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Granola girls, outdoor girls, whatever the pinterest calls them, where do I meet them? How do I impress them?
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>>34846919
Mother fucking psytrance raves, and bouldering also wook raves burner raves
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>>34846919
First, move to a place where they live, like the Pacific Northwest or your local hipster college town. You will not find girls like this in Chicago, for example. Then, get in their circles through outdoor activities and artsy groups. Once you've ingratiated yourself with them, invite one to do some hippy shit like stargazing together and make a move. Probably helps if you smoke a lot of weed and are comfortable sharing drugs with strangers.
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>>34846936
im from europe, never seen weed in my life but i live close to nature and i like to hike in the mountains. Does this help?
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>>34846951
I don't know, I've only lived in the US. But I'd imagine if you go to the mountains or your area's equivalent of like Colorado you'll find chicks like this.
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>>34846919
What >>34846922 says, also Goa parties.
Unless you're ready to hang out with people who larp as le spiritually awakened medidation pros during the days and turn into absolute coozehounds by night, don't bother though.
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>>34846919
>where do I meet them?
Rainbow gathering. Drum circle. Crochet group. Ukulele lessons. Fish or any jam band concert. World-music shows, especially outdoors at festivals.
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>>34846919
These girls are evil! You do not want to meet a girl like this. Pure fucking evil they are.
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>>34846984
What why
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>>34846984
care to elaborate? What makes them evil?
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>>34846919
rainbow gatherings
prepare your nose
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>>34846984
Yes.
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>>34846955
equivalent of Colorado means remote and wild? Im not very familiar with the states to be fair
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>>34846919
>Granola girls, outdoor girls, whatever the pinterest calls them, where do I meet them?
Music festivals, communes.
>How do I impress them?
It's the same as any other woman. Just display leadership and show that you have other women already.
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>>34847040
>if you want to be rich just be rich tee hee
awesome advice nigger 10/10. Why do you even post here?
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>>34847046
I'm telling you how it works. Maybe the truth is unpalatable but there's no other way.
Of course, many people do become rich by saving and investing over a long period of time.
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>>34847028
>>34847033
he's probably referring to the point where a woman says "she's ready to explore the world"; then uses it as an excuse to open the jaws of their vag to tribes of mayo canons.
my experience is most of them are lost and using 'self-medication' to cope. it's like the book on the road but applying to the opposite sex.
even if you take the advice here, most music festivals/gatherings are drug events. most communes are disasters. last i checked, the one nearest to me is down to 2 members because the 15, 5 years before, were run out.
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>>34847038
More like places that are perceived as remote and wild while actually being populated. Probably areas near the Alps or Carpathians would be my guess
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>>34846919
rainbow gatherings.
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>>34847226
samefagging.
you were warned here around by many already. so...
yes. they are spiritual. that means you get all coated in spiritual. doesn't necessarily make it enlightened. just coated and coded in spiritual language. which can give insights and... spiritual can be good, don't get me wrong. but... they drink beer and then say it is because they have something to work on. like spiritually.
there is this joke at rainbows: "it's a spiritual thing, you wouldn't understand." or also: "i need it for the healing". and then they are basically the greatest assholes. men and women. doesn't change the consequences.
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>>34846919
>Granola girls, outdoor girls, whatever the pinterest calls them, where do I meet them? How do I impress them?
They exist in places that have hippy communities. Burlington VT, Boulder CO, San Francisco, presumably trendy cities in the PNW.

Granted, fat pink-haired AIDS progressives have replaced a lot of the hippy types in some of these places. You'll probably need to avoid the grimier cities and stick to the nice expensive ones where everyone's a hiking/outdoor enthusiast.
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>>34846955
Basically this. Didn't put it together myself, but they tend to near mountains.
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>>34846974
I mean a man who meditates is also a man who does molly they aren't like mutually exclusive.
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>>34846919
Raves, volunteering, vegan events and wack shit like witches/faeries events
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>>34846919
climbing in an exurban college town. bonus points if outdoors. and i highly recommend, fit girl hole is splendorous.
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>>34846951
If you look hard enough, you'd probably find places where weed is abundant and so are hippies. At least here in Finland there are plenty of places like that.

t. used to live in a area where like every third person was a hippie and high asf
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>>34846919
She's a good girl, she just wants to spread the love and give sex to everyone around her
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>>34846919
the fact that you need to ask means that you never will :)
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>>34848088
>wack shit
you say it.
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>>34846919
Music festival folk guitar-y shit, superstitious religious witch horoscope zodiac shit, idk



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