The Meme that Ended Moidkind EditionPrevious: >>34905344
MenWould you rather let Lindsay Clancy or a bear babysit your kids?
Women, would you still love me if I weren't a worm?
>>34908106As a white man, I want to marry and have children with both
>>34908116get out of the thread, jh's boyfriend...
>>34908112Women are only capable of loving werewolves
GenderPick 3 namefags to banish from atoga for good
>>34908118JH's boyfriend isn't interested in impregnating the blonde
quezjuns please
>>34908121Exhibanon, bv, exhibanon again
>>34908111For how long?
>>34908129One night
>>34908127if you were the token diversity chick in top gun what would your callsign be?
>>34908128>
menif a girl says you have a small penis how do you react?
>>34908132if we're being cliche and im just thegirlone then probably like vixen or something
>>34908135Either tell her that she's delusional or that it's not hard yet. If a foid thinks 7in is small then she's retarded.
>>34908135
>>34908135Laugh because she’s being silly.
>>34908135Like I'm gonna take that from someone who doesn't even have a penis
>>34908121>Gender>Pick 3 namefags to banish from atoga for goodMGary, JH, and ENTJ
>>34908121MKittenposter, myao, BV.
>>34908150Is kittenposter even still posting?
>>34908152Don't care, I hope she never returns.
>>34908130I'd choose the bear if it doesn't have cubs, already has a full belly, and has plenty of easily accessible food that bears love (salmon, honey) on the opposite side of the room from the crib.
>>34908119>Women are only capable of loving werewolvesSome poor, misguided fools are also capable of loving vampires. But it is a false love, built upon obsession and romanticizing the weaponization of uneven power dynamics. It's the same for women who want to marry princes. It's hypergamy at best, and a desire to be abused at worst. They literally suck the life out of you or make you their thrall.>>34908121>Pick 3 namefags to banish from atoga for goodENTJ is the only one I have a problem with. >>34908152>Is kittenposter even still posting?Benjamin Netanyahu used his unholy Sheeny magic to summon her to Israel to devour Palestinian babies.
>>34908135Remind her of the wall.
>>34908127How do you do anon how was your day
>>34908152>it's been two weeksdamn, we lost a hottie
>>34908135Laugh
>>34908121Entj, this shoe, and london again
>>34908136from now on you will respond to radio callouts under the callsign Bore
>>34908121M, ENTJ, MGK (assuming he's already gone but just in case), hmmm I don't think I have a third. Maybe that one guy who keeps bringing up JH's past
>>34908135laugh or lean into itif you get mad everyone will just think you're insecure about your dick size
>>34908177London is the hottest woman we've ever had in atoga.
>>34908179That's rape anon, he cycles through trying to torment femanons.
>>34908136>Krystal nose art
>>34908184Ban her again for being a cunt and sucking off arabs.
>>34908186Doesn't he also hate ohioanon or am I thinking of the wrong guy? Was making CSA jokes the other night iirc.
>>34908135I'm 7" but also neurotic enough that I'd probably believe her
>>34908191Idk. He's one of the antiname field annoying cunts yet he bitches about the same thing repeatedly in the same font.
>>34908189She fuck some saudi prince or something? What lore did I miss (nta)
>>34908137>>34908192A virgin girl saw my 7" dick and called it small and I just called her a brainrotted porn addict, which was an absolutely true statement.
>>34908136BicycleMattressCumrag
MoidsSadie Sink or Chase Infiniti?
>>34908199They say it's "Curtains for Zoosha" but I'm still Team Zoosha.
>>34908199I love redheads
>>34908169i slept thru most of it but i had yummy tomato pie for dinner so its all okay
>>34908189I've never seen her be rude to anyone. And I'm pretty sure she was with a guinea, there's no way Ahmed's little swine tail could keep a woman like that interested. Swiss is a bigger cunt anyway.
>>34908178i dont get it>>34908188i dont get it>>34908198i get it
>>34908199Both at the same time
>>34908196Irl or dick pic?
has anyone here met anyone from atoga IRL?
>>34908199They're both pretty, so whoever is nicer+hornier
>>34908199To date, or just a plap?
>>34908207I like women who bite things
>>34908210I keep suggesting we should do an /atoga/ meet-up.
Women, would you rather fuck a hot woman with a meh personality or a sub-average nice guy?
>>34908212either
>>34908196What porn to femcel femgooners watch? I assumed they were the ao3 audience
>>34908199I'm already mixed so my babies with Chase Infiniti would probably be cuter
>>34908217ntaWe'd be too shy to chat up femanons irl
>>34908207I hate Edating because the last square never happens.
>>34908217Sounds like a great recipe for a mass killing. No thanks
>>34908217And where would you suggest it take place?
>>34908226That's fine I'm sure there is a nice femboy we could introduce you to>>34908230I doubt anyone here is that mentally unhinged.
>>34908217That's such a terrible idea
>>34908227I've got 3 friends who edated.One successfully made it to the last square after 4 years. They met on /r/gamerpals back when you could say "white guy looking for asian gamer girls to play overwatch with" The other two crash and burned hard. One guy was told by the girl "I don't want you to see me" a week before his flight to her hometown even though I knew both of them personally and assured the two of them that the other was trustworthy, I think she just wasn't over her ex at the end of the day. He ended up going sightseeing by himself for a week in her area and made the most of his time. The other was a girl and she married the guy then divorced him after he assaulted her. Awful stuff.
State gender: would you fuck a femboy?
>>34908232My backyard?
>>34908217if it ever happens it's gonna be the most awkward meetup ever
>>34908239MWould and have
>>34908241There will be name tags. Just to increase the awkwardness
>>34908239MI think it's better as a fantasy. Because at the end of the day he's going to look and smell and feel like a guy and anal sex is gross and dangerous.
>>34908238>One successfully made it to the last square after 4 years.Bruh, by two I'd have peaced out.
What compels a woman to take her shoe(s) off when I ask her how tall she is
>>34908217We have at least three guys that post repeatedly about rape. So unless they get ganked at the door, it's a no for me.
>>34908253What compels you to ask a woman how tall she is in the first place?
>>34908135>"AT LEAST IT'S BIGGER THAN YOURS AYO!!!"or>"hey at least you make up for it with your big clit"
>>34908256I like learning how short they are, she's 5'3" btw
>>34908222I think Chase is more attractive, but she's in handmaid's tale, so she might have a lower opinion of males. So I'd date Sadie, (she's also my age).
>>34908253For demonstration purposes
>>34908254I mean how would you even know if they showed up?
>>34907839kek, okay dicklet life doesn't work that way. what insane cope
>>34908256also I have a small crush on her
I need a Haruhi who'll look at me like Haruhi looks at me
Men with big meats and muscular bodies
>>34908268I'm a twink with a big meat
>>34908135"Your mom would say otherwise"
I miss tits
>>34908270How big and how twink?
>>34908233Implying you're not nice?
>>34908262I can smell it.
>>34908199Chase infiniti one million percent although my normal type is pale women but she's just too fine
>>34908261nice
>>34908268Being a hard gainer sucks.
>>34908202Did you make the pie? Never heard of a tomato pie before>>34908217I'd check it out if it's in a public spot
>>34908276Implying there will be plenty of options
>>34908135I don't think I'd be able to hold back a smile.>>34908199Never heard of them, but Chase is very pretty.
>>34908274>I miss titsSame. They might be the softest thing in all of existence, nothing I can think of even comes close.
>>34908281How public?Like what if we rented out an event space.
>>34908239i wouldn't be opposed to it, but at the same time a lot of them are really weird. i've met and spoken with some and even kissed one, but he was so fucking unsettling.
>>34908268I got the big meat but need to work on the muscles. I do chin ups and push ups at home so I'm not a twig but I wanna start going to the gym soon, do some cardio and lift weights
>>34908288Nah fuck that I'm down for a cafe or a park
>>34908268Hey
>>34908288NTA. It'd need to be in a place with a few cops
>>34908293You don't think there will be a few undercover at the event already?
>>34908238>after 4 years.thats more of a cautionary tale than a success story
>>34908293I don't think that'd help. Some of these freaks would definitely be the sort to follow people home.
>>34908292Heyyyyyy
>>34908296MNetanyahu
>>34908303Gayyyy.Only femanon is allowed to ask him to get shot in the neck in public.
>>34908291>CafeI mean that might work unless everyone hates coffee>ParkProbably the best option. Do it in Central Park. Might have a few people show up
>>34908297that's not how raids workone undercover cop commits arson and then the national guard teargasses everyone, the spooks decap and extradite the ringleaders, the rioters riot, the politicians make hay and put a plaque on the site with their name on it, then you go to status quo and repeat ad infinitum
>>34908301I was assuming people would fly out
>>34908302What do you wanna rub first
>>34908308Follow back to hotels or wherever they're staying, then.
>>34908305That's not what I meant, glowposter
State sexWhat are you doing to celebrate Cirno Day?
Foids, if I told you this was one of the male jurors that supported NGRI for Lindsay Clancy, does this make him more fuckable? What's that posture though Bro!
Only 2 days until the 25th anniversary of 9/11, truly the greatest example of what a few guys with some gumption can accomplish in this world.
>>34908313Cirno?
Moids! Fucking explain yourself here! This is absolutely assault and you should be ashamed of yourselves that one of you would do this!
>>34908314No. He's ugly as shit and looks exactly like the type of guy to bet on kalshi or polymarket.
>>34908314I'm afraid feminism doesn't compensate good bois
>>34908308Who in their right mind would pay for a flight just for an atoga meetup? The only people who would show up are the ones everyone was hoping wouldn't.
>>34908319Ah, the bots activated
serious question: if a girl has a outie pussy with her labia hanging out does it really mean she has been fucked by a lot of guys?
>>34908323We could have a panel lined up of all your favourite namefags
>>34908325You suck dick don't you?
>>34908135Dump her. She's either been on the cock carousel too many times, or has no idea and she thought up this lame shit test. Either way, she's self-disqualified.
what if men had a big chest instead of women and women were flat instead of men, wouldnt that be funny
>>34908323Korra will foot the bill
>>34908327Bro for her labia to get stretched out like that she has to have taken a lot of fucking cock. More cock than any pussy should ever be expected to handle.
>>34908327Nah.Puberty hormones made it meaty and purple as fuck before a man ever looked at it let alone put a dick in it.
>>34908327No. That's genetics.You cannot physically gape yourself like that to produce labia.And I'll give you one more:Some women that have long labia start losing them with menopause.
>>34908330Not anymore, age has taken my flexibility away.
>>34908332flat women exist you know?
>>34908248>>34908299They were two giga hikki autists meant for each other. One was in NYC the other in Seattle. They'd just play games and watch movies together in discord all. the. time. Flew out and took each other's virginities (both of them were 27). She moved in with him after 4 years, but they would travel to see each other 6 times in the last year of long distance. Sure it was slower than most would hope, but it was cute and I'm glad it worked out.
>>34908338They're not quite women
I think it's perfectly okay for female teachers to fuck their teenage male students. Change my mind.
>>34908341yes they are, they are the superior women
>>34908281yeah, its very good! look it up! its savory.
>>34908327No. I took my ex's virginity when we were 19, and her pussy looks exactly the same at 30.
>>34908268>Men with big meats and muscular bodiesThe least important meat size is the one between their legs. Tiny penis is one thing, but tiny calves cannot be forgiven.
>>34908327No
Women, do you prefer the hood on or pulled back?
>>34908318yeah bitchRaise them 9s
>>34908350Ripped off
>>34908327Couldn't one look at pornstars that've been in the business a long time to prove or disprove this?
how come there are so many words for vagina like pussy, coochie, poon, punani, cooter, snatch, fanny, and a million others yet for penis it's just dick and cock ?
>>34908345>The Southern tomato pie is a tomato dish from the Southern United States. It consists of a pie shell with a filling of tomatoes (sometimes with basil or other herbs), covered with a topping of grated cheese mixed with either mayonnaise or a white sauceIs this right? Are you a southerner? Did you do it with mayo?
>>34908327Pussies have types naturally.
>>34908358Sounds like white trash deep dish.
>>34908358Never seen it or even heard of it in the south personally.
>>34908357Schlong, Willy, John Thomas, Knob, Bellend, Wiener, Johnson, Wang.
>>34908121Gary and ENTJ.>>34908192This is how my ex reacted when I used to call him babydick. He was 7-inches.>>34908217I would not come.>>34908239No.>>34908350Both have their own appeal.>>34908355Sometimes Ill go anon and pretend to be pro-circumcision because it triggers the moids. I prefer uncut though.
Guys, what would you rate her 1-10? Also is she bangable? Can she get it from you?
>>34908368I just like typing antiboner material to horny questions sometimes.
>>34908369I need her to ruin my life 2bh
>>34908368Are you into sph, or just a size queen?
>>34908369me personally, no. idk i just dont like her face
>>34908369Yo what's that outfit Bro! What the fuck is she wearing? She looks like Harley Quinn's retarded younger sister.
>>34908352
>>34908371This is a very good tactic.>>34908373No, I linked the wrong reply. I meant to link this one >>34908143. It was a joke and he laughed.
>>34908368>I would not comeWhat if we find a blond surfer douche with a fat schlong to chaperone you?
>>34908358yeah but ew to mayo. we use mozzarella and ricotta, a little cream, thats it.
>>34908360How do i find one that prefers nerdy guys?
>>34908381I mean there’s nerdy and then there’s so shy that she gets nothing out of it.
i feel very domesticated and i want to undomesticate myself
>>34908379Hm. I prefer sweet men, not douchebags. Do I really mention blonds so often? Theyre just so pretty. Like angels...>>34908384Why? Isnt domestication a good feeling? I want a live-in boyfriend.
>>34908378>It was a joke and he laughedWhy is that funny? If he said your ass was flat would you laugh too? Maybe it's a you had to be there thing
>>34908385>Isnt domestication a good feelingIf you're a woman yeah
>>34908385You fucking suck dick, don't you?
Muscle recovery is so lame. I wish I could workout whenever I wanted to the point of exhaustion, sleep and continue.
>>34908385Maybe not. I'm the anon who told you aussie blokes are busted.
>>34908391aren't doms more facesitters than blowjobbers?
>>34908380looks like deepdish pizza
>>34908388Nta, it really just depends on the tone and intent. Also, chicks sometimes like to test insecurity so that they can keep feeling safe under the strength of their man.
>>34908392tart cherrymagnesiumit is completely preposterous supplementslop but this worked for me. implausible. I have no idea. yes it is bullshit. but here we are.
>>34908388If he said my ass was flat I would laugh because I have a lovely hourglass. He laughed because it was obviously ridiculous to say someone with a 7" dick has a micropenis.>>34908397There was no malintent. We teased eachother often. Still do.>>34908393A terrible shame, really. I find the accent very attractive.>>34908391I would never do that.>>34908394I would never do that.
>>34908392You can for the most part unless you are pushing yourself to actual exhaustion. For example, it’s not like you need to take rest days when you fork bales of hay all day.
Foids, please help me out here. What rights do moids have that foids don't?
femanons have you given up your pussy for a man you regret? whats the story
>>34908402The Military DraftSelective Service: Men aged 18 to 25 must register for the Selective Service System.Women's Exemption: Women are not legally required to register for the draft. Legal and Constitutional Status Equal Rights Amendment: The U.S. Constitution does not contain an explicit amendment that guarantees equal rights based on sex.Equal Protection: Courts use the 14th Amendment to protect against sex discrimination, but it is not written directly into the text for gender equality (https://equalitynow.org/news/news-and-insights/why-womens-rights-are-vulnerable-in-america/)Areas of Ongoing Legal and Social DebateBodily Autonomy: Following the overturn of Roe v. Wade, several states restrict abortion access and certain reproductive healthcare options for women. Men do not face equivalent state-mandated restrictions on their medical procedures. [1] (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskFeminists/comments/xovnff/what_rights_in_the_united_states_do_men_have_that/), [2] (https://www.quora.com/What-rights-do-men-have-that-women-dont-in-America), [3] (https://equalitynow.org/news/news-and-insights/why-womens-rights-are-vulnerable-in-america/)Family Law: Some men's advocates argue that men face systemic disadvantages in family courts regarding child custody and child support, though these are social and judicial trends rather than written legal privileges.(https://www.quora.com/What-rights-do-men-have-that-women-dont-have-Are-there-any-Do-men-have-more-rights)Lazy and uneducated bait get's AI review.
>>34908402So wait she froze up and went into the infamous Zoomer stare. You just pull back the mask and there is nothing there. Just wires and circuitry.
>>34908392And then you get rhabdomyolysis
>>34908405I don't think men have more right to an abortion than women do
I don't really care about the discourse, but podcasts are low IQ.
>>34908405Transmen that are capable of becoming pregnant, are subject to the same abortion access restrictions, no more rights, no less than women.
>>34908253bump
>>34908402Lel at old and ugly roasties trying to put down a beautiful girl with facts and logic. They're all women, their """intelligence""" doesn't matter, only their looks.
Womenis your man demanding a DNA test after birth relationshil ending breach of trust?
>>34908419A paternal dna test doesn't require a sample from the mother you moron.
>>34908421Laws are kinda fickle. There’s a lot of places where it’s a crime to dna test a child without the mother’s consent, no matter who is on the birth certificate.
>>34908415I wanna press my pelvis into her butt while one had is on her waist and the other is moving up her torso to her boobs, and I'd kiss her neck too
>>34908424Looks like ai to me bro
>>34908402>What rights do moids have that foids don't?In the US on a federal level, none on paper. The issue is how the laws are interpreted and enforced. And much of that comes down to old, misogynistic men being in power. >>34908408They're onlyfans models because the host is double digit IQ who literally gets owned by women everytime they can string together a sentence without speech disfluencies every third word. >>34908419>is your man demanding a DNA test after birth relationshil ending breach of trust?No, because I get wanting the reassurance, but it's still hard not to interpret that as "I can't trust you not only to not cheat, but also to lie about it and the potential paternity of this child you spent nine months carrying and just pushed out if your vagina."
>>34908428>the host is double digit IQ who literally gets owned by women everytime they can string together a sentence without speech disfluencies every third word.This.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqIHyya34yY
the collective consciousness shifted massively about 21 hours ago. we collectively realized that we are all one consciousness.
>>34908106brown girls can be hot, but i still prefer white. european girls look more attractive overall. in every way.
>>34908427It's way older than ai
>>34908135I don't care. I know it's above average.
>>34908431Castizas are where it's at
>>34908423They literally sell at home paternity test kits.
>>34908402That first one is a tranny right?
I want to play Baldur's gate 3 but god damn it that game never goes on sale. I'm not paying $60 for the bear sex game.
>>34908437Tranny schizo is that you?
>>34908429tfw no big titty misandrist gf
>>34908439No, I don't think femanons are trannies, it's just that jawline/brow
>>34908438>buying games
>>34908434the more european the better. but i think i like pale girls the most, especially blondes. brunette is alright as well. asians can be pale, but it's the features. european/white features are more attractive in my opinion.
>>34908447I like to have it on my steam account.
>>34908448>the more european the better. but i think i like pale girls the most, especially blondesYou should date BV
>yeah so last week I fucked this guy and everyone knows about it haha it's so silly I "scored" woohoo>there's also this other guy that keeps sending me gifts and stuff and he keeps texting me, he was worried about the whole thing haha>btw anon I'm kinda lonely and I'm going to end up dying alone I just know it What leads to this line of thinking? Motherfucker...
>>34908453Isn't she like 40? I've never gotten a straight answer on this.
>GenderWhat's the longest break you've taken from atoga?
>>34908428What legal issues do women face?Men get harsher punishmentsMen get judged harsher in the mediaWhat exactly do you want exactly?
>>34908452Why? Like 15 years ago you could pirate games for an offline steam account.
>>34908455Her BMI is yeah
>>34908455I have no idea
I went to Trader Joe's today with my pregnant wife and toddler sitting in the cart. The market was full of tons of hot zoomer girls in workout gear. Most of them kept glaring at me when I walked past pushing the cart with my kid but it wasn't like they were checking me out- they looked pissy and angry. Do zoomer girls just hate dads and kids. Were they trying to meangirl me because they could sense I didn't belong in libtard Trader Joe's? It was weird vibes
>>34908463As shit as this bait is, some femanon will still fall for it
MoidsWould you wrap me in a blanket and kiss me goodnight?
>>34908428women cheat and make men take care of their ONS bastards literally all the time, I don't give a shit about your feefees if I'm about to be on the hook for 18 years
>>34908457M. 5 years.>>34908465Sure, but I need some of the blanket too.
>>34908380That sounds pretty good, I'd try it. Do you have a southern accent
>>34908465You’re not going to fall asleep in my lap on the couch while i watch tv?
>>34908464It's not bait. It was a really weird experience to have that many random snooty zoomer girls glaring at me for shopping at a supermarket and now I'm looking for an explanation.
>>34908465A blanket? In THIS heat? I'm a moid, not a moiderer.
>>34908419No
>>34908135eat her out and do a really good job and then tell her I'm never talking to her again because she's mean
>>34908472If it’s not bait, then they’re legit jealous. The anger comes from being confronted with what the desperately want subconsciously, but it’s at odds with what they’ve been taught and are inundated with normally. You and what you have is what they are supposed to hate, but desire most.
>>34908465Yes, I'd kiss your forehead and pet your head and stroke your hair
>>34908453I'm not accepting applications.
>>34908476You give your dog treats when it misbehaves.
Women if your best friend was going through a long dry spell would you do the right thing and share your boyfriend with her?
>>34908477Ok, that's weird. I misinterpreted it as them being mad that me and my kid were infiltrating their trendy market libtard zone- even though it was just a gay super market chain. Ty
>>34908485If I had a friend like that. But I don't, so no.
>>34908488And I absolutely do not want my friends boyfriends nor husbands.
>>34908135>I'm a grower, give me a min
Interesting time capsule here.https://www.metafilter.com/10034/Plane-crashes-in-to-the-word-trade-center
>>34908487Here’s a parallel kind of anger/frustration…ever been the only sober one around a group of users/addicts when they’re getting drunk or high?
>>34908135OOOOHLook at miss deep dish over here
>>34908485I picked my best friend because she makes me look better standing beside me. I'd better be right in my assessment
>>34908480the point is you take the treats away forever afterward
>>34908492Ok this makes sense, ty
>>34908463Happens all the time with us. Are you a mixed race couple?
>>34908495That’ll sure teach the mind that only internalizes actions-results in the moment…
men, why are u so complicated
Genderif Adolf Hitler asked you to be his top guywhat would you do?
>>34908502Because we are human just like you
>>34908106M or FDo you have any type of muscle memory that you just do without thinking about it?
You know what I noticed?Women started hating on the Inde chick once men started liking herWomen started hating on Sydney Sweeney once men started liking herWomen continue liking Zendaya because straight men do not like herwhy is it like that?
>>34908503Most his top guys met terrible ends. Nope
>>34908499women aren't stupid they're evil and devious
>>34908505M, I tend to snap and clap as I walk around. I also sway side to side slightly when I'm standing. I'll also spin a pen between my fingers or tap my fingers when I'm idle. At this point I think showering has become automatic as well
>>34908497Yeah, it’s one of the ways you can know their beliefs and lifestyle is bullshit…it’s because it’s not righteous. And i don’t mean ‘righteous’ morally, i mean internally. You’re kinda right about you invading their space, it’s just that their worldview is so fragile that when they see something normal, it makes them angry.
>>34908399>I would never do that.Damn, I guess I need to start letting women know it's a requirement up front.
>>34908505Mwhen we were kids Assassins Creed just came out and we became massive fans. I started curling my ring finger up to make it look like its missing.I still do it automatically to this day when I'm just walking around or not using my left hand. and its been like 19 years
>>34908199sink
>>34908428Which onlyfans model should a sapiosexual fap to?
>>34908509From the point of view of a man they are evil and devious, because men see things rationally. Women, on the other hand, are indulgent and have no grounding other than their emotions, which have no standard of rationality.What you think is women being devious, is actually just them acting emotionally in the moment.
>>34908199>beautiful pale redhead vs a nappy headgee anon, what a hard decision
>>34908503What year would this be in?
>>34908505I press my cruise control on button a lot.
>>34908392this is what steroids are for
>>34908505When i was a little kid, i used to try to stand like a flamingo. Now, even decades later, if i’m standing for a bit, i’ll prop my foot up against my thigh just above the knee.
Men, would you be happy or sad if all women had their vocal cords removed?
>>34908453isn't she an evil bitch
>>34908527Very, very sad. I love talking to women and hearing them out
>>34908516Based, I was Altair for Halloween in 2008.Sad to see how far its fallen.
>>34908509>>34908519Both are wrong. Women are the female gender of the planet's top species- evolved monkeys. They're selfish because there's long term benefits. If it were indulgent and degenerate, they stop existing in anything but the short term.It's rational because their winning conditions are different from men's. Men can't wrap their heads around it because they would not be able to work as women.
>>34908527you just gave me a great story idea
>>34908505MRubiks cube
>>34908527makes no difference to me
Damn. Her Ex must have been a fucking Chad for her to stay with him for so long? She probably still gets wet thinking about him.
>>34908534You didn't answer though.
>Women can smell when you’ve been jerking off they just don’t necessarily understand it as suchfoids is this true?
>>34908399>A terrible shame, really. I find the accent very attractiveMaybe Afrikaners could be your backup since they're blond as fuck, and the accents sound kinda similar.
>>34908527Sad, I love women's voices.
>>34908498We're both white and in shape, I'm tall she's short>>34908512I need to move my family out of this libtard shithole state yesterday
>>34908210>>34908217a few years ago there was a /atoga/ meetup at Niagara Falls.
>>34908539Nope. Just get someone naive and fatherless enough. Girls put up with a lot because they don't know there's better.
>>34908539>if crocodile tears had a faceHer father knew exactly the type of raging violent cunt she is, considering one of those happened on a trip with her family.
>>34908539>pitbullsYeah, I already know what type of woman this is.
>>34908541it would be funny at first, but i'd want them to be able to talk
>>34908543Yes.
>Babe that’s just my friend who gives me boners I can’t block her
>>34908543I mean, they can tell when you’re not pestering them as much for sex.
>>34908494Damn, women really do be like that
>>34908543Yeah and I can smell when men have had gay sex too. Because it's like you take the douche and pour it ontop of your head and then fingerpaint shit all over each other.
Hey /atoga/ check out my thread it is a very good thread>>>/a/290772817
>>34908568The glowies are sniffing you.
should i meet a random guy off soc? what are the chances i'll get murdered?
>>34908570Assuming you’re a guy, does craigslist just not exist anymore?
>>34908570Just meeting, or Meeting to get fucked?
>>34908573Who the hell meets up in person besides to fuck?
>>34908573meet and fuck kingdom
Women, if you had to choose between having a pixie cut, side shave, wolf cut, French bob, or hime cut, which would you choose?
>>34908574Several anons claim to have>>34908576Then it should be at a hotel
>>34908572>>34908573im a girl and yeah to fuck obviously
>>34908505FFriendship bracelets. Not the patterns but the knots themselves, and braiding.When I was a kid/teen I basically always had embroidery floss on me and if I didn't have a table to tape it to I'd loop it around one of my toes and work on it wherever.
>>34908579Then why not just use the myriad of “dating” sites that can let you choose who to fuck the same way guys look up porn?
>>34908579>>34908578Addendum to what I said here: you can ask the front desk to call the room at a certain time
>>34908580Anyone remember hemp braclets?
>>34908579You should meet with an atoga anon instead
>>34908577I already have a pixie, or close enough to it, maybe slightly more masculine than you're thinking. I shaved the side of my head once at like 2 in the morning in highschool. I think wolf cuts are really cool but I don't want long hair again and don't think it'd work well with my texture it'd be really flat unless I spent a bunch of time styling it every time.
>>34908584dont shit where you eat
FoidsWhy are so you evil?
>>34908583They go so well with your drug rug.I never made those, too scratchy on the sides of my fingers, and I think they peaked before I really got into it.
>>34908581im intimidated by men and finding someone off this site who will inherently understand/better tolerate my awkwardness and tistic behavior seems easier.>>34908582i didn't know that, that's pretty cool. i assumed i would be going directly to their homes
>>34908590Are you a virgin?
>>34908587nu uh im not evil
any atoga women look like this? I am not asking for much, a mid woman like her and i will happily wife her up
>>34908570I wouldn't recommend it because every time I've tried it it's either been meh or "oh boy what did I get myself into" but like, you probably will get to have sex and not get murdered. I just can't guarantee it'll be an enjoyable experience.
>>34908579I bet it was either the bwc thread, or the "fucked up fetish" one
>>34908579Which thread did you meet in?
>>34908590>im intimidated by men and finding someone off this site who will inherently understand/better tolerate my awkwardness and tistic behavior seems easier.You can filter that much easier by messaging with a bunch of dating site guys than just crossing your fingers and hoping that one /soc/ hookup is going to be the awkward nerd autist you are hoping for.
>>34908569u jelly?
>>34908594I don't think any femanons have fake tits
>>34908135stick it in her ass. See if she still thinks its small then
>>34908593You especially are the most evil. why?what did whimsical nice guys ever do to you to deserve this?
>>34908572>does craigslist just not exist anymore?Did you forget about the FBI nuking the meet up page about 10 years ago?
>>34908603i have done nothing evil in my whole life
>>34908597It was probably the fat guy threads. Lmao
>>34908601i dont like fake tits anyway. im happy with natural D cups
>>34908604I guess so lol.
How easily should I get hard at 27?Mental imagery: 2 minutes with light touches to go from unaroused to sex-ready. Usually I have some performance anxiety with women and it takes me longer.
>>34908590>>34908599But really, if you are looking for a certain dynamic and certain understanding…fetlife might be what you want.
>>34908610Meditate, the same way some monks can raise their body temperature on command to dry towels but instead it’s about getting hard
>>34908605You deny your misdeeds but I know the troof
>>34908610man i was gonna ask the same thing. i am actually worried i've fkd up my dick from jerking off too much. i remember as a teen i would go from soft to hard within seconds. it takes longer now
>>34908344flatties can be fun, but you cant feed your children on that.
>>34908603I personally love a whimsical nice guy. Every other whimsical nice guy is trash unfortunately.
>>34908613Aren't you supposed to not think about shit when you meditate.Moreover, you not giving a verdict while giving advice tells me I have a problem.
>>34908610Be more specific. Are you saying that you’re limp when trying to stick it in on the first go?
>>34908592no but my body count is 1. i want more sexual experience. im certainly not naive or at least i hope im not>>34908595noted, hearing other people's experiences helps. did you travel far? meet in public first? hotel or house?>>34908596>>34908597i haven't posted in a thread yet, but id prioritize proximity so probably a location based one. i think it's a fair assumption that a girl looking for no strings attached sex will attract someone>>34908599i guess that's true, maybe i can find a way to configure my profile to signal the type of person i am. idk
>>34908616Boobs grow during pregnancy. They're at least a cup bigger when it's time to feed the kid and can get even bigger if the kid has a big appetite because the milk supply is on a positive feedback loop.
>>34908615I'm too in my head, too self-conscious. I think it's not coming fast enough, which causes some stress, making it worse.And when I have a good flow with my strokes, my mind says "OH YOURE HAVING A GOOD TIME HUH? COOOOOM COOOM NOW!"
>>34908619No, I'm hard when I start, but to go from limp, shrivelled and flaccid to sex-ready can take two minutes when I use my imagination. With an real foid it can take longer because of performance anxiety. Even though she's naked and stuff.
>>34908600No. Lmao.
>>34908428>but it's still hard not to interpret that as "I can't trust you not only to not cheat, but also to lie...Most men arent intelligent enough to be able to determine which women are trustworthy & which arent, hence they regularly get the table run on them.Its at the point everyone should get paternity tests to save the dupes a world of hurt.The lying mothers should be stoned & their children gifted to Poseidon.
>>34908620> i guess that's true, maybe i can find a way to configure my profile to signal the type of person i am. idkYou’re just going to have the opposite issue as guys….too many options instead of too few. Look, if you only want a one-night-stand, most of the guys you match with will be good for that. Your quirkiness really won’t matter.But if you’re wanting a connection, and for someone to embrace your oddities for a longer term, especially if you want to be certain of that before fucking for the first time….then you’re going to have to chat with a lot of guys and feel it out.
is it over if i am turning 27 soon and i have never had a gf? honest answers please guys and gals
>>34908502>men, why are u so complicatedYou expect us to solve all your problems. That dont come easy.
>>34908618>aren’t you supposed to not think when you meditateWrong, there’s different styles of meditation>I have a problemNah it’s normal as you age, Pete Davidson has a stand up bit on it
It has happenedI've become a cargopantsmaxxerthey're so practical
>>34908633Yuck. Just buy a purse.
>>34908630Really? Never?
>>34908634ATTENTION ATOGAA FAT PIG IS TRYING TO TALK ME OUT OF CARGOPANTS
>>34908623You’ve got nothing to worry about bro. You just said that you can will yourself into an erection in your mind. Don’t worry about the performance anxiety making it take longer. You’re not a stripper. For example, i learned that “lasting” doesn’t even actually mean lasting for the first time. It’s how many times you can get hard again with…encouragement. Sex is a fun, mutual activity. Chicks are nervous too. Just have fun and worry less. The most important thing is to have fun. (If she’s having fun with you, won’t that make you enjoy it more? Realize that it’s the same for her.)
>>34908633Sling bag is way more practical and you don’t have a bunch of shit jangling in your pockets
>>34908506Sydney Sweeney & Zesty Zendy are both trash. ig they seemingly appeal to opposites, but both have nothing but their looks & a bad attitude.
>>34908579Are you into big dicks?
>>34908635yep. never
>>34908506>Inde chickWho?
>>34908636
>>34908615its most likely mental. Everytime you mansterbate you lie to your little marshall. He desires a truthful existence.
State gender.Ted Kaczynski's brother (and his wife) realized that Ted was the Unabomber after reading the manifesto. Nobody else, not even the police, knew.His brother ultimately ratted him out to the feds. Would you have done the same? If not, why not?
>>34908646Yes.
>>34908626i appreciate the advice. i definitely am more convinced to try dating apps first despite how nervous they make me>>34908640i mean... yes.. my ex boyfriend was quite small, which, i understand it's not always about the size but it was unfulfilling
>>34908644how fitting that you decided to use an obese man to represent you
>>34908618>Aren't you supposed to not think about shit when you meditate.I read a good interpretation that says basically all modern interpretations of meditation are wrong.Buddhas insight was to accept your reality. Feel & accept everything as it comes to you, not trying to alter it.
>>34908643
>>34908642What about the girls that asked you out or showed interest?
>>34908610does anyone here feel like their D doesnt get 100% hard? i feel like unless i am super horny and haven't ejaculated in some time, my D only gets like 85% hard. is this normal??
>>34908637Well alright, thanks. It's a relief to know, most people just dodge the question entirely. My refractory period can be pretty long, an hour or two, less if I really try (and I mean REALLY try, like blasting porn). Unfortunately the woman I've been with wanted only one round and wanted jackhammering, a combination which didn't work for my benis.
>>34908634Hell yeah, my decision to get a crossbody bag has been vindicated. Officially better than cargo pants.
>>34908630>honest answers please guys and galsHonest answers yes, but let me qualify it.Its too late for you to have a normal life, that is loong gone years ago.Its not too late for you to have a different life. And different can mean better but it almost always means harder.
>>34908654Normal
>>34908630Have you even asked a woman out?
Women, do you expect of men to hit on you and make themselves available for rejection if you give them "signals"? Or does it give you the ick immediately if a guy shows interest and actually do something to get to know you, since it indicates that he is not already rolling in pussy and therefore not pre selected.
>>34908646MFuck noId get him out of the countryIf he refused to go then I'd think about it.
>>34908653i am really awkward. i have asked out 1 girl in my life she said no>>34908657so you're saying it's too late for me? i kinda feel like that too ngl. I dont really want to live like this anymore. i've kind of lost motivation to do anything. it's like i am a dead person in a living persons body
>>34908648You need to be okay with 5”+. If when you said small you meant smaller than that, then okay. Listen, i’ve been with girls who used 7-8” dildos and weren’t satisfied…but even just through online chat they discovered with me their orgasms when they went down to a 6. After 5-6”, it’s all in your mind, not your body.
>>34908648>i mean... yesIn that case I'll have to ask you to reconsider excluding us from consideration.
>>34908655Not every one is going to be fireworks. But every once in a while there’s chemistry. Don’t worry and get your nut. You’ll know when there’s mutual chemistry. The idea of being universally good in bed is a porn dream.
>>34908652Whoa! And why don't girls like her?
>>34908661M, I can answer.Eye contact is the signal.They absolutely expect you to make the move, and would rather die than do it themselves. > Or does it give you the ick immediately if a guy shows interest and actually do something to get to know you, since it indicates that he is not already rolling in pussy and therefore not pre selected.Your analysis is basically correct. they want you to play it casual. I can say no more because thinking about womens games makes me angry. Ive heard its not like this everywhere. In some countries people are more direct & straightforward.
>>34908664>so you're saying it's too late for me?I dont think you listened to what I said> I dont really want to live like this anymore. so dont. do something else. The Best way to change your life is change your location. Leave for a new world. I'll give you some advice that can help you in your journey. If anyone asks why your leaving or tries to talk you out of it, just stop listening to them.
>>34908646Bros before feds
>>34908669because she doesnt hate men and men like her back
do atoga moids enjoy smoothies or milkshakes more
>>34908677I will drink smoothies way more often but milkshakes give a higher peak in terms of satisfaction
>>34908665he was 5 or a little less than 5 and not girthy either.. i think 6 can work? i enjoy a spot stimulation a lot so in theory i think longer would be more satisfying>>34908667kind of another reason why i was considering soc, i can ask for stats up front and its not disrespectful or weird
>>34908649
>>34908677More of a milkshake guy. If I wanted to consume liquid fruity stuff, I'd just have Greek yogurt.
>>34908677smoothies
>>34908671>I dont think you listened to what I saidyou said i cannot live a normal life anymore which means it's too late. i dont want to be a 30 something man trying to woo girls, just not for me and at that age what the fuck will i even get? most women who are worth it are going to be taken. i am also not rich so cannot afford a house or start a family. i also need to deal with all the time i've lost and the trauma of missing out
>>34908680What would your ideal be?
>>34908675>because she doesnt hate menDo we actually know that?
>>34908620I'd be down if you want, I'm patient
>>34908670Yeah I don't get it. Women expect the man to take initiative, but the second you do you're needy and therefore unattractive. I get women clearly interested in me, then I simply don't know what to do because showing interest without actually showing interest is not possible. How the hell do you hit on a woman without hitting on her so she doesn't ick instantly?
>>34908680>so in theory i think longer would be more satisfyingYeah like i said, less than five is fine to want more. But really, wanting specific stimulation can become a mind trap. Because you keep wanting a thing that you think will give you what you want, but without even knowing what your body is capable ofLook, my best advice is to not chase orgasms. Just enjoy a man that you want being inside of you. Beyond that, is an exploration that takes a rare someone who knows how to unlock what your body is capable of. But even then, it’s not just the someone, it’s also how connected you are to him.
>>34908661>do you expect of men to hit on you and make themselves available for rejectionWomen expect men to catcall them when they're outside wearing a dress they feel is sexy enough. It's not logical but that is how many women think of men.>Or does it give you the ick immediately if a guy shows interest and actually do something to get to know you, since it indicates that he is not already rolling in pussy and therefore not pre selected.You're conflicting two different things. Women like male interest the same way men like female interest. Doing something to get to know me is a different matter completely. Women expect to be the ones in control of how fast the relationship goes (except Christians) so the guy asks for permission and she gives it or not. For a guy it looks like rejection.
>>34908690Yes, she's an ex fatty so she actually has a developed character. You can see it from her old streams
>>34908656
>Just spent 80 euros on new earbudsThe pair I have now lasted me 6 years and are dying. I know I use this shit daily but its still so much money
>>34908700wired ones are like 20 bucks, 30 if u need the headphone adapter
>>34908701I need wireless
>>34908702you want wireless, u dont need it
>>34908687probably 7 with porn star type of girth... thats not that realistic but you said ideal. it just seems like you can do everything with that size. when i was with my boyfriend it was limited with the positions we could do despite me being fairly thin and i wasn't able to be on top properly because it kept slipping out>>34908694that's good advice. due to my inexperience im just chasing after anything better and new i guess
>>34908705Careful for what you wish for on girth! I've heard it can make dicks "barely usable" too. And even if it is usable, you might wind up sore every time ya take it.
>>34908506Zendaya is what women imagine men want: super-model body.SS is what men actually want, a feminine body with big tits and ass.
>>34908705Was the sub 5 guy your first? Because wanting a thick 7 porn style seems like an imagination thing if that’s all you ever had. It’s not quite as enjoyable as you think first off, especially if you’re as petite as you’re claiming.
>>34908630I had my first gf at 28 and my slut phase at 34. It's not over.
>>34908703I need it for the gym and work
>>34908709>SS is what men actually want, a feminine body with big tits and ass.I don't trust her face.
I like women that are "substantial"
>>34908705Have you ever tried a bad dragon?
>>34908199>Sadie Sink>Chase InfinitiSadie Sink is my dream girl. She's just perfect. So beautiful. Always smiling and ready to laugh too.Chase, I can recognize as attractive, but not for me.
>>34908712My manslut phase ought to start in the last quarter of my 20s. What are women like in North Carolina? 6' North Yuro cumskin.
>>34908708i mean, i dont want like, monster can sized dick. i'll say maybe girth that's average for toys?>>34908710yes first and only. there's probably truth to that but i fail to see how my weight/height has to do with how well i can endure the size of the penis, it would depend on the size/length of the vaginal canal and sensitivity of the cervix. i don't feel any pain when my cervix is hit, only pleasure.
>>34908720My slut phase only started when I moved to a really big city.If you're not attractive enough for the apps (I guess you aren't if you're 27 and virgin) you need places to meet people.
>>34908722Not a virgin, 1 long-term gf under my belt, and I look good honestly, I'm just not the best socially.
>>34908721>i don't feel any pain when my cervix is hit, only pleasure.Can you describe yourself?
>>34908721>girth that's average for toys?Google says that's 5 inches of girth, which, yeah, shouldn't be too bad. In terms of real dicks that's 78th percentile. I've been told that 5.5 or 6 inchers are around the "this is my upper limit" point for some women.
>>34908721>i don't feel any pain when my cervix is hit, only pleasure.How would you know if you’ve only ever had sub 5? Look, i was with a short asian girl. She was by far no virgin. I didn’t find out until later because she never said anything, but every single time we fucked it hurt. And half the time it was slow and sensual. And i’m like 6.5+ thick.
Went and bought some hoodies at the new 24 hour Kmart near my house. I don't get why it's 24hrs, who goes to Kmart at 3am?
How do you know if a dick is thick or not?If you can't wrap your thumb and index finger around it is it thick?
My dick is only 5 inches girth, is it over
>>34908106This is why racism is stupid.
>>34908728you don't remember, but 24 hour stores used to be a staple of first world high trust societies.
>>34908731Gonna have to elaborate on that one in this context.
>>34908717no and i dont have an interest in those, they look scary>>34908724in what way>>34908726i have used a toy before, but things are different when attached to a person right? also during ovulation, the cervix moves lower down the vaginal canal and personally i'm able to reach it with my fingers
>>34908732They never had these in my country except in the city centre.
>>34908737well, y'know.
>>34908732>high trust societiesI cannot express how much I hate this meme phrase.
>>34908736>in what wayJust a general description about your features.
>>34908712you're probably not as awkward as me i guess. i have worked on my social skills but it just doesn't feel natural to me and i often run out of things to say.>>34908722i have a visible jawline, cheekbones, brunette hair, 185cm height so i dont think my looks have ever been my problem. it's just i am almost certainly autistic or adhd, and my parents ...like they never really gave a fuck about me ? I have like 0 relationship with my dad especially, never got along with him, which certainly messed me up i think. i kind of always was a ultra introverted recluse guy. i've never even had a close friend in my entire life lol
>>34908502>men>complicatedThat's a new one.
>>34908527Sad. There are some women whose voices I really enjoy.
>>34908736>also during ovulation, the cervix moves lower down the vaginal canal and personally i'm able to reach it with my fingersDarling, fucking hell, if that actually is your cervix, then the dick you’re talking about might literally kill you. But i’m just going to assume what’s more likely that you don’t know your own body. Which is fine.
>>34908748>But i’m just going to assume what’s more likely that you don’t know your own bodyntaThat's honestly most women
Women, would you fuck this guy?>>34908743>i have a visible jawline, cheekbones, brunette hair, 185cm heightDo you look like him?
>>34908749No shit. Fucking hell.
>>34908750Looks like a girl
Men how come you are so closed off
>>34908750Is that an ftm?
>>34908753Women don't like fat guys.
>>34908753My splooge looks like that
>>34908753Because you think we aren't masculine if we open up.
>>34908743You probably need heavy therapy because you're almost certainly just scaring girls away with how creepy/stupid/slow/autistic you come off when you talk to them.
>>34908734>Oh look, a person with different skin tone, surely they must be completely different from all the other people.
>>34908753Because I was made fun of as a kid so I learned not to speak to avoid attention and ridicule and so as an adult I've carried that with me.I do not speak to anyone unless someone speaks to me first.
>>34908761That's true though, why wouldn't they be
>>34908753>Men how come you are so closed offThe ick
>>34908742east asian mutt (two mixed ethnicity parents) 5' 3" 110lb. um? not sure what else. a man told me im above average in looks but he had yellow fever so i dont trust his judgement>>34908748during sexual arousal the vaginal canal elongates so it shouldn't be much of a problem
>>34908767Any white grandmothers?
>>34908757whats that gotta do with anythingalso many women do like fat guys
>>34908761As someone who grew up as a white minority and then interacted with indians through an indian girlfriend, not completely but still quite different.I still don't get your point though, if anything the meme shows that we think the same: We have our reservations by our own women and fetishize exotic women.
>>34908767Do you look similar to her?Do you get asked out often?>he had yellow fever so i dont trust his judgementAre you against dating guys with yellow fever?
>>34908751Definitely. That's why they need a 40 something dom daddy to show them what its capable of.
>>34908771Bruh, does any girl look like hummusnewt?
>>34908767>during sexual arousal the vaginal canal elongates so it shouldn't be much of a problemYour longest finger is at most 3 inches long. You say you’re 5’3”, 110 lbs so probably like 2.5-3 inches. If you’re touching your cervix, then a 7 inch cock will breach into your womb like 3-4 inches. That’s beyond hentai level shit.
>>34908774She kind of looks like the girl I see every time I go outside, so apparently yes, she's quite average looking.
>>34908772Don’t get started
>>34908135Laugh at that silly statement, slap her face playfully and fuck her harder.
>>34908767Was your bf asian?
>>34908771um, no. she looks wasian and i am full asian. she's also pear shaped and im more hourglass. i have been approached in public more than a few times. and actually no im open to it, but it's case by case. i guess that's not saying much since it's case by case for everyone.>>34908775the vaginal canal expands to ~6 inches and the cervix moves as well. also, it's not like hentai, the penis moves to either side of the cervix to what is called for fornix. the closeness of the cervix varies throughout the cycle. and on an actual person the positions typically don't bottom out. it seems like im unlikely to change your mind and that's fine, and i could be wrong. this is why id like to experience it for myself>>34908780vietnamese
>>34908781I want to give you cervix kisses with my cock.
>>34908753the world is cruel to those who dont
>>34908753>women appears to be into me>decide to show interest back>she icks immediatelyOn top , I'm a virgin so any woman gets an ick trump card she can pull and successfully sort me out no matter how far I get anyways.
>>34908753Women how come you and your holes are so open
I wanna die so bad you guys have no idea. I can't stand living like this as myself. Every day I fantasize about dying or killing myself and being reborn with a different hand. Idk how much longer I can do this
>>34908787What's wrong with your current hand?
>>34908789Short, ugly, disabled, retarded, untalented and uncreative, terribly boring, horrible at talking, no accomplishments no goals no ambitions, never had any, just drifted. I'm stuck, I can't live life being subpar in every way
>>34908753>Men how come you are so closed offBecause if I open up, people run away. I have internalized extremely aggressive and violent feelings and I keep my mouth shut for other people's sanity and safety.
>>34908791What kind of disability did you roll?
>>34908753Because my real self isn't fit for polite society.
>>34908791have you ever wished you were born a woman? not in a trans way
>>34908753I have non-attractive hobbies, I'm socially awkward and I never feel "right" approaching or talking to a woman in a flirtatious way. The fact that I even had a gf is a miracle.
>>34908793Motor/coordination, I could never play sports, catch or throw things, drop and bump into shit constantly, my typing and balance are terrible, and general intellectual disability. I never graduated high school. >>34908796No I just wish I was a better man
>>34908753I fucking wish I could open up in a way that I want to. I want to destroy I want to smash everything with a weapon, I want to howl a gutteral scream into an abyss, I want to find an enemy and decimate that enemy, I have so much bloodlust, hate, pain and fury to unload but society says that's not allowed.
>>34908802Fuck, that's a tough way to live man. You do have it hard I'll admit that, probably few people understand your perspective. It must be terribly lonely and also annoying listening to people tell you the same tired advice even though they never walked a mile in your shit, huh?
>>34908787Please keep fighting, bro.
>>34908753I'm not.I'm quite extroverted.
>>34908750kinda our bonestructure is very similar but my face is more manly and i have a stubble. anyway, he is better looking than me>>34908760correct, but i dont think i scare girls away. they just get weirded out by me. like something inside them clicks once they talk with me that this guy is not "normal". i dont think i've ever scared a girl off
>>34908802>Motor/coordination, I could never play sports, catch or throw things, drop and bump into shit constantly, my typing and balance are terrible, and general intellectual disability. I never graduated high school.do you atleast get government gibs?
I wish I was a cat so that a woman would cuddle and pet me...
>>34908786Blame my bf. He's ruthless.
>>34908770>if anything the meme shows that we think the same>We have our reservations by our own women and fetishize exotic women.We think the same, and the women turn out to be the same. Which is exactly my point. Otherising people (poisitively or negatively, exoticising or villifying) because they look a bit different from you is dumb.
>>34908819You are consensually allowing his penis to abuse you.
It's been a while atoga
>>34908828Isn't that what sex is all about?
>>34908806It is, I've stopped asking for advice because nobody has anything to say most of the time, I get aired a lot, and at the end of the day what can you really do. And I can't open up to anyone irl about it either obviously. I just feel stuck and like I'm missing out more than anything else >>34908807Not really fighting anymore >>34908815Not a lot but yeah
>>34908827Ah, the moids are bad as usual.Never ask a white supremacist the race of his gf.Never ask a brown woman her opinion on brown men.
>>34908833Unfortunately.
So I've been thinking just how cringe it is women can give birth at 48
>>34908836Now you're just being dumb.
>>34908840I prefer cynically experienced. I grew up around brown people. I'm a racist yet I've been in an interracial relationship.
>>34908835>I just feel stuck and like I'm missing out more than anything elseI think it's because you are stuck and you are missing out. Not sure if I have it as hard as you or not, but I got a condition as well that means I need to avoid extreme physical activities lest my organ fails and dies. Fucking sucks seeing other dudes get muscles easily, and go to the gym and lift weights. I had to remain scrawny and weak and there's nothing I can do about it except feel like a frail mutant next to guys my own age, or even guys younger than me look and perform more consistently and competently than I can. It's humiliating. Do you struggle with feeling humiliated too?
>>34908837I don't think I mind it anymore. I think all the sex we have has been slowly replacing my sensitivity and obsession with comfort with a vague need for full bodied pain.
>>34908817Why not wish you were a dog, then?
>>34908753opening up has never really paid off
>>34908843And this is why only dominant and violent men are favored for sex.
>>34908106Holy shitttt is OP image actually something that brown women believe? What level of cope is that lmfao?
I really want to kill myselfI'm lamenting the fact that I was ever bornDisgusting fucking freak
>>34908851people who want to kill themselves don't make posts like this.
>>34908505FWriting. When I'm writing in my journal sometimes i get distracted but my hand is still on autopilot and i end up autocompleting the sentence with words that make sense but werent what i was trying to write
>>34908849He doesn't mean to be violent. It's just that there's only so much he can so to mitigate the difference in our physicality. He's as gentle as he can be.I guess he's pretty dominant, though. I'm tired of arguing otherwise and being told "um actually him wanting you to sit on his face is him being super dominant also etc etc".
>>34908842>lest my organ fails and diesWhat condition, is it a heart thingI feel the same way mostly like a cockroach near other people. I'm short and skinny and have a weird voice and I feel completely out of place among my peers, I never had many friends but I haven't hung out with them irl in a long time because it makes me feel like shit standing next to them. They're all young men and I'm whatever I am, I miss when we were all kids and more alike. I really envy dudes with normal bodies >Do you struggle with feeling humiliated too?All the time, I get mogged by literal teenagers constantly. And don't even get me started on women, getting a gf is just a fantasy at this point, I feel almost bad for them when they have to perceive me. It's very damning knowing you'll never be the masculine ideal and they'll never lust after you, just indifference or disgust. But none of them have to look at me here
>>34908846Eww.
>>34908855>>34908843You sound like a miserable person.Or a man LARPing as a woman.
>>34908861pretty sure that's
>>34908852yeah well i ruined my life and its only a matter of fucking time
>>34908861I am pretty miserable this morning. I'm not feeling well and have a lot of work to do today, I don't even want to get out of bed.
>>34908861That's obviously JH
>>34908866in case I wasn't obvious, I don't care, Anon, I was prompting you to stop posting and move to a remote forrest.
What did people use in antiquity to take care of their beards?
>>34908121none of the ones still around are even worth hating, it's sterile
>>34908870yeah well get fucked, still replied
Ngl I don't blame women for being whores. Like put yourself in their shoes, you can either settle for some nice guy betabuxxer doofus who you're only somewhat attracted to and you will have a stable but very boring life, or you can get your swollen wet pussy rekt and manhandled by hung masculine men every single day and get free drugs like cocaine and you'll probably never really suffer any drawbacks for doing this.
>>34908871Pumice stones
>>34908873I was agreeing with you, Anon, is that not what you wanted?You should do it, you should stop posting and go do it.
>>34908871Fat emulsions.
>>34908876no what you don't get is that replying is going to invite further replies so if you really dont care and want me to die youll ignore me like the sack of shit i am but youre just looking for low hanging fruit
>>34908879so you were just larpingalways the larps with the whining and crying.oh well
>>34908880that was a pretty fast reply, someone's having fun :3
>>34908874the word whore is meaningless now. it used to mean any woman who had sex before marriage, now that's basically every single woman alive
>>34908874You can tell when a misogynist is jerking off while shitposting ITT by how descriptive he gets about pussy in his diatribes.
>>34908868Usually she is all about getting fucked hard, so this was surprising.
FoidsSidney released more butt naked pictures how do you respond? She's beating you in the simp collection olympics
>>34908880And always those stupid anime girl pictures.
>>34908878shave that stache man....its not happening
>have no experience with women>can't get experience because they will reject you inevitably once they sniff out that factWell done! Great system. What am I supposed to do know? Tryhard larping as Chad is most likely considered rather cringe and only works on dumb as fuck women, and I don't want to do it.
>>34908885Hard and slow*There's a distinction there.
>>34908884I'm a misogynist because I understand why women want to be whores and have fun? I'm defending you guys.
>>34908851https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zHnKXD2cFBg
>>34908855I'm still in favour of you wearing the slut bracelet.
>>34908897Just give us the QRD bro. No one is going to watch that.
State genderIf you could have one of these magic artifacts irl, which one would you choose?
>>34908887I've gotten really good at taking nudes, but I don't need to collect simps. I'm happy to keep them in a private folder on my phone disconnected from the internet and all that.
>>34908892You were supposed to learn that in your teens when nobody knew what the fuck was going on so it was equal on both sidesyou missed out. Cant board a train thats no longer at the stationIts over. Even if you start this second, you'll always be making up for lost time, chasing something thats further away every day. trying to swim after a wave others are already surfing
Why is it so difficult to tell people who are into Occultism/Ceremonial Magick from outright Schizophrenics?I swear to God both groups of people have almost the same persecution fantasies and beliefs in spiritual Grand Narratives.
Thoughts?
>>34908896You didn't deny you were horny while posting that.>>34908899I wish it was appropriate to wear it out. Like most joke gifts, it's ending up in storage limbo forever.
>>34908902Is this the nwo card game?
>>34908907>facebook
>>34908910Yeah the book of faces it has many names and many faces
Why do autistical women always seem to date, get engaged to and marry men who are a bit mental?I've never met an autist lady who doesn't end up long term with a man who isn't some sort of Schizophrenic, Drug Addict, or manic depressive Narcissist pretending at being an artist or scholar as part of his delulu arse Walter Mitty fantasies
>>34908907I know nothing about it. I don't think men can afford to take anything hormonal, since their bodies don't naturally shift through a drastic enough cycle to equalize using natural means in a reasonable timeframe.
>>34908909Yeah
>>34908908>jokeIt's not really joke though? You are his slut.
Why are women enslaved so often in anime?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzR6Rd5_bPY
I've been staying up until 7:30 am so last night I tried to stay up to reset my sleep schedule. But I took a nap and slept through my alarm and ended up sleeping from noon to 8. So my question is this, should I try to stay up again or should I just try to sleep?
>>34908912They're autistic they can't judge character, they're very naive and gullible. It's why I could never date an autistic woman, it feels more like taking care of a child than dating a woman. Creepy shit.
>>34908903sure JHI bet your geriatric ass has good nudes at your age
>>34908912Speaking only from my experience being naive and not being able to keep up with normal social customs and having less drive to communicate in normal ways through normal means so I meet them places like 4chan.
>>34908907I do think it'll arrive in a 10-20 years or so. Women will definitely still hate us though, lol.
>>34908911It is bound together from the faces of the executed. It is bound in their skin, and its text is printed in their blood.
>>34908915I'm not getting into the semantics of what a slut even is. I don't take offense to the term based on how we've described it, and I know he doesn't mean offense by it.
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>34908915ew.
HAPPY KIRKENVERSARY
>>34908916Japanese people are perverts.
>>34908904I was complaining to women not incels. stfu
>>34908919I mean, what makes good nudes? I'll concede that I haven't actually vetted them by anyone who'd be an impartial judge.
How can I de-age myself so that I'm biologically looking like I'm in my early 20s with a fit physical condition even when I'm, like, 100 years old?
>>34908930>I'll concede that I haven't actually vetted them by anyone who'd be an impartial judge.wellwe're waiting
>>34908926That's how D/s relationships work. As long as it's safe and consensual there's nothing wrong with it.
>>34908927lol the people unironically mourning this creep were such dipshits
>>34908934Goth girl?
>>34908934I think not making memes about dead people with surviving family is like one of the easiest to defend centrist takes, Anon.
>>34908932I will literally spam them to every corner of the internet before I let them end up here. You guys would refuse to separate the art from the artist. Plus this ain't even the type of thread for that in the first place.
>>34908892Surprisingly, there are some women who fetishize male virginity. I was lucky enough to meet one, but they're probably rare.
>>34908938fapello exists>artnudes arent art
>>34908939I've met one too and she was creepy as fuck. I don't want to be fetishized , and people with an obsession with virginity are mentally ill regardless of gender. How about simply not giving much of a shit about it
>>34908941I make them art.
>>34908933Didn't ask
>>34908943No, a painter makes them art, a photographer makes them art, when a woman does it herself, it's always crude, regardless of the object itself because her motives are altered.
>>34908942Being fetishized sounds kinda hot to me. I like being degraded.
>>34908943doubt
>>34908937>"people"
>>34908944Why yuck somebody's yum?
>>34908945I literally have a photography degree. I know what I'm doing, even if it's with my fucking abysmal phone camera. Plus contrasting nails to toys is an objectively artistic pursuit.
Why weren't you helping save the lives of airplane passengers on 9/11?
>>34908942It didn't bother me. Sounds like a you problem.
Do you guys notice yourselves watching less and less movie/shows of a certain genre?I think I've completely stopped consuming relationship drama, since I'm actually sexless and relationshipless, I've completely lost the ability to relate to those stories.
>>34908947Well fuck you guys. I'm going to work.
>>34908952Wahlberg has that covered
>>34908952I was 2 months old
>>34908951>I literally have a photography degree. I know what I'm doing,Again, regardless of the object itself, it could be the most stunning photograph to have ever been captured, but since it's a woman doing it for attention, it's not art, it's crude.
>>34908709>SS is what men actually want, a feminine body with big tits and ass.Sydney Sweeney has no ass.>>34908715Jennifer Connelly was such a fucking smokeshow. You know she's married to Vision from the Marvel movies? Like fuck Paul Bettany, but he married a dime.>>34908912>Why do autistical women always seem to date, get engaged to and marry men who are a bit mental?They're easy to manipulate, which is why I always sideye men that say they want an autistic gf? It seems nefarious. >>34908938That's the reason I'll never post nudes online. Men will always weaponize it against you. They view having seen you naked as having power over you. >>34908941>nudes arent artIt can be art as much as any photography is. Nude statues, nude paintings, and nude photography.
>>34908953I don't like being degraded
>>34908954I stopped watching videos about disappearances on youtube because of all the AI slop.
>>34908949I wouldn't yuck somebody's yum when I can fuck somebody's bum
>>34908959And what if I'm doing it for the sexual gratification without ever showing it to anybody? Because that's what we're talking about right now.
Would you say you have two sides? That one is the nicest guy you'll ever meet, and the other is a twisted fucking psychopath?
>>34908966narcissistic attention seeking? I've heard some people can masturbate to the thought of themselves, to see it in action though...
>>34908960>Jennifer Connelly was such a fucking smokeshow. You know she's married to Vision from the Marvel movies? Like fuck Paul Bettany, but he married a dime.He randomly proposed to her, they weren't even dating.
>>34908968Inside of me are two dogs.One is a pug.The other is neutered.
>>34908960>That's the reason I'll never post nudes online. Men will always weaponize it against you. They view having seen you naked as having power over you.I would just fap to them tbqh
>>34908964You're a woman
>>34908960>Men will always weaponize it against you. They view having seen you naked as having power over you.pretty sure the this is flipped.Nobody tries to black mail pornstars because you know, it's out there.
>>34908968Inside you are two wolves, they're both gay.
Yeah I'm just not going to tell her and done with it. Way I see it that just gives her the opportunity for a preemptive rejection to avoid potentially bad sex, whereas if she rejects me only after we had sex I at least had sex and can do better with the next woman.
>>34908978Yeah, this is mentally ill.
>>34908968
>>34908979Why? My other option would be dying a virgin.
>be me>35 year old>pitiful body count (less than 10)>trying to ramp up my numbers>meet mid girl, dressed super slutty at a club>nice ass>hit ass>ANON WHAT IS IN OUR FUTUREare you fucking kidding me?
>>34908970>He randomly proposed to her, they weren't even datingYeah, but they did just finish a movie together. It's not like they were strangers.>>34908975>Nobody tries to black mail pornstars because you know, it's out there.Not like that. Men will pigeonhole a woman. Say you get into an argument with a man. Regardless of how it goes, a man will always see himself above you because he has seen your naked body on the internet.>>34908976>Inside you are two wolvesYou are a white woman
>>34908974Don't matter to being able to boink a lad's bum, now, innit? Pegging.
>>34908951>>34908955if there was a reaching competition you'd get 2nd place
>>34908984>ANON WHAT IS IN OUR FUTUREI don't get what you mean. I sthis what shes asked you or what?
>>34908985Yeah?He's kind of right.
I want to be your slave. I want to be your master.
>>34908960>Men will always weaponize it against you. They view having seen you naked as having power over you.Couldn't be me, a woman's nudes are like being laser beamed by aphrodite herself
If /atoga/ was a mental hospital I'd douse every ward, corridor and office in kerosene and light a match.
>>34908998999 lights the match
Your lunch will consist of pepperoni on potato crisps. You will listen to Horrorcore and Nu-Metal alone in your parked car.
>>34909000FUCK
>>34908983>option 3: don't lie
>>34908985>a man will always see himself above you because he has seen your naked body on the internet.This happened to you before so it's universally true is it?
>>34908985>Yeah, but they did just finish a movie together. It's not like they were strangers.Asking a coworker out is scary enough. Asking your coworker who's 4-6 points above your league to marry you is insane.
>>34908985>Not like that. Men will pigeonhole a woman. Say you get into an argument with a man. Regardless of how it goes, a man will always see himself above you because he has seen your naked body on the internet.How often are pornstars arguing with gooners?>You are a white womanKek
>>34908986I'm surprised that's not an ick for you>>34909001>Your lunch will consist of pepperoni on potato crisps.Tasty>You will listen to Horrorcore and Nu-Metal alone in your parked car.Awful
>>34909004No volunteering certain informations unless I'm asked directly is not lying. I don't even know how you would convincingly lie about this unless the woman is a total idiot.
>>34908907I thought the problem was that "we" are femiciding them. Does the male pill prevent "us" from femiciding some random woman we don't even know and talk to, or what's it about?
I have a theory,There's two types of people:People of Familiarity &People of Novelty Those who are familiarity coded crave routine, habit, bonds, tradition, order. They are the ones who date to marry, the ones who don't live in the present for ruminating of the future.And people of Novelty, they crave spontaneity, freedom, variance, rendezvous and affair, new situations, entropy. They are the ones who would rather have casual hook ups. The ones who remain in the present, for fear of both past and future crushing them.For some reason people of Familiarity are attracted to people of Novelty. Which one are you?
>>34909006>This happened to you before so it's universally true is it?No, I've just witnessed it enough. Be honest, would you ever take a pornstar seriously? Do your opinions of celebrity women not change when they do nude scenes or have leaks?>>34909011>How often are pornstars arguing with gooners?Quite a bit. Twitter is a wonder.
>>34908935yes, hi
>>34909017>Quite a bit. Twitter is a wonder.Imagine getting bitched out by Jia Lissa That'd be so hot
>>34908106This image is false btw, I'm black and no white moid wants to date me
>>34909017>Be honest, would you ever take a pornstar seriously?At what, exactly?>Do your opinions of celebrity women not change when they do nude scenes or have leaks?I don't particularly follow or care for celebrities, and I don't see why a female celebrity appearing naked would somehow lower my opinion of them. If anything I like the confidence.
>>34909022this performative male shit is over, Anon
>>34909024Who do you believe I'm performing for?
>>34909017>Be honest, would you ever take a pornstar seriously? I was friends with an OF thot in college.>Do your opinions of celebrity women not change when they do nude scenes or have leaks?No? That's basically every actress, anyway.
>>34909021Uh huh.
Truth is women set their own standards, otherwise they'd all call themselves prostitutes and whores in front of the people they plan on marrying not just jokingly when they're slutting outIntrasexual competition.
>>34908989What does that even mean?
>>34909017>Do your opinions of celebrity women not change when they do nude scenes or have leaks?This is a positive, because I want more naked women and less naked men on tv
>>34909029No women says I've slept with more men than her when competing for attention
>>34909033>competing for attentioncorrection when competing for attention of a single guythey do say that when it's general attentiont
>>34908969I masturbate to my own reflection sometimes, but again I don't think that or personal nudes are "attention seeking".
>>34909031point proven
>>34909033ntaI've heard zoomer girls use virgin as a pejorative directed at each other. That seems insane to me, but they also think stars decide who they fuck.
>>34909039well, intrasexual competition, it's about making the people around you worse on the sexual marketso the gullible ones buy into it and become losersbut the smart ones keep their body count low
>>34909035That's weird.Almost as weird as you sleeping with your cousin then saying that he cheated on you.
>>34909037Explain please.
>>34909042Thank you for proving my point
>>34909042you're not doing yourself any favors
>>34909045>>34909046How am I supposed to learn anything if you guys don't tell me what you're trying to say?
>loving the female body is good and empowering>except when you love feetexplain this
>>34909049I got no clue what the convo is I just got here j just wanted to say "Thank you for proving my point"
>>34909049are you going to post them or not?
>>34909051Thanks for being honest.>>34909055Are you going to dox me or not?
>>34909050footfags are obnoxious and never shut the fuck up about their faggotry thats why
>>34909050>>loving the female body is good and empoweringthis is supposed to be about fat womenAccording to liberal women, conservative men, religious people and gays, female nudity is offensive
>>34909050nothing wrong with liking feet but feet guys often tend to vocally be super creeps and ogle them in public because theyre not commonly treated like sexual features. we resent the invasiveness and the sudden worry about needing to keep them hidden because like every stupid question like this its about consent, dummy.
I'm fairly ygood looking facially and have broad shoulders, but I am also skinnyfat. Women, am I able to qualify as hot?
>>34909056how the fuck would I dox you?I dont know how nor would I have anything useful to do with that information, i'm on an entirely different continent
>>34909060>>34909057you'll find that people are that exact same way with asses and tits, but because those are accepted to be fetishized most dont pay it any attention
>>34909065you need to accept that your foot fetish is a type of deviance unlike being fascinated with breasts and asses
>>34909057*Pitfags and hairfags
>>34909067I knowI want to know why
>>34909063It was more or a general question, since it wouldn't just be up to you. The point is that it's not safe.
Have you ever been fetishized for race?As a bi man, I do when I go to gay bars, which is always confusing to me because I am white. Like... we're everywhere. But there are SO many non-white gays who specifically want a white man.
>>34909069Because feet range from bein sexuall irrelevant to downright gnarly, thats why. Its the body part of a woman that is least likely to arouse a normal man. Everyone can at least understand tha appeal of nice hands, arms or legs but fet? Totally neutral, at best.
>>34909020>Imagine getting bitched out by Jia Lissa>That'd be so hotReal>>34909022>At what, exactly?Philosophy? Politics? Anything remotely intellectual or nuanced?>>34909071>Have you ever been fetishized for race?Quite a bit, yes.
>>34909071I think I was.When I went to america for a week I got tons of black girls talking about my blue eyes and how they like european guys
>>34909071F, yes. Weirdly, the most recent and blatant racial fetishizing I was the target of was by white women with bfs online looking for a casual threesome.
>>34909050Pretty women are so much more enjoyable to be around.>feetshitterYou should be mass executed.
>>34909070You were just retarded about it. How did your school even find out that it was you? You left your ugly face in the pics? Stupid slut lolThey were right to bully you and you deserved what happened.
>>34909069Man, shut the fuck up, you insufferable cunt.
>>34909065you'll find a general disdain exists over nearly all men unless they are proven to be gentlemen because they often are creeps and ogle and disturb but there is a resignation there because its been monetized into every piece of advertising ever and there's no escaping it. feet were safe and thus the sudden sexualization of them is invasive and feels like another part of the body robbed of mundanity. but yes buddy you're the victim for having a fixation and making it everyone else's problem, and when we don't like it thats real mean of us.
>>34908902not reading all that>>34908968i can be your angle….or yuor devil
>>34909077You're going full mustache-twiddling villain with your shitposting, try to be more subtle if you want engagement.
>>34909073>Philosophy? Politics? Anything remotely intellectual or nuanced?Would I expect a porn star to be well educated in anything like this? No. Would I dismiss what they were saying if I actually found it intellectually stimulating? No.
>>34909050Its a genetic glitch that causes the foot fascination and it makes it so extreme that the people with foot fetishes tend to hyper-fixate on feet. Hyper fixating is annoying. Breast fags and ass fags do not tend to do this. They'll compliment, grope, appreciate, but then go about their day. Foot fags will be asking to rub it during the day, taking pictures, being degenerate.Thankfully I have a fucked up foot to disuade them
>>34909073I can barely find "respectable" women who have any interest in those topics, let alone porn stars.
>>34909083You never answer the anons questions directly anyway. Might as well bully you and insult you for fun. We already know you take everything to heart on 4chan and actually get your feelings hurt lol
>>34909087When someone is just trying to be a bully on the internet, nothing they say actually hurts my feelings. This isn't kindergarten. But you can keep being a cartoon villain if that's what gets you off.
>>34909071M, maybe a little bit? I'm of a small ethnic group that was part of the former Soviet union and a chick from 4chan added me one time and happened to have a thing for slav types so she was into the fact that my family is former Soviets. There might also be a chick at work who slightly has a thing for guys of my ethnicity. Otherwise I see myself as outside of the usual race dynamics
I don't want to brag but I'm great at sucking dick
across various cultures throughout history, there was a high class of prostitute that was expected to be well educated to provide interesting conversation to their companionsthat's a class of person that doesn't exist anymore
i do want to brag but i cant because im no good at sucking dick
Women would you date a man who vapes
>>34909091that would be great if you werent also a man
>>34909069They're not a secondary sexual characteristic.
>>34909091>>34909093Proof?
>>34909092literally me except im not a prostitute but i wish there was like a safe and normal way to do that as a job the way it was in the old days. i would like being a fancy courtesan and going on dates and talking about the pretentious books i read and playing chess and then seducing the clients afterwards. instead i play erp in mmos and do almost the same thing.
>>34909089>if that's what gets you offYou are projecting that everyone is a sex addicted freak slut like you, again. I never jerked off to a 4chan post. No wonder you have damaged your pussy nerves and can't feel anything downstairs. Go masturbate and choke yourself until you pass out/piss yourself again.
>>34909091What's your technique? How do you know you're great at it? Can you handle sucking on a big cock for a long time without your jaw tiring out?>>34909093What are you good at? Have you tried sucking dick to know whether you're good or bad
>>34909096why did you try to edit my post what are you talking about. that would ruin the entire joke. i spit on you. oh wait. you deleted. did you think this was the other post? thats awesome. i love you.
Every time I eat food and have a cold sip, my gut goes crazy.I think I need to get some probiotics and eat some beans or something, my gut biome is wrecked.https://youtu.be/6bDyqwwH4Xs
>>34909075Good thing we know you're not into that
>>34909101>"You are projecting that everyone is a sex addicted freak slut">then makes a vulgar sexual requestYou're being stupidly silly on purpose.
I am watching a lot of Yogscast to revisit simpler times as I have been feeling down recently, how do you cope with loneliness?
This could be us, but you refuse to be a Jpop idol...
>>34909102ive never touched a dick but i gag brushing my teeth and i choke on water so i cant imagine id be too good at it. i've tried on plastic and its like, i guess the only upside is i gag equally as much no matter how deep it goes so? maybe thats a plus?
>>34909100I hate to tell you this but we only pretend you're interesting because pussyEven intelligent and versatile women tend to be very NPC-ish for some reason.
>>34909106Exactly. Casual sex sucks, especially when it's propositioned by women who were lying about being single and looking for something serious just to get me on the hook.
>>34909091What prompted you to reveal this?
>>34909113nobody pretends i am interesting anon i was just having a high opinion of myself in isolation because i've read a lot of books and it was a fun thing to think about.
>>34909100>instead i play erp in mmos and do almost the same thingDo you play ff14?
>>34909100Cute.
>>34909109Isn't that what happened when your father found your unconscious naked body? You are pathetic.
>>34909120i change MMOs a lot. i played XIV for a little but i kinda really hate the actual game and most players seemed like bots, once maresync died i just uninstalled. i'm playing a conan rp server right now.
>>34909100Yakuza has women in its "pay to talk to women" club who get more rich, old cilentele specifically because this is their gimmick.Whereas the younger girls get guys who barely have any cash who try to BF them because they're too low IQ to get the rules
>>34909114>lying about being single and looking for something serious just to get me on the hook.I thought you were exclusive with your polycule?
>>34909123You're trying so hard to be a cartoon villain. It's just silly, and funniest of all it makes everyone take you less and less seriously.
>Wife tells me to take out trash>Go to take out trash>She has crammed three more bags of bullshit from her projects into trash can>This prevents the lid from being closed>The flies got into the old food and diapers>I now have maggots all over my garageDear Women, STOP FUCKING DOING THIS RETARDED SHIT
>>34909117She's a fucking whore, that's what prompted her
>>34909112Enthusiasm can make up for a lot in the bedroom so as long as you're enjoying yourself you'll be fine. Plus practice makes perfect so you'll get there in time >>34909100>instead i play erp in mmos and do almost the same thing.How does this work, what are you roleplaying as
>>34909130I did not consent to hearing about you being a cuck, Anon.Please don't post anymore, and talk to this "wife" instead.
>>34909128I am. I was talking about when I was first trying to date women. I used apps, and almost every white woman I talked to who knew I was single and looking for something serious tried to get me into a casual threesome for their bf's birthday or something cringe like that.
Why do normalfaggots have the need to come here and humble brag about their wife and kids?
she make me bread she give me head"she is a whore" that is what he saidhe is jealous of my wife'cause he he has no bitches in his life
>>34909135Got a wife but no kids. Been coming here for years and I'm bored. Not trying to brag plus I imagine advice from someone who is more normal would be generally more useful than advice from an incel or NEET
>>34909134>I used appswhy would you do that to yourself? Do you really think attractive , well put together women have any need of apps?
Is it gay to find this guy hot?
>>34909139Yes
>>34909132well it sorta changes game to game! i used to roleplay as a courtesan in swtor of all places, but that was especially fun because the community isnt that erp focused so a lot of the time people would be really surprised and excited that i would write something erotic in character, it felt scary and taboo which was more like, realistic? i also got involved in an in-game mafia which was fun. right now im playing a game where there's mutants everywhere that release magical energy when tortured or aroused so we're hunted and kept as slaves to power artifacts so i'm playing a mutant on the run, still stuck on the super detailed character creation tho. sooo many sliders.
>maggots all over my garageAmericans need to go and stay go. Nobody cares about their stinky homes.
>>34909138I had never dated any women at that point and had no idea where to start. Asking friends to introduce me to single acquaintances felt weird because I hadn't accepted being bi up until that point, and I didn't want to complicate my relationships with them. I learned my lesson, at least. I was surprised by more unsolicited bf cock pics sent by those women than I was by men when I first tried online dating forever ago. It was genuinely baffling.
>>34909129But it's literally what happened? You bragged about it, but now you're shy.
>>34909142So when you do this are you picking a specific individual to flirt with or is it broadly just playing the role within the group setting? How did you get into this
>>34909148uwuI'm a shy bean, be nice to me you silly boy.
>>34909147>had no idea where to start.Welcome to being a guy kekI'd really like to reverse the roles for a year and make men the passive gender. The women who don't end up hanging themselves or end up in femcel communities would be much nicer to men and everyone would be happier.
>>34909150most MMOs have a server or two that are known to be filled with more RP focused players, then there's plugins that let you write a character sheet with lore and such. hang out in hub areas and chat with people until something strikes? i like doing randos the most, but sometimes you find players offgame and play together. sometimes games have private modded servers for the purpose of rp and those are fun too.
>>34909152Dating men is definitely easier. But that's also proba affected by my experience purposefully meeting tons of men compared to the one woman I've ever wanted to seriously date.
>>34909153Do you have any favorite experiences that you still recall? Is this something you actually get off on or something you just do for fun?
>>34909155i mean yeah i could tell stories about this for ages, its a hobby. i get off on it sometimes but its also a social thing? i don't get out a whole bunch. i think its less the individual connections and more the feeling of being in a community, it feels good to play a character and be remembered enough that i get walk ins who know me because my reputation preceded me.
>>34909154I'm curious, is dating men ever hard or disappoiting? Or do women basically just pick whomever they like and then sleep with him whenever they want?
>>34909157Obviously it can be hard. I don't think dating is every "disappointing", though. I have just as many experiences having to tell a guy that I didn't want to keep seeing each other as I have been told that by guys I thought I was getting along well with. Seeing if you're compatible is the whole point of dating, no point on being upset when things don't line up. The disappointing shit is when you think you're both compatible, commit for a long time, and it turns out you actually weren't compatible. But that has happened far fewer times.
>>34909125>i played XIV for a little but i kinda really hate the actual gameThe story or the general gameplay or both?>most players seemed like botsWas it just weird interactions or like in what way?
>>34909163i mean not to be... harsh? i've never died in XIV. none of the main content was ever even a small challenge. the story was super forgettable. the game was massive and empty and boring, i really only liked it for dress up and the animation sync system. i didnt get to the expansions people say are the best but like oh my god it was miserable outside of rp. and the players just arent social ig. a lot of them never reply ingame or are afk, i get more responses in most other games.
>many experiences having to tell a guy>the men I usually date>I've dated men who>all of the men I dated>I've always dated men who did this and thatThe serial dater epidemic continues.
>>34909166"uughhhh!!! i hate people who date and have sex!!! stay in your room all day and seethe like me!!! you are all bad people for living!!">inb4 he replies
My wife took a shit in the nightstand drawerHow should I discipline her?
>>34909166What was I supposed to do, stay single and hope a random guy who's compatible with me just breaks into my house and proposes?I think you're putting too much stock into how serious a first and second date are. It's a few hours of time spent just to get an impression of somebody.
>>34909169sprinkle fiberglass flakes on her tampons
>>34909171>many experiences having sex with a guy>the men I usually fuck>I've fucked men who>all of the men I banged>I've always kept fucking men who did this and that
There's this one single gnat that's just flying around my desk for some reasonfinally caught it with my handheld turbo fan and shredded it into a million pieces.
>>34909174good idea
>>34909178I have never had casual sex while dating a man before we were official and committed. Except my first bf in highschool, since I blew him right before I let him say yes to being official.
>>34909181>I let him say yes to being official>I don't usually let men fuck me but I let them be my boyfriends sometimes after I serially fuck them on a rotation
>>34909165Nah you're not harsh I play the game and I agree with you. Outside savage content most isn't really challenging. I think for the story it has its ups and downs depending on the expansion. Some of them are very good but others kinda slog to get through.For the interaction with others thing I think it depends on when you’re logged in and the server you play on but people mainly gather in one or two main areas. But honestly I never had a lot of interaction with other players. I always struggled to connect with other players and tend to be very asocial when I play any kind of online game
>>34909181What about your cousin? https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30808845/#30811160
>>34909183Like I said, I never had sex outside of the context of a committed, exclusive relationship. You can make up random greentext shit I never said, it's not proving whatever point you're trying to make.
Damn I love boiled eggs.
>>34909188But I've dated a lot and had many committed, exclusive relathionships at the end of which there were many experiences having to tell guys that I didn't want to keep seeing each other.
>>34909190let me feed you eggs :)
>>34909188Nta but the other guy has a point. I think declaring every casual sex partner into a "committed relationship" is really fucking dumb and leads to people wasting lots of time on others who where factually never more than a one night stand. The basement dwelling clown who is tring to slutshame you is just coping hard about never having entered the dating game and risked disappointment himself. Such faggots can be disregarded easily.
>>34909192You keep making shit up that never happened and I never said in response to my posts. What are you even trying to do?
*crickets*The high school bf wasn't even her first sexual experience, lol. The freak slut can't stop lying.
>>34909195It's all a bunch of female mumbo jumbo to justify or skirt around the truths of a dating-heavy life, in my honest opinion.
>>34909197>stop having sex without me STOP HAVING SEX REEEEEEEEEDon't you think your time would be better spent asking out girls than seething online
My wife dabbed on our daughter. How do I re-assert dominance in this household?
>>34909194>I think declaring every casual sex partner into a "committed relationship" is really fucking dumb I agree. Which is why I've never done that. I didn't have sex with anyone I've dated until we had been together for long enough to decide to seriously try for a long term relationship. Usually that'd take a month or two of very regularly seeing each other for us to feel comfortable with that commitment, and relationships that didn't work out ended before then with no sex.>Such faggots can be disregarded easilyI need to work on disregarding people like that.>>34909200When you're single and have your life in order, going out and meeting new people with the hopes of finding someone you can fall in love with and start a life together with isn't a bad thing. Idk how you can possibly flip being a productive and social person as a negative in any way.
>>34909203>flip being a productive and social person as a negativeAs I said, female stuff. Sexual productivity can be a metric to some. Their luxury world includes a lot of sex, so it only makes sense.
>>34909203>until we had been together for long enough to decide to seriously try for a long term relationshipI don't get it honestly. For me, real long term compatibility starts at a year+ when infatuation fades and you know you are truly sexually compatible for the long haul. Just seems like wanting to force something tbqh, finding out long term compatibility isn't done in a monht either. Besides theres no harm in sleeping with people you don't end up in a committed relationships with.
>>34909204There. Is. No. Sex. While. Dating.You dumb motherfucker. Sex comes after the meeting people phase is over and I find someone who I care about and cares for me enough that we want to be exclusive and work towards a permanent relationship. What part of that do you not understand?
that is to say, the regular whore's productivity skyrocketed since the middle ages and, in addition to that, tens of millions of women have covertly joined her profession after one simple medical invention roughly 70 years ago.
>sister is about to give birth>its a daughter>find out she chose the dumbest name possibleIm not being the godfather this time, no sir
>>34909207The tally of "bodies" remains a mysterious concept.
>>34909209women shouldnt be allowed to choose names. if you look at those stupid baby names 99% of the time the woman chose it.
>>34909206>For me, real long term compatibility starts at a year+ when infatuation fades and you know you are truly sexually compatible for the long haulYes, of course. But there is a degree of compatibility and commitment before even trying to get to that point of being together for a year. And THAT'S what meeting new people and dating for a couple months is about. The educated commitment towards that end goal after that time together is what allows deeper understanding and the possibility of having sex.
>>34909211Only to literal retards who can't scroll up and read the post they're replying to, apparently. I even separated the words so you can read them one at a time.
Women hate cut men because being cut implies the guy was too weak to protect himself
>>34909215You still won't say how many there were in total.
>>34909218Eight men, one woman. All within the context of a committed relationship. And if you're that pedophile who is going to say that being raped as a child counts as a sexual relationship, you should end your own life.
>>34909217I wish I were cut so I didn't coom in 5 minutes with rubber.
>>34909224>i wish i were cutthen go ahead and do it lmaoyou'll regret it
>>34909224as someone who got cut as an adult for Lichen Sclerosis, it didn't do jack shit in that regard. it only made masturbating harder and less pleasurable when compared to my healthy foreskin.
>>34909226I wish I were cut as a kid so I didn't know the joy of cumming fast and could fuck fast and hard*.As an adult, yeah no. I'm not a joo or a mudslime so there's no reason other than vanity and not disappointing my future wife in bed.
>spent 3 weeks dating a girl>fantasize about fucking her>fap to pornstars that look like her>finally have sex with her >doesnt live up to the expectationspepes for this feel?
>>34909221wtf is wrong with you?
>>34909232I met a girl online and after we exchanged contacts, her face in the profile pic looks ugly :/
>>34909232Dunnno but learn to contain yourself and manage your expectations.Imagien if you do this with a habitual push up bra wearer. Getting obsessed before you've inspected the goods is just inviting disappointment.
>>34909224you have a frenulum, ridged band (male G spot) you're blessed. your d is 100x sensitive than mine
>>34909141>>34909161But he's so cute. He looks so feminine, it's like fucking a femboy it doesn't count.
>>34909233Too deep a question to tackle at work. I gave you the numbers I wanted, what else do you want?
>>34909221I'm not that guy.>Eight men, one woman. All within the context of a committed relationship.That's exactly what I mean, thank you.
i just saw the hottest blonde with the most perfect face ever i've ever seen on youtube. and she is DATING THIS FUCKING WEIRD LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER. what am i doing wrong. seriously if i showed u guys her face ya all would agree she is the hottest girl ever
>>34909033>>34909029That's because men made sleeping with them embarassing. If they didn't do that, we would.
>>34909241You're welcome. Hope that clears it up.
A very roundabout way to admit being a lifelong serial dater
>>34909237Yes but I also have disappointed women who see cut pornstars plap like machines and throw down when I can't match it.
>>34909242>blonde >no penisno i would not
>>34909245>coward faggot so btfo he can't even directly reply to the post he got fucked by
>serially dates>can't ever admit that she's a serial dater
How do you move on from failing an ultimatum?
>>34909256Define a serial dater for the class.
>>34909258just try again bro
>>34909259dating tens of people, having a dozen relationships in 15 years, basically an average of a new relationship every year and a half or so?
>>34909260It has all passed me by.. you have given me permission ill try again ok.
>>34909262No. Like I said, I've had nine relationships. I've definitely met dozens of new people with the prospect of getting to know each other and possibly dating. You can do the math to figure out the average, but you're ignoring the context of the relationships that were cut short by the other person's actions, which doesn't make ending it unilaterally my decision.
>>34909262That's an average american. We are most definitely not a christian nation.
>>34909238No, fucking a femboy is gay.
Women,femdom?
>>34909270Why
I wish women weren't so weak so I could hire them as bodyguards.
>>34909272I'm tired and bored of having to take every decision in my life
>>34909274I don't believe that. You love making stupid little decisions.
>>34909273Gadaffi had amazonian woman as body guards. in the age of guns weakness is hardly a limitation
>>34909276I doooont! I want someone to take care of me for 5 minutes maybe watch a cartoon with me
>>34909270Yes, with other women
>>34909270This >>34909281. Men always laugh at me when I try to be super dominant.
>>34909247that has nothing to do with being cut or not. being cut actually makes you cum faster since you lose that control over orgasm. when you're cut it goes from 0 to 100, uncut guys experience full range of sensations
>>34909284Women were made to be plapped not doing the plapping
>>34909287Squatting on dick feels pretty dominant, but I'm told that it's not being a femdom unless I make it about power instead of just enjoying sex.
>>34909284I wouldn't laugh at you. I can like a super bossy girl. I don't like prideful women though so don't think you're too good/superior for me
>>34909279Bruh.
>>34909293That seems like a thin line to walk.
>>34908135pour water all over her head and see how she reacts
>>34909290It's better if you initiate, take charge, focus on your pleasure, etc because lots of women just expect the guy to know
>>34909278we're not in the age of gunswe're in the age of drones :)
Do you live pets?
What if a girl says you have a huge penis?how do you react?
Age of Guns 2: The Gamer Wars
>>34909168until recent history it was illegal for a woman to be unescorted in public spaces. if she was caught outside without a male relative it was assumed that she was a whore and she was prosecuted by the law.really makes you think...
Is committing sexual harassment the only way to get a gf?
>>34909305I do that by default, but I've never been called dominant. Just horny.
>>34909311Tell her I don’t like liars
>>34909315No.
>>34909310Yeah
>>34909321grim
>>34909323Why?
>>34909321Black kitty
>>34909325I want to make a very gay joke, but I won't.
is it true that wanting to be dominant in bedroom is a sign that you've had childhood trauma?
>>34909327So men are saying all men have experienced childhood trauma?
>>34909327Probably but who cares. Childhood trauma is overrated, everyone has it apparently. Therapists love quacking about it because they know it's something that's in the past and unresolvable so they inflate the importance of it so that retards keep paying them money to talk about shit that can't be changed anyway
>>34909314are you from Afghanistan? No such law ever existed in Europe or outside of goatfucker shitholes. Not even in the Third Reich.
>>34909334falsesorry foidyour gender is evil and the universe is healing
>>34909327It's a sign that women will like you.
>>34909327sounds like made up bsmost men are dominant by nature and most women subs by naturebut something like 20% of men are subs whereas like 95% of women are sub
>>34909314Actually no,>>34909334They made up that law around the 70's. That's probably a zoomer that doesn't realize the males he's worshipped are actually misogynists.
>>34909311Do what you can.
>>34909339So...>>34909332
>>34909315>asking someone out is sexual harrasment
>>34909321>>34909323>>34909325Quack quack quack to see the ducklings hatch
>>34909345Asking someone out after four nos is harassment, yes.
>>34909332this doc told me that me wanted to be super dom in bed means i had trauma in childhood. i told her i had a pretty boring, normal childhood, i dont remember any trauma honestly
>>34909352Whats your native language?
RIP Charlie Kirk
I have a very specific taste in music despite liking trance, hardtrance, dnb, neurofunk, lofi, jazz, hiphop, old school hiphop, g funk, hardstyle, and many more genressuch a fucking pain to find good songs for methis is woman's fault
>>34909355Climate change deniers should be lined up and shot.
Still thinking about that BPD girl I met 5 years agoI really feel like things couldve worked out if I didnt have to move countries at the timeAnyone know this feel?
>>34909353russian. is my english that bad? i thought i was pretty fluent now
>>34909355>>34909357Very bad samefag.
>>34909356https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgNqHMJLgR0
>>34909363You write like a lazy fuck.So yeah, typical Russian.
>>34909363You just talked about yourself in the third person instead of using "I".
>>34909363Its not too too bad, no.
>>34909369>>34909373What about me? I'm from the Balkans
>>34909375You no do that. You use I to imply self.
>>34908616I don't want children
>>34909315Yes!
Why do exes tell you they got asked out shortly after breaking up, when they were the one to leave in the first place?
>>34909379Why are you talking to your ex? Cut that bitch off.
>>34908685ok I guess you did listen.
Top 3 namefags?
>>34909386they all suck and should kill themselves ASAP
>>34909387^
>>34909386Me, myself, and Irene.
>>34909379>>34909381good advice. Trying to psychoanalyze the mentally ill isnt worth it
As long as a woman is slim or normal weight, breast size really does not matter.
How do I find a jacked boyfriend that isnt an asshole?
>>34909386Larry, Curly and Moe.
>>34909379Mine got into an abusive relationship, but she didn't tell me until I talked with her again quite some time later.
>>34909393Just date a woman
>>34909393Try talking to men and getting to know them before you commit to them or fuck them.
>>34909391To you, maybe.
>>34909398To any decent man or woman.
>>34909393jacked means testosteronetestosterone means asshole
>>34909396Im straight.>>34909397Seethe. My bodycount is two. I've determined that most jacked guys are assholes, but I know there are sweethearts out there.>>34909400Incel pseudoscience.
>>34909399I'm not decent for wishing I was a cup size bigger?
>>34909403Don't pretend to be stupid.
>>34909402>I'm straightYou want a chick in a guy's bodyYou're gonna have to compromise
>>34909393why do you want a jacked bf? what about a scrawny man with a big heart?
I think I have some reverse form of body dysmorphia. I see myself in the mirror, and I'm definitely overweight, but it doesn't look that bad. But whenever I see a picture of myself, I am truly shocked at how fat I am. I am currently 232 pounds at 5'10", definitely obese, and I'm now counting calories and trying to lose weight, and it's really because of pictures I've seen of myself lately that truly shocked me, because that's not what I see in the mirror.
>>34908152myao too, i haven't seen her since late 2025>>34908119and worms
>>34909407I have a muscle worship kink.
>>34909402>Incel pseudosciencenah you're just a borderline swimming with water-wingsyou don't want a sweetheart you want someone you can manipulate easilythe good news is that you'll get therethe bad news is that it will never last
>>34909386all of them especially entj
>>34909405I'm just being honest that my own body matters to me.
hello anon:D how are you doing this morning?
>>34909355it's been a year charlie
>>34909408you're a woman right? just lose some weight, you dont need to be model thin to be attractive. a slightly overweight woman like this actually is the most attractive female physique.
I wanna die 2bh
WomenI have short, thin and light hair on my thighs and butt. I feel like its really unattractive, but Im tired of nairing it off. Is this normal or am I just super hairy? GuysHow unattractive would this be to you?
According to this psych evaluation report my full scale IQ is 124 (95th percentile), General Ability Index 136 (99th percentile), and Processing Speed 98 (45th percentile).And I've been diagnosed with Level 1 Autism.GenderWhat do I do with this?
>>34909420That woman is a healthy weight. 30%BF on a woman is healthy.
>>34909424dependshow's the ADHD?
>>34909423If it's thin and light, I think most people would agree it's fine. If it's a texture thing, though, it's understandable that you want to get rid of it. If it's worth it in your opinion, do whatever you'd prefer.
>>34909403Yes. You should wish to be even smaller to align with MY personal tastes. How dare you have free will and opinions of your own! Hmph!
>>34909421why anon ?>>34909423maybe you're just a bit hairy? its probably fine aren't some people just like that
>>34909416drenched in bass and dopaminelife is gud
>>34909427Apparently no signs of ADHD.
>>34909430Of course. A to AA is probably a cheap reduction procedure.
>>34909431Why not?Everything around me just reminds me of how much if a fucking loser i am constantlyI'll never be able to get myself out of this gutter
>>34909433go into poli sci
>>34909432in bass??
>>34909429Yeah its mostly a texture thing. You can feel its there when you run your hand over it going in the opposite direction. Am I just being OCD about this?
>>34909434They might even pay you! Free money for becoming hotter. Doctors hate this simple life hack.
>>34909420No, I'm a fat man. I just don't know why I look less fat in the mirror compared to pictures.
>>34909424fim higher than you and i really just fuck around man. intelligence is barely important. not nearly as important as being brave and kind enough to make new connections and keep them. enjoy your life.
my hair is so long I have to use hair ties now :c
>>34909436I died of boredom just reading this advice.
I was planning on glutemaxxing and growing a fat ass but I feel like I can barely walk and am so sore. Do gym bros (and gym girlies) just push through and work out anyway when they feel like this?
>>34909437I forget that we have so many ESL
>>34909442I like this response. Very wise.
>>34909443Hair cut?
>>34909445screenshot it and check in around 2050
>>34909335I'm a man, and if you try to legally obligate me to accompany my gf on every shopping trip I will bash your skull in. Do you really think a majority of men is down with turning our life into total shit because you're spiteful? think again.
why is confidence in men so attractive/important to women? I don't understand why that particular characteristic is vital.no matter who you ask, no matter if you're tall short fat skinny ugly muscular beautiful whatever, women tell you that you have to confident
>>34909439A little. But you're not being unreasonable. I personally wouldn't bother with nairing my thighs and butt, but I know other people happily do it. If your bf doesn't mind and you don't feel it's worth the effort, then maybe you can try skipping it for a while and see if you get used to it.
>>34909447I wasn't sure if you meant bass the fish or bass the instrument
>>34909442>being brave and kind enough to make new connections and keep themThat's where the autism comes in to trip me up, I think.
>>34909455bass the earthquake
>>34909442>not nearly as important as being brave and kind enough to make new connections and keep themwhat's also important is being the right gender from birth.
>>34909453Confidence is important in everyone, anon. Would you want to date someone who's always insecure, in need of reassurance, and unable to progress a relationship?
>>34909450yeah I'll get one, but not super short I do like having long hair but not TOO long
>>34909459>Would you want to date someone who's always insecure, in need of reassurance, and unable to progress a relationshipWhy do you take the most exagerated example to talk about someone who is insecure? That makes talking so much harder.
>>34909426oh. i think a body like that is so attractive. girls dont need to be paper thin
>>34909461Because that example could very well be the reality. Why take a chance on someone who might reveal themselves to be all that? It'd take weeks, maybe months of dating to uncover.
>>34909453Without confidence, every single thing he does will be a struggle. With and without you.I can't babysit a man while he figures out what he's capable of and needs to do. He should know those things and put in the effort he needs to without reservation. Like I do with my own business. He doesn't need ALL the answers, but a general lack confidence means he has fewer answers than I need and expect.
>>34909426>30%BF on a woman is healthydoesn't look healthy nor nice to me.
>>34909463Again, taking a fringe case and making it the norm makes it so hard to talk about this. Won't be responding back unless you are honestly talking about this.
>>34909464nta but I just get a bit flustered around women and am probably a bit more hesitant to flirt/physically escalate because I don't have much practice. As for the rest of my life I'm fairly confident and in fact would hate it if a woman started mucking around trying to "babysit" me. Apparently thats enough to be widely despised among women? Not that I talk to any.
>>34909464a man with a lot of confidence picking up women doesn't mean there won't be struggle.
>>34909468people are built differently, especially women who have entire appendages like tits that are nothing but fat. Imagien the 30% image , but the fat has gone to her tits and ass instead of thatmuffing top.
>>34909469It's not making it the norm, it's considering it a potential problem. Avoiding dating people who display early signs of potential problems is simple logic. Same reason a lot of women avoid confident, muscle-bound meatheads; that man might have too MUCH confidence and cause problems in the opposite direction.
>>34909475>imagine that woman, but make her look hot!!! that's healthy as fuck now right dude?!weird.
>>34909477Nta but theyre just talking about BF distribution. The woman in the image has an apple shape. Most women are pear or hourglass.
>>34909471>As for the rest of my life I'm fairly confident That's what matters. Being awkward around someone you're just getting to know is normal.
Men,Is it hot if a woman can do the splits or do you not care either way?
>>34909472Of course. But if they're extremely and consistent lacking in the things I value in a person, confidence included, then I don't feel remiss to judge that we probably aren't compatible.
>>34909487Do you use that for sex?
>>34909487Flexibility and athleticism is indeed hot.
can't stop sneezing :c
>>34909476>Same reason a lot of women avoid confidentwomen never say "don't be confident" as an advise, they always say "be confident"so, it makes sense to think that they don't think confident guys are as much of a negative as non-confident guys.You're still basing all this on some supposed potential problem and 3d chess thinkign when it's about -attractiveness-
>>34909483But how do you differentiate with no context, e.g. if you're meeting a woman while you're out alone? I don't really want to do the dumb PUA routine of high fives with the barkeeper and shit just to prove that I'm not a socially incompetent sperg. Also I like to chat with randos to procrastinate talking to a girl who gives me the eyes until shes gone, which is counterproductive.
>>34909487I'd be really happy about that
>>34909488Why do most women find confidence attractive? You're not playing 4d chess and seeing 40 steps in front of you. It's all about being attracted and having chemistry. Confident guys simply get more women no matter if they're trash in other aspects.
>>34909487im dont care
>>34909477The normal , healthy bf% for a woman is indeed between 15-30% according to the clinical definition. I'm getting sick of gym freaks talking people into eating disorders, and yes, spending your life in bulk/cut cycles where you constantly overeat and starve yourself counts as an eating disorder. You constantly have tards keeling over in the 30s and 40s from fucking up their bodies just to get mired at the gay bar.
How many dates before a women owes you sex?
>>34909487lady it is 2026the splits were 1970sthe low bar for hot today is freeclimbing el cap without using your hands
>>34909487don't care
>>34909502A woman never owes you sex. If you dont like it then leave her.
>>3490950267
>>34909505Wrong
>>34909500I won't cry a tear for women getting psyoped by other women into eating less because they think a thin woman is hot when we men never told them anything about that.
>>349095020 if you're brave enough
>>34909487Having skills is impressive, especially if I can't match them. And impressive is hot. But I don't see much practical use for that skill.
Some people here really use this general like a letter or gioyc thread.I am not generally against people using it like that or just whining, but at least TRY to make it relevant to the topic of gender.
If a woman owes you sex, but she unfortunately passes away, are you legally mandated a similar girl to have sex with?
>>34909515her younger sister or her mother if none are available
Or there is this cunt >>34909487 who asks stupid shit and never follows up any of the replies.Truly an emotional black hole.
>>34909516this sounds very reasonable actually
>>34909495>But how do you differentiate with no contextYou don't need other people around to show your confidence. When first meeting someone, it's impossible to gauge how confident they are beyond a reasonable level, you can only tell if they completely lack confidence to a detrimental degree. Have neutral body language and posture, talk normally, feel comfortable sharing things about yourself and making decisions in the moment. That bare minimum is enough to assuage any immediate worries that you're totally lacking in confidence. You can let your confidence shine in two ways going forward: present your most comfortable and capable self in settings you're most accustomed to, or show your ability to seek and stay composed in new situations by trying new things together. Don't act a certain way, unironically just be normal and have the confidence that you're showing the best side of yourself.
>>34909514anything
>>34909494That's because guys asking for advice are usually lacking in confidence. The meatheads almost never want advice.
>>34909483im the original question posterBeing confident when you're getting to know someone is important as it determines if women are attracted to you.
>>34909493allergies, anon?
>>34909523If your horsehoe theory was true they wouldn't tell you to be confident because that wouldn't be attractive to women. They'd say something else.Again, you're talking about this as if chemistry and attractiveness was some 3d chess play with evopsych and shit. It's not.
>>34909532The advice is to be more confident than you currently are, not overconfident.
>>34909516bold of you to assume they'd agree
>>34909525Having the confidence to present yourself as you normally are is what's necessary. Beyond that is just a great plus.
>>34909520Anything.
>>34909491yes, yes you use it for sex
>>34909530yeah :( my head hurts now from all the sneezing
I always had a good chuckle at the be confident to get confident melty
>>34909534bold of you to assume they have a choice
>>34909505right
my back hurts from trying to self suck
Anyone here have leadership experience? I’m 30, and a director in a healthcare facility. I have an assistant who is 24. I’ve known him for 3 years or so. He was one of my foremen when I worked at a larger construction company as a project manager. He’s a good dude and while he wasn’t always the most productive he was always super trustworthy. So when I got this new job, I needed an assistant and got him the job making way more money. I vouched for this kid super hard and talked him up and told him to ask for x amount an hour and told administrators he deserved the money. His job is really easy. He doesn’t really have much responsibility and his day to day usually includes cleaning floors, fixing toilets, hanging pictures, small audits, etc. I don’t micromanage him and he has a lot of autonomy. He basically makes bank for doing not a lot of work. He’s been super cocky lately though and he’s avoiding certain tasks and he’s giving me a lot of attitude over certain things. Like he ignored a task for days and when I asked him about it he said “I was waiting to see how long it took before you did it,”And I just have a massive issue with that. He doesn’t have to deal with on call stuff, he doesn’t have to deal with the state or inspections or documentation or formality. He literally has it so made. And he’s being shitty lately and not doing things and complaining about it. Like I’m on call 24/7 and work a lot of weekends / after hours getting called in. So sometimes I’ll have a late start or leave early if I was there the night before or if my hours were fucked. And he’ll try question me about it? Like bitch wtf? Basically this kid is acting super fucking spoiled and I’m beginning to resent him because he’s 24 and he’s only ever had one other job where I was also his boss and I don’t understand why he’s acting like such a pussy.
>>34909538Spread your legs.
>>34909540damn i didn't know you were like that>>34909538i hope you get well soon anon>>3490954299% of people give up before they succeed
>>34909535>Beyond that is just a great plusbecause it's attractive per se. My question is why.>>34909533nah, the advise is "be confident" no matter if someone isn't or is confident or if the discussion is even about that.
It's over for meI'm 33 and I still hate women
>>34909487flexibility is definitely sexy
>>34909458that just helps you avoid a lot of suffering, but life doesnt break when you suffer, it just changes everything.
>>34909491I guess I have used flexibility for sexBut I have seen when women will drop into the splits thinking it is so impressive and hot, and to me as a woman it looks like pick me and embarrassing. So wanted to know mens thoughts
>>34909551>will drop into the splits thinking it is so impressive and hot, and to me as a woman it looks like pick meI knew it, everything women do IS for male attention!
Just finished Dragon's Dogma 2, and I gotta say, it was pretty mid. The first game did pretty much everything better except maybe the character creation, and those Elden Ring style "crits" on downed enemies. The ending was convoluted and the fact that there was a time limit on the post game was super gay, and you didn't even get a romance scene with your beloved at the end of the game. Also the clothing and armor options sucked. Maybe if I hadn't played the first game I would have liked this more, but I still wouldn't call it a bad game, just mid.
>>34909548who asked?
>>34909546>My question is whyIt's nice to be around people who can feel comfortable in all situations. Above average confidence supports other positive traits like dependability, experience, etc that usually can't be judged without having spent more time with the person.
Women, which one reflects you?
>made a joke to a Tinder girl that I'll pay for her meal if I don't guess something about her>I got it wrong and now she wants me to fulfill my promiseMeh. Should I unmatch her?
>>34909544how is that gonna help?>>34909545>i hope you get well soon anonthanks!
>>34909545>99% of people give up before they succeedI managed to lick the tip
>>34909564>male integrity
>>34909561B-B-B-BASED
>>34909558>Above average confidence supports other positive traits like dependability, experienceseems like a leap and kind of putting the cart before the horse, but I'll take this answer.
>>34909567I'm not paying for girls I haven't fucked
>>34909563what's stopping you from doing that exactly?
>>34909571Then why'd you make the offer?
>>34909573For fun
I'm mad that my friends broke up. It's been almost a year and the friend group isn't the same.Should I throw gasoline on top of it all and tell her that he bought her a ring, but the day he was gonna propose they had a fight?
>>34909571Shouldn't have made that bet then.
>>34909561all 3
>>34909572I already said. Men and women not having the same rights.
I wish I had a smooth twink ass, but God gave me a sasquatch ass.
Atoga being exceedingly retarded right now.
>>34909564bailing on social contracts is ... wellunsustainable but the common practice
>>34909569bold of you to assume we're women (everyone here is a woman and anything saying otherwise is a government psyop)
WomenWhere do I find a good woman
>>34909565Sex helps.
>>34909578but what's physically stopping you? are you mayhaps a pussy?
>>34909582nta>>34909582>>34909576>>34909573>women will tell you they have no reason at all to not ghost you and never respond because you're no one to them so you don't deserve their time, but will tell you some random shit you say to some random ass person on some random app is a legal binding contract you can't break
>>34909566technically you could keep licking it but then you'd realize that it's not worth it and that it's kind of gross
>>34909585I don't have a gf :calso what if I sneeze on her? that would be really embarrassing
>>34909585wouldn't you just become even more tired
>>34909589Get fucked by a man, annoying pussy.>>34909592Who cares, he can make another person's life better by letting him get used.
>>34909575yeah, you should (or maybe don't so as to not to be involved in all that)
I love fit women. I’m in really good shape and I go to the gym 5 days a week. Is it weird if I intentionally try to make eye contact with a girl if I’m attracted to her? Like looking over at her to see if she looks back, and smiling at her if she does to see if she smiles too? Like if she looked away and ignored me I’d leave it alone. But am I wrong for trying?
>>34909593i'm getting a hint that you think anon has a bussy
>>34909595>I go to the gym 5 days a weekSounds like you fuck like a sewing machine :)
>>34909596Anything to get his annoying whining to stop.
>>34909593>Get fucked by a man, annoying pussy.but that would be gay anon
>>34909584define "good woman"
>>34909577You're a tranny?
>>34909598that's not nice
>>34909599You are being more annoying than any gay man, so that should be right up your alley.
>>34909598i think you just crave bussy
>>34909595Its normal. You can tell if a girl likes you by the way she looks at you.
>>34909545>succeedmore like suck seed heheheh
>>34909604I just said I had allergies you didn't have to reply :c
>>34909602No
>>34909609>you didn't have to reply :cAnd you didn't have to make a low effort off topic post.
>talking with match>she stops answering back>check it again last night>she says she's anxious and doesn't like checking back the app so much so even if I seem nice she won't be checking back>unmatch her without answeringI'm kinda bored at this point. Im not even that interested in going out with women anymore.
>>34909612whatever I got (you)s >:3
>>34909612so what is the topic?
>>34909594Maybe I'll tell her sister so I can be a degree away from the chaos
>>34909617It's in the title.
Straight femanons, are you disappointed in being straight and not attracted to other girls? Do you think it would be simpler dating women instead?
>>34909621Yes
I miss my ex-wife. Should I kill myself?
>>34909621I wish I was asexual
>>34909606So I’ve had a lot of attention from pretty girls in the past. Like lots. I’ve had lots of women stare at the gym or smile and stuff. One time this really cute girl took the treadmill right next to mine in a completely empty gym and my water bottle fell on her feet and she smiled and gave it back to me and I didn’t say anything. One small example. I did approach a couple girls in the past and both of them were friendly and receptive. I just get so nervous. Like I am in really great shape and I’m a good looking guy but it’s like my brain still believes I’m still a shy teenager.
>>34909621heck no, I love men. The only thing I envy of lesbians is there’s a lot less pressure to keep up with ur looks/presenting feminine while still able to get a partner. But men are worth it probably.
>>34909622Have you actually tried?
>>34909627Yes and it was even worse than with men
>>34909620very rarely anybody is on topic
>>34909626What do you love about them?
>>34909626How much effort do you actually have to put in to look feminist for a man and how much of it just caused by beauty standards created and enforced by other women?
This song is about you, femanon.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wwaP2WjUiOU
>>34909629I’m noticing a common denominator here
>>34909632>look feministlmao
>>34909635What do you mean
>>34909636>>34909632*feminineSorry for phoneposting
Daddy's home :^)
>>34909637Wherever you go, there you are
>>34909642???
>>34909644He means you should date me instead.
>>34909632I get what u mean and yea it’s really not that much to be feminine enough for a guy if u exclude women’s projections. I think it really just boils down to shaving consistently, which isnt that hard but im lazy lol. If I was a lesbian I would probably never shave. >>34909631How they look, smell, sound and act, and ofc their common love language for their partners with taking on the more dominant and protective role in the relationship, makes me feel safe and cared for. Their cocks too ofc.
>>34909644I meant you should date anon instead
>>34909221>one woman>within the context of a committed relationshipHalf truths are lies.
>>34909649You sound like a good lay.
>>34909519>or show your ability to seek and stay composed in new situationsWell, talking to a woman and trying to get into her pants IS the new situation
>>34909597why would you need to go to the gym for that
>>34909649How hairy do you get?Personally I wouldn't mind it as long as you aren't as hairy as meKeep the bush intact though
>>34909626Lesbians aren't real btw. Only men can be homos.
Anyone attracted to cocks are faggots, including womenThe only real heterosexual sex is lesbian sex
>>34909662If left unshaved for long enough, I’m most certainly as hairy if not hairier than you and most manons. Both in terms of thickness of hair and placement all over my body.
>>34909498Why would we be attracted to insecurity? If even you think you're not worth shit I'm going to pass and find a guy who thinks he's worth something.Imagine I made some cookies. I offer them to a friend to try but preface it with "they might be disgusting I think I did something wrong". The friend is probably more wary of taking a cookie now no? Might reconsider? When you are not confident you are the potentially disgusting cookie.
>>34909666I don't think you understand how words work.
Hiya! May I have a crumb of pussy, please?
>>34909666anon... your agp...
>>34909570First impressions, anon. They matter.
GenderWhy's the sky blue?Why is water wet?Why'd Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?Why
>>34909649>How they look, smell, sound and act, and ofc their common love language for their partners with taking on the more dominant and protective role in the relationship, makes me feel safe and cared for. Their cocks too ofc.Are you sure you're not a homosexual transsexual? Or just a regular gay guy? I feel like women don't actually like men.
>>34909680Because God willed it.
milfs treat me nicely
>>34909672Fine lesbian sex is the only morally acceptable sex>>34909678Nonexistent
>>34909666>The only real heterosexual sex is lesbian sexI agree
>>34909652What's the lie? I dated her seriously and we were committed and exclusive before we had sex.
>>34909684I had some older lady tell me to smile back when I was working at Chipotle, kinda like that comic that was making the rounds a while back. I don't know, you just made me think of that.
Did you know: you can kill a zoomer on the spot if you draw a mustache on your index finger and hold it up to your upper lip? Their minds can’t handle it
>>34909680MThe first one is something about refraction of sunlight in the atmosphere. I think.I don't know the others.
i wanna be a milf when im older
>>34909684They’re always very nice. One milf would show up to one of my jobs pretty often and ask “where’s the brunette” if I wasn’t in that day
>>34909587Lol, I asked her where and of course, she picks a place where you gotta book a table and pay 70 bucks for sushi. I'm not doing that for a bitch I haven't fucked. First dates will be a simple walk in the park and maybe a cafe if I'm hungry.
>>34909692How very narcissistic.
>>34909692Have you locked down a future dilf yet?
How do I live now that hes gone? I dont want any other man. Imagining him with another girl makes me sick.
>>34909680I understood that reference, my nigga
>>34909687You're still somewhat attracted to cock, faggot
>>34909680MI also understood this reference my nigga
>>34909700Nice. Shout outs to all my niggas from Shaolin
>>34909684Once I'm a mom, what else do I need to do to be a qualified milf? Can milfs be flatties?
>>34909705Flirting with younger men which you already do
if i think someone is flirting with me how right is my intuition likely
>>34909689girls in general tell me I should smile more
>>34909687... Why does the mustache look so natural on Asami?
>>34909711You must be a chad or something.
>>34909705flatties stop being flatties once they get pregnant and have babies
>>34909705Teach the younger generation of men how to properly plap in order to relax from your child rearing.You owe it to your foid sisters, raising the new generation of Chads is the age old resonsibility of the well aged hag.
How do I live now that shes gone? I dont want any other woman. Imagining her with another guy makes me sick.
>>34909705You just need to be a hot mom and flirt with younger guys.
>>34909713hm I don't think I am
The tomboy erasure must end.
>>34909717Cry about it for a while and meet other women.
>>34909722I’m doing my part. I’m helping a tomboy detrans.
>>34909717I used to think like that until I met a new girl and realized that my ex was a cunt and not special and that there are better girls out there
>>34909709>>34909718So milfs are get a pass for being teases? That sounds ideal.>>34909715I don't want to hope so before it happens, that way I'm not disappointed.>>34909716Too much work.
>>34909727>So milfs are get a pass for being teases? That sounds ideal.That’s their whole thing, yeah. I will point out that most of them are either single or in failing marriages though.
>>34909725Based
>>34909728Oh. Lame.
>>34909697bleh.>>34909698no.
>>34909727>Too much work.We should replace slutshaming by shaming women for not being sluts
Is there any point to dating if I’m not a funny/entertaining person? I’m just not a funny person, I can’t get people to laugh one on one. And I’m not particularly entertaining either. I just want to have conversations with women, yet it’s obvious women don’t want that because I’m always ghosted. Should I just give up? I’m white, 5’8, and a 6/10, could be a 7/10 if I got rid of my acne scars and styled my hair better
Are the great lakes really that great
>>34909737women will find you funny when they are into you, learn to tell some jokes and you're set. They don't laugh because they really think you are funny but because their pussies tingle. And drop the reatrde zoomie number thing, if you're a "7/10" that means you're a good looking dude and that says enough.
>>34909740Lake America is beautiful
now that I think about it, the zeon were the good guys they were opposing a one government world
>>34909745one world government*fuck
Why do people live in such random places like Wichita, Kansas and Des Moines, Iowa?
>>34909750Because I grew up here and don’t want to leave
>>34909734I used to have this huge thing for fanfics with obligate sex, like it's institutionalized or something.
I want to live on the moon
>>34909755Take it easy for a little while, come and stay with us
>>34909734Women are sluts anonJust not for youOr anyone really
>>34909740They are really that bigIDK about quality
>>34909740well they shoremogg the coasts
>>34909755Richard Nixon we know it’s you
I want the moon!I want to live on the moonand eat it in a pieand keep it as a petand wear it like a gemstone in my hair
>>34909759no the earth sucks and the moon is pretty and I want to see it up close
>>34908106Should I eat a hot dog or a slice of pizza from the Costco food court today
fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars!
>>34909769Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars
Two shows a day, four nights a week. Easy money.
>>34909761>Just not for youCope
This general is completely worthless, it’s just a bunch of Neanderthals posting one sentence shitposts.
How do you know if you actually love them if your mind is too clouded by lust
>>34909776What do you have to offer
>>34909750>Des MoinesNot random, it's on a major river junction. Waterways are always where settlements are because of how much they provide directly and through logistics. Ancient settlement of native peoples was there. US department of war built a fort there to control the native peoples. Whiskey trade to the native peoples caused settlers in the area, using the then abandoned fort. Settlement grew, so it got a railroad link. Railroad+River crossroads now, and it had coal. Another cycle of decay and rebirth with tech changes, Des Moines became a center for financial and insurance officers who now didn't need any particular geographic connection other than easy metropolitanized land, putting up Skyscrapers there in the 1970s-1980s. Now it's self-sustaining as they keep the taxes on the insurance guys low and the population has levelled at ~750,000 residents.>WichitaIt once again is the conflux of two waterways with ancient settlements of native peoples there. Then used to be "Cowtown" for cattle drives travelling north to Kansas railroads. Then it became an aircraft production hub, and all of the vertical industries in that production finding it conveinent to be nearby. It's population has levelled at ~650,000 residents.
>>34909767Moon dust is toxic
>>34909778If you'd make baby. So really, they shouldn't be seperate things.
>>34909778You wait? Idk I've never felt real love
>>34909772in other words, hold my handin other words, darling, kiss me
>>34909783adapt and overcome anon!
The ideal wife is a thousand year old billionaire vampire loli who won't have sex with you because you're beneath her but has a thousand maids to service you.
>>34909794uh, you're on your own on that one
>>34909729Very. I’m living out someone’s fantasy rn
>>34909790Fill my heart with song and let me sing forevermoreYou are all I long for, all I worship and adore
>>34909794this but she loves me and she looks like an adult woman with a flat chest
My asshole is sore and beat the fuck up from shitting too hard
femanon can I massage your jaw?
I just have to laugh
>>34909722A true crime against humanity.
>>34909794All I want is a 4.5/10 white girl with a fat ass who is ~7 years younger, isn't stupid and finds me attractive.
>>34909785Idk I feel that I need to act now before I miss my chance, but I want a serious relationship, shallow attraction isn't enough >>34909786I think we'd make very cute babies
>>34909722Facts
>>34909772Oh so you know Sinatra but not a semi obscure YouTube theater production company's Aladdin parody?
Femanons, how many men have seen your asshole?
>>34909815The last man who saw me completely naked was the obgyn who delivered me
Can’t believe the amount of people online defending a literal baby disintegrating a nigger with his laser powers
Tomboys suck ass. Why the fuck would I want a bitch who acts like a man? I'm surrounded by men every fucking second of my waking hour already.
>>349098151
>>34909818Not the question that was asked
Don't tell my gf, but I'm excited to see her asshole.
I want to escape this life, with you, we could be happier somewhere else
Will femanons be shocked if I spread their ass cheeks to have a peep at their starfish, during sex I mean?
>>34909818How many have seen you partially naked?
Since we are on the topic, women who don't shower after pooping and before sex are disgusting. We can see residue of shit on your asshole even if you "wiped good". Also it smells of shit.
>>34909815Thousands, I assume.
>>34909812>Idk I feel that I need to act now before I miss my chance, but I want a serious relationship, shallow attraction isn't enoughWhy do you feel so pressured? Rushing into things usually ends badly>I think we'd make very cute babiesI've thought this a lot but if I acted on it every single time...
>>34909822You can still infer the answer>>34909827If swimsuits count as partially naked, then a lot
>>34909818>>34909834How many women have seen your asshole then?
>>34909834>If swimsuits count as partially naked, then a lotNah, I meant nudity on top or bottom.
>>34909831I'm gonna be 30 in a couple of years, I've never been in a relationshipand I'm kinda worried that if I keep fumbling my chances I'll end up alone
>>34909768Chicken bake
at least 4 women have seen my penis
>>34909778If you find yourself planning your future around them and like more about them than just the sex, you probably love them.If you can read what love is as described in 1 Corinthians and honestly say that you feel those things for this person, you love them.
Woah, dat ass!
>>34909841I'll marry you if you have a cute pink asshole.
>>34909834It only counts if you're wearing a g-string thong
>>34909819Don’t be surprised if this baby goes on to become the next Hitler
>sister is now engaged to a single father>is now taking care of and raising the babyGenders, do you think the same disapproval for such behavior exists socially for women? Or do only men get made fun of for step-parenting?I ask because I've honestly never even seen it happen until now so I have never thought of it
>>34909830onlyfans?
>>34909859This may come as a surprise to you, but most men don't get made fun of for being a step-father.
>>34909859Why would a woman want to share the man's resources with the cumspawn from another bitch?
>>34909859Stepparents get treated with suspicion in general, but I don't think that there is a female equivalent to the ridicule that men get (almost exclusively from other men btw). The evil stepmother trope may be the closest thing
>>34909863Real life isn’t like the internet? Buh??
>>34909863I only make fun of the step dad if he is white and the woman's kid is half-black
>>34908147Ethnically ambiguous FtM pooner>>34908368Jewish OF whore
>>34909863Unless it's a different color
>>34909862No. I posted a ton of nudes on 4chan a long time ago. A lot of asshole-related stuff was requested.
Women, have you ever been gangbanged before? If not, do you want to be?
Why do people post their nudes or whatever on the internet? Never posted my cock anywhere in my life. Is it a child from a divorced background thing?
>>34909873lewd..
>>34909794you sound like a sketchy guy
>>34909874Only by plastic. I think a real gangbang would only be hot in the exact logistical scenario in my head, but obviously it'd never go perfectly smoothly.
>>34909875I’m a second generation child of divorce and have never posted cock, so no.
>>34909841>I'll end up aloneI don't cease to be amazed at how people still treat relationships as if it was a game of musical chairs.People break up and look for partners at all life stages, and as a man you can easily date younegr women too.All you achieve with your mindset is giving women th eick through desperation, and setting yourself up for one of those dogshit relationships where both partners don't really like each other but are desperate to not be alone.
>>34909874no and almost definitely not. good circumstances for it likely do not exist.
>>34909876I just wanted attention, honestly.
>>34909884You don't want to just go full whore for a day and then never tell anyone? It'd be fun and your future husband wouldn't have to know about it.
>>34909875Normalisation of porn and having no sense of self respect. Plain stupidity too, and thinking that the bad things like sextortion can't possibly happen to you
I want to try anal sex, but my gf refuses to clean her hole properly and I'm not about to risk getting poop dick.Is using a douche really that much of a hassle?
>>34909889>I want to stick my penis in the poophole but there's poop in it!?!?!?!
>>34909889It's not just buying a douche. It's diet watching the days before and fasting a bit, learning how to use a douche correctly, worrying about if you prepped enough, etc. It's a very vulnerable thing and requires a lot of thought to get right.
>>34909890But you can rinse out the poop (I watched porn tutorials) so why would I risk poop dick?
>>34909889i will never comprehend men who feel a desperate need to fuck their girls butt tbqhits one of the only matters where I can confidently understand fags more than heterosexuals. For homos, its not really a situation with an alternative at the very least.
>>34909893You can avoid poop dick entirely by not sticking it in the poophole???
>>34909895but I want to stick it in the poop hole!>>34909894it's a power move kind of thing
>>34909894All I want to do with a woman’s butthole is look at it and maybe stretch it a little by spreading her cheeks. Thanks for reading.
>>34909893theres still a risk , also I will never get people who claim to be into sex but want it to be all sterile and clinical instead of passionate, spontaneous and as a result some times messy. Just stick to missionary in the dark and make sure to rinse your dick so none of that icky pussy slime can get on you
>>34909894I knew some gay dude who claimed anal disgusted him and he just stuck to uhhh other practices. But imo he was actually a conflicted bisexual
>>34909894It's a fun change of pace plus I can cum inside without any concern. I'll put a plug in her ass as we fuck and then I can pull the plug out and fuck/finish in her ass
>>34909889Yes, it's a hassle. Injecting water into yourself can cause cramps and discomfort, and then you gotta sit on the toilet to get it all out, which can take a WHILE. And if the water's not coming out clear, you gotta repeat until it does.M who practices anal masturbation, btw
>>34909894Ass is tighter, and some guys like the smell of sweaty ass. Plus there is no pregnancy risk so you can just raw dog it.
Anal sex isn’t gross guys. You just have to shit out hot dog water for a while and then it’s smooth sailing
>>34909894Its a submission and compliance thing aka proof of love. A woman who refuses to be my slut doesn't love me, end of story. Doesn't have to be anal, but something thats wild and taboo and shows she lets go around me and doesn't ick out while in bed.
>>34909904This is the same person who hates me btw. There’s an insane correlation between people who hate me and people who enjoy digging inside of their own ass
>>34909904You guys must not have a lot of fiber in your diets. I take a shit, squirt a little bit of water, clear the rest out in like three minutes, doesn't take long at all. When I'm in demon mode and on stimulants I even ass to mouth my bbc dildo, there is zero smell or residue. I don't understand people who acts like it's a lot of work.
>>34909905I like the sweaty ass smells, but I get enough of that from doggy. I’ll never really get the appeal.
>>34909909i just dont eat two meals its not really complicated
>>34909917>I don't understand people who acts like it's a lot of work.Well, the hardest stimulant I use is caffeine, and I don’t have a demon mode, for starters…
>>34909886im not gonna talk to you because you are spiritually corrupt and mentally flaccid
>>34909859How old is she?
>>34909922I just found “keep shitting until it’s clear” to be funny
>>34909859Free baby. It's a baby it's young enough that it might like her more than the birth mom depending on if she's around, imagine the ego boost if the father AND the baby like you more than they like the birth mother.
>>34909917>I don't understand people who acts like it's a lot of work.The left has no theory of mind
>>34909910Is that why he asked me to give him road head that one time and never again? It was a test?
>>34909869>>34909871There's a level of grace, imo. Like a white woman with a white man and a clearly mixed boy? Yeah, he invited chaos into his life. But any other combination isn't bad.
can i have questions pls
>>34909938that's a porn-brain thinghe probably just didn't like the reality of it
>>34909925I'm fully mentally erect, thank you. There is no ED of the mind here.
i would fast for multiple days and turkey baster my ass for him if he wanted me to
>>34909889You need to turn it into a bonding experience and help her clean her asshole
>>34909938nah its porbably just one of those things thats hotter in theory than in practice
>>34909948You do not have to be doing all of that
>>34909941>But any other combination isn't badTrue because of pic related
>>34909944Why?
>>34909952It definitely is. A girl I dated insisted on it, and I’m just not enough of an exhibitionist for the stress to not outweigh me getting my dick sucked. We were in traffic too
>>34909910i despise this mindset so much. its so petulant and juvenile and is generally so gross even though im interested in a lot of sexual experimentation, i sure as hell never want to be with a guy who doesnt find passion in the erotic and is just some asshole who equates intimacy and vapid compliance
>>34909954unless he's got a scat fetish, yes i do need to be doing all that
>>34909945It seems like it would be kind of scary to me, like it seems impossible to enjoy it because you're trying not to run into the truck next to you on the highway.
I wish life and having a physical body wasn't so uncomfortable.
>>34909941I don't that's true, but can't explain it to a woman, even if it is you
>>34909960enjoy your catspower dynamics are the only game in town. nobody who hates them fucks in the current year, if they ever did.
>>34909955Once saw a study that said like 90% of children born to white women and a black men were from unmarried couplesThe stereotypes are completely true
MenIf you're white, Why haven't you married yourself a black girl? Lowest divorce rates of any pairing
>>34909962You would be correct! It’s either scary or just awkward as fuck because you can see other drivers.
>>34909894I like the idea of anal sex because women have sexy asses and I want to fuck themBut if I ever got a gf I probably wouldn't ask her do it unless she had JH level of enthusiasm
>>34909969STDshorrifying cultural valuescomical loss of statuscan't do even for a dime, sorrytwo or three billion as dowry would change my mind but nothing less
>>34909966that isnt a power dynamic it is childish insecurity. you are not dominant. you are a needy spoiled child. everybody can see it in you, and it's why you are alone.
>>34909961Who’s the lucky guy?
>>34909955>True because of pic relatedI would say it's more in how I have seen mixed boys act, plus the father is an unknown variable. You may never see nor hear from him again, or he might be a violent piece of shit. I think a big issue for most mixed white-black kids with a white mom is that most of them are never truly in touch with their black side, and that lack of identity manifests in bad ways.
>>34909969There was the absolute stunning black girl in some of my classes in college that I still think about to this dayAnyways there's a lot of cultural differences and stuffPlus I'd have to find one. I'm not dating a hood negress
>>34909976>that isnt a power dynamic it is childish insecurity.yep.I'm not (you) here.enjoy your cats. you're done.
Should a big sister take her little brother's virginity to prevent him from going down the incel pipeline?
>>34909941>>34909978You think a guy raising his wife's mixed son looks bad because of behavioral issues?
>>34909980zing! nice comeback. but i think i heard it like one post ago?
>>34909969My first ever crush was on a black woman when I was a kid. She even found out about it, I was 10 years old she was 25
>>34909969I need to find one first. One of the hottest women Ive ever seen in my life was a black woman.
*Walks in makes women uncomfortable with his male gaze
>>34909986not a zingnot a comebackyou are not going to make it :/
Merry Kirkmas to my American friends.
>>34909986lol
>>34908199I have no idea who these people are
Damn lotta white guys got feels for the Black Betty. Guess it's true what they say, the darker the berry the sweeter the juice huh
>>34908239If Im drunk I may face fuck one if hes really pretty and has good make up but thats it.
ruined my chicken nuggies so I'll eat cup ramen instead
>>34909994Merry 9/11 to all my third worldees
>>34910002my condolences anon
>>34908239MI treat them like black women.They’re not completely off the table but it’s pretty unlikely. They have to be a pretty special specimen
>>34909994Wearing all black and very somberly grieving his loss with pyrotechnics today.
>>34910004thanks
>>34910002How did you ruin the nuggies?
>Wetin be dis tori wey some white oga wey no wan show face dey yan say dem wan marry black pikin dem?
>>34910011I was cooking them on the stove but uhh I used vinager instead of cooking oil...
>>34909992
>>34909969MI’ve never lived around very many black people. I’m about to move somewhere mostly populated by black people, but I’m already dating a Mexican girl.
Plap
>>34909985Why do you think the negative perception of it exists in the first place?>>34909994>Merry Kirkmas to my American friends.Gonna take a hot load in my throat tonight in his honor.
Remember to wear a red scarf on Kirkmas to symbolize the wound of the martyr.
I had a nice little chat with my grandma about how I’d recently come around to Christianity last Christmas, and she gave thanks to Charlie Kirk for it and no thanks to Jesus. :|
>>34910022still have no idea who this fag is
>>34910016M or F
>>34910016Oof that is an unfortunate mistake
>>34910020No guy wants to marry a niggerfucker
>>34910024I don't believe that story. Sounds like you made it up.
>>34909950this
>>34910027yeah... I don't cook a lot so I still can't tell the difference, the kitchen stinks now.>>34910026M
>>34910029Do you really think people would just lie on the internet?
State GenderIs it a good idea to judge my health based on how hard I rip rope?
Anthropologist 200 years from now: "No one know they origin of this peculiarly American tradition, where on September 10th people exchange the traditional greeting 'Counting or not counting gang violence?' before jerking their head to one side."
How is Dominoes allowed to get away with this?
>>34910034No, feel your nose, if its wet means you're healthy
>>34909960Well maybe its badly worde but thats the point. A woman who "finds passion in the erotic" and doesn't just spread her legs while staring at the ceiling to collect her Beta Bux. Doesn't matter how that manifests in detail, but women who only want to have missionary in the dark aren't it.
>>34910029Nope, it happened.>It’s so good, what Charlie Kirk has done for so many young men in this country.I also got to hear all about those damn Somalians.
strange how every single kirkposter is russianmakes you think
>>34910037Woof
I.. I took my meds and she went away
>>34910036Because 170 calories/3 pieces sounds better than 900 calories/16 pieces
>>34910032How didn’t you smell the vinegar before you used it?
I never listened to Charlie while he was alive but I bought the Freedom shirt after he died. I can't think of better proof of a life well lived than leftists rejoicing when you're gone. I hope I can someday be half the man he was.
>>34910016I don't believe you, how could you not realize from the viscosity or the smell or the color that you had vinegar and not oil
>>34910038sex acts don't matter, intention matters, and the intention you described was selfish, devoid of passion, and entirely inhuman. it was goddamn corporate. sex as providing value to the shareholders, being you and only you. i would rather die.
>>34910036Because you're gonna buy it anyway, piggy
>>34909971What's my perceived level of enthusiasm?
>>34910054'bout tree fiddy
>>34910054You know you need itAre you getting off to being reminded that you fuck yourself in the butt?
>>34910028Plenty do, because most people genuinely don't care.>>34910036>How is Dominoes allowed to get away with this?Because their MO is to make you use their deals and app to reduce the price and/or make you buy more. Like with that new two-slice deep dish pizza that's $10. $3 more than a whole medium pizza. >>34910047His life was meaningless and his legacy is being memed and his wife not caring that he died.
>>34910057You're right. I just like having something so personal understood and at least vaguely affirmed by others.
>>34910036It’s so they can force you to use their coupon system
>>34910046>>34910049I have allergies, can't smell anything
>>34909969Because even the mild, docile Black girls are just not worth it. They have annoying friends and awful family and I don't want that baggage. Shame cause I definitely got white boy rizz, several black women have been interested in me
>>34910058>most peopleDefinitely not mostIf there wasn't a stigma then BLACKED wouldn't be a think to play off ofAnd don't say because there are white guys who do marry white women with mixed children that that must mean most white guys are okay with thatThere's plenty of white dudes married to trannies; doesn't mean we're all okay with thatYou're not white or a man so you definitely don't know
Do you think her reaction was justified, /atoga/?
>>34910068>And don't say because there are white guys who do marry white women with mixed children that that must mean most white guys are okay with thatI was specifically talking about you saying no man wants to marry a woman who has slept with a black man. Not marrying a single mother of a mixed child.
anons would you rather date a girl that tries her absolute best at every little thing but fucks it up like 60% of the time or a girl that doesn't really try that hard but is naturally gifted and does things well like 80% of the time?
>>34910069Not the blackmailing part, but forgiveness can't be bought. It's up to her discretion whether she forgives him or not.
>>34909917In retrospect, I realize that I was talking about cleaning out the sigmoid colon too, not just the rectum. A normal sized penis will probably fit fine into the rectum, in which case, yes flushing out the rectum is much easier and quicker
>>34910058>His life was meaningless and his legacy is being memed and his wife not caring that he died.His entire life was centered around promoting being a good boy who always does whatever the authorities say to get rewarded. Hes a shining example of the rewards that await you. Such as a transactional wife you recieved as a reward and who liked him as much as you would any trophy wife expect to like her man.
>>34910072Again, there's probably more guys who could brush that off but it's not a majority
>>34910087His CIA spook widow freaks me the fuck out.
>>34910058He's been dead for a year and he still rules the minds of libtards worldwide.
>>34910076Effort is meaningless if it doesn't lead to a result
>>34910076not really important tbqhthe people who matter show up even when showing up is hard and try their best even though it means making a lot of mistakesjust learn at your pace and do your thing, it's fine. anyone that doesn't accommodate shouldn't be in your life.
>>34910090Making fun of widows is extremely empathetic so I know you're the good guys here.
>>34910091Good luck meeting a libtard anywhere in real life over the age of 25.
>>34910076The gifted one. Although I applaud the other one for trying her best.
>>34910091Ah yes, the famously intelligent rightoids. The ones that have denied climate change for 70 years.
>>34910099I’m not pretending to be a good guy. Erika Kirk is a demonic freak who really did work with the CIA before she married Charlie.
>>34910078She doesn't have to forgive, but ruining his life over something he did when he was 9 years old is just twisted, especially since it wasn't prolonged abuse. My brothers and I have literally given each other stiches and broken bones and we never held a vindictive grudge.
>>34910105i believe that she reacted poorly and irresponsibly but broken bones are not comparable to csa.
>>34910069Was he also molested? Kids don't just molest eachother like this.
>>34910103Yeah the polar ice caps are completely gone now. I should've listened to you.
>>34910106Broken bones are actually much worse than non-penetrative groping, especially when in the former situation one person was intentionally trying to hurt the other and in the latter situation the molester was too young to be truly responsible for their actions, believing otherwise is delusional.
Just checking in on the thread.
>>34910114both have happened to me. the bone healed. the mental scarring did not. don't speak on things you don't understand.
>>34910069It's a normal reaction if she's actually only just now realizing what happened.The bigger issue is that his parents just cut him off instead of figuring out where the fuck they went wrong and taking responsibility that it happened under their care. The "abuser" was their 10 year old, that makes THEM the real assholes of the situation.I held a grudge against my step brother for a long time but one day I was like "if he did that to me then what the fuck was his dad doing to him?" And yes I have good reason to believe it was his dad. Now I just feel pity. I certainly would never want to hang out with the guy but I don't wish him pain and misfortune any more.
>>34910076i'm going to pretend this is about sucking cock. the enthusiasm would be pretty hot and would make me think she actually likes. with the 80% girl i wouldn't know for sure.
>>34910090True but I think he genuinely believed she was actually into him, and fuckign him probably was part of her duties. I can kind of uznderstand how relieved she must have felt when her superiors decided to green light the hit.
>>34910099>Making fun of widows is extremely empatheticThe point in not making fun of widows is that they are mourning. She never did. I don't want to play armchair psychiatrist, but she gives serious ASPD vibes or at least tendencies. >>34910105>She doesn't have to forgive, but ruining his life over something he did when he was 9 years old is just twisted, especially since it wasn't prolonged abuse.The length of it doesn't change the fact that it happened and no one has a right to tell you how you should feel about being abused. You also ignore the fact that the revelation calls into question everything he's ever done for her, now knowing they were done out of guilt and not out of love.> My brothers and I have literally given each other stiches and broken bones and we never held a vindictive grudge.Given EACH OTHER. It's a lot different than your older brother, say, breaking your bones when you were too young to understand why he was hurting you. Would you have easily forgiven your brothers if they sexually abused you?>>34910115>causes a guy to commit suicide in your pathNothing personnel kid
>>34910126>She's not actually sad because in the five minutes of video I've seen from her since he died, she's usually not crying.>Also, when she is crying she's just acting Leftists are truly evil people who enjoy the suffering of others.
Moids, why aren't you going for nerdy girls?
>>34910130its' guaranteed bpdemon catching
>>34910130Because they probably celebrate when conservatives get murdered, and want Lindsay Clancy to get away with murdering her children.
>>34910069nohe's a 9 year old, 9 year olds are basically retarded. I'm sorry but i cant take moral judgements involving the extremely young/old seriously. It just reeks of a poor theory of mind, I can't overlook how stupid it makes someone look when they do it.
>>34910116Boohoo faggot. Unless you were molested by an adult or were penetrated, then I don't really care. Prepubescent children doing sexual acts on one another is not completely abnormal behavior and children aren't held responsible for a reason, the only people here that would get in any trouble would be the parents, which is why it's absurd that they excommunicated him over it.
>>34910130For every nerdy girl there's about 11 geeks pushing for her attention at any given time.
>>34910137Anyone remember the obsession with gamer girls? Guys trying to find a gamer gf. Same goes for anime. It's probably easier to get a gf like that if you're aren't obsessed with video games or anime. Guys who are can definitely get girls like that, but it always seemed like guys who were really into games or anime and really wanted to date a girl who was, never had gfs.
>>34910147I'd like to be the one to introduce a girl to some of my favorite video games.
>>34910130I already did
>>34910126>Would you have easily forgiven your brothers if they sexually abused you?If all they did was grope me in the bathtub for a month? Yes, yes I would. I did fool around with an older female cousin when we were younger too, I do not consider that to be abuse and have no ill-will towards her.
>>34910148yeah odds are you get a girl who games less or she's showing your her interests.
>>34910147>Guys trying to find a gamer gf.Gaming has become so ubiquitous with women that it just happens organically anyways. Like if a woman isn't down to spend the occasional weekend with me hitting stimulants and playing vidya then living together is not really going to work.
>>34910153true, but 2013-2016 it wasn't like it is now. you also have to consider how much they game and what games. guys probably don't care anymore because they game more anyway so it's good enough.
>>34910130Idk where I'm supposed to meet them
>>34910076Whatever, both seem like decent options
>>34910130they're out of my league
>>34910076ehformer sounds like she has baggage and self-esterm issues if shes trying that hard consistently second one sounds like a well adjusted person (also you dont need to be gifted to do things right most of the time most tasks are not complex)
>>34910135>It just reeks of a poor theory of mind, I can't overlook how stupid it makes someone look when they do it.I agree, for some reason women feel the need to take any situation in which they were the victim and blow it completely out of proportion regardless of all other context.
>>34910130If we assume that video to be true, I'm not interested in dating someone who isn't interested in, well... dating! If it's a male-dominated nerdy hobby, the available women would be slim pickings. And I'm not sure what female-dominated nerdy hobbies would even apply here. Like, reading? How does one "get good at" that? Sticking to hobbies alone for a dating pool seems silly and ineffective.Video aside, I very much like nerdy girls and would be happy to date one. But I can't do that if they stay isolated and never try to match with anyone outside of their niche!
>>34910170Definitely one of the more insane centaur designs I’ve seen
>>34910130I could message a girl right now who's into something nerdy I don't remember because she's an overweight cat lady with pale skin and I like black queens
>>34910170Could you be any more of a limpdick cuckold?
Women, if your husband offered to pay for a boob job what would be your reaction?
>>34910191Maybe after we have our baby and I'm done breastfeeding. But it has to be the TOP OF THE LINE.
>>34910076Former but I hope she doesn't try that many things and focuses on a few if because giving your all to everything is too much.
i cannot get past the interview stage. i'm a woman who has bad social skills (very bad childhood + wasn't raised 'normally') and the interviewer is always another woman and i feel like they clock me and find me creepy.i haven't had any experience with male recruiters but should i try to apply for jobs that are more likely to have them even if it's outside my field? i just want a job at this point and my cunt has 10% unemployment. maybe male recruiters wouldn't mind my awkwardness.
>>34910191Same as first reply
>>34910130Uhm... does musical theatre count as a nerdy hobby? One of my crushes studies that in academy
>>34910196Are you ugly?
Mentally ill discord egirls are telling me to masturbate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuBETyA_yxc
>>34910202I've been telling you guys to masturbate ITT for years.
>>34910201i feel like i'm just normal/average. not noticeably hot, not ugly but i've gotten approached outside plenty of times.
>>34910199 (Me)Also forgot to say I picked up one performing arts/street theatre specific discipline as a hobby a couple years ago and am regarded as one of the best in my country now. Though I'm still the same foidless awkward weirdo
>shecalled me last night. We talked for over an hour. It was quite nice, actually. But she also told me her ex started messaging her and sending her gifts but she doesn't know how she feels about it. She refused to see him when he flew out to see her though. She asked me if I had met or was seeing anyone and I told her I've met new girls but after meeting them all it did was make me realize I had feelings for her. She said "thank you" and I didn't push for any elaboration on that. She told me that she missed me and that she missed me and my female friend more than anyone else she had met in America.I dunno if it's over or if it's just getting started. I'm terribly smitten by her but there are some serious holdups I have about her (e.g. where I want to live vs where she wants to live, how we both feel about religion is growing different, if she's fixed her problem with alcohol). I think she's emotionally conflicted right now and so I can't force anything, nor do I want to. I told her how I felt about her and presented myself as an option, but I didn't say anything about what she should do about her ex because I don't think that's my place to do so.Women, do you think this is a reasonable thought process? Because part of me feels like I'm wasting my time and being strung along. I'm not sure how to take "thank you" as a response to, "I think I have feelings for you," either.
Postpartum depression makes me say nigga
>>34910196What kinda jobs are you applying for?
Women, if you and your man were going to your hotel room for the first time and he kept failing to open it with the card would you get the ick
>>34910213Women who say "nigger" while being non-white themselves is so silly.
>>34910213It's different from postpartum psychosis which is a serious thing. Maybe now it'll start to get taken seriously. But who am I kidding, of course not.
>>34910191I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>34910213But you have neither a womb nor kids
>>34910220nigger
>>34910225See?
How do I copy the personality of someone I'm into? I realized that behind the crush is a deep admiration for someone who has an ideal personality that I'm jealous of. I wish I was able to be actually chill and nonchalant instead of just pretending.
>>34910227I'm white though
>>34910228watch drive and practice putting on Ryan Gosling's persona. Once you can do that you can basically mask as anyone.This isn't good at getting a longterm gf though because you won't be able to keep up the facade for ever so do this at your own risk.
This zero sugar root beer finna make a white boy go crazy
>>34910191Completely unprompted? Like I haven't brought up getting one on my own at all? Kill myself
>>34910215I would assume it's the card or door's fault
>>34910230Sure you are, silly girl.
>>34910241What is a white?
>>34910244One of the oldest and most effective divide and conquer ops
Should I invest in a vr headset for porn?
>>34910259Probably not.
>>34910103There’s no climate change, Birdbrain
Feeling cynical again, time to let off steam.
>>34910268You are Canadian.
>>34910275You’re a leftist
>>34910279
>>34910130I work for a software company and all the girls we hire have graduated with exceptional grades from their very selective STEM major, yet at best they know... Python and basic C? None of them are "nerds" or "geeks", you'd think they are based on their resumes but they end up being little more than a low-tier autist.
>>34910237Based
oh my gawd does someone object to the state sucking ass I'm going insaane
*reddit_cuck_ragebait_written _by_a_guy_jerking_off.jpg*Foids, why are you literally hitler?
>>34910228You have to be very self aware about it and basically lie to yourself until you believe it. In middle school I made a concerted effort to convince myself not to give a shit, faked it til I made it. In high school originally it wasn't fully there but by college and beyond I more or less don't give a shit about most things relating to status symbols or comparing myself to others
>>34910294>Guy who doesn't wipe his ass because "that's gay"
>>34910058>Most people don’t careMost people don’t talk about it publicly. Get a bunch of white, Mexican, and Asian dudes in a room with no women and start talking shit about the fat white trash girl with the black baby daddy and we all go all in roasting her ass.>Everyone knows that isn’t your baby>Everyone knows where the baby daddy is>Everyone knows you’re paying for it>Everyone knows you couldn’t do any better
i just want to confess. i did fuck rulebreaker. and it destroyed my soul. it's like that scene in avengers when gamora asks what it cost him. it cost me everything.i can still live - but sex is off the table. permanently.
>>34910291I'm antisemitic and a mediocre painter
>Please state genderMy female friend/roommate found my porn folder.Worst part is most of the women featured share an...obvious similarity with her. (I swear it's coincidental)Do I apologize?How cooked am I?
>>34910294bub, you're more leftist than anyone in Europe or the americas by virtue of citizenship alone.Mutts would porbably call me a commie European, but what your country is pulling on the reg is absolutely insane from where I live.You guys jeeted yourselves to a degree tha tmakes our muzzie infestation look like a joke, and canucks haven't done shit.
>>34910206But are not one of them.
>>34910304Top Gary issues>Fucking homeless women>Bludging off welfare>Jerking off to being cucked by America>Scoring meth
>>34910300Are we still talking about this bitch? She’s gone quiet. I hope she’s in an asylum.
>>34910244Yuo.
>>34910259>investFuck no>buy one with my extra cashSure, treat yourself
>>34910305>foundDo you share your puter with her?
>>34910305M.I'd do your best to just pretend it didn't happen unless she brings it up.
Can women stimfap? Or do stimulants not make them super horny like that? I think it would be hot as fuck to take a whole bunch of adderall with a girl and just spend like 30 hours straight edging with each other in bed. It's my dream date.
>>34910305This is just a doujin plot
>>34910317Nothing more cucked than commonwealth anglos wishing they were American. You're a disgrace to your ancestors.
Thinking about moving. I have internal transfer options in Boise, Myrtle Beach, and Houston. What should I pick?
>>34910329jeet response
>>34910321No, but I was letting her use my desktop because I'm trying to get her into paraslop games.
>>34910329Bro doesn't even know his own history, he's a foreigner in his own country.
>>34910329Your ancestors are the most stupid people my ancestors ever conquered
>>34910343russian
>>34910343>saar I am brahmin saar I fuck yuo bloody
This whole convo is extremely gay and you’re all retarded.
>>34910347every accusation is a confession
>>34910346but unironicallywe are all one consciousness. we are all vishnu. we are all krishna. we are all christ. we are all brahman. we are all one love.
>>34910333One time I heard a drunk guy say that he gets so much pussy at Myrtle Beach, then he started singing "so much pussy" in the style of "oh Christmas tree."So maybe pick that.
>>34910350Every over used meme is proof you’re a fucking moron that lacks individual thought.
NEW ALYSAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVDRvwVbhY0
>>34909870>Ethnically ambiguous FtM poonerNope, I'm male and an ethnic Dane. I simply despise those who disrespect law enforcement.
>every person I don't like is a leftist
>>34910352>“The Canadian is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Canadian and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".”
>>34910352I bet you love children and the state of israel
>>34910362Gare bear is legitimately schizophrenic.
>>34910324I don't know what that means. Why do weebs equivocate everything with anime? You're like Harry Potter fans.
>>34910360based based based
>>34910360SOULLESSi cannot stomach interview slop
>>34910355I would strongly advise you to leave st petersburg for somewhere, anywhere
Alysa :)
>>34910313Is that swiss?
Women, what is your go to smut choice when you're horny?
the collective consciousness shifted about 36 hours ago. we have realized we are all one unified field of consciousness.
>>34910350>every accusation is a confessionDoes that mean Patrick did it?
>>34910378Dot status?
>>34910375I bet she pegs her twink bf
>>34910375I wonder if that weirdly placed piercing amplifies her lisp.
atoga does not have enough breeding sows
>>34910354I’m in the vague area. It’s a bunch of retirees, bartenders, and hotel workers. A few rednecks leftover. Good golf courses. They have special event weekends and shit and the traffic becomes a nightmare. The drinking and driving makes it worse. The crowds that come in vary based on the time of year. Spring Break is retarded college kids raising hell. It’s cheaper than Florida and in SC so lots of black teens that like to go full ghetto but usually not in as big a numbers as you see in places like Florida and California. Bike week is old white boomers getting DUIs, doing meth, and smacking around their old ladies. Jeep meetups are pretty common year round. Truck week brings out the white trash. Every shop on the beach sells the same shit except for the Gay Dolphin which sells antiques and shit. The boardwalk is cool but you probably won’t go there after a couple months. Conway is way cheaper and an easy commute which is what most of the working age people do. The mountains are a reasonable drive away. There is a lot of public land. The housing is affordable. The schools are pretty meh. With an old population you would expect a lower student/teacher ratio but it is what it is.
>>34910392Finally, someone who sees the real issues.
>>34910392I miss TD
Is it ever a good idea to text your ex? It’s been two months and I miss her
>>34910397No
>>34910397Not if you're the guy. She'll come to you if she wants it.
>>34910397Why did you break up
>>34910397everyone says no but it doesnt matter. but she wont get back with you in most situations.ultimately i guess just ask yourself why you want her in the first place. if you love her, she clearly doesn't love you back.
>>34910396Just buy another tower defense game on Steam.
>>34910397An ex is an ex for a reason.And if you don't listen to me, you too will one day say this to some other anon who asks what you just did.
>>34910323its hard as fuck to cum on stimulants and i start getting frustrated
the idea of being a self made man or acquiring wealth - at least to me, is soulless. and not the actual meaning of life.
>>34910397Only if you intend on causing psychic damage to either yourself or your ex
Ideal scenario: three kids by three different mothers, all boys, all in my custody.
>>34910397Nope, bad idea. Two months is too soon if you’re asking this question imo.Give it at least three months of no contact. Ideally, give it six. Meet other women.
>>34910416Or both!
>>34910377Slasher fanfics.
>>34910377Yearning and enemies to lovers, specially if they both don’t want to fall in love but they do it in a way that’s well written and organically done well >>34910425Pass
>>34910430>enemies to loversHow about abuser and victim to lovers?
>>34910433So the average heterosexual relationship were the guy is a pastor and he’s dating a teen or some shit? There’s enough of that irl
>>34910430>Yearning and enemies to lovers, specially if they both don’t want to fall in love but they do it in a way that’s well written and organically done well Do you know any good shows with this vibe, not actual smut
>>34910436The details are not important.
You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call.
>>34910440Yeah yeah whatever >>34910437Depends do you like k dramas? Or are willing to watch any other language than English
Tell me about the time you dated an Insane Clown Posse fan
Check out my bait
>>34910449Bait time?
>>34910449I support the rights of hardworking immigrants to contribute to their adopted communities without fear, but I also fucking hate Commies and religious chuds, so fuck this meme. Guess the bait worked.
life is just a product of a boltzmann brain talking to itself. there's nothing to take offense to. it simply isn't real.
>>34910445>Depends do you like k dramas? Or are willing to watch any other language than EnglishI'm open to anything including kdramas
I want it to be 2003, and I'm sitting on my ass in my room alternating between playing Enter The Matrix and Gauntlet Dark Legacy on my PS2 after jerking off thinking about Kiera Knightley
>>34910447This post is targeted at BV
>>34910451Now show Latinos
Sometimes I'm with her in my dreams. And then when I wake up I'm alone again
>>34910451It's always bait time on ATOGA>>34910452Kek
Why aren't you experiencing the 1980s on the Florida coast?
>>34910464I wish that guy wasn't a schizophrenic political cartoonist and just had a fun webcomic I could read
>>34910464I’ve never seen my view of politics so adequately summarized in a comic before. We really need to go back to the 90s when people were actually embarrassed to be outted as nazis and communists. Bring back bullying.
Don't trust anyone who offers you money to carry a package for them. How stupid can you be to fall for that?
>>34910465Is she going to fuck the black man?
>>34910469In the 80s they weren’t forced to make every tv couple interracial so it was a coin toss.
>>34910467What I miss about the '90s was America taking the lead in intervening in the Yugoslav Wars. I miss how easy it seemed like it was to hold fucking Slobodan Milosevic to account. I miss when the government had respectable authority figures like Wesley Clark in charge of handling that shit. Jesus fucking Christ the world has changed so much since then.
>>34910469No, she does date the main white guy and fuck him on his house boat in a few episodes though
>>34910462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwG4mMZ6bY4>Another night, another dream but always you>It's like a vision of love, it seems to be true>Another night, another dream but always you>In the night, I dream of love so true>In the night, in my dreams, I'm in love with you>'cause you talk to me like lovers do>I feel joy, I feel pain 'cause it's still the same>When the night is gone, I'll be alone
>>34910362>every person I don't like is a leftistOr a leftist in a closet like G*ry, the Kittentroon simp.
>>34910454My demonCelebrity Queen of tears (personal fave) King of the land If you want something actually good watch The Glory (10/10) they fall in love he yearns but it’s a thriller and I never could recommend a series more
What even is yearning in this context
>>34910471I have an Albanian coworker and one time we were talking about the war and a zoomer coworker asked us what caused it. I got to explain the Serbian Bottle Incident to a very sheltered Indian Sikh zoomer and chisel away at the protective veneer of innocence in her soul.>Politico shitThe 90s was a high point in millennial brains but it definitely set us up for a lot of issues later. The dotcom bubble was forming, the mortgages for the Great Recession were being sold, NAFTA fucked over millions of Americans, Waco, OKC Bombing, Columbine made school shootings a cultural phenomenon, the Y2K conspiracy, etc. The only reasons things got so shitty is because of the Internet and millennials inability to use it responsibly making every problem 1000x worse.
>>34910485Nigga...
>>34910458Most of us weren't even born then.
>>34910485Do you not yearn, my wegro?
Women do you have a magical dress
>>34910467>>34910471I don't really have any compelling proof to back this baseless claim up with, but I think that culture and politics will return to something resembling this state towards the end of the 2030s.
My feet are so fucking cold.
>>34910502Then put some socks on you little silly ass hoe.
>>34910504I put them under a warming bottle and they just keep being lukewarm in spots at best.I've been meaning to sleep an hour ago already.
>>34910492I am not a nigga >>34910497Doesn't everyone it seems too broad to mean any specific trope
>>34910462I've plapped two different Femanons in dreams (separately).
Why do moids like cuck porn so much? Is it because they want to get cheated on?
>>34910486I'm biased because I'm a milennial, but I don't think you can really lay much of the blame for the current state of things at our feet.I fully agree that the internet played a central role in the rapid sociopolitical enshittification we've seen play out over the last thirty years, but I would implore you to consider that most millennials were in their adolescence during the years that saw the internet do the most amount of cultural and political damage to humanity.I think it would be a damn shame if the boomers managed to play gen x and the millennials against each other.
Why do foids like rape porn so much? Is it because they want to get raped?
>>34908121MI think BV, Gary, and Korrasami are the biggest pieces of shit left ITTBut we've had much more rotten attention-whores before
>>34908173Thank FUCKING god I've been gone for a month or so, and I come back to this great fucking newsHaaaaaaaallelujah HaaaaaaaallelujahHallelujah Hallelujah Halleeeeeelujaaaaah
State genderWhat the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?The most embarrassing thing happened to me this morning. Its hot and I was sweating a lot. I had to catch a flight and my pussy was swearting so much, the accumulated moisture set off the scanner. They showed me even on the screen my groin was lit up. I was mortified and had to wait for a them to call over a female TSA agent to take me to a private room and give me a pat down.
>>34910514I'm not. But my guess is that men are anxious about women's newfound promiscuity, and cuckolding sort of eases that anxiety by tangentially including them.
Should I buy a jazzmaster
>>34909409>myao too, i haven't seen her since late 2025Nah, I remember seeing her here this summer. She didn't post much though.
>>34910514Adam22 made it cool to be a cuckold.
>>34910527Only if you get one with block inlays
>>34908106Why did the artist give the brown woman that little crease above the chin but not the white woman
>>34910517No, it's because it shows the truth about moids
>>34910527Yes. Do you have a Reverb tab open right now
>>34910524The fuck, is your grool magnetic. Do you have any piercings down there
>>34910514>>34910525Men are afraid to get cuckedWomen are afraid to get rapedBoth things fuel porn quite a lot
>>34909409She has a bf in college or something, posted here this year.That is usually how it goes, most anons who get a partner leave or rately show up.It's rare people who have a partner still spending a ton of time on 4chan. It's honestly not a good sign imo...
>all the namefags are gone because theyre underageb&s and have to go back to school
>>34910524>The most embarrassing thing happened to me this morning. Its hot and I was sweating a lot. I had to catch a flight and my pussy was swearting so much, the accumulated moisture set off the scanner. They showed me even on the screen my groin was lit up. I was mortified and had to wait for a them to call over a female TSA agent to take me to a private room and give me a pat down.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8H_BNoqRV4
>>34910535They check for liquids too.
>>34910539Literally right here.
Are the opposite genders listening to any music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y380bkHlye8
>>34910532Maybe to imply her lips are more convex?Non white women do have the DSL
>>34910539These fantasies are getting even weirder.
>>34910531I can't be picky in this economy >>34910534Prowling the locks classifieds I really like those pickups
>>34910538Using ATOGA while having a partner is borderline cheating. Many people pretty much use it like OnlyFans, to post their bodyparts here.
>>34910547Buy that shit if you're going to play it sonion. Jazzmasters are sick
>>34910543Who're you?
Do femanons have nice hips?
>>34910554At least one of them does. She has a nice ass too
>>34910453>>34910553
>>34910554No, but I have a big clit(male)
>>34910548>Many people pretty much use it like OnlyFans, to post their bodyparts here.Some even used it to cheat on their wives. It's a pretty sus general for a bf/gf to visit.
>>34910544>opposite gendersAre there many?
>>34910558How can femanons even compete?>>34910559A husband too if you count that pointed eared thot.
>>34910552Guess.
Women, if your partner tries to initiate and you turn them down, how long would you like them to wait before trying again?
>>34910560One imagines there are at least two opposite genders. The premise of this thread and my lived experiences up to this point seem to imply as much.That's a complicated question these days, isn't it?My earnest answer to the actual question you're asking here is that gender dysphoria seems to be a real thing, and many human cultures have long established "third" or "other" genders.In my opinion, gender dysphoria should and ultimately will be treated or even cured with therapy and psychiatry. The era we live in today will be looked back upon as one of butchery and barbarism, not unlike how we look at lobotomies today.
God, she's making soft porn now. Moids are gonna love it of course, massive boobs and being blonde is all you need to get them to obsess over you. I'm just an actress in a shitty community theater but I'm 100 times better at acting than her, unfortunately I'm not a titcow and i didn't suck off some hollywood/broadway producer so I will never be famous. I don't care, I'm going to act when she inevitably gets old and/or get into porn industry because that's the only thing she's good at.
>>34910565NTA.I'll guess if you answer one question:Would you bet money that no one ITT has fapped to you?
>>34910535Vagneto
>>34910570I prefer brunettes tbqhwymf
>>34910574Same, then redheads.
>>34910570>nowWasn't her whole thing getting her tits out for a tv show?I wouldn't be half as aware of this woman as I am if I didn't read this thread.
>>34910570no cares. small tits are based.
>>34908106>snail threadIs it a holiday in burger town?
>>34910573You're funny. I like you.
>>34910576There's so many things that I've only ever heard people complain about on this sitethe man bear thing, red blue button thing, the whole clancy trial, and dozens of celeb scandal bullshit
>>34910576Yeah but this time it's an ad campaign so it's not justified by a plot
>>34910544https://youtu.be/qyrDASgwAI8
>>34910580There's nothing to talk aboutFor better or worse the most obnoxious characters ITT are absent for now, but they also spur thread activity
>>34910587Guess we have to wait for the bot to turn on.
>>34910570Are you really and actress?
>>34910583Oh my fucking god, thanks for letting me know that at least one other sane person reads these chat threads. For god's sake lmfao.I hope whoever is always online here and posting about Current Thing is at least getting paid in some way to do so.
>>34910500Sooner. Vance, Rubio, Harris, or Newsom get into office and none of them are as polarizing as Trump. Personally I’m a Rubio guy. We need a heavier handed and professional approach to unfuck this mess.>>34910516>Im a millennialSo am I. I cannot express how much it is our fault. Granted in hindsight most of the damage was caused by retarded college kids in the aftermath of the Great Recession that cost them a foothold in the market but this has been dramatically amplified by toxic internet usage. There were no age verifications and very little moderation. I remember seeing furry hentai on newgrounds when I was 8. Teenagers pissed off they can’t get a job or afford a home right out of college with already warped morality and sexual proclivities immediately blamed capitalism at large instead of the rating agencies the improperly listed junk bonds as investment grade. Everyone shits on banks but I’ve never heard anyone blame Moodys. When they finally did get in and start moderating the people deciding the discourse and what was allowed were so fucking toxic that they irreparably swung the Overton Window wide open by creating echo chambers. 4chan shitposters hate pol. Redditors hate reddit. It’s universally agreed on. But any step taken to fix it? Nope. Evil censorship. But ban those people I don’t like. I NEED MY SAFE SPACE. Meanwhile tech companies just take a lighter approach fucking with the algorithm to drive engagement. The end result is millennials in a constant state of rage and fear with severe arrested development jumping into ideological sinkholes. Millennials are dumb and too fucking arrogant and brain fucked to understand they’re dumb.
>>34910570The thing about her is that1) tits out2) she doesn't give off the same misandry vibe 90% of modern women do
>"Hey, [femanon], I'll check out /atoga/ real quick again, m'kay? I just want to talk to 10 or maybe 20 more women.">"Once every 3 months some jewish fatso posts her naked body, but it's usually just male hands here.">"Also, some notable women like BV, JH and Korra promote polyamory."Femanons, how would you handle an /atoga/ bf?
>>34910593>We need a heavier handed and professional approach to unfuck this mess.Sure, but first and foremost, we need someone not beholden to the Israel lobby, and Rubio is not that man.
>>34910594>1) tits out>2) she doesn't give off the same misandry vibe 90% of modern women doJust like porn bimbos
>>34910592Idk how to reapond to thisBut that's kinda cool
>>34910595Bro forgot Stardew
>>34910571I'd bet money at least one person has.
>>34910598Well then it's just luck I guess
>>34910580It's a holiday in CambodiaIt's tough, kid, but it's lifeIt's a holiday in CambodiaDon't forget to pack a wifeIt's a holiday in CambodiaWhere people dress in blackNeed a holiday in CambodiaWhere you'll kiss ass or crackIt's a holiday in CambodiaWhere people want some soulIt's a holiday in CambodiaWhere you'll do what you're told
>>34910601>Tweet tweet
>>34910594>Perma-RBF white female>doesnt hate menLolmao
>>34910604Tfw no lbfm for bwc
>>34910610This is one of the more attainable things for the white man on this bitch of an earth. Don't despair.But also, be prepared to not have your problems solved by meeting the lbfm.
>>34910589Yeah, why?
>>34910606Not him, but didn't she say something about not minding that guys look at her tits?
>>34910605Fuck no.
>>34910617Idk anything about her im just making up assumptions and shit
>>34910570God i just know she worships the cock, a proper cock slut. That makes her even hotter
>>34910615Honestly they can be more of a handful than white women at times.
>>34910561>A husband too if you count that pointed eared thot.She just onlyfansed her body here, but yes
>>34910622More often than not, in my experience. Definitely a monkey's paw situation for most hapless white dorks who commit to the first cute brown girl that gives them the time of day.
>>34910570are you white?
State GenderBest Kanye track?
>>34910631Yes
>>34910483Thank you Ysabeau
>>34910633Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuO4_P_8p-Q
>>34910622>>34910626I'll take a Mexican QT for me then, the spice will keep things lively and the passion will never die.
>>34910618Ohh, you're going by the non literal definition of namefag, meaning you post as anonymous but have been assigned a name.
>>34910633MCouldn't tell you, i dont think I've ever intentionally listened to one of his songs.
>>34910616That's pretty cool. What kind of stuff does your theater put on?
Imagine a Mexican girl that isn't short, isn't fat, and isn't insaneA unicorn
>>34910639Based, but latinamaxxing is a high MMR build.
>>34910645I dated a fit, 5'9 cubana
>>34910645My Mexican gf is extremely short (ideal imo) and at least not more insane than me.Winged unicorn. Horned pegasus?
>>34910646Indeed. If we had to translate this into specializations, which white man spec is most suited to this high-level gameplay?
>>34910644The last thing it put on was a Jekyll and Hyde play
>>34910645When a white girl is taller than me, I shrug. When a Latina is taller than me, my heart starts pounding.
>>34910597No serious candidate isn’t. No democratic candidate can turn their back on them because of the losses they will take in New York. No Republican can because of the losses they will take in Florida. These two places matter a shit ton in internal party politics and in primaries. AIPAC is funded by Jews with split loyalties and the only way that even starts to get addressed is by ending dual citizenship. Thats a problem solved by right wing nationalism not left wing globalism. Thats why they’ve put so much money into the GOP to make sure they don’t. The left don’t fucking matter on this issue because even if they completely turn against them (they won’t and this whole thing is temporary red meat to a fad obsessed base) they’ll never get more than half the votes anyway and can’t pass anything that would fix it. Sorry it’s just not going to happen in our lifetimes. Could Rubio institute an aggressive foreign policy to stabilize the Middle East beyond that? I like his odds above anyone else. Vance and Newsom strike me as very hands off and would just ignore it while a bunch of suits and generals slow burn Iran. Harris would immediately declare it a loss out of sheer spite and either give Iran billions or let them extort tolls from the rest of the Middle East for oil exports inevitably ending in an even larger war involving the Saudis and Emiratis.
>>34910570>God, she's making soft porn now. Moids are gonna love it of course, massive boobs and being blonde is all you need to get them to obsess over you. I'm just an actress in a shitty community theater but I'm 100 times better at acting than her, unfortunately I'm not a titcow and i didn't suck off some hollywood/broadway producer so I will never be famous. I don't care, I'm going to act when she inevitably gets old and/or get into porn industry because that's the only thing she's good at.
>>34910633MNot listened to all his stuff but idk if I could pick a single track. My fav probably is his Kids See Ghosts album with Cudi
>>34910566Try again tomorrow. I might not be awake tonight to receive your message.
>listen to joi audio>lady calls it huge>immersion and evening now ruinedWomen, why are you like this?
>>34910657Kek
>>34910657He's right though
>>34910570Why do women hate women hotter than them so much?
>>34910653ThisTall white women are unusual, but theyre gentle giantsBut a Latina? Fuck i wouldn't want to make her mad, lmao. Or maybe i would jej
Which is worse, wimpy dick or wimpy pussy?What I mean by that is someone whose extremely sensitive there.
>>34910650That's tough. It probably depends on how much she spec'd into the Catholicism skill tree.
>>34910641I guess so.
>>34910635I assumed you were using "blonde" as a proxy for white. You should know that every study done on the topic has found brunettes to be the universal preference of men.
>>34910655>Thats a problem solved by right wing nationalism not left wing globalism.Where this falls apart completely for me, anon, is the notion that the supposed right and left wings in this country's political scene are substantially different from each other in any way. The established "left" and "right" in this country are both firmly embroiled in and subservient to the whims of the State of Israel.It is with no remotely ill-considered judgement that I say that the only possible way forward for the United States of America as a nation is to embrace and accept that the Democratic and Republican parties are entities not to be trusted under any circumstances.Our very first president, our nation's first and most noteworthy military hero, the man whom we practically deify in our nation's capitol with a fresco titled The Apotheosis of George Washington, warned us of the very dangers we face today from political parties here in the United States.I will reiterate that any supplication and support for either of the disastrously villainous political parties that have been running our country into the ground for decades amounts to simply kicking the can down the road.The buck has to stop somewhere. Supporting a man like Rubio simply because he is legitimized by the extant politicos of our day is antithetical to the American spirit.
>>34910664Shoulda jacked off to sph, brother.
>>34910670Both. Get down here so we can wrastle.I’m also gonna need a source for the manga. Not that I can read the Japanese yet.
>>34910677sph when ur shit genuinely small is a form of masochistic self harm, it's psychic venom
>>34910664Who was it? This is specifically why I listen to joi.
>>34910624>kobe hated elves???
>>34910664Just jerk off to solo female cheesecake like a normal person
>>34910680Nta, so is mentioning it repeatedly on the the internet.
>>34910685Dafaq?
>>34910687You know, like normal softcore shitYou've never heard the term cheesecake? I guess it is a boomer thing
>>34910686ok
Women, why are you like this?
>>34910570Are you the "femme fatale?"
>>34910570Are you willing to do nude scenes at least?
>>34910693Ah, that's why women accuse us of having "man flu"
How I feel effortposting on 4chan.
>>34910696stop homoing out nigga this is a serious issue in the joi industry and we need lawyers looking into it
Damn.
any women actually here rn? should i bother sticking around tonight?
>>34910704no we are all figments of ur imagination
>>34910693I have this fantasy as a man. a pretty nurse taking my temperature, unf
>>34910707whichs anon's imagination should we blame for constructing such boring foids
>>34910704I'm here but I don't want to talk to you probably>>34910699thats how i feel every time i come here
>>34910710hey! im not boring :T
>>34910703>>34910693Bleep bloop
>>34910707seems correct>>34910711> but I don't want to talk to you probablywhy not?
>>34910703Legitimately, the best thing a woman like this could do for her daughter is to ensure that she never, ever sees any of her social media posts like this.Second best thing would be to bring a positive male role model into her daughter's life.I don't envy anyone in this situation, speaking as a child of divorce... There's practically no winning.
>>34910703The spammerHe's back
>>34910712>>34910711He wants you to talk about his little penis
I wish I could remember the face of the woman from my dreams. Even if she doesn't exist in real life I hope I'll find someone like her
>>34910565I would, but you would get angry.
>>34910717The spammer is probably a mod, a janny or one of their friends. Let's be real.
>>34910323My adderall doesnt make me horny. The focus is kind of secondary too. I feel like my primary benefit is getting a huge mood and motivation boost. Weed would probably make me more likely to do that,
>>34910673>Studies show>Science says 1 iq
>>34910718i want them to talk about their thoughts on Kant actually
>>34910725kant?
>>34910565JH
women thoughts on our (Yes, OUR) small penises?
>>34910719You probably will.I heard a very wise and happily married man say starkly and soberly once that "yeah, there are probably fifteen women out there that I could have ended up happily married to."You could easily take what that guy has to say as a blackpill, but I take it as a whitepill.It helps to reassure me that loving easily isn't necessarily a personal failing.
>>34910703This has more cuts than a turkish barbers
>>34910724You can't even rip off the meme correctly.
>>34910719I can remember them sometimes but I dont think theyre actually the faces from my dream. I think my waking mind gives them faces from my memories. Like ill wake up and think, "he looked just the the remove kebab guy" ot "she looked like meryl streep"
>>34910729I have a big penis
Thinking about that nice girl again.
>>34910726He's talking about Immanuel
>>34910737Well? Wax poetics about her if you want.
>>34910739whos manuel
>>34910733Better than how they ripped your foreskin off you fucking Jew
>>34910595I have the reverse relationship with my bf. I have too much knowledge and that probably means i should kill myself.
>>34910703damn? damn what? "I wonder what's wrong with me"She spelled it out. She couldn't be intimate with the guy who had been by her side for 13 years. Then she divorced him, so she felt like she had a moral pass to be intimate with someone else. Then when she went to use him as her emotional tampon yet again, still after the divorce, he said "no, not anymore." And she was shocked.She's fucking delulu
>>34910729If mine was small I would just not worry about it. I firmly believe a proper mindset makes that a non issue.
>>34910740nah, don't want to gas her up too much.
>>34910720That doesn't narrow it down.>>34910727Is this a meme guess or a real one?
men would u let ur gf hand feed u sushi
>>34910595Those discord hags really ruined atoga, as females ruin everything they touch.
>>34909963I understand. Even knowing that I exist to those outside of myself is extremely unconfortable.
>>34910748Hell yes.
>>34910713I'm not the one posting webms
>>34910751Nta but what kind of sushi? It’s been a while since I had some
>>34910747You're the r _ _ _ d one.
>>34910047I don't particularly personally care that he died, but someone I was living with at the time was legitimately celebrating and cheering over his death and it was a weird repulsion I've seldom felt before.
Femanon, do you have a sweaty swollen wet puffy pink pussy dripping grool like a faucet in between your legs right now?
>>34910730This is kinda reassuring>>34910734I can never remember. I wake up and everything I saw slowly fades away. Can't even compare her face to other people. I'm only left with this weird feeling of melancholy
>>34910712What's a fun fact about you?
>>34910748No, fish is meant to be cooked you fukken weaboo
>>34910755Nigga they're all raped
>>34910754I think my favorite is ikura.
>>34910570she hot
>>34910758Thats why I keep a notebook on my nightstand. I like to draw pictures and write notes about my dreams
>>34910758>This is kinda reassuringGood, hold on to that.Even from the most cynical perspective, you haven't met most of the women alive today.
>>34910748only if its salmon stuff i only like salmon
>>34910748no thank you, fat fetishizer
>>34910759my fun fact is i havent had my first kiss yet even tho im in my 20s
>>34910748Yes :)
>>34910769not a sushi guy?
women how wide are your hips and tight is your tummy
>>34910646Best MMR bracket for a short but cute and funny (not that kind) white male?
>>34910748Would you strip naked and let him eat sushi off your naked body?
>>34910748It's not really a hand feeding kind of food is it.not a romantic vibe when it's just raw fishbut sure.
Women is it an ick if he lives in an apartment
>>34910313rulebreaker is bv, she's sill here multiple times a day
>>34910771Doesn't sound very fun for you though :(
>>34910779only if he eats at least 10k calories worth of sushi yes
>>34910653for me it's tall white girls. tall girls are underrated. short girls are overrated. overrated by tall guys.
>>34910764Never had that kind before. >>34910757I can’t bring my phone in there silly.
>>34910785>tall girls are underrated>T. Every single guy ever especially here
>>34910781No but we will need space for more cats.
>>34910785nothing underrated about short girls t. tall fella
>>34910788We have more refined taste than normalfag men who like womanlets
>>34910787>Never had that kind beforeIt's salmon roe. Very salty. Really tasty.
>>34910757I feel seen.
>>34910675And where your entire thesis falls apart for me is>They both suck so nothing is going to changeYour way forward isn’t a way forward anon it’s a vague complaint with no plan of action. It’s a fucking cop out. You’re throwing the baby out with the bathwater over a country the size of New Jersey on the other side of the fucking planet. It’s just one symptom (albeit a very bad one) of what mass immigration causes. Split loyalty and failure to integrate even after generations. If you want situations to improve you need to change them from the top down. That starts with putting people in charge that know what the fuck they’re doing and go about their business like adults. We haven’t had that since Obama as much as I disliked his politics personally his charisma came from his smarts and his demeanor. You want people to settle the fuck down? You show them that the people in charge know what the fuck they’re doing. Trump doesn’t and no democrat does.
>>34910782That makes entirely too much sense
>>34910792Tall has been the ideal beauty standard since forever
>>34910776No i love sushi.
>>34910802no, tall girls are lanky and weird. Like slenderman with a pussy
>>34910782Someone fucked that thing? Didn’t she give her baby drugs?
Foids, be honest, which one would you rather a man have. This...
>>34910795Mmm. I need to limit my sodium but maybe I will try it.
>>34910802"Tall" but not taller than the manThats why they made Humphrey bogart wear lifts so he wasnt shorter than Ingrid Bergman in casablancaNormies hate short kings with tall queens
>>34910810or this?
I'd rather be a shithead who can kick some serious ass than a toothless good boy
>>34910305FIf she found *your* porn folder, she has no right to complain and apologizing makes you look weird
>>34908106top and bottom women making out
>>34910815ive heard those cloud things that ppl put lights in on the walls/ceiling are a huge attraction for spider nesting, no thanks
>>34910810>>34910815Where do I sit in either apartment? Leaning towards number one. I will be overstimulated by the gaming cave.
Girls, when a guy frequently watches movies from the 1940's, do you dislike him?
>>34910814Manlets deserve to be enslaved and forced to work hard labour, away from the common folk who might have the displeasure of beholding their squat and stunted little frames. Abominations
>>34910806>Didn’t she give her baby drugs?....where did you get that from?
>>34910825Dude im tired of your weird ass fetish. Keep that shit to /d/
Why do femanons hate balding guys so much?
>>34910825Dude i love your weird fetish. Keep that shit going
>>34910827I'm tired of yours too, go back to /lgbt/ if you wanna be dommed by a giant
>>34910781nah>>34910815this one
>>34910795I remember taking a girl on a lunch date to my country clubs restaurant. It’s nothing crazy the kind of place that is farm to table and changes the menu daily. Not exactly Michelin star. Like $75 a plate so very casual environment doctors and finance bros wives usually eat at while their husbands golf. They brought out crispinos with honey, prosciutto, a fancy dip, and mustard seeds. She asked the waitress if the mustard seeds were caviar. Some trophy wife at the next table laughed and I’ve never been so embarrassed. Poor people are the fucking worst.
>>34910830Nobody said anything about domming, fukken projecting your shit onto me lel
>>34910777I'm fat :/
On one hand, i hate how much influence (cute) women have over me.On the other hand. I love (cute) women.How do I reconcile this? Semi-serious question. I love and hate getting so infatuated so quickly... Its a good thing I am charming otherwise id be a creep.
>>34910835Most people are fat these days.
>>34910834At the heart of every giantess chaser is a little boy seeking a surrogate mommy, every one of you wants that dynamic
>>34910828Femanons LOVE balding anons. When they see you thinning scalp they get wet. When they observe your receding hairline they start GUSHING. Their knees wobble when they see your cueball ass cranium
>>34910826Her kid got taken away because she was breast feeding it while on benzodiazepines prescribed by her doctor for all her mental health issues. I’m sure it will be fine.
>>34910837Cute women dont exist irl, how could they have any power, dumbass
For me, it's any kind of girlTall, short, black, white, seamonkeyAnything reallyJust need her to like me and not be fat and having working reproductive tract
>>34910839Better than whatever cuck manlet projection fetish you have
>>34910826She thinks that nursing while loaded up on Xanax is better for an infant than formula which according to her makes babies retarded.
I'd be superhuman if a woman would just recharge my battery
>>34910845This except idgaf if she's infertile, never having kids anyway. Hell id prefer it for worry free creampies
>>34910846>Doesn't deny it Only one manlet here lil buddy
>>34910848I wonder if it was the other anons kid and that’s what ruined his life? Fuuuuuck imagine paying that thing child support and then having its mutant drug addicted spawn going through withdrawals in your house.
hi
>>34910856Yo
men have such reasonable expectations of women
>>34910853Dude you're a manlet too if literally EVERY instance they're mentioned itt you bring up your gay humiliation fetish unprompted. Youre obviously a projecting manlet but you externalize it to other posters itt as some kind of coping mechanism. Seek therapy and stop watching porn
>>34910837Tempered infatuation might not be so bad. The only way I've learned to not just run with infatuation is by fucking myself over many times.I'm sure you're smarter than that though. I guess just keep in mind that it feels good but it's not "real".
>>34910858>clinical trialsgod no stop
>>34910855Nothing has ever made my heart race faster in fear than that thought
>>34910848>>34910841I don't know why but this kind of makes me feel bad for her. I get the vibe of a very ill woman who lost her mind long ago and is slowly losing everything,
women have such an easy time upholding their end of the relationship
>>34910858I am the man depicted in this comic, and his fantasy gf is my gf
>>34910855Id unironically lindsy clancy his ass atp
>>34910867wow i manage to fail at all of these
>>34910859>Words words psychobabble Little boy getting angry why don't you run to mommy
>>34910830only faggot manlets want to be dommed by tall women. based manlets don't want that>>34910805some are, but many are sexy>>34910791short girls can have flat assestall girls have sexy bodys. long legs. small tits? still fine because they're tall (bigger body). the ass. underrated. it's rare for tall girls to have small/flat asses. even when it's small it's still long and bigger than if they were shorter. it's rare to find, slightly taller woman less so, but still rare. tall guys can get short and tall girls, but short guys have it harder since short girls and tall girls mostly want tall guys and everyone assumes short guys want some cringe dommy mommy relationship. everyone has to emasculate short guys because they hate them. manhandling tall women is incredibly based.
>>34910871So you're an ugly cheating cunt? Kek
>>34910867>My 36 year old coworker that i have a crush on has her hair like this sometimesLord have mercy
>>34910872>ad hominem >strawmanI accept your concession
>>34910875no do overs unfortunately
>>34910845Desperation to the point of having no standards is insanely beta and unattractive
>>34910879You can always stop cheating and stop being a cunt
>>34910858Is he jacking off to it? Also who tf goes to be at 8 30. Fucking loser
>>34910882change doesn't happen overnight! working on it
>>34910885so you're still cheating even now?
>>34910885Good
>>34910873>Overcompensating Napoleon complex, "argh gotta proooove something by dating tall girls" Yep, par for the course
>>34910886no, im not anymore. not putting myself in the position to and not recreating the same situation(s) that caused it
>>34910865I don’t think she is that choked up about it. The other day she made a joke about whether we would rather have her or Lindsay Clancy babysitting our kids. Some people are just bad people. She is one of them. She is mentally unwell but that type of behavior isn’t what you get from someone bipolar. That’s what you get from a personality disorder. Seeing shit like that really just makes me wonder if souls are real and some people are just born without them.
>>34910861Tempered infatuation feels like lack of appreciation. Their smile, their laugh, their smell, their quirks. Even just one asking attentively how my day was made me feel catharsis.Then again, this shouldn't matter so much to me, its not beneficial. My confidence and happiness shouldn't depend on having a (cute) woman in my arm.
>>34910867>still pretty cunty despite working on itFuck.
>>34910893It really just isn't that hard at all to not be a cunt. I believe in you!
I wanna make out with her in bed
>>34910894It's impossible. I'm sorry.
>>34910888they're just hot. i'll date shorter girls and girls around my height, but really short girls generally ignore. you can't give an answer as a short guy because everyone will just right you off. no matter what i say you'll have some criticism. fuck off.
>>34910896All you gotta do is not do the stuff that a guy who is rightfully labeled a dick or a prick would do.
new dresscode for men was announced. it's just gray sweatpants and shirtless
I’m getting my side of beef delivered tomorrow and I’m pretty stoked about it. I bought a new grill this summer. What should I cook first? T-Bones or filets?
>>34910900Gay
>>34910900you will see man boobs and beer guts
Girls, do you want to be a little bit scared of a guy when you have sex with him?
>>34910900>gray and they’re cream colored
>>34910900Mine are black and I have dad belly
>>34910892Well I think you're on the right track of thinking about it. I think. The bad thing about the infatuation is the "can't live without this" feeling that isn't based on much but surface level compulsions.
>>34910900Women are not attracted to men and male bodies. Only gay men want to see this
Girls, would you date a guy who used to be obese but isn't anymore?
>>34910904I like to be a little intimidated by his body, but I don't want to feel scared of him as a person or worried about what he may do. I want him to be daunting to me, like when you see the hill you're about to hike from your car and know your legs will be jello by the end of it but it'll be worth it.
Girls, would you date a guy who is obese, and also balding?
>>34910901Both. It’s finally not fuck hot this weekend so I’m going dove hunting. Going to make jalapeño poppers and watch my Chiefies booty blast the Bronkeks
>>34910900I'm too skinny to go shirtless I'll ick girls out
>>34910900I have never owned a pair of sweatpants in my life. Jeans are casual enough
>>34910900Gray sweatpants draw too much attention to my cock
>>34910904Sometimes maybe, I can get into violence but I find mutual violence or none at all to be more fun. Fear is exhausting and after a while, performative. I want something close.
Anyone else likes to shower in complete darkness?
>>34910919Only when I’m on acid
>>34910911Do you want the dick to be just slightly too big?
>>34908106Women, I just trimmed my beard but haven't trimmed the moustache yet. What do you think of a shorter cut beard tight to the face with a longer stache combo? I'll probably trim the stache in a few but wanted to see what you all thought
>>34910919no id get shampoo in my eyes
Is rolling your sleeves up still good or is it cringe and tryhard now
Women would you date a bitch nigga?
>>34910919I like to sit on the shower floor with my legs crisscrossed and rest my head against the wall.
>>34910924I do it at work all the time just for comfort. I don’t really give a fuck how it looks.
>>34910926Are you okay?
>>34910924its hot when guys do it, guys have nice wide arms
>>34910914>going dove huntingDo Americans really?
>>34910924Above the elbows: normalBelow the elbows: pointless female gaze tryhard bullshit
>>34910921Honestly, yes. That's how my bf is now. I'm getting used to never being able to get used to it, if that makes any sense.
>>34910922
>>34910929Not really. Doing it this way is meditative,
It took me like a body count of 4 to stop being shy. What about you, anon? State gender.
>>34910937I used to be a neet virgin around till around 24, then I got a job, and apparently that's all it took and my body count just started stacking after that
>>34910904They kinda want to be able to be afraid of you but not be afraid of you. It’s like a you’re HER monster kind of thing.
>>34910937M. I've never been shy
>>34910931You people eat literal offal
>>34910930>Stick thin armsKms
>>34910937FMine is 5-6 depending on how you count it. I still think I would be shy with a new person. Most of my experiences were kind of bad and short with lots of time between them. So I have less actual experience and comfort than the count would probably suggest.
>>34910900JUST AVERAGE MEN IN GRAY SWEATPANTS REACHING UP TO GRAB THINGS FROM THE TOP CUPBOARD
>>34910937M0Idk if im shy or not anymore. I've had no real opportunities to test my social ability the past few years
>>34910944time to get fat and beef up
>>34910945>Mine is 5-6 depending on how you count it.Not sure if the black guys should count as three -fifths or not?
>>34910937>What about you, anon?Just one. The love of a good woman is a panacea for the mind, body, and soul.
Been coughing so much lately. When it happens im afraid im going to suffocate because my throat closes up and I cant breathe
>>34910950No its when women unironically think oral sex doesnt count as sex
>>34910950Nta but I knew this post was coming kek
>>34910950It's>>34910953I would personally count it but people irl seem to not consider it sex, so I don't really know what the standard is.
>>34910952asthmagods have no sympathy for youyou're stealing valor
>>34910957if she has a good personality her skin color is not going to stop me
>>34910953It’s worse when they don’t count anal, or they don’t count if they didn’t have any feelings for him, and shit like that.
>>34910958if you touched a man's dick, that's a bodyY'know what, seeing it in person intentionally counts as one too, nigga.
>>34910957Because Latinas are better
>>34910937F. My confidence was solidified after my first bf.
>>34910963Fair enough, then its 6 even.
>>34910967being an unc is so funny, this used to be a comically large number of bodies.
>>34910950Kek. Classic.
>>34910970same lmao.
>>34910970Fucking tinder man. I went from zero sex to a thirty something body count in like two years. The internet is so bad for society.
>>34910970>>34910973What the fuck is an unc?Am I getting too old for 4chan.
>>34910978you're not too old, you're just part of the group that's never part of "it"
Men won the gender war. Foids BTFO. Gay sex time.
>>34910960i dont know what the fuck i even have. ive been sick for 4 weeks now. 2 weeks ago i went to urgent care and the doctor just said i had "post nasal drip", didnt swab my throat or run any tests or anything. gave me 10 days of antibiotics which helped the mucus somewhat but made the coughing worse. now that ive ran out of antibiotics the mucus AND coughing is much worse than it was before
>>34910957brown women just have an allure. their skin looks so warm and welcoming. i long to embrace them
>>34910957Imagine you woke up one day, having been married to the love of your life for a decade, and (s)he was suddenly black or Asian, would you immediately stop loving them?
>>34910978Inversion of the classic meme order.It used to be that they got their memes from places like this but 4chan is dying so now its reversed.
>>34910981Might be allergies. Seriously.
As soon as things got a little tough for men, men stopped giving women what they need. Pathetic.
>>34910985So you wake up next to a different person, a stranger. That’s your gotcha hypothetical?
>>34910987this has never happened to me before. you can just get new allergies from nowhere?
>>34910985Yes
>>34910988Anon, it's the other way around.The fact that world has gotten so comfortable for women that they can start selecting based on aesthetics is why the world is the way it is.Otherwise they'd still all be dating fat ass barons.
>>34910985Chinese.
>>34910988weak bait, but ill reply anyway. what is it that women "need" from men in 2026
How do you get men in a slutty mood
>>34910994be sexy around them and never nag.
>>34910998>>34910996
>>34910990You can definitely develop allergies as you age. For a while i thought i had a smoker’s cough and drip and phlegm and all that…until i quit smoking for months and it was just as bad.
>>34910998what do I have to gain from doing that? what do women have to offer in return?
>>34910957Well, y'see, most people have eyes and a brain.
>>34911001chill hom, it's meant for the girl.
>>34911000so wtf do i do thendie? i probably will, have a coughing fit while driving and hit a fucking tree
>>34911003+1 upvote
>>34911004reply to the correct post then silly billy
>>34910996I usually just say I want to fuck and that works pretty quick.
>>34910996Flirt with us.... the answer seriously is "just be nice" to every question
>>34910996Varies from guy to guy. Personally I'm pretty easy, enough compliments and I can be molded like putty.
>>34910989>That’s your gotcha hypothetical?Is a person's only defining attribute their race? They are still the same person, only they look different. >>34910991>YesThen you don't truly love that person.
>>34911012Gary! How ya been? Please tell me you're taking good care of your kids and not hitting your gf.
It's tragic to see a White Canadian lumpenprole seething about all the Small Business Owner Indianchads in Toronto.
>>34911018You must think the worm question is makes any sense too.
>>34910996https://youtu.be/OQtVNsbG9V0
Do you guys carry bags when you go outside?Sling bags, cross body bags, fanny packs, etc.Not talking about gym bags, but like assuming your girl asked you out and you go out on a date, do you carry a bag to carry your stuff, whatever that is.
>>34911028no
>>34911026This is only true if your girl has a hot figure.
>>34910985Does she retain her gluck gluck ability?
>>34911028I do not. I have my keys in my front left pocket, my phone in my front right pocket, and my wallet in my back right pocket.
>>34911033As charming and devilishly witty as always
>>34911033Ok, so you're still being a pos :(
>>34911028What do you carry that needs more than four pockets?
Imagine being named after Spongebob's pet.
>>34911028>assuming your girl asked you out and you go out on a date, do you carry a bag to carry your stuff, whatever that is.No all I carry is wallet keys phone and it fits in my pockets
>>34911040My meds, I'm looking to make my hospital visits a little more easy.gotta carry my meds mostly, no car, I take the bussssss
>>34911028Nophone wallet keys all fit in the ample pockets of my trousers. the only reason i'd have a bag would be if we're going on a picnic or something and i need to carry food and drinks and a beach towel. but then id have to use a grocery bag or something. i dont even own a "bag" bag. this is kind of dumb but i want an indiana jones sachel but i wont buy one because i know i will never use it
>>34911043But you said going on a date…
>>34911047I said imagine YOU are going on a date.I'm dying alone, just trying to make it more immersive for you guys.
Girls, what do you think of the fact that my wardrobe consists largely of plain t-shirts in various colors?
>>34911045>they come here to make my province also an impoverished shitholeNgl I think you're already putting a lot of the work in
>>34911028I do. The pockets in my clothes are pretty tiny, and I don't want to wear cargo pants, so it's the best option. Plus I don't have to worry about anything falling out and getting lost somewhere.
Women, what's the horniest thing you've ever done?Men, what's the horniest thing you think you've ever seen a woman do?
>>34911045>tfw the schizo homeless white guy has been ranting for your entire shift.
>>34911048How is that more immersive? If you had asked if it was weird that you carry a tote bag for your meds for when you go to the hospital, we’d just think it was weird that you think it’s weird.
>>34911056Mi saw a coworker tell another coworker she wanted to "gawk gawk" this dude and she did the jerk off motion with her hand to her mouth and the other coworker slapped her lolit was so ... uninhibited
Foids, why do you lie like this? 27 and never had a boyfriend? Not even remotely fucking believable. What's her fucking body count Bro!
>>34911051M, it’s fine if they’re fitted well enough. Just have one button down available.
>>34911064It's not that deep, Anon, I'm just looking for what other people are doing for their situations.
>>34911068She didn't say she's a virgin, Anon.You can fuck outside of relationships.
Is there a more spiritually dead place than the Canadian Prairies?
>>34911074the concrete hellscape of texas
>>34911074atoga
goodnight /atoga/ lets all go to bedsleepy weepy sleepy sleep soundly
Girls, would you go on a date to Cracker Barrel?
>>34911073In another video she allegedly is a virgin. She had an ED and was hospitalized multiple times and hated her body and couldn't be with any guys.
>>34911056I've been licked across the face in bed. I've had my ass groped by a random woman in public. I've had another woman grind her ass against my crotch and dance against my body over the course of a concert. I've had a woman try to get me to play with her hair in a more sexual way on a car ride and that same woman commented on my gray sweats another time. Probably the one grinding against me in the concert was the horniest along with face licking
at first my youtube feed was like>How <TITLE> Broke Mebut now it's like>The <parasocial eceleb> Situation is Crazy/Insane/Worse Than You Think!
>>34911084As a guy, I need the quintessential millennial dating experience of taking a girl to some mid ass sit down chain, and just having a chill time.
>>34911091I want to start a YouTube channel but I could never bring myself to name my videos like that, so I could never build an audience.
>>34911068It happens more often than you think. I know a woman at 31 who's first and only bf (it only lasted 6 months) was at 27 and another who is 27 and has never been on a date.
>>34911096hook a brother up
hello gangalicious>>34911099>>34911099>>34911099
>>34911096I know one at 31 with I suspect no romantic experience. I know another at 26 same shit. I knew one at like 32 who had no romantic experience whatsoever, never been on a date
>>34911096How do I meet them?
>>34911084I would really rather not Like I'd rather go through the Wendy's drive through than eat at cracker barrel
>>34910796You should feel tasted.
>>34911074Take your gay little opinions, ball them up into an effeminate fist, and shove them deep into that gay little echochamber shithole known as Toronto. Never come to the prairies.
>>34911018>They are still the same person, only they look different.They aren't though. They're completely different. It's not just about the looks. How are we supposed to have kids >Then you don't truly love that person.You don't know what that word means. I'd expect the same from them
>>34910983This
>>34910933JH
>>34911440Yeh.
>>34908199>Sadie Sink or Chase Infiniti?Who? Are these porn stars? Are you a degenerate gooner brain fart?
Women at work: How do you know if you're available and how do I approach you for a coffee or whatever without making it weird?Additional info: I work IT at a big office.
