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first of all maybe im projecting or whatsoever, english isnt my 1st language so sorry or wtv bear with me

anyways ihave been watching (beardmeatsfood) for quite a while for some reason mostly every interaction with males is very awkward, u can tell this male fan is a shutin loser (just like me)
anyways i always feel jealous not being able to deal w resentment for the acceptance that women get that makes them act more courageously
i hate myself for being a coward and not being able to get better since im not accepted i always think i would be loved even if i was the ugliest chubby woman on earth, some loser incel would obsess over me and i would ignore him and get fit and be a hypergamous foid


tldr for my fellow chads and incels
HOW I CAN I IMITATE AND HAVE THE SAME ATTENTION WOMEN GET AS A MALE
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>ugly foid has no problem being herself
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>>34786501
if you're the 0.00001% that can pass, but you're probably not so i'd form an artificial boyband and use chatgpt to write some crummy songs in the tune of forgotten hits.
most major pop songs use the exact same tune anyways, so i'm sure with AI now it's not hard to emulate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ
it will probably cause all men to hate you forever if you're successful though
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>>34786501
Technology induced autism. Simple.
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>>34786563
i hate you cunt ur boring i hope u be my friend
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>>34786563
OP would still need to be able to sing decently well. which is harder than you might imagine unless you're genetically blessed. also, boy bands are only popular (among women) because the boys in said bands are cute or handsome. as an average or below average looking guy who can't sing very well you'd probably be better off doing something niche and ""alternative"" like folk punk or anything emo related, in my opinion.
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>>34786587
reversible?
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>>34786625
i'll be friends with you
>>34786631
they have ai that make mens voices feminine, so i'm sure that and some autotune. i guess they could be a vtuber singer too.
now we have a business product a yamaka equipper would be jealous of
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>>34786632
Sadly no
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>>34786625
im half serious btw. there was some vtuber that turned out to be the witch of the black forest or some shit when her pc glitched.
ai voice changer and vtube and you'll have a cult following of young white simps.

is there a flaw in my logic?
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>>34786631
fuck it wanna see what you think of this since you're on the topic. it's more emo/pop punk than boy band, but if AI didn't come along and ruin everything, would I have had a chance as a real singer? no pitch correction used

https://voca.ro/1nVxuXB90lR2

https://voca.ro/1dxn2Tvhaj8r
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>>34786653
nah idc i was lying sorry i love the chase

realistically i cant maintain friends they get bored and im not fit for normal relationships cause everyone hates me or thats what i think since "friends" rarely seek my company

>>34786686
thats a lie, i think.
the girl on the right was a worse degenerate than i am, and actually unironically texted ai for companionship and as a sexual outlet and she forced her way into becoming normal u could never tell this "streamer" was ever a shut in, unless she confessed (which she did once)
i just think women has more gateways to change their lives
sorry if im allover the place i dont wanna talk

>pic related
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>>34786719
>https://voca.ro/1nVxuXB90lR2
not horrible. tone is pretty good. you need to enunciate more. :43 is shell shocking
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>>34786756
if someone hates you they want to kick your ass or kill you or spend a calorie to screw you over.
people are apathetic to you
and its probably because either they're lazy low value friends or you're boring to be around.
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>>34786710
i don like music i cant sing, the thougt crossed my mind when i was 16
i cant use the music system or wtv im not even that obsessed with music im technology illiterate in that case and my culture isnt so hung up on music or at least i am not
sorry for not giving it much thought im not from the US

>>34786719
damit nigger stop stealing the attention im getting ugh
i hope ur voice is good at least brb
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>>34786501
life isn't fair and women have it better than men
but why do you care, i never really cared to think about it
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>>34786770
you wanted attention like a woman, which means to look like a woman (tranny), digitally look like a woman (vtuber/voice changer), or start a boy band (more like a kpop band now). besides some form of celebrity. i guess you could be an influencer or whatever they call it now.
you can also be one of those creeps that goes to a turd world country like a sex tourist in Philippines
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>>34786501
picrel. simple as
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>>34786501
>u can tell this male fan is a shutin loser
Bad sample selection. That male fan is fanboying over a YT personality. Of course this include far more of the autistic section of society.
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>>34786758
thanks for listening and this is legit more feedback than I ever get on something like reddit or a singing discord where it's just kids whispering tiktok songs. when i try to post there i dont know if I'm bad or they just don't like any music like this or belting. any thoughts on the 2nd one? and yeah this was all one take + the harmony, and :43 is where i just messed around. then i spent a lot of time tweaking the fx trying to get it closer to the album sound (found abusing denoising plugins helped). I enjoy it, and you say its not horrible, thing is i spend a TON of time and lessons on trying to refine my vocals/fx and music, been trying for years, you think its worth it or time to give up by now and focus that energy somewhere else?
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>>34786766
>you're boring to be around. i hate you man, leave me alone im sorry for pissing in your cereal i just feel people can be more boring than i am and still have friends so why cant i, its clearly not about me being "entertaining" its something else which i cant really figure and i dont think i shoudl
atp the post is just becoming a cesspool of vents


>>34786719
just heard it, its good would be better with a different with a better setup ,like a dedicated place to record, tools etc etc
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>>34787342
np anon. nah most people are just lazy and low effort. are you posting on /mu/?
im guessing everyone there is self-absorbed and just wants you to listen to their crap.
umm
second one needs a lot more work
the last 10 seconds isn't bad but the rest seems poorly mastered or something. maybe you're eating the mic. i don't know if it's mumbling or an audio issue cause it just comes across as hard to hear despite sounding close, like your microphone is losing its hearing listening.
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>>34787373

>>34787396
which plan you going with anon?
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>>34787111
i wont elaborate cuz the reason is weirder and would make this thread into a vent session and i dont want people to pile on me


>>34787160
>you can also be one of those creeps that goes to a turd world country like a sex tourist in Philippines
i am now confused about ur gender after u said this i always thought u were a man until that post

>you wanted attention like a woman
indeed i have wtv fucked up shit going on and i find it pleasurable to have attention from either men or women
not going into details (again)
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>>34787287
idk what pircel means
kys

>graph
i dont even understand how is this graph related to anything i said
i just hate women and wish i can kill them to stop feeling powerless


>>34787288
LMAO im so curious about if you get called smart? or if you for some reason know your iq?

>That male fan is fanboying over a YT personality.far more of the autistic section of society.
i never thought anyone would argue this, but my counterpoint is that the men i was talking about are randoms (i used the word fans to show that they try to be nice and actually seek his attention)

but the last 2 examples were both male and female chefs (2 different videos) none of them knew the guy, despite that, the male was so retarded i felt bad, contrary to how the ugly woman presented

i have to remind u my english is shitty so my points never make sense

>>34787448
ive been struggling for 5-10 minutes to post my thread and i keep deleting them by mistake happy that ur here tho
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>>34787461
>post my thread
who says this, post my reply*
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>>34786501
I'm confused are you male or female
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>>34787461
one of your posts got deleted...
it's just kinda hard to know what you're really wanting out of this situation.
what type of attention are you wanting from people? everything i posted about vtubing was a lark that i wouldn't really recommend cause i think the outcome would be bad unless you wanted $
if you want the dirty kind of attention i'd go to /soc/
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>>34787453
i get what you mean but if you wanna attention hoe you can't be desperate for attention, that drives people away
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>>34787518
well im as confused as you are i would say

the only thing i really kind of want is to be "normal"
i want to fit in society, have friends and mesh with my community
i just cant seem to get better its like im 2 persons at the same time and no one seems to overpower the other

what constantly brings me down is that i have no one in my life (realistically speaking)
yes i have family, but again my parents give conditional love, so i have been seeking to be loved and accepted

i feel so happy and content when i know that someone really cares but this feeling goes away cause no one is always there for me
for example even the atteneion u give me (which isnt dirty) boosts my confidence
but after u leave i will try to have this again wtv way

TLDR
I WANT SOMEONE TO STAY FOR SO LONG preferably a year or so UNTIL I GET BETTER
if iwas a woman it would be so easy (thats my point)
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>>34787600
hmm we treading close to what i dont wanna vent about i will just leave

thanks for all the people who replied im sorry for not continuing i need to rest cause i feel i would just spill my guts and keep venting atp MB
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>>34787602
harsh truth but you sound like a desperate pussy and it drives people away
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>>34787600
i will be back later if you dont mind i dont wanna talk rn

>>34787612
i hope u die nigga why do u have to tell me just keep it for uself
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>>34787602
how much effort have you put into finding a girlfriend?
How would you rate yourself out of 10?
are you balding?
what facial hair?
overweight?
and what's your dress sense?
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>>34787621
oh hi bants

>how much effort have you put into finding a girlfriend?
Not very much, im very lazy i usually seek short term bs and get too scared of commitment and being left so i leave first
and if i stay, they leave me

>How would you rate yourself out of 10?
gonna be real with you 5/10

>are you balding?
no..?

>what facial hair?
none

>overweight?
underweight, the sickly look is kind of the problem
im just lazy and dont like going thru with anything

>and what's your dress sense?
meh, main stream bs i dress like ur avg dude i exclusively wear stuff from american eagle and similar bs
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>>34786501
The deliberate destruction of the social contract.
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also im not exclusively seeking a gf, i want a friend first
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>>34787444
ha last I visited /mu/ a year ago it was all about kpop girls and rappers, and feedback from that crowd would mean nothing to me, and no one posting their original music/feedback, dunno if its even allowed by the janitors there guess i'll check again see if anythings changed. i just posted here cuz you were talking about singing. i assume the problems you hear with the mic are just my mixing after the fact. i tend to overcook in the mix trying to dull out the brightness and bring up the nonexistent bass of my voice with distortion, that's also why i sang this one with more "uh", trying to sound darker like the original guy, instead of as forward as I did on the first song that's more like boy band. also i usually layer a bunch but for these i was trying to practice getting better at one take doing it live. here's what it sounded like completely dry solo from the mic:

https://voca.ro/19fyQY2N7diB

song is called letters and love notes by go radio, end of the song if you care to compare

>>34787373
thanks man, yeah I wish I had that stuff. this is just untreated closet + sm58 + scarlet solo turned very low gain to prevent clipping. dunno if i should be eating the mic to try to get the most bass out of it or be even further away. i wish someone could handle all those technical details + mix so i could just work on singing. i visited a producer once for a paid hour trying to get the secret sauce but he didn't help me much, and it was even harder to sing there cuz he didn't have a good monitor mix setup so i could hear myself, so even easier songs were harder than this, and he also lectured me on basic compressor info I'd already heard hundreds of times from youtube



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