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>>34871405women can you coom from a normal dick or do you always need clit rubbing / oral
These Ferragamos are real, cunt!
Women, what's your cutest outfit?
>>34871410I cant cum from dick, dont bother trying.
>>34871279It's okay.
>>34871414Mapache.
>>34871420you the racoon lady huh
>>34871405womencan you describe the satisfactory movement of cock inside the pussy?like i'm trying to figure out what sort of feelings would actually be desirable. Is it the stretching? is changing the angle doing something for you in general, or are we just looking for one particular best angle and then we should just keep it?there's many more questions i struggle to word properly, but i hope you get the idea already. Just try to explain what exactly makes the sex great>inb4 personality and romantic bsyes, that's important of course, but let's just discuss the body for now
Moids are you turned off if women wear milsurp clothing/camouflage?
>>34871434No, so long as she’s willing to put up with me joking that I can’t see her whenever she wears it
>>34871434If it means you are a gun nut, then I want nothing to do with you.
>>34871434Yeah
>>34871435I think that joke is funny and I always smile at it, but I would never laugh at it.
>>34871405I thought this was the flag of greenland for a sec.f Fuck me Im retarded
>>34871434Like as fashion and not for utility? Then yes, that’s a turn off.
>>34871434we dont care. we just care about face card, hips, ass, boobs and feet and if you smile at us.
You is a mean mothafucka
>>34871439That’s perfectly fine. A wry smile is all I ask.
>>34871443speak for yourself, o desperate one
>>34871434Not particularly, though if it's all you wear I might get tired of never being able to find you.
>>34871420Raccoons are known for stealing.Do you steal moid hearts?
I have a big crush on femanon.
>>34871448>nooo i wouldnt date keira knightly if she wore camo clothesspeak for yourself iqlet
State genderWill you be getting the JH dating sim?
>>34871453>keira kneightley weird smiles meme gif
Viva México putos
>>34871442Really? I like my camo jackets. What's so bad about fashion only? It's not like I'm ever going to hide in a forest or desert or in the snow.>>34871449Leaving anon lost at the store as I run away with my jacket over my head.
I don't want a goth mommy to make all the decisions and think for me. I want a curmudgeonly, bookish gf, who will sincerely listen to my ideas, point out all my logical fallacies and heuristics, then hit me with a brilliant idea of her own that completely eclipses mine, that she somehow came up with in half the time.Then i make her coffee or tea, and cuddle her while she reads. Oh, and she can be goth, too. That's fine.
>>34871455MNo. I bought GTAV on sale ten years ago and returned it the next day. I thought it was really boring.Like the production values were incredible, sure, but it felt like the game was playing itself and hoped I didn’t notice. Too many scripted action sequences to hold my interest.
>>34871458>Leaving anon lost at the store as I run away with my jacket over my head.Joke's on you, I'd get lost at the store regardless of what you're wearing!
>>34871410Recently found out that PIV with some lower tummy massaging is enough to get me off. Usually it takes at least some clit stim.
>>34871462Luring anon into jcpenney. leaving him to die with a minotaur inside.
>>34871434Every days?
>>34871458Camo is the ugliest shit ever Redneck coded
>>34871458>i like my camo jacketsThat’s just an accessory, not a head to toe milsim outfit. I was picturing like those shit green man pants, tan shirt tucked in and black boots.
>>34871463with an average dick? thats hot btw. whos the one massaging your tummy, you or him
>>34871434>Moids are you turned off if women wear milsurp clothing/camouflage?Lol no. But marpat and multicam btfos all.
>>34871434Would you wear this?
>>34871464If it's a woman minotaur I gladly accept this fate.
>>34871455No
>>34871456>keira kneightleyI'd smoke the salt in her piss like a crack rock.
>>34871436Fake leftist.
I feel awful, I just want to cry, it's weird, out of no where I feel just overwhelmed by everything and nothing but sadness
A couple wore a tuxedo and a dress in RealTree and safety orange to my senior prom.
>>34871478She was hot in pirates 1, but she's been so skinny since then.
>be virgin , wizard in his 30s>find new friends, start going to techno parties>meet happy hot raver chick, make a move for once>get Manic Pixie Dream girl'd IRL>ofc shes bipolar and has a drug problemFoids wtf. Why
>>34871478Such a tryhard
>>34871455No. GTA was cool back when big open world sandboxes were new. But newer games specializing in its various aspects make all of them fall flat in comparison. If I wanted driving I'd play a car game. If I wanted wacky open world gun antics I'd play something like Just Cause or Destroy All Humans.
>>34871465Pretty much throughout fall, but I'll alternate with nicer not milsurp jackets. Winter is too cold to wear old shit I need a proper coat. Summer sometimes I'll wear a camo shirt unbuttoned over a t shirt. Sometimes I'll do camo pants, but never will I have more than 1 piece of camo on.>>34871470Oh no I wouldn't wear all of that. I think that would be hilarious tho.>>34871473I like the older patterns more desu. I don't think I could wear newer stuff because then I might look like I'm larping?
>>34871482Hormones?
>>34871486MThis is a canon event I’m afraid
>>34871482What happened
>>34871492I cant wait for it to happen to me
>>34871486MWhat'd you expect bro?
>>34871457Didn't know there was others here..
>>34871496Lots of latinx women post here >>34871478
>gender>booba
>>34871484Her body was never a factor for me. I just like her face, voice, and personality. Plus, the dirty blonde hair in the Pirates movies really did it for me when I was a kid.
High asf
>>34871486Kek what did you expect?
>>34871492Seems so, but my way there was way too wacky>>34871495In hindsight, pretty much what happened. What I did not expect was falling in love with her
>>34871498MI like them
>>34871472It's on the bigger side. And I can't get off from massaging myself.
>>34871500Same
>>34871499>personalityHer job is to literally fake a personality.
>>34871486reality i for people who can't handle drugs~Tom Waits
>>34871502>What I did not expect was falling in love with herPlease watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. You need to.
Please stop saying "Moids" it hurts my feefees
>>34871497Ah, I didn't know
>>34871505Lol oh shit that's me
>>34871486You are so dumb.
>>34871486Dramatic irony if I ever saw it.
>>34871508NTA. Not 500 days of summer?
Why are women like this?
>>34871514I still haven’t seen that, actually. Also a suitable choice from what I understand.
>>34871516
>>34871509No. You don't even stop posting misogynistic bullshit. Grow up.
>>34871509Really? I kind of like it. It seems like women use man/men more disparagingly
>>34871518>Neet hiki femanon
>>34871518I did this to my cat earlier
Post genderCould you date someone who keeps nail clippings in a jar?
>>34871455This wasn't accurate or funny the first time you posted it.
>>34871516She wants you to desire her and respect her boundaries.
>>34871524Is there a reason...?
GenderAre we cooming, or are we dooming?
>>34871527To see how long it takes to fill the jar
>>34871524MNo that’s fucking grim
>>34871524Depends on the reason.
My back hurts and my legs hurt. Why does everything have to hurt why do I have to have so many heath problems, why does life have to be so uncomfortable, why can't I be dead.
>>34871524What's wrong with you?
>>34871524No.
>>34871528MI'm gaming
>>34871507I like my drugs too kuch to not notice when someone has way too much of them>>34871508It was worth it entirely, I expected it zo hurt at some point and ultimately, cool chick. Not the malicious kind of biolar, just the manic depressive type.
>>34871528MI'm horny right now, but I'm hoping to parlay that into energy for studying.
>>34871528Racooning.
>>34871528Mcoding
>>34871536>It was worth it entirely, I expected it zo hurt at some point and ultimately, cool chick. Not the malicious kind of biolar, just the manic depressive type.Oh, you definitely need to watch it then.
>>34871536I wish I had drugs
>>34871513Wheres the irony
>>34871524FThat's a really weird thing to do but it wouldn't be a deal breaker for me
>>34871486>friend and I are talking with the 37-year-old turbo autist Grand Wizard>talking about this girl he met in his Russian class>hyping her up a lot and how great she is and how they're hanging out all the time>we ask her how old she is>"18" >friend and I just make eye contact with each other>ask her if she knows how old he is>"she found out last night and jokingly called me grandpa"He asked me not to gossip so I'm only posting about it online instead.
Women, can you make the AI bubble pop so I can build a new PC without feeling like a cuck for paying these prices?
>>34871434Sort of. Not inherently bad, but military-adjacent women tend to be sluts, so it is a red flag.
>>34871507https://youtu.be/bzI0a18njwM
>>34871548No. Everything will get worse.
>>34871549This is retarded, you guys say this about every professions now.
>>34871525Humor is subjective
>>34871547Over twice her age oh my god lolThey’re going to fuck each other up
>>34871516>Why are women like this?Many women, despite claims that they are more empathetic than men, fail to realize that feeling rejected when turned down for sex isn't exclusive to women.>>34871544>Wheres the ironyDramatic irony is when the audience knows but the person in the play/film don't. As soon as he said rave girl, we all knew where it was going.>>34871548Why not just take out a second mortgage on the house you can't afford to buy RAM and a GPU? Are you stupid?
>>34871493>>34871493nothing, I was just sitting here in the dark and suddenly I felt like crying, even had tears going for a bit, now I'm calm again aboutto go to sleep, I think something might be wrong with me mentally
>>34871553No, just those involving violence, high stress, or access to lots of high-income men.
>>34871544Nta, dramatic irony is when the reader knows something that the character does not.
>>34871554Bangs and boobs are a nice combination
>>34871548it's just going to keep getting worse anonbecause techbros are basically just looping;>buy 5090>set up zero-effort front-end for prooompters, make them buy credits and subscriptions and merch>5090 pays for itself>goto 0
>>34871558>Why not just take out a second mortgage on the house you can't afford to buy RAM and a GPU? Are you stupid?Dumbass should’ve just built a big gaming pc five years ago only to realize that fucking nothing worth owning high end hardware comes out anymore. The fool!
What a sweetheart
>>34871554That face and height being off are objective, though.
>>34871560Oh so you're into cashiers
>>34871542Ohh, I get it. I see what youre getting at,but part of it is that shes my first everything, and it is my cue to move on towards making up for more missed out experience. >>34871547Why not. Goid introductory experience. I'm also talking to a few other girls now, and its unimagineable chill after having a somewhat crazy woman around.
>>34871564And also half of the games that come out inexplicably run like trash even ON high end hardware.
moidslop
>>34871282>abort male fetuses>the men who are left have less competition>less simps for womenYou ever wonder why relationships in former USSR countries are always an ogre looking man and a model tier woman?
>>34871554Is that gta?
>>34871566Who?
>>34871555It's worse because I think he feels entitled to some really young chick because his former best friend (who really screwed him over in a lot of ways) just married an 18-year-old who he knew since she was 12. It's "only" a 10-year-age gap though, but basically the parents signed off on it when she was 14 or 15 and everyone was down for it. Just small community things, I guess. I remember one time he showed me a pic of some girl he was talking to in Russia and I asked her if she was 14 and he was like "no" and then like a week later he said "Yeah I never asked her for her age, turned out she was 14" shaking my bakaBut yeah I think he's gonna end up hurt in this one but maybe he needs to "build more character"
>>34871564Real, desu. Just don't run some games on max settings and even a mid-range pre-COVID PC should be enough. High end PCs these days are really only necessary for professionals.
>>34871559Masturbate.Or you only do that when you're ovulating?
>I have to make sure everyone in the new thread sees my low quality response to low quality bait from the old thread State gender Genuinely what goes on in their heads
>>34871571That's what I left in your mom last night
>>34871580Necrophilia is bad.
>>34871575My darlin
>>34871581Follows the same rule as leftovers, just gotta heat it back up correctly
>>34871576You’re definitely right. Hopefully it’s not the kind of mistake he needs to make twice.>all of that other shitGod damn ruskies are insane ahaha
>>34871558I'm sticking with rave girls , theyre my brand of crazy. Just not as much as her. Everyones crazy anyways, office normies just suppress it and channel it into more boring stuff.
>>34871586You are a bpd girl’s wet dream.
GenderGender gender gender? Or gender
>>34871590The gender bender
>>34871570And people still buy the shit for sixty bucks plus tip even though they might not even play it for more than an hour.>>34871577Yup. I bought an RTX 3060 but can’t think of a single game that *needs* it that I actually like.I doubt I’m ever going to upgrade my PC again, especially since Apple finally managed to rope me into MacOS with that new MacBook of theirs.
>>34871588NTA. Don't they go for wigger type men?
>>34871586>office normies just suppress it and channel it into more boring stuffNo idea what you're talking about.
Life is so fucking boring holy SHIT just END AAAARGH. I CSNT TAKE JT
>>34871591Enter: the gender straightener
>>34871588What can I say, I turned wizard because I grew up in an all female family of crazy women who used me as replacement dad from a young age and was just overwhelmed with anything foidy for a long time.But as an upside, woman crazy apparently slides off me like water off a raincoat. She had to go really nuts for me to not just think " ha ha, women" and give her a forehead kiss.
Redpill me on Korrasami.
>>34871595It's definitely not boring in a lot of places. I wish the Walled City of Kowloon was still around though.
>>34871590GGender gender gender. Gender gender, gender gender gender gender gender.Gender, gender gender.
I can lift you up another semitone
>>34871599I'm a piece of shit. No need to draw this out.
>>34871599goddess
>>34871591If a tomboy and a femboy get in a minor car accident, is that a gender offender fender bender?
womencan i hev pusi
>>34871599Few times I talked with her she was chill
>>34871604Speakong of, as a butch lesbisn its your job to rizz up the foids man style. Did it make you more sympathetic to moids?
I saw boobs on the computer today. It was a good day.
>>34871599General Secretary of the supreme sapphic
>>34871599She's got great taste and is all around swell to talk to.
Why does it seem like the average post by women about their relationships is whining that they couldn't turn a retarded woman-beating drug dealer into a good husband and the average post by men about their relationships is about being blindsided by her cheating
You guys really love blowing egotist narcs' dicks don't you
>>34871617Because white people drive like this, black people drive like THIS and most importantly: bitches be shopping
>>34871607ye boss
>>34871610I'm not butch, though I am the more masculine one in my relationship. That being said, most of my friends are men, so I sympathize with their struggles. I've also never had to be the one to hit on someone, so I've been lucky in that regard because rejection fucks me up.
Women, how would you react to the death of your last remaining child?
>>34871620If their penis is feminine, yes
>>34871617Dumb bait
>>34871624>I've also never had to be the one to hit on someoneHow come? I imagine more feminine lesbians are also more passive.
>>34871567You've got a fat face?
I love being excited about something and thinking something is cool and showing it to someone and they don't care.
>>34871599randomly racist towards black moids but otherwise I get along and agree with her a lot
And so it was that laterAs the miller told his taleThat her face at first just ghostlyTurned a whiter shade of pale
>>34871634Is it show and tell time already?
>>34871634Iktfb
>>34871637Yeah what’s up with that lolShe is cool otherwise
>>34871630>How come? I was never really interested in or ready for a relationship until I was mid-20's.>I imagine more feminine lesbians are also more passive.Aside from being fit, I am very femme-presenting. It's my personality that is more masculine. It is funny because I don't really like butch women, but nearly every woman that had hit on me has been butch.
Do black men ever kill themselves? Or do they plap too much white pussy to be suicidal?
>>34871604Why do you think that
>>34871641Understandably, there's a divide on the opinions of black men between black women who were raised by black fathers and black women who were raised by white/latina/asian single moms.
what sort of women browse this shitty website?foids, chuddettes or neurodivergent queens?
Men would you let your gf in for cuddles if she was sweaty from her semi annual test
>>34871483She either has 4 kids or is dead in a river.
>>34871649What test
>>34871599Only good thing about her is that she has a name so I can filter here and she knows the difference between a black and a nigger
Still not over the fact that Howl was gonna kill himself because he turned ginger for a second or two. Incredibly relatable character
>>34871649Did you forget to write a negative that would make me say anything but yes?
>>34871498*holds my own boobs**jiggle*
>>34871649>semi annual testYou are going to need to explain that. Cause I have zero clue.
>>34871649>semi annual testvagina inspection day?
Cmere baby
>>34871648All of the above
>>34871547Tell him you'd like to meet her and cuck him.
>>34871653>>34871658The semi annual get beat up for new rank test
>>34871590Gender Genderrrrr Gen Gënder der der Gender
>>34871645>Do black men ever kill themselves?I had an argument the other day with someone saying a black person would never hang themselves. Like a suicidal person is worried about the social implications of their suicide method, or the expectation that they readily have guns or drugs on hand to kill themselves with.>>34871646>Why do you think thatI just don't think I'm a good person and I struggle with worthiness. I have a great home, a great job, a perfect wife, and financial security, but I don't feel like I deserve any of it.>>34871648>neurodivergent queens?I'm pretty sure most of the women here are.
>>34871660No that’s on the 15th
>>34871668>but I don't feel like I deserve any of it.Why not? Give me the lore
>>34871655The hottest guy I know is a ginger
>>34871599She is tolken brown femanonPlay a bass riff, Korrasami.
>>34871666Well then did you rank high?Cause this will impact cuddle quality drastically.
>>34871649i am the only one who is allowed to perform the anal test on my gf
Gender Are you a real libtard or just a culturally raised libtard?
>>34871666>beat up for new rank testWhat. Like a game. Just fucking say what it is
>>34871649I would embrace my neurodivergent queen gf like it was our last day on earth. like Leo before the iceberg hits. under absolutely any circumstance other than smelling of rotten feces, piss or sulphuric acid. a little bit of sweat cant stop me.
>>34871676It's retarded engagementbaiting.
>>34871668>most of the womenI'm pretty sure everyone on here has something messed up with their head. Otherwise why would we be on here.
>>34871675You most likely cannot afford to be a libtard nowadays.
>>34871671You either have shit taste or live in an unfortunate area. No other explanation.
>>34871646she's an allegedly devout catholic in a lesbian relationship, her whole life is walking cognitive dissonance because she won't even mention her lesbianism in her confessions "because what's the point anymore if it's just gonna continue as soon as I get home"
>>34871675MCulturally raised libtard. Grew up on tumblr. It was the defacto social media for my high school, mostly because the internet admins forgot to block it for some reason.
>>34871683>because what's the point anymore if it's just gonna continue as soon as I get homeHey look its me with Porn. Wild I thought I was the only one with those thoughts.I love Depression!
>>34871677Most of it is gone by meow. Thank god for electrolytes and fans.
bump>>34871428
>>34871649>sweaty foidplap!>>34871678Karate or some shit. Getting a new belt.
>>34871687Why not just shower with your moid?It would help clean you off and be super intimate like cuddling.
>>34871649No, take a shower NOW!
Foids, slide pucci
Would you join the /atoga/ dojo?
Genders, what kind of spider is this?
>>34871686usually if you have a sin you're continuously suffering from, your priest gives you instruction on what to do and how to change and then asks you if you're trying to change or not and if not you'll be withheld communionBut then she went ahead and got gay "married" instead kek
Hour 3 of watching an autist commentate over another video of an autist rambling
>>34871699yellow garden spider or writing spiderI use google lens all the time to identify weird insects
choose your /atoga/-style weapon
>>34871699That's a yellow garden spider. I always want to call these things St. Andrew's Cross spiders even though I know that's not what they are. "Garden spider couldn't be right," I think to myself every time I see one of these things.
>>34871704It wiggled when I came to take a picture of it. Entertaining.
>>34871699James
>>34871707M
>>34871675I'm a libtard but i'm also racist and hate lbgtq people
State gender: how subconscious or involuntary is your romantic attraction? For example, say if you spend significant time with someone, develop feelings, find out they are with someone else, can you just turn off their attraction with no remaining feelings? Will you immediately lose the feelings or would it take time?
>>34871707Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyBXkhTzAK0Look at this shit dude.
>>34871712grim, she wouldn't last two seconds against a manletrooper
>>34871712Cleavage is cool and all but holy shit I fucking love side boob and under boob
hi
>>34871716MI can turn my feelings and emotions on and off like a light switch
>>34871717not impressed
>>34871711The face kinda looks like james spader
Just spent 1200 dollars on hobby bullshit. I love life.
>>34871716M>subconsciousMy mind doesn't change on a dime, it takes time for me to take an idea and then change it. So I'd still be attracted to the person even if I couldn't be with them. The best bet is for me to completely cut contact for a period of time. Usually a few weeks. Then I can let go of those inappropriate feelings and continue a normal healthy relationship.
>>34871728>15” tapered steel tubeThat’s funny as hell, cold steel really are a bunch of jokers that just like making shit
>>34871716M>For example, say if you spend significant time with someone, develop feelings, find out they are with someone else, can you just turn off their attraction with no remaining feelings?>Will you immediately lose the feelings or would it take time?It takes me a fair amount of time to stop feeling what I felt. The length of time it takes me to get over it depends on how sudden and distressing this revelation is.
>>34871731What’s your hobby anon
>There's no such thing as a pitslut, Mulder.
>>34871707
>>34871736hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wish I had 1200 to spend on hobbies
>>34871723Hi...*bracing for cringe*
>>34871699AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>34871740No kidding.
I want to be sad and stressed with her
>>34871741Why are you just an asshole for fun?Not enough of them running around here already?
>>34871741how is your night going?
>>34871740Why are you poor? Stop that.
>>34871731What hobby/bullshit?>>34871733I respect the hustle and wish I could be in on it too, I'd love to sell pointy metal bullshit at a 300% markup to mall ninjas
>>34871716MIt takes me ages to get rid of those feelings and its literal torture.
>>34871745Oh this is my cosplay. Where I pretend to be mean on the internet. Ya know, since nobody survives being nice on the internet.
>>34871668>I'm pretty sure most of the women here are.hello neurodivergent queens.
>>34871670>Why not? Give me the loreGrowing up, I didn't receive any positive reinforcement. Always negative, even when I didn't do anything wrong. I was constantly treated like a burden or something to be ashamed of. And when you're young, that stuff becomes ingrained in you. So even though you grow up and you KNOW things weren't your fault, it doesn't stop you from FEELING like they were. It led to a lot of disorganized attachment, where I crave love, acceptance, acknowledgement, and intimacy while being dreadfully afraid of it. I hate the expression, but I feel broken. And cheated, like the people around me robbed me of everything. Like I'm gonna be 30 in a few weeks and I am still holding on to this and can't even appreciate everything that I have while those who are responsible for me being the way that I am get to live their lives without any accountability.>>34871699>what kind of spider is this?Orb weaver. Those ones are harmless to humans, but the tropical ones aren't.>>34871683"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away."
>>34871746Meh. I'm finally watching the dnd movie. I am so bored.
>>34871754>nobody survives being nice on the internetI'm trying to.If anywhere needs people to be nice it is definitely here.
Does flip to impress woman, Is well dressed, Woman still ignore. What did he do wrong?
Do women really get the ick if you're bad at chess?
>>34871728lolbut seriously look at this shit manhttps://youtu.be/IyBXkhTzAK0&t=611
If you use her face as a thread starter again she won't come back
>>34871754I try to be nice online. I'm mean to mean people doe.
Why are men allowed to walk on trails without being accompanied by a woman? Like what are you planning on doing there by yourself??
>>34871768discount legolas can't throw for shitt. former disc golfer
>>34871756The Bible is so gay holy fuck, Christians are such cucks
>>34871756>"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away."
>>34871756>Love does not delight in evilA little bit of this and a little bit of "“Neither do I condemn thee; go, and sin no more.”
>>34871764hes brown and thats a weird ass approach. id be weirded out too.
>>34871766No. I only ick if you're bad at heroes of might and magic.
>>34871773You know what I'm doing
Women have so many layers, like an onion.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/opnc7EwwTys
>>34871764Lol when he tugs at her sleeve like a little boy
>>34871773>>34871782Peeing all by yourself?
>>34871774He compares it to using a sling. Looks tricky!
>>34871782Looking like a creepy weirdo?
>>34871787No you're just not pretty enough for me to do it
>>34871789So it was peeing
>>34871773I go there intending to walk the trail but do sometimes end up scaring young women walking the same path as me. Makes me feel like shit man.
>>34871791Hope she picks you, bro
Sadly, I'm too short and skinny to scare young women.
Watch it femanon, you're talking to the boss of this family.
>>34871778>“Neither do I condemn thee; go, and sin no more.”Comparing consensual, homosexuality with adultery is a but of a stretch.>>34871783Pretty weird B&E. Should have knocked first.
>>34871795I’ve got great news, sometimes that scares them more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACa4TlVod_w>MacColl took a holiday in Cozumel, Mexico, with her sons and her boyfriend, musician James Knight. On 18 December 2000, she and her sons went diving at the Chankanaab reef, part of the Arrecifes de Cozumel National Park, in a designated diving area where watercraft were restricted from entering. With the group was a local veteran divemaster, Iván Díaz. As the group was surfacing from a dive, a powerboat moving at high speed entered the restricted area. MacColl saw the boat coming before her sons did. Louis, aged 13 at the time, was not in its path, but Jamie, then aged 15, was. She was able to push him out of the way (he sustained minor head and rib injuries), but she was struck by the powerboat, which ran over her. MacColl suffered severe chest and head injuries and died instantly, at the age of 41.
>>34871791i wonder how much of an ick it is when women read shit like this>GOSH i just wish womens' periods would.. would just LEAVE them ALONE!!!>*punches wall*
>>34871794Thanks, she already did.
>>34871759i see. have a good sleep
>>34871798>Comparing consensual, homosexuality with adultery is a but of a stretch."Whoever keeps the whole law but stumbles at just one point is guilty of breaking all of it."
>>34871801I didn't say that though? Just that I felt kinda shitty after the last time I went to the park and accidentally scared the hoes.Maybe I didn't make it clear enough that it made me feel shitty that women will just expect the worst of any man, not that I felt shitty for having the gall to exist where women also exist.
>>34871799Not in the way I want though.
>>34871781What if I’m a necropolis abuser
So. I ask a girl out to lunch at work on a friday morning. She doesn't respond all day. Leaves work. Then comes back at 11:30 PM going "Hell yes!" and then ghosts you. Wtf is that about?
>>34871801Very meta
>>34871805Bro really tryna to get his aura back with that hoes line :skullemoji:
Hey fem-*Makes your periods worse*
>>34871811Don’t be disheartened just yet, there’s still hope
>>34871811She is busy anon.Or she is a horrible texter. I've met both those types of women in my life.In either case it is just better to assume they will respond much later. If it is a big issue, I would bring it up to her at lunch tomorrow. Just casually ask her if she had a busy day yesterday or if she normally takes that long.
>>34871804You got me there, though there are various severities of sins. Sure, everyone who sins is a sinner, but not all sins are equal.
what do you women think about fleshlights and other male sex toys?
men really think
*pulls out my small penis**blows on my thumb extremely hard and inflates it to the size of a baseball bat like a cartoon character*
>>34871824Hi mom
My cologne got me 4 compliments at work today. 3 of them were from girls.Women, is there a person in your workplace that is the designated “smells good” guy
>>34871824Therefore we are
>>34871824I don't
>>34871825The protagonist of One Piece can do this with his peanus. It's canon
do femanons like it rough or is that a porn meme
>>34871829nagthat isn't how women thinkyou did something intended to get attention so they validated you. if you wear no cologne but wear a complicated print you'll get the same reaction.
>>34871756Thank you for the lore. I'm sorry about your trauma, but you do deserve love even if your instinct is to go against it. I hope you can come to resolve it.
>>34871833Every bitch likes it rough if you’re a sweetheart about it
Would you date a woman with a moko?
>>34871822>but not all sins are equalSure, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is the worst sin of all. I agree there.Though it definitely seems like intent matters a lot with sin. Do you intend to sin?
Feel really retarded because my AC wasn't working yesterday and apparently all I needed to do was turn it off and back on again. And I'm usually the person that tells people to do that... Am I washed?
I intend to sin
>>34871833They do if they like you and you like them.
>>34871837Maybe
>>34871845I intend to fin
Wtf is an escape room. That shit seems so cringe.
>>34871845ngl thinking about how I'm gonna have to confess for my hornyposts and how I'm probably gonna be told to stopthe threads will suffer without me, but maybe that's a good thing
>>34871850999 was my first exposure to escape rooms realizing what they actually were was kinda disappointing afterwards
>>34871851The thread will survive without your lechery
Does pheromone cologne really work? Will women turn into sex kittens around me?
>>34871854No and no
I'm afraid to do math or puzzles in front of girls because what if I fail and they think I'm retarded.
>>34871854Scam
>>34871854No and maybe, if you play your cards right
Does this really work on older women?
>>34871836how can u be a rough sweetheart what the heck is that
>>34871859women overwhelmingly prefer stupidity in men
Do you edge your dick for prolonged periods of time without cooming to build up your sexual energy, /atoga/? Do you charge sigils with it?
>>34871864Be me
>>34871864That's what a Man is
Women, do you overwhelmingly prefer stupidity in men?
>>34871859If you're charismatic and attractive you can tell them 2+2=5 and they'll believe you
>>34871867i hate stupidity in myself and if women like it that is evil
>>34871875It takes some level of intelligence to be charming
>>34871864I usually just vocalize how good it feels and use very nice and sweet words. Idk it’s an energy thing
>>34871878Sounds like a you problem
>>34871823>what do you women think about fleshlights and other male sex toys?I think men should be shamed less for their sexuality. That shame and repression is what turns a lot of them into fiends. If a fleshlight or prostate massager helps your mental health or protects you from dangerous fetishes, more power to you.>>34871833>do femanons like it rough or is that a porn memeSome do, but I think it's mostly a porn thing, even for the women that like it. Too much facefucking imo.>>34871835>I'm sorry about your trauma, but you do deserve love even if your instinct is to go against it.I appreciate it. I have been getting better over the years, even if I will probably never be where I want to be. >>34871840>Do you intend to sin?By definition, but God knows my heart, and I have faith in God's grace.>>34871850>Wtf is an escape room.Basically just big puzzles for people with ADHD. >>34871863>Does this really work on older women?Yes, women like being told they're pretty and still sexually attractive. More at 11.This is my favorite bit from Tires.https://youtube.com/shorts/26Esb4N9pk0>>34871875>Women, do you overwhelmingly prefer stupidity in men?No, it's just that intelligence can be indicative of some less than desirable traits.
>>34871884You have faith in God's grace, but don't follow the rules?
>>34871883wrong
>gooner instagram is mostly just reels of women shitting on incelsDo women really have no other materials?>muh lonelinessEvery study there's not really any noticable difference in the contentedness between men and women
Warm soup anyone? I made some.
>>34871890i like it when women call me incel and tell me i should die
>>34871891grim
>>34871887That's what grace and mercy is all about.>>34871890>Do women really have no other materials?Engagement bait. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If men stopped watching it, women would stop posting it.
>>34871891Sorry, I don't think I could trust soup from a stranger on the internet. But the offer is appreciated.
>>34871895You are not above a cup of warm soup.
>>34871891What kind?
>>34871896>If men stopped watching itPretty sure it's for the women
>>34871810Necropolis abuse is just peak strat.*thumbs up emoji*
>>34871891Which part of my computer does the soup come out of if I say yes? What kinda soup also.
>>34871901Carrots Meat balls Noodles
>>34871817Hey moid!Pull your dick out so I can look at it!*sandwiches it into a phone book really hard*
>>34871887I think the point is that she no longer believes what she is doing in her romantic life is a sin, but she can correct me if I'm wrong.
>>34871900I've lived without food security at several times in my life and I've never sunk that low.
>>34871833Porn meme. That is not standard sex and requires additional consent.
>>34871909Turning the yellow pages into the white pages.
>>34871914Giving him a tapeworm
>>34871909what the fuck is a phone book
>>34871910Either way she's stupid and wrongAnd it's not the doctrine of the belief system she associates with (Catholic Church)
>>34871909>>34871914I've heard of people referring to the stuff as batter, and now anon will have a pancake down there to match that.
Women, do you wish polygamy was brought back?
>>34871923Legally would be nice.We could have family corporations.
>>34871923>>34871924Young men who can't find wives cause civil unrest I don't think you understand how much worse it'd be. Just wait to see what happens in China in the next 20 years.
>>34871568Cops, soldiers, doctors/nurses, lawyers, bankers, or generic executives. And anything remotely related to showbusiness. Still plenty of other professions to pick from.
>>34871927Okay but how is that women's fault?
>>34871599Seems like a half-lesbian half-chud. Kinda weird.
>>34871927Young men should be causing unrest at the government but they're too stupid. So maybe they should die off.
The eclipse is beautiful. I miss her.
>>34871923>casually calls all women gold diggers Also, monogamy dates back to human settlements, so I don't know where this bitch learned history.
Gonna try putting dark chocolate in my pasta sauce.
>>34871716MaleI control my actions, not my feelings. I still occasionally think about my high school crush, even though I never interacted with her again, in real life or online, after she shot me down.
But you aren't soulmates, are you.
>>34871935>monogamy dates back to human settlementsnot supported by any anthropology.in all of human history except for the last fifty years, women have been chattel. arguably they still are, but social media exposure has changed the conversation.
>>34871896>That's what grace and mercy is all about.*cough* *cough* presumption *cough*
>>34871938No such thing.
>>34871923I'd coom in her
>>34871939>in all of human history except for the last fifty years, women have been chattel>unironically believing feminist talking points
MOpposite genders musicpost question?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfYNyZha0vw
Saw a guy at the crosswalk today who was standing gay, he was't even really dressed gay but I could tell from his posture that he was gay.
>>34871943I think everyone's lost the plot at this point and just saying "opposite of whatever person I don't like says"
>>34871944Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USE86UbsV8c
>>34871716MI can't control my feelings but I can choose to not act on them. Rejection will never not be hard. Similar with rejecting girls when you have feelings for them but know there are reasons you shouldn't be with them. e.g. the power to not try to overlook red flags because of FEELINGS.I got rejected by a girl two years ago and I still think about her, but maybe on a like once a month basis rather than how bad it was before and a lot of it is changed to Monday Morning Quarterbacking like "man, reminder that I was acting dumb there" rather than thoughts of "omg I still like her you should be sad about it right now"
>>34871942You wouldn't get the chance.
>>34871944Too depressed to music post
>>34871945Did he touch the crosswalk button with his cock?
>>34871953No, he stood there with a tote bag hanging from the crook of his elbow with one leg slightly out and his hips angled.
>>34871950Sorry to hear it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8hZ-RbCewo
>>34871944Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaPiiFZu2o
Girl butts
>>34871944Mhttps://youtu.be/xoxCItHxLiM
>>34871954Oh ok, that does sound gay
>>34871959Jiggling
>>34871959And the goosing thereof
>>34871944Mhttps://youtu.be/lWNxWy012Ro
Mama wants some answers, do you remember where it all went wrong?
Something should be done about the femosphere
>>34871967Me on the right
>>34871966>where it all went wrongבְּרֵאשִׁית
Why does my breath constantly smell like shit
If I like how a girl smells when she sweats due to biological compatibility or whatever does that mean she thinks the same of me
>>34871971Well have you been eating shit? Could also a tooth or gum problem, should probably get that checked out.
>>34871927>Just wait to see what happens in China in the next 20 years.We are already seeing it in Japan and somewhat in Korea. Men are not participating in society any more. They're withdrawing from the labor pool and those that aren't are working less, while women are working more. This, coupled with lower birth rates, is leading to things like social security being bankrupted more quickly. >>34871932>Seems like a half-lesbian half-chud. Kinda weird.BILLIONS must eat pussy>>34871936>Gonna try putting dark chocolate in my pasta sauce.Dark chocolate goes really well in a red wine reduction. Put that over a lean steak.>>34871939>not supported by any anthropology.Except it is. Most ancient civilizations were actually fairly egalitarian, despite gender roles. And we have archeological evidence of social monogamy dating back over 10k years.>>34871944https://youtu.be/ToD9k0WT6-A
>>34871959Did you see the Carnival thread on /gif/?
>>34871798>>Comparing consensual, homosexuality with adultery is a but of a stretch.I think a lot of the sex outside of the bounds of marriage is consensual, but the main reason to use that quote was to say that my words are not an attempt to condemn or judge you, just to suggest to you to stop.I don't think I can change your mind, I'm just a random guy on the internet. But to defy the teachings of your priest and bishop is against the teachings of both your church and mine. I know priests who won't let young straight couples marry if they don't intend to have kids while capable. How dare you say your relationship is equal to that, where no such procreation is even possible in principle?
>>34871979Not into black girls
>>34871971You have bad hygiene and possibly no discipline in your sex life. Ok the last one was to piss you off.
>>34871971Bad teeth
>>34871933>>34871977Honestly I think the internet succeeded in making people docileWe've probably prevented so many hitlers by just making them make a shitty blog complaining about problems in the world instead of actually doing something about them
>>34871974>>34871984I don't think it's my teeth it's back in my throat. I brush every day
>>34871971Or tonsil stones or smoking
Girls, how would you want your boyfriend to respond to bad service at a restaurant?
I love this song I wish I could share it with her
>>34871987And to further iterate this I feel like this has been the truth since Occupy Wallstreet culminated in all the angry white guys who were ready to burn the country down being told to "sit down and check their privileges so brown and sexual minorities could have their say" and then drown everything out with legalizing gay marriage instead of actual meaningful economic change that affects more than 1-2% of the population
Should I touch a girl’s rim with my finger before I fuck her doggy style? If so, how do I know when that would be the right move. Obviously I would stop if she protested.
Women, do any of you fail to lubricate sufficiently before sex, even with enough stimulation? Does it make you feel bad?
>>34871996It’s finally going to end in the 2030s
The ows guys were hipster Redditors tho
>>34871997No touching without asking, dumb bitch.
>>34871987I think it is also we are in this era of needing to nitpick everything and have to wholeheartedly agree with something before investing in it. The jump from single-issue voting to single-issue non-voting was a single election cycle for young people. So it's impossible to rally behind someone when everyone disagrees with them for a nominal issue. I'd like to think that's changing with people like Mamdani, but I think he's the exception and not the rule.
>>34872002And they were still right. The media also worked overtime to make sure you got more hung up on how they looked than what they were sayingI have no doubts at all that there were bad faith actors camping alongside them as well
Women would you date a punjab
>>34871988Sounds like it could be tonsil stones.
>>34872002The right isn't any better.The Tea Party culminated in Mitt fucking Romney becoming the presidential candidate. Lol. Lmao, even.January 6? Just a mob of people taking selfies in congressional offices in capitol hill.
>>34871977>social security being bankrupted more quicklyBitch we're 6 years away from that nowEveryone thinks it's 30 years away but it's not
I'm gonna start a skinhead gang who wants to join. We'll meet up to go to some basement or some shit and then drink and talk about shit
>>34872003I haven’t asked permission for a single thing I’ve done to her yet, from hand holding to kissing to fingering to oral to sex. And we have sex regularly to that seems to be fine.
>>34872013I'm black.
>>34872013I love black women so much, anyone else?
>>34871997Butt stuff without prep sounds like a bad idea.
>>34871924Why is it illegal anyway? I thought love equals love was the prevailing thought?
>>34872013I like my curly hair, do I have to shave it to join?
>>34872013I'm a skinhead but I'm woke.
Do you guys want to join my gang instead? My basement has a gravity bong and a dartboard and a GameCube.You can be racist if you want but don’t have to. Hair optional.
I saw chad on hinge today. True chad. 6'5", jacked, v-taper, incredible jawline, great job and looking for a long-term relationship. Please pray for me.
femanon be like "i am no man's peace." then get used like a toy by the next dude she matches with
>>34872011That's insolvency, not bankruptcy.
>>34872025I have klask I don't need your normie shit
>>34872021Bigamy mostlyUsually moids farming families in secret.
>>34872026https://youtu.be/57S7LFFHA80
>>34872011It’ll never happen. Any politician who touches the benefits might as well wear a “vote me out” sign. Social security is safe forever. Not that that matters of course. You should be investing for your retirement so you can retire rich, early, or both.
>>34872031>klaskIs this the skinhead version of nen or something
>>34872018That touching is all I’m interested in (if it’s a good idea). Absolutely no interest in anything actually inside her ass.
>>34872026Boring bait.Please try to make it more believable next time
>>34872017>I love black women so much, anyone else?I love women in general. You should check out the Carnival thread on /gif/. I used to want to go to Carnival in Brazil, but I may need to go to Trinidad instead.
>>34872016>>34872017>>34872022>>34872023Ngl having a black, Jewish, jungle fever, and gay skinhead is funnier
>>34872037no it's like air-hockey but fun instead of boring
>>34872038You should still ask beforehand. Even though the thing is staring you in the face, she probably won’t appreciate you touching it without asking.
>>34872043Oh shit forget about my gang then. I’m gonna miss my hair
>>34872013Like the original woke skinheads?>>34872007No, probably not. Idk why but Im only attracted to white guys. Makes me feel conflicted, but I can't help what I'm attracted to.
>>34872040Thank you actuary. Thoughts on Mardi Gras?
>>34872034Literallyyyy>>34872039How is this even bait? There's chads like this everywhere, this one was just especially my type.
>>34872042>/pol/
>>34872048No like the cool and badass ones that wear boots and military ass jackets and play punk rock
>>34872054You mean those fairies that wear boots?
>>34872054You can't be punk and conservative. They cancel eachother out.
>>34872049I'm torn. It combines my love of parades, beads, and boobs with my disdain of the French. I've only been to the ones in Galveston, but I would like to go to New Orleans just for the culture.
I named my machete Arian Anyaha
Why does everyone hate the french? I genuinely don't get it.
>>34872060Why does everyone hate the french?
>>34872063Have you met them?That will answer your question
>>34872063Jinx!!! :)
>>34872058You can punk is just anti current thing. Get with the times
>>34872060Ok if you see a crazy blond man there, do not approach me
>>34872067I have never met a french person in my entire life. I have never been to france. I know nothing about them. I thought it was just a meme.>>34872069*Bites your head off* There can only be one.
>>34872063>>34872065It’s a politically correct outlet for low-stakes racism, just like the dumb Polack jokes from the 80s.But also the French were easily the rudest people I encountered when I visited Western Europe.
>>34872065They deserve it.But I actually think it's a mix of their snobby nature (even Quebecois) and the fact they have historic beef with the entire anglosphere.
Does France have any cool animals?
>>34872081Africans
>>34872081Only in the mountains. Europe's wildlife scene is kind of shit because they hunted most of the cool stuff to extinction.
>>34872078The "historic beef" they have with the USA is that they didn't want to be part of the War on Terror. It's only 25 years old.
>>34872088Wow. That's sad.
>>34872089Didn't Isis blow the shit out of them on multiple occasions
>>34872089Can’t believe I almost forgot about “freedom fries”
>>34872092There was the attack on Paris in 2015 iirc
>>34872093People are so weird.
atoga theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cqhZ47Hg7g
>>34872095Honestly if I was the leader of a country and Muslims started blowing shit up I'd just genocide them all
>>34872089No, they united with the native tribes to go to war with America when it was a British colony. They were also salty about the Louisiana Purchase, since Napoleon blew through all of that money in less than a year when they were already in debt.
>>34872096The last 25 years have been so fucking stupid lol.
me and who
Wordle today kinda turned me on ngl
>>34872097Moment of silence for honorary togie David
Beck sucks ass
>>34872105Uh, yikes.
>>34872063Arguably the greatest catastrophe in human history was the French revolution
>>34872112stfu jew
>>34872105Solved with only greens. Also, you belong in jail.
>>34872115Bro, pic related was the wordle answer today.
>>34871455M, nope, I actually hated GTA V. I got it at the same time as Okami and I got far more enjoyment and playtime out of that instead.>>34871524Probably not. Throw them the fuck out.>>34871716I'm a fucking weirdo so I'm not representative. Fleeting romantic attractions are easy for me to shut off. I remind myself that I'm a dumb animal, I barely know that person, I need to get a grip. If things go beyond that and get reciprocal, then it's very hard for me to do that. I don't like letting go of people who like me.
>>34872105I got it on the last guess and probably wouldn’t have if you hadn’t given me this hint.
>>34872128ur welcome baby
>>34872117>you belong in jailThe pot is calling the kettle black again I see.
>>34872129Y-you too…!
>>34872134Sounds somewhat gay.
>>34872132this isnt me >>34872134
>>34872136You wish it was
>>34872138not rly no
>>34872136What an emotional rollercoaster this has been
need girls opinion: does buzz cut look good on guys?
>>34872143Depends on your head shape.
>>34872139Thanks for the kind wordsYou too are a lovely person anon.
>>34872139Yeah the vibes really good tonight. :)
>>34872139Thanks solider anon.
>>34872144my head shape is very similar to jason from gtavi, longish but not too long, except i am not that handsome
>>34872104>sproiiiiing
Caught boyfriend watching porn again even after he said he’d stop.. :/ I feel disrespected and like a female cuck
>>34872139only some of us.....
>>34872104Is he-Is he gonna be okay?
>>34872155Out of interest why do you want him to stop?
State genderWhat did you do today
>>34872160Because I want to be intimate with him lol but he thinks it’s more convenient to just watch porn
>>34872155Hilarious Women will say this but won't send nudes to replace the porn. Have you even tried talking to him about it without shaming and judging him?
>>34872155Oh I love liars Ladies and gentlemen place your bets on when he's gonna cheat. Or if he already has
>>34872155I really like this bait. It's clever. :)>>34872162Worked. Went grocery shopping. Watched The End of Oak Street. Logged onto 4chan.
>>34872162Mi am sure i saw one of the most beautiful girl i've ever seen in my life. we made eye contact for 2 seconds and she looked away. still thinking about her. most likely will never see her again
>>34872162MBought a gun
>>34872163Have you tried telling him about these intimacy problems?
>>34872169Saar
Either genderHow would you feel if you saw someone of the opposite sex browsing 4chan on their phone in public? Would it make you more or less interested in them if you found them attractive?
>>34872162MWent to work, went home, flirted with femanon and made plans to watch a movie with her this weekend.
>>34872164We live together so no need for nudes. I’ve tried explaining how lack of intimacy ruins relationships and it doesn’t seem to have convinced him>>34872167What bothers me most is that I heard him watching it, and he insisted he was just jerking off to his thoughts. So he’s not being honest
>>34872162Not much. I worked and talked about autistic shit with coworkers. Got home and played Dead by Daylight to check out the new killer. I think I'm about to go to bed watching Godzilla.
Femanons, do (You) let moids choose where to cum?
>>34872177MDepends on whether it’s a red or a blue board. I’d probably be more interested if it were any blue board or certain red boards.
>>34872179>So he’s not being honestNo shit, what else isn't he honest about, or does he hide the rest well
>>34872174Unfortunately I have. His argument was “what do I do when you’re sick/not here/etc”. Kind of disappointing
>>34872177Really depends on what board(s) they're browsing. I'd be a bit more interested in talking to them regardless of how attractive they are.
>>34872162Went to the gym, got breakfast out because I was feeling lazy and wanted a McGriddle, went home, showered, reviewed some spreadsheets, had a zoom meeting that should have been an email, stopped working around 2:30, had a late lunch, played video games until my wife got home, and then made dinner together.
Either genderLast youtube video you watched?
>>34872185MIs this guy on your lease hahaha
>>34872177MLess. Only BPD women browse 4chan.
>>34872190Some SF6 video of a character I'm trying to learn.
>>34872155just have sex more often and he wont have the urge to watch porn
>>34872190MI only watch like 1 channel and they barely upload. I don't know what else to watch or where to look for things to watch.
>>34872184No idea what else he hides but it scares me. He works as a coach for a middle school and he had a 14yo girl spam texting him a couple years ago. I found out (he never told me) and had to threaten to leave him if he didn’t block the girl. I never saw anything wrong in the chat between them but now that girl is super mean/rude to me whenever she sees me at the school with my bf. I always wonder if he hid something
>>34872179>>34872185This doesn't sound resolvable, it's a fundamental disagreement. You think it's a big deal, he doesn't, and also doesn't seem to care that you do and will lie to placate you. Consider if it's a dealbreaker for the relationship or not.>>34872190https://youtu.be/Za9BWNQaJYII don't watch vtubers much but this was cute. I'm glad I watched it.
>be dicklet>get addicted to porn>develop severe body dysmorphia>gets so bad I cant have sex or touch myself without being reminded of it and legitimately cannot enjoy sexual pleasure anymoreanyone else got any "ruined your life for no reason like a retard award" type things like this
>>34872200And you'll still stay with him
>>34872179>We live together so no need for nudes.>So he’s not being honestMen sometimes want to jerk off. Without all the prep work of sex. It sounds more like you guys aren't communicating at all about basic wants and desires. I don't see this lasting
Analyzing Evil: Femanon just dropped
>>34872202>develop severe body dysmorphiaLike AGP?
>>34872202MYeah My manletism tanked by self esteem so bad that I'm afriad to to outside or be seen by others.
>>34872164kys degenerateWhoring is wrong. It's wrong in porn, and even more so in person, with someone you presumably care about.
>>34872185I mean if you aren't even willing to take his arguments seriously why would he even try to tell you the truth?
>>34872203Yeah because if this doesn’t work out I’m already in my late 20s and I’m just going to off myself rather than be a childless unmarried disappointment at 30
>>34872155Dumb fornicator problems
>>34872209..No? wtf?
>>34872190f, it was on fast Fourier transformations>>34872162went to the park with my doggie
>>34872213That’s retarded. You’re not too old.You’re definitely too old for this guy though.
>>34872202Not like that. Using /vr/ regularly has given me a mental issue though.
>>34872213Lol
>>34872211Holy sexual repression Batman.Sending intimate photos to your significant other is not whore behavior. Also, porn and nudes are not even in the same league.
>>34872190Game dev talk about tile based procedural generation
>>34872213Good luck, most dudes watch porn.Some are just better at hiding it than others
How do I get a man to save an ugly stupid girl like me?
>>34872225Got a link for that?
>>34872213serious question related to this situation for femanonsAre you really totally unable to handle a man consuming any form of sexual content while he is in a relationship? Or is it specifically real women in real situations that upsets you
>>34872228Why would they when they have the real thing? Idk maybe I’m not made for this world Lol. That shit hurts my feelings.
>>34872231Post about it on 4chan
>>34872224>Sending intimate photos to your significant other is not whore behavior.Yes, it is. Doubly so when you're not even married.But my main point is that sex isn't a "need", and arguing that you MUST either get off to digital whores or your live-in whore, with no thought given to keeping it in your pants for any period of time, is pornsick degeneracy.>>34872228It's a stretch to argue most men would not only keep watching it after being asked to stop (and agreeing to stop), but also perform mental gymnastics to justify the so-called need.OP's problem is she thought any kind of negotiation is possible with such types. She lost the instant she whored herself out.
>>34872235I really wish I was dead. I just don't know how to get it done.
Make Out Session!!!!
>>34872234NTAI've always looked at porn in some way even when dating somebodyBecause I don't want to always be horny with you, I don't want to pressure you into being available for me 24/7, sometimes I literally just need to crank one out and it's fast and easy
>>34872231how ugly we talking?
>>34872233Maybe if it was hentai it’d bother me less, but looking lustfully at other real women feels like cheating in a way. It feels like my body is being compared to theirs, and whenever he chooses porn it’s like I don’t match up
>>34872240How ugly are you anyway
>>34872232https://youtu.be/Uxeo9c-PX-w?is=5enTAQmoPNhQKsm2
>>34872247>Maybe if it was hentai it’d bother me lessYo whatOther femanons, do you also think this way?
>>34872245No one has ever asked me out despite going outside every day, and strangers treat me like shit more often than the average person. It's especially jarring when I'm interacting with customer service workers with more attractive women ahead of or behind me.
>>34872252Thanks anon, I've never really kept up with stuff like this but it sounds really interesting.
Anons, i am going to the big 25k people city today. It's making me dizzy.
>>34872231Suckers like me are weak to cries for help like this. There are a lot of suckers like me reading this website.
>>34872254nag but is that surprising to youif you caught your gf gooning to something, would you rather it be a real life dude with a massive dick that looks 10x better than you or some fictional make believe shit that isnt even remotely real?
>>34872219>it was on fast Fourier transformationsLink please if you still have it
>>34872255You are probably overweight
>>34872259This is a big deal. Everyone knows!
>>34872263Hentai feels way less socially acceptable than looking at irl porn is the thingWould you rather your gf schlick to a woman getting fucked by a guy or getting fucked by a centaur?
>>34872259>big>25kWhat?
>>34872262Lol some of you guys need to kys, weak desperate betas
>>34872255guys not asking you out does not mean you're ugly. most people in 2026 are retarded socially. You can, as a girl, massively improve your appearance, you guys have makeup, fillers n shit, hair extensions and similar stuff. you have a lot of options to go from average to attractive
>>34872234You want the honest truth?It is laziness at its core. Intimacy requires work and sometimes we'd rather not do it.I'm not saying it is right, just trying to illuminate you about dudes. If your bf won't be honest I will.>That shit hurts my feelingsOf course it does. He is legitimately lusting over other women. He knows its wrong but rather than being a man he wants to act like a child. I too would be upset to learn I'm dating a child
>>34872269centaur>socially acceptablewhy would what other people see as normal and acceptable affect your self image and personal insecurities anyway? are you an NPC? those aren't even related.
>>34871434no, its my fetish
>>34872234I’m a guy and agree with everything the second reply to this post says.
>>34872269Does it being in text form change anything? Cause everything I ask a women it is a yes and most dudes say no
>>34872262Yet it never goes anywhere>>34872267I'm perfectly slim, that's how I know my face is repulsive>>34872273I want someone to care about me and appreciate me for more than my looks. Looking more sexually appealing with makeup and clothing is meaningless
>>34872281Post face
>>34871455>100 dollar game capped at 30fpshell no
>>34872270Right? I've lived in a podunk town that didn't even have sidewalks but had more than that.
>>34872283No, what is wrong with you?
>>34872244I’m sure that’s how he sees it too. Even with it being so clinical I can’t get over the mental hump of it hurting my feelings. I do not have a high body count so I don’t see sex as very transactional. But my Bf does, his body count was 12 before we started dating. Probably should have clued in on that >>34872275Yeah he tells me that he’s just tired after work :/
>>34872287Well we can't give you an opinion if we don't know what you look like
>>34872281>Yet it never goes anywhereI wonder why that is.
>>34872276>why would what other people see as normal and acceptable affect your self image and personal insecuritiesThey don't, they affect the relationship, when they find out I'm jerking it to Rosalina and think I'm a freak>>34872280I don't understand what you're asking
>>34872286I think the smallest city I ever lived in had over half a million people in 2001.
How do you attract chad as a goth fujoshi?
>>34872298Draw him in barra porn
>>34872290Yeah we all get tired. The mindset has to be one of working together to fix the issue.If he doesn't have the emotional maturity to recognize his lack of intimacy. He will always be stuck in this pattern. Personally I'd confront him but only after I emotionally got over him
>>34872281it's not meaningless. you probably wont date a guy who is unkempt, ugly or smells bad no matter how good his heart is right? you need to look atleast somewhat appealing in the eyes of the man
>>34872297Damn. I've lived in cities with a few hundred thousand but not that many. I guess that happens when your state only has one city with more than 500k.
Well thank you all for the relationship advice tonight folks. I have a lot to think about. I’m going to call it a night
If I die then I die. So what who cares. I'll do it anyway.
>>34872308Well yeah. People die. Duh
>>34872304Yeah which is why I'd rather kill myself. I just wish there was a better way out.
>>34872310Plastic surgery
>>34872310That sounds like a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>>34872281>I want someone to care about me and appreciate me for more than my looksIt's not just about looks. It's about putting in effort. If I see someone puts no effort into their appearance, I'm going to assume they'll have just as little effort to spare for a relationship.
>>34872307Godspeed
>>34872314Nta Nigga how is your face being hideously misshapen temporary
>>34872317See >>34872313
>>34872290>date manwhore>whore self out to manwhore>act surprised when manwhore keeps being manwhoreCertifiable retard
Rosa or Gabriel?
>>34872310How old
femanons, did you enjoy the eclipse?
>>34872315The effort is superficial and in vain. Makeup is bad for the skin and cute clothes are too tight or small. And what's the point if the guy loses interest after seeing what I look like without them? Am I supposed to wear makeup every waking hour of my life? I'll just wear what's comfortable and healthy for me.
>>34872264sure thing, he didn't actually explain how to do them howeverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV3N1dZ4aig
girls pls be brutally honest: how much of a turn is it when a guy my age (26) has never been in a relationship?
>>34872329depends how you handle it. are you awkward and clingy or chill around women who shoe interest in you? are you sure youre not gay?
>>34872329turn off* >>34872331i am not clingy at all, im like the opposite of that. i am kinda awkward, nothing i can do about it honestly. i am straight
>>34872325>The effort is superficial and in vainAnd? It's still showcasing that you care about yourself and how others see you. Which is a positive for your overall outlook of the world.>Makeup is bad for the skinOnly if you use it wrong, or use the kind that blocks your pores.>cute clothes are too tight or smallThat's a remarkably broad generalization for all clothes in existence. Again, just sounds like you don't care enough to put in the effort.>what's the point if the guy loses interest after seeing what I look like without them?I don't personally care what a girl looks like at her worst as long as she's not ALWAYS at her worst.>I'll just wear what's comfortable and healthy for me.You can't solely focus on yourself and then wonder why you aren't getting attention from others. That's not how this works at all!
Imagine marrying JH when she was still fertile...Femanons, do you have the biological clock, how does it feel? i'm actually curious how the feeling works
>>34872325Oh grow the fuck up, stop making excuses to not apply easy solutions to your problems
>>34872324naf but it was disappointing
>>34872340Yeah, ngl I didn't know it was happening and somebody told me, I didn't realize it was only a partial eclipse. when it got to like midnight and it just kept edging I was disappointed.
>>34872334>>34872338Makeup and clothing can't fix bone structure. And even if it helped, it only helps attract rat men like the ones here who only care if the girl is nice to look at. All of you completely gloassed over that I said I'm also stupid, to the point of it being debilitating. But you niggers only care about getting your dick wet.
>>34872343>Makeup and clothing can't fix bone structure>the ones here who only care if the girl is nice to look atAre you just intentionally missing the point here? It's not necessarily about making yourself attractive. It's about showcasing your effort in looking as good as you can.>random slurOh, well now we know why you're alone. Please continue willfully removing yourself from the dating pool.
>>34872342Don't feel bad, I got off work and saw the moon was big and red and thought absolutely nothing of it. I'm just now learning it was a lunar eclipse.
>>34872343Post face
>>34872348NtaIt turns red for the same reason the sun does, has nothing to do with the eclipse
>>34872351Oh, just a coincidence then. Now I feel double stupid.
>>34872347Says the 30 year old khhv neet
>>34872336its like depressing having no children, I'm 29 and I dont have any prospects of having children
I would tell femcel that I simply love her exactly how she is
>>34872355Hey
ManonsWhy won't you date an atoga femanon? Solve their loneliness and yours in one move
>>34872360They never >>34872358 fucking reply
>>34872360Ok, who wnat me
>>34872360Don't wanna
>>34872348Yeah like, the moon is at some stage of eclipse like 90% of the time anyway.
>>34872360They dont live in my country and meeting people from the internet is stupid and dangerous
>>34872360I'm not interested in long distance relationships.
>>34872360Mthey're out of my league
Pussy is honestly so goated you guys are missing out
>>34872372FUCK pussy
>>34872373Yeah that's the point
Thoughts on Lilith?
Who the fuck is lilith
>>34872380Adam's first wife..
>>34872381Okay, who the fuck is adam
>>34872383Adam and Eve.
>>34872381Only in Judaism
>>34872385>Hazbin HotelEw!
>>34872384??
Adam is a hoe
>>34872389Adam from Adam and Eve, from the Bible. His first wife was Lilith before Eve but she was banished to hell for disobeying.What are you not understanding?
>>34872391Is that a new manga?
>>34872380some bullshit fanfiction feminists came up with so they can self insert themselves into the scripture
>>34872391Never heard of it
>>34872395Whoa! Fallout Boy is strong!
Embarrassing samefag
>>34872391She didn't get sent to hell, she left the garden because she refused to be subservient to Adam. Since she was made from the soil, just like Adam, God made Eve from Adam's rib so that she would be submissive to him.>>34872393Kind of the opposite, at least among Jews. She's a betrayer. But then again, so was Delilah and she's looked on favorably by Jews.
>>34872400>Kind of the opposite, at least among Jews. She's a betrayer. But then again, so was Delilah and she's looked on favorably by Jews.well feminists are strongly against God and the Bible in general, so whoever goes against that they see as the good guy
Today's Wordle is bullshit.
>>34872358hii>>34872361lmao I'm just doing other stuff too I'm not at my PC 247>>34872380always a trans woman
>>34872360There are like 2 of them, and they're lesbians
>>34872405it was easyhttps://files.catbox.moe/p3ypaf.pngits a weird word though that I never identified with the label
>>34872408Do you feel better having flexxed on me?
>>34872406So uh do you want a baby because that can be arranged
There's this alt-girl that I'm acquainted with who'd I'd like to ask out. But I have a bad track record with actually landing dates, and I like having her in my circle. Is there a way I could ask her out without it blowing up in my face?
>>34872421No
>>34872406Trans women know how to position themselves in a way that it feels good for your dick to be inside of them. Only problem is they look like men irl and have that rough touch that men have and they overuse the filters online that trick you into thinking they look like girls.
>>34872411i think so>>34872418please, as long as your tall and white>>34872425idk I know a few trans women and theyre pretty and feminine
she is sleeping and I'm feeling lonely :c
>>34872428White yes but how tall
>>34872429You should wake her up by yelling loudly in her ear.
How long after sex is it okay to put on Gladiator?
>>34872442Of course you don't know the proper place to piss
>>34872431what did I do?>>34872434lol I'm just joking about height. but white is essential
>>34872456I mean I am 6ft so probably taller than you Anyways get ready for some good ol' mating press
>>34872421>There's this alt-girlIt's Friday and you don't want to know what she'll be doing but maybe you should.
>>34872458legs up is my favourite position to do so hell yeah
>>34872462You'll be my cute lil pregnant pretzel
>>34871455M no
>lol I'm just joking about heightthat's what they all say, it's all a big, big joke throughout the world!
>>34872465i genuinely don't care about heightbe somewhat fit and white, no brown eyes
>>34872470Blue eyes?
>>34872470>>it's over.
>>34872471that is acceptable
>>34872473Not your fav?
>>34872474i dont mind blue eyes, I dont think I have a preference among eyes but I dont like brown eyes
>>34872474She genuinely doesn't care about any of this - for PLATONIC relationships.
>>34872476I see well. Mine are blue so
If you cum inside a woman and youre still inside her, is it a sticky situation?
I want to take a former slut, love bomb her, make her believe that she finally found someone willing to accept her past and then abruptly dump her.
Moids, what is wrong with?Why the hell are our you running around saying shit like "chud goy clique make the foids shake” what does that even mean?! You're calling girls “goonbait” and making George Floyd jokes. Most of you were probably 7 or 8 years old when he died!
>>34872508You think those are shocking. It's a shame you weren't around for Gamergate.
>>34872515Gamergate was interesting because she never made particularly crazy statements.
>>34871599Yet another lying namefagging narcissist. She had already promised to fuck off from here, but came back, probably because her slut gf, who apparently already cheated on her once with some older man, can't satisfy her. Loves to spam and promote woke slop like Korra or Hazbin Hotel and tell some E*TJ tier bullshit stories.>>34871683>she's an allegedly devout catholicDidn't know this lore. I guess this would make her an even bigger hypocrite then.
gender, what's your favourite album of all time?
>>34872540My photo album from when I was probably around 7 or 8.
>>34872508Women are like "Men are so immature unlike us" and all they do is scroll on social media and be human fleshlights for men.
>>34872543AND they infantilise themselves. A lot. I forgot to mention that.
>>34872525In my view, it was more about behavior and conduct. But the reverse sexism observed during the coordinated media response back then foreshadowed what's now a global phenomenon.
>>34872543>be human fleshlights for men.That just means being a good girl.
>>34871405Am I the only one who thinks the whole female gaze versus male gaze thing is bs?
>>34872540F, Conti new
>Summary: A Soon-to-be Husband makes a surprise visit to his fiancee's house, only to find out she's stuck in quarantine in another state! And her 20-year-old stripper daughter is staying over for the weekend. Will this be a bonding moment for the two? Cue the Porno Music!
>>34872543A woman calling a guy daddy is the most cringe thing I have ever seen.
>>34872562Guy calling a woman mommy.
Why are moids like this?
>>34872562They're the mature gender, chud, because they don't play video games.
>>34872540MDemon Days
>>34872562It's just natural and you are jealous.
>>34872543>scroll on social media he says, as he scrolls through this website all day>and be human fleshlights for menso?>>34872544we had to adapt because most men are pedophiles
>she has awoken and is continuing her baitpostingDisappointing.
Any "goonette" is just a tranny, aren't they?
I went jogging day before yesterday for the first time in several months. Yesterday I felt fine. Why do my legs feel sore today?
>>34872581No.
>>34872574>he says, as he scrolls through this website all dayI don't.>so?LOL>we had to adapt because most men are pedophilesObjectively wrong but even so it doesn't help that women vote for migrants from the rapiest and most pedophilic countries in the world.
>>34872582Muscle soreness caught up with you, sis.
>>34872569You foids shouldn't have pushed for no-fault divorces and free dating and stuff so that she could force marriage and lock him down.Moid's just playing the game by your rules.
>>34872588>>34872584Great, the mentally ill faggot has arrived.
>>34872587But why today? Why not yesterday? That would have made more sense.
>>34872594NtaYou took any magnesium?
>>34872584back to >>>/pol/ tourist
>>34872322Gabriel is a boy name so I dont know whats being compared here..
>>34872595No. Should I have?
>>34872597Tourist? I've been here for years.
>>34872550she looks too soft to be Shego
>>34872593The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed, hole
>>34872599If you get cramps, then yes, because it helps prevent exactly that.I take some Mg too when doing sports.
>>34872601Nobody cares, she's fucking hot.>>34872605Stop trying to fuck men.
Guys,How do I casually turn a man on so he'll want to fuck me?I'm talking about what I can do to seduce him and turn him on before I start taking my clothes off.
>>34872608No cramps, just muscle soreness in my legs.
>>34872613Muscle soreness and cramps often come from the same cause, thought soreness can also come from over-stretching them. But even then, Mg in general helps with the healing process.
>>34872611Not a man. But it depends on a guy. You need trial and error to find out what works - change your hairstyle, change your makeup, show your legs, hide your legs, be smart, be stupid. Something will work on him
>>34872611Some eye contact, smile and certain face gestures.
>>34872611Be direct.
>>34872569r/4chan tier bait slop
Do women sometimes say cringe stuff like "don't be afraid, come lick it"
>>34872611project unattainability, like you would be disgusted and scandalized if even your handmaid was caught associating with filth like himmen love feeling like they lucked into women they dont know they dont deserve, its their greatest fetish
>>34872633What do you mean?.
>>34872328Thanks
>>34872642Spread legs.
>>34872640>"don't be afraid, come lick it"They say this to other women.
Men, you can travel to a tribe in the middle of a forest.The women are all physically fit, and have perky tits. They all offer sex to visitors with condoms, but….Women aren’t allowed to wash themselves with water so they have never removed the grease from their body and they just perfum themselves instead.>Would you go for it?
>>34872653No.
Femanon showed me her boobs yesterday.
>>34872653Sure why not.
>>34872656So you just vent on >>>/soc/ then
>>34872597/pol/ is allowed here, thoeverbeitIt's ask the opposite gender ANYTHING and /adv/ is already pretty much a blue board /trash/ and /r9k/
>37 years old>6'3" height (190cm)>Ace Pilot>Expert Grand Prix Racer>Proficient Bounty Hunter >Brown hair + Blue eyes under the HelmetFoidsWould you date one Douglas Jay, better known as 'Captain Falcon'?
>>34872653>tribe in the middle of a forest.>condomsUnrealistic.
>>34872673How big is his dick?
>>34872677Unknown
I matched with this girl on Bumble (29M/25F). She messaged me first - now both sides can start it btw - and the conversation quickly got interesting and flirty. She told me some of her stories, her likes and her favorite places in town - I moved here recently for my job. She told me about her favorite bar and how it is a hidden gem, but that she could only take me there on our fifth date, as it was special to her. I took that as a cue and asked her out not long after that exchange, something like this are you free this Friday? And then she went silent. That was two days ago. I have no idea what just happened or what I did wrong. I guess online dating just sucks. She is so cute and funny and interesting. I wasn't expecting it but now I feel heartbroken
>>34872678Then pass.
>>34872679That fucking sucks.
>>34872673Only if he's a virgin
>>34872682It does, anon. Now I can't get her outta my head=(
>>34872684I really hope she doesn’t pop up again tomorrow and string you along any further.
>>34872679This is why dating apps suck, women just use them the same way men use /gif/ they emotionally edge to it just to get their weird female emotional heart orgasms and that's all they don't want to actually do any real dates they just want the attention
>>34872686The thing is: she brought it up. Why would she even mention going on a date it if she didn't want it? She listed some cool pubs near her place where we could go. I have no idea why she would back down after being so flirty.
>>34872691She could have stalked your socials off the app and saw posts of yours that gave her the ick. Women, especially online ones, are creepy stalkers almost 80% of them will run background checks on your social footprint online and if they see an edgy post or anything that they find icky or dangerous they back off
Because women love being flirted with and then doing a power play on literally as many men as womanly possible by rejecting them. This inflates their egos. The purpose of women in the dating space is for them to affirm their egomania.
>>34872673He is literally me.
>>34872697I love women, talking to them is very fun
I said the balls stay in too, femanon!!
what do men do to help women in distress
>>34872710You know the answer...
>>34872711men are disgusting
>>34872713Well we know what turns women on when we hug them so deeply in our big arms, their faces burried in our chest even when they're standing upright and my right hand carressing the back of her head as she lets all the sorrow out.
>>34872402>>34872400>>34872391Lilith is only in the Talmud, which was written about a 1000 years later.She might've been inspired by Akkadian myths of Ardat-lili, which are the spirits of dead virgin women who try and seduce young men. So basically proto-succubus
>>34872710Depends on the kind of distress.
>>34872717I remember reading somewhere that she was never even mentioned by Jews at all until mothers started telling scary stories about her to their children in the eighth century.
>>34872717>Lilith is only in the TalmudLilith's in NGE.
>>34872716>no one will ever do this to mewhy did you have to write this
>>34872721And Darkstalkers 3. Her best appearance imo.
>>34872723>some generic fighting gamelmao sure buddy.
>>34872722Strangers things have happened.
>>34872572>it's natural even though it didn't occur for 99% of human history.C'mon, anon, you could've cone up with something better.
>>34872722Because you were going to be a silly kid and assume I was going to say something sexual, right?
>>34872724D:< Far from generic. That game is sick
>>34872729It's worthless, generic trash.
>>34872717>She might've been inspired by Akkadian myths of Ardat-lili, which are the spirits of dead virgin women who try and seduce young menThe fate of virgin femanons btw
>>34872364Bad experience?
>>34872691Just to see how far she could take it? Also maybe something came up, who the fuck knows. I know some guys are so prickly they start talking about getting "ghosted" if they don't get a reply in a few days.Also, think about it logically: This woman has a "favourite bar". Where do you think she can go to easily meet flesh and blood men who aren't just a disembodied image and text on a screen? Meeting women may be a middling challenge for men as we have to initiate things generally, but meetign men is not a problem at all for women. Why would an attractive woman ever need a dating app if she is not completely whack?
I was about to write something bad, but I decided to watch some Mr. Bean instead.Does anybody want to watch with me?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_71wzZMf0M
>>34872728n-no
>>34872710Can't say I encounter women in distress all that often. I hear her out, let her vent. If she's looking for advice I offer advice but if she just wants to speak I listen. What kind of distress were you imagining? Are you in distress?
>>34871599She's neat, and I like loling at the seethe she causes chuds.
>>34872710Ask her how she’s feeling, try to provide what insight I can and hug her.
>>34872741Hm?One does not exclude the other.One can lead to the other.Intimacy can often heal you a bit.
Wowowoowowwoowwww woof
There’s a squirrel pup outside my window that seems to have just realized that he’s very good at climbing trees. He’s darting up and down the tree as fast as he can, clearly having a lot of fun.
guys I'm bored, what should I do?
>>34872752The answer is always to spread legs.
>>34872752Play Tetris or do a crossword puzzle
My sleep schedule is all fucked up, I feel like I'm dying. I couldn't sleep again tonight. I want to die. Nothing is fun anymore, I have no drive. The juice of life is not worth the squeeze.Anyway, how are you guys doing?
>>34872752see>>34872751
>>34872758I slept from 5am to 10am tonight because of heavy wind and cold feet.Unfortunately I've been sleeping less than 6h for most of the past around 4 weeks and I think it's starting to influence how well I can focus my eyes.
>>34872758survived the trailslept like the deadart qt posted my finished commission and it's breddy gudplans for the weekend exceed available timeslots
>>34872710I don't see any women in distress (beggars don't count). Therefore I don't know what I'd do.
>>34872737Some good points, but I am trying to give her the benefit of the doubt.She also sent me a picture of her during our conversation, so I felt special for a while. She is very attractive as well, her Instagram has around 2k followers. I barely have a hundred.
Bf is about to move in to a new roommate situation (he is a student), and 2 of his roommates are a straight couple.He has roomed with a woman before, but she was in her 30s or so and it only worried me a bit. She was also nice to me and seemed to have a lot of her own stuff going on.It seems these people may be younger. How can I establish that he's mine/put her off of pursuing him at all? Just in case she has poor character. I trust him as much as I can trust anyone, but want lower risks if possible.
Are all gay people obnoxious fucks or is that just the people over on /lgbt/?
>>34872767>/lgbt/You mistyped "/pol/".
>>34872767It’s just /lgbt/. That board is insane and maybe one of the last places on the internet I’d point anyone who identifies with those letters towards.
>>34872768I'm sleep deprived, you're gonna have to explain this to me like I have brain damage.
>>34872772>I have brain damage.That is just the normal state of a poltard.
>>34872741Hugging, loving and sweating plapping to breed you, while whispering sweet things into your ear.
>>34872770So if I'm bi and I want to find a boyfriend I can find a normal one? I hate to barge in this thread asking about this sort of thing, but the people on /lgbt/ aren't helpful, when I make threads on /adv/ I get no replies. But the people in here are always helpful.
>>34872779Why would you not just say you are a woman...?
>>34872782Because honesty is important. I only lie when I have to, or when I'm playing card games that allow it.
>>34872784So you are a man?Then your question makes even less of a sense.
>>34872786I'm a man. I'm asking about gay dating. I don't know why I'm doing it here, I just tend to get more helpful replies here. Like I said, I'm sleep deprived.
>>34872710a good intimate plapping reduces stress and is mentally healing. Also cum is a natural antidepressant for women.
>>34872779Yes, from what I've seen masc and het-passing guys are kind of popular among gay dudes too. Though you may encounter some biphobia where they think you'll leave for a woman. That's just the bi curse, go for bi4bi if possible.And no the irl LGBT community is largely not like 4channers. In my experience they're more overly nice woke lefty than anything. A lot of people are just normies though. I know several gays in long term relationships, one couple owns and runs a local bakery where I live.
>>34872766Femanon, relax.
>>34872793>masc and het-passing guysWhat if I'm not into those guys?
>>34872789Go to reddit
>>34871463>uterine massagethis is my fetish
>>34872795I mean if that's what you are, you'll do fine with pulling other guys. Sorry for assuming. A lot of bi guys aren't flamboyant fems in my experience.
>>34871463Good morning, JH.
>>34872800NTAI think pushing down on the uterus is just something women like in general while getting banged, do you too?
>>34872765Its understandable, but my point was that all of online dating is just a poison. In all likelihodd if you met her at her bar and hit it off, it would have either gone somewhere or at least you'd have known whats up without those games. What would you do to meet women if dating apps didn't exist?
>>34872804I already have a massage fetish in general, so compounding that with the idea of massaging such a delicate and biologically important part of a girl's body is an incredible turn-on for me. male btw
>>34872806>male btwYeah, don't care about your opinion
>>34872710NOTMYPROBLEM
>>34872779>So if I'm bi and I want to find a boyfriend I can find a normal one?You can at least meet one that isn’t as neurotic as anybody posting on /tttt/.
>>34872808>ask the opposite gender anything
>>34872797I feel like they're too supportive there, also why I don't ask ChatGPT.>>34872801I guess I'm masc, or straight passing. or not. I have a faggy voice and I've had people assume I'm gay.>>34872813I just assumed that the people in the thread for non trannies would be more normal. Trannies are so weird, they have this weird drama clique thing going on and I just don't get it, talking to a woman is less exhausting than that.
It has happened again, I came buckets...
>>34872805True, it feels very much like poison. There are two things though: it is how most people meet nowadays and probably I would never get the chance to meet her, someone so different from me in terms of lifestyle, job and location, if I wasn't on Bumble. Last relationship I had I met her through mutual friends from college. I don't have many friends right now and the ones I do can only introduce me to people that are too similar. But that is a good question anyway, I will have to think it through. I feel like something genuine can only come out of real life interactions.
Women, bush status?
>>34872821George W
Anyway I'm gonna try to get some sleep again. Sorry if I was obnoxious, thanks for the tips guys and gals.
>>34872818nta but the sooner you get off the apps, the better. They’re scams designed to waste your time.The more time you spend on the apps, the less time you’re spending meeting people elsewhere.
>>34872821Fuck off, creep.
>>34872800I think that's too specific of a fetish. I just like getting that area pressed on.>>34872803This post was like yesterday, why would anyone see and respond to it now?
>>34872821Shaved. That's the new norm. Get used to it.
>read 4chan archive on a game I consider getting>someone in a thread from February drops a free steam key>try it for shits and giggles>it worksWtf. Am I about to get scammed in some way? It was a general that had the game in question as a topic so everyone in there probably already had it, but I still find it hard to believe
WomenWhy do you always do [negative behaviour]? It seems like all of you are [negative archetype]
>>34872833real
>>34872831Nah, there’s no way for the person who posted the key to glean anything from it beyond whether or not it’s been redeemed. Which game?
>>34872821unshaven because my partner likes it that way
>>34872833>behaviourFuck off Brit
>>34872835>Which gameHunt Showdown. Wanted to get it for a while, but wasn't sure whether its too sweaty for me to stick with longer term (Tarkov definitely was). Unfortunately I can't shout out to Anon for the free gibs
>>34872839I'm sorry I didn't know your missing foreskin wound was itchy today. Condolences.
>>34872841Eh, you’re at least shouting him out here. Enjoy your game gamer.
Just had a wonderfully American breakfast: a leftover hamburger and a black coffee.
>>34872844Bish bash bosh'av some proper nosh
watched another movie that passes the bechdel test today. Hard Ticket to Hawaii, about a pair of bodacious DEA agents working to uncover a drug smuggling ring in Hawaii. heaps of shootouts, explosions, and raw flesh. like a live action Dirty Pair, highly recommend
What are you all up to today?I don't know what else to do rn really and I am not motivated to do anything particular, so I am just going to workout on my home trainer for the next two hours and play some Steam demos.>>34872846Is it bad enough that it could land on Best of the worst?
>>34872845Everyone in my family tree is an Anglo, but I just can’t get into British baked beans. I’m so thoroughly deracinated…Every other bit of British food I’ve had was great.
>>34872852it's very firmly in the "so bad it's good" category. imagine a parody of every 80s action movie, except the lead roles are played by two Playboy Playmates and none of the actors know it's a parody.
>>34872846I’ve definitely heard of this but can’t remember where from.
>>34872508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us_T4zUnW40>I hitlered across the room holocaustlyI think you have bigger concerns than the chud-goy clique
>>34872852Oh nevermind, it actually was on BOTW 13 years ago. lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbWTthXfdBc
>>34872856to put it another way, it's like a porn movie where all the sex scenes were edited out.
>>34872845Truly the most mystifying bong cuisine. Out of all the things you can put on toast, why beans? It just turns everything into a soggy mess and does not fit crispy bread at all, in any way. "Mushy peas" is a close second, but I can somewhat understand the appeal because peas are cool. But beans on toast, thats just raping a perfectly good toast for no reason besides shock value. Chaotic evil.
>>34872864mushy peas is just peas turned into a dip. like hummus made from greenpeas rather than chickpeas.
>>34872845Better than that fucking black and white pudding shit.
>>34872861hahaha ok I thought so, but I wasn’t sure
>>34872864in ancient times, the bread would be stale and hard as a rock, so one day instead of giving you a little bowl of baked bean soup to dip it in they started just ladling the soup over the bread
>>34872864It’s struggle food that became a cultural staple.
>>34872870Black pudding is good doe.
>>34872872>ancient timesbeans come from the Americas...
>>34872874It's repulsive.
>>34872879Maybe I just have vampirism. I enjoy similarly repulsive dishes from other cultures.
Is there any benefit in loving no one because you have an antisocial personality?
>>34872882The benefit is that you don't hurt others.
>>34872845A full English would be so goated without the beans.
>>34872857at one point there's a skateboarding assassin who gets killed by an RPG. refresh your memory?
Gender. Black pudding yea or nay?
>>34872880I've tried it twice and both times I thought to myself why would anybody want to do this to themselves.
>>34872883I only dislike a specific type of woman though&al
>>34872864>Out of all the things you can put on toast, why beans?Because it tastes good. Cheap and easy, you got your Carbs, fibres, proteins, fats, iron, magnesium, potassium, calcium, all in one serving
>>34872891I want the brownie
How would society change is women required a weekly dose of semen to survive?
>>34872336She wouldn't be a good wife if she was afraid of cum for over 30 years. She never fixed herself. Abuse victims will also make for terrible mothers and ruin their children if she did have any.
>>34872886lol no, which means if I do watch this I’ll be going in mostly blind. Might have to this weekend.I watched the BotW episode when it was first uploaded; I was a pretty avid viewer back then. Haven’t tuned in for several years now though.
>>34872894There's no brownie in that picture.
And here is another classic British stapleThe deep fried mars barTake one mars bar (Americans call it milky way)And deep fry the fuck out of itBone app the teeth
>>34872899
>>34872891Fair enough. That’s me with oysters.
>>34872900Mille feuille is better. Sweeter. More natural
>>34872901That's the disgusting black pudding, not a nice brownie.
>>34872901Delicious!
>>34872904Fuck that looks good ;-;
I honestly feel like you Americans are exaggerating your disdain for beans for the meme of it, none of you would regret eating British baked beans on toast.
>>34872907It was, but of course I only tried like half of those three black puddings that were in there.The sauce, bangers and mash were good though.
Japanese food is good but I miss my western foodthe hamburgers here suck hardstop posting food you fucks, Im getting the cravings
>>34872908>you AmericansI'm European and think baked beans on toast is just stupid.>>34872910>the hamburgers here suck hardNot really, Lotteria and Mos have good ones.
>>34872910Come back home, American.[Burger music intensifies]https://youtu.be/CxsGX7NDxUY?is=o_fwx0GYnMX6JLb6
>>34872911mos with their pork burgers can go to hell, you have no taste buds if you think thats acceptable
>>34872908I’ve given it a good faith try a few times, and I just don’t like the tomato sauce the beans are in. That’s my only beef with them, really. Like, I’ll eat it but wouldn’t go out of my way to.The baked beans I grew up with were in a sugary, smoky barbecue sauce. Not really to my liking either but more to my taste than the Heinz sauce.
>>34872910You should get some of your buddies together and make some real deal American hamburgers. I bet the hardest ingredient to find over there is the bun.
>>34872916I tried your American beans in the sugary smoky barbecue sauce and it was OK. I enjoy your American pulled pork and ribs and sweet yams with the corn bread and the peach cobbler and the sweet potato pie
>>34872914See, this is why nobody likes you Amerifats when you're in the rest of the world...
>>34872872>the bread would be stale and hard as a rockComplete and utter horsehit. Bread was generally consumed the day it was baked , and most certainly it wasn't any worse than modern bread. I've never heard of or seen anyone ladle the soup directly on bread , thats retarded.
>>34872914>pork burgersWhat the fuck D:<I’d heard how much they love pork over there but that ain’t right at all
>>34872920Aha, you had all the good shit it sounds like. Did you get to have any collared greens too? Maybe with some beans and bacon mixed in.
>>34872922Nah I think the American is onto something I've been to the USA and their burgers are top tier. I still can't find a burger anywhere that matches the ones I had in the states
>>34872927Yeah collard greens, fish and grits, slaw, mac and cheese. I was visiting African Americans and they made me eat the entire soul food catalog. Besides remarking that my skin was as pale as milk, the black grandma said I ate like a MAN because I ate the ribs like a savage caveman
>>34872925That's like saying you don't eat at McD because they have a disgusting fish burger.You also write like really annoyingly, are you qt?
Women, what questions are you disappointed men never ask?
>>34872931fish sandwich*
>>34872931except at mos burger all their burgers are 50% pork
>>34872932"do you want me to give you 5 million dollars?"
>>34872934Fish burger.Chicken burger.
>>34872932"don't you think the supposed holocaust numbers were suspicious?"
>>34872931No, asshole.
>>34872936What a lame fucking answer. You actually thought this would be funny?
man I miss soul food. FUCK man I need to go back to New Orleans
>>34872913Come on anon, I just woke up, you can't go making me crave a burger.>>34872936Do you want me to give you 5 million dollars?
I'm about to treat Lucia better than my irl girlfriend.
If you were an English person and another English person of full British stock with blue eyes and whatever told you they aren't British and don't feel British in their heart how would you react?
>>34872914>>34872938For me, it's a Bison Burger
>>34872930lol fuck yeah.
>>34872946Hispanic women deserve to be treated the best.
>>34872766If she is one to cheat on her bf I dont think you asserting your territory would out her off, it may even make him more enticing to her.Tell him to wear shit stain underwear in the apartment (im joking).
>>34872947I would immediately start scanning the room for the nearest exit and send every “please don’t talk to me” signal at them I possibly could with my body language.
Men, what question do (You) want women to ask you?
>>34872900Deep fried Snickers are better and are a staple at any fair.
>>34872938>European education
>>34872953I can't say that on a blue board.
>>34872952Because you're oligophrenic?
>>34872953>will you go out with me?
>>34872956>Autism.
>>34872959You're no Chad, be realistic
>>34872953"Will you marry me?" is up there, but that'll be a ways away. "Wanna get coffee?" is a good start.
>>34872953I don't want women to ask me anything because women clearly have less tolerance and empathy than men women hate all men who don't have for example blue eyes or who aren't taller/older than them not to talk about richer too
>>34872958No, just as disinterested as a human could possibly be.
What questions do you send an ex you miss and constantly think of to a miserable state?
Foids, what was your reaction to this video when it came out? You do realize this got Trump elected in 2004 right?
>>34872936Every woman's deepest wish is to be a whore l
>>34872965Don’t do it.
>>34872953I don't fucking want them to ask me anything. I would prefer they not even talk to me and just leave me alone.
>>34872966You are a net negative to this thread and are inherently unlikable.
>>34872953Honestly Im blank right now. Maybe asking us about what we read.
>>34872946She looks like a Fucking slag with a high double digit body count.
>>34872964No you're just stupid and egocentric and egosyntonic because you know that they can change their nationality very easily or relatively easily
>>34872953I once spent six months talking to a girl, and she never noticed what color my eyes are. I think I’d be impressed if a woman asked me what my favorite color was at this point.
Genderwhat are you proud of?
>>34872973She looks like she could ride your fucking dick off as she squeezes your balls and calls you papi.
>>34872953>Is it grippy?
>>34872938>>34872956Why do Brits call them hamburgers if they're not made out of ham? Like their logic for chicken burgers and fish burgers is that it's that meat put on a bun, so why don't they call them beef burgers? Also, what they call chicken and fish burgers aren't even ground meat. They're just chicken sandwiches and fish sandwiches.>>34872966>You do realize this got Trump elected in 2004 right?Literally the two things that got Trump elected was Joe Rogan and nearly getting slimed at a rally.
>>34872981>BritsOnly Amerilards are autistic about it, the entire world calls that shit somethingsomething-burger. From Asia to Europe to South America.
>>34872976some of my art got decently popular. seen my memes around the internet. also making a video game now
>>34872953>Men, what question do (You) want women to ask you?"Do you think maybe my emotions get in the way of your efficient problem solving?"Yes the answer is yes.
>>34872965>and constantly think of to a miserable stateYou mean always thinking of the ex makes you miserable?Then it's probably time to try and find somebody new.I have gotten in touch again with people I used to love, but it always just ended in more heartache. So, even if I still think of her, I don't want to talk with her again, because I know she'll just hurt me again with her behaviour. And I have a pretty good guess that she is not doing well, so she would just drag me down with her again.
>>34872981>Why do Brits call them hamburgers if they're not made out of ham?I've heard about this, it's named after some German place called Hamburg. Not sure why though when said place didn't invent the burger.
>>34872974Alright.
Foids, where did this stereotype come from that men don't like to eat pussy? It's obviously not true according to the numbers.
>>34872987The Hamburg steak was a popular American dish at the time of the birth of the “hot Hamburg sandwich” iirc
>>34872981>nearly getting slimed at a rallyI don't think he was ever on nickelodeon
>>34872987I know that, but the British logic for calling something a burger doesn't make sense. We should nuke them.>>34872989>only 8% of people have had more oral than sexSad state of affairs.
>>34872989You're talking to 4chan foids their pussies STANK
Oral sex is lame
>>34872989>2(SD1.[4]5)wtf are these error bars you'd literally be laughed out of the room by real scientists
>>34872995What don’t you like about it?
>>34872993>I know that, but the British logic for calling something a burger doesn't make sense. We should nuke them.Nah nah yeah naaahAmerican Logic is backwards as fuck not us.>Go to America>Blacks call themselves 'people of color'>Casually describe in convo to a black person that I knew a 'colored person'>"EY hol' up you can't be saying dat here"Mental illness
>>34872997Doesn't get me off or feel nearly as good as vagina, and eating pussy is gross
>>34873000Different strokes I guess. I love eating pussy.I am kinda with you on receiving though; I could take it or leave it.
I woke up with but one thought: I must vaguepost
>>34872998They trained African blacks in practicing anglo puritan style pearl clutching , of course the result is an abomination.Trying to be more offended than your adversary is a sport thats very specific to the British isles and doesn't really work without the grey in grey climate and backdrop of extreme prudishness and emotionally stunted populace.
>>34872986The miserable feeling impacts on finding someone new, it isnt easy to replace someone so freely after a decade of mostly companionship based love, it is more akin to gaining a new best friend, i dont know if it is possible and silently suffering as a result
hi big boob femanon i hope your day is going okay ! :)
>>34873004My condolences.
GenderDoes oral sex count as sex? what about manual (handjob/fingering)?Should someone not call themselves a virgin if they've had oral or manual? What if they've only given but not received?
>>34873005Doubtful, Americans are masters at being too serious
>>34873018M>Does oral sex count as sex?Yeah.>what about manual (handjob/fingering)?Yes.>Should someone not call themselves a virgin if they've had oral or manual?Probably not, but I’m not going to argue with anyone who says they are.>What if they've only given but not received?I don’t think that makes any difference.
>>34873018Male>Oral sexNo>Fingering/hand job NoDoesn't matter if you gave or received, none of it is sex. It's sexual but it isn't 'Sex'. Sex is vaginal penetration with a penis. Anything else is foreplay and Sodomy.
F>>34873018>Does oral sex count as sex?Yes, of course.>what about manual (handjob/fingering)?Yes.>Should someone not call themselves a virgin if they've had oral or manual?Are lesbians just perma-virgins to you?>What if they've only given but not received?What? Why would that matter?
>>34873009I never saw it as a replacement.>>34873018>Does oral sex count as sex?It certainly does if you cheat via oral sex on somebody. Same as with a handjob or other things that lead to an orgasm or was done with the goal of an orgasm.A pitfag fucking a woman's pit counts, no matter how stupid it sounds.M>virginI'd only count that if the genitals of both partners were involved.But ultimately, virginity has no inherent value and it does not matter at all.
Should homeless people be forbidden to get drunk?
>>34873029>Are lesbians just perma-virgins to you?And this right here is where the confusion comes from, from Lgbts who wanted their "sex" to be equal to hetero sex. Pay attention people
How come women always listen to pop music? Even if its indie music theyre into its only the most popular artists.You never hear a woman say "fuck I love me some deep underground hiphop/neurofunk/jazz/rock/soul"
>>34873031>and it does not matter at all.As a virgin, I feel difefrent about that. Its gotten to the point where I will not pursue women because whatever spastic shit happens if things work out is just going to end up in a humiliating rejection.
>>34873033What is this? 1984?
>>34873035Im straight lol it is equal
>>34873031>Thinks orgasms define sex>Doesn't see value in virginity Yeah no shit you don't since you can't even define sex properly.
>>34873043Why are you seething so hard?
>>34873043How the fuck is there value in not having done something before? There is no value in never having drunken beer or eaten lobster something like that.Its just a helpless antiquated attempt at controlling inheritance line by making sure that the woman hasn't been inseminated by Chad yet before she is assigned to her husbands bloodline. Not that it kept them from banging Chad anyways lol
>>34873042It's not equal. Basic biology and zoology tells you this, when two animals mate aka have sex, they produce offspring. Humans are also mammals yet for ourselves we make some arbitrary distinction to accommodate gays. Lesbian 'sex' isn't sex. What they do is sexual but it isn't real sex
>>34873051Theres no biological meaning to virginity, its a cultural construct and most animals engage in gay sex.
>>34873049>How the fuck is there value in not having done something before?Because it's not about not having done something it's about waiting on doing that something for a specific someone. The virginity is given social and relational value because exploring sexuality for the first time with someone you love is a deeply bonding experience. >Chad chad chad Do you have autism?
>>34873043You sound delusional.>>34873039Virginity is not the thing that causes that, but your own insecurity.
>>34873056>Virginity is not the thing that causes that, but your own insecurityYou're full of shit, a large majority of women outright prefer non virgin partners.
More incel sperging. Oh joy.
>>34873051So according to that bizarro thought, PIV is not """real sex""" either if one of them is infertile.>>34873059Ok, incel.
I get to see a woman’s ass 2day.
>>34873060Yeah, I'm gonna go back to my workout.
>be a virgin who has lots of chaste friendships with women but never a gf>irl unironic incels as well as normal guys around me start talking to me about how I'm so good with women and get so much female attention they don't understand why I'm singleAm I wrong? Is there something wrong with my self-perception?
>>34873061>So according to that bizarro thought, PIV is not """real sex""" either if one of them is infertile.I predicted you would make that argument as I typed my previous post because I could tell what kind of retard you are. No infertility would not change the meaning of sex, no more than missing a limb would make an animal less of that animal. A lack of a function ≠ the nature of the function is debunked. If anything it proves it since we can say infertility points to the the majority of fertility. You are doing that autistic thing where you only think at face value
So, just to make sure I'm up to date with the expectations in the dating market right now if you're a man:>Be a multimillionaire, but also not a billionaire (ick, apparently for women)>have a 6-pack year round, be a little muscular but not so muscular as to suggest steroids (though you are supposed to use steroids, just not tell anyone)>Follow the same school->"Stable" career pipeline that they followed or are following (otherwise you're irresponsible, while also somehow ending up having taken a totally different route that let you be a millionaire at 25 lest women pretend you don't existI'm sure some things are slipping my mind. Is there anything else?
I think I’m also gonna dip and let the incels shit on the floor for a while.
>>34873054>exploring sexuality for the first time with someone you love is a deeply bonding experience.Not really. Sure the initial limerence and hormone flash hits harder , but it wears off within a year like with anyone else. The Hormoe flash just exists to tie you together so you can have the time to find out whether you're compatible long term. Which is decided by other factors, and not your Oxycontine levels. If that were true, love potions would be a thing. But they aren't.
>>34873018M>Does oral sex count as sexNo>what about manual (handjob/fingering)?No>Should someone not call themselves a virgin if they've had oral or manual?Yes, unless they are female>What if they've only given but not received?No difference
I’m going down to the city to watch a femanon peep show
>>34873074>Le incelsBye bye. I have had sex with many times with several women but keep using the incel word if it helps you
>>34873075I'm not talking about hormones I am talking about sentiment, values, relational bonding, social statuses, and objective life experiences. If you can't grasp the significance of sharing sex for the first time with someone then I can't help you.
>>34872982Americans aren't even aware you call them that, Euros pretend we do because you always look for an excuse to think about Americans. that being said, for those who do know, it's more mild amusement at your ignorance of what the word 'burger' means, considering both the word and the sandwich it describes were both invented in Europe.
>>34873080Aka you're talking about your desperate fear of ever getting hurt by a relationships breaking up, got it. If anything, virgins are more likely to move on and explore what else is out there, or start doubting whether they really found something good (because doing that on the first try is incredibly unlikely)But hey, don't let me interrupt your coping. I know you will cling to your phantasy.
Foid be a good gal and make me some coffee
>>34873081>because you always look for an excuse to think about Americans.Nigger I open my locval newspaper and the first thing I see is a picture of some orange coloured burger salesman ebcause he just took a massive shart on the world stage (again). Americans should just stop insisting upon themselves and foisting themselves everywhere they do not belong. Liek going on another grand sharting tour of the middle east, which happens to be a stones throw away from my cunt while its literalla cross half the planet from yours.
>>34873083This is why I think you should swallow a machete with your asshole, you project weird shit onto me. I will make my position clearer, I am a non virgin male who has had multiple sexual partners who believes in the importance of virginity. You seem to think I am an incel because that would make it easier for your narrative, fuck yourself.
>>34873033Yes. Drinking doesn't make one productive. Give homeless people hammers and caffeine pills.
>>34873070>No infertility would not change the meaning of sex, no more than missing a limb would make an animal less of that animal. A lack of a function ≠ the nature of the function is debunked. If anything it proves it since we can say infertility points to the the majority of fertility.NTA, but fair enough
>>34873089Ok, then I really don't get what your point is. Obviously whatever "bonding" you where babbling about didn't work on you if you kept having multiple sex partners.
>>34873088precisely what I'm talking about. your culture so utterly revolves around America that you will log onto an American website using American technology during American hours to complain to Americans in the American language about how your local news media won't stop talking about America. Newsflash: they do it because it sells. because people like (you) literally cannot stop thinking about America, and they know you will greedily gobble up the latest Trump gossip they slather onto a magazine cover. an entire continent of tsunderes for America.
hey femanon*mogs you*
>>34873100thought you could cortisolspike me? but I've been ashwaghandamaxxing for months, your attempt at ragebaiting me failed and I mog you back
I got the diagnosis. High functioning autism.Not sure what I should do with this.
>>34873096Yeah I know because I had sex too early, I did that thing young teens do when they think they found love at like age 15-16 with their first GF and fucked thinking there was going to be the happy ever after into wedding bells and a kid and a white picket fence and a lawn and a house a common mistake but still I can objectively say my virginity was wasted on a dead end.
>>34873104el magic
>>34873098>using American technology My PC is produced all over the world, as more than half it s technology was invented by Europeans and Asians.>during American hours Nigger what. Its late afternoon here.>in the American language Its called "English", oddly enough. >they do it because it sellsThey do it because your tard in chief taking another blubbering shit over one of the world most important trade routes has direct repercussiuons on all of us. Do you not understand that one of the worlds more important powers throwing a full blown sperg tantrum back to back affects others as well?
>>34872751>darting up and down the tree as fast as he can, clearly having a lot of fun.That's awesome!
>>34873111You should probably reread what anon said to you and do a bit of introspection desu
>>34873108Thats called "being normal">fucked thinking there was going to be the happy ever after into wedding bells and a kid and a white picket fenceThats on you for completely losing your shit over a teenage relationship, but fairly normal. I have no idea why you think virginity is in any way important for finding a woman for that . If you can't keep women around once they actually start getting to know you, your personality sucks.
>>34872889MBlack pudding is fine. Not my favourite dish, but fine.
>>34873111home computer tech was invented by Americans. microchips by Americans. internet by Americans. Operating systems by Americans. want me to go on?>Englishmore Americans speak it than there are British people on the planet, and (you) speak it because of American cultural domination. >blah blah it's because you're important"not obsessed" by the way
since we're posting engagement bait I saw this gem on /tv/
>>34873114It was adorable. He did a lot of climbing up and down a limb that was about to fall off the tree, and it looked like he was playing a game with himself to see how many times he could scale it before it fell. He’d do a couple laps and then leap to a sturdier branch, watching the loose branch expectantly for a second before he went back to it.
>>34873104I don’t understand the appeal of F1. The richest team builds the most expensive car and then they win. What’s the point of following that?
>>34873116>If you can't keep women around once they actually start getting to know you, your personality sucks.God you're such a pussy whipped cliche. You got pussy brain or something? Or some weird internalized mother issues where your mom nagged the soul out of you and henpecked your child brain out of your ears? Why is your first assumption that it's my fault? My first ex was a lazy cheating slut with mental disorders that concealed the fact when we met and sucked a dudes cock within a few months of going to college so I had to dump her.
>>34873081Again, the rest of the world genuinely does not care what you think.
>>34873121The joys of youth.
>>34873122Cool car goes fast. I agree that touring and rally racing are so much more interesting though.
>>34873125I still don't get your problem and how virginity would have somehow changed your life ro something. >when we met and sucked a dudes cock within a few months of going to collegeNot commendable, but a usual ending to a first foray into relationships. What surprises me is why you are seething so hard about having a completely normal, bog standard sexual developement.I'd be extremely happy if I hadn't lost my virginity only in my 30s and been able to get it out of the way and begin having sex at the appropriate age.
>>34873122because every once in a while you get 2021
>>34873129Truly. I rarely see squirrels do anything but frantically search for food.
Is there a way to predict how women age?
>>34873140I can’t say I see anything worth getting upset about here.
>>34873143No one said there was
>>34873135>I'd be extremely happy if I hadn't lost my virginity only in my 30s and been able to get it out of the way and begin having sex at the appropriate age.Why? You just spent the last posts telling me how virginity doesn't matter. You should feel indifferent about losing your virginity in your 30s, what does it matter it's just virginity right? You don't get my problem because you value virginity and sex as a milestone for yourself. I valued mine for the shared status to give to someone else as part of a progressive ideal into something larger like marriage. I would have preferred to have saved it instead of wasting it.
>>34873140She went from high school mean girl to mother of four. This is the good ending.
>>34873140>mid face>has to workout hardcore just to maintain that bodyMost "fitness chicks"/ gym bunnies are just waiting to go up like dough once they cease struggling against their natural physique.
>>34873122NTA. There's something comfy meditative about watching them go round and round ant try to navigate every corner as best they can.That said, I don't follow F1 anymore.
>>34873140>how somebody agesKind of, but not if they stay healthy.If they stay healthy, the aging process in men and women is quite easy to predict.But once they start feasting on lard like boogie or become an alcoholic, all bets are out the winodw.
>>34873140Look at their mothers, is the conventional wisdom innit?
>>34873156Yup.
>>34873156I'd say this is true if both mom and daughter have normal health, no hormonal or thyroid abnormalities yeah. I've seen plenty of fat ass women whose mothers and fathers were slim, same for their grandparents
Fems, are you lacking plapping?
>>34873120I seemed to meet women like this all the time in my early twenties, when I was bouncing around retail and food service jobs. Girls with tapestries in their bedrooms who’d fuck anything but pretend they didn’t.
>>34873120the bait is the guy disagreeing with her?
>>34873120Being a woman must mentally feel like smoking weed.>I am attracted to this thing>But also I don't like this thing Women are a helluva drug
>sorry babe I can’t hang out today, I have to go shopping with my video game girlfriend
>>34873029>>34873035NTAhttps://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2016/crime-in-the-u.s.-2016/resource-pages/rape-addendum>In 2013, the Summary UCR definition of rape was changed to “penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”I guess if you remove the "without the consent of the victim" part, you'll get the definition of lawful sex.So women can rape/have sex through objects.
I’m glad my little brother isn’t buying GTA6.
>>34873170>Going shopping No man enjoys going shopping with women and any man who pretends they do are lying to themselves
>>34873172Rolling for a big fat flop
>>34873164I was talking to a 20-year-old girl that I originally thought was my age (30) and she tried to explain that "not all age gap relationships are equal and it depends on the power balance" which seemed really arbitrary because she justified her own 10-years-older boyfriend and gave me a really "sort of yes" answer on whether or not I could date someone her age so long as I didn't have power over her. But I realized all of this was negated when I found out her bf was previously her internship mentor.
>>34873174I certainly enjoy shopping lingerie, nail polish and other hot shit for her.
>>34873170More like>hell yeah, I finally have a chance to experience what it's like
>>34873171You know that's fucking silly right? Not every country has retarded definitions. If a woman took a TV remote and shoved it up a non consenting woman's asshole or vagina, calling that rape would be dumb, it's standard sexual assault. Rape is in a tier of its own because it carries more Psychological and physical consequences such as unwanted pregnancy. Shoving a rubber dick into someone doesn't have that consequence
>>34873170This would be so much cooler if you could play this coop with your bf/gf where she plays one character.
>>34873175I wish.
>>34873177Okay that I agree with. But you know right after the sexy part of the shopping the woman spends 20 mins searching shit and she goes "oh my god babe look at [latest status symbol item] I saw this on insta and look! Look! at [cheap item that we already have but this time it's in 'season'] and the woman will do this and in the end she buys nothing it was for nothing it was all just to browse.
>>34873176Hahaha, classic.
>>34873190How the fuck do you master the humiliation ritual of accompanying a woman when shopping anyways? If you just tell them no, they get angry or sad. Foids, any tips?
>>34873183Isn’t it insane that they couldn’t see the value in that at any point in the last thirteen years of development?I bet they probably couldn’t be fucked to optimize the game well enough to run in splitscreen.
Oh shit. Tim Curry was Nigel Thornberry! That was one of my favorite shows. RIP man
>>34873174I’m sure there’s some woman out there I’d enjoy shopping with, but the last woman I dated dragged me along for multiple hours-long trips to Joann Fabrics where she’d either leave with two balls of yarn she’d never actually use or with nothing.
>>34873199I also didn't know this until today.I'm surprised that I didn't know this.
>>34873140Ask her what her mom looked 10, 20 and 30 years ago
Women, Im about to make a horny post
>>34873197>How the fuck do you master the humiliation ritual of accompanying a woman when shopping anywaysThat's the best part, you don't. All you can do is just go into your own head and watch your mind cinema and visualise stimulating shit until it's over
>>34873140Damn shes fine
Women, how much trouble are you willing to go to, to make your asshole safe and enjoyable to lick?
>>34873190This is much preferable for me. Cause she won't have any ground to stand on when I start spergging out on Roman history. I use to do that with my ex. It worked out reasonably well
>the shaft is longer than my phonehuh, i guess i am kinda big? doesnt feel big looking down at it
Women, do you have any non obvious (clit and nips) erogenous zones?
>>34873229for my ex it was her ears
Foids, have you ever used semen as a face toner?
Sucking dick, oral sex, it's the best. Women should give head all the time. Sucking cocks until knees give out and the guy can't help but grab their head and cum inside their mouth. I love it
>>34873228That doesn't mean much. For all we know you have a Nokia. You'll have to get a ruler and look up the proper measuring method.
>>34873229One of my exes really liked it when I touched her feet and it gave me a slight foot fetish for >her feet (she had really pretty smooth feet) but the following girl I dated had ugly feet and I had no attraction to them whatsoever so I realized it was a specific girl thing and not me becoming a footfag, fortunately.
>>34873234Don't be obtuse, this thread is made up of retards and homosexuals, nobody here is based enough to have a Nokia where your only texting option is T9
GenderDoes the height of consent really exist?
>>34873190You sound like somebody who has never had a gf.Or is exceptionally terrible at chosing women.>>34873198>splitscreenLocal coop is dead for probably 95% of gamers, even on consoles.They already have a synchronised simulated world in GTA V online, so they could have just used that tech to synchronise the story missions between two characters.
>>34873242Xitter should be declared illegal
>>34873242MWomen love that shit
Women,If Jorah was giving Dany the ick, why was she worried about her nipples getting hard?
>>34873244>You sound like somebody who has never had a gf.You sound like someone who puts pussy on a pedestal
>>34873242Women can barely walk without squirting when there's such a tall guy with such a humongous penis in their vicinty.
>>34873252>with such a humongous penis in their vicinty.We don't actually know how big his dick is, leave it to an /atoga/ moid to start visualizing counterfactual penises thoughever
>>34873242Yes
>>34873250A true to life romance >The woman rejects the man who accompanied her and defended her and was her faithful knight >She instead chooses the giant rapist man who used her as a fleshlight
>>34873251Knew it that you were just a random virgin incel.
>>34873244>They already have a synchronised simulated world in GTA V online, so they could have just used that tech to synchronise the story missions between two characters.Network replication wouldn’t be necessary for local splitscreen. Rendering two different perspectives and culling things that are outside of both of them is more hardware intensive than online multiplayer, ironically.AAA devs are just lazy and passionless now, so no decisions made purely for the sake of fun get made on the cutting room floor anymore. If there were even five people working on the game that cared about it being fun, it would have local multiplayer of some sort.
I have discovered that I have a fetish for a woman being sexually attracted to herself. Is this something a woman would be willing to act out and indulge me?
>>34873259>Knew it that you were just a random virgin incel.>He disagreed! Aha you see, he must be an incelYour parents should have hit you harder
>>34873260Yeah, but local coop is just not really relevant anymore nowadays.>>34873263Ok incel.
>>34873262>I have discovered that I have a fetish for a woman being sexually attracted to herselfThat's all women. That's why they only have sex if they themselves feel sexy, and if they feel ugly their sex drive takes a nosedive. Women are pathological creatures of self-reference.
>>34873033>Should homeless people be forbidden to get drunk?No, what's next? Forbidding drunk people from driving?>>34873203>Ask her what her mom looked 10, 20 and 30 years agoNot a good indicator, because the closest relative I look like is my aunt on my dad's side. Best to ask what relative looked the most like them when they were young.>>34873215>how much trouble are you willing to go to, to make your asshole safe and enjoyable to lick?I wax mine, eat lots of fiber, clean it at least once a day, and own a bidet.>>34873229>do you have any non obvious (clit and nips) erogenous zones?Scalp, ears, and hips. I have that same response to my hips being grabbed that kittens do when being grabbed by the scruff.>>34873262>Is this something a woman would be willing to act out and indulge me?Yes
>>34873258women not knowing what they actually want is basic knowledge bud
Call me a racist but I like petite women.
>>34873267She’s so hot. I wish she wasn’t an evil satan spawn
>>34873252You never know, he might be tall with a shrimp.
>>34873268>women not knowing what they actually want is basic knowledge budAnd we let them vote
>>34873264>Yeah, but local coop is just not really relevant anymore nowadays.Which is by design of the developers. I don’t think the average video game consumer would complain if couch co-op came back.
I have a strange kink that is not healthy for me, and I abruptly relapsed on jerking off to it last night after months of good progress. I feel terrible, but I will persist.
>>34873264>Ok incel.nta but he's not an incel, he's a latent homosexual and there is a difference90% of men ITT are btw, the easy tell is that they say something that boils down to>I can only stand women when they're touching my penis and I'd rather be around other men all the timeIt's a depressingly common sentiment for a thread that claims to be heterosexual
>>34873242No. but I do agree with the above comment about that picture being weird. She's obviously child coded. Is this from a real thing, or just some twitter AI slop?
Men, would you like to be in his place? He's the king of Norway so he will never have to work, BUT:>his wife is Epstein's bestie >stepson is a rapist >daughter and heir defended them both>sister is a self-proclaimed clairvoyant married to a conspiracy theorist fraudster shaman>nieces are influencers>son used to dab
>>34873267Billy Eyelash freaks me the fuck out.
>>34873273>complainDon't think anybody would assume people would complain, they would just not use it.It's just more convenient to play online, unless you live with other people who also game.
>>34873278>>his wife is Epstein's bestie Prime pussy forever or whatever>>stepson is a rapist Family business>>daughter and heir defended them bothLoyalty first>>sister is a self-proclaimed clairvoyant married to a conspiracy theorist fraudster shamanWhat, do you not believe in spirits and the future just because you have no soul and no future yourself?>>nieces are influencersOh no>>son used to dabThis is too much I can't stand it
>>34873278I would hate to be a royal or even a celebrity or any kind. Seems stressful.I’m having some King Oscar sardines for lunch today. Seems like a good excuse to mention that.
>>34873258Yeah but Book Jorah is Norwood 7 and NOT Ian Glen
>>34873278Aren't those things pretty much inconsequential? Those people remain extremely privileged.
>>34873278Not at all, I prefer to live single in my third world shithole that have his pathetic and cucked love life in public no less.
>>34873275Modern women are incredibly boring, though. They all grew up being handed out everything, were told they can do no wrong and develop 0 personality as a result.
>>34873278Yes, and I would use my position to fix all of the problems you listed. Save for maybe the sister/nieces issue, that's not really his responsibility if that's how his sister's part of the family wants to behave, you can still encourage better behavior in some ways though and lead by example.
>>34873267>imageAin't she dating a dude who looks like her brother?Queen shit desu
>>34873287That you are a shut-in who knows no women does not change the fact that plenty of pleasant women exist, Anon, and your response reads as nothing more than sour grapes which explains the whine
>>34873275I don't care enough about some random anon to read all that.
>>34873283I love Iain Glan and I don't even really know why.
>>34873234i have an S24+why would i buy a ruler lol
>>34873175>>34873188Saltoids. What so gta hater gamergater soilennials play?
RA NO KOGEKI
>>34873296>why would i buy a ruler lolDo you unironically not own either a ruler or a tape measure? Are you sure you're an adult?
>>34873296You... don't have a ruler? They're like 1 dollar. Are you okay anon?
>>34873297That last two new releases I liked were Death Stranding 2 and Kunitsugami.I thought gamergate was a divide and conquer psyop designed to make young men who play video games look more retarded than they already often are. I quit using 4chan for a few years because of GG.
>>348732966.3 inch shaft? Not bad.
>>34873267What do you mean by clean it? Do you do an enema?
>>34873293Show Jorah is handsome and has a very nice, comforting voice that assures safety and Dany has daddy issues it's kind of a plothole for him to be that handsome and still give her the ick but he's "hollywood ugly" like Brienne (Gwendolyn Christie is rather pretty imo) so I turn off my brain and give it a pass.
>>34873291Modern females are serial dating whores. They have no redeeming qualities beyond their holes, which is why anyone tolerates your behaviour in the first place. But men with self-respect have just checked out of the rigged dating market and refuse to exhaust themselves by being jesters to get a chance at an used up hole./thread
>>34873299>ruleri have a square with a ruler on it, but im not washing it to put it up to my dick>tape measurei never said i dont have one, but again im not cleaning it to put it up to my dick>>34873302i dont buy things i dont need. also, whats the "proper measuring method"?>>34873304the shaft is a bit longer but yeah i guess. then the tip is like 1.5-2 inches? it genuinely doesnt look or feel that big, maybe porn camera angles fucked my head or smth
I am off to ponder the orb. Farewell, atogan ladies.
>>34873296>S24+Women have iPhones, though. Pro Max.
>>34873312>my dick is the Pro Max modellets go
One of my fuckbuddies from years ago dreamed of me for some reason. What does this mean? And before anyone says the obvious, I’m married
>>34873310A flexible tape measure is worth the money imo. Mostly for the purpose of buying clothes that fit but also for getting the Dick Stats
>>34873309Bad bait from a whiny boy-kissing faggot
>>34873314how do you know they dreamed of you and why are you still in contact? thats nasty
>>34873314are you M or F?
>>34873310>i dont buy things i dont needI'm not sure how you get by without a ruler. Just the other day I had to measure something to figure out what replacement part to buy for it.>whats the "proper measuring method"?Most scientific studies use the bone-pressed method, which is pressing the ruler flat into your pubic bone. This eliminates any discrepancies caused by variance in the pubic fat pad down there.
>>34873315>buying clothes that fitwait what? why dont you just buy whatever you like and get it tailored?
>>34873322Haven’t felt the need to so far.
>>34873291>Have a criticism against women>White knight shows up to cry 'you are a shut in'Every time.
>>34872162Tried out a vibration plate I bought on an empty stomach and now feel barfy and my neck hurts. T-T
Seeing two movies and drinking exactly one beer tonight.
>>34873319M, but pretending to be F.Why does that matter??
>>34873326Oh there he is, the nice guy dropped his mask look at the pent up rage
>>34873311Ponder the orb spider.
>>34873326kekincels and chads agree on women actually, tard
>>34873330nta if you’re rude to people they’re usually gonna be rude back to you, sperg
>>34873315>Mostly for the purpose of buying clothes that fitHuh...?Normal people just try on things they buy.
>>34873329She is Chad-only, you're chad and a lot more desirable for cheating since you are married, therefore you should prepare your penis to recreate her dream.
>>34873326Lmao, you're definitely a virgin yourself trying to pretend that you're above the incels. Embarrassing.
>>34873269Petite isn't a race tho
>>34873320>measure somethingmy measuring wheel, tape measure, square, and caliper have gotten me through every measuring situation ive needed so far. and im not letting any of them touch my dick, nor will i bother cleaning them for the purpose of measuring my dick. i dont care that much.>pressing the ruler flat into your pubic bonethat kinda hurts but im guesstimating theres another half inch or so hiding in there according to my thumb. cool, thanks for making my dick bigger bro
>>34873311Look to your orb for the warning
>>34873335I also do that, but I take my measurements at home first. Can’t post fucking anything around you people lol
>>34873333he got offended on behalf of all vaginas and rode into battle in white knight fashion, he wasn't being targeted and the other anon was just venting and generalising and he threw a melty.
>>34873337You are truly exceptionally fucking stupid.
>>34873317They texted me first. I forgot I had them in my contacts desu. We were unironically friends long before fucking twice>>34873319I’m a male
>>34873339It is a race and you are losing it.
>>34873229Probably underboob and back of theighs.
>>34873330I'm not a nice guy you fucking retard, I hate stupid women just as much as I hate you. Don't try and sealion, just go back to the sharty>>34873332Unironically there aren't "chads" you're just falling for influencer bullshit, which explains why almost all of the bait ITT is ticktock slop and reddit faggotryI repeat, get a gun and kill yourself>>34873338>o you disagree with me? you're a virgin too!I never said anon was a virgin, he could've gotten laid back in highschool or some shit, but he's a loser now and so are (You)Why are all of the men ITT so bad at getting laid AND arguing? No more (You)s for you
>>34873339...or is it?
>>34873345And your current partner is okay with them texting you?I'd assume they'd want you to block them
>>34873344About the same level of stupid as you.
>>34873342outside of fitness/weight loss ive never heard of someone measuring their bodies at home dawg
>>34873215None
How do people e-date. I couldn't even comprehend dating a woman with whom I couldn't easily meet up.
>>34873350Moids fucking LOVE slanted eyes, it seems
>>34873349>Unironically there aren't "chads" you're just falling for influencer bullshitIve known 3 chads in my life, why would I reject evidence from my own life? I dont even watch influencersyoure a retard mate, listening to you would be like shooting yourself in the foot
>>34873349>angry racist virgin sperg out after getting exposedMany such cases.
Anyone can lie ITT. Never forget that the average Anon is going to lie to you for fun simply because they want to see you fail.
>>34873353You've never gotten your measurements before?How do you know what to tell the tailor when you are getting your clothes fitted?I couldn't imagine trying to get clothes without knowing my sizes.
>>34873349You are mentally unwell, get help
>>34873342I don't see why you ever would need to do that?Unless you're a woman who goes shopping for super tight stuff.Even as a man, when you get a suit tailored, the tailor takes the correct measurements.
>>34873350Asian women being all cutesy and stuff seems nice in small doses but honestly even as a weeb anime enjoyer it's actually pretty annoying in larger doses.
>>34873269
>>34873361>How do you know what to tell the tailor when you are getting your clothes fitted?The average person isn't getting their clothes fitted.
>>34873356for me it's hapas
>>34873274What’s the kink, tell us
my neighbour is banging something against the floorsits 3 am and its like hes dropping weights on the floor every few minutesthe fuck is wrong with people
>>34873367The average person is a slob anon.That doesn't mean we have to emulate them
>>34873364when you date them they usually drop the act after you get close to them and only do it in public
>>34873306>What do you mean by clean it? I just give it extra attention when washing, but never go past the sphincter.>Do you do an enema?Only days I know I am going to do anal.>>34873368>for me it's hapasSame. I got a fever. And the only prescription... IS MORE HAPAS!
Good god some of you faggots are insufferably pretentious.
>>34873372The average person is broke, that's the other part of the issueUnironically the only person I could bait into posting a money spread ITT was ENTJ if I remember correctly and his was what looked like a stack of 1s with a 20 or two on top
>>34873365>pygmies
>>34873375>but never go past the sphincterIs your bidet stream not strong enough to go up in there a bit and really get everything out?
>>34873376True
>>34873375how much butt stuff happens in lesbian relationships?
>>34873371Konnichiwa, you little jit!
>>34873379nta (since she's not an anon) but I'm glad that someone else is posting about the enematic powers of a bidet, truly every bootypilled anon should have one in their home if they desire to get to plunderin'Have a second (You) on the house >>34873379
>>34873355They either never get off the computer and waste years of each other’s lives or try to plan how to turn it into a face-to-face relationship as soon as possible.
>>34873384konbanhaevery month one of my neighbours goes insane2 months ago it was a vietnamese dude talking loudly with his windows open at 2-4 ami should move
>>34873339If petite isn't a race, why are obese people the untermensch?
>>34873377Yeah I know, I use to be broke to. That is why I had to learn how to sew the holes in my jeans. I really only got into tailoring when I worked at a dry cleaner and could get alterations done for 60 percent off.
>>34873229Mermaid line or whatever its called and ears.
>>34873356no thanks
>>34873373Oh yeah, but the 'home' version of asian gf is arguably worse. They're overbearing and loud, and often mildly violent.
It’s happening
Im unironically chad only. Thoughts? Seethes?
>>34873385I'm not even saying you need to get one if you want to play with your asshole.Just have one to be clean. I still remember my parents acting disgusted when I got mine. Then a few months later during their house remodel, guess what ended up in their bathroom?>picrel
>>34873397Nothing ever happens
>>34873361the tailor measures me every time
>>34873379>Is your bidet stream not strong enough to go up in there a bitNo, how strong do you think a bidet is that you think it can open a clenched anus to reach the sphincter?>>34873383>how much butt stuff happens in lesbian relationships?A fair bit. Not sure what to compare it to. >>34873388Nietzsche was only 5'7. He was the 19th century equivalent of manlets saying women only date Chads and you needed to become a sigma if you weren't blessed with top 1% genetics.
>>34873398Getting hammered from behind by men who remind you of your neglectful father isn't being chad only
>>34873398I get the appeal. You’re guaranteed to not get with someone who posts itt.
>>34873399Mine's a handheld so it doesn't look as nice but it's saved my ass (heh) when I eat stuff that's 2spicy4me and for that alone I'd recommend them>>34873403>No, how strong do you think a bidet is that you think it can open a clenched anus to reach the sphincter?nta but just relax and some water will go up there, you don't need a ton necessarily you can just do it a few times
>>34873396Havent had that experience yet fortunately
>>34873397I’ll believe it when I see it
>>34873403>strong do you think a bidetpretty strong, I got a cheap one off Amazon. So the full water pressure goes through it. It goes past the sphincter and up in there at least half an inch. It really makes me feel cleaned out inside.
>>34873397What's happening?
Men, what should I masturbate to?
>>34873229I'm very sensitive to sound and I wish men moaned more.>>34873314I had a dream about my ex last night. Haven't thought about him in years. It was very strange.>>34873355E-dating is a myth.>>34873398What is a chad to you? I think it's quite subjective.
>>34873377i bought my car for $40k and im about to give it to my dad as a birthday gift because he said he wanted to buy it from me. am i broke?
>>34873414Incest porn
>>34873414Black women
>>34873414Why only men? This is sexist. I'm calling atoga HR.
>>34873415>wish men moaned moreYou have to ask. Otherwise we get too distracted trying not to cum in you.
>>34873414A Literotica story about a wife being a sex slave to her husband
>>34873419Would be kinda homosexual to ask women>>34873417>>34873418meh
>>34873420>weYou get beat up in school lots?
>>34873403>5'7 was short in the 19th centuryProbably wasn't. Can you stop having opinions?
Honk?
>>34873415my cock
>>34873415>I'm very sensitive to sound and I wish men moaned more.I’ve been laughed at during sex for moaning before. :s
>>34873416You are super broke. If you aren't at least in a McLaren. I assumed everyone here's net worth was at least in the 7 digits.
>>34873414me :)
>>34873414Yourself in the mirror
>>34873355Desperation. You have nothing else and then you do that.>>34873356No because i actually am racist.
>>34873325I frew up after two bites of cheerios. Looks like I am taking the day off today.
>>34873416If this is true and you're not in debt for the car and it's not your only functional vehicle then no, but I'm disinclined to believe Anons ITT (people here lie more than elsewhere) desuBut, before you get upset, I'll give you the "richer than me" point because my father was a violently abusive alcoholic (and is now dead, thanks be unto God) whereas yours is nice enough to merit a car as a gift, not all wealth is monetary
I wish BV was hot, that’d be pretty cool. She does have nice tits at least.
I’ve read too many threads on this board written by people who have e-dated someone for over four years. That’s insane.I’ve read one where they “dated” for seven years.
>>34873430ill get into the 7 digits within a decade hopefully, unfortunately ill be a mid-30s boomer by then
>>34873424>mehI'm sorry I didn't realize you had shit taste, maybe just don't masturbate and consider the religious life instead if you're not even going to sin right you fucking loser
>>34873414futa hentai
>>34873414Monsters!
Why do women eat so slow?When I go on a date with a girl they eat slowly. One time a girl took 90 minutes to finish a hamburger, Im not even exaggerating. She apologized but finished it, must've been so cold by the end of it.
HONK HONK HONK!!!
>>34873437I don't wish you guys were hot because I don't want to look at you.
>>34873407Latinas are better, it's kind of similar but with passion, asian homelife is like living with a belligerent manager. EE girls are kind of halfway in the middle.
>>34873444nag but good question I'm actually curious tooThe only answer I've gotten IRL is that they don't eat as much/don't get as hungry but the woman that I asked was ms skeltal
>>34873445Pretty cool, is like a ballerina
Are Canadians usually this angry or it's just him?
>>34873434>A Woman Used a Vibration Plate then Ate Two Bites of Cheerios. Here's What Happened to Her Organs.
>>34873448One girl said she was raised to eat slowly because her mom said it was good manners for a woman. She was really slow though, way beyond polite eating
>>34873442Finally some interesting suggestion
>>34873436its paid off obviously, how would i gift him a car i dont own lol>not your only functional vehicleits not but its my only fun vehicle. im buying a brand new one so i wont really have much use for this one anyways>yours is nice enoughmy childhood was pretty shit but i wasnt getting beat. im sorry to hear about your father, fren. i hope you were able to move on since
*cupping hands around my mouth* post the secretary bird!!
>>34873444I think that's just her. Plenty of women scarf down food, especially me.>>34873438It's quite sad honestly. I don't understand the appeal of a relationship without any intimacy, or even quality time for that matter. They're missing out on so much. >>34873429This is no laughing matter.>>34873420Premature ejaculation is weirdly hot. I take it as a compliment so long as there's lots of foreplay and aftercare.
>>34873444wait till you see how fat women eat
*kicks you in the balls*
>>34873458>I think that's just her. Plenty of women scarf down food, especially me.Ive had dinner with a lot of women, they were all slow. Some more extreme than others, but they were never fast. You must be an exception>>34873460you got me therethe only hippo i ever dated was fast as fuck, forgot about that completely. memory holed that experience
>>34873462Sometimes I wish I were born in the 18th century when people were still exploring the world so that I could've beaten random wildlife to death with my hands, I wish I could choke a bird on every continent
>>34873462Slay.
>>34873458>foreplay and aftercareWhat do you mean by aftercare?I was under the assumption that was more of a BDSM term. Used during a domination session.If you mean cuddling I wouldn't consider that aftercare. I just think of that as normal intimacy.
>>34873465>I wish I could choke a bird on every continentFollow your dreams Anon
>>34873465you can still do that anon. its way easier now with planes
hmm is it gay if a woman watches futanari? never thought about that before
>>34873452That's a slice.I wonder if that asian dude is ok. He keeps ruffling his hair up like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos on ancient aliens.
>>34873462
>>34873462*Disembowels you*
>>34873470futanari x female porn is 50% less gay and 50% more lesbian than straight porn
>>34873463>You must be an exceptionTo be fair, I'm not actually that fast anymore. Mindfully eating is how I lost weight - I learned to savour the food and company.>>34873465:(>>34873467It is more of a BDSM term, but in this instance I'm just using it as a catch-all for cuddling and kissing afterwards. Though I wouldn't mind taking care of a man after some rough sex.
>>34873476you forgot to change your name back
>>34873462How many times do I need to lay this thing until I can craft it's charge blade?
girls, how often does your bf accidentally hit you?
>>34873480Im sorry. Terrible, terrible mistake. :(
>>34873468>>34873469There's "laws" and women are less amenable to such a thing nowadays so once they find out you've throttled a toucan and punted a penguin you're blacklisted from pussyRegrettably I was just born in the wrong generation unless there's a biological woman who'd like to disagree with me and say she'd be down to date/marry a man who enjoys doing such thingsShe can come with me though I don't mind being around women or traveling with them
Some anons dreams are to choke a bird on every continentnot exactly anything like my dreams, but I hope he succeeds at his
>>34873482m, I hit her on purpose
Women would rather be beat to death than bored to death
>>34873482>girls>>34873486>mIt's nice to know that /atoga/ is so inclusive as to accept male girls
>>34873483good girl
>>34873465there's literally nothing stopping you, but you shouldn't do that
>>34873484just dont let anyone find out. literally go somewhere where people arent around and do whatever you want >>34873488it's not like you can stop me
>>34873476>Though I wouldn't mind taking care of a man after some rough sexThat is hot. I love rubbing ointment in afterwards. Especially when I pull out the ice cubes to get the redness down. You just have to find someone whom you trust completely. But of course nothing beats the kissing and cuddling afterwards. It is my fav part of it.
>>34873490just his lack of testicles
>>34873490>ErMm YoU sHoUlDnT dO tHaTYou type like a bird
If she won't totem twist, she's just a friend.
>>34873494look at all that neck...
>>34873497I'd love to test freshly sharpened knives or swords out on it
>>34873482I beat my men.>>34873489I mean... I guess, bro.>>34873496What is totem twisting?>>34873499You have to be 18 to post on this site.
>>34873499Imagine lining up 4 ostriches in a row and beheading them like a samurai testing a katana on fleshy bamboo
You all know I love birds and that's why youre being so cruel.
>>34873499What if it knows how to use haki and breaks your sword with its neck
Women what are you doing if you hit your bf and he just rapes you in retaliation>>34873502I don't even know who you are dude
>>34873494I wish I was a pretty as a bird
>>34873502If it's birds you can at least still have plausible deniability. Kittenposter is insane openly and is obsessed with yhe insane woman animal. Only horses are worse to be into that cats.
Catholic anons, how often do you mention the things you post/see on 4chan when you go to confession? Just curious.
>>34873462>Femanons on penis inspection day
>>34873488Look, this is atoga, I'm asking the opposite gender. I accidentally hit my GF almost every two weeks. I want to know if this is normal or if I'm a goddamn ogre
Apparently moids are now saying that if a woman has visible abs she doesn't get her periodmoids are you really this dumb?
haha imagine femanon squeezing my balls so hard I let out a moan haha maybe some precum as well haha
>>34873484Nag but thats not heroic , thats just abusing random wildlife. I'm pretty sure most foids will still swoon if you beat a Condor in aerial single combat
>>34873511>moids are you really this dumb?uhhhh derrrrrrrrrr mmmm ding! pussy
>>34873510MYou’re an ogre
>>34873514>aerialIt'd have to be while parachuting because otherwise I guess I've got a plane and I don't think a bird is winning that oneWOMEN would you go parachuting with your man so he can beat birds to death on his way down?
>*Walks onto the scene* "Yo"
>>34873511Yes
>>34873518Imagine going to Chili's and getting a triple dipper made up of 3 of these guys deep fried
>>34873511whats a period
>>34873511If the moids in question are under 25, they don’t count
>>34873524If women have sex with men under the age of 25 they're basically pedophiles desu
>>34873522>Imagine going to Chili'sI'd rather not
>>34873524come even I knew about that stuff before I was 25
>>34873525This. Women mature earlier than men.
>>34873524trueThere's a lot of moids who don't even know what PMS is
Women how much do you judge men for listening to "problematic" artists? I think Chris Brown sings well, I like Ye's use of samples, and honestly I once heard a song where I was like "this is amazing I need to save it" but then I saw P Diddy was unironically on the track and I haven't been able to find the song since
>>34873522Do Americans only eat at chains or something
>>34873531You have shit taste
>>34873532Of course, it's from all the slavery
>>34873508I’m a wannabe Catholic. I pray often and try to live like a Catholic but haven’t actually been out to a church yet.I try not to post things I wouldn’t want to confess to having posted. I mostly just read blue boards.I do also know, however, that the last thing a priest wants to hear during confession is an exhaustive, itemized list of anything remotely sinful I may have done or said in the last week. I plan to keep my confessions fairly succinct and to the point.
>>34873451Lil ol me?
>>34873528>This. Women mature earlier than menWomen are like>"Teehee we have more emotional intelligence! We emotionally mature faster than men!"Then when a 30 year old man dates a 18 year old it's>"SHES JUST A CHILD. POWER DYNAMICS!!!"Make your mind up women
>>34873532Yeah, I wear shoes to bed and drive a brand new motorcycle to work every day too
>>34873499I'm pretty sure it'd win, or at least manage a tie. They're 9 feet tall, and can kick forward with enough force to break bones. Plus their claws are basically knives themselves, so you're getting disemboweled if you take a hit.
>>34873537nta but why haven't you gone to church yet?Also I recommend going to an Eastern Orthodox church and maybe controversially going to an Episcopal church (Rite 1 with music if they've got it) if you're a liturgyhead, the former more than the latter, a nice liturgy is literally art
>>34873544I think it's a genuine cultural difference
>>34873547I don’t wanna bump into anybody I went to high school with. I’m moving soon and will start checking out churches then.If there were more than one Catholic Church in town, I’d have gone already desu. I considered Orthodoxy, but I’ve ultimately come to decide that Catholicism is on the right side of the schism. I don’t have any ill will for Orthodox people or think they’re wrong or anything. I just think Catholicism makes more sense and is better fit for me.I’ve been to an Episcopal church a few times, when I was younger. I attended a Methodist church for a while as a kid too.
>>34873532once you realize they literally aren't people a great deal of their culture begins to make sense
>>34873537I did my life confession like a month ago (I just became Orthodox, but it's basically the same thing I just really liked the community at this parish and I figured asking catholics would have more reach just based off demographics) and what they advised for me was to vaguepost. You know, say what you did but without specifics. I might have to say "I made salacious posts online and lingered a little too long at explicit images of women" because that's better than explaining what "hornyposting" is or saying "there's a guy on this sfw thread called /atoga/ who keeps cross-posting links to /gif/" I actually dropped all porn and stopped masturbating like 2 or 3 weeks before my confession. It's been really good so far but I'm sure this is just the honeymoon phase and the calm before the storm. I mean I already came back to atoga.I appreciate your post though. Hope you find a parish to call home soon.
Women, do you think this guy could clean up well?
>>34873556Where are you from?
>>34873558
>>34873518I saw one of your sisters two years ago.
>>34873564Why were you and it in hell?
>>34873557>You know, say what you did but without specifics.I went to YouTube looking for advice from priests and friars and heard the exact same thing, yeah. Made the idea of confessing much less intimidating and more reasonable sounding.>I appreciate your post though. Hope you find a parish to call home soon.Likewise man. Glad it’s treating you well.I suspect I’m probably going to feel most at home in a Roman Catholic Church, but I’m pretty excited to check out a Byzantine Catholic Church as well.
>>34873531It is stupid to care about if an artist is problematic imo
>>34873566NTA but it's a nocturnal bird. All the enclosures at the zoo are in a dark room. The NZ public got really pissed off a while back when we saw an American zoo displaying a Kiwi in full sunlight and touching it which stresses them out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pe_5qbZ8E4
Bump
I was invited to a party by a girl I know. I’m 23 and have never been to a party, I don’t drink or smoke either. Should I refuse or go just for the experience?
How much does Sydney Sweeney escorting cost for a night?
>>34873581Go, nobody cares if you drink or smoke there
>>34873571Nocturnal is one thing, but infernal too?>>34873579Bump...? The thread is past bump limit, anon.
>>34873581Just go! You don’t have to smoke or drink. Nobody smoking or drinking will think less of you or be weirded out if you’re sober.She’ll be happy to see you there.
Can someone tell me what to do today pls my shift got cancelled
>>34873581They’ll know ur a virgin
>>34873582I doubt there’s a dollar amount on that, but you’re probably in if you have a specific credit card.
>>34873586Hateread Norse poetry like me
>>34873586Go to the library and then go to the park and read
>>34873588Thank goodness I kept my virginity card then.
>>34873584>but infernal too?The dim red light is so visitors can see the birds.
>>34873586I biked for two hours, played some demos on Steam, jerk off three times.
I'm trying to think of questions to ask females but I am so bored of it. Is this what long term relationships are like? You just run out of things to say to a woman and she becomes boring?
>>34873598>Is this what long term relationships are like? You just run out of things to say to a woman and she becomes boring?It’s what a dead-end relationship feels like after a while.A good relationship gets mundane and routine at worst, but not boring.
Why am I so attracted to evil women? I like when they are mean to me, when they start fights, even when they flirt with other guys.
>>34873582She's a human fleshlight.
>>34873602What’s your relationship with your parents like, frogposter?What’s their relationship with each other like?
>>34873602Low self esteem.
>>34873605>What’s your relationship with your parents like, frogposter?Terrible>What’s their relationship with each other like?Terrible
>>34873601Nah man it's just that I'm realising how boring foids are. I think they lean so heavily on their appearance because fuck man they don't really have much personality. Come to think of it I can't ever remember the last time a girl made me laugh I don't think it's ever happened. I feel like I want a refund
>>34873601>mundane and routine>not boringThis doesn't make sense to me.
>>34873607We subconsciously model our relationships after the one we were raised by. You had poor role models that have led you to accept less than what you actually find acceptable.Stop making excuses for women and stop ignoring red flags. Stop thinking you deserve to be unhappy. You don’t have to be with evil women.
>>34873611Face it man he is picking the evil ones because at least it's more interesting than the boring ones.
I’m so sick of this town. I want to live in the big city.
>>34873610>mundaneOrdinary and unexceptional, but not boring.>routinePredictable, but not boring.You can’t reasonably expect to be entertained indefinitely by a relationship. That’s not really what they’re for.
>>34873608Maybe you should try fucking men instead.
Normgroidcattle say they hate Reddit but they're all spiritually redditors. To them not being a wholesome chungus is worse than being Epstein.
>>34873602>Why am I so attracted to evil women?Some women are attracted to evil men who pump and dump them.>Women usually commission rape.>Men usually commission femdom.Moral is that both genders are lazy pieces of shit who want their partner to do all the job in the bed.>>34873611>>34873613There's some truth to those too.
>>34873616>You can’t reasonably expect to be entertained indefinitely by a relationship.I don't. But to me that's the same as saying I can't reasonably expect to not get bored with a relationship eventually. Which is why I've never bothered to put in the work to get into a relationship in the first place.So what am I missing?
Girls, are you hoping the baby murderer goes free?
>>34873608I share your feelings. Dating isn't even fun when they're all serial dating whores looking for the best upgrade instead of actually getting to know a person.
Femanons, i want to impregnate and abandon you
>>34873608Men yearn for the warband
>>34873624They aren’t all like that is all I can say. I won’t pretend a lot of young women aren’t like that, but that’s no reason to give up entirely on women.
>>34873623Not murder and yeah
>>34873618>Maybe you should try fucking men instead.I like how you instantly sprang to mention fucking, like you know the only thing you can think to do with a woman is just fucking and that's all.
>>34873623
Oh great, the poltard incel had to bring it for the fifth time today...How can you hate a thread this fucking much, that you constantly want to destroy it.Pathetic.
>>34873628>Not murderThis. It was just a 15th trimester abortion.
>>34873622>So what am I missing?The possibility that you might get bored sometimes is enough to make you not want to pursue a relationship at all, so ultimately, what you really want out of a relationship is to be entertained.If you don’t have any desire to do things with women beyond killing time and having sex, of course you’ll never want a relationship.There are women on the same page as you who will give you what you want, at least. Just don’t expect them to be your friend or provide you any emotional support.
>>34873633The thread is boring because the foids don't talk they don't initiate posts they just respond to questions for the attention. They just lurk and say nothing unless spoken to.Fucking women have to be prompted to say something like AI chatbots.
Women, if you have postpartum cyberpsychosis due to Instagram and set your baby and your husband on fire, will you hope to walk free?
>>34873635Okay thanks.
>>34873637ye
Valkyrie phenotype vs witch phenotype
>>34873646Left looks AI generated
Have you guys heard about current thing
>>34873646you do know that the entire 'group' supporting her is a small group of mentally ill people being pushed by the epstein class to care about this as a method to distract you from them, right?
>>34873646I truly believe that we will eventually have Nuremberg style trials for the SSRI industry and the doctors who prescribed them.
>>34873653Anon knows and is a retarded neckbeard accelerationist
>>34873651No, what’s happening?
>>34873623Imagine being a moon faced brown eyed big nosed woman and you push out three kids for a Gemini husband, but the Gemini husband wants a fourth baby but your eggs are having problems so you go to the fertility doctor and the fertility doctor is a woman and she is hotter than you and your Gemini husband has an affair with her so you as a Leo woman maul your three cubs to death lovingly and narcissistically because Lioness pride (you can't imagine your kids living life without almighty :you:) and you jump off out the window but you break your back and now you got to lie you heard a male voice in your head even though that post partum psychosis doesn't last for 8 months and doesn't feature just a single perfectly convenient audio hallucination 18 minutes before mauling the cubs to death.
>>34873658People who aren’t like me are doing bad, bad stuff. I’m glad I’m me and not not-me
>>34873653Wow bro, you're so smart because of the deranged conspiracy theories you believe in
>>34873662I’m going to rape you in the ass.
>>34873646We should go back to burning BPD women at the stake in town square. Heinrich Kramer did nothing wrong.
The femtogan high school group chat just leaked
hitler type beat
Girls, let's say you get to deal a relatively painless demise to your newborn using a SIG Sauer in exchange for guaranteed $600k tax-deductible USD from a reputable revenue sharing program. Are you in or are you out?
Would women date a grown man who doesn’t have many plans for his Friday night beyond drinking a beer or two and playing TF2?
Why didn't John List get any sympathy when he killed his family? He said he was sorry. We all go a little mad sometimes. Just because you murder your three children doesn't make you a bad person!
>>34873623MI didn't follow the case and I trust the jury to evaluate all of the evidence and judge accordingly to the best of their ability. Women on tiktok saying she's innocent because she's a Leo and her husband's a gemini doesn't affect me or the outcome of the trial, it just makes a bunch of women look dumb for making an opinion based off astrology rather than looking at the evidence. If she walks? Maybe she didn't do it. My only exposure to this case has been heavily biased posts and twitter screenshots, so they probably leave stuff out.
femanons -- very pressing question tonight: you're on another date with the bear and you bring your two kids from the kindergarten to see him for the first time before a planned jeevacation together, but he mauls them immediately and violently consumes their corpses; do you:A) tell your husband,B) secretly file a lawsuit against the bear, orC) continue having casual sex with it?
I gotta find something better to do in Friday nights, than hang out on atoga. This sucks.
>>34873682You could answer some of the questions in the general.
>date small dicked/flat chested/generally ugly and insecure person>bring these traits up when they get mad or disagree or fight with you about something>get your way every single time does this work
>>34873682Just close the tab buddy. Force yourself to leave the house for something.
>>34873685There are no questions for me.
>>34873676She literally admits she did it. She's just trying to say she was crazy so it's not her fault. (She's fine now tho)
>>34873688>Force yourself to leave the house for something.I did earlier. Then I came back opened the thread again.
GenderName a song you used to love but no longer do.Brownie points if you can say what changed.
>>34872675They have humanitarians workers distributing comdoms and contraceptions to women as well as tampons, now a day. Even if they all live buck naked covered in mudd in a hut.
>>34873682Well have you reached out to anyone?I just did and now my friend is coming over so we can drink beers and play Wii bowling drunk.Just have to try anon
>>34872931You also write like really annoyingly, are you like American?Do you like wanna fight outside McDs or something?The fish burger from McDs has more taste and charm than your crusty American arse.There are more beans on the toast, than brain cells in your head.The pork burger with dressing has more charm than your porky mother in a dress.You people are stupid swines who should crawl back under the rock that you were ejected from! Love, uncle QT xx
GenderDo you have a skincare routine?
>>34873708Not really no, I just wash my face every night and it seems to work well enough.
>>34873708MYes, I am the anon who bought those two new moisturizer creams the other day.>glass skinI never thought people could dislike that.
>>34873708MYeah but it's just like basic washing my face and moisturizer sometimes. Not korean snake oil.
>>34873676>I didn't follow the case and I trust the jury to evaluate all of the evidence and judge accordingly to the best of their ability9 out of the 12 jurors are female. 1 of the jurors, a female, was crying hysterically when she saw Lindsay cry in court. I wouldn't get your hopes up
>>34873636Truth nuke
Would you let yourself die, if your wife had broken your favorite tar?
>>34873719M I don't understand this question.
>>34873718"I will only make a post if it's about me" — average /atoga/ foidThey're so desperate for attention they will reply to the "Bush Status?" Guy
>>34873623NAG but my Stacy colleagues were telling about this case and how she should be hungIt seems only Beckies are defending this child murdering witch
>>34873708M, no, but people often ask IRL if I do, my skin is just naturally great>>34873608>can't ever remember the last time a girl made me laughEither you don't know funny women or you lack a sense of humour>>34873719>Would you let yourself dieYes next question >>34873544People who wear shoes in their homes terrify me
>>34873637>postpartum cyberpsychosisRegina will just have V beat the shit out of you before MaxTac flatlines or recruits you.
>>34873686>"Why did you spend all our money on camgirls???">"Your tits are small"I don't see this going over too well.
>>34873725>Either you don't know funny womenName one
>>34873444>Why do women eat so slowtfw am moid and finished lunch after all my female colleagues earlier>>34873403Didn't realise Nietzsche was this based>>34873371This reminds me of when I made vocaroos at 3am hitting myself with a frying panMaybe he's just living his best life>>34873328I drank four beers and am seeing 0 movies tonight
>>34873731>I drank four beers and am seeing 0 movies tonight"Certified casual, couldn't be me."- Mr. Movies
I just ate cheese and bread. It was delicious. No gf.
>>34873278M, duh, I'd still be a rich kingThe wife and stepson can fuck off but everyone else seems chill desu>>34873637>cyberpsychosisLain type shit>>34873430>I assumed everyone here's net worth was at least in the 7 digits.I'm a teaching assistant and have less than £500 in my bank account
>>34873729Your mom>>34873732I want to watch movies but no time>>34873735That does sound good>>34871434>milsurpI'm not terminally online enough to know what this means
Happy National Big Boob day, femanon!
>>34873722>the "Bush Status?" GuyThere are several of us. Sometimes we just have to know.
Women, do you notice if a guy is gooning? I feel as if it leads to me always having an easier option than going out and dealing with IRL foids, risking rejection and all that.
>>34873739>I'm not terminally online enough to know what this meansMilitary surplus goods.
WomenLeg hair status?
>>34873735Medieval peasantposting hours.
>>34871486>the person you met at a techno rave is bipolar with a drug problemOne of us, one of us!!Post techno
>>34873723That's not true haven't you seen there's also stacies and betties that support her.
WOMENHow many of you can pull this off?
>>34873646They both look the same and are both look nuts.
>>34873623>Girls, are you hoping the baby murderer goes free?I want her to be imprisoned for life.
>>34873751All of them.
>>34873708>Do you have a skincare routine?Yes. Morning is cleanse, serum, peptide for my eyes, and moisturizer. Night is cleanse, retinol for my eyes, and moisturize. Then once a week, I exfoliate.>>34873735>I just ate cheese and breadAnything you can do, I can do better. https://youtu.be/WO23WBji_Z0?t=37s>>34873751>How many of you can pull this off?The real trick is being able to do it without choking up. I'm always impressed when actors can cry on command without all of the blubbering, especially if they can still sing. That's incredible talent.
>>34873721You can replace târ by guitar, or whatever suit you better.
>>34873751That's just standard narc and cluster B behaviour.
>>34873751Coom in her
How do I prevent my son from peeing with an erection, everytime I change his diaper?
>>34873759NtaIn that case fix or replace whatever is broken God I love fenders and their swappable parts
I want her as my wife
>>34873646>witch phenotypeShe really does look like one
>>34873531Chris Brown still has a massive female fanbase. I'm M, but I basically grew up listening to Chris Brown's music. With You was the first song I remember being obsessed with. And I still liked him after he beat up Rihanna.And the Diddy song should be easy to find these days. What do you remember about that song?
>>34873646This image proves that Physiognomy is real
>>34873773You should see her eyes head on
Gaming is dead
>>34873777Just AAA games. Did you forget what semper games means?
>>34873775I got you covered
Women, thoughts on your bf?
>>34873763Let say this târ was given to you by your music teacher when you were a kid. And it was given to him by his grandpa. You even bought a târ that was built by Yahya himself, but it’s just not the sound you grew up playing your whole life.And now you hate your wife because this târ was the only thing that ever mattered in your life and you only married your wife because she was already in love with you and the woman you wanted to marry, had a dad who didn’t want her to marry a musician? So you went with your wife as a second choice but now you hate her so much and your kids don’t even look like you and they don’t like your music. Would you then let yourself die?
>>34873751>no tearsI'm better
>>34873783I wonder who this is
>>34873782Yes.
I'm fifty feet tall
>>34873771>>34873779She do kinda look like Idina Menzel
>>34873794F?
Women How much do you like getting your neck kissed?
>>34873775Didn't she literally do the Sanpaku crazy eyes?
do you believe there's insight in interpreting dreams, or are they just random noise?
>>34873801I had some crazy coincidences where I dreamed about something and it happened after I woke up. But most dreams have been random.
>>34873794>t.>>34873801I think they can be fun to tell and talk about. Sometimes they are based on real events, sometimes not.Seeing them as something super deep that unlocks some The Third Eye in your mind is silly.That being said... astral projecting...
If you are a public figure on the internet, sooner or later you will become a lolcow and sued by other lolcows.It's an axiom.
>>34873801I've had some dreams about things that happened the next day and inhabited the same dream as someone else before, but most dreams are just jumbled retellings of my own memories or my mind showing its desires and insecurities to itself.
>inhabited the same dream as someone else beforeno you didnt
>what men seem to like: polite, modest, down to earth, responsible, kindhearted>what women seem to like: circumstances of birthi hate it, it's queer and unpalatable
>>34873807You're queer and unpalatable
>>34873806I have. I once had a dream about an ex, and I woke up knowing that she was going to text me later that day.She did, and I asked her if she had a dream with me in it the night before. She described the dream I had.
>>34873807I want needy and desperate for my cock.
>>34873808I'm gonna fucking cry, dude! (sobbing)
>>34873558No
When I die it'll all be ok
>>34873637>Women, if you have postpartum cyberpsychosis due to Instagram and set your baby and your husband on fire, will you hope to walk free?I wouldn't do that, I don't believe it's possible I'd be able to have a baby. I'm not even in a relationship. Hypothetically I'd get electro wave brain therapy if nothing else worked, tbf pills just fuck up your brain chemistry more.
I'm the one inch man
>>34873470definitely bi for a woman
I want to be desired by a womanI'm tired of chasing
>>34873823Hey
I hate normalfaggots. Stupid fucking cattle that you have to clean up after.
>>34873827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9-HvevjQE
>>34873781I wanna jerk >him off while I big spoon and kiss his neck and rub his chest.
is it gay if men watch futanari
>>34873839Fat fuck
>>34873836You work in a restaurant? Retail? Janitor? Honor and strength anon
>>34873838idk why the sandra bullock part is so funny to me
>>34873840no its based
>>34873841Go fuck yourself
be honest atogans, is hoeflation here to stay? will the hoeflation bubble burst? I'm really not sure if I'm in need of character improvement or not.
>>34873843Porn shoot cleaner.
>>34873847Why didn't you post in the thread dedicated to you, fatty? You posted everywhere else lol
>>34873847You're so fucking fat >he wouldn't even be able to hear your heartbeat even with a stethoscope from all the lard you have on you, bitch.
>>34873852Don’t know what that is
>>34873854I didn't make this post.
>>34873856Kinda beating a dead horse here dontcha think anon
>>34873852/fit/cels and simpcels will make very sure that hoeflation lasts forever.
>>34873859>he doesn't even know how to use a stethoscope anyway.>>34873856Because I'm not a narcissist like you.
>>34873863It's okay anon, remember honor and strength. Don't give up.
>>34873863I didn't make this post either.
Im thinking about thos sticks
how many women actually like futa?
>>34873881Deep down every woman wishes their female bestie had a fat cock.
>>34873881It would be nice if men didn't exist and futas replaced them.
Women, opinions on sports?
>>34873886it would be more based if foids and moids were enslaved by futas instead
>>34873881If men stopped existing.
How do parents react when their child cuts itself on purpose?I mean thighs and arms.
>>34873889Not really.
Who the FUCK names their kids Maple and Fiona? There’s no continuity, no aesthetic, no real meaning, just two random “pretty” names.
>>34873895They're pretty names.
>>34873892please don't genocide me
>>34873891I'd call him a faggot
foids, how do i actually keep a woman? seems impossible.
>>34873895Having themed names for your kids is cringe
>>34873898It's okay it's all fantasy. None of it matters.
>>34873901I mean reality, not a hypothetical.
>>34873891We say xemself here, chud.
>>34873902If you get her, she will just compare you to everyone else's boyfriend, thus ending it.
>>34873895I bet you said that with the confidence of someone named David
>>34873909I didn't mean cutting off anything.
>>34873902Be the bare minimum of a good person
>>34873916>bare minimumthat's a lie
>>34873916I agree, but would you mind elaborating on what that entails?
>>34873891Your question is an oxymoron. Caring parents mean that the child doesn't feel the need to hurt itself in the first place. Uncaring parents wouldn't care or would hurt them even more.
>>34873801Dreams are hallucinations generated by your mind. I'm sure there are insights to be had there, mostly about what your mind is preoccupied and concerned with. If you interpret them correctly and not place undue weight on their meaning. But that's the difficult part.
>>34873921This post is simplistic bullshit.
>>34873887boring
>>34873921I asked how they would react and nothing else.
>>34873916>nice guys = bad>nice guys = goodI cannot last on this gay earth.
>>34871944https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRjshy_n_yE
>>34873928You're boring
why is women eating ass so hot
Foids, if you honestly looked at your current body count would you consider yourself to be ran through?
>>34873928Ok, but... darts?
>>34873932:(
>>34873926Nope. It really is that simple.>>34873929That is very vague. What answers were you expecting?
>>34873935Men are naturally submissive
I love her very much
Either gender.Have you ever actually encountered the Gen-z stare or this something the media completely made up?
>>34873936nag, but women see any bodycount above or below 3-5 as repulsive
>>34873937umm still pretty boring in my opinion ngl
Why can't women just be content with a situationship?
>>34873945Ok... um.... but how about DILDOS for darts!
>>34873943I’m probably too autistic to notice
>>34873941eating ass is dominant?
>>34873943MI never bothered to read any of the clickbait about it, so I don't think I can really identify it properly. Most people I see in real life seem pretty aware of their surroundings except for people in queues or waiting rooms; they're on their phones.So, my experiences seem to suggest that the media just made it up or blew a couple of zoomer space cadets entirely out of proportion.
>>34873943MMost people regardless of generation have nothing going on behind their eyes
>>34873943MNot that I can recall. I've been accused of doing it though, but I'm not gen z.
>>34873804>Jew threatens litigationI'm shocked, truly.>>34873840>is it gay if men watch futanariNo, because unlike trannies, futa are women with dicks, not men with tits.>>34873881>how many women actually like futa?I do, but I also feel like most lesbians and bi women that do are also chasers.>>34873936>would you consider yourself to be ran through?I don't believe in "ran through" as a concept, because it's all relative and depends on the individual rather than any numerical standard. But no.>>34873946>Why can't men be content with part-time employment?
>>34873946Plenty are. You probably just don't want them.You could also of course just hire a prostitute and get what you want.
>>34873947i dont think i would choose to watch it, but it sounds more interesting than regular darts i guess!?
>>34873954>I'm shocked, truly.lel. I'm glad people have collectively begun to turn on that fat faggot and his psychotic wife
>>34873954>are also chasers.fake futa fans desu
>>34873930If you are nice, why so triggered
>>34873954>Why can't men be content with part-time employment?I currently am, and if that was possible for all men to do I'm sure most of them would be content with it as well.
>>34873964The young master is self-snitching
>>34873936Nope
I quit drinking, but I have this thought/idea where I am allowed to drink one weekend per year. I'm definitely going to be sober for the rest of the year at least, so it would not be until next year. It is entirely possible that by next year I'll feel it's not worth it.But would you say that's an ok thing to have if I decide on doing that?Does this sound like the ramblings of an alcoholic?
>>34873954it hurts knowing we live in the sick reality where trannies exist but futas don't
>>34873943FThis is every teenage girl from every generation.
>>34873972Depends on how bad your alcoholism is at baseline. If it was bad then yes it's a bad idea. The fact that you're asking suggests it's a bad idea
>>34873959And now imagine that YOU are the target!
One of my main goals in life is to own a home with a basement purely so I can put a wet bar and a dart board down there.
>>34873972Yes. Christ, bank robbers plan less than you.
>Women: "My boyfriend is so selfish, he never gives ME any attention, I hate him!!">Really? What'd he do?>"he plays video games all day after work!" Why do women tend to greatly exaggerate things?
>>34873972Are you/were you an alcoholic? If not its irrelevant, as to quit something you have to be addicted to it in the first place. If you can just drink once a year and otherwise not, you are not and likely never were an alcoholic.
>>34873946Why aren't men content with situationships
>>34873996Chads are
>>34873961I never liked them because I don't trust Israelis. Except for The Zohan. But the whole Israel-Palestine conflict has been a mask-off for a lot of people. >>34873976>it hurts knowing we live in the sick reality where trannies exist but futas don'tReal. I just want a woman that can get me pregnant. Not a mentally ill dude who pumped himself with female hormones to the point that his dick looks like a pinky finger without bones.>>34873966>most of them would be content with it as well.Not if it means they can't afford to live or ever retire.
>>34873994You know, I would have agreed with you in my early twenties... but speaking as that guy who would do fuck all but play PS4 and PC games after he got off work three or four days out of the week, I can say in hindsight that this is bum behavior.I could have tried harder and done more than mostly letting my live-in girlfriend watch me eat shit in Fromsoft games, Overwatch and MGSV, probably.
>>34873994Exaggerate what?
>>34873840Yes, it's gay. The fujo foids are just gaslighting you.
>>34874001>But the whole Israel-Palestine conflict has been a mask-off for a lot of people.I didn't think I'd see it happen until I was pushing fifty... the last three years have been such a trip. I've been on the BDS bandwagon for like fifteen years.I'm the same age as you, I'm pretty sure.
>>34873988>a wet bar sounds like its gonna cause mould my man
>>34874007>fujos>futadumb motherfucker
>>34873980>The fact that you're asking suggests it's a bad ideaThat is my idea too and why I try to stay stober at least until the end of the year. They say having specific goals is important, primarily every day/week and then having a mid-length goal where you try not to drink.Some also differentiate between lapse (a singular incident where the addict realizes his behavior and stops) and relapse (addiction goes BRRRRR).Maybe my mind came up with this idea of "drinking one weekend out of the year" as a form of compromise.>>34873995I've had longer terms of abstinence before, but I recently noticed that I started to form bad habits and drinking alone more, so I wanted to shut that down before anything bad happens.There have been times where I consumed way more than I had planned and then had hangovers and that frightens me. Losing control over my desire to drink like that is not something I want to have. It's not guaranteed that I can control myself and not drink more.Watched some videos on youtube about (recovering) alcoholics and the initial stages are similar to how I behaved. And I don't want to end like them.>>34873992Funny you'd say that, I saw a video yesterday of some dude robbing a bank teller in a horribly unplanned way and getting caught like 15 minutes later. lol
>>34874014All gayshit
>>34874008Israel used to not be so bad before Netanyahu got desperate to stay in power and not face justice. I never liked them, but they were our foothold in the Middle East and how we tested out a lot of our military innovations with plausible deniability. I'm pretty sure Raytheon did most of the heavy lifting with the Iron Dome.
>>34874014>Fujo is an informal slang abbreviation of the Japanese word fujoshi (腐女子), which literally translates to "rotten girl".Indeed, the femanons supporting that are pretty rotten.
>>34874010Pfft if I had one of those I don't think I'd let my eyes stray from it long enough to let it get very moldy. I also figure if I get a place with the washer and the dryer hookups in the basement that it'd work pretty well.
>>34873964I'm interested in what happens when moral norms become mechanisms for sorting people into socially desirable and undesirable categories, wherein dissent from the sorting mechanism itself becomes evidence that you're one of the undesirable people.>>34873967nah I just understand that people are living in a jar of circular logic. If disagreement itself becomes evidence of badness *and* criticism becomes evidence of toxicity **and* anger becomes evidence of instability *and* defending yourself becomes evidence that you “can't take accountability,” then the shit is just the dumbest shit.
>>34874025I think they've been a millstone around our nation's neck since their founding. It's my greatest shame as an American Catholic that we have ever supported the State of Israel.I have also been disgusted with how we use this blatantly Satanic state as a military and law enforcement training ground. I find that it unfortunately lends credence to our national epithet of the Great Satan. I even find the State of Israel's blatant disrespect for Judaism and Jews to be reprehensible. I could go on and on, sorry lol.
>>34873781I liked him enough to get engaged earlier this year
>>34874031Being nice doesn’t make you undesirable.
>>34874038Congrats!
>>34874035>American CatholicBro, you talking to a dyke who wants women to become hermaphrodites>>34874001
>>34874046So?
>>34873935It's not. Make sure to get a doctor's check up.
>>34874049So you sperging over Jews while supporting LGBT, really fucking hilarious
>>34873799One of my favorite things
>>34874000Chads are the least ok with situationships.
>>34874051Being able to have a polite conversation with someone doesn't mean I fall entirely in line with their identity politics, anon. Laugh it up, I guess. Retard.
Did the CIA delete the guy who made a joke about joining isis if his wife ever broke his persian guitar? I wanted to reply to his comment but I can’t find it anymore!
>>34874051Gay people don't commit genocides. And for most of us, our orientation comes from a place of love, not hedonism and perversion.
Men:Word scramble?SpineSubtextLitherGinger
>>34874059chads have a new girl everyday
>>34874051>nooo you need to be MY type of extremist
>>34874070Chads like that drink themselves to death without passing genes.
>>34874072What a silly post.
>>34874075not before impregnating some of them, that's just statistics
>>34874040Yeah, I know, I think what I'm messing up on is that, roughly speaking, niceness can be made into a conditional status that people must continually prove through compliance, which is mirroring the "nice guy" stereotype that they are transactional. There's a paradox wherein if the nice guy is no longer transactional he is no longer nice and thus a not nice person.A less confusing way of saying it, niceness can be made into a thing that people must continually prove through compliance. Nice guys regularly get "See, you're not nice otherwise you would have done [thing] for free" which can feel extractive.On one side the nice guy gets typecast as some aggressor or something with "women don't owe you anything" which presupposes the nice guy is trying to extract something from women by being nice to them. And yet it routinely fails to neglect something else that's going on wherein, he is being given a kind of ultimatum which is saying something like "If you fail to meet this expectation then you cannot call yourself a nice person"it's lose-lose and unfair. nice is good when it's a doormat with no boundaries or expectations of his own, it's bad when it wants to do 50/50 on something instead of handling it entirely on its own. Nice people routinely get do all of the work, share all of the results, which is tiring.
>>34874038How long have you been together?
*pops in*Armenia was a genocide, Srebrenica was a genocide, the Holocaust was a genocide; this is not. *leaves*
>tried to donate semen bc poor>genetic profile so bad they outright denied me in the first round >tfw objective confirmation of genetic undesirability anyone else self-own for no reason this week
>>34874051>sperging over JewsPretty sure modern Catholics don't support racism either, so he's a double hypocrite, kek
Was 9/11 an inside job?
I worry so much about my girlfriend falling out of love with me. Everything is great and has been for the whole 9 months we've been together, but I can't help but fear that eventually something is going to ruin it. Because if this I am in a constant state of depression and anxiety when I'm not with her, but then we hang out have a blast talking, doing whatever, and getting intimate, and I am at total peace. Then we part way again and the darkness completely floods my mind again within 6-12 hours.
>>34874090It's certainly a crime against humanity, whatever you're willing to call it. So much murder, so much rape. The complete and utter destruction of their homes.They even killed international aid workers. They killed worshipers and children.
the economy was invented to prevent undesireable men from becoming barbarians that roam the countryside raping and pillaging.
>>34874096Yes.>>34874095I won't indulge this inane conversation further, but I explicitly espoused support and sympathy for Jews in that post. I think that Zionism uses Jewry as a scapegoat.
>>34874097sir this is atoga not gioyc
>>34873801I've had way too many uncanny coincidences for them to always be random
Wish my life was fun
>>34874100I will pray to God next time for an ethical war with only law-abiding combatants.
>>34874116Make it so
>>34874104Kek, okayYou're just an LGBT hypocrite then
>>34874116Well that's not gonna happen on its own! You gotta go out and get the fun!
>>34874096Yeah
>>34874090What the difference between the nakba and armenia or the acadian genocide?
>>34874118That's a terrible thing to lie about, anon.
>>34874096No, the terrorists came there from the other country
>>34874129But who funded BinLaden?Who was it that didn’t want a communist revolution in Afghanistan and decided to spend millions of dollars?
>>34871944https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTSaZ5NuOdQ
I am fraying and unraveling
Can I vape without nicotine?
>>34874135You're not the first and won't be the last. You can surely be mended, too.
>>34874134let your fingers do the walking let your fingers do the walking let your fingers do the walking let your fingers do the walking let your fingers do the walking let your fingers do the walking let your fingers do the walking let your fingers do the walking
>>34874132Some still support muslims, doesn't mean those woke retards control them
Hey gendersDo you have any walmart nut butter?
Do you guys ever have dreams where you can fly? When I do I kinda have to flap my arms and jump, I can't just zoom around like superman, but something about it just feels so natural. I don't know, it's weird.
Thoughts on being replaceable in love? Thoughts on knowing that if you weren't at the right place at the right time, your dearest would have love someone else just the same or even more than you, completely unaware of your existence?
>>34874144No, I use Jif, thankfully.
>>34874147I watched a pretty good YouTube video posted by a Catholic priest that talked about something along these lines, but I don't really want to post at you unless you actually want me to.
>>34874147Good. Better than predetermination and the lack of free will.
>>34874148Based jif enjoyer.
>>34874146Once I've actually started flying, I pretty much just have to make gliding motions as if I were wearing a wingsuit. I have to do a good flap or two if I want to sharply ascend or descend.But to get the flight started, I find that I have to do this sort of kicking motion and flap my arms a couple times after getting a running start.
>>34874146Never. I dream a lot but I've never had a dream where I was flying
>>34874147Needing to work for love, and knowing it's all a series of happy coincidences, only makes it all the more worth it.>>34874153It's the best for being tasty without being horribly unhealthy!
>>34874162>It's the best for being tasty without being horribly unhealthy!It's also one of the more ethical brands of peanut butter you can buy in the USA. Isn't owned by the megacorps that own most of what we see on store shelves here
>>34874147>Thoughts on being replaceable in love?Foid hands. Most men already thought that through by default.
>>34873881I'm bi and it's the best of both worlds
>>34874161That's a damn shame. I've lucid dreamed many times, and in a lot of those I was just flying over an endless expanse of ocean.
>>34874174Told you futa is for gays
>>34874144What is the classification?
>>34874153Hi Valk, I haven't talked to you in what feels like forever, how are you doing?
>>34874144>Do you have any walmart nut butter?Why does it look like baby shit?>>34874148>>34874153Natural Skippy is the best of the mainstream peanut butters. >>34874174>the best of both worldsChill it out, take it slow. Then you rock out the show.
>>34874141I don't quite understand but do appreciate itIn the last pokemon game I bought, I chose the starter based on this animal
>>34874178I threw up today and passed out after a series of unfortunate events.
>>34874178Ohio? Did you not learn not to simp for a swine mommy the first time?
Do either of the opposite genders ever lucid dream?
>>34873936Yeah. I went through a bit of a self hating ho phase after my last breakup. Slept with 3 guys
Masculine urge to curl up into a ball and disintegrate
>>34874186Genders are an infinite spectrum, chud.
>>34874189This is a "chud" thread. Don't make me use your own posting device to vaporize you. I can. I control the skies.
>>34874189Maybe in your country
>>34874175For me its kinda weird. I dont think I've ever lucid dreamed. My dreams always feel like I'm dropped into a movie and I'm just going with the flow. I can sometimes control the story but everything always feels real and never like I'm dreaming. And I have a set of reoccurring dreams that's been popping up for years now.
>>34874179>Natural Skippy is the best of the mainstream peanut butters.How so? Seems about equal health-wise. Just from a taste perspective?
>>34874194I think it would be fuarking epic if somebody murdered that guy.
Women, what body count in a man is too high?
>>34874195That's more or less where I've found myself in my dreams for the last several years. I do occasionally have fully lucid dreams where I seem to have iddqd enabled, but not nearly as many as I did when I was a teen or twenty-something.
>>34874196It's inherently creamier, and while I dislike the environmental impact of palm tree farming, it makes it to where the peanut butter and oil separate and that improves the texture imo.
Women, what would you think if your hypothetical moid smelled like watermelon and coconut?
>>34874198One of you leftist sociopaths tried, it only made Trump stronger
>>34874182https://youtu.be/H7GxyUl3n00I haven't played pokemon in so long...
Are Foids more and more straight edge now?
>>34874207I don't think I've ever smelled watermelon in a fragrance. It likely smells very artificial.
>>34874208That shit was staged. Donny juiced himself and posed for a photo. The gunman killed a fireman, though, and nobody seems to give a fat fuck about it.People in the crowd pointed out the dorkwad patsy to the police that were present, and they literally looked the other way and pretended they were deaf to their concerns. Suck my fucking fat dick you fucking traitor piece of shit.
>>34874213It is very artificial.I’m not exaggerating when I tell you it smells like a watermelon jolly rancher.It’s also been likened to picrel
>>34874201Have you ever had dreams where it felt like multiple months have passed? I've had them a few times and the morning after is pretty soul crushing
>>34874209Beautiful stuff.
>>34874216Cope, brownie lover
>>34874220>florida man posts the crustiest jpg ever posted
It's Friday night, so no women are here right now (except BlueValkyrie). They are out getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread tomorrow morning, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.When you walk of shame back into this thread tomorrow with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't you whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Won't your friends be disgusted if they knew your pussy's busted? Won't your boyfriend be so mad if he knew Chad got that ass? And then Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again? Sounds pretty sad desu senpai.
>>34874221Yup. Many people tell me I'm an old soul! :)>>34874223Humans are made in the image of God. How could I not love my fellow man?
Wanna pick wild fruits and berries with her
>>34874225Are you okay?
>>34874224I could try finding one in lower resolution if you want
>>34874198Congrats, you’re on a watchlist now
>>34874225What mental illness makes someone post shit like this?
>>34874233Being a spambot
>>34874213I’ve decided I’m going to buy Purple Melancholia because of you
>>34874232I have been for years. I don't care. They know I won't do shit.I know I won't have to do shit, too.
>>34874225she only uses atoga becaus chad's cooldown leaves lots of free time for her.
>>34874239There is at least one woman posting here who does exactly this.
>>34874227>How could I not love my fellow man?Your brownie was a woman
Why do women’s cycles sync. Is it so that having threesomes becomes more likely?I would much rather have my women on offset cycles
>>34874241I didn't vote for her.I voted for a guy named Chris Garrity, if you must know.
>>34874225The Chads have that atoga Foids on farm right now.
>>34874225chud goy clique make the foids shake
>>34874067>Gay people don't commit genocides.probably because you never got the chance yet
>>34874225>>34874245They’re not even hiding it. They said they would rather be fleshlights than have a relationship with a mid and that is exactly what is occurring. Chads are giving Foids the full 40-man roster treatment. Internal rankings. Prospect grades. Tools evaluations. One of them is listed as a 55 grade defender with plus bat speed and questionable makeup. Another is a high-upside project they’re not rushing. They’ve slotted them into the rotation too. Five-girl rotation. Except these girls are getting the MLB equivalent of one start every 21 days and a couple of midweek bullpen sessions that get rained out.“She’s a top-8 prospect in the system,” one Chad commented about an atoga Foid. “We’re just being patient with her development. Don’t want to burn her out at the big league level.”Meanwhile the Foid thinks she’s in the starting five and checking the lineup card every morning like she’s about to get the ball in Game 7.>Chad’s phone>Day 1 – her>Days 2-20 – the other four plus two call-ups from Double-A and that one veteran they keep around for clubhouse presenceThe Foids be out there treating it like a committed relationship. Chad's treating it like September roster expansion. The farm system is loaded. Depth is a problem they don’t have. Playing time, however, is tightly managed.
Mom said she doesnt like it when I sit cross legged
>>34874259Are you 18 or older?
Odds I double text, evens I be normal
>>34874259She's saying you have gay posture.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/awlcxO809oM
Women, what about a date at the ballpark? I'll get you an ice cream in the little helmet.
>>34874237>I’ve decided I’m going to buy Purple Melancholia because of youBased. The ladies will love you, provided they are just smelling you. I have no idea what you look like.>>34874242>Why do women’s cycles sync.They don't. That's a myth.>>34874253>probably because you never got the chance yetDaily reminder of picrel
Plap
>>34874267>told korra about the portals in the first place and got her to open them>ensured beyond all doubt that the portals were open during harmonic convergence when korra tried everything in her power to stop that from happening>the only reason airbending came back is because those portals were open during harmonic convergenceladies and gentlemen, the true hero of the air nomads
Started online college, I’m having a hard time with keeping up on assignments due to lack of motivation. There’s no zoom classes or anything, it’s just work on the site and that’s it. Reading textbooks online gives me a headache.
>>34874267Don’t worry, the Purple Melancholia is intended as icing on the cake. I’m not model tier but I am good looking and well dressed.
>>34874267Apparently she let humanity get genocided by brownies and furries in the end, kek
>>34874274I'm doing the same thing. Do you have a mentor you can keep in touch with?
Hey Foid, It's funny Chad never mentioned you considering what good friends you are, but they did mention some frigid jealous JAP who was completely jealous of him and who was a complete bitch.
>>34874279Whew, this post is based on a true story.
When I was a teenager my niece who was about 5 had a crush on me. Now it turn put that she’s a lesbian. Does that mean I used to look like a girl?
Am I justified of going to the strip club with my boyfriend then beating the shit out of him afterwards?
>>34874256>55-gradelol. lmao.The foid is probably one ceremonial pitch in spring training, followed by 17 days of recovery, two optional flat-ground appearances that are weather dependent, and then a retroactive IL stint to preserve the developmental runway. anything beyond that is basically asking a 49 to execute 55-grade roster responsibilities and we already know from the internal makeup evaluation that the player’s self-scouting has not demonstrated sufficient command of reality to support that kind of usageif anything Chad would be looking at a high-leverage fungo assignment every other month and seeing how the body responds
>>34874285No, that would make you a crazy bitch. I'd dump you over this.
>>34874273>Discovered the lost art of spirit bending>Uses it to try and release darkness on the world because he wants to be the Avatar>Got his Unalussy violated by Vaatu until there was nothing left>Korra still wished him peace, despite severing her ties to her previous lives>Understands that there was good in her uncle's actions despite evil motives, just like she does with Amon, Zaheer, and KuviraShe couldn't possibly be any more GOATed.
>>34874284Have you had a girlfriend before?
>>34874289ts so ass lmfaoI get why you like Brown Girl the Cartoon but oh my god ahahaha this does fuck all for literally anyone else
>>34874256I literally don't know what any of this means. Is this like a video game reference? Can anyone explain it to me?
Where have you gone again, my sweet?
Either gender, is he right? Is it really just that simple? You just want to hold their hand?
>>34874289Still just a suckup of her unc and his accomplishments
>>34874284>Does that mean I used to look like a girl?No, childhood crushes are usually based on comfort and physical attractiveness, not any sort of sexual attraction. It's why it's common for kids to crush on their relatives, but you don't do it when you're older. >>34874276>Apparently she let humanity get genocided by brownies and furries in the end, kekWe don't know anything about how far in the future the new series takes place. It's just the people of that time blame Korra for the state of the world, likely because she left the spirit portals open. It's likely no different than racists today blaming Abraham Lincoln for black crime because he freed the slaves.
>>34874256Chatjeetpt
>>34874261Lol
Okay, reframe.Several months ago my boyfriend and I passed by a strip club and I joked we should go in, and he asked "really?" and seemed excited. I said no, but it vexes me now.Does this point towards him being a cheating worthless manwhore who's going to bring home HSV/HIV/gonorrhea/chlamydia and fuck up my body? And who also does fuck all for me anyway since I pay for all the meals and shower him in gifts?
Mmmmm, pussyMmmmm, breasts
>>34874293>>34874304>>>/sp/
>>34874290Yes, why?>>34874302>Physical attractivenessRegardless of gender
>>34874308Chad wins
>>34874292yeah, Korra flopped for many reasons>>34874299I wouldn't be surprised if she turned gay because she got inspired by what her unc did to his children
>>34874314I meant to say Regardless of gender?
>>34874314Is she gay now?
>>34874315He's extremely fuckable to me because of my fetishes, but not a typical Chad I'd say.He's 5'3" and weighs 110 lbs, not white either. However....perhaps true power can be found so long as you have a partner who sees you as their specific type. So long as tiny pretty brown boys are rare and special little angels to me, he will hold a certain amount of power over me. I despise him for the value he is assigned by my degenerate libido.
>>34874292>ts so ass lmfaoExcept it's not. >>34874298>Is it really just that simple? You just want to hold their hand?The Beatles got in trouble for that song because American conservatives thought it was too suggestive.>>34874299>Still just a suckup of her unc and his accomplishmentsShe could have just closed the portals, dog.>>34874320>I wouldn't be surprised if she turned gay because she got inspired by what her unc did to his childrenShe never liked Desna and Eska, and thought they were weird. She only liked Unalaq because he advocated for her getting better training to connect with spirits. Ironically, the White Lotus and Tenzin only decided to raise her in the compound because Unalaq sent the Red Lotus after her as a child.>>34874322>Regardless of gender?It definitely can be. Children are innocent like that.
>>34874302>blaming Abraham Lincoln for black crime because he freed the slaves.This is closer to allowing muslims, who already had enough of their own territory, to immigrate to Europe for free, without visa
I can't fuckin breathe at all
>>34874328>She could have just closed the portals, dog.She wanted to, but her unc stopped her
>>34874324Yeah she’s like 20yo and she’s been with the same girl since she was 14yo. It’s only been official recently, but I always had my suspicions about those two.
I JUST HAD A FEMBOY SUCK ME OFFTGIRLS ARE GREAT
>>34874328The Beatles got in trouble for that song because American conservatives thought it was too suggestive.Fucking how?
Can Foids explain the obsession they seem to have with this YA called Fourth Wing?
>>34874337Was it a femboy or a tranny?
>>34874327Do you peg him or something
>>34874328If only the destruction had stopped at that level...
>>34874225Most femanons that post on here are NEETs. Even weird NEET women have friends and boyfriends that they can hangout with on the weekends, unlike men.
>>34874297Sore from work and my tear last night. It doesn’t help that it’s now pre holiday panic time.>>34874342Dark academia dragon smut. I regret reading it.
>>34874349>everyone hates avatar korravery meta. this will save the series.
>>34874349>Aang left the world in a better state while doing nothing in the icebergKEKAROO!
I just ate 3000 calories worth of taco bell and threw it all up, AMA!
>>34874278No, sadly.
>>34874354>Dark academia dragon smut. I regret reading it.I don't know what that means.
Need evil foid gf who kills people with fent overdoses.
Friends, where do I look for potential gf/wife? Dating apps? Volunteering? I know if I do the latter I should get into the activity genuinely but still I don't know where to go from here. I finished school so that's not an option either.
>>34874343they are the same thing. women.
Why are religious men afraid of intimacy?
>>34874366Based retard roman
>>34874363Need cat man bf who smothers me with allergies and cuddles.>>34874362It’s smut with dragon riding military academy.
>>34874334It’s possible there is something about you that turns women homosexual
>>34874367You need a bodycount of 4 as a man to plap hoes. but by the time you get 3 you can get them all.
>>34874330The natural state of the world was humans and spirits living together. Maybe not in harmony, but it was mostly because of the humans, shown in both Wan's time and Yangchen's. It's more apt to compare it to Europeans encroaching on Native's land for resources than Muslim economic migrants. >>34874333>She wanted to, but her unc stopped herShe could have closed them afterwards, but she thought Wan's decision to close it was short-sighted and left both worlds divided.>>34874340>Fucking how?Because handholding leads to Satanic orgies or something.>>34874349Based, fuck humanity. They don't deserve Korra. >>34874358>Aang left the world in a better state while doing nothing in the icebergAang set the stage for all of Korra's problems, so the White Lotus and every Avatar since Yangchen caused this.
>>34874308For me, bringing my own foid is the only way I could actually have fun there and check it out, so I'd take you up on the suggestion too
>>34874367Some people with pre-existing sexual hangups/asexuality convert BECAUSE it gives them an excuse to themselves about why they're not having sex.And many autistic people who were raised in religious households develop hangups because their parents were retards who expected their children to be rebellious and so overcorrected by telling them never to have premarital sex (still expecting them to have some premarital sexual experience), and then were shocked when their children actually listened to them and now cannot just instantly undo all the stuff they've learned about avoiding sex now that they're actually getting married.
>>34874367They know his wife wants to be a hoe, but rather then accept that, he sides with god who will punish everyone he doesn't like.
>>34874373I once had sex with a woman who was cheating on her trans grillfriend who was busy at the largebbq protest.
So what are your plans for this Caturday anons? I am going to rest after work, and maybe schedule out the next week of workouts planned.
>>34874225Chad doesn't fuck me, I fuck chads. The only busted pussy will be his and all of his friends will know it.
Well. Fuck it
>>34874342The Foids that treat Fourth Wing like a personality are a different species.They'll spend 400 pages mentally married to a brooding dragon rider with trauma, a jawline, and the emotional availability of a locked weapons locker. She doesn’t want a boyfriend. She wants a morally gray man who almost dies twice a chapter and still has time to growl you’re mine against a parapet. They highlight every line where he looks at her like he wants to ruin her taxes and then they tell their friends they are in her villain era because they stayed up until 3 a.m. reading about a girl who weighs 90 pounds and somehow survives a war college designed by OSHA’s worst enemy.The tell is always the same. A Foid finishes the book and immediately starts speaking like she has a dragon bond. Suddenly every inconvenience is the quadrant. Her situationship is “Xaden-coded.” Her ex is “a marked one.” Her group chat is just 14 women arguing over which emotionally constipated fantasy man would be the best at assembling IKEA furniture and then ruining their life.And the smut? She’ll swear she reads it for the worldbuilding. Sure. That’s why she can recite the dragon names, the signet powers, and the exact page he finally snaps, but cannot tell you a single thing about the political structure unless it leads to someone getting pinned against a wall.Foids are not reading. They're workshopping a delusion. By chapter 12 they've already decided that if a 6'4 shadow wielding war criminal looked at her across a courtyard, she would simply lock in, learn to fly, and abandon her job, her friends, and her group dental plan. These Foids want a man who could kill them, chooses not to, and still texts dry. Then they close the book, look at a normal guy who likes tacos and pays his car insurance on time, and feel personally victimized by reality.
>>34874383Yeah, no shit. Its ehy I will never miss a beat shitting on christlarp copers. One of my good friends even did the no sex before marriage thing, but out of conviction and not to cope with being a loser. Its different. To non ones surprise, he also never seethed at sex havers.
The worst thing about abuse victims is how they refuse to do the things they did with their abuser. It's disrespectful as fuck if you swallowed gallons of cum from your uncle, but will act disgusted at your bf's cum.
>>34874400dude can you stop AIslopping already. LLMs fucking suck and I tell thek so , because they will never be a Skynet.
>no flat chested gf to tease about being small and then telling her she's perfect
And we’re in horny posting hours…now.
MY shitty ass fucking shit won't work
>>34874378>but she thought Wan's decision to close it was short-sighted and left both worlds divided.Looks like Wan's decision kept both worlds stable for thousands of years, while Korra and her uncle destroyed them in decades>Earth, Sun, MoonWew, even the spirits weren't spared
>>34874410Hey that’s me. I’m smol chested and short. >>34874412Welcome to tech support atoga. What can I help you with, Anon?
>>34874410who cares
>>34874422NEvermind it's fixed bro I just had to yell at my laptop for 5 minutes and pray to god
>>34874378>fuck humanity>>34874253>>Gay people don't commit genocides.>probably because you never got the chance yetThat checks out
How are you gonna be a grown woman with an a-cup?
Bored with my gfI need a side piece
>>34874430Idk it's fine. At least I'm not saggy.
I wish I were an a-cup often. I hate my saggy tits.
>>34874443Plap
>>34874446I look like the witch from L4D naked.
>>34874448Always so hyperbolic. You're probably cute
I tell you what I fucking hate. It's all these Bridge and Tunnel Foids.It's always the Fucking attitude. These Foids they come to the City once a week and start ranking neighborhoods like they pay rent on Elizabeth Street. Saying stupid shit like Soho’s over, or West Village is mid. Bitch you parked in a garage on 44th and called it a night! You don't even Fucking live in the City! And you can smell them coming off the PATH. Too much perfume. Nails that could open up a can. Bag that cost more than monthly parking. She’s not dressed for the City. She’s dressed for the version of the City she saw an Influencer post in a story from 2017. Then these bitches they go to a spot with a line and a $19 vodka soda and acts like they fucking discovered downtown.
>>34874448so hot ?
>>34874297I went to unobstruct my bowels. It was corn's fault. Why does it have to be so delicious yet so undigestable? I'm never eating it in raw form ever again. Lesson learned.
>>34874463You could try chewing it? Why don't you ever go out and get the 3 holes filled like all the other Foids do on Friday nights?
>>34874413If this is true, it was the opening of the third spirit portal, which was more on Varrick and Kuvira.
>>34874470I'd die for you
>>34874470Sexy as fuck. I'm going to think about you tonight
>>34874430Sexily, I imagine.
>>34874469I did try to chew it really well this time and it still didn't work. I'll stick to creamed and bread form.And because I don't want to.
>>34874378Isn't the natural state of the world a chaotic jungle shithole unfit for proper roads, civilization and technological progress? Sounds like a bad thing.
>>34874470Hot. What sort of guys are you into?
>>34874470Where's the bad parts?
>>34874470You look way fatter than the witch, also I think I remember you
>>34874470Damn. I got back just in time.
>>34874460My favorite is how they all "know a guy" whose name is something stupid like Jess, but the guy cannot get them in anywhere. So they wait. They take pictures in front of the rope. Then they leave at 1.
>>34874470You post nudes online like an attention-whore. Pretty bad.
>>34874470How much?
>>34874470Well it's difficult to tell because you're holding them up
I saved it :)
>>34874471Should've closed that one too
Wish I could have sex, but alas...
>>34874480Yes, but some humans like Wan and the Air people were able to live alongside the spirits peacefully, while the other people waged wars with the spirits for land and meat. A lot of the world was dangerous for humans due to the nature of some spirits, too, but it wasn't malice on the spirits' part.
>>34874470Kittentroon, is that you again? How many times shall we teach you this lesson?
>>34874505there's no way u are single
>>34874474>>34874473>>34874481Anons why are you beta simps.
>>34874510WAOW IS THAT A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN?!?? POSTING HER SAGGY TITS???? FINALLY!!! I MUST COOOM!!! We are in a pussy desert filled by desperate men many of them virgins what do you expect
>>34874509I am single. Waiting for the right man.
>>34874505>Its natural.>>34874480
>>34874513How old are you?
>>34874517So what is your appeal then? Why should we hold nudity sacred? How does it "improve" our world objectively?
I don't think she is shaved so it's gonna be a nope from me dog.
>>34874518I am 26. I sag due to weight loss. Not age.
What's with all these formerly fat femanons on this website?
>>34874523Time to get impregnated (by me)
>>34874522Looks shaved to me
>>34874526Women who aren't and have never been fat wouldn't be pathetic enough to post here.
>>34874523I thought you were in your 30s
>>34874522We can rub bushes
>>34874526It's birdanon are you stupid? It's the same person.
>>34874533Duh
>>34874533There's another one. Also the jewish girl is a formerly fat. She always complains about her loose skin.
>>34874535Kittenshitter isn't 26 nor does she have black hair
>>34874511Guess I thought they were better than that.
>>34874520Most naked bodies are gross. That's why we cover them even during summer.
It begs the question though. If she's intersexual what's between her legs?
>>34874513But you're posting on here. You need to lower your standards.
>>34874545I have a vagina. I have said it many times.
>>34874513>Waiting for the right man.An OnlyFans user?
>>34874549What else? Pseudo penis?
>>34874539Okay she's early 20s formerly fat.
Are there any places like this (relatively anonymous, focused on giving advice to the opposite gender) without the downsides (retards, absurd infighting over any perceived slight, retards, horrible bait, retards, people that have never even made an attempt to interact with the opposite gender, retards, overzealous/outright biased jannies, etc)?
>>34874541You want us to chudpost even harder?>>34874487
>>34874555No not really. Not that I know of.
>>34874527I don't think she can get pregnant
>>34874548Not really, no. I'm an interesting, funny, positive and loving person with many gifts. I don't desprately need a man so soon after a relationship's end. I'm happy being single.>>34874552I'm not even sure what that is to be honest. Its just a normal vagina. Please stop.>>34874551If he were an onlyfans creator, I dont think Id care. If anything, it would mean he'd stay fit and sexy.
>>34874555I usually go to vetted discord servers and obscure imageboards/forums. This place is where I go when I need to hear the voices of the more disturbed individuals and shitpost.
>>34874560The way I see it, a doctor doesn't go where people are healthy.
>>34874560Are slower imageboards better? I'm not opposed to something that's closer to postcards/snailmail in terms of response speed if it'd get me better conversations with less trolling
>>34874559>If he were an onlyfans creator, I dont think Id care. If anything, it would mean he'd stay fit and sexy.Another manwhore W
Does anyone have birdanon's faceposts?
There is one (1) female in the thread tonight
>>34874565As long as he's loyal I wouldnt care if he was a bit of an exhibitionist, but that body is mine and mine alone.
>>34874566The saggy slut is Birdanon?
Another sleepy Friday in atoga.
>>34874571Nametroons are consistently the most garbage human beings itt
>>34874507It's not.
>>34874564They're way more civilized but the tradeoff is very sloooooooowwwwwwwwwwww.>>34874563The type of advice I ask and give is different too on those sites compared to here. I don't think this is an entirely bad resource but you always have to wade through 10 feet of dogshit here to get to something good.
Do you prefer zoning, rushdown, or grappling?
>>34874567*bonk*
>>34874581Rushdown is fun.
>>34874581No. I like always having options and being able to zip about. In practice this means I like Chipp and Sheik. In ACTUAL practice this means I suck at fighting games.
>>34874580>They're way more civilized but the tradeoff is very sloooooooowwwwwwwwwwww.I am amenable to this, I will have to look for altchans tomorrow/later>>34874581I don't play any games where these are the terms in use, but I like spacing in the competitive games I play so I guess zoning
>>34874569>but that body is mine and mine alone.How did that work out in your previous relationships?
>>34874564Jannies are a necessity unfortunately
>>34874590splatoon player
>>34874594At no point did I mention jannies, so I'm forced to assume (You) are a janny trying to justify your (unpaid) existence to mePost a timestamped image with at least 100 USD
>>34874596Incorrect
>>34874581Zoning.
>>34874600damnbe a lot cooler if you were
>>34874606>>34874606>>34874606
*sad woomy noises*
>>34874603Give me a good reason to pick up the game aside from the goonable characters
>>34874592Eh. 50/50. My first ex, a pooner, tried to force me into a polycule after cheating on me, so I promptly dumped him and took all his money. With my second ex, a cis man, it was mutual and due to circumstances beyond our control. He actually enjoyed my "possessiveness" since Im not distrustful or anything and my possession mostly manifests sexually. He was incredibly loyal and were still good friends to this day.
i want to creampie a femboy
>>34872736More or less. Plus I don't come to atoga for dates in the first place.>>34874185If you suspect a post might be me, check the name field. You may find a clue as to whether or not it's me.
>>34874615>pooner>him
>>34874619Based, I want to fuck a femboy until the only sounds I hear from them are whimpers while I turn their prostate into a bruised mess and quiet, gentle sobs overnight as they wish that they were born a woman (so they could be my wife) instead
>>34874620Is it true that you wanted BV to NTR you? (That's what she said.)
>>34874610The game starts with a simple idea. You shoot ink, which you can then move MUCH more quickly in. The ink is also damaging to other players and makes them move much more slowly. This one idea turns the game into a complex war of territory and logistics because you're thinking about denying the enemy ways back into the fray from their spawn point, space to manoeuvre, and lines of attack to you. And on top of this it's just a damn good shooter.That's the gameplay. The aesthetic style is slick and I personally love the world.
>>34874634It sucks in handheld mode though
>>34874559>I'm an interesting, funny, positive and loving person with many giftsyou just know the niggas who describe themselves like this ain't all that
>>34874625There's some horsehoe theory about this shit. When a starved simp is so desperate for pussy, he'll try to cope with femboys and troons and only turn even more gay from unfulfilled heterosexual desire.
>>34874566I had them at one point. You can probably find them in the archives
>>34874641I dont think its thwt deep.
>>34874581Rushdown. Zoning feels cheap to me and I suck with grapplers.>>34874627No. I was okay with her being poly, I didn't ask to be NTR'd. I don't even think that makes sense, that's just being cucked, isn't a big part of NTR not knowing about it?>>34874634Fuck I wish I liked shooters. Splatoon looks cool as hell.
>>34874642Is she hot?
>>34874641I like femboys mostly because I'm a sadist, I can't give women the same ontological pain anywhere nearly as easily
>>34874650Meh
>>34874581grappling.
>>34874581Zoning. I love being annoying.
Why do trans advocate always juge cis-men’s worth by the size of their penis?Isn’t that contradictory? If a man with a small penis is worthless, than what the fuck does it say about a penisless man?
