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I've lived a lot of places and had neighbors that were loud. From fucking to parties to kids screaming bloody murder or even dogs barking their asses of.

The solution was ALWAYS the same.
Talking rarely, if ever, works.
Reporting them just encourages it.
Here's what works...

ACT CRAZIER THAN THEM.

Examples...(I did all these.)...
1. Mimic and mock the fucking noises very loudly. Then say crazy shit in a faggy voice like..."Oh, Roger!!!!! It's so fat and bulbous!!!!! You're much bigger than my father!!!!!.
2. Blast nyan cat as loudly as possible on a repeating loop for days.
3. Scream bloody murder anytime the kids have gone to bed. Be sure the parents fucking hear it right outside their windows. If the cops show up, be home, but quiet. Repeat this nightly.
4. Gobble at those hens yelling up and down the apart stairs. Gobble like a turkey everytime they try to speak.
5. Bark at all hours of the night.

Everytime I did this shit I was blessed by eternal silence from said assholes until I had to eventually move again. The idiots would magically shut the fuck up.
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*apartment stairs
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>>34906319
Solid advice on how to get murdered.
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>>34906611
You won't do shit.
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>>34906611
>fears his own shadow
Weak, Amerimutt pussy detected.



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