What's the best way to react when you're at a Target store shopping for headphones and you notice a loss prevention employee suspiciously standing at the end of the aisle casually looking in your direction for a long time? You know, a girl in her 20s, probably doing this as a job while in college, just obviously standing there cause they suspect you might steal some headphones?
Think about how dumb you would have to be to work in loss prevention and not start to notice a pattern in terms of the skin color of shoplifters.
>>34840552Melanin is linked to greater impulsivity and Low IQ.
cackle like a goblin and mutter mmyess perhaps I shall pocket this precious bauble mmmmmmmmmm or perhaps that one hihihihiihbecome the store goblin
>>34840527My mother had this happen once, and the response was hilarious. She walked up forcefully and struck up a conversation, first demanding some directions. When the LP pretended they didn't work there she insisted, my mom saying she'd watched them, or that they clearly had a crush on her. When the LP person freaked out my mom chased her around, asking her questions about store products. The LP dude ran off and grabbed his manager and my mom kept up the act, accusing the LP of stalking or something like that.
>>34840727There's enough store goblins in society as it is, I'd rather be the guy who pays his bill and upholds a higher sense of principle then just another dumbass doing whatever the hell I want while society collapses.>>34840527If you're not stealing anything then why feel nervous at all? Unless you're afraid they're going to make some shit up, which can happen, so if you're really that paranoid just record your interactions in public for the sake of personal protection, or move out of a low trust area where you have to worry about that kind of shit.I also don't know why you'd be standing around. If you go to the store, you should know damn well what you're there for. Grab your shit, buy it, and leave. If you do anything in a store but buy exactly what you need you're a goy slave.
>>34840527do whatever you can to break chain of custody. to tag you they have to have an unbroken chain of evidence from when you picked up a thing and obscured it to when you crossed the point of sale without purchasing it. if you constantly walk in loops, take things in and out if your pockets, set them down on the lowest shelves the camera can't see, come back 5 minutes later and pick them up again, take them back to the original aisle and swap them for the same item that was next in the rack, etc? they can't do their job.
>>34840757>I also don't know why you'd be standing aroundHave you never shopped for anything in your life before? You go to a store, find out the product you wanted is gone, out of stock, but you really need it like right now, so you have to decide which of the crappier alternatives are the best without ripping you off,cause you'll now have to live with said product for the next six lousy months of your fucking life cause you have a mediocre job.
>>34840778>Have you never shopped for anything in your life before?I make a list of what I need and I go to the store and grab only those items that I have on my list, because I'm a productive human being trying to live a healthy functioning lifestyle. I have better shit to do then stand around looking for goy shit to buy.>you'll now have to live with said product I either grab the first thing that's available and move on with my life, or I leave and try to grab it somewhere else or at another store/time. Imagine how many hours of my life have been saved by not spending time going >"Oh no, what am I going to do about my goy toys??"I've lived off 15$ a month before. It's really not hard if you know how to budget and make lists, and maybe not waste your time like an idiot with your mouth agape at the slightest inconvenience.
>>34840892This isn't shopping for rice and tomatoes at your local farmer's market, you retard. This is about shopping for a $100 to $300 pair of headphones. You don't "grab the first thing that's available" like a dumbass with things like that. You really never have shopped for anything in your life before.
>>34840527as a male you're always suspected of stealing stuff or raping someone if you're walking alone late at night, best thing you can do is just go on and behave like a good person, no two ways about it.
>>34840955Why the fuck are you buying 100-300$ headphones you fucking retard?Your financial decisions speak for themself. Hence why I said "Goy Toys". You're investing in useless items that are far more expensive than you can afford, and then wondering why you are impoverished.Don't get me wrong, the economy is absolutely shit, but that should be more reason for you to not invest in stupid crap like this.Imagine all the 100-300$ purchases of useless tech and toys you've bought over the last 10 years. If you had saved that money or invested it in something else, you would be more successful by now.>You really never have shopped for anything in your life before.I have, that's how I know these purchases you're making are financially irresponsible. I sold my Play Station, sold my Headphones (Which are bad for your hearing and cognition long term), and all the other useless goy products I owned.I invested my money in skills and land acquisition, things that are going to not only benefit my life in the long run but have the potential to benefit future generations.
>>34841142especially if you're black or brown
>>34840727this.actually, start coming every day. find your most preciousss object and touch and caress it saying things like "soon we'll be together"
>>34841279>touch and caress it saying things like "soon we'll be together"lmao kek
>>34841173>Why the fuck are you buying 100-300$ headphones you fucking retard?Quality over quantity. The Jews make good shit. I used to think I was smart buying $15 store brand shoes and then have them fuck apart with holes and worn off rubber after 3 months,making me buy another $15 pair only to have the same thing happen again after 3 months. But when I bought a $100 pair of Adidas, those motherfuckers lasted a whole fucking decade before they fell apart.>Imagine all the 100-300$ purchases of useless tech and toys you've bought over the last 10 years.In the last 10 years I've only bought ONE pair of $300 headphones, which I'm still wearing right now, and I'm typing this message from my $1500 laptop, that I bought back in 2019.I've done a lot of productive shit with this laptop. I'm very glad I bought it. Not a single regret. It has served me very well. As the old saying goes, you get what you pay for. At least most of the time.>Headphones (Which are bad for your hearing and cognition long term)Only if you blast music at full volume 24/7 like a retard.
>>34841309>Quality over quantity. The Jews make good shitYou can invest in quality by not investing in useless products you don't need, and save those resources for more important purchases like clothing that will last decades, or housing that will put you in a safer area.Most shoes are rubber scams anyway, they harm your feet over time if they aren't well fitted or activate your feet muscles. I buy maybe a 10-30$ pair of sandals that lasts me a year, and then I can usually score free sandals at almost any place I worked in lost and found. My feet are happier and stronger, and I don't spend a bunch of money on some cheap rubber bullshit.>$1500 laptopJesus Christ man. I had a 600$ Laptop that lasted more than 10 years. What the fuck are you even doing on that thing? You get what you pay for, sure, but you're clearly paying way to much for a bunch of shit you don't need. Headphones being a prime example.>Only if you blast music at full volume 24/7 like a retard.You're emitting EMF waves right next to your head my guy. Studies link EMF waves to disruptions in your brains ability to produce Neurons. There is nothing you need to listen to that requires headphones.
Never had this happen to me. God I love being white.
>>34841463Fuck you
>>34841488>1488Welcome Brother.
>>34841526lol
>>34840527hope her parents watch—not this video
>>34841610She does a lot of gay music content and other Le modern woman crap.It's over.
>>34840527Pull your dick out. She clearly wants it.
>>34840527>casuallyIt's their job. Don't take it personally.If they're staring you down, or going out of their way to be obvious about it, then yeah, it's fucking insulting. Couple of the old people at my gay-ass small town grocery store do this shit to me, even though I've been going there for seven years, have never stolen anything, and probably make more than everyone except the store manager.
>>34842511No
I literally don't care and never have. It doesn't bother me. I've got shit to do. I don't have time to whine or bitch about it.
>>34845056Then fuck off and go do your shit somewhere else instead of whining and bitching about it over here.
>>34840527>What's the best way to reactStart screaming. Throw yourself on the ground. Shit your pants. Reach in, grab the turd and start throwing it around. It's the only sane way to react when someone has the UNMITIGATED AUDACITY OF LOOKING AT YOU!!111
>>34845381Alright well, I'm gonna break into your house and stare at you while you sleep and take a shit for the rest of your life then. Don't like it? Eat shit, nigger.
>>34840527I remember this video, the bitch just casually drops that she fuck'n'sucked a 10" dick like it's no big deal lmfao
>>34845381Stop being a gaslighting retard. You know damn well you wouldn't like it if some other retard was following you around and watching every move you make.
>>34845430My dick is 9" I would love to know what her opinion is after she sucks mine
>>34841279This but instead of objects do it with random workers
>>34845467That's creepy
>>34845381You're a faggot and a hypocrite. Kill yourself.
>>34840748Wow your mom sounds like a stereotypically angry black woman. I hope you are or otherwise you’re from horrible stock kek
>>34845372Did you just make this thread implying you need to have some sort of justified reaction to a young lady doing her job who didn’t even talk to you, and then proceed to accuse somebody else of bitching and whining? Wow
>>34845449Boo fucking hoo. You’re on camera in the store too and there’s a guy who sits in a chair and judges you. You look suspicious because you’re a bad person.
I like target because it’s a highly controlled shopping environment. In my area it’s all but verbally designated the local white people store. You can tell. White patents and young white women are clearly more comfortable and spend time there just chilling because of what it is.You were being told you’re not welcome but you’re too autistic to understand that without thinking you have to attack. Just don’t go to target. Go to your own store instead. No, target is not the only store in your area so don’t even start.
>>34840527Target is extremely well known for just letting people steal until they hit the dollar limit for grand larceny in your state and then nail you with that. If an LP person was actually near you in person, you absolutely were stealing before this. You got mad because you intended to steal.
>>34846071Oh look who's back, ladies and gentlemen. Look who's fucking back. Look who couldn't resist taking the bait cause of his giant fucking ego. Mister look at me I've got important shit to do. What the fuck are you still doing here mister I've got important shit to do? Huh? Did you seriously come back here to whine and bitch some more when you said you're above whining and bitching? You ain't got important shit to do. Your "important" shit consists of shit posting on 4chan 24/7 spewing meaningless garbage out of your ass that's somehow attached to your fucking ugly ass face.>>34846075Nice try you fucking mouth breathing ape shit. Nobody gives a shit about cameras in a store. I sure as hell certainly fucking don't. See that? This is you starting shit, for no reason. No basis, other than being a little piece of subhuman shit. You're a piece of shit.>You look suspicious because you’re a bad person.Yeah, your true colors come out now. This "important" shit that you do is nothing but shit posting ragebait while you sit in your underwear jobless and living in your mother's basement. All day all night, thread to thread, shit posting ragebaiting. That's all you do. You ain't good for shit. You don't contribute nothing but shit. You ain't worth a shit. And your life ain't shit.>Did you just make this threadThis isn't my thread. But I'm sick of your ragebaiting shit posting ass talking shit on every thread on here. You don't contribute a goddamn thing that's helpful to anybody. You're a worthless piece of shit.Hey how about this.... take your important shit and dump it where it belongs, in the fucking trash. Now get the fuck off this thread you lowlife subhuman piece of shit. And don't come back here ever again.
>>34846167Holy fuck look at this SEETHE.This is true. >>34846089You are a thief and they know.
>>34846167>I don’t care about being watched>but look at this meltdown I’m having over being watchedYou’re just mad and nothing else. There’s no point. Just don’t be suspicious. This has never happened to me. The problem is with you and people like you, not target.
>>34846167You’re so full of shit that your eyes are literally brown
>>34841173>he thinks headphones are an "investment"holy shit, you must be poor
>>34840527lol, they literally can’t do shit. You can walk up to them and say wassup. And if you do steal some headphones you can literally just walk away and they can’t do anything about it. They can only do something if you admit that you stole something but you can avoid that by just not talking to them
>>34840527You see an agent, you do what we do. You run. You run your freaking ass off.
>>34846373>I need my GoySpeakers TM!>Give me GoySpeakers!>Oh my God, the economy is so shitty, how am I going to afford my collection of Action Figures!You're all fucking man children who are investing in short term pleasures and not in the future success of Whites across the West.Get your shit together.
>>34840527I would cancel your plan of stealing the headphones and instead purchase them at the counter like everyone else
>>34849725>I like to sage it sage it>I like to sage it sage it>I like to sage it sage itStop fucking doing that
>>34840527That is a guy right
>>34849807No, why the fuck would you think that?
>>34849807Yes, and he has a big penis.
>>34852114How big?
