TL;DR: I'm considering accepting a job that requires no facial hair. Not because I will be working with food or anything the company just thinks its "more professional". I fucking HATE shaving. I keep my beard neat and short. I don't mind trimming it once a week and keeping the edges sharp. But full on shaving my face, I can't stand it. I'm lazy, ok? I can keep my facial hair if I can provide a doctors note. If nothing else its about 'sticking it to the man', alright?Anyway, a quick search shows a couple of medical reasons but obviously I don't suffer from either of them? Or are doctors able to be vague on notes and just say "Allow anon to keep his beard, k thx bye." ?Anyone got experience with this or anything similar?
>>34914624Doctors are not allowed to lie on notes; they can't say there's a medical reason unless there actually is a medical reason.
>>34914626Alright so I just gotta lie to the doctor then.
>>34914624find a religion that is anti-shaving, join it, then sue if they have a problem.
>>34914624You can claim that you’re light skin black
>>34914624Claim that you're ftm and that shaving makes you dysphoric
>>34914624You keep your beard because it is makeup for men. You are embarrassed about your weak jaw. You should just shave it and start mewing. And no, you don't get "razor bumps."
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