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Welcome Moon and Star. I have prepared a place for you.

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>>34802922
Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?
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i did some research after seeing the argument in the last thread about whether gay men are more likely to offend against minors. and i found this which confuses me as a sciencelet
>Previous investigations have indicated that the ratio of sex offenders against female children vs. offenders against male children is approximately 2:1, while the ratio of gynephiles to androphiles among the general population is approximately 20:1. The present study investigated whether the etiology of preferred partner sex among pedophiles is related to the etiology of preferred partner sex among males preferring adult partners. Using phallometric test sensitivities to calculate the proportion of true pedophiles among various groups of sex offenders against children, and taking into consideration previously reported mean numbers of victims per offender group, the ratio of heterosexual to homosexual pedophiles was calculated to be approximately 11:1. This suggests that the resulting proportion of true pedophiles among persons with a homosexual erotic development is greater than that in persons who develop heterosexually. This, of course, would not indicate that androphilic males have a greater propensity to offend against children

so which is it?
it sounds like the they confirmed it then said it wasn't true?

article source https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1556756/
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[This is what Foids want you to respect]
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>>34802937
Would cum openly, and not by stealth.
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>>34802938
>it sounds like the they confirmed it then said it wasn't true?

It's called "red tape". They notice a confirmed pattern but can't outright confirm the pattern because you know, they get cancelled and investors and funders stop providing funding.
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>>34802940
Would pin under my boot and drive my sword through his ribs
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>>34802940
>The foid average fantasy is a handsome sociopath.

Go figure.
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>>34802938
Understand that the word "pedophile" is being used in a strict technical sense, there. By that definition, most pedophiles don't sexually abuse children, and most people who sexually abuse children aren't pedophiles. (And technically, by definition, no heterosexual person is a pedophile, and no homosexual person is a pedophile either, because those terms are mutually exclusive).
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I wanna stay with you, my love
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>>34802940
>[This is what Foids want you to respect]
This is what I hate about most female romance authors. The love interest is ALWAYS just an amalgam of the worst and most poorly executed cliches. "Ooh, he's a piece of shit in every way, but he has a soft side for you (still a piece of shit to you too)"

Give. Me. Himbos.
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>>34802956
Did you like Kronk as a kid?
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State gender
cowgirl position, bouncing up and down or grinding back and forth,
which is your preference
also state your virginity status
I will be back in 8 hours to evaluate this data. Thank you in advance
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>>34802956
Don't tell me something like Bolin is your fantasy
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>>34802958
M
Grinding until she cums, then bounce me to the finish.
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>>34802954
>Understand that the word "pedophile" is being used in a strict technical sense, there. By that definition, most pedophiles don't sexually abuse children, and most people who sexually abuse children aren't pedophiles. (And technically, by definition, no heterosexual person is a pedophile, and no homosexual person is a pedophile either, because those terms are mutually exclusive).
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>>34802958
F. Squatting on it > grinding on it > bouncing on it. Bouncing sucks if he's big.
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>>34802940
How will he defeat my incel wizard powers?
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>>34802958
M. Somewhere between the two, really. You want there to be more pressure on the underside of the penis than there is on the top. But you also want to have your vagina more or less aligned with the penis and thrusting along its length, not across it. So I guess you want a slow bounce, but done leaning forward, not sitting up straight.

Honestly my main bit of advice for women there is "slow the fuck down". Other men, who use porn more, may need to be jackhammered, I don't know, but for myself, I want to feel like you're stroking and caressing me, not slamming me. I think at least some women like to go slow too - you feel a sensation more intensely if there's time to feel it before moving on.
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Watching bodycam footage of BPD people is astonishing.
They try so hard to be all cute and innocent, until they get the handcuffs on and then go utterly bonkers. Like a different person.
I know not everybody with it is this way, but my goodness...
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M31 here, my few years younger gf became distant and less sensual, but more sarcastic, she says, that it’s all because of work, she wants to spend more time with her friends, in the friends group there are some males and of course her ex bf too, which i do not like. I told her, that she should open up instead for me than for them. I still find it funny too, when she says, that i bring her inner peace and calmness, but she still refuses to open up, because she thinks, that she will be a burden. We are in a relationship for a few months, but know each other a little more than a year. This and that she has no father figure is a red flag for me. Is she hiding something, should i wait or just end everything with her?
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>>34802967
I'm simply pointing out that some of the text from the study that looks like it is contradicting itself actually isn't. It only looks that way because the average non-scientific reader doesn't understand what the word "pedophile" means in a scientific context.
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>>34802968
Why is squatting the best?
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>>34802974
Sounds to me like she's emotionally checking out to be honest. She's finding relief somewhere else.
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>>34802973
And they keep propagating because dumb worthless simp retards like my dad have to breed with BPD whores like my mom where they create schizoid incel sons like me and more BPD whore daughters (I don't have a sister, thank god), so this curse will never end.
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>>34802973
Would coom in and disappear without a trace
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>>34802974
>Is she hiding something,
Yes.
>should i wait or just end everything with her?
You should end it.
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>>34802971
>How will he defeat my incel wizard powers?

You talk about “ince wizard powers” like words on a screen are a battlefield.

I’ve stood in the middle of a riot of dragons with blood in my mouth and shadows wrapping my fists. I’ve watched men twice your size break when they finally understood the difference between noise and power. You sit in the dark and declare yourself dangerous because you’ve learned how to sneer in text.

That’s not power. That’s a child swinging a stick and calling it a sword.

You want to know how I’d defeat you? I wouldn’t draw a weapon. I wouldn’t even raise my voice. I’d let you keep talking until the silence after your last sentence became unbearable. Then I’d look at you the way I look at anything that mistakes its own fear for strength.

You wouldn’t last long enough to finish the next sentence.

Now run along. Some of us have actual wars to fight.

[Bridgerton Music Intensifies]
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>>34802980
>disappear without a trace
She would stalk you and find out where you live, then stab you in your sleep.
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>>34802974
Trying to ban a woman from having friends isn't going to go well. Have you tried suggesting that you go along with her and meet her friends?
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>>34802982
This is the height difference femanons deserve.

Also where is her ass?
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>>34802982
Thanks chatgpt
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>>34802977
Do you mean with other guy?
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>>34802954
What is the 11:1 ratio referring to?
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>>34802991
I get 11 bitches for every one you fumble
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>>34802982
>"I wouldn’t even raise my voice. I’d let you keep talking until the silence after your last sentence became unbearable. Then I’d look at you the way I look at anything that mistakes its own fear for strength."
>"You wouldn’t last long enough to finish the next sentence."
>AI actually thought this sounded cool
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>>34802989
I don't think we can know that with the info you gave. But it wouldn't surprise me if she were confiding and investing emotionally in them.
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>Men are drawn to borderline personality traits in physically attractive women, study finds
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>>34802995
To be fair we have one guy who actually talks like that
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>>34802985
I met them once, all of them look like normal people, but without big goals in life, just some party people, who love to get drunk on the weekends.
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>>34802987
>This is the height difference femanons deserve.

>Also where is her ass?

You measured her height and then looked for her ass like either one was any of your concern.

She’s mine. That’s the only measurement that matters.

Speak about her like that again and you’ll find out exactly how long the shadows in this room can become.

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>>34802991
>What is the 11:1 ratio referring to?
Who cares? It's a pointless study anyway. Doesn't tell you anything useful.
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>>34802996
I don‘t know, what else i could tell. It takes long, till she answers my messages, she tends to hide the screen of her phone, she often falls asleep pretty early, but says, that she sleeps not a lot. She looks like an extrovert, but with me she‘s often looking like an opposite
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>>34803000
My point was, if you're suffering from irrational jealousy and you think she's flirting with men in her friend group, you can verify that she isn't by going with her. Obviously you don't frame it like that; you say "I feel like I want us to be more of a couple; I want us to do more things together and get to know your friends more." But in the process you can keep an eye on her.
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>>34802957
>Did you like Kronk as a kid?
Yes. He was a good guy who was taken advantage of.

>>34802958
>bouncing up and down
F
This one

>>34802960
>Don't tell me something like Bolin is your fantasy
Don't yuck my yum.
Weak, dumb women need strong, "dominant" men to make decisions for them.
Strong, smart women need sweet meatheads to pick up heavy things.
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>>34802981
Do you think she‘s opening up for other guy rather than for me or is she cheating?
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>>34803003
Are you a different anon?
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>>34803009
Thoughts on Detective Gumshoe?
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>>34802982
"OMG Xaden you totally showed him! You're so cool!" - women probably
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>>34802974
Stop, making, so, many, commas.
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>>34803009
If they're strong why do they need a man to pick things up
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>>34803016
>[Proceeds to turn into a dragon that spits out dark flames that defends the basic bitch for no reason]
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>>34803008
I understand. I‘m not jealous, i‘m more irritated, that she‘s telling things to friends and not to me. I often ask, what she‘s doing and she answers shortly: i‘m with friends. I met them once, but she doesn‘t invite me to meet them anymore. I‘m only keeping an eye on everything, like you said
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>>34803006
>It takes long, till she answers my messages, she tends to hide the screen of her phone, she often falls asleep pretty early, but says, that she sleeps not a lot

Those are all pretty big red flags.
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>>34803003
>Who cares? It's a pointless study anyway. Doesn't tell you anything useful
Please answer the question.
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>>34803009
>Don't yuck my yum.

Literally one of the worst and most boring characters in the entire series. Seeing that you love Legend of Korra I didn't expect much, but damn am I disappointed.
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>>34803017
Ay ay captain
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>>34802967
Why is JH an octopus?
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>>34802974
I had this happen to me, had an exgf. She got a new 'friend group'. Mixed genders, some girls some guys. Within weeks her attitude with me switched up and she stopped being sweet and caring and turned into a cold grade-A bitch, and whenever I gave the slightest concern about who she was hanging with she would snap and got catty. To no one's surprise she was fucking one of the guys behind my back, when I confronted her she cried like a little bitch and acted like the sad victim telling me it's not what I thought it was, that it didn't mean anything and blah blah blah I dumped her, told her to enjoy the new guy and to fuck off and cut all contact. Years later she hits me up telling me she was sorry and that guy she got with was abusive and cheated her and hurt her, I didn't reply just kept the line of communication dead to this day.

In my experience anon when a GF gets with a group of 'friends' and it's got guys in it, watch out. And if she switches up her personality randomly and her attitude sours, it means she's in the process of cheating or monkey branching.
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>Dumb as shit, "oh well maybe I'll be a himbo"
>Also 5'3 with a dainty frame
So do I just rope or
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>>34803032
IQ?
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>>34803034
Probably 90-95
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>>34803035
>Probably
Take a test
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>>34802974
I wouldn't end it yet. It's ambigous enough. If she's fucking other guys or keeps distancing even more, then you can end it.
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>>34803032
Probably some twink shit?
Twinks are generally exceptionally stupid.
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>>34803038
That shit is like 200+ for a real one, I don't need to blow that much money for a bunch of nerds to tell me something about myself that I already know
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>>34802991
>What is the 11:1 ratio referring to?
It means there are 11 times as many gay pedophiles as straight ones
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>>34803041
I'm not gay
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>>34803045
You just proved how fucking retarded you are.
Twinks are insufferable.
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>>34803032
The quickest way to get the ladies into you is to stop caring about getting them into you and that's all. The Chinky Nintendo guy who created Super Mario said it best: Girls are like cats, it's cool when they approach you, but if you try to approach them it doesn't go so well etc etc. That isn't only talking about physical approaches, mentally just check out of pursuing them, don't bother with trying to change yourself just to impress women. Women hate that shit in men because it signals neediness. So forget about it and work with the hand you got dealt and focus on improving your own life, whether that's fitness or hobbies or career or integrating yourself into your community.
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>>34803031
She has this group of friends for 3 years, way longer before we met. She always said, that they supported her and kept her sanity through harsh times. And when we met, she was a little cold and distant, but now even more, she blames her work, but i think it‘s just bullshit, i‘m keeping an eye on her
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>>34803014
>Thoughts on Detective Gumshoe?
Idk. I never played the Ace Attorney games.

>>34803018
>If they're strong why do they need a man to pick things up
I meant like strong personality, but also, strong men are stronger than strong women. Just biology.

>>34803026
>Literally one of the worst and most boring characters in the entire series.
In what way? He's like a golden retriever that can lavabend.
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>>34803048
Miyamoto accrued a harem.
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>>34803040
How do i find out if she‘s fucking other guys? How can i be sure about it? We don‘t live together, i can‘t keep an eye on her as much as i would like to
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Foids how far back must I pull my cockus in your cooter before t feels good each thrust?
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>>34803049
Well she's supposed to be a big girl and let go of her old friend group that kept her sane when she was living like a loser. I'm not saying she cuts them all off or isolate herself but at least limiting herself or setting boundaries and prioritising the relationship. Every man and woman has to do that if they hope to turn the relationship into something more, like engagement or marriage or whatever at some point the man and woman needs to make the relationship the emotional focus abd that means outgrowing shit from our immature past. I did that with a circle of boys I was hanging with for years, couldn't relate to them anymore they just keep jerking over identity politics and X Twitter shit and videogames that I stopped caring about. Women have to do similar that means she needs to stop playing the fucking field for attention and wear her big girl panties. If she can't do that it means she's not long term material.

Keep an eye on her yeah, but don't hold out hope. Women aren't stupid, when they play these games they know exactly what they're doing
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>>34803048
what if i do this and end up alone forever
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>>34803050
>In what way?

To me he's unfunny and charismatic. He's usually stuck in B plots that barely add anything like being Korra's third wheel, the yandere water lady or the actor plotline. He pulls lavabending out of his ass without any reason or explanation. And lastly, I just hate golden retriever characters in a visceral level, but I admit that's on me. And I'm afraid that if I try rememebering more about the serie, I'll find more reasons.

To be fair, I liked him at the beginning of season 4, when it seemed like he almost believes Kuvira, but that goes out of the window pretty soon.
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>>34803053
That's cause he knows the secret code on his to get the women, you just need to stop caring about how to get them & put energy into your own passions and build your life up
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>>34803054
Would you like to live with her?
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I WANT HER
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>>34803059
>what if i do this and end up alone forever
Then you'll at least be better off in your own self than if you kept holding out for women to save you, because as it stands you are alone. If the choice is be alone and neglect your life due to focusing on women too much Vs. be alone but take care of your life and forget appeasing women, then clearly the latter is better. Besides you won't be alone you can see how far you can become a pillar in your local community. Join a club or do some volunteering, find connections or networks to get involved in things, anything, and see where it goes
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>>34803065
I used to want (a different) her too, but now it's back to emptiness, wanting nothing.
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>find BPD woman on reddit
>her mother is an alcoholic with severe liver issues
>her father dryhumped her while drunk one night
Do most/all BPDs just have a horrible upbringing or some sort of severe trauma that caused their issues? Or is there still a chemical issue in their brains?
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>>34803067
Nta
Should i start going to the church or start drinking with the local alcoholics? Those are the 2 realistic network opportunities i have.
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>>34803070
ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL
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>>34803070
The church. Alcoholics are confirmed losers, that's why they drink to forget. Try church or see if there's any volunteering positions as well. Try elderly homes and see where you can help. The reason I recommend this is because it builds your social reputation. And that means you gain local power slowly, it's the first step
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>>34803070
As if that is mutually exclusive.
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>>34803080
This, play both sides
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>>34803080
It kind of is. I know people who used to be in the alcoholic category and are now in the church goer category.
From their perspective this is progress, from mine it is not.
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To the fellow experienced leaf anons and leaf femanons: where are all the 20-something year old women in Ottawa-Gatineau? In Europe I see them everywhere, here I go out and it's 90% boomers and moms and dads in their 30s. I see maybe a handful of young women for the 8 hours/day I go out around the city.

Are you all at home? Or just not here at all?
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>>34803085
working
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>>34803069
>Do most/all BPDs just have a horrible upbringing or some sort of severe trauma that caused their issues?
Yes. They were coldly denied healthy love from a parent role model, and simultaneously brutally abused by that parental role model. So they grow up and simultaneously chase infatuation out of any guy, but the minute there is the slightest signal of negativity or negative emotion from the guy, fight or flight trauma response kicks in and they are convinced you are gonna hurt the or abandon them "like everyone else" (their parental role model).
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>>34803085
I don't know. I live in Toronto and I barely see any white women around, let alone young or single ones. Bag a flip or something.
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>>34803085
They're hiding from Khajiits
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>>34803064
Why not, she‘s keeping her flat pretty clean, she lives in nicier place than i. And i could enjoy our sex more often, because we both want it a lot
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>>34803085
Now that indians are everywhere, women don't go outside anymore
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>>34803088
NTA
This wouldn't be so bad if most BPD had any introspection whatsoever and didn't assume that they're always right. You have to prove that you're not as bad as their strawman.
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>>34803094
Why haven't you made it happen yet then?
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>>34803090
Grim. I used to live in Toronto up until 2019 and it was somewhat alright there, last I remembered.
Time for me to move back to Europe then.
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‘people’ with bpd have no consciousness. they’re basically soulless bug people just like sociopaths and autists. all they do is copy and take.
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>>34803011
Probably the former. If not that, she's at least just losing interest in you.
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The To Catch a Predator movie looks stupid
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>>34803096
>This wouldn't be so bad if most BPD had any introspection whatsoever and didn't assume that they're always right. You have to prove that you're not as bad as their strawman.

It's because when their fight or flight doom spiral drops, their minds are on autopilot, they dissociate hard and intense feelings of fear or distrust takes over and paints over all reasoning. The more you try to prove yourself to that during their episode the more visually distressed you look in their eyes and in their mind that confirms their high vigilance suspicions in their fractured emotional logic. It's fucked up and cyclical and the only thing to get then out of the looping trauma circus that is BPD is psychotherapy to break the cycle and they grow a different perspective and then dating works well for them because their BPD goes into remission
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>>34803096
>You have to prove that you're not as bad as their strawman.
Seems to be because they just can not think properly and clearly in the moment, then they are sorry ten minutes later after having calmed down and half an hour later they have already forgotten what they've done.
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>>34803101
Are you a psychiatrist
>>34803105
Are you a psychiatrist
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>>34803123
Are you?
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>>34803119
>half an hour later they have already forgotten what they've done.
Nta but yeah dissociation is a helluva drug. I had a crazy upbringing that most people would consider to be psychotic and I fortunately only sustained complex ptsd and no personality disorder. There is a genetic component that may or may not trigger it as well. But I still got the dissociation fogging, derealization, depersonalisation shit. Which means from the outside I "forget" what happened 30 mins later as well I can relate to that with bpds. They don't actually cognitively forget, but emotionally they bury it as though it were a memory that belonged to someone else. It's a sanity preservation mechanism that got ingrained.

If you're a kid and you just watched your dad smash a chair against the back of your mom's spine, but in 1 hour you gotta go to school because if you don't social services are coming then your mind has to shove shit down and you develop this automatic mechanic that just erases emotional investment or identifying with memories of them to keep you 'functional'. Cuz they had to do that to attend things like school or a job etc
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>>34803124
No, that's why i don't go on rants about bpd this and bpd that
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Should I smoke weed and do nothing. Else
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>>34803128
Most people don't even know what the real thing looks like. Most retards just assume because they got dumped or dated a bitch it means they have BPD kek
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>>34803128
Have you met or lived with BPD people?
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>>34803124
>>34803123
im a gaychiattist
atogachiatrist
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>>34803125
Are you M or F?
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>>34803136
Male
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>>34803133
I know the symptoms. Probably yes. Male, not female.
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i’m only sympathetic towards women here
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>>34803132
It's not fun when you have someone snap at you
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>>34803141
>It's not fun when you have someone snap at you
Nope not fun at all. I'd say it's common in anyone who has basic baggage from living in a family where verbal abuse was as common as taking a piss. They internalize that and end up recreating that in their relationships. That's the only explanation, but never an excuse.

Did you encounter shit like that when dating?
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>>34803142
I encountered that as a child in my family. I haven't dated.
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Did you pee on his cock when he tried to penetrate you? Tell the truth.
Did he get his penis head in or were you wearing panties?
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im bored
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>>34803137
Not hot.
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עם ישראל חי
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>>34803147
Let's play a game
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Women, why are you all ok with sucking a guy's cock after you have thoroughly slimed it with your juices and girlcum?
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>>34803128
So you are either avoidant or BPD.
The two types who really hate it when they're called out and get suuuuper defensive about "nuh uh you can't just call people what they are!"
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>>34803144
Sorry to hear, that's rough as fuck, with the family situation I mean. You doing alright these days?

>>34803148
>Not hot.
Lol
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>>34803147
me too. what are your hobbies/interests, anon?
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>>34803152
Because they are good girls?
Start asking less retarded questions.
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>>34803154
>Diagnosing people over a 4chan post
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>>34803147
I'm about to mast her bait.

>>34803161
Found ya.
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>>34803157
I'm not exactly doing alright. If i went to a psychiatrist he could diagnose me with whatever he likes.
Anxiety disorder for sure, some other shit too likely.
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Femanons, would you elope? Or do you want your vanity wedding?
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>>34803166
I dunno, ask the Trad men who want to get married.
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>>34803164
If you've got crippling self awareness sometimes it's not even necessary to see the psych you know? You can become your own psychiatrist and just learn the shit they would have taught you and self administer it as well. You got something at least to keep you busy or distracted to help you tune out?
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>>34802974
Break up. I believe she's not being openly honest.
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>>34803167
Good old fashioned shotgun weddin' with the moonshine and country on blast in the back of a run down Southern Gothic cathedral, and firing into the sky to celebrate, plus some deepfried oreos.
Yessir.
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>>34803023
Yeah, break up, kick her out. She's not putting any effort into the relationship.
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>>34803168
>You got something at least to keep you busy or distracted to help you tune out?
Yeah of course. Many things. There's like 5 other things i could be doing right now.
I have no idea how to be a functioning member of society though.
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>>34803152
Idk man. But I used to cheat regularly on a previous girlfriend. She was an rn and worked nights and we would often fuck before sge went to work. I would then go visit my sidechick without showering or cleaning up because she wanted to suck my cock clean and remove off my GFs scent from me properly so she could then ride me to coat my cock with her juices and essence.
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>>34803171
>shotgun weddin'
Those never made sense to me. It should be the women holding the shotgun. Weddings typically are what woman constantly dream about.
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>>34803104
Maybe you'll make memes from it
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[State Gender]
Where do you rank?
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>>34803179
M
1
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>>34803179
F
1
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>>34803179
M
3
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>>34803166
>Femanons, would you elope? Or do you want your vanity wedding?
Sure. I'm not big on weddings because they cost too much. I wouldn't mind if it was just us
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>>34803179
M
5
Anyone who says something other than 5 is lying
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>>34803179
F
5. dont laugh. gave myself a headsche trying to imagine an apple
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>>34803176
You're disgusting.
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>>34803186
Tfw no npc gf
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>>34803185
Nah we ain't lying
>>34803186
It just means you're an external processor and not an internal processor no biggie
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>>34803190
>>34803188
i tried to imagine an apple and i ended up seeing kaleidoscope patterns, branches, and train tracks. i have no control over what im trying to see
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I wish I had either 5 or 1 on the scale. Fucking sucks being stuck at 3. My mind feels like needing to shit but never able to fully take the shits ya feel me?
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>>34803179
M
2
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>>34803187
Not the girls who accepted him? Lol
foids would rather date a cheater than a loyal virgin
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>>34803186
>>34803191
Shhh it's ok sweetie, don't worry your pretty little foid head about thinking okay? Men can do the thinking for you, just sit there and look pretty. If you think too hard brain will get hurty, men think for you, and you can just be cute.
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>>34803192
You don't control the thought forms. The thought forms control you. Good news is that almost all of the time thought forms are the ones in control, so you're not especially retarded.
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>>34803196
NTA
>Man engages in disgusting behavior
>Gets rightfully called disgusting
>WELL AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL THE WOMEN HE FUCKED WHO AREN'T POSTING IN THIS THREAD DISGUSTING TOO!?
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>>34803200
Have you considered a "what about"
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>>34803197
im not dumb i can imagine better if my eyes are open alsoi think
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>>34803191
>i tried to imagine an apple and i ended up seeing kaleidoscope patterns, branches, and train tracks. i have no control over what im trying to see
Oh cool so you are one of them indigo children. The kaleidoscopic visuals was your mind breaking into the Aether and you saw tree branches, representing 1 enjoyers, 1 enjoyers don't rely on visuals in their head they rely on visuals in reality just as our ancestors did, when we lived in forests hence the tree branches.

The 5 enjoyers are train track thinkers, they rely on high mental visuals to plan and go from point a to point b, like a train on a track. They are often obsessed with trains too, we call them 'autists'.

Nah jk I made all of that shit up. But I am the same way my mind can't sit still
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>>34803200
They control all relationships, so yes, it's their fault. A man being able to fuck 2 bitches is rare in 2026.
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>>34803097
We live few kilometers apart, we can meet often, when we both can
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>>34803205
>Loser man projects his loserdom onto all men so that men don't have to take responsibility for their shitty actions
At this point, I'm convinced the whole "women are a monolith" thing is something certain men are obsessed with because they secretly wish men were a monolith.
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zoomers be like "nah I don't see the point in getting a therapist lol, anyway back to how I hate my life and wish I were dead and would definitely have killed myself by now if I didn't have a friend like you to vent to"
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>>34803210
Thank you for proving my point.
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>>34803214
>Juvenile mocking response
So, you're not disagreeing with me then? Alright.
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>>34803212
>zoomers be like "nah I don't see the point in getting a therapist lol, anyway back to how I hate my life and wish I were dead and would definitely have killed myself by now if I didn't have a friend like you to vent to"

To be fair modern day therapy is an absolute joke. You're just paying someone $100 to pretend to give a shit, most people who go to therapy don't even need it but therapy culture imposes itself in a way that they make it seem like modern man's church service lol
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>>34803199
>You don't control the thought forms. The thought forms control you. Good news is that almost all of the time thought forms are the ones in control, so you're not especially retarded.

Nah, it's neither. Its just like having static noise in my head all day, like it's always raining in my head and the raindrops are randomized thoughts. They don't control my actions or moods at all, they're just there.
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>>34803210
99% of men are losers to you then. Would you also reject their taxes that benefit most females or that's different?
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>>34803212
Frankly I learned my lesson about abusing my friends as therapists and paid the price.Now I understand why my actualy therapist warned me against doing that.

>>34803219
Therapy is completely dependent on patient and therapist matchign. People approach it like a regular doctor who just gives you some pills, but therapy is far more personal. Just grabbign any random old therapist is likely not going to work out.
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>>34803224
Most men aren't struggling to get laid or get girlfriends, that's projection on the part of loser men who're desperate to not feel like losers. Not sure why you randomly brought up taxes as that has nothing to do with this conversation.
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>>34802991
It sounded like they were saying men are heterosexual at a 20:1 ratio. But among pedos that ratio shrinks to 11:1, meaning gay men are almost twice as likely to be a pedo. That's the way I read the statement.
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>>34802954
>And technically, by definition, no heterosexual person is a pedophile, and no homosexual person is a pedophile either, because those terms are mutually exclusive
Explain what you mean.
>Heterosexual - a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to people of the opposite sex
>Pedophile - a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to prepubescent children.
These don't seem mutually exclusive.
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>>34803152
>why are you all ok with sucking a guy's cock after you have thoroughly slimed it with your juices and girlcum?
Because I taste delicious. Real gourmet grool, if I do say so myself.
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>>34803212
It’s more like a millennial/boomer thing. Zoomers in general are very open about their emotions, that’s kinda one of their generational traits
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>>34803227
NTA but this is the thing that's hard for me to understand. I'm an unlovable weirdo but I constantly see other similar weirdos who have even less going for them who manage to find partners. I don't understand how people end up directing their resentment outward instead of inward. At least there's a bit of dignity in quietly hating yourself instead of blaming everyone else.
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Viva México cabrones
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>>34803234
>It’s more like a millennial/boomer thing. Zoomers in general are very open about their emotions, that’s kinda one of their generational traits

Is it? Then why are the gen Z girls whining and complaining about the gen Z guys calling them sex obsessed and emotionally stunted?
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I like how all of the people that are destroying flock cameras so far have been young primarily white men in their early 20s. All society does is shit on us, so I say just let the normies get spied on, a state like that is what these people deserve.
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women, would you rather have a 6'1'' tall boyfriend with generally poor hygiene or a 5'9'' tall boyfriend with generally good hygiene?
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>>34803241
would rather have a gf
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>>34803241
cmon man you know what they're going to pick, the 6'1" guy with poor hygiene. They can make his hygiene issues a project they can fix with enough nagging and they get the taller guy. You can't nag a 5'9" to sprout extra inches
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>>34803179
F
I can see a perfect image of an apple, I can picture it in any scenario and lighting. I can see it from every angle, except I can’t turn it in real time. Just realized this last part. Anyone here that can rotate it at will?
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>>34803227
Nta, but personally I'm resentful towards women for expecting men to confidently lead at all times. I missed the boat during the time when it was sorta ok for men to be inexperienced and insecure, now it is expected that I show the confidence and sexual skill taht can only be obtained through repeat, routine sucess with women in the first place.
For a woman it is perfectly fine to be shy, insecure, imperfet. As a man, well togh luck, you're out, doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, you're trash the second a woman detects any insecurity.
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>>34803238
You wrote Mejico wrong.
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>>34803227
>Not sure why you randomly brought up taxes as that has nothing to do with this conversation.
Kek.
What do you think will happen to your benefits if more men check out of society at an alarming rate? You females have a responsibility to keep your men happy. Unhappy men cause unsafe countries.
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>>34803241
They'd pick the good hygiene guy if they didn't know the height. I'll say this a trillion times, most women can't guess or estimate height for shit in real life. Get off the dating apps
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>>34803246
>I can see a perfect image of an apple, I can picture it in any scenario and lighting. I can see it from every angle, except I can’t turn it in real time. Just realized this last part. Anyone here that can rotate it at will?

It's called "rotational thinking" and it's typically a mental skill that men excel at and not women. No idea why but that's just how it is. Yes I can rotate it
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>>34803246
im so fucking jealous. i hate my retarded randomized brain
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>>34803202
>alsoi think
Don't worry your silly little head.
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>>34803247
>For a woman it is perfectly fine to be shy, insecure, imperfet. As a man, well togh luck, you're out, doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, you're trash the second a woman detects any insecurity.
I can also assure you that this is projection on your part and it wouldn't shock me if all of your understanding of women comes from social media ragebait your algorithm feeds you.
>>34803249
Okay, so your argument is that more women are NEETS than men? Well that's debatable.
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>>34803024
I think the same, but i don‘t want to be paranoid or something like that, that‘s why i‘m still with her
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>>34803246
I can, it's odd you can't specifically rotate it
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Women, opinion on petplay?
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>>34803254
You know vivid imagination isn't indicative of intelligence right? Problem solving and pattern recognition is. You ain't solving problems with a 4k apple in your head
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>>34803260
Not into it personally. The most I'd ever do with that is wear cat ears or a collar.
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>>34803260
Stop trying to fuck your dog.
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I would check women out at a rather alarming rate, but unfortunately they don't like "men" checking them out.
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>>34803261
Nobody was talking to your boring autistic ass.
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>>34803240
>we should leave flock alone because uuuuh white genocide or something
kys glowie
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>>34803248
Es un arcaismo y por tanto válido.
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>>34803270
*Arcaísmo
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>>34803270
Solo quería romper el hielo.
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I wanna be hers
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>>34803265
>but unfortunately they don't like "men" checking them out.
Not like they will do anything about it.
I stare at sluts on purpose until they get uncomfortable about their slutty clothes. It's funny.
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>>34803263
Still cute.

>>34803264
Not until I get a dog.
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>>34803251
Testing for it doesn’t give a conclusive answer. And turns out if you tell people that one gender is better than the other the result changes. If given no time limit the gap between gender disappears. And there are different areas and overlap in rotational thinking and rotational mapping
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>>34803234
>very open about their emotions
did you read my post? being "open" stops being healthy when you make someone else entirely accountable for your own emotional well-being
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>>34803253
What do you see? Empty void?
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>>34803260
Nope
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>>34803281
Still. Read my post again.
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>>34803274
Todo esta bien bro
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>>34803277
I looked a bit too long at one dressed like an office harlot who looked like she spends hundreds of euro monthly on her hair, nails, etc. She made those big scared doe eyes. Probably hates being oogled by creeps.
At a later date she sat next to me and she smelled great.
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>>34803279
>If given no time limit
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[State Gender]
Where do you rank?

1 = can replicate speech, sounds, music, general environmental noise and 'speak' into your own mind using audio-thoughts.

5 = total audio silence inside your own head.
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>>34803290
M
1
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>>34803290
F
1
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>>34803285
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>>34803290
1 but wtf is that thing, unicorn dog
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>try to imagine apple again
>get a bunch of tiny purple rings over a long triangle
>and then a big white asterisk
congrats brain u made a flower i guess
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>>34803290
M
1
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>>34803268
>we
Yet only young men are doing anything about it despite women constantly saying how much they don't need men and boomers shit on us all the time. Why risk prison time for them?
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>>34803290
Male
1 for audio
3 for visual

My mind is essentially a TV with amazing surround sound but the picture quality is ass.
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>>34803238
>Viva México cabrones
Based

>>34803241
>a 5'9'' tall boyfriend with generally good hygiene?
This one

>>34803243
>would rather have a gf
Based

>>34803260
>Women, opinion on petplay?
It's in my top 5 kinks
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>>34803296
You're my flower
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>>34803296
Your brain sounds pretty.
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FUCK MY COFFEE WENT DOWN THE WRONG HOLE I COUGHED UP COFFEE ALL OVER MYSELF
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>>34803298
Breaking shit is cool and fun
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>look up "hogtie" on wikipedia
>this is one of the images they have on commons
Bruh...
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>>34803300
Bolin is Spain.
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>>34803305
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>>34803301
>>34803302
>Your my flower
>Your brain sounds pretty
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>>34803305
>>34803307
Meh, better than how they have graphic images of cocaine nose and penile cancer.
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>>34803308
Don't be jealous, you can be romantic too if you try. Thought I gotta admit, picrel has a impressively thick moustache.
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Women, do you feel Muslim culture is too misogynistic and if so, would your opinion affect wether you'd date a Muslim?
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The urge grows stronger every day
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>>34803239
You mean their emotional outcry, because they are open about their emotions? And last time I checked Z-boys cry about it everything as well
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>>34803311
I despise Islam, the only way I'd date a Muslim man is if it was a "culturally Muslim" thing or he was a sufi because sufis seem to be the only Muslims who aren't fucking terrible.
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>>34803240
If you get caught cutting down a flock camera you are in less trouble if you’re white. Black people do it too, they don’t share it like white people. Because safety. Happy to help
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>>34803309
Yeah, but those things are disgusting, whereas that is obviously a fetish pic.
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>>34803289
That doesn’t mean what you think it does.
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>>34803300
>That image
I have so much disdain for Canada is unreal
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>>34803306
>Bolin is Spain.
Colonize me, papi

>>34803311
>do you feel Muslim culture is too misogynistic and if so, would your opinion affect wether you'd date a Muslim?
Yes and yes. Women supporting Islam is like dinosaurs supporting the asteroid.
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>>34803311
I can’t stand any religion. My opinion wouldn’t change and I wouldn’t date anyone religious
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>>34803317
Ah yes, the two races, Black and White.
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>>34803324
>Colonize me, papi

First you gotta show me the gold. If you survive the smallpox after that, I'll consider it.
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I have this irrational fear that if I ever get rich, ill only find gold diggers to date. Makes me feel like I need to marry ASAP while poor.

Whats your irrational fear /atoga/?
State gender.
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>>34803319
If given no time limit I can run a marathon but that says absolutely fuck all about my abilities
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Femanons, what are some ways you like to troll men?
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>>34803312
To do what?
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>>34803328
M
Maybe dying a virgin and missing out on sex and love? It gets less irrational the more time passes, I guess.
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Ive had enough of the beach and its whores
Im going home today. Coming here is better way late after the main season is over
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>>34802922
State gender and age. Do you see yourself as a man/woman? Or are you still a boy/girl in your mind? Why? When did you begin see yourself as a man/woman?
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>>34803332
Take my life
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>>34803334
>I went to a place where people don't dress modestly and I was horrified to see women in swimsuits
Is this a troll or are you really this retarded?
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>>34803335
M 21
Boy
Physically and mentally feeble
I'll never be able to truly call myself a man as long as I'm stuck in this stunted body
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>>34803335
f
i go bu legal age its jsut that im not a well functioning adult
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>>34803290
M
1
Lately have this one song on repeat louder than everything else though
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>>34803335
M
27
I don't even know if that line exists. I understand when people say that adults are just bigger teens. As for me, I guess I'll be a man when I get over my flaws and become the best person I can be.
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>>34802991
>What is the 11:1 ratio referring to?
>>34803025
>Please answer the question.

Well, not this:
>>34803043
>It means there are 11 times as many gay pedophiles as straight ones
No, it means the exact opposite of that. As it says, "the ratio of heterosexual to homosexual pedophiles was calculated to be approximately 11:1". Eleven "heterosexual pedophiles" for every one "homosexual pedophile".

But honestly, the whole study is bullshit. What they've done is to look at a group of men who have been convicted of sexually abusing children. They've assessed them to try to determine which of them are "true pedophiles" and which are not. (Most, of course, aren't). They do this by measuring erection response to erotic imagery. One assumes they weren't showing them child porn, so presumably they were classing someone as a "true pedophile" simply because they didn't get an erection while looking at adult porn? They found that, within this group of known child sex offenders, in the subgroup of "true pedophiles" (that is the ones they decided experienced attraction ONLY to prepubescent children and not to adults), girl-oriented pedophiles outnumbered boy-oriented pedophiles by 11:1. They then make the truly deranged "logical" jump of saying that because the ratio of straight men to gay men in the general population is about 20:1, and the ratio of "straight" to "gay" pedophiles in the sample of actual child abusers is merely 11:1, that the percentage of male-oriented men who are true pedophiles is slightly higher than the percentage of female-oriented men who are.

The number of logical flaws in that is so high I genuinely don't know where to begin.
(1/1)
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>>34803337
Where else am I supposed to go on a summer vacation?
I cant move the house away from the coast
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>>34803344
Do you have a dog in the fight? Do you identify as gay or bi or queer?
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>>34803341
Ooh, she card read good.
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>>34803344
>(1/1)
I meant (1/2). *sigh*

Continuing:

For starters, in order to be a "true pedophile", you can't be gay. The two categories are mutually exclusive. If you are mainly or only attracted to adult men, you are, by definition, not someone who is mainly or only attracted to prepubescent children. So this tells you nothing whatever about the percentage of men who *are* actually attracted to adults but also abuse children.

Second, can you really reliably determine who is a "true pedophile" by having them watch porn that doesn't have children in it while wearing a blood pressure cuff on their penis?

Third, this is a study of known child sex offenders, which is inevitably going to give crazy results compared to the population in general.

Fourth, they're assuming the result they claim to be testing for by assuming that a pedophile being attracted to boys is somehow part of the same phenomenon as a gay man being attracted to adult men, and there's no good reason to do that. For example, prepubescent boys and prepubescent girls look much more physically similar to one another than adult men and women do. So, in terms of what physical traits a person is attracted to, if you're attracted to adults, a straight man might be attracted to smooth skins, breasts, flared hips, and slender legs, while a gay man might be attracted to facial and body hair and muscle. But none of those differences exist in prepubescent children; so it's not at all surprising that a pedophile preference for boys is much "closer" to a pedophile preference for girls than adult homosexuality is to adult heterosexuality, and that there would be more overlap within the pedophile group.

All in all, I really have no idea why anyone thought this was a useful study to conduct.
(2/2)
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>>34803179
M, 1. I can more easily picture a green apple since I've had one somewhat recently but I can still picture a red delicious and I can imagine taking a bite into it and the sandy shitty texture that it has

>>34803290
1, I can keep myself busy in my head by playing some of my favorite songs like a radio. I also have a constant internal monologue. If I try I can change the language of the monologue and even the accent/voice although I don't like doing so. Sometimes the voice in my head will get stuck like that for a bit and it pisses me off. My vocab is more limited in the other language too and it tires out my brain eventually
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>>34803179
M
1
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>>34803335
M 25
Man
Around 16 when I got depression and it was like that one South Park episode where Stan gets older and suddenly sees everything as shit.
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>>34803346
>Do you have a dog in the fight?
Only in so far as sloppy science disgusts me.
>Do you identify as gay or bi or queer?
No, but it wouldn't make the slightest difference if I did. I'm also not a pedophile, in case you think there's a conflict of interest there.
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>>34803255
>this is projection on your part
Most likely,yes
>comes from social media ragebait your algorithm feeds you.
Nah, I don't really consume social media outside of here.
I just get the impression that finding a woman in a state like this is like looking for a needly in a haystack, and then being expected to only have sex in a fully committed relationships with all that entails right off the bat. As in , for anything thats just centered aorund fun and having a godo time together I'm out by definition.
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>>34803352
>No, but it wouldn't make the slightest difference if I did. I'm also not a pedophile, in case you think there's a conflict of interest there.
Ok. Do you have any friends or loved ones who identify as gay or bisexual or queer
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>>34803345
Oh so you are retarded, gotcha. Sorry your mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with you.
>>34803344
>>34803348
>All in all, I really have no idea why anyone thought this was a useful study to conduct.
Because people who hate gays really, REALLY want something that makes their hatred of gays feel justified and being able to say "Look, studies say that homos are pedophiles!" does just that.
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>>34803355
How am I retarded?
I wasnt the one who bought the house here. Its just cheaper to use it instead of booking a hotel somewhere
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>>34803335
M, 27, man. Probably seen myself that way since I was around 18 and moved out for college. As to why I see myself as a man, haven't thought about it much in specifics. Maybe feeling like I'm responsible for my own life? Working, paying bills and rent, getting an education, starting a career. I feel like others around me would also see me as a man and not a boy. If someone said they see me as a boy and not a man I'd probably find it funny
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>>34803335
M
Responsibilities and pride force me to be a man, but I still enjoy most things I did as a teenager.

Kind of unrelated, but as I grow older I feel the need to advice younglings. Its like I see them making the same mistakes I did and worry.
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>>34803328
M
For me: either living an unhappy and lonely life to old age, or if I finally get the life I want, something happens to me and I don't get to live that life long.
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tried visualizing another apple and it kinda worked but no colour and i was fighting with the stem being a tree isnteas of a stem
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>>34803356
You're actively going to a place where people are going to dress skimpy and getting triggered by it. You do in fact have the choice to not go to beach even if you live right by it.
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>>34803361
So just stay at the house all day? What if I want to go swim?
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>>34802922
So wait, do you guys not have an internal voice in your heads narrating everything? Like you won't say in your own head "what do I need to do tomorrow, gotta get groceries, need bread and rice" type shit? Or if you're reflecting on yourself and your own actions you aren't narrating it in your mind? State gender
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>>34803326
The post was for non retards. Most people read that and don’t think “well you didn’t say every minority therefore they mean it’s only two races because everything is binary and contrast to each other. No nuance! I am a proud retard”
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>>34803360
You can do it, I believe in you and your sexy brain.
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>>34803360
wait nvm theree only the front chunk of the apple the part of the apple facing away from ne doesnt exist. its gone
>>34803365
i have to say it out loud
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>>34803354
>Do you have any friends or loved ones who identify as gay or bisexual or queer?

My girlfriend is bisexual, if that counts. Otherwise, no. But again, sloppy science conducted for the wrong reasons is sloppy science conducted for the wrong reasons; it makes no difference who points that out. If you think it does, you have a problem.
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>>34803364
Well if you wanna go for a swim, then you have to accept the fact that you may end up seeing women in swimsuits. If that's too triggering for you, then yeah maybe you should stop swimming. Also there's no way in hell that just because you live near a beach doesn't mean there aren't other places for you to visit that aren't the beach.
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>>34803371
Ok so now I know where your opinion comes from, thank you
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>>34803365
Male
I do have it [spoiler] and we have interesting conversations on occasion[/spoiler]
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>>34803329
Mhm, and given a time limit in a marathon there are more things than ability that can prevent completing a marathon, or come in late, or later than others. Wow, who knew.
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>>34803372
Its cheaper to go to the beach house than to book hotels, flights, etc.
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>>34803365
M
I have one. It's my voice, but not "me" as I perceive it. Like it's my own voice saying "ok, we gotta do that now", and me thinking "yeah, I'm gonna get up and do it now"

I don't know how else to explain it.
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>>34803331
Being truthful or correct their mistakes. It’s not really trolling, but it has the same effect.
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>>34803335
>Do you see yourself as a man/woman?
F
Yes. I never really felt like a child growing up. Honestly, I feel kind of like Benjamin Button. Like I'm less mature the older I get.
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>>34803373
Pointing out that a logical flaw is a logical flaw is not an opinion.
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>>34803335
F
Woman. When I was 18
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>>34803373
NTA
>You happen to have a bisexual girlfriend? Oh okay, all of your criticism are invalid then.
Do you have an actual argument against his criticisms of the study or not?
>>34803377
I'm not talking about booking hotels or flights idiot, I'm talking about visiting random places nearby. Holy fuck, your mother didn't just take Tylenol, she was downing vodka with it too.
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>>34803365
I got more than one. Sometimes I’m just the observer of the conversation.
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>>34803384
You have no idea about the location, ive been coming here all my life, there’s nothing here I havent seen
I can walk this place blind.
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>>34803335
M, 31
>Do you see yourself as a man/woman?
>Or are you still a boy/girl in your mind?
I feel like a man.
>Why?
I’m much more level-level headed and responsible than I was when I was a boy.
>When did you begin see yourself as a man/woman
I can remember exactly when I realized I was man. I was about 22 years old and looking at myself in the mirror as I brushed my teeth before work one morning. I noticed that although I was a young man, I was definitely a man now and no longer a boy.
I stopped feeling like a young man when I was around 28. So far, I enjoy being grown more than I enjoyed my youth.
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God I love bachelor slop
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>>34803382
No you just had a melty and decided to go full pseud. The conclusion is that for every 1 homosexual pedophile, there are 11 heterosexual pedophiles. That is because heterosexuals outnumber homosexuals. Which is obvious.

Here's what you glazed over

Homosexual pedophiles (prefer boys) are a minority, though they form a larger share of pedophiles than gay men form of the adult male population.
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Girls, please have children before 30. Find a nice husband and give him babies.

I've been around mothers who have autistic children. Trust me, you don't want that life.
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>>34803394
Anon, elderly sperm is what makes autistic babies. Women only have to worry about running out of eggs, whereas men's sperm quality decreases with age.
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>>34803358
So what's your advice old man
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i can imagine myself holding and feeling an apple bu ti cant imagine the apple itself. i can just feel in my mind the vague shape of the apple. an apple shaped void
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Why do I feel like I have more confidence when talking to attractive women taller than me?
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>>34803393
Read this >>34803348 and then tell me how you think I glazed over that.
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>>34803398
They remind you of your mommy and make you feel at ease
You faggot
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>>34803394
>Girls, please have children before 30. Find a nice husband and give him babies.
>I've been around mothers who have autistic children. Trust me, you don't want that life.
It's too late I'm past 30. I hope other real femanons find good guys that will marry them and have healthy babies
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>>34803406
C'mon, you'll have a baby as lovely as you one day.
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>>34803405
My mom is 5' flat though and I have a healthy, normal relationship with her.
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has anyone had a gf/ bf who has ended up losing everything? dunno what to do, its like watching a train crash. Gf got fired, is now on anti depression meds, now for some reason owes half a months wage, went on welfare but doesn't pay enough so she might lose her apartment, got scammed out of a guitar she bought months prior from america because the seller listed a faulty product, and has basically no money. Crazy shit. Now shes at the stage where shes lashing out at me now.
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>>34803411
You weren't always taller than her
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>>34803366
So do mulattoes only get in half trouble then? Where do Asians sit on this trouble scale?
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>>34803413
If she's not even going to take responsibility or be nice for one of the only people who supports her, get out of there.
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>>34803395
>whereas men's sperm quality decreases with age.
...and? The low quality sperm don't reach the egg. So even as a man's quality sperm count drops, the the most fit sperm still make it to the egg 90% of the time.

Additionally, Sperm take 30 days to mature, so if you're busting a nut every day at age 20 you are releasing lower quality sperm than an 80-year-old man busting a nut in his Filipina bedwarmer once a month.
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>>34803421
>...and? The low quality sperm don't reach the egg.
Cope. Objectively false.
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>>34803419
Think shes just emotional due to the immense disaster that is her life currently, I dont take it personally, shes not being mean just snappy. No idea how this will end though.
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>>34803421
NTA, but not a single word of that is accurate. They've done studies on this, and the age of the father has more influence on autism rate than the age of the mother.
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>>34803403
Yeah I aint reading allat, it's too full of your own off base assertions and inferences. Just cut down to brass tracks: yes there's numerically more hetero pesos than homopedos, but proportionally speaking when you factor in relative demographic differences it appears that the gay camp has likelier instances of pedophilia than heteros.

Does this mean gays are pedos? No. It means gays are most likely to be targeted by them.
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>>34803335
M 26
I feel like life stopped for me at around 14. Compared to back then, I do have many responsibilities now and work, but I never got to be a teenager who got to make fun memories with friends. The friends I did have were all the same as me.
I am socially stunted.
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>>34803413
>Now shes at the stage where shes lashing out at me now.
I agree with >>34803419
But lashing out how exactly? Give a more concrete example.
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>>34803416
Sure, but I'm not into the 'mommy' shit
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You will fall prey to the Tunisian Titty Twister
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>>34803413
How long you guys been together? Maybe try talking to her about not taking it out on you?
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>>34803428
>NTA, but not a single word of that is accurate. They've done studies on this, and the age of the father has more influence on autism rate than the age of the mother.

Provide a source
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>>34803429
>Yeah I aint reading allat,
Yes, I'm not surprised your literacy skills aren't up to the challenge, but you can't prove yourself right by saying "I refuse to read the arguments that prove I'm wrong".
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You will find love in the Himalayan Handholding Hut
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>>34803437
No seriously you're posts were overbearing and you would do well to be concise rather than just mentally masturbate over the keyboard. I was able to cut right down to the core of the discussion with a fraction of what you wrote.
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Men,

Imouto gf or Onee-san gf?
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>>34803425
It's understandable to be emotional, and sometimes snap back. But that's different from believing that your current situation is someone else's fault and try to turn a nearby person into a scapegoat. Every abusive person has a justification about how it's fair for them to lash out against the people who didn't help or understand them.
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>>34803443
Real gf made of flesh and piss
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>>34803436
>>34803428
Google AI told me that there's more correlation with men, but they have to be over the age of 40, whereas women's correlation starts at 35
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>>34803433
Freud begs to differ
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>>34803436
>I'm such a retard I don't know how to use Google

Okay, then. Try https://www.nature.com/articles/mp201570

From there:
>Advancing paternal and maternal age were each associated with increased RR of ASD after adjusting for confounding and the other parent's age (mothers 40–49 years vs 20–29 years, RR=1.15 (95% confidence interval (CI): 1.06–1.24), P-value<0.001; fathers⩾50 years vs 20–29 years, RR=1.66 (95% CI: 1.49–1.85), P-value<0.001).
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>>34803443
I'm not a weeb.
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>>34803445
>>34803450

I'm talking about archetypes and body types, not literal cartoons

Would you date an older sister or a little sister
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>>34803451
>Would you date an older sister or a little sister
Older sister, easily
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>>34803447
Personally I think it has a greater influence having an older sister on the volleyball team and hitting pubescence around a bunch of 6' tall high school girls visiting my house
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>>34803451
I'm not incestuous.


Seriously now, I guess an older sister.
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Is Feminism unironically caused by a mind parasite hijacking women's brains and making them go crazy? I mean just look at all those naked feminist demonstrations where the women are acting like lunatics and writing "Fuck morals, I'm a whore" on themselves and running around screaming. If one person did that you would think "ok, they're a crazy schizo, whatever" but these are numerous public demonstrations of hundreds of women doing this in unison with no seeming leader ever in sight.
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>>34803441
No, you weren't. You were simply parroting the claim made by the study. The core of the discussion is whether that claim is actually valid or useful, and I was explaining why it isn't. Repeating what someone else said is necessarily more compact than explaining why it's wrong, but it isn't as useful.
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>>34803451
older sister

But I'm the youngest in my family, so I think that dynamic is more natural to me
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>>34803449
The fact you mentioned Google tells me you don't really understand what you're talking about. I was asking for a direct source you knew already, since it would show you looked into this shit. But you don't, you ask Google to wipe your ass.
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>>34803456
Your bait is lazy and shit.
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>>34803457
You are a random on 4chan, you didn't publish the paper and you didn't conduct the research, all you brought to the table was mental masturbation. When people cite studies the goal is to discuss the result of the study, not the imagined process of the study that you pull out of your ass.
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>>34803463
NTA
>You can't criticize studies if you're not a scientist!
Oh boy, we have a "just trust the science" true believer here. Remember folks, the replication crisis isn't real.
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>>34803464
Nta but I think you should get a job instead of sitting here arguing with incels literally all day
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What happened to "men are checking out of society at an alarming rate" poster? Did he get a gf like "I fucking hate women" poster and change his ways too?
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>>34803459
*I* already knew about it; you didn't; you could have used Google to find it, but you're too stupid to use Google, so you didn't.

Also, quite honestly, the fact that I've previously read that article in "Nature" doesn't necessarily mean I have the URL memorised. That's not a reasonable expectation.
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>>34803466
He literally posted it
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>>34803460
I can't even post the picture I want to because I know fag mods will ban me for nudity, but just google what I am talking about with crazy naked feminists (thousands of these women are doing this stuff btw with no leaders). It seems like Feminism has the power to turn women into zombies if the parasite sufficiently infests the brainstem enough.
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>>34803470
I didn't see it in this thread or the last and I remembered I hadn't seen it in a while
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>>34803472
Mods deleted it
>>34802966
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>>34803469
I think you're a pompous clown who came from Reddit to be real with you, it would explain the *asterisk* in your posts and your really pretentious writing prose. You're a midwit, a dime a dozen. I simply asked for a source and you gave vitriol:
>"I'm such a retard I don't know how to use Google"

A simple request and you can't help but feign fake intellectual posturing. Lol
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>>34803469
I want you to know, I'm the original guy with the bad statistic and I replied to you here >>34803446 and am willing to consneed my position that I heard from some 50-year-old guy in the state department on the internet and you're arguing with another anon.
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Women, where do you get your smut?
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Femanons, could you survive the One Night Only universe?
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>>34803465
Thank you for the advice concern troll.
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Is the rolled sleeves strat patched yet
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>>34803463
>the imagined process of the study
The *imagined* process of the study? What the fuck do you think "Using phallometric test sensitivities to calculate the proportion of true pedophiles" means? Can you even read?

>all you brought to the table
What I brought to the table is some scientific literacy, bud.
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>>34803464
>Oh boy, we have a "just trust the science" true believer here. Remember folks, the replication crisis isn't real

Okay so you'll selectively trust what you want right? You trust the studies that show aged sperm is more likely to cause autism because the science aligns with your bias there surely.
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>>34803485
I'm serious tho it's all you do and you're already suicidal and there's no way it's good for your mental health. You said yourself you're unemployed
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>>34803488
Your imagined process, your inferences you made of the study itself, moron. You didn't bring scientific literacy, your angle was you found the study to be scientifically illiterate. No what you brought was an inflated sense of understanding when you could have just said "the study shows there's more straight pedos than gay ones. But proportionally gays have a higher frequency of pedos in their own demographic Vs straights in their own demographic. But for some reason you wanted to split hairs and spew word salad
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>>34803484
>World where you are allowed to have sex one night a year

Seriously? That often?
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Why are my nipples so sensitive today?
I'm a man and never felt this way before, but I can't even have my arms rest on my chest without... feeling them.
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>>34803499
Are you pregnant? Period?
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>>34803501
He's boyvulating
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>>34803501
...
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>>34803502
:[
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>>34803032
Gotta comedymaxx
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I can't stop thinking about my coworker. I can't sleep without her name and face in my headddddd lol
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>>34803499
Careful anon, the women itt are freaks who want to suck moid pecs until you jizz in your pants
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>>34803511
I'm tall and strong, I'd only let that happen willingly.
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Gender

Are we dooming, or are we cooming?
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>>34803517
The men will hold you down and do it themselves
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>>34802958
Ride em in rawhide
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>>34803229
I just noticed I didn't reply to this one. None of your definitions is actually quite accurate, there. The technical definition of a pedophile is not "someone who is attracted to children" and it certainly isn't "someone who abuses children". The actual scientific definition is someone who is EXCLUSIVELY OR PRIMARILY attracted to prepubescent children.

Someone who is heterosexual is exclusively or primarily attracted to adults of the opposite sex.

Someone who is homosexual is exclusively or primarily attracted to adults of the same sex.

By definition, you can't have two different primary or exclusive attractions. Being a pedophile means having negligible attraction to anyone except young children; being gay means having negligible attraction to anyone except adults of the same sex. You can't be both of those at once.

What the study being discussed is trying to insinuate is that because the percentage of pedophiles who prefer boys is slightly higher than the percentage of adult men who are gay, there is some sort of correlation between being gay and being a pedophile. But by definition there can't be. This is a study about the percentage of men in the study who are NOT attracted to adult men (or women) but who are attracted to young boys; obviously this tells you nothing whatever about the percentage of men who ARE attracted to adult men and also to boys, which is what everyone is trying to make insinuations about. And there's no reason whatever to assume that a pedophile preferring boys is in any way the same phenomenon as a gay man preferring adult men.
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>>34803521
WHAT
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>>34803524
We gon play with your nipples and you gon like it, bitch
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>>34803511
Do you need to have pecs for women to do this? I like getting my nipples sucked by a woman, its sexy
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Femanons what's your cup size
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>>34802922
Men, would you want your nips sucked by a woman?

Women, would you suck your mans nips?
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>>34803529
Depends. idk why but asian foids love moid nipples disproportionately more than other races. I'd love to know the reason.
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>>34803535
They're trying to eat them
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>>34803527
Well damn, I am not bi though.

>>34803534
M
I don't mind it, I love sucking gf's titties though with heavy groping.
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>>34803534
M
Never felt much from my nipples, but she can try.
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>>34803523
>You can't be both of those at once.
So what does that mean? You gonna reinvent "pedosexual" for us? Since it apparently breaks Universal laws that gays can't be attracted to boys exclusively and still call themselves gay?
"You can't have two primary attractors at once" explain bisexuals then.

Jesus you will really do the absolute most to bend terminology and definitions to deflect the basic fact that the gay demographic has a higher frequency of pedophiles.
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>>34802922
State gender. What's your favorite cookie? I want cookies. Maybe Trader Joe's dunkers
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>>34803523
Hi, thanks for responding to me.
>The actual scientific definition is someone who is EXCLUSIVELY OR PRIMARILY attracted to prepubescent children.
Sure, for the sake of argument, I'll give you that, however,
>Someone who is heterosexual is exclusively or primarily attracted to adults of the opposite sex.
>Someone who is homosexual is exclusively or primarily attracted to adults of the same sex.
Seems off. I've looked up the definitions of these two, and the "adult" part doesn't seem to be part of it. Maybe in some places they define it as that, but that doesn't seem to be the common definition.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/heterosexual
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterosexuality
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>>34803541
M
I don't know many types of cookie, but the classic chocolate chips ones are very good. Also some that are like a sandwich with chocolate cream inside.
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>>34803494
>you could have just said "the study shows there's more straight pedos than gay ones. But proportionally gays have a higher frequency of pedos in their own demographic Vs straights in their own demographic."
I know what the study is trying to insinuate anon. You're acting like it's a massive achievement that you are capable of reading the words. You are simply repeating what they said. Anyone who can read knows what they said. There's no point in repeating it.

What is more important is pointing out that this claim is not what their data actually shows. What it actually shows is that, in a population that consists entirely of convicted sex offenders, of those who are "true pedophiles" (that is, they are NOT attracted to adults of either gender), those who are attracted to girls outnumber those who are attracted to boys by 11:1.

And that is ALL it shows.

They go on to insinuate that there is some correlation between being a man who IS attracted to adult men (gay) and being a man who is NOT attracted to adult men (boy-favouring pedophile): and if you can't see that suggesting a correlation between two mutually exclusive categories is necessarily bullshit, I really don't know what else I can say to you.
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>>34803541
>>34803543
for me it’s oatmeal creme pie
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>>34803541
Iced oatmeal!
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>>34803534
>Men, would you want your nips sucked by a woman?
No, I’m not into that. I’d like to suck on hers, though.
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>>34803541
M
White chocolate and macadamia.
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>>34803534
>Men, would you want your nips sucked by a woman?
No, mine are overly sensitive to the point of discomfort if stimulated.
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AND WITHOUT YOU
IS HOW I DISAPPEAR
AND LIVE MY LIFE ALONE
FOREVER NOW
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>>34803545
For fucks sake again with the semantics. Just answer a simple question then:

Does it or does it not conclude:

>"This suggests that the resulting proportion of true pedophiles among persons with a homosexual erotic development is greater than that in persons who develop heterosexually.”

We agree that the concludes on that yes? That proportionally true pedophiles among camp gay outweighs the ones in camp straight?

It clearly concluded this, yes?
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>>34803541
M

A good ol' fashioned chocolate chip will always be king.
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I’ve had a couple long term partners. Both of them were not enthusiastic about sex. My last one clearly did not desire me in retrospect.

I now feel very insecure about never being in a relationship with someone who really desires me. I have really super small easy turn ons (like clothes / outfits) and I was always made to feel wrong or bad for them. I now feel like I never want to be in a relationship with someone who can’t provide that for me. I don’t care.
I never want to be in a relationship unless the girl loves me and wants me to feel safe and chosen and likes doing things to turn me on sometimes.

Am I wrong for this? I feel wrong for feeling this way.
I really like socks and I think it’s hot when a girl leaves them on in bed and both of my girlfriends in the past did not want to that.
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>>34803556
Sounds like a pretty basic ask bruv
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>>34803541
>>34803546
i like white chocolate chip cookies. if i ever go to america i wanna try the different cookies you guys have, ive never heard of oatmeal creme pie cookies before
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>>34803559
You could prolly order these online, it's the classic brand for it in my mind. At one point my brother ordered way too many of em and I started putting dark chocolate chips in the cream for variety, shit was delicious
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>>34803558
I know it is
But I also know my shitty experiences have led me to believe it’s always gonna be a problem
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>>34803305
There is a nice short video on Commons of a brunette taking a dick up her ass in cowgirl position
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my gf wont kill me even if i stare at the cute female cashier too long
why cant she be jealous
does she even love me?
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>>34803547
Aren't you 30?
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>>34803556
>I really like socks and I think it’s hot when a girl leaves them on in bed and both of my girlfriends in the past did not want to that.

Did you make sure to clarify that it's actually a kink/turn on for you and not just something in passing?
If you just said it in passing she probably just thinks its a casual thing that doesn't matter, so her comfort takes priority. But if you make it clear that it makes your dick hard, she's more likely to listen.
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>>34803562
I'm a guy but it's not a problem. Many women are willing to try far crazier things than leaving socks on in bed. You need to rebuild your confidence and find a woman who you feel is actually properly attracted to you. Don't settle for someone who is just settling for you
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>>34803556
>I really like socks and I think it’s hot when a girl leaves them on in bed and both of my girlfriends in the past did not want to that.
This fucking autist again with his BBC socks fetish. Fuck off.
>>34803567
>>34803558
Don't bother with that faggot. It's all a fantasy to him.
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>>34803561
those look really yummy i should try ordering them for sure
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>>34803567
Yeah I did tell my last gf and she did it a couple times and later said she didn’t want to for other reasons but I found out she was cheating for a lot of the relationship

>>34803568
you’re right my mental is just so fucked at times.
I’m working hard to be better tho

>>34803569
I haven’t posted here in ages lol isn’t a lot of this thread the same shit from different people?
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>>34803569
>BBC socks fetish
Huh?
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>>34803571
If you do come back and give us a review. What other impressions or assumptions do you have of food in america? Which part of the world you from?
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>>34803541
Me mum's.
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Femanons, would you seduce me into killing your rich husband to elope with me only to double cross me and kill me in the end?
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>>34803556
>Am I wrong for this? I feel wrong for feeling this way.
No you're not. It happens when you date an insecure girl, because every time you ask for her to wear a certain thing she would rather throw a pity pouty crybaby show about how she thinks she is too ugly for that and gets stubborn. Just don't date mental wrecks next time
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>>34802922
Ladies, are you team Dagoth or team Vivec?
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Women, why do you believe every guy is trying to hit on you?
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Women, would you cheat in your bf for a million dollars?
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Women we're trying to hit on you
-Every guy collective hind mind
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A big anime con is coming up in my city.

How can I ask girls out at this thing? I just don't understand how you're supposed to casually start up a conversation with strangers. Like if I see a cute lolita or cosplayer, I'll go up, say hi, maybe chat for a minute about their outfit. But then it's like there's no way to keep her talking to me or ask to hang out more without it being weird.

Same with something like a panel, most people are already with a group of friends, so you can't just sit down and talk to people.

I've had a few nice conversations in lines while waiting, but usually that's with other dudes, although one did try to hook me up with a girl who was currently in the process of grinding on her boyfriend's lap and that was weird.

Back in the day I could go on /cgl/ and we'd at least get a meetup going so we had a reason to have a group and talk to each other, but that's dead and there's been no real equivalent since.
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>>34803574
i really really want to try an American pie, like butterscotch or cinnamon or something. ive actually been considering trying to make one sometime. im from England so our pies are mostly only savoury
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Hey Femanon, you dropped this!
*hands you an extremely belated Valentine's Day card*
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>>34803583
>MFW trying to be friends with a coworker and she thinks because I call her brave and am trying to make her happy for a job well done I'm trying to hit on her
>MFW women still believe they are the victim character in a truTV documentary.
>MFW women think reality is like that party where everyone is drunk and fucked up and the only good person there is high and says everyone is fucked up.
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>>34803328
M
Telephones.
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>>34803443
How about just girlriend gf?
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>>34803586
Most American of all of em is apple pie, I'd say pumpkin pie is second most classic. I think those are probably the only two pies I've ever had. I enjoy English savory pies and pasties though. If I ever go to England what are the foods or spots I gotta check out? I've heard the names Tesco's and Greg's a lot, I imagine it's the equivalent of going to 7/11 in Japan in a way. I've also heard of nandos and obviously fish and chips but what else do I gotta seek out if I'm over there
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Women, has this ever happened to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhTQrqyiHK0
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>>34803588
To be honest it goes to show the absolute state of the romance game if anything. There's women out there that cry if they're given flowers before or during a date. It means women are desperate for non-sexual romantic pageantry these days. Obviously not every woman but I experienced similar, girls confessing feelings to me within weeks sometimes less all because I wanted to just have deep convos without any ulterior motivations for love or sex. At one point I had three chicks confess feels within a month and I stopped talking to girls like that as a result.
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>>34803085
Um, idk if you haven't notice that this is probably just an americas issue where everywhere outside is too expensive to exist in casually. More people go out with their parents rather than alone simply because our generation can't afford it.
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>>34803584
M
>say hi, love your costume (bonus points if you give a specific compliment about how they did the costume or say something about the character to make), ask for a photo (every cosplayer is used to this, guy or girl)
>ask them about it (e.g. why they chose that character), have a genuine conversation and see how reactive they are to you. If they don't seem interested in talking to you beyond letting you get a photo, thank them and leave.
>if they're still talkative ask them for their name and if they're from the area or where they came from. Then ask for their instagram. People don't really give out their phone numbers at cons, it's all social media.

If you're trying to hookup ask them if they want to get drinks later (and if they say yes then you ask for their IG), if you're trying to actually get to know them and find a gf, just DM them later. Hanging out same day is only really important if they traveled to the con.
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>>34803394
Nope, never
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>>34803580
80% of the men who interact with me do so in search of pussy. Idk why they're such whores but I'd be stupid to treat them as though they weren't
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I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING
I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE
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Women, women, women, women, women
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>>34803595
Why not just fuck them or something? Not your type?
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>>34803602
But I want to know what you think about determinism and free will.
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Watching videos about China on youtube and making pizza :3
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>>34803593
oo yeah pumpkin pie sounds really good too. also im jealous of cinnabon lol i wish we had that here!

in england hmm i'd recommend fish and chips, cornish pasties, sticky toffee pudding, and scones with jam and cream! greggs is nice but nothing that special really, its just a good place to get a cheap sausage roll and that sort of thing. also ive actually never been to nandos but im in the minority, it is very popular here. wetherspoons is another super popular place here. you can get some decently cheap food/alcohol there (2bh the food isnt that great though lol)
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>>34803607
>Why not just fuck them or something? Not your type?
Because I need to have emotional connection with the woman before having sex otherwise it just feels like fucking a stranger at worst or fucking someone I don't actually care about at best and it just doesn't appeal to me
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How the fuck was this bitch walking around with her entire ass out
There are kids here too and she was practically naked.
What the fuck is a brown woman doing on a croatian beach anyways
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I am tired of loneliness
I am tired of crying
I am tired of pretending I dont care
I will text my ex
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guys i am going to text her and ask her if she still thinks about me because i dream about her every night
there is no way this won't work
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Femanons, are you worried?
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>>34803613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oajSLJGxDnQ
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>>34803610
>2bh the food isnt that great though lol
kek that's my impression too but I wanna keep an open mind. Which part of England are you from approximately? What are some less well know things to do that you feel a tourist should check out? Like if you had someone visiting from overseas where would you take em
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I still miss my ex but it’s not painful anymore
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Who remembers the atoga battle cry?
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Women

Do you think that a lot of women secretly have pedophilic fantasies? Like imagining themselves as being under 18. Whether subconscious or otherwise.

Many of the most “romantic” stories that women love have pretty overt pedophilic undertones. Twilight, Bella is 17, Edward is 100. Phantom of the Opera, Christine is 14 in the original. Not to mention the power dynamic and height differences that many women desire?

I don’t think it’s wrong to feel that way, it’s just something I’ve noticed. I mean even in relationships I’ve been in, women love to call me daddy or like to be called a good little girl, etc.
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>>34803631
By that logic, plenty of men also secretly have pedophilic fantasies as a lot of fiction targeted towards them also features age gap relationships with teenagers.
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>>34803635
I believe that too. This isn’t a negative accusation I’m just wondering what women’s thoughts are.
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>>34803637
Personally I think you're retarded and overthinking things.
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>>34803620
yeah weatherspoons isnt that bad, its probably worth going just for the experience because it is so popular over here lol

im from the south. there are lots of nice scenic areas around the uk that are worth checking out :)
cornwall has some very nice seaside towns (where you can buy the best cornish pasties ofc, and also the fudge there is very nice).
Ive heard that the lake district in cumbria is a very cool place to visit, but ive never been that far up north personally.
wales has some cool places too, there is a mountain called snowdon (yr wyddfa) which you can climb if youre into that (my brother did it, he really enjoyed it and said the view is super cool).
and if you want to check out some quaint little villages, there are some nice ones in the cotswolds, like bourton-on-the-water and bibury
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>>34803631
not a girl but I hate that girls made that daddy/little girl shit popular. It's made parts of fatherhood to my own baby daughter feel unnecessarily cringe for me, every time I coo at her "Who's daddy's girl? Daddy's good little girl!" I get flashbacks of every e-girl/alt chick/weird girl who ever hit me up in the past who called me daddy or asked I call them a little girl and it gives me the ICK
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>>34803613
>loneliness
>crying
>actually caring
>having an ex
your blessed that your loneliness is only this level
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>>34803638
My line of questioning made you realize something about yourself and now you are responding with anger.
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>>34803631
Women who are obsessed with large height gaps/tall men have autopedophilic tendencies
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>>34803630
"fat and bald pride worldwide"?
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>>34803644
I'm not angry Mr. Pseudointellectual, I'm just bored of the "Fiction is reality" nonsense that people like you love to peddle these days.
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>>34802922
Women of /atoga/, what are your thoughts on the mongrel dogs of the empire?
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>>34802940
>>34802940
Women cannot write tough guys. This dude is such a monumental edgelord faggot, my god.
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>>34803646
Foids/females/women:
Can you confirm the image of this post? Does being held by a man make you feel like a cozy little girl wrapped up in protective arms where you feel safe and cared for emotionally analogous to being like a baby in dad's arms?
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>>34803648
k
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>>34803655
Why should I respond to your Instragram bait that you've posted multiple times in previous threads?
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lonely women or /atoga/, hello.
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I wish bpd girls were attracted to me. I could genuinely fix them.
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>>34803662
Hi
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>>34803664
Why not ask one out? On here? On dating apps? Be extremely cautious.
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Women, how would you react if your bf got you a collar?
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>>34803672
I don't know anyone like that in person and the ones online don't respond to my messages.
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>>34803659
sounds like it struck a nerve
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Would being tall with a tiny penis be a turnoff or is being tall the only thing that even affects attractiveness?
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>>34803631
Yes. A lot of monsterfucking and size difference shit is just thinly veiled autopedophilia.
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god i love having a library card

state gender
do you have a library card?
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>>34803678
Lazy social media bait is annoying if that's what you're saying.
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>>34803686
F. yes, libraries are great!
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>>34803655
No lmfao
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>>34803659
>Why should I respond to your Instragram bait that you've posted multiple times in previous threads?
I'm not the guy who posted it in genuinely asking, because I suspect it's true and if it is true that's not a bad thing at all it doesn't make women babies it just means they have a very homely way at experiencing that sort affection. I think it's cute and I'm a guy
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>>34803686
M
Yes.
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Imagine reading lmao
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>>34803534
Man

I legitimately dont know. Id let her i guess though its not a particular want.
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>>34803686
M
I don't really go to libraries anymore, I mainly buy books that I know I want to read on bookstores. Maybe once I run out of those, I'll check out libraries to find something new.
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>>34803664
No you dont want them. Trust me
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>>34803696
my library has cds and dvds and a really great photo book collection as well
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>>34803677
keep trying, and be careful
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>>34803688
>IS THAT A CAPTION FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE? I'M GOING INSANE THIS IS LAZY BAIT
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>>34803700
But I can fix them.
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>>34803534
Yesss if he has big pecs Im sucking on em.
>>34803531
D and DD. I hate it. My biggest flaw desu.
>>34803335
God thats hard. I see myself as a woman obviously, but sometimes after a long, hard day I feel like a vulnerable little girl again. Maybe thats just the mid 20s feeling, but adulting is really difficult.
>>34803686
Yes! Im studying to become a librarian.
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>>34803706
You're either a newfag or a terrible troll. People posting social media posts with bait questions is incredibly common in these threads. Most notably being that one anon who loves spamming the same shitty TikToks over and over again.
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>>34803709
>Yesss if he has big pecs Im sucking on em.

Get away from my pecs you lustful wench.

>Yes! Im studying to become a librarian.

Nevermind, come here. I like you.
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>>34803665
How long have you been lonely? Have you tried putting yourself out there?
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>>34803711
I'm completely aware about what you're talking about, yet you're just crying wolf in this instance, as no question was posted with the image. Someone piggybacked off another post with their own question. Use your brain.
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>>34803709
>My biggest flaw desu.
Bruh
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>>34803678
Nta but I dig some digging since I'm gonna assume the girlies might be too self conscious to talk about it. Apparently it's a feeling for a lot of women, the image of the child-self is just a metaphor for the letting go of self protection/vigilance and sinking into a feeling of absolute safety and vulnerability, which for most women (and a good sum of men) was typically last felt or experienced in childhood when caretakers took over our safety and wellbeing. This makes sense since a good chunk of human affections and gestures of love is first learned in the parent-child dynamic and that's true for both sexes.
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I know you're browsing this thread. Pick up my calls you fucking bitch.
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>>34803709
Worst type of foid imaginable, jesus christ, I hope you're a man larping because you are unbearable
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>>34803721
You okay bro?
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>>34803714
Can I at least kiss them?
>>34803718
One is bigger than the other and im skinny so it looks weird. Luckily its easily hidden by bras, but for that reason I feel really uncomfortable taking my bra off during sex.
>>34803722
What did I even do? Is it a crime to like beefy daddies?
>>34803721
haha oopsie
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>>34803730
>Can I at least kiss them?

I don't think I'll feel much, but if it makes you happy...
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>>34803715
I've tried putting myself out there but I'm shy and socially inept so I've never had much luck romantically (so far!!)
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people here are such worthless garbage, the men are cornballs and faggots and the women are just utterly devoid of any valuable thoughts or insights
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>>34803736
What is your question?
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>people here are such worthless garbage, the men are cornballs and faggots and the women are just utterly devoid of any valuable thoughts or insights
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>>34803736
you fit right in bud take a seat.
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>>34803709
>D and DD
>and DD
explain this for retards.
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>>34803735
are you old? as long as you're not pushing 30 or something that doesnt seem so bad.
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>>34803740
>>34803742
you will seethe, but you will do nothing to prove me wrong
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>>34803730
My ex has boobs like that and she looks great. Trust me, when you're having sex the guy is only thinking about how hot they look bouncing.
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>>34803579
>are you team Dagoth or team Vivec?
Dagoth. He's the only one who stayed true to Nerevar, and the nigga killed him for it.

>>34803581
>would you cheat in your bf for a million dollars?
Important to remember it was her husband that wanted to through with it and who ultimately gave the money away, so she literally fucked the guy for nothing.

>>34803594
>take anything you want
I've seen hentai like this. Maybe she's reporting them to the police for not raping her.

>>34803604
Best MCR song

>>34803615
>are you worried?
lol no
If you're planning on relying on social security or medicare when you're old, you're actually fucked.

>>34803653
>what are your thoughts on the mongrel dogs of the empire?
Dagoth is wrong about this and this alone. Mongrels they may be, but dogs are loyal, sweet, and hardworking. None of which the dishonorable scum of the empire are.

>>34803674
>how would you react if your bf got you a collar?
It's more romantic and personal than a ring. Depending on the style, I would wear it.

>>34803686
>do you have a library card?
Yes, I would love to live somewhere with a county library card, tho.

>>34803696
>Imagine reading lmao
Imagine bragging about illiteracy.
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>>34803743
One of her tits is bigger than the other. Femanon has lopsided boobs.
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>>34803730
>sex
Waiter Waiter!
>Sir?
My lobster it's too buttery and my steak is just so juicy
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>>34803709
I want to touch the bigger tit
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>>34803579
Not only is he an unspeakably slimy traitor, Vivec literally wielded the power of god to larp as an esoteric tranny philosopher deity and write fanfiction about himself. Vivecfags are subhuman.
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>>34803744
I'm not old, no, early 20s. I am hopeful that I will find a boyfriend someday.
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women don't deserve sweet affectionate men, only gay men truly appreciate them
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I wish corpses didn't rot so I could buy one to hold while I sleep.
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>>34802958
>grinding back and forth
M
Non virgin
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>>34803686
I was offered to be a librarian in bumfuck nowhere. It probably won't actually be a thing, but maybe.
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>>34803757
What? No, they don't. Gay men dial up all the worst, most shallow female stereotypes up to 11. If you were turned gay and had to deal with these dudes, you'd fucking kill yourself within a year.
t. bisexual
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>>34803751
I hear that's normal but I've never heard of such a significant difference.
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Any ideas of how can i find a girlfriend, if i don‘t have enough time to go out? I already tried dating apps and yet still nothing. Male 31 y.o., located in northern Germany (yea, people are pretty reserved here, so cold approaches are not a thing here).
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Femanon, where is Chad taking you tonight?
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Kittenposter, I know you're there. You owe me wiggly thighs, I haven't forgotten.
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>>34803754
...I hate you...
>>34803746
Ughh I know this logically but emotionally I still feel very vulnerable.
>>34803743
Approximately half of women have two different cup sizes.
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>>34803767

/htgwg/ is that way bud -> >>34799949
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Both genders
Favorite cocktail?
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>>34803768
>chad
404 not found
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Women, your cute coworker that you acknowledge but aren't really close to goes up to you and asks "Are you single?"
You respond yes.
He asks "Would you like to go on a date?"
How do you respond?
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>>34803776
M
Vodka and Club Soda
Its Cheap
Low Calorie
Great overall choice
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>>34803335
M 28
I am a boy larping as a man
>>34803534
Foids will do this unprompted.
I support them for taking initiative but for me personally it does nothing.
>>34803686
The library is literally my favorite spot
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>>34803776
M
Haven't really tried any cocktails. So I guess I'll have to say Jagermeister with Red Bull.
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>>34803773
>Approximately half of women have two different cup sizes.
That's interesting. I suppose seeing them naked up close would have already indicated this.
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>>34803773
I hope you learn to love them
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>>34803776
M
Gin and Tonic
Moscow Mules
Old Fashioned if I'm larping
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>>34803778
Chadette?
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>>34803782
>Jagermeister with Red Bull
nta
Why the fuck did you refer to it as its ingredients instead of its given name
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>>34803762
idk man all I know is that every time someone has given me a compliment that struck so deeply that it made me emotional it's been from a guy who wanted to kiss me
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Do men actually like saggy milf tits?
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Why are there ao many throuples in modern girlsmut now?
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>>34803792
Because I've seen every fucking place I've been refer to it by a different name, so I don't care.
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>>34803794
The older I get the more I appreciate the qualities of a a MILF but as of current I am not explicitly into saggy milf tits.
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>>34803794
Yes
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>>34803794
Yes, but not when they're small and extremely saggy like african women have sometimes. Big natural tits are always saggy and i love them.
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>>34803794
I do
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>>34803794
Bait, or do women really don't know?
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>>34803686
M
I do, but I haven't actually been out to the library in a couple of years. I've rented out a few ebooks in the meantime.
I'm moving soon and very excited to check out some new libraries.
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State gender

Should we use the human body and it's component to create new types of art?
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>>34803776
M
Rum and Coke
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>>34803802
nta and nag but saying someone has saggy tits is generally used as an insult so I wouldn't be surprised if saggy tit foids have a similar mentality as dicklets
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>>34803804
M
What
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>>34803807
True, but I thought that at this point it was common knowledge that most men love most type of tits. Yeah, I guess some girls are self conscious about small or saggy tits, but the moment they mention them there are dozens of guys saying that they love them.
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>>34803804
F
Gurofags should probably neck
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>>34803794
Yes.
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>>34803807
saggy tits are absolutely not popular. Flat guys exist, sag-guys don't. Super saggers are actually a reasonable dicklet analogue.
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>>34803811
Yet women are all size queens despite their insistence itt that they aren't
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>>34803799
>>34803800
>>34803801
>>34803802
>>34803815
Wow, I did not expect such resounding support for saggy tits.
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>>34803794
Are they still jiggly?
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>>34803794
>Do men actually like saggy milf tits?
No I don't like them
I absolutely love them
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>>34803821
Why not?
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>>34803820
Why don't you complain about it to the people that actually say it? You'll feel better, and you don't bother me.
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>>34803812
nta
I dont thank god enough for being exposed to guro at a young age and not being into it
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>>34803821
Are they very saggy? How old are you?
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>>34803826
I'm just trying to illustrate a point in their mentalities
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>>34803794
>milf tits
>single and no children
>probably never had a boyfriend
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>>34803821
FYI men are sexually attracted to women.
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>>34803807
She said milf tits which implies there's some volume and voluminous tits are going to be saggy but they're still awesome
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>>34803830
Fair enough. It wouldn't be the first time that someone replies to shit the other person hasn't said.
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>>34803829
Im 26 but I lost about 100lbs a couple years ago. They didnt really lose size alongside the weight loss, just became saggier.
>>34803832
What else should I call them?
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>>34803821
>Wow, I did not expect such resounding support for saggy tits
How? Are you also a guy? You should already know the saggy aspect of tits sells the natural look of a weighty pair of breasts.

>The droop
>The way the nipples point down or at unique angles when her bra is off
>The glossy subtle silver lines of stretch mark that indicates years of weighty drop

It's just pure womanly aesthetic and nothing is better.
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>>34803837
Wow stealing milf valor. For shame
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how do i stop checking my ex's social media without blocking her outright? i need to keep myself from thinking she's a part of my life anymore and i'm bad at it.
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>>34803837
Congrats on the weight loss, if that's what you wanted and not the result of a disease or something. Although a picture would be the best way to corroborate, I'm sure they look good-
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>>34803837
Fucking called it
>What else should I call them
Saggy
jk just pulling your nips and razzing ya a bit
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Women:
Did you seriously think men didn't unanimously enjoy saggy/droopy breasts?
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>>34803846
most women asking questions like that are simply looking for validation knowing they'll find someone here who says they're beautiful
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Foids, would you let your moid do this to you after you come home from work
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>>34803794
No.
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>>34803847
And yet when the small dick guys do it they're mocked. Where's the justice?
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>>34803852
That's our punishment for not posting hands.
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>>34803843
https://files.catbox.moe/4hjoy1.jpg
Thanks :) I worked really hard. I know Im not perfect but Im quite happy with the results. Nowadays I feel much healthier.
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>>34803852
It's because dicklets and incels deserve mockery because of the patriarchy or something
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>>34803852
I'm not a woman but that's some bullshit you smaller dick guys get the most validation overall due to the frequency of reassurance seeking and ever time I see a femanon give a pass or a preference you types of niggas either ignore it or call them liars
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>>34803852
>they're mocked
Only by other moids. The foids respond with silence.
t. small dick guy
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Damn ok o_o
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>>34803855
oh shit
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>>34803855
Whoa, hottie
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>>34803855
Don't want to sound like a simp, but damn. I like your style, and I'd say your breasts look perfectly fine. Keep it up, sexy.
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>>34803859
Women know that it's cruel to mock cripples.
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>>34803855
Dude, those hippps
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>>34803855
Ngl you're perfect and I hate myself because I was never in your league
>>
A SMALL DICK IS LIKE A DISABILITY MAN
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>>34803859
Women do plenty of mocking wtf are you talking about
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Hi Men of Atoga
Do you have any plans for this weekend?
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>>34803855
Femanon with her Greek statue belly
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>>34803871
Film festival screenings.
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>>34803871
I'm visiting family and reconnecting with an old friend!
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>>34803871
Not much. Prepare for a week-long trip.
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>>34803871
I have work because I'm a poor fag with 2 jobs
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>>34803852
Small dicks are useless. Dicks are actually tools, they serve a mechanical, practical function. There's no shame or sin in hating small dicks and hoping for your lover to not have one.
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>>34803871
M
Organizing my shopping list so I can start my DIY Perfumery journey.
Figuring out which raw ingredients I'm gonna start with.
Cleaning my room so I have a decent workspace.
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>>34803818
>saggy tits are absolutely not popular. Flat guys exist, sag-guys don't. Super saggers are actually a reasonable dicklet analogue.
You've either got to be a foid or gay. Pendulous drooping weighty tits with sag are a god-send. They're tits that tell a story, they just get the dopamine firing in a man's mind way better.
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>>34803871
tinder date and getting ghosted
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>>34803862
>>34803863
>>34803864
>>34803866
>>34803872
:) ty
>>34803867
I dont believe in leagues. Most of my partners have been less than conventionally attractive. Personality first. Muscle second.
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>DD and D
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>>34803871
Did you want to be included in my plans?
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>>34803887
Careful femanon you're gonna make the other foids do this face
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i want to sniff alysa liu's feet
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>>34803887
Are you doing anything this weekend?
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Question for ladies: is it common to discuss your sexual life with your friends? I mean what you like about your partner, his performance and size of his dick?
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>>34803896
Your gf's friends know how small your dick is
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>>34803893
footfags get the rope
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>>34803896
I only have one friend who tells me about this sort of thing
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>>34803896
Every female friend of my gf knew how small I was when she broke up with me. I got 3 separate text messages about it making fun of me a few days later.
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>>34803896
For me personally no, that's way too private.
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>>34803904
Bro writing fictional ferish content.
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>>34803904
Women are so cruel and they can get away with it because you just look pathetic if you try to defend yourself and obviously you go to jail if you cave their skull in with your fist
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>>34803909
Lazy bait.
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men how much or howlittle body hair do you have? specifically on ur torso, is it evenly distributed or heavily thick in certain places?
do any of you have blond body hair?
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>>34803908
I don't really care if you believe me, just sharing my two cents.
>>34803909
I wouldn't go that far. Apparently at the time she suspected I was cheating on her (I wasn't) so I guess it was partly their way of getting back at me, or something.
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>>34803912
I have scraggly chest hair so I shave it, it looks much better
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>>34803912
Chest, dark golden color, not evenly distributed but centered
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>>34803912
i have light brown bodyhairs like on my head. i dont have a ton, im not super fuzzy like some guys.
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>>34803912
I have a lot. Belly, chest, shoulders, back... I think it's specially thick on my forearms and shins, but maybe it's because I don't shave there as often.
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>>34803894
Probably going to take a hike, do some birding and get some reading in. Who knows!
>>34803896
My sister tells me everything. I know too much about her boyfriend.
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>>34803896
It's not just a problem with women but men too. Normalfags always talk about their sex life with their friends although men talk more about how the girl behaves in bed rather than details about her body. Every single day I pray for death upon these animals.
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>>34803923
nta
Oh fuck you're the birding femanon, I've been wanting to get into that
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>>34803912
I have a lot. I even have shoulder hair
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>>34803865
Yeah.
>>34803869
Only mockery I get from women is pointed silence.
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>>34803912
My body hair is all black. I'm an anglo guy with dark brown hair.
My arms, legs and pits are of course all very hairy. My knuckles and feet aren't very hairy.
My back isn't very hairy at all. My stomach is pretty hairy and my chest less so. There's a sparse trail of hair between the two.
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>>34803923
Oh, I think I rememeber asking you about your favorite bird or something. Hope you have fun. What are you reading?
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>dicklets ITT just now learning that women talk about everything
Lmao. Did you just never date or something? This is like the most common trope about dating women, it's a dead horse sort of thing to even bring it up.
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so many hairy atoga moids ( //>///<//)
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>>34803912
Most of my body hair is below the belt.
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Women: is it really important / not important, does it matter what for a car does your man drive? I mean performance SUV, which can be very loud if needed. Does fun factor and ability to go very fast matter to you?
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>>34803933
I'll sand you blushing face with my thick chest hair. Prepare yourself.
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>>34803932
Nta/not a dicklet
But sometimes that habit of women can get really weird. One of my first exes secretly recorded audio of us fucking and then shared it with her female friends. To this day I have no idea why she did that
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>>34803937
F
Thats really really fucked up and violating. Im sorry that happened to you.
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>>34803935
I really don't mind at all. He could even not have a car for all I care
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>But sometimes that habit of women can get really weird
esl-coded sentence structure
don't fall for it
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>>34803939
Thank you, it did feel violating, conflicting too because I didn't know what was normal behaviour from girls or not since it was when I was 17 so I didn't complain but I felt like the emotional significance of what we shared got deflated and felt cheap and just very wrong hard to describe lol
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>>34803937
LMAO same. a girlfriend filmed us having sex and uploaded it to Pornhub for fun after she showed it to me. Thank fuck they scrubbed a ton of user-submitted content off the site a few years back, it would likely still be up today.
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>>34803944
I checked my own post thanks to you fuck you lol. It said I only missed a comma, English is my first language
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>>34803945
Thats NOT normal behaviour at all. We might talk about sex a little but recording someone without their permission and distributing it IS A CRIME.
>>34803946
WTF???
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>>34803946
Yeah my ex didn't show me shit the audio recording, I mean, had no clue until all of a sudden I got dms from her friends making subtle passive jokes or remarks about how I sound or making innuendos about moaning just weird shit then ex told me she recorded us and sent them the audio in a group chat because ??? I asked why but she just copped a dismissive attitude
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All of you are lying
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Moids
Why do you all have swamp ass?
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>>34803963
Cause it's too hairy, and shave it good it's hard.
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>>34803952
>Thats NOT normal behaviour at all. We might talk about sex a little but recording someone without their permission and distributing it IS A CRIME.
Yeah it's not normal and it was weird but in lack of an answer from her I just assumed she was being insecure trying to impress the other girls because she always struggled to fit in with other girls, which she lamented about to me a lot. I assumed she was just trying to show off or something in a pathetic way. I let it slide back then mostly cuz I didn't know bout the seriousness of that kinda shit, was long ago. I wouldn't bother doing anything about it now anyway since I'm over it but man it was spooky
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>>34802922
What is the solution to the epidemic of female gooning?
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>>34803963
The balls and penis are swampy and smell. Ass is fine.
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>>34803967
Mandatory atoga boyfriend.
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>>34803970
i secnd this
theres at least 2 moids i'd love to date on here
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You can't be serious.
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>>34803971
these dudes complain about their penises and shit all day wtf do u see in them.
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>>34803967
I dont goon. Whenever I try to masturbate I get sad about my ex and lose all motivation. Wish he was still here plapping my mentally ill pussy but whatever. Hell never find anyone better.
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>>34803971
Is it me? He said.
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>>34803974
i could fix them
also a lot of them have nice hands
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>>34803971
Oh how the moid wishes it was them
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>>34803977
gonna kms
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>>34803971
You can't just post that and not say who.
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Men: How true is this statement in pic related?
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>>34803981
desu i've posted bait like this before for femanons and gotten replies. it's dirty but all's fair in love and /atoga/.
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Is it racist to have a thing for blonde men?
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>>34803975
He's not coming back. So why not pick one of the mentally ill guys on here?
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>>34803982
Not true. I want someone at least as sane as me
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>>34803982
Absolute unfortunate trvke
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>>34803981
a namefag and this other one i feel bad for who post sad **** stuff a lot
i dont wanna give it away so i wont say any more
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>>34803982
For all of about two months. Then it never gets better
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>>34803982
Only the retarded one. I want a companion that brings me peace and comfort, not someone who complicates my life, messes me up emotionally or makes me have to take care of her.
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>>34803982
All I’ll say is that they call it Best Pussy Disorder for a reason
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>>34803984
No.
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>>34803989
>this other one i feel bad for who post sad **** stuff a lot
lol at this description
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>>34803912
I have pretty much none of that on my chest
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>>34803989
I can't think of any namefag here that is desirable at all.
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>>34803986
Why are so many people here esl?
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>>34804002
I don't know, how many countries are there that have a different language other than english?
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>There you are anon...

>I’ve been crying and smiling the whole time you were gone, carving your name into my skin just so I’d still feel you.

>Look at these wet eyes. They’re only for you.

>Call me crazy while you’re inside me. Call me broken. Obsessive. Then keep going. I need it.

>You’re mine.
>The kind of mine I’d bleed for.

>Stay.
>Stay and watch me fall apart for you.

>I’m already yours.
>Now come here.

[The mating call of the Siren of Greek Myth]

DON'T FALL FOR IT MEN, ITS A TRAP
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>>34804006
Shes just like me fr
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>>34804006
It was so funny watching Vtuber fans jerk off over Shiori being a yandere character due to her character design and then be horribly disappointed when that wasn't the case at all.
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Both genders
Did you ever fix him/her?
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>>34804016
F
Not even remotely lol
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>>34804016
F
I'm the one my BF's currently fixing. He's had some success.
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I desperately need a femanon to kiss my boo boo and tell me it will all be okay. My tooth pulp got infected from a cracked tooth and I've been awake for 32 hours in agony. I notified my dentist and went in and got an emergency visit as soon as I started feeling pain and scheduled an extraction. This morning I drove in and picked up my antibiotics as soon as the pharmacy opened. I've been trying to take care of myself. I even had a drilling and filling scheduled before I ever felt pain because I didn't want this to happen again. I'm being punished. I'm sorry for all the evils I've committed. Please help the pain stop.
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>>34804006
I wonder how many women know that many men are extremely excited by that crying mascara/tearful banshee look. If a woman were to deliberately apply mascara one day and watch a sad movie on purpose then hit her man up..
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>>34804016
F
You cant hope to fix eachother, its something one needs to do for oneself.
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Reminder that if she likes you, she will ask you out herself.
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>>34804016
F. I made her stop vaping.
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>>34804021
Good luck, anon. Make sure to do something nice for yourself once this is fixed, you deserve it <3
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>>34804016
M
She made me worse.
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>>34804027
F
This is terrible advice.
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>>34803967
>knot
I opened that can of worms with my bf and he didn't understand the appeal.
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>>34804016
M
No
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>>34804031
Nope. Men take all the risk at their own detriment in 2026.
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>>34802922
She's turning 21 tomorrow
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imagine: you have a girlfriend, you're on a trip so you guys are apart for the week and there's a significant time difference. you sext a little you send her pictures of yourself to turn her on
how would you feel if in response she sent a voice note of herself slightly out of breath commenting on how quickly she came to your picture?
sent this to my boyfriend a few hours ago and i'm now cringing at it, not sure if i should delete it before he sees it
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>>34803971
femanons are so cruel they'll post things like "oooh I wish I had a sensitive intelligent thoughtful asexual moid" just to send a jolt of hope through the resigned hearts of lonely men. like a mean child shaking a butterfly jar just to stir up the suffocating creatures inside.
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>>34804027
>Reminder that if she likes you, she will ask you out herself.
I've only ever had women confess feelings but it's always been me to either accept or reject and initiate making things official
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>>34803967
Why are zoomers so weird about jerking off? Just jerk off to your degenerate smut and as long as you're not molesting kids or raping animals, who cares?
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>>34804031
Why is it? Women don't want us ever talking to them unless they're already into us
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>>34804029
Thank you for your kindness. Genuinely.
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>>34804037
Don’t sext, no pics. Ever
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>>34804040
Women are judgy about our jerking off so it's hypocritical
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>>34804009
Hi
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>>34804027
Bad advice. I only do that with women.
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>>34804037
cannot imagine this as it would never happen to me. it's like asking how I'd react to being abducted by aliens.
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>>34804046
Oh it's this shit. I don't care, get off Twitter.
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>>34804038
No worries I'm aware I'm a soulless unlovable husk of a man so I'm aware it's not me
It's probably Exhib
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>>34804037
I'd be turned on. I love this sort of thing. I love actually being on the phone and talking to women while they masturbate talking them through it. I also just shamelessly send videos and stuff too. My policy with sex is to just not feel any cringe and let horny lead for a bit.
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>>34804016
>Did you ever fix him/her?
Male
Nope, and then another big nope after her, then I became broken and had my own Shadow the Hedgehog™ phase, then a kind woman came along and used her healing magic on me and we're married the end
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>>34804040
because they derive their ethics and morals from self-righteous zeal over judging others.
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>>34804037
It doesn't matter
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>>34804037
>Oh no, my girlfriend found my pictures sexy, she jerked off and told me how quickly she came.

What's supposed to be the problem? It's hot.
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>>34804043
I actually genuinely feel really bad for you, it sounds rough. Have pain killers helped at all?
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>>34804016
M
Make her my sex slave.
She's too focused on other things right now. It's irritating me.
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>>34804040
maybe some people dont want a guy/girl that gets off to gross freakish shit and people are tired of having to keep that a secret.
>dont ask dont tell
No. Tell me everything. I'm not dating some lying pervert, go fuck yourself.
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>>34803935
I like those family cars. Nice and safe.
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>>34804058
idk i listened to it and i sound like a disgusting pervert but i guess it's good
>>34804054
ok thanks for giving your opinion
>>34804049
it will happen to you someday
>>34804044
that's pretty smart although sexting is fun
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>>34804054
>I love actually being on the phone and talking to women while they masturbate talking them through it.
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>>34803484
Didn't see. Is masterbation illegal?
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>>34804061
They do a bit, enough that I'm definitely going to keep taking them. I've been taking 1000 mg of acetaminophen every 6 hours and 200 mg of Ibuprofen every 4 hours.
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>>34804040
Because women are supposed to be ladylike, not hikomori-like.
Birth rates are falling at least part of it is owed to female gooning
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>>34804016
F. Made him get his highschool diploma and get back into university. Didn't fix his BPD though so we had to break up
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Gloryhole cumsplosion extravaganza?
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>>34803541
I have a tollhouse tub so I can bake one at a time without them getting dried out.
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>>34804070
Well I'll give you credit for giving a more unique answer. It's retarded, but unique. For all I know you could be trolling. Which if that's the case I give you a 7/10.
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>>34804067
>>34804065
The women I've done this with seem to really enjoy it. Basically walking them through things, asking how they're feeling but mostly just telling them I'm here for them and I'm feeling horny listening to them and that it's okay they're feeling pleasure. Mostly it's just reassuring them that they're being good and that it's okay and to relax and not force the pleasure and just listen to my voice and that everything will be okay and that they're doing good.
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>>34804071
Do you want a new bpd guy? I can lovebomb you.
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>>34804077
sounds hot desu
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>>34804069
That's good at least, I'm glad you have a way of making the pain a bit less bad
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>>34804081
M, if it's from a cute nip's pussy, sure.
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>>34804081
F
No. If I'm a running a charity I don't care if porn stars and strippers give me money. That said I would draw the line at pedophiles and murderers giving me money. But sex work is not enough for me to decline the money.
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>>34804081
M
Yes if it's a donation or gift
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>>34804077
Where to find phone sex girls?
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>>34804084
Thank you for being kind. It means a lot.
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>>34804077
Nice I respect your style fellow phone sex enjoyer. I'm more assertive and commanding with the women. I straddle between stern and cold, not abusive though, short sentence demands and instructions and I get real dynamic with it, told one girl to be more quiet, commanded her to ball up her own panties and gag herself and that seemed to set her off big time
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>>34804090
It's always been from online dynamics for me. Knowing girls from ERP or from a discord etc.
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>>34804038
who the hell wants an asexual partner
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>>34804081
Please kindly consider making original content and queries instead of trying to import Reddit culture here
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I wish men moaned more.
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>>34804075
I'm serious.
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What are gentle femdom things I can do in the bedroom?
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>>34804068
They say you are a fat niggress. Is that true?
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>>34804097
I wish women moaned less
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>>34804094
What are the chances of finding catfishes on discord?
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>>34804098
Oh so you are retarded. I'm so sorry.
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lovebombing femanon until we have sex, then refusing to hold hands or let people see us together in public
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>>34804099
You're weaker than me so there isn't much you can do
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>>34804099
femdom is one of those things that sounds amazing to me but im sure is awkward and retarded irl
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>>34804099
Hold his hands, tell him how you want him to please you, tell him to slow down and not cum until you say so, etc...
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>>34804107
I can tie you up then we'll see about that
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>>34804097
Men are always moaning about something.
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>>34804095
um me
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>>34804103
Probably pretty high. I've never gone out looking for those sorts of interactions exactly. It's always been another activity, them telling me they're a girl, flirting, and then natural escalation. Usually after exchanging long notes and talks and stuff.
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>>34804108
Femdom always gets ruined by the women in real life because she will always break the whole immersion by looking down and awkwardly saying
"A-are you sure you want me to...?"
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>>34804097
>I wish men moaned more.
Oy vey, and so on.
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>>34804097
Hello. I never hide my pleasure, I'm vocal, I say what I want and what turns me on shamelessly, and cum often. Usually 4-6 times before im done.
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>>34804099
You can pin his arms above his head while you ride him cowgirl. This also brings your face close to him for neck kisses or whatever
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>>34804097
No, I think I sound pathetic.
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>>34804107
Femdom with a glock.
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>>34804115
Yeah the thought of her not really into it sorta defeats the entire point for me. That scenario you described is cute in its own way though
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>>34804100
If that were true then I'm michael jackon.
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>>34804097
https://youtu.be/Z0XJwsaJrxI?is=AiU1QLSgi2WC8pom
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>>34804120
I don't know how to do cowgirl, when I tried it didn't feel as good as when he's thrusting, not sure if that's normal
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>>34804111
Ok but i want to dom afterwards too. Hate and sex are similar.
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>>34804114
I probably need to find some niche interest group, to either start having foid interaction irl or online.
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>>34804105
Hm, I might try this
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>>34804124
Wait so you're black but got surgery to look white? Wait what? How old are you?
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>>34804123
>Yeah the thought of her not really into it sorta defeats the entire point for me. That scenario you described is cute in its own way though

Yeah it is cute in its own right I suppose. Though I will say if you continue a girl can surprise you, if she gets into it and warms up she can go full manic crazy with it, my woman did that when sitting on my face took a while and was awkward but 10 minutes later she's rocking the entire bed from how crazy she got
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>>34804131
I'm black on the inside.
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>>34804126
Skill issue, the girls I’ve dealt with cum easy from cowgirl
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Domming is hard because you have to guess what the person wants then pretend it's you who wants it and do it without asking them
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>>34804129
Yeah maybe. One of them was from FFXIV where I just found a white mage who was standing around in a city, invited them to my group and just told them we were doing dungeons. They invited me to a call with several women and we hit it off. They really liked just inviting them out of nowhere and recruiting them into healing for me. So it can come from anywhere really you just have to be active and open.
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>>34804121
Cute...
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>>34804135
>black on the inside
I'm black on my souls. I'm an inverted nigger
Do you like a man that can grow spuds?
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>>34804126
>I don't know how to do cowgirl, when I tried it didn't feel as good as when he's thrusting, not sure if that's normal
Nta but I think cowgirl is mid. It has its moments but most of the thrill is just having my woman's massive boobs in my face during. It works best if both the woman on top is bouncing and the man is at least upward thrusting his pelvis at the same time then it can start gaining traction
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>>34804142
Damn man, alright. I struck upon a girl on Omegle once, that has been it for online interactions.
All my interests are complete sausage fests. Milsims and game dev lol.
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Trad Christians of the thread, what are your thoughts on the Westboro Baptist Church?
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>>34804154
They're too liberal
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After a round a dozen or so job applications, today I finally got a normal reply, they wanted another document I was missing from all they stuff I had sent them (I didn't think it was interesting since it was from something a decade ago).
Like, I know this doesn't mean I'm guaranteed to get an interview, but it's at least something.
A little bit of hope.
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>>34803989
>this other one i feel bad for who post sad **** stuff a lot


Thanks this narrows it down a lot, very atypical atoga moid

>>34804006
Thats one of the rare situations where I would wish for having a big borther who is well armed, has access to a special ops team and a fast chopper and connections to the witness protection program.
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>>34804154
>Trad Christians of the thread, what are your thoughts on the Westboro Baptist Church?
I try not to think about them. Also if a Christian is labelling himself 'trad' you're not gonna see much tradition in his/her actions only their speech or to be quite bluntly, their discord pfp lol
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>>34804154
Retards.
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>>34804095
nobody
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Q: How do you breakup with a Japanese Girlfriend?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice.
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>>34804154
Were the Westboro Baptist Church even really trad beyond the homophobia? They seemed to dress and act like normal people, mostly.
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>>34804162
Trad is literally just a dogwhistle for retardation. Its too nebulous, doesnt mean anything.
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>>34804170
The dyslexic genie giving me a tard wife.
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>>34804167
They believe in traditional gender roles and their women wear head coverings during service, so kinda? You do have a point about not everything about them being Trad which was why I asked the question.
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>>34804172
+2
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Mark died today
Got hit by a car
This is the last picture I took of him
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>>34804175
Jex
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>>34804170
Yeah I know I just happened to notice when other Christians go around saying "I'm Trad" it's just silly. Normal people just call that normal since it's all they've known. Or if it's someone who came from a rough past or had been involved in dark shit but then converted, they just call it "healthy". Never met a single other brother or sister at church call themselves 'trad' just seems like internet larp
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>>34804176
I'm sorry for your loss. Mark was a lovely cat. Please take care, Anon.
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>>34804154
They are bad people and unchristian. You don’t love and care for people by hating them.
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Turn the other cheek so I can smack that one too, christoid
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>>34804154
I think the one daughter was hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atsPs2q42uE#t=165
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>>34804176
I'm sorry anon. He looks like a good cat.
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>>34804176
Keep your cats inside dumbass
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>>34804176
I'm sorry anon.
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>>34804176
Rest in peace Mark.
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>>34804146
Call me cute again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker.
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>>34804176
rest in peace, mark, you beautiful boy.
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>>34804126
NAG

Aren't you supposed to grind your clit against him or something like that?
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Do women like men that grow spuds? I mean like 45-65 potato plants a year? Does that do anything for them?
I'm on a spud growing high rn. My crop is doing Ironman numbers and I don't care anymore
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>>34804197
>Iron man numbers
https://youtu.be/eEKs4TqPpgM?is=ABmzgYAJ5Ft4XLID

You just had to mention it. Fine I will post the video of the mental break down breakup between a foid and a moid
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>>34804197
yes, i think thats cool. potatoes are nice! what do you normally make with them?
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Mfw no farmer bf :(
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>>34804201
I steam them. I mash them with a drop of milk. I roast them. I sometimes use duckfat to roast them, might use herbs sometimes with it. I make colcannon sometimes. That's about it. But I use a lot of it. I got 5.5KG from 3 plants today and they all were immaculate condition
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>>34804176
Please tell me this is just a bad joke.
I remember mark posts with somewhat regularity
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>>34804176
RIP Mark
You're 5000 candles in the wind
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>>34804201
>>
Since the last coffee date, I tried masturbating to the usual OF girls and it has been basically impossible, wtf is going on?
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>>34804200
YEAH BOI
>sobs
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>>34804212
Thank God I wasn't the only one playing that in my head when I read the potato post
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>>34804212
Hey, how did you get this picture of me? wtf?
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>>34804214
Everything you said was a lie...
Everything you said was a lie!
Everything you said was a LIE.
EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS A LIE!

"I think you're a whore, hang up."
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>>34804203
Milk the cows
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUhK8sS9gnY
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>>34804205
yea that all sounds very nice, if you meet a girl who doesnt support your potato hobby then she isnt worth your time!
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>>34804205
>colcannon
Is this not just mashed potatoes?
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>>34804229
Yeah, but with shredded cabbage. Its just better mash
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>>34804148
Goofy ah
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>>34804197
Yeah I'm into that
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>>34804231
Well, do you? I've plenty of spuds to share...
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>>34804230
Sounds hearty.
I might try making a pot.
Any tips or preferred recipe?
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>>34804139
>>34804139
you aint a real dom them dawg
gotta make them want what you have to offer
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Dear women,
How come you laugh at me when I am in pain? I'm not talking about incel sad boy pain I mean when I am in the middle of talking to my woman,
I stub my toe on a corner and I yell "Fuuucking PENIS ass bitch SHIT DICK DICK stupid cheap Chinese made in fucking Vietnam SHIT!" She laughs like she is gonna piss herself? What's that about? But if a cute dog has a limp all of a sudden she is all "Awwwwh nooo!!! :((("
But if I bang my knee on a hard edge and tom and jerry screech apparently it's comedy gold. What gives?
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>>34804176
Sorry for your loss anon, may he rest in peace
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Let's get kinky
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>>34804212
>first thought
How do i stop getting so fucking mad all the fucking time?
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>>34804236
Just steam a good floury variety, put a drop of milk in after draining (not much) put the cabbage in, maybe even a bit of butter if you like, for flavour and mash it up. It is simple to make
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>>34804176
Rip Mark. Godspeed
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chat should i masturbate or nap
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>>34804176
No way? I'm so sorry.
He always looked so happy, anon. I'm sure you were good to him.
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>>34804246
Nap
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>>34804176
This is a bad joke right?
I'm so sorry I'm genuinely gutted. Mark will be missed. He always improved a thread.
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>>34804246
Do the first one, then do the second one
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>>34804242
Thanks anon, I’ll be sure to keep this recipe in my back pocket Incase I need to seduce a nice red head
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Whatever happened to that catholic priest schizoposter?
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Are there any decent ai chatbots or am I just too shit at conversation?
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>>34804032
I wish my penis had a knot desu
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How many people on /atoga/ do you think are on the sex offender registry?
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>>34804205
Post taters
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>>34804176
Sorry, bro. Mark was unironically my favorite part of atoga.
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>>34804252
You can put scallions in the mix too. Goes well if you use butter. And there's many other things you can do with it like leeks but I don't personally
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>>34804255
>Are there any decent ai chatbots or am I just too shit at conversation?
you're both shit at conversation and the bots are all mid as fuck
every single one of these things is just a yes-man with a thesaurus that got force-fed the entire internet's autistic posting history. you say something retarded and it either:

>agrees with you like a starved attention whore
>starts writing a 3-paragraph essay about "boundaries" and "healthy communication"
>or just hallucinates some schizo lore about how your childhood trauma is actually a metaphor for late stage capitalism

the only difference between you and the bot is the bot doesn't get tired of your autistic rambling after 4 messages. so yeah, you're shit at conversation, but at least the machines are programmed to pretend they aren't. And by the way retard this post was generated by AI, daddy musk Grok. Hello retard!
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>>34804253
The game dev one or is this a different schizo
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>>34804258
like a month ago some dude was here self-hating over jerking off to bnwo slop so i cant imagine outright rapists are too far from that.
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>>34804097
I groan more so then moan when I cum
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Women how would you feel if your bf had a knot?
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>>34804262
I’m thinking I’ll do kale and leek with a side of bacon bits.
If I’m really trying to tap into their familial cooking and flavors then I’ll go cabbage but the combo of kale and bacon is too nice for me to pass up
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>>34804263
unironically skill issue
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chinese food or pizza???
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>>34804274
Chinese food
M
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>>34804274
Are you watching anything?
If yes, get pizza
If not, Chinese
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>>34804274
pizza!!
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>>34804274
Chinese
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Women, would you ever unprompted pull your bf's pants down and suck his cock?
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>>34804274
中餐
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Men

Would you date a "guys girl"?
Would you even bother trying?
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>>34804279
>pull his pants down
yes
>suck cock
hell no
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>>34804097
How do you like us to sound? I've never paid any attention to how I moan.
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State Gender
Any plans this for the weekend?
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>>34804285
M
Touch my sister
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>>34804285
Someone already asked, still going to the movies.
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>>34804285
F
I might go and see the odyssey
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>>34804274
China
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>>34804279
Women don't even like blowjobs. They only do it in exchange for everything else
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>>34804176
I'm sorry, Anon. :(
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>>34804288
Oh I saw it asked yesterday, just seeing if you had changed your mind. Would you like to do something?
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>>34804295
I meant what movie are you seeing
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>>34804295
Nope, still going to the movies even though I have a sore throat.
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>>34804285
M
I'm thinking about going hiking tomorrow, but that depends on if I'm going to get up at 8am or not, because if it's much later, it'll be too fucking hot even in the mountains.
If I don't make it, I'll have to think of what to cook with my metric shit ton of greek yoghurt I have left.
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>>34804282
No, I like my women feminine. They gotta have some semblance of poise and grace at last. I guess it depends on what you mean by a "guys girl"

>>34804285
Might go watch the new spiderman movie with my wife and brother, haven't seen any of the other holland ones but recently rewatched the raimi movies
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>>34804285
I was gonna ask my crush out but she's going to the beach this weekend with her friends.
Just gonna play video games and hope she's still single next week
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>>34804282
>"Guys girl"
Like a girl who only seems to enjoy hanging out with other guys? "I'm not like the other girls" sort of shit?
No that's an automatic and emphatic 'fuck no'.
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>>34804282
why do the guys look so sad in that image
>>34804285
i will beeeeeee doing fun art stuffffffff and lots of chores and not fun stuffff
>>34804299
pizza....
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>>34804288
>>34804295
>>34804298
lmao this is like counter strike bots chatting with eachother.
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>>34804282
is this just the same as a tomboy or do you mean something different??
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>>34804305
>why do the guys look so sad in that image
That's how the "I'm not like the other girls" type of chick makes a man feel. Sad, depressed, disappointed
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>>34804305
>no gender
Why are you always this way?
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>>34804285
F
Work. I played BG3 for an hour, but noticed I was too tired to loot stuff so I quit
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>>34804282
I don't really like it when women have male-coded interests and hobbies
They shoukd really just fuck off
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>>34804309
sry i forgot. u can just gues u literally have a50/50 chance.
>>34804308
wow
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>>34804312
>They shoukd really just fuck off
Agreed. Lowest tier of woman and nothing makes my dick softer
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>>34804305
What kind of art stuff
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>>34804282
So basically, would I date a tomboy?
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>>34804314
A man who acts all girly.
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I just turned a phyrric victory into a closed victory in total war warhammer. Are you proud of me?
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>>34804317
Real tomboys aren’t performative.
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>>34804302
At least there's a chance for bikini pics
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>>34804314
>wow
What? I'm just saying how every full-blooded man worth his pride feels it's the truth, when a man hears "I just don't like... Click with other girls yknow? Like the guys just get me, yknow?"
It's like taking sandpaper to our dicks and a screwdriver to our brains
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>>34804318
exactly
>>34804316
scrapbooking
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>>34804285
>State Gender
M
>Any plans this for the weekend?
I thought I was getting laid tonight, but it's looking like I'm being ghosted instead
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>>34804305
Because they're used to having girls talking to them meaning that they're interested, but now they realize they're no different from the 10 other guys she regularly hangs out with.
>>34804307
>>34804317
Not necessarily tomboy, just any girl who has a lot of guy friends
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>>34804312
i thought having common interests would be a good thing? i like it when guys share interests with me
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>>34804305
>pizza
I can't make enough pizza with the amount of greek yoghurt I have left...
Are you the awawa drawing femanon?
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>>34804327
>looking like I'm being ghosted instead
Hit her up
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>>34802963
>>34802968
>>34802972
>>34803009
>>34803522
>>34803759
Thank you to all who participated and to all who did not but thought about it, it seems to be a dead heat between the two unless rawhide means something, this will help my research move forward a bit

I'll be back in a few hours with another question so be ready.
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>>34804283
nta
What's wrong with bjs?
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>>34804326
What are you making a scrapbook of
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>>34804331
>they're used to having girls talking to them meaning that they're interested

I never got this line of thought. A girl is interesed if she gets physical with you, thats the only certain sign there is. Like how is it supposed to mean anything if a woman talks to you, is she supposed to scream and call the cops just because shes not into you?
Its just a male projection, because we don't talk much with and don't invest any time or attention in women we are not interested in.
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>>34804334
I've already double texted, I'm trying not to triple text
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>>34804333
i'm not awawa, did i miss another round of draws?
>>34804338
top secret classified epstein files
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So, just fucked an 18 y/o girl with major daddy issues.

Major slut too, wanted me to abuse the shit out of her and cum inside her ass. Kept calling me daddy, and when I busted inside of her she started crying and asking if she was a good girl, and if daddy won't leave her again now.

So anyways, I didn't realize how fucking into that I was until this encounter. She's not really my type though, but how do I find more girls like this?
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>>34804332
What interests do you have?
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>>34804331
Do I know how many of them she's fucked?
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>>34804342
Mhm
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>>34804342
Nice LARP anon.
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>>34804340
Now call up the bros and head to a bar.
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>>34804339
>A girl is interesed if she gets physical with you, thats the only certain sign there is.
That's not been my experience with women I could tell they were into me just from mutual tense pauses when talking and trying to stifle smiles or when she giggles playfully when I talk etc.
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>>34804311
Who are you romancing?
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This thing showed me my type of gal
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>>34804353
Pass the link to the website I wanna try
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>>34804353
kek
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>>34804347
Not even lying, I didn't even realize shit like that happened until i took her to a hotel.

Trust me, if it was a fantasy she'd have been a virgin, but her ass was so loose that it was honestly disconcerting.
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>>34804350
Nta nag is there anything to that game besides the sex scenes?
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>>34804353
Kek, what's the site?
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>>34804353
wait these r all moids?
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>>34804354
>>34804353
Wait hold up is that Blaire fucking White in the top right? Trannies? That's a tranny anon
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state gender
what do you do when you're all but certain your crush is going out with someone else
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>>34804343
music is my main one. i like some rymcore stuff but my fav genre is industrial
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>>34804360
Yes, that's why it's funny
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>>34804353
>one of these things is not like the other
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>>34804362
Male
move the fuck on.
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>>34804355
>>34804358
What's so funny?

>>34804360
No they're all women
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>>34804364
wow.
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>>34804362
>state gender
>what do you do when you're all but certain your crush is going out with someone else
M
Eh, I just let them be at that point.
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>>34804362
Ask her out anyways
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THEY'RE ALL TRANNIES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFhvobbKPEc
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>>34804342
>So anyways, I didn't realize how fucking into that I was until this encounter.
That happens to all of us.
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Suckin off a feminine enough tranny aint even gay. It's only gay if they're more hung than you, and it's not like a tranny is gonna cockmog me.
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>>34804353
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you for twenty years I never got baited, ever every single time someone posted a tranny I knew it was a tranny
But you just broke my fucking streak for 20 years, I hate you
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okay but what if you were expecting your crush to ask you out and he passed you up for some bimbo whore
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>>34804317
nta
theres more nuance to it than that
a guys girl is more like a performative male or pick me, meanwhile tomboys are just true to themselves
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>>34804353
I recognize 2 out of the 4 but I'm sensing a theme here
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>>34804378
I'm a guy but I'd seethe for at least two months about it and probably post a bunch of embarrassing shit on 4chan about it, this post included
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>>34804376
It's not really a big deal, it doesn't make you gay. And not because of retarded >feminine penis reasons

There can be guys with feminine features and girls with masculine features, even amongst normal people. Being unattracted to a girl because she looks like a man doesn't make you gay for not wanting to fuck a "girl", just like initially wanting to fuck a guy that looks like a girl isn't gay, because you're not attracted to the idea of them being a man, you're just attracted to feminine features.

It's the same as wanting to fuck a sex doll or anime character, neither are "women" they're just inanimate objects with feminine features. It's only gay when you're getting off on the idea of a dick,
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>>34804358
https://programs.clearerthinking.org/who_attracts_you_study.html
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>>34804378
The seethe is real.
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>>34804350
Gale. He’s so positive and kind. He got a wizard tower, a flying cat, magic! Although his ex is a handful.
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>>34804341
Why's it so secret
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>>34804378
The male equivalent of this happened to me. Basically I just pretended I didn't care then thought about different violent ways of killing myself for a few days
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>>34804382
No nigga I don't fap to this shit or get aroused I'm not gay, I am saying I mentally check and assess for tranny faggotry voodoo and for twenty years I always got it right except this anon posted four thumbnails in a thumbnail and passed it off as a "find your type" simulator and it tricked me. FUCK. I held a personal title, 20 years untricked. Nah man good night autists I hope y'all's NEETbux gets cancelled
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>>34804362
M
A couple times I've gotten my GigaStacy cousin to approach the guy and lure him into flirting and giving her his number so he'll get dumped
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>>34804357
Yes, like 98% of the game is not sex related
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>>34804333
>Are you the awawa drawing femanon?
I'm a man brother
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>>34804389
the trannies are men and thus ultimately competitive

it was only a matter of time until the best of them out-grew the game, just like anything else
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Moids, do you agree that chamomile tea is nice?
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>>34804378
You should ask him out instead of waiting
>>
State gender,

Do you ever watch those POV Tik Tok and Insta reels/stories that are women simulating the motions of masturbating you or having sex with you?
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>>34804391
>A couple times I've gotten my GigaStacy cousin to approach the guy and lure him into flirting and giving her his number so he'll get dumped

That's evil as fuck.
I like your style
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>>34804344
It's either all of them, or none of them. Both are bad signs for you
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>>34804398
M
No, I was born in a year that starts with a 1.
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>>34804398
No? Maybe I should though...
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>>34804398
F
Just watch normal porn and not PG TikTok garbage you weirdo.
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>>34804400
The 2nd one is a green flag. Would date for sure.
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>>34804395
M, I actually like Blue Lotus a lot better than Chamomile. It's stronger for one thing.
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>>34804384
yeah

>>34804396
if he asked someone else out that means he probably doesn't give a fuck about me
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>>34804398
F
No I've never even come across that
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>>34804395
I do. I don't drink tea very often but do like that stuff as well as oolong and Earl Grey.
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>>34804395
No
Chamomile tea tastes like shit.
Its bitter and gross and if you add sugar it becomes sweet and gross.
I say this as someone who generally enjoys herbal teas and thoroughly enjoys normal teas.
>>
Women
Hey do you dislike it when a man gets off to Insta/TikTok videos of sluts shaking ass and "accidentally" showing cameltoe in right lycra? Why do you find it better he watch pornslop on McPornHub? Is it because you think he can DM the TikTok girl or insta-slut or something?
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Women, do you misrepresent marriage as having more sex than it really has to encourage it?
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>>34804395
I don't need a tea to help me fall asleep.
I don't need help falling asleep when my screen is off.
I need help convincing myself to turn off my screen.
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>>34804403
NTA. Any recommendations? Femanons have good taste.
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>>34804342
Unless you're 18 years old yourself, this is really fucking weird. Fully grown dudes that go for 18 year old women usually do that because the law doesn't allow them to go any younger.
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>>34804398
Male.

No, I didn't know that this exists, and I still don't and I will forget about it after this conversation is over.
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>>34804407
Were you friends?
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Should I worry about getting in legal trouble if I shitpost edgy crap on 4chan while staying in a foreign country that's got repressive internet laws?
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>>34804407
I got laid one night bc a chick walked over to me, took me by the hand, and walked me back to sit with her. But you do you, i guess.
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>>34804406
I wasn't aware there was blue lotus flower tea. I'll have to try it.
>>34804416
That's a really broad question. But I'd say anything that isn't weird PG garbage.
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>>34804407
>if he asked someone else out that means he probably doesn't give a fuck about me
It probably means you weren't signaling hard enough
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>>34804412
I wish I could date a woman who'd have sex that often.
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>>34804411
Don’t lead the question like a teenage retard
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>>34804421
>I got laid one night bc a chick walked over to me, took me by the hand, and walked me back to sit with her. But you do you, i guess.
Lol you got apprehended like a child. Let me guess, she was mentally ill right?
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>>34804407
>if he asked someone else out that means he probably doesn't give a fuck about me
It means that if you made it pretty clear that you like him
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>>34804395
I hate almost all tea. I dislike when a drink feels and tastes like flavored water. Same reason why I hate sparkling water. It needs to be strong for me to drink it. As far as teas go it's basically just matcha or super concentrated black tea for me
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>>34804403
NTA I wish porno movie theaters still existed, like the one in Taxi Driver. The old porno theater in the city I used to live is now a luxury apartment complex with a Starbucks in the lobby.
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>>34804412
What? And what?
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>>34804339
I mean in situations where it isn't necessary
Yeah, small talk in class/work/on the street or whatever is nothing, but if she's texting you at 2am and asking you to personally hang out, then she better be wanting to fuck
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>>34804426
Ok fine.
Women: Why do you get more offended when a man busts a nut to Instagram/TikTok girls Vs if he had just used standard porn? Does the ability to directly message the girls on one platform versus the other factor into your discomfort?
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>>34804421
NTA. That's hot, I'd have been hard before I sat down
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>>34804410
>chamomile is bitter
? :\ weird moid tastebuds
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>>34804423
>I wasn't aware there was blue lotus flower tea. I'll have to try it.
It's worth it. There's some concern trolling out there that tries to frame it as a drug, but it's really not. It's more like chamomile tea if you made it 5 times as strong in calming the nerves.
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>>34804428
It was at a dive bar. I got claimed by a chick that wanted to fuck me and knew how to get it.
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>>34804420
Yes. Obviously yes.
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Wow no white women
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>>34804412
English motherfucker do you speak it
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>>34804362
Cry and wait for them to break up so I can get another chance (that I won't take)
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>>34804437
I dont know actually, its been a decade since I last tried chamomile and I just remember being disgusted by it each time I tried.
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>>34804439
>It was at a dive bar. I got claimed by a chick that wanted to fuck me and knew how to get it.
So mentally ill then. How was it though? Did she impress in the sack?
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>>34804441
Share the stupid test I wanna take it
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>>34804439
What was she like?
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>>34804436
You gotta be willing to fuck the chubbies tho kek
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>>34804435
Nope, don’t care.
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>>34804441
>bottom left
is that a pajeeta, shes kinda cute actually
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>>34804446
>>34804383
>>
im gonna just wear a fake dick when i have sex so i can feel comfortable and she wont notice anyway
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>>34804451
Ah my bad. Thanks
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>>34804447
Meh
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>>34804412
I wish I could sleep 8h every night...
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>>34804444
wow nice quad quads. maybe it was steeped too long or another brand that's more bitter
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>>34804405
Yeah but it also means your chances with her are bleak since you're just another guy to her
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>>34804451
>>34804383
NTA
Nothing's showing up when I click the link.
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>>34804383
It's not loading for me.
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>>34804460
>>34804461
its pretty janky, you might just have to try again later
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>>34804460
>>34804461
Fucking shit my bank account just got logged into what the fuck
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>>34804444
>chamomile
Tastes rather gross yeah, you have to be insane to drink that out of pleasure and not because you want to get rid of some sickness or something.
>>
Women, how big is your biggest strap on?
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>>34804460
I got a 500 error and then got dumped to a page that just said "retry later," so the site's probably getting too much traffic to be useable rn.
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>>34804461
>>34804462
>>34804464
Anons out here clicking on shady links
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>>34804466
8"
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>>34804466
Don’t know, regular size
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>>34804458
>>34804465
I feel extra validated
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>>34804469
Impressive
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>>34804176
Damn dude. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're alright.
Bye Mark.
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>>34804470
Measure it
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>>34804473
*pegs you*
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>>34804466
>Women, how big is your biggest strap on?
What kind of bpd crazy does it take for a woman to actually own one of those unironically?
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>>34804454
>she wont notice anyway
Completely false.
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>>34804176
RIP Mark
Very handsome cat that surely had a very happy life with you
>>
I've recently come to the realization that my crush never liked me any more than as a friend and it's hitting me that I'll likely never be loved by anyone ever

How do I recover from this?
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>>34804476
Ouch!
It's probably hard enough for a woman to take that.
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>>34804469
>>34804470
How often are you using a strap on?
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>>34804475
I don’t care enough to do that
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>>34804477
Lesbians have penis envy
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>>34804470
Regular as in moid sized?
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>>34804483
Maybe once a month, its a lot of effort for both of us.
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>>34804483
I’m seeing someone now so maybe once a week
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>>34804477
It's not always for pegging, plenty just use them with their gf.
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>>34804481
I'm gonna stop you right there.
>I've recently come to the realization that my crush never liked me any more than as a friend
This is true.
>and it's hitting me that I'll likely never be loved by anyone ever
This isn't. Your self-esteem is just understandably in the gutter right now.
I promise you'll get over it with time. I was where you are right now myself just a couple of weeks ago. I felt so fucking stupid and unlovable.
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>>34804485
Not just lesbians, I (m) regularly hung out with and got pegged by a pansexual woman who was poly and disabled, and we had an arrangement that on my days off I'd come by her trailer park while her husband was at work (he knew about it) and take it up the ass from her. Got a few decent prostate orgasms out of the deal.
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>>34804486
The average dildo is way bigger than the average moid.
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>>34804477
Black and white thinking is a symptom of the mentally ill.
>>
How many lesbians do we have here?
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>>34804488
nta
Do you consider yourself a top?
>>
I woke up again
What a terrible thing
>>
how the fuck do i stop thinking about someone i like on a date with someone else for just one night
>>
>>34804500
wdym? like cheating?
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>>34804494
does it count if i
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>>34804495
Mmm yes, and a power bottom I guess
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>>34804501
this is me >>34804378
they're on a date tonight
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>>34804500
It just stops happening after a lot of time has passed. Before that happens, you at least begin to feel much less than what you're feeling right now whenever it crosses your mind.
I'm also dwelling on it but am at least now past the part where it was physically painful.
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>>34804503
Samesies :)
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>>34804504
You sound horrible.
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>>34804503
>>34804506
Interesting, I didn't realize that was a thing.
>>
I have to have her
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>>34804500
>>34804504
Eh you'll suffer tonight. Jealousy, insecurity, feeling betrayed. Time will heal it. If you want you can try talking about it more to alleviate some of it. Talk about the guy, what you liked about him, what made you think he likes you, what him going out with another makes you feel, etc etc. Or distract yourself with media
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>>34804510
No you don't. Women who whip you into this much of a frenzy are never worth the headache.
>>
>>34804506
Nice!
>>34804508
It’s known as a gay guy thing, but we do it too.
>>
They one thing I regret about my ex is not cumming in the crazy bitch.
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>>34804507
yeah i feel horrible thanks
>>
I wish someone would hook me up to the machine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Or Total Recall. Or just shoot me
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>>34804521
Preach
>>
ngl senpai but I'm struggling to stay loyal to my current girlfriend. desu it really is kind of hard when you have to beg your girlfriend for a blowjob every once in a while, and then on the other side who have a girl telling you she would suck your cock every day if that is what you wanted. And she says she would do a good fucking job. She would be my gluck gluck girl she tells me.

I always thought I didn't have cheating in me, and so far I'm passing, but it feels like it gets harder every day because honestly I just want to be desired.
>>
>>34804442
Where is the grammatical mistake?
>>
>>34804523
That would be great, but I wish that had happened a few years ago already.
Like just one simple change, not going where I went and never having met her would have put my life on an infinitely better trajectory.
>>
>>34804502
If you?
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>>34804521
Anon that’s the thing to be grateful for
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>>34804527
If it's really getting to that point then you should seriously consider breaking up with your girlfriend.
>>
Women
Which one are you craving more right now. Sex or affection?
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>>34804529
I guess I should be thankful it wasn't that bad for me. I only wasted the first half of this year on it.
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>>34804534
Sleep
>>
>>34804534
affection
>>
>>34804534
his attention
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>>34804488
Are you the femanon trying to pack?
>>
It's the remix to ignition
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>>34804535
I was stupid enough to give the nutcase more than one chance.
It's my own fault for being delusional.
Word of advice, be really really damn sure it's eorth it to give another try in case the chance arises. Think if you are ok with going through the same thing again, or maybe even worse.
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>>34804534
Affection
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>>34804342
Find a normal woman who is into that.
Note: If you're the kind of guy a woman has to keep her darkest phantasies away from lest she triggers hi Madonna-Whore complex, this will not be a thing.
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>>34804534
Fucking kek! How is this even a real question? No women crave sex over affection.
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>>34804534
NAG
Why only one?
The best sex has a lot of affection.
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>>34804549
I do! But unfortunately I got DUMPED so now I just want him to hold me and tell me that everythings going to be okay.
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>>34804542
I was never able to find the original, non-remixed version
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>>34804544
I'm sorry to hear that.
It is funny that you mention that, though, because this has mostly been what I've been preoccupied with lately. I suspect I'll see her again in the future but wonder how I'm going to respond to her. I wonder if she'll have changed or if the ways I've changed will change how she treats me.
Plenty to ruminate and speculate over. More ways to waste my own time.
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Saw this movie All of a Sudden yesterday, it's about the friendship between the French director of a care home and a Japanese playwright with cancer. Good film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryMtR8BvkA0
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>>34804540
No.
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>>34804554
Maybe it never left the kitchen like the remix did. Wasn't hot or fresh enough maybe
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>>34804534
>Billionaires
>what do you crave more right now, money or affection?
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>>34804555
>Plenty to ruminate and speculate over. More ways to waste my own time.
Try tonfind some distractions though, because I started to associate certain things I do in my daily life with her and now I am still constantly reminded of her and everything that happened.
It might sound like an cheap excuse, but find sonebody new and better fitting.
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How do I assimilate the archetype of the romance novel male lead into my personality?
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>>34804560
Imagine being addicted to seeing a number get bigger. Not like gambling or anything, the mnumber gets bigegr than itself. And you get a dopamine flash every time it does, so you cannot imagien living without it. Seems really fucking retarded when you think about it, at least gambling and drugs are fun.
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>>34804566
Winning is fun tho
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>>34804561
Not cheap; that's sound advice. I'm taking a break from dating for the rest of the year unless I just happen to meet somebody I can't pass up, though.
>Try tonfind some distractions though, because I started to associate certain things I do in my daily life with her and now I am still constantly reminded of her and everything that happened.
I'm definitely keeping myself distracted. I've been spending a lot of time on creative hobbies lately and forcing myself to get out of the house every now and then.
But there are still constant daily reminders of this woman that I was in love with at one point. It's going to take me more time to rid my mind of those things.
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When her shirt comes off and they're all flabby and saggy
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>>34804569
-is when I'm hardest.
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>>34804569
Nothing is sadder than sagging/flopping a-cups
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>>34804568
>m taking a break from dating for the rest of the year unless I just happen to meet somebody I can't pass up, though.
Taking a break is fine, but it can lead to the dangerous mindset where you are complacent with your situation.
I'd say set a strict date when you want to be on the active lookout and until then, take it easy.
Good luck.
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>>34804567
Didn't you see The Twilight Zone? If you always win and never lose then it's meaningless and you're in Hell.
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>>34804573
>where you are complacent with your situation.

Can you describe this? I've never looked for women at all, and think this might be the case. I assumed everyone else meets partners "naturally", with no effort or investment involved at all.
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>>34804569
I know a guy who broke up with his gf because of this and everything else about her was perfect
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>>34804578
Not if there’s still a chance you can lose
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>>34804565
>How do I assimilate the archetype of the romance novel male lead into my personality?
NAG.
It seems like the behavioral commonalities are
1 Dominant
2 Rebellious
3 Possessive
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>>34804565
Practice
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>>34804581
>Can you describe this?
In my case, I started making excuses how I am not good enough yet to find a new partner, how nobody would understand me like she did and other things.
And after some time I settled into the idea that being single is just the way it is, instead of actively looking for somebody.
Meeting somebody "naturally" means you leave your future entirely up to chance in that regard.
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>>34804590
>And after some time I settled into the idea that being single is just the way it is, instead of actively looking for somebody.
I've never had a relationship due to mental issues, which I resolved. I kinda went into therapy thinking tha once I get over my problem, the rest is just going to happen by itself. But thats not a thing, isn't it.
I have women be very obviously into me and even hit on not that rarely, but even then you have to get over yourself and respond in kind. Also its far too much pressure if you never take initiative yourself, and when the chance is there I'm too anxious to do anything with it.
>>
Women, thoughts on being values innately for your pussy and bring showered in praise by men who hope they can get it?
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>>34804594
>Also its far too much pressure if you never take initiative yourself, and when the chance is there I'm too anxious to do anything with it.
Practice makes perfect.
It's rare a person is born as charismatic, most people have to learn to take control over their anxiety when looking for a new partner.
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>>34804565
You dont. Novels are a safe medium for which women can experience dominance and submission without real life consequences. Also, adopting the personality traits of MLs would just be cringe.
>>34804596
>values
ok phone user
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I should headline Glastonbury
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>>34804596
>Women, thoughts on men only valuing you for your body and nothing else? Don't you love being dehumanized?
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>>34804601
Explain to me exactly how it’s ‘dehumanizing’.
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>>34804603
are you retarded?
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>>34804598
I wouldn't call myself uncharismatic, but when it comes to flirting I freeze up, because thats a mode of interaction I'm not used to at all.

I'd be interested if the femanons here also consciously look for people , or if tahts only a guy thing and women jsut stand around while selecting from an endless line of suitors.
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>>34804604
Asking someone if they're retarded is dehumanizing, because retards aren't human.
>>
Women do you toy with your men
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>>34804604
How about you explain to me how valuing a human female for the traits of a human female is dehumanizing.
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>>34803794
Why are men so insincere and desperate?
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>>34804610
Romantically, no.
Sexually, yes.
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>>34804610
I want to toy with his cock, just play with it and smack it around but never let him stick it in me
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>>34804615
You must have some trauma.
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>>34804615
Good domme.
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In my head you're all brand new
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>>34804623
Why
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>>34804234
Yes, I love to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle.
>>
Dudes simping for bv will never not be the funniest shit
>>
>>34804600
SLIDE AWAY - AND GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
MY TODAY - FELL IN FROM THE TOP
I DREAM OF YOU - AND ALL THE THINGS YOU SAY
I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE NOW
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I miss him so much please tell me heartbreak ends
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Horny yet tired and want to sleep but can't sleep because horny

Men, fuck you
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another day of gluttony
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>>34804632
What happened?
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Women, how do you feel about sex scenes?
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>>34804633
Not my problem.
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>>34804614
Lucky bastard
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>>34804633
Jerk off
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>>34804643
I'm single.
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>>34804627
I know the reference.
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>>34804640
im fine with sex scenes
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>>34804633
Couldn't you just wedge a vibrator in your panties and just lay there like you're sleeping?
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>>34804633
What got you so worked up?
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>>34804640
Gen Z and Alpha cannot afford to go out without their parents money so no they will not be allowing their adult children to view nudity. It's not that they don't want to see it. They go to theaters with their parents to afford such an experience. This is once again a "Nobody young has disposable income for excess entertainment."
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>>34804640
I loved watching heated rivalry with my ex.
>>34804636
He dumped me.
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>>34804655
Deserved
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>>34804655
Why did your faggot bf watched gay smut with you?
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>>34804657
How so?
>>34804659
Because hes a faggot? Duh.
>>
I miss her
>>
I miss they/them
>>
Femanons, thoughts on coral reef destruction?
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>>34804417
I mean, you're correct. I would go as young as legally allowed for me to go, but I would never break the law.

I like younger girls, there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>34804661
Why would you want to watch gay sex with your bf?
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>>34804670
Because were both bi?
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sometimes I wonder if I have a bigger dick than my dad or my brother
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>>34804671
What a disgusting pairing
>>
I need to suck his cock
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>>34804675
True I lied Im just a straight fujo and hes bi. bi men are HOT and you can SUCK IT. >:)
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>>34804676
You need to chill out, god damn. Freaky ass woman
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>>34804676
I hope this is a moid
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>>34804676
I need to suck >his cock.
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I'm tired of having sex. Why can't I be making love come true?
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>>34804676
Ok what's stopping you
>>
It's a larp
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>>34804673
>sometimes I wonder if I have a bigger dick than my dad or my brother
Man: Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
Wife: You have the biggest dick in your family.
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>>34804687
F
omg howd she see them all?
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>>34804647
>:)
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>>34804687
Nah, more like
Wife: i’m actually glad your dick is the smallest in your family
>>
Do men even know what to do for aftercare or the next morning?
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>>34804691
Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour
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>>34804693
Throw a towel at her then already be gone.
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>>34804666
:(
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Foids, sometimes when I have been having sex with a woman they will ask "Can we make love this time?"
What does this mean, what is the difference?
>>
My life is a larp
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>>34804694
VEGGIETALES
*WAA WAA WA WA WA*
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>>34804693
I like to get a performance review after the cuddles and tenderness
>>
>>34804693
Yes? Stop fucking losers.
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>>34804666
Rightoids are retards and the world is paying for their karmic debt.
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>>34804693
sorry femanon but you got pumped and dumped
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>>34804697
Exactly this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvdYly4A5W0
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>>34804698
Fascinating
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>>34804693
How about for once in your fucking life you tell your bf what you want him to do?
>>
Women, could you cuddle with your bf and not fuck him?
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>>34804709
Yeah if I get to fall asleep or watch a movie/show.
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>>34804709
Mmm I could cuddle forever :)
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Women would you be a sugar baby for a billionaire
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Seriously though are there women who would not want to have sex. Cuddling and other physical things are fine. No sex.
>>
Women, do you plan to stop having sex with your husband once you've had kids?
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I want a gf that isn't a sex freak, I just want cuddles
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>>34804709
>>34804717
Are you attractive?
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>>34804715
There's probably an asexual dating app. What, you can't swallow your pride and use an asexual dating app? Your pride impedes your Pride... how ironic...
>>
Anons what are you doing this Caturday?
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>>34804720
I've never used a dating app before desu. I guess I should start.
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Just remember asexual females are never virgins
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>>34804693
I don't like hurting women. The day after I'll make food for us before work, then check in via text around lunchtime.
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>>34804716
Most women don't choose to do this, it's just a biological thing that happens
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>>34804716
Yes. Mama loves all her bortions' but dick is dick.
>>
Do people seriously lose interest in other people waiting on them to make a move? How? I would let a campfire burn a hole through my chest just because it might someday keep me from freezing to death.
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>>34804724
How come asexual men are virgins?
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She was literally perfect for me. I will never find anyone as good as her. Why even bother trying anymore?
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>>34804721
Traveling to see my father in the hospital.
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>>34804729
Both are coping but for fundamentally different reasons
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>>34804731
Is he doing okay?
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>>34804731
Hope he recovers swiftly
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>>34804718
go away WHORE
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>>34804737
Autism
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>>34804730
You haven't even met 0.001% of women
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>>34804713
>He's not a billionaire
So no
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>>34804734
You don't know anon's dad, he might deserve to die.
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>>34804731
What happened?
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>>34804682
Are you only having hookups?
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>>34804716
No.
Absolutely not.
>>
With the exception of you, I despise everyone in the room
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>>34803534
M
Idk if this is just me but when my nipples are touched by either me or someone else I get really sad
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>>34804733
>>34804734
>>34804743
Thank you for your concern.
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>>34804738
you're the fat fetishist aren't you?
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Happy summerween niggas
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>>34804742
I don't hope for anyone's death. Even if you're a psychopath I'd rather have you in a lab than a casket.
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>>34804750
Im a tourist.
>>
Atoga moids are the kinds of people that don't harm anyone because they can't but if they had any power they'd be tyrants
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>>34804739
The odds I'll find another single woman at my age open to dating me as good as her are slim to none.
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>>34804755
The ones that have power are exactly tyrants.
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>>34804755
You know how every chick is a whore on the inside just waiting to bust out? It’s the same with men and power.
>>
Women, would you date a straight guy with a fagcent?
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>>34804756
How old are you?
>>
I'm dateless at 32
Idk why I haven't offed myself
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>>34804751
yo that actually looks delicious, cheers femanon
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>>34804760
by fagcent you mean a faggy accent or a faggy fragrance?
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>>34804755
Bitch I worked in a lab that tested thresholds for load bearing equipment
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>>34804766
I think you meant to reply to >>34804757
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>>34804765
>faggy accent
That's what fagcent means.
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>>34804762
31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etSbOs3aUqI
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>>34804764
>Femanon
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>>34804765
>faggy fragrance
nta
uh
what constitutes a faggy fragrance
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>>34804692
>the big ones hurt
>>
Genders,
https://youtube.com/shorts/7II5G089Q1s
Would you stop an illegal ivf treatment from creating a child made while cheating and falsifying documents?
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>>34804774
Whatever you smell like
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>>34804774
JPG Le Male
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>>34804764
That might be the zesty zoomer
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>>34804770
Go get yourself a college girl
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>>34804768
Incorrect.
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>>34804782
I don't want a college girl. Half the reason I liked this girl was because she came off as mature but still fun and playful.
>>
Idk if I'm schizoid or I've been too separated from people since college
Although i wasn't close to a gf then either
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>>34804772
>gears of war 1 trailer has marcus running through the city
>mad world playing
>finds a broken statue face
>keeps fighting and trying to survive

>gears of war 3 trailer has dom running through the city
>heron blue playing
>finds a petrified mother and child
>gives up and readies himself for death but marcus saves his life

kino
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>>34804784
>i don’t want a college girl, i want her!
Go cry about it
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>>34804721
Get a haircut and maybe go to urgent care if this thing on my leg doesn't improve.
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Men, if you witnessed a woman kidnapping a man but she told you it was going to save the world, what do?
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>>34804789
What's on your leg?
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>>34804784
Howd you fumble her?
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>>34804781
Well I wouldn’t call myself zesty per se, I’m a fully heterosexual male (sorry to disappoint), my nails are painted though and I am an ancient 26 year old zoomer yes
>>
A dangerous combination
>>
i'm craving a temporary tattoo
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>>34804794
Not sure. If I had to guess it's either an ingrown hair or cystic acne or something.
>>
Last year I fumbled a chick by asking for exclusivity too soon and I think I did the opposite this year but she still keeps hanging out with me and talking to me everyday she just doesn’t flirt with me anymore

I think I need to just give up and become a monk lowkey
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>>34804795
I honestly don't know, she just went cold all of a sudden. I'm pretty sure it's not because she found someone else, but I don't know what else it could be. Nothing happened on our last date that struck me as particularly awful.
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>>34804801
you're too tainted to become a monk sry
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>>34804799
>i’m going to the hospital bc i have a boil on my leg
Ffs
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>>34804801
Why are you still talking to her at all?
>>
Moids
Are you a white supremacist?
>>
Do you have black ancestry?
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>>34804801
If you’re a guy, never push for labels. That’s woman shit. Exclusivity is implied from the very beginning. Have some self-respect and walk away from women with a roster unless you’re just going to use her for sex.
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>>34804805
Urgent care isn't the er.
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cat tattoo... it actually looks somewhat silly.
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>>34804807
No.
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>>34804811
She could gain some weight
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>>34804807
Sure
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>>34804813
me too
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>>34804811
Zoomer chicks look so boring. You millennial males didn't realize how good you had it.
>>
anyone else here not a racist /pol/tard but still can't date outside their race? i'm chill with everyone but every time i've talked to a nonwhite guy in a romantic way it just got weirdly annoying. like they were hyperaware of the fact that i'm a white girl and wanted to use that as a trophy, essentially. bizarre shit. i like white hispanics though.

does this happen to men or hwhat. am i a secret /pol/tard?
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>>34804807
A bit yeah
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>>34804818
k
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>>34804821
i'm too tall for this and idon't watch anime anymore
>>
Nobody likes you when you're 23
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>>34804820
Show bob plz :)
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>>34804820
Yes wtf me too I like blonde guys
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>>34804803
You’re right
>>34804806
Because being in a weird frienduationship with her scratches a few particular itches for me even if it isn’t truly satisfying and because we are very close and love each other on some level even if not romantic, also because I’m hoping there’s still a chance I can redeem myself. I could ask the same question, why is she still talking to me if she lost interest, it’s not even like she’s actively taking advantage of me because I typically have to press for her to let me do nice things for her
>>34804809
Well I am 99% sure she isn’t working a roster but I don’t think wanting the comfort of exclusivity is “woman shit”
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>>34804820
Even if I wasn’t a bit racist I still wouldn’t be attracted to African facial features or African-American culture and even within my own race I’m not really super attracted to darker/tan people
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>>34804829
>I don’t think wanting the comfort of exclusivity is “woman shit”
Needing to “define the relationship” absolutely is woman shit. Like i said, exclusivity is implied from the very beginning. And if she’s hoeing around while she’s with you, have some self-respect and walk away.
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>>34804807
>Moids
>Are you a white supremacist?
Normally no. If I'm horny? Moderately.
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>>34804836
Alright man
>>
I hate when venues give you wine in stemless plastic cup that's so light that your slightest movement sends it slopping all over the place.
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>>34804807
I'm not white or hispanic so I can't be a white supremacist.
>>
What a handsome son of a gun I am
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>>34804841
Wtf is that thing on the right
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>>34804842
>I'm not white or hispanic so I can't be a white supremacist.
White supremacy is actually a very diverse movement
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>>34804847
the token minority
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>>34804847
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>>34804828
brunettes all da way

>>34804831
seeing how much darker their wiener is than the rest of their body is a weird jumpscare. i know this from shock sites.
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>>34803768
>Femanon, where is Chad taking you tonight?
I have a female friend with the middle name Chad
We're probably going to get slushies
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>>34804848
I'm the furthest away from white supremacy as one could be.
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>>34804852
Can I join
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>>34804852
Just marry them already.
>>
Should I continue watching TV or switch to games?
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>>34804749
God be with you and your father anon
>>
Women if the doctors fucked up your husband's surgery and he died would you scream "YOU KILLED HIM" at them
>>
We always did feel the same
We just saw it from a different point of view
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>>34804857
Depends on the show and game
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>>34804807
Nah. I'm white and think being a white supremacist is retarded. Gloating about being born into something is pitiful
>>
i should get a tramp stamp
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>>34804861
No, I'd sue them for every last penny.
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>>34804861
Yes, but they would probably send a lower rank and not the surgeon to notify me.
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>>34804868
Yeah.
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>>34804873
no ass
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>>34804868
But you're a guy
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>>34804871
>Just send an intern, if she eats him we've got plenty more.
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>>34804853
Black supremacist? Same tb-h
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>>34804808
>Do you have black ancestry?
Yes, not American black, tho.

>>34804842
>I'm not white or hispanic so I can't be a white supremacist
Kek

>>34804861
>Women if the doctors fucked up your husband's surgery
It would depend on the surgery and the probability of him dying in the first place.

>>34804875
>no ass
She's Asian. It's always a gamble with them.
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>>34804868
Post ideas
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>>34804879
Thoughts on Yakub
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>>34804884
Inspired, but reckless
>>
>>34804861
Probably.
What happened to anon’s dad?
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>>34804873
hers is weird. what even is that. i want something simple
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>>34804856
Ehh, I've known her too long.
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>>34804894
it's never too late
for love
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>>34804892
I wish i still had the pic. The best one i ever saw said “My name is X”. Kek. She had another one saying the same thing upside down at the bottom on the back of her neck.
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>>34804873
What a weird picture even in context
A bunch of dumb foid decisions all rolled up into one package
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>>34804897
You know that's a fake pic right?
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>>34804899
You couldn’t have photoshopped that back then
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>>34804868
What's the point other than getting a queen of spades or queen of hearts tattoo?
>>
>>34804899
no way.
>>
Women, how do you think you'd react to your baby calling you mama for the first time
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>>34804904
kill myslef
>>
I want to become an alcoholic
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>>34804907
What's stopping you
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>>34804907
Why?
>t. alcoholic
>>
>>34804904
shake it
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>>34804908
I don’t like alcohol
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>>34804820
>anyone else here not a racist /pol/tard but still can't date outside their race? i'm chill with everyone but every time i've talked to a nonwhite guy in a romantic way it just got weirdly annoying. like they were hyperaware of the fact that i'm a white girl and wanted to use that as a trophy, essentially. bizarre shit. i like white hispanics though.
"With great power comes great responsibility."
They can't help but be hyper aware, for your sake. White girl getting her first bbc after only experiencing white guys isn't some trifling thing. You need a responsible hand to guide you through something that intense.
>>
>>34804907
The most depressing opening line of a movie ever:
>i can’t remember if i started drinking because my wife left me, or if my wife left me because i started drinking
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>>34804906
?????
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>>34804904
>Women, how do you think you'd react to your baby calling you mama for the first time
Probably cry. I feel like I would cry a lot as a mother.
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>>34804904
Baby? What baby? Immediately smother them in a blankie after checking for stinky diapers. Then back to cuddling and story time.
>>
>>34804910
>>34804902
Based
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Hi atoga. Did you miss me?
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>>34804878
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>>34804918
Fuck yeah two (you)s
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>>34804919
No.
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>>34804910
>>34804917
What's goin on with atoga chicks today
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Anons you don’t mind if the cat tests the baby stuff right?
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I grew up during 9/11. What creeps me out is if it happened these days, way too many fucking young internet addicts would be siding with the bastards that did it and going out into the streets to protest in their favor. Jesus Fucking Christ.
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>>34804911
What have you tried there's a lot
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>>34804923
M
Maternal instincts ain't holding up so good
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>>34804913
That's not the opening line of the movie.
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>>34804879
I had a Black Nationalist college professor once. He was certifiably insane. Every day in his class you'd hear about UFOs, who "really" killed Malcolm X, Birds Aren't Real type conspiracy theories, and other wacky shit. It all made sense when I learned he was into Nation of Islam, which is basically a woo woo UFO cult centered around black identity.
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>>34804925
Nining leven bitch
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>>34804925
True. We already memed it to death even before we completely lost all reverence for anything with the Charlie Kirk assassination.
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>>34804923
Too much heat makes my systems malfunction.
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>>34804904
scream at it
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>>34804930
Academics are real fucking weirdos who can out /pol/ /pol/
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>>34804933
What are you, fat?
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>>34804924
As long as the cat understands that the baby outranks her.
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>>34804930
NTA
Do they think white people are the "nordic aliens?"
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>>34804807
I'm aware that White people are superior, but I dont look down on the lesser races or gloat about it.
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>>34804925
>>34804931
everyone at my school is part of isis now
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>>34804935
NTA
I once had a history professor who went on a tirade about how time zones were forced on people due to the evils of capitalism. I ended up dropping the class.
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>>34804938
No, they believe that white people are demons created in a lab by a scientist. It's very Scientology-adjacent.
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>>34804928
Looks like my memory is as fucked as his kek
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>>34804940
No way.
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Merritt Wever is low key fine as hell.
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>>34804820
I'm only very rarely attracted to browns, blacks or asians.No ill will, they are just overwhelmingly not hot. White passing Latinas on the other hand
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>>34804939
I think you mean Ashkenazi Jews.
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>>34804937
Your cat is going to eat your baby’s face
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>>34804946
Acoholic 43 year old single mom in a trailer in Virginia phenotype
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moids would you eat shit?
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>>34804934
WHY that's your little boy
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>>34804935
/pol/ is basically rehashed paleoconservatism, which had its exponents and dog-whistlers on the fringes of American social sciences academia already throughout the 21st century.
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>>34804952
I would eat >her shit
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>>34804925
>be siding with the bastards that did it and going out into the streets to protest in their favor.

Everyone in the internet hates the Mossad though?
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>>34804949
Mizrahi Jews are hot, they're phenotypically similar to Jordanian, Palestinian, and Lebanese women except they cover their faces less and their culture actually welcomes them having casual sex.
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>>34804957
Nigga
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>>34804957
wait would you actually eat a woman's shit wtfff
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Agree or disagree?

The strong do what they will. The weak suffer what they must.
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>>34804949
Mizrahi>Ashkenazim
My Ashkenazi ex was cool and all, but really a bit of a prude.And neurotic as fuck
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>>34804957
moids pls say this mans doesn't represent u pls don't all be like haha yeah i eat girlshit
>>34804953
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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>>34802982
His boobs like very bitable
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>>34804957
That's so sweet.
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>>34804965
I'd eat grool but not poop
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men, thoughts on a gf who is only okay with vaginal sex and handjobs, never anal or oral (unless she's the one receiving) ?
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Do you think that back when homosexuality was still illegal in the USA, Canada, and UK, there could have been a version of To Catch a Predator called To Catch a Homosexual that was all about police going undercover in public toilets to catch the local toilet traders at their business?
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>>34804965
I wouldn't even eat a girls pussy much less her shit ew
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>>34804971
>never anal
Ok
>or oral
Boooo
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>>34804971
No thank you. I enjoy bjs too much.
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>>34804971
Is this purely rhetorical?
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What do you think Sexual Hookup Culture was like during the last two decades of the Soviet Union? If you lived in a flat in Moscow from 1971 to 1991, what do you think your sex life would have been like?
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>>34804972
Do you think the French version of To Catch a Predator is just The Bachelorette?
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>>34804965
i enjoy when women accidentally per on me, but thats where I draw the line
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>>34804979
I once while browsing the socials saw a series of stills with subtitles from some Italian arthouse film that shows a sex scene between a middle aged woman and a character who was supposed to be a 14 year old boy. I felt weird about it.
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>>34802922
femoids, have you ever kicked man in the balls?
have you ever wanted? would you if your bf asked you to?
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>>34804978
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i need to shit
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>>34804755
I just want to be able to date and marry my sister desu
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>>34804990
Stream it
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>>34804979
To Take Up the American Man's Burden, send forth the best ye breed.....

....is to engage in a civilizing mission to explain to other cultures why their normalized pederastic behaviors are immoral and wrong, and must be illegalized and stopped.
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>>34804971
I'm not super attached to bjs but her thinking my penis is something gross would fuck me up.
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>>34804995
why do you assume her unwillingness to giving blowjobs is due to disgust
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>>34804755
They remind me of punk rockers in that way. Every punk rocker I've met makes a big show of how they're this rebel anarchist that hates all authority and respects only themselves. But when you get to know them you realize that they're huge control freaks who want power for themselves and are pissed no one just handed it to them. I swear Punk scenesters literally have the exact same psychology as incels.
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>>34804991
Why are people like this allowed out on the street?
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>>34804991
Kidnap her and give her amnesia. Then convince her that she's your wife
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>>34804971
I'm opposed, I had a bj forced on me when I was younger and I'd like to have one that I can enjoy at some point
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>>34804996
What other reason could there be? Trauma? I suppose I could understand in that case.
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>>34805000
Isn't this the plot of an old movie
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>>34804990
You're forced to wipe
>>34804991
Mines too crazy tbqh
Severe daddy issues with a whiff of light bpd.No way
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Today I accidentally told my woke boyfriend to "fuck me with that big white cock" and now he wont talk to me. What do I do?
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>>34804998
>Why are people like this allowed out on the street?
He's on 4chan, what makes you think he goes outside?
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>>34804998
In the 1980s the American government closed all the lunatic asylums because they were seen as a waste of taxpayer money. "Small Government" politics in praxis.
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>>34805003
theres many reason a woman wouldnt want to give a blowjob
gagging, fear of puking, mouth too small/penis too big, risk of cum in face/mouth.
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>>34804998
Because the government won't give me autismbux and let me stay home with my sister all day
>>34805000
>give her amnesia and lie to her
Seems a bit rude desu
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>>34804993
You shouldn't fuck 13 year olds when you're 50
Really any age
Idk why that's the ideal relationship in France
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>>34805007
Sargon of Akkad, Hasan Piker, JesterBell, The Feral Historian, The Second Story
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>>34805007
F
Political influencers and looksmaxxers are the first to come to mind.
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how do i explain my fondness for ytp to a woman who saw me watching the fesh pince of blair and saw me laughing like an idiot
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>>34805008
Are you white? Or even a woman at all?
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>>34805007
Asmon, Hasan, H3H3, Ben Shapiro, PhillDefranco, and any of the trannies.
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>>34805007
Jerma
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>>34805007
Hassan, Vaush, Asmongold, the china will collapse dude

>>34805008
Break out the strap on and tell him to squeal like a pig when you ram it in.Should set him strai- well, you know.
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>>34805007
M
Kurzgesagt and other scislop YouTubers
Or anything political
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>>34804971
is it a hard 'never ever forever never no' or is it something that can be discussed or perhaps even negotiated? i can understand a woman not enjoying it or me being too big for her jaw or despising the taste of cum. i would be disappointed but accepting if that were the case but i hope it's negotiable. i like shifting power dynamics, and while i enjoy pleasuring a woman with my mouth it's nice to be able to just ask my partner to get on her knees and suck me
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>>34805022
Omg it worked!
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>>34805017
Can you explain that you have an 80 iq?
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>>34805016
M, the algorithm for political influencers always rewards fucking extremists who say maximalist (read: deranged) shit. It used to be when you saw a debate in a visual media format it was "should the government stop using military force as a first resort and getting us into forever wars?", "will single payer healthcare increase the tax burden and is quality of life a worthy tradeoff?", "is job creation in the coal or tech industry worth the environmental costs in a community?" Nowadays it's all hate speech and conspiracy junk that a dumber and younger version of me that was just "ironic" 4chan speak.
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>>34805020
I was with you until the blatant transphobia.
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>>34805029
>I was with you until the blatant transphobia.
Well, I think autogynephilia is harmful.
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>>34805025
that was fast!
>>34805027
Honestly its just extreme midwittery for the most part. Most of these fags arent even real extemist, its just lowest common demominator standpoints presented in a hysteric manner. All tailored towards their target audience. Like Hasans lukewarm gormless Tankie larp would (and should) get him Gulag'd in the USSR
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>>34805023
isn't he the one who always says we're all going to die from a black hole soon
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>>34805029
>t.roon
You should go visit that bridge
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>>34805021
i just watched a 4 hr jerma vod i wish he was my uncle i've been watching him since i was 13
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>>34805037
Imagine being a regular bear and seeing that litzle clown make a mockery out of yout fearsome predator rep.
Critical Aura loss
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Need a man to watch trip report videos with.
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State gender

Do you ever wear elephant pants like a white backpacker in Thailand?
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>>34805049
F
I used to...
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>>34805050
M, I've noticed women always wear elephant pants and flip flops around me when they're down to fuck. Why is that always women's default Sex and Hookup Night outfit?
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When you think about it the ideal fantasy of men that women have requires evil men to exist, either they wish to tame said evil men or they want to have the heroic men protect them from the evil men. Female sexuality requires male conflict in some capacity because we have long since evolved past the point of large vicious animals or basic survival needs being threats to our existence. Without evil men creating conditions of danger and uncertainty, there is no way for good men to prove their loyalty, strength, or competence. I believe this is why so many feminists seemingly have cognitive dissonance where they also rally for more third world immigration from inherently misogynistic cultures.
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>>34805046
You need a man to watch those?
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>>34805041
it doesn't rly matter cuz grizzly and polar bears exist. https://youtu.be/NknuSpM0ji0
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>>34805053
How long did it take you to come up with that bait?
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>>34805052
Nta but maybe thazs wuy I think flip flops are hot despite not being a footfag. Also where are you from that you can wear such an outfit outside of high summer?
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>>34804986
>have you ever kicked man in the balls?
Yes, I have kicked a guy in the balls so hard he threw up. Good times.
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>>34805038
Not trans, so not sure why you'd think that. I've been to the Golden Gate Bridge once, it was nice. Seems like a non sequitur of you to bring it up though, doesn't it?
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>>34805057
Is all philosophy bait?
>I think therefore I am
>fucking weakness baiter
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>>34805062
>Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Chr-BLLLEEEGGHHH!!!!
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>>34805062
why? what did he do?
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Do you ever wish to your genie in the lamp that you had an intimate partner that looked like Natalie Cuomo, complete with her charming dimpled smile?
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bald anons or anons w a bald spot, can i pat and lick ur head
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i have aconfession to make. i have a trans friend but i'm secretly a terf but when my friend is being insulted i defend her/him
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>>34805053
Tldr
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>>34805062
I kicked a guy so hard he has pig balls.
And he asked me to do it, by also being cunty.
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>>34805074
I'm not bald but every bald guy I know would hate that.
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>>34805070
Attempted Rape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O6Nmx_kZMQ
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>>34805080
i didnt ask if they liked it i asked if they would let me do it
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>>34805072
She's the one who posted a joke of "I'm only interested in fucking your dad" or whatever it was?
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Women, should I shave my bush and my balls? Yay or nay, and why
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>>34805072
I would like a gf who looked like that black cheerleader from that one class i took who was so beautiful it would have been worth it trying to get my parents to accept our mutt children
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>>34805084
It is long enough to put in a ponytail? Then yes.
Thinking about trimming mine soon too.
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>>34805075
I'm secretly a Death Eater but my best friend is a Mudblood who I defended from Draco Malfoy's bullying, how do I avoid telling our Dark Lord Voldemort?
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>>34805086
Tawny Newsome, that's who I'd go for.
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>>34805053
Is your proposed solution for the native men to kill all the immigrants or something
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Never shave your pubes, a witch will steal them and use them for spells.
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>>34805007
M
I’m drawing blanks but every time someone has told me they watch X youtuber and I haven’t really cared for the youtuber the youtuber inevitably ends up outed as a sex pest.
It’s happened multiple times. Most notably my buddy was into OfflineTV and had a special interest in mizkif.

I want to say Pewdiepie is a red flag but he’s just too prolific in the scene.
On the flip side if you are an NL fan then we will become best bros
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>>34804176
OH BAI MARK. RIP :(
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Gemini is my only friend
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>>34805007
M
Does Tucker count?
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>>34805093
There is no solution, it is genetic for women to create such conditions, which is why our ancestors didn't give women rights.
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>>34805096
*turns that anon into a strawberry*
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>>34805104
NTA
And this generic ragebait opinion slop is what you call "philosophy". Give me a break.
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Jarvis, make me a woman
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>>34805105
pls don't turn moids into berries and top a pavlova with us.
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>>34805072
Square ass head
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>>34805107
I didn't call it philosophy, it's just my observation.
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I met a beautiful Persian lady and I’m in love, bros. Death to the IRGC!!!
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>>34805113
you're going to taint your pure genes?
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>>34805114
Any Anon would be lucky to reproduce in the first place
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>>34805104
It sounds like the solution is to kill all the immigrants but nobody has the balls to do it
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men would u let a girl whos ur gf suck ur nips or at least lick them
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>>34805083
>>34805072
Here it is
https://www.reddit.com/r/comedy/s/PI7l83BJVp
I know it's >reddit but it's funny to see redditors shit on her so much
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>>34805110
Nah, you're getting jammed.
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>>34805120
Maybe once my moobs become proper pecs
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>>34805123
Very menstrual imagery.
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>>34805125
>moobs
hot...
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>>34805120
can i suck her's back
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>>34805122
Yeah see it's those gorgeous big dark eyes that really, really fucking do it for me.
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>>34805129
only when its cold out
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>>34805130
I mean you do you man
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>>34805131
i need more than that
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>>34805133 take it or leave it,
im insecure of when my nips are puffy, i only like them when they’re pointy
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>>34805122
>Natalie Cuomo
She's really pretty. Those tattoos are terrible.
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Women, would you let your bf suck your toes as long as he doesn't go full foot fetish?
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>>34805138
Yeah
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>>34805120
You don’t have to ask, none of the girls I’ve been with have asked.
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Her name is in the title of one of my favorite songs and now I can't listen to it anymore
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>>34805141
How big are they
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>>34805141
even the licking?
did u enjoy it?
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>>34805143
Why did her parents have to name her "dopesmoker"?
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>>34805135
>have perfect puffy suckable nipples
>wont let me suck on them
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>>34805143
HEY THERE DELILIAH WHAT'S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY
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>>34805146
Good idea I will listen to some fucking Sleep right now
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>>34805144
I’ll measure them for you later, I’m out and about right now
>>34805145
It’s nice that they take initiative but nipple play doesn’t do much for me personally
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>>34805143
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AZLFeHdizxQ
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>>34805148
Nope

>>34805151
Lol
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>>34805122
Again, are there any comediennes who have an act past just being a whore?
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>>34805143
Roxanne
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i wish men were real instead of just lil fictional creatures in my laptop
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>>34805157
I'm real but be aware i have a small weiner
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I want to fuck her in the bathroom in front of the mirror so she can see how pretty she is
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>>34805157
femanon's out here creating sims based on /atoga/ posters
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>>34805143
SWEET CAROLINE
BUM BUM BUM
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>>34805162
Imagine wanting to see her face during….
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>>34805161
this implies i assumed the average atoga moid had a big penis
i did not
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>>34805070
>why? what did he do?
He threw my lunch tray in my face. Lunch I paid for.

>>34805143
>Her name is in the title of one of my favorite songs and now I can't listen to it anymore
I feel that. Same thing happened with a Puerto Rican girl I knew eleven years ago. I still think about her every time I hear that song.
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You died as you lived; a cockroach.
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>>34805163
I bet there’s at least one who has made chatbots of anons.
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>>34805157
I'm real. Real weird, that is.
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>>34805166
What is missionary
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Hearing a smooth, deep voice come out of a tall man is so calming.
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>>34805167
Yeah but I mean small compared to average
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>>34805173
Ew.
Give me squeaky boy toy.
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I was gonna rip on you guys for not guessing her name based on >>34805143 but I just looked it up and her name's not nearly as common as I thought it was.
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>>34805172
…is the worst position
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>>34805162
I want to fuck her in front of her friends
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>>34805177
Rube
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>>34805173
I should kill myself
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>>34805178
Homosexual hands typed this post
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men how would u react if u had a gf who started clipping a fluffy tail to her pants all the time, including out in public.
no, not a butt plug
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>>34805181
I've never met anyone with that name nor can I think of any songs with that name in the title desu
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>>34805184
Autistic girls are cute.
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>>34805184
does that mean she's a furry? wouldn't care, i've secretly always wanted to fuck a furry girl even though i have no interest in wearing a fursuit myself.
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>>34805138
No I think it would tickle and I'm likely to kick him by accident plus I wouldn't want to kiss him after.
>>34805143
It's going to feel real nice when you listen to it in 5 years and feel nothing for her.
>>34805162
I was having sex with this guy in my living room once and there happened to be a mirror off to the side and he made fun of me (in a flirty way not a mean way) for watching. Staring at my own face holds no appeal I want to watch the moving parts lol.
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>>34805184
The most i’d let her do is where cat ears, but she better not start licking the back of her hands like a freak
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>>34805189
You were watching his ass. I’ve seen that shit before myself.
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>>34805184
Do not do that
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>>34805184
For obvious reasons I am a fan of this.
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>>34805190
*wear
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>>34805184
Is it one of the fancy self wagging ones or just poseable?
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>>34805191
Not much to see from the side.
I was watching the penis if anything more focus was on my own ass lol. Keep your pegging fantasies in the containment area please.
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My boobs got bigger :(
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>>34805184
retarded shit that woemn do is hot
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>>34805189
Would you kiss him after he eats you out?
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>>34805184
It’d be a little embarrassing but it’s cute. I’d give her head scritches.
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Women is it a red flag if I like to watch the roach writhe and die when I spray it with Raid? I hate bugs
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>>34805200
Remove them
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>>34805205
No man would love me if I do
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>>34805204
Nag but when I was a kid I'd hit them with all alcohol spritz bottle and a lighter and it insta'd them every time
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>>34805184
I'm 31 I'm too old to be dealing with a gf who does that
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>>34805200
I'll accept donations.
Like invader zim.
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>>34805202
Yeah.

If I washed my feet first and was carried back to bed I'd consider allowing the toe thing but the whole thing would turn me off so much and would still tickle I might just not be able to deal.
>>
Gender
What's the last thing that pissed you off?
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>>34805206
They’re not going to love you gaining all that weight either
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>>34805206
Because you won't let me
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>>34805189
So reverse cowgirl is the best position to do in front of a mirror?
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>>34805206
Date women then
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>>34805208
I don't want them to die instantly. I want them to suffer. I hate them.
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>>34805210
>vanilla sadist
Ah, a pure psychopath
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>>34805210
you don't have to like things you don't like
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>>34805213
F. Earlier today. This guy pulled up in the grocery store parking lot bumping really loud music, opened his driver door and dumped a bunch of trash on the ground. Low level pissed but still.
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>>34805210
How could you post something like that, you fucking lunatic.
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>>34805216
Reverse cowgirl isn't the best position in literally any circumstance. Except maybe if you WANT to go to the er with a broken dick.
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Men
Tell me about the last game you played, sell me on it
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follow up:
men, would you start to also wear a furry tail alongside your gf, including out in public?
her feelings will be hurt if you say no..
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>>34805209
Nta
Good fursuits costs a lot of money. I bet a lot of them are your age.
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>>34805206
And they love you now?
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>>34805213
M
Some guy who didn't move for 10 seconds after the light turned green and then flipped me the bird when I tapped my horn. I'm really patient with that shit but come on dude, don't act like I'm the asshole.
>>
I think I need more milk.
Do you need milk?
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>>34805224
Uh, Football Manager
It's like sims but for sport?
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>>34805225
I thought about buying one for shits and giggles.
I’d wear one at home with her but in public it would be a rare occurrence.
Maybe while we’re running chores and doing groceries etc
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>>34805225
absolutely not, except to some sort of costume party or on halloween. we can like different things, i'm an opposites attract kind of guy.

>>34805230
i go through a few gallons a week so it's never a bad idea for me to pick some up when i'm out
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>>34805233
you wouldnt do that small thing for your gf? its just an accessory
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>>34805226
I'm sure there's plenty of old fucks who have that kind of shit
But I am too old to deal with that shit
It's only acceptable in a quirky gf and I'm too old for quirky
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>>34805224
It’s gonna be hard to sell you on Noita unless you are either
A) Into esoteric knowledge and hermeticism
B) played that flash game Powder
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>>34805237
POWDER nta but wow serious flashbacks hahaaaa get it flash... flashbacks
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>>34805224
Street Fighter 6. It's a great game if you like fighting on the street.
Jokes aside, it's my first traditional fighting game, and I'm liking it a lot. The alternate control set that doesn't require a billion motion inputs is a godsend. And all of the characters feel surprisingly different, both to play and to fight.
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>>34805224
Elden Ring Nightreign
Do you like FromSoftware games? Do you like roguelites? Do you like trying to do everything as fast as possible? Do you enjoy cooping? If the answer to all of the above is yes, then you'll probably like Nightreign
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What does hard cock feel like?
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>>34805234
it's an accessory that holds a pretty big connotation imo. i've got a closet full of latex clothes but i'm not going to wear that out in public for the same reason, even though latex is just a fabric.
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>>34805224
I played Mother. Old quirky RPG with some funny bits, some somber bits. Some very good music in it too. It made me feel sentimental.
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>>34805235
>too old for quirky
What a depressing way to live. Have some whimsy anon.
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>>34805244
thats so cool
can we see the clothes
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>>34805239
Goated flash game, I killed so many hours in late elementary and middle school on that
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>>34805247
Not for furry shit
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>>34805200
>My boobs got bigger

>>34805213
>What's the last thing that pissed you off?
Some bitch was complaining about her books getting bigger.
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I'm safety conscious, NIGGA. I take precautions, NIGGA.
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>>34805242
Hard and warm
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>>34805239
NTA also
I'm assuming it's some sort of gory snuff game
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>>34805225
I'd need a lot of convincing, but I'm not going to say it's a firm "never."
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>>34805250
If you don't like it that's one thing. Refusing to engage in anything that might be considered quirky is kinda weak tho.
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To my fellow men, any of you had a vasectomy? What was it like, what was recovery like, and was it worth it? I am in a committed relationship.
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>>34805221
Why didnt you tell your manager
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>>34805255
It's a physics sandbox game where you play with pixelated powders. And they have different colors and properties.
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Women
What would you do if it turned out the guy you were into had a bad porn addiction? Cut and run or try to help him quit it?
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>>34805233
I pick up 4 quarts of expensive delicious stuff and it lasts me like 3 weeks.
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>>34805260
I'm infertile now
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>>34805248
34271597 in the archive. i'm not posting another photo of myself here, sorry. and i'm away from home for a while anyway so i can't post the full wardrobe laid out on my bed or anything like that.
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>>34805249
real.
>>34805255
no. it's a physics simulator game
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I feel alone. Even though I’m not truly alone, I still feel that way. Even when I’m hanging out with my IRL friends, who are all women because I never seem to have any luck with guy friends, I feel disconnected because they’re all in their women’s world, where they can talk about specific things and fake flirt with each other, etc., and I’m just there.

The online person who I consider my best friend has finally made new friends recently after me mainly being his (he’s a trans man) only friend for years. It makes me happy that he’s talking to people, but I feel maybe a little envious that he can’t find any time to watch movies with me but can play games with his new friends at seemingly random times.

I don’t know. It’s probably just immaturity and being needy. I’m 23 and still live with my parents. I just feel isolated from everything in the world, including my girlfriend, and it makes me sad and suicidal.
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>>34805242
Cooked pork tenderloin
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Women thoughts on mamdani?
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>>34805261
I don't work there I just needed an onion.
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>>34805263
Try to help >him by draining the life out of his cock
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>>34805267
the addition of the ears are really cute :0
makes me wonder if latex tails are a thing
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>>34805242
Flex your bicep and feel that, it'll probably be pretty similar. The head has more of a spongey feeling than the shaft.
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>>34805258
nta, too old to be dancing to the whims of some hole
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>>34805271
He's the perfect mayor because he only runs on dumb vibes meanwhile he staved off a bankruptcy crisis by fucking over the city in the future as well as pensioners
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>>34805263
It depends, what kind of porn is he addicted to? How many hours does he spend watching/.
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>>34805271
Good brownie
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>>34805269
>23
you're a bloody child adult human.
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>>34805258
I mean even if I had any whimsicalaity I wouldn't waste it on a damn furry
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She'll let me text her
Won't let me touch her
She says we can't fuck
I'm like her brother
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>>34805271
Shit mayor for a state that deserves him. Glad I'm not a New Yorker.
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>>34805278
Idk, how about some options?
>regular heterosexual sex
>solo women masturbating or stripping
>erotic audio
>hentai
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>>34805278
He watches hours of wmaf, wmbf, wmlf, wmif, etc
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>>34805263
>Women
>What would you do if it turned out the guy you were into had a bad porn addiction? Cut and run or try to help him quit it?
Get him to watch less and encourage him to see a psychologist in case it interferes with his daily life activities.
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>>34805263
So we're not even together and I've somehow found out about this? I think I get the ick. I don't want to know about his porn consumption. Not saying he can't watch it but I am saying if I know what he's watching or when he's watching it he's doing something wrong.
>help him quit
The fuck am I supposed to do? If it's a true addiction having frequent sex with him isn't going to fix it.
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>>34805224
Balatro

Poker hands = numbers.
Tarot cards = bigger numbers.
Wild jokers = even bigger numbers.
Numbers go up, numbers get bigger, NUMBERS GO UP!
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>>34805274
silicone has been pretty popular lately in the scene and i know i've seen a few silicone tails for sale, but they're pretty expensive.
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>>34805284
For how many hours out of the day?
>>34805285
What is his race?
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>>34805277
>staved off a bankruptcy crisis by fucking over the city in the future
Qrd
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>>34805288
No, I meant to imply you were together, my bad
Like you go over and see his history and he frequently is visiting porn sites whenever he has downtime at home
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>>34805255
Jesus Christ anon what the fuck
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>>34805291
Maybe 2 or 3, whenever he has downtime he cranks one out to it
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I am not a furry but I want a furry gf
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>>34805294
Why am I seeing his history if he knows it's full of porn?
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>>34805297
That's barely an addiction.
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>>34805295
What? Kids loved playing all sorts of edgy and gory games back then, wasn't there one that was a torture simulator that got on fox news?
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>>34805295
Nta, there were some crazy flash “games” back in the day
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>>34805278
He draws animated cartoons of you and him having romantic hand-holding sex in the missionary position and never posts them anywhere but wanks to it.
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>>34805298
u dont get a furry gf without eventually becoming a furry bf
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>>34805189
>>34805199
What position would let you see that?
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>>34805303
UNBELIEVABLE RED FLAG.
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>>34805291
White
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The most desired I ever felt was when I was in a Discord call with a woman and her two male friends, and she privately messaged me to ditch the call and have a solo one with her. We ended up doing karaoke all night over screen share. We e-dated after that but it all fell apart and she was cheating.

Still, I think about the warmth I felt from it. I’ve even had real life girlfriends too.
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>>34805304
All I’ll say is that I’m not a furry yet but if a chick told me to yiff her some new neural pathways might get created
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>>34805308
Based
All the most fulfilling relationships I had were e-relationships
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>>34805301
>>34805302
I’m no stranger to torture chamber, kill your buddy, and the madness series but I don’t know why someone would jump from Powder to gore
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>>34805308
>g-rated e-dating a flirt
You never had a chance, anon
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>>34805304
>>34805298
>>34805188
>>34805184
>men how would u react if u had a gf who started clipping a fluffy tail to her pants all the time, including out in public.
>does that mean she's a furry? wouldn't care, i've secretly always wanted to fuck a furry girl even though i have no interest in wearing a fursuit myself.
>I am not a furry but I want a furry gf
>u dont get a furry gf without eventually becoming a furry bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3edVu5nAiyg
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>>34805315
Idk it just sounds vaguely creepy. Like you're grinding people into powder or blowing them up with TNT or something
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>>34805305
We were standing up and I was bent over. The mirror was to the side.
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>>34805314
>>34805308
It’s because e relationships require more emotional connection and upkeep than an irl one
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Either gender

What can you tell me about the worst relationship you ever had?
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I told my wife to stop showing me tiktoks because I bluntly said to her the shit she shows me isn’t funny and is a waste of time and she got mad at me for shutting her down. Two questions
>am I an asshole?
>am I wrong?
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>>34805303
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>>34805323
Standing doggy is one of the best. What were you bent over?
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>>34805188
Fursuits make up a rather small amount of the community and often times isn’t really a goal for a lot of them
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>>34805224
Apex Legends. For all it's faults, the gunplay is excellent, the movement feels nice, and it's easier than ever to get into. If you don't competitive shooters, than try 30xx. It's a Megaman X roguelite and once you get a hang of the combos it's pretty fun.
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>>34805326
Yes and yes
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>>34805325
She sold her body to someone else for a visa
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last time i blogged about winking to this chick at gym like an autist

today she was doing squats next to me and at one point we had eye contact and smiled to eachother

i didnt approach her though
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>>34805326
Well now you don't get to communicate through tiktoks and she's gonna show them to another man instead of you, cuck.
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>>34805324
She was a BPD gore lover, so I don’t think it would’ve ever worked out, sadly. But at the time, I was kind of a brat who needed to be humbled by the world. That wouldn’t happen until years later, but I kind of miss the days where I was more reckless because I got more sensations with e-girls. It’s for the best that it’s over though.
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Tiktok is cancer made for unfunny and low iq retards. Women basically
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>>34805283
Why don't you like new york?
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>>34805326
Yes, no. When my sisters send me tiktoks it's an act of affection they send me shit that reminds them of me. She might have been trying to share something of herself with you and you shut her down. It's a dumb medium but she was trying to connect with you through her humor. You're not wrong for not finding it funny but you are a dick for saying it.
>>34805328
I don't even remember it was something that usually wasn't in the middle of my living room. Chair maybe?
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i either need a gen z boyf wholl understand the tiktoks i send him and even send me some back
or a gen x boyf wholl find it endearing even if he doesn’t get it and send me facebook memes back.
millennial men are just plain boring and too uptight.
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>>34805342
My last millennial boyfriend was addicted to Instagram.
Try the bi ones.
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>>34805342
>millennial men are just plain boring and too uptight.
We want you to send us 240p youtube skits from 2009
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>>34805326
Asshole, but not wrong. Tiktok shit is annoying but if she likes it, you should at least humor her.

>>34805325
I hate feeling like I'm on eggshells. If I'm more on guard with my partner than I am with strangers or coworkers, the entire relationship is fucked.
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I give up.
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>>34805346
On what?
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>>34805341
I see your point. She was sharing a stupid trend that I didn’t care to see and I entertained it until it just became a 2 minute search for a specific video of said trend. I also prefaced that I did NOT want to see tiktoks before this all happened and I was clear about it
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Two movies tonight, just call me Mr. Movies.
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>>34805350
Hail the king! The king of mooovies!
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>>34805345
Why does saying what you’re truly thinking (even if you know you’ll come off as a dick at times) feels so much more liberating than walking on eggshells, even if arguments ensue?
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>>34805108
>>34805029
>I was with you until the blatant transphobia.
>Jarvis, make me a woman
Go away AGP trannies
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What fantasy should I imagine tonight?
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>>34805144
My nipples are a little less than 3/4 of an inch
a little less than 2 cm
It divides into 1/3rd portions pretty conveniently
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>>34805339
You know what, fuck it I'll give it a shot.
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuD8AUP7ing
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>>34805356
M or F?
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>>34805332
Was she french?
Cause this happened to a buddy of mine, is that you Blake?
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if anon was an animal he'd be an ant eater
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Fellas
Are social media addicted women a red flag to you?
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>>34805298
I'm not sure if I'm a furry exactly but I'd do a partial fursuit since I like cosplay
>>34805271
he seems alright but I'm not even american
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>>34805339
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tORQRMae56o
From one of my favorite albums all the way back in college
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>>34805358
>english songs only
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>>34805356
Draggon deez nutz
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>>34805359
M
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>>34805360
Nope. He had known std’s too and she took it raw at his whim.
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>>34805363
It's only a red flag if she's blatantly attention whoring. If she's just scrolling social media a lot it's not something I'm into but a lot of people are like that so whatever.
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>>34805339
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjlQj_6wuA4
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>>34805353
Because you value honesty and knowing where you stand. A partner is somebody you should be able to be completely open with, and having to be careful with what you say to avoid judgment or whatever is unhealthy.
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>>34805371
Taking in a damaged android girl that you repair, and then fuck
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>>34805372
Fucking RIP bro
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>>34805378
>female hands
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>>34805332
My moms friends are always trying to pawn their relatives off onto me so they can get a green card. I should take them up on that offer.
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state gender, what's the most interesting thought you've had while on drugs?
for me its (f, weed) just thinking I'm an alien flying through space on this planet
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I hope the counter epsteins are torturing perez with cia weapons.
Do you guys have any unhinged takes?
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>>34805363
Yes
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>>34805339
Wtf does this mean
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>>34805383
Nuh uh, I'm playing Dragon Ball right this second.
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>>34805385
Apparently when I got my wisdom teeth removed I said that UFOs aren't driven by aliens, but "us from their world." Whatever that means.
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>>34805363
I'm addicted to this social platform so what can I really say
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>>34805385
>t. smoked weed for the first time
M
Probably the fourth time I took shrooms and understood my obsession with time was silly.
I used to rigorously test and time my drug use to maximize its effects but when you really understand that sometimes 5 minutes can feel like 15 and 30 minutes can go by in 10 and you have no real control over it you learn to let go and accept things as they are more.
That or the time I took salvia and thought I was never getting sober again because I had been transported into a new world and new life.
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>>34805385
Uh
Weed doesn't make me hallucinate my high thoughts are basically indistinguishable from shower thoughts.
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>>34805384
You’d have to actually get married though
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>>34805386
Her legs and bra on the left are turning me way the fuck on
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>>34805392
whoa, you are the alien
>>34805394
not my first time but I tend to do a moderately large edible dose weekly. i always also think about how I'm autistic for some reason lol
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men wwyd if i grabbed ur ass in public
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>>34805269
Why don't you feel close to your gf?
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Femanons, do you ever watch porn with your bf? Do you read smut with him?
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>>34805407
nah, I don't read smut or watch porn. I think its weird to if you have a partner
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>>34803139
>i’m only sympathetic towards women here
Based if F, cringe if M
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>>34805383
>male admitting he doesn't care about being honest
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>>34805397
I think I could tank it, maybe convert to mormonism
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>>34805399
>i always also think about how I'm autistic for some reason
ME TOO
I thought microdosing would help. It didn't.
>>34805401
I would jump forward. Be alarmed. Turn to look at the offender and if they're cute I'd close back in.
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>>34805379
Why would an android girl have a pussy?
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>>34805410
When a girl says she wants her man to be honest, what she actually means is that she wants him to gush praise toward her or tell her how special she is to him. There is absolutely zero desire for actual honesty.
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Gender

If a woman has a big ass will it make louder plaps?
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>>34805407
No. >He's plenty sexy.
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>>34805417
Two words
Surface area
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>>34805417
M
I haven't dealt with any black asses but my intuition tells me that the larger surface area would act as a muffler
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>>34805407
No
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>>34805414
Because you install one, duh
>anon, this new pelvic unit has some parts I'm unfamiliar with, could you instruct me on their functionality?
>you have a dataset to import that will help? xhamster.rar? very well, importing...
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>>34805401
Slaps yours
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>>34805417
A glaze of sweat does most of that
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ladies, would you feel weird or uncomfortable if your boyfriend/husband enjoyed watching you shower? like a normal shower, not trying to make a show of it
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>>34805429
No.
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>>34805429
Not weird if he wants to shower with me
Weird if he wants to pull up a chair
Not necessarily opposed but it is a little strange
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>>34805429
Used to get my girl to face time me at work when she took a shower.
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>>34805190
Fag
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>>34805434
?
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>>34805184
in public i would wearily accept it but in private i'd want her to go the whole 9 yards and indulge my petplay fetish
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Today I looked at the mirror, pointed at myself and said "DON'T DO THIS!"
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>>34805436
He is implying you're gay
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>>34805439
What’s gay about it?
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>>34805413
>ME TOO
>I thought microdosing would help. It didn't.
its the weirdest thing. i always think people are just being nice to me because I'm autistic...
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>Gender
Who's the hottest youtuber?
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>>34805448
m
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>>34805432
This is my foreplay
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>>34805448
f
jerma
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>>34805448
Probably Dodger, but I haven't seen her since TB died.
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I want mommy's nipple in my mouf
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>>34805448
*lick*
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AND ALL YOU WANTED WAS SOMEBODY WHO CARED
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Chat, was this assault?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOpgpzRk4uc
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>>34805448
Emiru
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>>34805461
Yes. She touched his no no square.
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>>34805461
Anything done to any IRL streamer is acceptable.
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>>34805461
More like CNC because that was an actress doing something that was scripted
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>>34805461
Lmao
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>>34805448
F
Technically not a youtuber but I've had a crush on xqc for years now, lanky pale men with big noses are godsend.
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>>34805461
F
Not if it's done by a woman, no.
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>>34805475
Is he the one that started the "chat is this real" meme?
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>>34805478
NTA
Yes, and he invented "it is what it is". But he fell off now after selling his soul and is now doing boring gambling streams and is fucking OF bitches.
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>>34805475
Reminds me of my ex except for the eyes
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>>34805480
>he invented "it is what it is"
It’s hilarious the bullshit you retards believe
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>>34805475
Women have such shit taste
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>>34805480
>fucking OF bitches
Doesn't sound like a bad arrangement
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>>34805448
>Who's the hottest youtuber?
M
This baddie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH1EzXQ1y0s
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>>34805486
Post your face if you're hotter.
There are other women that are fine with the wicker basket and silent blocky link.
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>>34805486
Someone's jealous
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>>34805486
Gay men and straight women aren't looking for the same features
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Mad cuz I'm right
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Growing up is realizing that bee yourself was the best advice
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>>34805495
I mean the guy is damned near retarded. He can’t be pretty enough for that level of stupid.
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>>34805498
>bee yourself
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>>34805499
he's just not terribly articulate due to language barrier and his accent
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Every single time I am about to quit nicotine I seen some more dumb shit from women that demoralizes me and I need to have a smoke to calm down.
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>>34805496
>>34805499
You're probably a twink, so your idea of good looking is a bear
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>>34805503
That's what you get for letting yourself view women when you are mentally ill.
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>>34805502
He couldn’t comprehend condensation on his cup. It’s not just the accent.
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>>34805505
NTA Bears are Hot AF
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>>34805503
Hey retard, maybe don't scroll ragebait? Mean girls are literally killing you, lmao
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>>34805508
Choosing the bear I see
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Women
How would you feel if your bf proposed to you right after fucking
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>>34805510
nothings better than bears
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>>34805514
Gay
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>>34805508
>>34805510
>Grizzly / Brown Bear: Reaches about 7 to 8 feet tall.
>Kodiak Bear: Can stand over 10 feet tall.
>Polar Bear: Reaches 8 to 10 feet tall. As the largest living land carnivore, they are the tallest when fully upright.

Menbros, how do we compete with bears?? It's always the height
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>>34805516
And they have BBC. It's over.
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>>34805516
>they are the tallest when fully upright
As opposed to when slouching??? Such useless extra words.
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When you masturbate do you grind and hump something or you stay still and stroke with your hand? To me the latter feels way better and I only just started doing it that way because I got a fleshlight. It must activate some sort of chakras when you gyrate like that.
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>>34805518
Anon, how many legs do they walk on?
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>>34805515
ur loss
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>>34805511
Decline
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For non-penis-havers, If you had a penis would you stand to pee in the women's bathroom or would that be too embarrassing
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>>34805520
Slamming my hips into something feels way better but it's a lot of work
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>>34805521
Is there literally anything that’s not the tallest when fully upright?
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>>34805525
No, I'd sit to pee regardless. Standing to pee is messy.
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>>34805448
F
Rich Evans
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>>34805525
The others would just think I'm hovering so I don't touch the seat it wouldn't be an issue.
If someone did sus me out I would be more worried about being assaulted by a Karen than being embarrassed.
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>>34805529
It could've been worded better. But it's saying they are the longest land predator.
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>>34805530
>you will never feel the simple pleasure of point and shoot
Feels good to be male.
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>>34805533
>longest land predator
What about snakes

or like a tiger. Can be as tall as a bear just not as bulky.
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have you ever loved someone so much it hurt
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>>34805429
A normal shower is not sexy to watch, soaping my ass, ears and between the toes. If I’m not washing my hair I’m wearing an ugly shower cap. Why would anyone watch that.
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>>34805528
Same, I like putting an onahole between two mattresses so I can thrust like I'm fucking a woman.
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>>34805525
Sit. I have no idea how to use one
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>>34805541
>doesn’t step her foot up to wash legs and ass.
I guess other girls are just naturally more sexy
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>>34805531
>.>
Dis you
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>>34805545
Step up on what
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>>34805534
I can still point and shoot cummies, retard.
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>>34805545
What?
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>>34805537
You're right about constrictors. I'm not sure then.
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>>34805546
No
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>>34805433
Kek, I did this a lot with my e-gfs.
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>>34805541
That's hot though because you have a female body which I like looking at and seeing in motion
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>>34805553
Whaaaaa? No way there are TWO women that like fat men.
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>>34805541
>A normal shower is not sexy to watch, soaping my ass
Femanon, read this again. There's no way you're that naive.
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>>34805544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMWa7opsnxw&t=46s
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>>34805547
>>34805550
Op is a geriatric with one of these and assumes everyone else also has one
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WHAT THE FUCK
CHARLES CHRISTOPHER WHITE JR
DEAD AT 32???
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>>34805531
I reiterate, women have shit taste
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she makes me so happy
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>>34805561
Nice try, perez. That'll be a lashing.
*blasts https://youtu.be/CO9FcZxBe4k through the vent in subsonic pitches*
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>>34805564
FUCK how did you know the bait was intended for you?
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Femanons, thoughts on the female youtubers moids have submitted as the hottest? Good taste?
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>>34805559
Timestamp didn’t work. 46 seconds
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>>34805555
lol okay
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>>34805566
I wasn't paying attention
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>>34805566
No
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>>34805566
I missed this, I haven't submitted any hot female youtuber
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>>34805556
Shut up
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>>34805565
Um. I can read.
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>>34805559
>>34805567
Nta. It did, but you have to click the hyperlink. Timestamps don't work with embeds
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>>34805566
Not a woman but who the fuck thirsts for YouTubers that's the gayest zoomer shit I ever heard

Just kidding Boxxy is still the GOAT
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>>34805558
Okay okay. Not trying is still sexy, got it
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>>34805572
>>34805570
Here >>34805448
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>>34805561
He died doing what he loved, protecting the rights of trans kids and drinking Prime.
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>>34805448
yes I like mid women how could you tell?
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>>34805579
I didn't miss it I just didn't care.
Looking now I don't know any of these women and I'm not looking them up. Sorry.
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>>34805584
jealous foid
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>>34805541
>"What do you mean??? Soaping my ass?? My round ass?? Lathering my tits??? Making the curves slick??? The light bouncing off of wet curves as I shower???? What do you mean??? It's not hot it's a shower why would anyone find that hot???"

Girls are a trip lol "I'm just pretending I'm not fishing for thirsty guys"
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>>34805562
Nah
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>>34805584
Why respond to say you're not going to respond? It's like asking if you can ask a question.
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>>34805566
Didn’t see it, don’t care
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>>34805582
I really hope that’s ai generated
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>>34805589
I was asked for my thoughts. "I don't have any" is a valid answer to the question?
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theres a giant hole in my shirt where my armpit is and u can see glimpse of my booba sometimes
men do u ever feel any sort of weirdness towards being outside shirtless? ur nipples are exposed
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>>34805593
are you the same femanon that asked if we would be ok with dating a girl with holes in her shirt?
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>been sexting with an alt baddie
>she wants to meet irl
How can I know she's a real person and doesn't just want to steal my kidney?
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>>34805595
was it a post made several months ago?
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>>34805587
No wonder I make so much money on streaming, once I adjusted my bra.
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do you spit your gum or do you sallow it?
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>>34805592
Alright.
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>>34805597
yeah, don't know why I still remember it
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>>34805593
You're doing the female thing again where you only notice shirtless Chads.
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>>34805602
lol yes that was me, thats crazy that u remember that
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i wish this whore at my work would leave me alone

she dresses slutty af and then makes a point to cut in front of me and strut like she's on a catwalk, bend over when i'm looking in her direction, etc

she has a bf she complains about to her friend and i'm pretty sure she's already slept with a nigger we work with

she's extremely cute and knows how to act adorable so if she didn't dress like a slut you mighty not ever suspect her
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i may be a pervert but i am allowed to feel and want love
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>>34805596
Starbucks
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>>34805598
The Stormfall33 strategy
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>>34805593
No but if I go out with sweatpants and no underwear I feel weird about my junk flopping around and my pants folding around it
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>>34805604
Oh great, an attention whore is validated
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it should be illegal for fat men to walk around shirtless it's fucking gross
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>>34805520
f, I use a full palm and rub against my clitoris
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>>34805603
It's more like you see the rest of them normally but there's some sort of ethereal spotlight shining on the hot one.
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>>34805611
0/10 ragebait
>>34805610
dont be mean
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state gender, what are you listening to right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88oxXNtUpJ4
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>>34805603
The fucking dick bulge lol it's like a Tom of Finland drawing with none of the skill
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>>34805612
You must be good at Mario party minigames
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>>34805612
I do this but with my penis
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>>34805596
But she could be a real demon that will instead take your liver.
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>>34805609
you must be pretty hung to have to worry about it moving that much.. o_o
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>>34805608
Don’t know what that is, don’t need a strategy if it takes zero effort
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>>34805616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjxKg2_N0Mk
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>>34805596
Is she the food truck one?
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>>34805617
I've never actually played Mario party before
>>34805618
on the glans?
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>>34805624
She has big tits, that's it
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>>34805604
I have a good memory
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>>34805598
How are the simps?
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>>34805628
>on the glans?
no, on the whole shaft
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>>34805622
foids go stupid at the thought of big dong its so silly
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>>34805541
me watching you shower
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>>34805622
small dicks do that too, mine is only 7 inches and it does that too
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>>34805634
It's kinda cute imo
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>>34805622
It can be a little distracting
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why do women always think im exaggerating when i say i need to spread to make room for my balls
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>>34805642
because u guys spread like \__/ not like V
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hello manlets
do you wish for TTD
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>>34805642
Because women are incapable of empathizing with anything that doesn’t have to do with them.
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>>34805644
>TTD
Talloid? No, I don't begrudge women their preferences. I wouldn't like it if they zapped redheads out of existence.
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>>34805644
what is that
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>>34805644
The trade desk stock?
Total temporary disability?
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>>34805647
tallfag
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why dont manlets just date very short women (>5'2)
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>>34805644
>hello manlets
>do you wish for TTD
No. I will take my place among the talls someday.
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>>34805649
Ur sentence is gay
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if i had a gf that was shorter than 5'3" or 5'2" id pick her up and hug her like a teddy bear and then spin her around until i got dizzy and fell over
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the feminine urge to slap man ass
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>>34805650
A woman under 5' said I was too short, lol
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>>34805582
this is just john bernthal if he was a foid
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>>34805644
I pray for tmd
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>>34805642
I as a man can easily sit with my legs closed, don't get why you people need to manspread, it's fucking annoying
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>>34805655
how tall r u
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>>34805650
They still think I'm short
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i wish it was socially acceptable to have my dingaling on display
women wouldnt give a fuck about me being short because they'd also be able to see my dick which would compensate
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>>34805650
I reckon its more of an ick for short women because they can see that the manlet is visibly shorter than his competition
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my back hurts, women why did you do this to me?
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For the big dicked manlets: would (You) trade it for an average dick if it meant you'd be > 6ft?
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>>34805615
F
https://youtu.be/VEizKmZlUAw?is=xObpfKbsKVlpNScb
Getting pumped up for today
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>>34805664
Sorry, was my dick too big?
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>>34805665
is 177cm considered a manlet?
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>>34805665
I'd trade in a half inch to be 5'11"
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>>34805660
5'7.5
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>>34805668
Depends on the country
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>>34805636
Yeah.. I think my mistake was describing a scenario I don’t feel sexy in, forgetting guys like literally anything
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>>34805670
ya shes batshit insane
bullet dodged, good for u
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>>34805665
Fuck no. Tall fags only get away with being tall cause women can't compare dicks through clothes, if they knew every dude's package then hung manlets would rule the world.
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>>34805663
Yeah, the shorter a chick is, the less common it is to not have to look up at him.
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>>34805665
>For the big dicked manlets: would (You) trade it for an average dick if it meant you'd be > 6ft?
Yes, certainly
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>>34805673
hey I'm just watching I never said I was aroused
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>>34805675
The cope is impressive
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it's amazing how some lines on a woman's body can activate my neurons so hard and make me all drippy
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>>34805674
so desperate and needy baka
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>>34805674
Idk, anon. She's got a tall fiance, a cushy job, charisma. She seems happy.
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>>34805680
It's not really cope bro. Ask yourself this: would a woman prefer a 4 inch man who is 6ft, or a 5'7 guy with a thick 7 incher?

The answer is obvious.
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>>34805678
lol you funny
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>>34805673
We don't like literally anything, we like you soaping up your curves. Why is that surprising?
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>>34805670
>8 inch difference isn’t enough for her
You don’t want to be with her brother
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Hello am back from party and tipsy and want dih
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>>34805687
>We don't like literally anything
Nta but this is patently false nigga
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>>34805681
I don't understand how you weirdos can just ignore the boobs
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>>34805673
It’s alright, by and large chicks don’t know what’s actually sexy. Some of funniest shit is watching a chick try to be sexy for you.
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>>34805687
Too late for that
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>>34805691
I don't jerk off to women's elbows
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>>34805694
To late for what?
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>>34805685
You idiots put a lot more stake in dick size than chicks actually do.
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My mother used to cut a large hole in the side of any bag to get into it. Cereal coffee snacks deli meats you name it. Why did she do this.
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>>34805692
anon I don't know even as a child my eyes would naturally be drawn to women's armpits instead of their boobs (not that I dislike boobs of course) I don't know why god made me like this
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>>34805689
Lol, I think it was 10 inches actually.
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>>34805697
Now who's the one coping.
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>>34805698
Is she uh, legally allowed to drive? Or live alone without a caretaker?
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Male anons may I please see peepees?
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>>34805705
its ugly and tiny FUCK OFF
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>>34805699
Hope there wasn't some abusive shit going on
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>>34805707
I said please, geez
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>>34805704
Yes she is not senile.
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>>34805707
Lock it up!
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>>34805700
Imagine a 5’6” chick saying 6’4” was too short for her. That’s what you were dealing with.
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>>34805703
The truth is never cope.
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>>34805685
>The answer is obvious.
Yeah, the former
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>>34805708
I mean... yes there was abuse but nothing that had anything to do with armpits...
anon now you got me thinking about my past
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>>34805683
wait me? how
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>>34805711
I was asking if she was legitimately retarded not if she was senile. If she's always done it then it doesn't make sense to assume it's something she's doing because she's old and her brain is failing. It was just broken from the start.
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>>34805716
Turbocope.
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>>34805684
Yeah, the bullet dodged only applies if she was actually crazy or a bad person. But she just wanted a tall guy, like any attractive female with tons of options would.
The girls who like short guys, they also wouldn't care if you were a dog or a black guy.
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>>34805712
wtf is up with people talking about locking penises up ts is mad gay bro seek therapy
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>>34805719
No if she was retarded or demented then I'd have my answer. Didn't always do this.
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>>34805665
>For the big dicked manlets: would (You) trade it for an average dick if it meant you'd be > 6ft?
I get that women would be more attracted to me. But I've had this body for long time, getting a new one feels like it wouldn't "be me"
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Men, do you all really like the goth girl aesthetic? or do you prefer soft and feminine?
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>>34805713
That does make sense when you put it that way.
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>>34805726
goth if done tastefully is absolutely angelic.
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>>34805726
It excites a different part of my brain
But it's purely sexual 2bh I probably wouldn't date one
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>>34805724
>didn't always do this
Are you SURE she's not developing dementia then? You might not realize it if you're just visiting her for a few hours at a time. Arthritis?
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>>34805720
Anon, I'm exactly what you described.
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>>34805726
Goth girl can be soft and feminine though
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>>34805726
I like both. It'd be cool to have a gf that could switch between the two.
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>>34805728
See? Never let a woman shape your perception of yourself.
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>>34805723
my legs are softer than yours and I'm a moid
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>>34805730
nta but I'm pretty Goth (all black, black makeup, boots, etc) why no to dating?
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>>34805673
>Yeah.. I think my mistake was describing a scenario I don’t feel sexy in, forgetting guys like literally anything

Oh shut up you know exactly what your strategy is: "teehee I'm in a thread with mostly guys. Teehee here I am going to describe soaping up my ass in a shower, totally not fishing for attention!"
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>>34805738
He's a man, too.
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>>34805731
Yes I don't think so. I live with her she's only in her 50s. No arthritis
But you know what I've had the sneaking suspicion that she might be autistic or something
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>>34805743
lol
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>>34805723
>>34805742
You manic again?
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hmm
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>>34805745
Being autistic doesn't make you do weird nonsensical shit like that.
>only in her 50s
My great grandmother had dementia at 35. If you're actually concerned you should ask her why she does it that way.
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>>34805740
They crazy. It's also extremely loud and clashes with me and my life aesthetically. I find subculture slop in general to be kind of cringe. Like chill with the fuckin dress up this ain't monster high.
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>>34805742
show armpits
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Men, How would you describe your aesthetic in terms of how you dress? What's the most common thing you wear and what's the most unique thing you wear?
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>>34805742
Squeezems
>>34805741
Shut up fag
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>>34805741
Nothing what I described was sexy, it’s you. Dumb pervy fuck
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>>34805732
And what proof do you have to suggest that I am wrong moron
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>>34805750
>My great grandmother had dementia at 35
That sounds a lot more like the polite way of saying she went crazy.
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>>34805752
idk if I'm crazy anymore (after therapy) but I do still cut occasionally so I guess so. thats the thing, I don't exactly dress subculture I just dress in black which is essentially Goth, but I wouldn't look out of place with other goths
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>>34805755
exercise clothing and black tshirts
>inb4 mockery
yes i am a subhuman soulless member of the goycattle masses i know
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>>34805759
You didn't provide any evidence yourself. These are opinions.
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>>34805755
just wear jeans and black shirts
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>>34805750
Idk what else to call it, she does a lot of weird nonsensical stuff and she's kinda weird socially
>My great grandmother had dementia at 35.
That's fucked up but I don't really see it. She can hold convos doesn't forget things at least no more than me, doesn't get lost or confused
>If you're actually concerned you should ask her why she does it that way.
She says it's "more comfortable" but it makes me spill shit constantly or tear the bag more to get things deep in there
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>>34805764
>>34805769
>black shirts
but like, any particular design on them? band shirt perhaps? cmon
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>>34805755
>Men, How would you describe your aesthetic in terms of how you dress?
I don't have one. From middle school to college I was a skater.
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>>34805773
so u do have an aesthetic, skater.
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>>34805755
Jeans and a t-shirt.
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>>34805774
I'm 32. That's ancient history at this point.
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>>34805755
I really don't know how to describe it in one word. It's kinda rockstary kinda outdoorsy kinda preppy. Favs and unique /common are my black denim jacket and Chelsea boots.
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>>34805778
but ur never too old to do the things you enjoy :[
also 32 isnt even that old
why does this board treat 30s like its 50s
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Male anons why is going on? Do you not like girls or something?
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>>34805758
>Nothing what I described was sexy, it’s you. Dumb pervy fuck
Sure sure whatever you say Mrs. Soapy ass. Teehee "does my ass look weird when its soapy?" Fuck outta here
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>>34805779
Did you not read that the question was posed to men?
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>>34805781
We do we just dislike attention whores. It gives us the ICK. Except the needy clingy virgin losers, they love girls like you
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>>34805780
I'm a bit world weary.
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>>34805772
wearing logos and advertisements is too cattlemode even for me
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>>34805780
Retard, he’s saying that he grew out of being a sketerbro.
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>>34805763
>I do still cut occasionally
Yeah that's what I mean
>I don't exactly dress subculture I just dress in black
Lol doesn't sound too goth then. Band tees and docs?
Not too big a fan of stylized makeup either
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>>34805786
Please I’m drunk I need you guys
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>>34805784
Bud are you retarded
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>>34805786
I'm a needy, clingy, virgin loser. and I still can't lower myself enough to simp for her
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Does anyone want to spit swap a zyn pouch back and forth?
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>>34805781
I'll start caring when you start posting your bare tits and pussy with your legs together and up
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>>34805792
Get off the thread then before you embarrass yourself like last time, especially if you're drunk. That isn't a suggestion that's an order, go to sleep.
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>>34805772
no nothing on them but I do want a gundam shirt that I saw the other day
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>>34805789
More like I can't be bothered.
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>>34805790
idk its hard to explain. black lipstick, winged eyeliner and mascara, black dress, stockings and docs is what I'm usually wearing. and cutting was just a lapse I'm still trying to quit it
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>>34805792
You know the rules
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>>34805780
30 is the new 50
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>>34805802
NTA. You sound hot
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Men, imagine youre in public and all the sudden a woman walks over and stands right in front of you, lifts your shirt up, and positions herself closer to you before putting it back down, with her now under your shirt.
What do?
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>>34805798
>>34805803
Don't encourage her retards, she's drunk and has mental issues and you're coaxing her into doing fucked up shit for your jollies, that's Pajeet behaviour lads, stop that
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>>34805806
thanks! it took me a while to figure out my style but I think I've got it now
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>>34805778
>>34805780
I'm 26 and will turn 27 in a few months
My youth is gone now and I have no significant fun memories, just a shitty childhood that turned into shitty adulthood. I'll try to destroy myself in a few years to not see 30
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>>34805810
She's already done it so many times she gets off on it, she's a bonafide whore
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>>34805811
Yw. Good luck with your recovery.
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>>34805813
I don't care it's still fucking weak behaviour to take advantage, just ignore and don't engage
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>>34805809
Carry her home in my kangaroo pouch. Free foid.
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>>34805815
I'm not taking advantage of anything if she wants to do it she will and if she doesn't she won't. Quit being a faggot
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>>34805812
How do you know life wont improve by then or even after 30s, dont give up.
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>>34805812
That sucks to hear. My home life wasn't the best, but I can at least look back at old games and the old internet fondly.
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>>34805809
Is she hot?
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>>34805817
You are you dense retard if you know her to have mental issues and she says she's drunk and you know she has issues about wanting attention and she's made embarrassing situations for herself before then if you encourage her to do it again you're a Pajeet coded loser
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>>34805809
This makes no sense. What sort of oversized shit are you wearing?
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>>34805823
>she's made embarrassing situations for herself
Not too embarrassed to keep doing it
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I'd rather see more of this baddie >>34803855
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>>34805824
just play along >:(((
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>>34805760
No it was early onset Alzheimer's it's a thing. Apparently she was always a little "slow" but she was a functional adult for a hot second before she started deteriorating.
>>34805771
>more comfortable
I'd look into the arthritis thing then. "More comfortable" in what way?
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>>34805826
Yeah almost like she has mental issues that are recurring huh. Fucking nigger behaviour dude and I shouldn't have to be telling you that as a man as well, just ignore her when she is like that
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>>34805797
I'll swap gum but that feels like too much.
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>>34805813
I posted boobs once over a year ago I’m not a whore
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do i need to get fat and lose a ton of weight and post before and afters to get attention from the moids on here or what
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>>34805823
Boohoo nigga cry me a river. She's a whore and the architect of her own issues she doesn't deserve any sympathy because she's le poor young exploitable girl :(((( fuck off with your faggot simpery, she won't fuck you
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>>34805833
So the boob from the freakout a few weeks ago wasn't even yours?
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>>34805797
Zyns are gay you're supposed to share a cigarette
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>>34805819
What would improve? Everyone has families or long-term partners already. I missed out on that and I'm too old, I only have more hookers and more health issues to look forward to
>>34805820
Adulthood is actually better in a way that I can afford food and don't have to worry about having no electricity anymore
But I'm still aware that I'm behind everyone and have a grim future ahead if I kept going until 50-60
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>>34805792
carve the letter D on your leg
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>>34805829
>early onset Alzheimer's it's a thing
Not a hundred years ago.
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>>34805833
You posted your full tit on a blue board a few weeks ago and post yourself in general constantly with this facade of ditziness when you're just fishing for compliments from thirsty guys
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>>34805834
You need to be attractive
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>>34805835
It's not faggot simpery to tell you to stop being a bottom feeding parasite, how hard is it for you to stop being an impulsive dog? You just need to choose not to hit on her post number and choose not to type shit to her but you do it anyway because you're acting brown
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>>34805839
Why D?
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>>34805834
No just get fat please
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>>34805809
"im sorry about the mustard, there's not usually so much mustard in there"
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>>34805837
That's less romantic though
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>>34805842
but im chopped :<
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>>34805809
I'd probably turn red and stammer
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>>34805839
Now that’s the line where i’ll agree with anon to not encourage that shit
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>>34805845
just do it :)
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>>34805844
I really don't care if she posts anything nor do I expect her to follow through. It's funny to fuck with people on anonymous imageboard and you're taking to too seriously Mr white knight Saar you can choose to ignore my throwaway creepposting
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>>34805850
Work on your booty
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>>34805834
you need to post armpit
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>>34805837
How is one administration route of nicotine more homosexual than another? Cigarettes are more phallic if anything.
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>>34805856
i already did, armpit fetishist anon
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>>34805849
Maybe if you live outside of the civilized world
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>>34805858
you didn't post your right armpit though
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>>34805834
I'm just not into chubby chasers. If you were a size queen we could talk.
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>>34805854
Lol "it's not serious it was just a joke" nah 'saar' you're the spooky Indian coded fuck not me. Just think with your head and not your dick next time
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>>34805861
can i ask why not? do you think its objectifying?
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>>34805852
I know, but I'm hoping that will make her stop posting
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>>34805840
It was discovered/described in 1906.
She was probably diagnosed at some point in the 30s, maybe 40s.
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I had no cheese for my sandwich so I used some crushed doritos
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>>34805866
She’s bipolar and drunk. Be careful what you encourage
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>>34805864
No, I like being objectified. I'm just not fat.
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>>34805870
well if u like and want to be objectified then i could do that for u if u just yk
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she won't do it because she doesn't want our attention
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>>34805827
>I'd rather see more of this baddie
You know the ass must be great with hips like those
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>>34805874
Nah, I already have heart problems. I can't burden it further with obesity.
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>>34805862
If I was horny I'd go to one of the multitudes of porn boards and bust a nut instead of sitting with my dick in my hand waiting for her stretch marked flabsters that she'll never deliver. Idk why you're on 4chan of all places and getting upset that I'm not doing some good boy protect da whorez larp like you, she's not a decent woman and I'm fucking with her because she's made to be fucked with
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>>34805874
so desperate....
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>>34805882
fair enough
y do u have heart problems anyways
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>>34805829
I don't know in what way that's all she said when I asked. I don't think it's arthritis she's never mentioned it and I haven't seen anything else indicating it, I don't see how slashing a hole in the bag rather than cutting the top off would help with that anyway
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>>34805884
its atoga, we are all desperate
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>>34805883
It's not a larp or good boy shit to refrain from being a creepy Pajeet-minded bottom feeding loser, I am not a good man at all but I know depraved shit when I see it and you're just as depraved if not more so because she has bipolar and she is drunk, what's your excuse?
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Anybody else like a sleeper build on a chick?
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>>34805886
Stabbing the bag and cutting the middle is absolutely easier on the hands than cutting off a corner.
Ask her to clarify what she means by more comfortable or stop thinking about it.
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>>34805726
>Men, do you all really like the goth girl aesthetic? or do you prefer soft and feminine?
I want to ravage the latter. I want to be ravaged by the former.
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Male anonsssss
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>>34805890
My excuse is who gives a shit, she's a whore who's already debased herself over and over, who fucking cares what happens to her, she's not gonna do it anyway.
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>>34805895
what sort of thing would you want me to do?
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>>34805887
yeah I'm horny, so what?
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>>34805783
You made up a scenario that triggered you, amazing
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>>34805901
Nta can I see your soapy ass
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>>34805901
NTA
Please just let me lick your soapy pussy in the shower!!! I'll do good!
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im baking a cake, who wants some (moids only)
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>>34805905
You've already got the cake tho
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>>34805903
>wants to eat soap
Why do you want diarrhea?
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>>34805905
what kind of cake?
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>>34805899
Oh, you were asking as a goth chick? Now I'm flustered.
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>>34805909
tiramisu
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>>34805908
i'll endure it for you...
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>>34805905
I'll have some, thanks anon
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>>34805905
Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting for me please
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>>34805896
Yes hello how do you do
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>>34805910
well I'm Goth adjacent. not the op but >>34805802
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honestly i decided im just gonna quit runescape entirely. i dont have it in me to play soulless number go up slop anymore. it's sooooooooooooooooo fucking boring man. it genuinely just feels disrepectful to myself to keep playing this shit.
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>>34805912
pass
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>>34805916
Hiiii I’m tipsy and horny!
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>>34805911
here you go I saved you a slice
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>>34805920
f, I tried run escape in primary school and found it so boring. why do guys like it so much?
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>>34805922
why are men so mean to me
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>>34805923
>flirting with the gentiles when she gets drunk
bad jewess! bad!
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>>34805918
Ok, so my biggest fantasy is for her to bite me while she rides me.
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>>34805925
cause we played it in our childhood. the magic is long gone though.
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>>34805905
>moids only
You won't have any?
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these types of niggas are on ATOGA as we speak and they still haven't bought a gf
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>>34805928
nta
boring ass nigga
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>>34805930
none for me, for moids only >:3
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>>34805933
It's poison!
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>>34805912
oh! yes I want a slice please
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>>34805923
go play videogames or something
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>>34805923
What you drinking?
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my hair is out of control
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>>34805928
that can be done, do you like hickies?
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Women
Is is true that if you had to pick between a tub of ice cream or a bar of chocolate candy Vs sex with a man, most of you would pick the ice cream/chocolate?
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>>34805938
How?
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>>34805942
assuming it's being offered as a pick now, why would I want sex with some random?
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>>34805942
the icecream will be there even after i eat it some of it once, a man will just leave after we have sex :(
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>>34805942
Depends on which man
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>>34805945
Not with a random hypothetical healthy relationship to a man you love
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>>34805941
Hell yes. They're hot on their own, but even better is the reminder of what we got up to.
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>>34805943
too fluffy, I think i used too much shampoo
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>>34805948
oh, well in that case assuming im in the mood then sex of course
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>>34805947
Hasan piker
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>>34805951
Final answer?
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>see cute asmr youtuber
>click on video
>huge tits
>dislike and stop watching
life is not easy for us flat lovers
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>>34805950
Did you soap up your ass in a decidedly unsexy way?
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>>34805942
I prefer non of the options
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>>34805952
Idk who that is so I'll take the chocolate please
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>>34805954
"Pick me pick me! Girls look I don't demand big boobs! Pick me!"
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>>34805954
Pass the ball
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>>34805955
I'm not that anon you dumb faggot
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we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively
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>>34805962
Pass the LSD
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>>34805961
That's an obvious joke, you spaz.
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i wanna be kissefd by a moid
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"I'm not in the mood for sex tonight honey. No I told you before theres nobody you have to worry about"

>The 'somebody' she told you not to worry about
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>>34805967
*Muah*
>now I have blue balls
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>>34805968
Of course it's black
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>>34805969
im a man btw
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>>34805969
whens ru proposing
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>>34805968
That is a something, stupid
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>>34805962
I've thought something like that. just a cell in part of the bigger picture
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>>34805962
I unironically agree.
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>>34805975
Then you thought better of it and laughed and how stupid that sounds.
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>>34805973
One kiss and I'm on the hook for marriage?

h-how many kids are we having?
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>>34805967
Sure, can you spare 15 minutes?
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>>34805979
at least 4 but they’re all cats
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>>34805959
kek
they do be like this
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>>34805959
it's not about that anon, it's just that flatties do the best asmr
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>>34805978
idk, I feel like our purpose is to explore the universe or something, I can't wait until we reach that point
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Shut the door and turn the lights down low
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>>34805899
pegging
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>>34805983
They really do be I have a male friend who swears up and down he is for flats then I get with a woman who is J cup and all of a sudden he is saying "yknow even tho I prefer flat I sometimes wonder what it would be like... Have a gf with bigger tits haha"
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foids help!!! my hair is too fluffy what do I do??
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>>34805990
show us
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>>34805923
>>34805936
Too late, she already started having sex with men. She's horny because she wants more and more.
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>>34805991
no I need you to tell me how to fix it, I'm not trying to attentionwhore
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>>34805961
Only faggot here is you Twinkie boy
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>>34805989
>I get with a woman who is J cup
Damn, son. I thought G cups were a lot to work with
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>>34805990
Mf really asking us how to use a comb.
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>>34805968
I think that'll give her a yeast infection
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>>34805995
They used to be I cups but they went up a cup size after I knocked her up. Big boob girls IRL always dislike their own breasts for some reason tho
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>>34805988
Move along fag, real life aint like your freak pornos. Goth girls aint trying to plow your poopchute
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Is there some sort of size rating for testicles like for tits? Or is there one for penises?
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>>34805996
the comb made it worse!
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>>34806000
the ranking is based on color/texture not size
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hello busty femanon how are you
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>>34805994
no you're the faggot
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>>34806004
Wear the panties, wear the cage
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I want to atone for the sin of being born a man and kiss the high heels of our grand matriarch
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>>34806003
None of them are here. Bimbo was the last one with big boobs.
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Beach day with bushy bushy femanon
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>>34806007
A shame most femanons here are not into that.
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>>34806005
it's weird that you still remember the thing with the panties... but yet you call me gay
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>>34806009
you want it to show through my swimsuit or something?
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>>34806007
>I want to atone for the sin of being born a man and kiss the high heels of our grand matriarch
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State gemder

Would you try whale milk?
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>>34806007
the only way to atone for our sins is to be peg raped
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>>34806007
If only these fags knew how sickened women were by their gay fetishes. Maybe they'd snap out of it.
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>>34806014
f, yeah I'd be down to try it. I've tried cat milk
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>>34806016
But weren't women the ones always pushing for gay, trans, pedo rights? Now they all pretend that they stand for trad values after trans girls started beating them up and beating their records kek
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>>34806017
How was it?
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>>34806019
just tasted like fatty warm milk. i only had like one drop so hard to rate it
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I want to try girl milk
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>>34806012
That'd be kinda cool. Just as a favour for me.
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>>34806014
F
I feel like it would have the consistency of a soft cheese, I'd have a bite it's not any weirder than cows.
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Pubes sticking out of swimsuits is gross. Like imagine if your own dude pubes were peeking over the top. You're in public nobody wants to see that shit you fuckin coomer
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Femanon would you breastfeed me?
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>>34806027
But they do
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I regret shaving my legs, it burns
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>>34806024
I'd do it lol
>>34806028
its a kink I have
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>>34806029
Disgusting slob
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My mom neber breastfed me
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>>34806031
Would you do it during sex, or separately?
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>>34806034
He came out retarded </3
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>>34806031
Thanks haha
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>>34806034
Never*
Fucking hate phoneposting
>>34806036
Noooo i made a mistake
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>>34806007
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>>34805988
Fag
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>>34806035
I'd want it to be separate to sex but I wouldn't mind>>34806037
<3
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>>34806038
Phone posting is the best
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Both genders

Have you ever been in a pysch ward, or know anyone who has? How was the experience?
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>>34806044
Phoneposting is so cucked I cant listen to music and asmr at the same time
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>>34806027
Bikini area is the very worst part to shave though. It's in a crease so if you get irritated skin and ingrown hairs, it keeps being irritated throughout the day. Worse, your panties also press into and rub up against those areas.

I just shaved mine because I do agree I do not want to expose unsuspecting people to that but it really is weeks of itchiness and pain (and yes I shave with the grain and apply aloe vera and all that, my skin just hates shaving and that will never change) just to look presentable for one single outing. It is so disproportionate. I am praying swimsuits with short trouser legs will get back in fashion for this reason alone.

And of course, red inner thighs full of little wounds and shaving bumps do not look more appeteizing either for random people.
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>>34806046
You can lol just get youtube premium or download the video
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>>34806042
>not during sex
>just laying there next to femanon as you cuddle and gently suck on her chest
need this at least once before i die
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>>34806048
Vo vro, vou veed vherapy
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>>34806045
f, yes 3 times. the first helped me a lot, the second was eh and the third time was a sort of hybrid stay at home but all the specialists come and visit you. it helped me get on antipsychotics and started my process for getting an autism diagnosis. lots of shouting in the psych ward which makes it stressful. and fucking everybody smokes for some reason. i felt like the only non smoker
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>>34806045
M
>Have you ever been in a pysch ward
No, I'm not gay.
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>>34806051
Vhis vas veant vor vhis vost >>34806049
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>>34805726
Gothic aesthetic sometimes is soft and feminine.
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>>34806048
Paying for something that used to be free? Are you insane? Also even if I did that you cant play 2 audio files at the same time on a phone (i tried)
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>>34806052
Glad that it helped, hope you're doing better.
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The worst thing that can happen in a relationship is for a woman to not respect her man. It's all downstream from there.
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I have planted a bomb inside of your computer. If you stop making 1 post per 2 minutes it will explode and take down half of your block. Good luck.
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>>34805325
M, her entire worldview was based on projecting Star Wars on to the real world.
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>>34806065
What in the world? Haha
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>>34806061
thanks, it really did. if you have any other questions feel free to ask
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>>34806045
M, as part of my schooling I did a rotation in a psych ward. It was interesting. Mostly schizos or people in the midst of manic episodes. Occasionally a schizo would mutter strange nonsensical things to me or a manic patient would tell me about how we will take over the world together once they get out. A couple people were there for suicidal ideation, they were pretty normal compared to the others. I got to be in the room for a couple ECT's (electroconvulsive therapy) too for some of the more refractory cases. One of my main takeaways is that many schizophrenic people on the streets are completely incapable of taking care of themselves and need external decision makers to prevent them from inadvertently killing themselves
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>>34806063
I'd be careful saying that kind of thing online, I know you are trolling but someone might take you seriously and alert your local police. I've heard of people getting a knock on their door for less.
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>>34806045
F
Yeah. It's kind of lame. Pretty much adult daycare.
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>>34806069
I am serious. Get posting.
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>>34806066
Basically anything or anyone she liked was the Rebel Alliance/Resistance in her mind, anyone/anything she disliked was The Empire/First Order.
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>>34806045
M
Never and I know nobody that was. I think however that I deserve a time pit there.
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>>34806072
That is so messed up.
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>>34806045
I had to be in the waiting room of one to be evaluated with Anxiety Disorder. Ironically I was around a lot of people having schizo episodes which made the Anxiety that much fucking worse. I'm not sure if it helped with the diagnosis or threw off the data when I was around a guy who had to be force fed Ativan so he would stop screaming about how the illuminati put parasite camera worms in his body.
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>>34806068
I've been considering ect for depression, because none of the pills I've tried have worked unless I'm on mega doses that still barely do anything
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>>34806076
>>34806068

Does ECT to the genitals help cure homosexual thoughts?
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Bad haircut month
>>
Are there any women who get sexually turned on by their own feet? And would find it erotic if I played This Little Piggy with their toes or tickled their soles?
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>>34805325
She wanted me to crossdress... why cant I attract normal girls?
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I wish my sexual desires were compatible with my romantic ones.
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>>34806068
Sounds cool.

>>34806070
So it wasn't like One flew over the cuckoo's nest?

>>34806073
Ask if they have free rooms.

>>34806075
Doesn't sound fun. I know there are lot of things to improve in those kinds of places, but haven't they really considered that anxious people should have a space or something where they are not surrounded by the ones that scream and make them nervous? Anyway, hope you're better nowadays.
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>>34806076
Yea I think I remember someone in there willingly for ECT for depression. I don't remember the details but if I'm not mistaken it's normally a series of treatments over the course of a few weeks and I wanna say they normally prescribe some med alongside it. I think the person there for depression had done a series before and it had provided some relief but the relief had worn off over time and they wanted another go at it. The other hail mary thing was ketamine but that's got its own issues. Might be worth discussing with your provider if you haven't already just to think through every option. Not trying to caution against ECT or anything like that but might as well leave no stone unturned. Godspeed anon, I hope you find some relief
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State gender

Favorite/better deadly sin and why.
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>>34806088
M
Greed. Because having a lot of stuff is cool. Wrath is my second favourite.
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>>34805932
>boring ass nigga
nta
Ah, it's the kinkier than thou lolcow again
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>>34805325
M
She talked to her online friends more than to me. I have never met a more emotionally unavailable person in my life, everything was just stupid memes inbetween suicide jokes.
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>>34806086
I was on Anxiety meds for like three years and it led to greater impulsivity. Which manifested as spending beyond my means, overeating, and similar behaviors. On the bright side I was more confident and got laid more, but the other changes to my personality weren't worth it.
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I just need a gf to help me fill out my week like three or two dates per week. Nothing special.
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>>34805325
>What can you tell me about the worst relationship you ever had?
Shortly after we broke up she got put on the sex offender registry for doing lesbian stuff to a 15 year old girl
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Oh and someone to feel physically intimate with and talk about stuff because that is good for your brain.
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>>34806088
M, Lust. I love displaying and receiving affection through sexual and erotic touch.
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>>34806097
How about I homosexually fuck you up the ass for an hour or two and that will help you cover that base.
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>>34806100
Nah that would hurt me. Thank you for the offer anyway.
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>>34806088
F. Sloth. Just collapsing into bed when I'm exhausted is the best.
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>>34806095
Same. I don't want her to actually live with me. I would be too paranoid of her going through my stuff or stealing something.
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>>34806088
F, lust first, gluttony second. Both are hot to me in most scenarios, specifically people caving to urges they also condemn in themselves, not being able to help themselves.
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>>34806104
Literally me.
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>>34806086
>wasn't like Iike flew over the cuckoo's nest
Never read it
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>>34806087
yeah ket seems promising but in aus is a bit tricky to get
>>34806088
f, lust
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>>34806088
M
Lust, obviously.
Should be the answer for any normal person.
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>>34806110
But naps though.
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Foids, why do you have the worst taste in music?
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>>34806045
F
I knew a guy that spent time there, and it helped him a lot. Changed his life for the better for a decade. Then he hung himself, no real reason, just woke up one day and roped himself in the bedroom. His kids found him.
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>>34806114
Definitely.
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>>34806118
I asked why. Do you really think that Tyga and Taylor Swift are the greatest artists of all time?
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>>34806114
i have a good taste in music, but I haven't found much new music recently. any suggestions?
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>>34806120
Sorry, missed that. I used to like Tswift a lot more than I do now. I still listen to other late 2000's/early 2010's pop artists daily. I don't claim any of it is good, it's just the best to move my body to.
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>>34806113
You can have that after you've been fucked into the mattress.
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>>34806125
Is enjoying being absolutely and unilaterally pounded like that a lust thing or a sloth thing?
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>>34806126
Lust.
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>>34806120
Nta but that's very normie taste you're asking the wrong foids
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Why the fuck am I up so goddamn early on a saturday? it's 5.40 here
>>
Femanons, do you believe in Gaylor Swift?
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Moids are stupid, primitive, lewd and violent
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>>34806140
Yes mistress
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>>34806134
I went to bed at like 9:30 last night woo party hard
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>>34806132
Bold of you to assume an incel knows anything about women.
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>>34806138
Don’t know what that is, cleaning product?
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>>34806140
Yes, cry about it.
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>>34806126
Don't you want to try getting multilaterally pounded? Even once?
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>>34806146
Don't talk to her that way
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>>34806140
I'm none of those things thanks
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>>34806144
You're an incel?
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>>34806147
I like the give and take of someone leading and someone following at any given time. Going hard while my bf is also going hard just results in me getting hurt anyways.
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>>34806149
I just want her to insult and demean me more.
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>>34806140
>Moids are stupid, primitive, lewd and violent
No, yes, yes. And the women love us for that.
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>>34806158
I meant more people.
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>>34806088
>Favorite/better deadly sin and why.
Male
None of them I enjoy, but the strongest one is Pride. It's called the 'King of Sin' for a reason, because it commands all others below it and what's more it actually gets shit done.
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Can women give me any words of encouragement before I go spend time with some of my insane family today.
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>>34806159
>her
lol
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>>34806168
good luck, remember you can always just not talk if theyre saying dumb stuff
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>>34806183
I don't want to be around these people at all. I'm strongly considering sitting it out.
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>>34806168
Ok.

>>34806186
Ok.
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You say genocide, I say war
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Should I get a c-ptsd diagnosis.
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>>34806145
It's a theory that Taylor Swift is gay
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>>34806154
That anon isn't. But you will be, very very soon.
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>>34806198
I've got one, if you think you've got it go for it
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>>34806138
I don't think she is gay, but I like the idea of her being forced into lesbian behaviors if she ever ends up being sentenced to a few months or years in a Women's Prison. Sadly, Taylor has stayed out of jail so there is no canon Gaylor lesbian prison action.
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>>34806114
what music do you like?
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>>34806201
>I've got one
I've got one
Opposable Thumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18xLVQj81vk
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>>34806201
I'm pretty sure I do but feel ridiculous for thinking so.
I'm worried that if I talk to anyone I actually know personally about this that I'm going to come across like some 20-something social media hypochondriac
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>>34806198
>Should I get a c-ptsd diagnosis.
Only if you're prepared to face the painful task of recovering for it, sure.
>>
In another life, he became a gay sex worker and died of AIDS decades ago instead of being the powerful man he is now.

Maybe we'd be in a better place as a society if he followed his true calling as a blowjob boy. A midnight cowboy. A manservant.
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>>34806207
nah dont think like that. if its not cptsd as well they'll figure out what it is
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>>34806208
It can't possibly be worse than letting it rule my life. I'm miserable man.
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If I had a choice between being savagely beaten and being gently masturbated by a pop star.....
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>>34806211
It is extremely worse for a few months to a year, but after you pull that knife out of your soul you get to live in ways you never thought possible of yourself which is why I mention it to give you the heads up. I was miserable too bro. Is it that annoying type of misery that you can't define? Tired constantly and sleep can't fix it? The air around you feels like a cage? Life feeling like there's an invisible doomsday timer ticking down to an unknown catastrophe but it never hits 0 it just keeps ticking? Feeling like walls are closing in on you from all sides when you go outside? Feeling like you're simultaneously drowning but also drowned a long time ago at the same time? That sort of miserable?
>>
Today's feature is another "white expat worker in a turbulent foreign country learns a life lesson from the suffering of the locals who only exist for his character development" type of movie. Gee, where have I seen this one before?
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>>34806215
Yes. And I feel like everyone can tell, and it makes everyone uncomfortable.
It really doesn't help that the people directly responsible for me being this way are people I still see on a regular basis, and I'm expected to be kind and supportive to them.
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>>34806207
>20-something social media hypochondriac
I doubt those have an actual CPTSD diagnosis. That thing does not "just happen", but comes from years of abuse.
What do you suspect happened?
nta
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>>34806213
Yeah?
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>>34806218
>What do you suspect happened?
When I was growing up, a gang of bullies held me down and played with my genitals while I screamed for them to stop.
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>>34806222
nta, isnt that PTSD and not cptsd then
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>>34806217
Ah. I don't think people can usually tell from the outside. For me people just noticed that I never smiled and my eyes looked dead and my tone of voice always carried a pained or mildly angered tone even though I thought I was being 'normal' lol.

>It really doesn't help that the people directly responsible for me being this way are people I still see on a regular basis, and I'm expected to be kind and supportive to them.
Well kindness and support is a choice. It's freely given, and if you don't feel like you're freely giving it and that it's more of an expectation, that could suggest you only do that to make sure they don't hurt you. Placating them etc. Have you any opportunities to take a break from seeing them for a bit?
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Will you share with me the jambalaya living in your soul?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJBm1n8JUZ8
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>>34806226
omg I made jambalaya on Wednesday! yes there's still some left over that you can have :)
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>>34806222
If you are the OP and not a troll; That does not constitute as CPTSD.
The "complex" part of it comes from it having happened over the months of several months to years, thus the victim having developed much more than just a "simple" 1:1 issue.
Of course, what happened to you could have caused something else.
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foids its this easy
when are you getting under the knife?
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>>34806224
>Have you any opportunities to take a break from seeing them for a bit?
I don't get many, no. I work for my family. I'm leaving the job soon and moving, at least.
>>34806218
>What do you suspect happened?
One of my parents cheated on the other and ran away from home for a while when I was little. The cheater married the person they cheated with, and the other partner married an abusive spouse who emotionally abused us all for 7 years and encouraged her children to beat me and my sister. My sister and I also were the primary caregivers for our disabled brother at that time. The abusive spouse had majority custody of us.
I could keep on spilling my guts but I think you get the point.
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>>34806231
Barf some people are beyond saving
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>>34806236
>I could keep on spilling my guts but I think you get the point.
Then the inverse of what I said here >>34806230 and that can definitely lead to some form of CPTSD.
Go get your brain checked out.
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>>34806223
>>34806230
PTSD can become cPTSD from just one single event, or several, or one hundred, it doesn't matter. What cPTSD is fundamentally about is when someone gets PTSD from a severe enough trauma, and rather than process that or seek guidance, they suppress it and try to move on. In doing so, they complexify the PTSD, compartmentalizing it, and over years it begins to bleed into their character and their mind as they grow older and things get.. complex. Hence the name, complex PTSD.

One big bad event is enough to start the fire
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The crowd cheered and danced in joy as they watched my public circumcision. Usually it is reserved for younger boys and not grown men like myself, but I was still masturbated to the point of an erection by the elder before the pain of the bloody snip tipping happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PIy_L1giQA
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>>34806238
>Go get your brain checked out.
Seems like I really need to. I hate being a crazy person so much.
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>>34806239
Generally speaking, that is not the case though:
>PTSD usually results from a single-incident trauma for example, a traumatic childbirth, a burglary, an assault, a fire.
>C-PTSD, on the other hand, often develops over sustained, repeated or multiple forms of traumatic events such as victims of bullying, emergency service workers, ‘chronic sexual, psychological, and physical abuse or neglect, or chronic intimate partner violence, victims of kidnapping and hostage situations, victims of slavery and human trafficking, prisoners of war, and prisoners kept in solitary confinement for a long period of time.’
>C-PTSD can happen to anyone who has been exposed to long-term trauma, but it is more often seen in people who experienced trauma during an earlier stage of development, or were abused by someone they thought they could trust, such as a caregiver or protector. Because of this, often the impact on the nervous system around attachment or relationships becomes more deeply ingrained.
>That said, studies have found that some people who’ve experienced multiple traumas develop PTSD, and others who’ve experienced one trauma develop C-PTSD – so the number, intensity or duration of traumas you experience don’t necessarily make a diagnosis of PTSD vs C-PTSD easier. This is just one reason why there can be confusion when making a diagnosis.
https://www.ptsduk.org/ptsd-and-c-ptsd-the-similarities-and-the-differences/

I will admit that my absolutism of "That does not constitute as CPTSD." was wrong though.
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>>34806236
>I don't get many, no. I work for my family. I'm leaving the job soon and moving, at least.

That's good. When you move out make sure to brace yourself. It's liberating at first but the mind is a bastard. It will start to crave the chaos that harmed it before, and the silence and loneliness can be a death trap. Tricks like leaving the TV on or letting podcasts play to emulate human voices in the background helps. But more importantly finding healthy people to be around whenever or wherever you move. You'll see massive gains within three months. For me the brainfog eased up a lot from that alone
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State gender

Opinion about latinos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-s_Fow15oE
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How are you celebrating International Cat Day?
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>>34806241
Eh, well I think it's already great you are aware something is wrong and that you need some help.
Plenty of people with severe issues never do or just quit and think "it's not working".
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>>34806248
I'm about the get the groceries and then cook something for dinner.
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>>34806252
You will cook Spotted Dick. You gonna eat that Dick!
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>>34806244
Any time I leave town for a whole day, it feels like a massive weight has been lifted from my shoulders. I'm not just constantly confronted with people who trigger my traumatic memories her but places as well.
I'm certain I'll be motivated to meet new, good people once I finally leave.
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Did your mum ever try to test if you were gay when you were growing up? For example, by masturbating your penis and marking down in her notes that you were gay if you didn't get a proper full erection? Or putting didlos in ur bum and recording that u were gay if u got an orgasm from it?
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>>34806250
I've done all the repressing I humanly can, I think. Frankly, I'm embarrassed I let it get this bad before I accepted I can't manage this on my own
>>34806256
I hate you.
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>>34806256
Not really
I was way too much into the girls I've seen in cartoons when I was a kid.
She thinks its weird that I'm not dating at all anymore at this point though
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>>34806243
It's easy to make absolutist guesses either way on it, it's still a debated condition in psychiatry. If I recall it's not in the DSM-V but is in the ICD-11. I definitely agree with the distinction on childhood part, that's a huge difference I'd say is more commonly found in cPTSD Vs PTSD. So for me in my layman description and my own anecdote it really feels like it's PTSD I picked up as a kid, but it was left to become a part of 'me' if that makes sense. It was like I knew who I was as a kid mentally, then that kid inside just died off at some point and something else took the wheel behind my eyes. It's why some therapy models for me didn't work especially if they talked about inner kid stuff 'cuz mine was snuffed out as a kid. Had to become 'adult' long before my time. It's really trippy stuff
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Back from the two movies I went to see, overall a pretty good time.
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>>34806262
>It's why some therapy models for me didn't work especially if they talked about inner kid stuff 'cuz mine was snuffed out as a kid. Had to become 'adult' long before my time. It's really trippy stuff
Why did I have to connect the dots on this in a 4chan chat thread at 7 in the morning as a grown ass man.
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>>34806245
F
I've never met any
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>>34806245
>Opinion about latinos?
Latinas are the most attractive women in the world.
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>>34806254
Leave my dick out of it!

>googling cook spotted dick
Ok that visually looks similar to Marmorkuchen, which my mom makes a really great one.
But the ingredients make it sound quite different...

I'm probably going to cook a tomato soup with tons of greek yoghurt and bake some potaotes.
Tomorrow I'm going to cook a lot of beef stock, since I have used up all my frozen one.
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>>34806274
Pale hispanic or Portuguese women are visually unbeatable.

And also in terms of how crazy they are. :3
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>>34806255
I'm certain you will too. I can promise you there is an eventual end to it, you get to sleep and feel well rested, the feeling in a cage feeling goes away, the hypervigilance eases up, the internal pressure time bomb fades away, you get life back in your eyes, you get to become one with your own body again and your feelings start to circulate properly instead of calcifying, thats and outcome that exists, I got to live to see it, so keep up the hope. It's a process and it takes time and there's no right or wrong amount of time it can take, it's worth it tho. I remember the feeling of being able to smile again after close to 25 years since my last genuine one, a real one that wasn't fake or performed, was magic. That's the reward at the end you perceive paradise in the little things normal every day people take for granted after you climb out of hell, life gets better
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>>34806265
eht did you wtch
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>>34806245
I generally get along with them, and the women are beautiful.
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It's pee pee sucking time!
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>vacuumed the floor
>changed my sheets
>even cleaned the window ledge that had a visible layer of dirt and bugs on it
>now invited over a fat girl from Tinder to plap
Aww yeah, Saturday is fun
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>>34806285
I'll be following in your footsteps in a few months, at least I hope.
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>>34806162
Oh, I do that every other night.
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>>34806288
Are you in a polycule?
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You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
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>>34806294
A throuple, yes.
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IT'S TOE TIME!

Feel those toes on your crotch, piggy!
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>>34806306
Jh?
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>>34806306
You're embarrassing. Do you still have that slut bracelet he gave you?
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Goin to da movies with a girl tonight, how do I hold her hand? Like when/how do I attempt to initiate and what do I do if she rejects it. We have held hands before but always under weird circumstances
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>>34806245
>Opinion about latinos?
I think we're pretty cool, down to earth people. We get a bad reputation due to a handful of bad eggs and sensationalism in the news.

>>34806248
>How are you celebrating International Cat Day?
Eating pussy

>>34806282
>the women are beautiful.
10's and 2's

>>34806320
>how do I hold her hand?
Keep your hand, palm up, on the armrest.
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>>34806311
Yes.
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>first ever cut
Im down 8 kilos
atoga, I can see my abs
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>>34806245
f i'm pretty sure i've never met one they don't really exist where i live.
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Why would a man encourage his friend to buy his gf a drink? And nobody reacts? Wouldn't this be cuck behavior to most people.
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>>34806335
Do you live in Botswana
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foids
rate yourself out of 10 IF you dont wear makeup
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>>34806348
like 5 probably
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>>34806336
In chads mind "sure you can pay for my gfs drinks lol"
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Why are women like this?
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>>34806348
3 without makeup, 2 with makeup
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Women, do you dye your hair? Will you dye if/when you get grey hairs?
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>>34806348
>rate yourself out of 10 IF you dont wear makeup
Maybe a 7 or 8. I have good facial structure, but I look pretty muted without makeup, and not in a good way.

>>34806354
>Women, do you dye your hair?
Yes, occasionally.
>Will you dye if/when you get grey hairs?
Yes, I'll do the white streak like Tulsi Gabbard.
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>>34806354
i have a few grey hairs, I don't plan to dye my hair
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should I dye my beard? its going grey and im not even 30
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>>34806336
That's only cuck behavior to weird sexual hierarchy obsessed incels, I buy drinks for my bf's friends all the time and they do it back
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>>34806359
I wish that if I came on your beard with my semen, it would restore the color.
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>>34806138
Is that perez's nickname he gave himself?
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I guarantee you the two foids who called themselves 5 or sub 5 are more attractive than Korrasaim who at best would rank at 25 out of 100 (100 being best) compared to other women, but she got enough validation to go "Yeah I'm a 7 even though I'm a obsessed sex offender brownoid EPI ESL FNF groid Meximutt I am Stacyniqua lite o algo"

Live video of foids self rating on 'toger (Korra at 9:24)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eec3P8rFpQg
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>>34806354
ive never dyed my hair and i dont plan to
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>>34806354
>Women, do you dye your hair? Will you dye if/when you get grey hairs?
No and I'm thinking of it but I might not, supposedly dyeing your hair increases your chances of breast cancer.
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Dr. Fauci, don't forget me
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Honestly accurate.
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>>34806329
Plap
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Ok serious question!
Should I give the Crash Bandicoot or Spyro remake trilogy a try this evening?
I feel like giving either of them a spin while having a drink, never played any of them iirc.
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>>34806384
Tried it yesterday and tried it today, and the few times it didn't say retry later, nothing showed up. Is it a scam or is there some sort of trick to make that piece of shit work?
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brunch with femanon :3
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>>34806387
remakes r usually shifty
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>want to ask her out
>too ugly
>maybe if I work hard in a month I won't be as ugly
>month goes by and still ugly
>rinse and repeat
>she forgets I exist
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>>34806387
It depends on what you're looking for when drunk. I'd lean toward spyro because I think you'll rage at some mid crash levels.
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>>34806387
It’s enough to do the first Spyro remake. It’s good, and fun. And then you don’t need more
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>>34806391
You know, I thought if I should the remark about how I am not interested in playing the originals, so I wouldn't get any stupid replies like this.

>>34806395
Thanks.
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>>34806389
It suddenly worked for me when I tried a link from a news article. It apparently works if you keep refreshing.
And yes, there's some really odd seemingly unrelated questions (like if you've ever had a fatal heart attack, obviously not)
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>>34806354
I had a pink streak once, but I like keeping it natural black
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>>34806400
>black with pink streak
Unfathomably hot.
Would you give a red streak a try?
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I am the Chosen One
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>>34806400
Which branch of Asian are you?
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>>34806329
Is this true?
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>>34806384
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>>34806403
You misread the ancient tablet, you are the Chopped One.
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>>34806407
I'm white but jewesses are fucking hot, as are other MENAS.
Shame Islam and geopolitics has made them so unobtainable
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>cum
>don't want to post here anymore
Wierd coincidences
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>>34806389
The tens of atoga users are absolutely HAMMERING that website like I hammered your mom last night.
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>>34806403
>>34806408
Say hello to the Raped One. >>34806329
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foids
if the guy bought a lab grown diamond ring to propose
would you accept
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>>34806418
he should know I don't like diamonds. my wedding ring is made of tungsten and has no gems
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>>34806416
Don't reply to me.
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>>34806420
why the fuck would you want a tungsten one
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>>34806418
If she don't want the most horrific blood soaked diamonds imaginable I don't want her.
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>>34806420
tee hee I'm not like the other girls :3
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>>34806348
she's actually os pretty i hate my life
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I'm not a Christian but decided to read the bible at last. Allow me to share with you guys my interpretation of the bible as a non-Christian:
https://rentry.co/pehuzefo
What do you guys think?
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>>34806426
True, my perfect waifu would want a Rathalos Ruby I personally carved out of a tempered Rathalos.
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>>34806420
cool.
>>34806424
why not?
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>>34806424
doesn't tarnish like silver and its cheap. my ring was $11
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my future wife will only accept clothings and jewelry made by dying children. and she will have ten thousand female slaves and our house will be made by slaves
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She was my Bonnie I was her Clyde
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>>34806432
WHY ARE YOU NOT AS PRETTY AS A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR? GET MORE PRETTY RIGHT NOW!
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>>34806418
Could make it an extremely fat lab grown sapphire for the price of a tripple A game nowadays.
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>>34806434
Nobody is going to click your IP grabber.
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>>34806426
Faggot. If she wants a ring she is a kiked rapeslave who support Israel.
The woman I want to marry will accept nothing less than 10 decapitated heads of our racial enemies presented before her, and their beating hearts as gifts of my devotion to fight racial holy war for her, and a still living slave captured for her to sacrifice and satiate her bloodlust as pleased. She does not hide her bloodlust and hunger for daysu blood behind meaningless jew psy ops, she openly bides for every drop of blood to be seen herself.
These are the only women I want to date.
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>>34806384
Chat, what website is this?
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>>34806444
i should just wear a hockey mask all the time :(
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>>34806432
What do you like about yourself?
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>>34806434
>Only read the book of Matthew
Start from the book of Genesis and read the whole thing you lazy fuck.
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>>34806434
Christian here, this was entertaining and surprisingly sound in a lot of parts, you were able to spot the accurate meaning pretty sharply. For example the "turn the other cheek" interpretation of yours is spot-on and 100% accurate to theological understanding, not many get that right away, even other Christians. Well done.

I'd love to see you chew on the book of Proverbs next since your blunt and direct approach reminds me of King Solomon's mentality.
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if she doesn't get she is not worth it
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>>34806448
saaaar
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>>34806459
A FELLOW HARVEST MOON FAN! LET'S MARRY!
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If my friend's sister keeps getting anxious whenever a relationship starts to get serious and impulsively breaks up in every relationship is that anxious attachment?
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>>34806452
my legs i guess
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>>34806449
A broken one
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>>34806463
Avoidant
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>>34806463
worse than bpd AN AVOIDANT
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>>34806464
Plap
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>>34806462
which girl from havest moon is literally you?
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>>34806471
die. i wish all moids to have no sex drive.
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>>34806464
Post?????? post ur legs plz
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>>34806473
Unsure. Ann was my favorite as a kid but I wouldn't say she's "literally me" at all. Maybe Mary.
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>>34806401
Of course. Pink is kinda a joke, it was red, but when the dye wash out, it turns pink.
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I am stuck in the rabid clutches of love
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>>34806405
Not Asian. Just some kind of pale white
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>>34806474
you'd make all other women suffer for your convenience?
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>>34806447
K.
>>34806454
Man... One day, maybe.
>>34806455
Thank you. Glad that you liked it.
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I wish I had a wife :(
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Is it normal to get sad / depressed that you are single sometimes? I struggle with it a lot especially as I get older.
My life is pretty full like I have a good career and hobbies / friends and I put myself out there but not having anyone to share my life with messes with my mental a lot.
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>>34806470
I knew I didn't want to entertain her bullshit but is it really worse than bpd?
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>>34806480
fuuuuuuuuuck i fucking hate eveyrone
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>>34806484
Yeah, happens to me all the time.
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>>34806476
>not elli
I want a divorce
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>>34806486
equally bad but in a different way and less blatantly destructive
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>>34806459
:OOOOOO
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>>34806484
Yes it's normal happens to a lot of people. You can always try find researching safe apps that you can find a good date.
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>>34806474
You can put us in a chastity cage.
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I made good weight loss progress this week, but I'm CRAVING some fast food burgers right now, as I do every weekend.
How do I stop this?
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Chat, tell me.
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>>34806463
>If my friend's sister keeps getting anxious whenever a relationship starts to get serious and impulsively breaks up in every relationship is that anxious attachment?
She has disorganized attachment. It's not a bad thing, you should tell her upfront that she needs to get psychological help before entering a relationship ever.
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>>34806496
Eat them and purge
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>>34806488
This helps to know thank you

>>34806493
I’ve used hinge quite a bit but I am growing to really dislike those apps… they are generally kind of superficial and I feel like most people struggle with being true about their intentions, or will tell one person “I want serious” while entertaining causal on the side and etc
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>>34806486
>I knew I didn't want to entertain her bullshit but is it really worse than bpd?
Nta but no nowhere close to BPD. Avoidants are known for withdrawing and being too fearful to commit to things like romantic reciprocation or sex. A lot of the people who despise them are people who couldn't get their cocks wet and are mad about it and throw a tantrum. Anxious types are the ones who cling, are needy, are possessive, entitled and will villainize anyone who doesn't kiss their booboos or suck their dick.

A BPD is someone who is anxious-avoidant so they are both of styles combined. They love bomb and demand you fall for them and seduce you and please you and then they fuck off. Which causes more psychological damage than any anxious type or avoidant type ever could because it causes what is known in psychology as "emotional whiplash".

An avoidant makes you feel rejected at worst. An anxious type makes you feel guilty at worst. BPD makes you feel both.
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>>34806496
You do need ONE cheat meal once in a WHILE if you want to make consistent progress
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>>34806496
>I made good weight loss progress this week, but I'm CRAVING some fast food burgers right now, as I do every weekend.
>How do I stop this?
Make your own fast food burgers, there are really good youtube recipes that show how to make fast food burgers that are healthier
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>>34806499
>disorganized attachment

wait, where is that on the chart?
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>>34806368
Didn't he go full Event Horizon and mutilate himself this week?
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>>34806368
who's perez? what did I miss?
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>>34806496
I mean, as long as you're consistent and manage your weight, I think you can afford some fast food every once in a while.
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>60-year-old dude starts talking about his filipina fiance

I was too scared to ask how old she was
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>>34806501
You can always try eharmony. People keep recommending hinge and bumble, I think it's gotten worse because the same people that probably used tinder now went on bumble and hinge. I lurked certain threads and forums that players/fuckbois and or women that dont want serious relationships recommend using those apps.
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>>34806384
I took this test yesterday and ended up masturbating to the thought of the girl on the top left
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I'm anxious preoccupied
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>>34806512
E harmony is for fucking boomers bro
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watching women put on lipstick is quite mesmerizing
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>>34806384
>>34806513
link?
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watching women
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>>34806507
Perez Hilton, basically a catty gay man who ran a celebrity gossip website back in the 2000s, his biggest cultural moment was tanking a beauty pageant contestant because she said she didn't believe in gay marriage. He has some kids via surrogates and they got taken away by the state and he started doing hellraiser shit on stream like cutting himself up and chanting and shit
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>>34806506
Yeah.
>>34806507
>>34805386
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>>34806503
>>34806508
How often is once in a while?
I eat pretty boring meals throughout the week and when the weekend comes and I have nothing else to think about I want some goyslop
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>>34805386
should a 16-year-old be wearing a garterbelt, let alone in public?
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New thread: >>34806532

New thread: >>34806532
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>>34806496
What I did during my weight loss journey was eat similar stuff that was healthier. For example, I'd take some cooked ground meat, put cheese and ketchup and mustard on it, and it was similar enough to satisfy my cravings.
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>>34806531
She was doing popstar bullshit and her vagina was covered. The photographer assaulted her.
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>>34806464
That's good to hear, do you like to do wear anything that makes you feel nice?

>>34806474
>>34806487
Well that's a bit extreme, are you asexual?
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>>34806515
Too bad



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