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Women, would you date a fat and balding man?
>>34877476No
Can you refute him?
how does one rebuild life after being codependent to a failed plan set by someone else?
Just come and love me
>>34877485Yes, because he contradicts himself.His argument should be that he deserves an ugly wife so he isn't tempted to non reproductive sinful sex. And no he is not allowed extramarital sin either.
>>34877485He is refusing to see people as people. Instead he sees women and even himself as sex bots. Clearly psychopathic.
I'm not gonna unironically "refute" some nigga who calls himself chud thomist lmao
>>34877485I genuinely cannot follow multi-tweet posts because, in addition to being against the whole original point of the platform, it's nested/sequential post structure is INCOMPREHENSIBLE.What the fuck order am I supposed to read this in?
>>34877500brainlet
Women have no excuse to be poor. Any of them can go online and start an instagram account for their lizard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D-Ax1ewZLc
>>34877507and they say women aren't funny, this shit was hilarious
>>34877507I'd coom in her
How do I stop my recycling bin blowing over if it's a windy day? It has to not interfere with the truck's big arm.
Hey femanon *Suplexes you and folds you into a pretzel*Cute pussy
What is the point exactly?No one likes meNo one will ever really like meI don't even like myselfIt's too late to change anythingAnd even if it wasn't too late I'm not capable of changing anythingI was a mistake
>me trying to talk to womenI'm taking the hintGiving up ever trying to have sex
Women, what would you like your hypothetical moid to smell like
>>34877533Probably cheeky soap/deoderant
>>34877534>cheeky????
>Hello there, anon...
>>34877536:)
>>34877526Never too late to change.I think I've come to the realization that there is truth in the idea that you should just focus on yourself and do things for your own approval rather than other people's, but there is also a crack. People give that advice suggesting that if you become a person you like, that you'll start to attract other people. Even that might be true to an extent, but what I've realized is that you shouldn't not-do things for other people because you should be doing them for yourself first, you shouldn't do things for other people first because other people are contemptible.You could imagine a scenario were you had a person you were driven to be perfect for, and that person will let you down every time no matter how good you are.You might let yourself down sometimes too, but you have to be around that retard, you don't have a choice.
>>34877537Death to bisexual women
>>34877537I'm entirely incapable of seeing woman as anything other than objects to have sex with and put a baby into. If they are attractive to me that's how I think of them, if they aren't I ignore them completely at best.
>>34877540Why would i change for myself when i hate myself the most?The only reason I haven't blown my head off is because mom would be sadHas nothing to do with my own life
Women, would you try to take care of your elderly bedridden mother by yourself 24/7, when the alternative is being kicked out and forced to live elsewhere?
I need a tattoo
>>34877533Like he just had a workout.>>34877542>Death to bisexual womenWho put you on the planet?>>34877546If I had to take care of my mother, I would smother her with a pillow.
>>34877548Lets not get ahead of ourselves here. What would you get a tattoo of and where would you get it tattood
>>34877551Snake behind my ear
>>34877552Are you a moid or a foid
>>34877553Moid
>>34877557I'd recommend against it, I'm not even anti-tattoo.Do you even have any other tattoo's or would this be your first?
>>34877546I'm actually terrified of her devolving further. I really am in a bad spot.
HELP ME GOD PLEASE WHERE DO I MEET WOMEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE IS GOING WELL RIGHT NOW WHAT THE HELL
>>34877562I'm running into the same issue, I'm *this* close to asking out one of my coworkers but I'm not gonna
>>34877549>Who put you on the planet?My mom and she keeps telling me how much she meeting my dad everyday
>>34877562You don't want to meet other people. Other people will just disappoint you.
>>34877463State gender. Do you bite your nails? If so, what do you do with the nails? If not, what do you think of others who do it?
>>34877559>I'd recommend against itHow come >Do you even have any other tattoo's I have a small one on my ribs
>>34877570That's kinda gay
>>34877562Women don't want to meet you. They have enough men pestering them.
>>34877569No. I think you have a bad oral fixation.
>>34877573SHOULD I DO SPEED DATING?>>34877566FUCK
>>34877575Yeah sure bud
>>34877572???
>>34877577IS IT A BAD IDEA?
>>34877569MNo, never been a nail biter and never understood it.>what do you think of others who do itIts kinda gross but I understand that its a nervous habit/comfort mechanism so I don't judge them too harshly.>>34877570>How comeI think its too close to a face tat to be a safe decision. Also its kinda feminine, literally the snake whispering in Eve's ear to eat the apple. Or as the other anon so eloquently put it, it's kinda gay.I just think its drawing too much attention putting one on your head.>I have a small one on my ribsI'd definitely recommend getting a couple more on your torso or arms before you pull the trigger on getting a snake behind the ear.
>>34877569MNo Kinda gross
What the hell makes horror analogue?It's all digital.
>>34877579If there are any that aren't canceled because moids are too pathetic to go to them.You'd need to be like paul revere (military officer) and drag several men with you to the speed dating events.
>>34877463M or FDoes it look like she's his hostage?
Masculine urge to throw a wrench into someone else's plans for kicks
>>34877583It's spooky and it's middle technology.Think tube tvs, rotary phones, walkie talkies, and then think of scary ghosts or demons doing shit with the middle tech.
Women, give us one reason why we shouldn't repeal the 19th amendment that doesn't involve sex.
>>34877589What is this, new melodrama?
>>34877590Why don't you want other people to have shoes?
>>34877592Well you couldn't because it would require 100% of men and some women
>>34877597Why?
>>34877592We are men. It's right there Wo-men.Repeal it and moids will be enslaved. Capice?
>>34877589Lol why is he holding her neck like thatAlso his sleeves are too long. Fat faggot
>>34877574>I think you have a bad oral fixation.Probably right about that. I also chew a lot of gum, used to chew on toothpicks too. Luckily I don't smoke
>>34877602They have chewy inedible fidgets. Perhaps you should snack more?
>>34877586IS THAT SERIOUSLY A THING THAT HAPPENS
Yea but why did they even make the 18th amendment? That was a stupid decision
>>34877606Because alcohol is le bad
>>34877603>Perhaps you should snack more?I'm not tryna gain weight. Gum is as good as I'm gonna get >>34877575>SHOULD I DO SPEED DATINGWhy not, go have fun with it, even if it doesn't lead to romance it'll make for an interesting experience
>>34877606Alcohol is a poisonous vice
>>34877592>give us one reason why we shouldn't repeal the 19th amendment that doesn't involve sex.Because what you're hoping comes from it is just a fantasy and all of your problems will be exacerbated with the type of leaders men elect.
>>34877606>Yea but why did they even make the 18th amendment?Women, ironically.>>34877610>Alcohol is a poisonous viceNerd.
>>34877605Didn't we discuss this in either the past thread or the one before?I even tried to go to one in february and it got canceled due to no moids.
I could gain some weight
>>34877612>Women, ironically.and then they immediately repealed it... interesting....
I should go to Canada and get MAID
>>34877615What's stopping you
I don't know if it's because of prohibition but people do drink way less than they used to. 19th to early 20th century boozing was insane.
>>34877618Absolutely nothing
>>34877614Why would a guy who wasn't super desperate (and clearly not suitable for marriage) go to something like that?Especially if you're the type of woman that's there?
>>34877619Phones and the internet are the new alcohol
They shouldn't have put those nets on bridgesFucking gay
>>34877617Why do you want to get maid and why can't you kill yourself wherever you are
I wish I had a moid I could roll over in my sleep
>>34877625>Why do you want to get maidI want to die>why can't you kill yourself wherever you areBecause I can't get a gun
>>34877631>I want to dieWhy>Because I can't get a gunWhy can't you use something else
>>34877621Moids are always super desperate or else they're super gay.
>>34877611>Because what you're hoping comes from it is just a fantasy and all of your problems will be exacerbated with the type of leaders men elect.What I want is an authoritarian theocratic state
>>34877628Why would you roll one over?
>>34877632>WhyHonestly why do any of the rest of you not want to die? What is so great in your lives that joining the vast emptiness of non-existence would be worth skipping the potential sorrows you experience in your life?The world will be a better place when I'm gone, no doubt about thatMy parents's lives will improve. They'll never understand it but they'll get over it eventually.>why can't you use something elseBecause I want to commit suicide not attempt it
>>34877611Most of the problems we have are because society has been intensely feminized, to the point that we can't even put people who murder children in prison after years of legal wrangling. A few hundred years ago the trial, sentencing, and execution by public hanging would have been completed within 72 hours.
>>34877609You know what this is a good mindset to have, thanks anon.
>>34877644No problem anon, life's more interesting and fun when you say yes to random opportunities
AAH!!!
>>34877646What now
>>34877641>pic100 seconds is a long time.
>>34877641>The world will be a better place when I'm gone, no doubt about thatNarcissism. The world doesn't give a fuck if you live or die. The only people who do are:>My parents's lives will improve. They'll never understand it but they'll get over it eventually.They'll live the rest of their lives in abject unending misery, they'll never have another happy moment again and it'll be your fault.Don't frame it like it's some noble sacrifice for the greater good, you're a pussy who can't handle being sad.
>>34877546She’s dead, but no, fuck her.
Women how would you feel about being chased by a robot that can run 40kmh
>>34877656None of the basement dwelling moids from /r9k/ can run 40kmh.
>>34877656Like petting it.
>>34877652Yeah I am a pussy. I admit it would be taking the easy path. Is that wrong? I'm tired of slogging through life. I'm 32 talking to a bunch of dumbass zoomers because I have no one else. Talking to my parents is just gonna get everyone teary eyed and get n I thing and therapists are fucking useless. I just want peace. I don't want to have to wake up and work my shitty retail job in to live another shitty day of this shitty life that I have frankly never wanted. I've felt this way really since I was little, and despite numerous efforts in good faith, I'm still a failure in every conceivable way
>>34877546>Women, would you try to take care of your elderly bedridden mother by yourself 24/7, when the alternative is being kicked out and forced to live elsewhere?Yea, I would and I'd hope to be living in a different more accommodating house so it'll be easier by then unless I hypothetically ever get married which is looking very unlikely sadly.
>>34877656Idk indifferent. They seem to fall over a lot
>>34877659I don't really care, just don't frame it like you're doing anybody a favor. You're choosing to fuck over everybody who ever cared about you because you... work retail. lol
Men How would you feel being chased by a femanon
>>34877664Depends on why she's chasing me.
>>34877664Stand there with my arms open and when she runs into me hug her and pick her up
>>34877664For most idk, it'd be fun. If it was BV I'd be in fear for my life.
>>34877664I would simply out run her.Most women here can't even jog without puking.Except Korra, she'd prob run my ass down ngl.
>>34877667Bv isn't a femanon she's a namefag
>>34877663My mom gave up pursuing a doctorate when she had meShe fucking ruined her career and I can't even afford to move out 32 years later
>>34877665>>34877666>>34877667>>34877668
>>34877569f, I used to but then I started painting them and I stopped having the issue>>34877476no
>>34877670She ruined her career for you, and you'll pay her back by ruining her life for her.
>>34877672Oh, that's just my wife. I feel loved.
>>34877664I'd find out what it feels like to be in an earthquake.
>>34877674Well unfournately I'll have to give her one last disappointmentIt would be a bigger pain for her to see me languish for 30 more yearsShe has my two sisters she can focus on
The only way to end the incel epidemic is to bring back guys being completely delusional about how much pussy they get. Back in the day losers would lie about fucking and people would just go along with it to let them preserve their ego.
>>34877641>Honestly why do any of the rest of you not want to die?I just enjoy life, frankly.Has anything gotten you down today? How long have you been up?
>>34877668Are you athletic or are you just assuming femanons are unathletic?
>>34877679>Has anything gotten you down today? Not particularly. Just having the same feelings I've had every day fkr the last 7 years or so>How long have you been up?Took a nap 12 hours ago. Why?
>>34877681I'm athletic
>>34877678Nah we called them out
>>34877678Some still carry on the tradition. It is a dying art though, you are correct.
What is your gender and the cutest movie you've ever seen.
>>34877682Yeah, I get that.>Why?It's pretty late is all. You should get some rest.
>>34877686Troll in central park
>>34877684Yeah but they would continue to insist they got pussy until eventually you had to say "Sure, whatever I've got other shit to do." That was enough to keep them going.
>>34877686F, Dinner in America or Swiss Army Man.
>>34877686M, Kindergarten Cop.
Wtf is wrong with rural Australians
>>34877696Oy m8. What's the trouble in the land down unda?
>>34877696https://youtu.be/s1yeBmSFkC4?si=QLVlLKKMEe8oc4oH
>>34877686The Wild Robot.
>>34877686MRapunzel
>>34877693>Dinner in AmericaQrd on this is it kinda shit
>>34877688I was suicidal before it got late though
>>34877703Why didn't you like it?
>>34877700Based aborigine kids not succumbing to vices that fucked up previous generations.
>>34877686MaleKiki's Delivery Service. I get it, it's weird for a guy to like that as it is a bit of a kids film, but it is an adorable anime film about a girl being independent. NOW IF YOU WANT PURE ADULT FILMS YOU WANT I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST OR PERHAPS 120 DAYS OF SODOM OR PERHAPS DAY OF THE DAY OR MAYBE EVEN GUIENA PIG FLOWERS OF FLESH AND BLOOD. YEAH I HAVE A BROAD TASTE IN MOVIES.
>>34877708I've never watched it I'm asking what you thought
>>34877702This movie is funny but also it's so fucking weird. The sex allegories are so hamfisted that it makes it kind of uncomfortable as a kid's movie, like that shit had to have been more subtextual than it was.
>>34877711You just said it was shit though.
>>34877702I'd do her
>>34877710It's fine anon. I think kiki is probably my favorite ghibli movie because it's the most comfy shit, and while still kind of juvenile it's shit that most people can relate to even if they're long past it.
>>34877713I said "is it shit" not "it is shit"
>>34877710Do you ship her with the nerd boy?
>>34877717"qrd on this is, it kinda shit"
>>34877712My fav part was how she was barefoot
>>34877719"Qrd on this, is it kinda shit" oh my goodness babe are you trolling me. No one says "it kinda shit" where are you from
>>34877707Of course. Getting some rest isn't going to solve your problems, but there's no reason to make yourself suffer extra just because. Our brains act weird and amplify negative emotions and stress when it's dark or we go too long without sleep.
>>34877721Why would you not put a question mark then if you were asking a question?
>>34877724Because I'm a lazy bastard and it should have been obvious. Anyways answer the original question what are your thoughts on the movie
girls, when you're fooling around with a guy and he catches feelings why do you always try and sabotage things by talking about how shitty you used to be?
Has anyone here played Elden Ring? Does this look at all like Miquella?
>>34877726No, I don't like your attitude.
WomenWhat do you REALLY mean when you say you're not good enough for a guy when you break up with him?
>>34877712I mean, let's not act like other children's media didn't have stuff just like it.>>34877720
>>34877728I used this as a reference.
>>34877722Fucking hell stop telling me pointless shitI fucking know how late it isEvery fucking day is torture so it doesn't make any difference
>>34877729What attitude
>>34877734 Exhibit A: >>34877721
>>34877728Ngl looks kinda like a man
>>34877730That they were already cheating on them and felt bad about it.
>>34877733Staying up all night isn't going to help. Go to bed, anon.
>>34877731Yeah for sure, but usually it's not the antagonist running around yelling>HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU AND TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY!like Mother Gothel is
>>34877735Yeah I was clarifying for you what of it
>>34877736It's supposed to be a man.
>>34877732But Miquella looks like this?
>>34877741Oh
>>34877739>HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU AND TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY!I think she just wanted her first.
>>34877738>Staying up all night isn't going to help. Go to bed, anon.No point on choosing my eyes when I'll just wake up again
>>34877747Why do you have so many Rapunzel webms on your PC
doing the dishes while listening to music
>>34877743No that's st. Trina. That's like saying Marika and Radagon look the same.
>>34877748It's still a break from all the bullshit, no?
>>34877753Temporary breakI want it to be gone forever
>>34877756That's not really realistic right now. Best you can do is settle for the little sleep for tonight.
Is the statement "you have changed." a cop out when everyone does overtime?
>>34877749Why not?Would you prefer this?
>>34877760Boobs too big
>>34877758Okay but when I wake up and the thoughts return, then what?
>>34877759What
>>34877762Worry about that then. You can swing by atoga or /adv/ in general and talk about it. Some energy and a bit of relief might go a long way in figuring out what to do next.
>>34877760I'm an ass man but sometimes I see webm's like this and I have to consider my allegiance
>>34877765Bro I'm not getting anything from this shitty general
How come when I wanna talk about shit nobody replies to me what's that all about. Is the universe really just telling me to shut the fuck up
don't know what's going on but now I think I'm handsome
>>34877768Well it is 3 AM atoga. Go crash, man.
>>34877774Piece of shit
>>34877770yup
>>34877770what post was yours
>>34877759I think the implication is that the change you've done is incompatible.It's true people change over time, but usually you both mature and grow in tandem.
>>34877779None I didn't post anything like that in this thread because guess what's gonna happen>>34877777Quints confirm guess I'm doing a flip
>>34877775>Well it is 3 AM atogaThisHonestly none of us are qualified to be giving meaningful life advice. It's 4chan lolYou >>34877768 would be better off talking to people who aren't retards. Send a text to 741741
>>34877766Most guys are ass men because not enough girls have naturally big boobs
>>34877780I understand, I was asked to change and I suppose the incompatiability stems from the result leading to the thought of no not like that. Thank you.
>>34877786wtf I fucking love turnarounds now?No joke, in collage for my webdev course my final was a fake website for industrial turnarounds because of this video.
>>34877776ok now I'm sad again :c
>>34877785The suicide hotline? Why?They're gonna try to convince me against it!
>>34877786She looks like the one chick from The Good Place.
>>34877791That’s the ideaIf you didn’t want to be convinced not to, you wouldn’t be posting about it
>>34877786why does her nose have a little butt crack
>>34877786her arms are too fat
>>34877785Also good advice.>>34877791741741 is a general crisis line. It's somebody you can talk to, at the very least, and it'd be better than any of us here.
>>34877793No I'm posting lamentations because I can't do
>>34877797Pretty far from a crisis
>>34877798You say that. I disagree. It’s what they call a “cry for help”
>>34877794>>34877795I'm sure you 2 have no flaws.
>>34877802Imagine getting her pregnant
>>34877802I'd bet money that one is bald and one is fat.
I wish bras were never invented.
Where do you go (not your home, has to be somewhere else) to feel sort of at home? Like it can be school, your office, the gym, the pond. Somewhere you just enjoy the atmosphere of.
>>34877802i don't like her nose.
>>34877800'Crisis' is a bit dramatic I agree, that's just what they call it. It can also be used for things like being lonely or anxious about money. It might be a good idea to give them a try, it's not like it costs you anything.Sleep on it?
I've always wanted to put my mouth over a girl's nose and blow through it
>>34877617>I should go to Canada and get MAIDBut you won't, because you're too much of a pussy. People who successfully kill themselves NEVER post about it online, they just quietly get on with it. So I can tell you, with 100% certainty, you will never successfully kill yourself, because you are too much of a coward. The sooner you start adjusting to the fact that suicide isn't actually an option for you, the better.
>>34877813Why
>>34877815It seems like fun and it might make her laugh
>>34877813Did you know that if your gf seals her lips around her bull's dick, and you put your lips around her nose, you can suck the dick in and out of her mouth by blowing in and out of her nose?
>>34877617Non-Canadians aren't eligible
>>34877809The public library.
>>34877809Downtown. It's near my home but there's lots to do, a few parks, always a bunch of people milling about and eating something from one of the restaurants.
>>34877829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cieS-GgnV7Q
Cute butt, femanon *Smacks it as you leave*
>>34877830Honestly yeah. I always think of that song when I go down there too.
>>34877831*smacks your ass in return*
>>34877831*flicks you right between the balls*
When you slap BV's asshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stg_rdS8ceA
>>34877686M, My Neighbor Totoro. Shit had me crying like a baby at points
>>34877837I can’t decide if men who cry are hot or not
What's the most hard hitting quote from a movie or tv show you remember? The one that stuck with you.
>>34877840It's a book but the last line of the End of the Affair by Graham Greene.>O God, You've done enough, You've robbed me of enough, I'm too tired and old to learn to love, leave me alone for ever.
>>34877840Dreams breathe life into men, and can cage them in suffering. Men live and die by their dreams, but long after they’ve been abandoned, they still smolder deep in men’s hearts. Some see nothing more than life and death. They are dead. For they have no dreams.Also picrel
Women. How can you claim to be oppressed while being favored by the government and worshipped by simps?
>>34877526You might discover what the point is once you try the alternative. Hopefully it won't be too late then.
>>34877840
>>34877545>i hate myselfWhat better reason to change, than this?
Why do women pretend they want to be your bang maid when they want to date and then you get into a relationship and the bang maid LARP stops and if you say anything they victimize themselves and say stupid shit like "I'm not your bang maid!"
>>34877840>There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.Except I mentally substitute fate with point, reason or purpose.
can all the girls here be honest and tell me which race of men ya all find most attractive? be real, no fluff
>>34877857Obviously White.
Ohio seems like a nice fella. How did he end up with somebody like BV?
>>34877686M, picrel slapsKiki's Delivery Service is also a classic>>34877840In Bojack Horseman when Todd said to him "You can't keep doing this! You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!" That shii was real>>34877702If you like this I recommend Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, it's unironically really good
>>34877864He's too nice for his own good.
>>34877865>That shii was realI bet you didn't follow that advice.
>moid>best friend moves internationally (Japan) for a job for a year>makes other, apparently better friends over there>gets a girlfriend over there>since then communication between us slows to a near halt, we go days without a message constantly after I decide to stop double messaging to a void>he eventually comes back for a time (without her since she's from murrika, crazy fuck is planning to move to America with her and get married and shit)>says he'll let me know when we can catch up>hasn't messaged me in days since thenI've known this guy for seventeen years. Feels like I've just been an emotional stopgap or something this entire time and now I'm just dropped because I'm not needed. There's no point sperging out on him or begging for more attention.How hurt is it rational to be?
Please help a fellow anon out, guys and gals. i've had a crush on this girl since highschool ever since i saw her on a TV show. how can i get something like this in real life? I am willing do to whatever it takes (legal ofc)
>>34877857Do not redeem da white girls saar
>>34877880People move on with their lives, it sucks but c'est la vie>>34877569M, yes I used to a bit when I was younger because of le hecking adhd/anxietyI dont judge other people who do>>34877760These jiggle physics are insane>>34877747The bondage shii in this movie was weirdMichael Gracey from Miraculous Ladybug is directing the upcoming adaptation so expect more
>>34877881Be chad
>>34877880Sounds like you've grown apart, or at least he has outgrown you. It happens, it's okay to feel bad about.>I've just been an emotional stopgap or something this entire timeBut this part is needlessly butthurt. It's not like because your friendship is changing it never meant anything while it lasted.
>>34877789>in collage>>34877549>If I had to take care of my mother, I would smother her with a pillowLe hecking empowered 21st century woman>>34877881You can probably meet a single mom at a bar in her 30s who looks like this>>34877870True teeheeGtg, gonna be a fun day on 4hrs sleep>>34877886Every girl I've known like this IRL has been dating some chud
>>34877880Idk. But I have a friend kind of like this. We only talk once a month never meet up or anything. Sometimes play a game. Knew the guy since middle school.
>>34877885I suppose.>>34877887Kind of an aggressive way to put it, but alright.>>34877891Were you particularly close at a point?
>>34877885>The bondage shii in this movie was weirdI prefer creative
>>34877896I liked this scene lol, it was funThe later bit though when whe was chained was just unnecessary
>>34877893>Were you particularly close at a point?Yeah we did all kinds of shit together, talked for hours every day especially during COVID. Was yours a childhood friend too or what
>>34877899More or less. Late high school really.
I lowkey did a fist pump in my head when my brother told me that his baby is going to be a boy ngl
>>34877902sus
>>34877641>Honestly why do any of the rest of you not want to die? What is so great in your lives My family, my cat. I don't have friends anymore, but I have great memories from when I did. Life is full of interesting shit.>that joining the vast emptiness of non-existence would be worth skipping the potential sorrows you experience in your life?Most people aren't atheists, anon.>The world will be a better place when I'm gone, no doubt about thatThat's the depression talking. Unless you're something like a politician or billionaire, any any potential harm you're causing is absolutely negligible.>My parents's lives will improve. They'll never understand it but they'll get over it eventuallyMy parents still cry about losing my brother 29 years ago.
>>34877904Fuck off
>>34877902+1 to the family name. Boys continue the family lineage Girls start another man's lineage
>>34877886so you're saying it'snot gonna happen? i am chad lite or htn depends on the day>>34877889a single mom that too in her 30s who looks like this? u kidding me? there is no way a girl who has given birth will look that good
>>34877893>Kind of an aggressive way to put itSorry. They point I was trying to get across was that it's okay to feel sad about the end of an era, but it's not really okay to let that poison with bitterns the future or the past.Be sad for yourself, but also be happy for your friend — he seems to be doing well for himself.
>>34877664>Men How would you feel being chased by a femanonShort related https://m.youtube.com/watch/7JDWQ4NkDK4
Rewatching this music video for the 5th time I love 16mm film
>>34877910>there is no way a girl who has given birth will look that goodYou'd be surprised>>34877641>why do any of the rest of you not want to dieI do want to die, I've never particularly enjoyed being alive, I just think that it would be selfish to end it allMy mom has health issues and needs support, I work in a school with kids, work in the garden etc. There's always some way you can contribute around you. We're all going to die eventually anyway. Ever heard the saying no rest for the wicked?
>>34877912Ffs, it's a short for ants!
>>34877881>how can i get something like this in real life? I am willing do to whatever it takes (legal ofc)Come to LAThere are a million girls here that look like this.>>34877910>a single mom that too in her 30s who looks like this? u kidding me? there is no way a girl who has given birth will look that goodShe's a solid 6/10 buddypicrel is a mom and mogs
I just ejaculated out of my penis
>>34877919My mom CERTAINLY doesn't look like that
Why do women try to act tough like they are equal to men but the second you raise your fist they hide in a corner
>>34877624Most people that jump and survive say they regretted jumping almost instantly. So it makes sense.
>>34877786big breasted women deserve more love than anyone could ever give them, shame
>>34877806Lol not fat and I have long hair
>>34877926>I have long hairThat explains it.
Nah I think I'm fucking cooked boys. It's been 6 months and I don't feel anything when looking at tits or ass or pussies or women anymore. The horny signals have disappeared forever.
>>34877926>long hair moid>pure evilmany such cases.
>>34877929You're on nofap?
>>34877929What do you feel when you look at dicks, arms, asses, chests
>>34877930This sounds personal?
>>34877919>Come to LA>There are a million girls here that look like this.Yeah, but the guys look like chads too, I assume?
>>34877928Explains what? Not liking fatties?
>>34877931No I'm not on nofap. I tried fapping and can fap to orgasm. I feel nothing when it builds up and I feel nothing when I orgasm the feeling of pleasure is gone>>34877932I feel nothing I am not gay or bisexual, but now I feel nothing when I look at women
>>34877930Im evil?? I just said her arms are fat
>>34877935Not really, your competition would mainly be 50 year old executives with Ferraris and mansions.
>>34877922>>34877922Why did this lowkey turn me on a little
Women, did you ever have a slime phase? Do you like slime?
>>34877928>>34877930Not him but a guy with long blond hairWhy am I evil?
I took some melatonin 2 hours ago and I still cant sleep
>>34877919LA women are plastic i prefer natural . also the image u posted is AI>>34877940and how the fuck am i supposed to compete with billionaires?
>>34877941M or f
>>34877944Stop looking at screens, it over stimulates the sensory nerves in your body from constantly processing of light and information. Always stop looking at screens an hour before bed
>>34877947F
>>34877949Gross
>>34877949Because you're straight. Would you like me to raise my voice and physically threaten you by looming over you but not actually hit you
>>34877945>LA women are plastic i prefer naturalIf you think >>34877881 is natural you're a retard.>how the fuck am i supposed to compete with billionaires?More like millionaires.But just be hot
>>34877941>>34877949I wasn't trying to turn women on I am being serious the women try to get in my face and poke my chest when raising their voice but when I clench my first and grit my teeth and they see my arm raise high overhead they run away
Guys im not an evil moid :c
>>34877958You're right you're a gay one
>>34877936It explains why you're more attracted to women with androgenic features.
>>34877955Now you're just doing it on purpose.
>>34877959I have a gf though >>34877960I just dont want them to be fat, is that really such a difficult concept to understand?
>>34877961How much more clearer to I need to make it you dumb stupid woman, fuck your hormones and shut your mouth and listen. I hit women I am a bad man. Why do women try me when they know they are going to be hit?
>>34877954She is? i dont see anything besides lip filler maybe
>>34877955>and they see my arm raise high overhead they run awayAnon, who tf taught you how to punch? Are you trying to bonk them on the head like you're doing a hammer curl?
>>34877967They are shorter than me I am raising my fist like a hammer over them
>>34877922>>34877955What the hell is wrong with you, raising your hand to a woman? I taught you better than that!
>>34877955>Attempt to escalate physically>They back offIdk bro. Even if a woman does do something physical, it's gonna be a slap, and they're women so they have no muscle anyway. Maybe her nails or rings might cut, which fair game maybe, but a dude throwing a punch is doing to rock her shit and they're not looking for that
>>34877964Left is her natural form
>>34877969You are dead you aren't on 4chan you were cremated ten years ago 'dad' now fuck off
I'm a weak man but if I was powerful would I be a tyrant or a gentle giant
>>34877969Fuck you dad, you drunk asshole you didnt taught me anything!
>>34877971Left mogs
>>34877971yea lipfiller that's it. better grooming and health. she has lost weight now
>>34877970One time an ex girlfriend slapped me once and I grabbed her by the wrist and she was swearing and cussing at me and wriggling and trying to throw her other hand at me but she stopped when I tightened my grip on her wrist harder and harder until she began weeping like a little girl she stopped hitting me after that
I dont trust men with big noses or women with big boobs
>>34877982>men with big nosesHey
>>34877977>new nose>new jawok dude, keep up the cope
>>34877982Big nose isn't bad. It's similar to having a strong jaw. It indicates high energy.
>>34877983>>34877988Im just quoting genocyber lol And im sure that manga was being anti semitic lol
>>34877988>Big nose isn't bad. It's similar to having a strong jaw. It indicates high energy.Yeah, look at the energy these guys have.
Woman at the gym stared at me and looked like she was on the verge of tears. I didn't approach or say anything lmao.Am I an asshole, anons? What would you have done?
>>34877962Of course not. I simply explained why.
>>34877995Groped myself through my shorts
>>34877993They don't even have big noses, antisemite
>>34877993Lmao at that Bear Grylls looking one
>>34877997Since when are skinny women considered androgynous?
>>34877993Like a pack of laughing demons. No wonder God flooded the Earth just to wipe most of them out
>>34877987who cares? she is the hottest woman i've ever seen and i need something like her
>>34877999What are you talking about, I thought having a large nose was just like having a strong jaw?
>>34878002He said androgenic not androgynous
>>34878003Ok but do you worship the king of the jews
>>34877993They do look quite energetic though. Especially middle right guy
>>34878006>no greentextIt's over. You're the jew.>>34877995Why was she like that? There's always next time for approaching if you think that's what she wanted from you.
>>34878008I worship Jesus Christ, the King of (you)
>>34878003Jews aren't Nephilim, anon.
>>34878011I have no idea. She looked at me for a pretty long time though. Looked scared and sad. My mind went to abusive boyfriend but she was alone as far as I could tell.No clue.
>>34878007Ok and since when are skinny women androgenic?
Women if your man got knocked out by another guy would you start horning over him secretly
>>34878013Yeah, i got that feeling from you>>34878016You could have saved her
Once again I sparked an argument by accident, sorry
>>34878023>by accidentUh huh.
>>34878023Shut up.
>>34878019NTA, Wikipedia says about 1.2 million years.
>>34878019Low body fat is a male trait
What to do on a rainy Sunday?
need jewish femanondom gf
I want that cute moid from work
>>34878024To be fair I should've known that was gonna happen
Am I allowed to hate nestle or is that a Reddit opinion
>>34878027>>34878028Jewish bullshit
>>34878023Once again I spiked a girls drink by accident, sorry
>>34878035>Am I allowed to hate nestleYes
Sometimes I hump my pillows and pretend I'm mating pressing a girl
The masculine urge to shove a woman on her ass and trap her underneath you and if she tries to complain shove a thumb down her stupid mouth
>>34878051What do Abby Shapiro's discoloured pits have to do with this
>>34878054What next what next
>>34878057Grip the dumb girl by the back of her stupid head and growl at her to shut up and if she tries to open her mouth one more time spit on her face and firmly backhand her until she goes limp and her legs open up
gents: how did u get over your oneitis?
>>34878065Found another
>>34878065Graduated, couldn't see her anymore.
>>34878054>>34878061Femanon, please take these fantasies to /lit/
>>34878061hot
>>34878065Realised she's actually boring and mid af
>>34878070I'm not a femanon. Are you one of those guys who wants a mommy like a little baby
>>34878069exactly same as me. never saw her after graduating. i still think about her sometimes though
>>34878051licc
>>34878075no im gay
Going on a date on Thursday after work. The girl lives 1:15 away from me. My friends suggested I should go for dinner with her, but I've never been on a dinner first date before.What do other anons think of dinner first dates? Or should I just eat before and just get drinks togetherThere is also a small caveat in that I can't hold a knife and fork correctly, I do it the American way, might be an ick.
My body isn't hot enough so I wear sweatpants and a full t-shirt at the gym.I wish women had the same courtesy, instead of wearing what is little more than a bikini on their flabby bodies.
>>34878084get drinks. dinner is too much for a first date and decreases the probability of smashing
>>34878077Yeah mine was a goth chick but very sweet.I don't think about her at all anymore but I remember the first time I met her, she sat across from me at freshman orientation and I instantly fell for her
>>34878035Worrying about committing thought crime on an internet message board is very Reddit coded.
>>34878036Jewish women have huge tits, anon >>34878051
>>34878092I'm not going to be smashing her on a first date. Also I'm driving so It will be non alcoholic drinks for me.
>>34878099Pussy
>>34878088Go to the gym to work out, not judge others trying to work out.
>>34878013So do I, but he's also ethnically Jewish.
>>34878100Haha, I've already got a girl I've gone on 4 dates with who I've had sex with recently. This other chick seems a bit more classy and nice though.
>>34878104Drive drunk
My wife says if I continue to shitpost "on that racist forum" she will divorce mebut ive been here since '07, original newfag i cant leave you guys..
>>34878117You know what to do
>>34878117You have a wife, you left us a long time ago.
>>34878117>07>original newfag
>>34878117Tell her you support Lindsay
>>34878117I'll continue your legacy
I want a moid who>has a job>has a driving license>is not obese or disfigured>doesn't have female """friends""">isn't illiterate>can cook>fucks like a sewing machineDo I really ask for too much?
>>34878130Hey
>>34878130I dont have a driving license but im a really good cook
>>34877567>My mom and she keeps telling me how much she meeting my dad everydaySaaar
>>34878130nope. are you the female equivalent of these requirements though?
>>34878130I can't cookI'm strong enough to be able to princess carry you to make up for that.
>>34878130I want a foid who>Stays home>Doesn't drive >Isn't fat or ugly >Doesn't have anyone to cry to for help>Cleans the house>Cooks for me when I tell her to>Shuts the fucks up and spreads
>>34878130This message has invisible text after:>disfiguredA visualisation of that moid shows a person who has difficulty passing through doorways without hunching his back, who also wears a $4k suit and drives an $150k car.
I want a foid who can take abuse like a champ
I want a foid without endless """"dating"""" """"experience""""
My friend had an ONS with a chick and she insulted his penis, saying it was small afterwards. So he said "It gets bigger near attractive women"good comeback y/n?
Its easier to turn a foid into a nazi than it is to try and find a nazi foidBelieve me
>>34878130i want a woman who>8/10 or higher face>D cups or bigger>wants to fuck all the timeDo I really ask for too much?
How would you handle your partner being fictosexual for a character? Last time it happened I said I was okay with it before knowing extent, I would like to better prepare if it happens again.
>>34878130What happened to all of the relationships, situationships and random three night stands you've had so far? Were you asking too much of them too?
Hurting her with your big dick is peak
I want a moid who>will let me kick him in the balls
>>34877485I dont think the church said non reproductive sex with your wife is a sin, but apparently birth control is.
>>34878161t. submissive gold digger with OnlyFans
>>34878148well he found her attractive enough to put his d inside her so no
I want a gf with a pussy that grips the dick like a pair of pliers
GenderWhy dont fat and balding men have any other personality traits, life achievements, interests or anything else going on in their lives besides being fat and balding?
>>34878169you know vast majority of high earning or super successful guys are bald and fat?
>>34878169its a lifestyle broski
>>34878169Ugly guys are totes the worst and have the woooorst personalities ohmygosh, I'd rather date Devin Lincoln DeWashington the bald drug dealer than one of those ugly software developers who paint Warhammer minifigures.
>>34877485>>34878163And I don't believe he ever read the Summa theologica of Thomas Aquinas
You know who's the biggest tranny hater I know? My mom, she fucking hates them, like full on:>see tranny>day ruinedSee? Based women do exist.
GenderThere is no question, just a reminder to always treat a foid with respect, kindness, love. Let the woman in her feel desired, and the child in her feel safe. Always cover her with protection and smother her in validation and support.And then also make sure to ABANDON HER right as she feels the safest. Rip her heart out and throw it in the trash where it belongs!!!
>>34878181if you don't abandon her preemtpively, she goes out and cheats with some violent criminal and then dumps you on a whim no fault divorcing
Today's topic: Women's tightness. Is there such a thing as "too tight"?
>>34878161That's a self defense situation. I would enjoy being able to have full justification in defending myself from you.
>>34877569MDont, never have, and I think is nasty
>>34878081NTA but I didnt know there were fags hereAre you cute? Or sexy like freddie mercury?It would be really fun to straight-wash a fag i bet..
>>34878181>foid hanging out in some highrise penthouse getting ready to be gangbanged by guys she's just met: "i'll put my heart in the trash, come rescue it and nurture it back to life"
>>34878183No I am talking about finding a woman who doesn't cheat who is genuinely loving and loyal abandon her especially
>>34878158>How would you handle your partner being fictosexual for a character? Last time it happened I said I was okay with it before knowing extent, I would like to better prepare if it happens again.Is the character someone admirable that I can aspire to be more like? Or is he a narcissistic shadow daddy?
>>34878192>a woman who doesn't cheat who is genuinely loving and loyal
>>34878194I'm sorry your parents divorced that must be hard man
>>34878193Unless you can attain demonic powers, lead a nation with supreme clairvotance, be elderly yet absolutely yoked, no.
>>34878196they haven't actually and they are great people, not everything is about some childhood trauma.
>>34877664I wouldn't run and see what happens
>>34878160I think my bf secretly feels this way, too.
>>34878199You didn't hear the news? They got divorced 3 hours ago
>>34878184yes, I think I am quite tight
>>34878201Isn't he your fiance now?
>>34878197I don't think I could date a woman into 40k
The masculine urge to rip off a foids panties and gag her stupid mouth with them and fasten it shut with a belt
>>34878204It's hard to get used to.
>>34878206I was onboard until the belt part.
>>34877840MIs in the comic probably on the animated movie too, I think is all star superman, Superman is dying and Lex telling Superman once he is gone he can get to saving the world and Superman replies you could've have saved the world if you wanted to.
>>34878206I prefer putting the belt around her neck like a collar and leash
>>34878205Thanks for the laugh anon, not that fiction, but on competing with the idealised form of a primarch is not something I wish on anyone.
>>34878206okay but no belt please
Do you ever think about the fact that within your lifetime, 4chan will likely cease to exist.And all of your shitposts will be forgotten?
>>34878215>>34878220I don't recall asking the belt is staying now SHUT UP
>>34878206And duct tape her C and H cup breast pair tight so she stops being so proud of them.
>>34878184Yes apparently, according to a scene in this super weirdass 70s Euro movieThey cant seperate and have to go get a procedure where something is injected into her to loosen it up or smth
>>34878221i am already forgotten
>>34877570>How comeSounds tacky and will look bad
>>34878223Excellent idea and for good measure throw her on her stomach and take her prone. Only the groaning and creaking if the bedframe is allowed to speak
>>34878223>C and H pairWtf???
>>34878230Human female breasts aren't symmetrical.
>>34878035Hating nestle is basic human decency, their campaign of sending sellwomen pretending to be medical professionals caused the death of thousands of babies.
>>34878221>within your lifetime, 4chan will cease to existThis already happened last year, didn't it?>all of your shitposts will be forgottenThat's one of the reasons I post here in the first place.
>>34878161Wouldn't that give me an infection?
>>34878232But thats a huge diffeence..
Women, do you want me to give excuses to dress pretty and fancy?
This year I>started wearing make-up>bought tampons for myself>bought sparkly girl leggings>doctor gave me pills meant for pregnant womenI know I'll never become a real woman but it's still nice to feel girly sometimes :3 I'll soon get my body hair waxed off
>>34878248*give you excuses
>>34878249I wish I was a girl, too, life would be so much better and easier.
The feeling of being fresh out of a shower with lotion on my skin is so amazing. There really are some moments that make being alive feel sublime, do you agree anons?
Weird question, but can a lack of sleep and glasses that are "outdated" (I should get new ones) cause me having a harder time trying to focus my eyes?Especially while watching videos, it's not an issue if I am playing a video game where I am focused anyway.
>>34878260It's like if I can consciously unfocus them and then just watch with one eye and it almost seems more "comfortable"?
>>34878255Why would I want life to be easier? Struggle is what makes it fun. That's why all those super rich fucks either become evil hedonists or obsessed with building as much shit as possible under their names.
>>34878263I don't want to struggle and I wouldn't call struggling fun at all. I don't want to die from a heart attack in my 40s or 50s because of a hard life. I wish I was a girl.
>>34878263NTAThis is such an insanely stupid and naive way of seeing things.Yeah, go to an abuse victim and tell them they were lucky they got abused.
>>34878249if youre trans why did you buy tampons?
Do people only want to be together to afford a house?
>>34878259I do. A cup of coffee and watching the sun rise does it for me.
>>34878270Not everyone has autism not everyone has a weak sensory system some people enjoy the stimulation of a hard challenge
>>34878276Women live for free in the houses that men purchase and then split those houses and get hundreds of thousands in one go.
Why do men get more mad about women liking tall men than they do women liking hung men? Men are insane about penises, shouldn't size preferences be more upsetting?
>>34878271I'm not trans
>>34878288One can somewhat compensate for having a small penis but as an adult growing even taller is not possible.
>>34878270Some choose to pity themselves and others choose to get tougher. For example, Vince McMahon let his childhood abuse make him stronger, and he used his mindset to monopolize his industry and become a billionaire.
>>34878295yeah he was also a BBC cuck and poop fetishist nigga why are you hyping up vince
Anyone else ever let your insecurity convince you no one would ever like you, to the point where you start ignoring signs that people like you
>>34877463It's embarrassing how many people claim to hate incels but behave exactly like them
>>34878297>BBC cuckWho doesn't want to see some mandingos gangbang a cute white girl though? It's pretty hot, you can't lie.
>>34878308Women are especially guilty of this.
>>34877463Why do men hate aftercare so much?
>>34878308>behave exactly like themEntitled and arrogant?
>>34878314Yes. Also trying to shame/pressure people into dating/having sex with them
>>34878312>fuck Chads out of your league>"why do all men hate x?"Retard
>>34878295You are the type of person who advocates for eugenics, but doesn't realize he'd be cut down too.
>>34878312The guys you hook up with don't provide any aftercare and you're still seeing them and rotating them around. If you don't like that they don't like aftercare, why do you insist?
>>34878318The only difference is the success rate desu
>>34878319>>34878321I never had sex I just saw morbilian memes about post-nut-clarity
>>34878312I don’t. That’s just the guys you’re choosing to have sex with.
>>34878295Isn’t Vince also into scat
MenWhat's worse, a woman fucking multiple Chads or one Tyrone?
>>34878326If you don't search for your moid through spreading your pussy for the first handsome tall criminal then your new bf will be cuddling with you for hours after sex.
>>34878330Multiple Chads. It's infinitely worse for a woman to keep dating new guys than it is to have a long term black bf.
>>34878330Multiple Chads. I don't care whether or not a woman is a virgin or care about her exes' races, but if she has casual sex at all we probably just aren't going to be compatible.
>>34878332But the black bf will give her herpes and a mixed baby.
There is, in fact, such a thing as a too tall moid
>>34878335>6'5"?
>>34877485>All the women reject me? Not a problem, i-i-its a sin anyways!Holy mother of COPE
Women, what's worse, having Tyrone's baby or Chad pressuring you to abort
>>34878337One of my friends is that size, and yes he has been rejected for being too tall before.
>>34878334>herpesIf he's a manwhore but it could also be that she's his first. Black guys are some of the most chronically virgin and lonely men out there, it's doubtful that they're all STD-ridden.
>>34878338The way I just knew the quoted post was about a catholic
>>34877500I agree that it really would look a lot better like this.
>>34878347Thats just a christlarper who picked up the faith to turn his failure into a virtue. Honestly, if I was a real Catholic I'd start weeding out those freaks for giving the entire faith a bad name. Not even fanatical oldschool Catholics are this freaky.
>>34878347Something tells me that guy probably doesn't pray as often as his social media brand implies he does
>>34878352>Honestly, if I was a real Catholic I'd start weeding out those freaks for giving the entire faith a bad name.It's honestly not worth the effort. Most people who leave their houses every now and then can see online echo chambers for what they are.
>>34878342I figured. It seems to start getting freaky past 6'2".
>>34878354Nah I know for a fact they occasionally turn up at church and weird out the grandmas there
I leave that ass like stove top stuffin'
>>34878359That depends, a lot of guys above that height also get weird lanklet proportions or start doing stuff like slouching their shoulders. According to my friend, about 1/3rd of women find it hot, 1/3rd don't care either way and 1/3rd get the ick.
>>34878333>casual sexWhat about ranked, competitive sex? What if she went to the nationals, and almost got gold at the sexlympics but got injured in the finals? What if everyone thought it was a career-ending injury and that she was done? What if she spent years training to get back to peak condition to finally win and prove everyone who doubted her wrong? What if she wins the gold and you rush to her to celebrate and she gives you a heartfelt, cum-covered kiss in front of the celebrating audience? What then?
>>34878360Reminds me of this pic I saw from an Orthodox church once where they were happy to show off a new round of catechumens, and they were all greasy, unbathed kids in their early twenties with long hair and neckbeards, wearing only black clothing lol.
How do I not kill myself for only losing my virginity at 35?I missed the entire party, and now I still have to learn how to fuck properly. Its just a chore at this point.
>>34878370just have sex with a lot of 18 and 19yos to make up for what you missed
>>34878365Never heard that joke before.
>>34878370>I still have to learn how to fuck properlyExcept you don't.
>>34878326>post-nut-clarityThat only happens with mentally ill retards who have issues with their sexuality.
Would a man ever find me attractive? Use your imagination
>>34878380I don't find men attractive, even if some are genuinely pretty.
>>34878380Yes I’m imagining you as exactly my type
>>34878372It won't feel the same at 35 than at 19 when he was in his prime horny years. There's no time machine for missing out on your youth.
>>34878388>when he was in his prime horny yearsNTAI have been way, WAY hornier after 30 than at 18 or 19.
>>34878388>missing out on your youthYou need to get over it. Sorry if I'm harsh but imagine wasting the rest of your life just because you already wasted some. It's kinda dumb.
>>34878390same lmao
>>34878372I can handle rejection, but I can't handle retardation. >>34878374I don't think so. I don't suck terribly, but its just basic sex if that make any sense. I know you need a few years of a relationships with consistent sex to find out whats your jam and start living it >>34878388I don't miss that part, but I *do* miss the fuckfest that everyone else was in starting at mid twenties when people find their confidence. >>34878390Unfortunately I gooned three times a day and more until my dick felt broken. I don't do that anymore, but I think at thos age it will take some time for my sex drive to fully regenerate.
>>34878276>Do people only want to be together to afford a house?Some, yes. My sister has explicitly said that before (we live in a very expensive city). There's also the phenomena of couples living together after they've split up because of expensive rent/property.
>>34878276Even worse: some people could afford a house on their own if they wanted but get with someone else just so they don't have to pay for it.
>>34878380>Use your imaginationThen it's too easy.
Question for men. Is it a red flag if a woman had only had relationships with Channers?
>women who think they are too old to do anythingI think this is silly and a sign of mental illness.
>>34878406Why did you only have relationships with "channers"?It also makes me think it was all just some LDR hocus pocus.
>>34878406Depends.How many? How long? Reasons for dumping them? Relationship endings overlaps over relationship beginnings? Discord solicitation throughout? Camwhoring?
>>34878388true. also it gets exponentially harder after 30. most young girls dont want a 30+ year old
>>34878412Thats cope. Unless you've aged like shit, scoring in the 25-30 age bracket is not an issue.
>>34878330One Tyrone
>>34878415i am not 30+ but based on what i've seen online a lot of young attractive women want someone close to their age. It's not like 30+ is old like most zoomers think but it's the fact that you're literally going to be around15 years behind everyone else when it comes to dating. The stress, the loneliness, these things scar a man forever. And lets even assume you manage to get a girl, what about the time you lost? you'll never have teenage love, college love and hookups. your youth is gone forever
>>34878406Calling someone who uses this website anything other than anon or Anonymous is a much, much redder flag to me than just dating people who post on this site.
i feel like cutting :(
>>34878420Don't do it. >:|
>>34878418>going to be around15 years behind everyone else when it comes to dating.As if everyone started "dating" at 15 lmao. I konw plenty of guys who had their first gfs at maybe 21, and never figured out how to really flirt with women, leaving it all up to chance. >based on what i've seen online Yeah thats your mistake. Online has very little meaning for actual reality.>The stress, the loneliness, these things scar a man forever.Dunno, people still mistake me for being late twenties, and I never got this "loneliness" meme. I have friends , can talk to strangers, and if I don't I'm quite at peace doing stuff on my own. I fee loneliness is somethign that affects women far more and just gets projected onto men. >you'll never have teenage love, college love and hookupsI have no clue what the "teenage love" and "college love" memes are, probably where both aprties are more retarded than at my age. Hookups are not an issue, why would they be?>your youth is gone foreverSo what? I'm not going to flush the rest of my life down the toilet because of that.
>>34878420post pics
I am officially geriatric today (28 years old)
>>34878370>Its just a chore at this point.Killing yourself seems drastic. You could just choose to not have more sex.
>>34878421>>34878423moms got my blades so I'd have to use a kitchen knife unless I sneaked them out of her room
>>34878136Go to hell
>>34878260Obviously.
>>34878424If you haven't had the experience of being sore because you forgot to stretch or because you "slept wrong" yet, welcome, welcome to hell and the rest of your life
>>34878427You could also *not* do that
>>34877463Do women really sit like the pic related?Just looks uncomfortable.
I'm spending money on art supplies.
>>34878434I sometimes pull up one of my legs while at my desk too.Sometimes even both, which must look lewd as fuck.Thankfully I don't have a gf who'd get the wrong idea...
>>34878434MI'm sitting like that right now.
>>34878435Is it the kind of>I need these supplies for the thing I'm working onor>consoomer therapykind of spending?
>>34878438Bit of both, mostly the former.I tried watercolors recently but couldn't get into them, so I'm going to give acrylic gouache a try instead. I'm also buying some brushes that are worth a damn so I can ditch the shitty ones I bought at the grocery store.
>>34878420Remember, too big of a calorie deficit will cause muscle catabolism.
>>34878422loneliness is not a meme. it's probably the no.1 cause of suicide in guys. survival and procreation are our two strongest motivators. >I have no clue what the "teenage love" and "college love" memes are, probably where both aprties are more retarded than at my age. teenage love is the real deal. the closest a man is to real love in his life. sure it probably would've ended up in a breakup or her cheating but atleast i would've experienced it like 99% humans do>So what? I'm not going to flush the rest of my life down the toilet because of that.My point was it gets extremely difficult after crossing 30. your dating pool is smaller and women worth dating or marrying have already been picked up
>>34878434I like a lot of their videos, but you can tell by some of the history and mythology ones that they basically just read the CliffsNotes.
all of you guys here worrying about your looks while this guy who is probably uglier than any man here has a cute gf with a nice ass
>>34878422>and I never got this "loneliness" memeIt's the equivalent of smoking cigarettes. You can pretend it doesn't affect you, but your health gets worse as a result of that.https://health.fishersin.gov/loneliness-is-more-dangerous-than-smoking-15-cigarettes-a-day/
The man with the golden penishe has a penis and it is very bighe's a man, with a gooolden peeeeenishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbj2Mx2By8
>>34878449yeah, blue is always wrong.Red's works are pretty good; I really like the annual Journey to the West video
Who slid pucci last night?
>>34878450But is he broke?
>>34878450>being a living ATM is a flex actually, incelwe're reaching lovecraftian horror levels of cope at this point
>>34878450You're the type of retard to go to Africa then ask the people there why they're broke and starving if African billionaires exist lmao
>>34878450that fat fuck's daddy probably owns a couple HVAC businesses he's gonna inherit
>>34878469>lovecraftian horror levels of copelol
Assemble the atogan phalanx
>>34878469he gets a hottie, she gets his money. sounds like a fair deal. this is how humans formed couples for millennia you dumb fuck
>>34878456Thats nice and all, but again I wasn't and am not lonely. Why would you need a gf to not be lonely? The only time I felt truly isolated was the Covid bullshit where they closed down all the places that I normally got to to get my social needs met. But that was also a time where tons of relationships went bust due to being cooped up too much. I consider it extremely pathetic to lean on a small, slender woman for all of your social contact in fact.Also yes, loneliness is a feeling that you feel. In fact now I have the problem with women that I value my "me" time more than they deem appropriate for a relationship, and I'm not big on texting or anything.
>>34878477just dont put me next to any of the stinky lonely femanons.
>>34878456And yeah, I of course went to psychotherapy and my therapist commented multiple times on my ability to be on my own with no ill effects. A prior therapist , who was a retard, once remarked that my level of suffering would eventually force me to seek out women, only that this moment never came because I wasn't suffering from loneliness, I was suffering from needing so little from others that I would not seek them out.
>>34878478Just pay a hooker.>this is how humans formed couples for millennialmao noHaving a partner was just a basic matter of needing mutual support for survival, it had a lot more facets than just slapping a few bills on her nightstand after she stared at the ceilign for ten minutes. But that world is gone for good, the pathetic betas who pay for a live in prostitute deserve nothing but mockery.
Women, how disappointing is an average dick?
>>34878505average
>>34878505nowhere near as disappointing as the mediocre, insecure man it's sticking out of.
>>34878499But they want your phalanx, anon
Why are like 90% of women between 12-25 into k-pop?it sounds awful
>>34878512Use it as a filter to identify shit women. Women who share interests or hobbies with children are mentally ill
>>34878513>Use it as a filter to identify shit women.anon there's nobody left for me if I filter by k-pop
Grills, opinion on nice guys?>>34878512All of america is under an ancient injun curse for its founding, the effects of which yre just starting to show.
>>34878507But it is disappointingInteresting...
WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR
>>34878478Women are going to be progressive and equalitarian in all aspects except men's traditional "duties" and "obligations" - here, they will happily enforce the patriarchy. It's actually, legitimately disgusting what women do and what societal structures they support.
>>34878514>anon there's nobody left for me if I filter by k-popIf K-pop stands were straws of hay, and a mentally adjusted girl was a needle in the hay stack, if you blow away all the straws of hay believe me you will find the needle. Take courage and say 'No' to K-Pop fan girls
>>34878522I dont think you understand how few options I haveIm already filtering by looks, 7+I cant add anymore standards or nobody would fuck me
>>34878519it's because women are psychologically wired to find signs of security and abundance attractive. Pretty men are only optional for them and they are fine with that. Men are the ones who choose for good looks because they are visual signs for health and fertility. Don't hate the players hate mother nature
Why are men like this?
Femanons, would you mary a man that has slept with 11 women before (he doesn't have any diseases)?
>>34878530women lose their tightness after bird, he's right
>>34878527Add the filter don't wimp out. The more filters you add the more women you reject the faster you find the one who ticks all the boxes. The alternative is wasting time on women you don't actually like
I.. I miss her
>>34878527stop using apps.
>>34878533Yeah but getting her entire abdomen slit open is liekly going to do more damage, plus the massively increased risk. Its a fucking emergency procedure, not a casual lifestyle choice.
>>34878508I said my peace Chrissy.
>>34878530Can't relate I told my wife she isn't getting C-section when she wanted it, she listened because I didn't frame it as an 'opinion' like the pussy in the image
>>34878540its a sacrifice women will have to make to please their partners. sex is important.
>>34878546doubling the chance of mother and baby death on the operating table isn't worth an orgasm
a 5 incher aint even dat bad it just looks small if ur a big fella u knowmany such cases
>>34878512I'm a man and was into kpop in my 20s too.It's just catchy with many bangers.
>>34878529>Men are the ones who choose for good looks because they are visual signs for health and fertility.I disagree. A handsome man whom she meets early enough in her twenties or so has some of the patriachal requirements waived temporarily. She will enforce them upon others though.
>>34878555>man>into a kpopyoure a fruity one arent ya?
>>34878530a) Retarded engagement bait.b) Just don't have kids.
>>34878557if a woman can enforce you she won't want to fuck you. Just stop letting them enforce shit on you what are they gonna do beat you up? They're the height of a good shit and have no muscles to speak of
Fuck you this isn't spam>>34877801>>34877812I'd be asking for help if I was asking for helpI'm just trying to vent through sufferingEven if I wanted help, none of you fags could help>>34877814Fuck you i can do it>>34877821Then Oregon fuck goddammit
What do women think of older men? You can answer in brackets like 1-3 years older, 4-6 years older, 7-9 years older, 10+ years older or whatever you'd like
My mom is always bragging about how little she eats when she goes out to eat with her friends or when she makes dinner but she's still obese
>>34877846The alternative is always worse fuck you>>34877848Turns out it's hard to stick to anything when you want to die more than change>>34877906If the world isn't a better place with my death, then it wouldn't also be a worse place either>>34877923Have you ever interviewed the ones who didn't survive and if they regretted it?
>>34877463How many hours does it take for vag to reset after penetration?I presume 2 hours?
>>34878562At this point we can admit that they have complete control over the dating world. I'm staying far away because they, their dating world and everything they do when it comes to relationships is untrustworthy.
>>34878456Haven't really experienced mutual "love" except for a few awful months split in various years, but I have experienced all my life (take those awful months and some time after the breakups) all of the symptoms except 9 and 10 and maybe 4
>>34878565Moids always asking the wrong question.This thread exists to further the relationship between the genders , as a diplomatic forum to improve the understanding of each other. Not to try to find out what women want so you can reduce your chances of getting rejected. Just go for what you want and accept whatever comes of it
i remember a meme about a man from transylvania saying he would provide and care for a woman if she was his girlfriend. men, how common is this? how many men would let a woman stay with them rent free if they were his partner? is it actually a common mindset or just a meme?
>>34878585I would if I could but I can't
>she hasnt confirmed our rescheduled date that she suggestedits over bwos
>>34878449>>34878460The red one steals from https://tvtropes.org/, thoeverbeit
>>34878588What if she gets a full time/part time job to help with the costs?
>>34878585He was probably just describing the bare minimum that's required of him. Yes, it's a common mindset that you'll have to be her ATM and provide free housing, because it reflects the truth where he's from.
>>34878571>At this point we can admit that they have complete control over the dating worldThey only have that control if the man gives them that control. The way to not give them control is just elect not to care what they think just stop caring and date for your own goals instead of trying to live up to their goals
>>34878566Get her on one of the diet pills and make sure she ask her doctors about side effects, also tell her to get on prebiotics enzymes-you should too.
>>34878594>date for your own goals instead of trying to live up to their goalsThey're the serial daters. I'm not becoming one.
>>34878597"Serial daters" it's called playing the field or shopping around, it's how you increase your odds of finding someone decent. Just turn down the sluts who want to fuck on the first month of knowing you and you can avoid all the whores
>>34878600I find this to be a very simplistic view on dating. It's what I'd hear from women giving me dating advice. They think everyone has thousands of options and gets to turn down potential partners based on vibes and mood.They can have their field and enjoy it, but without my participation.
Imma keep it real with you guys, If you're still a virgin at 25+ then just lie. Say you did some stuff, fooled around here or there. Stop telling women you're a virgin like they will pity you.
>>34878600This right here.Casual dating is the best. Just don't put so much pressure on to it. I've found my best dates to be ones where I don't plan them out as much and rely more on spontaneity.
>>34878585Can't speak for all men, but I wouldn't be comfortable with that unless she became ill or injured in a way that prevented working. Such financial dependency in a relationship produces weird power dynamics. I want her to be my equal who stays with me because she wants to; the fear of suddenly becoming financially vulnerable if she leaves should not be at play.
>>34878588>>34878593and do a lot of men view this as a fair trade off for a girlfriend?
>>34878604this but 18+
>>34878604Terrible advice.I didn't lose my virginity until I was 26.With a real women who was a 24 year old virginity.It isn't impossible but just takes time and effort.
>>34878607no but it's necessary to exit inceldom; as a matter of fact, most men don't have a say in anything, they have to do what women want or die alone.
>>34878604No. The first time I do it will be something I always remember. I don't want to remember being a shameful liar.
Hot take: many young western women are being utterly cuckpilled at an alarming rate. Constant accusations of whether he's "DL" or bisexual and having sex with his friends, constant "situationships" and other such murky arrangements, constant propagandizing of how men will always cheat and leave you or impregnate another woman the moment they can. It's literally the cuckmind. I see it expressed even in day to day situations with women irl, even if just downstream of the hive.
>>34878530Are we really?
>>34878616Feminism is ruining its third generation of women. None of this shit is new, it's just more prevalent now.
>>34878606yeah i would feel guilty being in a relationship and not giving anything back but being there. the only reason im not dating is because im currently unemployed.>>34878611its just hard for me to understand. if i loved a man of course i would buy things for him and look after him but only if we were in a serious relationship. if he was just my boyfriend and we only knew each other for a few months i wouldnt be so inclined to. i struggle to understand how desperate loneliness seems to make men as someone who would like a partner but could happily be on my own too.
Women, thoughts on museum dates?
>>34877710damn you sound like a fucking retard with these abysmal namedrops of kitsch horror movies never post again
>>34878626not a woman but none of my museum dates have ever led anywhereart gallery landed me a fling thoughbeit, even though the gallery sucked
>>34878602>They think everyone has thousands of options and gets to turn down potential partners based on vibes and mood.You can and you already do every man already does this. We do it so often as men we don't even notice it, it's called ignoring the girls who aren't hot and we do this everywhere we are in life
>>34878623>i struggle to understand how desperate loneliness seems to make men as someone who would like a partner but could happily be on my own tooThe difference is that men have to spend 5-10 years on self-improvement before becoming eligible and potentially worthy, and then they have to seek first dates for at several years before anyone says yes in the sense of starting a relationship. Meanwhile, you can get a boyfriend in a weekend by simply being a woman. There are some discrepancies, as you can see.
is it unhealthy to be afraid of women seeing my penis because it's 5 inches long BPEL
>>34878636whats bpel
>>34878636>>34878638The Web Services Business Process Execution Language (WS-BPEL), commonly known as BPEL (Business Process Execution Language), is an OASIS[1] standard executable language for specifying actions within business processes with web services. Processes in BPEL export and import information by using web service interfaces exclusively.
>>34878638bone pressed erect lengthbasically the "right way" to measure it
Women, do you want this?
>>34878635yeah i get that and it is unfair to men, but is the loneliness of not having a girlfriend that bad that men would give up everything to provide for her? and is it just sex from a woman that is wanted or female companionship that is the main attraction of having a girlfriend? im not trying to be rude or dismissive i honestly dont understand why some men are so desperate for girlfriends or why some very lonely men or incels become so radicalised from not having one especially when it seems that men prefer to be around other men for company. i have a very low libido and like i said am not that fussed about dating so i struggle to grasp men's struggle
True man's world
Do other assume you're wearing makeup even if you're not?Will other women see it as a flex if you're also pretty?
If I catch people staring at me a lot do they think I look stupid or something? I have body dysmorphia about my curly hair, I try to put product in it but idk what I am doing because I'm not a woman. I'm tall but really skinny, which I also hate, so I feel like I look retarded and people are like look how retarded this guy looks, he looks like a cotton swab.
>>34878623you're a woman you wont get it. most men probably have 50x the libido of a average woman think about it for a second. Plus guys are romantic not pragmatic like women. guys want love for the sake of love. Also there is a reason why incel is an insult for guys and not for women. everyone knows a man who cannot get a gf is a loser. if a girl has been single her entire life it actually makes her much more attractive and "marriage material" in the eyes of men
Not all men, but always a man
>>34878645You're speaking to an incel, one of those guys who thinks men need to jump through a thousand hoops to appease the evil women. Wouldn't recommend listening to his takes on what men want.>why some men are so desperate for girlfriends or why some very lonely men or incels become so radicalised from not having one especially when it seems that men prefer to be around other men for companyIt just stems from hatred in general. Hatred of women, hatred of themselves, etc. But they refuse to accept accountability, so they blame their problems on hypothetical things beyond their control. "I can't get a girlfriend because she wants the money I don't have" in this case.
>>34878645>is the loneliness of not having a girlfriend that bad that men would give up everything to provide for her?I personally don't want to give up years of uniterrupted work for someone who takes everything for granted and then plans to dump me as soon as she crosses paths with a better guy.>is it just sex from a woman that is wanted or female companionship that is the main attraction of having a girlfriend?Obviously after getting a girlfriend it's desirable not to lose her and have to to go through the same multi-year process all over again.>incels become so radicalised from not having oneI suppose it's partly due to being called incels by women like you who can't imagine what it's like to live without privilege.
>>34878655>incel
>>34878592>What if she gets a full time/part time job to help with the costs?I guess
>>34878655She won't relieve you of your virginity and won't give you a job either. Virtue signaling is pointless here (unlike on your main board).
>>34878655>incelLike you?>>34878613
>>34878650As a dude I assume most women are wearing makeup at all times.It is hard to differentiate between a good skincare routine vs more natural makeup.I'd also assume most women would consider it a flex. Probably because it puts all their hours of work to shame
>>34878660>unlike on your main board).What?
>>34878657>>34878660Here we see incels projecting that they only interact with women for the purpose of sex. Kinda sad.>>34878663Modern inceldom is a mindset, a subculture. The literal definition hardly applies anymore.
>>34878655Women hate men more than incels hate women
>>34878655You can tell how right you are by how many seething (you)s you get.
>>34878663He's so deep in denial that he feels the need to speak down on others. He feels closer to women by trashing on men.>>34878666/soc/>>34878667>Modern inceldom is a mindset, a subculture.Are you trans now by any chance? Do you crossdress?
>>34878670Right? I really rattled the beehive with that one.
FINALLY, coffee
>>34878565>What do women think of older men?F. I'm very much not representative of the average woman, but here goes...I'm into old men (gerontophilia) and I'm currently dating someone nearly 30 years my senior. Men up to 10 years older than me, I don't really see as "older" - a lot of them - because of the high cost of living in my city - are at similar life stages to me. And anything up to 5 years older doesn't even register as an age-gap to be honest. I've probably got daddy issues. I like older men who I can learn from in some way, especially ones who are stable and model healthy behaviour.
>>34878667Incel is an oxymoronic word that only virtue-signaling tourists like you use unironically
>>34878636bone pressing is a cope, you know damn well you cant actually use 100% of it and the press is stat-padding.
>>34878670Whenever someone speaks the truth here, he jumps in to damage control for women. He keeps his trip attached because eventually some femanon might take pity on him and add his Discord. Then he's got a very elaborate plan on how to explain his living situation and get her to fuck him.
>>34878676so you like money basically. nothing wrong with it. atleast you're honest
I’m celly
>>34878674I know this might be meanBut the funniest shit is doing it in /r9k/The amount of crash outs to basic life advice is too damn hign
>>34878657incidentally this fits his personality very well, a submissive male with cuck fantasies.
>>34878667I don't hate women either. I just mock you for the "I'm not like the other guys" behavior, like you are somehow above them.
>>34878677Incels don't exist. Y'all are just virgins. For one reason or another.
>>34878687They're truly allergic to any suggestion that they have the power to change things. Blaming life is so much easier!>>34878691I'm fine with being mocked. Better than staying silent and letting their women-hating hugbox to fester. ATOGA would be a horribly dull place if they had no opposition.
>>34878696We blame lifeWomen and simps blame usOnly fair
>>34878652>if a girl has been single her entire life it actually makes her much more attractive and "marriage material" in the eyes of menIf she's young and attractive. Any woman over 30 who's perpetually single is a spinster. They're invisible to you, but these women exist and it's clear to everyone why they're unmarried (or in some cases divorced and never remarried).
>>34878696>I'm fine with being mocked.Well, you an the rest of the namefagging narcissists deserve it.
Can women tell if I am wearing a tiny bit of eyeliner? I have naturally dark brown hair.
>>34878681So basically a fucking Chad.I can understand why everyone gets so upset at him now.In fact I'm a bit jealous. I wish I had game like that
>>34878696namefags really wake up and think they deserve to live
>>34878656i still dont understand but ok>I suppose it's partly due to being called incels by women like you who can't imagine what it's like to live without privilege.what else do you want me to call you? incels call themselves that. and i have never dated or received male attention i dont have any privilege, i just wonder why men in the same position as men care so much about getting a partner that it ruins their lives while im not that bothered about any company (romantic or platonic) and could take it or leave it.
Women, just when are you going to finally get the potty trained bf with mommy issues that you want and **deserve**?Look, he even takes his trip off sometimes for **your** personal satisfaction.
>>34878710>he's furiously digging through random archives for dirt against his archnemesis againYikes.
>>34878682>so you like money basically.You couldn't be further from the truth. The man I'm seeing is unemployed. Which is a bonus - he has lots of time for me. Older men have time and show interest.
>>34878711Am I going to find your posts on r/inceltear as well?
>>34878505>how disappointing is an average dick?Not nearly as bad as the average Joe.>>34878517>WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILORAt what time of day?>>34878590Yeah, but she's never hidden that. She even uses screenshots of tvtropes in her videos.
>>34878718Hey why am I catching strays?
>>34878702the bar to be attractive as a woman is extremely low, it's not like guys where a man has to be tall firstly, then muscular, then have a full head of hair, the correct jaw shape and stuff. Is she fit? congrats she is fuckable. Ya all also can wear makeup which can make a 4 an 8. of course unless someone is extremely ugly yea thats a different story. also this meme online that women expire after 30 is not true. more and more women are marrying later than ever. 32 is the average age of women marrying the western world now
>>34878709Live as a man for a few months if you think you don't have any privilege.And stop presuming everyone's asexual and aromantic like you. You're basically forcing your worldview upon others and act all confused when it doesn't stick.There's nothing else to explain. You seem to despise men despite not even being attracted to men and that should say something about yourself rather than about men.
I'm not gay but these men can lowkey use me
>>34878710Funny tidbit about Exhib. He was quite friendly to a guy who cheated on his wife, far more friendly than to "incels". Apparently, being a sperg online is a bigger crime for him than that.>>34878711Nah, you're more like a villain of the week.
>>34878710>>34878711You two need to kiss already and make up. The sexual tension here could get cut with a knife
>>34878728He still hopes to get a kiss from Cheswick.
>>34878720Because Globo Gym was better, Vince Vaughn!
Women, describe him
>>34878727Unlike you I don't have a schizophrenic conspiracy board with pinned screenshots detailing the lore every single poster with a name. And you've got a storied history of making up lore about me, so I don't know why I should trust your takes on someone else.
Women, how worried are you about losing voting rights after recent events?
>>34878732Bro, you literally joke about him cheating on his wife in that screenshot.
>she hasnt responded in 4 days>check my message history with her>she responds>instantly goes to read>looks like ive been fucking staring at that chat history foreverfucksakes
I think I've come to realize that attracting women means doing basically everything redpillers say not to do.
>>34878736I joke about your accusation. You can't cry wolf all the time and then get upset when someone doesn't take it seriously.
