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There's a group of people calling me a pedophile because my girlfriend is only 5'1. We're close in age and she doesn't look like a child at all (she has giant fucking balloon titties) but apparently dating a mildly short woman makes you a pedo. What do I do?
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You ignore them.
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>>34839959
>find an actual loli
>date her
>show her to said group of people
>explain the difference
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>>34839959
they're jealous because of what you've got
let them seethe
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>>34839959
Just ignore them. What is your relationship with them and what do they actually do? Do they spread you're a pedo around? Do they say it to your face?
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>>34839959
Haha, Look at this p-diddy ahh OP, bet you jerk it to Rara Kudo hahaha.
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>>34839959
Women are completely deranged on the topic. Just ignore them, same as abortion it’s a lost cause with them because they fundamentally don’t want to be reasonable
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>>34839959
What you should do is stop shitting up the catalog with obvious b8, then kill yourself in the most painful way possible.
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>>34840051
A group of people at my college. I'm 24 and she's 22. They're posting warnings and stories about me online and using me as an example of "ethical pedos" that try to hide their pedophilia by dating short adult women.
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>>34840126
ah, dramafags, they'll make your life hell until your paths cross no more
try to resist or, if you're autistic, make your gf be your "mommy" and make those sad cunts fuck off or something
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>>34840126
Ignoooooore them
And keep your social media accounts hidden from them so the situation doesn't escalate into extortion or doxxing

If the drama is irl everyone will forget at the end of the year, yes some will call you names here and there but if it was ONLINE your house will be fucking swatted and the cops will paralize you
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Anons, today i got called a gooner by a kid in the other side of the street. I haven't fap in 9 months and i started no fap shit almost 4 years ago so my 4 to 6 times a day reduced to 1 each 4 months or so. Do this little dude just trying to be fun or was just telling the truth? How do i know if i look like the same guy i was before?
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>>34840126
That's cyberstalking. Report them and threaten to sue.
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>>34839959
And that group's name? "God's Chosen Tribe".
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>>34840195
Kids and drunks always say the truth anon.
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>>34840195
There's no such thing as an ex-addict. You're a gooner in recovery, just like alcoholics who give up drinking are alcoholics in recovery, not ex-alcoholics
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This wouldn't be a problem if america was nuked.
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>>34840219
Well, thanks mate
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>>34840198
And save up some money as well, at least your threats shouldn't be empty.
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>>34839959
I don’t find short women are small feet attractive but I’ve been accused of pedophilia because I think 18 year olds are attractive. I’m a virgin, never dated or been on a date, and 16 is legal age but I’m called a pedo for thinking 18 is attractive. I’m scared to flirt with strangers because everyone wants to murder me.
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>>34839959
Dating short women is cringe, but epstein diddy blud age gap hysterics should be met with 10 sessions of flogging.
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We are in the midst of a pedophile hysteria similar in many ways to hysterias of the past. It’s funny how people claim pedophilia from dating a woman who looks young or short even if they’re a fully grown adult. I thought pedophilia was bad because children dont have the capacity to consent, not because of what they look like.
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>>34840534
Is 5'1 short?
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>>34839959
That's retarded.
Get new friends.
5'1 is short, but not that short for a woman. I've dated two girls who were 4'11. Never heard anything of the sort. Whoever's doing that is envious. Let them seethe while you and your girl fuck off to find new friends / build a life.

Side tip: Probably my biggest thing where I categorically cut a "friend" out of my life at the drop of the hat is finding out they'll try to fuck shit up for me with a girl. There's not even a second thought to it. Spouse outranks friends. That's just how life works, despite that stupid spicegirl's song or "bros before hoes". At least the key part of "bros before hoes" is the word "hoe". It's not "bros before my wife". If you have friends who ever interfere with your dating, ditch them ASAP. Should be no hesitation.



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