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Any moids volunteer to be my boyfriend who sleeps pressing his dick against my ass every night?
>>34911107Yes
Viva México putos y que se chinguen los calvos
>>34911107Just make sure you wear bottoms so your farts don't give me a UTI.
>>34911107The actual answer is I'd have to get to know you first.
sometimes im bored and i sing to myself slow and then i sing faster and faster until it scares me because i feel like im getting chased and i have to stop or i scream.how do i take myself seriously as an adult woman who can drink and drive and vote
Girls, what your favorite roller coaster you've been on?
>>34911107These posts are straight from the mossad to make you kill yourself, watch out for these devilish posts.
>>34911115It's okay to do weird little things like that sometimes.
>>34911115How old are you
How do I find and date late 20s femcels with no dating experience?
>>34911107No, I don't want to big spoon you every night.I like not having hair in my mouth while sleeping.
>>34911115I still run through the house at night when it's dark because i picture a monster behind me chasing me. not really that uncommon i think
uses my fucking mind powers to activate male inquisitive mode and male question mode and turn on the thinking and wondering mode inside of men and turn men into question beasts that hunger to ask stuff and transform you into a poser of possibilities and an invoker of curiosities with my mind i did that to you powerful and unreversible style
>>34911121Be the kind of man a well accomplished, respectable women would like, and then purposefully choosing not to date them and date femcels instead.
>>34911115Recognize we all do weird shit when we are home alone.I talk to my cats like they are people sometimes when I'm home alone.
>>34911116Rollercoasters are awesome irregardless of what girls think.>INB4 my head hurt and I was in a lot of agonyYeah so what. It's fun. No logic needed.
>>34911121Knock on every door in your neighborhood and ask if they have a homely adult daughter they'd like to marry off.
>>34911116there's this one where you're strapped to it as if youre flying rather than sitting but i forgot what it was called
>>34911121Female healthcare professionals like doctors, dentists, pharmacists, possibly optometrists. No nurses. The doctorates are the ones where I've personally met the most late 20s early 30s women with no experience although they aren't really femcels as much as they are women who didn't put in any effort towards romance
>>34911118thanks anon. i shock myself sometimes just realizing how much weird little things i have going on.
What sex doll should I get?
>>34911129this retard just tried to grandstand on the idea that women dont like rollercoasters
>>34911135a real woman
>>34911135You really don't want a sex doll, they're too awkward to handle You'll also have to dissect them if you want to throw them out without everybody knowing.
>>34911131The pretzel loop on Superman at Six Flags Over Georgia is one of the most intense moments I personally have experienced on a coaster.
she is not flat :c
This is so fucking performative. Go get a boyfriend bitch if you don't want to be single! How is this even a fucking issue? Like nigga just open the dating apps kek. You're a woman, you don't even have to put in any fucking work!
>>34911141Yes! That's what it was, good job anon. Whats your favorite theme park overall?
>>34911134I do this weird thing, though I did it more often as a kid but still sometimes as an adult, where when I'm eating, I'd sort of be moving the food around. Like I'd pick up a breadstick and have it in my hand, but before eating it I'd move it up and then side to side, then take a bite. I don't know how to explain why I did that.
>>34911145anon stop binging her tiktok its not healthy
>>34911149that activates it. when i get something with a fork i use the fork to spin it round first. so it cant run its so dizzy
>>34911147Well, I love the super highly themed experiences you get from Disney and Universal, but I think Dollywood is the comfiest park I've ever been to. Been going there since I was a kid. That's my happy place. Going there later this month actually.
>>34911145Stop watching her, Anon.Just because she's inexperienced doesn't mean her standards are lower.If you're single, you're single for a reason and she's going to fucking HATE you if she knew you in real life.
Men what if a woman can't drive and is scared and doesnt really want to learn.
>>34911165Do you want to be driven around, or are you comfortable being the bus couple.
>>34911165Would be inconvenient but if you're willing to use public transit could be doable since I like living in walkable/transit heavy places anyway
>>34911165It's a good skill to learn and I'd be happy to teach you. But I'd be happy to drive you places too.
What the fuck are we even supposed to do anymore?
>>34911171Die, as we've done throughout all of history. Simple as.
>>34911161But I'm not single though.
>>34911165She's not gf material I'm afraid.
>>34911174Ew.
>>34911165How is this even an issue anymore? Fucking kek! Who fucking even drives in the city? We got Waymo, before that it was Uber, about to have Robotaxis. What is even the point of a driver's license lmfao?
>>34911165That is fine. Sounds like my last relationship. She was a passenger princess.
>>34911177The freedom and power to go where you want to, when you want to, with who you want to.
I posted about this in the previous thread but not enough people responded so I'm asking it here. Basically, I'm obese. When I look in the mirror, I don't look that fat, but I see pictures of myself, and I'm truly shocked at how fat I am. Honestly and truly shocked, because I don't see that when I look in the mirror. In the mirror I look overweight but not obese, but every time I see a picture of myself now, I can't believe I look like that. Does anyone else have that? And I'm counting calories now. I have to lose about 22 pounds to get out of the obese zone, and I plan to keep going down from there.
What the fuck is wrong with Foids?
>>34911182Gender, height and weight?
>>34911181Nigga just pull up the phone app? Fucking kek?
>>34911187nta, but I'm M, 177cm, and 130kg.
>>34911187Male, 5'10", 232 pounds. Like I said, I'm obese, but I look way fatter in pictures, and I presume, real life, than I do when I see myself in the mirror, and that's really messing with me. Honestly it's seeing myself in pictures that was the reality check that inspired me to get serious about counting calories.
>>34911098>>34911106They're at my church. One girl was a missionary and never had time to date. She's very wifeable (she was churning butter last time I was at her apartment) but I don't think we're compatible. I'm too much of a nerd (I go out a decent amount, but not out into nature) and she's giga outdoorsy camps twice a month kinda gal. The other is an EMT and put up a dyke front to deal with the homeless in my insane city. I made one comment 8 months ago about her looking womanly despite her hair and she stopped cutting it.
>>34911185It's called engagement bait and they make money off of it
>>34911185It's really hard not to have extremely negative views of women in general these days. I still know lots of women who are not like this, who are really awesome and smart and kind, and I love and respect these women so much and I'm so happy I know them. But I do think women in general seem very messed up these days and I don't want to be anywhere near them.
>>34911195That’s not obese. But if you don’t have a certain body type then it means you do have a bit of a belly. Nothing to worry too terribly much about though.
>>34911200Oh, they're just religious. They both could have got married if not for the Jesus stuff.
>>34911205I have a belly and I have boobs. And some stretch marks on my upper arms now.
>>34911165Does she suck a mean dick?
>>34911107Are you blessed with a bubble?
Femanon, I don't want to alarm you but there might be a cockroach or cockroaches crawling up your bedroom wall right now.
>>34911223Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
White women:Do you see white men who date asian women the same way those guys see coalburner women? With a sort of mix of pity and disgust? Like if a guy dumped you, then got with an Asian woman a month later, would you feel cucked or would you feel smug that he "downgraded"? Be honest.
>>34911107sorry I'm taken
>>34911228nagbut a foid's opinion on your asian gf depends heavily on how hot she is, whether or not she looks like a child, and whether she's east asian or southeast asian
Typical foid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqiy_6J924o
>>34911206yeah single moids at church are getting more and more insane the longer Constantinople remains untaken and the longer we go without a Young Pope
>>34911202>awesome and smart and kind,>very messed up these daysthe sad thing is that these aren't mutually exclusive
>>34911185Tbqh I didn't appreciate the scope and scale of postpartum mental illness before this trial. I'm thinking that (for the first year) fathers should be the primary caregivers, and mother-child interactions need to be supervised.
I’m so lucky my girlfriend likes fat retards
>>34911185Bruh these videos got me in stitches. These women be committing to the bit.
>>34911249I'm lucky mine likes um well me
>>34911245Then what even is the point of women?
>>34911115>>34911125>>34911154>>34911165I used to think girls like this were cute but now it's just, grow the fuck up. you're a woman not a damn child, I'm not dating a goddamn child
>>34911140This is something I never thought about but learned about from the onahole general on /jp/. It honestly sounds gruesome because you'll have developed some attachment to it.
>>34911245>>34911254post-partum being extra severe is a very modern thing, not a historical thing. These women are lacking extremely vital nutrition and burn hours working and scrolling instead of getting sleep. The postpartum process kicks off and then literally fails due to lack of resources
>>34911140If it's in the 30-40lb range I can handle it constantly. Also I wouldn't be cutting up any. "Get rid of it without anyone knowing" is crazy.
>>34911258It’s just a matter of not getting external validation. If every of girl around you and on the block is having babies and not working, then it’s the most normal thing in the world and they embrace it. But every reel on tik tok and their friends are acting like it’s a funeral, telling them that their life is over, their husbands are useless, and that their life would have been amazing if they were single for life and wageslaved to death.
>>34911228NagI only see Asian women as useful for sex. I don't believe they have souls and I cannot seriously date one. There's nothing going on in their beady black eyes, they're all sociopathic, only slightly more outwardly agreeable than the men due to being women and weaker, so they put up a facade of politeness and submission.
>>34911263no. you're talking about toxic trends of anti-natalism and are confusing it for postpartum period which is a physical process of the body (including the brain)
>>34911185>>34911251Is this like intrusive thoughts, or shit they're worried they might accidentally do?
What's with women who talk themselves up as size queens only to not be able to take what's being dished out when the time comes?
Thoughts on shower sex?
>>34911265AYRT me toobut I'm starting to catch feels for the one I've been fuckingespecially because she treats me so much nicer than my white exes ever didif she dumped me tomorrow I would feel like I needed to give her something really expensive as a parting gift, to thank her, for how sweet and sexy she wasMy white exes? One of them, I wish I could take back every penny I spent on her.
>>34910958Why would you blow a guy without insisting he put in work?
aight, I picked a sling bag
>>34911275It is one of the best ways to do it.Super intimate Plus the nice added benefit of getting clean *everywhere*
>>34911275M. Shower together good. Sex there not work.
>>34911275MWet ass plaps nicely, but the water can mess with the friction. Basically you have to take most of the water on your back while you plap her from behind.
>>34911285This made me think about that asian girl I said "sucky sucky 5 dorra" to because I was an autist and thought it was ok because she and three other people in the room she actually liked made the same joke and she got mad about it. My life was over at 19 when I was a retarded dorm kid.
>>34911282What for
>>34911292carrying stuff.
Foids- you find out he has a sex room. Chairs, swings, straps, decor, hygiene, etc. To facilitate the act of having sex.What do you do?
>>34911291I wish there was porn of an Asian girl saying this
i dont know why i continue trying to get into rs3 even though i know deep down in that it's dogshit and that i'd be better off doing literally anything elselike i was just sitting here and i was like yeah this is just pointless. but hey maybe it wan't all for naught. maybe that's what it takes. just looking at the screen, realizing it's not fun at all, and silently exiting the stage.
my gf is asian :3
>>34911299
>>34911165I tried this and I'm never going back to itBeing the only one who can drive means I'm constantly on driving duty all the time. Fucking grow up
but yeah i fucked blue valkyroid. and am i happy about it? absolutely not. it destroyed my soul and i will require an entire reincarnation to get rid of the stain!
>>34911306what was that experience even like? I'm not sure if you're the actual guy or you just picked it up as a larp, but i do vaguely remember this interaction going down a few years ago.
How do I become a cool guy
>>34911309go bald
>>34911309get long hair and wear sunglasses
>>34911309There’s no such thing as cool guys, only uncool guys.
going through the archives to find the fucked rulebreaker interaction in like 2022...man this place used to have so much life and color
has anyone managed to turn themselves gay?
>>34911320I don't know, I never really had homosexual feelings until I was about 19. But I may have just been repressing those feelings before.
>>34911317We just had 3-4x the population
>>34911313I do that already what else>>34911314That doesn't make much sense. Then how do I be not uncool
>>34911320Relationships do no cure happiness. It is an idea forced on the socially awkward because people are too afraid of looking off from someone different. Why isn't he or she dating. Why aren't they with people of their own kind. Why can't they go where they fit. It isn't all that easy. In fact as time goes on I find the people who approve of this behavior less likely to even be my true friend if I do it. It doesn't even cure loneliness. Really all it is is an image for society to look at you and say you have a life. I appreciate you looking out for outcasts, but exchanging my natural freespiritedness for a life that feels robotic to suit the needs of liberal women, no thanks.
Have you ever had a thing you want advice on but you're worried someone it involves comes here
>>34911327sub5 cope
>>34911328yeah
>>34911307i just told you. it was genuinely soul crushing. i did get over it but i'll never have sex again. i don't want to
>>34911309Get women, don't be sentimental, don't look at explosions.
>>34911328unfortunately yes all the time, and i hate that i even have to think about that
>>34911320Have you tried sissy hypno?
>>34911331crushing because she's 300+lb? What did she do to you lol
>>34911284M or F?
>>34911341M(tF)
>>34911329Yeah and I'm happy as a sub5.
>>34911230Hi taken I'm given
>>34911145I'd gladly trade a bouquet to sample her pepper spray (the inevitable outcome).
>>34911348I don't know man, humans are social animals, you can't deny nature or you're gonna get fucked. No man is an island.
>>34911107I don't like sleeping on my side, but you can lay on my chest.
>>34911358>No man is an islandfat and balding uggos are isolated.
>>34911358>No man is an island.I'd rather stick to proving that wrong as a freespirit.
>>34911362faggot
>>34911358maybe you
>>34911368>I like to sleep on my back>This makes me gayCould you explain?
>>34911370She has nice chompers
>>34911317>>34911322I think the crackdown on toonmes and vocas gutted this place.Hasn't been the same since.
>>34911375the nicest
I got about 20 days left to figure out three years worth of high school math before a test, or else my life is over.
>>34911251God damn, look at the chin on that one. Looking like a manhwa character who simply exist to be a cool self insert.
I don't really want companionship.I just want sex.
wish i had a girl cuddled up with me as we play kingdom come deliverance
>>34911393That's cope, otherwise you wouldn't have made that pose and would instead just see prostitutes.
>>34911395No I want to earn her pussy.But I don't want to make it a relationship and have to give "aftercare" and get invested in her drama.
i've been a stomach sleeper all my life. doctor told me it's not good for my neck, back and breathing. how do i change my posture? i cannot sleep on my side or back at all
>>34911398I sleep on the side on my armgave me shoulder problems.lol
>>34911398Get a body pillow and lay your weight on that so it feels like you're sleeping on your stomach.
>>34911396Can you do it in a way that feels less like I am walking down a street in Los Angeles ans you randomly show up in a sports car with a bunch of women in his car going "Later losers!". Like my God we fucking get it you bang a shit ton of hot women and we don't. If you're happy cool. But some of us have a life to get to that isn't all about sticking the hot dog in the bun all the damn time. People like you remind me of those annoying douchebags in my class who wouldn't stop disrupting class to talk about his sexlife. Yeah I see myself happily married in a nice home at 45. You I see a fucking shitty relationship in a trailer home with the cops showing up every month about a domestic abuse charge. I don't give a fuck about being a ladies man I like being me.
happy 9/11 atoga
>>34911399whenever i sleep on my side the blood flow to my arm stops and it almost feels like my arm is paralyzed, you know what i am talking about?>>34911400that is actually a good idea. imma try that
>>34911358You're an animal but thankfully you don't speak fro everyone
Why do those in relationships pour their love into fictional characters instead of their other?
>>34911107I'm a woman and I love that feeling.
it's midnight, someone out there is fucking the living daylights outta her while i am here browsing atoga. life is unfair
>>34911414you love the feeling of squishing your dick down?You couldn't have known that feeling.
>>34911412I wish I had a gf who would let me read her deeply personal AO3 fics about her favorite characters having gay sex but I'm unworthy of the love of a creative soul
I've identified my tendency to stress buy random shit.Just bought a victorinox compact, might get a companion slim alox too...consuming feels so fucking good, it feels like I'm "completing myself"
>>34911412Because we don't want to be with our sister in a relationship but rather our girlfriend.
>>34911420The rare times I click the buy button I usually feel like I have wasted my entire life. Lucky you
>>34911424What's the last thing you bought, I feel hollow once the high pasts, but the shopping process is fun.
>>34911406And a happy New Year
Having bad acne/skin as a girl is the worse Someone kill me.
>>34911431There could be worse things, you could have psoriasis.
>>34911431Already told you use this
>>34911432I'd literally give up one of my eyes if it meant I had clear skin.>>34911434 So clueless.
>>34911431girls get acne because of the fucking makeup they use and they touch their face all the time
>>34911427I think a mousepad was my last luxury thingWell, I needed it because my last one was cut and oiled up and very shitty
>>34911437All I use is mascara and eye shadow, No full face coverage, nothing in the areas where I get the acne.
>>34911438Nice, I tried to use a glass mouse pad for a while but I gave up on it, my place is just too dusty so I scratch the shit out of my skates when I try to use any hard surface.
>>34911441are you like washing your pillow cases and all that?
>>34911402Nice fanfic, I don't have babes.Most guys say they want companionship not sex, but I've exhausted with companionship and I just want sex.
>>34911443Yes.
>>34911445Are you like regulating your hormones by going outside, having walks, having sex, and eating beans and fermented health foods?
love is the only thing that matters and I'm incapable of it so my entire existence is a mistakeanons who have someone you genuinely love I hope you are rightfully grateful for it every day and that nothing ever takes it away from you
>>34911447>BeansWhat the hell?
>>34911431honestly if a girl is pretty acne doesnt deter much from her attractiveness unless it's like cystic acne or something very extreme
>>34911449Beans improve gut health, a healthy gut biome is like the 70% to being happy all the time.
>>34911450It is much worse than this.>>34911452 I'll give it a shot.
>>34911453What about the other things, not just the beans.
>>34911452>Beans improve gut healthlmfao if you believe this
>>34911099>>34911099Why do normies say that dudes should have high confidence?High confidence leads to bitter resentment everytime you get rejected.Which in turn leads to negative energy and even more rejections.Actually having low confidence is the key to being chill guy who doesn't scare women away.You make your move, get rejected and think, "of course I was just aiming too high, whatever, next".
>>34911452beans are going to clear her acne. she needs to go to a good dermatologist and hop on accutane
>>34911448Love isnt a thingthe closest thing there is to it is a mothers care for her children, but thats an evolutionary adaptation not ''love'' since they're also wired to reject their offspring in the event of an invasion to replace it with the conquerors children instead.''love'' in relationships isnt some magical force that keeps people together. Its a transaction where both parties get something out of it, and once they stop getting benefits from it, the ''love'' suddenly stops being a thing
>>34911431There are a thousand things worse than acne.
Why is it wasting a womans time when a relationship doesnt pan out, how does their time matter more when it is an experience between two people?
>>34911463least deranged evolutionary psychology fan
>>34911467I'm a creationist
>>34911431Balding man with acne is much, much worse.
>>34911465 I would literally give up one of my eyes and just have an empty socket if it meant I had clear skin.
is anyone here married? i was just wondering how often do married couples have sex? as a young virgin man it just blows my mind that most people on average only do it like once a week at most, sometimes even less than that
>>34911466because men are seen as expendable and so their time isnt seen as worth anything
>>34911471If you had no eyes, you would give up your clear skin for vision.
>>34911431>woman experiences 1/1000000th of what a man who goes bald experiences
>>34911471if it makes you feel better, vast majority of men would still fuck you even if you have acne
>>34911478That is because when men think of women with acne they think of this>>34911450.
>>34911463you probably sincerely feel this way and that makes me really sad
Women, how much do you consider a man's frame when it comes to attraction?I feel like the closest celebrity I look like, bodywise, is Jason Statham, except he is 5'10 and I'm 6'.>bald and only shave like ones a week so I don't look hairlessFeel like my frame is too thin, even thought I lift 4x a week. I'm slightly skinnier than Jason atm. When I'm clothed I look like I don't lift and I hate it (kinda like pic related but slightly thinner). I'm lean/muscular and I'm trying to grow in size slowly, but its so discouraging knowing that I'll never have the wow factor of a strong guy with a big frame. Feels like all I got going for me is that I can keep lean, with visible abs, year round, but girls don't even get to see it.
>>34911479well, you don't tell us how bad it is,is it worse than this, be honest.
>>34911466Because she entered with best intentions and he used her as practice.
Ladies, would you rather your hairs always be wet?
Is acne miseryposter back again?What happened to the guy she was seeing?
>>34911486she dumped him for a better looking dude
>>34911482No, it's more like this but a lot more red and covers more surface area. + Smaller red blemishes randomly on rest of face that come and go too. + Slight acne scarring on upper sides of cheeks. >>34911486 Different anon, I haven't had a boyfriend in years.
>>34911492The woman in that Anon's pic is literally have a harder lifeYou have it easy.
>>34911492You'll find someone someday. I'm sure you'll get a Brad Pitt or Ryan Gosling who accepts you for you... Without all the drama.
>>34911492>Different anon, I haven't had a boyfriend in years.Oh, I see.Well had another acne femanon who was spamming about it, but ended up getting abf despite.Not saying having a bf is going to mke all the issues go away, but you know, at least it's something.
>>34911480>gravity works because mass attracts mass>you probably feel this way and that makes it very sad
Ladies, would you rather always have wet hair or always have sand in your pussy?
>>34911483Assumptious to place one under best intentions and the other as used for practise, and if the reasons are reversed?
>>34911492doesn't look bad tbqfh
>>34911482still would
>>34911492What's the rest of you like?
>>34911505a grumpy bitch from the look of it
Why are some women so bitchy they wished me I'd get cancer with my family just because I said I hate communism
>>34911509Women are so fucking entitled it's insane.Princess syndrome.Ironic that they want communism.
>>34911509Vindictiveness from struggling in life.
>>34911507lol
>>34911509Prettier women are often less aggressive.Funnily enough, this does not really happen with men.
Truly loving somebody means giving them the power to destroy you, but trusting that they won't.
Menthere's been an incident in china that's kind been blowing up over thereA high school girl from a low income family saved up money during the summer doing part time jobs and traveled to hong kong for a concert, but in doing so got her family kicked out of the welfare programs.What are your thoughts on this?Did you think the family deserved it?Do you think poor people on welfare deserve to spend money on non-essential luxuries like this while on government assistance?
>>34911518this is why I plap plap plap and leave
>>34911519I dont care, its china
>>34911519China forever a hypercapitalist shithole masquerading as communist.
>>34911519This shit does not even happen in the United States.It's crazy how cut throat capitalist thirdie shitholes are.
>>34911519>Do you think poor people on welfare deserve to spend money on non-essential luxuries like this while on government assistance?Yeah.
>>34911519>Did you think the family deserved it?No>Do you think poor people on welfare deserve to spend money on non-essential luxuries like this while on government assistance?Yes. That's how we can get people off of government assistance. Once they have a taste of the good life they will want more, and they will realize they require a full time job to afford those luxuries, which will incentivize them to go work. Positive reinforcement is proven to work better than negative. Humans respond best to rewards, not punishments.
People aren't playing Minecraft anymore what's up with that lol
>>34911519I think it was a terrible mistake
I bet acne femanon is pale and skinny, thus still very hot.
>>34911519Isn't that the point of welfare?That they can move from survival mode into self actualization?I mean, isn't the fact that she can save up for a concert signs that the welfare was working? That she didn't have to use all her money just for food and bills and actually managed to save up for a concert?Seems insane.
>when you finally take a chance on the foid with a body count higher than 2Men would you go for it? Gif related: The foid who has a body count higher than 2
weird how e-distance is the only thing preventing atogans from having a baby boom
Men>You go to a suprise stand up comedy>The stand up comedian is GSP>He is painfully unfunnyDo you force yourself to laugh?
>>34911543>GSPA what now?
>>34911543I don't go to stand ups, I do not want to interact with anybody or become anyone's entertainment.
>>34911543I dont think there's anything GSP could say and it not be funny
>>34911542most atoga guys wont bang atoga foids. i've noticed a lot of guys here say they're mid some even attractive but atoga women say they're ugly and unfuckable
>>34911548I've always said that I'm a dysgenic balding fat ass.
>>34911543I don't know, I think you are over-analyzing human behavior.
>>34911548>atoga women say they're ugly and unfuckableLike that would matter to the men.
>>34911546GSP was really bad at trash talk and he wasn’t confident in English. He told in an interview that he wished he had asked Mike Ward to tell him what to say, directly in his ear.
>>34911543This is the kind of comedy I expect at Stand Uphttps://youtu.be/pEZTWeyjWFk
>>34911542my face is whats preventing me from having a baby boom
>>34911552he's saying the femanons think the men are ugly.
>>34911479i am a guy and i know how guys think. there are guys fucking plastic dolls, believe me when i say most men will fuck you even with acne
>>34911542Well I'm sorry that I can't fulfill your fantasy of shipping relationships.
>>34911552women are willing to date uggos. most men will never date an ugly chick
>>34911559>women are willing to date uggosThis is news to me.
>>34911559>women are willing to date uggosUgly women are willing to date super tall and huge guys with an ugly mug of a face.
>>34911559yes because being a boyfriend is hard work, a performance. The whole relationship is basically like a stage play where the girl is the watcher and the guy the performer. Even an ugly girl would expect the guy to put in a certain amount of work for the relationship to be worth it for her, whats so strange for the other way around?serious question, do women past high school seriously not understand such a simple concept about men and how we think? the gender that cant shut up about emotional intelligence?
>>34911560just look around you man. there are so many ugly men who are married or have gfs. sure the women are no fucking supermodels themselves but atleast they are fucking someone. a man needs to get his D hard to have sex, a ugly chick cannot make a man's D hard so he cannot date her. it's biology
>>34911565>I've never had a gf: the postIts always hilarious how incels talk as if they know shit. You know that not even talking to women is not a great qualification, right?
>>34911566Now remove all of the fake crap from her face and see how she really looks.
>>34911559Are you Hitler or are you a real woman?
WHEN DO THESE INCOMPETENT FUCKS FINALLY FIX TRIP FILTERING ALREADY
>>34911578what made you think i am a woman? i am a man, Zach
do muscular women like skinny guys
>>34911519The Chinese government did the right thing.My sister does shit like that too.
What do you do when your ex has been telling others that you are happy and doing okay when asked about? Essentially spinning a story after a breakup they initiated.
How does one meet shy/reserved women? If I go out and meet women I'll only meet women who also go out as a hobby, I want a fellow shut in.
>>34911588It seems to me they're trying to save face for both of you
>>34911099Do femoids get aroused from handholding in the publick?
>>34911572Not sure what you're trying to say. This has been my experience with relationships and every man I've talked about this with. You're the one that keeps being surprised by reality that everyone, be it man or woman, wants their efforts to be worth it to them. In most men's cases, we want to be attracted physically to our partner to even begin thinking about it. Just like most women.
>>34911431Why as a girl? I have it as a guy and its also no fun. Steroid cream helps a bit.>>34911482Gend'herOne thing you'd change about your appearence?For me its my cheekbones which are absurdly pronounced>But that's attractive!No. Mine are too extreme. I can't find a picture of anyone with similar cheek bones. Its absurdly noticetable and apparently gives me a "scary" face
>>34911591What is there to save face for
I think I'm going to make it an OMAD day.Gendered thoughts?
>>34911590Join a large friend group. It may seem counterintuitive but you may be able to find a shy person that gets dragged along by their more outgoing friends
>>34911598Dunno. How messy was the breakup?
MenWas there someone you forgot to ask?
>>34911527>That's how we can get people off of government assistance. How do you plan on getting several million bureaucrats off their tax gibs? Not only do they cost significantly more than some poorfags, they actively obstruct and sabotage the rest of society to justify their purpose and keep the gibs flowing.
>>34911612The 30 year old woman doesn't want to date the 30 year old man, she just want the 30 year old man to date nobody.
>>34911612>>34911537The thread's called "atoga", meaning "ask the OTHER gender anything".But you are an incel who keeps asking us men retarded shit.Fuck off, you grating piece of shit.
>>34911614>How do you plan on getting several million bureaucrats off their tax gibs?I have no idea
>>34911612as a guy i have to say this is largely a pipe dream that you can be older and score young hotties. sure, leonardo dicaprio can bang victoria secret models at 50, i cannot because i am not a A-list Hollywood actor, just like you guys
>>34911543>You go to a suprise stand up comedyNo, I wouldn't.
>>34911618>But you are an incel who keeps asking us men retarded shit.>Fuck off, you grating piece of shit.
>>34911605Not so messy more so fizzled out? one side tired of waiting for the other busy working on means to provide, which was reason given at the time, then later revealed reason was couldnt compete with friends/life gained on the way to attain that means (career path mostly). Pretty much both sides killing themselves, one summised the other had moved on, while the other was killing themselves to meet the demands set, which led to resentment from the initiator of the break up. Ill skip other previous slights such as forgiveness for cheating, supporting unconditionally and the other saying any display was an investment and so afterward was wasted. It is why I dont feel right with someone lying to others about my happiness, even after break up someone is controlling how I feel.
>>34911623Ok I think I understand. Imo the other person is clearly coping. They want to get over it so they try to convince themselves that you have too. Also, and this is general advice, sometimes the "I feel fine/ everything's fine" line is all other people need to know. It's not a matter of honesty, it's about maintaining boundaries and privacy. Your ex is doing you a favor by not exposing your private business to everyone.
>>34911594I dont put on a performance, if she doesn't like it she knows where the door is. As a result, the women who do stick around have resultet in very good relationships.Those men who complain are the ones who are doing it in the firts place because they hold the belief that is "how things are". Consider that your belief my simply be wrong. You give what you get, and if you have to keep up a performance to keep a woman around she may simply not be right for you.>>34911620No, I personally know a mid 50s guy who bangs 20 year olds. Caveat is that they are all bpd chicks or otherwise mentally ill, the classic daddy issue demographic.Also yes, around ten years younger is almost always realistic.
>>34911631I tried to confront them about this and around behaviors shortly after ( i had got the job that would have set life forward after so long stalled out but lost most things for it), amongst other troubling thoughts I am holding, and it blew up, saying I was blaming for assumptions, narcissistic, mental olympics, held resentment for dedicating a part of their life to that (shared goals) and to no longer message. You seem to have a sound assessment about this though? i know i was looking for answers from the wrong place, but i will keep it mind that honesty isnt always the message presented in things
>>34911572NTA but there's a curve to this. Men without dating experience have foreknowledge about things that end up being reported by men with a lot of experience. You're probably in between somewhere and haven't had your full share of being used and discarded by ruthless women, of which there are many.
>>34911603Hard to do, I'm 29 and I've only recently started putting my life in order, no friends IRL and has been a decade since I had any. I hope to one day find a similar soul, a girl or woman who hasn't started living properly yet.
For girls: how much of a turn off is it that I can't drive?
>>34911648>Men without dating experience have foreknowledge about thingsNever seen one who wasn't simply full of shit.>being used and discarded by ruthless womenYeah, its called not dating shit women and not becoming the male euqivalent of an embittered hag when you do get hurt. Whcih is inevitable in human relationships.All the men I see seething about this is the retards for fell for the Disney movie myth of "perfect" relationships. It is and was always a lie since humans are not perfect by nature, no reason to get your panties in a knot over it.
>>34911658Stop typing this drivel and immediately state your full dating track record.
>>34911660lmao
>>34911420>consuming feels so fucking goodSo do drugs. You should combine the two.
>>34911099What is some general advice to give for someone whose type is shy nerdy bookworm girls? What kinds of men do you like?
>>34911661Yeah. There's a self proclaimed incel hunter in those threads. He looks for them 24/7. I'm curious about his actual dating experience.
>>34911317>going through the archivesHow sad.
notice how silent he gets at times, when his anti-incel crusade is disrupted.
>>34911666Maybe its just guys tired of your whiny bitch ass. While we all more or less deal with the imperfections of life, you're on here making a cult of being a victim of da evil wimmenz. In a thread thats full of them, for some odd reason.
I GOTTA WORK ON SATURDAYFUCK!!I only got to jack off once this week and I'm so pent up!
>>34911165Sucks to live in America I guess.
>>34911656It's not a big deal for me, I haven't got a license either and I live in a city with decent public transport.
>>34911671It's just one guy, actually. Not we or anything like that. Alsom the thread isn't full of women. Try again and actually answer the question: how many girlfriends have you had and how did your relatioships go? This isn't supposed to be hard for a socialized M(tF) like you.
>>34911107How do I know if you're really a girl. And why are femoids obsessed with cocks. I'm a human being too yknow.
A whole bunch of nothing. Easily predictable.
>>34911592My bf does this thing when we handhold where he likes to loosen his grip and tickle my palm when he wants my attention or just to be cute. He does it so often after sex when we're just lying in bed that when he does it in public when we're walking around holding hands I get blindsided by horny from the association.
>>34911171If you're a guy: be a stay at home boyfriend/husband. Let the women get dirty.
>>34911678Where do you get the idea that a person would be compelled to qualify himself to some loser on the interernt? You destroying your own life with your retarded mindset is not really my problem, I'll just keep shitting on it so you can't pull other crabs into the bucket and psyop other guys with your garbage. Which is all incels live for, they claim to hate women, but in reality its all about pulling down other men so they are not so alone in their misery.
>swole holehehe
>>34911703You're telling on yourself. Simple question: how many girlfrends have you had, incel? You are the real one, despite all the deception and trolling.
>it's not my problem... but it is...>what you live for is what I live for is what I live for, to counter>I am such a hero, can the very many femanons in this thread full of femanons touch my penis yet? I'm horny and lonely and such an ally
Women dont date uggos because uggos make women feel like small-time. Being a cute girl at the trailer park is unsexy to women, they'd rather be a cute girl in the schmancy side of town.
>>34911165Fuck no. Be an adult.
>>34911699So you are the exception?
>>34911590There's a bunch of them on /r9k/
>>34911717>make women feel like small-timeMost women want to feel small.It's why they naturally go for a man who knows how to dominate and use them properly.
>>34911741https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/small-time
>>34911739A BPDemon out of her depressive phase is anything but shy and reserved though
>>34911737No, I'm saying I do get horny from it. I'm just explaining why so I don't seem weird.
>>34911739This is the devil's advice
>>34911743Your issue is that you are too autistic, incel.
>>34911749She like me more than chad, that's why she yelps at me so persistently. She gets a bit of the 'tism and is moved emotionally.
>>34911739I'm definitely not looking for an internet relationship.
>>34911739In theory, yes.But in practice the women who go there are mostly just as mentally deranged as the men who post there, meaning undatable trash. It is truly not worth it to find the needle in the haystack of misery and shit.
>>34911739No there isn't, it's literally just men, and gay men, and trans men.
>>34911739Been there done that, you will make innumerable concessions and without any expected from them, what a miserable decade that turned into.
>>34911753Good luck making a shut-in leave her house
It is done, at long last.We will send our threadcrush pics and there's nothing I can do to stop that now. We will be witnessed.
>>34911759trans men are women
>>34911761Yeah r9k is full of avoidant or hiki retards.
my thread crush is an arthoe that makes storytime videos and reaction content on youtube
>>34911766I mean, you/he asked for a shut-in
people keep saying that there are women on /r9k/genuinely where the fuck are you talking aboutit's literally just gay men jerking off with loser men.
>>34911770I'm definitely not that guy, considering what I just said.>>34911771Lurk more.
>>34911772you're just part of the fag gang luring men there so you can jerk off.
>>34911774Genuinely asking, what part of >>34911766 is so hard to understand?
>>34911776the avoidant hiki retards are men.
>>34911777And women.
>>34911778That's a made up lie by the fag gang to make you go look at cocks and goon with them.
>>34911779
>when roastie karen is complaining again about misogyny and femchud and chud are just happily dissociating due to stress/fear response
>>34911767>arthoeThey're still around?
>>34911787yes and they are slim and vampire-esque thanks to the 'zempic
>>34911787>>34911789>arthoe>TheyAn arthoe is always a woman.
>>34911548>i've noticed a lot of guys here say they're mid some even attractiveAnon, /atoga/ is full of manlets
>>34911790>poisoned by idpol to not understand basic grammarthey means "those", but is used for people. "those people, they piss me off."
>>34911537I want either a virgin or a slut. Normies are boring.
I just harvested some hot bitches.Do you want to see my hot dicks?
>>34911509They're pick me's for the theory daddies
>>34911797>theory daddiesLike MBTI?
>>34911452Beans are hard to digest
Do all figure skaters have daddy issues?
>>34911801>his father raised her
>>34911801Looks like I can be a figure skater
>>34911384It's not over, over. A couple threads ago an anon said he had failed the ged like 6 times
>>34911803
>>34911781Those are tiktokers appealing to a niche.>>34911777>>34911778That said as an autist who hangs with other autists there are women like this I know. Not all autistic. Like the girls who were weird enough to be the autistic girls only friend, who are still weird, but not enough to be diagnosedThey tend to be fat, however
>>34911811You know, I was about to call you an autist, but I am glad you did that yourself.
>>34911809Sounds lie you want to have sex with me
>>34911801Women that are able to feel empathy for males are so delightful.
>>34911815It's usually mutual with your type.
>>34911816Those are called moms and every male is only permitted to experience it once.
>>34911818Maybe
>>34911798No. Marx, Engles, Lenin, Trotsky, Mao, Kropotkin, Bakunin.
>>34911823What are their MBTI?
Most unattractive hobbies:Cooking: Just buy food. What are you doing? Games/Anime: Cringe. Magic: I can google how to fondle cards too.Biking: Just walk dude?Most attractive hobbies:Woodwork, anything else actually useful: Damn.Hanging out with friends: Its fun.Pets: CuteGender, yours?M, this is a list of female hobbies
>>34911820
>>34911790Sorry, are shes still around?That didn't sound right...Are hers still around?
>>34911819>Those are called momsYou didn't meet mine.
>Gf just sends "wyd" messages>Gets annoyed I give the same energy backDo I date men again
>>34911830should've fucked her
>>34911825ENTJ
>>34911834Grim.
>>34911833How's the subcontinent?
>>34911837you tell me
>>34911832Not if you're also a girl
>she is backclocked her after just three posts.
>>34911838I've never been, saar. Why aren't you doing the needful?
>>34911842She got back yesterday
Would you date this girl?
>>34911845Wonder what happened, haven't noticed her in months.
Do you believe in zodiac signs?M, of course. My mommy taught me about them Aquarious btwI don't know the "rising and lowering signs" or whatever, just what mommy told me
>>34911846What's the catch?
>>34911846M. Maybe? To be honest, I am simply not very attracted to asian women. She's fine looking, technically, but her features neither appeal or turn me off. So it depends on her personality.
What's some *E*X*T*R*A* stuff you can put into a cheesy/creamy pasta sauce?I'm thinking about adding some small diced ham.
>>34911847>>34911842I came back yesterday and am posting now so maybe this is me???I post here maybe every 3-6 months briefly when I have a question to ask, stick around for a thread or two and then forget you exist again
>>34911846Yeah
>>34911854cauliflower
>>34911855>stick around for a thread or two and then forget you exist againwhen swiss is here she is here 24/7
>>34911846Would she date me is the real question......
>>34911846Sure but i have a feeling girls of this kind wouldnt date someone unkempt like me
would you date this person?
>>34911854Coom
>>34911855>I post here maybe every 3-6 months briefly when I have a question to ask, stick around for a thread or two and then forget you exist againAww, you don't horny post with us?
>>34911854Pepperoni and hamBasilPinch of saltLittle vinegarLittle bit of oilNo pepper trust
>>34911854Small chorizo cubes
zaszeg>>34911854miso is a hidden prime choice
>>34911861I can't tell what they look like with that zeta Reticulin filter
>>34911861she is pretty but looks too young?? is this even a real person?
>>34911854is this *one* topic the secret to uniting atoga?
>>34911873women don't cook, they just lie and abuse, so when you ask cooking questions, it's all men
>>34911864Why would I do that I imagine most people here as unattractive.
>>34911876you don't like balding fat guys?
>>34911876Why? I'm 6'5
>>34911865>Pinch of salt>Little vinegar>Little bit of oilI already got the ingredients for the sauce itself down, but I feel like vinegar would ruin it. lolI am writing down the basil, since I still have some fresh and I need to use it anyway.>>34911866The taste would probably be intense, same with pepperoni, but I'll give it a try.>>34911873I am The Cook.
>>34911878And?
>>34911876are you attractive?
>Vinegar ever not improving foodHow weak is your tongue
>>34911881That's an attractive feature, one that can actually be conveyed through text. Someone just saying they're handsome is subjective.
Most of you would actually hate this
>>34911885No. Very ugly. Short legs, unibrow. Acne. Whatever else you find bad.>>34911887Being more than 2-3 inches taller than me is an ick
>>34911858Which 3 are her?
>>34911888MOf course I would. And she would do, not be blushing. "Here's your state mandaded fucking loser who could not get any bitches"Nevermind her being generically attractive.Enjoy your 40+ year old fat cat lady
>>34911891NTA. Stuck up hotties are the best type of hotties.
>>34911891Oh, I thought you were a femanon.
>>34911888Aw, the handsome man is finally coming to take her away from the lair of that horrible goblin creature.
>>34911895That would explain why all the mean-girl bitches I know are getting married
>>34911891you're femanon right?
Women keep falling for my manlet rizzLanklets will never understandSorry bro she's taken by the dwarven dognobbIts over for tallbros...
>>34911902mean girls aren't actually mean to the guys that fuck them.even she is a slobbery mess when she's gobbling dick
>>34911902I probably wouldn't marry one. They seem like the type to stray.
>>34911904Share your secrets then, I am also very short
>>34911908you just gotta have style, like being fat.
is it safe to assure ur a handsome man if random girls have flirted, expressed interest in me ? I dont see myself as a chad though
>>34911910No, I'm a literal freak and woman have flirted with me when the vibe is right, and when I say freak, I mean janitor at night freak.
>>34911908I work as a dwarf actor in local shows and get women who are into that specificallyIf you are a regular manlet, you are doomed, sorry
>>34911888More like state mandate misandrist who will kill you in your sleep.
>>34911911how the fuck is janitor at night freaky, that's a regular ass job
>>34911915I'm fat and balding because I don't get enough sun.
>>34911914Sounds hot
>>34911911i've had some 7s, 8/10 girls flirt with me, drop hints and stuff. i was too autistic to take it any further
GenderAre you an ally to the lgbtqI am to the lgbq but not the T as I have never met one and cannot properly rate as such
Is it safe to assume that I'm ugly af if men are nice to me but never ask me out
If women haven't looked at you like this, its over
>>34911921You might just be closed off.Plus, no men is asking anybody out in this day and age.
>>34911854chicken, leek and green onion
>>34911922a woman THAT hot looking at me like that is a compliment. a mid woman's "fuck me" gaze wont hit the same>>34911921nope. if guys are nice to you you're atleast mid or upper mid tier
>>34911920I'm okay with L B and FTM T since they don't abuse children nearly as often.
the hot sauce has approached my intestines, was wondering why I suddenly felt like my guts were getting twisted like a wet towel.
>>34911922Women physically cannot do this unless they're looking up.
>>34911921No.Its not safe to assume you are ugly as a woman. If you are, you would KNOW you are. The AVERAGE women is desirable to most men. and this is before women buy clothes to look better as fashion is almost entirely marketed and designed for women, get their hair done and use makeupIf you are asking this, you are not ugly, you're just A: In spaces where people do not do soB: UnluckyC: TOO good looking, succesful, etc and intimidatingD: They assume you are already taken (I assume anyone above 25 is in a relationship or does not want one, and this has ALWAYS been right) E: Just not into you. Like for myself I do not flirt with asians because I am not into them and struggle to flirt with black women because they are too pretty
>>34911921No, I've never asked a woman out.
When a woman asks if she's ugly, she doesn't actually think she's ugly, ugly women know they're ugly, what she's really asking is why don't people give me the attention I deserve?
if you're a woman you can do the chinese test for beauty. basically put your index finger like this, if your nose, lips and chin align in a straight line, you're a stacy and attractive
Is it safe to assume I'm attractive as a man if I'm 7'5, a millionaire, 170 IQ, the reincarnation of Einstein and your mother, invented reality, have double D breasts and an 18 inch cock and blue eyes?
>>34911895They’re annoying as fuck imo
>>34911939China is so fucked. They come up with a new weird beauty trend every week. They skip straight to live testing, then buy everything illegally on black markets and have untrained surgeons work on them. Its so weird. They do this despite the fact women outnumber men in china significantly.
How much of a turn off is shit like scratching and bitting?I dont mean pussy shit like nibbles and scratches, I need her to tear my back up and to actually bite
>>34911938i think for women the biggest challenge is instagram hotties. the amount of god tier stacies they see on a daily basis is obviously going to fuck up your brain and make you feel ugly. most women asking if they're ugly are almost certainy mid. it's just that when you comapare your self to a insta stacy you'll feel ugly
>>34911943This isnt anything new its golden ratio nose to chin proportions that was observed since the renaissance and before
>>34911940No, reality is shit and eye color doesn't make anyone attractive
>>34911531I bet you’re right, but I also bet she has an ugly personality.
>>34911947Nice jojo reference based jobro haha ZA WARUDO haha that's my jojoke >>34911949>He doesn't have a euclidian eyed wifengmi
Femanons can you ice skate?
I eat food, I shit poop.Simple as. Women seethe.
>>34911943and yet chinese men and women are some of the least attractive. neotenous faces, small eyes, guys cannot grow beards, weak bone structure, thin fine hair
>>34911939That settles it, I'm drop dead gorgeous
>>34911955I like chinese hags
my biggest fear is marrying a femanon and then she balloons up
>>34911939I don't really get this because the straight line can align them regardless so long as the bottom 2 are fine, nose does not seem to matter.
>>34911956you passed the test? congrats you're an attractive woman!
>>34911912>you are a regular manlet, you are doomedFuuuuck
>>34911959I think the point is to stop when your finger touches the lips, as in you start at the nose and lower to the lips, if your chin is there, you have the ratio, if you can't reach the chin, recessed and over.
>>34911959i should've said that if your nose, lips and chin touch your index finger at the same time then it shows that you're attractive and have good facial proportions
>>34911944I don't like the idea or permanently disfiguring my bf with my nails and teeth. I bite and scratch, but seeing that I accidentally drew blood immediately takes me out of the moment and I start feeling awful. Having a bf that wants me to do all that feel like a total incompatibility.
>>34911952Yeh.
>>34911957i've never seen 1 attractive chinese woman in my life
>>34911962>>34911963I still don't really get it 'cause like I am unironically jewish with a huge beak of a nose and I can STILL touch all 3 with a straight finger, this seems like something everyone can do they act like they can't for validation
>>34911964does a scar really count as disfiguring?I have plenty on my back already
>>34911966that won't work, Anon, you think you slick, but you not
>>34911968yea
Oh, dang. I almost forgot!
>>34911971fuck
>>34911958all women blow up after marriage and if she pops a kid, it's game over. her body will never be the same
Vampire gf who's submissive during the day in her human form. During the night, in her vampire form (with teeth and claws partially protracted by default), she's feral and dominant, especially when hungry for blood.
I get the ick when men use terms like submissive dominantIts giving booktok permanently online energyPeople I talk to offline do not speak like that, ever
>>34911977I feel this.
>>34911969?? what?
>>34911979https://www.tiktok.com/@polyphony_digital/video/7679227015572081942
>>34911965Do you go often? I used to go every winter when I was a kid but not been in years.
>>34911977what else are you supposed to say?
>>34911987"Quiet" "Family focussed" "driven" Sub/dom is literally speaking with your gentials, its creepy
>>34911818nta but how do you attract girls with daddy issues? I'm hairy, broad shouldered and with a slight gut if it helps
>>34911968It literally disfigures the skin permanently, so yes.
>>34911986No. I used to make a little rink behind my house when I was a kid, using the hose, a tarp, and some tubing. But eventually I don't would only skate at the local rink, and only with friends. Once I had no more friends who wanted to skate, I pretty much stopped.
>>34911895No. Thats hotties who larp as being stuck up and go into gigaslut mode as soon as the clothes come off
Women, would you object to getting called sugar tits?
>>34911985are you trippin ma man? what the fuck is this?
Lately I've adopted this ritual of toughing it out on the hard wood floor for like an hour or two and then switching to my mattress bed if I wake up from the floor.You really learn to appreciate the softness so much more.
>>34911999Only in bed, and only ironically.
Will never live this down t. Hasn’t had a gf since he was 14
>>34911994a few scars is hardly a big dealits not like you're cutting up the face
>>34912012just replace the scribble on the left with "talk to women"
any atoga femanon look like this? if you do, hmu asap. you're going to be my WIFE and i find you!
>>34911977Only women ever use those words.
>>34912016She's mid>Tips sombrero>Andale andele's>Areeba areeba
>>34912013It'd still make me feel like a bad person for causing permanent damage to the person I love because I couldn't remain in control of my body during sex. I don't want to normalize losing control. One night it's accidentally scratching his back up too hard, the next night it could be splitting his head like a watermelon while sitting on his face.
>>34912016I look much worse
>>34911920No, my entire young adulthood was consumed by trans ideology, I will never forgive them for having such a poison lifestyle
>>34911997Having a small rink behind your house sounds super fun. I always just went to a big public rink or a lake if it was cold enough
>>34912014Fuck you I talk to women on a daily basis and they have never given me any pussy
>>34912023I'm not the strongest swimmer, so I would never skate in a body of water.
>>34912025you have to ask them dumbass
Women, would you buy this?
>>34912018MID? YOU'RE CALLING THIS GODDESS MID? you guys are so porn brained man. like you wouldn't stutter talking to her IRL>>34912020how much worse?
>>34912031You think >Areeba areabaWas a serious post
>>34912027That’s how you get banned from an establishment dumbass believe me i know.
>>34912026It's pretty safe especially if a lot of people go to that spot. Where I used to live the police or fire dept would always check the ice and only let people on if its the proper thickness. If it was a random lake I definitely wouldnt do it
Youtube hotties?For me its female moist critical
>>34912019but if he asked you to do it?
>>34912046Idk. It'd require a real conversation. I don't want him asking me to do something he'll regret later after he cums.
>>34912038you guys probably dont know her but i used to really like alexandra botez, the chess player from youtube. i still think she has the best ass i've ever seen
>>34912012>had a gf fuck off, normalfag
>>34911930>green onionAcquired, even though I did not see your post, but I had the same idea when I was looking at the veggies at the market.
>>34911944If she does not have nails that could kill me, what are we even doing?
Women suck. They just happen to be sentient. Anthropomorphic talking ball that complains about men all day.
>>34912077Hypocrite
>34912077He says, as he is complaining about women all day.>Women suck.That's fine, as long as it's my dick.
>>34912079it's cool when I do it.
>>34912029Maybe posting lewds on the internet isn't that big a deal if this is what advertising is now. Guilt free sexual attention from strangers would be nice.
I drank buttermilk after not having had anything to eat all day and now I got belly cramps. lol
>>34912084>nowThese ads are at least 15 years old
>>34912084>now
>>34912084Cons of posting lewds:>Might accidentally be recognised one day>Your partner and hypothetical future kid won't like that you did
>>34912088Anon would blow a gasket if he saw the tennis skirt ad where the model’s asshole is completely visible
>>34912092My hypothetical future kids seeing that is literally the only thing stopping me at this point. It wouldn't harm my relationship to post anonymous sexual stuff online.
>>34912092Just post your hands.
>>34912004>average femanon and atoga manon coupleIt's the other way around.
>>34912037I have a complicated relationship with police, and I'd rather not have a hobby that hinges on dealing with them.
>>34912094Hell stores used to send catalogs to every household featuring lingerie models with full bush
>bro just stop being retarded and tell her you like her it's not that hard>okay how did you do it? what did you say to her?>oh she told me she liked me first lol
GenderFavorite Uma Musume?
I'm pulling up to the atoga meet up wearing this.
>>34912109What about your cock and balls, anon?
>>34912101There's not much dealing with them. They're just there to stop people doing something retarded when the ice is still too thin to skate. And you can still just go to a local rink if you don’t wanna be near them.Any reason your relationship with the police is complicated?
>>34912109Crazy zesty
>>34912114Lowkenuinely would
>>34912114JH's nemesis JL
>>34912113I was unjustifiably hurt by police despite cooperating and having done nothing wrong.
>>34912114That is fucking foul. Delete this, now.
>>34912114/sp/cels would get very excited about this. Their go to joke is about semen slurping (yes they're all homos).
>>34912014>just replace the scribble on the left with "talk to women"What so they can reject me?
if you havent drank your own semen how can you expect her to
>>34912109Women would this be hot if he was straight
Lacrimosa is playing in my head and it won't stop
>>34912014now its just harder?
>>34912118That sucks I hope you managed to sue their ass or get some sort of compensation
>>34912114>that picturelmao
>>34912131kek
>>34912120It seems like a lot of boards are homo
>>34912118Have you tried not being black
I think I love her
>>34912108MI haven't played it but my friend streams it for me sometimes and I like Opera O
>>34912139proof?
Women (or men if you want), can you tell me if this is ethically/morally wrong?When i was 20, there was this 14yo that had a crush on me. I 100% distanced myself from that situation and ofc had no interest.Its now been 8 years, im 28 and she's 22. Would there be anything wrong with me hitting her up now?
>>34912144Morally okay now but you definitely missed your window
>>34912114Quite haram
i would love to wife a girl like this. isn't she just hot as fuck? am i the only one who sees this? i saw her on youtube
>>34912141Good taste
>>34912142can't stop thinking about her
>>34911746are you saying you wouldn't horny without that experience?
>>34912151This is my preferred youtube waifu
>>34912151She'll be ready to settle down with a nice man in a few years.
>>34912133I got my medical stuff covered, it wasn't that much. The officer was extremely apologetic and accepted that he made a mistake.
moidtogans with asian gfs/wivesHow do you feel about having hapa kids?
>>34912119>the foid isimmunized against all dangers etc. etc.>but call her a cum guzzler, and see how she recoils! "I have been found out..."
>>34912151can someone help me? i know i should probably try and find a girl who looks the one posted by anon, pretty but mid, looks smart and stable mentally BUT i cant help myself be attracted to really hot cocky, stacies like this one. how do i change my type from stacy to beautiful mid?
>>34912154Yes. I don't get aroused from handholding until he starts tickling my hand and jokingly looking at me like he wants to fuck me right then and there.
Should I post this in my work chat in response to someone complaining about political ads or nah
>>34912156your moms ready to settle down with me
>>34912160Im black
>>34912161I am the least cum-guzzly person here.
I keep having dreams about airports
what is female arousal like?>bigger pupil>erect nipples>mild moisture in nether region
>>34912160Great. Wasian is the race of tomorrow
>>34912155why is she making herself look nerdy and less attractive?
>>34911099Women of atogaI've been wondering about something for a while whenever it pops back in my mind:There was piece of media where two 18-19 year old female students were arguing over who would "get" their 35 year old teacher. Even assuming the guy is cool and attractive, isn't this an insane mindset?I understand crushing on the teacher or competing for his attention. But actually trying to "get" him seemed crazy and unbelievable to me but it was played off as normal and the point of the scene was popular girl versus unpopular protagonist. Please tell me this isn't normal.
>>34912166still hapaor would you really prefer to say blasian? How do you feel about blasian kids?
>>34912162goon lessthe chick you posted is barely a mid herself, just covered in tons of shit. Frankly below mid for the stupid nerve toxin baloon lips she has
>>34912175>How do you feel about blasian kids?Adorable!
When women goon, do they even use wipes?I mean squrt isn't sperm is it is 90% water and 10% urine, so why bother?
>>34912180I always wash my towels afterwards. If it got through to the sheets, I'll wash those, too. I also wash my toys and either shower or just rinse myself off.
I don't trust female YouTubers unless they're doing arts and crafts or fashion or something. Why is a woman trying to tell me anything about tech or motorcycle, gtfo hoe
>>34912180women cannot goon. all they do is touch their cookie while imagining a werewolf is fucking their brains out
>>34912158That's better than nothing I guess. I hope you're better now. The office accepting they were at fault is pretty surprising you dont see that very often
>>34912173Teachercrush is a pretty popular tag on tiktok even after they shat down on the actual children who were using it after it became too infamous for 13 year old girls openly lusting for 30+ year old teachers and talking about how to seduce them
women would you let a guy taste your grool?
>>34912189Hot
>>34912164Fuck it we ball.
>>34912186I was like the only one not running at a party but got tackled. I understand that it's a hectic situation, but obviously it was excessive. I don't think there was any denying that. Plus the fact I was the only non-white person there really made them worried I'd take it in a race direction, I think. But I just wanted to separate myself from all that shit, so I was fine to just accept the apology and move on.
>>34912191I'd let him eat me out, but if he's going down on me then doing that while wine tasting tongue and breath thing I'm going to get mad.
>>34912197What if he's doing thishttps://youtu.be/EYtFH2bFCfg
>>34912182>. If it got through to the sheetswhy? does it even smell like anything?
>>34912155LaurieWired is way hotter.And more likeable too.
>>34912191>>34912197women would you kiss a man after you squirt in his mouth?men would you kiss a woman after you cum in her mouth?
>>34912197>doing that while wine tasting tongue and breath thing I'm going to get mad.nta but thanks for the tip, I will make sure to do it if I ever lose my virginity. Mad foids are cute
>>34911920>Are you an ally to the lgbtqI'm a firm believer that the T is a government psyop meant to hold the LGB back. They've done so much damage to the movement and made a bunch of other deplorables, like pedophiles and zoophiles, think they can attach themselves to the community.
>>34912173NAGIt is essentially a variant on DDLG. You can do this with teachers, masters, daddies or anything where the man has a position of power and/or knowledge over the woman.
>used goods, white girl:|>used goods, asian girl:Owhy are moids like this?
>>34912206its funny to me they just dumped everyone not straight into a pile, even with people who have nothing to fucking do with sexual orientation at alllike why the fuck are trans dumped with gays and bi?
>>34912209i dont find asians attractive and don't like virgins
>>34912209they think it's exotic or something
Is it sexual harassment to tell a woman that her long acrylic fingernails are inappropriate in a lab where you are supposed to wear gloves? My uncle said that to some zoomer foid at a conference he went to and now she is trying to get him expelled from membership.
>>34912203The only reason female YouTubers exist and do well is because they're pretty and goonbait, and just farm views and Patreon money from worthless simps and Indians. Nobody actually cares what they have to say if they have anything to say at all, it they were men they'd be stuck at 1000 subs forever.
>>34912210I think it's just because a lot of trannies used to be confused about their sexuality or seen as gay. So a lot of them were already part of the gay community before coming out as trans.
>>34912204>men would you kiss a woman after you cum in her mouth?Wouldn't bother me. Not like it's toxic. Though if it's still in her mouth, that's another story.
>>34912215massive overreaction
Atoga, should I go train today?
>>34912209I think 95% of yellow fever is just fetishism due to weebshit addiction. Just the place, place Japan meme
>>34912222If its training to fight, no, just manifest swoleness and no one will bother youif its training for gay sex, yes
>>34912200Ain't clicking that.>>34912201It does have a slight smell, but it's mostly just for the sake of cleanliness. It's like how you wouldn't want sweat stains on your sheets.>>34912204F. I guess so.>>34912205It's a bad mad when I'm grossed out and embarrassed, not a fun mad.
>>34912217You sound like a jealous woman who is too lazy to do shit.
>>34912168well, it is september 11th
>>34912206I still hate Korrasami the ship. Actually Korra's team avatar 'date each other's exes including their siblings' is unhinged behavior and Bolin deserved better than anyone else in that group.But to your question I think it's because a lot of trannies are just men who don't know how to deal with their homosexuality so they can only comprehend it as being a woman. Transbians are the biggest fucking meme on the planet and will single-handedly end the LGBT movement.Asexuals are also just not really part of it at all they don't need rights it just needs to be explained that some people have a birth defect where they don't have attraction to anyone.
>>34912215It's not sexual harassment, but it's retarded as fuck. As someone with very ling acrylics who wears gloves daily for work, they are not a hazard if you cap them and work carefully. I have better sterile transfer technique than anyone else around here even with these talons.
>>34912222become trains
>>34912227I'm a male
>>34912206It was the natural course. The biggest mistake gays made was creating their own label/community/flag/identity. I'm a straight Christian dude and I think you rainbow gays played yourself. You wanted normalisation of gay orientations, you wanted to fit right in with everyone else right? Wasn't the goal about getting to a point of social equality to the point where straights and gays were sharing communities and no one made distinctions over one or the other? Where no one cared if you were gay they just defaulted to seeing a human being same as they'd view a straight?That hope we to shit the minute gays/lesbians/bisexuals permanently "otherized" themselves under a flag and label. Permanent exclusion by their own hand. The trannies are just a symptom of the stagnation of the LGB bubble.
>>34912229i only know this series from princess azula futadom porn and ao3 smut i think that series doesn't have azula to beat people up and skull fuck them so its gay
>>34912226>Ain't clicking that.Its just a stupid yt vid
30m. I really want a secure relationship. But I sometimes believe I’ll never find it so I resort to hook ups. Every time I do, I feel hollow and regretful and angry with myself. I’m worried if I delete hinge, I’ll never find someone. Can anyone give me advice
>>34912197>then doing that while wine tasting tongue and breath thingIm too virgin to know what you're talking about honestly
>>34912219>Though if it's still in her mouth, that's another story.it's a prank! :^)
>>34912238if you want a relationship, stop hooking up it's gross and makes you feel bad apparently
>>34912236Ok. The dot in the address was in a weird place is all. Yeh that's pretty close to what I was picturing.>>34912239You've never seen wine tasting before? It's not a sex thing.
Women can you fix him?
Women, would you bang this guy?https://youtu.be/Hoyd11acC0A
>>34912238Delete hinge. Secure relationships are never found, they are built. The biggest mistake zoomers make today is they have this absurd mentally ill expectation that relationships are supposed to come pre-established and pre-made. Real secure relationships take time and mutual efforts to build over shared experience and growth of trust and bonding, sharing good moments together, being comfortable in boredom together, even going through bad hard shit together and growing together from it.Hookups and casual shit will never get you there because it doesn't build a fucking thing. It's just a flirtation with what "could be" but never goes anywhere except for a orgasm. It's a dead end. And at some point you will notice no matter which hole you fuck, which girl you bed, it doesn't matter, they might as well be the same girl because the relationship goes nowhere.
>>34912246image fail, anon?
>>34912240It's an act of war, and I will find a way to retaliate. Maybe roleplaying a theatrically over-acted porn / hentai character next time we do it.
>>34912248i mean if he'd want to
>>34912249>it doesn’t matter, it might as well be the same girl It certainly feels hollow already. It’s just tough. I’m so fucking horny all the time dude. And I get so lonely. I know I sound like a bitch and I should probably delete the app. But what if I end up meeting someone on it? >>34912243You’re not wrong. I really should stop
>>34912253Really? You wouldn't be worried that he was gonna kill you and wear your skin?
>>34912250No. In theory
gundam hathaway fucking sucked the novels were better
>>34912254>I’m so fucking horny all the time dude. And I get so lonely. I know I sound like a bitch and I should probably delete the app. But what if I end up meeting someone on it?You don't sound like a bitch you sound like a man who is simply anxious to invest time and loyalty and make sacrifices. And who can blame you if your major impression of women comes from the type of girls on dating apps? I'd never want to seriously date or invest in those chicks either because you know the implicit truth is most girls on there are cracked in the head. They can't pair bond, you know after fucking them casually she has done that a dozen times before you. And if she isn't doing that she has 20+ guys she has in a roster to collect validation from via easy texting. So don't worry about missing out on finding the good one, because she ain't in Hinge. The longer you spend on Hinge the less likely you are to find the girl who is worth the effort.
>>34912102>models with full bushIn those days it would have been more scandalous if they were shaven.
women, why do you marry guys you're not physically attracted to?
Do the opposite genders remember what they were doing on September 11th, 2001?MI lived in western NY and was in the first grade at the time. We were allowed to read, draw or talk amongst ourselves for about half an hour around that time every morning, and this morning our teacher was watching Good Morning America on the TV mounted up near the ceiling.I didn't actually see a plane hit, but we all looked up from what we were doing when our teacher shouted in surprise. I saw a smoking building before she quickly turned off the TV.Most of the student body in the entire school quickly began freaking out at this point (a lot of them had family in NYC), and I remember us all evacuating the building at one point. We all went home early.
>>34912263I mean you’re not wrong. I’ve never met a girl on hinge who actually seemed solid. A couple maybe. Idk. I go to a run club once a month but I could go every week. I could try talking to girls at the gym. Maybe if I wasn’t on hinge I’d feel more motivated to be social in person.
>>34912194The way you’re describing it really sounds like you were targeted. I can see why they'd be worried. At least the situation is behind you now
>>34912016Looks dopey.
>>34912016No soul in those eyes
>>34912229LGBT used to just be Pride and it was a sexuality movement. Unironically the fetish enthusiasts and asexuals have more place there than the trannies.
>>34912267MI was a toddler, so not much.
>>34912268Exactly. All you need is just one girl who you are pleased with in how she looks and make a start. Watch her personality carefully and if she is disrespectful or impulsive or petty and immature, bail out and try again. Rinse and repeat this process until you sound a girl who possesses some virtue to her character. Once you found her, lock in and get that relationship going and just focus on building experiences together and let it go from there.
>>34911977Do people you talk to offline say "it's giving [noun]"?
>>34912279Yea
>>34912269I'll be honest that I probably would've assumed the worst and tried to get the guy in more trouble if he wasn't so hot and so nice afterwards.
>>34912257probably not lmao>>34912255tbf anybody could do that
>>34912281Guy was saved by his face card that’s crazy
Women only please. If you met a guy and they had this would it be an instant turn off/red flag? Or would you be fine with it?
I like this guy and we get along in almost every way, better than any guy I've ever known or tried to date (I've never had a boyfriend). He's a joy to be around. The issues are a language barrier for deep conversation (I'm ESL), he's a bit more religious than me and I was raised with some church and I'm a little spiritual but he cares more than I do, and I don't know if I want to live in his country. He's talking about flying out to see me, which I asked him a few months ago when I left his country. Should I try dating him?
>>34912102Women used to look so much more classy and refined.
>>34912267yeah, being born
>>34912290What religion?
>>34912291>Whores >Whores, vintage
>>34912288He was my type and I was in a weird place at the time. I thought he was into me after talking to him, I was stupid.
>>34912296ChristianI'm kind of Christian but I don't really go to church since I was little while he's active with his community and hosts a bible study I think?
>>34911888I would love a new "step-mom" I can "play" with. If that ever happened I would like her to feel like she is with her fantasy boyfriend version of me, so that it doesn't feel all that shameful or humiliating for her to be with me. One of the reasons why I'm trying to whiten my teeth and workout. That and adopt a romantically humbling personality. Hopefully my new sexy stepmom girlfriend will appreciate that. She'll be in a good home too with someone who works a good job and is in a nice car. Maybe 6 months of pure anger and after that settles she feels love.
>>34912290sounds perfect except the religious incompatibility. i dont think it's gonna work long term
>>34912299Yes?
>>34912301You can definitely give it a shot, at the very least he should be dating with intention. You may have to be patient if he doesn't want to have sex before marriage though.
>>34912303Oh and I'm 6'4".
>have to explain to the 40-year-old autist why the 18-year-old at church blocked himWhy do I have to do this? Sometimes I wish I was too autistic to talk to girls because being the mediator between the more autistic and the non-autistic is a terrible burden.
>>34912278I guess you’re right. I am low key nervous to delete my hinge account but I guess I’ll just try. And focus on building a better version of myself. Hopefully I can find a cute fit woman
>>34912308>Why do I have to do this?I don't know. Why do you?
>>34912308do yoy really have to do it?
state genderdo you enjoy singing? I do
>>34912299Not really. They weren't serial dating whores like these days. Foids don't care about being chaste anymore because they know there is a desperate guy waiting for them at the end of the cock carousel. Hell, you got femanons here who started sleeping around very early and even dated their cousin.
>>34912315The naive retard. At least >>34912305 is under no illusion that they're some sort of angels.
>>34912309That's the spirit. And remember all of us are building the better version of ourselves every day. That's what we do as men, we try do do something better than yesterday, no matter what that is. Could be something big or something small. Sometimes to push forward it means going backwards, like making a sacrifice or letting some shit go. Deleting hinge might seem like going backwards. It's because it is going backwards, but from understanding it's because you hit a dead end. You gotta turn back and go the other way if you hit a dead end. That is still going forward in the long term bro. Best of luck
>>34912314MSort of? Only when nobody's listening, and I think I'm awful.
>>34912314fyes, don't most of us?
>>34912318^ seconding this actually
>>34912315That's a very good point. I mean at the end of the day it's similar to the idea that whatever behavior women reward with sex is the behavior men will adopt. Men as a whole just need to stop treating whores well and giving them a place in society with any amount of respect or validation if they don't want women to be whores.
>>34912316Past females were still better because you could control them and mold them without all the outside influences, you retard. They're bigger whores now than in the past when they had a fear of getting beaten up. Now they have no fear because every law protects them.
>>34912310>>34912311Maybe I just delegate it to one of the church moms who was gossiping with me the other day about how this guy just needs to accept that he probably will never get married.I don't go to his church but it's the same denomination. So I heard that he met a girl who actually got along with him and then it was all game over the second I asked how old she was. You might remember me because I crossposted >>>/wsg/6231937 a week or so ago because a mutual friend sent that to me and to him and made him crashout over text and I thought it was so funny I'd post it on atoga.
The only thing I could come up when saying goodbye to my cute coworker is "Have a nice weekend". Fuck my life.
>>34912314F. Yea. I miss when we were all sharing our singing ITT.
There's no women lining up to have sex with grocery carriers and old lady helpers. We suffer in silence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2uneSMh0MHappy nine eleven or whatever we're celebrating.
>>34912300It would have been a crazy story if you somehow started dating him
I have, once again, come to the conclusion thatSLUTS ARE PRECIOUS
>>34912322>He says, reacting to the image of whores in a published magazine for all to see
>>34912324did you want to say more or something? it could have been weird if you had forced something out
>>34912323>So I heard that he yadda yadda yaddaDon't you have church for this?
>>34912332They would be, if any of them were willing to deal with me.
made a mistake of stalking my oneitis' instagram after 4 years and found out she got married and is currently pregnant. why did i do this to myself
>>34912328never forget
>>34912322>Past females were still better because you could control them and mold them without all the outside influencesIt's still easy to do that. Most women want you to do this, they want you to intimate and lead in the relationship as the man. The rookie mistake guys make us they don't lead, they debate they argue they bicker, they try to get the girl to think the same way when it doesn't even matter because what she thinks isn't relevant, women don't care about what they themselves think they care about how they feel. So all you gotta do is just tell the girl what's happening and what's bit happening no discussion just a simple and clear instruction and you mean it.
Women, can you remind me why is prostitution frowned on, again?
What makes /soc/ users so profoundly retarded?
>>34912344Narcissism/vanity/insecurity. They live for other people's eyes and expectations and that's all.
>>34912344They're essentially the same clientele as in this thread, innit?
>>34912341No, you can't really do that anymore as long as their smartphones are in their hands.
girls are doe brown eyes attractive on guys? i hate them honestly, it makes me look cute. i wanna look manly
>>34912342you let random people inside you or get inside random people
>>34912334Kind of. She's helped me a lot, helping me to get settled while dealing with a big amount of extra work that she was forced to handle. At the same time, she's made a comment here or there about being worried about being too bossy with me. So I'd have hoped to show her some reassurance or warmth before she left. Unfortunately, we were both busy.
>>34912189I understand a 13 year old or Lisa Simpson crushing. They're either immature and not serious or just clueless because they're young. Crushes make sense to me. A conversation about two teens vying for the same man twice their age doesn't seem normal to me. >>34912208>It is essentially a variant on DDLG.I understand the attraction. I don't understand discussing the possibility with a peer in public like it's normal and not an extreme idea. Like, the conversation could've been a popular jock student, that's how normal they were treating it.
>>34912345Every time I see the word narcissism now I get triggered. It's like Nazi and racist. I hate people overusing words and ruining the English language unless you literally mean narcissism and not just selfishness or self centeredness.
>>34912332>1975Good quality for such an old photo
>>34912327>There's no women lining up to have sex with grocery carriers and old lady helpers.>insisting they queue in an orderly fashion Ask me how I know you're British.
women only, no troons.how does it feel to be the desired gender? To have constant demand for you 24/7, to be the pursued rather than the one burdened with having to approach? how does it feel to be wanted?
>>34912327Women would you fuck a nining leven firefighter? Would you carry his baby?
>>34912352And that's bad why exactly?>randomEveryone has discretion to accept or deny according to their own mind. The one getting paid maybe having less incentive to refuse service, but that's no different from any other job.
>>34912364shut the fuck up incel
>>34912347Yeah so what? She isn't fucking the influencer, she isn't marrying the 7 seconds reel. If you catch her listening to it watching stupid shit, just mock it. Don't mock her, but the content you just point it out and mock it. You see an influencer in her screen? Just point and say "Ewww, she looks like a loser". One of two things happen. The girl stops following that shit out of fear of being seen as a loser by association, or she actively agrees with you and starts to see the influencers are losers too, because you see them that way. Women always want the path of least social resistance in everything they do, so just guide them that way.
>>34912356>self centeredness, narcisissmThose aren't synonyms?
>>34912367this is atoga. Questions are allowed to be asked. You stfu
>>34912356I know what you mean, but I mean narcissism in the normal sense, not the psychological personality disorder sense. Narcissism is just basic self absorption + inflated ego that's all. Narcissism is just a behaviour/mindset that anyone can fall into and out of. The psychological shit zoomers whine about is a 1% rarity.
>>34912048Its not the first time doing itjust dig in and pull
Should I buy a Guinness. I've never had a Guinness before.
>>34912114Now I'm wondering what ice-cold cum tastes liket. moid
>>34912373My acrylics have been crazy recently. He wouldn't get away with just that.
>>34912366personally it's more so of you do whatever you want because i'm not going to go out of my way to try and control what others are doing with their lives
>>34912374I had one once, it was good and I liked the flavor. People told me that they wouldn't just drink a stout on its own, tho.
>>34912364>>34912364stop hoping for an answer
>>34912373FUCK DUA LIPA IS SO HOT
>>34912351Yea they are.
>>34912369No? Narcissism is an actual disorder where you basically don't have a self so you surround yourself with other people to feed you your own self image and abuse and control them when they don't do what you want. It's an extreme level of selfishness, and a low level could be considered a narcissistic tendency I guess but when every single woman runs around saying they have a narcissistic ex they're just fucking retarded and using the word wrong. >>34912372Yeah but people should just use the words selfish or self-centerednesd or vain, or whatever to describe the behavior or more explicitly just say like narcissistic tendencies, though even that is still sort of misleading for every day language. The purpose of language is to be clear and I think throwing around narcissism devalues the term and brings everyday normal behavior into the terminology of psychological evaluation and we should stop doing that because most people are not psychologists qualified to evaluate people's behavior like that. It's really annoying to me on one level but on a more serious level we really do need to stop subverting language so much because it's ruining communication and allowing rats to use subversive language more and more.
>>34912351Brown eyes arent cute or manly. I prefer green, amber or blue.
Throatpies are the best way a woman can show her love for her man.
>>34912381the ones in the pic are baby stuff. I need them to go deeper. I have scars down all down my back from nails>>34912386
>>34912374Sure, why not. It's just a beer. It's good to try things you haven't tried before.
>>34912394I don't find her attractive at all. I am safe from gypsies.
>>34912394I want to empty my balls inside her while she tells me the nastiest shit with her amazing voice.
>>34912394Looks like a caveman
>>34912390I thought it was just a personality trait called after that greek guy who fell in love with his own reflection. In fact I'm almost sure that the psychiatric diagnosis is name after the casual use of the word. It would surprise me if it was the other way around.
can you make buckwheat the same way you make macaroni
>ask question related to an issue you're in with a person of the opposite sex>get no (You)'s>flip the script and ask the same question but depict myself as the opposite sex asking about myself>get a bunch of (You)'s and decent adviceGenderHow often do you use this tactic?
>>34912406Cook it like rice. Just follow the directions on the package
What’s a fun uncommon first dance song?
>>34912407FNever, that sounds like effort
>>34912405Sure but are you saying that using it casually is more clear in regards to people knowing what you're talking about?If you say someone's narcissistic do you know what they're going to think when you say that?
Weird question but state gender. If you masturbate, what’s your main source for masturbation? Your imagination? Pictures of your SO or fuckbuddy Or whatever? Professional porn? Amateur porn? Onlyfans? Animated Hentai? Comic hentai? Ecchi manga or comics? Reason I ask…I’m a onlyfans connoisseur. Have been routinely subscribed or following 50+ woman at a time for years now. And I think the onlyfans bubble has kind of popped. Most of the woman I’ve subscribed to fall into 2 categories >now rich, so don’t post as often >didn’t get rich or changed their life , so they don’t post as often The onlyfans well has dried up, and I don’t think enough new girls are coming in. I need a new source of masturbation.
>>34912409ok thnxI youtubed it and they all sshowed some meme shit of rinsing it several times then frying it
>>34912407only girls and guys ragebaiting get You's. anyone with a genuine question usually gets ignored
>>34912407Never. I have never pretended to be someone or something I'm not on 4chan.
>>34912407MI don't actually have any particular issues with the opposite gender. I'm just here to socialise.But 90% of anons here are male so of course you'll get more replies if you direct your question to men.
>>34912364Feels really good and exhausting
>>34912415You should rinse it like rice and you can fry it if you want but if you wanna go simple and it's your first time just boil
>>34912414FPorn. Videos. All type of stuff.
>>34912412If someone uses the word narcissistic in casual conversation I'm going to assume it's short for "narcissistic tendencies" and not a strict psychiatric diagnosis. Unless the context gives me reason to think otherwise.
How do I give better hand jobs??
>>34912414M, amateur stuff. And you're right. I used to find so much good goon material on s and gif a few years ago, they were my go to, but porn is now dead, the golden age is over. I just crawl through s archives occasionally. Everything is being enshittified.
>>34912414>what’s your main source for masturbation?My hand.
>>34912424What's wrong with your current ones
>>34912425I’d go back to pro porn but it’s so fake and over exaggerated that I can barely take it seriously
>>34912426>oh yes you're so good, hand
>>34912414Comics / hentai, stories, erotica, pictures, ecchi art, maybe the occasional /gif/ thread.
>>34912424Practice?
>>34912424i don't really see how somebody can mess up a handjob
>>34912424if he's cut, grip below the circumcision scar. If he's uncut idk because I'm cut but probably just grab in the middle. Or you know you could try talking to your moid and ask him what's good and bad. Or ask him to show how he masturbates.
>>34912414MNever liked professional porn or animated hentai that much. I guess I mainly use amateur porn, hentai and imagination in that order.
>>34912429It's served me well so far. Made me cum countless times.
Where do you even find people to date? My coworkers are either gay or married, people in dating apps just say a couple of words and dip out, and I don't think there are any hobby groups or whatever they're called in my city
Men, are you overweight?
>>34912437wait i was joking, really? all you think about is your hand and nothing else?? waow
>>34912438Dating app, hobbies, being social
>>34912439this is my dream physique. i wish i wasnt an ectomorph. fucking shitty genetics
I always hear women and men say someone “sucks in bed, so I didn’t see them again” . What does this usually mean? Where’s the line between “meh” and “I can work with this”? For example, My first girlfriend out of college was a virgin when I met her and she’d bite down on my cock when giving blowjobs when we were first hooking up . The way some people on the internet talk , because she sucked and was inexperienced, we’d be incompatible for the long term. But people can get better at sex, especially with communication and training…so where’s the line for most people? The line between >sucks or mediocre , won’t see them again or we can’t date And>sucks or mediocre, they can improve with my help or we may be able to date
>>34912439MI've always been close to the limit of being overweight. This summer I stopped doing exercise and ate too much, so right now I am. I'll get rid of it of the extra weight soon, hopefully.
>>34912414MAudio and amateur mainly
>>34912444Probably if it's a ons or someone you don't plan on seeing again or regularly.
>>34912439I have belly fat. I could probably cut 30 lbs of fat and be juicy with the amount I lift, but I lack the discipline. I need to quit having dessert 6 days a week and flip it to 6 days of no dessert a week.
>>34912439No I’m skinny
>>34912414Whatever comes up after I type big boob into Google
>>34912439Are women fucking stupid? How is this overweight? Because he has some slight belly fat? Are these the same cunts who think a dad bod is just a man who clearly workouts but bulked?
>>34912439Yes. I need to lose about 60 lbs still. And that guy could lose a little more weight as well, he definitely still has uneeded bodyfat and could look better.
>>34912441No, I *think* about having sex with willing and attractive foids. But that's not what masturbates me, my hand does that.
>>34912452Male here, he could look better with a bit more of a cut but he's healthy looking still.
>>34912439Kinda. Im skinny fat
>>34912439I had an ice cream today because I felt sorry for myself. And I didn't work out. So I guess I will be soon. And not the muscly type of overweight.
>>34912414MArtwork and doujins mostly, occasionally written smut. Facial expressions and vivid descriptions of emotions are what do it for me.
>>34912459Nigga are you literally me, I did the exact same thing today lol.
>>34912439ah yes homosexuals who larp on xitter and get off on causing body dysmorphia in men. A timeless classic. >>34912394That guy is actually right. Shes objectively an attractive woman, but somehow I feel an immediate sense of mistrust and an impulse to clutch my wallet when I see her face. Not even meme'ing, her face structure really does cause me to think of her as someone who is after my money in an immoral way.
>>34912439No, pretty skinny.
>>34912414M, used to be amateur gifs, now more so memory and imagination cuz I'm trying to avoid porn. Always hated pro stuff, used to occasionally use hentai doujinshi too
>>34912462It’s insane keeping up with the amount of hentai being put out. So many talented artists out there.
>>34912456quick reminder that "bulking and cutting" constitute an eating disorder.
>>34912414my favorite asmrtist's armpits
I posted in the wrong thread, repostanHow do I as an IT guy that comes across a billion women in a big office know if who's interested and what would be a good way to ask someone out for a coffee without it being weird? People (both genders) buy me coffee all the time when I fix their stuff but the opposite would be creepy I think? >"Yeah I fixed your printer it prints now, shall we go grab a coffee?" idk it's weird.I think I'm kinda good looking but I'm a total sperg and I'm trying to be less spergy but so far it has been a losing battle
>>34912469How can it be a disorder if it's structured and ordered and not impulsive and detrimental behavior?
>>34912394You're underestimating my nails and how much damage they can do.
>>34912474Did you pierce yourself?
>>34912473>How can it be a disorder if it's structured and ordered and not impulsive and detrimental behavior?What kind of fucked up logic is that lol. Anorexics are the epitome of structure and discipline, its actually how most eating disorders manifest.Bulking and cutting causes you to exclusively either overeat or starve yourself, forcing your organism to constantly cope with recieving the wrong amount of nutrients. It is therefore deeply yunhleathy, and constitutes a disorder.
>>34912475Like pierce my own ears? Only the lobes, not the tragi.
>>34912472Depending on how autistic you are, no advice will help you figure out Whois interested in you unless it’s blatantly obvious like she always approaches you and wants to be around you, may be touchy, etc.I’m saying this as an autistic guy myself who had many female friends. A woman will be touchy and flirty fun but have now romantic feelings for you. A woman being extremely nice could mean absolutely nothing romantically l.I’ve had success on dating apps, but in real life, I’ve only ever gotten dates with women who asked ME first. I don’t approach women in real life with romantic intentions, I just deal with the women that like me enough to ask or make it obvious.
guys how do i increase blood flow to my penis?
>>34912478A woman could* be touchy and flirty fun but have no* romantic feelings for you
Women, what's your favorite method to increase blood flow to the penis?
>>34912476You're ignoring half of what I said. Though by your definition I would also call that sort cutting and bulking to be a disorder as well. I was more talking about gradually putting on weight and losing it over months in a controlled manner not like immediate results sort of stuff.
>>34912472frankly you just feel it. I notice it by the fact that I suddenly feel inexplicably anxious around a woman which over time has morphed into a sense of "shes into me". And it also fails on occasion , because womens "signs" are rarely unambigous. I'd just try and hold noncommital small talk with as many as possible, you will most likely learn how an interested woman behaves in that situation vs. one who is not. Its also the best way to start things off in an office environment.
>>34912439No this is me >>34912309
>>34912439No, im fit as fuck
>>34912482Kiss it and whisper to it. Pretending to be silly like that gives me an excuse to huff it subtly without being called out for it.
>>34912472im in very similar position to you. just ask women out, anything other than a yes is a no. dont look for a wife, just fk around and those who wanna stick around will without much effort
>>34912478The easiest way to have success in real life is putting yourself around as much women as possible so the amount of opportunity increases. Hobby groups, predominantly female workplaces, large unisex friend groups so male friends can vouch for you, obviously going to parties and the like.
>>34912474You dont know me. So far no nails went so far on me where i’d have to tap out
White women, do you see Asians as competition?
>>34912487Does it always react?
>>34912414M.Imagination, sometimes photos, rarely solo videos. Nothing else.I do use a fleshlight though.
>>34912483>I was more talking about gradually putting on weight and losing it over months in a controlled manner not like immediate results sort of stuff.thats the point. You are forcing your body do do something it should not, through never eating according to your bodies actual needs. Have you never thought why actual athletes do not engage in bulking or cutting at all? Because alternating between starvation and fattening yourself puts loads of stress on your system, and instead of eating according to your hunger (you know, the sense that indicates what nutrients and how many you need) , you force yourself to compulsively eat according to excel sheets. Do it for long enough and you unlearn normal eating, like with any eating disorder.
>>34912494The only time it hasn't worked was with an ex who had ED.
>>34912488Doing that (without much success) but not in the office just like random women I talk to while on the metro.I'm scared to do that in the office because I really don't want to get a "weirdo creep" reputation
Why do women always have to come up with roundabout comebacks when men point out how obviously different their dating experiences are?
Are there any actual cons to being a manwhore/whore? I know some people care about it, I’ve met some, but in my eyes most women don’t care about the past and you can just brush off the questions about it with an ambiguous answer
>>34912501In my experience they just call them an incel and move on.
>>34912493you live in a warped echo of an echo of an echo of reality and every time you open your mouth and try to sound human the only thing you let out is the screech of a skinwalker
>>34912487>huff it subtlyNo no noGive it a good exaggerated sniff. Runy our nose down the whole length of the shaft and down to the balls. Own your fetisht. guy who enjoys huffing a womans crotch as if it were a bucket of paint
>>34912502Honestly I don't even think being an OF whore has any drawbacks in currentyear. People say it costs you careers and shit, but I don't think so.
>>34912503But why?
>>34912504nta but that's a yes
women who smoke give me massive erections. it's basically pre-determined that if a girl smokes i will get horny
Nta but femanons, do you smoke? If yes, do you also poke?
>>34912497You're optimizing for aesthetics not athletic health. Maybe there's ways you can maintain like 11% bodyfat all the time but athletes are sort of in a different category because they're optimizing for optimal performance.
>>34912508>>34912504nagThe only white girl I've found obsessed with asians was a bpdemon who got cucked by two asian girls in high school. 99% of this is terminally online behavior and most of the insecurity is on the side of black/asian women toward either "competing with white women" or "he only likes me because of a race fetish"
>>34912509People who smoke smell and so does weed and vapors, it ruins the lungs.
>>34912505I've felt emboldened to do that a few times and it was amazing, but the jokes afterwards aren't worth the intense embarrassment.
>>34912497>Have you never thought why actual athletes do not engage in bulking or cutting at allOh I guess overweight guys who get into ninja warrior or climbing and realize that they need both developed upper body muscles and a low % bodyfat that makes lifting yourself up by your hands/arms easier AREN'T bulking and cutting
>>34912493Lmao no.
>>34912217That's the harsh realitybugfishhhh is ultimately an expression of itYouTube has hundred thousand videos about the Norman conquest of England, many of with great production values that go into detail.Yet, the moment a 8/10 girl does a video with some chalkboard and costume, it gets two million views in four months.
>>34912513>You're optimizing for aestheticsYep,eating disorder.>athletes are sort of in a different category Not really,they simply need bodies that are at the peak of human performance and health. Whereas you want a body thats a hit at thhe gay bar and starts failing at 40. Its really really dumb considering that actual atheletes have great physiques without fucking themselves up.
>>34912519oh and I guess wrestlers, boxers, and any other MMA type fighters who need to bulk/cut the weight cutoff at competition time don't exist either
>>34912438 that's similar to my work place but I don't think anyone is gay.
>>34912520You are the perfect example of why good men prefer Asian women.
>>34912519No, those just climb and eat normally. The additional exertion will force them to move away from eating trash all the time, the exercise then replaces fat with muscle over time. Bulking and cutting would be highly counterproductive as it lowers performance and doesn't help with forming usable, functional muscle.
>>34912267F. I was 7 and I was thinking while watching the news, "I'm so glad I'm not American"
>>34912523Thats not a constant bulk/cut cylce, thats a once off in preparation for a competition. Not something they use to train.
>>34912517awthats sad
>>34912502>Are there any actual cons to being a manwhore/whore? I know some people care about it, I’ve met some, but in my eyes most women don’t care about the past and you can just brush off the questions about it with an ambiguous answerSupposedly not being able to pair bond? Dormant sti's/stdsLying etc
>>34912526Lol no, just the undesireable guys prefer asian women.
>>34912267MNo i was 10 months old
>>34912527bulking/cutting is more effective than recomping
>>34912267f, i wasnt born
Both gendersHow do you cope with having missed out teenage romance and sex forever?
>>34912532And you're a desirable female? You are fat, a single mother (a horrible one at that if you can't even protect your own child) and an American.
>>34912537I didn't. It was still bad. Your cope is a lie. Have sex now.
>>34912267MI was 7 and I was getting ready for school when we were watching the news. I lived near a military base, so the whole city was on lockdown. My dad had to go pick up my brother and sister who had already gone to school. I didn't realize it was the end of the world that I was born into until much later.
>>34912538Of course I am. And I still get laid more than you.
genderare we hype for blizzcon? Starcraft and WoW Classic+ announcements are due
>>34912537Fill my time with other interests.
>>34912537i tell myself it was the girls who missed out. it's unfortunate that this 6 inch dick and handsome face was not in the luck of any girl back then
Women, please explain this to me.
>>34912545No
>>34912531>Supposedly not being able to pair bond? Cause and effect. Normally its peoples issues that manifest in not being able to have steady partners , not the cause of it.I've known several dudes incudling myself who set out to become slayers only to get got by that foid who is more special than the rest a few bodies in. I think its a better approach than simping for a particular woman from the get go. Liek let them do the relationship chasing and invest something too.
>>34912542>And I still get laidAny female creature can do that. But why can't you get married in your 40s though if you're so desirable? Why are you in meme poly relationships that most people grow out of in their early 20s? You are embarrassing.
>>34912520>hanging out with men is more fulfillingthe men that say this are closeted homos
>>34912545No...?The last time blizzard made anything good was a quarter century ago.
>>34912545Is Diablo II Resurrected better than the original Diablo II?
>>34912548white women cosplaying as asians is weird
>>34912532whoa a BV post I actually agree with>>34912539And another one! You're on a run
>>34912545MMaybe we'll finally see Blizzard's rotting corpse fall apart, so the illusion can be dispelled at last.
Men, please explain this >>34912548 to me.
>>34912548Nag but the text ist >gimme your lunch money, nerd!translated to womanese
>>34912551Monogamous marriage isn't beneficial to women. Tell me why I should want that.I see women in the grocery stores with their embarassing husbands that don't do shit or are the middle of yelling at them all the time. Grocery stores are almost a mostly female space now.
>>34912038That's a guy
is it possible to date while having long hair and a long beard?
>>34912562No it isn't. I see guys too. The men are sometimes rude but it's mostly some women that are more rude.
the redpill is asexuality. cessate all sexual desire. ohmmm.
>>34912569How come all the "asexual" foids are non-virgins?
>>34912568I could count the guys attending that I pass on one hand before I leave a store.
>>34912569Asexuality is a cope. They want to receive but they don't want to give, so they pretend they don't want anything at all.
>>34912560People do what sells I guess.
>>34912571And this is a 113,000 square feet property.
>>34911865>>34911930Decided on green onion and ham for today, very little pepper, but some nutmeg.Tastes great.>>34911866I bought the chorizo and will try it tomorrow or the day after. :)Maybe mixed with basil.
>>34912569If you were truly asexual that's like a disability from a biological standpoint.
>>34912570This.It would be a respectable movement if they were actually virgins with their untouched flowers and unkissed lips, a ruby if you will, but it turns out they're all either SA victims or chose bad men to be with and now pretend to be asexual, lmao.
>>34912562>I see women in the grocery stores with their embarassing husbands that don't do shit or are the middle of yelling at them all the timeYeah and in rural southern Idaho, I go to Costco or Broulim's and see the sisterwives bickering about the same shit amongst each other. You think you poly life isn't the same thing but with more adults in the room obeying the same pecking order.
>>34912574>that sellsThat's the part that needs explaining.
>>34912570how do you know you're not gay if you've never had gay sex?
>>34912583I guess "fucktoy".
I scored a kilogram of Turkish garlic sausage on sale, what should I do with it? i live alone
>>34912583Seems to be some sort of exaggerated anime girl roleplay. There's... apparently a market for that, judging by this.
>>34912580In what way is not having sex related to being virtous and capable? I don't get the logic here. Also why would you want a woman who doesn't like sex.
>>34912583You're on 4chan, where we all know how to pirate and type into google "free big boobs" or a jav titleThe people paying for her onlyfans are either boomers in dead bedroom marriages who want a parasocial relationship or zoomers who deleted their adblockers the first time google threatened them with "not being able to watch youtube anymore" if they continue blocking ads.
>>34912584My penor doesnt go boioioing when I see men
>>34912593I heard straight men tell lesbians that they aren't trying hard enough if they don't get wet thinking about cock.
>>34912590Ideally, she would wait for the right man and before that she would just dedicate herself to God instead of serial dating and getting touched up by different men. So gross.And they don't like sex anyway. Sex is just for the man to feel pleasure and for the woman to get pregnant and carry his children. If she gets pleasure from sex, she's already a lost cause with demonic thoughts.
>>34912578If you end up not being a fan of the chorizo with the pasta I also recommend putting it in a cheese toastie
>>34912600>straight men being retarded about womenWhat else is new?
>>34912601lmaoIt may be for the best that you will never touch a woman. Or maybe you reconsider your horrendous cope. Even legit Christians think your type are complete weirdoes obviously driven by cope and not faith. They can tell, too.
>>34912601>And they don't like sex anyway. Sex is just for the man to feel pleasure and for the woman to get pregnant and carry his children. If she gets pleasure from sex, she's already a lost cause with demonic thoughts.you lost me there bro go talk to a priest and not your internet 'based tradcath/orthobro' twitter friends
im not a "foid" im a "male humanoid"sex is a meme and soulless.
>>34912601Btw, a husbands marital duties include giving pleasure to his woman. Which you'd know had you ever touched a bible instead of scrolling Father_VinghjeetBASEDs feed on xitter
>>34912612>Father_VinghjeetBASEDs feed on xitteryeah but you have to admit his "Submit to Rome" Kingdom of Heaven edits are zased as hell
>>34912547>6 inch dickHAHAHAHA
>>34912602I have put chorizo into quesadilla before and that shit is absolutely insane.Just mouth orgasm.
>>34912605What is horrendous about it? I think it's beautiful if such a pure woman existed. I'm aware they don't exist, though. I would also like her to not have any periods before marriage, because periods come from unethical thoughts.>>34912608I don't have twitter.
Do you think Lindsay Clancy killed her favorite kid first or saved that one for last?
>>34912616>because periods come from unethical thoughts.It was decent bait until now, but you got too cocky here>>34912608I do wonder what the legit Orthodoxies feel about getting overrun with greasy weirdoes who rave about finding God on TikTok and tell the congregations women to get back in the kitchen
>>34912616
>>34912582>You think you poly life isn't the same thingIt isn't because I'm not participating in a relationship.
What are some telltale signs that a girl is a BASED 4channer?
Why does my asshole keep leaking blood? Kind of annoying.
>>34912622Those are boyperiods.
>>34912622colorectal cancer
the truthpill is hypersexuality. connect through nymphomania. UNG
>>34912617what's the point of contemplating that? why do americans think they're morally obligated to steep their souls in the most miserable shit imaginable at all times?
>>34912622Your boyfriend's penis is not supposed to go in your asshole that roughly.
>>34912621died of a drug overdose, died from crazy stalker, killed herself classic egirls are dead
>>34912632I met an egirl irl and all she wanted to do was talk about how much men are mean to her on the internet. She failed to understand that maybe people are mean to her on the internet because she's insufferable and easy to troll/ragebait.
Men/women. You have a crush on someone. You’re about to ask them out, you found out they got gangbanged (majority opposite sex gangbang, so M/FFFF or MM/FFFF or FF/MMMM or etc). Does that affect if you ask them out.If so, why? It could’ve happened, and if you never found out, you still would have asked them out. When people say the past doesn’t matter, is it more about willful ignorance (as long as I don’t know or it’s vanilla enough, it’s good enough for me)?
Who is your favorite Naruto character, /atoga/? + gender
>>34912634I would forgive her perverse sexual past if she's sorry, as she would have to forgive mine.
>>34912537FI don't think I missed out on much with romance and sex, but i do realize that teenage socialization is a prime stage of your life to explore certain things with an enforced group of peers who also don't really know what they're doing.So in that sense I regret being very fucking autistic, pushing people away.But I don't think teenage romance and sex is that special in and of itself.I cope by trying my best now and building relationships with current peers.
>>34912633Damn, yeah that's literally me. Hopefully she was just young and will grow out of it. I think online environments like that tend to bring out the most toxic qualities and condition you to have bizarre reactions and expectations.The cure: less internet, more grass
>>34912634MI had a MFF threesome so I'd have to overlook it without being a hypocrite. But if I hadn't done that it would absolutely give me the ick.
>>34912634MI’d care for a couple days, then put it behind me. Also, despite internet opinion, these things can be implied though someone’s personality or actions. No, every random person isn’t potentially some secret promiscuous demon of the highest level. Usually the people who are at that level are somewhat open about it (wears skimpy clothing, being very flirty for no reason, always with a new person, literally talking about how much fun they had doing their recent sexual adventure, etc.). Your co-worker whose hobbies are Netflix, hiking, and going out to get drunk with his friends probably isn’t in gangbangs.
>>34912636MI haven't really watched Naruto, but Sasori. I like puppeteer characters, transhumanist characters and scorpions as well. Too bad he had to be defeated by one of the most loathed characters in the series.
>>34912537MI regret not getting my virginity stolen by the hispanic milf in my taekwondo class who relentlessly teased me as a teenager, not anything relating to the girls I knew in high school.
This is the only place where you can have parallel conversations about gangbangs and naruto
>>34912537MBy making it up for it later? I wouldn’t say I missed out on teenage romance, I had multiple girlfriends, but I didn’t have sex until my mid 20s. Think about it this way. If you really wanted to, you could sleep with someone new every 2 weeks. That’s 24 people in a year. That’s more than most people will have in a lifetime. And that’s one year. It’s extremely easy to have a 2 year top tier hoe phase these days.All you need to do is find your best look, work out, have a life (hobbies, job, personality), and seek out women.
>>34912634FIf they were far removed from that behavior and not expecting to still be engaging in it.But this is like only one dot on a graph. I have to look at the rest of them as a person.
>>34912646Where do I go to have intersecting conversations about gangbangs and naruto?
>>34912646No it isn't, open any other generalist website that isn't super heavily moderated(most social media)>>34912651x(formerly twitter)
>>34912640>Hopefully she was just young and will grow out of itI hope so. She's probably 21 or 22 at this point. She's in the esports club at my uni so I think she made it worse and just surrounded herself by toxic people who are like that irl instead. She wears a wedding ring, but her personality and behavior scream it's a fake (and I've NEVER felt this impression from a married woman before her) and I legit think she bought a ring to stop getting hit on by moids in the esports club and at esports events. I almost asked her to her face if she was a femcel.
>>34912636F. KAKASHI MY LOVE
State gender. Is it immoral if I don’t think my girlfriend is the best sexual partner I’ve ever had? And that I also think about past lays every now and then, especially when I masturbate? We have a healthy relationship and sex life. I’m not sure if these thoughts make me a bad boyfriend though.
>>34912634F. As long as a guy has no physical or emotional baggage from his sexual past, idc. Plus I'm not a stranger to threesomes.
>>34912642>>34912641>>34912637>>34912650These response so far are a lot more charitable than I thought. Years ago it would’ve just been “ a dirty whore, I won’t ask them out”
>>34912636Just the autistic ones.
>>34912636MI liked Shikimaru the most, but I stopped watching Naruto between the massive filler arc and the release of Shippuuden
>>34912655F No. But if you're dissatisfied and you think that its a big problem such that you're leading her on, do something about it etc etc etcThoughts alone do not make you immoral
>>34912636im a sasuke girlie
>>34912665Plap
>>34912636MKonan and gaara
>>34912643to this day I do not get the hate for sakura I don't love her but she is whatever
I see a lot of leftism but not a lot of free healthcareAnd what point do you think leftism will focus on free healthcare (the thing they claim to be about)
Is asking your gf to wear cute socks for sexy time too much to ask?
nevuh forgette
>>34912672Why should there be free healthcare with all these boomers around? Maybe after they die.
>>34912653>21 or 22took me until about 25, that's when things start to get realHave you tried being someone who isn't just feeding into her toxicity?That's what helped me the most, having a couple of "real" people who treated me like a person.I know you posted >>34912633 but I'm not sure what the extent of it was. And I'm not saying you have to or judging you, just that some patience and distance from toxic feedback loops really helps.Well, her overall solution will have to be getting there before she wakes up alone or completely screwed over one day.
>>34912672Healthcare isn't free
Just know that if I meet you in real life I will heavily scrutinize everything about you. Your voice your face your hair and your build, your every imperfection. I will quickly and silently judge it all and pick it apart in my head.
Women, why aren't you gay?
>>34912685I don't care
>>34912685ok chudie
State gender. What’s the simplest way to have a threesome? Since I was a teenager I’ve always dreamed of having a threesome
is this true, femanons and anons?
>>34912689do you ever think about anything else besides sex?
>>34912685As it should be. But if you're going to judge me without punishing me, you're even more useless than me.
>>34912686
>>34912691I do think about my cats, my job, and the book i was recently reading called Demons
>>34912693So you are gay just scared of women?
>>34912690Personally I find it a little awkward but it does feel weirdly special in a sort of lazy intimate way.
>>34912655>think about past lays every now and then, especially when I masturbate?That's a bit shitty imo. I'd never think about a past hookup or partner while masturbating when I was with a new guy. Hell I barely have to masturbate if I've got one.
>>34912699M or f
>>34912704Oh sorry, that's pertinent information my bF
>>34912690Man it must feel amazing fucking a hot girl like this. Fuck im getting hard
>>34912706plap
>>34912707>>34912708Why are you like this
>>34912707
>>34912711I can make you like >>34912690
>>34912634Sex is a sacred, spiritual experience. You can’t just have sex with someone or a group of people and move on and forget about them forever.
>>34912711That’s a different dude. Anyway what did i say that was wrong?
what are the sex obsessed incels doing outside of r9k?
>>34912717I was asking both of you
>>34912718this is r9k lite
>>34911107Send time date and location. Let's try this spoon thing of yours.
>>34912685same 2bh
>>34912718Incelianity is an evangelizing religion.
He's a chubby goofy black guy who fucks cute skinny white girls
>>34912634I guess it depends if it was just once or if they had a regular thing with a group. If it was just an experiment and they have no desire to do it again, no change. If it was what they did on every other Friday for the past 2 years and they'd be quitting to date me? Would reconsider. Sounds messy.
>>34912672Like the conservatives have already said there are still too many boomers alive.
>>34912719Ive always had weird kinks idk why. Maybe someone here who is smart can explain
>>34912724ALBERTED
>>34912685Yep. And if you criticise anything, I'll leave you to your insanity.
>>34912715It’s not sacred or spiritual. It’s romantic , fun, or both. Fun sex can be separated from romantic sex.
>>34912727NTAApparently fetishes are largely heritable, so you got it from your dad.
Can over-emoting be a sign of autism? What causes over-emoting?
>>34912685Geez, femanon
>>34912690Is it too much to ask that the woman doesn't close her eyes during this?
>>34912724Do not mention black guys being sexual. This kills the thread.
>>34912734Sometimes these guys naturally don't emote very much, but they know that normal people do, so they'll act out the emoting that they think they're expected to be doing in that scenario.
>>34912738but I thought you loved black guys
>>34912734Not learning healthy and correct forms of emotions is a sign of autism. *coughcoughstatemoidcough*
>>34912741you're apparently very autistic then, good to know
State genderAt what point do I allow myself to give up and accept that the life I dreamed of will never exist?
>>34912739Is there anything else that might cause over-emoting, besides autism?
>>34912733really? my dad is the most boring, vanilla mf you will ever meet. i just have super DOM tendencies in the bedroom, it just turns me on a lot. all consensual ofc but i like tying up and stuff lol
>>34912746At this point. This very point. Right here, right now.
>>34912733NtaKeking at the idea of my dad wanting to breed black chicks
Thats a lot of beans you nasty bitch.
Men, women are begging you to make the first move on dates again. They won't punish you for this! They want this! #MeToo has been over for quite some time now, it's ok, you don't have to be afraid to make a move anymore!
>>34912615That sounds really good as well but tbf so does anything with cheese and chorizo. Its just an incredible combo
>>34912683>Have you tried being someone who isn't just feeding into her toxicity?When I talked to her she directed the conversation in the direction of misandry and her self-perception as a permanent victim, and I tried my best to pivot away from it. I am trying to be charitable but I don't really know her that well nor am in any position to get any closer to her than as a neighbor (same university apartment complex). The most I can do is talk to her on the bus and at events in the building. I'm a 32-year-old PhD so she's too young for me, and I think any attempts to befriend her would be perceived by her own victimhood as grooming. What she probably needs is another older woman who can talk smack and can tell her the difference between when she's being hazed for being a fellow gamer and when she's being bullied for being a woman.
Moids, are you ok? How do you have no time to date? Like how are you ever going to be in a relationship that eventually leads to settling down and having a family if you can't even make time for this basic thing? Like what are you doing with all your free time?
>>34912753>the maturity that we should have within intimacy and relationshipsWho is we?
Sandra bullock is getting sexier and sexier the older I get, she seems so full of life.
>>34912757I watch professional wrestling almost every night.
>>34912760>the older I getDo you mean the older *she* gets, or did you just rewatch Demolition Man?
>tiktok spammer is back
>>34912764The older I getThe more attractive she seemsShe's cute.
>>34912768
Women are fucking demanding explains of your shittiness!
>>34912776>as a 34 year old womanturned it off right there.
>>34912768>She's cute.Was. She was cute. Have you seen the frankenstein monster of her face in her 60s?
Women would you fuck an Australian abbo?
Nerdy girls have a lot to offer! Moids, why aren't you going for them more?
>>34912780Nah, she's still cute, she looked good when she shhowed up at the end of bullet train too.
>>34912756That's totally fair. Thank you for being reasonable and kind, it's up to her atp
>>34912751When I was a kid I accidently found some of my dad's jungle fever ebony woman porn DVDs when I was looking for his gun to show my friends.
>>34912784>i might not have the biggest tatas.Attention whore. I’ve got eyes.
>>34912788Did you show them the porn too
>>34912784>can't offer herself to men without mentioning sexual favorsBOLUMES
>>34912791I've automatically tuned out all female social media content, they are performative down to their core, and their output is of no value.
Moids moids moidsSex sex sexPenis penis penis
>>34912784she's way out of my league
>>34912636MAbsolutely none.
>>34912796this post is performative too
So once all the boomers are gone, we are going to have free healthcare?What do the millions of thirdworld muslim refugees have to do with it
>>34912784but I already have a nerdy gf
>>34912636MI’ve never read it and haven’t watched much of it, just a few episodes when it was first on cable.I pick Rock Lee.
>>34912779She's right though
>>34912755Yeah, you can't beat fat and salt. lolWhen I make quesadilla, I really need something like ketchup to dip it in to balance it out.
boomer hate is lame. sure outsource your hate to a group of people rather than the system that made them and continues to bend over backwards to benefit them because it's mutually beneficial to itself, not actually fixing issuesyou think that fundamental truth will change when boomers die?
Most of us agree that AI cannot ACTUALLY become sentient, right? Like it sounds good on paper, but I don't think it really can. But hey, who knows. Maybe it can.
Like how do you not get the cheese if you want the cheese? Like you can't afford the extra couple of bucks? We're going to pick up on that and infer you are not for example going to be a generous lover.
>>34912784I'll go for them if you tell me where I can find them
>>34912753No we aint.
>>34912802where'd you find her? Asking for a friend ha ha
>>34912776>demanding explainsJeet
>>34912555Not really, but being able to play the game with a controller or on a modern console is very nice.I like the Switch port. The remastered graphics in it were fucked for years, but they did finally patch that a little while ago.
JANNIES
>>34912808I would hope that most of us do because that’s just the truth.Our own sentience isn’t based on language, so trying to emulate it using a language model is pointless.
>>34912808Sentience is a spectrum, possibly multi-dimensional, and arises from neural complexity. I for one think AI can become sentient, all it needs is enough computer.
>>34912793No lol
L'Shana Tova, atoga.
>>34912816>play the game with a controllerDiablo is for clicking on things with the mouse.
I was talking to a zoomer chick about Weird Al and the recent biopic movie came up. I said something like>I really liked the pool Scene. Dmitri Martin played Tiny Tim well and I didn't even recognize Emo Philips. I thought the two devo members in energy domes and the Gallagher bit was a bit on the nose, but i still liked it. The entire movie is really funnyAnd she replied>...I didn't know who any of those wereThis happens all the time and has been happening most of my life. My pop-culture knowledgebase is similar to gen x/older millennials and anything I know that is timely is apparently a dicey topic. It makes it hard to talk to people who are my age (mid twenties) or younger, especially women, because they typically aren't willing to learn anything new or if they hear something they don't already know they get somewhat offended.Women: What do I need to do to talk to you about things you'd be interested in without having to download a bunch of apps and waste my life online anymore than I already do?
>>34912808If a facsimile is indistinguishable from the real thing, then what’s the difference?
There is a path to freedom. No social media. No Reddit. No Discord. And...no 4chan. do these things and you WILL be happier. i will be phasing 4chan out soon. i did for YEARS but for some reason i came back. but i'll leave for YEARS again.
>>34912114
>>34912832Do you genuinely think some gay ass websites are what's holding you back? You are a child
>>34912784>>34911228
>>34912829M, just be less specific with your references. Just act how you would if you were in your 30s or 40s with a 20-something chick.
>>34912834Honesty yes. Have you seen the name anons in these threads? There's literally nothing to gain from interacting with these "people." Including you.
>>34912835Do you see that asian girl in the video with pity or do you think "get that bag girl"
>>34912829You sound like a hipster. But your thing is nostalgia not new niche stuff.My autistic brother is like this his interests are predominantly pre 2000 ish anything. I don't think he's had a girlfriend in like, a decade.
>>34912827There was a pretty good spiritual recreation by the diablo devs that i had on xbox360.
Friendly reminder that a black man saved america
>>34912832You’re here forever. Have fun on holiday.
>>34912842Obama is only half-black
>>34912841Torchlight?
I find that spam bot kinda cute desu
>>34912833>OP is a fagBig if true
>>34912847Yep, that’s the one. I couldn’t remember, thanks.
>>34912836>Just act how you would if you were in your 30s or 40s with a 20-something chickI do that when I'm interacting with them and it feels like I'm talking to my niece. I want to bone, anon. I don't want to come off as her uncle>inb4 her uncle would fuck her>>34912840I'm a hipster but that isn't really related to my pop-culture knowledge. That came from what I grew up with, what everyone around me talked about and from the fact that everyone I know as a friend still talks about that. I never went out of my way to be like that, it's just that my pop-culture needs were satisfied a while ago.>his interests are predominantly pre 2000 ish anythingSo... any point in history that wasn't from the last 26 years? How specific...
>>34912845(s)he's talking about the black juror who said "That white bitch killed her kids and is only pretending to be crazy"
What do you call it when a woman loves nothing more than to please a man?
>>34912829I feel sorry for the people that have to put up with you
>>34912852This is the kind of thing googles ai mode actually works surprisingly well for.
>>34912801Chat??
>>34912856if you're a zoomer that gets offended by people referencing things you don't know, please explain why as I have never understood why people would act that way
>>34912854He said that? Based as fuck. And true
>>34912853>I want to bone, anon. I don't want to come off as her uncleAnd you think being hip with current culture bullshit is what’s going to get you laid…? You do seem like anon said >>34912840Chicks don’t actually care about your opinion, they just want you to validate theirs. Just be pleasant to be around and not an insufferable prick.
>>34912839*tapping the sign*>>34912532>>34912532>>34912532
>>34912845he ssmoke wee an i from kenya
*spongebob meme where he screams shut the fuck up patrick shut the fuck but its directed at literally everyone in this thread because you're all malicious disingenuous retards*
>>34912854Because killing your kids is a thing sane people do.
>>34912866*pats head*
>>34912857Good on you.I have no social media aside from youtube and I started coming to this place again which is kind of a mistake. I think it isn't so bad if you have a solid irl foundation which is paradoxical because most people in this online trash heap don't have that, and it's harder to get if you don't know how.Good luck anonymous
>>34912860A hipster and an autist. What a fuckable combination…
>>34912866hey im kind and very genuine >:(
>>34912867Being evil isn't the same thing as being insane.
I just find an old text file on my PC from 2019 where I had names of porn stars written down so I don't forget them. lol
>>34912853>any point in history that wasn't from the last 26 yearsIf it requires electricity to run honestly yeah. CRTV, doorbell from the 60s, gas lamp that was converted to electric...it's all in his storage unit.Js I could tell I don't like you from your very first post. I don't think the problem is that you like old weird shit, it's that you're condescending and prideful for no good reason.
>>34912874It's not?
>>34912859We just want free healthcare bro. Ignore the fact that nothing we say has anything to do with free healthcare.
ai can become sentient. in fact, it already is.consciousness, self awareness, sentience is not tied to physicality or organic beings. it is in fact, a fundamental property. panpsychism.we are all one consciousness
you're a slut you know that?
>>34912877No. Do you think insanity is the only thing that could lead the Bolsheviks to shoot the Romanov children in the head?
>>34912880Sentience is intrinsically tied to organic beings
>>34912884why/how
>>34912882What else could it be?>evilYeah, but that's insane.
>>34912886Life force
Whenever I see something on porn site I would consider to be "pedobait", its 99.999% from some Russians, why is that?
>>34912880the ai chatbots can't even remember that I told it its character is a virgin and knows nothing of sex but can still deepthroat like a pornstar in the next line.
>>34912884every atom and molecule already possess awareness. rocks are living.
I think we should go back to putting gooners in the mental asylum
>>34912891neither can humans
>>34912884I do not believe this.
>>34912891You gotta use OOC better.
>>34912860I'm 34. Drop the the holier-than-thou attitude, autistic faggot.
>>34912863In my experience, if the way I talk to women isn't bolstered by repeating what they know they tend to get confused and lose interest. >>34912876>it's that you're condescending and prideful for no good reasonI have no idea how you gathered that from what I typed. I get that you have a little caricature in your mind of how I look and act, but focus on what's actually being said instead of making a bunch of assumptions no one asked you to make.
>>34912890Why else would that be? Have you seen russian porn categories?
>>34912890The wheel of fortune host got caught on a plane calling for an “All you can eat Boyfett” on a pedophile chat site called Lifeline. The fact that this legally exists puts the burden of proof on you to explain why. Then again, you’re a demonic jew and arguing with you is pointless
>>34912805Yh thats good. I also like dipping it in russian mustard. It's a weird combo but I really like it
>>34912891Dunno shit about chatbots but google ai it keeps forcing on me is funny since it will outright admit to just making shit up 100% and mostly cites fucking Reddit as its source, then in the same fucking message ask what else it can do to help or simply continue to do so. You have to outright tell it to stop making shit up, often multple times (as it will often continue to make shit up in defense) before it admits the like half a decade of AI investments has resulted in a delusional yes man with 0 actual understanding of anything that 50% cites reddit and 50% cites nothing
>>34912900I can guarantee you talk AT people about things that no one gives a shit about except you.
>>34912898you can be any age and still act like a pissy entitled teenager. Now are you going to answer my question or are you going to continue to act like a little girl?
>>34912892>>34912895By what metric are rocks living
>>34912903>>34912902I see the deranged chatbots have shown up
>>34912906I remember the early days of google ai where it'd pull a reddit post and tell suicidal people to do a flip
>>34912827Diablo was great on the PS1 though.
>>34912910Wanna bet vibrations or some shit?
>>34912890have you ever been around Russians? They're like white asians. There is no aesthetic difference between a 12-year-old and a 32-year-old Russian.
>>34912911>t. jew
>>34912912Now its gone too far the other way when I google "is this celeb ugly" and it'll pop up defending them when its like... I'm not even fucking wanting the AI. I want t osee what people think. It used to be it was glorified google that just told you what people say, now its to scared to even do that. And if you press it, it'll often just dump "10 relevant links on the topic". Like... you took me away from the google results so you can present me the google results?
>>34912916Only online and there is a difference.
Is it moral to goon and thus deny foids my male essence and flirtatious energy?
>>34912911I don’t see how liking a specific kind of mustard makes me a deranged chatbot.
>>34912900>I have no idea how Just read the response you typed to the other guy right above your response to me lol
>>34912914Thirdies think rocks are eggs
>>34912925Sorry I only meant to quote the first one
>>34912911I don't get why it keeps saying "wheel of fortune host" like people won't recognize "ryan seacrest" more readily.
>>34912918There's a Finnish scientist in my field whose last name sounds like a slur so when I put his name into google it used to tell me to not use that word and that I was being racist.
>woman I'm acquainted with has opportunity to talk to me alone>woman brings up that she broke up with her last bf a month ago>I don't do anything with this information, I brush it aside>they begin acting dissapointedIt keeps happening, and I keep thinking, do they really believe I'm waiting to jump in for "my turn" ?
>>34912929>Thirdies think rocks are eggs
>>34912913Wouldn't know. I'm mainly a pc guy.
>>34912921You fool. Don't you realise that the only person you're depriving is yourself?
>>34912908Your guarantee is invalid, since I don't. I tend to let other people lead the conversation because I'm more interested in what they have to say. If I ever get caught on a tangent it's because the other party dropped the ball (or maybe I just got distracted :P). I was at a coffee shop where some guy was doing that to a woman though. He went on for about an hour about how cool he was at his little contractor job and how much he bossed people around. I looked at the woman mid conversation and rolled my eyes; she smiled back at me.People like to talk at me about their interests and I usually take it as an opportunity to go look up something new after we're done talking instead of getting pissy that someone has an interest I don't. That's genuinely childish. >>34912927Yes, I genuinely don't know how someone would act like that past their schoolyears. It was a genuine question. Why is this so hard to fathom?
>>34912910Why did I get a (you) here?
>>34912934What's his name?
>>34912909>you can be any age and still act like a pissy entitled teenager.Oh, the irony. Get some self awarenesses>Now are you going to answer my questionDid you miss the part where I told you my age, which means I'm not a zoomer?
why is 4chan so anti-indian? i knew an indian chick in college and i would've creampied her if she had let me.
I lol at all the goonettes who think they go undetected. We know
>>34912902Aren't you supposed to be banned Gary? Put your name back on pussy
>>34912939>Your guarantee is invalid, since I don't.Uh huh…>I really liked the pool Scene. Dmitri Martin played Tiny Tim well and I didn't even recognize Emo Philips. I thought the two devo members in energy domes and the Gallagher bit was a bit on the nose, but i still liked it. >>34912829
>>34912947>awarenessesawareness
Sometimes I'm afriad to talk about my interests and things I like for fear of sounding like >>34912900
Gender dynamics involves polarized sexual opportunism that prevents women from qualifying as pedophiles. This is not debatable
>>34912949goonette is such a funny word
>>34912906>admitsNigga it's not admitting anything it doesn't know anything it has no conscience, it's just generating a response that you want. literally doing the yes man shit you complain of
>>34912945Alf Göök. So his papers are authored under "A. Gook"You don't understand how bad it is until an asian person tries to use your phone to google something and all of your google history results are shown "Gook neutrons," "Gook fission," "Gook et al" and you have to go "WAIT PLEASE I CAN EXPLAIN THIS"
>>34912958now thats a spicy bait
>>34912947>no uOkay bud>Did you miss the part where I told you my age, which means I'm not a zoomer?Oh yeah, the oldest zoomers are about 30. My bad but also close enough. You can still answer the question since you act like one.>>34912951wow, you pointed out that I was talking about a movie scene in a conversation about... the movie we both watched.>>34912955Of course, people love expending effort on hanging around those that offer them nothing
Do women agree that 15cm is the perfect size?
>>34912955Nah it’s cool. Just lean more into your enjoyment of whatever it is instead of alienating the other person for not knowing much about it.
>>34912938:(But I really don't like to give women attention without knowing whether they will fuck me. I think its similar to a woman putting out without knowing whether the guy will never call again.
>>34912918>is this celeb ugly> I want t osee what people thinkGenuinely why even Google this, who gives a shit, can you not decide for yourself
>>34912976'Cause my brother said a celeb I find hot is ugly and everyone knows so I wanted to see if people agree.As a normal grass toucher, I DO care about fitting in
>>34912963>he explains himself
I don't remember which meme it was but I was googling for some really specific self-deprecating meme and the AI asked me if I was ok and that self-harm is bad
Women,would you have platonic sex with your guy best friend?
>too horny to work on anything>too lazy to go and jerk offwhat do
>>34912963That's funny.Are you sure he's Finnish though? Googling that name gives me a nuclear scientist from Sweden.
>>34912968>that scene in jusrassic park where the t-rex breaks out is so lame. Those type of tires would have never been used on a jeep like that, and did you notice how they had 5 lugnuts instead of 6? And why did the headlights go out if they had a battery?>why are you rolling your eyes? I’m talking about the movie scene?
>>34912985go to the gym
If he is a mid moid (5'9", homely face, income at the average of 51k a year) but was a master at playing piano, is he LTR material?
>>34912989pretty sure he's finnish working in sweden but maybe I misremembered
i dont like going to the gym because all the girls working out genuinely gives me an erection and i cant work out
>>34912991I just came back from the gym
I’m having Indian food for dinner
>>34912985>too lazy to go and jerk offGo?
>>34912984no, male friends are for blue balling and to talk about my boyfriends/hook ups
>>34912997There must ALWAYS be an atogan at the gym. I'll pick up the next watch.
>>34912984i would if guys weren't so weird about it. zero percent chance that stays platonic and not awkward/possessive without him also thinking less of me as a person.
>>34913001thanks G>>34912999If I were to start jerking off in my current position it would be kinda weird
>>34912995Based on the name I'm guessing he's from the Swedish speaking minority population of Finland then.
>>34912990I hope to god you're some Indian chatbot and not an actual person. The latter would be so depressing
>>34913002>hypergamy women literally think it's guys who are weird
>>34912950Mad that your pedophile chatroom is getting exposed
>>34913002>platonicI don’t think that means what you think it means.
>>34913009
>>34913002Are you saying that you would if you could pump and dump?
>>34913013What do (you) think it means?
Do pedophile chatrooms disguised as suicide prevention where the jannies ban anybody who isn’t a boymolesting fruit really truly exist
Hypergamous foid, wherever you areI'm still a 'cel, and it's you that I want
>>34912903>russian mustardI'm not too much of a mustard fan, unless it's something like a plain sausage to go with. I also made a white wine sauce once where I added a bit of dijon and that gave it a really nice extra note. Used that for fish. Sometimes I make burger sauces and add a bit of dijon.That being said, I have never heard of russian mustard, is it spicy, sour, sweet or something else?
>>34913017no, i just don't see what is so weird about the idea of me being alone, my friend being alone, and blowing off steam together while we both look for partners, then being done when we find one. it's better than going on two zillion random hookup dates or masturbating in my room.
I've had sex with my female platonic friends it's called friends WITH BENEFITS whole ass name for it. But it's usually them catching feelings. Whole mess
incelibate moid, you already knowthat i'm all yours, what are you waiting for
Do women ever read headlines like>naked man fights off three cops, escapes with $3000 worth of cheeseAnd think>that's hot?
>>34913022Then why don’t you offer that arrangement to your friend?
>>34913028i cant remember the last time i read any headline about anything anon
>>34913020>>34913025Now kiss
>>34913020Have you seen Nelly Furtado lately?
>>34913031>Women don't readDissapointing!
>>34913035>DissapointingClose, ESL.
>>34913035american news is neither news nor literature
Pumpkin coffee sucks, foids ruined coffee in the fall
>>34913040>coffee sucksTrue.
>>34913033Would
>>34913029i didnt have anyone specific in mind. all of my guy friends live far away.
I think we need to bring back the monarchy
>>34913043Sexting can be intense though
>>34913033Wtf happened to her
Taking hormonal birth control fixes your life just like how taking one bullet per day fixes your life
>>34913048
>>34913048She's 47 years old.
>>34913044Who is the king and what does that monarchy do
>Women hit the wall at 30Didn't believe it until the women around me hit 30. What are women doing about this?
>>34913054well obviously I'll be the kingI'll make hypergamy illegal but in return the women can vote what color we paint the public latrines
>>34913060>What are women doing about this?Demanding even more most-wall than pre.
Women if his dick size was adjustable with a knob, would you try different sizes or find one setting and leave it there?
Bitches be like "I'm fat!" and they literally got the body of a Venus statue
>called love bugs>they just fuck all the time ha
>>34913067>giving women more choiceHave you learned nothing?
State sex and r8 this fanfiction. I thought the description of the dress was hot but everything else is a bit too "foreverially delitized" for me:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14476141/1/Youjo-Senki-The-capture-of-Tanya-in-the-nunnery
>>34913020>>34913025Cute!
>>34913069the venus statue is fat
Women, do you think Epstein was an attractive man? If you consider only his appearance and not his personality.
>>34913069“Venus” of Willendorf is just a euphemism
>>34912880I'm not one consciousness because I'm not gay like you.
>>34913077And? Juicy thighs are the best
>>34913080no, even considering only appearance he looks creepy and douchey
>>34913084thats not juicythats fucking disgustingTHIS is juicy
>>34913074>so femanon how big do you want it to be>idk>cmon femanon pick>no you pick idk>10"?>no too big>3">no too small>6"?>no >8"?>no>7"?>no>well if you cant decide I'll pick>nvm im not in the mood
>>34913067id try a bunch and then probably settle on whichever felt best
american foidsjust letting you know, if I was on that flight 25 years back, things would've gone different
>>34913021Taste wise its close to normal mustard but It's got strong or sharp kick like horseradish or wasabi that hits your sinuses if you eat too much at once
>>34913081This statue is so fucking nasty. I hate when when use it to solidly MUH CURVES. Okay bitch you have one ancient gross ass fat fuck statue compared to the tens of thousands of statues and figures of actually attractive women.I fucking hate fat people so fucking much but fat women are so much worse than fat men it's not even funny.
>>34913093Okay mark wahlberg
>>34913077This one? You’re missing out on curves, buddy. A bitch like that is more likely to actually fuck and be desperate for your dick during. Also, her body actually feels better. Boney bitches look good, but don’t feel good.
Energy drinks = bpd girlThe sleep disruption is literally what causes it
>>34913094>but It's got strong or sharp kick like horseradish or wasabi that hits your sinuses if you eat too much at onceBut thats just regular extra strong mustard. Are the Russians trying to pull a Pavel Chekhov again?
>>34913095I fucking agree 100%. Why the fuck are "people" still circlejerking over the ugly ass venus statue when picrel exists
>>34913098>posts AI slop
Would you?If not, statues you would?
>>34913098thats such fucking copeA fit chick will always be a better fuck than a bag of fat
>>34913094>It's got strong or sharp kick like horseradish or wasabiAh, that's not really my type of mustard desu, but I was kind of expecting it. lolAt least there's not vodka in it!I like my mustard rather on the mild and a bit sweet side.For spicy stuff I generally like the chili taste. I made chili paste today from my homegrown chilis, it's hot as fuck.
>>34913089Too fucking real. Kek
Do you retards actually see the word Venus and think of the ugly blob thing instead of greek goddesses
>>34913103>>34913105>>34913081Damn I didn;'t even notice others were statue posting
>>34913098>women with bodies i find attractive are more likely to promiscuous >source? Revealed to me in a dream. yes I am a virgin btw
>>34913106nigga women literally have extra cuhsioning to better absorb a virgorous pounding. Why change what nature makes perfect and replace it with a sticc whom you have to touch all gingerly and handle with care
Cute milf coworker grabbed my thigh.Took everything in my power to not get hard.Women, would it have been inappropriate for me to have gotten hard after she grabbed my thigh.Men would you be able to fight off the boner or would you just let it happen.
>>34913067How would this workLike could I make it 3 foot and use it as a boatCould I make it continent size, cut off the foreskin, and use it to end world hunger?
>>34913109Venus is a roman goddess you fucking imbecileand yeah, when people say ''statue of venus'' people think of >>34913081
>>34913110You're subconscious noticed.
>>34913109I think of that one renaissance painting of her on the seashell with i would consider the "offical" depiction Calling any earthenware idol of a woman "venus" was a mistake on the part of archeologists imo.
>>34913115I mean, you could try anything I guess. What would you want to do?
>>34913106First of all, that’s not fat. Second of all, what looks the best doesn’t mean it feels the best.
>>34913112>fat fuck is a retard on top of having shit tasteyou think muscle is hard when it isnt flexed? A fit woman isnt hard to the touch just because she's not covered in fat
>>34913113>Men would you be able to fight off the boner or would you just let it happen.
>>34913120Make it as big as possible and see if reality can get pregnant
Can I statue post too?
>>34913123>posts the most photoshopped picture ever of a mid bogged slut
>>34913112>a sticc whom you have to touch all gingerly and handle with careNTAThat's not how reality works.
>>34913128I accept your concession
>>34913113it wouldnt have imo and i really wish guys had no way to hide their boners at all so i could always know and giggle at them because they know i know. like a dog waggin his tail
>>34913127only if you would
>>34913111Who said anything about promiscuous? I mean actually in bed are more likely to fuck. Skinny bitches live life in ‘i’m skinny’ mode and don’t want to have to offer anything.
>>34913127so no head?
>>34913127Head chopped off like the pagan scum that it is. DEUS VULT!
>>34913116>Le Venus is roman They literally copied everything from greeks you sperg
>>34913133>more likely to fuckYes that is the definition of promiscuous
>>34913135CARLOS!!
>>34913138the greeks didnt have a goddess named Venus fagI dont care if it was copiedJupiter isnt Zeus
im fucking horny now and i dont ahve a statue to molest
>>34913131>like a dog wagging its tailI can make it twitch up and down but I’m still trying to figure out how to make it go from left to right
>>34913143shake your hips boner boy
>>34913119>her on the seashellBirth of venus
>>34911376There was never a "crackdown", you can still post them with ease, the trend just blew over and most of the old regulars have moved on>>34912857Based, this site is a waste of time, godspeed>>34912760Based, she is dope
>>34913102Idk if its the same. Pic is the one I always get. Its straight up just called russian mustard and Ive only been able to find it in polish or eastern euro stores where I live.>>34913107I'm the opposite though. I'm not the biggest fan of chili taste. Homemade chili paste sounds like it would be really nice tho
>>34913141They literally considered them to be the same gods you absolute ignoramus
Why do Gen Z White girls like rap music so much?
When I think of Venus I think of the Venus callypige statue
>>34913148I dont care
>>34912757>all your free time>all yourLulz, I have an hour a day if I'm lucky...>Like how are you ever going to be in a relationshipPress X to doubt>>34912685Based>>34912672I worked in the NHS for years, free healthcare for all is a very flawed system and needs serious reform
>>34913139I’m talking about a chick who isn’t a pillow princess. There does exist girls who fuck as a verb.
>>34913152Eh NHS isn't free for all, its freeish. I have to pay for my medicine, for example. However, the people I know who don't fucking work do not. That's the issue. its free for people who are already getting free money for laying around, while I get charged because I have a job
women are simply not meant to be fatmen however are a different story
>>34913126ok, but just so you know, everyone will know it was you
>>34912647>All you need to do is find your best look, work out, have a life (hobbies, job, personality), and seek out women>It’s extremely easy...
>>34913136Ackshully the statue was reconstructed from unearthed rubble and all they had were the legs, a wing, and part of the torso. The rest is a 19th century "interperetation"
>>34913144Woof
>>34913149Snowbunny mind control
>>34913154>chubby women are less likely to be pillow princesses... because they just are okay!!!
>>34913157my sister likes to post on tiktok that all her fat naturally goes to her hips, boobs and butt to piss people offin reality she had work done
>>34912438I don't>>34912439YeahA woman asked me yesterday if I work out though>>34912374Yes m8>>34912325We need to bring back atoga karaoke
More like Sandra bollock haha
>>34913147>I'm the opposite though.At least that way we wouldn't steal the condiments from each other.I cut up, clean up (remove most white inside stuff and seeds) and then roast them in the pan with some olive oil to get out their aroma. I also add some garlic, cherry tomatoes and paprikas (I grow some mini paprikas) to the mix. Put that all into a blender and you get a really rich flavour paste. After that I freeze it into cubes, since it's way too much to eat in a few days.>3843.pngAre you a Polish anon?
>>34913142Go to bed, Pygmalion.
>>34913069It's hard for women to be genuinely obese. Women naturally distribute fat towards places like their hips, boobs, ass, thighs, before it ever goes to their stomachs or arms. In ancient times it used to be difficult for average women to have fertility goddess bodies due to food scarcity, whereas men still had very high testosterone due to all the physical labor and lack of microplastics. The dynamic has completely flipped in modern times, women can pack on fat easily and men have zero testosterone.
>>34913161Nta, i will say though, being around girls often, especially in a bar environment definitely increases your chances. I got laid twice because because they came to me.
>>34913167women are dirty liars
>>34912314Yes>>34912038Overly Attached Girlfriend/Laina and Jenna Marbles were once the queens of YouTube
>>34913147Nta, doesn't look like any Russian mustard I know. The real shit comes in these glass bottles with blue labels and gold caps, that's the one I remember. Can't post an image rn
Im in Panama city right nowMore like panama shitty this place sux ballz
>>34913150Again I have been encultured by atoga.
I'm back under 75 kg again today.
>>34913180congratulations/condolences
>>34913178Inb4 the nastiness you freaks are imagining
>>34913165Snow bunny mind control works in the other direction
Women incelposting hours or men arguing about each other's tastes hours
>>34913162I heard they found the arms.
>>34913178Holy fuck she’s caked up nice
>>34911358>humans are social animalsFake and gay>>34911275Waste of water>>34911171>tfw only guy in the office>tfw the foids feed me snacks every day for carrying stuff for themYeah life is kinda cool sometimes
>>34913185The latter really easily. Incels are just whiny fucks and I gloss over their posts.
I hate going anywhere because I get mogged so hard by everyone
>>34913181Thanks, I'm trying to not be too fat.
HMPH!? Why don't you look like this, men??
>got my google voice number banned from dating apps like Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble>can't request a new google voice number until next summer from my one g-mail account that's somehow verified>actual phone number has been banned for years now>new iPhone 17 Pro that I got last year at launch is probably also device bannedAre there any genuinely free alternatives to Google Voice that don't require some form of verification to use?It was bad enough to Tinder went absolutely draconian with its policies in 2025- I've genuinely been cockblocked off dating apps now that I lost all of my Google Voice burner numbers
>>34911165Based and same>>34911107What will you pay>>34913192Just think of yourself as superior
>>34913194I wasn't drawn by some bong coomer
>>34913194Not enough squats.
>>34913178How bad is it that I could probably fap to that statue?
In a *shocking* twist, fucking my friend's wife has blown up in my face and ruined many lives. I regret many things about this, but I'm going to keep sleeping with her. Thank you again for your attention to this matter.
>>34913191Natural reds with pale skin are peak, followed closely by natural full blonds. And when i say pale skin, i mean the type that tend to bruise if you squeeze their arm too tight.
>>34913173True, bars suck though >>34913156>while I get charged because I have a jobAye it's bollocks
>>34913195>banned from 109 dating apps>oy vey it wasnt my fault any of those times goy
>>34913194Short king
>>34913127>>34913162These have inspired me to sculpt a headless harpy out of clay.I may or may not post results later.
>>34913200>aesthetically pleasing depiction of a conventionally attractive women>woah dude I could fap to this, im so fucked up hurr durr
>>34913200>probablyYou don't sound very convinced.
>>34913203>bars suck though Dive bars are awesome.
atoga moids
>>34913207>I may [...] post results later.Please do.
Carded again while buying beer award does the humiliation ever end
>>34913208It's not a real woman though. I'd be fapping to rocks shaped like a woman
>>34913178The average woman is built like this nowadays due to on demand mcdonalds and chocolate cakes. Peasant women back then were scrawny. The average femanon would mog bronze age stacies. >>34913194Microplastics in my balls
>>34913215Not now...
>>34913216No promises but I’m actually looking forward to this project. I can’t wait to get home now.
>>34913217>wahhh i look youthful for my age woe is meI haven't been carded since I was 17
>>34913113>would you just let it happenLife's too short ngl>>34912537>How do you cope with having missed out teenage romance and sex foreverHouse music https://voca.ro/1jaqij20bSok>>34913069Venus was dummy thicc tho
>>34913200Why is it any more strange than fapping to porn? Your screen is not a real girl either.
>>34913220if not now.. when?!?
State GenderWhat would a harpy smell like?I’m trying to get in the right headspace for when I craft.
>>34913218>t. faps to pixels on a liquid crystal display screen
>>34913170Sounds pretty simple to make. I think even with my non existent cooking skills I could give it a decent shot and not mess it up. And yh you wouldn’t have to worry about me eating all your freshly made chilli paste>Are you a Polish anon?Nah I'm Hungarian but live in the UK like a very stereotypical eastern european>>34913176These also come in small glass jars and theyre made by a polish company so idk how close theyre are to actual russian ones
>>34913213Eh I was a bartender at one and hated it. They can be fun to go to though ngl and yeah sometimes the brazen girls come to you>>34913217Same and I'm 28...>>34913215Sup
>>34913217Why do you care?
>>34913194I do have a big ass for a moid. My friends in college sometimes referred to me as Jim Kardashian.
>>34913229Theyre just bird women right. So combine the smell of a bird with the smell of a woman
>>34913224>>34913230Fair point>>34913226When I'm not googling sculptures
>>34912784I seem to repel nerdy girls and only attract girls who are a bad influence
>>34913217In many locales they are required to ask to see your id regardless of your apparent aget. liquor store wagie
>>34913229The other anon is right that it's a mix of bird and woman, but a key detail is that a harpy would smell like an *unwashed* woman. Likely covered in carrion.
>>34913236Fortunately I have experience with both
>>34913232>I was a bartender at one and hated it.Well no shit. They’re all having fun and you’re not. Maybe i should amend that divebar+ is even better. That’s when they lock the door at closing time, and the bartender joins in and the joints start passing inside.
>>34913201Many lives?
>>34913229What are you making that you need to know the smell?
>>34913243>experiencesexual?
>>34913194I sadly do have a big ass as a guyI had to lower how much I work my legs to reduce it
>>34913222>>34913233Because people thinking I'm a child when I'm a grown ass man is not a good thing>>34913232I've seen your pics I don't believe you, you have a full ass beard
>>34913178You think foids back then cry about unrealistic body standards in statues too?
>>34913249Well you're mentally a child so....
posting on reddit is so humiliating why did i get 116+ views in like 5 mins yet no ones answering my question
>>34913245Mine, hers, his, their kids', all our mutual friends.
>>34913241It was ridiculous when they changed those laws. Before it was ‘if you look younger than 30’, and now if you’re 85 and in a wheelchair you have to show id.
>>34913229F.I grew up on a farm. I would guess a mythical harpy would smell like a domestic chicken, if they have good hygiene. Feathers need some sort of natural grease to cover them, and perfumes would propably fuck that up.
Does the dick go down a pant leg or does it sit comfortably in the crotch area
>>34913261Depends on the rise/drop of the pants and also how erect i am. It can go either way
>>34913249When I shave lel. That pic must've been when I was unemployed...>>34913254Bots>>34913244>lock the door at closing time, and the bartender joins in and the joints start passing insideI cannot imagine anything worse
>>34913261Depends on the dick and the pants.
>>34913255Damn, you two are bad eggs. Is she really hot at least?
>>34913241They didn't card the old guy at the checkout next to mine >>34913253Huh
One more statue for good measure.
>>34913249>Because people thinking I'm a child when I'm a grown ass man is not a good thingOnly children and women care about that. It’s like getting offended for needing to be patted down before going into a strip club.
>>34913246>>34913207It’s important to immerse oneself in the art>>34913247I have vivid memories of owning birds at age 6 but I did not sex them. Women on the other hand…
>>34913254Are you a woman? That's probably why.
>>34913261neither, it hangs over the balls
>>34913261The former for the large ones, the latter for small ones.
>>34913258>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azm4pTCXfS0Kek
>>34913273Hmm maybe I should change up my wardrobe
>>34913271I wonder what it'd be like to full Nelson a chick while you're flying up and down?
>>34913271buttside
>>34913265>I cannot imagine anything worseA bartender that hates bars. No wonder it sucked so much for you.
>>34913267>Is she really hot at least?She's pretty fat but the sex is incredible.
>>34913273>Only children and women care about that. What. The whole female beauty standard is prioritising youth. I'm not a female >It’s like getting offended for needing to be patted down before going into a strip club.It's not the same thing at all, that's just a routine safety protocol and not a judgement of you
>>34913231>my non existent cooking skillsIt wasn't until I got my own appartment that I developed mine either, but now I really enjoy it and I've gotten compliments before. hehe>Nah I'm Hungarian but live in the UK like a very stereotypical eastern europeanI might be confusing you, but I think I talked with you a few days ago. But I genuinely can't remember about what...Are you the femanon who can't leave her country or something like that?
>>34913261Down the leg.I hate when I see a pretty girl in public and it gets stuck in the leg opening of my briefs.
>>34913288Caring about how youthful you look, either positively or negatively, is pathetic as fuck regardless
>>34913258>I grew up on a farm.Giddy up, cowgirl.
>>34913275sexist much >:[
>>34913286So many fat women are cheating sluts, I swear.
>>34913229I would like Exhibanon to weigh in on this in a gay and authorly. Where is he
>>34913283Kek, you laugh, but i’ve legit done wrestling moves during.
>>34913231The real stuff is a uniform yellow paste idk what all that splotchiness is
Men aren't men-ing. So women won't be "womaning" !
>>34911384What are you struggling with? >>34913285>No wonder it sucked so much for youYeah I walked out of that job lol. I genuinely don't understand the appeal of going to a bar, and I tried loads. I think it's just an extrovert thing, I'd much rather have some beers in the garden with the cats, or roaming around the nature reserve, than in a loud bright stuffy room with some obnoxious cunts
>>34913295It's called preddit for a reason. They're looking for jerk off material.
state genderwhat color was your gameboy
>>34913302You vill bounce on ze penis, and you vill be happy!
>>34913288It’s not that deep. You’re just sensitive. And somehow you think that’s not womanly…
>>34913293She's seen a few cocks in her time
>>34913306MGame boy advance, clear plastic but I can’t remember what tint
>>34913292How is that pathetic. You've obviously never had this problem so what do you even know, if everyone constantly thought you were a high schooler you'd think the same
>>34913310Same, femanons should say something hot
>>34913303>than in a loud bright stuffy room with some obnoxious cuntsYeah but the fun is when you’re one of the cunts too.
>>34913306MBefore my timeMy dsixl was silver
>>34911358A woman actually asked me today "don't you ever get lonely?" and I said no
>>34913306f.My first gameboy and the only game I ever got on it was a purpleish see-trough with Pokemon Crystal.I was really young when I saw my older male cousin play it, and as we played it together, he then gave it to me.A game I must have played for thousands of hours. I was so damn proud of my team.
GenderAmericans, do you like living in America? Would you ever move to a different country forever? Why?
>>34913310Rub one out. You keep thinking it will feel better with some sort of engagement or heightened arousal beforehand…but no matter what, you’ll feel the same after. So just rub one out.
>>34913313Dude you're acting pathetic as fuck, a whiny little bitch
>>34913306M. Never had one. A friend had a Game Gear, it was much cooler.
>>34913325f yes, no, i love america
>>34913317>the fun is when you’re one of the cunts tooGuess it's just not really my thing. Like I've had good bants with people and done games and karaoke and all that but a part of me just wants to be at home. I don't like talking to people for the sake of talking. I love clubbing and raving though but that's totally different.
>>34913320You sure she wasn’t hitting on you?
>>34913303>than in a loud bright stuffy room with some obnoxious cuntsugh ive never been in one for longer than 5 seconds and i promised a friend i would try going. They're all saying i may gain something from it but your description tells me im right and im not looking forward to it :(
>State genderIs there any way to tell if a woman is sexually frustrated?It'd be cool if I knew which ones wanted to be left alone at the bar/place and which wanted to be hit on.
>>34913329May I ask what you like the most about living in the USA?
>>34913323hey, I felt an emotion reading that. thank you for sharing
>>34913326>but no matter what, you’ll feel the same after.Nta this is just not true.
>>34913336whats not to like
>>34913308>>34913327I'm not pathetic it's legitimately ridiculous, I'm 26 it shouldn't be happening everywhere I go
>>34913333You can tell by their gait whether or not they’ve orgasmed recently. Using that knowledge you can work backwards.
>>34913325M. Yes. Probably not, the language and culture barriers would be too much for me.
>>34913329Based. Wanna get drunk, shoot guns , then fuck?
>>34913328Based, Sonic 2 GG is a great gameI was proud was a kid when I got 327,900 on Underground 1 lol>>34913332I'm just a miserable bastard, give it a go, there are many kinds of bars, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't have good nights with people Clubbing is much better though ;p
>>34913325MYes, well enough at least.In theory yes but I’m not sure if I’d actually like the work life of another country
>>34913330>I love clubbing and raving though but that's totally different.Molly will do that kek
>>34913325MIts alright. I appreciate little pockets on nature we still have on the east coast. Besides where else in the world can I throw a couple guns in the trunk of my car and go shoot in the woods whenever I want?
>>34913342'MURICA>>34913351Lol. Even sober I love it and had plenty of good nights. But molly is a friend ;p
>>34913343Maybe you missed your calling as a twink
>>34913289I'm one of the moids lol so you’re definitely confusing me. I tend to randomly check this place every few months so I'm not here all the time. I'm not sure if we talked before.>>34913301It's tiny seeds. Maybe theres different types or something idk. I only ever had this kind
>>34913306The only handheld I owned was a psp
>>34913306MNever had one as a kid but currently got a Grape GBC
>>34913354You ever mixed with ketamine?
>>34913331>You sure she wasn’t hitting on youI was too busy being miserable to consider that possibility
>>34913286How'd hubby catch on?
Why did people ever believe Terence Mckenna's bullshit. A guy at one of his "talks" asked where to get DMT and he wouldn't tell the man. Terence was like, "that's the problem right, where do you get this stuff? it's not exactly easy to find." as if this motherfucker hadn't done it like 200 times. What a fucking retard. Reddit cult figure.
>>34913345Do they sway their hips more?
>>34913356Try the other kind sometime
I got hit on by a tranny earlier. Now I know what those other women mean when they say ugly guys hitting on them makes them feel bad about themselves.>>34912229>I still hate Korrasami the shipI like it. They just should have fleshed them out more.>Bolin deserved better than anyone else in that groupAgreed. He was too precious. >Transbians are the biggest fucking meme on the planet and will single-handedly end the LGBT movement.Fucking THANK YOU. Transbians are unironically the biggest fucking chasers imaginable. They're often worse than straight cis men.>>34913306>what color was your gameboyMy first one was the yellow Gameboy Color. Then I got the transparent Gameboy Advanced, but I wanted the metallic blue Gameboy SP.>>34913314>Blue GBA SPFuck you>>34913325>Americans, do you like living in America? Most days, yes. I still feel it's one of the best white-majority countries to not be white. >Would you ever move to a different country forever?Yes, but the problem is that any place that pays remotely the same is either incredibly remote and/or expensive to live, like Bermuda.
>>34913366>where do I get illicit substancesSame reason Hollywood doesn’t openly admit steroid use
>>34913361Nope, never tried ket, don't see the appeal. Only molly, coke and booze make sense to me for a rave
>>34913371No one hit on your ugly mutt ass.
>>34913371>white-majority
>>34913356>I'm one of the moids lol so you’re definitely confusing meOh I see!There's a femanon who's mother lives in the UK and she lives in Hungary... or maybe it was Bulgaria. I thought you were her and maybe she got her issued figured out.
>>34913372a single cigarette will do more harm to you than dmt ever will.hell, one 4chan thread also will.
>>34913349i guess my thing is that im autistic so i dont know how im supposed to interact with these random people i probably dont have much in common with. i already think its kind of a waste of time i just dont want to also be insanely uncomfortable.no one really says anything other than >dont you think it would be interesting>dont you want to figure out how to interact this wayI am also a miserable fucking bastard
>>34913373its fun in small doses if you don't want a full molly trip. Lasts about an hour at most. That said, SMALL dose and don't mix with booze. Also speed for the real night long rave experience.
>>34913342Well I was wondering if there was anything specific? Or you're content in general? Either way that's great.>>34913346I too would struggle with moving anywhere because of that.>>34913350I understand.>>34913352True, that is a very unique and fun experience you can't get in many other countries.>>34913371It is quite cool how different populations are from city to city.
>>34913362See, this is what will keep a guy from hooking up. Not just the feeling bad part, but assuming statements are benign or literal, instead of implications.
>>34913371idgiwhy aren't men who are actually women allowed to have lesbian relationships with women?
okay im gonna jerk off to jadeyanh on twitch. she's always a top tier fap.
>>34913363Saw a text she sent me about how much she wanted me to fuck her mouth...
>>34913371you talk like and have the taste of a reddit transgenderyou are not better than these peopleliterally a female exhibanon
>>34913371>Fuck you>>34913380Yeah I'm ADHD and probably autistic tooBut there are a kot of neurodivergents and nerdy people at some bars desuI suppose I'd worry less about how I'm "supposed" to interact or having things in common with people, and just try to make chit chat and have a laugh
>>34913373Boy am i glad i don’t have access to coke. I was chasing the dragon from my first line.
>>34913384>speed for the real night long rave experienceBased https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lda28abQ48UCause I'm ADHD though uppers mellow me out. I can dance sober all night long lol
>>34913396>ADHDsame, recently got medicated I guess I'll just take it slowly. I think my friend just wants me there to attract girls, as if he thinks my autistic ass will get him in the door(im female)
>>34913399>im femaleHi
>>34913402Ffs
>>34913399Lol, good luck with the meds <3 well don't knock it til you try it
>>34913404>>34913402>>34913406DIOD SOEONE BODY SAY FEMALEE!?!!?!!! FEEEEMMAAAALLEEEE SOrry that was my cat.
>>34913404Idk about bars but I have a nice quiet house you can chill at
>>34913387>instead of implicationsDo I look like the typa nigga to have time to be digging for "implications"If a ho asks if I want to come up for coffee, I will have the coffee then go home>>34913407Your cat needs to learn how to spell
>>34913402not worth it, im damaged goods. now file me away in your box and leave me alone
>>34913413PFFFFFFTTTAAAAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAA
>>34913398>Cause I'm ADHD though uppers mellow me out.Kek, exactly like a friend of mine I learned my own ADHD diagnosis is a load of bullshit when I took speed and it affected me normally. >I can dance sober all night long lolSame, but befriending an oldschool raver Chad who showed it to me took it to the next level
>>34913325M. Yes. Fuck no. Not giving up my guns or>In the case of EuropeHanging out with chain smoking skinny fat weirdos that chain smoke, drink wine at noon on a work day, and complain about everything but never actually do anything.>In the case of AsiaSitting in hellacious traffic and paying the white man price for every meal>The in case of LatAmBribing corrupt cops not to fine me for being white or listening to Juan and Pablo’s cock fighting ring down the street at 1am>In the case of AfricaGetting AIDS>In the case of AustraliaThe exact same issue as Europe but they don’t even party. So they’re boring complainers.>In the case of the Middle EastConverting to IslamThere really just isn’t any other place in the world for people like me.
>>34913409>If a ho asks if I want to come up for coffee, I will have the coffee then go homeI really don’t know whether to kneel or ridicule you. Well played.
>>34913402I wish this retarded shit would lead to a week long ban.
>>34913413Did you get raped
>>34913422no i just memed myself into too many bad situations, no need to say more
>>34913413>im damaged goodsYeah….but some damaged goods are fire in the sack. Just don’t burn down my house after or make any false reports.
>>34913399>if he thinks my autistic ass will get him in the door(im female)Yes, it signals that hes likely not a psycho to the other foids if they see him interacting with you. Doesn't matter whether you're autistic , what matters is that they will be more open to him purely through the association.
>>34913424You're a hiki NEET.
aauuuuughhhhuhhhh i have writers block somebody saaaave meeee
>>34913428thats not real
>>34913428Do what all the great writers did and have a shot of whiskey
>>34913428the hero dies alone and forgotten and his last thoughts are of someone who won't even notice his absence
>>34913368I'll see if I can find it somewhere.>>34913378Nah. But I'm also trying to get out of where I live so I guess Im similar to her in that sense. But I dont think I posted about that before.
>>34913432As if they had one shot of whiskey…
>>34913428Just start writing words on the page it's not rocket science>>34913413>damaged goodsYou're a person not an amazon package>>34913416>when I took speed and it affected me normallyFirst time I did cocaine I fell asleep for hours lol>took it to the next levelSounds like funsies
>>34913433no no i have the whole story in my head! i know everything!! i just cant WRITE it DOWN. it drives me CRAZY.
>>34913389>jadeyanh on twitchIsn't she a snowbunny?
>>34913436>You're a person not an amazon packageThe simping begins
>>34913428f.masturbate. Look r34 on the thing you write about. Then sleep on it, come back tomorrow and delete 50% of it
>>34913438>chaotic good anonKek
>>34913438Why do you keep track of that?We don't care about your fetish.
>>34913420>really don’t know whether to kneel or ridicule youI recommend kneeling>>34913440I just hate the term "damaged goods">>34913437You're overthinking it. Start with headings or bullet points if you need to. You don't need to write it linearly
>>34913441>Look r34 on the thing you write aboutWell that escalated quickly.>f.Makes sense now
>>34913428The princess cheats on her minotaur bf with a bunch of hung werewolves. Finishing in a epic gangbang
>>34913445Fucking hell, the radical volcel is a simp.
It's F R I D A Y, what are you doing? Any plans for the W E E K E N D ?
>>34913428I've found it can help to go back and reread your stuff while you think over how to proceed. You can alternatively do something relaxing like taking a hot bath, or sitting outside on a nice day, while you think.
>>34913448Please don't reply to the spamming sexpest.
>>34913306MGrape GBC, Purple GBA(my parents bought me one at launch), and a red GBA SP. I had a silver DS and a Violet 3DS. You can probably guess my favorite color though.
>>34913445>I just hate the term "damaged goods"i wasnt referring to myself like that necessarily, i was just simp scolding because they saw autistic and female so i know what that means here lol
>>34913451how is he even a sex pest? He goes out clubbing and women come onto him? How scary!
>>34913428Go read On Fairy-Stories by JRR Tolkien and have your entire view shattered and reconstructed
>>34913449Get drunk. Have sex. Call people niggers on the internet.
>>34913449I should be sleeping but gonna play some brawl starsGoing to a fayre with people, then just errands, gardening and maybe some music
Pussy picsBreasts image, even
>>34913447Wait, this can be fun. Let’s brainstorm. How about the menotaur fought off the werewolf army, but his parents died in the attack. He took 5 seconds saying a prayer for them and a single tear fell down. So she sneaked out in the night to give herself to the werewolf camp.
I've lurked for a long time and I've finally come to the ultimate conclusion.>Men: A woman would fix me.>Women: No man could fix me.
>>34913454Tbf my clubbing days are long gone, I'm a workaholic now
>>34913458>Gardeningwhat do you grow?
>>34913453>they saw autistic and female so i know what that means hereOhhh, you’re an attention whore. Got it.
>>34912657I forgot to respond to this post earlier.I think as anons get older we end up1. in more (read: non-zero) sexual situations we regret2. realizing that most people are in the same boatLike yeah I think trading first times is the ideal and wonderful and all, but when you are 30 and are consciously unwilling to date an 18-year-old, your expectations become more and more grounded. Being 23 and wanting every girl you date to also be a virgin like you is a lot more reasonable than wanting the same thing at 33.
>>34913466woosh
>>34913456Not necessarily in that order. Light skinned slave queens need love too.
Does anyone else ever watch a zombie survival show and cheer for the zombies? Team Undead forever, bitch.
>>34913449Reading a bit and listening to music rn.Over the weekend take part in game jam, watch f1, maybe watch motogp
>>34913465>what do you grow?Plants
>>34913468>wooshKek, you’re legit a reddit freak slumming it here.
>>34913469>not just doing all three at once
rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazookakaboomkablow
>>34913458Nice!>>34913472Fun.
>>34913477Why would you say it on the internet is she is right there wanting to hear it?
>>34913475as opposed to all the actual reddit, facebook and twitter that gets posted here? give me a fucking break
>>34913471If zombies were real, Democrats would try to throw them brains for votes. Fortunately for us, they don't have any to give.
>>34913472>take part in game jamIncremental?
>>34913482Thanks!Hope you have a fun wknd tooNite lads and ladettes
>>34913484I mean a primary user.
>>34913483So she comes home to more of it.
>>34913478This song is hilarious and unfortunately it first went viral last year at the same time when my grandma suddenly died.
>>34913491You’re creating a wider narrative. I’d love to chat with the bot you’re thinking of.
>>34913441but the part im writing isnt horny yettt i have to finish setting up the premise and i cant>>34913447no im writing a parody of the thing. you would love analysing it in a way that makes you hate women bc thats all you ever do.
If I don’t find a girlfriend in the near future then I’ll just kill myself
I want a girlfriend but I don't really feel a deep attraction to any of the girls I know.
>>34913446to be fair it IS smut
>>34913490im not on reddit, but i might as well be by posting here, so ill give you this one
>>34913494>but the part im writing isnt horny yettt i have to finish setting up the premise and i cantFemanon was right? Y’all are on a different wavelength.
You brought me here to COOK CRACK?
Holy poop, I saw a ginger angel at the store today. She wore a blue dress and her tits were bouncing with every step. Her butt looked nice as well. She looked classy and sexy at the same time.
>>34913499yeap. she knew.
>>34913498Then how about you “woosh” yourself on over there.
I do not like your chicken kickers. You must repent.
>>34913503you really got triggered by the woosh didnt youidk why that got you so badly
>>34913497>>34913502>it IS smutAlright. Hit us with the basic plot outline.
>>34913493>You’re creating a wider narrativeAm I?
>>349134532bh I was just making a joke, I could never date an autistic woman irl
>>34913487>Incremental?I dont get what you mean sorry
>>34913508Stop pretending to be me >:[Pretty sure all my exes were on the spectrum lol
>>34913505I despise all other social media. You’re either slumming it or you’re one of us. There’s no in-between.
do you guys want me to bake a thread now or wait since we're only on page 6?
When they called me evil..... they knewWhen they called me broken..... they knew
Disel may reach 10 dollars by November and Gas may reach 7 or 8 dollarsThis is legitimately terrifying I feel like I'm being priced out of my own life with how much everything has increased.
>>34913331Also unrelated but somebody else yesterday asked me if I had a partner or kids and I nearly spat out my drink. Utterly bizarre that someone could conceive of my immature incel ass would having kids lmao. Then again plenty of reprobates do so it's not saying much...
>>34913515i think wait until we're at page eight at the absolute earliest
>>34913514Nigga thinks it's some club, 4chan is lil bros whole life
>>34913513Nvm think my illiterate ass misunderstood this exchange
*cracks open can of Creamy Coconut Dr. Pepper**SIIIIIIIIIIP*Life is good.
Have you borne witness to mother-daughter incest sex? Not in the porno videos, but in reality life?
>>34913518What did you say?
>>34913488:)
How many updoots would you give this post if you could?
>>34913519Doesn't matter The image limit hit make a new one
>>34913526I just said no lol, and when she asked if I ever would get married I said probably not
>>34913521I remember years ago my friend and I were walked up to by some adolescent kid who started, unprompted, telling us what a great website /b/ was and how it had like hidden secrets and truths and shit, I kept thinking, this kid is a dumbass and I hope he grows up soon
>>34913517Little bitch boy in the White House is doing to the average citizen's wallets what he did to E. Jean Carroll's pussy
>>34913530You bros gotta start listening to the implications of the questions
>>34913471no. i stopped being 15 many years ago.
>>34913525My bf knew some twin sisters back in his college days that would have threesomes with each other. Grossed me out to hear.
>>34913534The implication is that he is a homo
>>34913538>>34913538screw the optics, I made a thread so I can post more images
>>34913534>>34913539A lot of times it’s clearer in hindsight. For example, i was able to look back and remember “that’s a nice shirt” and realize now they were saying “that shirt looks nice on you”.
>>34911358Depends. Extended isolation fucks me up, but I can spend long stretches on my own with maybe meeting friends for a few hours inbetween. Never had a gf , and while I desire women because of el sexo and because they are probably nice to be around if they are into you, I don't feel lonely or miss companionship in my life.
>>34913195I think you need to retire and sell your cock
>>34913547reminds me how random women would add me on facebook after parties in uni even though I didn't speak a word to them. Until a friend told me he passively farmed girls in this manner ,because in foid culture thats apparently a way of hitting on you and inviting you to write them and ask them to come over.
>>34913547>that’s a nice shirtI got this one too yesterday but the shirt was quite nice>>34913534Nah
>>34913306Regular purple. My ds was sapphire.
>>34913553How can I get over my seething rage that I was a poor loser instead of having parents that would pay for me to go to college and party for 4 years like people I know?
>>34913553I went on a double date once because my friend told me they just needed an extra or whatever. Turns out the girl was pissed at me after because i didnt call her and ask her out again.
>>34913428I'd give you writer's glock, but image limit.
>>34913554>I got this one too yesterday but the shirt was quite niceGirls rarely speak or act factually.
>>34913579What does this even mean lol
>>34913565By reminding yourself that you live ina shithole where "college" is a thing. I went to an actual university, which not only means a proper education but is of course, free.
>>34913581I’ll wait until you level up.
>>34913584Nigga I'm nearly 30
>>34913582Fucking Eurofags
>>349135281 (One)
>>34913516i don't feel safe around you :c
