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Anyone know of any good sites to go for hookups that AREN'T hookup apps like Tinder or Hinge or whatever?

Ended a multi-year relationship where we had zero sex the entire time a couple weeks ago and I need some dick. But I don't wanna use hookup apps 'cause I think they're annoying. And there's no glory holes in my area. I'm not gay I have a pussy but I like the anonymity glory holes have but anyway. Anyone know of any good sites I can use to get some dick in my mouth? I'm starting to lose my mind here
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Anonymous
 No.34903626
 No.34903626
>>34903614
Go to a university campus, and find a random male restroom with a glory hole. Even assuming that you're an actual female, no one will care if they saw you entering the male restroom
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Anonymous
 No.34903658
 No.34903658
>>34903626
Damn, for real? There's a couple campuses nearby but I've never heard of there being glory holes around any of them. Might be worth checking out.

You sure I'm not gonna get decked? I don't wanna be trying to find one and then get my shit rocked by some guys.
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Anonymous
 No.34903698
 No.34903698
>>34903658
Worst case scenario you will bump into a guy right as you enter it and he will tell you that you got in the wrong restroom.
99% of guys never *start* a fight with a woman
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Sage
 No.34903715
 No.34903715
Gay tranny larp thread. OP is a genuine fag.
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Anonymous
 No.34903767
 No.34903767
>>34903715
I know you're retarded, but femanons DO exist
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Anonymous
 No.34903813
 No.34903813
>>34903774
Not true, they exist. Granted, they're mostly a gay guy thing, but they're still real

The real trouble is finding one where the people won't hurl if the person on the other end doesn't have a dick
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Anonymous
 No.34903820
 No.34903820
>>34903813
Would it even make a difference? A mouth is a mouth after all
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Anonymous
 No.34903854
 No.34903854
>>34903626
MOTHERFUCKER YOU WERE RIGHT

I found a big ass spreadsheet of locations from this website, lots of colleges. Trying to see if I can find ones local to me that are obviously glory holes aren't spots that people are gonna be able to see my face. Godspeed anon, thank you

>>34903820
Some gay guys get mad weird about chicks, really. Not all, but some
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Anonymous
 No.34903862
 No.34903862
>>34903854
Godspeed to you and the herpes you're about to get you disgusting hoe
College dick is as dirty as it gets why the fuck do you think they hand out condoms all the time
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Anonymous
 No.34903923
 No.34903923
>>34903862
Thank you, fella

They could be using condoms at the glory hole, I don't know. Hop off my strap
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Anonymous
 No.34903984
 No.34903984
>>34903923
Exactly, they 'could' and you don't know. Did you not learn about risky sexual behaviors growing up or are you too dick-drunk to consider the consequences of being a retard?
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Anonymous
 No.34904013
 No.34904013
>>34903984
Why are you so mad about my risky sexual behavior

I know sucking the unprotected penis of a person I don't know in a semi-public place risky. I just don't care, homie. That's part of the fun
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Anonymous
 No.34904131
 No.34904131
>>34904013
I'm not mad, this is 4chan, you're just a pussy. Go to reddit for soft advice
Enjoy your AIDS
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Anonymous
 No.34904177
 No.34904177
>>34904131
Homie, I'm not looking for soft advice considering I already got my advice from other anons. I'm just saying I don't care. The risk is part of the fun
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Anonymous
 No.34904182
 No.34904182
>>34904177
Then why the fuck are you still responding on an advice board
Go get AIDS you disgusting hoe since that's clearly what you want
Don't show up to any STD support groups when your jaw is melting off from your own dumbass behavior
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Anonymous
 No.34904203
 No.34904203
>>34904182
Because you keep saying retarded shit, I got nothing better to do, and its funny to fuck with someone who seems like they're seething over dumb shit. Obviously. Faggot
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Anonymous
 No.34904368
 No.34904368
>>34904203
I'm retarded coming from the STD-seeker is rich
I'd rather seethe over dumb shit than catch AIDS doing dumb shit
Shouldn't you be gagging on wart-cocks by now
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Anonymous
 No.34904376
 No.34904376
>>34903658
The only people worried about getting "decked" in bathrooms are troons
Troon LARP thread, anyone who responds past this post is a fucking bot responding to b8
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Anonymous
 No.34904379
 No.34904379
If you don't have one you make one Girl grab your drill and duck tape go to the next club and make one
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Anonymous
 No.34904557
 No.34904557
>>34904376
Retard alert!! I've never been in a men's bathroom as a female so I wouldn't know how men would react to it. I'm sorry to hear you have a sub-freezing temp IQ though
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Anonymous
 No.34904562
 No.34904562
>>34904379
I really oughta. The world needs more glory holes
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Anonymous
 No.34904583
 No.34904583
>>34904562
Exactly that's what I'm saying
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Anonymous
 No.34904986
 No.34904986
>>34904557
You're not a female though, you're a male who is definitely LARPing and may or may not be taking hormones and mutilating his genitals.
A real, biological female would be worried about getting raped in a man's restroom, not "decked." Are you a men's junior hockey player or something, you big ugly troon?
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Anonymous
 No.34905102
 No.34905102
>>34904986
^ what kind of woman would worry about getting decked first
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