the world owes me for the shitty mediocre existence it's put me in so i want to become a worldwide famous e-celeb complete with my own personal army of impressionable minors to witch-hunt and doxx anyone who dares to criticize me all while constantly kissing my ass and telling me how good i am so i can fill the bottomless void my emotionally compromised mother left me with. call me a pathetic schizo all you want but im completely fucking out of patience and i dont feel like shooting people for attention because jail is for niggers.the only problem is the internet is overran with ai slop and dead internet theory seems more and more real every day, and as a result everyone seems to constantly be migrating away from mainstream social media, which makes it near impossible to get a massive following and makes me feel like it's too late to leave my rightful mark on the world. there's also the problem with everyone on mainstream social media being a whiny trannyfaggot puritan leftist and since im a straight white american man im just inherently le hecking evil to them, i cant even pretend to like them for long because of how nauseatingly repulsive tranny zoomers are.so wtf do i do in the big 26 to become the next hot topic with millions of eyes glazing and headpatting me 24/7? im not a creative mind at all and have always been more of a practical finance bro than a relatable artistic human but i still need to feel power and positive attention just so i can finally experience what it feels like for people to be proud of me before i die. this isnt even about sex because i already passport-bro'd myself some pussy last year so i just want the clout and fame and power.
