Isn't this something you already know?

here's one that's still not patched even though it's cliche

it's like so cliche it's underused

"do you come here often?"

it's unisex, even
it becomes a joke when you ask an employee

Imagine someone taking a dump, and you'll realize they're just like you; they have flaws and qualities like you. We are small compared to the whole, so why worry about something so small? Start with small "good morning," "good afternoon," or "good night," and you'll evolve over time, like in Pokémon.

>>34845267
these are good to

i like to mix up the time of day and make a small scene, just enough to remember

example:
>i meet eyes with someone who looks interesting to talk to
"good morning!"
>it's a crisp 7:43pm
>they hesitate
>"aaah! hahaha, sorry, good evening!! hahah i just keep going and going hahah sometimes i don't even know the morning!!"
>they are usually frozen at this
>"sorry! i just, ahh, sorry! good evening is all, haha"
>they return the greeting and kindly linger for a moment
>"I'm Rick James, bitch"
>they ask "what?" or excuse me
>"g-good morning"

>>34845252
No. I don't talk to anyone irl.
>>34845267
>Start with small "good morning,"
I don't know what to say after that. How do you know what to talk about and start a conversation with?

>>34845230
dont

>>34847194
but I want to

>>34848300
join a group. they're usually willing to bend over backwards for new blood.
google your interests on meetup or facebook groups and attend a few until you find interesting people to be around.
the cheat code to new friends after that is meeting friends of friends.

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Im thinking about buying the most cringe graphic T shirts I can. Like FBI: Female Body Inspector

Maybe that will get me some conversation with strangers.

>>34848405
have you seen Die Hard?

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>>34848613
same wave length?

>>34845230
Go up to them and ask something