All Hail to the vintage Ale! Previously: >>34844246
Am Yisrael Jai
>>34847480Early asshole.sage
you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
>>34847487Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on
>>34847497
For women, if a guy passes you and says "Not bad, mama", what would your reaction be? It's not quite a catcall, but might not be wanted.
>>34847500
>>34847506Mostly befuddled. Not offended but not flattered either. As long as he keeps walking after he says it no fuss from me.
Viva Mexico putos
>>34847487I'm thinking he makes a thread only to be the first to post on it.
>>34847516Looks like it.
>>34847496you're going to go through life spouting fortune-cookie insights thinking that cats and dogs like you, but they don't. They like me.
>>34847516Yeah, he's an asshole who does this all the time.
>>34847486¿Que dice? Ninguna de esas palabras tiene sentido
>>34847506Why would he call me mama? Is that supposed to be an insult?
men would you shoot every girl in gta to prove your loyalty?
>>34847527nta but its the milkers. Its always the milkers
>>34847531Ive never played GTA but that sounds stupid
>>34847527Need to plap spanish femanon...
>>34847506This made me crack up! I'm going to visibly stare at my GF breasts and say this to her when she comes over later tonight.
Why do femanons feel this isn't an insult?
>>34847539>I can tell from personal experience
How to break up with an Asian girl?
>>34847539Imagine hearing "I'm sorry OP it's too big I can only do hand stuff" Would that not be more devastating than "it's perfect. It gets me off but doesn't hurt me".
Ok togies, are we love sick or sick of love?
>>34847542>Would that not be more devastating thanNo
>>34847539no woman would be dumb enough to mouth about her experience with other cocks during the dinner date phase
>>34847543I finally feel normal.
>>34847543>Ok togies, are we love sick or sick of love?99% of them don't know what love is
>>34847544Is not that she is saying your dick is perfect, she is saying "I got drilled by huge cocks", into the trash with her
>>34847539I hate how women lie and claim they don't want to have their guts rearranged and get their back broke. This is so fucking performative.
>>34847543never been loved
>>34847545>no woman would be dumb enough Kek. You don't know very many women do you.
Why are you guys taking a CollegeHumor video so seriously
>>34847522It means the people of Israel live. Like Mexicans saying ¡Viva México!>>34847513>Viva Mexico putosVete a la chingada>>34847539>Why do femanons feel this isn't an insult?Because the equivalent is a guy saying, "You've got the perfect body because fucking fat chicks is too much work and fucking skinny chicks is too clackity-clack.">>34847541>How to break up with an Asian girl?Say she's a real rice burner with Asian reliability, low mileage, and single owner.
>>34847541method A) just ghost. not like she'd ever hesitate to do the same method B) make her think it was her decision
If sluts like to have sex so much why do they always have dead eyes? Shouldn't they be vibrant and full of life?
>>34847544I don't get men. Some of you seem to WANT to be unpleasant to be around but desperately desire a woman to suffer your bullshit and call it love. Like she doesn't really love you unless you fucking suck but she stays anyway.
Women"Most men go too fast during sex"...>Strongly agree>Agree>Disagree>Strongly disagree?
There is a fungus among us
Women, would you mind if a guy just stuck his face between your butt cheeks in doggy and spent a minute or two just huffing your smell
>>34847541I'm not sure if the technique I used with a half-Asian girl would work for you, but I broke up with her by telling her that I was breaking up with her.
>>34847559>>34847549
>>34847549If it was one previous boyfriend who just happened to be hung then you're just being a pussy. I get it if she's a size queen but your attitude is basically "I can't go after Chad at the talent show! It will make me look even worse!" It's telling.
>>34847542>Would that not be more devastatingNot even remotely. If my 4'11 Asian ex can take my cock than any woman should be able to.
>>34847543I'm love, help how do I stop being in love? I know it's not gonna work out!!
>>34847559You can work on making a dick thats too big fit eventually or find awoman who gets off on the pain. You can never have certain experiences with a mid size dick. Also men don't want to be "perfect" , but impressive.
>>34847555incels are retarded
>>34847569Does somebody have that picture of entire vaginas like you can see the internal space floating around in a folder somewhere? They vary wildly, it's pretty interesting.
>>34847570Are you in a relationship with him or just pining for him?
>>34847555I have been personally told something very similar irl
>>34847555I think we haven't even discussed TeaApp properly yet , and you're whingin about a dick size video?
>>34847573Perfect IS impressive. If it wasn't impressive it would just be good. Perfect is as high as a compliment gets but for some reason you want to go past compliments to pain/fear. You are a weak willed and weak minded man who doesn't think he can command respect and desire for your penis to do it for you. Even if it was huge it wouldn't make you feel the way you want to feel.
You may ask me one (1) question about my penis.
>>34847506Not notice, no reason that someone would say something so specific to me
>>34847555I'm sorry I'm riling them out of boredom I'll quit. >>34847561Depends. Starting fast is meh but ending fast is good. >>34847563Yes
>>34847585How many times have you jerked it to the thought of me in particular?
>>34847583Perfect also doesn't exist in reality in any realm. To say someone is perfect or their body or personality is perfect would be a total lie. It also sets them up for mental anguish because even if your cock gets called perfect the minute you get older and it looks aged or doesn't perform as good as before you will have a melty
>>34847558What incel nonsense is this?
>>34847590Depends, who are you?
>>34847563I'd be embarrassed, but I'd be okay with it if it meant I could huff his cock for just as long without feeling judged.
>>34847583Chill, I'm actually pretty happy with my dick size. Its just not coll to ttalk a great deal about other dicks in the presence of a guy and compare. If you pretend they were all smaller and shittier its condescending , talking about bigger dicks is still a slight even if its true.Just don't compare certain physical things about a partner, you're woman it shoudl really not be hard to understand.>Oh yeah my exes tits were double your size, but your are actually shaped perfectly and it was too much anywaysHow would that make you feel? Even though it is true, because tits definitely can be too big.
>>34847593So you're admitting you've jerked off to posters here?
>>34847597Yeah.
>>34847594sure I think thats hot
>>34847591>total lieSo no one has ever truly loved you? I don't mean to kick you while you're down it's just...you should understand what she means by perfect. Perfect for her, it doesn't mean you are without flaws and can not change.
>>34847578>himI'm a man, she is a girl, it's just the classic "she is nice to me so now I'm in love" I know it means nothing I keep telling myself this every day but I can't help it
>>34847598Then I'd rather pretend that your answer is a million times, instead of embarrassing myself by using a name and hearing the answer is actually zero.
>>34847602lol I was initially gonna ask if you were a man or a woman but decided to guess for once. My bad.Busy yourself with other things and try to meet more women. It's just going to take some time, too.
>>34847583How is it possible that you're making perfect sound sucky?
>>34847596>Oh yeah my exes tits were double your size, but your are actually shaped perfectly and it was too much anywaysSelf conscious but I'd take it as the compliment it was intended as.Only issue with this is I know what my tits look like so this particular scenario is unrealistic lmao.A more comparable thing to say would be that my pussy isn't "too tight or too loose". Which would be a weird thing to bring up but he clearly means well so I'm going to accept the intention and not dwell on the words.
>>34847594>but I'd be okay with it if it meant I could huff his cock for just as long
>>34847605Well, I'm pretty sure I can guess who you are and the answer is probably zero, but the count is probably pretty high for several regulars.
>>34847600Its still a total lie.
>>348475702bh i dont think i would tell someone i was in love with them because it would ruin things and scare them off.
>>34847589yes you'd mind or yes you'd like it?
>>34847558>If sluts like to have sex so much why do they always have dead eyes?They don't. >Shouldn't they be vibrant and full of life?They are. t. guy who has experience of many kinds of women
I want to make out with her armpit
>>34847608>making perfect sound sucky That's you. You think "painfully large" is somehow better than "fits perfectly". You have a perspective issue. Alright alright I said I'd stop. I'm going to go have lunch do you guys want to argue about fashion when I get back?
I feel like I've wasted years of my life in pursuing my body goals only to realize that it was over from the startI've been in great shape since my teens and now well into my late 20s. I think I'll go full fatmaxx in my 30s
TNDTotal namecel death. None of them are posting right now.
>>34847611Unironically. Maybe I'm mentally ill.
>>34847600>So no one has ever truly loved you? I don't mean to kick you while you're down it's just...you should understand what she means by perfect. Perfect for her, it doesn't mean you are without flaws and can not change.Perfect is a strong word and I am thankful no one has called me that and I don't call anyone else perfect. I know what love is but I wouldn't say telling someone they're perfect is true love, talk is cheap, for me it's actions that spell out 'love' not words
>>34847561Strongly agree. And the more porn-brained he is, the worse it gets.
>>34847614yeah I don't want to ruin things, it's nice having someone to talk to and do fun stuff
>>34847558Reatrds like you badly need to loosen up, go to a rave, drop some E and smooch with a few sluts there, they are very fun people and much more chill in a relationships than some prudish shut in.
I'm not afraid of talking to girls but I don't because I'm an ugly worm and it's not my place
>>34847622Now one of them is going to reply to you. Great job, anon.
I am officially unc
>>34847612You have no idea how soul crushing that is to read.
>>34847549We don't all have hangups about sex, like you do.
>>34847573>You can work on making a dick thats too big fit eventuallyNo, you can't.
>>34847625Im ashamed to admit it, but in my case it was mostly the desensitization from gooning and death grip. A pussy may be almost prehensile, but it is far more subtle than grabbing your penis in a vice grip to feel anything.
>>34847615I would mind. >>34847617I feel like this would tickle.>>34847628I respect you far more than the ones who don't stay in their lane if that makes you feel any better.
>>34847623Nah you're not mentally ill I just wanted an excuse to post that retarded Korean chink bitch gif. It's OK to sniff your man, it's not weird
>>34847631Jeez, the throuple isn’t enough for you?
>>34847585>You may ask me one (1) question about my penis.Could you put it away, please?
>>34847573Hmm idk I have done it all with a medium dick. It's a solid dick 6.5 and 7 if I'm in my goon era... Idk I'm obviously exaggerating size too more like 5.5 never felt any type of way about this
>>34847634A baby fits
>>34847626Hell ya, brother.
my pants feel too tight when I get hard
>>34847645Nonsensical logic. The body has 9 months to prepare for a baby fitting.
>>34847611Nice nails.
so getting women is just about personality and confidence right?
>>34847643I never took it out, don’t worry.
>>34847645Not comfortably lmao. And look up how many women tear.
>>34847640It will always feel weird to ask to smell someone. It has to become an unspoken agreement where it's never acknowledged.
femanon can I sniff you?
>>34847614You can still scare em off if you have a terrible poker face
>>34847645>A baby fitsBy "fits" you mean "tears up the vagina so badly it has to be stitched back together"?
>>34847654If lebians cab work their entire hand in and play the pussy like a hand puppet, a cock can be worked in no problem.
>>34847651>so getting women is just about personality and confidence right?It's not *just* about those, but those can override any other problem.
Hey femanon *Hands you a jar of severed fingers*How's your boyfriend?
>>34847658I guess I am scaring the hoes, regardless?
>>34847644sameAlso I have small hands, so I just fisted the only size queen who dared imply my penis is not enough
>>34847666Not necessarily, I'm just whining about my own shit desu. You'll probably be fine
>>34847651It's about both looks + personality + confidence. Think of it like a grocery store:Good looks = great signage, attractive decoration outside the door, gets women to think about going into your store Personality = the inside of your store, the layout and what produce or items are in stock Confidence = the competency of the staff that work there, how quickly shit gets done and how reliably Most women would choose a store that has a mediocre or even bad outside entrance so long as the contents of that store have lots to offer and has a reliable service.
>>34847641Zero is an extremely sad number.
>>34847655Dunno, I find it hot if a woman just goes for it. I'm obviously into it, but frankly even if I weren't its so inoffensive you could either let her do it because someone sniffing your dick isn't unpleasant or anything really or just say no easily. Conclusion: Just do it
>>34847665Who tf did you dismember? I'm single. or are the fingers a gift and you're asking me out?
>>34847672I should say that when I said the count was high for regulars I meant that several regulars have probably beaten their dicks like they owed them money while thinking of you. I didn’t mean I’ve cranked it to everyone but you lol sorry
>>34847655I agree with >>34847673Just do it. My girl has never done it, but if she did I would be surprised and shocked but in a good way in a 'woah wait a minute this is new, I never knew she had that in her' kind of way. Would be surprising but also mildly exciting to know she has that sort of freaky in her
foids how much for you to do this to meits been years...
This whole discussions is just off. Most women don't even like cock!
>>34847692they don't like your cock
>>34847691She's probably pregnant, women usually do that if she's in the process of getting filled raw
>>34847692They like mine :x
>>34847694I've got scars on my back from both of my exes so thats not true
>>34847697They did it hard enough to leave scar?
>>34847691Enough guys have said they don't like it that I default to not doing it. You have to tell me you want that.
>>34847692cope
>>34847629I want that. I am in a bullying mood right now. I have some dirt on every one of them.
>>34847703Many men are weak.
>>34847703Want? Issa need atp
Considering having sex.
>>34847701well duh, whats the point of it if she's not giving it her all?>>34847703sounds gay. dig those things in
What do women here think of men with body hair, mostly chest, stomach and a little bit on the lower back?
>>34847682That does sound less like a personal attack, at least.
Hey femanon*Hands you a jar of boyfriends*How's your severed fingers?
>>34847691If she does this to me the session is over. Gotta teach that bitch a lesson
>>34847691>how much for you to do this to meI will need to receive upfront payment of several hundred thrusts.>>34847692>Most women don't even like cock!Au contraire, it's the only part of men we do like.>>34847715>What do women here think of men with body hair, mostly chest, stomach and a little bit on the lower back?Honestly, unless you're shredded, don't shave your body hair.
I got a birthday dress i think
>>34847723What is that
>>34847721you could've said you're gay with less words
>>34847729Why do you care are you fucking me. Faggot
>>34847722>don't shave your body hair.I wouldn't do that under any circumstances, its gay as fuck. But what diffrence does it make in regards to that whether I'm shredded?
My gf told me last night she plans on killing herself.I'm seeing her later today, and after talking on the phone this morning, I really think she's serious. She's not the kind of person to do this for attention and has never brought suicide up in a serious capacity in our ~1 year of dating.However some pretty traumatic stuff has happened to her recently that's changed her behavior.I tried to talk her through her problems but this is very out of my depth (I'm a businessman, not a therapist or doctor) and I really think she should talk to a professional. What should I do? She's coming over tonight and I'm gonna try to gently broach the idea of bringing her to the hospital. I can't make her go of course, and she'll probably say no. I'm so worried about her.
>>34847733Quit being so insecure, it's grating.
>>34847722>I will need to receive upfront payment of several hundred thrusts.its easier if you scratch during those thrusts.
>>34847734Did she get raped
>>34847734Unironically, read up on what other people in your situation did and what professionals suggest you do.
>>34847737I mean the gay part figuratively. Have you ever had itchy stubble cover the majority of your body? I'm not doing that again.
>>34847747I shave my balls, torso and armpits regularly.
>>34847734>woman>killing herselfNot happening. Extremely unlikely. I could see it if she has extremely low impulse control and has a bunch of loaded guns near her. Otherwise absolutely not.
>>34847751why (except for the balls, that makes sense)
>>34847755It's nicer in every way and I expect the same from my partner.
>>34847742No, she's been losing weight (not an unhealthy amount) and a bunch of older ladies in the gym tried to stage an "intervention" because they thought she was developing an eating disorder. She's not, she eats with me all the time and doesn't throw up after, and half the time I call her on the phone she's eating. But they basically all went around telling her what they didn't like about her body. Then one lady literally followed her around while she was working out and was telling her shit like "your legs are too big, don't do that exercise" for everything she did.She used to be chubby (why she's lost weight) and is still very insecure about her body.I don't really think that's all that happened though, I think there are some parts she's not telling me. Like she would reasonably be pissed if that's all that happened, but there were some details she was leaving out.
Just finished picrelAre next volumes worth reading?
>>34847763Women are crazy yo
>>34847733>But what diffrence does it make in regards to that whether I'm shredded?Because it's easier to see definition without body hair. Why do you think bodybuilders shave?
>>34847619It's just saying "It's not the biggest but gets the job done" isn't that great of a compliment despite what apparently believe in your heart of hearts
Women is your man saying shhhh when you're crying comforting or annoying
>>34847770You're not getting it. That's a decent dick. A perfect dick is as big as you can take without risking a cervix punch.
>>34847722Opinions of lesbians are not valid
>>34847771it sounds comforting imo
>>34847764God that book was boringSo was the movie
>>34847715Is good. Don't shave, you'll be prickly. >>34847734I hate when other people have done this to me but it is effective. Call the cops. If you tell them she said she is going to kill herself they'll take her to the ER and she'll spend at least 72 hours in a psych ward. You can be a good boyfriend and bring her a decent pair of pajamas, her phone and charger, and a book or something while she's in the ER because you're not going to be able to visit her at first at the psych hospital. >>34847764I'm not sure I started reading the next one at a bookstore but only got about 30 pages in.
>>34847779contrarian post
>Ask women what they think>They dont tell you what they thinkIs just so weird they will say "dont shave your body hair" but they wont say they like it.
I still regret shaving my pubes, it's very itchy down there
I saw myself in the mirror today, day ruined
I dont shave but I trim my pubes and armpits
>>34847793>>34847791>>34847794M or f
s-stop talking about armpits, I'm getting hard
I shave my dick and balls down to the bare skin and then I demand the woman have a savage bush for that stark contrast and I am proud of it
I took the beard trimmer to my pubes and immediately wondered why I didn't do that at the beginning of the summer
>>34847796M
>>34847788Dunno, I've had women be into my body hair IRL and be very vocal about it so its a thing. It also gives some women the ick , but fuck them. I'm not gonna shave just for those, like whats the point of trying to appeal to the people who aren't into you unless you do X first instead of taking the ones who are into your specific quirks.
>>34847764Messiah is worth reading just because dune ends on a cliffhanger. 2nd book brings things to a more honest conclusion. children and god emperor get pretty fucjing weird. heretics and chapterhouse time-skip thousands of years and don't really feel like they are part of the same series; they're bene gesseriboo wankfests for the most part.nothing written by brian is worth considering
I used to be loved
how the fuck am I just getting acne at the age of 27?
>>34847803This is the best method imo
Do you talk with others about people who died?I mean friends and relatives who died, not celebrities.I always dread funerals and I dread going, seeing others being sad and I always have to cry too. But then I am usually glad I went.Too many people having been dying around me recently and it's starting to feel like the universe is about to just shut off.
Pro tip for shaving your sack dip your balls in cold water so they shrink and get firm
>>34847813I hate the annoying hairs that are on the dick itself at the bottom of the shaft. I shaved it with a beard trimmer once while flaccid and the skin got caught in the blades
>>34847817ewwww moids are gross
>>34847809What happened?
>>34847817Do you have a dedicated ball dipping cup or?
Why do male porn stars have no balls?
>>34847823>Why do male porn stars have no balls?That's what happens when you live for pussy
>>34847820You're just jealous of our funny shapeshifting genitals
>>34847817Unnecessary, I do it under the shower.
>>34847819Should've pulled the skin taught.
>>34847813I'd used it every now and then but mostly used scissors. I accidentally trimmed them way shorter than I meant to but I don't regret. Too hot out for all that
I think I would look less ugly if I cut my face
>>34847832Don't do that.
>>34847829I did but it was that annoying intersection of the shaft - scrotum - crotch fold of skin. I should've used a guard but I prefer using razors guardless
>>34847822Yeah >>34847819This is what this method is for
>>34847823Roids
>>34847816Yeah I do but I try not to because I have the annoying trait of being unable to cry but if I talk about things sometimes my voice breaks and DoEs ThIS and I get a lump in my throat and my chest gets tight and my brain has this automatic response to block tears. I hate funerals and I think most people do. I wish we stopped having them or at least did them different, I think it's backwards to mourn them in a 'goodbye' in all black. I would prefer funerals to be lively and cheery and a celebration of their life where everyone can have a teary eyed laugh or a smile.
I wonder what femanon's worst smelling polish is.
When I die I want 12 virgin girls to be thrown into the grave with me
>>34847844Glad I'm not a virgin
>>34847836Thanks I'll try your method next time.
>>34847848That's fine you're too ugly anyway
>>34847840I don't really have anything to say, but I still wanted to say thanks for replying.
Women, how bad is your impostor syndrome?Do you believe you've achieved all your successes in life, or is there a nagging doubt that people just hand you things because you're pretty?
Women what would you do if your daughter starts acting like the girls who bullied you in school?
>>34847852No problem. Thanks for writing it. I know what you mean about the feeling off the Universe shutting off too. I'm sorry for your losses anon
>>34847856I didn't achieve shit in my life
I want my darling
>>34847857I'd be happy because that would mean she won't be bullied
State GenderAre you even good enough to have Impostor Syndrome?
>>34847561I've only been with one guy my entire life. And I never dislike fast, I prefer it 1000% tbqh.
>>34847861You seem to be in a dark place
>>34847862I'd fuck the girl in that drawing
>>34847856pretty bad, ever since I got my first job at 16 and later the manager told me I was unqualified but he still hired me because he wanted me to suck his dickit's only gotten worse from there
>>34847856I don't have imposter syndrome>people just hand you things because you're pretty?I don't think I'm pretty enough for this 2bh lol
>>34847869Did you follow through on sucking his dick?
How do i get a personality so a girl will like meM
>>34847869Did you do what he wanted
>>34847817This is literally the worst advice possible, you're supposed to dip them in warm water so they get smooth and pliable. If you try to shave cold firm wrinkly balls you'll cut the shit out of them
>>34847869I don't blame him, I bet you were really hot
>>34847856I have a master's degree, and I still can't quite dispel the fear that it's partially because I have big tits.
>>34847865I'm not naive, that's all
>>34847859What have you been up to so far?
>>34847872>>34847874>>34847876i just quit because i didn't need a minimum-wage job at cinnabon that badly, lollast i heard he was promoted to regional manager
>>34847857I never got bullied by girls. I think this a myth certain kind of "men" tell themselves because they got bullied by the well-adjusted boys lol. Basically, taking your insecurity out on girls.
>>34847881Thank fuck that's a relief i was worried you were gonna say you sucked him off
>>34847881Nta but good for you.>cinnabonThis reminds me I have no clue what to cook tomorrow.
>>34847871So it would actually be super nice and validating if someone admitted they're only nice to you because they think you're cute?
>>34847856i haven't achieved anything so no need for it.
>>34847881>damn bb ur too inept to run a cashier or bake cinnamon rolls>can you such my penise nowWeird strat
>>34847880Nothing. I used to have a shitty retail job and now I have a slightly less shitty cleaner job in a school
I've been alone so long that I genuinely do not know how to engage in any level of intimacy. It's simply incomprehensible to me. Every date I've ever been on has literally been the same as hanging out with a guy friend. If I asked out my crush and she said yes, and we went for a walk in some romantic park or garden, I genuinely do not know what I'd do. I certainly wouldn't make any moves. I'd just walk and talk like any other day. I'm practically asexual even though I'm not. Any advice for this?
how do I get over her?
>>34847882>I think this a myth certain kind of "men" tell themselves because they got bullied by the well-adjusted boys lol. Basically, taking your insecurity out on girls.The only girls I ever met who denied female bullying were autistic girls. Autists can't tell what passive aggression looks like. I bet you thought female bullies were supposed to be like jocks who gave nerds noogies and swirlies lmao
I never got bullied by boys either and I was a total fucking loser. You guys must have absolutely deserved it M
>>34847886It would probably be a bit nice tbf. I think I would have conflicting feelings about that lol
>>34847892Do other things, let time pass and meet more women.
>>34847561Hm... generally, no? Usually I'm the one trying to speed them up. I think it's because I'm very smol and they're afraid to break me. Lol
>>34847856I haven't achieved anything and I can tell when I'm getting things because some old man would love to fuck me but knows he can't lol.>>34847857I was mostly bullied by boys t b h
>>34847899>they're afraid to break me. LolNot me.
>>34847891Just make sure to ler the woman know you're attracted to her. Even if it's awkward and not with the right energy. If she likes you, you have a chance.
>>34847893>Autistics can't tell what passive aggression looks like Some of us can. We just choose to ignore it and pretend to take people at face value to be passive aggressive back.
>>34847890Wanna get married so you can be my housewife
>>34847873A male with an attractive personality wouldn't think "how do i make girls like me" but rather he'd think about approaching girls *he* likes. You gotta have an active, not a passive woman mindset. A major difference between these two mindsets is that the male with an unattractive personality wants any woman at all, which becomes obvious from how he interacts. Women want to be chosen, but nobody you're with will feel special if they feel like you were desperate to have anyone at all. In an opposite way, the male with an attractive personality has standards and preferences which he deems important, which means he is not desperate to get with any/every woman, but specifically the ones he's into.
>>34847878>master's degreeYou should continue school and earn a PhD in Boobs
>>34847906Aww well bless your heart for that femanon, that's really socially adept for an autist.
>>34847891>Any advice for this?accept that you are ngmiwomen have a visceral need to feel desired and desirable. if you can't or won't fulfill that need, at least performatively and at least for long enough to get laid, you aren't going to get anywhere ever and you shouldn't be dating.
>>34847882I'm a girl and I was bullied by both boys and girls (not very severely). The girls would always do that thing where they pretended to be friendly with me but they were just making fun of me.
>>34847893Nice opposite psychology, autismo anon.
>>34847916ACkShuAlLy it's called Reverse Psychology, not ""Opposite"" Psychology erm..
>>34847908>desperation is unattractive, which makes me more desperatehow to escape this death cycle
>>34847915MThe flamboyantly gay kid in my class tried the fake nice thing on me lol.
>>34847890Well that's at least something, I can't find any fucking job for half a year.How old are you?
>>34847918Just don't care
>>3484792026>>34847907Scary
this isn't really for a particular gender but I'm curious if anybody else oscillates between months-long periods of gooning every day to then becoming practically asexual
>>34847900>I can tell when I'm getting things because some old man would love to fuck me but knows he can'tAnd how does that make you feel? Do you use it to your advantage or shut it down?
>>34847923Just at the cusp of making or breaking it then.Well good luck.
>>34847924FYes that is exactly how I am too.
>>34847915>The girls would always do that thing where they pretended to be friendly with me but they were just making fun of me.MA girl did that to me in school, she could tell I had a crush on her because whenever the teach assigned me to work with her I would blush a lot. She spent a month being fake nice and then would laugh with her girls when I got tricked into thinking she meant it
>>34847924I always goon every day ~3 times a day while being asexual at the same time. By asexual i mean that i don't ever flirt with anyone or try to get laid.
>>34847923Why's it scary you'll be content
>>34847918It is hard obviously and I'm not saying it's easy. To some degree I have this same issue only with making friends as an adult after you lost all your old ones/moved away.I do think interacting with women in a safe environment where you can interact with them platonically to start with (work, uni, social hobbies) will make you feel more comfortable around them and not feel desperate. Think of how men who grew up with sister(s) tend to not put women on a pedestal as much, it's because they're used to women and don't give themselves anxiety around women.
>>34847924No, I need to cum at least twice a day.
>>34847895>>34847886so when I told my female friend "don't bother hanging out with us if you're not wearing shorts, your only contribution to the group is your great ass" it was the right thing to do? awesome
>>34847924MNo I'm always horny. I'm way hornier than I've ever been
>>34847924>I'm curious if anybody else oscillates between months-long periods of gooning every day to then becoming practically asexualMYeah that's me, I'm in the asexual phase right now, it's been three months. I don't even jack off and can't even get hard at imagery. My mind is in a weird place rn
MenWould you respect your girlfriend got into fitness and wanted to try PEDs would you respect her bodily autonomy? Or would you try and control what she does with her body?
>she said no
>>34847928Aw I'm sorry, that’s mean :(I had boys act romantically interested in me as a joke too, it isn't very nice.
>>34847915Maybe they were genuinely being nice, you were just paranoid and thought it was fake?? I knew some girls like that in school, always convinced everyone was out to get them
>>34847496Correct
>>34847939I'd let her know that I won't be together with a no-tits roidbeast who has aggressive mood swings. How would you feel if you partner announces that he plans on eating a cake every day until he has a mssive fucking beer gut? Because thats basically the same. Roided out musclemommies are really a niche that only holds appeal to fellow roiders and weirdo bodybuilding fetishists.
>>34847942>I had boys act romantically interested in me as a joke too, it isn't very nice.That sucks. Yeah kids are cruel shits, I was a cruel one as well so I got my karma. Used to have a sweet thing with a female classmate when I was young like age 7 we held hands a lot and were like best friends and the boys made fun of me for it so I became mean to her for no reason. Wish I could go back in time and bully myself for that
>>34847934pls be bait
>>34847939As soon as she started dating he she relinquished control of her appearance to me
>>34847939you'll do as you are told and not do anything you are not told to do. this is the only basis on which things will work and if you can't abide by that you're for the streets.
>>34847939Sure. Women still feel like women even if they're jacked.
You can immediately tell a woman is trash by whether she talk with her hands or not. A girl that talks with her hands is low quality.
>>34847954You have just declared war with Italy and Spain
>>34847939Your body, my choice. The human body is sacred. If you're going to intervene with drugs, you better have a good reason for it.
>>34847939Her body belongs to me
Sweet, sweet pussy
>>34847944That would be nice, but they were definitely being mean. The way they talked was like very patronising, idk how to describe it.>>34847949Haha well 7 is very young tbf, I'm sure she doesn't hold it against you!
>>34847954Gestures and nonverbal communication baffle the autist
>>34847954med girls are peak though
>>34847955They're cheering me on, in fact, they just made me their king for what I posted.
Men act all hard and tough and stoic and macho until they start balding then they be crying like bitches and checking their hairline in the mirror like a schoolgirl checking on her figure
>>34847958You wish, moid
Foids, please don't use blush on makeup. It looks awful. It's not one of those things where "men don't understand makeup". It genuinely looks awful.
>>34847955make it a jihad and I'm in
>>34847960>hand talker>>34847961>peaklol.
>>34847954Depends on jow pretty her hands are.
>>34847966Sour pussy?
>>34847968but my sunken cheeks make me look like a holocaust survivor without it
>>34847913>women have a visceral need to feel desired and desirable.But everyone told me the way to a woman's heart was acting like you don't give a fuck about her
Femanon is high art and would never talk with her hands. She thinks it's gay, so she never talks with her hands.
>>34847963comic would be better if the last panel was the man just screaming in terror or his face or even just his eyes contorted in horror instead of all those WORDS
Women: bush status?
>>34847856I think this is only for white chicks
>>34847968I wonder if foids understand what blush and lipstick are designed to trigger in men. Blush and red lips signal "I have had sex/I am aroused" because it mimicks the way the lips fill with blood and the cheeks go red during arousal state.
>>348479820
Men, is it a turn off if a girl wears zero makeup even if she has blemishes and dark circles?
>>34847963Male hands
>>34847981Holy shit you must be a zoomer if you can't comfortably read 18 words. Your brain must be mush
>>34847971incorrect. all hand talkers get the no vote,
>>34847986Nope.
>>34847954so wrong. die you dumb scrote. no offense>>34847982dodging ten trillion shoes
>>34847986(You)
>>34847986It's not a turn-off, just a lack of bonus turn-ons, which itself can be a turn-on because then it's "I wonder what she looks like with makeup"I think women look great as they are, and can make themselves look even better if they choose
>>34847975Hot...
>>34847988whatever... comic would be better if the audience just had to see an image and immediately know what the punchline is instead of OH GOD HELP ME IM BALDING AT EIGHTEEN KILL ME NOW
>>34847991>dodging ten trillion shoesPoor guy :( kindhearted old man who just wants to paint
>>34847988Nta Nigga don't understand comedy </3
>>34847991Don't be a baby. Talk without hands like a normal.
>>34847994>I think women look great as they areLmao this dude likes women? How fucking gay can you get?
>>34847989Just suck on pretty hands of women, make them blush when they talk with their hands.
>>34847993(me)
>>34847991>dodging ten trillion shoesmight be time for a trim mrs claus
>>34847997nta. i agree with you
>>34848001but using hand gestures to accentuate your speech is advanced level communications
>>34847941How close were you to her?
>>34847986What if she has been crying all day?
>>34847985Laser, wax?
>>34847975Are you anorexic?>>34847986>blemishes and dark circles?Why do you have those?Makeup can be fun.
>>34848001hand gestures make communication 20% more efficient. proven studies. peer reviewed.
>>34847986>Men, is it a turn off if a girl wears zero makeup even if she has blemishes and dark circles?No. I prefer no makeup, the only time a foid should wear makeup is during high event social occasions like a wedding or a funeral or some big life event. Doing that shit every day is gonna fuck her skin up. Foids should know they are clogging their pores with this:Carmine Cochineal extract, Natural Red 4, CI 75470, E120, ShellacThese are all ingredients used in makeup that comes from insects and bugs.
>>34848021They don't care. If they're in a certain phase of their cycle, the make-up will be there and lots of it.
Would you fuck an anon?
>>34847506>For women, if a guy passes you and says "Not bad, mama", what would your reaction be? It's not quite a catcall, but might not be wanted.I'd be confused
Foids, do you consider fucking or sucking cock to be the more intimate act?
>>34848021And the reason they name the ingredients in numbers is because they know if foids could read they were shoving insect vomit (resin) into their pores they wouldn't buy it kekMakeup is designed to clog the shit out of your pores to give you acne or abrasions to your skin so you keep buying makeup to cover the imperfections that makeup caused. Woman who buy into it are suckers
Blush status?
>>34848009It's advanced level no thank you. Talk without.>>34848019I'm all the peer I need. 100% disapproval.
>>34847974>rejecting a guy means thinking he's "not human" This is why women hate men. Such entitlement
>>34848027Why would you be confused?
>>34847734Involuntarily take her to a good recommended psychiatric hospital that's not messed up.
>>34847974>>34848010I've known her for about two hours after a friends gf brought her along, honestly I'm more happy about having gone for what I want instead of pretending that I'm not into her as usual.
>>34848030i don't wear any
>>34848003They can blush without handtalking, as is.
>>34848031you're a peerlet. unproven. scientifically FALSE
>>34848032that's not a man that's an incel
>>34848038Honestly this was the best situation I'm curious exactly how you asked her out?
>>34847496>you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.I thought The Social Network was a pretty good movie. It's funny that they got Justin Timberlake to play a guy who irl is a giganerd.
Women, womenMenowMe now Me and you now
>>34848031nta but I also hate when women do the hand talking. Because I hate brown people. If a white girl is doing it it's only because she is acting like a black betty to try to be cool, it's ratchet trash shit.
>>34848041>FALSEI can see your little hand gesture through the screen, saying all that. Hand talker.
>>34848040I wanna grab a Portuguese woman's hand and kiss it while she vigorously explains her local cuisine to me and make her blush when I kiss her hands.
>>34848054Nta but man shut the fuck up and stop shitting up this place.
>Uhm... So like. Um... So like... Uh... So like... Um... Here's the deal... I... Uh.Uhm... I uh... Uhm...
What was I thinking when I decided to get fatter and uglier looking right before I met up with a girl
>>34848054nta"the human experience" you are saying that like you are an ayy lmao who is trying to fit in. Life is too big to gain every human experience, 100% of all humans die never completing the full human experience, everyone will miss out on many things. Being intimate with a woman is admittedly a very significant human experience but in the grand scheme of a man's life the woman is only 20% of importance. Women are nice and all but they're not that good that any man should consider himself sub human for not getting one. Take them off that fuckin pedestal in your head bro
>>34848065how fat did u get
>>34848061>Closing eyes for prolonged periods while talkingFucking pisses me off so much I instantly hate anyone who does this so much male or female.
>>34847804Nta, Ingrown Pubic Hair Cyst Treatment Gel. Hopefully it helps, hope you heal and invest in more solutions that help and don't irritate your skin.
>>34848058>that trilling sibilant rolling-R Do you think they know what that does to us?
>>34848065You gave up and actually stopped giving a fuck which led you to meeting her. Now lose that weight fatty.
>Right?...Right. Yeah.... Mhm. Yeah.. RIGHT!?...Wow... I KNOWWWWWWWWW.... RIGHT?... Yeah. OH MY GOD RIGHT!? Yeah... I don't even... Right...
>>34847811Stress, hormones.
>>34848067+250lbs but I’m losing it at least
>>34848071Considering I used to talk with one and asked her specifically to speak Portuguese to me...
/atoga/ is so mean to me for the crime of simply bearing my earnest heart
>>34848072I’m getting there, I’ve already lost thirty pounds since then. My problem was ironically that I gave too much of a fuck and stress ate
>>34848077NTAHow the FUCK can you just recount that nunber and name off the top of your head.
>>34848079You just need to fuck up more. I recommend alcohol.
>>34848054Everything you say is trueDon't understand the seething in the replies
>>34848081It's okay hand talker, you'll find happiness someday.
>>34848083Anon is dead serious about Lego, it would seem. I didn’t know the set name or number off the top of my head but do know exactly which one he’s talking about lolI wanted that one and the pirate ship real bad
>>34848076How long does it take to gain that much weight
>>34848076well she should like you regardless of your weight
Lock in, twin.
>>34848028Fucking. You're letting someone into your body. It's the biological equivalent of trusting someone with your phone password.
>>34848081It's just some random person doing that. It's not the whole collective.
Do men get tired of buying condoms, especially if they agree that birth control is unhealthy?
>>34848014>Are you anorexic?of course
>>34848077A hole is a hole is a hole. Every woman has one. And even if you shop for personality in a woman good luck, 30% of them are petty and shit-hearted, 50% of them are basic and boring and only 20% are genuinely lovely people. That's precisely why you need to stop lamenting over them because the desperation fucks you over. Not because it offends the women or ruins your shot finding one, but because there's real nasty evil pieces of cunt out there that will sniff out your desperation like a shark smelling blood in water and will ruin your life.
>>34848083bricklink is a helluvadrug
Do you really think you will get a fat atoga bf?
>>34848021>>34848029>t. uses a full bottle of 5-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/antifreeze for every shower
>>34848091Roughly four or five years. I’m trying to get down to 190 and am about halfway there
>>34848098>Do men get tired of buying condoms, especially if they agree that birth control is unhealthy?No I take secret guilty pleasure in it because it means I stand in line at the store with the box of magnum XL's in hand. It's especially funny to watch how the cashier reacts
Men need to learn that being considered human is NOT a right, but something you earn. Women know this, they fought for it, and it's why they're outperforming men in literally every way now. Women ALWAYS prioritize their bodies, their fashion, their appearance, etc. Men need to follow suit. Be more like women.
>>34848098You buy the Costco pack.
>>34848105a femanon can dream..
>>34848043I just told her that I'd like to see her again and asked for her contacts, after which she told me that she has a bf so that was that.
>the men are just trolling themselves again
>>34848054Women think men are Chao Garden that any man can morph into Chris Hemsworth or some handsome fellow if they wanted, therefore, a man is suspect merely on the grounds of not currently being Chris Hemsworth or her preferred strata of man. Five foot men are choosing to not be six foot. Ugly men are choosing to not be attractive. This is because a woman can fraud her face with makeup, her fat with waist trainers, her boobs with padded bras, and other such gadgets.
>>34848098You will get cummed inside one way or another.Condoms are not acceptable.
>>34848114Are you fat?
>>34848099Potentially hot.
>>34848119nowbu
>>34848105I had a fat /co/ bf for years, so it can't be that hard
>>34848089I had it.>>34848093>I'm a fraudAt least you made me chuckle, fraud-chan.
>>34848094Eh I’m sure there were other things about me she found unattractive lol. I just hate that I couldn’t control myself well enough beforehand so I could be less fat irl
>>34848030On a random weekday night? None, but I'll wear some when I go see spooderman with friends next week
>>34848124No but I will be
>>34848096This is the most millennial buzzfeed ass sentence I’ve ever read
>>34848134youre a gainer? confess
>>34848133Yeah but don't.
>State genderSex havers, the spacetime council has decided to ban 1 position from the universe, and are holding a session to decide which one. (You) have been summoned to testify why your favorite should stay. What's your argument?
>>34848116>The men are trolling themselves againIt's because we like to give other dudes the ol' spicy OOGA BOOGA using women to tell our emotional ghost stories
>>34848139Ban everything other than missionary.
>>34848137Yes I want to gain ~60lbs
>>34848139FI was going to make a joke about superposition but I'm too dumb
>Here's a horrible idea that no one wants. It's a bunch of stuff full of downsides. I'm hoping my hand movements hide the fact its garbage. And the best part? It's a waste of money. Yeah everyone will end up fired regardless of if they do it or not. I'm so fun, look at hand gestures. Fun. This is fun. I'm passionate about this journey.
>>34848139MMissionary is the best position because of the eye contact and being able to make out. Fun to go deeper with her legs on my shoulders too.
>>34848145whats your current weight?
Women, uterus status?
>>34848136Flipping heckerino, anon. You just won the internet!
>>34847911I understand some of your strange games I just refuse to participate on principle. Which honestly is just as autistic as not getting it I do see that.
>>348481516’5 185
>>34848152Inseminated
>>34848139MKeep missionary Ban doggyMissionary promotes eye contact and is intimate. Doggy is the reverse, gets rid of eye contact and is non intimate. Also men refuse to admit this to women:We can smell the waft of your assholes during doggy. Sex builds a sweat and during the plappening we can smell it we just don't say anything because we know you get upset. Even after a shower even if you're not a fat ass. My bud told me last girl he fucked she smelled like macaroni
>>34848154>implying
>>34848159Congrats
Is it true that women today are giving more head than ever before?
>>34848152>Women, uterus status?I'm in my follicular era.
>>34848164*No one* is giving more head than Gen X.
>>34847925I admit I have taken advantage if I needed help or wanted what they were offering. I'm MUCH more likely to be picked up as a hitchhiker than some 6'4 dude. More likely to be murdered if I get picked up too lol there are pros and cons.
>>34848152underutilized
>>34848171Plap
>>34848158rookie numbers, even when taking in the eventual added 60 lbs
>>34848156Were you aware I just insulted you in female speak?
>>34848168Gen X aunties are the true BJ specialists?
>>34848139FMissionary. It won’t have any negative effect and it will make people slightly more creative in bed
>>34848176>Thinks "bless your heart" isn't common knowledge You sure you're not also autistic?
>>34848139Cowgirl is the only position I'm able to have sex in any more, and I'm probably not the only person for whom this is true. They should ban reverse cowgirl: it results in more penile fractures than any other position.
>>34848160We don't say anything because we aren't all squeling missionary in the dark faggots who think sex is supposed to be some clinical affair. The whole point of doggy is that it has a light dash of bein impersonal and animalistic which is nice because just sweet lovemaking gets boring if you don't switch it up.
>>34848105>Do you really think you will get a fat atoga bf?My gf did.
>>34848181how fat are you
>>34848160>Ban doggySure thing, bud. Ban the position that chicks love the most. 1 out of ten times they might like that “emotional connection”…but the rest of the time, they just want to be fucked. And you’d be lying too (or a fucking over-emotional pussy) if you didn’t admit you like doggy better too.
>>34848115Assuming that's true, then I wouldn't feel too bad. She simply wasn't available.If she lied though then that sucks
>>34848160Missionary is my favorite but being able to see and smell her ass during doggy is enjoyable. Did your buddy have a feather in his cap also
>>34848180The other part dumbass. you replied as though you thought I was seriously complimenting your social capability as an autist. "For and autist" = "I think you are retarded and beneath me"
>>34848181What about reverse cowgirl? I mean you can't even use one of those sex wedges?
>>34848177They invented "the turbo normie that plaps everyone" lifestyle.
How much degeneracy are men willing to tolerate from a woman with a father/daughter incest fetish?
>>34848192Is she the father?
>>34848192I dunno. Any examples? I’ve never done that sort of thing before.
>>34848189Did you forget my bit lol
>>34848192>incestDDLG is good, but at some point if it turns into incest talk it can become awkward.
>>34848190NtaReverse cowgirl scares me. Too much potential for injury and I don't see how a wedge would help?
>>34848036Because no guy would ever say that to me.
>>34848190Did you miss the part about the penile fractures?
>>34848182>>34848186>>34848188You guys are mad that you want doggy banned because it means you won't be able to fuck girls you don't even love. Admit it, when we fuck the woman from behind and we make that the go-to position it because we ain't into her we just want an orgasm. This is historic knowledge men acknowledged this for thousands of years. Doggy is for the whore, missionary is for the lady. Scholars wrote about this often not joking
>>34847939I'm okay with muscular women but not with PEDs.
Femanon, I thought you looked cute in that even though I didn't say anything.
>>34848205I’m the third guy and don’t want it banned. It just isn’t my favorite position. It’s probably in third place behind prone bone.
Do you have any weird autistic habits? For me, whenever I'm walking I often feign a smoking motion, like I'm puffing a cigarette, even though there's none in my hand. I've never smoked in my life, but I associate smokers with confidence and I try to mimic that energy.How deranged is this?
>>34848210That's not autistic that's just fucking weird
>>34848187Don't think she did, but it really doesn't matter. I think "I have a bf" just means" no chance buddy" regardless of if she actually has one or not. Maybe the local foids can weigh in on that?
>>34848185>how fat are youNot nearly fat enough for that to be the cause of my problems. It's a combination of arthritis and spinal injury.
>>34848210I am also autistic and do this. Especially when rehearsing my rants on modern living.
MIs anyone else here bi with a bi cycle? Does anyone else feel ashamed after they get off the gay part of the cycle? Also state your gender, that's an important data point.
I thought femanon looked very cute when I last saw her too.
>>34848186I hate doggy and it is not a great position for clitoral stimulation unless I take care of it myself.
>>34848207well yes, if you said anything, I'd know you were watching me while I was trying on clothes in my room
>>34848210That's not autistic it's deranged but in a good way I like deranged people so you're cool on my books
>>34848219What are you going to do with the other ones? Do you plan on returning them?
MCowgirl must remain in existence because it's one of the few female led positions, and by far the most popular in that category.Furthermore, it is intimate as it allows for eye contact and kissing. It is the most athletic of all positions. And gives moid hands access to every part of her body.Also bouncing boobs.
>>34848205You fucking retard. The girl you love and loves you WANTS to be an animal of desire. She WANTS to be taken with a primal passion. She doesn’t want you to only treat her with kid gloves. Why do you think that your girl keeps cheating on you with the drunk at the bar that makes her feel desired?
>>34848214God I fucking love autists you guys are like what happens if you took a clinical psychopath but gave them a heart and empathy
>>34848224yes, it's literally the only reason I go outside anymore, buying clothes and returning most of them
Mutual masturbation with femanon
>>34848223It will just make you unattracted to women that aren't as hot, so you'll only be able to plap women that you can't typically date due to their standards being too high, thus creating an endless cycle of being a john that plaps 10/10 bimbos.
>>34848218>clitoral stimulationBitch, you’ve spent most your life with your fingers chasing weak orgasms and have never had a man actually want you as if he would die if he couldn’t cum in YOU.
Women, have you noticed that a man's skin feels different from your own?
Is death grip treatable?
>>34848233The best is when they lie against your chest and they stroke you while you rub them.
>>34848229>Why do you think that (inserts cuck fantasy)Can't take your seriously anymore. I'm just sharing common knowledge, maybe girls know it already maybe they don't but from what and how I have fucked + my friends who shared their stories + the disputes in ancient sex literature = men who fuck the girl doggy all the time means he doesn't love her/isn't planning on staying long.
>>34848239Yeah its called loosen your hands or if you really want to think with portals use something like Vaseline (Jelly kind not thin stuff) that makes it so you can't get a real grip at all but it still feels good (totally not speaking from experience)
>>34848232Why'd you throw out that one? I thought that one looked nice on you.
>>34848229>>34848243Girls want to be manhandled but by a man they respect as someone who can control themselves, a noble savage archetype.
>>34848238Well yes, it's literally built different. It feels a bit tougher, and thicker, and sexier. Trying to feel up another woman is all soft and slippery. I don't understand how lesbians have sex without sliding right out of bed.
I work in a shared office with a lot of women and the a/c stopped running so it started getting hot in here and got hard because their scent started wafting into the air. What the fuck.
>>34848212It's an immediate dismissal yeah.>>34848223Don't do that. Then you won't just be imagining greener grass you'll know it's out there. Not being able to have it without paying for it isn't going to make you any more attracted to your apple shaped small titted gf. >>34848238Yeah.
>>34848246doesn't work like that delulu. women's skin cells are literally structurally different than men on the DNA level.
>>34848239Yeah that acoustic shockwave therapy really does wonders. It's not necessarily cheap and some people need it like monthly but hell if it doesn't make a massive difference. Even in my prime I never got as rock hard as I am now with the treatment. My GF insists I keep getting it and she will pay for if necessary.
>>34848226Hell no. I already have an unhealthy addiction to junk food, I'm trying to curb. I don't need another
>>34847506
>>34848243Cool, keep being the sweet emotional faggot. Your girl is reading smut about being raped by an animal who actually wants to just fuck her.
>>34848249Yeah and I manhandle them in missionary, sideways, whatever else. Doggy I can do and have done but a once in an occasion thing, but if I'm fucking a girl exclusively doggy it's bad news for the girl
>>34847506Not a woman, but only Johnny Bravo could get away with this
>>34848248it exposes the ugly birthmark on my neck :/
>>34848260I agree with the point you are making overall, the emotional connection from locking eyes in missionary is going to be much more of an indicator that the connection is more than just physical.
>>34848198I mean dirty talk during sexAt some point men are going to be disgusted rather than aroused unless you are equally as degenerate Some of the things she gets off to saying during sex is probably gonna get me permabanned so I don't know if it's worth the risk
>>34848249They want it all. And that’s fine. The sissy simps just don’t realize that they ALSO want to be fucked like she’s nothing more than a cunt with legs.
>>34848263Hey, be nice to yourself. I don't think it's ugly. I think it's unique.
>>34848192Sooo when she calls you "daddy", she really means it? Idk what would really change other than that
>>34848252A guy I work with said something like "I can tell it's really humid in here because I can smell your deodorant" and I didn't know what to say so I just looked at him in disbelief. Then he was like "I'm not saying you smell bad I'm just saying you must me sweating a lot since I can smell it so much". And then I avoided being around him that day.
>>34848269What can I say? I don't date girls with weird trauma or mental disorders. If you fuck in a pool of crazies more power to you
>>34848260No one said anything about exclusively. But you’re out here acting like chicks don’t want and need to be treated like a sex animal.
>>34848233>tfw it's probably happened ITT without us knowing
>>34848159Are you excited?
>>34848192If she starts calling me her dad's name I'm going to get weirded out. If she just wants me to act as an authoritative figure and fuck the brat out of her then that's fine.
>no paralysis demon bf entertaining my schizo delusions
>>34848274It’s not trauma, my man. It’s fucking biology. If they only get the sweet, they’re going to be desperate for the animal.
>>34848268>Some of the things she gets off to saying during sex is probably gonna get me permabanned so I don't know if it's worth the riskWell now I'm curious, just censor the words
I'm having one of those rare momente where I have nothing in my head and I'm just living the moment and actually enjoying life
>>34848276Just call it rough sex for fuck sake. You sound like a try hard with the sex animal abuse shit. I don't share my bed with broken BPD cunts to entertain that sort of theatric. I fuck girls rough and I fuck them smooth, but I don't go all Fred Flintstone fucking a poodle like a manic animal about it
>>34848288Lucky
>>34848271Imagine the dialogue in a lolicon doujinshi and I think you'll get the pictureShe even makes intrigue back stories for the role-play
>>34848270it looks just like a dark fingerprint or a bruiseI've been questioned multiple times by counselors and police who think it's a sign of domestic abuse, and sometimes they don't believe meI should just get it lasered off
>>34847480I went through the chats and I now understand why you ghosted me lolWhat can I say? I love bullying people and getting bullied back
>>34848285You got black or white thinking anon. "If they don't get X they want Y". I give them X and Y in the exact same fucking. If I love the woman she gets both sides of me, if I don't she gets just one.
>>34848289You’ve never just wanted to fuck a hole bc it’s a hole? Well, guess what? Chicks want to BE FUCKED the same way.
>>34848292Is that expensive?
>>34848291That's too much work for me, regardless of the kink involved tbqhI'm not memorising an entire script for our fuck sessions
>>34848268Well, I do kinda have a DDLG fetish so I would probably try it, but I’m not sure if it would be too weird for me or not. I feel like I could go along with it but wouldn’t get too much out of it myself.
>>34848295You’re the one who wanted to ban doggy specifically. Me, i’d just ban reverse cowgirl.
>>34848296Yeah I have wanted to but I never followed it through because I have restraint and self respect not to act like a hair brained nigger.
>>34848273Nta. Yeesh. The guys who have mentioned something like that to me at least have the tact to say my deodorant smells good.
Women, thoughts on violence in movies and sex on tv?
I feel like BPD women are the ultimate shit test because most men let themselves be humiliated by them over and over again whereas I just become violent and they usually get the picture. There has never been a problem in my life that I haven't been able to solve by channeling all my rage and hatred into either violence or nonstop workaholism.
I sometimes wish I had two dicks so i can get two out of the three from one foid. Hand her a popsicle or something so she can have the full spectacle.
>>34848298I have no idea!
>>34848237>clitoral orgasms are weakOh, my sweet summer child....
>>34848282There are much, much worse things she can call you during father/daughter sex
>>34848304Look man, i’m just telling you, they WANT to be an object of desire. You can only ever love them 90%. You’ve got to hold back that last 10% to fuck them the way they need to be fucked.
>>34848306I want to have sex with John Wick while he holds a knife to my throat
>>34848312Well regardless, you should be nice to yourself. Okay?
>>34848231They don't have empathy they don't even have a theory of mind
>>34848192Do you keep it in the bedroom? Do you have like a little space?
>>34848314>t. doesn’t know how to make a girl squirt from vaginal
>>34848324>underagestop watching e-celebs
>>34848314NOOOOO anything that doesn't involve a fat cock is WEAK and FAKE
>>34848325Nigger, even women don’t know what their bodies are capable of. They need a man to show them how.
Speaking of clitoral stimulation, femanon, how was work? Any good news?
>>34848251>I don't understand how lesbians have sex without sliding right out of bedI just put some pillows on the floor so it's a soft landing...
>>34848318Yeah I am aware of that but the way you're posturing about it is fucking whack. I've fucked a woman in feral mode I know exactly what it looks like which is another reason I think doggy is low tier as shit because missionary feral mode lets you go berserk bottoming out while she tears your back up and locks you in a vice with her legs. If you're after primal shit, missionary mogs the shit out of doggy. Feral doggy is you slap cheeks like a nigger bonobo chimp discovering drums for the first time
>>34848317SUCH AS?
>>34848324NTA. I only squirt from clitoral stim during piv.
>>34848331NtaEven prone is better than doggy if you're going for "primal". It's an attitude not a position.
>>34848324And you, my dear incel, don't even know that there is no such thing as a vaginal orgasm. All female orgasms that are the the result of physical stimulation come from the clitoris. The only question is which part of the clitoris is involved - internal or external. Now, me, I've made plenty of women come without even touching them; when you've mastered that, please get back to us.
I’m still kinda in disbelief that I can wear Magnum condoms. The marketing worked on me and I thought they were all gigantic
demote women
>>34848329I barely touched my clit at work, but it was still a good day I guess.
>>34848331But to ban that one specifically? Like i said to another anon, ban reverse cowgirl first at least.
>>34848336>Even prone is better than doggy if you're going for "primal". It's an attitude not a position.Prone is mid. The girls I fucked who demanded prone as essential always turned out to be chicks who got raped and wanted to recreate weird shit
It's so easy to thirstbait atoga moids!
>>34848178You're supposed to choose one not to ban
>>34848341>barelyslut. what's the rest of the day looking like for you?
>>34848344n-no it's not!
>>34848342Okay state your case why reverse cowgirl needs banned reverse cowgirl to me is boring but boring can stay imo
Why are women making it 105 degrees outside? Stop that.
>>34848343NTA, but it's nice to know that someone with such unbelievably awful taste and takes as you is also the kind of asshole who talks shit about rape victims.
>>34848335Baby, i just haven’t taught you how to yet. I’ll lie right beside you while you use a toy. We’ll have all the time in the world. The release is inside of you, you just don’t know it yet.
promote femanons to be anons' girlfriends
>>34848344I assure you, it's much harder than it looks.
>>34848354If anything, he’s consistent
>>34848337>there is no such thing as a vaginal orgasm. All female orgasms that are the the result of physical stimulation come from the clitoris.Oh how wrong you are. But that’s ok.
>>34848353I need to produce more boob sweat so I can sell it online
>>34848355>indian
>>34848354I'm taking shit about behaviours not the victims. It's also weird as fuck to recreate it in the bedroom and it's not a crime to say that
>>34848346Yes. Or maybe not, since I learned that the word slut doesn't mean what I thought it did apparently.And I'm going to finish making dinner, rest a bit after eating, then have sex until I pass out. How about you?
>>34848356Which anon do you want?
>>34848186>And you’d be lying too (or a fucking over-emotional pussy) if you didn’t admit you like doggy better too.I'm M and I fucking hate doggy.
>>34848365i have one in mind, that or u
>>34848367Spill the freakin beans
>>34848368no bean will be spilled, im too shy
>>34848337NTA, but just because the clitoris extends to the vagina doesn't mean that calling it a vaginal orgasm is wrong. It helps distinguish the localized area that's being stimulated, not the organ.
>>34848352To be banned before doggy? Easily. First, it is almost always bad for the guy. And for the girl, it’s a pretense of dominance that she doesn’t actually want absent of a connection. She actually wants to see your face as she’s trying the dominance, bc she needs your permission during.
>>34848361If I help wring out your shirts and bras, do I get a cut?
>>34848368Don't fall for it foids always do this on here they pretend to like someone and bait anons into demanding an answer then they go "teehee look at u hoping I was gonna say it's you!" Like they're an oscar award and you're the actor in the audience praying your name gets called
>>34848360You just don't understand female anatomy, bud. The average clitoris is 4 inches long.
>>34848364Just got back from a reunion with two buds of mine. I'll probably order some garbage, I have a hookup coming over in an hour. Cleaned my apartment too, looks professional. Feeling good about myself.
>>34848366Amy guy that legit hates doggy was raised by a single mother.
>>34848344It really isn't. Like I could say I'd link a cropped nude pic for ten (You)s and nobody would bother since they're all jaded and wouldn't believe it's me anyways.
>>34848369Keep your bean to yourself then, be that way
>>34848373Sure, you can handle that while I harvest the liquid directly from my pores
>>34848379>was raised by a single mother.The fucking projection my parents married and stayed married.
>>34848376Great, the semantic autist arrives.
Women, do you feel bad for dicklets?
Femanon’s bean (unspilled)
>>34848388Male social influencers are gay as fuck literally. Only a fruit would want to be a social influencer
>>34848386yes
>>34848384Daddy touched you as a child
I don't earn enough to be a father, but I love the chase.
>>34848393Ah is this Gary? You gonna go on a meltdown and claim everyone is a pedophile because someone disagreed with you?
Have any woman here tried to Pavlovian condition their boyfriend into their fetish?My idea was to force him to watch / read porn I am into while I am under the table pleasuring himIdea being to condition him so he starts associating the fetishes on the screen with sexual pleasure, with him not being allowed to orgasm until the guy on the screen doesAnd yes I am far more degenerate than he is
what is the position called where we just lie in bed and kiss a lot while he feels up my tits and I can feel his boner on my leg but that's as far as we go
>>34848396What fetishes do you want him to have?
>>34848377Sounds eventful. Tomorrow we have to try to brag to each other about our nights, then.
>>34848380that's because only normalfags post nudes. real bpd whores are too impatient and can't even take the shit off all the way without needing validation.
>>34848396You're trans. That's why you want to condition him same as you conditioned yourself into mind fucking yourself into being a troon
>>34848398Cuddling and making out. Invite me over that sounds fun
>>34848398Why are you such a prude?
>>34848400Sounds like a fun time. :)
>>34848399
>>34848403I see thanks, yes it's very fun>>34848404it's my favorite thing to do and nobody has tried to push it any further
>>34848409No dry humping? Very restrained
>>34848386I feel bad for anyone who defines themselves based on their insecurity concerning their body parts. And I say that as a flattie.>>34848396I've conditioned my bf to get horny over my highlighter on the fridge calendar since it's how I let him know when we need to try for a kid again. But that's not really close to what you're looking for, I guess. You want him hooked on a concept, not a stimulus.
hope them bra straps dig in and leave the mark. I'm not misogynistic today, but yesterday? (panting) mine mine mine
>>34848408Loli?
Foids, of you boyfriend ordered you to frig, would you know what that meant?
Nah fuck off there is no way foids are out here conditioning their men using sexual signalling, women are not that clever
so tired... i hate summer
>>34848414i have no idea what that means
>>34848416It’s too hot to do fucking anything
>>34848414I'd guess that means to pretend to have sex with the air? Idk.
>>34848420i've been runnning and it's super awful
>>34848423Fuck that. How hot is it over there105 here my ass is staying inside
thirstposting is just disguised inceldom. she'll just end up leaving the thread to goon thus making it a guy's night.
>>34848360He's right. The clit is a wishbone shaped thing. The exposed bit is the top and vaginal sex stimulates the legs of it.
>>34848371>She actually wants to see your face as she’s trying the dominance, bc she needs your permission during.I'm sorry I meant to reply to you but the topic of reverse doggy was so boring I couldn't muster a shit to give. On that basis I agree let's ban it the position is just that boring to me
Femanon. Present yourself for me.
>>34848430>Wishbone shaped That's fucking demonic
>>34848398Blue balling
>>34848430Yeah that's why the slut uses three fingers on the outside.
>>34848223>I really start dating to try and settle down? There's no shot I'm getting a gf who's hot.Yeah maybe try fixing your self esteem before you start dating instead. And you best do that by dating and seeing what happens. Just because maybe you can't get your personal 9 doesn't mean that you cant have a mid gf who is genuinely attractive to you.
I poured a red bull I didn't finish last night into a plastic bottle and it looks like the most worryingly dehydrated piss bottle imaginable. Thanks for reading
>>34848223And also hookers aren't really that hot unless you're talking about premium class actual high end escorts who are often just college students or actual models.The regulart made up plastic bimbo is just a dolled up mid girl.
>>34848433Only one man has earned the right to demand that of me, and you're not him.
>>34848429You're honestly right. You guys are my pregame before I get tired of wiping my typing hand just go find something yo listen to while I do it.
happy thursday atoga anons
>>34848416>Walk to class>Back lower shirt is a giant sweat stainI hate it as well
>>34848386Honestly yeah. If it's 4 inches or shorter he gets some pity.
Why do incels turn their nose up at girls who have a 4-5 body count saying shit like they don't want to get their money or their taken from them by a used goods slutYet will fork over $300 to the hooker who is a girl whose body count is in the hundreds or even thousands
I'm sorry, I was asleep. Or... I was a dream? There was a terrible noise... and I was tangled in... in strings. I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.
>>34848448They're mentally retarded. This is the answer to most of the questions you might have about them
>>34848436What?
>>34848251it gets sticky pretty fast
>>34848444but its friday for me...
We shall go together.
>>34848456woa, where do u live?
>>34848444And to you other atoga anon
>>34848455Nah not you, but the topic of hookers came up and I had a side related question
>>34848412Why do you hate my shoulders
>>34848459europe, it is only just friday lol
>>34848464where in europe?
>>34848430Uh huh. Wishbone shaped. Right. And a girl can’t cum violently without that wishbone being stimulated?
>>34848458NOTHINGNESSIS ETERNALLLL
>>34848467I think it comes down to individual anatomy which one is stronger
>>34848418>>34848421How do you not know what this means?
Women have you borne calves?
>>34848466im bri'ish
>>34848467Yes, anon. The way that we're able to make women cum hard during penetrative sex is by specifically trying to graze and rub her clit from the inside.
>>34848476o_o
>>34848471It you are the anon i was responding to, you are ridiculously retarded.
>>34848233>>34848277I've posted more than once in here while jerking off, theres a 100% chance a femanon was schlicking it at the same time as well
>>34847543Digging deeper just to throw it away
>>34848477Uh huh. I’m still stuck on that wishbone horseshit.
>>34848484How did you not know that already
>>34848472idk ive just never heard it before
>>34848476Well howdy do-da mate. Throw some shrimps on the barbie ya sick cunt!
>>34848485Buddy, all that skin on top is not her spot.
I wanna pick her up and spin her around so badly
>>34848481You can only say it's a 100% if they let you know.
>>34848489I'm a woman? And I have no idea what you're talking about skin for? The "legs" are internal. Either side of the canal, not under the skin of the mons dumbass. Just Google it and get over it ffs.
Do people here really not know The clitorus is not just the little button (glans) but that 99% of it is an internal organ.
Women, opinions on other women's vaginas?
I guess that my power isn't needed yet.
>>34848494That guy is trolling. He's laying it on pretty thick.
>>34848486Are you not British?
Why did God build women like that?
>>34848495I've only spent intimate time with one, and I like it. Dick is overall hotter, but I get the appeal.
>>34848448Allegedly: A (good) hooker's entire pride is that she can steal your man. She's hotter than you, she'll do more fucked up things than you, she'll endure more than you. She'll fake more things than you, she'll also enjoy more things than you due to (often) being hypersexual and cluster B. She is like the evil equivalent of Chad but also female. She is *the* reason women hate whores. The dracula of gold diggers. The voldemort of alternative hoes. A lot of them are generational, meaning their mother, grand mother, great grandmother, etc. have been doing it so they have extra evil aura passed down for centuries. That's also why they plap Bill Gates, they can plap anyone.
>>34848501He loves us.
>>34848493Baby girl, what you think is your clit is just all the skin on top. When i peel that back, there is a tiny little bugger underneath. Like a bundle of nerves. And this is why i say that a guy knows your body more than you ever can.
>>34848495Never seen one since I am not a dykeosexual
How get gf like this?
>>34848500i am british. is that british slang???
I wanna suckle her small potatoes
>>34848506You've never been in a locker room shower before?
>>34848503I'd pull her pants down coom in her pussy and leave
>>34848448Because they know she fucked each of those guys hundreds of times each and will compare the incel virgin to those men every moment they are together, especially when he fails to do what ex 1,2,3,4 and 5 did, or worse, does the same negative thing that ex 1,2,3,4 or 5 did.
>>34848505Ok you're doing a bit that's a relief. I'm not really getting what's funny here though?>>34848495I like them but they don't excite me the same way a dick does.
>>34848425same. at least i'm back inside now. i'll exercise inside next time
>>34848520>they don't excite me the same way a dick doesWanna see mine?
>>34848509https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frig
Did zoomers learn the idiom small potatoes from that Spider-Man movie?
>>34848502>>34848520>femanons>straight
>>34848448She unknowingly decided ex #2 was her soul mate, and that she will never accept happiness from another man. Everyone after that broke up with her because they knew she was going to treat them like an alpha widow.
>>34848522Jfc fine I'll leave
>>34848506All women are basically bi though.
>>34848520>Ok you're doing a bit that's a relief. I'm not really getting what's funny here though?Sweetheart, i can show you what your spot really is. With a mirror or your phone, pull up hard on what you think is your spot. All that skin…it’s covering and protecting your little bugger. That little thing thing that is normally hidden is your real spot. It will look like a little nub underneath.
>>34848525I'm on record being bi. At least recently.
>>34848505>>34848529>indian
>>34848530Did you recently realize?
>>34848523wow you learn something new every day!
>>34848531Don’t be jealous bc a white man knows a woman’s body
>i'm a switch>i'm bisexual
White Boy Summer was particularly brutal this year
>>34848536>>i'm a switch>>i'm bisexualliterally me
>>34848532Relatively recently, sure. I didn't accept the feelings I had until a few years ago.
I will never understand the appeal of dick
>>34848523>https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frigCan someone explain Yorkshire to me? Like they use a lot of slang there or have their own type of slang like for example both NorCal and SoCal have their own slang in the U.S.?
>>34848503if you're going to eat the poison you might as well eat the plate
State gender.Think of your most average looking friend of the opposite sex, how much would a third party need to pay you to fuck them?
>>34848536I really wonder what the "switches" here think is dominant female behaviour. I cannot take women seriously who unironically try to dom guys
>>34848552I'm not a prostitute.
>>34848552MI'd do it for free
>>34848552M$90-$940
>>34848550I'm American but yeah, different regions of England speak in different dialects. You've probably heard of Cornish or Cockney dialects before.
>>34848549Ok, sappho
>>34848550yeah theres lots of regional slang in different areas of the uk
>>34848555you are most certainly a whore thoughbeit
>>34848560Actually I'm a guy
>>34848552M$0, least surprising answer to this question
>>34848552M20k
>>34848555This would be more like you are an OF Thot filming content and getting paid for it.
>>34848551Are you a Japanese? Never heard someone say that in English.
Elevens itt?
what's with all these "beating you up" asmr videos? how is that relaxing? I-It's kink shit isn't it?
>>34848569Same answer, no deal. I'm not having sex for the purpose of getting paid.
There are no incels, there are only volcels.
>>34848552>foids can't answer because women friendzone out of fear and plap their chadfriends and call it a situationship thus have zero male "friends"
Why the fuck would Yorkshire make up a completely new word for female masturbation? And it sounds so crude, no female is going to want to say that!
>>34848570I heard it in an animu
My younger sister is legitimately insecure about her small breasts. I didn't even know women got insecure about that. Any advice to help her?
>>34848587Why would you hang out with women you can't fuck lmao
>>34848589kuso...
>>34848590Let me squeeze them
>>34848552F. Depends, could I do it anonymously somehow?
>>34848590why are you thinking about your sister's breasts? that's weird
>>34848589Sasuga da ne anon-dono...
Foids, is it true the pussy shrinks and starts to close up as you get older if you don't use it?
Now you've got me imagining plapping my chubby friend
I've had one gay man offer me money to fuck him.that alone made me feel raped
>>34848597No she complains about it to my mom and I hear her. And then I made a mistake by saying that the only men that are into small breasts are pedophiles, which isn't really true but I think it's funny, but that sent her reeling.
>>34848590Good. She should be
i got a cool turtle in terraria that digs for me. i just had it dig through the entire world this si sawesome
>>34848593>>34848598the duality of nippon
What is it like being bisexual?
>>34848601nag but I have some bad news for dicks. But at least its good news for atoga foids as they are right at the source for prime dick
>>34848605>the only men that are into small breasts are pedophilesoh you're one of those cunts
>>34848601No? I think women need to more lube and or prescription to have more moisted vaginal fluids, I think. Also both women would benefit from kegels, for the vagina, the butt and too be able to pee well.
>>34848607That is cool. The game didn't have a cool turtle when I last played. I remember endgame for me involving a lot grappling hook-ing and dao of pow-ing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in63QkCvagY"One of my favorite movies I've seen this year"- Mr. Movies
Can you hear me?I'm trying to hear you!Silence strikes like a hurricane I'm singing for youYou're screaming at meit's hard to see your tears in the pouring rain.
Women, how would you feel if you found a piece of vore artwork drawn by your boyfriend that depicted a woman that looked like you eating a guy that looked like him?
>>34848595>could I do it anonymously somehow?From everyone but the friend, yes.
>>34848610It's gay
>>34848615when i first played terraria the endgame was getting molten armor. it's crazy how much the game has changed. the introduction of the wall of flesh was probably the biggest hype moment for me. it's a shame there aren't many other games like terraria. i wish edge of space was good but it ended up abandoned early in development. starbound was also mediocre.
>>34848624This anon is half right
>>34848616this looks really cool.
>>34848621I wouldn't be thrilled!
>draw my gf>make the butt a little bit bigger>she doesn't noticeheh.
>>34848625Oh yeah, molten armor. I'd never heard of edge of space, and I followed Starbound's development for a while but have just never really heard a good word about it, unfortunatelySeeing how differently Terraria and Minecraft ended up amuses me. Notch overpromised and underdelivered only to then sell out, and Redigit did practically the exact opposite
>>34848638>I followed Starbound's development for a while but have just never really heard a good word about itit was an enormous disappointment
I get the ick if I'm a better cook than her
Im here without you, babyBut you're still on my lonely mindI think about you, babyAnd I dream about you all the time
Lock in.
>texting girl>suddenly think of a flirty thing to say>hesitate and get anxious about it>"I shouldn't it's too strong">"but if I don't I'm a pussy">"cmon grow some balls">"don't think just do it">"just fucking send it">send it>she stops replying>"WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING YOU FUCKING IDIOT THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA">when she replies I immediately change the subject This happens every time
>>34848649Pussy
>>34848649you're just going to fumble anyway, may as well aim for the fences
>>34848641it makes me so mad.>>34848638i followed some youtubers trying out edge of space way back and it looked kinda cool but ultimate went nowhere and the piece of shit is still up on steam when it really should be delisted. i feel like a lot of similar games go for the top down, but i would really like to see some more sidescrollers in the genre.
do you floss?
I ought to apologize for one of the last times
>>34847862MYes, people only keep me around because I'm really helpful at work, everyone else is friends and I'm just the Useful Autist
>>34848655I use a water pick. Floss gets stuck in my teeth; they're pretty crooked.
>>34848663Do those really work
>>34848514Look, Im sorry your mom amd/or both your parents sucked and made you feel as if you were never good enough to deserve love. But maybe its time to get over it.
>>34848667Yes, they do. The little cheap one I bought works way better than I expected it to. I have to refill it with more water halfway through to get my whole mouth clean but that's not too annoying.
I'm the only truecel. A girl could never love me.
>>34848672you say that like it's something to be proud about
>>34848672You're a dime a dozen in 2026
Do you guys want anything from McDonald's.
>>34848676fries pls
>>34848655If something is really stuck in my teeth yeah. But most of the time swishing water seems to do the trick.
>>34848676get me this please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCcZSvGr3Xs
>>34848676no. I have a pot pie the size of a medium pizza.
>>34848674Not many get to my position >>34848675They're posers, I'm real. I had to break up with my old gf because I could tell she didn't love me
>>34848691what position? being completely unlikeable?
>>34848668>Maybe its time to get over it.And do what exactly?
>>34848686I could understand just enough of what was said here to make this funnier than I expected it to be
>>34848691>my old gfGet on my level foolI never had a gf to love meGirls have been replused by me since elementary school
>>34848696Yes
>>34848686i hate char. he's a LOSER. what does japanese fast food taste like?
>>34848110How do the cashiers react?
>>34848687That's a sizeable potted pie. I should try making one of those myself for once instead of buying a frozen one sometime
>>34848704have you seen the toyota commercial?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGjZdyTplGk>>34848713char's the best
What is Tommy wiseaus problem
>>34848716I prefer to think of it as a Pie of Unusual Size
>>34848723do you understand life? DO YOU?
>>34848721>have you seen the toyota commercial?I hadn't but that's now some of the sickest shit I've seen lolThe only Gundam series I've seen all the way through is G Gundam. I caught that and bits of Wing and Seed on cable as a kid and have watched some of the original series but haven't gotten around to finishing it yet
>>34848721he's a sad CHUD
>>34848192Was she molested?
>>34848728oh g gundam was awesome, it's the only show outside the UC timeline I've watched.I am interested in gundam wing
>>34848729amuro made him kill his indian loli of course he is sad
>>34848716>>34848724"Ye Product of Pie & ye Radius, Squared,Doth yield the Size of the Pan,An area vast enough to’ve been Shared,Not gobbled entire by One Man!"
>>34848733he was not chuddy in zeta but then... the whole ending ofthat show
Why is the world so damn cruel to me
>>34848622Then I wouldn't do it for any amount of money.
>>34848736he still had hope in humanity in that one
>>34848676>Do you guys want anything from McDonald's.Get me a crispy chicken McGriddle with bacon and a cup of syrup.>>34848677>chickfilaHomophobe>>34848723>What is Tommy wiseaus problemHe's Polish.
>>34848743I CAN FIX HIM
>>34848737grow the fuck up
>>34848732I need to watch more stuff that the guy who directed G made. That Giant Robo movie and Getter Robo Armageddon look pretty sick
just remembered im single and got scared again. i hate this shit.
I should drink myself to death
>>34848737what happened?
Seeing women comedians on social media doing old "When I'm on my period" jokes but titled "During the luteal phase" so people won't realize it's a hack bit.
>>34848754getter robo armageddon has a director change after the third episode btw and it goes off the rails. it's very good but a bit nonsensical. also beautiful ost :)https://youtu.be/exLxJBLHNoMgiant robo the day the earth stood still is an amazing ova.
>>34848273Insane thing to say with his chest>>34848305I fear the day I compliment the fragrance a woman is wearing and it turns out to just be her deodorant
have you ever had a girl lay her head on you? that's happened to me twice with girls from work who no longer work there, it felt nice even through I didn't have any feelings for them.
>>34848767nagmany fragrances are available in several forms such as antiperspirant
We got a big ass package today and my cute coworker asked if she could take the box home so I teased her asking if she was a cat and she hopped in the damn box
>>34848273Niggas will be like "it doesn't matter if you spill your spaghetti bro she won't even remember it"
>>34848769Its one of the best feelings, it instantly makes me want to protect her.
>>34848747he is into teenagers uh and also dead
>>34848772Verdict?
>>34848774idek what npc coded means...
>>34848777what are you asking
>>34848754I want to watch giant robo as well, never seen it oh and mazinger z the manga it was based on was made by the same guy that made devilman
>>34848762One day a very long time ago I was born.
>>34848769My older sisters friend when we were drinking at a bar. She had a handsome boyfriend who was also there so it wasn't anything sexual or romantic on her end I imagine.
>>34848772just don't check craigslist for a few days kek
>>34848769Not her head, but I've had a stranger rest on me before.My mom got her master's when I was in my early twenties, and when I attended her graduation I ended up sitting next to this really hot girl who had a kid sitting in her lap.The kid fell asleep on my shoulder after about twenty minutes. The woman looked over really apologetically but I told her not to worry about it.I didn't mean to charm the pants off of her but did, and she had a smile on her face while she leaned into my side with the kid for the rest of the ceremony.
>>34848779What did you think you dumb fucking nigger
>>34848737Me when I do my hair and it looks nice in a wavey half-bun and no one stops me to compliment it.
>>34848784What the fuck could you possibly be implying
>>34848763It's being more accurate if anything. The mood swings are a luteal phase thing before your period but the period itself is during the follicular phase.
>>34848772Why have you not asked this woman out you dipshit. What are you DOING
>>34848786I think shes cute?What the hell are you asking a verdict on
>>34848772If she fits she sitsAsk her out for sushi
>>34848785Single mother coded, should've got her number
Are women like this only in NYC?
>>34848791ON THE INTERACTION You are literally too stupid to deserve gf kill yourself my guy. Let someone who's not braindead take care of her you'll get her ass killed
>>34848769I briefly accidentally laid my head on a stranger's shoulder once because I fell asleep next to him on the bus. It was kind of embarrassing, I hope he didn't mind.
>>34848795Yes. I'm not from NYC and I'm not like this
>>34848794This was a CUNY graduation that my mom was attending in person despite getting the degree online in a flyover state. If she was local I probably would've. Skinny black womanI saw Shaun King speak at that thing lol. A very woke affair
>>34848790>>34848793It can't be this easy. I feel like I'm getting trolled, but I did ask my pendulum if I should flirt with her the other day and it told me yes. So you might be onto something.>>34848796Oh, I think it went well and it made her more charming in my eyes. I thought she was kinda of a scary stacy type but this made her more approachable. Overall good interaction?>You are too stupid to deserve gfThis is why my strategy has been to wait until they throw themselves at me which has worked but doesn't work as often as I'd like.
>>34848799A what graduation
>>34848768Chick-fil-a can't be homophobic because they seem to only hire THE zestiest niggas imaginable.
>>34848801City University of New York, Anonymous. You pervert
>>34848799Unfortunate acronym
>>34848776:(
The real observation of sex: men have a much tougher task, as cunnilingus is objectively a higher skill thing activity. The ceiling is just incomparably more competitive.
>>34848799>>34848805cmere new york anon... *grabs you*
Whats the bird equivalent of the word equine
>>34848798Logic doesn't track, reformulate argument.
>>34848812avian?
>>34848813Raven Paradox
When did women stop letting their men rest their heads on their laps?
>>34848816>>34848815caw caw?
>>34848815Thank you, I was losing my fucking mind over this. I wanted to say alpine or aquiline but I *knew* that wasn't right.
>>34848808he was totaly gay for amuro though
>>34848800You don't know how good you have it
>>34848812Bovine
>>34848823a little bit..
>>34848822lol happy to help!
>>34848822alpine refers to, afaik, the part of a mountain above the treeline but below the scary partsaquiline refers to stereotypical facial features in certain parts of the mediterranean
>>34848817That's gay
>>34848831Bro I would beat the everloving shit out of you.
>>34848829>niggasI know you're a black guy's wet dream, but that doesn't give you the pass.
>>34848834nta but that is also extremely gay
>>34848774Are glasses on men an ickMagnet? Should I just go all in on my contacts? I think the sharper structure the glasses give help even out my round face.
Does Canada have any real history or only lame cope history
>>34848826amuro is a married man in the novels I hated that they removed that in the anime
>>34848809It's also a far more dangerous task. We are risking our long term health ny doing it.
What is it like to share a bed with your gf?
Femanon, check for lumps.
>>34848838Come on put it then motherfucker? Where you at? Ill straighten you out, where the fuck are you? Ill put your fucking brain to sleep.
Hey, femanon, check this out! *Conscripts you and sends you the the frontlines of ww3*
>>34848811D:I don't live there but ironically I am moving there soon
>>34848817We did?
Women like to be dominated and forced to submit.
>>34848800>So you might be onto something.Gee ya think. Does she need to put on cat ears and roll over for some belly rubs before you get a clue
>>34848844We sleep in separate beds after we have sex.
>>34848834Nah you'll just call mommy over to protect you
I wanna watch two women play beyblades in jean shorts.
>>34848847be seeing you
>>34848844I haven't had one in a while, but it's a pretty good time. You get less cuddly after the honeymoon phase and spend most of the night sleeping next to each other instead of clinging to each other.
I have left a 5 year long riddle in these threads. Decipher it and unimaginable wealth will be yours. So long, /atoga/.
>>34848860what an incredibly specific fetish
>>34848850No lumps found, he's all smooth down there.
Women, how would you feel if you came home from work one day and found that your husband had replaced the lawn with fake grass and large plastic trees and flowers in an afternoon. "Now it'll always be green, and no mowing or watering!" He tells you.
/atoga/ II - The Legend of Anon's Gold
>>34848864It's not enciphered thoughthat would be more along the lines of steganography
>>34848870Who are you quoting. :^)
>>34848809You know what you've got a little bit of a point blowjobs largely come down to natural ability you either are good at it or you aren't. You can learn little tricks that improve the experience for him if you're good at it but there's a much bigger learning curve with cunnilingus.
But if you wanna leave, take good careHope you make a lot of nice friends out thereBut just remember there's a lot of bad and beware
>>34848869What was atoga 1
need to hold hands with her
>>34848865yea
>>34848868Someone I'm married to would only do this to piss me off.
Fuck Foids man. Fuck. Foids. What are they fucking playing at? They are always taking the piss and frankly I'm sick of it. They've lost the fucking plot.
where the molestable men @
>>34848880They're rascals
>>34848840>Does Canada have any real history or only lame cope historyThey had native tribes, the Vikings landed there, the British and French came and started killing all the natives. That's about it.
>>34848879Well? Would you be pissed?
>>34848824I have trouble understanding when women are attracted to me, yes :/>>34848855Unironically Yes
>>34848881What makes a man molestable, horny weirdo anon
Is it possible ti have a relationship where you cuddle and snuggle most of the time?
>>34848880sipping hibiscus or whatever the fuck with ginger
>>34848840The Quebecois invented poutine. I see that as a significant contribution to humanity.
>>34848889I like how fat bitches have the trap and deltoid one uniform shape. it's aesthetic
>>34848884Don't forget the War of 1812.
>>34848887nice proportions, moderate amount of muscle, masculine yet submissive
>>34848888checkedI just want companionable silence
>>34848889Why is slob e-girl Big Comfy Couch clussy cosplay a thing
>>34848773Some things you don't say out loud. Like one time in a car I could 100% tell the guy acquaintance next to me must've just jerked off before getting picked up and didn't wash his hands because of how badly he reeked of jizz, but I didn't comment on it because that'd be weird.
>>34848841when did he get married? i like that he's alone in zeta, but i remember in cca it was completely different. wasn't it that blonde lady in zeta that he was dating?
>>34848897Hi
>>34848897You lose me at submissive but there's a few guys posting here that fit the bill, I think
>>34848899bitches never forget that's how
>>34848883>>34848891I tell you what mate. They're pretty fucking clever, because you do a nosey and it's them every fucking time! If I didnt need to get my tea sugared, I would send them off and tell them to eat an apple through a tennis racket.
anons.... TOMORROW IS FRIDAY
>>34848880>>34848906I dont know what any of this means.
>>34848888No
>>34848902hi, how are you>>34848903it's okay I will make you submit
>>34848907See you at the mosque, brother.
>>34848910>it's okay I will make you submitlmfao. no
In a battle of wills and man should always be able to make his girl submit
>>34848897that's me :0
>>34848907alright folks you know the drillmarry/fuck/killgo
>>34848908I don't think he does either 2bh, reads like ESL idiom slop
FEMMY IT'S FUCKING MIZZLIN' OUT, I'M FEELIN' CHOPSY. I'M PROPER KNACKERED. GO ON OFF DOWN THE RUB-A-DUB, STOP FRIGGIN' AN' FETCH ME A PINT, YA TWIT.I'M FAIR CLEMMED AS WELL. FETCH ME SCRAN.
>>34848912are you tall and strong>>34848914nice :)
Where doth thou meeteth peopleth in realeth lifeth
You're not my dad!
>>34848913>When u nut but she still suckin
>>34848907Imagine dropping all of those in a deep fryer
>>34848889Clown makeup gets me going ngl
>>34848917>marryYour dad. He's now gay>fuckYou're mom! >:]>killYourself kid! owned
Is this facts?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sEkd3wqhNLM
>>34848901well I only read high streamer/betrochika's children (the novel cca is based on) and in that one he is married to the blonde lady and expecting a child a bit irrelevant but I also read the hathaway novel
>>34848923Kek just fucking push her off. Like are you a man or not? Fucking kek!
>>34848926the lineup anon, the lineuphow new ARE you?
>>34848920>are you tall and strongNot tall, just 5'11", and not weak. Stronger than you doe
Wearing a little beanie on my shaved head so I don't get cold.
>>34848906Kek. Why aye, man! Chuffed to bits.
>>34848931You think I don't know the rules of this playground game? I'm being rude to you online for funYour dad and I have a child on the way. He's mpreg
>>34848934I will beat you up and then molest you while you're unconscious
>>34848939Yeah right. You try that and I'm grabbing you by the wrists
I can't cockslap my girl because it's just a fat cock and she's too petite so it's like a comical thud, like I elbowed her.
Hey femanon *Pokes your pregnant belly*
Is 5in enough girth to please a girl? I think she'll barely feel it
>>34848941>comical thud, like I elbowedwhy do you know that?
>>34848947He beats his gf
Bloody hell these foids are a right shower of absolute muppets and proper headcases when it comes to the old dating game, absolute shambles from start to finish. One minute they swiping right on every geezer with a pulse, a flash motor and a half decent jawline, next they're ghostin proper solid lads left right and centre for some lanky, broke tosser who travels or does mindfulness. Complete and utter delusion. Absolute joke, the lot of 'em.They'll lead a proper hard working bloke up the garden path for months, breadcrumbing him with the odd late night message and a half arsed date every three weeks while they keep five other options on the boil. Classic foid behaviour, innit. Then on to the next shiny toy with a better credit score or a posher accent and you're blocked faster than a dodgy kebab after a night out. Then they expect the poor sod to stump up for every meal, every weekend away and every shopping spree.These foids want a walking wallet, a personal therapist, a best mate who listens to endless rants about their toxic ex, a bodyguard, and a mind reader all rolled into one, while contributing sweet FA themselves except drama, mixed signals and the occasional half hearted shag when it suits them. They'll moan for Britain about emotional labour then expect the fella to do all the planning, all the paying and all the emotional heavy lifting while they swan about playing the victim.Then when the poor mug finally clocks on and does a runner, they're straight onto the group chat painting him as the villain. Toxic, emotionally unavailable or whatever the latest TikTok buzzword is this week. Never their fault, of course. Always the man's fault. Proper narcissistic shower of absolute wasters. All surface, no substance, high maintenance, low effort, and permanently convinced the world owes them a fairytale while they treat every fella like a disposable resource. Absolute state of it.
>>34847480TAOOBA!
>>34848943I hope I'm actually pregnant.
>>34848952jh...
What is the ideal male for a white female?
>>34848956The one that forgives her when she murders their kids.
>>34848950Spot on, mate. Absolutely nailed it on the head. It’s a proper dog’s breakfast, isn’t it? Honestly, the state of it is enough to make you want to pack it in and move to a hermit's hut in the Highlands.You’ve hit the nail right on the head about the breadcrumbing, too. Proper winding up the clock, aren't they? You think you're getting on like a house on fire, then suddenly you're being treated like a spare part. One minute you're the bee's knees, the next you're just some random berk they can ping at 2 AM when they've had a row with their actual choice. It’s a right touch, that—keeping a few lads on the hook just in case the "main" option turns out to be a total lemon.And don't even get me started on the "emotional labour" malarkey. Pull the other one! They'll spend three hours moaning about their "journey" and their "trauma" but the second you want a bit of a straight answer or a date that doesn't involve "seeing how the vibe is," suddenly you're the one being "too pushy." It's a complete circus. They want the silver platter treatment without even lifting a finger to help set the table. They're all mouth and no trousers, the lot of 'em. Expecting a bloke to be a proper provider—paying for the posh nosh and the fancy cocktails—while they bring nothing to the table but a bit of lip and a TikTok dance. Then, as soon as you stop playing the fool and tell 'em where to go, you're the "toxic" one in the group chat. Proper gaslighting, that.Absolute shambles. Better off spending your coin on a few pints and a decent Sunday roast than wasting your breath on a bunch of delusional headcases who wouldn't know a decent lad if he hit 'em over the head with a wet fish. Spot on, geezer. Absolute spot on.
>>34848950>>34848958Fuck off spammer
Why are women angry?
Imagine voluntarily reading all that shit written by a woman no less lmao
>>34848960retard. I know zoomers have never seen em dashes because they can't read, but, as a published author, I think I know what constitutes as spam and what doesn't.
>>34848954It's possible. We even did a ton of dumb wives' tales things to improve the chances.
>>34848961because they are still, at best, the disposable packaging of their own offspring and likely always will be.
Femanons is it true that every Friday late at night you all gather around the fire deep in the woods and practice witching and incantations and dance completely naked in a circle zooted out of your mind and completely possessed? Or is that just a rumor?
>>34848961>dad is so awesome for letting make a mess everythingyou're welcome honey
Women, do you like pet names?
>>34848967Sounds more like a Saturday night thing.>>34848972I like using them, but I don't like being given them.
Women be like "Barabbas!"
I like girls better when they're naked
men is this u
what are atoga moids having for dinner today?
>>34848975i read that as bara bussi
>>34848979My mom got pizza and I had to eat the leftovers
Seems like the latest hottest tiktok trend for women is....hol up... murdering their children? oh damn..
>>34848978>7Pedophile
>>34848981the phrasing makes it sound like u were forced to do it
>>34848979>>34848687
Atoga femanon choir
>>34848984I already something else to eat
>>34848978No but good for him. She’s pretty>>34848979Borger
>>34848979Sausages, roast potato and pumpkin, steamed carrots, brussels sprouts, broccoli, peas, and grean beans.
>>34848991woaw did u cook it all urself?
I need a femanon beside me wearing>shirt>underpants>thats it
>>34848991sheatpan roast?>>34848992sheatpan roast
i need a manon beside me wearing>
I have a rose quartz ditto that I’ve been holding and imbuing with energy and I feel it working.Maybe the crystal girls were right after all.State GenderDo you have any cool rocks?
i heard women have extremely potent intrusive sexual thoughts unique to their gender which is why they hate ugly men.
>>34848997MI am not getting rockdoxed, fuck you
>>34848996But anon that would expose my dick and balls
>>34848512Vaginas aren't flopping around like dicks are, you have to really go out of your way to see one, even in the shower
>>34849002yes yes thats the plan
>>34849004You’d have to reciprocate
I only want to see big dicks
>>34848993I match half of this, but I'm not saying which half
>>34849001Share your rocks. This is a congolese crystal mining forum
>>34849005perv!
>>34849007Anon’s lounging around in panties?
PC randomly and ominously shut off boy would this be a bad time for something to explode
>>34848992Yes.>>34848994No I only roasted the potatoes and pumpkin, I fried the sausages and steamed the other vegetables.
handsome men need to be kept inside, its not fair i have to ssee them knowing they arent my bfs
>>34848997YOU'LL NEVER GET MY SACRED ROCK KNOWLEDGE
>>34849009You started it
>>34849014I wish to learn more about the art of geomancy please
>>34849015i'll have u know femanons are allowed to start whatever they want,
>>34849016you can't handle my strongest rocks.
Women only care about two things>What men have (that women don't have)>Being single
>>34849011f, I used to work with computers tell me more and let's see if we can solve it
nobody in /atoga/ is fit to be a parent
>>34849018Bratty
fuuuuck i need dick
>>34849026no, you're banned from having dick
>>34849026lol
>>34849024A femanon was posting while breastfeeding her kid earlier, anon. You're not winning this battle.
>>34849020Geomancer, listen to me; I only want your strongest rocks
>>34849024Fit or not, all the girls will be sliding pucci to Chad tomorrow night
>>34849019no.
>>34849026Denied, you have to shlick furiously and keep longing
>>34849030if there's dozens of boobs reading these threads, it's comforting to know that at least 2 of them were doing something useful.femanons, when was the last time your boobs were useful?
>>34849024I'd be a great parent. Take that back.
>>34848997Yeah I've got two white diamonds hanging between my legs
I heard femanon needs dick? Is this true
>>34849006Hey
>>34849021it's frustrating how true this is
(She’s masturbating)
>>34849024f, I think I'd be a good parent and I'm sure ive finally broken the intergenerational trauma cycle
>>34849007in the bad. straight up "winnie-ing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. The pooh
>>34849019My ankle hurts from watching this, I need a bf to kiss it better>>34849035>femanons, when was the last time your boobs were useful?They stopped a bottle from falling on to the floor in the kitchen earlier after I opened a cabinet and it fell out unexpectedlyIt would have been a big mess, but its trajectory was successfully redirected onto the counter
>>34849022Ok. I wasn't doing anything crazy just on discord. Temps are fine using expo but it's been stable for it's entire life. Checked psu and every other connector. Event viewer just says it crashed. I only remember this happening before once months ago
>>34849039How big is it
>>34849019Lovely proportions
>>34849019nagWomen that boulder have ridiculous athleticism and it’s sexy as hell
>>34849026I have dick btw
>>34849044i'm picturing the bottle bouncing off your tits with a cartoon "boing!" sound effect and landing neatly upright on the counter
>>34849044Reminds me of how I caught a piece of bacon against the kitchen cabinet using my bulge the other day. Saved and ate that motherfucker. >>34849048King size
>>34849053That's essentially what happened lol>>34849055Hot, if true
>>34849055King size candy bars are like 5 inches long
>>34849035mine are currently being used as a cat bed.
>>34849059It could be worse. He could've said gorilla size.
>>34849060Would they make a good pillow?
>>34849059that's more than enough imqho.>>34849063absolutely, but I ask both of you for no biting and no claws.
>>34849060Prove it
Male moans make me giggle and kick my feet
>>34849059It's more like a can
>>34849021delete your post
>>34849067I thought about femanons who like male moans while I was male moaning earlier
You’re pretty cool, for a girl
>>34849064>no biting and no clawsHow is one supposed to sleep without first shaking their pillow about like a dog with a chew toy?
Argh I wanna hug and hold her so bad agehhsgrjjrr
>>34849064>no biting and no claws.I’d behave. I think resting my head on some titties would add at least a week to my lifespan
>>34849046>>34849011hmm if there's no warning lights or anything in event viewer I would start by stress testing the computer one component at a timefurmark first to see if its GPU/PSUprime95 for CPUmemtest boot from uefi to test ram
>3 years no gf
>>34849078>7 yearsB)
>>34849070What were you male moaning for?
>>34849081I was jerking off.
>>34849079>>34849078>28 years no bf, soon to be 29.
>>34849082To?
>>34849077Ugh I don't wanna download more shit you think a full passmark suite will be fine
>>34849083I kneel.
All my friends know the lowrider
>>34849086My imagination.
>>34849019lost
>>34849093That's better than most male anons. What were you imagining?
>>34849092Thank you, George Lopez
>>34849087probably not because its not going to be pushing your components to the absolute Max like these programmes willapart from that check all physical connection Luke the 24 pin and all 8 pins, and the GPU connectors too
stealing femanon's ability to cum. no she can no longer cum.
>>34849099:< why
>>34849096Femanons masturbating, eating femanon pussy, fucking femanon. No lie lol
Anons my elbows yearn to be scratched. Damn mosquitos
>>34849101You were naughty, naughty, teasing me ;^)
>>34849105Aaaah those are the worst spots to get bug bites, I hate that shit
>>34849106youve done plenty more teasing than i have in my humble opinion
>>34849103You don't even know what we look like! Men are weird.
Should I get a Mazda3, or Ioniq5 for my new car?
>>34849109I have a very active imagination. And some of you have posted a boob or two here before
>>34849099but I only masturbate like once a week, how could you do this to me
I'm surprised femanon hasn't hallucinated onto me [random chad she likes] given that I am clearly her favorite
me and who
>>34849114You’re going to have to be more specific
>>34849115Depends on who’s asking
>>34849121All those times I've made you smile over the years, I guess I could find someone else instead. someone more appreciative.
>>34849115This is both you. Inside you there are two wolves.
imagine if all the moids and femanons were in a room together rn
>>34849098Connectors are Gucci so was furmsrk and prime 95We'll see about memtesy
>>34849128They’d fug
>>34849124What would you like? Expecting a delay of at least 8 hours.
>>34849128All the foids would simp over me the most because I would trigger their hypergamy super hard
>>34849127aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>34849128Everyone shut up I need to sleep
>>34849128Awful scenario
>>34849138dont worry, all the moids and femanons would be labeled with whatever they are best known for on here, no one gets to lie and larp as otherwise
>>34849133Fellas, grab this nigga by his limbs and tear him apart
>>34849137>switches the fan off and then on again at random intervals
How many tugs did I have this year,How many times did my bed get sticky?Had a uncle whose name was RickyHe took me in a van and he touched my dickyAnd I didn't wanna tell aunt VickySo I went police station real quicklyAnd how many years did he get?Top of my head, I think about fifty
>>34849140I've larped as being better than I actually am and if everyone here knew the truth they'd be very disappointed. So I'd rather they don't know.
>>34849146You and everyone else to ever talk about themselves online.
>>34849132hold the moan
>>34849137Tranny
texted him again award
>>34849150nta but what is tranny-like about this?
>>34849151>no new messages Killing myself tonight
>>34849151Tsk tsk
>>34849151>>34849155that's because he's texting stacy who is hotter (and also my ex)
How do I get a european gf as a blackanon?
>>34849155Hahahaha I checked mine too fuck
>>34849148You have no idea. I think most recognizable posters that aren't profoundly mentally ill or doing a bit here (which is pretty obvious when it happens) are pretty truthful about their lives.
I'm getting tired of having women fight over me.
>>34849159Wear denim.
>>34849159Try Germany or France or Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrNmsOn9jekWho was in the wrong here
I want to cum :(
Parachuting into femanon’s backyard to deliver emergency dick
>>34849168Jack off
>>34849169I have a boyfriend.
>one month no bfI win. I am the trvecel.
Parachuting into femanon's backyard to bring a close to the 48 hour siege of her house
parachuting in to toss a few completely unpredictable totally not glowing-in-the-dark molotovs
hello, hello. gentlemen. ladies.
>>34849151Mguilty as of two days ago and worse I told her I missed her
Vanquishing the vile sorcerer that stole femanon’s ability to cum, lifting the curse
>>34849165>swedenkek
>>34849179It’s a fun visual isn’t it? I’d say Geronimo on my way out the door
Watching the moon landing on tv with 9 year old femanon (I'm her older brother)
Would you eat it?
>>34849184moid hand..?
>>34849187That sandwich expires in April so I don’t think that’s an atoga mitt
if a girl puts her foot on your crotch (without consent) does that count as molestation?
>>34849188i wouldnt put it past atoga moids to eat expired food 2bh
>>34849184I'm confused about what the heck it is, because I see euros, and chips, so I assume it's British and means fries. But then it also says seasoned fries.
>>34849184What about this?
>>34849184moid hand spotted.
why is chinese asmr like this?
>>34849202Like what nigga I can't fucking read that shit
>>34849206look at the thumbnail! anon she looks like she is flicking her bean
>>34849208>yeswauw I was molested by a girl! I can die happily now
>>34849209You're an even bigger retard than I initially thought
>>34849213why?
I learned how to edge women socially, and have been using it to have steamy plaps with women that would otherwise reject me for being beta. Basically all you do is dress like you have a well paying job, and then you make eye contact with women and never talk to them. Eventually they get worried, so what you do is you figure out who is in their social circle, and make sure any of those women see you actually approach and talk with a different circle of women. Group A gets really mad you're *not* talking to them and Group B gets mad that you *are* talking to them. The trick is to talk to a third group, group C, before group A realizes the outcome of your talk with group B. Then with a giant flock of confused women, ignore everyone except the most annoyed woman in group A. Talk only to her, but make sure the conversation is about literally nothing that warrants her being upset. Be extremely formal say stuff like "Hi ma'am, my name's [anon]" and generally be just a well behaved and decent fellow. DO NOT MENTION SEX OR ROMANCE. She will try and flirt with you, not because she actually likes you, but to give you as many chances as possible to give her "ick" so she can safely reject you in front of her friends. Do not talk to her again. Make up an excuse and duck out. Talk only to men. Make sure she sees you talking to men. Smile a lot, chicks hate when men are happy or having a good time without them. When you get tired of this, leave, but before you leave, make like you're busy. Show up to group A (or B (or C)), a second time. As usual women are women so no one got any guys to approach. Get *everyone's* socials. You now have enough plaps to last a few months. Because you're beta no one will openly admit they plapped you, and so you can plap all of them in rotation.
Just gooned to an e-thot named puwussycat. She smokes cigarettes and sucks cock. A rare breed in today's world.
>>34849213guess I'm just imagining things then...
>>34849216Nigga if a cute catgirl appeared in front of you and offered you a massage you would not say no
>>34849216I love how flat she is (she has a pornhub channel btw)
>>34849219have you seen her videos where she drinks her piss?
>>34849220Oh fuck I recognize her
>>34849222No but I've gooned to her other things
>>34849224I know she had a boobjob she is still flat to me (this is a good thing)
>>34849215That shit is not new, that's old school pick up artist slop
i found out that jadeyanh is actually younger than me by a few months. i would fuck the shit out of her
>>34849229her tits are fake
femanons with juicy pussies...
>>34849230i know but she's still hot
>>34849229Shit taste
>>34849234When's your bimbo arc, bv
How long could the atoga femanons survive off of nothing but bvs carcass?
>>34849238I'd get her so pregnant you have no idea. I'd pump her balls deep until her womb was full of my sticky white semen.
>>34849238>male gaze
>>34849238I think she looked cuter in her older videos also a reminder that she did a daughter dad lewd audio thing
>>34849238I hate that she went full le quirky girl with her videos
still confused as to how we're all one consciousness but yet it seems to be so. we're all one.i don't always incarnate on earth but when i do i usually forget i'm a psychdelic fractal of infinite consciousness.
>>34849238frivvifox and no I swear it's not because you can see her armpits in almost every video
Women why is it that coffee apparently makes semen taste bad? What's up with that?
Boobs got bigger but have no moid to show them off to
>>34849253I think it was a timing thing idk compared to other stuff I've seen her videos are not as suggestive I don't think.>I remember that time she like flipped out for a bit because one of her subscribers killed themselves after trying to contact her.I remember her saying he was a friend of hers, unless two different people killed themselves?
guys i kept touching my pp and white stuff came out...am i broken??
>>34849258>got biggersorry not interested, I like small boobs
>>34849260did you taste it? :0maybe it's sweet
>>34849258Show them on soc
>>34849258How???
pain and suffering
>>34849271What is it with you and animals
>>34849258are they bigger than other femanon's boobs?
>>34849270I've been living on a graduate student salary of $30k/yr for 5 years and I thought I've been living pretty comfortably. I wonder what their standard is?
>>34849274mcmansions and patio furniture and homeowner's association
atoga moid and i
>>34849278I love that part of Death Note!
I'm 28 y/o man with a stable job and good income but I have 0 friends, 2 exes, and no gf, is it over?
>>34849278*slaps your hand* NO femanon!!
>>34849272idk i ike them but not rly
>>34849278My arm on the right
>>34849283Only animals here are you and me baby haha
>>34849278Hey, unlock that.
i'd let atoga anon put me on a leash
Urge to grope a moid
>>34849285i am not amused.
urge to lick a foid
>>34849289hey back off they’re mine
>>34849290You will be soon
Atoga men are low IQ
Boyim status?
>>34849296still higher than atoga women, heh
>>34849296mine is average
>>34849296Gaaaar ahauhauhahaaaa
>>34849298Your iq drops to 0 whenever femanons talk about their boobs
(sigh) I *guess* I'll plap femanon instead of stacy... forever...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Liz3JB0xSs rs3 just feels like such an abomination. i have no idea how people play it
>>34849299I still have my foreskin which is ironic because I have a jewish name lol
haha no femanon don't grope my thighs >_<
>>34849296high iq but I'm afraid of women and make dumb decisions /am woefully ignorant of all of those girls that really liked me so I've never had a gf
MenProve you're intelligent or your cock gets the scissors
>>34849311femanon calls me up every night to help with her homework when no one's home.
>>34849307she posted that because she wants men to post cocks don't fall for it
>>34849312don't need to prove anything *brattily pulls foreskin in a mocking manner*
wow, femanon, look how throbbing my dick is, gee if only I knew what to do with it, lol tee hee
>>34849313>anon is a pedo solving high school homework problems every night
I posted cock on a certain board and people wanted to see it flaccid because I have a "meaty" foreskin
>>34849311It's your loss, femanon
>>34847954but I want an italian gf so bad I want to save her from the 50% taxrate
>>34849318>projectionfemanon's homework was super tough the other day, we were up *all* night the night before her report was due. She was so worried about flunking her professor is very strict, she can't afford to flunk out this semester over bad grades. she was like "aaaaaahn anon-san" and wouldn't you know it, she got a perfect score. she called me her little secret, or rather, big secret.
>>34849311*your
>>34849325What kind of homework was it?
>just shave it offwhy do people lie about this so much?
Are we just recycling /fit/ threads for (You)s now?
>>34849322n-no u
>>34849311haha don't scissor my penis with your thighs femanon haha that would totaly suck
>>34849328Now you mention it, I actually lost track. A lot of femanons like studying with me. They just seem *so* happy to see me, how can I tell them no?
>>34849334You're getting the scissors
men when you measure your dick do you do it from the top or do you cheat and measure from the bottom and add an inch from your balls?
>>34849337Top
>>34849337from the top and yes it is 6.9 inches
manons never post their dicks anymore
>>34849335cock beats scissors. you lose. (i am very smart)
>>34849342Never have never will
>>34849337femanon uses her forearm just to be on the safe side
>>34849342you don't want to see it
why would i post my gock here
hmm now I'm curious what the average femanon's forearm measurements are
>>34849342Last time I tried I got in trouble. Not my fault!
wow femanon you're so wet, what are you gonna do about the laundry bblblbb*drowns*
foid are you whimsical?prove it or you lose your clit privileges
I was looking at some old pictures of myself from when I was a dyel and realised that I actually have pretty decent facial bone structure. I'll try religiously losing weight and working out for a year and if girls still don't find me attractive then I'll just fucking kill myself.
quite fond of when men's nipple shape is visible thru their shirt
>>34849363That's considered trashy
>>34849364how? its not like they can help it
>>34849362I always tell /fit/tards to try leanmaxxing before going huge, but they're blinded by slampigs unaware that the lanklet is the chosen one of fat bitches.
>>34849365It's the kinda shit gymbros who wear shirts 2 sizes too small so
>>34849363Mine are square.
>>34849367no it happens to all sorts of men in all sorts of shirts, normal shirts tooif ur a moid it happens to u too
>>34849369That's why I wear shirts that minimize it as much as possible
femanon why are your hands so tiny
>>34849372so when i hold ur cock it looks even bigger :3>>34849371laaaaaaaaame embrace the nip
femanons what do you consider a good hinge profile
>>34849366Yeah lean is what I'm going for.
Man I wish I had nice arms like that guy
>>34849375Attractive, tall and a high paying job.
>>34849129keep me posted>>34849184f, no I'm vegetarian>>34849273nta mine are b cups>>34849296its weird to think if we go off IQ that I am statistically one of the smartest people here, especially because I'm a complete retard
>>34849378im sure ur current arms look nice
>>34849381They're too frail and skinny
>>34849382lots of girls love skinny guys
>>34849380>keep me posted"Image failed" fuck memtest. If my memory is shot then it's not like I can replace it right now anyway.
>>34849383Not me :( I think they're stupid for liking that
>>34849374You like how warm and throbbing cocks are?
if i don't meet someone in 3 years i'm giving up
>>34849389do they really noticeably physically throb?
>>34849391Only if we're really in love.
>>34849391Mhm. They bob and bounce and pulse up and down.
>>34849278Fun factMy hands are slim enough for me to escape hand cuffsBut I would never escape you
>>34849374hmm now I wonder how big it would look if you hold it, I need two hands to hold it and I have big hands :3
>>34849390Hey
>>34849394or if shes really hot>>34849396amazing>>34849397special smaller heavy duty hand cuffs for u it is, post hands btw
femanons should post their arms
getting fucked by moids while my bf is at work
Femanons are ovulating again aren't they
>>34849403moids first
>>34849402>or if shes really hotNo. Only true love makes the cock throb.
>>34849411foid hands...
>>34849409rizzfag showed up
>>34849384test each stick, you may be able to just remove the bad stick>>34849409nah I'm just getting high
tfw no moid laying on top of me..
>>34849416clothed or nude.
>>34849419nude except his boxers
>>34849416no thanksyou're not >her
>>34849422fuck...
All women should start out anorexic. Then a man should feed her until she's healthy enough to breed.
>>34849426yay or nay?
gay or nay?
>>34849432mmmmmaybe
im so sad why can’t i just have a bf already
If there's one thing you can always bet your bottom dollar on its that women are nags, all of them, every single one of them will nag the fuck out of you when you date them. It's not a matter of if but when. If a woman tells you "I would never nag" don't believe her fellas, they all do this. And when you ask them for a reason all women say is "m-muh emotional labor" and find every excuse under the sun for it.And when you stand your ground and get angry at them they go ":'(((((((" and act like cry babies
am i just not deserving of love :[
>>34849445Quit nagging and shut up
>>34849450maybe we can be togetheri will never find peace in being lonely
>>34849452Put your rag on you're bleeding maybe it will make you feel better
>>34849410I've done it before
>>34849457im kinda ugly sorry
>>34849459You're in luck, so am I.
ugly women got no reason to live
>>34849461sounds like we are meant to be
>>34849458Nag nag nag nag nag Even when women interject men's posts they say "NAG, but..." Just quit nagging is that so hard?
>During the Middle Ages, a scold's bridle, also called a brank, was an instrument of punishment used primarily on nagging women. The device was an iron muzzle in an iron framework that enclosed the head. A bridle-bit (or curb-plate), about 2 inches long and 1 inch broad, projected into the mouth and pressed down on top of the tongue.[16] The curb-plate was frequently studded with spikes, so that if the offender moved her tongue, it inflicted pain and lacerated the tongue which made speaking impossible.Fucking wish we could bring this back so much bros
>>34849470i prefer ball gags desu
menwould u let me pluck ur eye brows
>>34849475no
>>34849477okaywould u letme brush ur hair?
would ANY of you let me touch u my gosh
>>34849480wrap my big arms around you before someone steals you from me
>>34849473If it can make women shut up sure.
>>34849483ofc, anything for u>>34849484ur gonna make me fall in love
>>34849475I don't know what that means, but if it'll make them look better, sure.
>>34849476that sounds horrible
theres this one account who shwos up on my instagreem reels feed a lot and its just his job of giving those medical massages to shirtless and often pantless white built men and i just really wish i were him sometimes
>>34849486I wanna feel you breathe when i hold you close to me
>>34849495>>34849486Are you two gonna exchange socials and become a real couple?
Drift away
>>34849499looks like billie eilish >>34849495are u rizzfag in disguise
>>34849499The restraint not to snap their head off at the neck is insane. Every man would fight the urge
>>34849502there's a 90% chance it's him anytime a girl here gets turned on it's actually crazy dude is a total tryhard
>>34849506men are u really all like this?o_o
>>34849508no!but I would be worried of hurting them by accident
I don't think "rizzfag" exists
>>34849508Yes don't listen to guys like >>34849509It's psychologically proven that the 'nice' ones are the most likely to snap the neck on purpose
The two lower case low IQ posters should get married.
>>34849514I never said I was nice... but why would I kill a random person?
>>34849512Such is the female species, they would rather be beat to death than bored to death
>>34849515who?
>>34849522These two.>>34849509>>34849508
>>34849518They say a picture is worth a thousand words... Look at the story her eyes tell. Women are such gluttons for punishment
Chiropractic is quackery btw.
>>34849523hey wait a minute! that's me!hey I'm not low IQ I'll have you know it's average
>>34849526Not capitalizing is a classic sign of low IQ.
>>34849525Yeah it is but women use chiropractics more than men (statistical fact). This is because it's the equivalent of a brothel for them, they get their emotional orgasms from being manhandled so they demand it stays in practice
>>34849512i like the concept of being man handled but only if he truly knows the proper limits, and according to women's limits not men's, this part is very important, men are just built like brick walls, i remember having to take a pulse reading of a classmate and while the guy was kinda tall, holding/feeling his wrist was surreal, it was just so wide and firm, so meaty. >>34849523i beat a lvl medium sudoku the other day, i can’t possibly be the lowest iq anons here
I wanna cry and be comforted by a man.
>>34849529it's the internet, who the hell cares about that?
>>34849532Here you go
>>34849532not to burst ur bubble but men's form of comfort is providing solutions to whatevers got u down, not the typical comfort/ soft feelings type
>>34849533People like you are why the world is going to hell. What happened to standards?
>>34849541Not The Anon But How About Capitalizing Every Word And Using No Punctuation Marks Is That Better
(sigh) Guess I'll have to call it a night. Femanon is calling me to bed, wouldn't want to keep her *yearning* over me
>people aren't capitalizing their shitposts anymore, the west has fallen
>>34849544Yeah that's right go to bed little one it's bed time go run to your mommy now don't keep her waiting for she will be upset! Night night little baby boy little snookums bookums
>>34849541oh no! some random anon on fucking 4chan of all places is typing in lower cases! this is the stuff that's ruining america and the world oh no!
>>34849546You good bro
>>34849544That's right, slave. All fours. Crawl to me.
I wish I could still sleep with my mommy :c
>>34849549Yes, but you won't be good if you keep mommy waiting run along now and don't forget to bring your teddy bear to bed
how many men here are also khhv?
>>34849554I mean I held hands when I danced with a girl in school do I still count as handholdless?
>>34849554Me>>34849532You can sit on my lap while you nuzzle your head on my chest and cry while I hold you tight and kiss the top of your head.
>>34849553I'm nta this is just a really fucking weird reaction
>>34849554I stopped being khhv at 16
>>34847480>Gf (now wife) used to be insanely jealous>Don't know what triggered it but she would always start some shit nearly every single time I was with her over jealousy>Would frequently get violent over it>One night got so bad that she pulled a kitchen knife on me dead set ready to stab me>Holding her wrists and fighting her off but she was just in this crazy jealous rage>I eventually have a break down where I let go of her hands yelled I don't care wnymore, was crying and just curled up closing my eyes repeating "I love you">Don't remember too much besides just whimpering and shaking but then she never stabbed me. Just remembered her holding me for a long time til I called down then going to bed with her.>Was never jealous ever again since then. Eventually got married and she is this completely sweet personWomen can you explain wtf happened. We have never discussed the incident, I'm not even sure if she remembers it. We just act like none of her jealous outbursts or that near stabbing incident ever happened.
If you wait too long to have a child then he'll be born autistic and then you'll get another Ihatewomen poster.
>>34849532What's going on anon?
>>34849558how old are you?>>34849557no exemptions! you are banished from the khhv club! >>34849562-_-
>>34849564Or worse...
>>34849566>how old are you?27
>>34849547It's even worse than being lazy. it's tumblr-coded.
>>34849568are u khhv by choice or ?
>>34849561NAG but the best way to understand women is they have two brains, one of them is a demonic possession that they can't control that makes them literal yanderes and the other is just their normal actual self. to men the normal side seems like bullshit, to women the demon side seems like bullshit, they talk about it the same way computer nerds talk about hand cramps.
>>34849561it's a woman thing they're psychotic until they break you down and turn you into their little bitch then they mother you afterwards. I read a similar story from a woman who did similar except without the knife brandishing she would just start shit and scream and nag and tried to gaslight the BF and told him he doesn't love her and eventually he broke down and cried Then she boasted online on the female only message boards "AfTer ThAt DaY I kNeW hE wAs tHe OnE I cAnt BeLieVe HoW sWeeT and eMoTioNal He Is OnCe I sAW hIm CrY fOr mE I kNew He WaS mY tRuE lOvE"It's because you curled up like a bitch and cried and whimpered "I love you" in that moment you became her puppy
>>34849561Typical scarebully crap, if this was ancient times you would just beat her or something and she'll say i love you and then do it over and over again until either her will is broken or you 180.>>34849575duh it's a retarded trump boomer talking point.
>>34849569I'm honestly glad it bothers you
>>34849575>Be me>Has gf>Gf tells me she is thinking of getting a tattoo>Tell her I think tattoos are ugly and leave it at that >The stupid idea leaves her headEzpz
she texts me hearts before we go to bed and leaves me good morning texts :3
>>34849577You just capitalized a sentence, I'm glad you've taken my advice.
>>34849570I mean, I'm a bit of a hermit and I don't really put in a effort to talk to women, so it's my own choice, but I don't want to be one.
>>34849580I always capitalize the I's dumbass
>>34847480I'm bored. I'm a relatively normal and socially well adjusted guy. Anyone got any questions? Anything you want to know? Anything you want to vent and have someone hear you out?
>>34849583cute
>>34849585>I'm a relatively normal and socially well adjusted guy. Anyone got any questions?How do I meet women to talk to?I have no idea how to just talk to a woman.
>>34849572>they have two brains, one of them is a demonic possession that they can't control that makes them literal yanderes and the other is just their normal actual self.And remember lads, we allowed them to vote
>>34849575I second this. It really like they interpret it as controlling women which makes them angry or whatever lol.Tbh what you really should be doing in general is just freedom-maxx them and see how they handle that freedom. Never be judgemental on anything. Always act non-judgemental and that you are cool with things. Most of the times they will reveal their own degeneracies themselves. Then you just take it from there if it's what you want in your life or partner.Sure it can be disappointing when you have a little crush on a girl then find out she's a bit of a hoe. But It's much better than them being on their good behaviour til they lock you in then do a 180 rugpull on you to what they're really like.
>>34849590Idk, I guess?
>>34849588I talk to a woman the same way I would anyone else. Do you have a community that you're part of, something that holds events? Could be a church or a local music scene or something like that. Don't make it romantic right off the bat, just talk to woman as you would any other person. Express a genuine interest in them and in conversation and just see how it goes. Low stakes, don't be pushy, don't care too much if it gets awkward but don't hesitate to bail if you get the vibe the other person isn't interested. You could also just practice talking to others in general. Do you have a consistent social circle that gets you out of the house?
>>34849591Women want to be controlled just not by men they don't want to fuck. If you're dating a girl and she tells you she wants (stupid idea) just tell her it's a stupid idea and it gives you the ICK and she stops. Being a nice guy about it who is too scared to tell a woman what he dislikes is sabotaging behaviour because you mislead the woman into thinking it's OK
>>34847480No.541148776>>541139922 (OP) #As I'm getting older (mid 30s) why TF am I finding bodies like that so hot. Been happening to me since I turned 30 when before that I liked thin or fit girls exclusively.Am I genuinely attracted to that or is this some cope because I'm older I'm thinking the fit bodies I used to like are out of reach. Even the last girl I had a crush on and was into caught me off guard because she's a little overweight where as maybe 8 to 10 years ago I would have just looked at this girl and thought her as nothing but a friend who would probably even annoyed me if she talked to me for too long lol
>>34849601>a fat hillbilly with a beer gut jiggling and slapping his belly.hot...
>>34849599It's male broodiness your tastes for thicker women are proportional to your readiness to become a dad because your reptile brain looks for physical traits that signal child birthing, such as wide hips or a fat ass or a chubby belly which are all things women develop post pregnancy
>>34849601>StatuesYou're a retard, the statues of people.kf ancient times were never realistic to the subjects. Plato for example is depicted as swole and jacked in reality he was a feeble old man. The Greeks used the body portrayal in statues as metaphorical for social status
>>34849593>Do you have a community that you're part of, something that holds events? Could be a church or a local music scene or something like that.Nope.>You could also just practice talking to others in general. Do you have a consistent social circle that gets you out of the house?Nope.Now I know you're gonna say I should find one, but I don't know how to do that without feeling like an interloper.
>>34848306>Women, thoughts on violence in movies and sex on tv?If it's something like Game Of Thrones I think it's annoying because they could spend that time on something else, like the Quaith dream that they cut from the books.Now if it's Blue Is The Warmest Colour on the other hand, it's peak cinema.
I made a social media post with my girlfriend and two of my female classmates told me in dm’s that she’s “so fucking hot” What does it mean? Guys would never say this.
>>34848139>Sex havers, the spacetime council has decided to ban 1 position from the universe, and are holding a session to decide which one. (You) have been summoned to testify why your favorite should stay. What's your argument?FMissionary, because it might've been one of the catalysts for the development of monogamy, and perhaps even consciousness
>>34849606>Now I know you're gonna say I should find one, but I don't know how to do that without feeling like an interloper.You just go for it. Everyone is an interloper until they're not. Consistency also helps and makes things easier, like going to church every Sunday. Or if you're into politics, finding an organization that has regular monthly meetings and joining those. Or if you live near a board game cafe they often have like an open table night where you're encouraged to play with randoms. Whatever you do just stick with it and see what happens. Don't take it too seriously, not every interaction will lead to a new friendship but keep an open mind and you'll find something. Don't fixate on romance, just look for interesting conversation and a new community and see what happens. What interests do you have? Are you religious? Politically minded?
Is it possible to have a platonic male friend to cuddle with at night
>>34849587what? no!
>>34849612Mm unlikely, I'd expect either sex or romance. Doesn't have to be both but likely one or the other. I'm a pretty flexible and open guy but if a female friend asked for that while we are both single I couldn't help but expect more
>>34849612I'd do it, but I'm waiting for marriage.
>>34849613letskiss
>>34849617you're were bullying me and now you're being gay?
>>34849611>What interests do you have? Are you religious? Politically minded?I believe in God, but I don't like Church because it usually involves people singing and I just can't handle having a bunch of people around me singing.I also don't think I've ever seen a zoomer woman at church, although it's not like I go often.I have 0 interest in politics.I like hiking and driving to new places.I like the beach.
>>34849618i never bully anyone wasnt me nor am i gayim in love!with youpls
>>34849620you know I'm the armpit fetish anon right?
MI've spent the past 6 years pining for someone, but too afraid to confess to her because of a multitude of reasons. I ended up in a relationship with someone else I'd met more recently and while I keep trying to convince myself it's to move on and have that original person stick around as a friend, I can't help but see the original person every time I talk to my girlfriend. I don't know what to do about it. The girl I'd been pining for 6 years time lives across the country, so we've only met in person at a convention briefly, while the woman I'm with now lives close by and we've spent personal time together. I don't know what I'm doing and no matter what this will either end up with me being unsatisfied to disappointing my girlfriend. I don't want to lose the friendship of the first person, for sure. I never confessed to her because she felt uncomfortable about relationships and told me she's jaded by romance and thought she was aromantic for the longest time. I don't think she'll end up in a relationship at any point, and if my current one fails I don't see myself not being in contact with her, but I don't want to see her as someone I'll just get back to. I'm stressed and confused over the entire situation. From a female point of view I'd like some guidance on what to do.
>>34849621oh hii ur in my list of top 5 favorite atoga anons
"B-b-baby, here, boy~Are you crazy? Down boy~Look at your cross face!Why you so serious?You're so intense..Maybe why I'm so curious!I'm a lost soul, save meEmotional, sway meTouch me, shake meI'm game, play meLove me, hate meKiss me, take meBreak me, make me..Yours"Why are women like this
>>34849619I'm not religious but don't churches organize youth events n shit? Could also be just volunteering with the church or a beach clean up or a trail clean up. Dunno where you are but in my American city the parks each have a group associated with them that helps with maintenance. The members of the group are all old as fuck but when I've gone to some of the clean ups I've seen a more mixed age range. As for politics if you're interested or willing to be involved in local politics you could pretty quickly become a regular face at stuff. Shit like public transit or housing or street safety or infrastructure maintenance. I think I've also heard of events where it might just be more of a social hour to make friends in my city. If I was single I'd go to that and to speed dating or whatever else just for the hell of it. I've gone to a few different kinds of meetings n shit in my area for the hell of it and occasionally met some cool people but never really bothered to invest the time to make it a more regular connection because I've already got my established social circle. I've also gone to more niche concerts at smaller venues and talked to random people in line or in the pit prior to the start of the show. Basically shoot a shotgun blast at all kinds of social events in your area and try to make a few of them a regular habit and see if you can make some new connections. Does anything come to mind?
>>34849623oh really? that's nice! :)I think you're nice too, definitely top 3
Found out I got the rarest eye coloration outside of albinism and I don't know how to feel about it since I'm male. Do women care for eye color?
>>34849649What's the color?
>>34849599Would, not even ashamed to say it.
>>34849650They're a solid mix between grey and hazel. Which causes structural coloration meaning they change color from green tint to blue to brown depending on what lighting or clothing I wear they're mirror like and it's weird
>>34849652Is that your eye or an example? Interesting.
I imagine I shall have trouble courting female girls at the nerdy interest clubs
>I'd rather be his whore than your wife.Femanon, have you ever felt this way?
>>34849654An example but mine looks 100% like that even down to the hazel flecks. Only found out about it because people always can't make their mind up if my eyes are blue or green or yellow and it turns out it depends on what the surroundings are fucking chameleon eyes I got.
>>34849570ntaI am but i was just isolated most of my life.
>>34849657There's a certain kind of "girl" at those things, they're easy picking if you keep an open mind.
>>34849662Can you elaborate on this? Reminder I emphasized FEMALE girl
>>34849608They want.
>>34847480are there women that like cum? i feel like most women think it's gross which is kinda depressing because it makes me feel gross. i'm not sure why i feel this way. sorry for asking a gross question
>>34849673I've never met a woman that liked cum for the sake of cum. I've only ever known women to enjoy cum as a directional prop. I.E. they only like cum because it's her man's cum, or they only like cum because it's a physical visual sign of a job well done like if the guys dick was a party popper his cum is the confetti that shoots out of him and the girl feels good about herself for being able to please
>>34849658No
>>34849677Would you like pussy if you just found one on the ground?
>>34849680If you are asking would I fuck just any vagina that I come across then no I have standards
>>34849682I mean if you found just a pussy on the ground divorced from an actual woman would you find it sexy?
>>34849685No it would just look like a slab of flesh and I would feel the same as I would when looking at medical anatomy pictures, I would feel nothing
i hate how much I relate to yani neko (except I relate to yani neko more because I dont smoke)
If your girlfriend/boyfriend doesn't do dress up/cosplay for you, do they really love you?
>>34849699>I relate to yani neko more because I dont smokeShe's like the most one-dimensional character ever. Her whole personality is cigarettes. How does that make sense?
>>34849704what it was meant yo say was yakuneko but it autocorrecyed
What's Absolute Wonder Woman about? I've heard it's a great staring point for people who like Diana but don't really understand how to start her runs, Absolute Batman is the great one due to Bruce being an everyman instead of a rich playboy and having this huge hulk like build and fighting SCP versions of his iconic foes it and Wonder Woman are the only ones I've heard about
>>34849706The junkie?
If your girlfriend/boyfriend needs you to do dress up/cosplay for them, do they really love you?
>>34849714yeah!
>>34849715Depends, if they want you to dress a fictional character then it's red flag. If they want you to dress as a specific social role (doctor/nurse/policeman/policewoman etc) it's harmless and is just a desire to see you in a specific outfit
>>34849713>What's Absolute Wonder Woman about?Diana was raised in Hades by Circe because's apparently the last Amazon, then she goes to Earth for some reason. She's more witchy than regular Wonder Woman. Absolute Martian Manhunter was good as well.
>>34849554I've kissed and hugged and held a girls hand before. Long time ago.
>>34849719Don't forget they also made her queer in the absolutely universe
women literally chase cock and money and flee from consequences and accountability.she'll NEVER think about you
Goddamn I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH
>>34849722are women actually like this?
>>34849723>Hello kitty Run fucking run get the fuck away from that don't look back cut all social contact block all calls close every door and bar the windows shut fucking get out of there Run RUN FUCKING RUN
>>34849724obviously
>>34849729NO I WANT HER TO RUIN ME
>>34849724Don't reply to the chadsexual cuckfetish incel.
>>34849733>I WANT HER TO RUIN MEGod Damnit... Another good man has been lost. FUCK
>>34849723I'm basic and paint my nails black
>>34849741Not him, but can you really say you've lived until you've had a bpd chick with hello kitty nails clawing your back as you rail her?
>>34849743If it's only one color, make it black.It's the sexiest.There are also nice variants of black.>>34849741I have never been good and I don't want peace.I want problems.ALWAYS
>>34849745The only reason you get to say "lived" is because it is past tense. Because you fucking DIE inside after it
>>34849721I feel like that'd be more in character for her given her whole thing is being raised in a society of women through perhaps she's really just bi
>>34849719>because'sNo.
>Draw porn as a side hustle>Usually lesbian>Keep getting requests for bl>With good pay, too>Have no idea how to draw dicksI could use a live model, but how do I do this withoutA: Attending a class where people will ask questionsB: Making a guy think I'm into him
>>34849762Just make it stylized. Share your take on dick that's so "you" that anytime anybody sees it online they'll say "I recognize that dick! It's a drawing by ____."
>>34849762>blwhat is "bl" and why do you assume everybody knows what that is
>>34849762>>34849766Is that not just a typo for "bi"?
>>34849762You could use me as a live model Or you could just look it up and follow guides online and then practice like how most people would.
>>34849767>>34849766boys love duh
>>34849770Stop expecting people to know your niche shit, it's annoying.
>>34849766>>34849767it's weirder because she uses 'lesbian' for gl/yuri but uses 'bl' for gay/yaoi and then claims she doesn't know what dicks look like
>>34849770Oh. Weird that someone would ask someone who never draws men to draw just men now.
>>34849771Its not my niche shit, I'm a lesbian. I don't know how to draw dicks because I do not look at themIts my commissioners niche shit
>>34849772Wouldn't be surprising if it was another incel false flag/LARP with whatever weird goal to achieve.>>34849774Your niche shit is drawing, autist.
Thank God AI is killing artists future hopes and dreams
>>34849772NTA, I've seen literal dozens of cocks in person and I still don't think I could draw one well. It's not about exposure, it's about specifically using something in front of you as inspiration in the moment.
>>34849777AI isn't going to replace people, it will increase their productivity. Automobiles didn't replace chauffeurs, chauffeurs utilized them to increase their productivity.
>>34849779I'd say its both. Like I can draw tits without issue because I have seen a lot of tits, but I'll still use my own as reference because they are right there and its more accurate when I doI don't have to question how tits would sit on the body if I were to lean back when I can just do so
>>34849780Artists are fucked because all I gotta do is shove their artwork gallery into a Ai model and train it to replicate their style then I replace the artist, goodbye artist
>>34849785Artists will be using those tools themselves and then modifying them to their specific wants. You can modify a prompt and try to get a specific outcome, but without skill you can't truly dictate what your outcome is exactly.
>>34849788And when they do that I will take their finished product that they made using AI with their unique prompts and I will shove that into AI and replicate their innovations.
>>34849791I'll say it once more in new wording, you can replicate their finished pieces but you don't have agency over developing new ones, you are at the mercy of prompt engineering to get a "new" outcome.If you want to edit something in an AI art generation then you can't, you just have to hope the AI will understand what you want and refine towards that end goal. An actual artist can touch up that gen to exactly what they or the client wants.
>>34849791NTABy that time you are already too late.You genuinely sound like just some guy at home who would never have paid a painter to paint anything anyway.
>>34849794You underestimate AI I can prompt it very easily to replicate whatever I want>>34849795I have paid digital artists before, $80 for one comission, SFW since I don't pay coomers.
>>34849797Sure you have. lol
>>34849797>I can prompt it very easily to replicate whatever I wantMy point is that agency over specific details is limited.If you just want porn of a Naruto character in Kishimoto's style, you can 100% do that but having complete control over the entire composition, small details, ect. is not something that is available. That is where a designers skill comes in handy because they can refine those small things after AI has done the bulk of the work.
>>34849799>ectetc
>>34849762You belong in a woodchipper
>>34849802I am said woodchipper.
>>34849762Hello, Anon :3I don't think people will actually ask questions. I guess you could look at sculptures too.
>>34849743That's hot though
>>34849762Isn't there a female nude model ITT
>>34849777Checked If you can be replaced by AI what youre doing isn't art, is a craft.
Women have you ever been asked on a date by a complete stranger? And I dont mean he chatted you up for an hour and then asked for your number, like he just straight asked you on a date.
>>34849799>small details, ect. is not something that is available. That is where a designers skill comes in handy because they can refine those small things after AI has done the bulk of the work.No it is available so long as the promoter points out the details and articulated precisely what they want to be mimicked. You can even be certain the AI will pay attention to it if you highlight the specific details visually using highlight tools.There is nothing that it cannot replicate, the worst case scenario is the replica required 5 or 10 batch generations to get it done. But if you already train the algorithm it will replicate the result every first attempt. In either case you're looking at 10-20 mins of calibrating Vs an artist who takes days or weeks on a drawing or painting
>>34849805If that's really her, I'd be so happy.
I (30) met a girl (she’s 34) at a club I recently joined. She approached me and we talked and couple times and when to a happy hour with some of the other members over a couple weeks. She looked me up on instagram and followed me one night so I messaged her and asked her out. She gives me her phone number and we text a bit and go to make plans but shes free like 10 days from now, and mixed up her weeks on her calendar. We agree on a day and she put it on her calendar. Why does that feel so weird? Like scheduling that way so far out and she’s putting it on her calendar? Is this what adult dating is?
>>34849814>Promoter Prompter*
>>34849779Whore
>>34849813Yeh, a few times. I've posted an especially cringe story of it ITT a million times.
>>34849813Yeah, happens occasionally. I don’t like it
>>34849821Did you say yes to any of them?Please make it a million+1
>>34849817She's shit testing you, common female behaviour. They always do the "Oops I can't make this date I checked my calendar and it turns out..." Blah blah blah. She is checking to see how you react to being denied and made to wait. Girls do this to check if the guy is unhinged or abusive. Don't take it personally they do it to everyone
>>34849822>>34849821Maybe you are just too incredibly fucking hot.
>>34849820No. I saw them in a professional setting.
I will probably be 28 or 29 by the time i have sex unfortunately
>>34849824Hahah she did that. She offered some days she was free and I picked one with a place and time, then she said she got her days mixed up and said she wasn’t free until another day.
>>34849826Why would you reply to that retard.
>>34849813no, nobody has ever asked me out on a date
>>34849833fat-chan...
>>34849833What if someone did just like that?
>>34849823I've said yes to a random date, but I've never had a relationship come from it. That's why I try to keep them simple.Also here's the ancient voca: https://voca.ro/17qgasP8btIs.>>34849825I think it's just they were incredibly forward.
My ex was sort of obsessed with my hands. She really liked them. Is this common in women?
>>34849834I'm not that fat :(>>34849835idk what I'd do, I'd prefer to know someone a bit before investing in a date
>>34849837>it was just JHOh...
>>34849839I thought you were the fat chasing femanon, who is actually small.
>>34849840>justYou guys know how to be mean.
>>34849842He is not the one that asked, thats me
>>34849844I am the anon she replied to though.
>>34849837Now tell the story of how you seduced your uncle and ruined his life. You said he never actually penetrated your virgin cunt, so why did you lie to everyone about him raping you? Evil piece of shit.
>>34849837Or, tell the story of how your cousin cheated on you. Tell the truth about that. You're a pathetic freak.
>rentfree incel is still hereHe must be a NEET.
How do I stop worshipping women and dominate them instead?
Women Would rather get an orgasm from a manOr His emotional attention (validation/praise/support/etc)?
>>34849857If you can't do both at the same time, I don't know what to tell you.Worship her as your personal cock sleeve.
>>34849858The latter, obviously. It's easier to receive and is part of a simpler relationship.
>>34849838Hands can be attractive, yes.
>>34849857>How do I stop worshipping women and dominate them instead?Change 'women' to 'woman'. Only focus on one woman at a time, experience the different types of individual woman, then understand that none of them are worth idealizing & none of them are worth devaluing either. They eat, shit, bleed just like us. They're not the same as us, they're clearly thinking and feeling different shit but none of what they're thinking or feeling is magical, they're not empathy fairies that fart pixie dust. Understand that most of them wear social façades when you are out in public, they always have a public persona and a private persona. The cute pageantry and politeness is mostly just an act, behind closed doors you see who they really are. Sometimes they turn out to be evil cunts, sometimes they turn out to be just OK, sometimes you get a pleasant surprise and they're even sweeter than their public image. Idealizing them blinds you to perceiving this entire dynamic I described to you that's why you gotta snap out of it.The worshipping/dominating shit is only for the bedroom. Women tend to want both styles
I want to worship>herhands...
>>34849874I want to worship her prostate
Women don't....
Or maybe that "special" lady does...
JH was never molested or raped. She's a lying freak.
>>34849889It really does seem like old guys are either overly confident or unabashedly desperate.
How would you handle an ex telling you to talk to a mutual acquaintence as they assume you are lonely because of other friends being busy but the reason is lonely because the ex made you miserable after ending things
>>34849901>he has to be confident >not THAT confident These new catches r wild
>>34849877Hi.
>>34849907If you're so confident that you're telling a patient care professional who is obligated to pull your pants down that you want to take her to dinner, that's a bit much.
>>34849838Yaoi hands are a thing.
>>34849915That seems more rude than confidentAlso my jean shorts underneath my pants would add a layer of safety
Who are /atoga/ foids' favourite pretty boys?
>>34849922I agree. Like I said, it's either misplaced confidence or they just don't care about embarrassing themselves. Either way, they're being creepy.
>>34849813It happens pretty often when I take the city bus....... I don't like taking the city busIt's easier when they just yell it at me from a different seat instead of sitting next to me>>34849902I'd be annoyed and tell them they're the reason I'm miserable
>>34849777Hitler was an artist. Do you want to crush his dreams too?
>>34849927I assumed you meant asking someone out while being older in and of itself was creepy, which worried me because I'm getting grey in my beard now.
>>34849813no, just propositions for sex.
>>34849933Oh, not necessarily. I just have tons of awkward experiences with old men feeling emboldened to make my life uncomfortable in a professional setting with their advances. It never happened with the few patients closer to my age, so I assume it's just an old person thing to do that.
Women explain yourselvesI have an uncle who is a complete asshole. Like he'll fight over the smallest shit and hes not intelligent, nor charming. But he looks good aesthetically. He just divorced his ex-wife (they had EIGHT [8] children together) and 2 of them were living with him.someone called child protective services on him so he just kicked them out and now they live with their older sister. this man has nothing positive about him except how he looks. as soon as he got divorced he started dating multiple women 20 years younger than him. and they buy him shit too, despite the fact that he's an asshole, poor, and a horrible parenthow are people like this allowed to be so productively successful? I know some of you got wet just reading my description of him
>>34849940Does he have any pets? A cute dog or cat can erase all of those negatives
>>34849942he does have a dog, a german shepherd, but he mistreats his dog as well.
>>34849943>mistreating animalsOk he deserves to be publicly executed, I have no idea what other women see in him, sorry
>>34849945thats such a reddit replyi mentioned he mistreats his own underage children and you didnt care but if theres heckin' doggo pupperino involved its suddenly a problem
>>34849939Sorry that happenedI was under the impression that it was standard practice to have 2 workers in the room when pants come offAlso surely it is just a small percentage... right?
>>34849947The kids have CPS to help them, but the animals have no one
>>34849938And what did you say?
>>34849949I was a student, I had two other therapists in there with me and one watching and recording over a camera, it didn't matter. When you work with cancer patients, it seems the culture was to let them just say whatever and laugh along as long as they didn't touch you. I'd say at least half of the men I treated below the belt made at least one joke, but I could tell the vast majority of them were decent people using humor to try to defuse their nerves. I didn't take offense to most of that sort of thing. Just the repeatedly creepy stuff.
>>34849955nothing, i ignore them and they either get bored or get very angry. then i ignore them harder.
>>34849950as if CPS is so greatyour own flesh and blood come before any animal, or at least they should
>>34849940You forget that women aren't the only creatures who can manipulate and emotionally play games. Men can do it too and when we do we can do shit like what you're Uncle can do. It's not hard to lie and fake an image to get girls biting the bait.
Another day being chad I love my life and you’re all gay lol
>>34849961>. It's not hard to lie and fake an image to get girls biting the bait.That's the thing, if this was the case Id somewhat understandbut he's so dumb he doesnt even lie to maintain a good image of himselfwhen he had sex the first time with his now ex-wife he insulted her tits
>>34849959my own kids sure, but I care more about hypothetical animals than somebody else's kids
>>34849958This is why I'm against public transportation and "walkable cities"
>>34849940>>34849961Also that "someone" who called CPS was most likely ex-wife. She most likely did that when she found out he went after a younger woman to replace her. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned my niggaIt's not uncommon, I know a guy whose parents divorced when he was a kid and on his birthday he got an angry call from his dad screaming at him for nothing and scared the shit out of him his dad accused him of writing an email of hate and cuss words to him and the thing is he never did. It was a mystery! Except years later turned out his own mom wrote the email using her son's account to make ex hubby feel like shit. My point is don't get involved and stop caring dysfunctional marriages that end in divorce are trainwrecks
>>34849968instead of giving up on transportation, what if men just behaved better?
>>34849965Good liars show off their lying skills, the best liars pretend to be bad liars
>>34849973Too hard. Just cut the funding and blame women.
>>34849974youre just going to have to believe me that hes a bad liar. hes literally to dumb to lie and pretend to make himself look good. this is the type of man who goes on a date with a woman and insults her looks because thats just what came to his mind. hes also impulsive and frequently starts fightsit wouldnt take a genius to figure out that the guy is a lunatic. yet many women fall for him
>>34849973How about stop being against or voting against harsh punishment against offenders? Maybe stop faking empathy for minorities that you know are making transportation unsafe immigrants or otherwise? Maybe if women reigned in their socially posturing virtue signalling shit the men could get shit done to make the streets safe by force
>>34849978Because he picks his targets, insecure women with vanity issues and he negs them which is when you insult a woman's appearance or imply not being a fan of a particular part of her so she sticks to you like glue to prove a point to herself oldest trick in the book
>>34849980>women are the only thing stopping me from becoming batman and cleaning up this city!lmao
>>34849973That's a good idea too, but since we cant mind control them, and since the people that run the city decided to defund the cops and sue them for arresting violent mongs, my only logical move is to be against public transport
>>34849980Knowledge is making streets safer for everyone, wisdom is staying at home and having a family
>>34849978I mean, odds are he doesn't treat you like he treats women. Most predators have a hidden side they don't let family see.
34849964You're indian
>>34849982You're right that was dumb. Men should just do it anyway I propose we take away their votes even if they cry and say nooooo
>>34849984Yeah and family still has to make commutes. Your wife or daughter still has to navigate those streets and you won't be around to protect 24/7. Your children pay the price of the socially weak who refuse to act
>>34849988This nigga still thinks their vote counts lmao
>>34849988honestly i wouldn't be against it. it's stressful to be expected to vote and know stuff about candidates
>>34849992My fiance and I both drive cars, we live in a mid-to-upper class suburb and have absolutely no reason to travel to the city
>>34849993Man & his symbols Women & her pitbullsWomen will always have misguided empathy for the same people who want to destroy them and their votes reflect that. Unless the government deliberately trashes them in the garbage
Men, do you find Valerie Tellos attractive
>>34850003not at allher face is a 4
>>34849994Its pretty ez.The box with the R fucks poor people by cutting their programs and cutting taxes on business, but they at least stop crimeThe box with tye D also fucks the poor, but by importing criminals who drive down wages and drive home and rent prices up
>>34850003Not bad, not great, why
>>34850001Women aren’t so bad, try living with one
>>34850003If her personality is sweet: 8.5/10 (lovely)if her personality is "modern woman": 0/10 (tacky)modern women are a monolith, so
>>34850003She's not UNattractive...
>>34850011I know they're not so bad I don't hate women I know how they are privately but as a public voting force they suck. All you need to do to win a female vote is make the political candidate a handsome silver fox family man and make him say emotionally provoking heart string pulling shit and you win the female vote
>>34850005>Her face is a 4Is it just because she dosen’t wear makeup?How does she compare to Sarah Monpetit?Show me a 10
>>34850003Those moles are in very unfortunate spots, but I would say she is pretty.Need to see hands for final verdict though.
>>34850017>Monpetit>is petiteThe sex jokes practically write themselves.
>>34850017NTA but she's better than the first. Better lips, better hair, might prefer her brows too although between these two photos the first might have nicer eyes. I wouldn't go so far as to call any woman a ten but in terms of attractive celebrities young Penelope Cruz comes to mind, also Lily Collins in some photos
>>34850016Women don’t actually care about politics as much as you think
Women, what was you hoe phase like?
>>34850022I know which is why if you marry a woman and she respects you, as a man you got two votes kek. You vote for something she votes what you're voting because you make the decisions. But this lack of caring is why it begs the question whose bright idea was it to let them vote?
>>34850022Men don't either. It's a very online obsession.
>>34850003Yes
>>34850025>whose bright idea was it to let them vote?Jews>>34850027Men should care about local policies anything outside of your immediate area of survival is not important
>>34850024Kissing my best friend in bars for male attention.
>tfw Ill never be the abuse Chad I dreamt off being since I was a child because Im simply too ugly
>>348500241423
>>34849741What makes you think he was good?
>>34850032doesn't that attract the wrong kind of attention though? or did you go "teehee, we're not actually lez, can we share your dick?"
>>34849743Is this more or less basic than not painting your nails at all?
>>34849940They can fix him obviously lol.
>>34850032Did you get it?Sounds like not the most interesting type of male attention to get though.
>>34850024I showed my ankles in public and masturbated a lot
>>34850032Who's idea was it? Did you use tongue? Why didn't you two have sex?
>>34850033You're in luck because female attraction has nothing to do with appearance and has everything to do with "aura", social status, and opportunity cost. Welcome to the sigma timeline.
>>34850036I was in it for the compliments and drinks. She was in it for the dick.>>34850039I did. In retrospect, it sucked and shouldn't have meant much. I just had different standards for what made me feel appreciated back then. If I hadn't been scared off the internet a bit before that time in my life, I probably would've been a camwhore or something instead.
>>34850043have you ever interacted with a woman in your life?
>>34850044>I probably would've been a camwhore or something instead.Never too late to start
>>34850042Mine. Yes. And we were "straight" at the time. I've come to terms with being bi, but she still insists she was just barsexual.
>>34850045Women fight over me semi-often. I'm also popular and charismatic.
>>34850045Pretty sure whatever women say they're attracted to correlates with that
>>34850048What's better? Dick or pussy?
>>34850047You're not wrong. But I think I'll end up pivoting to just picture/video sharing groups instead of monetizing and all that.
>>34850053Dick. It's not even close. Women are better kissers, though.
>>34850054I mean if you want to do it for free, be my guest.>sharing groupsThis I don't get though, like on a discord server for yourself or what?
>>34850003Never seen her before until just now, but yes. Very pretty face and eyes, pretty hair. Looks like she’s in good shape.
Had a dream last night that I hit a German shepherd the size of a horse with my car.
Foid, tie my tie. Daddy's got an important meeting today.
>>34850003No
>>34850003>female gaze
>>34850058I don't want to do sexual things for money. I like what I like and don't want to cross those wires any more than they already are.>This I don't get thoughI honestly don't understand it well either. I'm just learning about the whole thing recently. It seems like just a thing where couples share stuff and use ways to stop it from being saved or something. Idk, I'm still very on the fence about it.
>>34850044if kissing your friends gets you free drinks, maybe I should start doing it too....I have several pretty friends, but I've never thought of who I'd want to kiss. maybe I should just ask them? no homo ofc
>>34850017>Is it just because she dosen’t wear makeup?She’s clearly wearing makeup in that photo
>>34850062I can only tie a tie on myself, so I'd have to get behind you and tie it with my arms around you and chest pressed against your back. Is that ok?
>>34850074I haven't gone barhopping in a decade. Idk what the culture around that sort of shit is now. I did get lots of free drinks, though. I got offered drugs, too, but obviously we stayed out of that shit.
>>34850075I was talking about another woman
>>34850072>stop it from being saved or something.Yeah no that is impossible.You're JH?
>>34850078This one, right? >>34850003She’s wearing makeup
>>34850081How is it impossible? I mean I understand that people can take pictures of a screen or something, but that seems so stupid that nobody would bother.
Are you sliding pucci tonight?
>>34850076(sigh) I guess that'd be alright, but make it quick, I'm in a hurry.
>>34850082I thought she was just wearing lotion
>>34850083>that seems so stupid that nobody would bother.Is this your first time talking about sex online?Because gooners will do anything.
>>34850088Looks like she’s wearing a full face of makeup. Look at the color of her lips, the skin around her eyes and the texture of her face.
>>34850088>wearing lotion
>>34850094That special lotion that women wear on their faces that makes them look prettier lol
>>34850094
>>34850090The people we'd be engaging with aren't just random internet people, I assume.
>>34850096Mhm...
>>34850098So I take it you are JH, since you refuse to answer.
Everyone at the hospital keeps staring at me
>>34850102What’s brought you to the hospital anon?
>>34850102Maybe stop wearing buzz-lightyear themed lingerie and sombreros in public
>>34850105Visiting a relative, he just had surgery
>>34850100Wouldn't that discolor more over time?>>34850101Yes, I don't think it matters for this conversation, though.
>>34850108Hope he’s well. I always hate visiting people at the hospital; not a fun place to be.
>>34850100Drink some water, bro. That don't look healthy.
>>34850109>I don't think it matters for this conversationIt matters to me, because if it was any other femanon, I would be more interested in talking about it.
>>34850107What an oddly specific thing to say....
The nonverbal guy I take care of is flipping through all of his most annoying vocalizations this morning and it’s making me want to kill myself.We’ve got:>the creaky door>bleating like a goat>trumpeting like an elephant>YAY! out of nowhereKill me
>>34850110Yeah, not fun, there's a palpable sadness in the air
>>34850118>The nonverbal guy I take care ofThe who now?
>>34850118YAY :D
>>34850121I’m my brother’s caregiver. He has profound autism and can’t take care of himself.
>>34850122It’s pretty funny most days but oh my god. I don’t need that shit right in my ear dude.
>>34850124Sounds cumbersome.Is this like a full day thing every day of the week? Your actual job?>>34850118>>YAY! out of nowhereDoes he also go BING BING WAHOO?
>>34850113I'm sorry I'm so boring.
>>34850109I don’t think you should post nudes online. Aren’t you about to have a kid?
>>34850129That's not it, talking with you just never leads to anything.
>>34849964Where's your multicolored gf
Tfw when no green hair gf
Yall talmbout sum bullshit fr
>>34850128>Is this like a full day thing every day of the week? Your actual job?Just weekdays but yeah, this is my full time job.My mom finally made her mind up on what she’s going to do with him once she passes (she initially refused to let him live anywhere but with family), so I don’t feel like I have the sword of Damocles hanging over me anymore and actually feel comfortable focusing on my own career now.I’m leaving this job soon and hope to find work as a paraprofessional. Failing that, I’ll work with the elderly and/or disabled.
>>34850136Please speak english
>>34850062*stuffs my panties in >his mouth and ties it too tight*
>>34850128>Does he also go BING BING WAHOO?Nah, I’m the Mario Bros. retard in the family lol. He doesn’t have the mental faculties to play any video game. Turns 30 soon and watches Barney and SpongeBob all day every day.
>>34850142Barney was scary to me as a child
Has anyone here ever used fetlife before? Is it really just old fat people?
>>34850143Very reasonable. It’s got to be one of the worst kid’s shows from that timeHe watches this episode shot in the 2010s a lot where Barney is introducing the kids to mariachis and shit for whatever reason, and he says this thing to them that has stuck with me for how fucking dumb it is:>A fiesta is a special kind of party they throw in Mexico! :)
>>34850130That's a reasonable opinion to have. I don't want to argue for or against that sort of thing, but I think it's something that could be interesting in a tight context. That's why I'm still exploring the idea.>>34850131What do you expect a conversation like this to lead to?
Women, cunnilingus or fellatio?
I need a retard boyfriend
>>34850146>That's why I'm still exploring the idea.I think you would be wise to assume that anything you post online will eventually be found by your children or their friends.
moids, how big is your penis?
>>34850142So, is it your job?Do you play Mario in front of him, put the volume on 11 and he is mesmerized?
>>348501546.5” long, about 5” around. Who’s asking?
>>34850150Then my nudes from when I was a teenager are already going to be found. At least pictures I could take now wouldn't include the awful 4chan shit in it.
>>348501547in with a slight upward curve.Impartially, it is one of my best features. Unfortunately, I don't talk to people so no woman has seen it nor gotten use out of it.
>>34850154Small stop asking pls
>>34850138Nevermind, I missed this reply.Do they pay you?I know family is important and stuff, but you're essentially considered "jobless" on any CV, unless this is an official caretaker job.
>>348501547" length, 5.5" girth. About 1.85x the average.
>>34850147I get off harder from sucking dick and touching myself than I do from getting eaten out.
>of course the attention whoring tripshit appears out of nowhere to answer the question he asked himself>>34850154You're a man and don't need to know my cock size.
>>34850164Fancy that, I prefer being sucked off rather than sucking off. We might just be made for each other!
>>34850155Nah, he’s a control freak. He flips out if he’s not allowed to constantly pause, rewind, fast-forward and channel surf, so he has an iPad and wears headphones most of the time. He’ll spend hours watching the same two minutes of something over and over.My job is to feed him, help him do anything that requires finer motor skills than tapping icons on a tablet, keep him from hurting himself during seizures and clean up after his accidents.
>>34850157>Who’s asking?Your mom and I know you're lying son
>>34850145I had no idea they made new barney episodes!Also barney's big mouth is what made him creepy to me
>>34850166If all that mattered on life was who liked to give and who liked to receive, the world would be so much more convenient.
>>34850162Yeah, I work for a state-funded agency. I was just working for my mom for the first couple of years, but it wasn’t under the table. I was a contractor.
>>34850149Sorry im someone else's retard
>>34850144Not sure, I'll let you know if I ever go on it seriously.
>>34850168You’re not my mom + I’m not lying or embellishing whatsoever
>>348501546.9 :3
>>34850170We can make our little world that simple
>>34850158… is your throuple encouraging you to do this? This is a terrible idea and I’m sure you know it is on some level
>>34850178>You’re not my momProve it
>>34850169Everything about him is creepy! Dopey voice, demands my love, could eat me whole… spookyThey added another dinosaur kid at some point that sounds like he smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. It’s like the show has three Scrappy-Doos
>>34850184My mom is too much of a neoliberal to use 4chan. She used to post on SA but left when they deleted the politics shitposting subforum
>>34850167>>34850172Good to hear it's official.Do you still like talk to him normally, he knows you're his sister or is he too far away for any of that?>Nah, he’s a control freak.Very autism-maxxed.What do you do during downtimes, read books?
>>34850193Okay I admit I'm not your mom. But your dick is still small.
JH isn't aware of r/nofans apparently
>>34850188Thats true he is just very creepy in general
>>34850182This is all on me, though it's obviously not something I could ever do without them being involved. I'd like to vent more about the topic, but I feel like nobody actually cares. People here aren't interested in answering questions or sharing evaluations of plans of such a niche, cringe situation they have no experience in.
>>34850198Explain.
>>34850195I’m his older brother. He’s usually very far away mentally, but he appreciates the company of a familiar face.He’s uh not a very good conversationalist to put it mildly lol. He’ll walk away as soon as he gets bored. He’ll stand directly between two other people having a conversation near him. He also usually breaks out into laughter when he sees more than two people talking. Very funny and stimulating, apparently.I dole out a lot of high fives and play peekaboo with him.During downtime, I post here, read, draw, write, play games and chip away at my online schooling. Hoping to have a BA in education wrapped up next year.
So thanks to this crazy killer kid strangler woman in the news my wife is reading a bunch of 4chan greentexts and infographics on twitter and has realized that I didn't let her be alone with our kids after giving birth, which she previously thought was just me being attentive but now she's starting to realize I just read all the SIDS reality posts years before we had kids. My question is, how do I convince her I was just being attentive and having my sister, mom, and aunt with her all the time because I just wanted her comfortable and not because I worried she'd sperg out and kill the kids from PPD? Which for the record was absolutely my concern.
>>34850144Yes. its all kind of people there. However, the gender ratio years ago was 60:1, it’s probably way worse now. And almost every woman is already taken. There are meetups, but it’s usually the same group and have little to no interest in outsiders, unless you are a woman of course. It’s riddled with guys that don’t understand the difference between a dom and violent abuse. And sure, lots of old fat people.
>>34850204>Dedicated to real women - real online exhibitionism. The premier location for female nude posting with NO sellers, NO advertising and NO OnlyFans.I assume anyways you're wanting some kind of audience and not just throwing them into the wind
>>34850207I think you should just be honest with your wife. Crazy idea
>>34850202I mean I am but ngl I will be stroking it
>>34850207You need to delete her social media pronto
>>34850202Are you still seeing your therapist? This sounds like something to talk about with them.I can only reiterate that I think this is a bad idea. It would have been harder for kids to find your nudes twenty years ago, but everything we do online is so much easier to track nowadays.We’re probably going to need accounts to post on this website by 2030, assuming they don’t just shutter it.
>>34850202Sounds neat to me. Though do keep in mind that once stuff is on the internet, it's never coming down.
>>34850212It's complicated. Which is why I'm obviously not doing anything more until I know what I want and what we can do within reasonable boundaries.>>34850214Nothing sexy has been discussed at all.
I will continue to headbutt anon until he’s awake
>>34850213Look, I love my wife and frankly all mammals have a natural instinct to kill or eat their children if the mother reaches a certain stress point, from hamsters to dogs all the way up to chimps. I don't hold that against women like some men do, women are not meant to take care of a newborn by themselves. That said, I don't want my wife knowing I think of her in those terms. >>34850215Actually made her quit facebook about a year after we married because she was getting delusional about how often working adults have parties and go on vacations. Social media is to women what alcoholism is to men.
>>34850207Just own up to it, it's one of those things that unmarried childless people don't understand. I am not sure how many couples have the post-partum depression/psychosis talk but my wife and I did long before baby was delivered and the agreement was I take full control of her well-being and make all the medical and psychological decisions in her behalf if she were to develop it. Your wife isn't dumb and she would have known all about the possibility before this retard Clancy shit came up.The uncomfortable truth people don't wanna admit is just like every other mammal, mothers sometimes kill their kids out of hysteria and post partum mind fucks. Same as how pigs or dogs or cat will sometimes kill their own litter
>>34850222>Social media is to women what alcoholism is to menNeed me a social media gf who puts up with my flaw
>>34850217No, I'm not.And yeh, I get it. I thought that internet technology might've advanced far enough that internet privacy, at least between normal people, should've been improved like crazy. But idk.>>34850219>it's never coming downThe internet forgets eventually. Or at least it used to. Maybe now with AI and shit like that it'd be impossible to ever keep private once it touches a computer.
Are there any anons who have taken antipsychotics and have had sexual dysfunction as a side effect?
>>34850222>That said, I don't want my wife knowing I think of her in those terms.Just don’t frame it as anything other than being afraid of what could happen if she developed PPD.She may be insulted initially, but I’m sure the woman you married will understand that you did that for her own good and the good of your child.
>>34850226>The internet forgets eventually. Or at least it used to.Nah, I'm sure the stuff you posted ages ago is still saved on computers somewhere. Might even get shared around sometimes. You just took them anonymously enough that they've got no way to connect them to you, fortunately.
>>34850226>I thought that internet technology might've advanced far enough that internet privacy, at least between normal people, should've been improved like crazy.Unless you’re going to encrypt your nudes, people will be able to find them.Any of the places with the audiences sizes you want to expose yourself in front of are well-known and popular enough that someone is constantly scraping them for data.
>>3485022790-95% of /r9k/
>>34850231>>34850233That sucks.
>>34850226>I thought that internet technology might've advanced far enough that internet privacy, at least between normal people, should've been improved like crazy. But idkWhat would lead you to this conclusion? Advanced tech would naturally lead to the direct opposite of this.
>>34850235If I can tease you a little… is having a boyfriend AND a girlfriend that can look AND touch seriously not enough?
>>34850224I suppose that's probably the play.>>34850228We've had three, frankly I did also want her comfortable because I've seen some very shitty dads in my time and I wanted my wife breastfeeding and relaxing while watching TV and not trying to cook and clean and all that. The PPD thing was definitely a major consideration but the way to stop a woman from getting like that is imo basically just to spoil her.
>>34850227A doctor told me they dont stop you from getting a boner just from finishing... I don't believe it
>>34850235Yeah it sucks. And get this, thanks to AI facial image recognition anyone can now sample an innocent social media profile picture and the AI can instantly find images that have that face in them, including from any nudes posted archived away on old internet forums. Even if it's been 5 years, 10 years, won't matter because now AI does the hunting in seconds.
>>34850219I've posted my tits on soc many times and it never harmed me irl
>>34850240I think you’re worry a bit too much that she’s going to take it the wrong way. I think you collected your thoughts pretty well in this reply and could probably just tell her what you said in it word for word.
>>34850242I'm able to finish, but I'm unable to get aroused. It's as if I am an asexual person, or as if I lost my attraction to women.
>>34850244It's not necessarily about being harmed IRL. Just that it's going to be on the internet forever, even if one winds up regretting it.
All I'm saying is if everyone had to walk around naked people would take better care of their bodies.
>>34850235Were you always this dumb?
>>34850235I call it a rule of reversal: If you can't find someone else's easily, they can't find yours easily. Those who can, don't want them, it's likely in a pile of raw data that will mostly be discarded for whatever they were looking for.
>>34850250She posted sharpie in pooper on 4chan while underage. Yes
>>34850248If that was the case, people at beaches (especially nude ones) wouldn't have the typical weights.
>>34850256The majority of people aren't showing themselves off at beaches if they don't have anything to show off, the ones who do are those who likely wouldn't mind showing themselves off either way.It is also probably more mentally less strenuous to do it around strangers you know you will never see again compared to your coworkers, neighbors, etc.
>>34850236I was optimistic that the crazies on the internet would be chased into holes so the normally accessible stuff would be filled with more reasonable people. Like even 4chan is more sterile than it was when I was in highschool.>>34850239I don't want to sound ungrateful, but being in a relationship where I'm regularly being made so happy has highlighted the specific aspects of the whole internet attention thing I've always liked. It's for reasons separate from the aspects I want and love of my relationship, and I acknowledge it's much less important, fulfilling, and consequential than what I already have. I think I'm just greedy and impatient, so if it's there's no reasonable way to tackle things then I obviously won't pursue it.Idk if it's worth going on about.
>>34850240>The PPD thing was definitely a major consideration but the way to stop a woman from getting like that is imo basically just to spoil her.Yeah more or less. A woman will still get PPD but if you go into father/husband overdrive and work your ass to the bone and suppress all of your anger and frustration and just go full caregiver mode, the woman can survive the Post partum depression or psychosis. But it means staying strong as iron for her non stop for three months straight. All the while the wife is sobbing and crying while the baby is screaming and crying at the same time. And the woman will say ominous shit like telling you she has urges to end herself or kill the baby, and she panics and goes full identity crisis mode.. shits brutal. What helped my wife was I just outright normalized it and told her to say what she wants to say no matter how fucked up it was and reminded her she doesn't want to die or the baby to die she wants the stress to die and the pressure to die and she calmed down significantly once she stopped feeling like a monster to herself when I allowed her to say what she felt without freaking out. I think the biggest fuck up a new father can make is freaking out when the woman says crazy shit during the huge hormonal crash. More men need to know that the woman is to be considered as rational as a drunkard for 12 weeks after delivery until the hormones stabilize
>>34850243But normal people can't access that, I assume.>>34850250I guess so.
>>34850254It's amazing she's able to hold a job at the lab or drive.
>>34850260>I think I'm just greedy and impatientYeah, those were always at the core of your neuroticism.
>>34850260I think you have an unhealthy desire for attention that won’t be sated by exposing yourself on the internet. I also suspect you may be confusing a desire for socialization with a desire for attention and feel that nudes are the only way you can get attention.I think it would be so much healthier for you to spend time with friends in order to get the attention you feel you can’t get from your romantic relationships.
>>34850260>if it's there's no reasonable way to tackle thingsIt may not be safe to do on the internet if you've a mind for privacy, but you could always try in-person kink events for an audience. Or just meet up with other couples who are interested.
>>34850243What a time to be a coomer
>>34850246You must be mad productive.
What can one do.. had a positive sexual experience with a girl that pussy was magical but I don't really like her. Like I'm genuinely only hanging with her because the pussy is banging
>>34850263>But normal people can't access that, I assume.Consider that the two youngest generations alive today have never known a world without high-speed internet.The average person is much more internet-literate and spends much more time online than they were even ten years ago.
>>34850143Yep. My object permanence wasn't really developed as a kid so I think I liked barney being small and in the television. Then my mom brought me to the mall to see him and it was like...
>>34850263>But normal people can't access that, I assumeThey can. But most normal people don't know about it or don't even care. You would have to be targeted by a stalker or weirdo and that person would need to suspect or guess you got nudes somewhere and then go dig for it. You can use the AI tool to your benefit though. You can use it to find where your images are on the internet and then make the appropriate legal actions to get them off. Which makes your job at covering your tracks easier
>>34850275Silent hill 2 if it was good
>>34850244When's the last time you did it? Do you regret it?
>>34850244prove it
>>34850264Eh, not really. Multiple intelligences and whatnotI think the horny just overpowers this woman’s reason more often than not
>>34850244When I post cock, something inside me dies a little bit, its worse when gay dudes start complimenting me and shipping me with other anons...
>>34850244How do I look for them?
>>34850285And this right here is why I’ve never posted cock.
>>34850285Yeah faggots have that weird ability to mentally molest your inner child it's spooky
>>34850281>When's the last time you did it? Probably a month ago>Do you regret it?No
I wanna trace my fingers down the line in her back
>>34850262I don't think that, from an evolutionary standpoint, the mother and father are supposed to be the sole caretakers of a newborn. This is basically something that we only did from like 1970 until now and we're just getting worse at it, literally everything the boomer generation did was god awful but that's a whole other topic.
>>34850289They’re so rapey man
>>34850213>>34850215>>34850224Guise it's not real
>>34850278Somebody should make a stealth dinosaur game
>>34850278Tbf a T-Rex would be scarier than Pyramid Head.
>>34850285I wish I had a cock that fags would compliment
>>34850291Post cock or shut the fuck up
>>34850290That is mad fucked up. Why are you even still here?
>>34850301What would you do if this wish was granted anon
>>34850307Nothing other than I'd stop feeling bad about having a small penis
texted everyday for 2 weeks with this bitch and 2 days before were supposed to meet she stops responding
>>34850314Her loss, your only play now is to not say anything in case she responds after not getting you double/triple texting
>>34850283>I think the horny just overpowers this woman’s reason more often than notOne anon talked about a demon entering her because of her past. Lust is a sin in the Bible for a reason. It's definitely not normal for a female to masturbate to the point where her pussy is completely numb.
Men, how would you feel if your gf/wife cheated on you with another woman?
>>34850317Either we bring her into the harem or we're done
>>34850290>Probably a month agoDid you get the reaction you wanted? Did it satisfy your desire to be seen?
>>34850293Nah I think every father/mother couple has a shit time with it, it's normal. It's supposed to be traumatic and ugly that's the part that solidifies the bond with the newborn, it knocks the man and woman into a survival mode like state and you quite literally trauma bond with that baby so hard that you almost make your identity and the babies one and the same, it promotes prompt and swift caregiving and baby benefits. The reason why we have the myth of a tranquil childbirth and post natal experience is because of marketing in the 60s and 70s. When TV became accessible, baby formula companies and baby accessory companies crafted a fantasy image that if a woman plays her cards right she too can look like the fake happy families shown on the advertisements lolAnd modern social media has made it x100 worse. Because new moms just lost images or videos of the 10 minutes of peace but reality is their entire day is chaos and stress. The women lie they are doing fine to others but reality begs to differ.Funny story I got to stay a few nights at the the pregnancy wards normally women only but they made the exception because I refused to leave my wife's side. I could hear all those women vomit and sob and cry and wail in fear or discomfort , just constant puking and bellyaching lolThese same women will take a selfie the days after and pretend it never happened. Women are their own worst enemy sometimes. They know they have this pressure to be perfect mom, but it's a collective hysteria created by other women to haunt other women.
>>34850317I would break up with her or divorce her. There’s no reconciling cheating in my eyes.
>>34850317She could've asked me for permission in advance and I probably would've been fine with it as long as she's bi and not a full blown lesbian. Would be down for a threesome too. Obviously it'd be different it was another guy
>>34850314You’ve dodged a bullet. Do your best to not text her again.
>>34850319>>34850326>haremDelusional
>>34850317The laws of nature dictate that I should then have sex with that same woman to equalize the relationship. Unless she's fat or ugly.
>>34850328It's her choice
FEMALE ANON EINSPRITZEN
>>348501544.5 inches. Straight, gets very erect/hard, cut, and I cum often. I think its perfect for dick sucking.
>>34850328Its literally what JH has done. Not saying it's a common thing but it's not impossible either >>348501547.5-8 in depending on how hard I am
>>34850317Once a cheater, always a cheater.There are things that hurt somebody in ways that are inexcusable, even if they might have mental issues.
>Nearly every guy in here is in the top 1% of dick lengthYeah I don't believe you
>>34850317I would start looking for a sidechick myself, and eventually leave
>>34850317Be upset, I specifically told her that only big black men were acceptable.
This girl Im meeting next week asked if I have a sweet toothI kinda dont but I want to see what she has to saywat do bros??
>>34850343Do you really want to see it that badly?
>>34850346>Not really lol why do you ask? Do you bake?
>>34850346"Maybe, what did you have in mind?"
I think it really sad but also kind of funny that women being whores for women's empowerment has basically undermined the value of women on a country wide scale. Its hard to convince men to commit to a long term relationship if they believe there's no social or societal pressure on the woman to maintain the relationship. She has all the support and reasoning she needs to abandon the relationship as soon as it stops benefiting her. The sexual and social freedom of women has created a dynamic where men and women have no pressure or reasoning to be faithful and to maintain honor within a relationship.How do you have faith in marriage and commitment when its dragged through the mud by the world around you?
>the longer i date a woman the physically uglier she becomeswhy is this
>>34850351That's abysmal.
>>34850353I try to remember that real life is a lot different from what we see online.
>>34850267I think your train of thought makes sense.>>34850268It's so ironic that the safer option is probably doing things in-person.>>34850277>You would have to be targeted by a stalker or weirdo and that person would need to suspect or guess you got nudes somewhere and then go dig for itIt feels like I already am, but the fact that pics haven't popped up ITT from back then means those must at least be safely unfindable.
>>34850348Moids b lyin
>>34850353Think of the contrary, do you want the alternative where a woman says "I am only depending on you, I don't choose to love you, you're just my meal ticket."? If a woman has to be pressured into being with you she doesn't actually love you it ain't a tenable foundation for a relationship to stand on. The women who whore themselves out, let them do it. Because it makes your job at finding a decent woman easier if you have self respect. The whores can rot and die of STIs for all I care, they made their bed they can die in it.
WomenDo you like it fast or slow?
>>34850357>It's so ironic that the safer option is probably doing things in-person.That’s the world we live in now. Interesting timesI wanted so badly to escape from offline when I was younger, but now all the insane shit is online, and offline is downright tranquil and refreshing by comparison.
>>34850354Classical neglect. You don't take her on dates so she can look pretty. She doesn't get to go out to the gym, nail/salon. Etc
>>34850358I don’t b. vツv I was the first reply.
>>34850356Its not just online though, its media as well. I mean you can argue that media is "fake" but what media is consumed informs the truth of how people perceive reality. If you constantly have TV shows where people cheat, break up and get together constantly, etc then it normalizes that sort of behavior.Also hook up culture is real, women are sleeping around a lot. Marriages and divorces are common enough that when you hear someone is divorced its barely even a stain on their reputation or character anymore.>>34850359I guess that's true to some extent but the logic doesn't really hold up if you examine it further. If you applied the same standard to society for example you'd say something like "do you really want citizens who obey the law just because they don't want to get in trouble? They don't actually believe in the rule of law or the betterment of society, they just see the consequences."At some level human nature function on both the carrot and the stick. Having consequences doesn't remove integrity fundamentally, its just a lever that shapes decision making and character and maybe for some people that consequence is enough to build a stronger marriage where real commitment is allowed to grow.Plus there's real consequence already for other people in the world when marriages fail. I do think sometimes its better for unhappy people to remain married and committed for the sake of their family and the people around them. Being unhappy isn't a long term guarantee either. I expect every marriage to have periods where "love" melts away a bit. The commitment and loyalty matters a lot.
>>34850371>If you applied the same standard to society for example you'd say something like "do you really want citizens who obey the law just because they don't want to get in trouble? They don't actually believe in the rule of law or the betterment of society, they just see the consequences."I'm a cold bastard if I could flip a switch to wipe them from existence in a way that means they just disappear from time and space as if they weren't born I'd be tempted to flip the switch. People who follow legality over morality quickly become the enemy if the law permits them to commit evil.
>>34850323>Did it satisfy your desire to be seen?Yes
>>34850327>>34850315she just replied lolmaybe she forgot or something
>>34850371> It’s not just online though, it’s media as well. I mean you can argue that media is "fake"And I do.>but what media is consumed informs the truth of how people perceive reality. If you constantly have TV shows where people cheat, break up and get together constantly, etc then it normalizes that sort of behavior.So I’m supposed to just throw up my hands and give up looking for women who aren’t brainwashed? I don’t think there’s any sense in doing that.I’m not brainwashed, and I’m a decidedly average man. I’ve met plenty of other level-headed men and women who don’t take the media’s word as the gospel.>Also hook up culture is real, women are sleeping around a lot.How does that negatively affect me? Just makes it easier for me to narrow down who I actually want to date.Also, why is the onus solely on women?
starting to think I do something subconsciously to repel ugly girlswhenever I have a date with an ugly girl they end earlyeven though I talk about the same things as with the pretty women, and i smile etc just as much at least I think I do
>>34850381They can tell you think they’re ugly, anon. Would you want to be with a woman who thought you were ugly?
>>34850380If you're just talking about on an individual scale and your own personal life then I agree you have nothing to worry about. You can just filter people by having good character and surrounding yourself with people of good character. You can find a good loyal wife.I'm more just talking about what I see regularly and I think something should be done about the decay of society.
>>34850382Are ugly girls able to read minds? >Would you want to be with a woman who thought you were ugly?if she puts out, sure why not
Being 30 and single is weird. I just left a relationship last fall that I thought would be the one. I’ve been doing fine but I also worry that I might not find someone. Or that I’ll be way older when it finally happens. It makes me sad because I’ve already been through so much in life and I’m just tired. Imagining being single for the next 5-10 years just bums me out, but feels very possible. Does anyone else feel this way? How do you combat it?
>>34850383>I'm more just talking about what I see regularly and I think something should be done about the decay of society.The way that we stop the decay is by not giving into despondency and seeing the value that our individual contributions to society have.It won’t happen overnight or even in our lifetimes, but it won’t happen at all if we don’t do what we reasonably can to be good to ourselves and our neighbors.Propagandists own the media and want you to be miserable and complacent.
>>34850385just lie and say youre 27 on dating appsthats what I dowomen change a lot from 29 to 30
>>34850384>Are ugly girls able to read minds?No, but they can read social cues if they don’t have autism, and they can see your contempt for them (and yourself, apparently) written on your face.Did any of the hot girls actually commit to you, or did you just fuck?
>>34850387lol I mean I don’t want to lie about my age really and I don’t see it as a problem. It’s just hard to find decent people on dating apps
>>34850388I had an ONS and a fling with the hotter onesBut most just flake after awhile How can I be more successful with the less attractive ones? I try hard to treat them the same.
>>34850385Real question here for 30 year old women and I guess men as well.How bad of an idea is it to marry a 30 year old woman if you want a family? I'll be like 36 when I'm seriously looking.
>>34850385I’m 31 and single. I’ve been single for a long time, since I was 24.I cope with it by believing that it’s gonna happen when it’s supposed to and that there’s no sense in settling with a woman I don’t actually want, purely out of desperation.I’m pretty sure I’ll meet her before I’m 35 but won’t despair if I don’t.
>>34850377That's good anon, I'm glad you had a good time, just be safe out there
>>34850391Don’t bother going on dates with women you aren’t attracted to, stupid. What are you even doing lol?You’re trying to force chemistry where there isn’t any. It also sounds like you’ve convinced yourself that uglier girls should be grateful to be with a guy who’s gotten laid a few times.
>>34850392Really hate this meme where apparently any woman above 30 is guaranteed to have a retard baby
>>34850392M>How bad of an idea is it to marry a 30 year old woman if you want a family?Not a bad idea at all. I might worry a bit more about a woman over 35. Frankly, your sperm quality at 36 will be the bigger issue, and even then, you would likely still have a healthy child.>I'll be like 36 when I'm seriously looking.Why?
>>34850362Hard and slow. I want to feel him slam into me with all his weight. I want him to knock the air out of my lungs everytime he collapses onto me.
>>34850385I'm a 31 year old guyI've never even been in a dateIdk when exactly it was over but I never felt like i actually ever had a chance
>>34850397What really bums me out is how many women believe it. So many women over 25 just settle for dudes because they feel like they need to get pregnant asap
>>34850392My mom had me at 35 and my brother at 37, we turned out fine
>>34850400>I'm a 31 year old guy>I've never even been in a dateWhat the fuck? Are you just trolling? What about the girls who asked you out?
>>34850398>Why?I'm like a month into 34 right now and it will take about a year to actually get fit and lean. I'm not trying to wait until everything is perfect but I do want to present the type of man I think should commit to marriage and that will take time to build.
>>34850404I don’t think you’ll ever have to worry about that boss
>>34850392>How bad of an idea is it to marry a 30 year old woman if you want a family? I'll be like 36 when I'm seriously looking.Wife & I had our first kid in the mid thirties and baby has no genetic conditions, no post natal complications, no retardation, no deformities, completely healthy happy infant. Women over 30 take Folic acid, Vitamin D, and Omega 3 supplements to lower the odds of gestational defects for the baby back down to baseline.It's true that there's higher odds of complications, but what people never tell you that there are ways to lower the odds back down to average odds.
Plap
>>34850406You motherfucker, start looking now. You’re gonna get fit and lean and then you’ll find some other reason to put it off.
>>34850405>What about the girls who asked you out?What girls?
I don't want kids because its unethical but I think it'd be really fun to have a daughter (not for weird reasons, life is hard but women live on easy mode so Id prefer a daughter)
>>34850413Coworkers? Classmates? Random girls at the club?
>>34850392OP here. I am pretty much only looking to date women who are atleast 30. Seriously man. I’m open minded but there is a huge level of maturity that occurs once women grow past 28-29. I’ve dated lots of women. Young women can be so insane. But the thing is, I really don’t want to be much older when or if I have kids. I’m already 30. I’m not trying to be like 35-40 having a new born. But I’m basically on track for it and it makes me sad. I dunno. >>34850393That’s fair man. I’m glad you’re doing okay. I hope you find someone great. >>34850400I’m sorry dude. For what it’s worth, there’s always time to make changes and go for things you want in life. >>34850409That’s awesome man. Glad you have a healthy baby. I hope I find someone.
You ever think about how funny it is to be a really smart ape
>>34850364At that point, it wouldn't even be picture sharing, though. It'd just be stripping.
>>34850419In some ways its rather depressing I find
>>34850416>Young women can be so insane.Yeah I don’t think I’m ever going below thirty again either. 25 year olds have much more in common with teenagers than they do with me
>>34850412No I won't. I've been very good about just doing what I say I'm going to do the past few years, but things do take time.I guess I could start looking now because I'm filtering for character more than anything else. Though I consider being fit and healthy representative of character.I've realized over the past year or so that you just really do need to care about your clothes, appearance, health, hygiene, etc because it's all linked to character as much as moral virtue or anything else like that. Striving to be beautiful and ordered IS a virtue. Being gross and fat and a slob and calling it authentic is fucking coping.
>>34850413Fell for it award
>>34850416>Young women can be so insane.As opposed to 30+ women? Theyre all insane lol
>>34850415NoNoI've never been to a club
>>34850424>I guess I could start looking now because I'm filtering for character more than anything else.That’s what I’m saying!>Though I consider being fit and healthy representative of character.It isn’t always. It’s sometimes a sign of vanity.A woman worth your time will see that you’re actively trying to be healthier and will admire that.
Anons what should I do if I'm 25m and still a virgin?
>>34850422How so?
>>34850428Unreal. It's hard to believe unless you just had many ONS and flings in those 31 years.
>>34850432Develop a social network, form a friend group, join a community, start investing in index funds and putting money towards retirement
>>34850421Maybe touching grass is what the doctor ordered, not just showing ass.
>>34850440I want to touch the grass WITH my ass. But streaking is illegal.
>>34850434humans do such evil things to each other
>>34850438>start investing in index funds and putting money towards retirementI'm still in school.
>>34850443We do, yeah. I think that makes the good that the others do all the more commendable.
>>34850444Doesn't matter, I started my Roth IRA when I was in grad school. Do you have any debt? Are you making the most of your time in school so as to set yourself up for success once you enter the job market completely? Do you have a friend group in your area? Are you going to be moving around after you finish?
>>34850288But i need attention>>34850289Yeah...
>>34850432uh, fuck an elephant?dunno man, 25 meters is a tad bit much. i'm sure you could get a job in showbiz though
>>34850441Privacy fence?
>>34850416>That’s awesome man. Glad you have a healthy baby.Thanks mate. I agree with some of the other guys, don't bank on finding a woman that isn't a bit crazy. The only time a woman stops that whimsical tenpremental split-minded immature thing that women can be infamous for is after you knock her up and after she has her first baby. Then women shoot up in consistency and stability.The reason I say that is because when a woman is pregnant her brain gets smaller and reduces in volume, it prunes the shit out of neuron connections and pathways. Then after baby is born the female brain regains its original volume. Women's brains fo this because it quite literally 'rewires' itself to optimize her psyche toward maternal instinct and caregiving. So if you're after the womanly woman wifey wifey super mom role model woman, you ain't gonna get her until after you knock her up. All you can do is pick the woman who you think has a natural aptitude for it, a woman who shows early signs of it. Just stay away from girls with impulse control issues, drug addicts or alcoholics or girls with promiscuous lifestyles
>>34850299Tbh pyramid head was kinda lame sh2 in general was kinda lame compared to sh1 and 3
>>34850451I think it's still illegal.
>>34850432Are there any other areas of your life that feel lacking?If you wanna get laid, you should try dating. Women also want to get laid.
>>34850301Its not that amazing
>>34850454Goody two-shoes.
>>34850455>Are there any other areas of your life that feel lacking?Idk my life is lacking in many areas. I basically don't have a life outside of school.
>>34850427Maybe but I’d put my odds better with older women. There’s just a greater chance they’re more mature and also have been through more of life so to speak. >>34850423Yeah most 25 year old women are still “young” at heart. >>34850429>>34850424No shame in putting yourself out there. I think there’s a fine line with what you’re saying.I work out 5 days a week and have a really good physique and my diet is pretty solid and I’d say I have a lot of discipline and good habits within my lifestyle. I value those things because they are aligned with what I believe is my best and most healthy self. Now do I want a woman who shares those values? Yes. Does she need to be some girl that goes to the gym all the time or runs every day or some shit? No. But more so someone who also believes in what I do and exemplifies it in some way. Like maybe she really enjoys hiking or being outside and eats good clean food and has a creative outlet. Idk.
>>34850457I can't go to jail. They wouldn't let me bring all my sex toys. I'd die.
>>34850452Thanks man. Good insight. I think you’re right for sure. There’s always a little bit of crazy.Maybe I just haven’t found the right person yet. I dunno.I just worry a lot about it and I wish I didn’t.
>>34850458You should explore your hobbies further or get into some new ones. Maybe get a job.Those are both good ways to meet new people. Making new friends makes it easier to meet women, too.
>>34850397*above 40. it's not a guarantee, but it becomes like a 30% chance which is really bad enough>>34850392mthe idea itself is fine.one thing a friend with very old parents told me was that it sucked to be a child when they already had no energy to play with her. but she is healthy and fine otherwise.the only problem here is that you made it a plan, like you could just magically decide to have a gf no and get her
>>34850301But why fags? Specifically?
>>34850459>Yeah most 25 year old women are still “young” at heart.I thought I knew what to expect but oh my god lmfao
womenat what age did you become interested with dicks?what was your first reaction when you understood that the purpose of the dick is to enter your body?
Femanons, have you ever pursued a relationship with a man who ended up mostly incapable of comfortably accessing his emotions/engaging with highly intimate feelings?
>>34850474Mid
>>34850476She’s hot but her house apparently smells like shit if the pic is anything to go by
How many atogans boarded the train at Menstruation Station today?
>>34850469>one thing a friend with very old parents told me was that it sucked to be a child when they already had no energy to play with her. but she is healthy and fine otherwise.From clients I work for I feel like this is mostly the result of lazy and out of shape parents. I know 70 year old people that hike regularly and go to random ass countries to hike and moutainclimb and ride bikes and stuff. It definitely mostly seems to be whether you avoid getting injured and whether you put in the work to remain flexible, healthy, and active.A 30 year old guy who never stretches or works out and works construction or something could easily fuck up his body one day as he gets older and then be an immobile wreck at 37 or whatever.
How does sexual attraction work for women? As a man, I've never figured out what could be sexually attractive about a man towards women, and it feels very counter-intuitive to me.
>>34850464No problem. Well in all fairness everyone has a little crazy in them, every casts a shadow, what separates the sane from the insane is that the sane are aware of their own flaws and actively have control over it. The insane don't. This includes men too because God knows men also got their special brand of unhinged lurking in their souls, everyone does. Personally I don't believing in the finding the "right" person like the oneitis thing. I just believe that you and the woman make things right together, and you both become right, you bring out the best in each other that way. To me the 'one' is someone you only ever acknowledge in hindsight, never before. You know her when you know her and once you know that's when the diamond ring comes out. If you've gotten a good feel for red flags you can identify chicks who aren't worth it early on, within the first week. Get good at it and you can sniff them out before even saying hello to them. That's a skill you can only develop from trying and risking and making bad picks. So don't be afraid of failure because it teaches you where success is over time
>>34850474>no bushbleh
Why you acting sus? Why you acting like imposter?
>>34850474moar
>>34850464I worry that I haven't met the right person only because I feel that I don't make the person in my life happy.
>>34850474Cigarettes are bad.
>>348504812/2Sorry I should've clarified, this is directed at straight femanons.
>>34850474It makes their pussy taste worse.
>>34850482Again this is really good advice. I think that’s something I struggle with. I don’t believe that there’s some mystical soul mate waiting for me in alignment or whatever but I also struggle not to wonder when I meet new women. Like I really do want to find a good fit and I worry I won’t. I date and meet new women and I’m putting myself out there. Fortunately I’ve been hurt enough ti spot red flags early on and I feel like I’ll know when someone could be a good match. I just get scared I won’t find that person. I also often feel like I need to be like perfectly healed or have a nicer car or reach some milestone before the universe allows me to have a love lol.
>>34850474i wanna fuck her so bad
>>34850481Imagine you were born with a hole, and men have something that fills that hole
>>34850504So is it all about the cock then? The rest of the body doesn't matter?
>>34850479more like i'm tied to the train tracks
>>34850474Erm, mods?
>>34850509How does a do-gooder moid rescue someone in this precarious position
>>34850385Could be worse. I'm about to be the same age and I have never even talked to a woman before outside of cashiers or waitresses.
>>34850513become a gynecologist and remove my uterus
>>34850516I was thinking more like bedside manner related stuff. I don’t think I’m qualified to do hysterectomies
>>34850490>straight femanonsDo we have any of those here?
>>34850499>I also often feel like I need to be like perfectly healed or have a nicer car or reach some milestone before the universe allows me to have a love lol.Nah don't fall for it, it's a meme, a cosmic shit post. When you find a good woman you get those things anyway, so long as you don't expect the woman to be the reason for it, but she can sure as shit inspire it. A good relationship can motivate you towards these things. I did t have a car or knew how to drive and didn't care for it. Once you got a wife and a kid on the way, a torch lights under your ass to go and do it because it sucks dick to carry a baby stroller onto public transport constantly kek. Good women don't expect you to have all these things. A good one just wants to see you're making gradual progress towards them or at least have them as a goal.
>>34850516Put that womb to work and your periods will go away
>>34850317Well, at least I can actually know it wasn't cause of my cock size. Still heartbroken and leaving, of course. But there's a silver lining.
>>34850504What an unpleasant thought. I was born with a hole and definitely don't want men to fill that hole.
>>34850432Try to make it to 50.
>>34850469It's like 4% at 45 for any chromosomal abnormalities lmaoI would be much more concerned about surviving the pregnancy than if the baby was retarded or not
>>34850317Slightly better than if she cheated with a man, but not by much.
>>34850535Are you asexual then?
Hmm. I want a gf
>>34850118>>34850124It feels weird that this is supposedly the same spectrum disorder that I possibly have.
>>34850453>Tbh pyramid head was kinda lame sh2 in general was kinda lame compared to sh1 and 3The story was pretty fucked up, though. My ass hit a 180 real quick on James.>>34850362>Do you like it fast or slow?Fast. I go at least 55 mph in school zones.
>>34850547No, I'm a straight male.
>>34850549It sure is a wide spectrum, huh. Are you The Autist Formerly Known as Asperger’s
>be my grandpa in the 1960s>somewhere between 26 and 36 years old idk>he's in charge of a construction crew and they're building something>someone on the team calls him, saying that he's going to stay home because his wife had a stillbirth and he needs to be there>Grandpa says "Bullshit, you never knew that damn baby. Get your ass over here or you're fired."BASED BASED BASED BASED BASEDWhy aren't men as cool and manly as they used to be
>>34850530This is a case of the cure being worse than the disease.
>>34850554I'm glad your grandpa is dead.
>>34850473>>34850475Do better
>>34850552Possibly. Talked to a psychologist last week, who mentioned that I might have some indications that I could be.
>>34850554What an asshole.
>>34850559what
>>34850562I hope whatever diagnosis you get ends up making life easier.It never got more specific than just autism for my lil bro. We wondered if he might have fragile X for a while, but we got him tested and he doesn’t.
>>34850554My grandad was cruel to his employees and family like this in the 70s, and he tearfully apologized to my mom for being a terrible father a couple years ago.
>>34850550The story was fucked up yeah
I love peeing. It feels so good.
>>34850568Apologies dont mean anything
>>34850566I don't see why it would. It's not going to change anything.
>>34850568What's your grandfather like now? Everyone in my family with difficult or abusive personalities were worst in their 20s and 30s and mellowed from their 40s on.
Men, how much do you focus on boobs to stay hard?
>>34850573He’s spent the last thirty years apologizing in much more meaningful ways, with his actions. He got on antipsychotics in the 90s and has leveled out a lot since then.
>>34850578Ok thats fair
Women, is germophobia an ick
>>34850566>fragile X?
>>34850577Sometimes I focus more on the situation itself to stay hard. Like the mental side of things does a better job of maintaining than just staring
>>34850577I focus on armpits and tummy to stay hard
>>34850576He pretends to be more of an asshole than he really is lol. He’s done a lot for my family since before I was even born.He’s still crazy and has a short temper, but he’s been a good grandfather and has treated my mom much better since around the time she graduated college.It doesn’t erase how stressful it was for my mom as a kid, but he’s made genuine efforts to be someone worth keeping in her life.
>>34850581What did Germans ever do to you?
>>34850577Looking at boobs isn't enough to stay hard, it's more about my mental state.
>>34850554>Be my grandpa in the 1950's>Work at a steel mill>The giant mill has massive crucibles the size of buses both in width and depth >Full of molten metal >One day the foreman brought his 14 yr old grandson to work and learn >Grandad showed him the ropes, a good kid apparently>One day the kid thought it would be a good idea to walk across the catwalk that was suspended above the giant vats of molten metal by himself while carrying heavy equipment>He buckles, stumbled over the catwalk rail and into the molten crucible of molten metal >He landed feet first so he is alive and screaming a scream my grandad said he never thought a human could make>Workers rush over the catwalk watching and clamoring and shouting some futile plans to try and get him out >Foreman runs in wondering what the fuck is happening>He sees his own son half embedded in bright yellow molten steel, at this point his body has caught fire and he is still writhing limply while sinking >Grandad said it took four or five grown men to hold the foreman back, fighting his strength to stop him from jumping in>Foreman dad's instinct was to jump into molten fucking steel to try and save his son>The son died and my grandad had to watch He got PTSD and became an alcoholic after that.
>>34850580Yeah, he’s not a deadbeat thankfully. He was a workaholic with anger issues who really did love his wife and daughter more than anything in the world, but he was sick in the head. He regrets not spending more time at home when he was in his thirties and forties.
>>34850591Foreman brought his 14 year old son**
>>34850577Ideally I don't have to focus to stay hard. If I do then I probably shouldn't be doing what (or who) I'm doing.
>>34850591Jesus Christ…
What kind of shoes do foids like on moid feet?
>>34850554My granddad is comically shitty.>be my grandpa in the 1960s>constantly get fired from jobs for mouthing off to boss, refusing to wear uniforms, etc>Family has a massive automotive empire at the time so he's rich enough to say fuck everyone>despite massive wealth takes payment from his dad under the table so he can avoid child support for my dad and other bastards>constantly getting married, having affairs, cheating>wives always bleed him dry in divorces>sells family business to Jeets the minute he inherited it>larps as a tradcon on facebook to this day>literally one of the people who claims the economy is great and young people doordash too much>despite his rants about budgeting he's broke as shit>constantly coming around to my dad, me, and my siblings trying to get to live with one of us>"I wasn't a bad dad, I just wasn't around much"actual fucking quote. I once asked him why he never held a career or raised any of his kids. He told me he got caught up in "important" stuff happening at the time, like Woodstock. Fucker actually mentioned Woodstock. Indians own a regional chain with my family last name on it and he tells me about fucking Woodstock.
>>34850577I dont need to focus on them, I am drawn to them naturally.
ladies, is "shemale" offensive? its what i have always used by seems like zoomies like "tgirl"?
>>34850591And here I became an alcoholic for no reason
>>34850577>>34850597Same here.
>>34850568How did she react?
Zoomers always have to use their own special words for everything, it seems.
>>34850600I think that guy might be the biggest failson on Earth. Wow lmfao
>>34850598>>34850604Yeah it was brutal apparently. My grandad never saw the foreman again after that no idea what he done afterwards. If it were me I'd have committed suicide. Apparently all the workers could do was take a very long pole and shove the kid into the molten steel and sink the rest of him in to put him out of his misery
>>34850608She accepted his apology and didn’t try to argue with him. I believe his actual words were “I’m sorry I wasn’t a better father.”
>>34850600Its sad he lost the inheritance but you can make coffee at home yourself for almost free and whats wrong with butter on toast instead of expensive avocado from half the world away
State genderWere you a nickelodeon kid or a disney channel kid?
>>34850588Autism
>>34850612I could cry reading this shit man. I’d kill myself if I were the foreman too. That’s unimaginably horrible: the sight, the sounds, probably the smell… there’s no erasing that, and then there’s the guilt.
>>34850591I'm going to have nightmares tonight after reading this.
>>34850591Fake story
>>34850600>entitled whites are actually losers and lazy complainers>indians are allowed to compete>utter dominationtale as old as time tbqh
>>34850611My great grandad raised a few of my uncles that I'm aware of. I have no idea why he kept shoveling money into granddad, I know that after divorce #2 he no longer held any company stock until great granddad died. I sometimes visit the town my dad grew up in and I've taken pictures with my kids under the sign with our name on it outside the now jeet owned auto garage. I suppose we all managed to get back into the middle class but he's a popular figure to bitch about at Thanksgiving.
>>34850581I think it depends on how it impacts your life. If you see me as something contaminated then, sure, I wont love that. But I also think that OCD is very treatable, so Id stay by your side so long as you are consistently seeking treatment. >>34848997Yeah I have a couple cool rocks. :)>>34848552Most of my friends are women and Im straight so I think it'd take a good amount of money to convince me. Maybe 20k? So, 10k each.>>34850615Too poor for cable growing up. I made my way out of poverty though. Yay me!
>>34850615MCartoon Network > Nickelodeon >>>>>> da didney channelIt kinda hurts to put CN above Nickelodeon because they really were both great.My dad remarried a woman who had Disney channel kids. They also always wanted to watch ABC Family. Barf
>>34850615When I was a kid they only had cartoons on saturday morning and the whole family shared one phone on a cord in the kitchen. There was no caller ID so we just picked up the phone.*Kshhhh*Nope, dont make em like they used to
>>34850621>Indians get zero percent interest loan from white-hating governmentfixed
>>34850591Bro thought he was the Terminator
>>34850615MCartoon Network, Nickelodeon, only watched Disney when my sister had the remote, they pretty much killed off any of their shows aimed at boys around the time I was like 7.
>>34850622>I suppose we all managed to get back into the middle class but he's a popular figure to bitch about at Thanksgiving.Haha, I imagine. Cautionary tale for your kids and grandkids too, I guess.Otherwise intelligent and practical people will still let family fuck them over. I’ve never met my mom’s uncle because he stole a shitload of money from my great grandpa, but the two of them kept in touch until he passed.
>>34850625Imagine being old enough to remember when answering machines had tiny cassette tapes
>>34850581>Women, is germophobia an ickNo, I'm lowkey a hypochondriac, so we can kiss with a dental dam.>>34850588>What did Germans ever do to you?My great-grandpa died in a concentration camp. He fell out of his watch tower.>>34850599>What kind of shoes do foids like on moid feet?Anything but loafers. Loafers are the ugliest, gayest things a man can wear. You could literally wear a shirt with rainbow bedazzling that says "I SUCK DICK" and it would still make you less of a fag than someone who wears loafers.>>34850603>ladies, is "shemale" offensive?It is apparently fetishizing trannies, but these are people who get off on being chased, so who cares?>>34850615>Were you a nickelodeon kid or a disney channel kid?Henry Cavill PC meme: Cartoon Network
Did you know:Since there’s not much in the airwaves to compete with now that TV is digital, you can easily run your own analog TV station out of your house and broadcast it to your entire neighborhood in pretty decent quality?It’s illegal but I doubt the FCC will catch you. The equipment to do this isn’t very expensive
>>34850631I grew up watching the simpsons. So I remember the simpson episodes that feature them
>>34850632>I'm lowkey a hypochondriac, so we can kiss with a dental damNTA. I wouldn't have thought that from all the depraved sex acts I've heard you clam having done.
>>34850631I’m not, but I’m old enough to remember a DVD rewinder being a popular gag gift.
>>34850629Honestly the mentality of boomers and silents always bewilders me, even reading stuff from that time period is weird because you stop and ask yourself who in their right mind would make those decisions. I honestly feel like I can empathize with characters written in the 1700s more than boomer protagonists. Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino is a prime example>old man is angry>has zero reason to be angry, lived prosperous life despite working a cushy union job>hates all of his offspring>leaves his wealth to immigrants because his kids don't call enoughlike what the fuck is with that?
>>34850554My grandpa used to verbally abuse my grandmother and scream at her so much that she is not used to using the TV remote. He is dead. I used to come over every day after school and disarm his yelling at her by making him feel stupid.
>>34850612>>34850617What's worse is they probably had to dump that batch too. Thousands of dollars gone to waste.
Was looking at this soup recipe I want to make, then I see it says to use 2 TABLESPOONS of kosher salt, that seems insane to me.
>>34850637I feel that. The greatest trick the devil ever played wasn’t convincing people he didn’t exist, it was renaming the fucking Me Generation to the Baby Boomers.They’re a psychotically self-absorbed and thoughtless generation.
>>34850631We didn't even have that.The phone was rotary, you had to wait for the numbers to swing back around. One friend was pretty cool but his # had two 9's and a zero so I never called him, not waiting for all that. Also instead of streaming exactly what we wanted at any time you just turbed on a tv and got whatever was showing that day.If your friend said something that was bullshit you had no smartphone or comp to disprove it so you had to wait for the library to open to prove anything
>>34850626I know it's bait so I won't reply to him but also who started and built the company in the first place
I hate how women ruined Bill Cosby. He didn't deserve it.
>>34850615I was asking those two channels in particular because they both had a lot of sitcoms and cartoon network didnt
>>34850639Yeah, because _that's_ the worst part of that story.
>>34850645So your hate for women is stronger than your racism?
>>34850644Bill is blown out.
>>34850643Great Grandad started it himself after being kicked out of a religious commune for reasons that I never got specified. It expanded really quickly in the 1950s and 60s, from what I understand great grandad's other son managed a lot of the day to day stuff but cashed out his part and went into the legal field and eventually into politics, but I don't really know him that well.
>>34850645Nickelodeon definitely had the better sitcoms. I watched a lot of Nick at Nite too, now that I think of it.I liked Cartoon Network more overall because I just like cartoons a lot. I liked that they’d air classic stuff.
>>34850635>I wouldn't have thought that from all the depraved sex acts I've heard you clam having done.With people I know and trust. People that get tested.
>>34850644I never understood why Bill Cosby was drugging women in the first place, you're Bill Cosby, how hard could it be to find a woman who's into you? Hell black women come pre-installed with daddy issues.
>>34850647Fuck meant to reply to>>34850644
>>34850655Guys like that do it purely for the love of the game. They real rapeheads
Women owe me praise for taking two hours to drink my iced coffee instead of slurping it down in 10 minutes.
If I rip out your vocal cords you cant say no
>>34850661That’s a little scary
>>34850640what kind of soup is it?
>>34850626Wait until you hear about Heter Iska loans
>>34850664Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>34850663Broccoli and tomato soup with pasta and anchovy. It makes 8 servings but that still seems like way too much salt.
>>34850664If Jews want to give other Jews free money I'm kind of okay with it, I mean that's honestly what we should be doing too, instead we pay 7% on student loans so Indians can buy every local business for free.
>>34850662I only do it because i love you
>>34850669The problem is that laws prohibiting discriminatory lending exist but kosher loans are mysteriously exempt from them
>>34850650Didn't see that one coming
>>34850668That sounds less like a recepie and more like you told the waiter>just fuck my shit up f a m
Do gay men tend to be pieces of shit or is it just the ones who hang out with women?
>>34850668yeah that does seem like a lottt especially since anchovies already have a lot of salt lol
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>>34850675I like all those ingredients, why would it not make a good soup? There's like 8 anchovies in it so it'll have a nice savory flavor.
>>34850677>Do gay men tend to be pieces of shitYes, you are what you eat.
>>34850683Cum?
>>3485067780% of them are yes. The ones who are flamboyant are raging narcissists. I know a few good ones who I consider good friends, one of them sends Christmas cards each year to my family and I write back to him and his sister he takes care of to wish them happy holidays. He never once made it his identity just a good dude through and through
>>34850577Not at all
>>34850603It seems more like a porn tag than an actually respectful term, like it's in the same category as "futanari"
>>34850642>One friend was pretty cool but his # had two 9's and a zero so I never called him, not waiting for all that.Niggas call zoomers impatient
>>34850615FI was too poor for cable growing up so I never had the shared experiences with my peers and I don't have the nostalgia now, which is a big reason why I'm friendless and single
>>34850707Same
>>34850600Final boss of boomers, holy shit
