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need advice for casual sex. how do i let women know i am hung without being a fucking creep? i'm not a super handsome dude. i'm not hideous either. just average looks. but in the cock department i have what a lot of women look for in casual sex. i cant just post pics of my cock on dating apps obviously. dudes around me who are handsome get free pussy.

i am trash at flirting with women. i want to know how do i skip all the annoying faggy flirting shit and sublety let her know i can fuck her deep exactly the way she wants it way better than the pretty boy?
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>>34840275
also, i want to say i am a virgin. not a chad here at all.
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>>34840281
You have lived more, how does it feels to live to 30s? I hope you stay rock hard!
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summoning Zack
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>>34840275
Wait, i don't need advice i got books. Fuck you OP!
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>>34840296
i'm sorry guys i don't understand what these posts mean
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>>34840275
All the young dudes carry the news
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>>34840275
>need advice for casual sex.
I doubt you do, really. Pic very much related.
>how do i let women know i am hung without being a fucking creep?
You can't. It's actually that simple: you can't. In addition, even you could somehow let them know, it wouldn't help you.
>in the cock department i have what a lot of women look for in casual sex.
No, you haven't. "Big dicks hurt" is *not* a meme, it's real. Women who have never been with a guy who is big may be curious enough to want to try, but any woman who has an actually had a big dick inside will not ever want to repeat the experience if she can avoid it. Advertising your dick size means you'll get *less* sex, not more.
>dudes around me who are handsome get free pussy.
Obviously true. However...
>i am trash at flirting with women.
...*this* is your problem, and there is no way around it.
>i want to know how do i skip all the annoying faggy flirting shit
You can't. The "flirting shit" is what gets you laid.
>and sublety let her know i can fuck her deep exactly the way she wants it
"Deep"; "exactly the way she wants it": pick one.

If you decide you want to go onto Grindr and fuck men, your dick will give you a huge advantage. For women, no.
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If you know a girl and have talked dirty to her a while, you can do it. Otherwise I'd avoid it until you meet that dirty woman.
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>>34840275
I'm 27. I'm a mentally ill KHHV, and my penis is below average, so I can't give you any advice. Hope this helps.
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>>34840275
Hookers and prostitutes are free
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If you’ve ever worn basketball shorts or tight pants around a girl you’re trying to fuck she can “estimate” you to some degree. They pay attention to that shit. You don’t automatically need to let her know nor is it typically a good idea unless the conversation is already headed in that direction.
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Try developing a personality you lazy cunt. Imagine thinking having a big dick alone is enough to get anything more than STDs. Retard.
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>>34840412
Speak for yourself, miss shallow pussy
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>>34842505
thank you all
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>>34840275
>i am trash at flirting with women.
Which isn't attractive. You're bad with words and that usually means you are the kind of moron who would think....
> i can fuck her deep exactly the way she wants it way better than the pretty boy
is a romantically attractive thing to voice to a woman.

Learn to use your words, they can open many doors and drop many panties. Also, don't be fat and ugly.
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you need a female wingman to spread the word around. you don't actually need to fuck her... but it wouldn't hurt.
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Women care about social proof.
The best way to get a woman to want sex from you is to have another woman say or project how rewarding that is.
That won't work for you obviously because you're a virgin and asocial and don't have any female friends who would wingman for you.
So your best bet is to act like you're sexually attractive, which means you get laid as often as you want, and so getting laid is not something you're desperate for. You have to put yourself somewhere you'll be noticed by women not really caring about earning their attention.
Bring somebody with you though, ideally female but male is fine too. You don't want to look lonely, that's a different kind of ick.
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>>34842641
basically find my very own Ghislaine Maxwell, got it
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>>34841344
pornbrained retardation
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>>34842853
Women like dick and they love talking about sex. A girl I knew once came up to me and let me know that she “could tell I have a big dick” because “my feet are big”. Cry about it.
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>>34840275
that help?
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Wear this kind of underwear and light-coloured trousers that will drape over it well. So grey sweatpants for example. Extra points for popping an ED pill of your choice and maintaing an semi-erection.
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>>34840275
Hey young zoomer. My advice is don't let women know you have a big John, keep it well hidden and secret. That way when you get to the sex part she is absolutely overwhelmed and surprised, this will make your already large Johnson seem even larger psychologically. One woman I did this with squealed excitedly when seeing it and shrieked "im so lucky!!!!"
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>>34840275
older hung dude. You can't. There's no way to do it without humiliating yourself. Especially in the age of screencaps and group chats be very careful of anything you put in text now. The closest thing you can do is to just have quiet, self assured confidence around really beautiful women. that's pretty much the best you can do. Alluding to being hung never worked for me, because then they will think you are some 14 inch horse dick and inevitably overestimate your size.

Women will eventually guess when you are average as fuck but always have some giant titted coomer woman glued to your shoulder, but that doesn't work online. And will only become realistic in your 30s when you have more experience and a history

Basically the only way to get it across is not online.

tl;dr: touch grass, stop online dating shit
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>>34843423
>One woman I did this with squealed excitedly when seeing it and shrieked "im so lucky!!!!"
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thanks to all of you again to all of u for the advice

i now understand that i should just work on myself and touch grass. love u assholes :D
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>>34846132
first step of touching grass is to stop posting pornstars on 4chan
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>>34840275
Only Zach, the king of /adv/, can answer this specific question.

But my two cents, try pulling an obama and make sure to lean your leg up extra high.
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>>34840275
You target the type that seem to want casual sex then you let them know



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