/ATOGA / - Ask the Opposite Gender AnythingCats, Lovers, Twats and Mothers EditionPrevious thread: >>34913538
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AquariusBros. If you aren't with a Leo wtf are you even doing right now?
Bonnie was hotter than Kim Possible
>>34916256Ew. Leo men are too arrogant.
>>34916233>you must like some music?Not on any way that's shareable or useful>this is based desuBut I'm miserable
>>34916256This dude doesn’t believe this shit. He doesn’t even understand it. He’s reading a script and was hired to do it because he looks like a romance novel cover.
>>34916256>zodiac talkhow can this fucker take it this serious lolthe bills cannot be this high cuh>>34916257Shego > Bonnie > KP's mom > KP
>>34916256why are you posting ai slop bait, if you want traction post this on ig reels and yt shorts
JellyFilledGirls are probably the best amateur creators active rn
why are women built like this?
>>34916262This is accurate
>>34916262>>34916261Oh no, you guys are supposed to be smarter than this
>>34916266AI slop.
>>34916266There are chicks built like this who identify as none-binary.Unreal.
>>34916269But I'm an Aquarius and this is useful information to me.
>>34916275Its clearly AI you dumbfuck, youre supposed to not be ai blind
Gender. Fictional character everyone hates but you don’t think did anything wrong.M. Amos Slade. The fucking fox just kept trying to eat his chickens and then almost killed his dog. All bets were off after that.
>>34916257As a lad, i always wondered why she was round while KP was triangular.
>>34916278the movie is very subversive
>>34916281Early Kurt Russel film as well. Super underrated.
>>34916279round shapes are sexier
>>34916276I put it in ZeroGPT just now and it came back as real. No trace of AI detected.
How many of you foids look like this? or have a friend who looks like this?
I know this is a bit exaggerated, but are Latinas really like this? They this crazy?
So apparently American women have the biggest boobs even when controlling for BMI. Why are (You) proud to be an American, /atoga/?
>>34916291Thats a tranny.
>>34916293Hyperbolized but my wife has 100% used the threat of a public freak out to get her way multiple times and I absolutely think she is capable of murder if I ever cheated.
Run, darling, run. I'll stall them if I can.
>>34916301Hot.
>>34916301Is the sex worth it?
Bruh, be wary of Gemnis. They will fuck you up when you are not looking!
>>34916303>>34916305Yes. You just have to learn how to play the long game to win the war instead of trying to win every battle.
>>34916257>Bonnie was hotter than Kim PossibleThis is true in canon.>>34916278>Fictional character everyone hates but you don’t think did anything wrong.I mean, it goes without saying.
>>34916291Don't femanons prefer white monsters?>>34916293Rarely this bad, she's probably a pornstar playing into stereotypes since they're a big thing in porn. Latinas are a high MMR build in the dating game though
>>34916256Dude really begged for a new thread to keep posting his slop in >>34916205
>>34916293I broke up with a Latina Ex, didn't even cheat on her or anything. She boxed my shit up that I had left at her place, drove to my house, put the box on the hood of the car and lit the box on fire. I had to go outside and put it out with a fire extinguisher.
>>34916301Mexicana?
>>34916293Relationship Modes>Tutorial - Filipinas>Easy Mode - Asians>Normal Mode - White girls>Hard Mode - Latinas
>>34916313Kek! I'm fucking dying. And you'll gave them that!
>>34916293She looks Colombian desu
>>34916318>Easy Mode - AsiansThe romanticized view of asian chicks is so far from reality.
>>34916308What the fuck is this shit? They got a black hood dude talking about Astrology? He would get the shit kicked out of him if he tried to sit on the porch and spout that shit.
>>34916244>>34916239QT, let's trade countries so you can get a Minnesota blonde, and I can get a Bri'ish redhead
>>34916313>>34916319QT and the TikTok slopper are both retarded spammers. It makes sense that QT made this thread so the slopper could spam more TikToks.
>>34916317Yep
>>34916318>Legendary all skulls on - Jewish girls
>>34916325
>>34916314I'm too white to deal with that
>>34916327Not really from what i’ve noticed.
>>34916327If JAP yes. If normal Jewish girl, see White girls/
>>34916278M, as a kid I was always rooting for Candace from Phineas and Ferb to bust themsimilar with Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab>>34916324deal, I can fix in a suitcase>>34916325actually I made this thread so I could spam more picsneed to ketchup on sleep now though so you'll have to carry the spammer torch>>34916333>If JAP yesbro is giving girls region codes
>>34916278Severian. He may have raped Jolenta but she was asking for it and Dorcas may have been hurt by that and felt betrayed but she was his grandmother. All-in-all I think Severian had to do it. If you don't know what I'm talking about AI is likely to give you a pretty good and quick summary.
>>34916266For plappies
>>34916333Japanese girls are not that bad anon, and you should not call them that slur.
>>34916333I'm in the northeast, so that's my exposure.
/atoga/ moids can you relate to bro? https://youtu.be/buw0yTNWLUc?si=IFea0D_2VtLnlLzW&t=4963
I love how eager she is to get fucked by me. Loves her plappies
>>34916333I knew you meant Jewish American Princess
>>34916293>are Latinas really like this? They this crazy?Latinas are passionate and usually adhere to gender roles. That creates a societal expectation to perform grand gestures and to full send every aspect of a relationship. Because if a person is willing to give you everything, they expect everything in return. And if you're not willing to give everything, you are wasting their time and love. They are with emtipn how Eastern European women are with money. They're emotional gold diggers. >>34916296>Thats a tranny.Women don't drink energy drinks with sugar. It's unlady like. We shotgun white monsters.>>34916314Deserved>>34916318>Tutorial - FilipinasNot when you bring their family into it. Filipinos are very family-oriented, and not like how other Asians are where they want you to have a good career. You have to mesh with the family. Must come from the Spanish roots because Mexicans are the same way.>>34916327Depends entirely on how secular she is. The real Death March/Ultra-Nightmare/Dante Must Die/Give Me Deus Ex difficulty are Russian women. If you can actually get a Russian woman to fall in love with you, it's like fucking aim-botting irl because there's no way to make that happen naturally. And just like video games, the only way to get them is to pay to win.
Lindsay is starting to look hot to me. I thought she looked fucking weird when i first saw her.
>>34916354What's the dosage and what area are you selling it?
slop dude got me to check my zodiacaquarious>100% wrongah but apparently i can look at it from a different angle and check it with my some shit or other of the rising thingymajig and then vaguely somethhing may resemble me somewhat if i could be bothereddamn i guess it is real
>>34916347>Women don't drink energy drinks with sugar. It's unlady like.Then how do they get so sweet?>We shotgun white monsters.*You
>>34916356Just ast AI about it you won't lose anything
Why do my friends buy me things and treat me like a little sister?
>>34916363Are they guys? Maybe they want you to be their step sis instead
>>34916362why the fuckon a truckwould i talk to ai
>>34916347So Latinas don't often get the ick over sappy behavior?
>>34916366Only one of them is a guy.
>>34916347Yeah Filipinas are the Mexicans of asia. With a splash of Polynesian thrown in.
>>34916369Are the girlies tall and or extroverted?
Is it gay if I tie my jacket around my waist as a man?
Do balls feel weird when you walkLike do they jiggle aboutDo they stretch
>>34916371Yeah, howd you know?
>>34916375nonot as much as you think and its unnoticableyesand I say this as a guy with some big chicken eggs
>>34916375No because I'm wearing underwear They usually stay put unless you're sweating and they stick. Can't feel them walking around. There's nothing in there that can really jiggle
>>34916375I don't really notice them unless I'm walking naked.
do u fondle ur balls the way girls fondle their breasts?
Line up, moids. Time for your ball sniffin test!
Women if he's laying in bed belly down would you lie on his back
>>34916376Well, older siblings are usually taller and less shy.
>>34916380No because then I get nut sweat on my hands. I peel them off my leg through my pants when I'm at home sometimes
>>34916383nta but I'm the eldest, shyest and one of the shortest lel
Ladies, do you consider it a red flag to listen to incelcore?Example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVBWoWyfzf8
>>34916380I was told by femanons that women only do that in porn.
>mfw a woman says they're in a "situationship"
>>34916387thats retarded, fondling breasts lit bear the sensation of being hugged i love fondling my breasts
>>34916388i only met one woman who unironically said that and i didnt get what the fuck it meant, but her sister told me it meant "the guy was out of her league and she won't move on"
>>34916388Why don't zoomers just say fwb? Is it too millennial coded?
>>34916380no.poundin' hard to get ball slaps gets me off however
>>34916391They’re different things
>>3491635520mg ir east coast college
Is it gay to chew gum as a man? Should I smoke cigarettes instead?
>>34916389Hmm, well I sometimes cup my balls when masturbating. I don't really touch them otherwise unless I'm showering.
>>34916390tbf I've never seen someone say it in real life, I'm just ragebaiting>>34916391zoomers are too antisocial
>>34916384being a man must truly be miserable, then what do you fondle?
>>34916398My mooscles. I flex them and poke them while they're hard and then relax them and jiggle them around
>>34916380All the other male replies are lying. All men like holding their testicles when they are alone. It makes us feel secure. Of course we only do it when we are for sure alone, otherwise it looks like we are jacking it.
>>34916398your titsyour neckyour assyour mindyour soulyour conceptyour entropyyour unrealityyour schrodingerz conceptual reality wherein you cannot be conceptualized as there is no one left to do so, but the energy that makes you up still exists, so if someone could do so, then it could still be youyour mom
>>34916398we fondle women in our minds
>>34916395I used to smoke cigs but it's gayer as you're sticking something long in your mouthchewing gum on the other hand tastes like mint or fruit and you can blow bubbles which is manly af
>>34916393I guess a situationship is what zoomettes call it when they want to date a guy who'd rather just continue fucking them.
sittin' on the busgirl keeps looking at medont get whyunsittin' on the busrealize i put on the pants work gave me that turned out to too smallbulge bulgingi feel violated
>>34916391Because they think there’s another category where there are bf/gf expectations but still get to fuck other people.
I love a moid :)
>>34916409why?
>>34916347That sounds incredibly hot 2bh
>>34916372Anyone
Straight but I think I'd mog women at sucking cock. Like I've always just had a habit of putting things in my mouth. And my mouth is bigger, more room. I could probably do two at once. And I'd swallow because I get the male mind. No homo, thoughgenderDo you think I could?
>>34916372no it's not gay because you're also covering your arse with the jacket so won't be getting buggered
>>34916409What do you love about said moid?
I like women but I like sleeping more
>>34916372Anything done for utility is not gay. If you do it for fashion, then yes that’s gay.
What's the best food subgroup in the world? It's soup. Chili and Taco lovers need to be put down, they're getting too uppity.
>>34916414It's gay to be attracted to men, or to engage with them sexually.
>>34916415MDefinitely. It sounds like you’re very well prepared
>>34916415MThat hella gay manWhy are you thinking about sucking cock?
>>34916415I think as men we innately understand cocks better. We've been jacking off for years, we know how they work. So we know how to make cocks cum. We could give insane top. Won't do it tho cuz I'm not gay
>>34916368>So Latinas don't often get the ick over sappy behavior?No, they love romantic gestures. Flowers, random heartfelt love notes, footrubs, and any of the things you can do to make them feel loved and appreciated. Their love language is all of them. Stoicism, the ideology, isn't really a thing for men in their interpersonal relationships like it is in say Asia or the West. Latinos are very expressive with our loved ones.>>34916370>With a splash of Polynesian thrown in.Good catch. They're like weasels. If they were the size of Polynesians, there would be no other living people because they would have killed them all. God had to nerf them with size, but they're still freakishly strong.>>34916394>20mg ir east coast collegeGood rule of thumb is about $1/mg, so a 20mg should sell for around $20/pill. If you are at a school with a strong Greek/party scene, you could even go up to about $30/pill at a house party. Selling to med students is kind of a double-edged sword because of competition, but they're pretty much the only ones who still use it to study.>>34916415Yes, you have firsthand experience of what feels good. Same as I can eat pussy better than nearly any man.>>34916420What is chili, if not soup persevering?
>>34916415Men are better than women at everything.
>>34916427Nah, women mog me at most activities.
>>34916426re >>34916394thank you i love you <3
If Foid could just be nice to Moid then Moid would feed Foid and Foid would feel better
>>34916430But hungry foids are mean foids.
>>34916430>If Foid could just be nice to MoidMake me
>>34916432Looks like someone's going hungry *Wafts smell of delicious moid cooking towards you*
>>34916430nice try
>>34916427Except at making women cum, they mog us at that.
>>34916436Not really, no.
>>34916426I love being able to do easy sappy shit for waifu and not having to put much thought into it for it to be appreciated.>Filipinos are freakishly strongYou seen the video of the 5 Filipino dudes squaring up with the 20 cholos? When a nation gets conquered five times in a century all the weak ones get removed from the gene pool.>PolynesiansLiteral human bears. When I was in Alaska I watched one pick up a native dude like a toddler and drop him on the concrete like a bag of shit.
>>34916438That's not an opinion.
Sharing is caring, so give me your pussy.
>>34916435Is it really you?
Women thoughts on him whispering in your ear in bed
>>34916375ask your bf
>>34916445might die abd melt
>thread suddenly diesDid femanons all start getting their cheeks clapped at the same time?
>>34916411heterosexuality
Are the opposite genders listening to any music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3byztlTJXg
sweaty. dont want to shower but i have to.
same values same taste in things funny kind intelligent hard working dedicated loyal
>>34916456and hot
Hey femanon *Teleports you into an ancient Archean superocean*
Accidentally clicked on an AI generated song is it over for my recommendeds bar
>>34916458>once there was a sea, deeper, and emptier than any sea...
Skillet is based and I’m tired of pretending they’re not
>>34916439>You seen the video of the 5 Filipino dudes squaring up with the 20 cholos?No, but I have seen a Filipino ride away on a bicycle with one hand because the other one was holding a fridge on his back.>Literal human bearsI knew a Tongan guy when I was in the Army, like 5'8 and was so wide he looked like Maui. His FIRST TIME benching, they just kept putting 45s on the bar after every rep. I'm pretty sure his max was either 365 or 385, and again, his FIRST TIME benching.>>34916450>Did femanons all start getting their cheeks clapped at the same time?My mom called me.>>34916453>Are the opposite genders listening to any music?https://youtu.be/osBnfGP-8aY>>34916462>Skillet is based and I’m tired of pretending they’re notEarly YouTube tried to make them cringe with all the Monster AMVs, but they could never ruin the Comatose album.
hehe :3
>>34916459You’re done. I clicked on a YouTube video of a rare bully breed doing something funny once and now half my feed is AI bullshit about champion fighting dogs. Add in my wife’s Mexican music and I swear these Indian fucks think I’m some backwoods narco from Michoacan or something
>>34916450yes by the weather
My darlin
>>34916457AND HOT!!!
>>34916463>PolynesiansThe scariest thing I’ve ever seen to this day was Mark Hunt eating Cro Cops left high kick, standing back up, and smiling. He was just built different.
There is an idea of an anon; some kind of abstraction.
What is a cocktail dress ?
>>34916477What every James Bond girl wears.
>>34916477It's somewhat fancy and you wear it to a party where you have to be dressier
Why do white women want to be black so badly? Even suburban white girls are attending rap concerts now and making tiktoks of themselves twerking.
>>34916477You put it on when you're eating cocktail weenies. You know that you've eaten too many when you can't fit in the dress anymore.
>>34916477I’ve always thought of them as one of those low-cut dresses and the skirt is above the knee.
>>34916482>Black people do bad things>Doing bad things is fun>Just act blackThat’s it. That’s the entire thought process.
>>34916482rap is fun
I do bad shit but bad white guy shit
>>34916426>they're still freakishly strong.nta?????
>>34916467Bit toasty?
>>34916463>No, but I have seen a Filipino ride away on a bicycle with one hand because the other one was holding aThats just poverty strength, I've seen crackheads do that too
>>34916463What was your MOS?
>>34916482>>34916477It's for the bbc
>>34916488>I do bad shit but bad white guy shitYou cheated on a test? :0
She likes me but she won't say it. Silly girl
>>34916497Whatever helps you jerk off at night.
>>34916496For example public intoxication and hitting on women on the subway
>>34916494Yep, there's no way internet porn addiction is only affecting young men. Young women watch this blacked shit all the time too.
>>34916491Nah spend time around them irl. I know a Filipina nurse with calves the size of watermelons and they’re always super compact built. A lot of them have super broad shoulders for their frame. Light Polynesian is the correct description for it.
>>34916501>Spend time around them irlI am one, I've done plenty of that>A lot of them have super broad shoulders for their frameThis tracks for me so maybe you're right
>>34916301>I absolutely think she is capable of murder if I ever cheated.Cute!
>>34916502Kamusta! Paano kita matutunglang bruh?
Women why do you hold pens like this
>>34916506Wrong handedness
>>34916439>>34916463Pacific islanders have scary strength but they gas out super easily. That's why you don't see many in MMA, but they are very prevalent in stuff like football or pro wrestling.
>>34916482It's just leftoid normies, who are drowning in self-hatred
>>34916507So use the right hand
>>34916301Hot i want a murder-suicide pact with my future wife if either of us cheat
>>34916510It's not though. Even upper class conservative white women listen to rap music.
>>34916513They're not conservative in any meaningful sense. Pic related.
>>34916505I was born in america and my parents didnt bother teaching me proper tagalog so I could have good english. Anytime I see it out in the wild is like a fucking flash bang.Anyways, I'm good. How are you anon. Now tell me what I should have for dinner.
>>34916442yep>>34916450LMAO how'd you guess>>34916455showers actually feel nice sometimes tho
>>34916511That is the right hand ;)
>>34916506i don't, but people who do that more than likely just got used to writing that
>>34916508You don’t see many in MMA? They’re disproportionately represented there like in all contact sports. You don’t see as many in the UFC wrecking shit because the pay sucks compared to football.>Bobby Knuckles>BJ Penn>Max Holloway>Tai Tuivasa>Mark Hunt>Travis Brown>Brendan Schaub>Brad Tavares>Kendall Grove
>>34916517Lumpia? Sinigang? Lechon Kawali? Belot? Sisig? Why not everything. Seriously though the street food there is fucking absurd.
But pol told me whites are the best
>>34916526It gives us gout but its worth it>sisigBall knower
It's long overdue and way over budget but the City Rail Link is finally here.
>>34916528and they were absolutely right
Why is asking a woman's body count on a first date bad? Why the fuck should I waste my time, money, and energy on someone who I know that I am not compatible with when we can just get the difficult questions out of the way first?
Filipino food slaps
>>34916528Okay but which whites
>>34916529Gotta admit nilaga was inedible for me. Sour stew. Hard pass.
>>34916497believe in your dreams i guess
>>34916535I don't know but I heard that world's strongest man titles are almost exclusively held by Celts/Scots/Anglos/nords
>>34916536>nilagaWatchu say?
>>34916536I don't blame you, even I don't like nilaga. It doesn't taste good enough to justify being such an ugly looking dish.
>>34916538Iceland takes it easily. Theres a genetic mutation regarding muscle growth that’s most prevalent there which combined with fuck huge frames results in Halfthor Bjornson. Eddie Hall also famously has the Viking Gene even though he’s British he is of Nordic descent.
>>34916533she will never tell you the real number anyway
>>34916499>hitting on women on the subwayYou mean sexual harassment?
>>34916534Its my firm belief that more people need to experience kare kare with bagoong. If I opened a restaurant, that's what I'd be pushing.
>>34916533just assume she's not a virgin and has fucked multiple dudes. we don't live in the past. you're going to have to accept that we have to play the cards we're dealt. we exist in 2026. don't let yourself be beta bucks, but you have to understand that you're probably looking for unicorns. the likelihood of you dating some girl with some tats, previously dyed hair, piercings, not a virgin or 1-2 previous partners is high because more of those girls exist now. that's reality.
>>34916474Samoan Roy Nelson was something else. Imagine how good he could have been if he actually had conditioning. >>34916489>?????Weasels or Filipinos?>>34916491>Thats just poverty strengthAnd a lot of the Phillipines is impoverished. I talked about it before, but I could support my wife's entire family there on my income. But the true power comes from not wearing shoes.>>34916492>What was your MOS?91B>>34916508>they gas out super easilyBecause they're fat. But seriously, their cardiovascular health is terrible, even when they're not fat.>>34916524>Bobby KnucklesKind of a reach since his mom was half-white, but he inherited that toughness enough to eat bombs from Cuban rock golem Yoel. But aside from him and Holloway, all of them have bad cardio.>>34916528>But pol told me whites are the bestHalf of /pol/ isn't even white.>>34916534>Filipino food slapsEspecially the fish tacos, nom sayin?
>>34916541What’s the name of the pili bean candies? I brought some into work one time and everyone else thought it was disgusting kek
>>34916545There is literally no such thing as sexual harassment outside of the workplace.
>>34916548>Korrasami was the motorpool lesbianEverything makes sense now. Ft Bliss?
>>34916545I'm hot enough to have gotten numbers out of it a handful of times
>>34916520Did you really abandon us, or just took a break from namefagging?
>>34916441Already shared it with a couple people today, sorry.
I want her to send me a letter that she kissed with her scarlet lipstick
>>34916490yes
>>34916548>Especially the fish tacos, nom sayin?I'm allowed to say white man things about the food because a Filipino mom told me my cooking is good + I've rolled one billion lumpias (she was probably just buttering me up so I'd roll lumpia desu)
>>34916552The law disagrees
>>34916450Yes, actually. Sorry, I'm back.
>>34916506i wrap all my fingers but my pinky around my pens. i get shit for it but i'm used to writin g that way
>>34916547there are just as many girls who don't do hook ups nor the rest of that shit you listed as the ones that do. it's genuinely not rare at all they just aren't the ones posting online a bunch
i wonder if any atoga femanon is a stacy but is autistic and perma single?
>>34916559Hi, JH.
>>34916571Best you'll find is two out of three
>>34916572Hi. Happy Saturday.
>>34916530Nice!
>>34916549If its just a caramelized nut, kinda like a brittle I guess, I only know them as pili nut. Maybe caramelized pili nut I guess.If they were shaped and had something else to it then it was probably a pastilla. >>34916548>Weasels or Filipinos?Filipinos, I've never heard them described as freakishly strong before so it was a surprised>the true power comes from not wearing shoesThats real as fuckIs your wife filipino?
>>34916568>>34916574It's caturday 'round these parts.
>>34916574What's the sleeping arrangement? Do you sleep in the same bed? Who's in the middle?
>>34916548Penns cardio wasn’t genetic it was due to not working hard during training. We’re not going to ignore him out working Diego Sanchez for five rounds. Schaub also had very good cardio for a heavyweight. Tavares I can’t remember ever gassing either. The Browne and Grove were very mid from my memory. Tuivasa was a gasser though I’ll admit. Hunt overcame his by fighting smarter. Just let them break their hands on your face, throw crisp and compact, and then used his size to get in close, wear them down, and deliver the night night nugget. Fuck I miss watching him fight. His rivalry with Le Banner and Sefo (add him to the list) was great.
>>34916453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoN8P-4zj5E>>34916455i showered but still smell like onions :/>>34916420you can make almost anything into a good sandwich>>34916415download grindr and find out>>34916312>Don't femanons prefer white monsters?i prefer blue razz bangs>>34916533gives the impression that you'll be overly judgmental and that rather than a person first approach you're going for an abstract characteristics checklist approach. You have to go to places that are more likely to have what you want and ask in less direct ways, thats just how people seem to work, or you could just be based and ask anyways.
>>34916573What?
>>34916573what does this mean?
>>34916580wtf y onions
>>34916453Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZxZiqFB1zE
>>34916420Chili is just a subgroup of soup. Also you're right for claiming soup is the best subgroup. Probably one of the first actual dishes our ancestors made.
>>34916581>>34916582Sorry. I meant that the best you'll get is an autistic stacy, a perma-single autist or a perma-single stacy
>>34916520>LMAO how'd you guessIt's Saturday. It seems like women are horniest when you're relaxed. We're horniest when stressed.
>>34916577No. It's SATurday. As in I SAT in some faces today.>>34916578Sometimes, yeh. Depends on who's in bed first, usually.
>>34916583nta but shes probably white, thats just how they smell sometimes
>>34916587where is my autistic stacy, my dream woman where are you
>>34916583my pits just smell like onions every once in a while. i guess i wont be going outside anyways so it doesnt matter
>>34916587>perma-single stacy>Not autistic Literally how does that even happen, I don't think you thought this through.
>>34916592Can confirmI'd put myself at about two out of five onions rn
>>34916589>As in I SAT in some faces today.>Sat in facesHaha! JH made a grammatical error!
>>34916581>>34916582Trying to figure out if I'm smart or if anons are stupid. I thought they were pretty clear.
>>34916312>Don't femanons prefer white monsters?To date not to drink
>>34916566>The law disagreesNo it doesn’t. Sexual harassment only exists legally within the workplace.
>>34916592i dont know what i smel llike desu>>34916594oh.
>>34916595Some other kind of mental illness or disability. I did actually think this through.
>>34916597Fuck. This is a PSA: Don't drink and type. You'll end up crashing your sentences.
>>34916595NTA. Giga stacies can be huge misandrists
The strongest sweat odor I've ever smelled on a woman belonged to an Albanian but 2bh I kinda liked it
>>34916594I’m totally nose deaf from the gas chamber
>>34916598I'm gonna go with anons are either stupid or ESL because that was just plain old regular colloquial English
>>34916601Not where I'm from.
>>34916596>>34916594unironically i'm pretty sure this gets fixed if you eat less onions.Consider adopting the Buddhist diet. They completely opt out of onions and garlic because they are spiritually evil and make you horny. I can understand if you don't want to make that sacrifice though.
>>34916598I understood so I'm going with stupid
>>34916609>ESLOh right, I always forget thats an option
>>34916610Are you telling me that catcalling is a crime where you live?
The black sludge thing from Little Nemo used to give me nightmares.
>>34916611lol, this is the first I'm hearing of this.Which piece of writing tells them to cut out two of my favorite vegetables?
Is it bad to call a fuckbuddy/fwb baby?
>>34916598he should've said "2 out of THE 3" 2 out of 3 make no sense
>>34916621This is exactly why I could never have a friend with benefits lol
>>34916621I've never had a fwb but isn't the general idea to minimize language and actions that will give the impression of a relationship? It doesnt sound like a great idea, but you know your person better than any of us do.
>>34916621Sometimes I'll refer to her as babe during sex, but not in other contexts
>>34916606there is nothing more arousing than the sweat of a hot girl you're attracted to
>>34916617They call it street harassment, but yes.
>>34916625That sucks lmao
>>34916623Seems dumbCan't comprehend being too busy to date but can still fuck
>>34916571The only one I can offer is autistic, also I'm taken.
>>34916533Because of the risk of being misinterpreted or just outright scaring her, since there are genuine lunatics and/or schizos out there. Your ability to handle ambiguity and just engage with her on a basic human level at first is part of how you demonstrate that you're not insane. For every sperg who is just honest and direct, there is a nutcase who will get obsessive or angry at her on the first date. Many women just won't bother taking the risk, and they won't give you a second date *even if they agree with you*. If it's one of the first things you talk about, it gives the impression that it's an outsize focus of yours, doubly so when many people are already hostile to the idea of not sleeping around (since a hostile audience will never give you the benefit of the doubt, and will always assume the worst).>>34916547Defeatist nonsense.
>>34916626Yeah I could not resist banging, her not a fuckign chance
>>34916619It’s in the Surangama Sutra but I’m too lazy to find the actual excerpt. There’s 5 veg they tell you to avoid but it’s basically garlic and the onion family (leeks and shallots and asofedita) they’re known as the five pungent rootsTemple food is pretty cool because of that restriction.
>>34916630Commitment is scary (if you're a total pussy)
>>34916628Why?
>>34916621It's bad to be a (man)whore and have an fwb
>>34916630It *usually* seems to take the form of a guy that just wants sex leading on a girl who is clearly into him and holding onto hope. Not always but it's usually uncomfortable stasis.
>>34916621No it’s not.
>>34916634>Temple food is pretty cool because of that restriction.That is pretty neat.I guess Buddhism really just isn't for me... I love pungency. I did already pick another religion, at least, so I can't say I have any fomo.
>>34916547you guys always forget that when women were virgins men were too. are you willing to stay celibate till 30s, get a high paying job, get a house, a car and then marry a mid, virgin woman like men in the past did?
>>34916636You're both missing out on a lot in my eyes, and the emotional compartmentalization necessary to have that sort of relationship just kinda wigs me out
>>34916630It only takes like an hour to fuckAnd I don't have to pay for anything
>>34916630>Can't comprehend being too busy to date but can still fuckThe amount of bullshit neediness that chicks have when dating would change your mind.
>>34916640Yeah Buddhism is like that. Cool at a glance but once you look a little deeper it’s kinda psycho. To be fair though that’s something only some branches do and only the really devout ones.
>>34916648>To be fair though that’s something only some branches do and only the really devout ones.Right, I figured as much. I don't know much about Buddhism, just enough to namedrop Pure Land and Zen Buddhism.>Cool at a glance but once you look a little deeper it’s kinda psycho.I've honestly always thought the root premise of the religion was a bit laughable (rich kid discovers suffering)
>>34916553No, my dad was stationed at Bliss for most of my childhood, tho. My uncle worked in the motor pools there and he said it was more depressing than when he was in prison. I was at Hood. Worked like a dog, which is what made it funnier when I got deployed and my workload decreased. Great for promotion, tho.>>34916565I was just making a joke about eating pussy. >>34916576>Filipinos, I've never heard them described as freakishly strong beforeYeah, it's all tendon strength. A lot of them do a lot of manual labor with little machinery and it makes them incredibly strong despite being small. Like taking an African salt miner and compacting him into a 5'2 120 lb man.>Is your wife filipino?Half. Her dad is white.>>34916579>Schaub also had very good cardio for a heavyweight.Schaub isn't Pacific Islander.But all of these guys, beside BJ, were also really low volume.Tavares is funny though because the only time he ever fought five rounds was against Izzy and he looked less tired than he has in a lot of his three round fights.
>>34916631cup size?
>>34916653>I was just making a joke about eating pussy.o
>>34916630>>34916635>>34916638>>34916547Cuckolding is the superior relationship model because it's the only one that acknowledges "Alpha fucks, Beta bucks" instead of trying to lie about or thwart human nature
>>34916653>HoodMy best friend ended up in cav. Spent years giving me shit for going POG. He never deployed. I got attached to 75th kek.>Schaub isn’t PIHe’s mixed. Big Brown.
>>34916655I genuinely dont know I've only worn sports bras for years and years :/
Women, why would you only wear sports bras for years and years?
>>34916641i'm well aware. i wasn't addressing myself, but other anons. with guys losing their virginities later, it's not something they can hold out for. i also think guys should consider that divorce isn't a bad thing and they don't need to be married to have children. might just have to deal with it given the era we live in. things change, then they change again. i've already reoriented how i view relationships.
>>34916653>wife is FilipinaHow many packets of Milo are in your house right now?
>>34916453https://youtu.be/8O7VTw1E3b4
>>34916653>deployedI am now attracted to you
There is nothing more blackpilling than opening a YouTube video in incognito and seeing the mountain of complete slop on the sidebar that's supposedly fed to normies.
>>34916571female strangers compliment my looks and i get approached by men at least several times a year but im probably a htb at most especially cause im not white. autistic, kinda, and permasingle 100%
ARE YOU MAD AT ME??
>>34916672So what? Life is shit then you die.
>>34916675YES
>>34916261Yeah no shit moron. You think the women making videos about men's issues actually give a shit?
>>34916674>cause im not whiteand why would that lower your rating?
>>34916679Personally, as a white man, that's a disqualifier for me
>>34916624i mean... you could do that but its more to dabble into relationship dynamics because it makes the sex more fun
>>34916674what race/ethnicity?
>>34916678Hey the Mexican lady with huge tits in a sun dress playing Michael Jackson and cooking looks like she’s having a great time
>>34916293Why do you think South America is still a shithole? Their men were raised by these """passionate""" women.
>>34916662>I got attached to 75th kek.What was your MOS?>He’s mixed. Big Brown.I know Brown is mixed, but I've never heard Schaub say anything darker than Italian.>>34916664>Women, why would you only wear sports bras for years and years?Because my tits aren't big enough to need constant support, but not small enough to not hurt when I run.>>34916666>How many packets of Milo are in your house right now?None, because this is an Abuelita household! We do have a lot of Filipino snacks from the Asian mart in our pantry. They're huge nut eaters, and that's not a euphemism.>>34916669>I am now attracted to youI got deployed twice, actually. Once to Kuwait and once to Afghanistan.
>>34916677WHY
I never lied to myself, tonight
i am eating a bag of nuts right now
>>34916679actually thats a fair point i was thinking more about how the communities who use the becky/stacy spectrum generally prefer whiteness and are racist.>>34916682im japanese but everyone, including other asians says i look korean and honestly i agree
>>34916685>I got deployed twice, actually. Once to Kuwait and once to Afghanistan.ENTJ, is that you again?
>>34916690>im japaneseWell now you're gonna be glazed good job
>>34916686BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUNT
>>34916685Kinda sketchy to say because it’s so small if I do a quick google search of anything put out about deployments during the back half of Afghanistan drops the list of possibilities down to like ten people. It was a very cool job and I was very lucky to do what I did in hindsight with both on and off target mission impact.
turns out women cure depression
O_Oglowies in the chat...
>>34916685What FOB? I had Bagram, KAF, Jbad, Bastion, Salerno, and Shank in two rotations.
>>34916696larping faggot
>>34916690so many dudes are obsessed with asians, especially japanese. i'm not though.
>>34916698Wait until you find out I’m a cop. I’m onto you…Michael.
>>34916698Blood's on their hands. They should have just gotten real jobs instead of carrying water.
>>34916227Wew, lots of faggots ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eQUtOQXYgQnew personality just dropped, terran master race bros
>>34916239Qt at work I don't interact with very often said I was a "pretty cool dude". This was sarcasm, right?
>>34916704>>34916705scary glowies. go away. i have no oil or wmds or children
so i need to earn lots of money, gain muscle (i am skinny), learn social skills THEN i can fucking date? bro i'm so fucked
>>34916708dominion sucks. ued is cooler.
>>34916711The dogs tho
>>34916713no, you just need to be likeable
>>34916709She wants you. Next time she passes by, slap her on the ass and say "hey, sweet cheeks"
>>34916716>>34916713sorry zoomer u must looksmax and moneymax and personalitymax and sexmax and and and and and and and and and
>>34916702Fine fuck it nobody cares and it’s not like I do anything controversial on here anyway. I was a cameraman. They’d have me document training and evidence for Intel reports back at the fob and then on target I’d establish proof we weren’t beating the women, signing the compound over to the oldest non-military aged male we didn’t arrest, and proving we didn’t burn the Quran. After that it was all guns, drugs, money, and bodies just to be doing something. Took a lot of cool low light stuff, NV, long exposures, etc. the black and green shit you see online of operators in the dark holding guns with glowing eyes? I did that.
>>34916719ok whatever you say, I have a gf and you dont >:3
>>34916714Dominion died with Mengsk and peaked here, but I thought the new cinematic was sick. The UED is just there to get paid for work they didn't do though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6bVj-nTkiU
They call me sexmax
>>34916722i liked the new cinematic too. i still wish that the old starcraft 1 artstyle would return but that timeline split off a long time ago.
>>34916719i am not a zoomer man>>34916716maybe but women my age (mid 20s) are usually looking for something serious with a financially stable man. and i'm insecure about my body so i need to gain muscle to feel comfortable in my own skin
>>34916720I set something like that as my PFP on steam years ago. The guy was playing with glowsticks
>>34916720How realistic is Full Metal Jacket?
>>34916725>not a zoomer>mid 20sthe oldest zoomers are in their late 20s
>>34916725>Not a zoomer>Mid 20s
>>34916725well if it makes you feel more confident then yes you should gain muscle but don't do it for them, do it for yourself>mid 20syou are a zoomer btw
>>34916729>>34916730??? isn't zoomer like anyone who is a teen and early 20s rn? my teenage zoomer cousins call me unc so i thought i was a millennial
>>34916729>>34916730>>34916731Obviously anon is like 30+ and when he means “women his age (mid 20s)” he just means he doesn’t want a hag
>>34916726Kek. Yeah that’s by design. The IR glow sticks are invisible to the naked eye but in night vision you can hold them up and get a better photo.
>>34916733omg anon. you're joking right lol >mid 20sYOURE NOT A MILLENNIAL OMFG
>>34916733Are you ESL/3rd world
>>34916733You’re so fucking stupid
>>34916720What are your thoughts on our nation that you've helped militarize and propagandize for, anon?
>>34916717Lmao doubt it, I'm in my 30s and she's probably early 20s.
>>34916734i am not dude, i am 25. if i am 35 and like this i will probably end it
>>34916734what? but hags are cute and hot
>>34916743t-thanks
>>34916725>maybe but women my age (mid 20s) are usually looking for something serious with a financially stable man.Any woman worth your time is going to respect what you can bring to the table.Just be real with yourself about what you can bring to the table. Women work now, too, so I don't see why we shouldn't think of broke women who want a meal ticket as anything more than bums.
>>34916743I agree but OP, I posted in the other thread that my hag coworker grabbed my thigh and I had to fight popping a boner.Clearly thinks differently
>>34916746fml I didn’t proofread my post so now it’s a mess
>>34916728Realistic in that everywhere you show up they automatically hate you because they assume you’re a reporter and if their CO looks at the photos and they’re doing something wrong like not wearing eye protection they hear about it later. Theres also a long history due to Vulture Team that hurts our reputation but that’s mostly a Navy thing.>>34916740Based. 100/10. Mogs all nations and will continue to do so. A new age of imperial expansion is long over due. It was only demoralized in the wake of WWII and the natural order is coming back hard.
>>34916748it be do like that many of the times.
Sneaking up behind 30+ femanon and spooking her so that she yelps like a girl
>>34916744oh my god hag (not derogatory) hi how are you doing?
>>34916695IM NOT
>>34916745This makes sense on its face but the economic modeling doesn’t back it up. Divorce rates went down after the Hreat Recession. Families stick together in hard times. It’s an ugly truth but it’s the truth. Most long term relationships hit rocky periods and when people feel like they have options they take them.
Calling 30+ femanon on the phone and chatting about our lives this past week as we watch a spooky movie for spooky season.
>>34916752i'm eating food way too late so now i have to stay up. horrible.
>>34916749>Mogs all nations and will continue to do so. A new age of imperial expansion is long over due. It was only demoralized in the wake of WWII and the natural order is coming back hard.Aw jeez, anon. You don't even know what based means. That's fake based.I think we could mog all nations if our nation's government actually acted in the interests of its own citizens, and I think that if the political system in this country doesn't get its act together that sometime before 2050, we're headed for the same fate that befell the USSR.Makes me real sad to have such little faith in my nation. The things our military has done for my entire life (a little over thirty years) have made me feel great shame.I can at least appreciate your candidly demonic reply.
Plap
>>34916739>>34916738>>34916737ok ok i am a zoomer. why are you guys freaking out and calling me stupid? all i wanted was some advice on my miserable circumstances
Walking behind 30+ femanon and staring at her loose wrinkly elbows that she can't see
>>34916757Yeah the “we aren’t the good guys” narrative falls apart pretty hard when you see a 10 year old kid with severe autism chained to a wall because they don’t want him to wander around and fall in a well. A fucked up reality of the war is realizing that a lot of the shit our ancestors did and that modern society demonizes was actually the correct thing albeit often spawning some tragic results.
>>34916762Yeah, make all the excuses you want buddy. That's a cheap appeal to emotion that presumes I haven't given any of the shit I say any thought whatsoever.You are a disgrace to this nation. Know that I'm far from alone in this sentiment.
>>34916760Good details begets good advice. If you’re using words wrong it pollutes your prompt and warrants less useful advice.
>>34916756oh sorry to hear that, did you at least have a good day?
>>34916557left for a bit, but i was actually here a few times without the namefagging>>34916675i'm mad at you too >>34916761good to know i guess
>>34916763nta but you're an idiot. starting it with fake toughguy "buddy" and ending it off with an appeal by majority just seals it.
If pheromones aren’t real then why do I get hard when I smell a woman’s armpit or neck?
>>34916768Cry some more about it, faggot.
>>34916766yes. it was fine.
>>34916763Weird larp. Is the underlying motive that you think we fought for the wrong team in WW2?
Is there any way to wear cologne without smelling like an Arab?
>>34916745women have abolished gender roles only for themselves. most feminist and far left women i've seen still want a masculine, provider type man>>34916754true
>>34916774Habibi, the oud is beckoning.
>>34916773No, my underlying motive is that the nation's executive branch has been slowly taken under control by the State of Israel ever since we decided to make the American Zionist Council exempt from FARA. I think we fought honestly in WWII.
>>34916774Yes. The best bet for (You) is going to be YSL or Louis Vitton Imagination.>>34916778kek Good one anon
>>34916763>Cheap appeal to emotionIt’s not. We do not do that to our kids. We have that luxury because we have a modern functioning government while they and many nations around the world cling to ancient backwards traditions and beliefs. That is a fact.>I haven’t given this any thought whatsoeverHere’s a thought. Kill the men creating the problem. Marry off their women to collaborators. Send their kids to a boarding school to be educated so they can read and work in an Amazon warehouse or flip burgers. You fix the problem.>You are a disgraceI don’t care about your pampered world view and wrong opinions. Large chunks of the world are stick in the Middle Ages with AKs and mopeds. That is bad.>Im far from aloneYeah I know there’s a lot of retards out there
>>34916769genuinely who said pheromones aren't real what
>>34916782We get a couple anons that like to say that. I just felt like stirring the pot.
>>34916759i wonder how many messages in the entire history of atoga were just the word "plap"plap.
>>34916779I really don't see how Israel is the tail that wags the dog. They need us more than we need them and they know it
>>34916780>The best bet for (You) is going to be YSL or Louis Vitton ImaginationIdk what this is supposed to mean
Fucking Bros! They are saying stay the hell away from Scorpios! Damn.
Why does he type like that, is he Indian
>>34916781>I don’t care about your pampered world view and wrong opinions.Far from pampered, just aware. It's not like I'll ever take this outside of the screen, either.I just don't have any respect for people like you or do business with you if I can help it.>Yeah I know there’s a lot of retards out thereYeah, they thump their chests online about American exceptionalism while helping to cause America's downfall.>Large chunks of the world are stick in the Middle Ages with AKs and mopeds. That is bad.Did you fix it by playing soldier in the sandbox with your friends?You didn't. It was a job that you took for the money. As you said yourself, you were often just a body paid to stand around. Fuck you.
>>34916786I have decided I won't be mean this time, but no promises for the future.
Is BV out getting fucked tonight?
>>34916783>I just felt like stirring the pot.you're so real for that
ladies, are big, slender, skinny hands attractive?
>>34916788If you're gonna post AI slop could you at least make it horny bait
>>34916793So is this the white man fragrance or
>>34916785Their role is overstated by poltards but it is a very serious issue we need to deal with. American Jews that are loyal to Israel donate a shit ton of money to AIPAC. Israel funnels money to them that they turn around and launder into political donations. Nuke Israel tomorrow though and the Middle East is still a very unstable place. Their rivalries are centuries old and without Israel and Iran you would absolutely still see the Emiratis and Saudis going after Yemen, Qatar, or Oman.
it's weekend. wonder where my crush is right now. what do you think guys?
>>34916797mmmmaybe>>34916794also maybe (not)
>>34916798This is a real fucking guy. Post it in ANY AI detector. They won't fucking find Mr. Shit!
>>34916802not thinking about you, that's for sure
>>34916795Thanks>>34916799These are *the* quintessential white boy fragrances.
>>34916691>ENTJ, is that you again?Eww, call me any kind of tranny, dyke, beaner, or whatever slur you want, but don't call me Indian.>>34916696I feel that. Must have been cool, though. I got to meet a few Delta Operators when I was on a TDY at Bragg. >>34916701>What FOB?Fenty/Jbad, but I also has to stay a couple weeks at an Afghan Army base. That was particularly unpleasant.>>34916723>They call me sexmaxOh shit, it's Sexmax!>>34916774>Is there any way to wear cologne without smelling like an Arab?Don't bathe in it?>>34916794>Is BV out getting fucked tonight?Moistcritikal walks into their bedroom one night with a sheep under his arm. He looks at BlueValkyrie and says, "This is the pig that I've been fucking." She looks at the sheep and says, "Charlie, that's not a pig." He responds, "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WAS TALKING TO THE SHEEP!"
>>34916806Its too obvious
>>34916802Your crush right now is getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s). Her asshole and snizz is red and angry and sore. Her lips is all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than she was comfortable with. Her guts got rearranged, her pussy is busted and her asshole is opened up Sounds pretty sad desu senpai.
>>34916785Yes, but the Israel lobby is lucrative and influential in this country.>>34916800I realize I may come across as just some poltard, but I do think that the State of Israel's blatantly disproportionate influence on the executive branch poses a legitimately existential threat to the United States in the long term.
Seriously though, how much is this 20-something lady dunking on my 30yo unc self by calling me a "pretty cool guy"
>>34916794She got banned for Lindsay Clancy shitposting.>>34914491
>>34916816You're so fucking insecure, get a grip
>>34916816It depends on whether or not you kill aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
>>34916815I hope you at least get paid by Al Jazeera, it would be a shame if you do all this for free
>>34916807>>34916814why are you guys so mean to me?
>>34916821I do it for free. I love the United States and hate to see what people like you have done to it.
>>34916817Fucking based Janny.
>>34916825I like to think our Janny can be pretty cool sometimes
>>34916792>Far from pamperedYou don’t know how good you have it. You haven’t seen it to make an accurate comparison. Our poorest high school drop out laborers live better than heads of villages.>I don’t have any respect for youNever asked for it. Don’t care for it. Just telling you the truth. There are millions upon millions of people on the other side of the world living like barbarians.>Chest thumpingAmerica has the best economy and best military in the world. That’s not chest thumping. That is a well known demonstrable fact.>American exceptionalismSee above. Your pampered ass hates it but you can’t point to anywhere better.>Americas downfallOur economy still lapped China and Russias btw>Did you fix it?People like you wouldn’t let us. The solution to barbarism is colonialism. Thats the harsh truth you can’t reconcile. If it were up to me they’d have been held as a protectorate like the Oceania states with a firm guiding hand. Big screen tvs, fair elections, foreign investment, western education. Kids having access to tablets is what will change the culture faster than anything. That doesn’t happen in a country that doesn’t even have stable electricity.>It was a job you took for moneyEh. The pay kinda sucks. I did it for the adventure tbqh>Fuck youYou’re crying because math, history, and real world experience are on my side so sincerely fuck you. It is good to be American. We have a fantastic quality of life. Our culture is much better than others. Maybe not perfect but the alternatives are inferior, mid, and horrendous. Fucking ingrate.
>>34916829>Fucking ingrate.Doesn't mean much coming from a loser with a savior complex. Fake patriot.
serious question: i've noticed from the past 5,6 months my libido has gone way down, random erections and my morning wood are gone. i'm starting to get scared
>>34916835Have you been on no fap?
>>34916834>Savior complexHardly. Reread everything I wrote and ask yourself if it sounds like anything I wrote shows I particularly liked these people. I wanted to go see and do cool shit. My personal mission was accomplished.>Fake patriotPoltard anonyou aren’t arguing with a boomer on Facebook or pol. Your rehearsed bullshit isn’t applicable in this conversation. I look at the war and Americas place in the global order from a clinical view. You look at it from…well being an unoriginal faggot.
>>34916837nope. i've decided to go on a 1-2 week nofap streak now. I hope i didnt fuck up my dick from jerking off too much
>>34916839Not rehearsed, and I see you aren't refuting it. I will reiterate that people like you are a national disgrace.
>>34916841Unfortunately the penis is a delicate organ. You only get so many boners in your lifetime but at the same time if you try to save those boners the body also has a “use it or lose it” clause. I recommend ashwaganda and vitamin d3+k2 supplements.
>>34916755Real?
>>34916843It absolutely is rehearsed. You’re not arguing with a pol chud or a boomer on Facebook. You aren’t making any points other than that you have a negative emotional reaction to veterans and think the country is circling the drain despite all hard evidence to the contrary. You’re kinda just being a whiny bitch anon.
>>34916848I wish. I miss her...
Why don’t you just ? Say what is on your mind? Even now you can’t help but filter yourself
>>34916851I tend to hurt the feelings of other people when I speak my mind.
GenderHave you ever dated a rich person? How was it?
>>34916819>>34916820Man, I just want to know if this zoomer is clowning on me at my job.
>>34916854I masturbate twice a day and earn six figures does that count.
>>34916854>GenderMale>Have you ever datedNo
>>34916621It's fun since it makes it more personal.
>>34916802>>34916807She's thinking about bbc
>>34916630I can't separate emotional attachment from sex, so fwb isn't for me
>>34916858Do you ever catch feelings?
Damn...
>>34916854No but my sil dated an old money billionaire and broke it off because he wanted 12 children
>>34916862I don't think you can have good sex and not have feelings.Passion makes sex better and passion requires feelings.Looking into her eyes and wanting to ravish her feels great, even if after we go our separate ways.
anon why don't you just get a gf? it's easy
>>34916854MSemi-rich korean girl. Or at least a very spoiled one. She was extremely materialistic (maybe that's most koreans though) and maybe a bpdemon or just object impermanence? You're the most important thing in the world in her presence but as soon as you disappear it's like you don't exist. But one of our mutual friends told me "we're all just parts of her collection, she thinks the world exists for her amusement" I never got to the bottom of it due to the language barrier, but I wish I coulda psychoanalyzed her.
>>34916867how much free shit did you get from her?
It has recently come to my attention that most of the music I like is basically the soundtracks of the Devil May Cry games. Whether it's power metal, sweeping orchestral scores, grinding industrial stuff, it's all represented in DMC.Is this weird?
Why are Christian church girls the only girls who don't have tattoos these days? And even some of them have tattoos. I find tattoos so ugly, and they're on you forever. It's basically a dealbreaker for me, so I the only girls I could possibly date are from church.
>>34916873I like nelo angelo's theme in dmc1
>>34916874Most single girls that go to church are 30+ "born again" girls who want to find a bitch husband.
>>34916875Yeah, that's a real good one. 1, 3, 4, and 5 have some top tier shit that's actually still in my playlists today. We don't talk about 2 or Donte
>>34916878As long as they don't have tattoos that's a start
>>34916256What should I know as a Sagittarius?
>>34916878This, rather than accept their leftover status they try to scam gullible moids and make a further mockery out of the clown denominations like protestantism and catholicism.
How do you know if it’s true love?
>>34916879ERM sorry the donte game had good music also dmc devilmay cry was good, there I said it.
>>34916867she might have had adhd because that out of sight out of mind mode of operation is largely how i am, even with those i love and deeply care about
>>34916854M.Billionaire's daughter. She broke off to pursue her incongruent princess dreams.
>>34916887>How do you know if it’s true love?If you're both the same sex.
As a filthy apathetic agnostic who never really cared about the god question, should I try going to church to maybe meet women and find a community?
Women, do (You) ever keep trophies of your conquests? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1789204838648178.webm
I (Male) Went out barcrawling (I think is the term?) last night with a friend, his girlfriend, and a friend of said friend.It was alright? Music was super loud, dance floor was packed to the point people could hardly move, and I don't really see the point of any of it except to find people to take home for the night.I didn't really talk to anyone new or pull of course, but progress I guess.
>>34916888desu I avoided that reboot game, so I wouldn't know. The only thing I remember when thinking of 2's soundtrack is the warning sirens that are seared into my memory.
>>34916893If you want leftovers that believe Jesus gives them value.If you want to spend your weekends sitting in church hearing about another man, then wasting the second half volunteering.
>>34916884
>>34916896Proud of you, anon.
one good question in the last hour and i cant answer it. screw you guys
>>34916899I mean I do have a few friends, but the rest is actually accurate.
>>34916898desu churches are actually kind of cool imo, at least from a stylistic and architectural perspective. Volunteering isn't too bad either, did plenty of that growing up while in the boy scouts.
>>34916869Not a lot. She bought me dinner a few times early on. Either she sandbagged about how wealthy her family was or her parents put her on a tight spending leash while in America. You have to be pretty loaded to own a house in Seoul though.>>34916890Maybe that's it. She was like a cat just coming and going as she pleased. Sometimes I felt like I was at her beck and call and not really a boyfriend or if I was even a person to her. Then I started questioning if pretty rich women even experience the world in the same lens that everyone else does. How do you feel about this kinda stuff, >>34916891 ?
>>34916893I did!something similar a few years back, and I found keeping up the LARP to be tiresome. Plus people started seeing through it after a while.
>>34916902You can ask questions too! Be the change you want to see in the thread!
>>34916897Its good, i mean the gameplay and the music, story not so much. I liked it more than 4 personallyI was gonna defend 2's music but then I remembered it only had one ok song in one of the cutscenes the rest of the music is just a bunch of noise
>>34916901Thank you anon, I'm open to doing it again and maybe I will try to actually talk to others next time and who knows maybe I'll find some qt to come back to my apartment. The pregame started to wear down by the time I got there so I was probably not tipsy enough for the intended experience.
>>34916905You do you, then. I personally wouldn't do anything for no gain of my own, much less on a weekend.
>>34916893Church is for Christians. It's not a country club. You are welcome to visit but you have to understand that it's not for you.
>>34916874Because the actual pious Christians know the church's position on tattooing.>>34916878Most of the male and female converts at my church have tattoos. It's the cradles who don't.
>>34916256>>34916899Why the fuck do the Male Astrologers look like bouncers? Their arms are fucking massive!
>>34916899Do gemini next
>>34916902Femanons are busy desu senpaiAtoga starts repopulating Sunday night
>>34916899Alright give me the cancer edition
>>34916914Because they're generated by LLMs
>>34916916femanons are getting fucked rn by their bfsmaleanons are lonely
>>34916913Holy shit that is genuinely depressing to me. We are so fucked.
>>34916893Come as you are, maybe you will start to see something within you from listening to the preaching or reading the Bible.It isn't wrong to want a wife to have children with, but consider that finding someone who similar values to build a life with is a different motivation than just trying to take some girls innocence by taking advantage of her.
>>34916893nope. in 2026 there are only 2 serious religions left: islam and judaism. Christianity is over. You want a religious woman? convert to either of those religions
>>34916894The way she casually scratches her vag at 1:04
>>34916915
>>34916916IM THE FEMANONSall my questions are dumb though and the only one you asked is about dating rich people
>>34916925I live in a jewish area and jewish women cheat all of the time.
>>34916920>femanons are getting fucked rn by their Chad(s)ftfy
>>34916928Why are you posting why having sex? I know women are supposed to be better at multitasking, but still...
>>34916930not true. most women including stacies have mid ass normal looking bfs. and chads are not fucking all the women that is not true. most of them are in serious LTR's
>>34916927Refuses to be controlled? This guy doesn't know me at all!
>>34916932>whyWhile*
>>34916932Dick is mid
>>34916936Why is your dick mid?
>>34916918
>>34916912Stop trying to recruit everyone on the street >>34916922>trying to take some girls innocenceOlder women will pimp the younger ones to attract more followers.
>>34916894 is she for real? there is no way man
>GenderWhat's something random and inconsequential from 10+ years ago that you catch yourself thinking about?
>>34916938Thanks anon
>>34916938Why the hell did Cancer get a fucking sigma edit while the others got a podcast
>>34916941Malehow i accidently (it was an accident i swear, i was 14 at that time) touched my ultra hot biology teacher's ass. i apologized and she acted like nothing happened
>>34916926Vulva*
>>34916932im playing a videogame where ur bugs playing soccer
>>34916941MThe amount of girls into me that I was oblivious to until they all told me years laterHow different my life would be if I made different choices at key decision moments
>>34916941FHighschool was such a waste of time. I should have done the online version
>>34916894I kept a scarf for two years, the smell was so good.
>>34916944Cancer...Cancer.....Cancer...
Everyone in my city is vibing thanks to the rail upgrade. It took 16 years and $3.2B USD, but we finally made it.
>>34916941>MThat time my older sister's friend put her fat tits in my face to distract me, then they both mocked and shamed me for being distracted by them. That time my "friend" stole one of my vidya games from me on my birthday right before he moved states.I suppose neither is inconsequential, since the first fucked my ability to express attraction to women and the second gave me trust issues.
>>34916955>i suppose neither are inconsequentialThey are inconsequential, you’re just being a faggot
>>34916944
>>34916948>The amount of girls into me that I was oblivious to until they all told me years later>How different my life would be if I made different choices at key decision momentsAnon, that sounds highly consequential
>>34916957That feels better, subtitles are a little funky but I can read between the lines. Thanks anon
Bros, who fucking told you that Libras are empaths?
>>34916959That's fairI don't really think of old things of no consequence then
>>34916941MThat time when I was like 6 and decided to step on a rusty ball just to see what would happen. Nail went into my foot, big surprise.Luckily I didn’t get tetanus or anything, just a very vivid memory.
>>34916965Rusty nail*
I ship zodiac spammer with femcel spammer
I ship myself with the prettiest femanon in this thread
>>34916970Toxic yaoi
>>34916972Doesn't London have a bf?
>>34916973Also known as an unclean anus.
>>34916239A few questions for females . . . 1. Have you ever had sex with circumcised and uncircumcised male? (not thinking about threesome but in a separate romantic occasions)2. What type between those to types of penis you prefer and why?3. What are pros and cons between circumcised and uncircumcised male and his love tool for penetration?
>>34916974Boyfriends are temporaryHusbands are for life
>>34916941f, i cant remember almost anything from ten years ago. maybe the fact that i used to eat peanuts and raisins instead of making pbnj.
>>34916976havent.
>>34916980That's an advanced tactic right there. "Make it yourself, stomach."
>>34916980Nta but this is pretty much the only reply that has actually answers the question in the intended way
>>34916980>f, i cant remember almost anything from ten years agoDid you hit your head?
>>34916982id make it in my mouth. but its also important to note it was all i would eat all day. like four handfuls of peanuts and four handfuls of raisins. and coffee and a 3 musketeers bar.
>>34916985... Are you a squirrel?
>>34916983thanks i try>>34916984when i was a baby i got dropped on my head really hard but thats unrelated
>>34916874You know, it's funny. I'm constantly surprised by how many dudes I see around with tattoos these days too.I once dated a guy with Huginn and Muninn on his shoulders and I thought that was honestly super cool. Most tattoos are lame, but that's stuck with me as a pair that were genuinely well done. >>34916894There is something deeply wrong with that girl, wow. Like impressively so.
>>34916986what, like some kind of Squirrel Girl? dont be silly
>>34916989I've got my eye on you.
>>34916941MMissed homework
>>34916976No, just one uncircumcised guy.I do prefer the look of an uncircumcised one. It just looks, well, more interesting? The foreskin pulling back is like a neat little reveal.I think you can do more with an uncircumcised guy, if he's comfortable letting you play with his foreskin. I only have a sample size of N = 1 to work with, though.From what I can tell by pictures, when they're side by side and already hard, you can't really tell the difference.
>>34916961I don't know, bro, but this clip certainly explains why zodiac signs are so compelling, because anyone can listen to that and go "oh wow, I was born in September, that is SOoOoOOOoo me!"Do that for the other eleven signs and you'll start going, "Wait a minute..."
>>34916802She's probably doing chores. Work all week, come home, then have to spend the weekend putting the house in order just to do it all over again...Like me. Except my vacuum cleaner is at the Mila doctor this weekend because I was maybe a little too rough on it.
i wonder if anybodys ever crushed on me
Maybe I should buy an apartment, there's ones going for only $116K USD.
>>34916998Apparently a cousin of mine had a crush on me before she realized I was her cousin
>>34916976yes, although circumcision is rare here. i prefer uncut because I think genital mutilation is disgusting. the guy who was circumcised had issues cumming and it doesn't feel as nice. i guess foreskin helps the penis glide or something?
are weddings worth it? if money were no opject I would have the village wedding
What are some romantic stories you think would be fun to watch with a partner?
>>34917003f, for me I really don't want a large wedding, just my close friends and family in town hall. i already have a dress I'm going to wear and I'm excited to get married
>>34916854M yes my first gf was. We were just 18. We met in a roundabout way, because we would have normally never crossed paths. I was in the "your own parents rob you if you have anything" sort of broke where that childhood anxiety of having food, clothes, and shoes never leaves you, and she was in the "I might not pick a career" level of family wealth where she was picking what countries to visit or what rich person schools sounded the most fun. She was short, with a big nose, silky blonde fine straight hair that fell like water, and so pale skinned soft just a slightly aggressive squeeze would bruise her, and she had a dumptruck booty so perfect I *still* think about it.Anyway it was mostly me just drunk on pleasure being in her presence and her being a foolish rich girl playing around with her tall good looking poverty bf (like it was a fashion). It was obviously never going to work out and it didn't.
>>34917004Gladiator
>>34917005>f, for me I really don't want a large wedding, just my close friends and family in town hall. i already have a dress I'm going to wear and I'm excited to get marriedDo you have the woman to get married to?
>>349169761. Yes2. The guy attached to it 3. Circumcision can make men selfish and self-absorbed. The most disgusting aspect is how much importance the guy himself places on that part of his body. Either way, uncircumcised feels slightly better.
>>34916941Every now and then I think about how back in high school I had at least three female friends who were more than likely into me, yet I did nothing about it and even went to prom single with the bros despite having one female acquaintance basically throwing herself at me.
>>34916941MI think a lot about when I was 18 and nearly drownedGod what a mistake trying to save myself wasI wish i could go back and just drown and avoid this shitty life
>>34916941I did everything perfect leading the 1 hour briefing and then handled the situation perfectly and then while delivering the after report on the situation I verbally misspoke for absolutely no reason and said something was *not* indicated when it was indicated as per my written report and when questioned on the incongruency I repeated that it was *not* indicated and it took a second asking of the mismatch for me to finally catch myself and match my verbal report to the written report.Still bothers me to this day that I did that.
>>34917009Heh
My face when I see Atoga Moids.
>>34916822 i'm sorry :c>>34916894that sounds like it'd shatter on impact with the ground>>34916941fi once opened the wrong car door and someone was in it
>>34916941>What's something random and inconsequential from 10+ years ago that you catch yourself thinking about?MI used to moderate a forum in 2004. One day some woman starts spamming her ex boyfriend's name and saying he has a micropenis. I banned her of course, but I still remember that guy's name, and wonder if he's alright.
>>34917017I'll feed you ice though
>>34917013I'm glad you're here, anon.
>>34917021>I'm glad you're here, anon.No you aren't. Outside of some superficial way that is.
>>34917018>that sounds like it'd shatter on impact with the groundYou see this, is not meth
My lips are constantly dry if I don't apply Aquaphor or Vaseline What do?
Why are engagement rings all so ugly?
>>34917024it's probably because you constantly apply stuff to your lips
>>34917026If I don't they become dry and peel
>>34917022If you're on atoga often, I've probably interacted with you more than most members of my family.
>tfw lips peel and become little snackies
>>34916450>>34916520why did zoomers start calling doggystyle clapping cheeks?
why don't women like anal sex?
How good looking do you need to be to pull average girls at college town bars?
>>34917032what if i go number 2 on his penis by accident
>>34917030Have you had sex, it’s pretty obvious why if you have
>>34917025>Why are engagement rings all so ugly?I think some are very pretty.I like to jerk it imagining my gf saying "yes" then stroking me while wearing one.
>not autistic enough to be good at math>autistic enough to miss any and all signs that women might like meWhy couldn't I get the good autism?
>>34917030I think they call it "cracking" now.
>>34917039NtaAm zoomer, can confirm I am tryna crack
>>34917009yes actually I'm bi and shes a lesbian
>>34917028Does that mean anything? You don't know anything about me. I cease to exist outside of (You)s
>>34917030don't forget "cracking" but i think that applies for more>>34917024i knew someone who had that, they ended up having to just continue putting stuff on their lips>>34917032it feels unorthodox
>>34917034If you are doing anal you should be using a condom
>>34917046It doesn't feel southpaw?
>>34917037Romantic
>>34917043Cute>nta
Fucking hate this bitch, but I like the song.https://youtu.be/HwtEBQiuX-c
>it's almost comfy weather timeHot weather is for the gays, anyone else hyped?
>>34917053Winter just ended, Northcuck.
>>34917053>Hot weather is for the gays,But I like seeing boobs in bikinis and tank tops
I can’t sleep because I napped
Do cheeks only clap in doggy style?>t. Virgin
>thinking back to when I got warm fuzzies and butterflies from a fucking handshake the other dayI need a hug lol
>>34916278The “its just business” guy from pirates of the Caribbean and the “jaggie sbarroo” dude
>>34917061genuienly a good question
>>34917017I know, i cant do much about it
>>34917062Female hands are so soft
atoga anon and I
>>34917071Am i really that transparently edgy?
>>34917071Thanks, the song is now stuck in my head
>>34917072no atoga anons are the poptart one>>34917073its a cute song at least
>>34917071I would like to go back to this era of the internet.
I just want some cutie to sleep with, wake up with, fuck, let me play with her boobs, enjoy visual novels together, travel the world with, and kiss even.
>>34917074Oh, I get a goth gf? Nice!
>>34917060Shoulda been plapped instead
>>34917077no!
>>34917075We really didn't know how good we had it lol.
>>34917079Breaking my heart already? At least you're on theme.
Men,If you could press a button to instantly get your ideal gf who'll always love you and be loyal to you but you'll now be 5 inches shorter, would you do it?
>>34917089Is she an actual woman, not some philosophical zombie type shit?
>>34917089Presuming she doesn't care, 100%. My height only matters to me because it matters to others, but if I lock my dream wife who won't care then I have no reason to either.
>[YouTube Onions Baby Tutorial Music: CareFree by Kevin Macleod starts playing]Women: "It doesn't matter what size you are. 4 inches are enough and penises are overrated, love yourself and trust me, it's all about technique!">['Believer' By Imagine Dragons starts playing]Also women: after seeing a 7 inch girthy dick from her new BF: "Oh my fucking God I am SO lucky~!"Why are women like this?
>>34917092Yes, all real and authentic inside and out.
>>34917096What she means is that there is a lower workable limit, in this example 4 inches, but more is better.Same goes for height, same goes for money, same goes for a lot of other traits.
>>34917097Then yes, without hesitation. I have no use for height but attracting women.
>>34917032No prostate
i miss my boyf :[[[
I think I fumbled a girl after I got her number because I deliberately avoided being too assertive since I met her while she was working and wanted to leave the ball in her court since people always say you should leave women alone and muh power dynamics and muh service people get hit on by freaks all day and shit.Did I do the right thing by asking what she was looking for then leaving it to her to reply, or are you just not supposed to do that and 'tell them' what they're looking for?All of this shit makes no sense to me.I'm not that cut up about this particular incident. Just the whole thing.
>>34917105Where is he?
>>34917096It doesn't matter how much money you have, I'm fine with you being poor. You're actually rich? my fucking god I'm so lucky!
There is a femboy in my CS group that I truly thought was a girl for weeks.
>>34917107You shouldn't have asked a serious question like that as a first message.
>>34917107You're supposed to tell them that you want them. That's what every girl wants to hear from a man but feminism castrated men and sabotaged women. Women get hot for a man who knows what he wants. And her ovaries do somersaults if that same man tells her he wants her.
>>34917108i think hes asleep
>>34917110The aids is effecting your mind
>>34917110How many times did you fuck before noticing?
>>34917115I'm not into dudes, but he looks like a girl and has inflection one. I thought it was just a flat girl>>34917117None?
>>34917113Don't men also want women that want them? We're not thinking the same thing?
>>34917112Oh, it wasn't a first message, should have mentioned that. We chatted for a bit first, and in person for a while too before that. But that was just first meeting. I wanted to be upfront though, so I did get a little serious a little early. I'd claim to be decent at framing things diplomatically to not be intimidating though.>>34917113Literally everything I'm told is the exact opposite of this, how is anyone meant to know
>>34917120Ah, she might just be a hoe then.
>>34917089I wouldn't like being 5'8, but for her?I'd do it.
>>34917121
>>34917119>Don't men also want women that want them? We're not thinking the same thing?Officially men don't want women. But they do want her to need her. The old saying is Men need to feel needed, Women want to feel wanted. Unofficially yes it's nice when a woman wants you it's a cute reversal when it happens.>>34917120>Literally everything I'm told is the exact opposite of this, how is anyone meant to knowThat's because most people are parrots dude. They just chirp the common current social attitude like bleating goats. When you tell a woman in a direct and assertive manner that you WANT her, she turns into jelly. Last girl I did that too her voice starts quivering and she was blushing like crazy and say "o-okay..~" and she giggled all the way to the bed.People forget women have a secret clitoris in their brains, it's called the Vanity Clit. You tickle that vanity of hers by making her feel like the most delicious cake in the refrigerator that you want to take and she gets all hot and bothered
>>34917123>MakimaBro losing 5 inches is still an inch taller than me before losing my 5
>>34917124That's my experience with girls who don't like hearing those types of questions
>mfw remembering the time I saw a tard ask this unattractive camp staff lady for her number and she straight up gave the guy the rejection hotline numberHadn't thought about that for years. Anyone else have fun summer camp memories?
>>34917123Does she peg?
>>34917120I feel like asking her commitment level is pointless isn't it? You can probably tell how committed she is just by exposure over time escalating things
>>34917126If it makes you feel any better I'm a virgin.
>>34917128>the rejection hotline numberDidn't know that was a thing
>>34917125>making her feel like the most delicious cake in the refrigerator that you want to take and she gets all hot and botheredHot cake does not sound good, what the fuck. Frosting is gonna melt and it'll just be a mess
>>34917024Not much you can do. When I lived in the mountains, my face once got so dry that until I could get some proper moisturizer I was putting peanut butter on my cheeks to find relief from the pain. (it took a couple days to get the moisturizer)>>34917032I mean. Do YOU want something stuck up your ass?
>>34917125But their vanity clits are being jackhammered with sandpaper all day every day with social media and random dudes hitting on them and shit. I can't imagine joining in that noise does anything positive for me.>>34917127Fair enough.Maybe she was.>>34917130Fucked if I know. The vague bullshit wastes so much time. I'm not that young anymore.
>>34917131So am IAt least I am still taller than the average woman. Some will never like me the same way I will never like some women, is what it is. All there is to be done is playing the hand dealt.
>>34917129No!She does bite.
Gotta get serious about reading the backlog of books I have.
>>34917133It was back in around 2011 or so. Shit was hilarious when the rest of us found out.
>>34917135It's only my lips though, my area is very humid as well.I think it is just a result of retinal topical treatment or genetics
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
Are there actual sexting and hookup apps? Seems like a super easy way to get scammed so I'm not sure if actual ones exist.Anyone here have experience with stuff like that?
>>34917143You mean retinol... or?Could just be genetics, then, or maybe a poor diet.>>34917144You rang?
>>34917141I just finished jurassic park. Shame about all the stuff they cut/changed from the movie, even if some of the changes were for the better.
Under my eyes is so dark. Females, how do you fix this?
>>34917146>You mean retinol... or?Yeah, Tretinoin specifically.>or maybe a poor diet.My diet is very clean, I don't drink calories other than coffee or the rare time I consume Alcohol and otherwise my diet is meat (beef and chicken), white rice, roasted vegetables, and I generally toss said vegetables in lemon juice + olive oil (and I use seasonings of course)>>34917148Same actually. At this point I just accept I will have that look and I imagine some women are into it.
I don't know what I didbut my left ball been getting random twinge aches all day,
>>34917136>But their vanity clits are being jackhammered with sandpaper all day every day with social media and random dudes hitting on them and shitNot really. Getting random ass compliments means nothing to a woman, especially if there's no follow through from the man. Men just say shit to say shit, what a woman is after is a man who decisively tells her what he wants. Compliments and loaded comments are annoying and you can experience it as a man. You ever had a girl randomly say shit about how you look in a flirtatious way before? And she just leaves it at that? Just constant annoying compliments with no follow through? That's the sandpaper. If you're a man and you follow through with telling her bluntly that you want her and you tell her exactly when and where you want her, she will follow along
femanons, would you rather go to a handsome male gynecologist or a fat old ugly female gyno?
>>34917148Mit's because your maxilla is set back. There is no way to fully fix this except fillers or surgery. your best option is to use concealer
>>34917145Tinder is a hookup app
>>34917160Idk, it seems to lighten up and kind of go away if I slap some lotion and water on it before going to bed
>>34917162Ah shit, why didn't I think of that.I don't think I am good looking enough for Tinder though. There are 100% uglier guys out there, but being average or even slightly average as a male seems like a huge disadvantage, because if a girl gets 20 matches in the time it takes you to get 2, on average there will be a better looking guy she gets matched with at the same time as you and why wouldn't she just choose him?
girls and guys. is there a way to know if i am attractive enough for dating apps? I dont think my self esteem can handle not getting a single match like most guys.
>>34917165If you need them you're not attractive enough to be successful on them. If you find irl REALLY easy, then you might be, if you take good photos.
How date when busy schedule?
Women, has anybody ever told you you have a resting bitch face or shit eating grin?
>>34917166who even finds IRL dating REALLY easy? I am persian i look like michele morrone kinda. I SUCK at taking photos though.
>>34917158female 100%
Why do people even use dating apps? And why is that the new norm? I got laid by early teens, the several girls I been with I went outside of dating apps, never had to use it in my life. Back when they came out everyone understood the dating app market was for losers who can't socialize and needed software to be their crutch. Why is it the popular choice now? Are people just socially retarded all of a sudden?
>>34917173Yes>tfw haven't even spoken to women outside of work since I was in high school >tfw in 3 years on the apps I have had one date (my only date ever)
>>34916239You matched with a GUY on a DATING APP??AND he's acting stupid AGAIN!!Why do women pretend like they do not know what is going on with dating apps?They are always bitching about how the guy they matched with is putting no effort, isn't chasing, wants sex immediately and will immediately ghost if not oblidged.
>>34917170>brownIt's over for you.
>>34917174>had a dateYou are volcel.
>>34917178Never claimed to be an incel. I'm just too retarded to take the initiative and don't know how to go from casual friendly chat to something more.Also that one date I had, the lady reminded me way too much of a relative I don't particularly care for in terms of personality.
>>34917173MThe revolving door of pussy moves faster online than in person.
lol theres a 67 meme in shutter island
>>34917173>go on app>get 100 matches>20 text back>5 agree to a dateHow am I going to replicate that irl? It would take me ages.
>>34917173>back thenThats all you need to knowTimes changed. If you were growing up today you’d not have the same experience
>>34917089No
Which way, atogoids?
>>34917192/co/ has terrible taste
>>34917192Both are really shit options.Zatanna or Eve would've been better.
>>34917192Quirky ranger lady with antlers made of sticks and leaves > Pepto Bismal sack head
>>34917192Holy shit what a sham. Horrible taste. Fuck outta here gwenpool and huntress wizard are the finalists? I'm fucking glad one third of zoomers got aborted. You all suck
>>34917192Cannot believe how many absolute fucking meme wins there are in this list. Actually unbelievable. I don't even care who wins out of those two retards.
>>34917192I will never care about you posting this worthless shit every single year.You are nothing more than a spammer.
>>34917192Lois didn't even make it past the first round? She's the OG comic waifu!
>>34917192I don't even know who the leaf bitch is
Women, why arent you grateful for living in a developed and progressive country?
>>34916927Yeah
>>34916927Why do they think gemini are so evil?
>>34917215What is her type of face called?
>>34917152eugh go get that checked
>>34917029Yumny :3
Guys I cant sleep :c
>>34917152This post reminds me of that Whang video talking about the dude who tried to use a bull castration rubber band on his benis to make it bigger, but ended up having his benis medically removed. He kept posting to some forum like "lmao it's all numb and gray, but it's cool I have a doctor appointment in a month".Probably should go see someone about that, anon.
>>34917192its funny how all the uncs are mad that their crusty old hags didnt get votes over relevant characters
>>34917226I mean, they picked a fucking squirrel over Lois Lane and Rogue.
>>34917215white men are everywhere i dont get the obsession>>34917220made for messy facefucking with mascara
>>34917226I'm just glad Jessica Rabbit can still pull 3rd or 4th place compared to all the other modern shit
Hello, euros.
>>34917229>made for messy facefucking with mascaraSure, but like is that some specific flavor of Asian? She's qt and I need to adjust my racism to accommodate
>>34917229>white men are everywhere>4% of the world pophuh?
>>34917235Did I stutter? We're in the west, no one gives a fuck if china technically has more men. Or there are 99.99999 billion indians.
>>34917237Apparently you don't consider Canada to be part of the west.
>>34917241Correct.
>>34917242Which Euro countries are part of the west?Is America part of the west?
>>34917241I don't even know what "the west" is supposed to be. The cold war is over since well over 30 years, and since I'm not from bongland the western anglo colonies are as close to us as the Russians are. Geopolitically, american and European interests are now diametrically opposed.
>>34917249America, europe as a vague mass where we understand people in it are vaguely white (no one cares france has an absurd number of black people, the media continues to make black people white)
>>34917173I don't know, I had a few dates through those things and it always felt weird, awkward and forced, leading nowhere. That said I'm also avirgin because I have zero fucking clue how to convert talking to sex. Since my early teens I have wondered, and even today I am racking my brains every day what magical tricks or secret moves guy like you employ to actually make a woman have sex with you. Talking is obviously pointless and leads nowhere.
>>34917176why ? i am not ugly
Men, if you were actively trying for a baby with your gf/wife, you'd never ask for anal while within the ideal fertility window, right? It's a literal waste of time at that point.
>>34917251>france has an absurd number of black people>t. le 56% faceFrance is 80-85% White. Blacks make up about 5% of its population. Its hilarious how americans constantly reveal their wishful thinking about having finally dragged Europe down to their level.
>>34917255Anal is about claiming a personif your partner asks for anal, it means they're trying to ruin your asshole and make you leak shit for the rest of your life on purpose.
>>34917258That's just stupid.
>>34917255I can blow multiple nuts in a day, and I think getting obsessed with having a baby and treating it like some hectic FOMO thing is an amazing way to ruin both your sex life and the relationship. Sex and pressure are two things that really don't go well together.
Ladies, is it a red flag if I have to sing along with Slipknot's Before I Forget chorus when it comes on?
>>34917260It's also the truth.
>>34917254>space question mark>brown *and* ESL>and apparently ignorantIt's so over for you.
>>34917261I understand that a varied and relaxed sex life that isn't all about the end goal of a family is important at all stages in a relationship. But it's less than a week out of the month, is it wrong to feel that pressure and expect him to feel it too in that circumstance?>I can blow multiple nuts in a dayI heard the second in a session is the best for getting pregnant. But idk if that's actually supported by studies.
>>34917263Probably knot.
>>34917256Speaking of, the hate for the black lady statue in traffalga square is shockingly consistent. No one likes it.
>>34917268>But it's less than a week out of the month, is it wrong to feel that pressure and expect him to feel it too in that circumstance?Yes. Human women are almost always fertile to some degree, and fertilizing takes on average over 100 attempts even at peak fertility. Its the reason why sex is so hugely important for humans, far more than for less complex mammals, because we need to have it constantly to procreate. You're basicalyl babymaxxxing, and like all social media style optimizing its just stressful andultimately counterproductive. Just have lots of sex at every opportunity and don't stress out whether you are currently 10% more fertile than usual or not. Humans don't have mating seasons.
>>34917241>Canada>being relevantLol
>>34917275>Humans don't have mating seasons.I know I sure haven't had any
>>34917275I don't know about all that, but I do get the impression I might be overly stressing put about optimizing everything.>Humans don't have mating seasons.Maybe not in the sense of fertility, but my cycle definitely affects how badly I want to focus on trying for a kid.
Do foids now if you get taken on an enjoyable date, it was a nice dinner, and you like the guy, do you default fuck him?
>>34917283No.
out of /10, how strong of a signal is it if a girl is CONSTANTLY playing with her hair around you?
>>34917283Google translate would have done a better job at constructing that sentence than you did.
women, do you use technology to automate your serial dating?
>>349172905.5/10. the best way to gauge a girl's interest is to do a compliance test
>>34917295whats that?
>>349172900if im doin gthis it means you are so boring my hands are wandering
>>349172900
>>34917296ask her to do something for you see how she reacts
Men gotta stop coping about interestif she's interested you WILL know.
>>349172900Could just be something you like to do.
>>34917290Very little and on it's own, none at all.>>34917295>the best way to gauge a girl's interest is to do a compliance testThis is pretty good.
im a nice guynow how bobs or i will trauma dumpwhy are men like this on dating apps
>match on tinder>Agree to go on a date>She demands a fine restaurant >Meet her >It's a SERIAL DATERPoV the SERIAL DATER. The female equivalent of a SERIAL KILLER.
yeah I love hags*dates a 19 year old again*
The most accurate way to gauge a women's interest is to see her willingness to become a single mother.
>>34917309Women's standards go up as their value goes down.
>>34917255JH?
There is no higher IQ discussion to have irl than one about breasts. Even the pothead turns into a scholar.
>>34917308Real
>>34917308The damage to my wallet is murderous, for sure
i got jacked but women dont love me more? jack does but i dont think i need him inside me again
>>34917322Is Jack Black?
>>34917268>>34917260>>34917255Neurotic.
has anyone here played kingdom come deliverance? i love that game!
Sometimes I just like to watch some Trackmania video on youtube, while having 4chan girls' nudes open on the side.
>>34917229More of a bbc fan?
>>34917329Nope, sorry, I've got too many games on my backlog already.
>>34917327no, but he had that tenacious d
>>34917228>Lois LaneThey should've included the tomboy version.
>>34917332if you love europe and the middle ages, this game is for you. it has a loooong story and a relaxing vibe to it
>>34917317I wish there was such a thing as a boob scientist.
>>34917329For one hour, couldn't get into it.
>>34917314Would it affect the advice I get?>>34917328Probably. I just needed to hear it's just me being stupid.
>>34917335>They should've included the tomboy version.You mean dollar store Casca?
>>34917340>Would it affect the advice I get?NTAYeah, because you immediately go "that's stupid" when somebody does not reply with what you want to hear.It's a waste of time.
>>34917341Hey, I like Casca, too!
>>34917061>Do cheeks only clap in doggy styleMaybe pronebone
>>34917342I don't, though. I literally just accepted the opinions of someone on this topic earlier.
>>34917347>I don't, though.>>34917260>That's just stupid.
>>34917061They clap way better in doggy. It's possible to clap thighs in missionary. Kind of possible in cowgirl.
ChatWhich one should I get?one has the full sized 91mm scissors, but no blade, the other one has a blade but is the 58mm sized scissors.To be honest, I'm kind of leaning on the 580, I feel like I'd do more with nail clippers than a full sized scissor, plus it's not like it doesn't have one, it's just smaller. Also, GenderDo you carry tools on you, blades?
MenWould you be more enthusiastic about dating a female if women were to HonestyMAXX? For example a foid says:>"I want you only for your usefulness. You are just a large body that's useful for me and my whims and that's all. If we date you will pay for my expenses and move heavy objects and I expect you to make me feel important and sexually attractive. You will marry me and provide a house and sperm so that I can live out my goal of motherhood."Would you accept?
>>34917352If literally anybody else in this thread genuinely agrees with your opinion that any man who wants anal purposefully and singularly wants to claim the woman and make her quote "leak shit for the rest of her life on purpose", I'll take it back.
>>34917357>your opinionYou are such an annoying idiot.
>>34917356Society would collapse, genuinely.Well, it'd revert to very barbaric times, for example, women would no longer have rights.
>>34917354I have the one with 13 tools.>>34917356Why only women?People could probably be more direct and honest in general, especially when it comes to attraction.
>>34917360Waiting for anybody to agree that the blatant shitpost wasn't stupid.
>>34917356Is that what men mean when they say they want to provide? None of that shit is useful to me
my neck hurts :c
>>34917295LIek what? Ask her for a sip of her drink for example? I did that recently and she happily shared and brought me my own drink. I sthat a sign of interest or just her reciprocrating for sharing my drugs with her earlier?
>>34917061Not if you count the cheeks clapping from momentum of sex and not just the woman throwing it back.
>>34917363Yeah, no open carry blades in public without "legitimate use case" in my country, so I'm stuck between these two.Do you even use your blade, I don't know if I genuinely need a blade, I just need something so I don't have to scratch at tape or packaging with my keys.
>>34917366And what is your question to women?
>>34917371>so I'm stuck between these two.I don't know what those types are, I even had to look up which one I have exactly.I have barely used it in the two years that I have it, it's basically just there in case I need it while on a hike.
The more time goes on, the more I realize my ex, my soulmate and love of my life, was pretty much just using me.I still want her back though. Without her I'm just a cynical, directionless muppet living in the delusion that money, status and a bodycount will make me happy.
>>34917375I guess I'll go with the left one then, nail clippers will definitely be used.
>>34917371Don't know about your cunt, but in mine knifes that have a seat belt cutter count as "legitimate use case". I have a massive switchblade thats fully legal to carry for that reason.
>>34917378Cuck
>>34917378stop simpingYes, it is under your control. Be aware of what you are doing and consciously act against it.
>>34917379Why not just use a normal nail clipper? lolEverybody should have one.
>>34917329I did but sadly I played it on Switch and while impressive that it even runs there, its really rough.Haven't played the 2nd one because I want to finish the first one well, first.
Talking on the phone w my male best friend who is in love with me but I don’t rly like him while cleaning my apartment up for the man I have an all-consuming crush on yet he doesn’t care if I live or die
>>34917372why did women did this to me?
Summer is actually over now. No more sexy bare feet from girls visible :/ Should I join a yoga class to see more sexy feet?
Femanons, have you ever been blacked before?
>>34917390Classic woman moment
>>34917384The nail clippers are just a bonus, I really just want a small pair of scissors that I can keep on my keychain so I have it anywhere.
>>34917390What a Bizarre Love Triangle!*starts grooving*
>>34917378>my ex, my soulmate and love of my lifeA person can be that, but also too fucked up for a relationship.Especially if they have severe mental issues.That's just how it be.
>>34917397The term doesn't make any sense unless the chad is in love with the male bestie
>>34917388i was told kcd2 is even better than the first one and the story is 100+ hours long! I really love studying about middle ages and stuff, this game is a godsent for guys like me
>>34917394If I'm part black, does having sex with a black guy still count as that?
>>34917403Yes.
>>34917406Then yes.What is it called when I have sex with a white guy, then?
Sandra Bullock is so fucking hot
>>34917407You know what it's called, that's why you like it.
>>34917409I liked her armpits in that bus movie
femanons, i dont have hunter eyes, my eyes are big, round and brown. will i still be considered a chad?
>>34917407Bleached and colonized are the two I've seen.Guess fucking an Asian would be "gooked".
>>34917392>Should I join a yoga class to see more sexy feet?Everyone is going to know why you are there and hate you, and no you are not "subtle". Guys who go to Yoga classes to mack on/ goon to chicks in any capacity always stick out like sore thunbs, and footfags even harder.
>>34917407your coochie got colonized, that's what it's called
>>34917413Fucking an Asian is getting RICED
Im 25% black 75% whiteif I fuck an asian am I bleaching them, blacking them, or nothing at allfor reference asians generally just think Im caucasian
>>34917419What about indians? Latinos? Native Americans? Eskimos?
>>34917421Asian genes are like mega dominant, if you fuck an asian, you're getting conquered.
>>34917409The Blind Side and Bird Box were great movies. I like that she loves to play with black men.
>>34917423>indians? Latinos? Native Americans? Eskimos?jeeteday caramba'dreverse colonizedfish'd
>>34917421BLEACHED, but the "BL" comes from black.
>>34917410>>34917413>>34917418I thought that it was the color part that mattered in the meme. So I meant like I must be "blacking" a white guy by having sex with him. Also bleaching sounds silly.
When i lived in Atlanta, the neighbors from the apartment above would have sex in the middle of the night and it was really loud, not moans but the bed noise was ridiculously loud. Felt like the roof was going to fall. I am guessing they were very fat or very large. Never met them. That said, when I have sex my bed is pretty silent. Women, does that matter?
>>34917424This, see Japan's goalkeeper, he's african-tier black but the asian features come through.
>>34917423>Latinos? Native Americans? Eskimos?Beaned, feathered, igloo'd.
is it a good idea to post face here and let femanons rate you?
>>34917426POOPEDSMUGGLEDFEATHEREDLITERALLY WHOED
>>34917434There's a board for that.
>>34917434no, because that's what /soc/ is for and in my experience youre not gonna get a honest rating
Foids, what is the most cringe thing someone has said to you during sex?
>>34917434Not only will you get troll ratings, you'll also get laughed at when the mods ban you for posting face outside of /soc/.
Are Indins into scat more? you'd kind of expect them to be right
>>34917435those are better except poopedjeeted sounds betterbut who the fuck gets jeeted anyway besides other jeets
>>34917436>>34917440>>34917437what's soc? my only reason to do this is to get an accurate assessment of where i stand. people IRL are never honest. somedays i feel like im attractive, somedays ugly as fuck
>>34917429If color decides, it implies whites are always losing when mixing with other races, and das raycis.So we go with the sexist version, where women are always tainted by the man they're fucking.Well, would you rather be "colonized"?
>>34917441Germans are into scat because Germany is a relatively clean country, so scat is exciting and unusual.If you live where feces is commonplace and ordinary then you won't be into scat.
>>34917444ok i opened soc and all there is PORN and naked women. guys i am on nofap and i haven't watched porn in a long time. i cant see this shit man
>>34917444Stop posting. Lurk more. Stop publicly embarrassing yourself until you learn by observation how this website works and doesn't work.
god a date with a pharmacistshould I tell her I used to sell drugs in my teens?
I’m only attracted to women of my race, atogan femanons.
>>34917441They're pretty tame it seems.
>>34917444ah, a genuine low IQ animal.
>>34917442Elizabeth Holmes.
>>34917417What if he's just a nice guy who wants to be more flexible?
>>34917454>pornhub ratingsI dont trust thosewho the fuck uses that shitty website, it only has the most normalfag-core tier porn and its all overproduced and awfulobviously people who arent into that arent going to be on there
>>34917442u guys know elizabeth hurley? she had a jeet husband in her prime, one of the hottest women EVER was fucked by a jeet in her absolute physical prime
So whats the sex hierarchy for men? I know for women itsLatina>Black>White>Asian>ArabNever been with a slav but they are hot.
>>34917460I don't think Indians are connoisseurs of pornography, judging from the extremely bland taste displayed by PH. But if you can find something more trustworthy then be my guest.
>>34917461I once had a date with a chick and she said her ex was a "handsome" indianI didnt think I was that racist but I lost all interest in her when she told me that
>>349174630/10 bait
Where can I find a girl that will look at me like this?
>>34917442FYI jeet means victory in Hindi.So if a woman gets "jeeted", to them you're saying she won.
>>34917463I don't have a hierarchy. A woman who likes me and is nice to me > all other women, she is already a unicorn just by her behavior alone.
it's been a decade and i still haven't gotten over the fact that my foreskin was cut in my childhood. i remember watching that guy who gave a talk at harvard (forgot his name) and he talked about how circumcised guys are operating at about 30% of their genetic potential or some shit. i've tried every cope but nothing seems to work
>>34917468>to them you're saying she won.who cares what they think
>>34917467>Where can I find a girl that will look at me like this?Forgot pic
>>34917471You've been izzated.
>>34917472Have you tried going to a top business school and getting really good grades?
>>34917472first time in a long time that ive seen a woman with such ugly eyes
>>34917448>no fapit doesn't matter how you look, Anon, you're in the retard quadrant and your life is already over.
>>34917465i honestly dont think women care about looks all that much honestly, much less than money or personality. A reminder to everyone that megan fox was banged by shia laboef in her prime. most guys here would say shia is a subhuman physically and he fucked MEGAN fucking FOX
>>34917482Is that even fucking confirmed?
>>34917463You have actual shit taste. Everyone knows that black women are the least desired and least attractive, their looks and behaviour are both repulsive. It's not a surprise that black men do everything they can to get away from them.
I have a boner, what do I do?
>>34917482they care a lot about looks, its just that to them money and fame can make up for itpersonality is a memewe talked about this yesterday in the thread, psychology studies show that women rate men based on looks but also on status/wealth whilst men dont do that
>>34917482The rules for celebrities are different than the rules for normies. Being a celebrity automatically multiplies your attractiveness by 100.
>>34917483he did, he bragged about it in an interview waaaaay back in the day if i remember
Only men think shia is ugly.Woman loved him when he still had that boy energy vibe.
>>34917484Nta but if it's purely a sex hierachy and not for dating then black women would be near the top of that list so long as they're clean of diseases. Black women give by far the best head.
>>34917488Isn't he also a pathological liar?
>>34917412>"hunter eyes"are we deadass>>34917453what's your race?
>>34917412I used to call that rapist eyes
>>34917453>of my race,gamers?
>>34917487>>34917486who the fuck even knew shia back in 2008 or 09? he wasn't even a C tier celeb back then. Megan was maybe the hottest girl alive in the entire world back then, an actual sex symbol
>>34917481>Doing math
>>34917497gamers are the smartest race on earth, ball and gun not included, of course.
>>34917493>so long as they're clean of diseasesWould you jump out of a plane with a parachute if there's a 50% chance it won't open?
>>34917499Makes you smart.
>>34917497We are a systemically oppressed minority who must stand together to ensure the survival of our race and a future for gamer children.
>>34917498>hottest girl alive in the entire world back then,hollywood face isnt appealing to mesure id do her if given the chancebut i see way cuter cashiers on the daily
>>34917485quick, think of guys
>>34917502not all gamers are equal though, a lot of them suck ass at every game
>>34917498>who the fuck even knew shia back in 2008 or 09?Transformers (2007), Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
>>34917509ugh you killed my boner
>>34917514wait i thought that was a good thing
>>34917510Internalized gamophobia, yikes.
>>34917507too bad female gaymers are incredibly rare if you dont count mobile games
>>34917508megan fox in her prime > every single woman alive
>>34917421American hours
>>34917470dude it's not that big of a deal, he was probably also seething about the fact he was circumsized>>34917452 why bring it up?
>>34917446I guess it's hard to choose between racism and sexism.>Well, would you rather be "colonized"?I've lived in the US my whole life, I can't get anything out of that term. Also, for the longest time, I thought that the "bleaching" thing wasn't about white on black race stuff and literally just any guy cumming on a woman with dark skin.
>>34917522>toe thumbNo.
>>34917496>>34917495i was told that if i dont have hunter eyes i will never be a chad, women will never want me. :(
>>34917522Oh no.Also, don't show her weird thumbs.
>>34917517I was asking for permission to masturbate....
>>34917525>why bring it up?because its basically the same as being a pharmacist
>>34917522her face looks too long in that picture
Need to go camping with a friendless femanon.
>>34917528i feel like you shouldn't take anyone who uses the term "hunter eyes" seriously
>>34917518sorry but what I said is true
>>34917528I don't like having "hunter eyes" makes me uncomfortable when I look at myself in the mirror >_<
>>34917524Dios mio...
>>34917508>but i see way cuter cashiers on the dailyThat goes for every celebrity. Sydney is another one they try to paint as sex symbol when she's a strong 5/10 at best with her boobs.
>>34917526Personally not heard of the last one (though it does make more sense). That said, I've mostly been in WMXF circles so.
>>34917535>>34917537i have big round brown eyes, they make me look cute. i wanna look manly (O.O) this > to this (-.-)
Still thinking about that BPD chick that didnt work out all those years ago brosthe sex wouldve been so goodshe was petite
Niggas be living for free in someone’s apartment who’s living in that apartment for free because his dad pays for it and they swear they’ve gained class consciousness and that we need a marxist leninist revolution
>>34917542I don't like them, they make me look angry and scary but apparently girls like it so whatever I guess
>>34917547Anon.Nobody cares.>inb4No.
Men, buy anything interesting lately?
Green > Hazel > grey > blue > black
>>34917550I bought a specialized pen for a class on romance writing..
>>34917394>have you ever been blacked before?Does doing a bunch of dirty drums and shoes to the point you look like a coal miner count as being blacked?>>34917452>should I tell her I used to sell drugs in my teens?I'm something of a pharmacist myself.>>34917454Isn't porn banned in India? How are they getting those numbers?>>34917463White > almost everything else > black > Indian>>34917464These niggas sexualize seeing ankles. You could draw a picture of two stick figures fucking and I'm sure one of them would start publicly masturbating to it.>>34917472Apparently she and her husband will be naked in the documentary, but I don't know if they'll show it uncensored. What a weirdo, but I guess her reputation was ruined enough that she didn't care.>>34917522What really separates the women from the men was whether you think she was hotter in Transformers or Jennifer's Body.
>>34917550Maybe
>>34917550not really I bought a new mouse for my computer
>>34917553I don't remember what she was exactly wearing in either but I'll go with transformers because I think she was sweatier and grimier in that one.
women, I cut my face again
>>34917543Sex with bpd its not better. Depressive women on the other hand... They will put the effort just for fear of lowering their self-esteem any further.
>>34917558>Depressive womenUsually have a very low sex drive, so that's pointless.
>>34917472I love how much of a troll she has become on X.
>>34917553Based ranking>What really separates the women from the men was whether you think she was hotter in Transformers or Jennifer's Body.I watched Transformers when I was 8 so for me it's nostalgic.
>>34917557I want to ask why but Im a man and you only addressed the women ITT
>>34917550bought a sling bag, that's about it.
>>34917550I bought 1500 bags of tea in various flavors. I use 5 teabags daily, spread out over 80 fluid ounces per day (16 fluid ounces per bag of tea), so that's a good 300 days of tea right there.How about you?
>>34917563every time I don't ask something to women I get some anon saying "what's your question for the opposite gender" but anyway my face was itchy and scratched it a bit too hard
>>34917564whats going inside of it? a gun?
>>34917561She's at Club Fed, recently joined there by Ghislaine Maxwell, You can even write her.Elizabeth Holmes Reg. No. 24965-111PO BOX 2149FPC BRYAN FEDERAL PRISON CAMPBRYAN, TX 77805-2149United States
>>34917567some wipes for my glasses, a handheld fan, a battery bank, my airpods.and my meds until I get home with themalso some wet wipes and tissue
>>34917565>tea>in bagswho wants to tell him
>>34917569oh cool. very handy.
I woke up too early and she is still sleeping :c
>>34917571yeah, just remembered I also bought a nanobag and a little flashlight.
Men, innie or outie?
>>34917560Yes, but if they have a crush on you they will fuck your brains out for the first weekThen they will claim they are asexual out of nowhere, yes its neurotic... Still a pretty fun first week.
>>34917570I buy pyramid sachets so they have leaves instead of dust.
>>34917550I bought some Princeton Aqua Elite brushes.
>>34917576innie
>>34917576It's not exactly a choice, is it.It's not like you can go up to a girl and say, lemme check before I ask for you number.
>>34917576The biggest tragedy is not being able to stick your finger in someone's belly button for fun
The year is 2040, the only job for young women is onlyfans and the only job for young men is becoming a soldier for Israel, AI robots do everything else.
>>34917578>>34917570As a bonglander I just had regular british tea. I've tried other kinds like green and its either flavorless or tastes like ass. That said I haven't had tea in years or coffee in months because I kept making them, getting distracted and then they'd be cold.
>>34917576Innie belly button, innie pussy, tyvm.
>>34917578how interestingI buy tea as tea leaves and then make tea
>>34917553Do you have a hair color preference or ranking system?Is it different for women and men?
>>34917576Innie. Outties are disgusting and should get surgery.
>>34917576I mean you get what the girl comes with right? What are you going to do, break up with her because she has the wrong type of pussy?
>>34917585Who's paying for the OF when all the men are busy dying for ZOG?
>>34917586>As a bonglanderhow interestingI stopped reading there
>>34917588That's very interesting. Different people live their different lives differently. Wow.
>>34917591based
>>34917592>What are you going to do, break up with her because she has the wrong type of pussy?Yes? I don't like sluts.
>>34917593Rich jews and boomers who refuse to die
>>34917550Chemotherapy for my cat
>>34917594Sorry your tea sucks and your teeth are white
>>34917599The former just fuck kids. The latter, fine, but that's a market that dries up fast.
>>34917600Good luck, kitty.
>>34917592>>34917576excuse me this pussy is the wrong model can i has refund
Women, do you have a beautiful innie or a disgusting outie?
>>34917608Yeah, women do it all the time with dicksize.
>>34917576Pussy is pussy. It fucks the same whether it's an innie or an outie.
>>34917615not trueyou can feel the meat flaps during foreplay and its a turn offalso id never go down on a roast beef sandwich
>>34917608Warrant expires after 2 years of use, and you bought it eleventh-hand. Moreover, you did not have an independent vagina inspector check her out before buying, so you're shit out of luck.
>>34917614Bullshit asshole. We do fucking not!
>>34917550
>>34917619There's only two types of women in this world, those that have, and those that will.
>>34917616You're kind of a despicable fucking asshole douchebag.
>>34917619>>34917624Roastie toastie!
>>34917624they can easily get surgerydick lengthening surgery is far more invasive, and can only do so much and comes with severe downsides
What do men get out of larping as women here
>>34917624Tell him that he's short, tell him that he's bald, tell him that he has a small penis. Let the anger flow through you.
>>34917627Gender euphoria, duh!
>>34917616I might be the biggest freak of all time but I like the flaps a lot.
>>34917627Moid hands typed this
>>34917592Yes. There are billions of women.>>34917591Unironically this. They look bad. I don't want to go down on that or touch it.
>>34917627I get assumed to be a woman here a lot for some reason, even though I never answer questions directed at women. I don't know why. I have a penis.
>>34917576Couldn't care any less. Thats one thing I never think about or wonder about before, during or after dating.
Do you guys use smart tags, like the air tag.
>>34917600My neighbours dog has/had cancer recently and they gave him some chemo medication too. I only noticed it because he was really loud one day and I thought something had happened so he was alarming them.How does it work for your cat? Syringe or tablets?>>34917616>also id never go down on a roast beef sandwichThat's like a monk on a mountain shouting he would never gp deep sea diving in an ocean.
I really need to let the cummies out >_<
i really thought it was about belly buttons. you guys are so gross.
>>34917639wtf I was about to say something very similar O_o
>>34917643You're just a retarded self infantilizing homunculus, Anon.
>>34917632>Yes. There are billions of women.Nta but if you divide it by age, race, culture, single and childless your options are not as high as you would think, specially as you age.Thats not accounting for personality, like say, how many are loyal, let alone if they are innies or outies.The true blackpill is that good women are in low supply. Personally, I blame women. They should all be catholic, single and childless and loyal only to me.
I'm about to dual hand my penis
>>34917650Look, anon, your posts are every easy to spot, because of how devoid of substance and desperate they are, please, genuinely, log off and never come back.
>>34917576BUSH so thick I don't see it.
>>34917647>The true blackpill is that good women are in low supply.It's that and you need to be someone they want to be with. If you're short or from a poor family, you're already fucked and you're basically forced to mingle with sluts, rape victims, fatties and other low tier trash females and the cycle continues.
>>34917651don't tell me what to do
>>34917652Senior or junior?
>>34917655KEK, I think somebody has already done this gag where a woman spreads her legs and his face just pops up.
>>34917647I tried to look up the stats of a woman of my ethnicity with the same education as me and doesn't do drugs and the percentage was something like 0.0001%
>>34917653>basically forcedIt's precisely because you prioritize your weiner over the betterment of mankind that the cycle continues.
>>34917652>tfw I have such prominent lips that they were still visible even when I'd grow my bush out
>>34917647>CatholicThat shit ruined my life. You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>34917660What'dya do to em, did you pull on them for fun or something
>>34917619Who is we?
>>34917662They've been like that ever since puberty.
Western women don't have real problems. I laugh every time they try to say how hard their lives are.
>>34917234some flavor of hapa so probably c*nadian after the indian takeover
>>34917661Skill issue
>>34917664cool, dick count?
>>34917658What are you talking about? What exactly is the betterment of mankind?
>>34917665Lots of them ruin their own lives for no reason at all.
>>34917667To be honest, I don't know why anyone would pretend to be part of a very lame religion.
>>34917670It's only after having your basic life needs fulfilled that you have time to stop and think about thinking and get depression over your parents raising their voices at you
>>34917668PIV? Seven.
>>34917669Low quality people not breeding
>>34917673damn
>>34917673wow what a slut, lol
do women want a man to fuck the shit outta them or slow sweet love making, femanons?
Does society just want young men to be bandits? Giving memejobs to women and the rest to foreigners while boomers sit on their asses refusing to pass down wealth and a million restrictions are put on starting your own legal business. What solution do I have other than taking what I want by force?
>>34917673Lookie here, the most pious and chaste western woman!
>>34917632>There are billions of women.all trash unfortunately
>>34917666No way that beautiful face has Indian in it. I'm sorry Satan, it just isn't possible.
>>34917679you joke, but 7 dicks IS basically a virgin.
When is the right time to tell your gf that goblins are real and you actually listen to Cyraxx lolcow content while at work instead of "just music"?
>>349176827 to 12 is around the LIFETIME sex partner averagethe femanon, I'm assuming is still young so she will probably overshoot the average by quite a bit
>New York City has an estimated 3.4 million women aged 18 to 44, with roughly 53% of the overall adult population identifying as single
