Any advice to give myself a black eye? I have to give an important public apology. I'm hoping a very noticeable physical injury will garnish some attention/sympathy. Very retarded strategy but I'm grasping at straws. Open to any other ideas.
>>34839351Ukulele
in theory, a clothing iron (room temperature ofc)
>>34839351You're trying to frame some guy, aren't you?
>>34839351psychopath alert dont reply
>>34840263>>34839438I'm male. I promise I'm not trying to frame anyone.