I'm on a deferred sentencing program for a DUI. I don't drink that much, I just got really drunk on vodka that night and decided it would be a good idea to drive. What are some good (using lawyer-speak here, legal) drugs I can take while being tested? Any weird mind-altering (legal, if you're watching this feds) plants or products I can take? I mean seriously I'm just looking for things that will send pleasure signals to my brain, it's no different from idk getting ice cream or some shit. I'm also considering just getting on nicotine. I would just like something, it'd be fun. It sucks but I'll just take it as a gen Z TikTok-tier "no alcohol for 1 year challenge" idk, I'm also interested in kook health trends. Like last year I drank a lot and it caused me to blackout a few dozen times, plus made me piss my mattress which was really embarrassing when I told my mom that.
>I dont drink that much>I just got blackout a few dozen times and wet the bedsometimes people come to this board needing help, you should shitpost elsewhere
>>34868537Nigga suck my dick. This is a serious question.
>>34868538if you're serious, you're very retarded
>>34868527I think your license should be removed permanently.You're a druggie. You should not be behind a wheel.
>>34868527 I've heard 99.99% of crackheads never drink again*>*read the term and conditions before committing
>>34868527some people seem to fix their shit after taking shroomsif that fails, move to nicotine patches/snusgood luck with the journey
Every time you pick up an alcoholic liquid you must smash a full one against your head at full speed to be allowed to have the drink.
>>34868527You should've chosen jail time over this humiliating shit.
>>34868745What if I set the liquid back down do I have to smash another one to pick it back up again?
>>34868527Don't do any drugs or even nicotine patches or anything. Force your body to be uncomftorable not giving into cravings of 'feeling good' or 'having fun'. Don't let your cravings win. Also look to the core of why you want that. Are you trying to escape a feeling or memory? What do you want to confront? Maybe take time to meditate to yourself and really ask yourself some uncomftorable questions. Good luck. Also dont ever ever ever drink and drive again.
>>34868936Yes
don't start smoking, if you have an addictive personality it's really hard to quit. as with alcohol, there is generally a lot of social pressure involved, so either spend less time with people who like to get drunk or make them understand that there is no way you can get drunk and they have to respect that and stop pressuring you. with alcohol it's often a sociably acceptable thing to pressure others into drinking. make your own experiences with being sober and notice the benefits of it. that's the best way to do it. i am currently taking a break, and i love it not being hung over the next day and i still enjoyed spending time with my friends as much as if i was drunk. in fact, it made things a bit easier, since i didnt say stupid drunk shit
10 months sober herethe best "high" for you right now to get addicted to would be post-exercise endorphins start running anon
>>34868527Anon, don't be a fucking retard. Instead of replacing one addiction with another, why don't you start your lifting journey right here, right now? The gains will keep you motivated to stay off the booze, and it will probably be the most positive thing you've done for your body all life. At least consider it.
>>34868527gen z hasn't found Erowid yet? Nevermind you are the people who go on forums to ask people to google things for you.
Kava is your best bet of an alcohol replacement. You can actually feel it. Its still super weak compared to alcohol but it actually does SOMETHING. You can also look into smoking scullcap or smoking "klip dagga" which they say is like a weaker weed feeling.
>>34868527Lick toads
>>34870492that website is too shitty for a zoomie. They will have a seizure if they try to navigate it. Im a young millenial and I cant use that fucking shit I will just ask AI to read it for me.
Why are you drinking so much? Is it purely the joy of being drunk or are you getting drunk to deal with something ?
>>34870514OP is asking you to ask AI to read it
>>34868527Rat poison gets you high as fuck and is undetectable in tests. Don't believe the warnings and labels they are trying to gatekeep you from getting high as fuck.
>>34868527Send pleasure signals to your brain by setting goals and achieving them
>>34868527That kind of situation should be a big wakeup call for you to stop.I've never gotten a DUI (but am ashamed of all the drunk driving that did in my 20s) but one night I broke my ankle after a night of drinking and wasn't able to see family and friends for crhistmas and new years, because of that I haven't drank since. This late November will be 4 years of no alcohol for me. I am 37 now.Not sure how old you are now, but it sounds like that it might be time to just give it up.
