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My wife is obese, she was obese when I married her but she's gotten noticeably larger. I don't mind it because to me it just means a bigger tits and bigger ass, but I never considered that what I'm about to say whatever be an issue.

I eat her ass out either weekly or fortnightly and I've never had an issue with it. Over the past year I started to detect a faint aftertaste of shit when I'd eat her ass. It started to become more and more pronounced but I always assumed it was in my head. I didn't see anything so I always thought it was a negative feedback loop in my mind paranoid about shit.

Last night I ate her out and noticed blatant unmistakable shit hunks. They were small but vehemently tasted like feces. I tried to cope by telling myself it was just pieces of fabric or little cotton fluffs but it was so obvious they were shit flakes.

My wife says that since she's gotten bigger, it has become harder and harder to wipe property. She has begun resorting to half assessed wipes (literally) and just changing underwear frequently, sometimes multiple times a day. I hinted that I might not be as inclined to eat her out anymore if she's like this but she descended into a fit of sadness and anger, implying I don't love her anymore and accusing me of holding secret animosity towards her. I still love her and don't think she's gross but I don't think I can literally be eating shit for the rest of my life.

What do I do?
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>>34915438
This is a rage-bait thread
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fat people can't wipe their ass properly. that's why you always smell them when they pass you on their mobility scooters
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>>34915438
She needs to wash as well as wipe. There's no other option.
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>>34915527
So shower everytime she shits? She shits three times a day?
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Shouldn't there be a conversation about her losing weight, with you helping out and maybe participating in the weight loss if you have some to lose yourself Wiping and changing underwear like that seems like a serious red flag. Is she above 250lbs?
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>>34915438
you gotta tell that bitch to wipe, invest a bidet nigga
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>>34915438
nigga you and your wife are disgusting
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>>34915438
>He fell for the ass eating meme
Get a Japanese bidet, goyim
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>>34915680
She's almost 400
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Take a garden hose to her ass.
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>>34916585
That's really risky for her. I'm a fat chick too - in the low 200s - and I'm already experiencing issues with my blood pressure and insulin resistance. Is she seeing a doctor regularly? Is she getting blood work done etc? In the mean time the bidet advice seems good, I think there are tools and rods some people use to help with hygiene there too. She's probably pretty distressed and embarrassed about this type of ordeal, so finding a solution there will probably help her out mentally.

You might want to look into programs like Lifestylerx, if you're in Canada the cost of the program is free, in the US they have a version of it as well. In Canada prescribed semaglutide has a generic option now so the cost of Ozempic and Wegovy are going way down.
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i know this is bait but when i was quite overweight my ass would slightly leak some sort of mucus... not enough that it would drip but if my underwear got caught in my buttcrack i could smell it, had a faint poop smell. i have no idea what it was but when i lost weight it just never ever happened again. but um yeah she needs to be stepping into the shower after ever poo and hosing her butt down



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