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I'm at my aunts house and she has this small dog and of course my sick brain gets ideas of "what if I put peanut butter in my weiner and let her lick it?" Of course I did not do this but I keep having horryfing thoughts like this and it exhaust me.

What causes this?
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>>34873358
OCD
autism
ADHD

having trouble controlling your thoughts anon? maybe just replaying in your mind thoughts and memories of things you've seen. feeling like a thought is yours but only experiencing it vicariously?

such is life for us mentally ill. this dysfunctional society facilitated this environment for us to suffer. so dont feel bad. we are a product of a depraved culture.
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Try goats instead

>>34873478
Muh society. Depravity exists before and will exist afterwards
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>>34873358
Anxious autistic instructive thoughts. The good news is: they're just thoughts, they have no power of their own. If you ever did try acting on them you'd likely not get far before your alarms go off and stop you (lucky for you, society isn't applauding bestiality yet).
My advice is to lift weights and learn mindfulness meditation.
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>>34873478
>>34873552
Do these thoughts make me a zoophile though? Whenever I got those thoughts I felt physically sick and I felt repulsed by the idea but why was it there in the first place?
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>>34873559
Are you a teenager? Then it's okay. I was that horny when I was a teenager. Not to think about a dog, but about my cousin for example.

Also I hate the advice to lift weights and practice mindfulness, I'm going to give you something better - start hiking regularly, preferably with a hiking group from meetup.com. The nature and the walking and the new people you're walking with will help you learn more about who you are and who people around you are. You'll have the best faps at home thinking about your interactions with the pretty women on the walk. It's really hot. Then at least you're not thinking about dogs but real women
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>>34873576
Nope, I'm in my 20's, if I were to make an honest guess I think I might have OCD and it's thinking the worst ideas possible to freak me out. I genuinely find animals disgusting, sexually speaking so doing something as disgusting and morally corrupt is something that does create fear in me and from what I have heard is what OCD does

But good advice, thank you, maybe getting some fresh air and socialize will help me, at least to distract myself and be more present if anything
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>>34873358
>peanut butter in peener
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>>34873358
Just do it, it's not like the dog knows that's your weiner, it could very well be your foot or your elbow
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>>34873358
don't fixate on them, you did the wrong thing by acknowledging it and posting this thread, don't do it again.
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>>34874442
stop posting, you always give the worst advice
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>>34873753
No worries sir, I also have some form of undiagnosed ocd and yeah it's really fun to meet girls on those walks and bust fat nuts
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>>34874844
Soon, also I barely give any actual advice I just react to the stupid scenarios people find themselves in

Plus op is blowing little things out of proportion, an animal licking your dick is gonna be boring and the sooner you find out the better and you can stop dwelling on stupid tame shit like it

And move onto way worse thoughts ;)
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>>34873358
>of course my sick brain gets ideas of "what if I put peanut butter in my weiner and let her lick it?"
i honestly and genuinely admire your brains naïveté here

my immediate thought in that situation is the dog aggressively licks, then bites down and tries to walk backwards and growls and tries to pull it off by gnawing it at the root

you're lacking some natural anxiety about dogs to be thinking like that
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>>34873358
>What causes this?
It's called "being a boy"



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