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Took a massive shit this morning and now my asshole feels all bruised and sore. And also kind of itchy. Seriously, it was like I had king kongs fingers clawing their way out of my colon. Feels like I've been kicked in the butthole really hard. What the fuck do I do?
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is it ur asshole bleeding? u need to eat more fiber, if its itchy it mean u have fisura ani, and dont scratch ur asshole, it because u lack of fiber and ur shit is too hard
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You probably have a hemorrhoid.
Leave it alone, stop straining and fix your diet. Drink more water and eat more fiber.
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that means zero salty things, no peanuts, no doritos, nothing salty or anything that transforms your shit into bricks
eat figs, peaches, plums, dates, honey, milk, yogurt and aloe vera
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>>34847081
>more fiber
not op but I've been eating fibre 1 like crazy and it makes shitting a 20 minute ordeal

What a retarded idea

Yeah it's solid and not diarrhea but 20 minutes just to feel empty. Good lord.
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>>34847100
>not op but I've been eating fibre 1 like crazy and it makes shitting a 20 minute ordeal
Eat VEGETABLES and GRAINS you exceptional individual
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>>34847105
I eat that too
no meat.
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>>34846986
status report?
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>>34847107
You're likely eating too much fiber, then.
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>>34847113
I bought some lentils, oats and leafy greens. Gonna make a sausage and lentil meal prep tomorrow using a recipe I found.
https://dishingouthealth.com/sausage-and-lentils/
Right now I'm eating cereal. My asshole is still aching but there's no blood at all. I cleaned pretty thoroughly down there with some of those flushable wipes.
God damn. I've taken monster shits before but I've never been this fucked up by one lol. Seriously felt like I was shitting a fat salami made of broken pine cones.
Thank you for the advice lads.
I'll keep piling on fibre. Haven't shat since but hopefully it was just a one time cursed dump.
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>>34847180
>>34846986
Thanks for sharing, sounds like some serious shit. jk I hope you feel better, you are probably fine. Imo sounds like dehydration. poo gets hard and full of rough cracks when you are dehydrated.
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>>34846986
Hermerhoid hermorrhoid whatever bleeding ripped asshole
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lucus paw paw ointment or equivalent
works on cuts works on everything



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