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How can I (18) make it seem like I tried to kill myself? Don't get me wrong I want to but I also really wanna see how people react to some gruesome gashes on my face or burn marks around my throat. Willing to do some crazy stuff too, just need to know how to botch it whilst keeping my healthy mind. Just wanna get some sympathy to know the way it really is before I go the full mile.

I know it's retarded but I really need the attention at this point.
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Srsly dont...get a face tat first.

Here's the story of a failed suicide attempt (if it fails, you could actually die)
1. Get hospitalized - you'll have a sitter watching you 24/7
2. Once medically stable you go to the loony bin- get rx ssris for your big sad
3. Your family will tip toe around you, always wondering if you're going to do it again

Or you actually die you insufferable retard.

Here's the classic suicide attempt for people that dont want to die- jump out a 2 story window and land on your butt and get paralyzed

Or pop pills and get brain damage. Benadryl OD will make you see slender man and go psychotic.

Also youre 18 so you'd be on the adult ward - with actual mentally ill ppl.

You're also mentally ill but I'm not sure what flavor



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