>slowly edge since lunch>now it's 8 pm>after like 6 different girls I find a super hot one and start edging to her stuff>finally prepared to release my load>right then my parents return home>they barge into my room without asking (they always do this)>I get mad as fuck and yell at them>they start yelling backWas I in the wrong? They're still mad at me probably but they're the ones who invaded my privacy.
>>34782819Everyone in this story is wrong. Your parents are wrong for not knocking. You are wrong for gooning. You are also an idiot for not locking your door
>>34782819how much time do you have to react between them opening the front door and bee lining to your room?do you not have situational awareness or were you just praying?
>>34782826I can't lock my door. I don't have the key. My mom put it somewhere when I was a kid.
>>34782835you have to be 18 to post here
>>34782819I would beat up my son too if I saw him fat and obese and jerking off to anime girls.
>>34782834It usually takes like 30 seconds max. When I heard them opening the door I knew I wouldn't be able to climax quickly enough.>>34782839I'm 24.
>>34782835Them buy and install a new door knob
>>34782845yeah you're in the wrong and should apologize to them. they either know what you did or have no idea what happened and will be confused the next day wondering if you're secretly chatting with men or doing drugs.get the fucking key back to your doorknob. can you not determine the contract to your free stay at your parents?in the future do it in the bathroom, shower, or at night
>>34782819sounds like your parents want you to jizz on them
>>34782835change the locks you stupid faggot
>>34782845>I'm 24.oh lord
>>34782819Explain to them what happened, why you got mad and apologize.Honesty is important. Make sure you tell them about the 7 sluts you looked at too.
>>34782819iktf bro it's a regular experience for me... you just have to have good hearing and setup little alarms like hanging a bell on inside of the door or something, and keep one headphone off. works for me
also you should just buy a new doorknob on amazon and install it, and threaten to leave if they take it away or dont let you install it. these kinds of parents who dont like their kids to have privacy are also conveniently enough devastated by the idea that they might leave. you just have to be convincing enough, book an airbnb for a few nights to scare them or something.
