/adv/ - What advice would you give to a 34 year old virgin - Advice

Anonymous

09/07/26(Mon)22:31:32 No.34902418

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Anonymous 09/07/26(Mon)22:31:32 No.34902418 Archived

What advice would you give to a 34 year old virgin getting his first girlfriend?

Anonymous
09/07/26(Mon)22:37:58 No.34902429

Anonymous 09/07/26(Mon)22:37:58 No.34902429

Just b urself unironically. Sex is nice but what matters is that youre doing it with somebody you care about. Dont get over hyped. Being a nice guy isnt a good thing, its the bare minimum. Clean your fucking house top to bottom. Be proactive about everything. Good luck.

Anonymous
09/07/26(Mon)23:05:19 No.34902485

Anonymous 09/07/26(Mon)23:05:19 No.34902485

>>34902429
>Being a nice guy isnt a good thing, its the bare minimum
Just be honest and say girls want you to abuse them.

bantz !lIyorPkj0U
09/07/26(Mon)23:05:30 No.34902487

bantz !lIyorPkj0U 09/07/26(Mon)23:05:30 No.34902487

>>34902418
start looking for a girlfriend

Anonymous
09/08/26(Tue)05:06:46 No.34902977

Anonymous 09/08/26(Tue)05:06:46 No.34902977

>>34902418
You are extremely retarded. Go to the bar at closing time and ask the ugliest/or oldest woman if she'll take your V

Anonymous
09/08/26(Tue)05:50:57 No.34903030

Anonymous 09/08/26(Tue)05:50:57 No.34903030

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>>34902418
>>34902429
>>34902485
>>34902977

don't ever give any resource of yours to a woman no matter the reason.
this obviously includes time, attention, effort and/or anything else that can be considered your resource.
stop working for and destroy the anti-male system first, then worry about the rest.

Anonymous
09/09/26(Wed)14:01:12 No.34906980

Anonymous 09/09/26(Wed)14:01:12 No.34906980

>>34902418
Kill her

Christianlarper119
09/09/26(Wed)22:12:44 No.34908158

Christianlarper119 09/09/26(Wed)22:12:44 No.34908158

Why am I not surprised you’re a 34 year old virgin from that fucking picture