How do I start talking to my classmates?
>>34900490I have the same issue. Idea: you go up to somebody and say "cat taking a bath". While highly improbable, there is a chance you stumble on somebody who has viewed this thread, recognizes it, and willing to talk. Best I can think of
>>34900602This is a great idea but you could ramp it up by attacking the person you are talking to. Your sure to get their attention doing this and also you show dominance.
>>34900610Perfect, anybody who attacks me indiscriminately, I shall now know from this thread is actually an attempt at friendship!
>>34900639Indeed good sir!
>>34900490Ew no. Hey can you believe this loser just tried to talk to me? I'm putting this on tik tok.
>>34900490open mouth make air come out words
Serious answer in probably a bait thread, but do you even know what you would say of they tried talking to you first? Like hypothetically they do, do you even know how to keep the conversation going?Im assuming not because if you did then youd have an intuitive understanding of how to start conversations
Start with a hi and progress toward propossing depraved and traumatizing group sex.
>>34900490Show them your butthole. That will get the conversations started.
>>34900490>>34900602why would you want to talk to your classmates? they're morons. don't waste your time with them.You're doing well not talking to them in the first place.
>>34900490When did the school year start? Chances are, it's already too late, and you've cemented your position as the weird kid in class. Drop out, become a NEET for a year, then try again at a new school.
>>34900490Just pick the right group and try to approach them without being pushy, even they approach you back (even if rarely) you're in a good spot to ferment a friendship. After I've done that i even got more confident to approach other groups (eve if rarely), that's something I'd never do when I was the quiet faggot kid in the class
>>34900602Similarly, I recommend walking up to someone and saying "I can eat glass; it doesn't hurt me." Then you stare at them for as long as you can do so with a straight face. Then say that you asked on the internet how to start conversations, and this is what someone suggested.
>>34900490Start a Discord, then invite people to get on and share class notes and memes. I did it for all my classes. Makes doing projects wayy easier, and you can get notes if you are absent.
