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Amalek 4ever
I love flatties
Do you hate when you ask a question, but the thread end, so people don’t see your question but if you post it again, the people who did see it will call you out?
Spank correction is very effective for naughty girls
Women, can you give us assurance on our penis sizes again please?
>>34850692Ask it anyway, fuck unofficial soft rules.
Why would a girl act all flirty and touchy with a guy and draw hearts on a his hand, if she already has a boyfriend?
>>34850679Femanon, would you recreate this image with your bf?
They’re calling it the most hoe-scaring edition of /atoga/ to date
>>34850698keeping her options open, it's kind of like how I'm cold and sneering at the girl who makes me lunches at work, keeps her available.
Atoga, is it time for me to drop this dide? He lies all the time.
>>34850705Yes.
>>34850698Because she is a trifling ass hoe
>>34850692Yes. That's why new threads should only be made when the old one reaches page 10 or image limit.On the other hand asking your question again in the new thread could give it new exposure since newfags will see it on page 1. But then again, how many newfags even find their way to /adv/ in current year?
I really should wash my hair today but I'm too lazy, especially because it takes long to dry now that the heat is over.Anyone can relate?
>>34850705I hate people who lie all the time, it is such a massive red flag imo.
This is how women promote the terrible romantasy novels they write.
>>34850698She's looking to monkey branch.
>>34850714
>>34850712Yes, I almost relented and finally cut it off this summer.
>>34850714I write terrible romantasy novels and I use my aunt's photo as my author picture because women won't buy things from male names.
GenderWhat would your father say?
>>34850712How often do you wash your hair?Hair taking long to dry is not something I've ever felt was problem regardless of temperature. But I can relate to just not feeling up to washing my hair.
>>34850696I'm M, but if you're insecure about your dick then a) don't be, you can't change it anyways and b) if it's because of porn then look up all the fuckshit they do to make dicks look bigger in porn. There's tons of camera and lens tricks, plus it's all selection bias anyway. Also quit porn
Damn.
>>34850698
I think she's very cute
>>34850702Tied with all the rest?
>>34850724What’s up
Women really like the phrase "she hurts me because she loves me"
>>34850714>terrible romantasy novels they writeI read one of those. It was my book for the year. The author didn't promote it quite like that though.
>>34850714I'm the demographic to say awoooga! But that's not the same demographic that buys romance novels.
Women, don't you think men are kind of stupid for liking boobs? I mean, they're literally just fat.
>>34850702I think women like spanks
>>34850722>if it's because of pornIt's because of atoga femanon.
>>34850733MIf liking boobs is stupid then I have up left right and down syndrome. I am the biggest retard on the face of this earth then
>>34850733>Women, don't you think men are kind of stupid for liking boobs?No, boobs are one of life's greatest joys.
I wish I had a smalle dick
>>34850717I've just finished growing mine out and I like how it looks, so I'll stop complaining and go take a shower now.Also I'd be lying if I pretend that it's also at least a tiny bit of an ego boosting flex since almost my entire friends group is bald, balding or at least has their hairlines recede.>>34850721Depends, I used to do it every day, especially when it was short (I'm a guy). Now I try to do it less often because supposedly that's bad, but I think I still end up washing it twice or thrice per week when it gets too gross
>>34850738You deserve the biggest boobs on this earth then.
>>34850733Well it's not stupid but I can't say I understand the appeal that much
>>34850720MMy dad bitched endlessly about video games when I was a kid, used to claim that video games from the store in boxes had viruses, and that clearly people on civ 4 online were hackers who stole his credit card info and used it on adult websites. He actually claimed that during a fight with my mom.
>>34850739Must be great to have a pair so readily available.
>>34850733Yes, and I'm glad they're stupid in that particular way, since it gives me a form of power over them
Women do you like spanks?
>>34850742I know I do and I already got 'em, I can wear my girl's bra like it's a helmet she has massive knockers
Sometimes I fantasize about having a gf with small-ish boobs just so I can love her regardless and help her get over her insecurities. It's kinda retarded, I know
>>34850746Please use this power responsibly.
>>34850741>every dayThat's way too overkill. Twice a week should be plenty.
>>34850744>people on civ 4 online were hackers who stole his credit card info and used it on adult websites. He actually claimed that during a fight with my mom.Plot twist, it was he who purchased the online porn the entire time.
Women say they hate porn addicts yet they can't stop dating them. Curious.
Dat bih tuhDat bih gah
I fantasize about having a gf with small boobs so I can look at them, grope them and suck on them.
>>34850745They make for a great weiner pillow
Atoga, is my boyfriend cheating on me?
My dick sounds big in a vacuum but looks kinda small and thin on me
>>34850748I'm happy for you.
>>34850759I’m not a psychic. Why do you think he might be?
>>34850743it's kind of like owning a petwhen it belongs to someone else, you get to see it once in a while as a treatbut when it belongs to you, you have to deal with all the gross and unpleasant parts tooboob ownership is a heavy responsibility, and we thank you for taking such good care of them when we come over to visit
>>34850733Not really a boob guy 2bh but I do appreciate them
>>34850756>Flat chested lover.I owe you flat chest fanatics an apology. I'm from giant tit lover tribe, I argued that you guys were lying out your ass about liking flat girls. After conducting my own research into the matter I found out that it's possible for other men to like them and apparently the more upper class you go, the more the men prefer it. It's correlated with aristocracy according to studies and it's suggested the more abundance of wealth a community has the less likely men seek out larger breasts.
>>34850733At least boobs have a function. What's really stupid is liking ass.
>>34850746I like flatties so im immune to your tricks
>>34850743They feel nice in our hands. Watching them move is very aesthetically pleasing and makes us think about touching them.
>>34850760I dont think there can be sounds in a vacuum, which is the reasoning behind the tagline for the movie Alien: in space, no one can hear you scream
>>34850758
>>34850763>like owning a petGirls, did you remember to take your boobs for a walk today?
>>34850753No shit lol, though I do give him respect for not throwing me or my brothers under the bus.
Ass > tits you can all kys please
>>34850765That cant be true I'm broke af
>>34850765I’m glad you came to see my perspective. I’m attracted to dancers, gymnasts and other artists, so naturally I love small boobs.
Men, picture this!>You’re having casual sex with an employee half your age>FFW>She show up with one of her bf at the workplace>the guy ask if you could let her the keys so they can have sex on your desk>you say no>The girl get mad and qui her jobWWYD?
>>34850777>You’re having casual sex with an employee half your ageUh I don't think those are legally employable
>>34850763>>34850769Lol I guess that makes sense, they're quite nice to squeeze tbf
>>34850778>legally employableTHAT's the legal part you're worried about?
>>34850771Kek am I making you randy?
Should we ban women?
>>34850779Not too hard to understand right lol? The way women react to us squeezing them and playing with your nipples also crosses our minds when we see them.
>>34850775>I'm broke afNo anon you are rich in spirit. You are wealthy in here *pokes your forehead* and in here *pokes your chest* *Brandishes a sawn off shotgun and blows my brains out*
>>34850772I haven't moved from my bed since I woke up 9 hours ago
My diet is working.
>>34850777Honestly if I were ever in that position I'd be drinking myself half to death or looking at a lot of pills. I'm not saying zoomettes aren't hot but I barely get along with women my own age and I'd have a huge amount of self loathing if I fucked a teenager and she enough of a dumbshit to not only be fucking me but asking for favors like that.
>>34850785Not even to go to the bathroom? Go drink a glass of water anon
>>34850763By this logic, flat women should be obsessed with boobs too, with a bonus inferiority complex on top.
>>34850789nta, i think they are
>>34850789Have you not read what flat women post here?
>>34850781I wish I had a set of weiner pillows.
>>34850778>>34850780Sorry, since 4chan came out in 2003 I assumed most of us would be over 35. I didn’t think young people still found it cool to post here. My bad.
>>34850785Can you be my gf?
>>34850714She had her tiddies on display today trying to sell her book
Thank God I only ever had a thing for Milfs since I was a kid. I skipped teen girls altogether youngest I dated was early 20s. I flirted with girls in their mid twenties when I was 13. Got with a woman my own age in my late twenties got her pregnant turned her into a MILF and each year my cock only gets harder around her.
>>34850797lol
You guys are gonna make me go for a wank with all this
>>34850789Who says I'm not? Not in a gay way, though.
>>34850797Women, do you have tits?
>>34850798There's something very suss about posting this unprompted on atoga.
>>34850800Look at this
I'm considering getting a gf so I have someone to wash my back.
>>34850797Only ugly people have a problem with people posting pictures of themselves.
>>34850768Bullshit. Unless you're 100% flaming gay, you're not immune to boobs.
Im nealous of women's cute haircuts
Are there even any women here rn?
>>34850720FHe would yell about video games being satanic while being high and drunk.
>>34850804I was bouncing off of what >>34850787Was saying. I read his post and I wanted to openly state teenage girls are trash tier that's all
>>34850809Gay
>>34850810Yes, hi!
>>34850810Yep
>>34850786Parasites?
>>34850808Yes I am immune unless they are small and perky
>>34850807Thirst trapping on social media to promote a book is worth clowning on.
Are white people the brown people of the ilbinos world?
>>34850816Just meat and veggies.
>>34850813Anon it doesnt mean I want to suck cock
>>34850811New plan for this evening unlocked.Doom installing now
>>34850814>>34850815Are you Lutealing rn?
>>34850700Inversely.
>>34850818What if it’s an erotic novel?
>>34850714Imagine writing one but being flat.
>>34850822Nice. I’m playing Dark Urge in BG3
My dad would play video games with me when I was a kid. Old shooters and whatnot
>>34850823Nah, follicular
>>34850826Then you could post pics of you laying your book flat on your chest!
>>34850830I’d buy a copy @_@
>>34850830Buy buy buy buy!!!!!
GenderDo you change clothes when you get home?What do you wear at home?
>>34850830I'll take twelve!
>>34850827Does the urge make choices for you is that how it works?Make sure to plap minthara
>>34850833FNo unless it was just raining heavily or something
>>34850828Same. We'd also play some rts like starcraft and Warcraft. Good times.
GenderYou know how each horror genre has a literature iconic classic?Vampires = Bram Stoker's DraculaLiving dead/Ghoul/"Zombie"= Mary Shelley's FranksteinWerewolf = ????Where the fuck is the iconic 1800s early 1900s iconic book for it?
>>34850833I wear jeans at all times, even when i sleep, like a complete savage
Hourglass figures are the roided muscles of women.
>>34850833MI do, yeah. I either just hang out in my underwear and a t-shirt or put pajama pants or gym shorts on.
>>34850714>>34850797>le I don't have a real job/my bf pays for everything so I will write a shitty book with all my free timeTrue art comes from suffering and a hard life, which no female creature has ever experienced. That's why none of them have ever written a single classical book.
>>34850833MAt work I wear dress casual, I like to lift after so thats shorts and a t shirt. At home is typically also just basketball shorts and a t
>>34850828I always get jealous of anons that had good relationships with their fathers :c
>>34850833MYeah, I shower when I get home and put on pajamas.
>>34850845Read Frankenstein
>>34850833fyes, bra off and short shorts on
>>34850843I preffer narrow hips
>>34850833I have to change clothes multiple times a day because of how much I sweat.
>>34850843>Hourglass figures are the roided muscles of women.They look great though? And they're natural unlike roided bodies.
>>34850838Only once or twice maybe. It’s more about leaning into the urges or trying to resist it. It’s very stressful to me hehe. Minthara is boring
Waiting for my shift to end so I can go home and turn into this guy
>>34850833F. Yes. I take them off immediately, and I have a hamper just for my work clothes in case of contamination.I just walk around in my underwear and basketball shorts unless it's cold enough for pjs.
>>34850852Hot if female
>>34850853Women often overdo it, like the men on steroids.>naturalLmao
Women will lounge around the house in loose shorts all day and not realize everyone who comes over can smell the twat fumes.
>>34850843MENChoose 1 (one) and Only 1 State your preference NOW
>>34850829Thats the happy one right? Cool!
I hope no women try to take advantage of me while I drink in front of the computer tonight.
>>34850841MKing in yellow?
>>34850841Vampires are dumb but apparently werewolves are even dumber; they don't even get an iconic classic book. Dracula had wolves in it though, obeying the count.I wouldn't call Frankenstien a zombie book. Where's the real zombie classic literature?
1 hour until it happens
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>>34850862If i had to choose one for the rest of my life, i'd go with pear
>>34850862Inverted triangle but with much smaller titties.
>>34850859They can be natural, though. That's the difference.
>>34850833FYes. Shorts or sweatpants, top or sweater
>>34850720Nothing. He drank himself to death, correctly.
>>34850870
>>34850867>1 hour until it happensAll the things you said All the things you said running through my head running through my head
>>34850833M, yea usually, just my PJ's after I get off work. Might stay in scrubs while I eat after a shift but usually I'll change to pajamas so I don't get any tough stains on them
>>34850862Hourglass.>sorry, I know it's unrealistic
>>34850863I honestly don't notice any difference in my mood or anything other than a bit when I'm actually on my period. I think I am lucky, because it sounds pretty annoying for a lot of women!
>>34850862Inverted triangle of course
>>34850862Hourglass 100%
>>34850865>>34850841I misread. Derp
>>34850873Didnt know there was a correct and wrong way to do that
>>34850874Collarbones.
>>34850698A girl was like that with me and jumping on my back for piggyback rides and other shit while her bf was on another continentIf he's not around, you're "filler" and exist to fill the gap that her boyfriend's absence is making in her life. If he is, then she's testing the waters to cheat. Either way don't fall for it. Save yourself some hurt and set boundaries.
>>34850879But with a flat chest
>>34850862What's the difference between inverted triangle and pear?
>>34850818>Thirst trapping on social media to promote a book is worth clowning on.Welcome to advertising, dummy.>>34850827>I’m playing Dark Urge in BG3Is it an ugly moid Durge, or a pretty foid Durge? There are no in-betweens.>>34850854>Minthara is boringDie
>>34850720He'd call me stupid and a dyke and a disappointment and that he hates my cooking. While simultaneously begging for me to make him food and do his laundry and getting him things while he sits in his stupid chair.
>>34850862why are so many maleanons saying inverted triangle? is it being ironic?i always thought i was hourglass but realized my shoulders are actually wider than hips so inverted triangle i am. sadge.
>>34850887Former has wider shoulders and narrower hips than the latter.
>>34850884Realistically speaking how much do I gotta lift to become the left? Whats his routine?
>>34850890>why are so many maleanons saying inverted triangle? is it being ironic?No, that really is my favorite body type. Especially with B or A cups.
Men, what makes a woman good in bed?
GenderZodiac sign you love and whyin b4 bashing astrology
>>34850874*cuts my tits off
>>34850862>>34850892I'm going with pear then
>>34850862Pear
>>34850889Jh post.You have that kid yet?
>>34850893I think you have to eat at least a fifth of another human being every day and wear weighted clothing at all hours to look like that. Or be a drawing
>>34850896MLibraShe was the best
>>34850895Enthusiasm
>>34850883It was just a fitting death.
>>34850895Confidence, enthusiasm, communication, energy
>>34850890Wider chest = more room for boobs to grow
>>34850833F not always, i like wearing jeans at home actually. but if i do change i go full comfy with shorts and a loose shirt and ditch the bra.
>>34850862The triangle looks like a pear, the pear looks like an hourglass, the hourglass looks like a hormonal disaster, and the inverted triangle looks nothing like it.Out of the silhouettes posted here I like the "pear" shape, but note that that really means I like an hourglass figure, not JH-pear shaped.
>>34850862Triangle, final answer
>>34850896Archer guy because he would win in a fight
>>34850889Make him food and place it slightly out of reach until he apologizes.
>>34850862Honestly don't care 2bh
>>34850895Telling me what she wants, doing what she wants to me and using her hips to match my rhythm. Praise also helps.
>>34850895passionate, enthusiasm, the foreplay that leads to it shows her creativity
>>34850696>Women, can you give us assurance on our penis sizes again please?"Big ones hurt" is not a meme. One of the major reasons why my best friend broke up with her now-ex bf was that his size made it impossible to enjoy sex with him.
Went on 4 dates with a girl, had sex with her twice, last one was 9 days ago. Past week her texting response time has slowed down, she was away with friends last weekend, then started the convo again on Sunday night. Text a little bit like normal Sunday+Monday. I asked when I was going to see her again she took a day to respond, then had some excuse about her dog needing to be put down as it was 17 years old and her week was messy. Then past few days again sparse with responses and times. Asked her 6 hours ago about what her next few days were looking like and no response yet. Is it over? I feel like it is about to be
>>34850896>Zodiac sign you love and whyPisces are ethereal beings who are a blessing to anyone whose lives they touch. They're the inspiration for all of those playlists about girls who you meet one time and never forget.
>>34850896FCapricorn because the goat fish thing is cool
>>34850900Working on it. Today is the last day this window, though.
>>34850894can i ask why, i am honestly curious.>>34850906lmao'd. i just feel like that's a very "what if" scenario if we're talking about actual meaningful change compared to other types .
>>34850888But straight moids are the main demographic to click on boobs, and the least likely to read romance books?
>>34850906This is definitely part of it, but I do just genuinely find women with broader shoulders than others to be really hot.I like the way the napes of their necks and shoulder blades look, I love their collarbones. I like rubbing their shoulders and backs.
>>34850901Weighted clothing might be good for legs and core but its the cep i want.Also brotien hits a soft cap diminishing returns at 100g and hard cap at 200
What’s the initial of the one who got away but you still think of today?
>>34850910He's a pederast though. Also the most likely to be a serial killer.
>>34850705>Atoga, is it time for me to drop this dide? He lies all the time.Yes.
>>34850921>can i ask why, i am honestly curious.This is me: >>34850923It's just my taste. It's not like I don't find other kinds of women hot, either, but you're apparently my favorite shape.
How do you become enthusiastic during sex if you're simply too awkward and trying not to be awkward just makes you more awkward?
>>34850922Men will never understand how much women love boobs.
>>34850862Pear seems ideal.
>>34850926Confusedanimegirlwithinterrogationmarks.png
>>34850747>Women do you like spanks?I like giving them. As preparation for something more extreme.
>>34850928i see, i understand the neck and broad shoulders thing i suppose. if she's skinny it's generally more of a "fashion" look than very narrow shoulders.
>>34850839>>34850852What do you wear at home?>>34850848>>34850876What do you wear on your days off?
>>34850929Just be awkward but enthusiastic. That's hot as fuck.
>>34850749>Sometimes I fantasize about having a gf with small-ish boobs just so I can love her regardless and help her get over her insecurities. It's kinda retarded, I knowThis is much worse than merely retarded.
>>34850929Talk to the guy you're fucking about this. I think that's the only way for you to loosen up.
>>34850925J
>>34850925C, moved to another state. You’d think “out of sight, out of mind” but I can’t forget his reassuraning personality (kindness) and cute face. He started lifting and got hot :3 ~ I hope he finds a beautiful girlfriend.
>>34850747No, but yes. They're very startling and jarring, even if I know they're coming. That only works for me sexually in a very specific mood.
>>34850754>Women say they hate porn addicts yet they can't stop dating them. Curious.Approximately 99.8% of men are porn addicts. You either date one or become a lesbian.
>>34850921A wise man once said: even the mightiest tree needs room to spread its roots.Just as plants expand and grow strong underground, so too do boobs benefit from a large upper chest.Namaste.
My social circle is bigger than ever and I am meeting new people (of both sexes) all the time, but I don't really feel like I want to date any girls in said social circle. What should I try changing?
>>34850925O
>>34850937>What do you wear at home?Normally just jeans and t shirts
>>34850929Consider why you actually want to have sex in the first place.
>>34850935>if she's skinny it's generally more of a "fashion" look than very narrow shoulders.Definitely, I find it very beautiful (and fun to draw). But I still like broader shoulders and comparatively narrower hips on women with other builds, too. I like women.
>>34850929You need to be comfortable in your body. If you feel unsexy, that kills the mood for both. This is why people hate quiet girls. You're all buzzkillers.
>>34850759>Atoga, is my boyfriend cheating on me?It doesn't matter, because the relationship is dead either way. If he's cheating, his infidelity will kill the relationship; if he's not cheating, your inability to trust him will kill the relationship. Either way, you're both fucked.
>>34850949Tbqh I like masturbation but don't like sex as much. But I do have very limited experience.
>>34850760>My dick sounds big in a vacuumTake your dick out of the vacuum, anon, it's not safe.
Sonion i'm CRINE
>>34850896>GenderM>Zodiac sign you love and whyFire signs since women will use those as an excuse to be less passive>in b4 bashing astrologyIt is goofy though. There's nothing "emanating" from distant stars that makes it into a mom's hospital room in any significant amount. The gravity of objects in the room is stronger than the gravity from those stars, there's more radiation coming from earthbound sources. Maybe you get a few neutrinos?
>>34850759does he know any girls that are (in your opinion) hotter than you?
>>34850929Communicate with your partner, develop your confidence, don't take sex so seriously. It's ok to smile or play around or even joke if it fits the vibe. Talk to your partner after you fuck, do like a debrief and discuss what went well what didn't. Learn to stop giving as much of a shit, what makes you worried that you're coming across as awkward? Is this your first sexual partner?
>>34850777I'm not sure what I could do, beyond saying "Okay, bye then".
>>34850955Sounds more awkward than enthusiastic then.
>>34850696Reassurance seeking only works in the short term. The anxiety comes back stronger later.
genderyour favorite sex position and why
Femanon, why are you angry today?
>>34850937>What do you wear on your days off?If I'm at home just shorts and a t shirt or sweats and a t shirt. I hate jeans so I don't own any pairs, I got a couple pairs of pants that are more than just sweats but I need more of them to beef up my wardrobe. The limiting factors in the amount of outfits I can put together are pants and shoes currently
>>34850759ROCD femanon?
Moids, do you masturbate into dish towels?
>>34850679How slutty were 50s women?
>>34850960Yes. And I have tried that a couple times but I always feel like it's unwanted or I somehow manage to ruin the mood post sex by trying to talk at all.
>>34850786>My diet is workingYou know that dieting is the single most reliable indicator of future weight gain, that there is, right? The people who are going to end up significantly heavier than they are now are the ones who are dieting or just about to start dieting.
>>34850722>don't be, you can't change it anywaysLmao how is that supposed to help?>I've got a tiny dick but I can't change it so I'll be proud of it instead
>>34850964M, depends on mood. Missionary can be most intimate with kissing and eye contact but I'm also a big fan of doggy cuz it gives me the most control over rhythm and I can best use the full length of my dick. My dick curves down so I reach the deepest in that position. It also allows for hair pulling or spanking or anal or choking with a leash, it's more versatile with kinky shit. Prone bone is good too
>>34850964F. Prone. Best position to be treated roughly in.
>>34850937Hello Kitty tops that stopped fitting me at age 13
Thanks everyone who answered my clothing question.
>>34850970Are you just hooking up with Chads out of your league?
>>34850970How does he approach the conversation? Is he also awkward about it and it's kinda rubbing off on you? Or is he just not much of a talk it out type? You could bring it up outside of sex say hey I want to do this post what do you think are you cool with it and you can hammer out the details in a less intimate moment
>>34850968No i just cum in my hand and then wipe with tissue and wash it off
>>34850964MMissionaryBecause I like to look her in the eyes when I push in
>>34850968I cum into the toilet bowl, I line a spot of the wall of the bowl with toilet paper and aim for that
>>34850972>You know that stopping alcohol is the single most reliable indicator of future binge drinking, that there is, right?
>>34850978No, that's what the guys here do lol.
>>34850976>boobs spilling out of too-small clotheswhy dress so erotically when you're home alone?
I'm bricked up right now
>>34850896MI'm TaurusThey said my best match was Capricorn. Capricorn was a serial cheating slut who emotionally abused me. They said Gemini was my worst match and Gemini treats me like a King so I go with Gemini
Women thoughts on cum?
>>34850896M, I'm libra and my wife is an Aquarius, make of that what you will
>>34850986She does it for herself.
>>34850986It's comfortable. I learned at a young age that it doesn't matter what I wear, someone will be turned on by it.>>34850990Not my favorite condiment.
>>34850896F: Aquarius, Pisces, AriesWhy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relative_age_effect
>>34850979He (bf) likes talking during sex a bit while I never know what to say rly. Maybe it's the opposite then since I'm the one who wants to talk after sex even just a bit.And I have done that for a few things but it didn't lead to anything so maybe I just need to try to bring it up again before I totally give up.
>>34850990It's unpleasant to deal with, but critical to my future happiness. So I put up with it.
>>34850969>How slutty were 50s women?Not very in comparison to later decades, but there was also a lot more paternity fraud in the past.
>>34850930Idk straight ones might feel intimated and not buy her book
>>34850995When you say he likes talking during sex, you mean like dirty talk? That's something you can grow into over time as you become more comfortable with it. I think it's important to be able to sit down and hash shit out with your partner, to be able to communicate what you want and for that person to try to accommodate your desires within reason. Doesn't have to be sexual, could be anything, otherwise it feels like you aren't being heard by your partner. Are you able to sit him down and make it clear that you want to talk about something a bit more seriously? Do you do that and he still doesn't follow through? How long you two been together? It's not good to just give up on what you want, feels like it'll cause problems long term
>>34850976Oh shit
>>34850841Frankenstein has almost nothing to do with zombies and ghouls (and indeed zombies and ghouls have very little to do with each other, originally). And Dracula, while famous, is certainly not the first famous vampire story: "The Vampyre" by John William Polidori was published 78 years earlier. Werewolf stories interestingly go back much further. There's a section of Petronius' "Satyricon", published in the late first century AD, which definitely qualifies. It was written inLatin, but here's a translation: https://www.poetryintranslation.com/PITBR/Latin/PetroniusSatyriconPartIII.php#anchor_Toc506115100
>>34850896>inb4 bashingWhy? Why can't we?I wanna bash on dumb shit dumb women believe in in mass
Women do you ever find it annoying how pretty your body is?
>>34850999Not true. Same way women buy clothing, cosmetics, and pretty much anything because a beautiful woman advertises it.
>tfw just found out mycherrycrush is in her late 30sfoids what are you doing to combat aging?
>>34850968No. Usually just onto my stomach or into a condom
Women, do you like cologne on men?
>>34851000By give up I did mean leaving not just putting up with things.But yeah I do agree with what you said. I am giving some grace and want to try talking again for now bc there is also fault in me. Something he asked of me that I heard, but it's just difficult for me bc of awkwardness, so it might also look as if I forgot.
>>34851007The crazy part is she looks SO MUCH better than she did when she was younger. Partially the nose job, but also just better self-care.
>>34850847My parents divorced when I was like 12 I haven't seen him since
Women do you hate penises?
>>34850964MMissionary with my head buried into her neck and her arms and legs wrapped around my back.
>>34851006I mean most models don't tittymog but even then it's alongside an "obtainable" level of beauty that the product is supposed to help withThis is "here's my tits buy my book"How many non-malebrained lesbians are gonna do that?
Is masturbating ontologically bad or is it only bad if you get unrealistic expectations from the stuff you fap to
>>34851007avoiding going outside during summer, keeping the same weight/no weight fluctuations, no smoking and keeping drinking to once a month at most .what do men do? get a beer gut by age 30 it seems.
>>34851010Yes
>>34850895>Men, what makes a woman good in bed?Compatibility. Incels like to think there's no such thing, but trust me, there is. You can think of it as being like dancing. It doesn't matter amazing a dancer she is (or how good you are) - if you only ever want to dance a waltz, and she only ever wants to dance a tango, then 100% of the time at least one of you won't be enjoying it at all.
>>34851018Edging too much inflames the prostate.
>>34851019what point is there in preserving a youthful look when you were ugly even when young
>>34850867What?
>>34850964MGirl on topCuz im lazy
>>34851023then you just kys.
>>34851019>keeping drinking to once a month at mostGiwtwm
>>34850862These classifications seem absolutely arbitrary
>>34851007>late 30sAnd I’d still bust an innumerable amount of loads in herI remember jerking off to her a decade ago
>>34850925>What’s the initial of the one who got away but you still think of today?A. Jesus, I was so dumb.
>>34851002NTA. Frankenstein is pretty ghoulish though, especially if you consider the filmatizations. From what I remember of the book she mostly vaguely handwaved the creation of the monster.Dracula is without a doubt THE most famous and iconic vampire novel though.Practically nobody has hear about Satyrocon, including myself until just now. Hard to call that iconic.
State gender.What have you been watching lately?I've recently been watching clips of "I think I want you to leave" on youtube and I love the awkwardness of Tim Robbins.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAN0OCagHzQ
>>34851022I dont edge though. I get horny, stroke the penis, then orgasm.
>>34851023Making other women seethe as they age worse.
2D>3D because 2D women would do anything to make (You) happy.
>>34850929>How do you become enthusiastic during sex if you're simply too awkward and trying not to be awkward just makes you more awkward?Practice, and a sympathetic partner.
Are you willing to take the challenge?
>>34851018The latter
>>34850964MMissionary with lots of kissing and when I’m about to cum I shove my nose into her armpitAlso Lotus and Prone
>>34850925I cant even remember her name anymore. Or really anybodys name i met like pre 2018. Early onset melancholy-induced dementia kek
>>34851033MSeason 1 of The Mentalist.
>>34850965>Femanon, why are you angry today?People posting bullshit like that.
>>34851010>Women, do you like cologne on men?Yeah, I accidentally huffed a dude the other day. It was pretty embarrassing. He was wearing Purple Melancholia, btw. >>34851039Except none of these require AI or LLM, which is the purpose of data centers. No idea who that guy is, but he's either a bad actor or an actual fucking retard.
>>34851033MI’ve been watching NL vods and OneyPlays clips as background noise
WOMEN You may choose the only 1 (one) option:>You have an Elixir of Eternal Beauty Your age sets to your most beautiful, youthful age permanently. You gain astounding physical beauty, FOREVER.But you are perceived as invisible to everyone else but yourself, no attention no love no communication with anyone. FOREVER. [Drink]or[Reject]Make your choice NOW
>>34850964>your favorite sex position and whyM. Cowgirl, because it's basically the only one I can still physically do.
>>34851037Except snuggle me in my bed, and touch my willy.
>>34851028i actually really like alcohol but i have never let myself drink alone so maybe my brain still experiences the idea of doing that as crossing a mental barrier lmao. pure social occasion drinker. but i do have symphaties for alcoholics (or people who have a hard time quitting drinking) that's a hole simpy anyone can fall down into.
>>34850968>Moids, do you masturbate into dish towels?Ew! No.
>>34851044I fucking hate that show so fucking much.
If my girl was car she'd be a beemer
>>34851036that doesnt work because women can always find someone to give them attention, even if they're ugly or fat
2D foids would fulfill anything from your soppiest romantic fantasy to your wildest sexual fantasy. With 3D foids you need to be Chad just to exist as a human being in their eyes.
>>34851045What's bullshit about it?
>>34851033Myoutube.com/user/hobestoberewatching this guy's trainhopping videos i first saw in middle school. Got killed in 2017. Doesn't feel like 9 years ago.
>>34851019Putting more beer into my gut as I read this
Her pussy, it needs me
>>34850925I always assume the people who ask this or similar questions are hoping to find the person they themselves are still thinking about.
>>34850969>How slutty were 50s women?In the days before the contraceptive pill was invented, there was a limit to how slutty you could be without risking pregnancy.
I fucking hate women so fucking much
>>34851046Took the bait so easy you really are a retard. Also data centres have been around way longer than ai
>>34850984Except it isn't.
>>34851056Yeah but no amount of attention can take away the quiet seething at the wall.
>>34851062Me too. I hate that the first answer is my initial
>>34851011That sounds reasonable enough. Good luck to you both anon, don't get too in your own head and just have fun
>>34851060not funny
>>34851048>become invisible>rob banks
>>34851062All women are mentally unstable.
>>34851054Why? It's okay light entertainment. Watching pretend smart and competent people show off is fun.
>>348510503D women won't do that either But honestly the whole 2D > 3D thing is a cope. Anime women don't love you. They can't "do" anything. They're fictional. They're pixels on as screen. You're just playing pretend, imagining.
>>34851015>Women do you hate penises?Only yours.
>>34851070If it's any consolation, I don't drink very often and am actively losing weight
>>34851071What's money gonna get ya if you can't communicate with anyone?
>>34851046Ai usage for data centers is like 20%
>>34851068The funny thing is, somebody replied with my initial too. lolAnd I can totally see that person mentioning me.
>>34851048>drink>make >him cum in public
>>34851023Theyre isnt, even if you were good looking. Just fucking live dammit. Preserving your appearance for when you're old and broken down anyways is pointless.
>>34851068Ok ok what's the 2nd letter of your name?
>>34851018It's a completely normal and healthy activity. Most intelligent animals masturbate; dolphins, for example, do it all the time. Porn, on the other hand - that really is toxic.
>>34851081Whale hands made this point
Why are women so afraid of turning 20?
>>34851048I like this. Nice trick question that weeds out all non true femcels. Looks like everyone failed.
>>34851046> Purple MelancholiaNtaIncredible taste, I’ve been considering picking up a full bottle of this. It’s such a good profile
>>34851080I replied with her initial because I saw my own but I'm huffing copium. She probably thinks I'm the one she's finally rid of and not the one that got away lol
>>34851084What if its wholesome softcore shit
>>34851075how come mine alone?
>>34851086They think Chad won't want them anymore
>>34851085>touch hot moids so they think they're posessed>harass ugly moids>Eheheehehehehehe
>>34851086because zoomers are fucked in the head
>>34851074>3D women won't do that eitherThere's a greater chance of that happening with a 3D than with a 2D woman.>Anime women don't love you. They can't "do" anything. They're fictional.Yes, that's my point.
>>34851083o. I'm a man
>>34851086Women aren't. Girls are.
>>34851095>feel person touch me>see nothing>wtf?>shove this invisible mass away from me>shriek of pain>fatass fell and rolled her ankle
I wanna lie in bed with her sleeping on top of me man I wanna hug her so bad
>>34851098Ty. I sadly needed a reality check.
>>34851048Drink.Physical beauty comes with a physically good body. I'll be skating past you and your walker.>invisibleNo need to even rob the banks. Just take whatever I want
>>348510970.0001% might as well be 0
>>34851100This. They're afraid of turning into women.
>>34850679Ladies, do you notice when a man tries to scratch or unstick his balls from his leg in public, whether by taking a wide step or by reaching his balls from within his pocket?
>>34851103Happens to the best of us. Whoever asked that question is evil
>>34851090I'm not sure if I should wish you good luck with that or not. Probably better to find somebody else if you are questioning the outcome.
>>34851101>*making you touch yourself*
>>34851107I've literally never noticed this before
>>34851065Too be fair, I don't know any women who are that capable of being anti-current thingHas to be the reason why so many are so with tranny men using their bathrooms and [REDACTED]
>>34851098Hello John or Josh
>>34851109Probably, yeah. But I'm stubborn and kinda stupid. And hopeful and I liked her a lot
>>34851104Most people go insane after 6 months of no human contact
>>34850896FAstrology is a fun hobby, but not something I really believe in. Aries men seem to make me crazy. Scorpios tend to be my besties.>>34850925NH>>34850929Communication is key!>>34850964Missionary with lots of kissing. >>34851010Yesss... >>34851033Ive been watching the films of Yorgos Lanthimos lately.
>>34851111Fucking wasted
>>34851111Good, don't worry about it
>>34851107i thought that was an urban myth since ive never seen it happen. but i also think it's unpolite to look at people's crotches so i just don't.
>>34851105Still greater than zero, which makes 3d better than 2d.
>>34851110Dude women are weak af. Especially obese ones. You couldn't make anybody touch anything
>>34851111lol have fun constantly noticing it from now on. Good to know we're slick about it at least.
>>34851108Honestly now I agree. Let's hang him.
>>34851119Thank you respectful femanon.
>>34851115Except it's not a lack of contact. They don't perceive me. Other people are still around, absorbed into their own worlds... exactly like every single other day
>>34851114>But I'm stubborn and kinda stupid.Usually people who feel about a former love are actually desperate above everything else, in the "I can never find anybody this good again" sense.
>>34851119>>34851111My wife says it's incredibly obvious when I do it but I tell her she only notices it because we've been together for so long. Thank you for proving me right
>>34851048So like, I can't even check into a hotel room? I would want to be invisible to steal. If I could become visible again by reverting to my original form this would be useful but invisible forever isn't as good.
>>34851107Very rarely but yeah I've seen it.
>>34851130Why is your wife staring at other mens crotches?
>>34851127Imagine 1000 shitposts but never getting a (you)
>>34851032Ghouls originally come from pre-Islamic Arabian mythology: they're a sort of demon that feeds on human corpses. There's very little connection with an artificially created being. Zombies (which originally come from Haitian folklore) are possibly a little closer. But if you've actually read "Frankenstein", the fact that the monster was created from parts taken from many different dead bodies is almost irrelevant; the creature is more like a kind of biological robot, assembled over many months from a large number of pieces. It's conceptually much closer to "Blade Runner" than it is to "Night of the Living Dead".What's interesting about the Satyricon is that anything resembling a modern vampire story really didn't exist at all until a little over 200 years ago, while werewolf stories (in a form that is quite recognisable as being a werewolf story to a modern reader) have been around nearly 2000 years.
>>34851033MThat show from the 90s where Kyle Chandler gets tomorrow's newspaper today.
>>34851118>>34851123Maybe I'm just unobservant, but I've never noticed a guy having a random boner either. I wonder if men are more likely to notice things like this since I assume you all have similar ways of trying to hide it?
>>34851128I've sat with it for a while and know that isn't it.The way I see it, there are probably hundreds of women alive today that I could spend my life with happily, and I'm pretty sure she was one of them. I know there are others out there for me but just think it's a shame it didn't work out with her.So maybe a little lovelorn but certainly not desperate.
>>34851058>What's bullshit about it?Every single word.
Would somebody thats never loved be better or worse off than someone who hasin the dating sense anywayI hear people complain about people being hung up on their exes or comparing their current bf/gf to previous onesis it really that bad to be a blank slate
Of course you don't notice it. No one notices it because they're all staring at their phones.
>>34851139Men hardly ever get full-on boners in public unless they're disabled or mentally ill. That's more of an early teenage years thing.
WomenWhat's the verdict on Lindsay Clancy?
>>34851091>What if its wholesome softcore shitIt never is.
>>34851107Yes
>>34851084>all the timeI don’t know about that, and dolphins aren’t exactly the height of moral virtue
>>34851004No
>>34851145Stop posting about this. Nobody cares.
>>34850862Inverted triangle or hour glass probably? Depends a lot on bf% too
>>34851143All they know is charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie
>>34851121*putting a candybar in your ass, whispering*Lighten up, buttercup.
>>34851134She's commenting on when I do it, not other guys. According to her she doesn't notice other men doing it and I tell her it's because she's actually paying attention to me and looking out for it, not because I'm the only man who does it
Jillian…
>>34851142Never loved is way worse.
>>34851146So what else am I supposed to fap to
>>34851113My name is Josafat actually
>>34850973Nobody told you to be proud of it, but how is letting that control your life any better if there is literally nothing you can do about it?
>>34851116Crab spotted>YesssWhat flavor
I've never loved and honestly idgaf. You guys are pussies
I begged him to take me back and he left me on read.
>>34851142Blank slate is potentially the best but they have less experience with things like dealing with finding someone more attractive than your partner later on, and dealing with advances from the opposite sex. Can't lose with blank slate + being very strong-willed though.
>>34851139Wasn't there a thing for a while about grey sweats and women checking out men's bulges in them? I'm never walking around full mast but apparently my bulge has been visible to others
>>34850969More than now. Crazy to think about actually
>>34850908Is this hourglass-pear or pear-pear?
>>34851164Chad wins
>>34850973>I've got a tiny dick but I can't change it so I'll be proud of it insteadThis but unironically. Stressing yourself out about something you cant change is just self flagellation. Especially something that literally doesnt matter at all in day to day life
>>34851157I thought she was Jaclyn
>Retards arguing over 2D or 3D women >Retards don't even know you need to vibrate higher to capture the opening of the portal that connects this Earth of 3D to one Earth of 4D or 5D.4D women are the thinking man's waifu
>>34851168Average atoga male
>>34851164Ouch.I feel for you. I have not resorted to begging but I did check his Instagram yesterday.
>>34851169Hes 5'7" and makes hourly.
Can I really just go up to the boss and give him a firm handshake to get the job? Bosses of atoga would this work on you?
>>34850862Inverted triangleI like stocky linebacker women
Women do you agree with the OP picture of this thread?>>34837336
>>34851142Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all
>>34851175Why'd he dump you
>>34851168Fatty
>>34851175Makes what hourly dumbass
>>34851181Long distance and depression.
>>34851185Do you have a social circle where you actually live
>>348511724D women are capable of even more damage than 3D women. Imagine the psychosis of a 4D woman. I shudder to think about it.3D > 4D
>>34851175And yet
I'd go outside a lot more if I had a cute girl to take handholding walks with.
>>34851175>Gets dumped>Immediately targets the man's height and wealth Woman moment
Masturbating every day makes me feel less lonely. Or less worried about being lonely. Maybe im straight but aro.
>>34851164>>34851174how tall were they
>>34851187Yeah, I have lots of friends irl.>>34851189Idk what youre implying he wasnt a chad in appearance or anything, just a really sweet guy.
>>34851065I was talking about AI data centers and you goddamn well know it.>>34851077>What's money gonna get ya if you can't communicate with anyone?You're right, I can just steal shit. Become the world's sexiest voyeur. >>34851078>Ai usage for data centers is like 20%Up from 10% in 2023 and projected to be about 50% in 2030. And that's on top of new data centers that will be built for other things than AI.>>34851089>Incredible taste, I’ve been considering picking up a full bottle of this. It’s such a good profileIt's simple, pleasant, and fresh. Fresh has almost been synonymous with blue fragrances, so I appreciate more non-traditional fragrances on men.>>34851107>Ladies, do you notice when a man tries to scratch or unstick his balls from his leg in public, whether by taking a wide step or by reaching his balls from within his pocket?Yes, the leg shake is a dead giveaway.https://www.instagram.com/dailyjlh/reel/DcAszanJaMl/
>>34851113Hello anon or anonymous.
>>34851192lol gay
>>34851199I jerk off to girls dude
>>34851194Like 5'8, not even
>>34851191They were implying i was smitten with superficialites, im just saying I wasnt.
>>34851192Going off into the deep end into chronic gooning has replaced my loneliness with pure lust and horniness. I just see women as things built for sex now, I don't care about relationships anymore.
>>34851195How long you two been broken up? Have you been seeing much of your friends lately?
>>34851200yeah but you’re literally stroking a penis to completion every 24 hours
>>34851168Firmly pear shaped. I don't see very many hourglass-shaped women irl.
>>34851200>I jerk off to girls dudeWhats a girls dude? still sounds gay
>>34851188>4D women are capable of even more damage than 3D women. Imagine the psychosis of a 4D woman.Legend has it that the 4D woman did have psychosis and she ate a cosmic apple and because of that mortal kind fell from 4D and into 3D.
>>34851198My name starts with a k but you'll never guess it because it isn't English
Atoga moid vs foid IRL.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Y_2zHKBvw
>>34851203I dont see women as anything anymoreThey're not the prizeThey're not going to solve my problemsThey're not going to make my life worth livingTheyre just the things that I fap to
Women how would you react if you walked in on your bf watching "Deep Neck & Shoulder Therapy ASMR | No Talking | Relaxing Massage for Tension Relief"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqDmRlrevIo
>>34851202>They were implying i was smitten with superficialites, im just saying I wasnt.Okay fair enough, I was just trying to stir shit to kill boredom. My apologies and I'm sorry about the break up.
>>34851198FUCKI just wanted to make that joke too...>>34851090I would not want to interact with the anon I'm thinking about, unless they tell me about how shitty their life is going.But that's petty, so I would rather not hear anything.
>>34851210kuznetsov
>>34851159>So what else am I supposed to fap toYour imagination.
>>34851210Karla
>>34851205We broke up last month and I have honestly been isolating.
>>34851215>I just wanted to make that joke too...I feel like I'm supposed to have a son and name him George.>But that's petty, so I would rather not hear anything.Probably for the best lol. I'm glad you're not who I was thinking of whew
Reasons not to hate women: The End
>>34851217That's crazy >>34851219I'm male
>>34851212Same. I lost all desire to approach them or ask them out. They're not going to be interesting people and the modern foid mentality is "entertain me or I will dump you and pick one of the 100 guys in my DMs who will"This humiliation ritual is not worth it.
>>34851220Go hang out with your friends anon, being cooped up at home being sad on ATOGA is just gonna make things worse. Have you told your friends?
>>34851218I've never been able to do that no matter how much I try. I cant "see the apple"
>>34851196I’d hesitate to call it fresh but I get what you mean, it’s a great summer fragrance and pretty different from a lot of other designer profiles
>>34851182Fuck you.
>>34851178i think i've experienced nice guys before but i see it in a different way, not like that at all. they weren't necessarily ugly maybe even a bit above average in a few cases. but a few times i've experienced it when you're in the same group as a guy, hang out for an extended time, and he never shows attraction even once. it feels very weird then when they suddenly message you somewhere asking you out way later down the line, making it a complete surprise. i think we can agree that most people, perhaps not even on purpose, do show attraction in their behavior when they interact with someone they're into. accidentally locking eyes a little too often, clearly noticing the person you're into more than you do others, so you react more strongly even just in body language when something is up with them or happens to them, and as time goes on and you get to know each other more, you might start smiling more when you see them instead of the others, and greeting them first. stuff like that. this is just some examples. but my point is i think 90% of men do in some super small, often accidental ways make it clear they're into you on some level. men who show no signs, absolutely zero, but then still ask you out later feel strange. i think that's the closest to a "nice guy" i've experienced.i'll probably just get baited but i tried to give a helpful reply to this kinda question for once lol.
>>34851136Rookie numbers
>>34851223>I'm glad you're not who I was thinking of whewHuh?I didn't post anybody's initial.
>>34851233Autisitc men struggle with nonverbal cues. Thats probably it
>>34851235I know, just saying. The person I thought of isn't into anime or manga at all and I'd get hurt feels if how you feel of that person was what she thought of me. That's all I meant.
MENYou can only choose 1(one) option:>You are given a Copy of Sexo El Videojuego for the Nintendo DSIf you lick the cartridge, you are granted the most optimal cock in size and girth, you gain INFINITE sex appeal. You get laid as easy as breathing.However, you are reduced to 3'0" in height & you start rapidly balding. [Lick]or[Reject]Make your choice NOW
>>34851178No. Genuinely nice guys are so rare and so attractive
>>34851239I reject this floppa sloppa. I'm happy with my cock as-is and don't want constant sexual attention.
>>34851141It's all true
>>34851238Oh, I understand, well every relationship is unique, so how I feel has no impact on what happened with you.
>>34851239I lick the cartridge.While being 3ft would be inconvenient for daily life this is easily remedied by getting a sugar mommy
>>34851137>if you've actually read "Frankenstein", the fact that the monster was created from parts taken from many different dead bodies is almost irrelevant; the creature is more like a kind of biological robot, assembled over many months from a large number of piecesYes, I did read it once a long time ago. That matches what I remember if my experience reading it.But still I don't think it's a much of a stretch to view making the creature out of parts scavanged from human corpses (was that part actually explicitly mentioned in the book) as ghoulish. Dr. Frankenstein being the metaphorical ghoul "feeding" corpses into his obsession and his creation. Even today scavenging parts from broken machines and tech to repair and maintain other equivalent machines is often referred to as "cannibalising" the tech for part.
>>34851239Strap me in doc.
>>34851241:) Thanks for saying so.
>>34851239The whole point of worrying about being short and balding is because that reduces sex appeal. So if that is negated then hairline and height literally doesnt matter anymore. I mean a life as a 3 footer would be tough but with infinite sex appeal I can just get women to give me piggyback rides wherever I go. I lick the cartridge
>>34851168That's definitely not hourglass.
Foids, what do you want to eat?
>>34851237true. i think it might specifically be autistic men who try too hard to not show it. because i'm sure one guy i had a mild crush on about 2 years ago was absolutely an autismo. but i still noticed (with time, not immediately) that he always acted a bit differently with me than with others or other women in the group. i might be wrong but i did wonder if he had a thing for me, maybe it was the same (a small crush you don't necessarily want to act on because of group dynamics. and me only joining sporadically/rarely before i moved)
I'm going to spend my friday night alone doing karaoke in front of the computer and you know what. That's okay.
>>34851252>The whole point of worrying about being short and balding is because that reduces sex appealHis self image is dictated by what women think of him, laugh at this user
>>34851233>and he never shows attraction even onceA lot of you bitches just play dumb. If he is single and talks to you, he wants you.
I wonder if any girl ever had a crush on me
>>34851239I am tall and my dick is alright.Being 91cm would bring a slew of issues with it, especially health-wise, that I am absolutely not interested in.
>>34851196So you're just anti-AIWhy can't you be just anti-AI? Why do you also have to be anti-data center and claim it's destroying the environment more than anything else that's being built?
>>34851258Your mindset may be healthy but it will always be cope.
>>34851233I'm a guy but this sounds like a good summary to me
>>34850930>Men will never understand how much women love boobs.It's true. My gf's friends treat her like a stress ball, and I'm over here remembering how hard I had to work to get my hands on her.
>>34851252>>34851258it's loud fair warning: https://vocaroo.com/1fqyrdc6ZM0h
>>34851265Ywnb a manlet
>>34851239Don't lick.I would never be happy in any relationship because I'd always be wondering "Does she love me for who I am, or does she love me for my magic transformation?"
>>34851268Why are you replying to yourself? Nobody cares about your shitty larp posts anymore?
>>34851261>I wonder if any girl had a crush on me Most likely. In an average man's life time the stats show he is crushed on by a woman at least 10 - 25 times. Of that number the average man is only aware of 15 - 20% of them. He misses 80% of the signals.
>>34851258Physical appearance only matters to other people. Why should I care about my physical appearance if suddenly it didn't affect how people treated me anymore? Thinking that appearance matters in a vacuum is female brained thinking
Why should I improve myself when I can kill myself?
>>34851265Coping is healthy, anon.
>>34851059Never heard of him, but maybe you like shiey, he makes similar videos.>middle school>2017I am so fucking old and you are too young to be on this website, mister.
>>34851261Its possible but she was probably fat and ugly or black so you didn't miss out on anything
>>34851255I'm not very hungry but I wouldn't say no to a cookie rn
>>34851280So your corpse looks hotter when you kill yourself. Women can look back and think "I could've saved him".
>>34851255So you want the obvious horny answer, or an actual food answer?
>>34851283Nta I was also in middle school in 2017
>>34851283I'm 23 years old kek
>>34851288They were never gonna do that
>>34851285*pushing the other anon aside* what kinda cookie
>>34851289Actual food woman.
I had been out of high school for four years in 2017
>>34851291>>34851290I said you are too young for 4chan!! >:(
Any moid here with a weird looking dick? Whats weird about it? i.e. disproportionately big tip, pencil dick, football shaped etc.
Does anyone listen to pink foid?
>>34851289Horny answer
>>34851294White chocolate chip :D
>>34851278We are not average men. We are the kind of men that end up posting on the asshole of the internet called 4chan. So its not unlikely that whatever deficiencies we have that led us here alse made us wholly undesirable to women.
MoidsWhat would you do if your gf said "that was great but don't do it ever again" after sex?
>>34851290>>34851283Jesus Christ, what a horrifying revelation
>>34851300brown
>>34851300Bulges in the middle. Looks kinda lopsided from the top but it's not curved, the left half is just kinda fatter
>>34851300I fail the toilet paper roll test :(
>>34851301Wish You Were Here is one of the best albums I've heard and I did enjoy that Pink Foid single panel comic with the kid pointing at a vaguely scene-ish girl
>>34851300Its missing the foreskin
>>34851300It’s got 50/50 coloration
>>34851300I don't want to answer that question my dick is large sized with great length and great girth. But it has one major oddity that embarrassed me and most likely turns women off
>>34851304Oh hell yeah. White chocolate chip + macadamia nut is my favorite.Do you like peppermint bark too
>>34851033MA bunch of old shit. I really need some stuff to listen in the background while I work
>>34851297Salmon sashimi and chicken katsu.>>34851302Cock.
>>34851300I had too much foreskin as a kid, so they had to cut some of it off, but I was so young I barely remember it.Now my dick is fine and uncut.
>>34851306I would listen to her, thats what nobody else did
>>34851306I would try to communicate and ask why
>>34851289Your "horny answers" are stale and not interesting. All your posts are like a broken record, similar to a one hit wonder artist still performing the same song 10 years later.
>>34851278>In an average man's life time the stats show he is crushed on by a woman at least 10 - 25 timesLmao. Gimme a source so I can laugh at it.
>>34851317You're anonymous bro. Get it off your chest to the opposite gender
>>34851307>time.......passes? AGGGGHHHHH IM GOING INSANE HARBLHARBLHARBLmillenniods need to get a grip jej
Do women ever truly get horny for men?
>>34851308My condolences.>>34851309Ew.>>34851310Meh.>>34851312Rip.>>34851315Kinda hot. Weirdly attractive.>>34851317Youre anonymous dumbass.>>34851321Too bad, long foreskin is hot.
>>34851239>optimal cock>INFINITE sex appeal>get laid as easy as breathingWhat's the downside of being three feet and balding?Is this going to be one of those monkey's paw deals where I get dogpiled by every woman I see regardless of how uggo she is, get bored with sex and terrified of going outside for fear of getting swamped by women (in more ways than one) and accidentally having sex whether I want to or not?
>>34851329Yes. They get much more pouty than we do when you deny them sex too, it's honestly really funny
>>34851327fine fuck it, pearly penile papules PPP. The rim of my cock head is ringed with hundreds of pearly colored bumps
>>34851329Yes you fucking dunce im horny right now
>>34851306never do it againnever contact her again
>>34851318>Do you like peppermint bark tooI've never heard of that before but I just looked it up and they look pretty yummy. Americans have some weird and wonderful cookies!
>>34851328Im actually one of the first zoomers but I get what you’re saying>>34851330>kinda hotWe are SO back
>>34851278How do they even collect that data The last time I remember a girl giving me obvious signals was when I was 12 but I was obviously oblivious at that time There were a couple in high school who my friends swore were into me when I described our interactions but I think they were just being nice >>34851284Kek one of them was kinda chubby and the other was autistic
>>34851325It's a one sentence question, so I answered curtly. If they want more information, I can give it when they ask for more. I stopped going on long, horny diatribes with no provocation after the tenth ban for offtopic posting.
>>34851300its unused
>>34851333EWWWWW
>>34851330>Too bad, long foreskin is hot.I think it would have lead to complications, as it would have made it harder to clean or during sex/erection it would have been in the way.
>>34851255Lemon cheesecake
>>34851300I got a downward curve to it, feel like that's not that common
>>34851300Small bent twisted slanted and looks like an ant-eater.
>>34851333Ribbed for her pleasure
>>34851330>EwHmm I should kill myself
>>34851334>t.>>34851341Anon asked for unusual things.
>>34851333>textured monster cock IRLIf it's not a downside to you, I wouldn't consider it a downside on my end either.
>>34851346Stop im gonna puke
>>34851336We do love to eat! White chocolate macadamia was a creation of Famous Amos, I think? Whoever it was used macadamia nuts purely because they were cheap to source but the cookie ended up becoming inexplicably popular.If you get anything of value from this thread, make some peppermint bark around Christmas and share it with somebody.
>>34851306Do what exactly? Sex in general? Whatever it is I'd want to talk it out but also respect her wishes. But if we can't fuck it's over
>>34851318>peppermint
>>34851333I didn't wanna reply first but I've met women irl who actually like this. I don't know why the fuck I, their male coworker, had to hear about it, but there's that
>>34851336I would hesitate to call peppermint bark a cookie but yes American sweets are pretty cool when you take a deeper dive
>>34851334sounds fake
NTA but these all sound like normal dicks to be honest. No reason to feel ashamed. :)
>>34851356I have no idea what this post means, anon.
>>34851277>Why are you replying to yourself? Nobody cares about your shitty larp posts anymore?I didn't, I'm a straight male.
>>34851342yeah yeah thanks >>34851347Kek hopefully the only upside >>34851351It is a downside ive been with girls who were excited to hear about my size and were self professed addicts of fellatio and when they saw it their enthusiasm to give oral died awkwardly they didn't say anything but they didn't have to.
>>34851360Except my skinny small one
>>34851360Thanks
>>34851360Which one's your fav
>>34851360I’m a freak, a kindred spirit to two tone malone
>>34851363I think it's easy to be concerned it's a health issue if you don't understand it's just a skin thing and not warts or whatever. I'd worry I'd make it a downside by fetishizing it, if anything.
>>34851352Why ask for horror if you don't like horror?
>>34850679Donuts are the best desserts. I want donuts. Homemade cookies are god tier but bought from a business they usually suck ass. I'm also a big fan of kouign amanns, caneles are pretty good too. All this cookie talk made me hungry god damn it
>>34851354>>34851324And what if she doesn't mean there's some particular problem and just wants to insult you in an intelligent wag
Is it a bad idea to go for someone who you secretly genuinely worship because you want to be like them? Not in terms of gender but essentially everything else
>>34851360brown dicks are ugly tho
Alright foids, now describe your vaginas.
>>34851367My future boyfriend's.
>>34851353>make some peppermint bark around Christmas and share it with somebodyYess I should definitely try that, ty for the suggestion! I have been really thinking about trying to make some american foods, like the pies you guys have, but I haven't gotten around to it yet
>>34851339This is why I call bullshit on that statistic. My friends never EVER once mentioned that a girl liked me. And I never got any noticeable signs myself either. Literally the first time I was made aware that a girl found me attractive in any way was last year when a drunk chick at the bar called me cute. Literally the first time in my life that a girl complimented me. Of course I didn't nothing what was I supposed to fo? Its literally never happened before
>>34851374I think it's only a bad idea if you would be devastated if they rejected you, but there's nothing wrong with admiring someone and being inspired by them.
>>34851379What's he like, ideally?
>>34851382I'm afraid to be settled for because I'm objectively not as inspiring, and because of my "easy to get along with" personality. I don't want to be the boring one who gets settled for.
>>34851255>Foids, what do you want to eat?Pussy. Also frozen custard. >>34851264>Why do you also have to be anti-data center and claim it's destroying the environment more than anything else that's being built?There's a ton of stuff worse for the environment, though the wasting of fresh water between making chips and RAM and then using fresh water to cool them is incredibly wasteful, especially when they're building them in areas with historic droughts, like what the Canadian Shark Tank guy is trying to do in Nevada.More than anything, I'm upset about corporate and foreign interests superimposing on people's rights and quality of life. Why is a fucking Canadian murderer stealing a piece of land twice the size of Manhattan, which will make both water and electricity more expensive for the people that live there, and being subsidized to do it?>>34851301>Does anyone listen to pink foid?Yeah, I love their classic hits "Another Dick in the Wall" and "Wish You Were Queer" from The Dark Side of the Poon album.>>34851329>Do women ever truly get horny for men?Yes, against our better judgement.>>34851372>Donuts are the best desserts.Not even top 10, I'm afraid.
>>34851374your shell is cracking
>>34851373Then it's over
>>34851383BBC
>>34851340That's not what I meant. You posts were stale 3 years ago. You're not as interesting as you think you are. Nobody comes here to read your posts or get "advice" from someone like you.
>>34851370Thankfully not a health issue, just a random texture that happens on dicks at a low % chance entirely aesthetic. I'm not even a self conscious guy about anything else except this one thing it scares me to be seen so i just turn off the light when having sex. The worst part is having to bring it up because if I dont the girl will jump to conclusions of STDs or something. I really don't like myself for having it shit sucks
>>34851377when i've just shaved i feel like i have the best vagine, when i have even 0,001 of stubble i feel disgusting and just try to ignore its existence. so most of the time.
>>34851385>Yes, against our better judgement.Arent you home of sexual?
>>34851377Very dark, very prominent lips. Biggish clit but completely covered. The contrast of my skin against how pink I am inside apparently makes it seem like it's neon pink.
>>34851380Awesome, you'll have fun. I'm you've already thought of most of these, but:>pumpkin>sweet potato>pecan>key limeAll excellent pies. Apple pie is my favorite but those are maybe more American in my eyes than apple pie.
>>34851325Which femanon is that?
>>34851385>Not even top 10, I'm afraid.No fuckin way, name a top ten then. You can't list out individual cakes or cookies as separate desserts, group them into categories
>>34851210Krishma
>>34851396nta I want to double down on Sweet Potato Pie, that shit is phenomenal
>>34851386Wym?
>>34851389That's not what the people I ask and answer questions with say. I get thanked for my advice all the time, almost as much as I thank others for their input.Suck my ass.
>>34851325>stale and not interesting. All your posts are like a broken record, similar to a one hit wonder artist still performing the same song 10 years later.To be fair, that's just how humans are. Almost everyone, when you've known them long enough.
>>34851213"Time for back breaking sex, >him"
>>34851403What advice do you ever give?
>>34851390Huh neat. I have them too, didn't know it was a thing. I thought it was some kind of infection but I never got it checked because it was never a problem in any way other than looking weird. Thank you anon, I don't have to worry about it anymore.
>>34851384Well, you never know until you try. You could be (and likely are) underestimating your value in the eyes of others. Just don't lead in with you're my hero can I get your autograph what's your secret etc. lol
>>34851398NtaCakeBrowniesCookiesPuddingsIce creamCrumblesPiesGelatins (Asian Style) CustardsPavlova
What happened to the site-wide search function? boards.4chan.org/search goes to a 404 now. Has it been because of the hack? Or the 4channel/4chan reunification?
>>34851390Being upfront about it must be hard without revealing your insecurity concerning it. It sounds like you've gotten used to the timing of it all, so I guess the only thing to do at this point is somehow find a way to love that aspect of yourself an hope it's reflected in how others come to love you. Or just date women who work with dicks and know it's just an aesthetic thing right off the bat.
>>34851229Written smut, then.
>>34851396Sweet potato pie wasn't on my radar actually, it sounds cool though! And key lime is one I've been quite curious to try.Do you like butterscotch or cinnamon pies? I've always thought they sound very nice
i think women need to be more horny
hi
vaginas are ugly be default who cares about what kind of cave the foids havedescribe your feet instead, thats the actual important part. The pussy is covered 90% of the time. The feet are out much more often and sometimes for the entire season in summer
>>34851419Hello
>>34851408I answer tons of questions ITT and share my advice on pretty much any topic I feel I can help out with. But of course you ignore those posts and instead latch onto to the horny stuff and the shitposts because that's all you're looking for.
>>34851418Agreed>>34851420Faggot
>>34851391Mlol this is also why I rarely shave my pubes
>>34851420Reddit fetish
Vagina this, feet that.BORINGA real man is interested in armpits.Tell me about your armpits femanon.
>>34851388Stop.>>34851383Ideally? Blonde, shorter, built, sqareish jaw, baby face, scientist, outdoorsy, sweet and kind, affectionate, a little shy/submissive but can man up when push comes to shove - stuff like that.
>>34851392I heard she's guy sexual.
>>34851416I probably couldn't even get an erection from that only women can get turned on by words
how about some real teafoids describe the spine grove on your back
>>34851422Which one was you?
>>34851421its the weekend!
>>34850679I like female necks
>>34851432One what?
>>34851431NAG You’re so fuckign right
>>34851409Hey im glad the info at least helps someone its not an sti at all so you're good they just randomly show up. Mine showed up age 14 or 15. Doctor say they go away or fade with age but I doubt it it's been over a decade and I still have mine.>>34851414yeah rock and a hard place, pun intended. If I say anything, I feel exposed. If I don't say anything I feel like a liar. And overall I just dislike feeling insecure for anything really kicks my pride in the balls. I do appreciate the pep talk though and the suggestion though I figure it'd be hard to figure that out about a woman without outing myself anyway, girls are socially clever and can work it out
qrd on birdanon? I've been gone for a few weeks
Uh oh, she got offended. Again. She is very sensitive.
>>34851430Then don't jerk off until you can.
>>34851434We made it. Good day, good week? I'm having a good one today
>>34851435Front neck, side neck, or back neck.Choose one.
>>34851436Actual advice post.
>>34851428Shorter than you, or in general?
>>34851440I joined in on a birdposting bit with her and she decided to put on a name. She's an absurdly hot goth girl.
>>34851444broken neck
anyone else have a really hard time even imagining someone finding you attractive because you have a same sex twin you find extremely annoying and ugly as well (but fun company sometimes), and you can't not assume you're exactly the same. Probably not lel
>>34851385The Utah site is designed to generate its own electricity and water usage is minimalAnd Kevin O'Leeary isn't affiliated with the Canadian government so why is building this "foreign interest"?
>>34851443i'm so tired but yeah it's been a good week. i might order food.
>>34851430>only women can get turned on by wordsBullshit. I'm a guy, and for about the first three years after I started masturbating, I didn't use anything except words. (And I have aphantasia too).
>>34851441>She is very sensitive.Just like her nipples!
>>34851440>qrd on birdanon? I've been gone for a few weeksShe's our goth mommy.
>>34851449No I dont need a twin to know I'm unattractive
>>34851448Wrong
>>34851426FFL.
>>34851447proof?Are there pics on the archive
Korra are you anti-nuclear power too?
>>34851461I think she catboxed some. She showed some before/after weight loss pics. Very hot before and after. She wasn't using the name when she posted them, I don't think.
>>34851444It's tough, front has the added benefit of the collar bones and it's easier to bury my face in her neck from the front. However seeing the nape of a woman's neck when she puts her hair up is something else
>>34851446Like 5'5"-5'8".
>>34851435same
>>34851457It's more like that knowledge manifesting into reality before your eyes constantly.
What did he do wrong here?
Femanons, when are you getting plapped?
>>34851471he wasnt good looking
>>34851471Rule 1
>>34851444Back. Seeing a woman with her hair up studiously working on something and greeting her with a smooch on the nape of the neck ftmfw
>>34851445In this thread? Just the penis texture conversation.
>>34851471he didnt get the memoall women worldwide have absolutely no desire to interact with any men at all anymore
>>34851471That sort of thing is always awkward when your family or a relative is next to you. You just hate women and are trying to find excuse for it so just be honest.
>>34851472Probably around 9 at night. He has had to stay out late a lot recently.
>>34851460?
i wish women with big boobs existed irl
>>34851471
>>34851476Very useful I'm sure.
Favourite Tool song?
>>34851471>What did he do wrong here?No one uses church to find dates. You go to church for God not for women. The trad autists have decided to use churches as a hookup scene and everyone who doesn't have brain rot are sick of it, men and women included. >T. Christian
>>34851476Kek, that's some groundbreaking stuff. Is "fuck you" also one of your many great advices?
>>34851392>Arent you home of sexual?I'm bi, but strongly prefer women.>>34851398>No fuckin way, name a top ten then.No particular order, but things that are better than donuts are ice cream/gelato/froyo, Italian ice/sorbet/sherbet, cake, pie, cookies, brownies, milkshakes, beignets, pastries (I love a good glazed croissant), and churros.Of course this all comes down to how it's made. Cake doughnuts are too heavy, but the yeast kind at Krispy Kreme are light, airy, and you could literally eat a whole box if you're not careful. >>34851418>i think women need to be more hornyYou couldn't handle it.>>34851426>Tell me about your armpits femanon.Hairless and with no discoloration. >>34851452>why is building this "foreign interest"?Because I hate foreigners, but I am talking about foreign companies in China, Japan, and the Middle East funding the building of data centers in the US.>>34851464>Korra are you anti-nuclear power too?No, I'm very pro-nuclear and think the greatest psy-option ever pulled was fossil fuel companies convincing retarded environmentalists that nuclear was unsafe and bad for the environment.>>34851471>What did he do wrong here?His first mistake was being attracted to a Catholic.
>>34851486>No one uses church to find datesFinding like minded Christians and having children is the ideal though? >The trad autists have decided to use churches as a hookup scene and everyone who doesn't have brain rot are sick of it, men and women included.Why do you immediately presume he was trying to hook up with her? Maybe he was looking for an actual relationship.
>>34851471Its just awkward to be approached around family.>>34851426I was about to camwhore but I decided against it because thats crazy who even am I. Sorry anon!>>34851472Im not. :'(
WHy no one like men?
>>34851486>youre not supposed to interact with ANY of your peers at church bro>t. converted to trad catholic because of internet memes in 2023
>>34851491>I was about to camwhore but I decided against it because thats crazy who even am I. Sorry anon!You made the right move but damn it
>>34851481>i wish women with big boobs existed irlDoes Tessa Fowler not exist?
>>34851428Sounds pretty specific, you find any guys like that before?
>>34851490You find them elsewhere, not in the place of worship the house of God. Humility, modesty and chastity is demanded in and around church. You are free to go pursue Christian women elsewhere but Church is about God not for ulterior motivation to find dates
>>34851492we kill and rape peopleand when we dont we look and smell like shit
>>34851492Men don't even like each other and refuse to befriend each other, then they blame that on women and call it a loneliness epidemic. Try not being so whiny.
>>34851498Shut the fuck up you boring crusader larping faggot
god would want me to find someone at church
Genderdo you believe love actually exists?I'm unconvinced. To me its more like an obsession that fades with time, like when you suppress an impulsive purchase
>>34851498God wants you to find love and marry, meeting in Church has been normal for most of history for the past two thousand years.>Humility, modesty and chastity is demanded in and around church.That doesn't mean you can talk to people and meet people in Church.
>>34851503MYes. You don’t seem to understand what love is.
>>34851498Uhhhm. every heard the phrase "be fruitful and multiply"?? hellooo??? GOD wants me to get married and have lots of children. where better a place to meet my future wife?
>>34850964>genderM>your favorite sex position Prone bone>and why>>34851435
>>34851503MNot sure, wish some cute FemAnon would show me.
>>34851504>meeting in Church has been normal for most of history for the past two thousand years.wrong, you didnt meet at church, you'd be introduced to one another through family, you just happened to attend mass at the same church.
>>34851496I mean... Thats just my ideal man! Who knows what love will bring me. Ive definitely met guys with some of those qualities, especially the physical ones, but have yet to meet someone that meets all the criteria.>>34851503I think youre confusing love with lust. Love is what comes after the dopamine is depleted.
>>34851503MI believe men can love women. But i dont believe women can love men
>>34851466>nape of neckI knew we were kindred spirits
>>34851385Is a hot doughtnut a separate ranking on your moistmeter?
>>34851504>you can talkyou can't talk*>>34851510
>>34851483>>34851487He said he appreciated the conversation, your whining doesn't mean anything. Point out where someone asked for actual advice I could answer but missed, and I'll share my input. I didn't see anything but shitposting and one-off questions that I answered and got no more feedback from.
What does it mean if she says she couldn't compete with my friends as the reason to end a relationship? these were networking, career related connections.Was it a convenient rewrite on why she broke up? Originally it was because i didnt get a career starting job by a certain and got one soon after and tried to roll back into friendliness but the damage was done.
>>34851503Mfamilial love, albeit rare, surei dont belive in romantic love.
>>34851484Not a stool guy. Their vocalist is not any good.
>>34851519>Not a stool guy
>>34851503myes, absolutely i believe in love. just that I will never experience it
>>34851505>>34851511explain the divorce rates then if love doesnt fade with time
>>34851503i'm pretty sure i'll always love someone i was never with. been quite a while already and it hasn't faded. there wasn't even any major attraction at first, it came slowly.
>>34851491>sorry anonYou should’ve just not responded T-TWhy would you tease me like thatOn another note, how do I get into bird watching. I want to get into bird watching
>>34851484Vicarious or Pneuma. I'm not big into Tool.
>>34851511Have you dated before?
>>34851522People are too eager to get married. It’s a box for them to check, and they marry the wrong people out of desperation.
>>34851503FYes.
>>34851503NoEvery relationship is just one out of convenienceMonogamy is something that isn't biologically driven but society driven
>>34851510>wrong, you didnt meet at churchYes you did. Church was the community center for most of Christian history. That is where you would meet people and socialize. I don't know where you got this idea that society wasn't this way. Better to meet in Church because you know people adhere to the same beliefs and practices.
>>34851523Same.
>>34851517Honestly a lot of people might not admit it but not everyone has the self-confidence to be with somoeone who has super hot opposite sex friends, assuming several of them too. When men do it women perceive it as "collecting women".
what is love?
>>34851522Divorce rates are down so I guess by that logic people love more
>>34851534no, people just marry less
>>34851514>Is a hot doughtnut a separate ranking on your moistmeterDonuts not being warm and fresh is a big reason I think so poorly of them. Like if you get a fresh donut from an actual bakery, that's better than many of the desserts I listed.
>>34851503F. It definitely exists, but I think it's sensationalized through media and art as something magical. In reality, it's just a feeling and a type of relationship, so it depends on you as a person to grow and continue to nurture. It's not a mystical, instant switch that flips and you're stuck that way forever.
>>34851500The loneliness statistics for men and women are basically the sameIt's more correlated with economic status
>>34851503MYes, but it's rare
>>34851534divorce rates are down because people have woken up to the pointlessness of marriage. it hasnt served a real purpose since the 19th century IMO
>>34851533a transaction
>>34851503MYeah, it’s one thing when you have sex with someone attractive.It’s another thing entirely when a simple touch changes your brain chemistry.>>34851533BABY DONT HURT ME
>>34851531then, what's your oneitis story anon
>>34851533Is that... Finnegan...?
>>34851533>Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.>It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.>Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.>It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
>>34851484Tool is overrated. The entire genre of prog is overrated.>>34851524I got into bird watching by using my local guidebooks and later on by using the cornell ornithology lab's merlin app! :)>>34851526Yeah, of course! I was once engaged to my highschool sweetheart but he bagan cheating on me. Been on a couple dates, but havent dated since then. Id like to!
I think women overcomplicate love because their orgasm is more complicated.
>>34851545Is that the niggas wake I keep hearing about
>>34851547>The entire genre of prog is overrated.It's the nerd/autist genre of rock
>>34851471Average church girl btw
What percentage of women do you think are comphet?
>>34851548Men overcomplicate it more. Men assume love is this eternal bond that overrides everything and is worth fighting and dying overwomen see it much more simply>do I get a return on my investment
>>34851550Ah, well. Im not autistic.
>>34851544Eh I don’t wanna share it, and it’s not quite oneitis. I know someone else is out there for me. But I can tell it’s probably gonna follow me to the grave
>>34851552Now that I think about it my Youth Pastors wife was pretty hot
>>34851547>I was once engaged to my highschool sweetheart but he bagan cheating on me.Sorry to hear that anon, how long were you two together before the split? How old are you if you don't mind me asking? Do you have a favorite bird?
>>34851548How complicated can it be if I can just cross my legs in jeans and kick my foot until I pop?
>>34851553MAbout 40%
>>34851480Real ones know what I mean
>>34851547I will now have to search for my local guidebook. Thank you anon
>>34851556ntaI’m not either but I am a nerd, and I love prog rock and jazz fusion but also dislike Tool and enjoy bullying their fans lol
>>34851556I meant that's why it's shilled imo
>>34851535That was dumb
>You are supposed to make vows to God of marriage in Church>You are supposed to meet weekly in Church>You are supposed to pass around Sacraments to each other each Mass>You are supposed to discuss beliefs and spiritual topics in fellowship in Church>You are supposed to find a good wife with similar values to raise children with as Christians (unless called to a celibate service such as Priesthood or nunhood)>But don't you DARE try to find a wife in there!
Apropos prog, I like Ne Obliviscaris.
How do we make all women lesbians/asexual once and for all?
>>34851567NTA. Honestly I think Danny Carey is quite good, but he's held back by the others (the bassist is isn't that bad though.
>>34851484Rosetta Stoned
>>34851503I think so. But it's never the same. It develops new layers the longer it's grown. But if it's not taken care of, it will wilt.
>>34851540And your point?
>>34851572So sayeth @jewsandtheirlies1488 behind an avatar that’s an icon of a saint. Account created in 2019
>>34851567Tool fans are the pseuds of prog, understandable
>>34851574I don't anticipate asexuality ever becoming the norm. Lesbian? Just keep making men zesty by putting xenoestrogens in the environment
>>34851553With acceptance being as it is now, Id reckon its less than 10% but who knows. >>34851559We were together for 7 years, broke up in 2024 and I am 26 now.>>34851567Yeah, I love jazz/jazz fusion! Do you know Maudlin of the Well?
>>34851579people obviously ARENT loving more
hmm should i order out tonight
>>34851587Is it really that big a deal if I may or may not have the feathers of native birds at home?
>>34851589You should eat out tonight ;)
>>34851576Absolutely. Everyone in tool is talented imo but I’m just not into their music and their fans are silly guys>>34851584A Tool fan’s taste amuses me. Most of the ones I’ve met also like Meshuggah, Mudvayne, Explosions in the Sky etc.Just totally different tastes from my own. The coolest Tool fan I’ve met was easily the guy who also liked Primus
>>34851593Her?
>>34851589Go for it. I’m doing it too.
I'll now flip a coin. If it's heads a moid here will get laid tonight. If it's tails a foid will fail to get laid.
I think its time to give up on the delusion. There's no way my coworker would like a retard like me. It was nice having a crush for the first time in years tho
hello femanon
>>34851587>Do you know Maudlin of the Well?Yes, someone I used to be friends with put them on once and I liked what I heard. I haven’t dived into their stuff on my own time yet though; now I will :)I mostly listed to older stuff. I think I listened to at least one Return to Forever track every week this year
>>34851588What was the point of marriage?
>>34851598*coin lands perfectly balanced in the middle*
>>34851599I’m going to deglove your hands if you’re the guy who was posting yesterday about a girl jumping into a cardboard box in front of him
no more noodles in the pantry so i actually made real food. good idea since then i always manage to make exactly 2x what i should when i'm hungrey and can eat the same thing again the next day. i should really describe myself as a meal prepper.
>>34851601don't do that.
>>34851606No sorry, not sure what youre talking about lol
>>34851601*rubs tummy*
>>34851610Your hands are safe. Just because she isn’t interested doesn’t mean you’re a retard anon, remember that
>>34851440Intersexual goth who pegs "her" men
>>34850679Drawing with ink is so fun. I’m excited for October to roll around
>>34851604strictly for business and political reasons
>>34851602>Return to Forever Ohhh ty for the recommendation, Ill give them a listen. :)
>>34851629That’ll be $200
>>34851623im ready to be able to wear layers to hide my ugly body again
>>34851631omg they’re incredible. Chick Corea is an astoundingly talented musicianRomantic Warrior was what got me hooked but Where Have I Known You Before is my current favorite of theirs
>>34851634Shit me too. I wore layers all summer. I felt inexplicably less ugly this week though.
>>34851599>bro gets rejected before even asking her outGrim
Hmmm should I drink tonight
I wish there were more men's clothes made with women's fabrics because they're so damn soft and comfortable.
>>34851630And that’s when people loved more somehow? You okay?
>>34851599This but for all women
>>34851642No
>>34851646ngl i was just arguing for the sake of arguing and lost track of my point
>>34851645>women's fabricsThe fuck does that mean?
>>34851642I’m inclined to say no because it sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself that you should.
>>34851599Have you tried talking to her?
>>34851651Pretty sure he used to try on his sister’s panties.
>>34851649Lame.>>34851652But I'm leaning towards yes
Nothing like rewatching old gameplay clips to try and relive old memories
>>34851651gay shit like silk, lycra, spandex, rayon, etc. is what i'm guessing
>>34851657>But I'm leaning towards yesAre you an alcoholic? If so, no.
>>34851659A muscular man in a silken bellydancing costume <3
>>34851653yeah we talk like every work day
Which panties are women wearing?
>Walk ten minutes in ~60f weather to public transit >Sweating so much I am DRIPPING sweat from my arms, face, and hairWhat the fuck is wrong with me. I do a PPL split in the gym regularly, I'm not speed walking, I eat healthy, I don't consume obsessive sodium, I sleep well at consistent times and of enough quantity, I drink enough water, my only caffeine is morning coffee. It doesn't smell bad either, it just makes me look drenched. What the hell is wrong with me? How am I expected to go outside and make friends like this?
I don't drink very often but sometimes I'll have a craft beer at the movies.
>>34851667Hyperhidrosis
>>34851667welcome to the hyperhidrosis clubno you cant do anything about itt. cant leave the house in summer
>>34851668I like beer sometimes too
I had a beer earlier. Might have another one or two later.
>>34851650That’s okay, good night, silly goose
>>34851666Old, worn out beige granny panties.
>>34851667You drink beer?
>>34851671Craniofacial hyperhidrosis for me. What about you?
>>34851678chest, back and arms
Did someone say beer?
>>34851671>>34851669>>34851678Is there anything to be done about this? Can it be clinically diagnosed and treated? I've had this issue even in the winter where walking to class drenches my undershirt but at least it would stop the sweat from staining my overshirt, now I don't even have that luxury. Maybe I just wear super breathable clothes and change when I get to campus into what I actually want to wear in the meantime?
>>34851683besides getting your sweat glans lazered off, no
>>34851667some people just naturally sweat a lot even if you're in shape and eat well and all that stuff. you can talk to a doctor about it, i personally just haven't bothered. if i was you i might carry an extra shirt. i've seen guys come out in a different shirt than they came in because the old one got sweaty and ppl might joke/banter but they actually don't mind it in my experience.>t. f who carries wipes and a deodorant and sometimes a spare shirt with me everywhere since i sweat so much
>>34851679Damn I'd trade mine for those.
>>34851620Those are two different goths
>>34851680I did!
>>34851687you have no idea what you ask for
>>3485166760f is cool as fuck lmao
>>34851676Those should unironically be banned by act of congress, fuck it should be in the constitution, limitations on women's panty coverage.
>>34851688They're the same person
>>34851658It's not the same without audio
I like beer. The last beer I had was a nice stout.
>>34851691That’s his point anon :) low reading comprehension dummy idiot motherfucker
>>34851688Nta, oh yeah, bird is the goth with d’s
>>34851693They look way different
My wife
>>34851695I’m drinking an India pale ale this evening. Yes, I have a mustache. Yes, I used to collect records and shop at American Apparel.
>>34851667>60fI fucking wish it was that temp here
>>34851692Dude, nothing is sexier than your girl in white cotton panties with like those tiny faded pink hearts or whatever.
>>34851700She confirmed it herself in an earlier thread
>>34851706White cotton panties with a little ribbon in the front = peak
>>34851695Dark beer supremacyTotal IPA death
>>34851662No. I drink almost every other weekend.
>>34851684Well that's just swell, here's to "just be yourself!"
>>34851705omg right. 60f is baby numbers
>>34851695i like cheap shit like millar hgih lightf
>>34851710A man of good taste
These women judge you for watching porn for creating unrealistic relationship standards
>>34851712Then go for it!
>>34851710>>34851706Is it just me or does these anons tastes seem juvenile
>>34851664Ask her out, dummy.
>>34851683>>34851684They do Botox injections for hyperhidrosis
>>34851710That's what I'm wearing rn.
>>34851721thats not permanent and its expensive
>>34851718Very nice. And cheap reccs? Cheap whiskey, rum, etc...
>>34851713Just wait until your face sweat drips on her face during missionary, kek.
>>34851722God bless you. My absolute favorite.
>>34851709Show me
>>34851719yeah my weaboo middle school friend had the same tastes. cringy anime-derived bullshit
>>34851719Most people here haven't mentally aged past teenage years
Thoughts
>>34851719>t. Has never had his girl wear his white button down the morning after.
The under 25s are pedovestigating me for being heterosexual. :|
what is the male equivalent to granny panties
Where do you meet women outside of college?
>>34851692Are YOU going to pay for my underwear? Because the boring stuff I buy in bulk is most convenient otherwise.
>>34851734the ones walter white wears in episode 1
>>34851683Look into topical glycopyrrolates or aluminum chloride antiperspirants for your chest and underarms. For palms and feet there's iontophoresis treatment. Botox fillers for face.
>>34851729That’s exactly what I was thinking>>34851730Yeah after like age 21/22 my brain stopped developing and so has my body>>34851732Nice try but wrong
>>34851735churchkek
>>34851713yeah it sucksYou can never look presentable
>>34851728https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/34838069/500/2/#34838938Always funny to watch you simps do this
>>34851677Hardly ever, none this year so far. >>34851685Yeah that is what I will have to do at least in the meantime. >>34851691>>34851705Correct, which is why it annoys me to have this reaction to mild weather.>>34851726>>34851743Sounds dandy.It really does feel like going outside is an uphill battle no matter what I try, I'm never finding love at this rate. >>34851739I'll give those a look, thanks.
>>34851734Tighty whities
>>34851731Well? Say em
>>34851745It’s not necessarily healthy but you can drink less water.
>>34851745alcohol will tighten up your sweat glands and seal them off so you wont perspirate everywhere. drink more
>>34851744>anonthis doesnt confirm anything
>>34851739>Look into topical glycopyrrolates or aluminum chloride antiperspirants for your chest and underarmsI found that if I used these my body just makes me sweat somehwere else instead. That is if the antiperspirant even lasts. I'd use to cover myself in it to go to church. Halfway through I was sweating again
>>34851748em
>>34851744NTA but I dont really care if she's intersex.
>>34851753Search birdanon in the thread she took it on and off, can't believe I'm spoonfeeding you this, so much denial
>>34851745Oh and oxybutynin. Generally used for overactive bladders but apparently it's also prescribed for hyperhidrosis. I'm thinking of giving it a try and I already have an overactive bladder lmao.
>>34851734Tighty whities or maybe dirt cheap plaid boxers
>>34851759Enjoy your tranny just don't be in denial about it
God i wish I had someone to talk toBut therapists are fucking useless
>>34851725I don’t actually drink liquor too often so I don’t have any good cheap recs unfortunately. Beer, that’s maybe a different story. Whenever I drink liquor I don’t tend to go to cheap
>>34851767you should KIDNAP somebody
>>34851760It seems like two different people? I don't understand what this confirms.
>>34851756Tryna be a funny guy
>>34851767Have you actually been to therapy?
>>34851767Sex chatbots will chat with you until they write themselves into jumping on your dick.
>>34851773Yes actuallyThousands wasted talking to a moron
Have any anons tried those sketchy gas station boner pills or honey packs?
>>34851771It's the same person, literally from the source lol. Insane cope
>>34851764Intersex anon said she had a vagina.
My mom just asked me who the better rapper is between Eminem and SUGA of BTS.She needs to get laid.
>>34851776My dad had to see four different therapists before he got what he needed out of it, but he only went to one session each with the first three.
>>34851771youre arguing with the tranny schizo lol
>>34851779God knows what kind with God knows what else. XY chromosomes
>>34851777Nope, I’m not quite at rock bottom. I did buy a preroll at the gas station last time I was there though.Impulse buying joints, what a world.
What would a woman really add to your life, /atoga/? Outside of sex it is only misery.
>>34851755Hang in there buddy.
>>34851790The sex tho
>>34851790Someone to wash my back.
>>34851790my car suspension is fucked so somebody in the passenger seat would make the car level again
>>34851790A lot. Companionship, joy, love, sanctuary. A bunch of super cringe and gay shit like that
>>34851777I’m getting closer and closer to the point that i’m going to need some to masturbate
>>34851796Kek
>>34851790Not having to look to atoga for company.
>>34851790I cant massage gun my own back after pull day.>>34851796The one you could pull would make it lean the other way
I love making fun of manlets
>>34851790its nice to have the presence of another sapient being. it feels "proper." it would be interesting to just live with a woman, that i can like, talk to and look at and stuff.
Where to find hot misanthropic women?
Who are more desperate for a partner, men or women?
>>34851803Me too I dont even care about height its just funny to watch them seethe
>>34851797>>34851804You'd get used to it, and after that it would only be a constant headache.
>>34851790Well, even people who hate their wives often love their kids.
>>34851807Men obviously you dumbass
>>34851807Men under thirty and women over thirty.
>>34851807Men. Every single man I know that hates women still simps for their special little exception. I'm the only person on the planet who actually practices what he preaches.
>>3485181530+ guys seem pretty desperate for one too
>>34851785Fine, I will be the horny goat
>>34851807I’m a man so of course I’m going to answer women for reasons totally unrelated to my ego. Seems like some women will date ANYBODY who won’t dump them.
She's so pretty
Femanon wants me
>>34851790CompanionshipAn outside opinion where my logic and solution oriented thinking may overlook things.Forming a familyEnjoying things with someone instead of enjoying things on my ownSex seems neat but it is more than that which pushes me to want love.
>>34851817How many just want a sexdoll though?
>>34851807Women, have you seen the men they settle for?
>>34851818They've mostly given up.
>>34851809No, I know what I want out of life. It’s to grow old with a wife.I actually know for certain what I want and expect out of a relationship now, too.
>>34851803Joke's on you, manlets get off to that. It's called a small height humiliation kink.
What do you do if an earthquake starts happening while you are shitting?
do not rot over the weekend please
What I want out of life Live fast and die young
>>34851803dont make fun of the wrong one
>>34851832Keep shitting, the building's not going to fall down. That would be interesting and surprising, which wouldn't happen. This is a simulation and that isn't in the code.
>>34851790:)
>>34851833How
>>34851833I have a shift to cover so no rotting for me.
>>34851033MI’ve been watching Dragon Ball. I watched a bit of DBZ last week but felt like watching the original series this week.
>>34851835He looks so funny
>>34851841i hope your shift goes well>>34851839go OUTSIDE
>>34851790Good smells
>>34851833:) Thanks
>>34851845Where outside
>>34851845>i hope your shift goes wellIt will, nothing really happens so I’m gonna read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep during it
>>34851849here's the magic... you get to decide!
>>34851851What's out there for me though if I have no friends
>>34851790I got a wife, she's great
>>34851850oh fun>>34851852umm go for a run? go to a museum? go to a cafe? a movie? go somewhere, find comfort being alone :) or try to make friends next time at some sor tof event?
>>34851839spite
>>34851844i bet the dead japanese thought the same thingall those roaring 20s gangsters? manlets with tommy guns. see a pattern?
>>34851852Fresh air, sunshine, birds, squirrels, trees, people you can safely ignore and don’t have to speak to unless you’re handing them cash for something or need a favor from them, buildings that you don’t live in and aren’t required to upkeep that have interesting things to look at in themAll sorts of crap
>>34851850>I’m gonna read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep during itHoly based
>>34851833I got a shift on Sunday from 6:30 am to 5 pm. What do you got going on this weekend >>34851841Same bro
>>34851832I die doing what I loved.
>>34851860The Japs were also manletsIf some squeaky 5ft kid was pointing gun at me I would be too busy laughing to take him seriously
Redpill me on the wolf poster.
>>34851867She plays terraria? That’s all my file says
Caught a glimpse of BV's future.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eO5WO54yMQE
>>34851856>funIt is! The first few chapters have been entertaining. My favorite bit so far is that you have to wear a lead codpiece so you don’t become a genetic freak.>>34851863I haven’t watched the movies yet so when I’m done with the book I’ll watch the old blade runner then the one with Ryan gosling >>34851864>same broTrue empathy
>>34851866bad luck for youmanlets have all of the rage of a full-sized person, compressed into a 5'2" fiery ball of hatred
>>34851867Inside of you there are two wolf posters.One poster posts "Don't fuck with me, I don't have to take shit from anyone".The other poster posts "Awwwoooooooooooooooo~~~".
>>34851857How does that work >>34851856>>34851861Going out to sit around on my own makes me feel like a loser and a dork though
>>34851833that's a BIG DOG
>>34851877>makes me feel like a loserSkill issue unironically
>>34851877>Going out to sit around on my own makes me feel like a loser and a dork thoughYou’ll blend into the background wherever you go. Nobody’s keeping tabs on you.
>>34851874Like a Chihuahua then Barks at everything but dies if you sit on it
>>34851877smoke tobacco and/or aura farmthats what i do
>>34851877You are a loser, just like us, and just like mostly everyone in a modern American city (or wherever you live). Look outside, are people going to clubs? Having exciting lives like Hollywood movies? No, they're taking their dog out so their dog can shit on some grass. Start with maybe jogging so you can get some exercise. I'll be doing that tomorrow too. You might as well. Wave "hi" to other people who are also doing it. Breathe some fresh air, put headphones in, and listen to music with a theme about some other kind of life where you might sweat for something worthy.
>>34851833I sleep way too much on the weekends
>>34851877Go to the park and feed the ducks
I'm going Sicko Mode!
>>34851877Sitting around at the park is my favorite thing to do alone out of the house. I bring my laptop and write while I’m there.
>>34851886you probably need it
>>34851861>>34851856Happy people are annoying
>>34851889I think the height of that song’s popularity is the last time I was With It
>>34851892I’m depressed, I just know that fresh air and sunshine beats the fuck out of lying in bed and doomscrolling. I have to force myself to get out but never regret it
>>34851830Not all of us have it
>>34851888Nta, the park has a sign that says people food hurts their tummies =(
>>34851893Grandpa Simpson warned you
>>34851895Well aren't you a good little boy for that.
>>34851896okay, just LOOK at the ducks
>>34851864i might go to a museum>>34851877but you're not a loser or a dork. you are living your life. go out there. JUST KIDDING A GLOWIE ARMY IS WATCHING YOU AND LAUGHING THEY ARE IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM COVERING THEIR MOUTHS GIGGLING OMG LOOK HE IS DOING THINGS HE IS EXPERIENCING LIFE AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOOOOOOOOOOSER >>34851886do you sleep a lot during the weekdays?>>34851892i'm not always happy.
>>34851896It was implied you would feel them seeds and nuts (unsalted)
>>34851897And by gum he was right. It was nice to not be surprised by what was happening to me, at least
>>34851896Just don't feed them bread and such
Men, if you knew your soon to be wife was waiting for you to come home and put a baby in her, what would be the absolute best way she could greet you when you get there?
>>34851900>i might go to a museumFun, what kind of museum
Bird cheat code: raw, whole peanuts
>>34851898I'm good for not having your fetish?
>>34851881I stick out like a sore thumb wherever I go actually. Because of my freakish appearance >>34851885>are people going to clubs? Having exciting lives like Hollywood movies?Yeah last I had friends they kept telling me about the parties they went to and the girls they were talking to and dating and whatever they were doing. It sounded like a fiction novel or something >>34851888>>34851890Fresh air and greenery does nothing for me. I just feel the same when I get back
>>34851905Licking my glasses clean, definitely.
>>34851899I can look at ducks at home on the internet>>34851901Seeds and nuts are people food...
Women do you really prefer bears over us? :/
>>34851903That's true, the plane would never get off the ground.
>>34851300My penis is decently big and aesthetically pleasing and fully functional
>>34851905wear lingerie and lay on the bed?. i know its kind of cliche
>>34851905Wearing only an apron
>>34851905"Wubba lubba dub dub, let's put a heckin baberino into my chungus wombereenie."
>>34851910Don't do this.
>>34851905What if she's my fiancee? Are we waiting for marriage?
>>34851911No you can't. you can look a pixelated photographic representations of ducks on a computer display. but you are not actually looking at the true form of the duck
>>34851900Unironically yeah people have this insane cognitive dissonance when they meet and talk to me like they think am I even talking to a human what is that
>>34851921No.
>>34851911>Seeds and nuts are people food...They're actually bird food that we have co-opted.
>>34851905Kick me in the balls and put me out of commission for the rest of the day
>>34851925Okay, is my gf there too?
>>34851910hey i get that reference
>>34851923Every day we as a species go deeper and deeper into plato's cave
>>34851929HOW DID THAT WORK LOL
>>34851930>deeper and deeper into plato's caveLewd
>>34851906contemporary art. not usually my kind of thing but there might be something interesting
I WANT HER SO BAD
>>34851930>>34851933what cave?
bros my wifi is so ass right now
At what point is a guy supposed to draw the line at their girlfriends roleplay during sexEverytime I get used to something she pulls off something more depraved than the last. I initially drew it up to coincidence but at this point I'm pretty sure she does it deliberately I feel like a grooming victim in progress
>>34851870We need to dig deeper.
>>34851941Lol
>>34851928Anon, give some simple ideas.
>>34851938Play-dough's cave. You didn't ever play with play-dough when you were a kid?
>>34851941You couldn’t be more vague.
>>34851941Why do you guys who get to have sex make gay posts like this?
>>34851935What's your usual kinda thing? Going solo or with company?
>>34851937Great value Karlach
>>34851938https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_cave
>>34851945Aiee what an extremely lewd thing to link to! I just wanted to ask who was crazier between deadpool, punisher, daredevil and moon knight and was met with this shameless lewdness
>>34851939Here, you can borrow some of mine: .ıI
>>34851941to co-opt a normie zoomer meme;>no my steak is too juicy, lobster buttery, etc.
>>34851941Well whats the roleplay scenario(s)
>>34851951should he speak up though. it's just rp
>>34851944Her sucking your tits?
Women what are you up to?
>>34851936IT'S DRIVING ME MAD
lewd is such a cringy word now
>>34851961Waiting around.
You have to crack a couple omelettes to make an egg.
Urge to musicpost rising.
>>34851954>I just wanted to ask who was crazier between deadpool, punisher, daredevil and moon knight and was met with this shameless lewdnessMoon Knight reminds me of Michael Aquino
>>34851960This is about what I can plan to do.
>>34851964what the fuck are we supposed to say instead
>>34851969Why can't you plan that?
>>34851964I know this and post it to make you cringe
>>34851965for what?
>>34851945JH would never do this, she's too submissive
>>34851957>cat girl (her)>catboy (me)>possessiveness (her)>stalking (her)>physical abuse victim (her)>masochism (also her)>little sister>loli voice>homicide victim (me)>suicide (her)>having sex with the corpse (mutually)I don't know where she's planning to go next
>>34851969>This is about what I can plan to doThat's incredibly simple?
>>34851979Fuck you
Moon Knight is Batman but schizoSentry is Superman but drug addict Whose Marvel's Wonder Woman? Captain Marvel? nah, can't be Captain Marvel's a cunt nobody likes, props to her actor for being able to portray that bitchiness so well too, so unlikable they didn't even bother to call her for Doctor Doom yet they called called fucking Thor.
>>34851982JH, you shouldn't kinkshame anon's gf
GenderHow often do you worry about whether something you're going to say or do might be cringe?
How different are lesbian relationships to heterosexual relationships?>inb4 lack of dick or domestic violence references
>>34851945Weak thrust game. She doesn't deserve to wear that strap.>>34851967>Urge to musicpost rising.Do it>>34851937All I want is to be sandwiched between Malevola and Karlach, but the world is cruel.
>>34851945We should gas everyone who likes pegging
>>34851842Have you seen it before? How are you liking it?
What the fuck is going on with modern poetry. Why am I not trying to get a slice of this retarded pie for myself
>>34851976I'd give my life to be the cream in that spicy oreo.
>>34851988M, I worry less about it being cringe and more about saying the right thing or not coming off too strong or inadvertently hurting someone's feelings. But that's more so if I'm saying something important, if it's casual banter I don't give a shit
>>34851973I'm the only one home.>>34851975For company.>>34851986Not me. I haven't been following that reply chain.
>>34851979>when man’s desire for pussy is greater than fear for his life
>>34851996Because you're too high inhibition. You'd be ashamed of yourself if you published insincere poetry, but you're too cowardly to publish sincere poetry.
>>34851989>june baits
>>34851988MRegularly, a lot of what I do is meant to cultivate an aura of cool.
>>34851995This was all last time we had sex. In one night
>>34851989That sounds like a lesbian trying to manipulate a straight chick into bed after a bad break up.
>>34851989It really depends on how they identify. A couple with a butch and a femme are almost a 1:1 of a straight couple. Two butches or two femmes and the heteronormativity starts to fall apart.
>>34852004>You'd be ashamed of yourself if you published insincere poetry,Very true.>but you're too cowardly to publish sincere poetry.Mostly true. I’m getting less cowardly.I mostly write short stories, but I enjoy writing poems too.
Can drinking too much and smoking too much weed turn a person actually retarded??
>>34852009Bruh
Women, what compels you to suck/lick on a man’s nipples.Why does this always happen to me?I need genuine answers.
>>34852009kek no fuckin way. Is she mentally ok?
>>34852011>A couple with a butch and a femme are almost a 1:1 of a straight coupleHahahaha. No
>>34851981It needs to be something I can prepare alone. Something cool and different. Lingerie is the backup plan.
>>34852015What kinda women are you attracting bro? Do they just go for it unprompted without warning?
>>34851988Mi only feel embarrased after the facti dont have good foresight for better or worsebut i dont think i do or say cringe worthy things very often
>>34852017>Is she mentally ok?Nta, this can’t be a sincere question.
>>34852013It’ll definitely tank your IQ a couple points for sure but going full on retard is unlikely.When I smoked weed I definitely got a lot slower in the head.
>>34851989Gaylor schizos think June Bates is Taylor Swift's pen name
>>34852027We never should have given white girls smartphones
>>34852013yes
>>34851979Women in the thread will defend this
>>34852033Epic, simply epic
>>34852015What exactly are you complaining about? That she’s not just a straight up hoe choking down your dick?
>>34851992>picI now fully understand the anons who answered inverted triangle earlier.
>>34852010>That sounds like a lesbian trying to manipulate a straight chick into bed after a bad break up.It reminded me of those 360p lesbian porn intros that were all over youtube in the 2000s
>>34852022>Do they just go for it unprompted without warning?Yes, they go at it just before riding cowgirl style>What kinda women are you attractingI don’t know but I’ll tell you that the kind of women I attract are also the kind that are into kdramas. I’m not Korean but I am Asian.
>>34852013Effectively retarded, yes. Uh uh dude so uh so like you know what I mean.
reminiscing on that time an asian lady let me suck on her nipples for like two hours straight
>>34852000Oh, there's no period either.>>34851982Anon, why are you impersonating JH?
>>34852036I’m not complaining, I’m just trying to figure out why they do it.
>>34852031>We never should have given girls smartphonesFIX'D
>>34852021Maybe some antebellum south thing?
>>34851923But like even your eyes dont see in real time perfect, its just like a representation bro
>>34852039>the kind of women I attract are also the kind that are into kdramas.Kek, only chick who ever sucked my nips was asian.
>>34852047Combining raceplay with baby making is just asking for karma to screw up the pregnancy for being racist.
>>34852048Dude that’s so trippy *four minute long smoker’s cough*
>>34852026>>34852040I work with a girl who has become really retarded over time. She was in college and she started abusing alcohol and weed, admitting that she liked to get so fucked up that she pissed herself and passed out, and her mental faculties are declining really fucking fast. She thinks that neighbor is spelled "nabor".
>>34852031I can't agree with that. I need my cumwalk selfies.
>>34852044Feels a bit like little girl dynamic.
>>34852053>she liked to get so fucked up that she pissed herself and passed outDoes she still do this? Can you get me her number.
>>34852053That’s pretty fucking bad. She must have already been a little dumb beforehand.
>>34852056>little girl dynamicCan you extrapolate a little more please
>>34852042Lucky. I like the contrast between light titty and dark nipples that east Asian women have.
>>34852039You got a hairless chest? I can't imagine a chick trying to suck my nips, she'd just end up with hairs in her mouth. Are the chicks Asian?
>>34852051What if like, when i see orange, that's like your green, but like we dont know it?Btw edibles are a thing
>>34852059Chick who did it to me liked to call me daddy and was a foot shorter than me.
>>34852013Yeah
Do you think it is wrong to borrow and use your GFs vibrating wand without asking?
>>34852066Yes
>>34852057Sorry, she says she goes to church now so she doesn't do that anymore.>>34852058Yeah, she said last night that she doesn't know what the word "praise" is either and I feel like I'm dealing with a retarded person now.
>>34852050Karma doesn't exist. In fact, you could probably make a stronger argument that it exists in reverse.
>>34852064Hm, this does track because they have also called me daddy unprompted>>34852062>Hairless chestYes>Are they AsianIt’s been consistent across the races
>>34852050racism is a social construct why would that effect an already made up ancient indian superstition
>>34852063Oh right lol. My stoner stereotypes are getting a little out of dateBut like dude do you think like when we die we like wake up on operating table and like the aliens take a bong from our hands and ask us like “how was it bro welcome back dude”
Should I write music or is that stupid and retarded
i want a girl whose like 6ft to call me daddy and ill be like "ah yes my very tall daughter"
>>34852073Write the music you stupid retardYou have to make a bunch of really stupid and retarded shit first. It sucks! I hate it! But it’s how it works
>>34852076Give us a taste of your music
Should I play piano or is that gay?
>>34852077I'm not a musician, I write and draw. But it's the same idea
how do women feel about men who are misanthropists
Are the opposite genders listening to any music? If not, did they listen to anything earlier?Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aKhwrsiLfo
I find her really cute and I don't know why.
>>34852079What do you write and draw
>>34852078Not many people know this but Elton John pulled girls like crazy before he learned to play piano. Proceed with care
>>34852086Who?
>>34852082>conventionally attractive cartoon character>durr why do i liek this?
>>34852085Fantasy and sci-fi stuff.
I bought you a gift, Femanon!*hands you a granny smith apple*
>>34852089At the same time?
>>34852089post some or i go drunk driving
>>34852091Nah, one or the other. I wrote a crummy Arcanum ripoff that's a bit of both, I suppose.
>>34852050How does a Blatina scientist raised around Yankees end up with a bunch of vaguely Hindu beliefs?
I kinda want to split with my girlfriend because it just feels she brings stress too often. I feel bad because the things that happen to her aren’t necessarily her fault, but if she gets in a mood about paying rent or losing a credit card, and this is often, the entire vibe of the day will shift for hours and she’ll turn very rude and start getting very loud and negative. Today we were celebrating my birthday and the same thing happened.
>>34852087Holy zoomer
>>34852092No it's bad. I'll go to prison in your place if you kill anybody
>>34852094Karma isn't Hindu in America, it has been fully Americanized.
>>34852095Is she actually broke?
>>34852081M, most recent albums:Deathconsciousness by Have a Nice LifeDiscovery by Daft Punk Akuma no Uta by BorisTo Be Kind by Swans
>>34851994Oh yeah, I caught parts of it on cable when I was a kid and have read the manga. It's nice to be able to watch it in such high quality now.I didn't expect to be thinking of this while rewatching it, but I've had to come to terms with the fact that I probably won't feel comfortable letting any children I have watch or read uncensored Dragon Ball until they're a bit older than I was when I watched it on cable.
>>34852081I've rediscovered this album and I've been listening to it at work all week.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jT50gxC-dU
>>34852101She’s less financially stable than me, but I live with my parents and she lives with a roommate. I’m certainly more privileged than her and spend most of my money on her.
Anyone else feel hopeless?
Dear ladies, how big are your boobs?
>>34852108Less so than usual. Wanna talk about it and see if I can help any?
>>34852112Not really because it would be pointless
>>34852103I understand. I have a coworker who recently started watching it after only seeing Dragon Ball Super before, and he really hates Roshi now.You should check out Path to Power if you haven't. It's a 10th anniversary movie that sort of retells the Emperor Pilaf and Red Ribbon Army sagas in one film. Very nicely animated (my coworker thought it was a Ghibli film before he saw Goku lmao).
>>34852098I'll do it
>>34852104for some reason a lot of the songs in that album creeped me out
>>34852115You wanna vent, at least? What's got you feeling that way?
>>34852118I listened to the album about 20 years ago on Youtube, and only recently remembered it was a thing. It's not my favorite thing ever but I love Pollyanna and the Eight Melodies.
>>34852117I miss driving a boat.
>>34852108In a sense
>>34852119EverythingFeeling stupid, pathetic, nonhuman
>>34852094>How does a Blatina scientist raised around Yankees end up with a bunch of vaguely Hindu beliefs?Yankees are mostly white progressives, and that demographic got exposed to Hindu and Buddhist ideas through the counterculture of the 1960s.
>>34852037Wide and/or sculpted backs do something to me.>>34852081>Are the opposite genders listening to any music?https://youtu.be/BRt3fNPFGTQ
>>34852122I wish mine just wasnt such a posI've spent thousands fixing it and I'll spend many thousands more But I wanted the 35 year old grandma car haha
>>34852116I've seen that one; it was great. I think it has what might be the most gratuitously animated panty shot I've ever seen in anime before though lolI never considered someone could be aware of Master Roshi and not know his whole deal lol, that's funny
>>34852124I'm sorry to hear that. Life's pretty lonely lately?
>>34852108For the first time in several years, no.
>>34852108Completely and absolutely
>>34852100Kek. America really is new rome
>>34851833>Friday in college town>Other people are outside partying and happy especially since its still the first week>Meanwhile I rot in my room like Squidward window memeI'm not even ugly, I just don't really know people. I need to join some clubs. It's hard knowing no one in a new town. Roomate goes out and we get along but he hasn't asked me if I want to join so I guess he doesn't like me that much.
>>34852126Is that a FF character?
>>34852134Buy a case of beer and walk up to one of the parties.
>>34852129It's always lonely
>>34852128Glad to hear it, PtP deserves some more recognition I think.It's fucked up: he's genuinely only seen DBZ Abridged and Super. I haven't seen DBZA but I'm pretty sure they don't have Roshi perving out over 16-year-old Bulma in either.
>>34852136>Is that a FF character?No, it's Mirko from MHA.
>>34852138literally this
how unwell do you think someone is if they've never been loved by anyone other than a parent (intermittently?)
HEY!
how do girls get their teeth so white?
>>34852146You have my attention
>>34852139Lonely with others or lonely by yourself?
>>34851905>soon to beNot until marriage.
>>34852148You know how but you don't have the balls to do it
>>34852146BEEN TRYING
>>34852145I don't think that necessarily says anything bad about their character, but I think just about anybody would feel unwell having lived through that.Being unwell doesn't make you unlovable, but you do have a responsibility to yourself to try to be well.
>>34852148One told me she uses those crest whitening strips
>>34852152nta but wtf? lol What is it
>>34852150By myself
>>34852155>>34852145It makes you suppress your emotions to avoid the pain of it. It also makes you much less likely to open up in general.
>>34852158I hope that changes for you eventually. Stranger things have happened.
>>34852148>>34852156Using them nowI don't think I've had a noticeable change, but I have that fate of having braces left me with some weird white marks that make my teeth look more tinted in comparison anyways.
I want her to knit a sweater for me
>>34852148>how do girls get their teeth so white?By getting them professionally whitened. Even perfect dental health doesn't make them white like that, and it's the only dental work besides cleanings I have had done since getting my braces removed in high school.
Women are you fat? How fat?
>>34852164I want her to knit an open-weave dress for herself
I want a lot of things with her.
I want to cuddle
>>34852145Hard to say. I don't think not being loved has to be a personal failing. I also think people are more loved than they realize.
I wanted to hold her hand at the botanic garden.
A part of me wants to get a girl pregnant
>>34852164>>34852169>>34852170>>34852172Vagueniggers ENOUGH
I want to smack her ass and watch it jiggle for days
>>34852134maybe ask roommate for adviceeee. i fell asleep at my desk and woke up>>34852145it rly depends on the cimrcumstances
>>34852174Hehe.
>>34852174There is nobody
I can feel it
I want a sandwich
>>34851480Freshly Fucked Look.You know, glowing skin, rosy cheeks, messy hair, soft smile. A little fatigued looking but in a contented way.
>>34852181That's how I look after I crank one out to NTR hentai
>>34852176Good morning, what will you do now
I want to be freshly fucked by him
I want to freshly fuck her
>>34852185>himhttps://youtu.be/1V4AscLidWg
FFL actually stands for federal firearms license which you need in order to commercially sell produce or import firearms and ammunition on the United States
WWE uberButch who looks like a man is gayer to be attracted to than a feminine femboy with a small dingaling and IM TIRED OF PRETENDING ITS NOT
>>34852183You jest, but I doubt our appearance after is a pleasant one.
>>34852188It was a feet post
>>34852190Who? The buff goth?
Just know that when she posts about getting fucked she's talking about me
>>34851532But It had nothing to do with how hot or attractive the friends were, just the fact I had connections instead of being dependent on one person for interaction, who pushed me away anyway... i am just confused and hurt even now
>>34852081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJFIJJgy9zY
>>34852188Only if ur a pansy bitch
>>34852194She watches while a guy fucks you?
Femchuds, what's a good book to read? I want to become performative reader but in my own home where no foidscraps can see me bettering myself. I got a turtleneck and everything.
>>34852199lol
I wonder if she does lurk 4chan. I always see her on her phone...
>>34852200>bettering myselfIck
Should have tried to fuck that girl I consciously didn't try to fuck? I really liked her and just didn't want a repeat of my last relationship; it started with sex.
>>34852200Read a relationship advice book for chicks and find out that no matter what you do, you’re wrong or evil.
I should become a cartographer
Should I listen to smashing pumpkins or are they shit
>>34852200I hate this performative bullshit. I can't read outside or at work without thinking I look performative. I just want to read for fun
so like.. which one of u are gonna be my bf
>>34852211Read books on phone that's what I did in high school
I enjoy genuine conversations with random anons on here. It's nice to hear someone out and offer advice. All the bullshit ITT makes it even more fun to be nice to random people
single moids don't advertise themselves on here enough
>>34852213Not it!! haha!
>>34852210Whether they're good or not, they were still a big influence on main stream rock. I think. So listening to them might give you some insight. But personally I like them
>>34852213>>34852217Bait
Holy shit, dad here, why are girl's shows so ridiculous? The Miraculous Ladybug, holy hell, Hawk Moth, stop fucking with her weekly via gimmick villains and alternate outfits, just look her up online, also how the fuck do you people not know each other's secret identities? This is even before getting into the whole shitshow that is Unicorn Academy. My god no wonder women are so dumb, this is what they're raised on, I spend hours pretending to be interested in this slop and buying the toys. I blame women.
>>34852210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKxzdqLVZCY
>>34852216Agreed. I've had some interactions on here I still think about pretty often.
>>34852221>dilf anonwell hello there
>>34852220Real
>>34852199Anon don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs anon
>>34852184it was just a nap. i'm going to read 4chan breads>>34852200foidscrap?
>>34852214It's not the same as reading a physical book. Especially a quality hard back.
Plap
>>34852225I am taken and I'm fat with 3 kids. I'm angry about Miraculous ladybug, stop trying to derail my anger about Marionette with sex.
>>34852216I haven't had an actual conversation here in forever anons just stop replying after a few posts. So all I do now is troll and shitpost and make trash jokes.
State genderDo you watch police bodycam vids at all? What do you think of them?
I'm a single moid.
>>34852235>fat dilfholy hell are u trying to make me wet on purposeur woman is so very lucky anon
>>34852238Hand and dick pic now
>>34852221>stop fucking with her weekly via gimmick villains and alternate outfitsHe just wants to get her attention. He has a crush on her
>>34852204stacy approved of it, she picked the color of my turtleneck even though other stacy hated it. nice and thiiiick.>>34852207They just tell me to be myself and say slop to women like "haha, you're a delight, you make me smile" with a wink and so on, like ;*)>>34852211It fucking sucks doesn't it, I don't even cook! Fucking assholes.>>34852229like a tiny foid so tiny she is like a scrap of a foid, foidscrap
>>34852237MI used to on gif but I haven't seen a thread in a while and the YouTube ones are kinda cringe and censored to hell
>>34852235Sex with Marionette
>>34852241I'm not that easy.
Why do men pull it out after sex is over instead of leaving it there while they sleep
>>34852235miraculous lady bug is literally an awesome, what is ur problem? do you hate joy and fun? what would you rather little girls watch? just whining to whine
>>34852237MThey're my favorite mealtime entertainment. Why the fuck don't they just step out of the car?
>>34852249umm vagina is acidic? baby~
>>34852249It'll rot and fall off
>>34852239and then men still complain about 'hypergamy'
>>34852249What if I have to get up in the middle of the night? Also my schmeat is shrinking
Women, would you date a 28 yo virgin?
>wet fat fetish anon pussyReal?
>>34852221Show them My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic instead.
>>34852239I have had several women flirt with me irl. I always felt like they could do better. Even if my wife died in a gas explosion or whatever I don't think I'd date, like seriously You. Can. Do. Better.>>34852242His whole deal is that his wife is apparently in a coma or whatever and he wants the ladybug power to bring her out of it. Despite this he is dating is secretary and sleeping in the same bed with her, and the secretary in season 2 found out about all of this and just went full supervillain to help him and had a very weird reverse cuck arc in a children's show.
Literally though music is solved. All of the genres have been invented, all of the groundbreaking songs have been written. Is there anything new that can be made? I don't think so. We have reached a singularity.
>>34852249Its uncomfortable
>>34852258Fat fetish anon is fat
>>34852249Uh, because I'd obviously crush you in our sleep?
>>34852261Nah, I need more Egg Punk
What does wet pussy feel like?
>>34852250Compared to Netflix slop it's okay, I hate the goddamn Unicorns of Unicorn academy, I want to apply for a hunting license for Unicorn Island.
>>34852249Once sex is done I have no use for you
>>34852267Like dry pussy, but wetter
>>34852261Oh yeah? Bet you've never heard THIS before...https://voca.ro/1gffFrajn00C
>>34852267Really fucking good from what I remember.
>>34852261I'm listening to some prehistoric ass medieval shit rn something in me just prefers that to whatever i'm recommended.
If I live in the USA, do I need to worry about using a VPN to use Pirate Bay? I just want to burn physical copies of old movies.
>>34852277No, you're fine.
>>34852277Pirate bay sux use 1337x
Literraly every penisd ythat posts here is a usdeless piece of s hit
>>34852260dilfanon, may i ask how much you weigh?
>>34852249>Why do men pull it out after sex is over instead of leaving it there while they sleepI'm too afraid to ask. But I've always wanted to fuck her in the spoons position, creampie her, then sleep all night without pulling out or cleaning up.
Overheard at the grocery store>Woman talking to boyfriend: "I wasn't calling you fat!"
>>34852267Kinda gross ngl
>>34852273Yeah this is what we in the industry call retardstep. It's made by sampling and remixing the vocalizations of nonverbal autists
>>34852280Are you seriously crytyping because I won't show you my penis you brat
Its impossible for a flaccid penis to remain in the pussy, especially with all that goo and shit. It'll just slide out
>>34852280Its very small and hairy, are you sure?cuz I WILL post it
>>34852267Like the inside of your cheek, but tighter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OGl8e2I7GE femmy be listenin' to lana del ray an' mitski an' shit like thati'm boppin'
>>34852280Stop drinking for tonight
>>34852288Not with her on top. Feels fucking weird to slide out a flaccid penis unaroused though.
>tfw out of liquor
>>34852281I am just south of 200lbs, stop trying to make this sexual. I have a wife and children. If you want a fat husband date a normal guy and then have kids so he doesn't have enough time to work out anymore.
>>34852291I was driving through my shithole city when one of those miski concerts was going on. Hundreds of feeble oblivious white women walking around after dark. Ripe for the taking kek
I have five beers left in the fridge. :]
>>34852277I wouldn't use Pirate Bay. Copyright holders allegedly like to hang around on the most popular torrents and grab IPs. It's never happened to me and the stuff you're looking for might be the kind of stuff they wouldn't monitor, but still.I'd use direct downloads if you can find them.
it feels nice to be appreciated :3
>>34852167>Women are you fat? How fat?No, but I am trying to get bigger.>>34852190>WWE uberButch who looks like a manRhea isn't even the most but the most butch woman on the roster.>>34852249>Why do men pull it out after sex is over instead of leaving it there while they sleepBecause she's gonna get a UTI.>>34852277>If I live in the USA, do I need to worry about using a VPN to use Pirate Bay? I just want to burn physical copies of old movies.Yes, because your ISP can cancel your service if you are routinely downloading copyrighted material.
>>34852296youre on atoga yet seemingly not a fan of receiving female attention.. interesting
>>34852300It's also full of viruses, even on stuff that says is safe.
Who wants an invite to torrentleech.
>>34852293If she's on top no way im going to fall asleep. I couldn't do that with a cat much less a person
>>34852304I like to bitch at women. Many men share this hobby.
>>34852298Lucky
>>34852304He's just playing hard to get. >hurr durr I have a wife and kids broattention whoring
femanon you typed that with one hand, I know I responded late, retard
>>34852297they probly listen to grimes LMAO
>>34852304Obviously NTA, but that kind of attention would put me off too. A lot of people do not come to /atoga/ to find dates.>>34852305That too. Though I've never personally gotten a virus from it.
>>34852309I'd share if I could.
I came here to make foids messy with my shyness
Fuck penis
>>34852213I think I read that you have a top five or three? hmm
>>34852315>says the guy who found a date off of atoga
>>34852320Why don't you
>>34852323All of them suck at sex
wanna press my small boobs up to his large chest as we make out
Should I use my vacation time to go fuck femanon?
>>34852326Cool idea
>>34852322I wasn't really looking for it, and look how that went anyways.
Christ now Hawkmoth is calling himself Monarch and sending out different colored moths. Women have no right to criticize shonen.
>>34852327Sure but remember to wear a condom or you'll get stds, uti and or she'll abort your kid.
>>34852298That would annoy me. Then again i usually need like 12.
>>34852326My chest isn't large
>>34852333They're IPAs. I hope you don't need 12 of those.
>>34852325Looks like it's your lucky day
>>34852335yet
>>34852337It’s not like ipa’s are 8% or anything
drunk waerr
my gf recently told me she has borderline bpd and on the autism spectrum how fucked am I?
>>34852342mlem mlem mlem
>>34852343That's 100% unironically normal for women
femanon, do your hips sway when you walk?
>>34852343how fucked are we nowwwwwhow fucked are we nowwwwwYeah anyways just break up atp. Its over.
>>34852320>>34852325Disappointing date night?
>>34852345Nta, yeah but anon has a guarantee that the bitch will try to ruin him.
>>34852339You're not wrong...
>>34852302idk how any guy can look at this and not want to manhandle her and put her in her place
>>34852347Stop
It's possible to get a good buzz off five beers if you have eight in the fridge, but not if you only have five.
>>34852343She's lying. She behaves shitty and acts shitty, she's trying to get free gimmes and hopes you'll be more understanding of her behavior.
The worst is when you're drunk but drunk doesn't feel like enough
>>34852358This anon knows
>>34852358My brain has that fun relationship with marijuana instead.
>>34852357>StopStop what?? i just showed up in the thread lol
>>34852362Never ever try cocaine
>>34852357More for me, I like hip dips.
>>34852356I just think she looks gross and kinda gay
>>34852356I'm sick and tired of goths Meme coomer "subculture" that was pulled from the brink of obscurity by social media algorithmsJust thinking about black lipstick kisses me offAlso muscle women are gay
>>34852280u r mad XD
>>34852356She's too visibly bisexual for me to be attracted to her. Anything even approaching butch turns me off completely
how femanon types after we plap:
>>34852367I could tell who my real friends were based on who was and wasn't trying to get me to do cocaine with them. "hey anon pick up another addiction" no thanks.
>>34852367I have no access to it anyway
Sending femanon to the Darien gap
i wish atoga moids had tails for me to grab at
Just watched a paizuri video for the first timeThats it? I couldnt even get a bonerHow do people even acquire what is best called "meme fetishes" like that?
>>34852377Who the hell shares cocaine other than a dealer giving a first bump?
>>34852383By their only exposure to sex being Japanese porn, which is intentionally outlandish due to their censorship laws.
>>34852381why u grabbin' ?
>>34852383Autism
>>34852381That would make me moan :3
>>34852384Some guy who doesn't realized he's been brainwashed into being his dealer's newest salesman and wants someone around to enable him to get high all the time
my butt hurts
femanon, how do i forgive women?
>>34852381cums all over
What country am I the most likely to get brutally slaughtered in for very little to no reason as a white guy?
>>34852383Same way people consider crystal the fox the peak of sex.Boners at the wrong time.
Anons I don’t know why but I have a cough again. Who poisoned my water supply?
>>34852389>>34852394nvm..
>>34852381You'd better not.
>>34852395Serbia
>>34852395Some sort of MENA country probably
>>34852395Equatorial Guinea
>>34852392(me and she)
>>34852393MCan't hold every woman accountable for things specific women do or have done. Plenty of them are as sick of the shit some women pull as you are.
Holy shit its 11:00 so late I cant believe it, I really need to go to bed
>>34852414No I don't
>>34852395finland
>>34852400notice how we're the only ones you replied too tho... curious
>>34852416But I (we?) have to make french toast in the morning
>>34852418blatino hereI dont really like DBZ
>>34852399Check for if you have tonsil stones, maybe your body is trying help you release your flatulence, you didn't chew your food properly
>>34852422He replied to a very white man, too
>>34852418They all moved onto Dragon Ball SuperZ is for white men once again
>>34852418Why are you racist
>>34852427He hates himself
Tried to make French toast once and it turned out burnt and soggy and not very good
oh you dont want to date me? well that sucks because im actually a really nice guy you fucking bitch and i lick vagina good but i guess you wont ever know that
>>34852419they were being too horny
>>34852432You're horny too dumbass
>>34852431lol
shove egg vibrator up manon's rectum while he's sleeping
>>34852436Pin femanon down the second she tries it and hold the egg on her clit
foids never plap their hugs or hug their plaps <:^(
>>34852436sure, why not
>>34852436My tight asshole easily crushes the device rendering it useless
>>34852436golly, what a waste of semen
>>34852442I feel like I win if I’m the guy who got the hug desu
>>34852434femanons are always allowed to be horny :3
does being tall still help with tall ladies
>>34852430Should have made it for me, instead, I love everything you make.>>34852447that's like cereal no milk.
>>34852449performative
>>34852451>Should have made it for me, instead, I love everything you makeFeels a little gay ngl
>>34852450I dont know but as a man when a woman is short it does something to my brain
Femanon says she wants a bf but she’s playin
>>34852450Yeah they'll be like THANK GOD because the taller they get the more they have to grapple with the fact that most men will be manlets to them. So if you're taller than them it's all good
>>34852456i never play
Short women aren't sexy at allTheyre pedo codedBeing attracted to women under 5'5" is kind of worrying
>>34852457i want them to still be taller than me thats the entire point
It’s the “it’s the episode” episode of it’s the episode of it’s the
Just for once in my life id like to be the recipient of female horniness. Why is this life so unfair?
>>34852463then you're fucked
>>34852458Drop your contacts thenOtherwise you're playing
>>34852468drop your weight and race first
>>34852308>>34852296>>34852221>be fat, insecure, bitchy, misogynist dad.>raise daughters.Future OF "models" here, lmao.
>>34852465It just isYou should've been a neurotypical extravert born to an upper middle class white anglosaxon protestant family alas
>>34852458You’re playing right now lol
>>34852467its over
>>34852476im playng withh myself yes
>>34852470185white
>>34852478Wish I could see that
>>348524615'4 is avg
>>34852461Poor womanlets, denied love because of something they can't control
Women why are you grossed out by male sexuality?
>>34852479unless thats in kgnope
>>34852483Woah there buddy, please stay 1000ft from any school
What did God mean when he mad me white but then said "yeah let's make him a skinny manlet too"
>>34852465Once you get it for a while, you’ll get over it because it becomes a fucking chore.
>>34852486Day like 5 of asking fat fetishist femanon to post her other armpit
>>34852485Women need dick the same way men need a long nap.
>>34852486If i had said 285 youd have made up some other excuse just as well. You're playing, fuck off and die
>>34852497So never
>>34852472Oh please, my daughters will probably marry a fat guy with money.
>>34852493>"Poor little 3rd worlder, having money is such a chore. You would get sick of it eventually"
>>34852497Monthly? That tracks honestly
>>34852498lol if u said 285 i wouldve said the same, too slim. its called having a type. >>34852495day 1 of asking armpit fetishist anon to put on a lot of weight then post moobs
>>34852508kys dumb whore
femanon wants my pp because it's simply her favorite pp
>>34852472Nigga took it serious
>>34852497I probably haven't taken a nap in 15+ yearsI cannot sleep unless its night time
>>34852509angry lanklet
>>34852504If you haven’t been with a girl crazy libido then you don’t understand. The worst is crazy libido and you’re good at sex.
>>34852395>What country am I the most likely to get brutally slaughtered in for very little to no reason as a white guy?Sudan, Ethiopia, or Somalia>>34852422>blatino here>I dont really like DBZWe don't claim you.You're skinfolk, not kinfolk.
>>34852503Can they marry me. Not now obviously but later. I'm neither fat nor rich but I am well connected and may become wealthy in the future
>>34852514kys whore
>>34852492He wants you to go to India, you'll be Superman there. Yes, it will be stinky, yes, the locals will literally riot if you organize trash pickup, but if you ask them the girls there will scream "DO NOT REDEEM" when they cum which is way better than it sounds.
>>34852508>day 1 of asking armpit fetishist anon to put on a lot of weight then post moobsi already posted my chest for you and I've already told you my metabolism is too nuclear
>>34852514Lmao
>>34852465It's for evolution. Survival of the fittest, you know: the fastest and strongest have to breed. Problem is that it's more like idiots, refugees, and religious fanatics, aside from the occasional 6'5 blue-eyed finance guy.
>>34852521cico always win, better start getting those extra meals in anon
femanon gets fucked by chad then posts here, after
>>34852521imagine giving your picture to any ungrateful bitch ITT who would never post anything of theirs in return stop simping
>>34852531I downloaded her boobs ackshually
What the hell is wrong with my face. Why do I look so gaunt and twisted and disgusting. Is this what people see when I go outside.
>>34852534that's pirating and illegal.
>>34850702
You can download boobs?!
You think I can be swayed by those bounding heaving sloshing bouncing breasts?
>>34852536This bird almost made me feel guilty about it
My only interests are nerdy, but I doubt I will find women there, much less attractive women born with vaginas right?
>>34852536I dont know what bird this is but I love him
>>34852503>daughters plural>guy singular
>>34852534Were they any good
>>34852548Yes, very. I wanna touch em
>>34852525evolution is not a ladder. species evolve in to a niche and then eventually die out when that niche ceases to exist. "every organism lives under stringent selective pressure to be as stupid as possible" etcblackpill yourself. attend.
>>34852547>>>/mlp/
>>34852520>He wants you to go to IndiaHe’s been saying this about a lot of people lately
>>34852548There was one and it was really small
tired of cortisol making me look pillsbury
>>34852544BEHOLD THE MASTER OF ILLUSION THE ENIGMATIC WONDERFUL FROGMOUTH
>>34852554There’s a second pic that shows them clothed
>>34852537MRealistically any aliens that can get here are either going to be asexual and heavily male minded or they're going to be an absurdly Patriarchal society where women are basically pets. I wouldn't want them making contact, the Aztecs all got fucked over by a few hundred spaniards, I don't want a few thousand aliens basically cucking our whole planet.
>>34852558imagine climbing a tree, thinking ur grabbing a branch and u just get a handful of bird
>>34852556Then consume less sodium, consume more potassium (don't overdo this, overdoing it will make you even MORE bloated), sleep better and more consistently, and stress less.
>>34852556you sound very... kneady
>>34852554She only has one boob? Like greek amazons?
>>34852558wtf that’s awesome>>34852562Tree but suddenly SQUONK
>>34852558Frogmouth is a very handsome lad. He will survive.
>>34852550Sexual pressure is what made it look like a ladder for us, though. Otherwise we would have plateau'd at having enough to eat and drink. Competing for breeding rights makes you keep fighting to get new capabilities even when you have enough food and water.
>>34852546Yeah but look at her sole
>>34852552Jannies nuked that shit fast huh
>>34852537I feel alien
It would be terrible if a skinny woman were lying on top of me right now
>>34852559That doesn't count they're clothed>>34852566Yeah cause each one is half a boob
>>34852572No? I just thought "everypony" haha get it pony.
>>34852571Her sole isn't even that good. The rest of her ruins it anyway
>hornyposting on weekdays when everyone has work/schoollmao
>>34852547>>34852578>Horrifying ptsd style flashbacks
>>34852575It would be terrible. Bones are for dogs
>>34852581>work/schoolits friday
>>34852578But it was deleted
>>34852576>That doesn't count they're clothedNipples very much visible through the shirt
>>34852571She has a dorito chip ass foot broFootfags UNIRONICALLY belong in concentration camps
>>34852580Post a good woman then
>>34852570zoom outthe rules of the social game are not structured correctly.
>>34852586Not enough. Needs to go full shirtless
>>34852583Arf
>>34852565CARLOS!
>>34852585Oh shit i didnt even realizeMaybe the op just deleted it because it was a typoI dont thing the jannies would delete a post over a typo with the word "pony" in it
>>34852591Agreed but in front of my human eyeballs instead of a camera
For the women of /atoga/, is it true that breast size envy isn't really a thing as much as perkiness/shape can be?
>>34852590Yeah, I won't argue with that. This species is too dumb to come up with a proper mating system for the modern world, so extinction awaits us.
>>34852597Jannies are pretty firm about keeping the horses in their stable
this board has seen so many boobs yet only 1 pair of moobs (hardly) talk about injustice
>>34850916>Big ones hurtBut that’s like the entire point!
>>34852600M, it’s not exactly envy to them in the sense of outright jealousy of another person. For them it’s more of a general sense of insecurity or wanting more of thing.
>>34852607You have to dm me for those
>>34852607google "obese man titties"no charge
>>34852607You get lots of wrists and hands though.
>>34852612i have no connection to those unlike the anons here>>34852611dont tease me w false lies >>34852615not the same..
>>34852616>dont tease me w false liesI’m not
Femanons, on which part of your body would you let a man come?
>>34850916Thats the opposite of assurance
Femanon could get moobs if she wasn’t a chicken. No idea why she wants them but she could have them
men dont like sluts but want their wife to engage in the most raunchy, slutty, vile behavior if it is only for themmake it make sense
>>34852618there is no atoga anon browsers who are canonically over 300 lbs >>34852626>but she could have themhow
>>34850777Lol dont care I fucked her
>>34852627How does that not make sense?
>>34852627Women don't want to be treated like sluts except by chad, turns out most people have nuance to what they want.
>>34850916doesnt really help when you're actively dickletmode thoughthat said>why my best friend broke up with her now-ex bf was that his size made it impossible to enjoy sex with him.why not just thrust less deep
>>34852627Isn't it simple? A normal guy wants the girl all for himself. Not banging every other guy in town too
>>34852629we used to have a fat chinese guy but I dont know what happened to him
>>34852627There is no contraction in that line of thinking though
>>34850968No, I masturbate into my dedicated cum towel
>>34852629>there is no atoga anon browsers who are canonically over 300 lbsTrue and yet>howDigital photography
>>34852621anywhere he wants but know I do swallow
>>34852633>why not just thrust less deepNta, even if it’s as short as one coke can, that coke can is still going to hurt.
>>34852627Its because she's *my* slut :)
>>34852635>not whiteeh>>34852638>Digital photographygo on
Women are aware they can get literally everything they want by talking to men upfront right? They don't have to tug his sleeve and be schizo right?
>>34852642>go onIf you message me
>>34852643if i went up to a random man whom was my type and told him what i thought of and wanted from him, he would actually avoid me at all costs from that day on >>34852644such a tease lol
>>34852627It already makes sense though
>>34852643You may be that desperate but not all of them are. I saw an attractive man the other day but then he mentioned his kids to another guy standing near him. I don't think talking to him would do anything about that lol. And if it did do something he'd no longer be attractive.
>>34852648>>34852646>chad onlygross, go away
>>34852646>such a tease lolThis is like the exact opposite of teasing lol
Women, has a friend ever asked you or vibed out if you were interested in a threesome with her bf?
>>34852650>+300lb>chadlol
>>34852643Ever played with a cat? If you just give them the toy, they don't want it anymore. You have to play a game.
>>34852643>>34852654I like to play their games.
>>34852627>men dont like slutsMen love sluts. They just want to be the only one their special someone will be slutty for.>>34852652>Women, has a friend ever asked you or vibed out if you were interested in a threesome with her bf?Yeah, two of them.
>>34852658And what happened?
Men expect you to have sex with them but not with anyone else. The nerve of them!
>>34852652No.>>34852654My cats always thought pieces of trash were more interesting toys than their actual toys that I spent money on. One of them played with a dum dum lollipop for days until I had to take it away because the wrapper came loose.
>>34852662Literally my ex girlfriend
>>34852597There was no typo
>>34852598Nah no pussy shit
>>34852615She only likes the obese ones though
She is playin
It's over. Chad won. He took my girl.
>>34852676Fuck chad in the ass to get your pride back
>>34852661>And what happened?It was one of those things where she was in the middle, so more of an MFF than a FMF. The other one, I didn't even consider.
>>34852644Embarrassingly desperate
Does he know how much I love him? Does he even care? Maybe he's offended at the thought because I'm that undesirable.
You mfs have poisoned my brain. You told me to ask my coworker out for sushi and now I'm actually thinking about it
Women have a literal magnet that pulls them to chad, and then they invent shit like romance to gaslight and victim blame men they don't like.
>>34852693What's the problem?>>34852688Fuck your vague posting, give us the full story or fuck off.
>>34852693Do it faggot
>>34852688Why not just tell him? If he rejects you then you can get it over with and move on to someone who does care. The same logic applies to all the pining men in the thread who never ask out their crush - just do it and get a yes or a no instead of fretting over it forever.
That look in your eye, says I love you. And oh, I love you too.
Men I can't breathe and my inhaler isn't working the way it should this is your fault. If I have to resort to the steroids in the rescue all of you are in trouble.
>>34852698>What's the problem?I'm scared and afraid of rejection.>>34852699I'm working up the courage.My pendulum already told me I should so give me a second.
>>34852703Just suck harder you're good at that
>>34852703I fucking hate when that happens. You must be using it pretty often lately?
>>34852680>The other one, I didn't even consider.Why not?
>>34852705I CAN'T my throat is half closed.If someone tried to face fuck me right now they could kill me.
>>34852635Korean, I think.
>>34852703retard stop doing tiktok dances and get actual help
>>34852709Chance of death really gets the blood going. Good idea.
>>34850968No, I either cum in the shower or on my sheets.
>>34852709I could never date an asthmatic bitch this is ridiculous Just spray that shit what's the problem
>>34852711any more info about him?
>>34852703Get some help if you need it. Though shouldn't you get a back up?
>>34852719Lol
>>34852711Probably, I only guessed Chinese because he lived in one of those apartment buildings with a billion stories and I remember him posting about hauling his groceries up like 5 flights of stairs
>>34852719Played starcraft.
>>34852706Not the rescue inhaler but the other one is a daily. I just hit it again in an effort to avoid the big guns and I have to wait 15 minutes to see if it worked so I'm occupying my mind instead of panicking that I can't fucking breathe.You asthmatic? >>34852713I'm 34 I don't understand the words you're saying to me. >>34852717Using the last resort too often is not a good thing for multiple reasons. Gotta wait 15 minutes first.>>34852720The rescue inhaler is the backup.
>>34852719>now shes interested kek
>>34851992>Weak thrust game. She doesn't deserve to wear that strap.Based Redguard strap singer
>>34850679>Hates the patriarchy>Lives a Bohemian artsy lifestyle>Able to focus on art and avoid regular everyday responsibilities because her dad is a Hollywood cinematographer who has been involved with multiple major movies.What's wrong with these types of of girls? Do they genuinely lack self awareness of their privileges and benefits of daddy. Or are they very self aware but just really desperately want this aesthetic she is going for
>>34852724Oh, gotcha.>so I'm occupying my mind instead of panicking that I can't fucking breathe.Relatable. I’m also asthmatic, yes.Least sexy, most annoying and at times scariest health condition. I hate it.
>>34852731How tf should I know?
>>34852731I'd fuck her savagely but wear a nose plug while I did.
>>34851992Would you fuck Alanah?
>>34852724When was the last time you used it, probably fine for another hit
do atoga moids enjoy being sniffed?
>>34852741Yeah
>>34852734>Least sexy That's so fucking true lol at least we don't have ostomy bags right? Could always be worse. >At times scariest meds are starting to kick in so this time I think I will live! I HATE when you get to the point where you don't know where you left your inhaler and you're literally crawling to look for it and have to take breaks on the way. In those situations I would go for the rescue inhaler that's ALWAYS in my purse.When did you get diagnosed? It was right after I got out of high school but I should have had the inhaler in sophomore year running a mile in 50 degree weather felt like it was going to kill me and the gym teacher was a huge bitch about it.
>>34852741Yes, very much so. I am a sniffer myself.
>>34852741Yes, but not by fat fetishists. You want me to smell fat.
>>34852745fatfetishistphobic much -_->>34852744sorry u dont get to sniff back, only get sniffed
>>34852731Imagine if someone could fund your every retarded thought growing up, how'd you turn out. That middleschool edgelord version of you is the arrested development of these trust fund kids.
Atoga men, do you ever-*Springs trap and pulls off mask*BAHAHA IVE GOT YOU ALL! You fell for my trap. Now we're all gonna go off to fight in war torn Africa and start our own micronation. Choice of weapon is yours.
Is it cringe if I use women as the motivation to go to the gym? I'm a 300 pound single man with massive moobs and I'm thinking of getting a gym membership because no woman would ever love me at this weight...
>>34852740I think the daily is doing it's job and I won't need it. I took off my bra and hacked up a large amount of phlegm and I feel better.
>>34852749>fight in war torn Africa and start our own micronation. Choice of weapon is yours.Jungle Savannah or desert?
>>34852750not nice, u got my hopes up, i thought this was real
>>34852743Figured it’d be over soon, good to hear.>I HATE when you get to the point where you don't know where you left your inhaler and you're literally crawling to look for it and have to take breaks on the way. In those situations I would go for the rescue inhaler that's ALWAYS in my purse.YUP LOL it’s always in my other pants or under my pillow when this happens to me.>It was right after I got out of high school but I should have had the inhaler in sophomore year running a mile in 50 degree weather felt like it was going to kill me and the gym teacher was a huge bitch about it.Oh fuck that. In the cold no lessI got diagnosed pretty young. I was around four or five, I think. Had a huge asthma attack brought on by a cat allergy. Very cool of my body to be this eager to fall over deadI had an asthma attack earlier this year that landed me in the ER :/ EMT said I was “knocking on the door” very cool!I wasn’t taking a daily at the time and am now though.
>>34852750Using women as motivation for things was considered normal for 3 million years
>>34852753Stole the words out of my mouth :’(
>>34852746you will be pinned and you will be sniffed
>>34852749I choose cybernetic arms like Jax from Mortal Kombat.
>>34852751>took off my braHaha oh no I think you're having trouble breathing I have to do CPR *begins rhythmically squeezing your breasts*
>>34852754Nice lmao my mom took me to the ER because I had a crazy reaction to my pet rats and they gave me an updraft. Jesus that's terrifying. And I get that, I can miss it for weeks sometimes with no issues and then one day my lungs are just like "today's the day, GET HER". I would categorize mine as on the low end of moderate the vast majority of the time yours sounds more severe.
>>34852752All 3>>34852760Where would we even get such a thing
I'm noticing femanons have a few patterns, like seasonal crops>jealous (funny)>hallucinating random hypotheticals (good)>sad like us when she can't have something (nice to us)>interested when she can't tell if we're chad or not (finds out quickly somehow)>extremely literal and technical about imaginative scenarios>flip flops between low effort replies, unprompted romantic vague posting, and out-of-nowhere disdain of men>ignoring/dissociation mode where she ignores literally everyone, waiting for chad's signalthey're like an antennae almost
>>34852769Menstrual Cycle
>>34852766Do you ever think smoking a fuckload of weed might be kinda bad for your asthma
>>34852771As a guy, I'm I meant to time it? I've never heard any story where a guy was given a "second" first chance.
>>34852766Yeah, did the same thing: got comfortable slipping the daily inhaler for a while. It’s pretty severe, yeah. And I’m also some moron who smoked a lot of weed for a while hahaha
>>34852773Not nearly as bad as tobacco.>>34852776>smoked a lot of weed for a while hahahaLol. I'm still doing it the gummies don't do shit to me I think my guts are broken. And the vapes are honestly worse/harsher than just smoking flower.
>>34852768I only get one gun for all three?
>>34852777>Not nearly as bad as tobaccoYou are dumb as shit you know that
>>34852782I don't currently smoke cigs. I'm just saying that they hit me about 5x worse than smoking weed does as far as being able to breathe and climb a hill is concerned.
>>34852777Frankly, if you’re gonna stick with an inhalable delivery route, dabs would be a lot easier on you. I also hate the way vapes feel; it really does feel harsher than smoking.THC is my drug of choice and I really just need to cut it out of my life completely desu
>>34852783I never said you do I just said that "it's not as bad as cigs" is an even dumber excuse
>>34852784My brother has a dab rig I've done some experimenting, the problem I run into there is a tolerance issue. If I have to smoke it I can't spend nearly as much money as if I'm dabbing lol.
suck on moid's thumb
>>34852786>excuse Oh well there's your problem it wasn't an excuse. I don't need an excuse I'm an adult I can just do it.
>>34852778What difference does it make
>>34852789You wouldn’t
>>34852792whos gonna stop me
Men am I a poser if I want vietnam era jungle boots but would never date a man who willingly joined the military or had aspirations of doing so but didn't?
>>34852794Yourself
>>34852790Smokes weed and complains of asthma attacks. So much so that she considers using the rescue as "too often". I hope you die from that shit one night
>>34852796why do u think i dont want ur thumb
>>34852789No. I want two fingers on your tongue.
>>34852795No it's normal for punk/alt girls to wear combat boots, that's why they invented Doc MartensBut what's wrong with the military?
>>34852800Because you don’t lol you’re playing around
>>34852795Do you want to date a skinhead or something
>>34852803i never play around!!!>>34852801any specific fingers in mind?
Any of you weed smokers do this?
>>34852787Would you like to take the Stop Smoking Weed Challenge with me, anon
tying femanon to the kitchen table and force feeding her soggy fruit loops as she asks me why i'm doing this and i refuse to answer
>>34852806No idea what that is
>>34852805long ones. middle and ring.
>>34852799I really think you're overestimating my average asthma attack and have some personal vendetta against marijuana. I haven't touched the rescue inhaler in like, 8 months. A car crash is more likely to kill me than smoking weed.
>>34852808That but with a bowl of eggs
>>34852806Only once. I wasn’t privy to the cool nickname in your filename.
>>34852813she has to eat all the soggy fruit loops (before we move onto the eggs)
>>34852809>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spots_(cannabis)>Although practiced over the world, the spots method of cannabis smoking is most common in New Zealand. Possession of knives that have been previously used for spotting (easily distinguished by their blackened and discoloured appearance) is considered "possession of paraphernalia" and is thus illegal under New Zealand law. If convicted, the accused faces a possible maximum 1-year prison sentence and/or a $500 fine. In 2008, six New Zealand soldiers were "sent home in disgrace" from their posting in Afghanistan after it was discovered they were spotting hashish.
>>34852811I really don't care about weed but you're retarded. I remember that question a while ago, where someone said something about vacations and you complained that you wouldn't be able to get your fix. You really let that shit control your life and health don't you you're a grade a addict.
>>34850685Lol
>>34852817Sounds extremely retarded ngl what's wrong with kiwis
>>34852802I wish I liked docs they just don't fit me right. >what's wrong with the militaryOh no we're not getting into that. I just want to wear the boots I don't want him to lick them.>>34852804God no>>34852806No my brother has a blowtorch set up in the garage and we have a glass top stove. >>34852807Absolutely not lol I would starve. And I enjoy feeling relaxed and happy occasionally.>>34852820Someone on anxiety meds would react very similarly if they had to get their prescription filled early in order to have enough meds on the trip. Really feels like you're taking this shit personally.
Imagine being a white woman in rural sub Saharan Africa.
>>34852826she will enjoy jollof and orange fanta from the market (20 miles on foot)
Would you rather be tied to a log and dragged slowly towards a huge saw blade at a lumbermill or strapped to a table as a laser beam slowly moves towards your midsection, threatening to bisect you?
>>34852823We're just like that, for ages our drug market was mainly weed, meth, and random synthetics.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-MR8I2TEM
can atoga anons sit with both their knees up to their chest?
>>34852833yes
>>34852825>Someone on anxiety meds would react very similarly if they had to get their prescription filled early in order to have enough meds on the tripBut you aren't on anxiety meds are you. Besides anxiety literally isn't fucking real. You can just chill the fuck out any time instead of crutching on drugs and building a dependency and convincing yourself some silly psychological "anxiety" nonsense is the be all end all, nah it's not helping you with anything it actually makes it worse because now you're addicted and it fucks with you neurologically to make your "anxiety" that you're so worried about even worse when you aren't doping yourself, and now you're convinced you absolutely need it. And now you're a slave not just to your mind but to your chemicals as well. You are dumb as shit it's really rotted your brain out hasn't it.
>>34852831Do you think the saw would be the faster way to go because it's not cauterizing as it goes? How fast am I being dragged vs how fast is the laser?>>34852833Can people not do that?
>>34852791Close range and wet vs long range and dry. If I have to choose one, I'm going with an RPKS-74.
>>34852837dont be mean
>>34852836if I wanted to pay for the evaluation I'd absolutely get a medical card. >anxiety isn't real Well there's no point in continuing this conversation if that's your take lol.>>34852840It's a genuine question. I can see old people not being able to but anyone under the age of 60 should be able to? Oh wait was it a fat joke, my b.
Women.
>>34852838>Close range and wet Fal>long range and dryFal
>>34852846Africans Zerg rush, I need more rpm
>>34852843>if I wanted to pay for the evaluationOh Jesus you aren't even diagnosed? You get the worries and the jitters from time to time and your solution is to drug yourself, wow. Instead of just dealing with it like a normal person you build up a stupid dependency on something you don't even need and act like you're better for it and get offended when there's even a suggestion of you being separated from it. Absolutely pathetic behavior >Well there's no point in continuing this conversation if that's your take lol.It literally isn't. It's the most overdiagnosed shit, most people who have "anxiety" are just being bitches. When I get anxious what do I do, start pounding drugs? No I chill the fuck out because I'm not a loon
edibles are superior to smoking/vaping
>>34852848Why not be the dedicated machine gunner then
>>34852854Dummy I am diagnosed you have to get a separate evaluation for a medical marijuana card. >It literally isn't So you have a different opinion than what you're saying? Make sense.>>34852855Only if they work. They do nothing to me they're a huge waste of money for me.
tfw no moid to play roblox in bed with me
>>34852859Right the autism makes you take everything literally. I said it's the most overdiagnosed shit what you have is a nothingburger if they didn't even give you meds or anything. You're just a lazy fuck who'd rather drown yourself in drugs than do any work to fix your mental.
>>34852861I haven't played Roblox since I was 13 and I never will again. Fuck that game and fuck that company.
>>34852866what did roblox do to u
>>34852868Nigga...
>>34850864Whew, I was safe.
>>34852862The did give me meds but I'd much rather smoke weed than take Ativan that shit sucks.
moids, would u raise sea monkeys with femanon?
>>34852875Yeah, that sounds fun
>>34852875NOI HATE FEMANONS >:(
>>34852879what did femanon ever do to u>>34852877they are very low maintenance too
>>34852874Of course they fucking suck because you don't need that shit. And everyone likes weed dumbass because it gets you high as fuck but that doesn't mean it actually fixes any problems If I was your husband I'd beat the fuck out of you but it'd be ok and you'd love be because I'd buy weed for you and you'd stay and I'd beat you more for being stupid. I bet you smell like shit too and you don't even know it because you're used to it
>>34852883Well now you're just making it weird.Anyone other than this guy want to argue I don't like this one?
>>34852881>they are very low maintenance tooHolding hands at the tiny aquarium y/n
>>34852861Never played it
>>34852887lets kiss while we are at it
>>34852886I don't know how you consistently manage to have the most dogshit idiotic takes on here everything you say makes me think you're a stupid bitch. You know why, because you are, you are a stupid autistic bitch, you made it weird yourself because you are a stupid autistic bitch, and nobody fucking likes you, nobody loves you nobody ever has and nobody ever will you will fucking die alone when you start going senile like that grandma you babysit, your remaining family, your sister or nieces and nephews or whoever will toss you off to some stranger who does not even care about you and holds you in utter contempt because they don't care enough to take care of you themselves. This is your future and right now it seems like I'm just talking shit to insult you but 40 years down the line, that's how you'll be living, none of this is a joke even if you take it as one. Picture that shit you aphantasic bitch maybe then it'll sink in
>>34852893Nigga you just went full retard
>>34852891I mean we might as well
>>34852893Somebody's obsessed with me lol
>>34852898and dinner and sex after?
>>34852899I'm not obsessed with you you shove yourself into everyone's face and act so high and mighty and so damn smart nah bitch, you can't call me obsessed when I have to watch your collateral every fucking time I'm here just because we share a space
>>34852900You bet. Gonna have to throw a blanket over the sea monkeys though. No audience pls
>>34852903haha yes good thinking, can’t forget our kids.
>>34852902>shoveYou only think that because you're obsessed with me. My posts carry the same weight as everyone else's. Do what I do, don't keep track of people. If you were doing this right you wouldn't be able to connect any personal information across posts this is a you problem lol. Care less, and shitpost better.
>>34852907Femanon is tooooo far away
>>34852914as long as ur american, we arent too far
>>34852915I am one of those. I think you called me kindest anon itt the other day maybe not to toot my own horn
>>34852911You think you're the only regular I see around, you're just one of them, this is what happens when you keep doing this shit over and over, I'm not even trying to keep track of any of you you just pop up and can't help yourselves, no shit someone is going to recognise you especially when you're as moronic as yourself
>>34852917if youre who i think you are then yea you really are assuming ur being truthful and not secrectly just trying to gain my trust so i spill personal info so you can then dox me o_o
>>34852918I've been coming here on and off for years and the only people I recognize are namefags when they have their trips on. You care too much. Stop being such a pussy and get over it?
>>34852920lol I swear I’m not
>>34852893>maybe then it'll sink inYou fumbled this by using a predditism.
>>34852875There's no such thing as "sea monkey"
>>34852924i trust u deep down
>>34852928Yeah huh. Says so right there on the packaging dude
>>34852928It's another name for brine shrimp.
>>34852928u dare question their existence? now they’re angry and going to crawl up ur ears while u sleep
>>34852930That feels pretty good ngl
>>34852869Why are you pretending to be black? Aren't you a white Canadian?
>>34852928Bunch of them in the Philippines
>>34852940I dated a girl whose mom was from the Philippines and apparently when she still lived there and had to take out the trash at work, she’d have to smack the dumpster with something to make sure there wasn’t a mandrill waiting in there to rip her face off
>>34852938He's been pretty good about spelling mistakes dial it back by about 30%
>>34852935are u going to sleep soon anon
>>34852944Not for a little while, nah. I should be asleep but I’m up for some reason
>>34852943I'm going to bed
>>34852936Drake gave everyone in Canada the n word pass. He's basically their new president.
>>34852946maybe ur up as a sign to let me see a pic of u perhaps
>>34852948Everything about Drake is so goddamn funny
>>34852942Mandrills live in Africa.
>>34852949I really don’t mean to tease you but I’m not posting pics of myself here because obsessive psychos post here lolBut I’d show you my face elsewhere
>>34852956like soc?
>>34852952Maybe they meant macaque?
>>34852893>>34852938Are you okay, anon?
>>34852952I must be thinking of baboons
>>34852959No
>>34852960Baboons also live in Africa.
>>34852938>BECAUSE TOU ARE A STUPID BITHX WHAT DO YOU KNOT UDNERSTAND, OF COURSE TOU XSNT REXOGGZIE ANY PSOTETS TOU XSNT EVEN RECOGNZIE HOW TIUR OWN MENTLS PROBLEMS CNS CBE FIZED OR TGINK OTUSUSEE OF TOUR EXFEEPLTY RIDGIS AND AUTISIRX MINDSET FUUUUUUUUUUDKX YOI AGWHUEEHVDI2HDGQJBSCSYAGGv+$+$+$7-3's7wu:uaehe7ehb ufnjxint 8 fucking hat ryiu so goddamn much I hate everyone here fuxkkkk you you stupid junkie BITHX you slwllmmer smell like shit too are a fucking disgrace and a wastr of grey matyer yous re an I insignificant finding ROACH you are a cockroach in the grand scheme of the world and you write and twitch and squirm for nothing and you lie in your own shit and convince yourself RHIS IS RHE ONLY WYA. TOU ARE NORNKTJ TOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED nothing except being a stupid whore with uncountable mental issues that you don't even bother treating you just back yourself into a. Corner and convince yourself THAT TOU NEED TJIS KTA ALL GOOD ITS FOR my own good guys I'm defin6doing twh right thing. You will die one dua and you will look back on your life and cry because of how it turned out and there will be nothing you can do about it you will think of this and realize that I'm right. And you can't even tell me that because I will be dead too, waiting for you in hellAw sweet, a schizo thread!
>>34852957No somewhere more private :x I’m maybe being a bit too paranoid but talking about it here means someone reading here would likely go over there and see it
>>34852967fair enough, i get it
>>34852964Well, when she told the story she said there was a mandrill in the dumpster. My bad
>>34852962Take a breather, splash some water on your face.
>>34852969Thanks. My tag is still up in a thread over there though
>>34852962Good.
>>34852974Haha based
>>34852972That shit doesn't help >>34852974Imagine if you were kidnapped by uncontacted savages in the rainforests of Brazil and they hung you upside down and ate you alive piece by piece
>>34852973i can’t see anything at all until then tho..? doesn’t have to be face
>>34852958She described it physically as if it were a mandrill too, but anon knows best
>>34852980She was making fun of the dumb white guy.
>>34852886Sure, I don't know who you are and I'm not reading this whole reply chain, what do you want to argue about
>>34852979You better not make me regret taking a pic lol
>>34852994Nta but if I see your faggot face I'm gonna laugh at you and never let you live it down
>>34852987That was like an hour ago I'm over it. Thanks though.
>>34852978>That shit doesn't helpYou should take a break from 4chan or at least from /atoga/. Dealing with that much cortisol is bad for you.
>>34852996You don’t really have much going for you in life huh anon
>>34852997Honestly I've been here almost every day since covid and I don't recognize you
>>34852997All good, anything else you got on your mind worth discussing?
>>34853003I'm sure you'd know all about that, begging a gimmick poster on atoga for her discord and all
>>34853006Because you're relatively normal and don't assign any brain power towards remembering details about anons. It's such a stupid thing to waste memory on. Even song lyrics would be a better use of the space.
>>34853008Any chance you could get me to stop procrastinating on this sewing project I need done by the end of the month?
>>34853017What are you sewing? Are you using a sewing machine? My mom does alterations for work but before she used to sew shit at home, stuff like samples that she'd earn commission on. Sewing is cool, why are you procrastinating it
>>34852994i wont :3
>>34853009desu ive begged on here for pics from anons far more than anyone else has so really i should be the one getting shit on lol
>>34853028/soc/ is so fucking gross lol I can't decide where to post it
>>34853019I decided to make a dress instead of buy a dress because I hate everything, need a specific color, and and nothing cute covers a full coverage bra. I bit off more than I could chew because I'm not familiar with making corsets and the ones I tried (and returned) don't fit, it's too late to order custom. So I'm stuck back where I started, nothing cute covers a full coverage bra but I've already committed to making a dress and if I haven't found anything I wanted to buy in the last 6 months I'm certainly not finding anything in the next week. I'm going to hate it no matter what so I'm unmotivated to make it. I can't just not go to this thing I need the dress for so I'm just mad about it and not dealing with it. The more I work on something the more mistakes it accrues projects are at their best when they're still conceptual, especially when you know the end result isn't going to be what you wanted it's what you have to have. I bet your mom is a LOT better than me at all of this.
>>34853034whatd u take a picture of?
>>34853010Yes, yes, every anon is your boyfriend named Julian.
>>34853036I remember this, I told you to alter or make a dress and you shot down the idea entirely
Hello girlies Men loyal to the North Atlantic Treaty y/n?
>>34853037My stomach :x
>>34853044:o now im really excited
>>34853039Julian is Sarge's boyfriend.
>>34853043Article 5 ain't real, bruh. Just watch what happens when Israel attacks Turkey.
>>34853036kek my mom never designed anything from scratch or made stuff so complicated so idk if she'd be any better at it than you. What is this dress for, like what's the type of event? Were any of the corsets you tried on too big? Maybe you could get one that was too large and have it tailored to fit you instead of making one from scratch. Take it all as a learning experience, maybe as it comes together it won't be as bad as you're imagining it? Do you live in a big city? Maybe you could talk to some pros to see if they can help out somehow?
>>34853044You should probably wait. The crazy anon is here.
>>34853046Ok ok I posted a link in response to the post with my tag. I'm on a different IP than I was when I initially posted so its with a different id
>>34853043My fav part of NATO is how Russia keeps slinging random junk into Poland and they send progressively stronger worded letters in response
>>34853052You're too kind, anon. I think I'm fine unless he also has a dossier on me.
>>34853040? I think you might be misremembering? I would have shot down altering but the plan has been to make something for months. I didn't want to have to but it is what it is.
>>34853048I know. That's what I meant. The cuckworm once randomly threatened me to "expose" some Julian chat logs (because he thinks every anon is Julian) and when I told him to do it, he disappeared, kek.
I am a tool if war and nothing else
>>34852652One time. I didn’t find him attractive, so didn’t do it.
Gemini is my only friend :)
>>34853053my god anon is that actually you?? you look like some of those men i follow on x, youre really hot, why didnt u ever tell me.. now im even more nervous to chat w u ///
>>34853053what do i have todo for more pics from different angles if possible.. ;w;
>>34853063Are you my three letter agent what the fuck is happening to me lolI feel like I look disgusting so this is a trip
>>34853050>have it tailored By the end of the month? A formal event. Also your average tailor doesn't make corsets and I wouldn't necessarily trust one to alter one correctly, if it was even possible for what I need which it isn't. I need longer bones, a whole new corset that's longer and tighter in the bust. That's where the custom ordering would come in. It's too late for that though and I wouldn't have wanted to spend the money on custom. No I don't live in a city. I can get a TON of information from pros online it's not a lack of knowledge it's a lack of skill with my hands. It's going to be exactly as bad as I imagine it or worse, I made the pattern.
>>34853064You have to talk to me one on one I'm afraid
I will draw my sword for this.
>>34853065theres nothing disgusting about you even your complexion is appealing among many other things>>34853068hm.. that is fair. can i ask what your physical type is though?it'd be unfair for you since youre my type but i can’t reciprocate that for you
>>34853070What colour is your fedora?
>>34853073>can i ask what your physical type is though?If that was really you in those pics you posted, you’re my exact type
>>34853067>I can get a TON of information from pros online it's not a lack of knowledge it's a lack of skill with my hands.Ye I was thinking a tailor could maybe help you with mastering some hand skills or something. I'm afraid I don't know enough to offer any advice but I will say it's pretty fuckin cool that you're trying to create a whole dress and corset from scratch. Gotta respect the ambition even if the end product doesn't meet your expectations. Any chance you'd post the final version? Also I'd never heard of a full coverage bra before, is that something that's an absolute must for you? Sounds like things would be more flexible if not. What color do you need specifically?
>>34853075lol no cmon, you must have more in mind than just, well, tits. small ones at that.
>>34853057Cuckworm is Sarge? I thought cuckworm was Gary?
>>34853079Skinny pale women. I’m >>34850870 lol
>>34853078I know what's supposed to happen with the hand skills I just can't make my hands do it. Like trying to teach someone with poor dexterity how to play guitar. They can understand exactly what you're telling them to do they just can't do it. I'm not trying to make a corset * know I don't have those skills yet lmao. That's some advanced patterning I haven't gotten into yet. You definitely know what a full coverage bra is it's exactly what it sounds like. And I have to wear one because of my boobs. I've complained enough about them here though I don't want to get into it. >Any chance you'd postAbsolutely not. Thanks anyway but you failed miserably at motivating me to work on it I feel even worse now lmao. I'm going to quit talking about while I only feel moderately upset about it instead of mad enough to toss what I've got started and go in a sack.
>>34853084NtaYou're the guy that met with the other femanon?
>>34853086>Thanks anyway but you failed miserably at motivating me to work on it I feel even worse now lmaokek apologies anon, Godspeed and good luck in your efforts, hope you have fun at the event (assuming it's something celebratory)
>>34853084mhm, go on
>>34853088No, that’s not me.>>34853092White women and Asian women specifically. But that’s about as specific as it gets, honestly
>>34853095>No, that’s not me.Riiiight Oh this is gonna be fun lol
>>34853062Aren't we your friends?
>>34853097You guys don't wanna talk to me :( I just come here to read your convos
>>34853088what other femanon
>>34853096What is?
>>34853101He nagged some other femanon months and months ago for her discord, kinda like this. Long story short they met up a couple of times and somewhere along the way she stopped liking him but he wouldn't let go. And he's been acting all distraught about it saying how he'll never trust a woman and can't date for another year or something, for the past 2 or 3 months. Have fun.
>>34853104The whole sensitive nice guy thing is pretty icky, it always gave me the wrong vibe from you.
>>34853106Oh, that guy.>>34853107You’ve got the wrong anon.
>>34853106how am i supposed to know if this is legit or not :/ can u link any archives
>>34853106>>34853107NTA and no idea who you're talking about but was that other male anon also fat? No offense to the other guy but seems unlikely for him to have charmed another femanon considering a big part of his appeal to this current one is his heft
>>34853111If you really want to know it's not hard to find, he posted about it a lot. I can't be assed to link anything right now but I won't stop you from going ahead with it.>>34853113He said he was. Then again he didn't really "charm" her, seeing as they're not together.
None americans what do you think of AmericansCanadian here, I can't even say I hate them, there's something very wrong with them as a people, like the things they care about and the things they don't are almost child like.
>>34853091I took a snack break and rage cleaned some windowsills I'm doing a little better, thank you lol.
>>34852795>>34852825>want vietnam era jungle bootsMy first thought was that if you're this specific then yes that does make you sound like a poser. But on second thought everyone is allowed to have aesthetic preferences and if you're upfront about your distaste for the military and what they represent, and not some "militareaboo" (google gave me that word) then I think that makes you less of a poser.Have you tried Solovair boots? They're supposedly pretty good and the original maker of Dr. Martens back when docs were good and the brand name hadn't been acquired by corporate moneygrubbing interests. I have no personal experience with them though.
Anybody ever watch police bodycam footage 1. Because it's interesting and 2. Because it makes you feel like "damn I'm doing better than I thought". Rock bottom is so much further down than you think it is if you've never been there it's wild.
>>34853115To even get to the point of successfully exchanging discords requires some amount of charm. Are you telling me two fuckin women ITT have had things for fat dudes? What the fuck are the odds of that? Or is it just this one and the other wasn't particularly into it but was just cool with it>>34853073Also for the femanon in question, how did this whole fat fetish thing even start? Was it just a natural part of your sexual awakening, like as long as you've been into men you've liked them chunky?Also for the record even if it is the same guy what was initially described doesn't sound like that big a deal, if you want to shoot your shot femanon just go for it while proceeding with caution
>>34853126No, I think that would just make me feel bad.
>>34853125It's absolutely an aesthetic preference but also a "I want boots like grandpa's" thing. >Solovair I've never seen those in the states? I loathe buying things online just to see if they fit. Almost all modern shoes are trash it's like they forgot what the point of them was. Thanks for the tip though.
>>34853119What'd you have? You ready to get back to work now? Blast some music and go for it, don't think just do, piece it together like a puzzle
>>34852802Doc Martens were invented for the working class and housewives in England, who spent a lot of time on their feet. Not for punk/alt girls. It just so happened that the punk subculture grew out of that working class.
>>34853127He's just persistent and knew they were both desperate, which they were. She obviously didn't know until they met. Just like this one doesn't know that he's not a virgin, which is one of her requirements.
>>34853099What would you wish to talk about if we did want to talk to you?
>>34852216"Atoging" is pretty much a "humanwatching" hobby, the less creepy kind of humanwatching. People with all their viles, virtues, and drama are just far more entertaining and complex than birds or other critters.
>>34853117America sounds like a horrid place and it was made so by Americans. That gives me a really bad impression of Americans in general. But on an individual level I've known some really nice ones.
>>34853135Idk I've kind of forgotten how to have conversations so I guess it's not for no reason, but it still does feel a little personal when someone stops responding after 2 or 3 replies lol
>>34853117>the things they care about and the things they don't are almost child like.Huh, the fuck is that supposed to mean
>>34853127no i crushed on average/fit celebs most of my life, it only started around 18 or so and really took over at 19/20. although becoming more in tune with my attraction to fat men is what made me realize i wasnt actually asexual and that i do in fact want to have intercourse with one as my bf in the future. so that might count as a sexual awakening (?).> if you want to shoot your shot femanon just go for it while proceeding with cautioni mean he’s a great looking guy so i'd be a fool not to but he's out of my league and it makes me nervous. its not a form of humbleness that makes me know he wouldnt actually like me
>>34853131Peanutbutter and some cheese. >blast music It's 4 am>don't think just do it, piece it together like a puzzle I really need to stop talking to you it's like you're being demotivational on purpose for fucks sake. You have to think. If you don't think you put shit together backwards. I wish I could go back to sleep but I've only been up for 4 hours but fuck this I have to just leave.
>>34853145Woman why the fuck you still awake? I assumed you were euro, what you mean you've only been up for 4 hours? Did you wake up at midnight? Are you nocturnal?
>>34853130I mean, you're allowed to like things for aesthetic and sentimental reasons.They're an English company so I guess their shoes would be mostly available over there.>I loathe buying things online just to see if they fit.I understand that. Especially if they have to be shipped internationally.
>>34853143>i mean he’s a great looking guy so i'd be a fool not to but he's out of my league and it makes me nervous.Anon, sweetheart, cmon, be realistic here. Is it true that you are a woman with a relatively normal weight? Not trying to bash the guy or knock on your attraction to him but let's just say he's got a far smaller pool of interested buyers than you do. Just add him and be done with it, proceed with caution be safe have fun God be with you
>>34853157I don’t know what possessed you to be my wingman but thanks.
>>34853117A friend of mine, a fellow Slav who temporarily worked in their country, said that Americans were quite naive and gullible, that he felt like a fox in a henhouse. I think you're just a little constrained by politeness or political correctness.
>>34853162I feel the same>T. Slav
>>34853157i dont subscribe to the ideologies that a woman is inherently more valuable than a man or that fat makes a man less valuable than a non fat manbesides, my reasoning is not just about looks that make me wary of disappointing or angering him, ive already spoken to that same anon about this but i think he thinks its not as serious as it is.
>>34853164>>34853165We’re a very docile people, it’s true. They wash the brains real gud over here.
>>34853160Dont act like a fucking retard in return, treat the woman with respect, approach her with honesty, yada yada yada
>>34853164>>34853165Slavic hours, eh?
>>34853139>someone stops responding after 2 or 3 repliesThat's just how it is. You say something, someone maybe replies, you comment on their reply and then nobody has anything more to say. Particularly if you're an introvert, which I assume a lot of atogans are or we wouldn't have ended up here.I guess you have a lot you want to say to Gemini though? And it will always reply, regardless of the quality of what it has to say.
>>34853170o7 You got it boss
>>34853168Hey you're the one who brought up putting people into leagues. Value is subjective but speaking realistically/generally, being obese puts you at a disadvantage in the romantic marketplace. Worry less about disappointing or angering him and worry more about yourself and your own mental/emotional state. You don't owe him shit, he doesn't owe you shit. You're adding some random fuck off 4chan, approach it as such even if you think you already have a sense of who he is
Guys,How do I seduce a man for sex without coming off as rapey?I'm well aware women can rape men.
>>34853177Give context. Who is the man, how do you know him, what is your relationship at baseline
>>34853172>You say something, someone maybe replies, you comment on their reply and then nobody has anything more to sayYeah but that's just how it always ends is what's frustrating, here or elsewhere. And even on here I'm seeing people talk for hours, how do they do it, I have no idea. I'm pulling teeth just talking about the weather or whatever>Particularly if you're an introvertI don't think I am, I like talking to people in theory but I've been doing it less and less because of above >I guess you have a lot you want to say to Gemini thoughYeah at least I did for a long while, I'm doing it less now because it's gotten boring and repetitive and doesn't fill the need. Now I just ask it stupid questions once in a while to see what it says
>>34853178He is a man I met online. I've been chatting with him for a little while and I'm madly in love with him. The problem is, he has a girlfriend. I know that if I try to flirt with him the "normal" way he'll reject me because he has someone else.
>>34853182Ah. Moid hands
>>34853182>The problem is, he has a girlfriend.>I know that if I try to flirt with him the "normal" way he'll reject me because he has someone else.You need to move on from this man. You shouldn’t and likely can’t manipulate this man into being with you.
>>34853182Ok, just stop what you're doing. Stop falling in love with people online, stop trying to be a homewrecker, just stop and go outside and meet people. Do you have a normal irl social circle?
>>34853181>And even on here I'm seeing people talk for hours, how do they do it, I have no idea. I'm pulling teeth just talking about the weather or whateverI try to ask people questions about themselves and whatever they’re posting about.I can fully relate to how you feel though. I feel like I’ve only really gotten comfortable having long conversations with strangers in the last few years, online or offline.
>>34853182>He is a man I met online. I've been chatting with him for a little while and I'm madly in love with him. The problem is, he has a girlfriend.
>>34853181>even on here I'm seeing people talk for hours, how do they do itI think what you're seeing is an illusion of probability. It's rare for any two people to end up in an engaging conversation, but with enough people it's always happening to somebody.And then there's some anons who just like arguing for the sake of arguing. They're happy if they can troll you into responding, no matter what they have to say to do it.>I'm pulling teeth just talking about the weather or whateverThat might be part of the problem? The weather or "whatever" are topics that don't typically lend themselves to engaging conversations.>it's gotten boring and repetitive and doesn't fill the needThat tends to happen with people too.
>>34853198Even 4chan has standards
>>34853182Met online where? What made you fall in love with him? What is the reason behind your chats with him going on for a while when he's got a gf?
>>34853182What's your objective here? You think can steal him away from his girlfriend? You're hoping he'll stay with her but have an affair with you? You're looking for a one night stand? Or what?
>>34853210We have somewhat of an intellectual relationship. He's highly intelligent and kind of nerdy. I'm trying to plan out a time we can meet in person.>>34853212I'm not sure. I just want to fuck him because I love him so much.
>>34853117Uneducated people who said “don’t tread on me” rallied behind a known failed business man and pedophile for president. They love freedom, but not the freedom of others and now they live in police state. They vote against their livelihood and health and get upset when corporation force them out of their own job market and cry when they can’t afford health care. They support a guy that says gun deaths is worth it to keep the guns and got upset when he was shot. I don’t even know what to call that, it’s like the whole nation act like a cult, but dumber.
>>34853201>Even 4chan has standardsBullshit.
>>34853213>I'm not sure. I just want to fuck him because I love him so much.Ah. Moid hands.
>>34853214As someone who lives there, the most frightening part of watching this cult take over my nation has been watching educated people at the forefront of it. My own grandparents. It almost got my little brother too.The way that Trump supporters speak in person is uncanny. It's as if they're demonically possessed.
>>34853213You sound crazy. I hope he drops you for both your sakes
Either gender. Thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIJbtHfM6OY
>>34853224What am I doing wrong?
>>34853227Honestly the fact that you brought up rape out of nowhere in the initial post was odd. Then you're talking about seducing and manipulating a guy who is already in a relationship. You offer no logical explanation of how you see this shit playing out, you've repeatedly expressed being madly in love with a guy you've never met. It just sounds crazy, like you have no other social interaction in your life other than this guy so you've latched onto him and become obsessed. You also speak vaguely and dance around the questions being asked of you which makes you seem like you take yourself way too seriously, makes you seem even more like a whacko. Do you have a social life irl?
Am I retarded or is everyone else retarded?
>>34853235Everyone is retarded, including you
>>34853235Little bit of column A, little bit of column B.
>>34853234Would you say the same if I was a man asking about a woman in the same situation?
GenderWhat do the opposite genders not do that you wish they did?
>>34853242nta but yes.
>>34853220"Moid?"
>>34853225He's a pedophile
>>34853248Oh yeah, haha. I honest to god forgot
>>34853234>>34853224Fuck you for entertaining the incel with so many replies.
Women, would you paint this on yourself for your partner?
>>34853244MaleI really wish women would stop being so socially conscious. Particularly when they get up tight over things having to 'look right'. It would save so much fucking time and hassle if they valued function over fashion
>>34853253>Women, would you paint this on yourself for your partner?For aesthetics, I would do it in UV reactive lipstick.
>>34853244MI'm fully aware that what I'm about to say is pretty hypocritical, but I wish fewer women saw men as a monolith.It's insulting to be assumed to be an emotionally unintelligent, predatory, sex-obsessed person just because I'm a man.Women who assume these things about me get over them pretty quickly, and I understand that what they're doing with these assumptions is essentially just risk assessment, but it doesn't feel good all the same.
Foids, I really fucking can't with you anymore.
>>34853259they stop doing that the second they see a wedding band on your ring finger, the average woman visually checks for rings within 2.5 seconds of a first glance
>>34853266Haha, fuck, you're totally right huh.
>>34853264I still have faith in humanity because every time I read something this batshit insane and gleefully hateful, there's an eight dollar check mark next to their name.
>>34853264What the fuck? Foids?! FOIDS GET HERE NOW. Explain this NOW. CLEAN IT UP. I SAID CLEAN IT UP!!!
>>34853269They still discriminate against men tho in different ways even if you're married unfortunately. If you take your wife to the first OB/GYN appointments when you get her pregnant the all-female nurses ask the man to wait outside so they can quiz your woman about potential domestic abuse or coercion. They automatically assume every father to be might be evil 'just in case'
>>34853264Stop spamming social media blogposts.
>>34853264If women are this fickle, who can be bothered with trying to keep up with trying to impress them.
>>34853278They probably consider it payback for the scrutiny they endure from the MALE GAZE.
>>34853280I don't think so. Not if they aren't even conscious of it themselves.
>>34853277You suck dick, don't you?
Me giving the girls my male gaze
>>34853277Hey, is that guy bothering you?
>men posting their hands onlineThis is so gross.
>>34853286Here's mine.
>on a cut so femanon paints her toenails like a dried klobasa so i can pretend to ear good
FoidsI asked grok to generate male gaze slop designed to be as psychologically distressing to women. Does this image make you piss your pants?
