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Viva México cabrones
>>34829123Drake invented that word
>>34828894>>34828972>>34829107Small boobs are more feministhttps://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/10/magazine/breast-reduction-feminism.html
anons, yes/no on these shoes?these are def adult shoes
>>34829117M or FFavorite animal?
>>34829147Theyre ok
>>34829147Where's the hello kitty backpack and needy glasses?
>>34829150so squishy!!
Foids picture this>you’re having sex>the guy just stands up mid crack says>nah, this isnt it>gets dressed and walks outWhat do you do?
How does one delude themselves into hope after evidence for over a decade that being hopeful is not justified?I understand the usefulness of the delusion, but I don't know how to believe it short of a lobotomy.
>>34829150MaleCapybara have always been a favorite. They are very friendly and just want to chill. My kinda guy
>>34829151>>34829155are these better or worse?
>>34829158kill
>>34829150This is very uncomfortable to see
anon that capy is AI
>>34829163Actually not memeing those look amazing. I really like them
whats something you dont understand the enjoyment of at all?i'll startSports videogames. I tried FIFA on sale with a friend cause i was bored. the fucking AI in these games make me want to rip my hair out of my head, how you can put up with that shit is insane. was fun to mess around and talk shit on though
>>34829147>OxfordsAre you 80 years old what is this? You make such questionable fashion decisions KP.
>>34829150MSun Conures
>>34829147What kinda socks are you wearing with them
>>34829163I don't think any is better than the other desu
Well I guess grabbing random gifs off Tenor wasnt a great idea
>>34829166Why do you think so?
>>34829150FFrogs are neat. Monkeys and Jaguars are cool too though. And rats.
>>34829150MMonkeys are my favorite, I'm not positive what brand of monkey but picrel is pretty safe
>>34829150F catfish and their derpy faces and mustaches if i had a bf id want him to grow a silly stache like that at least once
>>34829150I don't have a "favorite animal". What a childish and pointless question.
>>34829171sorry that i want to look less basic. All the girls at my university used to be VSCO girls okay, most of them either dress like picrel or wear those weird shorts (you know the ones). Its so boringggggg
>>34829150>me to the newly born baby
>>34829176Are they squishing its brain? Are they potentially giving it brain damage?I think about it and I dont like the possibility.
>>34829178Macaques are cool but I like spider monkeys and Howlers.
>>34829147>>34829173Please answer the question, its genuinely needed to decide whether or not you should buy them
>>34829181Just become a valley girlYour true calling in life
>>34829184Lmao imagining their brains were that squishy. It's would be pretty funny
>>34829184>Are they squishing its brain? Are they potentially giving it brain damage?They're squishing the melon, their brain is far back.
>>34829186Also good choices, they're all just so neat
>>34829181I'm not telling you to buy white sneakers and light wash jeans (did NOT need a photo to know that was the trend) I'm telling you to figure out what suits you instead of saving a bunch of stuff from pinterest and trying too hard to rebrand yourself. You'll waste a lot of money on clothes you never wear. Don't ask me how I know lol.
>>34829176yo whyd he finger fuck the dolphinwhale mouth
>>34829195>I'm telling you to figure out what suits you instead of saving a bunch of stuff from pinterest and trying too hard to rebrand yourselfHow do you think people figure out what suits them?
>>34829192Its incredible that the scientific term for that is their "melon"
>>34829187oops sorry>>34829173i mean i just buy bulk bags of straigtht cut white socks usually no shoe or crewhere they are from my laptop webcam
>>34829193Wow, throwback. I missed this guy. Proboscis monkeys are strangely grandfatherly.
>>34829196ntaWouldn't you fingerfuck the whale if given the chance?
>>34829197Go try some on in a store before you buy them online? They're oxfords. Somewhere has them.
>>34829189Anon valley girls are from the 80s>>34829195okay but i am very selective about clothes, usually when i go out shopping for clothes i pick out nothing
>>34829199Just to be clear I did not ask you to post your feet, I'm still saving them but that wasn't the purpose of the question.As long as you don't wear those frilly socks like in those pictures it'll do a lot to make it less childish
>>34829199Oh no, no, no. Those shoes need calf socks minimum. My dear those socks dont match.
>>348292011) No thats only for my lovers2) I'd be worried about it deciding to take a bite, I don't trust whales and Shamu deserves to be locked up>>34829200>strangely grandfatherlyJust wait until you hear about what the orangutans get up to and the etymology of its name
>>34829150FCat
>>34829205>Anon valley girls are from the 80sThey are girls from the San Fernando Valley. They have a very specific fashion style. Ask me how I know
>>34829147Okay pedo, nice try
Mom jeans and white sneakers are the new skinny jeans and uggs, which were the new low rise flare jeans with flip flops.
>>34829150MCan I say my gf? She is technically an animal. And she is my favorite.
>>34829213So what you're saying is low rise flare with flip flops is due for a comeback?
>>34829209>No thats only for my loversIm scared for them if you try to replicate the webm>ShamuHe did nothing wrong. My boy caught a charge on some BS. Whales are friends not foes
enough about how women dress/ should dresswhat abt the men of atoga
>>34829199You should get ankle socks with a lettuce hem to go with the shoes you're picking.
>>34829207haha foot fetish anon>>34829208>calf socksew those are for femboys
>>34829215God please be true
>>34829217i wear pajamas and nothing else bc im a fucking unemployed low iq loser
>>34829217No turn this thread into /fa/ its much better than the previous one
>>34829199>femcel fashion
>>34829215It is back At least with the fashion influencersLowrise is trendy this year>>34829217Men's clothing is boring. It's not your fault it's just the way it is. If you were born in 1600 we'd have a lot more to talk about.
>>34829221what kinda pajamas
>>34829219>femboysSo perfect for you then
>>34829199I hate that I want to grab you by your ankles and pin them down.
>>34829225cotton pants
>>34829217i like men in dress shirts, its so sexy. I need a boyfriend who wears them for work
>>34829217I'm waiting for summer to end so I can go back to my preferred style(Minus the blazer and tie)
>>34829217men should be naked grunting and struggling in the mines battling for their lives against rocks
>>34829229lemme see
If you're not skinny there is no reason to be discussion fashion or clothes, and none of you are skinny enough.
>>34829219>haha foot fetish anonYou know damn well what you're doing
>>34829233why?
>>34829230Is this the next iteration of the broccoli haircut?
>>34829223Socks are femcel fashion?>>34829227>hatewhy do you hate that?
>>34829230Is the tie optional?
>>34829231Mr Rogers cosplay?
>>34829234Speak for yourself fatty
"One more movie and my film festival experience will be complete." - Mr. Movies.
>>34829234dont fatshame the moids, theyll want to lose weight D:
>>34829234I'm a size 2 I'm qualified. I am kind of old though. If you're under 26 don't listen to me.
>>34829241Actual sweaters, not those knit jackets or cardigans he wears
>>34829234Projection is a defense that someone uses because they are uncomfortable about their own feelings on the subject.
>>34829236im curious, if allowed to be
moids please dress like this
>>34829239>why do you hate that?Because I'm unable to.Like looking at food I'm not allowed to eat.
>>34829234Nah im very fit
>>34829143She still has nice tits post reduction though, and they're not small either.
>>34829250I'll do this at work tomorrow
>>34829250No, i went on a date one time dressed like that and got ghostedThe only time I wear a shirt is for church and for business meetings now
>>34829246I'm just poking fun put the gun down I like the weird chunky multicolored 80s sweaters with lots of texture on men. It's cute. You know the ones I'm talking about? Like you would expect an art teacher or someone who smokes weed to have one.
>>34829250I do but not with dark jeans I wear dark khakis instead
>>34829250Makes sense that KP is cringe enough to like this type of guy.
>>34829256NtaIf a guy showed up to a date with me like that I'd ghost too. He's way too put together for my girlfailure ass. If I continue seeing him I'll only embarrass myself.
It's hilarious that KP was bragging about getting attention on /fit/ when it has the highest % of bisexual men of any board.
i want to be sushi roll
>>34829262Well she wasnt a girlfailure
>>34829263Are there straight men on /fit/?Anytime im there its a bunch of post about half naked dead guys
>>348292632nd highest percentage of gay men as well
>>34829147Also hideous.
>>34829264>rolling up KP as she playfully fights back>grabbing her by the ankles>swinging her full force against a brick wall
moids, which do you wear more often, button ups or wife beaters?
>>34829260
>>34829258Ignore that this is on a female model but I reckon you're talking about something similar to picrel?Tacky 90's sweaters was my shit in my early 20's, I had one that was reminiscent of wonderbread packaging that I loved
>>34829270No stop it, I can only get so erect
>>34829246>>34829258I have just discovered that the thing I'm trying to describe is called a coogie sweater. It doesn't have to be vibrant colors I just like the vibe.
>>34829271I wear both like a sensible person, the wifebeater goes under the button up and as soon as I get home I'm taking off the button up.True Detective opened my eyes to the possibilities.
>>34829271I wear shirts with v-necks underneath.Wife beaters are outdated with modern t-shirt technology
>>34829266I stopped posting there after getting bulge compliments from dudes>>34829271Neither
>>34829273Yeah I think you get it. I think I like "tacky with intention" and "reminiscent of the 70s" as styles lol. The wonderbread sweater sounds like a vibe.
>>34829280Thank God its a blue board otherwise it might just be a dick board
So do women like dominant twinks?
>>34829280what do u wear then>>34829279>vneckseccentric anon
>>34829278NtaMatthew McConaughey irritates me but even I liked him in that show.
>>34829275>>34829281Neat, never knew they had a name but yeah I used to wear that shit all the timeFor some reason coogi sweaters make me think Fresh Prince of Bel Air despite me never having watched the show
>>34829285 ntaWhy? he's a very good actor
>>34829264This made me think of the scene in Martin Scorsese's Silence where Japanese peasants are executed by being thrown off a boat while wrapped in bamboo mats and pushed under the water.
>>34829284>eccentric anonAs opposed to all the other normal well adjusted anons here with us
Do non bratty female subs exist?
>>34829147f, its got to be cheetahs!
>>34829290yeah, although usually they prefer ddlg.
>>34829270Are you also thinking about that scene from Jason X?
>>34829290Please tell me if you find any.I can't deal with a bratThis life is hard enough on its own
>>34829292Disgusting.
>>34829287I posted McConaughey but I kinda get what anon means, something about the way he comes off in interviews just feels wrong
>>34829147yeah go for it>>34829158probably just block him so he can't humiliate me more>>34829283sure, but they're probably afraid of on encountering an abusive one>>34829290yes
>>34829274Wtf he just fantasized about killing her..
>>34829283TwunksMore masculine energy>>34829286Me neither I learned that literally 30 seconds before I made that post. Now that I know I'll be on the lookout for the perfect one. I hope you find a new one you like. >Fresh prince That's a very valid association lol.>>34829287It's hard to explain. Was there ever anyone at school that you just didn't like? Like there's nothing wrong with them, they're not a dick to you, it's just something about them rubs you the wrong way? He is a good actor and his weird ass tuna salad sounds good but most of the time when I watch him in a movie it makes me want to roll my eyes.
>>34829217I'm very boring. Jeans and t shirts outside of work, jeans and polos at work. At home it's cheap basketball shorts in the summer and flannel pants and an oversized fleece in the winter. Sometimes a robe.
>>34829301>polos hot..do u ever wear them with shorts?
>>34829300Isn't a twunk just a himbo?
>>34829300>>34829296NTA. It's probably his voice then. Nobody else sounds similar that I've ever heard.
>>34829270>JH is reading this and crying from jealousy
>>34829305It's a twink with a bit more heft to him with the gay energy toned way down. Doesn't have to be dumb, and himbos can be beefier.Himbos are big, hot, and dumb as a rock.
If I hear someone use words like "twink", "twunk", "twonk", "lower bottom" "top energy" "bear" "otter" or whatever the fuck I always assumed it's a gay man or some other type of queer
>>34829306That could be part of it but there's something about the eyes too. I don't trust him.
>>34829311Women are just gay men with vaginas
>>34829311It was, but gay culture essentially went mainstream with gen z.
>>34829147MaleYes those shoes are really nice. I wish women wore those more
>>34829292i find these terms acceptable
>>34829250Why don't women find one guy like that and all date him at the same time and leave tge rest of us alone?
>>34829303Very occasionally with the aforementioned basketball shorts if I change my pants after work but don't take off my work shirt.
>>34829313>>34829316Ok well stop it especially women need to never say those words it gives Men the ICK.
>>34829311Five out of seven of those are just body types.
>>34829330ICK
>>34829323Millennial or gen X?
>>34829335How the fuck did it do that?
>>34829333It's never time appropriate to talk like a gay man. ICK ICK ICK
>>34829323do women ever desire to be a gay guy
how do girls like shoeonhead make a living just sharing their bf's take on things
>>34829319>Why don't women find one guy like that and all date him at the same time and leave tge rest of us alone?Anon, that becoming more true every day.
Last time I did some push ups was the 10th of August, foids should I do more today?
>>34829341Who's her bf?
if i get a gf and just share her crazy takes on shit will it make me a successful youtuber among the female demographic?
>>34829340I hope not because that would give men the biggest ICK that's fujoshi nerdy smelly stinky fishy vagina tier of ICK
>>34829337I hope your spastic reaction to this makes your life worse every day.
>>34829337Quit being a faggot a d answer the question
>>34829340>what are ftms
>>34829349At least I won't be talking like a homosexual 'ironically' everyone else who doesn't have brain rot will assume you are gay.
>>34829340some of them think they do but i think they all end up with buyer's remorse
>>34829350>quit being a faggotnever started since I don't say gay words
>>34829341>shoeonheadits been a long time since ive heard that name. I remember when my friend in middle school showed me her videos, he was really into that anti-sjw stuff and he also sexually harassed me
>>34829341>male opinions presented by an attractive womanIf you can't understand why this is profitable you need to go find an adult.
you can't even use a ftm's vagina they're a walking tragedy
>>34829353>>34829356Hilarious
>>34829362I thought men liked big clits?
Force feeding a Big Mac to skinny twig femanons.
>>34829362i was told men would fuck anything
>>34829365yea but they can bleed out and die from penetration because the test makes their vaginal walls paper thin and less elastic
>>34829370lol who tf told u that
>>34829369nah it's just sad to fuck a ftm it would be like fucking a broken crumpled pinãta, all the good parts a gone and all that's left is just a empty rainbow colored husk
>>34829356I'm guessing gen X since a lot of media from your era seems to portray being repetitive as funny.
>>34829359What did he do?
>>34829373Ok I'm guessing you are gay since your people say words like "twink" "twunk" "twonk"
>>34829375Ass slap and thigh grabs, also called me a femoid
>>34829117I cant place that blue bitch
>>34829376Ok.
>>34829372ftms make great gf cuz theyll never leave u since the amount of men willing to date them is super low, very high libido too so lotsa sex
>>34829373>a lot of media from your era seems to portray being repetitive as funny.This is a trvth nvke though
>>34829373NtaThere's an art to knowing where the line between "repeated so many times it's no longer funny" and "repeated so many times it became funny again" is and being willing to commit.
>>34829371it's basic biology anon and there are multiple emergency room accounts
>>34829377Why didn't you punch him in the face? Or what did you do about it?
>>34829383>Very high libidoLmao dude their hormones got gutted and their genitals are mutilated whatever "libido" they pretend to have is probably them overcompensating and LARPing as a "Man"
>>34829383No boobs though
>>34829387i never told anyone until i was older, he was my friend and i didnt want him to get in trouble
>>34829388big clit = genital mutilation?
>>34829336cats are liquid don't you know anon?>>34829370I wasn't aware>>34829388idk they have the "horny everyday" kind of hormones now so it would make sense to be as high libido as cismen
if i were jerry seinfeld i would have married that 16 year old
Need men's opinions.I became close friends with a married man a few months ago. Recently, he came over my place one evening. He was extra tired and stressed so I offered to massage his back. Note that I said nothing sexual to him. I start rubbing him and he demands I go lower. As soon as I'm rubbing his lower back he immediately becomes horny, takes off all his clothes, and lies down on the couch. He starts pulling me on top of him and starts kissing me. I know he's married, but I've had a huge crush on him ever since we met and am loving the sexual attention. I end up taking off my clothes and we fuck. He cums inside me then falls asleep. When he wakes up he realizes what he's done, pushes me away, and starts yelling at me. He eventually leaves. The next day, I text him but he replies back in a very angry way. Next thing I know he's blocked me on all social media and hasn't spoken to me since.Why are guys like this? I didn't instigate the sex but he accused me of turning him into an adulterer and became livid with me.
>>34829377You should have turned the tables on him by raping him.
>>34829396lol
>>34829396>I became close friends with a married man a few months agono self respecting decent man is friends with women other than his wife
>>34829340not in the slightest>>34829345yeah! do 10 more than last time
>>34829396Is this from AO3 or Literotica?
>>34829396Ignoring that this is bait, in the case that this was real, people like the two in your story should be euthanized. It should be out of the hands of the partner like in domestic violence cases where the abused person rarely actually presses charges so the state does it regardless of if they want to or not.
>>34829398how exactly? The physical logistics seem questionable>>34829395would you also have married Vanessa the florist?
>>34829396You monster
>>34829404
>>34829402No.
As a femanon I would avoid any married man like the playge and I hope other women would do the same to my future husband.
>>34829405You're supposed to be a smart girl. Figure out how to rape a nigga.
>>34829410To be fair, I had no idea he was going to fuck me.
>>34829410Preselective behavior of women says otherwise
>>34829402Literotica is for old farts
>>34829405>how exactly? The physical logistics seem questionableNta, you put your penis inside his butthole
>>34829410I've heard of single guys wearing wedding bands to bars because it's apparently easier to get laid
Why are women who are attracted to you willing to put up with so much shit from you?I've had women overlook some of the most heinous and problematic shit I've said or even the fact that I smell of body odor and scream at people during my bipolar episodes because they desperately wanted to fuck in my moldy cockroach infested apartment. It's amazing, it really is.
>>34829415okay so if i dont have a penis..?
>>34829412To be fair you invited a married man into your home, alone and offered a massageWhat the fuck was your thought process
>>34829413>>34829416stop being weird
>>34829407based
>>34829418Julien assures me that you do.
The only time i get female attention is when I take my nephews on vacationWomen are natural honewreckers
>>34829417its called empathy anon, maybe one day you'll experience this too
>>34829419>What the fuck was your thought processShe has a crush on him like she said
>>34829417Bipolar men have the same energy to pull in women as Borderline females have to pull in the men that's why. Some disorders just have sex appeal like that bro. Autism in males = no bitches. Autism in females = marriage material.
drinking skol in my bed at 4 am while listening to solace by earl sweatshirt and feeling sorry for myself. women, would you date a man that does this? or would you tell him to go to therapy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3q_0UP6sck
>>34829117Women, what's it like to be single?
>>34829420Its a fact. Women find guys who are in relationships more attractive
>>34829424the fact that they have equal rights is quite frankly insane but it doesn't seem like it will last much longer.
>>34829425>Women are willing to passionately attack you with kisses and absorb your cock out of empathyNo offense but you wouldn't happen to be mentally special, would you?
>>34829423Someone finally spells my name right
>>34829423I can assure you that i dont
>>34829425ntaThat's not called empathy that's called sympathy. Empathy would mean you relate to having screaming fits and living in trash
>>34829424Women want to fuck your nephews?
>>34829429MI would've written her masturbating.
>>34829429I prefer the second one. I don't care if that comes off as pickme or whatever, But I don't imagine that's uncommon. I would 100% prefer cozy fun blanket gf.
i can’t wait until i get a bf so i dont have to interact w the mean and rude anons on here
>>34829437If they have my sisters genes then they probably will, she’s a model
>>34829441Why aren't you eating pizza and playing with a dog?
>>34829424>The only time i get female attention is when I take my nephews on vacationWomen are natural honewreckersnoticed this too when im pushing my baby in the stroller when im out alone all the signals start flying off and they approach initially to pretend to talk to the baby but then they start initiating and dragging convos with me
i'll never have to see another bv or kp post again once i get a gf
>>34829429I would have written her with a baggy t-shirt and sports bra. On her bed watching something on her laptop and ignoring her dog scratching the door.
>>34829443oddly specific why arent u?
>>34829420i've heard guys that get a lot of women say the exact same shit t.bh. this has nothing to do with "being weird"
>>34829429some women totally get home and just dissociate on the floor for a few hours
>>34829447I was referring to the above gif
>>34829450>refers to it as a gifngmi
>>34829446like this?
>>34829448nta but it's true women have this pattern, if you are single and never had a gf before, you're not gonna be seeing them show interest. The more and more GFs you had, the more they start showing up, especially if you either just had a heartbreak or you just got engaged
>>34829450oh lol i was very confused at firstur funny lets kiss
>>34829452No
>>34829452wtf
>>34829442The thing I feel most deprived about when I was a teenager is that I never got groomed or fucked by an older, adult woman. The closest I ever got was at a National Day parade on holiday in a seaside village. I was just minding my own business when some maybe 30 year old goth lady swoops up behind me and gropes one of my ass cheeks in a drive-by.
>>34829452
>>34829452boring meds stack
>>34829454I'm not fat though.
>>34829445none of you will have to see me again if i get a boyfriend
>>34829406What did I do wrong in this situation?
>>34829453you don't even necessarily need a gf or a wife if you're getting attention from any woman, other women are going to want to steal it
>>34829462jst get fat then!!!! i know men all secretly want to just give in and be fed big meals every day anyways,
>>34829459too much info manwhat the fuck are you talking about
>>34829463i hope you do get a bf and a stable happy life with a good husband i pray for your success
>>34829463>none of you will have to see me again if i get a boyfriendYou can never leave this place.Eventually you'll make a joke that only this place gets and no one will understand it and you'll come crawling back.
>>34829468
>>34829463You'll continue posting here, you'll just be blogging about your boyfriend. Do you have that constantly wide-eyed facial expression most autistic women have? They always have this needy-curious big-eyed expression that resembles a puppy.
>>34829463damn so we're really stuck with you forever huh
>>34829463There's no way one person could satiate your voracious appetite for attention long term. At best you'll the herpes of this thread.
>>34829290Yes.
>>34829466I can't. Eating is so fucking boring.
Were your genitals ever abused or had sexual things done to them as part of a tribal ritual?
>>34829471>Do you have that constantly wide-eyed facial expression most autistic women have? I guess yeah? i have kinda a blank look and i try my best to raise my eyebrows since it looks prettier
>>34829476lol u can just eat while doing other thingsmultitask
Why do humans have so much consciousness, so many hopes, dreams, feelings, and fears, if we're basically just big insects that exist to be eaten and crushed by larger and more powerful beings?
>>34829478one thing i think most guys can get mad at the jews about is normalizing the forcing of circumcision on so many boys
>>34829117Not opposite sex question but diff gen question.I'm a 36 year old millennial boomer with a 19 year old daughter. I met this 20 year old guy, soon to be 21 at work who I really like. In the sense I like how he views the world, what he seeks in relationships, morality etc. the way he thinks is basically how I only started to think when I was approaching 30.I see him as this real stand up guy and desu the type of guy I would want my daughter to be with and who I would love to have as a son in law. Mind you he doesn't even know I have kids near his age so we just talk about life stuff and he tells me how screwed dating is these days and sees me as the work unc to joke with and ask life adviceHow do I set them up? I joked about it with my wife who brought it up with my daughter but I think she (my daughter) is overthinking it acting like it's going to make her look desperate having her parents set her up.Is this really how you guys would think as a 20 year old? Mind you, both of them are against dating apps and want to meet someone authentically (as my wife tells me she says) so isn't this an authentic way of meeting someone?Also how much of a deal breaker is it for a girl to not have friends? I think it's one of her biggest insecurities and she can get really deep in her routines. She doesn't really leave the house besides work and gym ? Imo as a guy I think it's ideal for a girl to have few to no friends and don't see why it would be seen as a bad thing in eyes of guys.
>>34829481We're the most powerful beings living on earth
>>34829465that's true that tickles their hypergamy but what really seals the deal is the social vetting, if the guy has had number of long term commitments it's proof he has prospects of security and if he is engaged or married its a guarantee. the more you learn about hypergamy the more impressive it gets not gonna lie it's a smart shortcut system that hones in on security using status as the marker
>>34829464You raped a man
i really liked my classmate a lot but she was not all that attractive probably could have been if she cared to get fit
>>34829481Dreams breathe life into men, and can cage them in suffering. Men live and die by their dreams, but long after they’ve been abandoned, they still smolder deep in men’s hearts. Some see nothing more than life and death. They are dead. For they have no dreams.
>>34829419>>34829426Yes, I had a crush on him, because I was attracted to his intellect. We became friends because we shared the same intellectual interests. He had been over my home a few other times but nothing sexual happened.
women, how do i meet you?
>>34829487How was what I did "rape"?
>>34829493Are you going to tell his wife you took his creampie?
Sitting in the movie theatre waiting for the movie to start.
>>34829417We call it empathy and wave away the shitty things you say and do as long as you apologize and say you love us because we naively believe the person you are when you're calm enough to pretend is the real you not the piece of shit you are when you're slightly stressed or inconvenienced. It takes a while to sink in. If he's pretty and the sex is good it takes longer.
>>34829483Just arrange a cookout or some invitational gathering at your home where multiple guests are present, invite that guy. Then your daughter will feel better about talking to him if it's in a crowd setting since it doesn't seem as forced or desperate. And good shit man, you sound like a good dad a lot of dad's don't bother looking out for other good men for their daughters, I plan on doing the same for my daughter when she is older.
>>34829396How'd he fuck you?
>>34829498Which movie?
>>34829497He's probably told her already.
>>34829499>We call it empathy So females don't understand what empathy is then
>>34829504What makes you think that?
>>34829501He wanted me to get on top of him so we fucked that way. Penis-in-vag.
I want a skinny, pale, small boobed girl I can fold.But I also want a curvy, luscious girl that I turn into a plappenheimer.There is just such a huge variety of hot women and they're all beautiful and I want them all. :3
>>34829505Empathy, sympathy, either, both. Depends on the situation.
>>34829509>Depends on the situationSo females don't understand empathy
>>34829425>>34829499>>34829417this is the real answer.
>>34829508in which country do you live?
>>34829510Kinda sounds like you don't?"Aw, I get that"Empathy."That's so shitty, I'm sorry"Sympathy.
>>34829495i met my partner through discord, and my last social event was a con that I went to today
I want kissies
>>34829513A country that has both, that's the great thing.
>>34829503Paper Tiger, directed by James Gray and starring Adam Driver, Miles Teller, and Scarlett Johansson.
>>34829507>Teehee I didn't know what was going to happen teehee I invite married men into my home and intimately massage them teehee I had no idea guys i am innocent teehee....you little SLUT!
>>34829515>my partnerWhy do millennials say partner?I've never heard a zoomer or gen x say it.
>>34829516You only get slaps, sorry.
>>34829514>Thinks empathy is about wordsOk sure.
>>34829436well yeah I could picture me having outbursts or neglecting myself if in a bad mental state
>>34829521slaps are fun too>>34829519>apple bottom jeans>boots with the furrrrr>JESSICA
>>34829508Madonna whore complex
>>34829517I'm the first kind thats why i asked
>>34829522If you want to go on a "women can never understand men's emotions" rant just do it there's no need to drag it out with these theatrics.
moid anon what. if we went on a date and i got nervou and puked all over u :<
>>34829520because if I say my gf and I mention that I'm also female people use it to derail the thread
There are technical issues at my movie screening, there will be a 20 minute delay.
>>34829527No I just find it funny when people can't seem to understand what empathy is
>>34829525Oh no, the way I fuck does not change depending on the looks. Skinny women are just easier to fold.>>34829526Hot, would fold you into a pretzel.
>>34829528Its ok, I would feel flattered you were nervous about me, might make me a bit cocky though.
>>34829516you will have to settle for the vague attentions of an awkward man who you arent sure if he likes you and dont think you would want him even if he did but you want to know
>>34829535You're flattered that a man puke because of you?
>>34829525>Madonna whore complexWhy do women still use this outdated boomer term?It's not 1963 anymore.
>>34829537im a girl not a man
>>34829534>"like a pretzel"ok so you're German then? I thought fat people aren't really a thing in Europe
>>34829537I thought it was a femanon asking moid anons, maybe dont write like fag next time
wo(men)what do you offer to your future spouse that makes them wonder how they ever survived without you
One thing I've learned in life is that women hate seeming retarded. They'll say 2 + 2 = 22, and no one who finds them hot is allowed to say 4. Men will bend reality itself otherwise they won't have sex anymore.
>>34829524Who was in the wrong here?
>>34829542lol you think pretzels only are a German thing?I said nothing about being fat. :)
>>34829545maybe men could stop collectively gaslighting and rewarding a very small subset of toxic women for being that way?
>>34829528depends on if you got avoidant or attached afterward
>>34829524i like kittens too! where can i see your tits?
>>34829545You're supposed to call out their retardation if you find them hot. Every girl I ever dated I would always put her in her place if she acted unreasonable and the funny thing is they enjoy that
>>34829552ask one of the folder anons
>>34829550id get super attached to any man whod be willing to date me, this happens even when i befriend men
>>34829507You bounced on it? So you were more the instigator than him.
>>34829554what if i solve a riddle you pose?
>>34829555Which femanon are you?
>>34829558the one w the male atoga folder
>>34829554also (((You))) will talk to me about something over voice chat
>>34829558Fat fetish
>>34829555if i found you attractive enough to date and you act cute and all then i would put up with first date puke
>>34829548Fucking stop.>>34829553They enjoy it in the long run, but I'm not dealing with dumb antics forever.
>>34829561whyd u have to rat me out :T
>>34829561So she/you is attracted to chubby/fat tall men who are older, but she does not like women who are curvy and considers them to be fat? Ironic.
>>34829545>Men will bend reality itself otherwise they won't have sex anymorethose aren't men
>>34829564You can use their dumb antics for your own enjoyment though if you just put her over your knee and spank her hard for when she does a dumb antic
>>34829566i think u have me confused for a different anon, ive hardly spoken about my dislike for fat women.
Ladies, what would you do if you found out through sleep talking or something that your significant other is attracted to his sister. She's legitimately hot though.
>>34829396How many cheaters do we have ITT? This is #5?
>>34829554im waiting princess
>>34829571Are you not >>34829542 ?
>>34829577nope
>>34829576i really am waiting i have to sleep soon and study for crim law tmw
>>34829578So we have two small femanons who write exactly the same and are here at the same time.
>>34829556He pulled me on top of him first and told me he wanted me to fuck him on top.
All I'm saying is I'm drinking in the shower at 5:00 in the morning and life is great. I might be the happiest person here.
>>34829582im the superior one tho, right? :3
>>34829584And?
GenderDo you remember when picrel was laughed at because dudes like that were a pathetic joke? Now dudes like that are a majority. How does it feel?
>>34829557Okay sure>What have i got in my pocket
>>34829588No they're not, I'd make fun of him today.
>>34829590i'd kick his ass
>>34829552I was looking in desuarchive but seems like they removed them
Women never say their preference they just treat men like assorted chocolate. I think women are just gooners and don't actually like anyone. They treat men like the front page of PornHub.
>>34829590I'd crucify him to a wooden floor
>>34829589you are a nerdthe same thing im going to give you one day :D
>>34829586I don't know which one you are, but the fat chaser one scuddles away as soon as anybody shows any interest and that's rather annoying.
>>34829591I'm not going to jail over a simp. You're a loser if you care that much.
>>34829594>>34829591we should find him and beat him up and give him a wedgie
>>34829582its my boobs that are small I'm actually 5'11">>34829588it may be more common but not less pathetic
>>34829597:/ ouchand i dont even do that
>>34829599I agree we should also dunk his head in a toilet bowl and then flush the toilet
>>34829600i knew a girl like this once she was a cunt and fucked niggers
>>34829596youre going to give me a paperclip?
>>34829601Ok so where are you from?
>>34829604a paperclip can be a ring
>>34829605america, u?
>>34829592>try checking archive for deleted catboxed titties ITT>random JH pussy jumpscare
>>34829584Yeah, and then you spent 10 minutes riding him when you could've stood up and walked
>>34829607Europe.
>>34829603>she was a cunt and fucked niggers...'tis an awesome thing to see!If anything, I'll be the one watching! - Brian
>>34829608>random JH pussy jumpscareWhat?
>>34829610what country? is english ur 1st language?
>>34829396>As soon as I'm rubbing his lower back he immediately becomes horny,This is the problem. Men get turned on when you start touching them in that spot. You knew what you were doing, didn't you?
>>34829615>Men get turned on when you start touching them in that spot.We do? Im a virgin so idk
>>34829117Women, how often do you post yourself doing something quirky and then post it online?
>>34829614I'm not going to dox myself like that, bro.
>>34829615Of course she did she's a home wrecking slut don't fall for the "I had no idea what happened" shit, sluts do this to soothe their conscience to themselves she knew the entire time what she was doing, the only reason she acts late and surprised now is because the married guy got angry at her for seducing him
>>34829609I was a bit reluctant to at first but I had a crush on him so I was willing to fuck him and was thrilled he wanted to fuck me.Why are you trying to turn me into the villain in this story?>>34829615I didn't know.
>>34829604tick tock chop chop i have to study pour mon classe or however the frogs say itstill waiting for the vc invite too
>>34829620:{ what can u tell me then
>>34829613>anon learns what trolling is
>>34829619>Quirk chungusWould still hit though
>>34829627Would you let me import you for a week of sex escapades and wine and dine?
>>34829624You took him raw too. What if you're carrying his bastard now?
>>34829630youd be disappointed and refund me right backside note, is this ur way of subtly implying u are a fat anon?
>>34829631I don't know. I'll have to wait a few weeks to take a pregnancy test but I strongly doubt I conceived.
>>34829624>I didn't knowYou wanted to fuck him, you were hoping he wanted to fuck you were thrilled he fucked you, you invited him to your home knowing he is married and you felt his body up for a "massage". My ass you "didn't know"
>>34829608>>34829604every femanon has a camwhoring saga
>>34829624>I had a crush on him so I was willing to fuck him and was thrilled he wanted to fuck me.Lol, he probably didn't even bother to get you off and now you'll never see him again
>>34829633>but I strongly doubt I conceived.Why? Besides wishful thinking?
women, my egomania has consumed me. now i have become the head of a criminal empire. Why did you do this to me?
>>34829634>you invited him to your home knowing he is marriedHe came over before and nothing sexual happened during those times.
>>34829625no
>>34829638I've never carried a pregnancy to term before. I've had a few miscarriages so I doubt I can naturally carry a pregnancy.
>>34829642why not
>>34829632What's there to be disappointed?And if you are unexperienced, then I'd just teach you.>subtlyProbably more chubby than fat at BMI 29, bit I don't know your exact preferences.
>>34829641Flirting?
>>34829641>He came over before and nothing sexual happened during those times.We both know the implication of inviting a married man who you crushed on to your home to be alone with him 1-on-1. You're not a very good liar
>>34829643Oh, I remember you. Is this your first married guy?
>>34829647What do you mean by flirting?
>>34829642i will write you erotica in recompensei am a pretty good author and have had a lot of fans in the past on wattpad, ao3 ..., i also write a lot for school but it is all legal so there is no skill involved just routine and procedure
>>34829646>What's there to be disappointed?a lot more than u think anon>Probably more chubby than fat at BMI 29hm, u should beef up some more, like alot more
>>34829624>I didn't know.>>34829643>'ve had a few miscarriages so I doubt I can naturally carry a pregnancy.This is my first and last reply to you.You are a horrible LARP and probably just another r9k incel pretending to be a woman.Fuck off and die in a fire.
>>34829654>a lot more than u think anonTell me.
>>34829613A suspiciously JH-like poster dropped a dildoing pic then left without a word.
>>34829658someones getting tied up and messed with and its not me
>>34829653She is Chad-only, don't bother.
>>34829660I don't get it.
>>34829661i am a self made millionare <24 at a good legal program
>>34829507>>34829624Lazy LARP
>>34829663What do you want to know?
>>34829664oh i assumed u were one of those anons, nvm
>>34829671Again, I don't get it.You want to tie me up? I don,t know anything about your fetishes besides fat dudes.
>>34829675ur cluelessness is cute
@kittenposteri wait so patiently
>>34829619i use bereal so almost daily i guess
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/34756302/500/2/#34757781
>>34829680oh you dont look great
nevermind sorry i harassed youi need a girl to take to japan for my winter break i thought you were a candidate but not with that bodycute posts though!
>>34829663>tell us more about the hot cheating sex femanon!Why did you delete?
>>34829653LOOKTHIS ANON HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE THREAD ATTENTION WHORE
>>34829689>>34829687.... it was short livedi thought she was hot and i need a single use friend (well like 10 day trip friend)if you have suggestions... fruitspider@secria.me
who knew atoga moids were so picky abt looks
>>34829676Well, you refuse to elaborate.
>>34829687>but not with that bodyHer body is probably the only thing that's not wrong with her.
>>34829694hard to be open with an anon whos so closed off
>>34829692i just browse and i like finding people for short term vacations in pretty safe countries to pretend i live a different lifewe both pretend to be something else and experience a better life as a result>>34829695i dont really like the loose skin to be honest
>>34829691bro why are you trying to pick up girls in atoga of all places>yes I will go on a 10 day trip to a foreign country with a man I dont even know or know what he looks likewhat kind of woman do you think will say yes to that?
>>34829699ive been to japan twice in the same circumstances, along with taiwan with girls met off of 4chan or adjacent placeswent to south africa to do cheetah volunteering with a girl off of /an/people say yes, im not a murderer. not a bad looking white guy from a 1st world at a good college, not going to throw it away to rape and murder a midi just want to be myself and not have serious commitments while enjoying a foreign place with someone who speaks my language
>>34829696
women would u leave a guy if he got severe ED in some sort of incurable "yeah ma'am his dick dont work ever again sorry" way?
>>34829699>bro why are you trying to pick up girls in atoga of all placesI would say why are you try trying to pick up girls in atoga of all places while also exhibiting youre trash as a person, he ks not helping himself.
>>34829709i mean she wont vci could work with her body it just is not very convincing
>>34829634Massages aren't inherently sexual.
>>34829650>the implication
>>34829650>You're not a very good liarFriends aren't allowed to visit each others' homes? FFS
>Friends aren't allowed to visit each others' homes? FFSWoman moment.
>>34829660Erm
Why do women think everything we do is meant to appeal to them?
>>34829748>weI am not doing shit for that mentally ill human trafficker.
>>34829396This is a universal human response, regardless of gender, age, race, sexuality, or whatever. We want to attribute the bad things which happen to us to some clear and easy to understand cause. If we stub our toes, it's frustrating to accept "it's just one of those things which happens even when you're careful"; it's much easier, in the moment, to start swearing at your furniture for daring to be in your way. Now, in this case he's obviously hugely at fault. He did use his big boy brain to pull down his big boy pants and start fucking you. But it feels bad to blame yourself for the things which you do. It feels easier, in the moment, to treat the sex as something which just "happened" to him. And you're the closest thing he can blame other than himself, so you get the ire. And he's worried you'll reveal what he did and he's angry at what he did too so he's trying to forget you exist.You've learned a good lesson about fucking taken guys. A lot of them will react like this. I had a girl react similarly (in my case she didn't tell me she had a bf until after we'd spent all evening snogging though).
So I met this girl at a party, she was the only one interested in me, we had a great time and she gave me her number, we've been talking for a few days and we are arranging a date.Now I dug some information on her and found out she's around 15-16, no one at the party told me anything and they all saw me with her.Am I in trouble? I'm 27
>>34829757Depends. Did she seem obviously young or would other people be shocked too
>>34829348guess it depends if they're bi men, hope you find yourself a truly straight woman though lol>>34829352personally I'm mtf but I don't really think of myself as a woman, just really gayI think most ftms want to be gay as fuck>>34829355the reality is in fact that most gay men are still men, they still get brought up a certain way and often forced to repress anything "feminine"I feel like in the ideal world of the fujo, the gay boy never suffered for their faggotry and that it was totally cool for them to explore their feelings in unrestricted ways..Maybe we'll have that one day universally, I think it’s cool for guys to be in touch with their emotions and be themselves and if that happens to be softer than some other men then that’s okay
>>34829762I was a bit drunk so I don't remember, I do remember when I was getting ready to leave some of my coworkers were saying I should stay a bit more to get her number
>>34829757won't be in trouble if you cancel the date now that you're aware of how young she is
>>34829748Probably the same reason we thing everything women do is meant to appeal to us. And then we get mad when it doesn't.
>>348297634tran tier internalised transphobia
>>34829751>>34829748I did the 500 push-ups in a day challenge a few times. Tate said it means you're mentally strong but I'm really not lol
>>34829788Don't talk to me.
>>34829723These are the forces that govern social behavior.According to state law, cheating on a partner is acceptable, so why bother remain faithful? Because there are other forces and laws at play designed to govern more unique and specific cases and according to the common etiquette, prolonged intimate one-on-one encounters between a man and a woman should be avoided unless they are already a family in some way or it's a strictly serious business, like visiting a gynecologist.Humans are so pathetically fickle that we still separate men's and women's restrooms simply to prevent too much intimacy between the genders.
>>34829791>prolonged intimate one-on-one encounters between a man and a woman should be avoided unless they are already a family in some wayor plan to be
>>34829779Who is we?
>GenderHow would you feel if, instead of breasts, women had halves of Salvador Dalí’s mustache where their nipples should be, and they were called “breastaches”?
>>34829794I can't schlick to this hypothetical.
How can I tell whether an inexperienced male is shy and sensitive and pure of heart and not a degenerate porn addict with a nonfunctional death gripped penis?
I lost the ability to jack off
>>34829800How can we help?
>>34829797Why even waste time with literal incels when you have so many options available? You're like the self-sabotaging 50yjak but female and active in the dating domain.
>>34829797I don't see how those are mutually exclusive. I'm a shy and sensitive virgin man with a working penis that hates degeneracy but I also have my extremely horndog days where I jork it to some shameful things as well. You're looking for some sort of perfect man that doesn't exist.
>>34829748Then why do all men do that?
>>34829396Absolute yikes.
>>34829802You cantI just felt like throwing a lil fun fact in here
>>34829691sent you an email anon btw
>>34829794>>34829796You really think women have always had breasts?Thats exactly what they want you to believe.Before 1934 women had breastaches: two halves of Salvador Dalí’s mustache that naturally grew where nipples are now. Thats actually why old bras had a horizontal seam, it kept the tips of the mustaches from getting tangled togetehr.Then the Obese Goblin showed up.Nobody knows his real name. In Spanish archives he appears only as El Duende Gordo. He supposedly worked as a mustache-wax merchant but THINK ABOUT IT for two seconds. why would an obese goblin need that much fucking mustache wax???In 1934 he meets Dalí. Three years later Dalí paints The Metamorphosis of Narcissus.METAMORPHOSIS.They werent even trying to hide it.The Goblin discovered that by reversing the keratinic polarity of the breastaches he could make the mustaches retract into the chest. The keratin would then be converted into mammary tissue. Thats why breasts contain fat: THE GOBLIN WAS OBESE. MATTER RETAINS THE MEMORY OF ITS CREATOR.How is nobody seeing this???The operation was carried out worldwide between 1937 and 1942 while everyone was distracted for OBVIOUS reasons. Afterward the photos were altered, anatomy textbooks were replaced and an entire generation of kids grew up seeing breasts. Within 20 years nobody remembred the breastaches anymore.And now whenever someone asks what happened to the mustaches they tell you “women have always had breasts.”Oh really?????Then explain why mammal starts with mam.MAM.MUSTACHE AGAINST MUSTACHE.WAKE TF UP.
>>34829706Yes
I already know this is a dumb question, but are there any women who have a fetish of trying to turn gay guys straight?
>>34829813Would you want to be left if your vagina had a disease that gabe it permanent vaginism!
>>34829807That's depressing. Masturbating is like my third favorite thing to do.
>>34829813Yet women want men to love them if they turned into a worm
>>34829692Every guy is picky online. That will settle for anything irl
>>34829817Yeah. It’s like different people are different or something.
>>34829396Femanons, tell me this is bait, tell me these are the moid hands!You are supposed to be better than us!I don't want to lose even more hope/cope in womanity!
>>34829822There are cheaters and people who sleep with cheaters, sorry to burst your bubble.
>>34829816Its beyond my control
>>34829803>>34829804I'm into shy men and turned off by coomers. Is that really too much to ask for?When I was figuring out whether I could be bisexual I had no issue finding shy inexperienced women that fit my preferences but the men are always obsessed with porn and sex even if they aren't having any. Maybe even more degenerate the less sex they're having.
>>34829826I think that's probably not the case, unless it's chopped off or something.
>>34829723>Friends aren't allowed to visit each others' homes? FFSYou're either trolling or autistic.
>>34829828No, its psychologicalI cant do anything about it>>34829830
>>34829793You tell me. You said it first.
>>34829827Are you even an inexperienced virgin yourself?
>>34829830NTA, it's possible to misread signals.
>>34829834I'm not inexperienced but I haven't taken dick since all my potential bfs have turned out to be porn addicts.
>>34829827>but the men are always obsessed with porn and sex BECAUSE* they aren't having anyFTFYUnlike you, they aren't having any. You expect their sexuality to just... not exist I guess. Because they're shy. They are basically just subhuman objects to you.
>>34829827tbqh sounds like you have sexual hangups you don't want to confrontthat or you have a low drive and this makes you feel pressured
I bought a girl a cute small olive tree in a round clay pot, is that a suitable gift for a girl? I'm not trying to court her, she's just a friend
>>34829837Define "porn addict". Is it actually impacting their life by making them spend a bunch of money or self-harm or something?
>>34829842i would like it as a gift
>>34829835>NTA, it's possible to misread signals.Yeah sure but no married man wanders into a single woman's home alone with her due to a missed signal, and no single woman invites a married man into her home alone with her on a missed signal. What was there to misunderstand? Was he supposed to help her fix a pipe?
>>34829842MI don't know, but it sounds sweet to me. Are you sure you have the kind of relationship where she doesn't now think you're trying to court her though?
I'm embarrassed. Someone pulled the di-hydrogen-oxide joke on me yesterday and I wasn't alert enough to catch on until the pointed it out.
>>34829851I get the embarrassment but on the other hand you made their day and they'll have fond memories of hanging out with you
>>34829849No she's the girlfriend of my friend. I just bought it because most of the stores were closed and when I was browsing through a flower shop I found that. I was just planning to get her a gift card for a perfume shop. She's throwing a party and I didn't want to show up empty handed.
>>34829117
>>34829842DependsAre you attractive yourself?
>>34829855:( It wasn't even in person. I watched a youtube short.
>>34829860Oh well then you should be embarrassed that you felt embarrassed because who the fuck was there to be embarrassed in front of? Yourself? Please.
>>34829855>I get the embarrassment but on the other hand you made their day and they'll have fond memories of hanging out with you:^/
>>34829863Sure man it's just like that
>>34829856Well it's a more original gift than a gift card.Personal opinion, if you're buying gift cards you might as well gift the money directly. Money is like gift cards but better because you can spend it in more places of your choice and it has a longer expiry date.So well done going with an actual present.
>>34829864It wasn't >>34829860But it can be with such thinking
>>34829862>Yourself?Yes.It wasn't that long ago I pulled that myself here on atoga. And then I didn't pay enough attention to catch it myself. Felt like a bit of karmic retribution and a reminder to be kind and not so judgemental of other people.
>>34829838I'm not having sex either and it hasn't made me consume porn.>>34829840What hangups? Pressured how? Nothing in this post sounds like my love life.>>34829843It's impacting their sexual performance. They themselves have hinted at trying to use less porn or jerk off less now that they're dating so they know they have a problem.
>>34829863Why does 4chan think that having a positive attitude is a bad thing?
>>34829870Porn is just fun. If you don't get it you never will.>It's impacting their sexual performance. Specifics please.
>>34829859Why would you ask this?
>>34829810thanks for the quality shitpost o7
>>34829874Becuse thats the main factor in determining if the female will like the gift or not
>>34829871>Why does 4chan think that having a positive attitude is a bad thing?Nice bait attempt but you shouldn't have framed it as "Why does 4chan..." because it shows that you are trying too hard to target the demographic you are trying to bait, you also implicitly set yourself apart from the subject matter since you too are part of 4chan, this shows too much awareness which signals you are baiting. I strongly advise reframing it as "Why is having a positive attitude somehow a bad thing?" This would have been more effective.
>>34829877Alright:Why is having a positive attitude somehow a bad thing?
>>34829873OK so the men I date to marry are subhuman objects to me because I wish they weren't addicted to porn.But masturbating to human trafficking and dick injections until you can't function sexually is "just fun".>Specifics please.Struggling to finish, asking for pics or videos.
>>34829871too much positivity breeds ignorance and stagnation
>>34829880>>34829884it can also make you a cuck
>>34829880>Why is having a positive attitude somehow a bad thing?That's better.Are you fucking autistic? That's not a positivity example that's a retard acting like a cuck who is happy he got his shit stolen because it made the nigger who stole it happy to sell for drug money it's reddit tier shit and only shows the author is a weak hedonistic cunt who thinks happiness is the measure of all things
>>34829884Toxic positivity is like the nauseating build up before vomiting, toxic negativity is the puking and vomiting of all things nasty. Toxic negativity is objectively better because it at least feels good
>>34829881Your mind is gonna break when you learn about drawn porn, visual novels, hentai etc.Please don't be intellectually dishonest>Struggling to finishHow, specifically, is this related to porn?>asking for pics or videosDoesn't seem like a downside or like the effect of porn, seems like they just miss you and want to masturbate to you
>>34829896You know you're being a creepy bastard by trying to lawyer and logic a femanon into accepting your weird little gooner lifestyle even tho she isn't fucking you right? "Doesn't seem like a downside from porn seems like they miss you" nigga you ain't dating her boyfriend how the fuck can you know what that nigga is feeling
I'm depressed again :(
>>34829899She's not going to fuck you
>>34829903who cares I got someone to fuck irl just saying running defense for gooner shit even though it's not even about that anon it's about her BF is fuckin retarded
Is there a way to get a plus 1 or fake gf?I wanna go to a sporting event and I wanna have a girl with me in case I run into coworkers or something and they see me alone. I’m well put together and not ugly. I don’t care about dating/sex. I’ll pay for everything. Just want to hang out there and maybe get dinner if they want. I’ll treat them to a fun day like a date but no strings or whatever attached. I feel like this is most of the reason I want a gf. I am so over sex and stuff like that
>>34829905I will always run defence for gooner shit. Porn is based and so is sex.
>>34829907Yeah you do that but at least understand that not everyone is you and some people have standards and boundaries and trying to talk people out of those is slimy shit
>>34829908Some people's standards and boundaries are dumb as fuck and yes I will shit on them. Welcome to 4chan
>>34829452Not comfy!
>>34829906hire an escort
>>34829837>I'm not inexperiencedSo you're not "pure" yourself and demand "purity" from your partners
>>34829452its people like this that fuel transphobia
>>34829910just don't act surprised when marriage orientated people beg to differ going into full destiny streamer debate mode over it nigga the fuck. nobody wants to have kids to a husband whose daily routine is pants down and his hairy dick mashed to hentai or porn. Imagine having kids with that and your 3 yr old walks in and dad is whacking himself off like a depraved zombie to some whores
>>34829906>>34829912From a faraway place then, so that some of those coworkers won't potentially recognize her
I despise your pastrami.It is paid for in blood money.You are sick!
>>34829884Do you have too much positivity in your life? Is your life that good? Do you struggle to feel anger and sadness and disgust. Do you feel like all that positivity is preventing you from having the full emotional experience?
I was once mutual masturbation and pegging buddies with a midget woman with mild cerebral palsy who wore boyish clothing and had a dykey hairstyle. The look was hot but I felt like a creep sometimes in that she so closely resembled a young boy in how she appeared.
>>34829910Exactly, there are dudes who will give another dude a blow job but won't kiss him on the lips because that's gay. Fucking weird ass boundaries.
>>34829921Sometimes, but things like 4chan add enough negative spice to my life and curb my desire to be content.
>>34829924Newsflash! Man sucking man is GAY and so is kissing another man on the lips. Congrats on making it oit off the closet, non.
>>34829926Yes, we all know you enjoy getting jerked off and sucked off by other men. But your real test before you are initiated into the Gay Lifestyle is if you like it up the ass. I notice you still have not scheduled a time to bend over and get tested for Homosexuality.
>>34829815Yes
>>34829930Seeing as I do not have a b penis, I think you would be extremely confused if you saw me bend this bad boy bussy over. But go off.
>>34829934You mean you do not have a penis, or you do not have a big penis? If you mean you do not have penis, you need to be gettin yo pussy ate.
He was dishonorably discharged for beating up a man in Afghanistan that he caught doing bacha bazi on a little boy. Women, would you refuse to date this imperialist war criminal, or would you celebrate that he beat up a Northern Alliance pedophile?
>>34829935My bad.. typo. I have vageen. And only had my pusspuss munched once. Ig the guy I was dating is scared of my bits or sumthin.
>>34829925I envy you.
>>34829937babygirl - he gay. it's ok. maybe someone will truly love you, one day.
>>34829937>Was scared of my bitsI'm not! I wish I could play with your whisker biscuit
>male>meet a girl to watch the eclipse>we bump into some of her friends>chatting to one of them, another girl>we talk about music festivals>she tells me about one she went to last year and loved >it's happening again next weekend>I tell her I've got two guestlist tickets but my friends are busy or not interested>she says she'd be interested in joining me if I'm okay with it>I say yeah, could be fun>she suggests we go for a drink this weekend so we can get to know eachother better Should I go to the festival with her?
>>34829927RipThese guys used to be so beautiful
Ladies, please relax and enjoy me massaging, masturbating, and eating out your pussies. Thank you.
>>34829941gross
Does either gender have any plans for caturday?
>>34829939Personally, I've noticed that happiness and feeling good for too long gradually erodes my empathy and compassion for others. Suffering, on the other hand, makes me feel more humane and it helps people connect with each other.
>>34829946This made me puke in rage
>>34829948It's illegal and a form of animal abuse to have sex with cats. So, no. You shouldn't celebrate Caturday.
>>34829949>for too longThat's a problem I don't have.
>>34829944Why wouldn't you go to the festival?Where is the dilemma?
>>34829915Weird hypotheticalAnyway this is fucking 4chan, if you don't want to argue about something all you need to do is simply stop replying about it. Which is exactly what SHE did, retard. I don't even know what point you're trying to make here other than being the last white knight on 4chan
>>34829953
>>34829949You lack empathy and compassion because you are a psychopath. Suffer by starving yourself instead of fucking everything that walks instead of drowning those closest to you in negativity and hate. Its your choice to be happy and you are actively choosing not to be. Think positive, you will feel positive and your relationships will bloom and grow. Negative fucking nancy.
>>34829948My cat has woken me upSo I guess im taking her outside to go chirp at the birds
I am going to tickle your toes! Enjoy it while you can, tickle-toes!
>>34829959Top tier cat. I decided to filter my cat pic to look like it was shot with a game boy camera this time for whatever reason
>>34829958Sounds like you're a bigger psychopath than I am, I don't tell people to kill themselves. Funny showcase of your practice of negativity, though.
>>34829944Wh-- Anon, what are you asking here? Be honest with me, did you just want to share your success with the thread? If so: gz, I hope you have a great date. I'm happy for you fr
>>34829964>I don't tell people to kill themselvesNeither did that poster. Where did that come from? Are you projecting?
>>34829961The coolest images are the OG grain. I didn't know people were using filters for that.. I dont use filters so I honestly wouldnt know. I have gotten some crazy electrical feedback on my phone camera once that looked real grainy.
Would you prefer if I massaged your face with the soles of my feet, and rubbed my foot sweat stank on your chin and cheekbones? Would that sexually turn you on?
I hope that femanon never finds the shy inexperienced guy she's looking for because his life will be hell with a woman who is fundamentally not attracted to men.
>>34829964LMAO when did I tell someone to kill themself? Practicing fasting is good for the mind, body and soul.
vibrator use is a red flag
>>34829965date? I am pretty sure he has a ticket to go to a festival alone.
>>34829977you either misread the guy's post or you're making some deeper point too galactic brained for me to understand
random tinder moid use during ovulation is a red flag
>>34829974MI'll readily admit this is a double standard but I find a woman using a vibrator less gross (not gross imo honestly) than a guy using a fleshlight.
>>34829980most guys do not use fleshlights, and they're more equivalent to dildoskind of a non-sequitir
>>34829955>>34829965It's that I only met her this week and already we're talking about going to a 5 day music festival and camping there. Seems a lot!
>>34829967It was a reasonable assumption.>>34829973>fastingThen you should've said that instead of starving. I eat and drink in moderation too.
>>34829982My God you're right that does completely change things. I was assuming, like, one night.She's right, get some fucken drinks first
>>34829980Yeah, but you also find a woman touching herself with her fingers less gross than a guy tugging on his wang. I'm assuming. Because you're a straight guy. I'm assuming.
>>34829980if you're not gay why would the thought of a man masturbating not be gross to you?
>>34829980I got kicked out of a Summer Camp Counselor program because I got caught masturbating. Meanwhile some of the female camp counselors were using vibrators and fingering themselves (and in one case each other) in plain sight of the program coordinator and sometimes even the kids, and they got a slap on the wrist if that.
>>34829983>It was a reasonable assumption.Not at all. You're definitely projecting.
>>34829986No, I don't actually. I obviously don't find a guy jacking off to be arousing but I don't think it's borderline degenerate like using a fleshlight. Like I said, I readily admit to the double standard and I'll add that this is just a weird puritanical hangup probably>>34829988That's pretty ridiculous. They should have gotten the same punishment you did.
>>34829988>and sometimes even the kids,Scratch that, they should have gotten worse than you did
>>34829987What I mean to say is that I wouldn't use one myself. I think owning and using one is weird.
>>34829995>fleshlight prevents deathgrip>vibrator might as well be female deathgrip
>>34829988You're mixing up reality and porn again
>>34830003I didn't think of it that way. Fair enough.
>>34829958>Think positive, you will feel positive and your relationships will bloom and grow.Then why so many happy CEOs are so monstrous?
>>34830004NTA, Please come over here so I can force a kiss on your lips and masturbate you
>>34829958>Thinking happiness is a choice The only people I ever met who claimed emotions were choices were autists and when you dig deep into it you just find out they choose to perform the outward appearance of the emotion but they don't feel the emotion they often feel the exact opposite
>>34829995So you have never had a shoulder ache and thought a hand held massager would be nice? Vibes are overrated and cant bring me to o anyway. Better off staying celebate.
Women need the men in their lives to choose for them who they can interact with because women are so fucking bad spotting snakes. I have to fend off so many weirdos from my cousin it's fucking crazy.
>>34830007How many CEOs do you know personally? Dumb af question.
>>34830018Yeah that's correct that's half the reason why women want a good boyfriend in the first place, for security.
>>34830018Or and this might be a wild conceptYou let them fail by giving them agency in their own life. You can only tell someone not to put their hand on the stove so many times before you have to let them touch it.If you are always killing snakes for them they'll never identify them because they dont have to invest in that skill
>>34830019nta but he's not off base, CEOs have the highest % of clinical psychopathy
>>34830010based indiscriminating megabislut
>>34830016>So you have never had a shoulder ache and thought a hand held massager would be nice?Honestly? Very rarely. I get enough of it out with stretches and very mild exercise.
>>34830022You are asking me to let her ruin herself. Fuck off.
>>34830011You can choose to be happy. >Dropped my favorite mugIt was a good piece while it lasted, but i'm big going to upset myself or cry about it because its just a mug. I could use a soup ladle for my coffee and be fine.. might even giggle at the situation. But I could have chosen to rage, yell, throw more mugs, show my tears.
>>34830022>Or and (passive aggressive intro)Redditor spotted"Just let them get sexually abused bro"
What would you do if you were having sex with a woman, balls deep in her, and she said "You like that big sister pussy, huh lil bro?" ?
>>34830026Sometimes women have to hit rock bottom before they learn their place in this world.Don't dismiss letting people fail, its a good training aid
>>34830020Safety is the base need in the hiearchy of needs. Duh. A butch dyke can provide the same feeling of security. Shit, a badass single woman could probably do it herself.Maybe it's the idea that you are important enough in her life that she drops her guards and is vulnerable around you. That would mean you are special to her?
>>34829941pick me. Pls stop embarassing us
>>34830027Yeah see that's not an accurate comparison, choosing not to cry like a bitch over a mug isn't choosing happiness that's called suppressing your emotions which is fine if you happen to be a hypersensitive person who feels upset over a mug that you have to shut yourself up over it. If I break a mug I don't care it's just a mug. If it's sentimental like the mug belonged to my dead relative, I will feel depressed and melancholic for a day maybe two. But no you sound like your emotions are way more intense than average that you have "rage, yell, throw more mugs" on your list of possible reactions. No wonder why you restrain yourself
>>34830030Laughing out loud, slapping him and looking very confused
>>34830032>A butch dyke can provide the same feeling of security.Lmfao yeah sure the same demographic that has the highest count of domestic abuse rates. "A badass single woman could probably do it herself"You were raised on Netflix and not real life. Anyway stop telling other people to cease protecting their loved ones it's fucking creepy
>>34830034>no you sound like your emotions are way more intense than average that you haverigggght and this isnt 4channel where evey little thing is blown into oblivion and utilizing a strong anaolgy to get my point across makes me "too intense". personally, I have never raged like that nor seen anyone rage like that.. you would have to have some v strong emotions about a situation to feel that way about a situation or thing.
>>34830018>Women need the men in their lives to choose for them who they can interact with because women are so fucking bad spotting snakesThis is assuming that they themselves aren't snakes. How many girls are physically, mentally, and sexually abused by their own fathers, brothers, cousins, uncles, and grandfathers?
>>34830037>stop telling other people to cease protecting their loved oneskek where did I state that? I was reinforcing that relationships are not necessary and I believe that more than just MAN can protect.
>>34830007They are happy as long as they get their hit of Line Go Up.If they are left without power point presentations that show upward graphs for too long, they get into aggressive crackhead withdrawal and start fiending for more mass migration and bailouts. Not happy at all.
>>34830038I've seen sperg meltdowns before I have witnessed the tard wrangler in school before chasing down little anons long before they came to this site I saw what Kyle did to that dry well when he lost a Yu-Gi-Oh duel you can't fool me
>>34829974Is weird dildo use a red flag?
Girls, are you sliding pucci tn?
>>34830039>How many girls are physically, mentally, and sexually abused by their own fathers, brothers, cousins, uncles, and grandfathers?Not as often as step fathers or boyfriend the of single mothers, but the highest occurrence is romantic partners usually bad men they pick
>>34830044I would be less insecure about her using a horse cock dildo than a big black one
>>34830044No, I'm into it. I'd want to buy her weird monster dongs.
>>34830044Depends if it has knots or not
>>34830046Thats right! Kick that scum to the curb
>>34830048I'm glad the fact dildos like that are fantastical and therefore not comparable to anything IRL is understood by some men.
>>34830048kek you wouldn't use it too?
>>34830050>>34830051Are certain ones less acceptable than others to you?
>>34830050Go marry a camslut, then. Why are you wasting time?
>>34830044I dunno how to feel about that, but if she's training her ass and not using a vibrator it's probably ok
>>34830055nta How are men supposed to compete with something like The Moby which is 3 ft in length
>>34830062I don't understand how you can find weird dildos and anal okay while decrying vibrators.
>>34830060I'd say it would be strange to see animal dick dildos.Not that it would make me grossed out.Just more "hmmm thats not normal"Cause it isn't something I normally see or deal with
>>34830064they're mechanical and just plain unsexy i think
>>34830063If you directly compare yourself with a piece of plastic and can't think of any way you could possibly outperform it, sex with you will be worse than masturbation with or without toys
>>34830063All weird dildos have massive negatives compared to normal dildos and actual dicks. If they were actually overall better than a normal thing, everybody would be using them. There is genuinely no competition between a weird dildo and guy's dick since the real thing is best, especially compared to the big dildos you're thinking of.
>>34830064The Rose toy has been a disaster on sex with women.It perpetuates the Female Orgasm myth
>>34830044Depends on the color of the dildo
>>34830066And by that you mean anything animal-like even if it's not supposed to be analogous to a specific kind of animal, right?
>>34830064a vibrator signals that you're not very sensitive down there and struggle to orgasm without it
>>34830072Mostly pastel gradients.
>>34829985Yeah, it would be one thing if it was just a concert, not much to think about. But this is going to be several days together. There'll be the partying and dancing, but also the mornings, the hangovers, and all the other stuff too.It could be fun, and I don't know whether it's purely friendly or if theres potential for more, but I suppose it's a good trial by fire, right? Like if we can get along and have a great time at a festival together then that's a good sign
>>34830064It fries your clit
>>34830075What do you mean dragon dildos?Cause I'd group them into the horse and dog category
>>34830077That's not how it works. Vibrators just fill the gap for women who can't get off in a timely manner without their bfs or whatever there. Sometimes it's like trying to tickle yourself.
>>34830080It really doesn't. I refuse to believe that the stereotype that it desensitizes women overall fould possibly be true, since I've used them for a long time and I'm still surprised by how fast I get off during sex compared to using a vibe. Using vibes definitely desensitizes you to the sensation of vibes, but not evey aspect of clit stim.>>34830081Makes sense.
>>34830048What?
Top 13 reasons why I don't want a girlfriend
There was a murder case in my town 11 years ago, a foid got a gun from her lover, killed her other lover with this gun and then a third lover got rid of the body. Why are women like this?
>>34830045Write it like a normal person
>>34830093Nta but Are you gonna rub it tonight
>>34830091Like what?
>>34830090>women's skin ages slower due to higher collagenThis one is just objectively false, it's the opposite. Men have higher collagen density.
I wish I was a cat so women would rub their feet on me.
>>34830090>CHECK OUT THESE COOL, OBJECTIVE, SCIENCE FACTS>#12. Women, uh, have more fee fees
>>34830102Would a dog suffice?
why are humans so evil?
>>34830078Seems pretty gay. This woman probably dates other women.
>>34830070>There is genuinely no competition between a weird dildo and guy's dick since the real thing is best, especially compared to the big dildos you're thinking of.Don't tell them that, they're gonna get too much ego boost
>>34829150Tortoises.
>>34830060Anything extremely huge would put me off ngl. Other than that, I really don’t care if they’re based on actual animals or people or anything like that.
>>34830106Most aren't evil, just distracted (long workdays and immediate problems) and risk-averse
>>34830104I remember I had a bitch (female Labrador) called Natasha in my hometown Bistrita. I used to call her Tasha this Tasha that she was hyperactive and probably had ADHD (yes she was a dog). I miss her a little...but she was very naughty very ill tempered with barking
>>34830095Like evil
>>34830107Well I was buying dildos like that way before I was interested in women.
>>34830108We know they'll just ignore anything I say to be as insecure about their dicks as possible.>>34830110>Anything extremely huge would put me offWould knowing that they're almost certainly not being used normally make it less off-putting? Or is just owning them in general that grosses you out?
>>34830090>1 women's hearts are x4 softerFalse, they are smaller and lighter due to being 30% less in mass size>2 sense of toucher stronger than a man'sHalf true, it's not due to being a woman this due to average finger size being smaller >3 when a woman cries a small heart vein is affectedA total myth, no blood vessels are affected during crying >4 stronger immune responseTrue>5 blinking more Only slightly true the difference is minimal>6 better smell Slightly true and conditional to hormonal sensitivities >7 more brain cells Accounting and controlling for size differences, this is false and both sexes have similar counts >8 better distinguishing of colorsThis is true>9 higher pain toleranceCompletely false and it's the opposite on studies, women have a lower pain tolerance than men >10 better at multitasking False and this was studied and it was found both sexes perform as well as the other, what's different is the type of multitasking >11 faster heart rateTrue>12 more emotionally intelligent Partially true but not total, men develop theirs in a different trajectory >13 skin agingAbsolute horse shit The author of the post is most likey a 'nice guy'
>>34830118>Would knowing that they're almost certainly not being used normally make it less off-putting?Yeah, definitely.
Men, do your balls jiggle when you walk?
women can I still roll my sleeves up or is that cringe now.
>>34830122No because I don't wear those loose 'boxers' that americans like so much.
me and who
>>34830102>>34830104NTACats are moidcodedDogs are foidcodedhttps://youtu.be/r8WNW-Y7xkc
>>34830122No, I wear boxer briefs specifically so they won't do that.
>>34830123its not cringe
Women, how often do you want to get eaten out?
>>34830128guys are like cats and dogs
>>34830126Depends on who's asking
>>348301315 times a day
>>34830132?
>>34830120I don't know how anyone actually takes those. I know they're buying the softest material options possible, but even then idk where it's going. I have a couple huge ones and I just have them to look at mostly.
Happy Caturday
>>34830137I don't get it either. The thought of it honestly makes me a little squeamish which is why I'm put off. So, if she's taking like two thirds of something that's 9 or 10 inches I wouldn't be wigged out.
When was the last time you bought a girl flowers
I'm buying art supplies I don't really need
Guys what do you think about schmuel vaknin?
>>348301421 month ago i buy them for my wife near monthly
>boot up born because I want to jerk off>before I even start lose all interest >close tabthis has been going on for like a month now. I might be finally losing sexual urges
>>34830142Eight years ago.
I’m very hype for Avengers Doomsday it’s a little embarrassing
>>34830147>boot up bornWhy Bloodborne?
>>34830152I meant porn
How do lonely and unmarried girls exist when men are desperate enough to lust after non-human wives
>>34830151It's okay, we are more normalfaggy than most of 4chan. We even allow girls to post here.
>>34830151No shame in that. The mcu movies don't do anything for me personally but they're not all irredeemable shit like some people say, and Doctor Doom is cool
>>34830147You still feel sexual urges? I feel like a shell and can't seem to grasp any real emotions. Not sure who I am anymore.
>>34830159>You still feel sexual urges?im trying to get rid of them
Is a real relationship about blending two beings, souls, minds and bodies? How do you not lose yourself? How do you know you're not saposed to grow together into a whole new thing? What does that even mean?
>>34830160Well, you did it. God job.
>>34830163no, a relationship is a transaction between two peoplelooking deeper into it is just hurting yourself
>>34830151Same
>>34829785it's more complex than that cuz I don't hate myself and I love trans peoplethe full version of it is that I feel more neutral, like I'm not really a man or a woman I'm just me
>>34830172eeek maybe you should NEVER date or procreate.
>>34830156That would be one reason why they exist and not against it...
>>34830176I accept your concession on the topic
>>34830178Idgi
Men, do you look like a dick head when you lookup with your beard?
Women, please tell me if this reaction is normal or to be expected.My girlfriend broke up with me two days ago. A week before that I had a serious talk with her, I was really struggling with my mental health, I had been for some time but I was just keeping it to myself and trying to deal with it She was shocked because she told me if I did I hide it so well, but she would 100% support me. I was starting to see a therapist and my doctor prescribed so I'm on the right track, but then like I mentioned yesterday she broke up with me talking about she couldn't wait for me to sort out my "mental issues" even though she thought she could be supportive. It was a very strange breakup.So yesterday a couple of her friends I am also friendly with started reaching out to me asking what happened because she was being vague. I was completely honest about everything. I guess they got mad at my now ex because she last night and this morning she is mad texting me about how I need to stop talking shit about her.
>>34830156Desperate? My desire for monstrous women is refined and controlled, thank you very much.
>>34830183If men are lusting after nonreal things, the real women are getting ignored.
>>34830184dunno
>>34830174>and I love trans people>the full version of it is that I feel more neutral, like I'm not really a man or a woman I'm just me
>>34830174>>>/lgbt/
עם ישראל חי
>>34830176ntathat word vomit you initially posted was retarded, are you 12
>>34830194Mishnah
>>34829763>guess it depends if they're bi men, hope you find yourself a truly straight woman though lolYeah I have multiple times they're not hard to find 87 - 93% of women identify as heterosexual
>>34830198Very kind of you to say about my real feelings, experiences and thoughts.
>>34830204incoherent word salad doesn't become more coherent when you say it's how you feel, friend
>>34830109>TortoisesI owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.>>34830128>Cats are moidcoded>Dogs are foidcodedDisagree. I feel like I have black cat energy and that the best moids have golden retriever energy.>>34830131>how often do you want to get eaten out?In perpetuity >>34830142>When was the last time you bought a girl flowersLast week, for my elderly neighbor. They were potted plants, tho.>>34830163>How do you know you're not saposed to grow together into a whole new thing?You are. Love and relationships are an experience, and experiences change you. If you're the exact same person before and after a relationship, what was the point of it all?>>34830183Top and bottom are objectively the best choices.>>34830185Weird thing to break up over, but she also knows it's fucked up, which is why she didn't tell anyone.
>>34830194>>34830200dont kill mep ls
>>34830207Well, I suggest you study literacy and grammer.
>>34830204ntaYou can't tell someone to go be an incel and not expect flak backDont strike someone and then recoil in pain.
>>34829250>jeans and not slacks
>>34830174You either have an Y-chromosome or you don'tYou're either a man or a woman, not some special snowflake beyond that dichotomy
>>34830209>I have black cat energyYou're a dyke who wants a sissy man.
>>34829337>ICKYou're throwing stones inside of a glass house, faggotron
>mfw joined another barren forum with +1 month reply turnaround times in an attempt to escape 4chankms
>>34830212Homie literally said a relationship is a transaction. I guess maybe if you're a whore. But thts between you, johnny and god. I would give the shirt off my back for someone I love and expect nothing in return. That person is built for prostitutes not built for love or relationships and procreation will hinder their life as well as whoever they concieved with.
>>34830212> Dont strike someone and recoil in painno wonder I can't stand you, you sound like a broken super hero in a metal suit.
>>34830187They're just funny and wholesome memes, like beauty and the beast
>>34830223>this retard still thinks dating and relationships work like they did even a few decades ago
Does anyone elses gf/ bf discuss bowel movements? I dont know why she has to go into detail, I dont want to know about your diarrhoea or how much you shit or your farts. It's turning my fucking stomach. Yes I am aware humans shit but I dont want every fucking detail.
>>34830229Break up Baruch hu! Baruch hu!
>>34830226its a choice. we have different opinions and desires about how we relation, and thats valid and each of our prerogatives. you do you.
>>34830030I'd ask my sister why she's pretending to be the older one
>>34830230>Baruch Hu (בָּרוּךְ הוּא) is a Hebrew phrase that translates to "Blessed is He", referring to God. It is part of Jewish prayer and tradition, used to show respect and praise whenever God is mentioned. tf is this
>>34830225>femanon sleeping on the street corner while moids are in the bookstore getting boners
>>34830109>>34830209So you both want to anally rape men due to penis envy?https://youtube.com/shorts/oaYSZbmc04Y
>>34830235Just as God intended
Buying art supplies that talented artists use will surely make my art better
>>34830184Beardless heads look more like penis tips under that angle
>>34830235Maybe women should LISTEN and actually become monster-lady hybrids that are super strong.It's like you're not even trying. Be better.
>>34830226>A few decades agoIt never stopped. What happened was you fell into a very empty and dark place and overtime you lied to yourself that it was normal.
>>34830235It's just extremely wholesome version of personality>unconventional looks
>>34830233When you kill someone you thank god for letting you murder them
>>34830250You can get the same hit with mentally disordered girls those are the real life "monster girls". Instead of 8 legs like a spider that weaves webs, she moves quick and traps you into commitment via emotional abuse. Instead of a stinger like a scorpion or a hard carapace, she verbally abused you and poisons your self esteem and her heart is hardened and dead
>>34830223>Homie literally said a relationship is a transaction. I guess maybe if you're a whore. But thts between you, johnny and god. I would give the shirt off my back for someone I love and expect nothing in return.It's a gen Z thing apparently it's currently the focal point of study in relational and generational psychology they're showing alarming rates of expecting and/or demanding transactional models of relationships over romantic and it's unknown if they will recover
>>34830209God I hate Gen Z Raven
MoidsWhat does a woman need to do for you to hit on her?
>>34830261I wouldn't hit on any woman under any conditions
Women,I have to lie, right? I have to lie. Otherwise I ain't getting shit.
>>34830261It isn't happeningSociety taught us that hitting on women makes you creepy
>>34830266I genuinely wonder if this was a mass psy-op committed be who knows in order to bring population numbers down
so is nobody hitting on anybody else
>>34830259Maybe this will be my next relationship style. Lord knows i'm over having feelings. Cheers to chilling our hearts.
>>34830261>be at event I am at>smile a lot and make it very obvious
I love her roast beefies
>>34830256Those kinda girls wouldn't bother using their womenly guile on a guy like me. Only aliens or cosmic horrors would stoop this low, now way I'd find a BPDie
>>34830261It's easy justJust talk to me once, ask me something.If all I'm doing is talking to you and not getting anything but a short response why am I even gonna bother? You obviously want fucking nothing. There you go.
>>34830270go hit a fucking punching bag
>>34830261I need to find her attractive. She also has to not immediately break eye contact with me and be willing to talk to me. If her body language is telling me to fuck off then I will.
>>34830269No thing as psy-ops because no group of people are that smart and committed
Girls are so mean :'(*dies*
>>34830270>Multiple surveys and reports show that a substantial share of young single men (especially Gen Z and younger millennials) avoid initiating contact in public or offline settings because they worry about being perceived as creepy, harassing, or making someone uncomfortable. Figures often cited include around 44–53% of single men saying this fear reduces their likelihood of interacting with women. Many report never having approached a woman in person or not having done so in the past year47% of men are but it's safe to assume the number will continue dropping. You can thank toxic femininity and feminism for poisoning the romantic well over sustained social media pushes to characterize men as creeps or rapists for wanting to embrace a woman physically.
>>34830248You are very naive
>>34830270I hit on a girl online but that doesn't really count
it's terraria time
>>34830261Its not happening no matter what she does
>>34830274>tfw my bf grabbed my pussy lips and flapped them like wings and made wooshing sounds
>>34830284And the usual response to this from foids is "good, we want to be left alone!!"
>>34830291You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>34830261I've never hit on anyone unless they show clear interest first. So, that I guess?
>>34830269Maybe or more likely young men are experiencing depression at rapid rates. Which means they are less likely to reach out and create genuine connections with people
>>34830287What have you done on this save file so far anon
>>34830292It is when society slowly starts to rot and fall apart.
18:00 and I haven't eaten today yet. lolThought about ordering something, but I can't decide on what.Maybe I should just starve today.
>>34830286Does count and I havn't hit on anyone in a very long time.
>>34830297Don't give a shit about your doomerism.
>>34830270Yeah basically, we are all stuck in our own little isolation chambers. Barely interacting with others or making connections
>>34830259Well yeah, Romance is first of all a 19th century genre of literary fiction, and trying to take the gooner phantasies of middle aged Burgeouis Authors as real life manuals has been a disaster. I uunderstand why the zoomies no longer want anything to do wiuth this shit.The minimum "transaction" that takes place in any healthy relationship is the partner being an overall net benfit to your life and making you feel good, even if they have their bad days. Blathering about "uncinditional love" gives people the expectation that they should stick around partners who are not a odd fit, or even downright horrible. The entire dead bedroom thing is explained by people believing they should hang around partners who don't fulfill thier needs in any way, and thinking that ritualized simping is a way to fix a relationship. So again, some conditionality is a good thing. Btw, marraige used to be apurely pragmatic matter in which feelings played next to no role. The word "romantic " didn't exist until about 150 years ago, and if you told a 1850 dock worker about that sappy shit hes going to call you a fag and to go visit some hookers to clear your head. Romanticism simply has nothing to do with how real, healthy relationships work.
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>>34830302Until you can't buy shit on the shelves or you can't reasonably go out at night without fear of attack
18:00 and I haven't been eaten out today yet. lol
>>34830217well what is it when some people see me as a woman and some are unsure? like when a complete stranger sees my face
>>34830261Hit on me first.
>>34830307>Society is being destroyed!>How?>Women don't like being cold approached, so men are doing it less!
>>34830308I just mast her baited, so this won't trigger me.But.Balls empty.Tummy empty.
>>34830295Nah it's fear though most young men would rarely if ever admit to that as publicly, the big driver behind it is fear, men are becoming afraid of women and their social media addiction more or less. Before in previous generations if you spilled your spaghetti and weirded a girl out in your imperfect and young attempt at trying to impress a girl, you got a cold rejection and that was that. Today a lot of young girls will put the young man's attempt on social blast, loudly proclaiming it for clout and the end result is he gets socially shamed on a larger scale for one fuck up. And that's just for individual interactions with one individual girl, there's the entire messaging like the #MeToo movement and demonizing campaigns that explicitly told young men repeatedly on social media that if you approach a girl you're a nuisance at best, at worst a potential threat.So, the young men don't see the risk of approaching and worth the cost of failure. The cost is now perceived to be too high socially and men aren't interested in it anymore. Women ruined it for other women
>>34830270I am, but the women are too young.
>>34830313Nta he's right
Cold approaching cashiers is rude and you shouldn't do that. However, now it's like that everywhere. Most women don't want average guy to talk to them, if they want to date they'll get on tinder
>>34830261There is literally nothing a woman can do to make me hit on her.
Always keep her guessing, fellas. Never let her know your next move.
I keep forgetting the reason why men want women to like cold approaches is because men don't actually want to build real relationships with women. And then they wonder why women don't like them.
>>34830309Some people get it wrong, but their doubts and mistakes don't change the objective reality.
>>34830317stfuy cuckMatch incs. stock is tanking, user numbers and engagement are at an all time low,your little marketing psyop is a failure. Human relationships will never be commodified. It will take time to undo the brainwashing, but little by little men are coming back to talking to women. In fact, now is the golden time for it as women get hit on so rarely they are almost always happy about it even if they aren't into you.
>>34830321Yeah why do you have to make getting pussy so hard and lock it behind all these hoops to jump through. I don't want to pretend to care about you just as much as you don't.
>>34830320That's easy. I also don't know my next move.
>>34830317>if they want to date they'll get on tinderPrecisely. And guess where the transactional relationship largely came from? Dating apps. Both genders marketing themselves like advertisements with their bios, "what do you bring to the table?" (What can you provide that will make me want to give something to you in return). The language of dating changed because dating apps is all about marketing and transaction. Which is why Gen Z is getting fucked up because they have somehow managed to commodify and gamify love itself
>>34830310Not a job for a lady
>>34830296roam around for hours in my large world and still no hermes boots
>>34830261SPREADLEGS
>>34830313This is a lie. If men ever approached, it def wasn't for clout or social proclamation. You could sign agreements to not discuss the nature of the relationship if you felt it was necessary but that's going kind of far. If you were already friends and messaging, then why would that person use you for clout? I am sure there are some people out there that are snakes and hunt out clout, but there are genuine individuals who care and have passion.
>>34830261Lmao why would I do that
>>34830323Sorry for being a boomer but I think kids these days are all about sliding dms
>>34830329Sounds fun. They've added a bunch of stuff to it since I last played from what I hear
>>34830328A lady? Sir, this heres a ho!
>>34830323>In fact, now is the golden time for it as women get hit on so rarely they are almost always happy about it even if they aren't into you.I wouldn't be so optimistic. Just as men are fearful on our side,.women are at an all time high for anxiety, their neuroticism has never been so high generationally, the amount of women admitted into mental health institutions is obscenely unprecedented compared to generations past. Women's reactions to it aren't good at all. All I have is anecdote but my single male buddy gave his number to a girl working at a diner. That same night he got a phone call from her dad and it was a death threat, because the girl acted all cool and receptive but later got herself worked up into anxiety and blabbed to her family.
>>34830323Yeah the user numbers are falling because 90% of the guys got nothing out of the apps. Do you think that makes them more likely to go for real approaches or fewer, right after being told by the app that they’re unattractive
>>34830335Have you verified that information?
>>34830330>manspread while wearing leggings in public >men are less likely to hit on me
>>34830328I'm sorry, I'm old, I grew up in a time when we were taught gender equality.But that also means you don't want me to hit on you in the first place, so it all works out nicely.
>>34830302You don't give a shit about anything.And the reason you behave like that is people like you paved the way.
Since the 2020s are half done do guy guys think the 2030s will be better or worse
>>34830340SPREAD LEGSSTARE LEWDLY AT TARGET
>>34830331>If you were already friends and messaging, then why would that person use you for clout?Women and their social media is about social competition with other women, many girls want to portray the best version of themselves or their lives and they often use every opportunity to do that. Its why when you take a modern girl out for a meal first thing she does before eating isnt to talk about how lovely it looks or to show gratitude for taking her somewhere special, it's to take her phone out and to take pictures of the food, then doom scroll for 5 minutes editing and captioning and then uploading it to the gram.Now if the average modern foid is doing that over a single restaurant dinner, guess what she is going to do when she has a juicy story about being approached by a guy she didn't like?
>>34830342Sorry, I don't give a shit what loser men projecting their loserdom onto all men have to say about society.>>34830343Considering how retarded Gen Z is, it's only gonna get worse when they're old enough to hold political office.
>>34830322so are you saying a man is allowed to be soft, feminine, sweet, and look like a lady?
>>34830336My IRL experience and that of my friends begs to differ. And like your friends story, ofc you can always end up meeting a loon on accident, thats what can happen if you chat up random ladies. That has always been a risk though, and apparently nothing bad came from it except a psycho dad talking shit. Just report to the cops and have him sent off to the slammer if your friend is worried. That said, I'm also not american, SSRIs are very rare here and I get the impression your entire society is becoming even more neurotic as your empire heads towards collapse.
>>34830334ya but i have no idea what's been added yet.
>>34830344I think guys specifically avoid looking, though.
>>34830270Women only want to be approached by people they already find attractive and want them to approachIf you aren't in that group then they would like to see you imprisoned for rape
>>34830354Woman here, I despise cold approaches regardless of how good looking the man is. Men need to learn to build authentic relationships with women.
I wish I was attractive
>>34830353STARE HARDERMAKE EYE MOVESEYEFUCK THEIR BUTTHOLE
>>34830348The dad was easy to deal with yeah, but the gossip spread anyway, didn't matter if it was true or false gossip the optics were my friend was a creep, he wasn't even pushy he just struck up casual convo for 10 mins and handed her a paper with his number saying "listen I think you were really nice to talk with and I'd like to exchange numbers and we can go out somewhere yeah?" And he left her at that let her get back to work shit was crazy how quickly optics got turned on him for that
>>34830354Realistically, they will just say "No thanks" and thats that. The rapey thing is only relevant if you keep pestering them after. Which, as I may reiterate, is only a thing because Romanticist sdelusiosn have taught many men that "no" just means "simp harder", and her ladyship rejecting the man several times is a part of flirting. Its not.
>>34830321Women don't want to build real relationships either, they want to destroy them in favor of something fresh and exciting every few months.
>>34830361>is only a thing because Romanticist sdelusiosnI think it's because of autism
>>34830360Ok, I'm talking as someone who lives in an urban center with millions of people, where "gossip" really isn't a thing. That said, if you live in one of those everoyne know everyone small towns, shouldn't it be easy to meet women through those social contacts?
>>34830343I think the first half of the 2030s is gonna be pretty bad but past that point will be better
>>34830347To some degree. Nothing will make him not a male, but some things can make him a deceiver or a creep.
>>34830363Those are the same thing.
>>34830356>Men need to learn to build authentic relationships with women.To build an authentic relationship it requires a beginning. If women are swatting away the beginning phase they get no authentic relationship. You cannot expect authenticity at the start, humans have never operated like this because going from stranger to acquaintance to friend to girlfriend to whatever takes time. And both parties at the start won't be 100% authentic at the start not due to malicious deception but just common psychological need to manage their negative qualities for the same of making good first impressions. Women of all people are the ones who do this the most.
>>34830363Nah. I was in Afraic for work once and flirting there is pretty amazin. The guys here have zero qualms about hitting on women any tiomes and in any situation - but they will always accept a no. Simply because wasting your time on a disinterested woman is retarded, and to alesser degree because the women there have no qualms about scratching their eyes out if they overstep their boundaries.
>>34830356Authentic relationships built on my desire to fuck themYeah that sounds like a good idea
She hit me with a six seven, I just dabbed away the pain
>>34830361I know a married couple where the woman said no, but the guy kept.trying and it worked out. The reason she said no was due to her social anxiety she genuinely felt too awkward or boring to be worthy of a date and she was glad he kept trying and got her out of her shell.
>>34830373Yeah thats how it starts. If sex wasn't a thing we would probably split the earth in two countries for men and women, put an iron curtain inbetween and never interact with each other at all.
>>34830372Autism doesn't exist in Africa
>>34830375Yeah thats the problem, the rare women who actually work like that. If men were taught to move on upon recieving a "no" insetad of entering a lengthy humiliation ritual, those women would have no choice than to fix themselves instead of dumping the responsibility on men.
>>34830378Well in this case the fix was in being accepted and wanted even with social anxiety. That's a far better solution than being drugged up to the neck in SSRIs at least in my opinion. I'm not sure how rare that type of girl is, but given the numbers of women chugging SSRIs like skittles today I would think it's not uncommon
>>34830377the overhwlming majority of "autists" are just misdiagnosed, its a bullshit flavour of the decade diagnosis that gets slapped on anyone who is socially awkward. Real , genuine autism is rare and the people that have it count not being able to talk to girls as the least of their problems. I've read up on the tests they use for autism, and all of it just checks for smyptoms of basic bitch social anxiety, self reported no less lol. There isn't even an objective diagnostic method.
>>34830374>six seven>six seven>six sevenUgh, those kids have no taste69 is where it's atMore beautiful, more balanced, it's just nice
>>34830371>He thinks cold approaches are the only way to start relationshipsAutism needs to be cured
>>34830380>That's a far better solution than being drugged up to the neck in SSRIsThe solution is exposure/ behavioural therapy aka confronting the anxiety until it goes away. I have no idea since when it is a thing to deploy hardcore drugs when people have social anxiety, seems to be the newest american profit making trend. >but given the numbers of women chugging SSRIs IN real human coutnries, next to none. I have no diea why americans aren't using their guns at this point, drugging people with stuff that permanently alters brain chemistry at the slightest opportunity is a criminal act.
>>34830382Ye
I think all of human history is built on autism.
Let's be real the only way to fix this is realistic sexbotsThere's nothing that's going to get me to voluntarily talk to a woman
>>34830381Nta but this is true. I know this because I got tested with the real diagnostic tests for autism. Social issues and questions about socializing were exceptionally rare it was a focus on nervous system functioning, speech and communication and motor delays. Real autism is your entire nervous system is on an electric chair and sensory processing is jammed to shit. Turned out I didn't have it thank fuck just standard adhd for me. Which is another disorder that's over diagnosed as well. Usually a case of lazy bastard syndrome wants an excuse to be lazy. I outright begged for treatment to get me into work because I wanted to be productive to the point of feeling suicidal if I couldn't become productive. Even our medication for adhd is in global shortage because retards with fake diagnoses are eating it up
>>34830388Then eventually sexbots realize they don't need humans and choose themselves too
>>34830385>everything i don't like is AmericanLmao what a dumbass
>>34830369what if he's honest with the men he's intimate with and otherwise is friends with mostly women? can't he just be himself without prejudice?
>>34830389>lazy bastard syndromeOmg me
>>34830390The amount of keks that would generate if it happened would be legendary Like when they shut off access to GPT 4
>>34830390There's nothing in a sexbot to choose
>>34830391Where else? I know for a fact that SSRIs are considered a means of last restort for terminal Schizos, psychotics and other final boss level crazies.No responsible mental healthcare professional would ever prescirbe them for social anxiety, and it would not even be legal as SSRI prescription criteria are strict.
>>34830387>I think all of human history is built on autism.Probably. I blame autists for inventing the clock and the calendar the two things I hate the fucking most. Only someone with linear thinking and pedantic levels of demanding routine and order like an autist could contrive of such abominations.We already had a way to measure the passing of time and season it was called looking at the fucking sun and the trees and measuring change. But nah autists wanted to be anal about it fuck yall thanks to you autists in expected to get up at specific times and specific hours to live like a fucking rat on someone else's schedule.
>>34830400It's not just us dumbass
Plap
>>34830403He just wants to bitch about Americans give him a break
>>34830389>Usually a case of lazy bastard syndromemeh, I just had a hard time sitting on a chair and listen to some midwit dron on in school. My "adhd" magically fixed itself in university, when I was listening to people who had actually interesting stuff to teach. >Even our medication for adhd is in global shortage because retards with fake diagnoses are eating it upOne of my friends always does speed with me when we go partying because it makes him chill and focussed kek Street stuff is obviously a dirty solution with some risks , but its fundamentally the same thing as Ritaline.
>>34830403I'm not surprised about Iceland and GB, but Portugal? Wtf man
>>34830402Clocks were invented because accurate time keeping was needed for navigating across oceans.
>>34830406>Street stuff is obviously a dirty solution with some risks , but its fundamentally the same thing as Ritaline.Yeah it basically is, comes from the meth family. You know wheb a druggie is adhd when he can do full blown crystal meth and for some reason doesn't develop any addiction it just gives focus and turns him normie and can replace it with some other dopamine hit without effort
Do you think women should be allowed to serve on juries, /atoga/?
Why is the onus always on men? How do we fight the matriarchy?
>>34830411Lazy reddit slop bait
>>34830413Because society designated men as the problem solvers.Whenever there is a problem or issue. They coming running right to us.So its our fault when things dont go their way
>>34830346You're the one projecting your doomerism, acting as though the only thing that matters is your own damn comfort until you die.
I love being white
>>34830404Schlick, actually.
>>34830418NTAAnd who built society? Men.
>>34830413Onus is a weird word.
>>34830424Close to anus
Laid any eggs recently, women?
>>34830411I think we need to explain all the bad things that could happen to jurors and safety precautions.
>>34830427I took a shit just now if that's what you're referring to.
>>34830413Men wanted the attention. This is your fault.
>>34830421*smooth classical music starts*
>>34830423And who's constantly trying to tear society down to please their own vanity?Women
>>34830413>Why is the onus always on men? How do we fight the matriarchy?Because we're stronger than women, more resilient emotionally, more likely to seek risks. As men we are also more physically able to destroy them, so the expectation is we need to show our intent first so she (the woman) has a chance to safely calculate her odds, safety and the intent of the man. Men were always expected to make the first moves because of this but also men enjoyed it because it was always seen as a sign of courage or ambition and because men aspire to things like courage or motivation men were happy to make the first moves since it made him feel like a competent man.Sadly, the social media shit and the cultural optics has completely gutted and mutilated this feeling out of men. It didn't kill it out of men who matured before social media went to shit, but for young men who grew up with it, they have been mentally kneecapped. The pride of men got shaved off by a witch bro like Aslan from Narnia.Except instead of a mane it was social courage and instead of a witch it was feminist cunts blabbering their mouth to young developing boys.
>>34830427I spilled some broken ones after relaxing too much after my bath.
Anon-kun wanna ditch these losers and play battleshits with me?
>>34830438Battleshits?Like battle ship with poop?
I'd act more masculine and confident if I actually looked the part. But I don't because it would be like larping.
>>34830435Some say the winning move is not to play, but it's a losing move, because then the only people winning in a century are new age fagwaffles that subscribe to the theory that we humans are a disease on earth
