Has housekeeping ever walked in on you while you fell asleep naked on top of your bed without the covers on?What did you do?
>>34797738I continued stroking
>>34797744While you were asleep? That's weird but okay
>>34797738this is not a fetish board retard fuck off
>>34797794How about you fuck off and stop projecting YOUR sexual fantasies onto something that isn't sexual to begin with.
>>34797738>wake up to this unseasoned bread
>>34797880That looks like AI
>>34797869>>34797869>Kristen-Stewart-underwear(...).jpgPlease tell me, what advice can you even fucking give to this post
>>34798074Holy shit it's a random fucking image that was picked randomly off my hard drive. How retarded are you?Do you fucking think every thread must have a related on topic picture to the subject matter at hand? And you must be really fucking projecting your porn brain if you think a screenshot of a tabloid article is porn.
>>34798074>Please tell me, what advice can you even fucking give to this postUhhhh how about how you would handle and mitigate the awkward situation of hotel staff seeing you naked? Are you illiterate or just born stupid? You think you're not immune to falling asleep at 12pm in the afternoon?
>>34797738I hear ya man I hate hotel rooms
It's probably as awkward for them as it was for you, so who cares.It's a random person you'll probably never see again
>>34797738If I woke up I said "Come back later" and they apologized and left.If I didn't wake up, they just apologized and left.They see worse every day
>>34799692>They see worse every dayLike what? People being raped?
>>34798268Sue the hotel.
>>34800028That's very Jewish of you...
>>34800068If you want, I can recommend you a good lawyer from my synagogue.
>>34800077oh kek
>>34797738Maintain eye contact
>>34803623Establish that dominance.
>>34797738What would you do?
>>34797738>housekeepingi have literally never been to a place that has this
>>34811655Where the fuck do you live? You've never been to a hotel that does that?
>>34797738she's a good cleaner, thorough and knowledgeable of her craft, also she has never stole anything, something rare in my countryalso she's kinda ugly and my mom's age so I'm not interested in her seeing me naked
>>34811973>I'm not interested in her seeing me nakedThis isn't a choice dude
>>34812079It's just not a choice.
>>34811904Like never? The fuck?
>>34818654Come on dude
Hiding this pajeet thread
>>34797738Yell, "PEEPEE LE SLEEPY! PEEPEE LE SLEEPY!While frantically pointing at my dick then at myself, then miming me sleeping by putting my hands under the side of my head and laying on the pillow.
>>34821195lol wtf xD
>>34821122Like come on
One time the house cleaner came on a different day than usual. It was the summer time and both of my parents were at work so I was hanging out naked on the couch. I guess she didnt think anyone was home bc she let herself in instead of ringing the bell and I was sitting on the couch naked. She hsd her teen age daughter with her. They both saw me there and both pretended like they didnt vut they did....they did
>>34825548lol
Well, once in a hotel I was lying shirtless in a mild hypertensive state when a pretty bougie girl (given the wrong key) walked in and said "Oh gosh, there's somebody in here".It wasn't even gross so I just put on my best Jewish voice and said "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!" and she backed out and apologized relentlessly from the hallwayShe was pretty cute so I told her she could come back any time
>>34828320Is that a fake ID number next to your name?
>>34797738You continue sleeping because you aren't awake to perceive such a thing happening?Otherwise if you wake from the noise you pull something nearby to cover yourself and you apologise, probably with kneejerk reaction speed? And the housekeeper probably does the same kneejerk reaction of immediately averting their eyes and closing the door and apologising as well, or if asleep they don't apologise and just leave and pretend it didn't happen and prepare to come back a later time to finish the job?What were you expecting? Housekeeper to come hump on your exposed penis?
>>34831690You saged this shit? That ain't cool dude.
I have never met a hot chick with less aura. Great body, sexy outfit, pretty, and it just does nothing at all for me.
>>34834517Your dick doesn't get hard for Kristen Stewart?! Come on dude...
>>34835002Come the fuck on man
>>34839576Just come the fuck on
>>34841940The fuck on man
