I'm tired of being an adult. How do I turn into a 6-month-old baby?
>>34877613
strip down to only your underwear and lay down on your back and start kicking your arms and legs and whining and insisting you are just a widdwe babbeh. when someone catches you keep doing except kick more violently and have a whiney louder voice and try to actually cry. if you can keep it up for 48 hours without getting up even to doodoo you instantly turn into an infant again
>>34877613The closest thing you can get is simulate being in the womb by relaxing in in a Jacuzzi and eating tasty food