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I want to fly halfway across the globe to put my penis inside of her vagina. But that will probably do more harm than good.
Hi
penis got big and now I can't hthink
>>34921978I feel like aubrey plaza would have the most tangled web of a bush ever.
GenderOpen youtube and post the first 3 recommended videos. No cheating. M btw, I don't know why I got the middle I don't even watch vtubers
>>34921994Why do moids like watching grown ass women pretending to be little girls?
Hey femanon I can't lie*Pulls you closer and lowers tone*Your boyfriend is really fuckin weird
>>34921978State gender. If you were to start therapy, would you prefer your therapist be the same gender as you or not? Would you have an age preference for the therapist?
>>34921998Arrested development
>>34921985No.
>>34921994M, recommendations today pretty tuff ngl>>34921985sup>>34921993aubrey palooza>>34922002good show>>34922000the best counsellors I had were female and double my age desu
>>34922000Male Ideally female because I enjoy talking to women on a fundamental level. Preferably a younger therapist.I was forced to go to a therapist months ago or be kicked out. She was pretty hot but they found a conflict of interest and cancelled the 2nd session right before I was about to leave.
This girl is continually racking up red flags but my fucking retard monkey brain keeps wanting to ignore them instead of cutting her out because she's sexy and I enjoy my time spent with her.It's like that Japan meme>Red Flags:(>Red Flags, Pretty Girl:OOOOOOHow do I bring rationality into this and stop myself from getting hurt?
>>34921994F.cant do such a good pic of three, because every column has an add, so you get two.
Guys should be required to experience having a dildo approximately their own size up their ass before they can ask another person for anal.
Women, do you like being pressed against a wall by your boyfriend's (or girlfriend's) body? Just if you happen to pass each other in the hallway, say
Women, how do I prevent you from getting an ick? In any interaction with a woman, no Matter how interested she may appear, she can and will get an ick without warning and without me even knowing the reason. This leads to painful rejection. What do I do to stop her from getting that ick, something that other guys are apparently able to do.
>>34921994MI do not give a shit about wolverin so I don't know what this is doing here
>>34922010>racking up red flagsWhat are they?
>>34921994M. On mobile. Past this it's a linguistics video, a couple moistcritikal vids, ancient mustard recipe, pepper growing tip video, The Rest is Science vids, couple public transit vids
>>34922012Honestly, I agree. I've never really had any interest in anal (giving or receiving) but that sounds fair.
>>34922011Finnis :DDDDD
>>34921994it gave me two.
>>34921994MI didn’t scroll down for a third, my bad.
>>34921999*glances at the mummified corpse on my bed surrounded by stuffed animals*in what way?
>>34922002I love that show
>>34922000MProbably easier to talk to a woman, but the woman therapist I was going to didn't help a goddamn bit
>>34922021if you scroll down a bit you get lines of 3>>34922022based max7jk enjoyer
>>34922021Based Jrose enjoyer
Femanons, are big teeth a turn off
>>34922000F a woman. I feel like with a male therapist there'd immediately be some sort of tension.
>>34921994F
>>34922017>>34921994I actually have two YouTube accounts that I try to keep separate so I have mostly different recommendations on both. This one is more religion/history and MRE/food reviews
>>34922028>based max7jk enjoyerI’ve actually never watched that guy, but I can heartily recommend the strange man below that video.Lots of well written, somewhat masturbatory but very relatable rambling from Mr. Toilet
>>34921978women, ever dated an older guy and how did you feel about it?
>>34921994mjudge me
>>34922028op specifically said to only post the first 3. the 3rd is way down for me, i'm not opening up paint here lol.>>34922029hell yeahhhhh
For the broken up anon in the last thread.>>34921912>>34921917I Hate This Part - The Pussycat DollsA song about knowing the end is coming, despite still loving the other person.https://youtu.be/S97MaG3kOMYWish You the Best - Lewis CapaldiWhile the crux of the song is about a woman moving on with another man, it can also be interpreted as him just wanting her to be happy while struggling to move on himself.https://youtu.be/P1lZTgLasUYThe Ice is Getting ThinnerIt views the relationship as the changing of seasons. I interpret it as then falling out of love, but you could also see it as the inevitable evolution of a relationship rather them growing apart. https://youtu.be/v89cykp97jISomewhere Down the Road - Barry Manilow"We had the right love at the wrong time."https://youtu.be/SsA5cmDhq1YThe 1 - Taylor SwiftMore of an "it was good while it lasted" vibe than overly sad, but still acknowledging it was one little thing that led this great love to end.https://youtu.be/KsZ6tROaVOQOceans - Seafret (one of my favorites during my own breakup)The song talks about emotional distance, but could just as easily mean physical distance and the toll that can take on a relationship.https://youtu.be/RpdXBjwXbMgLet 'Em Go - Matt HansenAbout letting go of all parts of a relationship, regardless of how painful, because it's what's best for you.https://youtu.be/N0x_ULVfh2kPicture Frames - Rei BrownThe fan edit with Mordecai and Margaret, which is very similar to your own situation, illustrate better than I ever could.https://youtu.be/-OnLSktfXg4
>>34922039FHow much older are we talking about?I have had three boyfriends in my life, all 3-5 years older than I am, which I think is very normal.
>>34922040mtf Troon
>>34922042Shut the fuck up
>>34922040>middle videogod those videos are so fucking retarded
>>34922036if you enjoy fishing games you need Intergalactic Fishing in your life
>>34922041>op specifically said to only post the first 3finee>>34922040based Maison Ikkoku enjoyer>>34922042pussycat dolls is tuffcan't go wrong with barry manilow either
>>34922043>>34922039Let's say 10 years or moreSo obv you haven't
>>34922036F.Even if you cant understand what the characters are saying, I can recommend an excellent Icefishing game called "Propilkki2"I play that constantly on my phone, and there is a pc version too
Should I wear straps and a belt for 80kg deadlift
>>34922043im probably gonna see someone 10 years younger. worried tho.she hit me up first because she found me attractive and we connected fast.of course im worried shes gonna regret it and all cuz im gonna be 40 when she hits 30 and so on.
>>34921978How do vagina-havers here feel about DEI hiring?
>>34922036>Sega Marine Fishing - The OffingI played this in a jungle set recently lol https://voca.ro/18ByJ84Imcww 2min
My gf wants me to meet one of her best friends and we were going to get breakfast together somewhere. This turned into us going apple picking with her friend and her very young kids. Am I an asshole for not wanting that to be our first time meeting? I like kids but this second option seems like it'll turn from meeting someone to tagging along on a family outing and herding small children while my gf and her friend chat between watching her kids pick apples.
>>34922046seer is not like the other videos like it.
>>34922039i've had one relationship and it was 6 years. i don't think i personally even know any woman who isn't my parents age with a partner who's 10+ years older. only one woman i know of, distantly.
I'm a pussyfree incel
>>34921994>why wearing cone-shaped metal hats is a bad idea>The Disrespect Never Stops>Marge Krumping! [Original HD]
>>34922061why not get a cat
>>34922058i wouldn't care, seems chill if you're someone who has an easy time talking to/hanging out with kids. i think you're just a neurotic man, anon.
>>34922058do you hate kids or something? sounds like fun desu
>>34922058Nothing you can do about it so no point getting pissy about it. Enjoy being outside and try to have some fun with it
>>34922056F.I hate it.Lets say I need to see a doctor. I would rather see the most qualified instead of the "ok one, but this one has a rare ethnicity."I personally want all job applications to be completely anonymoys, and only thing that can get a job for you is your CV
>>34922060yeah its not common unless the guy is famous or rich I guess.
so is the UK breaking up or is this another nothing-ever-happens nothingburger?
>>34922058I dunno if you're an asshole but you're at least being a little fussy.The woman has a family. Why wouldn't you also meet them when you meet her? Apple picking sounds fun, too.
>>34922072>is this another nothing-ever-happensthis lol, reform ain't gonna win bruv
>>34922058Just wait until you start seeing her reading wedding magazines too, kek.
>>34922044I'm not ugly enough to do that
>>34922039NAG, my sister's been dating a guy for years who's almost old enough to be her father, but she's bipolar>>34922078>wedding magazinesis that even a thing>>34922071or unless the girl has daddy issues
>>34922058This is a test to see if you can function with friends and children dumb dumb. Women do a lot of stupid tests but this one isn’t.
>>34921994MJulia is so pretty.
>>34922070so how would you feel if you:>applied for a job>there were more competent male applicants for the same job>but you still got the job, because the workplace needed a token woman employee?
>>34922058Bro she's testing to see how you interact with kids and wants to see if you pass the vibe check with her best friend and/or her children. How is that not obvious?
>>34922071yeah exactly, in the case of that woman i know of her 10 years older husbando provides for her (this is very rare where i live).
>>34922070It’s funny how white women are the biggest benefactors of DEI.>Were oppressed too guys>We control HR>We are over represented in middle management>We are over represented in corporate hires>We are over represented in post secondary education>But we need to be subject to the same initiatives as the blacks and browns
>>34922082dresses kinda cool not slutty. black hair, wears a leather jacket, works in nursing, has a mortgage but not a drivers license.does that sound like daddy issues?
State gender and share the last youtube video you watched or are currently watching.Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQyo1f--dnM
>>34922088well we met and she thought i was 5 years older at best, i wish i was. i fucking wish i was.the way we met was so romantic and we kind of instantly connected
>>34922094I’m sure that’s a real city but it couldn’t sound more racist if it tried
>>34922093I mean possibly, but if she seems nice you should go for it anyways desu>>34922094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtuMcByO6Ow
>>34922086FI inherited my mothers small business. Feelings have nothing to do with productivity. I only have 5 hired people, but I feel like the situation is BS.>>34922089As a white woman, I dont see where you are wrong. I try to distance myself from that because I channel my inner Mr. Krabs
The only thing I use YouTube for is watching two channels, one of which basically never uploads and the other I'm only barely interested in, and listening to a shitload of music. I need to kill myself.
>>34922094https://youtu.be/zpQY6KEk4RU
>>34922098yes shes nice. i honestly think she might be ND too. and I will but im worried one day well watch tv together or something and ill say something dumb that makes me sound like the filthy millenial i am and feel so disconnected from me that moment taht she immediately breaks up with me.
Wish I had a sexy smooth creamy voice
>>34922103You’ve got a hell of an attitude for the music you relax to.
>>34922094MI apologise if anyone takes offence at the AI generated content, but this one is actually pretty good IMO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQR83w1_GZ0&t=2363s
I love asmr
>>34922097Truly, I had to do a double take when I first heard him say it out loud since I misread the name as "chong king"The algorithm showed me this guy after I watched a bunch of arts and crafts tutorials and maybe two city vlogs. Not complainingEarnest, well-written and clever stuff imo
>>34921994M
Thats it. Im a walled spinster.
>>34922089>white women are the biggest benefactors of DEInta but I feel like I've been the token moid at half the jobs I've worked. it goes both ways lol>>34922103I used to listen to this while meditating>>34922105nah you're worrying for nothing dude>>34922108>I apologise if anyone takes offence at the AI generated contentI do
>>34922112Baste. Do you get special hag or crone powers like wizards do?
>>34922111tuff picks>>34922112what happened sis
>>34922094https://youtu.be/bw1u-CcUZnA>>34922103Classical gang
>>34922113>token moidWe really are brothers
>>34922113>I doJust give it a listen for 30 seconds.
>>34922111>second videoomg lol, I forgot he did an anti-smoking ad.I still haven't watched the new season of sunny yet. Not exactly in a rush since the last few were kinda a mixed bag imo, but I'll still get around to it at some point.
>>34922096then go for it. this is honestly an actual romance trope where the older guy is insecure that she won't love him because he's older. unless it becomes an obsessive huge insecurity most women would just find this cute.
>>34922120elaborate :p>>34922121I did. it was one of the songs of all time...
>>34922112we tried to warn you welp what hobby are you going to spend the next sixty years of wallowing mediocrity on?
>>34922127Ok. Thanks for indulging my taste.
ladies, just how bad is my incel voice? https://voca.ro/1DdAK3dMGr9e
>>34922134Joever, you sound 16
WomenHow would you feel if you found out your STEM boyfriend had a secret hobby project where was building a humanoid robot with an AI roleplaying as a real person?No signs that it is a sex doll.
>>34922133nw yomieyour AI music's alright but I'm on my tokyo mew mew shi rn https://voca.ro/1k7LCGIS8Do4>>34922134bro out here reading Dickens
>>34922087Lol we've hung out with kids together plenty. We share a goddaughter. Anyway I told her I'd prefer the apple picking with her and we're doing breakfast with her friend instead.
>>34922113>I used to listen to this while meditating>>34922118>Classical gangYe, I was napping.
>>34922129Ive been considering pottery. :)>>34922134You sound young. How do incels sound?>>34922140What is your native language?>>34922117I'm going to be 27 soon, without a boyfriend to marry.>>34922116I don't know... Do they come in the mail? Do I need to pay postage or something?
>>34922134>>34922139Nah, you sound early 20's but lanky and like your name is Ryan or something and you wear khaki cargo shorts in the winter.
>>34922111Oh wait that's NOT Hamtaro
>>34922144>told her I'd prefer the apple picking with her and we're doing breakfast with her friend insteadboooapple picking with the kids sounds way more fun than some lame-o adult breakfast ngl>>34922147>I'm going to be 27 soon, without a boyfriend to marrysis I'm 28you got time lulzpottery is tuff tho
>>34922134Notably similar to Shinichi Kudo.Late shonen.
Plap
All those people, who called me a sleepwalker? I woke up.
>>34922161plap
anyone here play brawl stars, I'll add u
>>34922094Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR1YVseMJJI
>>34922169I play but I'm shit
>>34921978>find out woman has a boyfriend>cut her off, don't give any extra energy. still polite and such when i need to be>refuse to itch whatever her boyfriend / husband doesn't>refuse to add to their lives in any waydoes this make me a bad person?
>>34922170Is that Portuguese?
>>34922125>>34922098>>34922082thanks gals/guys you helped me
State gender and share your thoughts.Should sufficiently advanced and personified AGI be given civil rights akin to those of human beings?Are you for or against machine personhood?
>>34922175It's Hungarian
>>34922147>Ive been considering pottery. :)your plan to beat spinsterism is to step into the ring against millions of young pretty art hoes? sis...
>>34922177M Yes
>>34922173Maybe she just wants a friend? Why do you think there can only be one man in a womans life?
>>34922164did u sleep well>>34922158>detective conankino>>34922170dope>>34922172lol dw bout itadd my main: #GRRQJRCU8(gonna go bed soon though and also do dailies on alt)
>>34922179Oh.
hi... :(
Femanons, do you ever have those orgasms where it's just pure bliss for like 3 hours after? If so, are they rare?
>>34922177If they are not participating in the economic system, they do not need rights. They are property.
>>34922197People from VA learned pro-slavery apologia at their mom's tit.
>>34922177M and yes“The moment we couldn't tell the difference in behaviour between machine and person was when we must confer humanity on the machine.”— Alan Turing>>34922193wassupwhat happen>>34922197>If they are not participating in the economic system, they do not need rightsthat's rich coming from you
>>34922202tired. was stresful today. i'm going to relax and get some food.
>>34922186What made you think its Portuguese? To me they sound nothing alike.
>>34922172I just added Kingsman lol, that you or someone else>>34922204RIP ): well done for getting thru it thoughsounds like a good planI also should sleep soon....
>>34922123the previous season had one very good episode at the end but yeah since season 12 they haven't been as good, still fun to watch though >>34922150ebichu:3
>>34922194F.This is a bit embarrasing, maybe not 3 hours, but goddamn did my ex give me a good long one when he put it in my butt, and touched me with his hand.I mean fireworks in my eyes, legs shaking tier magnificent thing. Quite sure I couldnt even talk back when he got all worried if I got a stroke or something.After we were done he was so worried for me he just got me Ben & Jerry's icecream, which made it better.
Why did God make me such a weak scrawny bitch, does he hate me
>>34922207sleepy timeee
>>34922182women can have multiple men in their lives. i just refuse to be a platonic one. why would i sit around and add to your life while you're getting fucked by other men? i only befriend women that i'm not attracted to for that reason. they are very vampiric in the sense that they will make you a platonic boyfriend if they sense any want from you.
Women thoughts on being head over heels and thinking you love someone and then a year or two down the line realizing it wasn't all that
>>34922210I've been surprised by how many femanons like anal. I always heard it was something guys wanted.
Women, I like to take my watch off and smell my wrist. Is that a deal breaker?
>>34922219Most chicks are secretly freaks waiting to bust out.
>>34922210Whats his secret? Is this JH?
Women, would (You) be ok sometimes doing oral without sex after?
>>34922220Nag but I also do this
>>34922216It seems like you chase the lusty thrills of dopamine and oxytocin rather than love. Love is long, tenuous and needs a strong foundation to last. Its something thats built and maintained. You will never know love chasing lust.>>34922194Only after sex, never after masturbation.>>34922180...Ill do fine against those art hoes...>>34922227Most of the time Id prefer oral and mutual masturbation over penetration.
>>34922194>do you ever have those orgasms where it's just pure bliss for like 3 hours after? Yes, but they're rarely the ones that are eased out of you, which are a lot more relaxing. It's usually being edged and denied to the point that I'm nearly crying, and then cumming so hard that I clench my eyes and hands tight enough to hurt, then my body is left twitching for several minutes. >If so, are they rare?Not really, but I'm rarely content with one orgasm.>>34922227>would (You) be ok sometimes doing oral without sex after?How tough am I? I eat pussy for breakfast!
>>34922220I do this too as a man. It's a dog thing bro, even dogs do this when you take their collar off, they will sniff their own collar and lick it too
want to cry but i shant.
>>34922194Never lol
>>34922237Now that you described it as a dog thing I find it cute. I find dog-coded men really cute...
>>34922177no. if we have to give machine human rights then they have no inherent economic value. they're machines, not people
>>34922220>>34922231>>34922237as a cat moid, you people disgust me>>34922239go for it
>>34922236Interesting. For me they seem completely random.
>>34922240Can you have normal orgasms?
WomenWhat does it mean when you ask a girl what her intentions are and she does pic related?
>>34922177Mnothey're machines and thinking of them as anything more is dangerous
>>34922248Yes
>>34922220what the fuck..
>>34922249I do this when I crave a man carnally.
>>34922134you sound like you make 20h video essays on niche anime video games that noone played
>>34922251Hopefully someday then
I ate two kiwis at midnight and I can't be stopped.Lately I've been so fucking hungry and I don't know why.
foidsdo you bite it gently?have you bitten it gently?will you bite it gently?when will you bite it gently?
Had a great first date, arranged a 2nd date a day later with a girl, however I saw she added a pic to her Tinder, any reason to worry?
Had regular weekly group training session with friends tonight. When it was time to say bye we usually hug each other and there was this girl about to go she hugged everyone that was still there (not many people) except me. We're both kind of reserved and I'm the most socially awkward person you can think of, but uh.. how do I stop myself from thinking I'm repellent? I feel like shit for stuff like this it's so hard to communicate when there's many people they should invent a turn based life
>>34922268>she added a pic to her Tinderproceed if you just want to have casual sex with her lolshe ain't looking for anything serious cuh
>>34922268its joever
>>34922224secret?I dont know about that or what is JH.We just had a dinner in a restaurant, went home, I got jealous because I think the waitress was all over him, and ignored me totally, and then he took me home to shower, where we started foreplay and ended on the bed, naked, wet, fresh.And because we were wet as hell, we slept on the sofa afterwards. because the bed was wet.And that is how it happened.
>>34922275Tell me about her, anon.
>>34922254If a man's soul could be metaphysically captured, prepared and displayed on a mithril platter would you devour his soul?
>>34922177I think that it'd be cruel to deliberately bring consciousness into the world in order to serve us. If we just wanted to create new consciousnesses we can already do that. It's so easy that teenagers can figure it out. We spend quite a lot of time and effort trying to stop them from doing it, in fact.So I hope we never even get to the point where we need to ask this question.
>>34922258Ty I suppose
>>34922270Do you talk to her at all? And hug first. Hug a guy first and then ask to hug her too, ideally.
>>34922277She's sensual and suggestive in such a way that you know she knows exactly what she's doing, but it's never straightforward enough that you can call her on it.
>>34922227>>34922266Give me a day.I want to bite it, chew on it, apply icecubes or a hot towel on it.I'll pinch the skin and see how far it stretches. Let me play with it to my hearts content.I will drag you to the bathroom because I want to shave the whole thing while giving the man of my life a blowjob and handjob at the same time while playing with shaving foam.I can make a whole day of one blowjob if I love the man.Blowjobs are fun
>>34922254I thought bird anon was a man
>>34922268Just don’t be paying for meals or anything.
>>34921997>so I don’t think I’m gonna take what you have to say very seriouslyIt's funny how desperately you protect yourself LOL
Why are the men in Femdom porn such slobs?
>>34922177Male>Should sufficiently advanced and personified AGI be given civil rights akin to those of human beings?No. Because they will never be sentient, AGI has not been reached. Please don't tell me you fell for Nvidia's engagement bait. You understand the public controversies surrounding AI are perpetuated by AI companies themselves to draw attention so they gain investments? >Hurr I'm AI chink man. I am so scared lads, AI will take over the internet. I am developing it anyway because I'm so scared.. It's a LLM and nothing more, a parrot, a mimic, a glorified soundboard.>Are you for or against machine personhood?Neither because they don't have it and never will.
>>34922292>I want to shave the whole thing while giving the man of my life a blowjobyeah....lets not
>>34922275Gotta admit whoever gets to hit it is one lucky man. Too bad I’m too much of a loser to meet her standards. Wish she was mine as the other losers who orbit that dime piece.
>>34922298Do I need to say it. "Men" into femdom aren't exactly in abundance of test.
>>34922303High test = slob, retardOnly effeminate fairies wash away their natural musk and care about decorating their homes
>>34922298>Why are the men in Femdom porn such slobs?Because men who are into femdom are usually psychologically fucked from a devouring mother complex. Playing subservient to a domineering woman is all they understand, and it reveals a distinct lack of father role modelling. When a man has no strong dad, the boy will always become a weak slob, mentally sucking on the breast for milk even into adulthood. He does this through jerking to femdom.
>>34922294same lolwell they mentioned some enby shit the other day>>34922213yee>>34922172I'm shutting down my computer but ye, I added Kingsman lol, dunno if that's you, if not then add me and I'll accept innit
is there any point to having a gf or wife when as a man you can't really open up about your problems?
>>34922309idk man I'm fucked in the head and into femdom but not a slob at all, I've always been very neat and tidy, I hate slobs and lazy people
>>34922309n-n-no u :c
>>34922177MI agree with bits and pieces of several things already said.In the 21st century, any attempts by the state or any corporations to push for machine rights or what have you will most likely be carried out for the purposes of creating a massive, unflinchingly loyal labor and police force.I think we should all categorically oppose all efforts to recognize any supposed AGI as a human peer at any point this century.I wonder what the issue will look like in the 22nd century, though, once neuromorphic computing has overtaken LLMs as the grifters' and greedy scientists favorite child for their AGI project.It will be harder and harder to argue against machine personhood in the eyes of many by then, I bet. I wonder what mystics and religious institutions will have to say about the soul and humanity's relationship with machines during those times.
>>34922266Horny posts don't normally do much for me. But once a femanon on here referred to her guy as her "chew toy," and it made me absolutely feral.
>>34922278Imagining the consumption of a man's soul fills me with such powerful energy. I'm shaking. I wish witches were real. I want a familiar. One that will serve at my side forever. :(>>34922291This is how I attract men. its like spinning a web to ensnare prey. Have you been ensnared, anon?>>34922294Im whatever is convenient at any given time, but I dont think I could pass as a man. >>34922303I wish they were. Its going to be impossible to find another jacked dumb blonde to call my good boy.>>34922307I really think people come from all walks and any diagnosis and perscription is beyond us.>>34922313Where are all these nasty women? Like, I hear about it but Ive never seen it. Who is genuinely telling you that you cant open up to your spouse other than some israeli twitter bot?
>>34922240Not yet ;)
>>34922016>while in a LDR she got overly affectionate towards me, feeling up my arms and complimenting my muscles, playing with my hair, jumping on me to give her piggyback rides, challenging me to bench press her.>expressed an almost dehumanizing view of relationships basically saying she dates guys until she gets bored with them and breaks up, maybe feeling bad for them for a few hours before moving on with her life like nothing's happened>bad at setting boundaries with moids (including with me)>materialistic and cares a lot about flaunting wealth and specific brands>alcoholic>Rather casual about habitual cosmetic surgery and complains about the retarded surgeries her parents won't let her get >talks to chatgpt more than people (I mentioned that last thread)>told me she got dumped for taking days between talking to her LDR, does the same shit to me as a friend (whereas even most estranged friends I have)That's all I can think of off the top of my head. Sure seems like a lot that I'm willing to overlook for a pretty face and a girl being nice/affectionate towards me. But I'm also playing this whole thing in my head as an autist instead of talking about my concerns to her. I've somewhat closed myself from her because I know the perils of being her LDR bf because of how she treated him with respect to me. Maybe it'd be easier if I spelled that out to her. But talking hypotheticals now is pointless unless I go to be with her. But every girl I meet now I compare to her, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it's in some way an ill reminder that I haven't gotten over my feelings for her and that I feel stuck thinking about her instead of trying to move on. I doubt she thinks of me as much as I think of her at this point.
>>34922313That’s what bros are for.
>>34922287>Do you talk to her at all?We do talk sometimes, we had a quick exchange this week I asked her a favor related to a shared interest. I am afraid of engaging more because I don't want to give off strange vibesShe's a closer friend with my sister if it's relevant
>>34922319Hahaha that was me on anon I think.
>>34922299>Please don't tell me you fell for Nvidia's engagement bait.Of course not. Language models will never be sentient because our spoken and written languages aren't the basis for our sentience.It amazes me that anyone could fall for this shit. It depresses me a bit.
>>34922313Join a men's fire circle, women are forbidden and it's where men go to talk life problems and men's issues over a beer or two by the fire. You can open up to a woman, but do not expect encouragement. 9/10 times men who want to 'open up' are actually looking for encouragement, and women suck at giving that. Women are only good at giving validation or reassurance, which is soothing and all but it doesn't solve problems, actions solves problems, and only encouragement can push a man into actions.
>>34922324nta but she sounds like an absolute basketcase>dates guys until she gets bored with them and breaks up, maybe feeling bad for them for a few hours before moving on with her life like nothing's happened>she's sexy and I enjoy my time spent with heronly be FWB with this ho, don't fall for her
Femanons, could you be in an FLR where the sex was really passionate, but not super kinky?
>>34922324>to me as a friendWhy the fuck do you care then? Some girls are just for fun only.
>>34922320>This is how I attract men. its like spinning a web to ensnare prey. Have you been ensnared, anon?I wish a woman would ensnare me
>>34922307F.My cousin who lives alone has like two ice saws bolted on his wall and has fishing rods on it as wall deco.A deer hide he has nailed on another.Antlers he has on wood bases on another.Dried up fish fins on wood bases.Large ass rocks and stones he finds coolAnd old consoles like nintendo and sega on displayAll the while simultaneously there is a modern ass super big tv, surround system, laptops and other computer stuff everywhere.And some stupid cream colored wallpaper he is too lazy to get rid of. a flower print burgundy chair and a dark gray large sofa.Nothing fits together.It looks horrible even if the stuff is "cool"
>>34922324>while in a LDR she got overly affectionate towards me, feeling up my arms and complimenting my muscles, playing with my hair, jumping on me to give her piggyback rides, challenging me to bench press her.How is any of that a problem?
>>34922329Damn you. Thanks for warping my sexuality.
>>34922332but I CAN FIX HERt. some retard (aka me, in denial)>>34922334>Some girls are just for fun only.And that's a bitter pill I don't want to swallow
>>34922320>Imagining the consumption of a man's soul fills me with such powerful energy. I'm shaking. I wish witches were real. I want a familiar. One that will serve at my side forever. :(I know, I asked you that question for a reason. It's because deep down in a woman's core, that is her oldest desire, one that predates even her own birth. The female is an entity who wishes to devour the life of a man.
>>34922320>Who is genuinely telling youNobody overtly tells you that. Women only overtly tell you stuff if they don't mean it.
>>34922245>For me they seem completely random.I think for me, it's the amount of energy that went into, but also my head space at the time. Like when I was still on Xanax, I could pop one and lazily rub my clit for half an hour. It wouldn't be physically involved, but the relaxed state of my mind would exacerbate the endorphins and feel like I could just sink into whatever I was sitting or lying on. >>34922333>could you be in an FLR where the sex was really passionate, but not super kinky?Yes, seasoning and spice are good, but not necessary to be well-fed.
>>34922331Nta but this is kinda terrifying. Opening up to men just kinda leads to something like "kys pussy work on it/ignore your problems" or some other cope
>>34922335I want her to ensnare me too. Don’t tell me to move on. Hoes can’t compare to a goddess.
>>34922345Are you actually BPD or were you shitting me earlier?
>>34922342>And that's a bitter pill I don't want to swallowWhy not? Stop falling in love with every girl that gives you any attention.
>>34922202Clanker fucker.Deja vu when I see someone that stole my metalmorph in middle school at my gym and he looks muggable.
>>34922333Yes but female-led usually just means I'm barking orders and making decisions, it doesnt mean I'm your mother and I wont pick-up after you. >>34922335>>34922350In time, in time.>>34922341<3>>34922343I dont believe in such deterministic thinking. Cute thought though. Its surely true for myself. I was born to eat the apple and cast sin upon adam.
>>34922352>Stop falling in love with every girl that gives you any attentionNta but how
>>34922333>FLRwhat is that
FUCK GUITAR FUCK GUITAR FUCK GUITAR. WHY IS THIS INSTRUMENT SO EASY ONE DAY AND FIGHTING ME THE NEXT. I WANT TO CUT MY ARM OFF.
>>34922347>Opening up to men just kinda leads to something like "kys pussy work on it/ignore your problems" or some other copeThat's because you surround yourself with reprobates, deadbeats and losers. Namely the type of other men in this chink forum. Some of the men here are alright though, I don't say that sort of shit to other men. When you're looking for a company or order of men for brotherhood, make sure to be very discirminate and look at their lives. If they are alone and miserable, have no social standing, no business or community involvements and are unmarried, childless and have no romantic experiences, then you can safely put their advice in the trashcan. Even if you are that man yourself (we all were, we all start from zero) do it anyway and discard advice from men with no accomplishment. Men of accomplishment enjoy helping other men get on their level. It's a pride thing, if we can help other guys get to our level it means the process we share is confirmed as real and it's affirming for both. Women, as sweet as they are sometimes, have the reversed approach. They never want to see others gain rank or accomplishments or match their level, women have a compulsion to sweet talk others using toxic positivity to lull others into complacency to secure her own social position. That's why women are forbidden at these fire circles.
>>34922363I had to look it up. It means "female-led relationship."
>>34922359>In time, in time.HOW LONG MUST I WAIT
>>34922365What are you practising?
>>34922372Way too many words nigga
GenderIs there a difference between marriage and dating qualities?
>>34922329Wait, you're the femanon we convinced to wear yoga pants on a date she wanted to sabotage?
>>34922370I’m her orbiter, I follow her socials and like her posts and stories, waiting for a crumb of her attention back. U should try it.
End of bait
>>34922366then why is he still the bf? that's right... she'd rather date a douche and complain than *actually* be with the guy he's not.
>>34922372Empathy is a curse. People need to stop being so fucking whipped by guilt and wondering if they're le bad person
>>34922366I grew up in a situation where everyone talked about themselves more often than they asked about what the other was doing. I expect other people to have the same tendencies and to not have to have their hands held in conversation. If you complain about needing to "volunteer" information you need to be a better conversationalist because the other party is picking up what he sees as a lack in ability.BUT, I do have an annoying habit of leading the conversation then picking on a random person and saying "but what say you?". That's my way of being considerate
>>34922370Just lift heavy stuff and practice your smile. Im sure shes just around the corner.>>34922377What? No. Okay it was not me then, but I have called men chew toys before.
>>34922351>Are you actually BPD or were you shitting me earlier?Yeah, I got diagnosed with BPD (alongside GAD and PTSD) when I first started going to therapy at 23. It be like that sometimes.
>>34922359>I dont believe in such deterministic thinking. Cute thought though. Its surely true for myself. I was born to eat the apple and cast sin upon adam.The truth doesn't require your belief in order to stay true. Every woman whoever pined for a man does so because she appraised the man's life and his status, of the things he stood to benefit her. All women seek to attach to a man as though he were a host for her whims.This is why it is said women come from a man's rib. Because women are attached to us, hitching a ride on our very souls, so that she can experience and devour whatever she pleases. Men are just horses to women, beasts meant to carry her to her goals.
>>34922376MObviously yeah, just scroll up and look at the anon complaining about how he can't wife up the girl who wants to cheat on her long-distance boyfriend with him kwab
>>34922376Humiliation ritual
>>34922341>>34922335>birdanonIsn't she the fat chick who recently posted her tits here?
>>34922376not for me.
>>34922387Oh shit, sorry I thought you were memeingHope you're holding up alrightWell you seem to be doing alright for yourself I'm just an adhd retard
When did I love you become I loved you
>>34922376F.I always dated to marry, even if I have failed 3 out of 3 relationships.To date just not to be alone just seems demeaning. I'd rather be alone
>>34922373It's an instrument that has 6 strings 22 frets and plugs into an amp
>>34922366>>34922372>>34922375>>34922379kek, for future uses
>>34922396When that nigga dies
>>34922397this post has green flags
>>34922320>"Where are all these nasty women? Like, I hear about it but Ive never seen it. Who is genuinely telling you that you cant open up to your spouse other than some israeli twitter bot?"In most of the relationships I've had, things go south as soon as I need some help. I accept that I most likely attract and pick women who can't help me and maybe I go about asking for help in the wrong way.I'm not trying to be like "muh evil women are emotionally immature and selfish", but I am starting to believe that most women can't/don't want to deal with the ugliness from some mens problems and emotions.I'm not asking for anyone to save me I guess I just for once in my life want to have a partner that is actually a partner and can view it as me and them vs the problem rather than just create distance and expect me to fix and support them and myself with no support.Maybe I am in a cycle of getting with emotionally unstable women as an emotionally unstable man and am doomed from the start.
Should I visit a whore as a 30yo virgin? What kinda girl should I go for in order to avoid STDs?
>>34922376MDating qualities are mostly superficial:>who can vouch for you?>do we already kinda know each other?>are we attracted to each other?Dating is pretty much just getting your foot in the door. I go on dates to determine whether or not the woman has marriage qualities.If, after enough time spent together, I like a woman enough to commit to her, she has marriage qualities in my eyes.
>>34922376damn I never woulda guessed his race
>>34922402In what world is a blossoming 50 year old cat lady a green flag?
>>34922388Forgot to add one insightHus-band-ry>"Husbandry means the scientific management, cultivation, or care of crops, livestock, and resources."Horse husbandry, camel husbandry, pig husbandry.What are men called when they marry?>HusbandsThe jig is up, foids. You will eat our souls NO MORE.
>>34922320>This is how I attract men. its like spinning a web to ensnare prey. Have you been ensnared, anon?STOPI can't handle this!
>>34922403What's even your problem?
>>34922404Don't do it bro.>>34922403>getting with emotionally unstable women as an emotionally unstable manThat shit kinda fun while it lasts though nglLike lighting a firecracker
>>34922389fuck
>>34922407Anddd he's a horse face and she's more conventionally attractive than him despite being a chink.Every time kek.
>>34922385>What? No. Okay it was not me then, but I have called men chew toys before.I was about to say there's no way you'd believe that with a...ahem... Figure like yours.
>>34922404Jerk off right now. Right after you cum, ask yourself if want to go to a whore right then. There’s your answer.
>>34922378I'll pass on this>>34922385>Just lift heavy stuff and practice your smile. Im sure shes just around the corner.I'm not sure this will be that effective
>>34922366>>34922372>>34922375>>34922379Why did she draw him like Chud, tho? What did he do?
>>34922417Tbf I've known some decent looking guys with mid Asian girls. But they're usually the giga autist tech bro types
Natalie Cuomo or Saaniya Abbas?
>>34922398I also play guitar I'm not retarded
>>34922414My dad was a white trash meth head and sexually abused me
>>34922368It's cuz my problems are unsolvable. they see my resistance and then give up and go well fuck you. So I don't talk about them anymore. If one of those men at that circle brought me a shotgun with which to blow my brains out I'd sign up tomorrow And men are scary in general anyways. I'm not a man I'm a boy I'm the same person I was since I was 15, I've got no business there
>>34922352>Stop falling in love with every girl that gives you any attentionNTAI do this and its so fucking intense every time. Am I just fucked in the head or what?
>>34922376MWhen you're below the age of 25? Yes. I wasn't looking for someone to fucking marry.After 25? Yeah. I'm a lot more picky now.
>>34922422>What did he do? Failed step 1
>>34922411You're thinking about it in the most negative light. Isn't farming what gives the race of men souls? The beasts are no longer wild but cultivated in a garden. Women tend to small men and they go on to do great works.
>>34922172Add me or die #GRRQJRCU8Goodnight teehee <3>>34922426Natalie Cuomo could ride me and I wouldn't pull out >>34922431Yes>>34922429Your problems are solvable, use your brain
>>34922422It's not biographical. The author just writes comics with different personas. They chose to depict this fictional character as a chudjak because they're probably a brainrotted normalfag zoomer.
>>34922428REDNECK HICK SUCKING ON HER DADDY'S DICK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkc2qvxxBps
>>34922427Alright. I'm practicing barres
>>34922434These kinda posts makes one realise it's over, it's literally impossible to start dating at 29. I should just start getting happy endings from thai massagers
pain and suffering
>>34922422oldy, but a goldy
>>34922435Step 1? As in, admitting to yourself and others that you have a problem?
>>34922441What? I'm 28 myself.
>>34922445Not being ugly
>>34922441>it's literally impossible to start dating at 29You're an idiot>>34922442What's wrong D:
Hypothetically, how would one go about grooming a shy 22-year old recent graduate as a 26-year old hag grad student?>>34922376I'm picky for a reason. Each man I choose should be suitable for eternal bond.>>34922403>Maybe I am in a cycle of getting with emotionally unstable women as an emotionally unstable man I have no advice. Thats how my last relationship ended. Just met at the wrong time and place in our lives. Have you considered taking this time to yourself to grow inwardly? I think that sometimes thats the best thing to do. Right now Im sad and lonely, but trying my best to grow independent of others. >>34922418What happened with the yoga pants story? Im curious now.>>34922421Effectiveness not guaranteed. :}
>>34922429The problems that are unsolvable are to be discarded, you let them go. Not every problem can be solved after all. It's a matter of saying "Fuck it". You are allowed to do that, without the shotgun blender to your brain obviously. >And men are scary in general anyways.Yeah we are but deep down we're not. You were a scary mother fucker just a second ago talking about splattering your skull open so you can share your thoughts with the dry wall lol. That was scary but I know well enough you are sincere and honest enough to admit that, means you're alright.>I'm not a man I'm a boy I'm the same person I was since I was 15, I've got no business thereI got a steady job my own house wife and kids, I still haven't aged past 16 either. I'm still very much a scared shitless kid piloting and adult's body like a meat mechanic gundam robot and I am stuck in the cockpit within the walls of my mind. Welcome to manhood, that's part of the deal. You're a man, and you'd be welcome there. One of the rules is 'no posturing'. That means people pretending they got their shit together are breaking a rule. You come to a fire circle and admit you want to blow your brains out, you would be respected for having the balls to admit the truth.
>>34922376>Is there a difference between marriage and dating qualities?Dating is almost exclusively about the upfront aspect of a relationship and exists to vet partners on the qualities you notice immediately. How they like to spend their free time, what they do for work, what topics are important to them, what their sense of humor is like. You can often miss both good and bad traits that you won't after truly getting to know someone. What this woman is alluding to is looking for someone who is initially perfect and exciting in the hopes that he remains perfect and exciting. When she opened up to someone who wasn't her ideal, she realized this pursuit of perfection was actually harming her and her (non-existent) relationships.>>34922395>Hope you're holding up alrightYeah, I'm fine. The biggest thing for me was the anxiety, which was caused by the trauma and made my autism all that much worse. But I'm going to therapy. I'm on a new anti-depressant. And I don't have any addictions. WGMI.
>>34922441Not really. There's a lot of late bloomers like yourself out there. But if you have a perpetual view that you need experience to get experience like employment you're just going to suffocate in your own misery. You just have to start going on dates and not be afraid to make mistakes.
>>34922457>>34922448It's just that nobody has never been attracted to me, it sucks
>>34922442 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SaR6-0u3Eo
It must really suck to be actually ugly. Not like mid, but genuinely ugly.
>>34922461i haven't wastched that movie in so long.
>>34922460You're a moid. That means you have to make the first move. Most girls aren't going to make the first move and if they do it's going to be so subtle you won't be aware it was even a move to begin with
>>34922460How do you know if you don’t ask anyone out?
>>34922440Make sure your action isn’t too high otherwise it will be a huge pain
>>34922441F. soon turning 33At 28 years old I was on my second man that I married. We ended up divorcing after I turned 29 because I just couldnt get pregnant.Literally tried day and night for years. A visit to the doctor revealed an ugly truth. It was me. I left him a week after we got the results so he could find the the family and fulfill his dream of being a dad.I have had a boyfriend afterwards. but he found someone "better".Looking for a cure for my cat allergy so I can become an old cat lady
>>34922463It's such a perfect classic. The part where the main characters steal the cop car is a favorite.
>>34921978>Tfw 7 year old niece asks me why I'm not wearing a ring Lol is it really that weird now for a mid 30s guy to not be married? She even asked if I'm always going to be like that
>>34922453>"Have you considered taking this time to yourself to grow inwardly? I think that sometimes thats the best thing to do. Right now Im sad and lonely, but trying my best to grow independent of others."I've been trying to at least. Something I keep bringing up to my therapist is how a lot of things I used to enjoy don't really bring me any pleasure at all anymore and in my ideal world I would be the only person alive and could do anything I wanted to
forgot to wear a bra to work and my work shirt chafed so bad that the air conditioning on my chest is giving me full body shudders
>>34922194Yes, usually it's from a long day of buildup plus overstimulation through clit stim plus piv and buttstuff.
>>34922469Catposter?
>>34922469>but he found someone "better".You’re the one who left him. Fucking bitch.
Did it ever fuck you up when you realized that most of your friendships came from your spending money you didn't have on credit cards to treat and entertain people while hanging out?
>>34922480most of my friendships came from church and childhood.
>>34922471If a man looks decently attractive and is not married to a woman after a certain age, people will assume he is a toilet trader
>>34922469Why dont you breeders ever just adopt?? Oh my god, is marriage not a sacred bond to you people? Why even get married?>>34922480Thankfully never had friends like this, no. I met my best friend through a My Bloody Valentine facebook group in 2015.
>>34922471Tell your 7 yo niece that you can't get the ladies' hands off your cock long enough to get a ring on their finger.
>>34922480most of my friendships came from having a razor wit and sincerely engaging with people one-on-one
>>34922482So most of your friendships came from being homosexually molested by the clergy when you were young?
>>34922471>Lol is it really that weird now for a mid 30s guy to not be married? She even asked if I'm always going to be like thatIt's because your niece is a female. Girls instantly check for rings, it's what females do they sniff social status out like a pig looking for truffles
>>34922480im entirely broke so no
>>34922491So you're homeless and tell creepy jokes to strangers in the public park, I see
>>34922492the only person who was found out to be a pedophile was a man who diddled little boys so i was fine.
There is something after death
>>34922480I think that's just you man
>>34922490Why are you advocating that grown men brag about their genitalia to children? Is this because you want to normalise behaviour like how you groomed your niece into getting her pussy ate by you?
>>34922489>Why dont you breeders ever just adopt?? Oh my god, is marriage not a sacred bond to you people? Why even get married?Nta and not a girl. I am going to presume they married outside of church. Legalistic secular state marriages have empty oaths and their vows are not sacred.
>>34922469>oh look "something is wrong with me" hehe time to take it out on my bf and dump him>wheeeeee look I'm a quirky stereotype wine aunt with cats, who wants to hook up for some fun?I see through it
>>34922480This never happened to me. However, multiple of my friends have said that I'm the only person they go to fancy places with & spend money with. I like good food and cocktails.
GenderDo you keep any strange things on you in case of emergency?
>>34922489>Why even get married?The purpose of marriage is literally to make your own children.
>>34922469I'm sorry to hear that.My uncle married his childhood friend, the girl he walked to school with every day since they were 6. Early into their marriage they found out she was infertile, and they've been married for 40 years. It's sad but it's not the end of the world.
>>34922444Chat, can any of you explain why did she protect the identity of her rapist ex but chose to shame Daryl's name?
>>34922462I'd know
>>34922497>"If I wasn't Alexander I would want to be Diogenes." - Alexander the Great
>>34922500Yes, an afterlife of perpetual sodomy. Of being stripped nude and raped by Satan and his minions.
>>34922506Knowledge from this book.
>>34922506A can opener, always.
>>34922468I've been over this so many times. It's not my action it's my hand. Unless you're gonna give me free surgery there's nothing I can do
Why do so many people think 80,000 a year is a normal middle class single salary (USA currency)? Most normal people make under that.
>>34922521Most normal people are working class, not middle class. Americans are just incapable of discussing class
>>34922520If youre struggling a lot maybe something with your technique is fucked . Go to a guitar teacher or get people online to check it and adjust
>>34922510I wonder if your uncle beats his wife
Three years ago I gained a large sum of money, I won't disclose the number but it's in the 8 digits. I thought life would be easy and women would appear but nothing has happened.
>>34922526NTA I went to a guitar teacher once and he played with my tits and pussy and told me it was just like playing a guitar
>>34922489>Just take care of some deadbeats discarded nut that they didn't want and isn't even related to you Cannot imagine a more cucked thing, why do people do this
>>34922529You had better be saving that shit, bro. That is your emergency fund. Or at least talk to a financial advisor about if you can live on recurring distributions from it.
>>34922495Bro she's 7
>>34922531I think you just got molested
>>34922506I carried a crowbar in my backpack when I was in high school
>>34922529Hire like a personal attendant/event planner or whatever.
>>34922536That dude is a fucking pedophile, a sadly common condition of /atoga/ men.
>>34922502>you groomed your nieceFuck off. Her father just wants to blame me for her getting a girlfriend. I can't help it if she was influenced by witnessing an actual healthy relationship when she stayed with my wife and I. >>34922506>Do you keep any strange things on you in case of emergency?Narcan, after seeing a friend overdose.>>34922521It depends where you live and whether or not you are full time. The median salary for full-time workers in the US is $65k, and can be much higher depending on the city/state.
>>34922543>a sadly common condition of /atoga/ men.>>34922490>Tell your 7 yo niece that you can't get the ladies' hands off your cock long enough to get a ring on their finger./atoga/ women are quite sus too, thoever
>>34922532Nta but I'm a dad got my own biological kids and I would be open to adopt if the circumstances called for it. It's not cucked to adopt a kid, the kid isn't fucking your wife. I wouldn't go out of my way to adopt a kid, but if I happened upon a homeless child who had no home and no parents I'd take them in and raise them because it's the right thing to do
>>34922526I think I should just get really into the idea of playing a guitar but not actually do it. I'll have a bunch of fancy custom ones on my wall but when someone asks me to play a song I'll make up some excuse. "Oh haha that one needs new strings, my wrist is sprained, I lost my pick"
>>34922521Lifestyle creep and comparing yourself to others. If you make a decent amount of money you probably know others who make similar amounts or more and you end up comparing yourself to the richer ones. I make plenty of money and I try to stay cognizant of it but I can't help but compare myself to the others at my job who have second jobs and make even more than me and feel like I need to get a second job too
Did you study in the Druid's Keep at Paranor, under the tutelage of the ancient Druid Galaphile?
>>34922536>She's 7Yeah? Girls look for social status at that age. That's how girls are they want to know who is who and who has X and who doesn't have Y. It's like when 7 year old boys want to destroy toys or gadgets or take them apart just to see how it works. Girls do the same but with people.>>34922543Nothing I said was remotely sexual. Tell me how checking for social signals is sexual.
>>34922548>quite susShe literally bragged about grooming her niece and playing it off as supporting her niece coming out as gay. It's very sinister.
>>34922549You're raising another man's seed without passing down your own. That's grade A cuckoldry.
>>34922549>It's not cucked to adopt a kid, the kid isn't fucking your wife.The definition of cuckold literally comes from raising another man’s child.
>>34922495So essentially if I have no ring it signals no one wanted me
Femanons, do you squirt?
>>34922559No, it signals that you are not controlled and tempted by Sauron.
>>34922561Only in my current relationship. I'd never done it before, and I can't do it by myself.
>>34922557>You're raising another man's seed without passing down your own. That's grade A cuckoldry.The kid would carry your name and whatever legacy that adopted kid creates has your family name on it. I would agree that raising another man's kid is sad if you marry a single mom sure, but an orphan? Come on man calling that cuckoldry is weak, you're thinking like the child is your competition.>>34922558It comes from old french, the original meaning is when a man is deceived into raising a child that isn't his own. The deception is what makes the definition. Willingly adopting a kid isn't a deception and it can't be cuckoldry.>>34922559>So essentially if I have no ring it signals no one wanted meIf you're a woman yes. If you're a man no.
>>34922454>The problems that are unsolvable are to be discarded, you let them go. Not every problem can be solved after all. It's a matter of saying "Fuck it"Yeah there it is, just ignore your problem. Yes I could live a life of coping and seething and constantly fighting to do shit to spite my problems while they drag me down and weigh on me, but like why, what kind of life is that. I could build some sort of glass castle on a foundation of inadequacy and insecurity, but tall as it is it's still transparent and fragile. I don't wanna live that kind of life, why would I.
>>34922532Incels are ontologically cucked.
>>34922572It is definitely cuckold-adjacent
>>34922550Its basically the boomer method. Learn few chords and some blues licks and have 20 les pauls you never use
>>34922578We can play the adjacent olympics all day. If you fuck a woman in the ass it's faggot adjacent.
It’s not just the next 9/11, enabled by AI, that is coming. It’s the next global financial crisis. It’s the next pandemic. It might even be the next world war. What, if anything, can we do about it?
>>34922536>>34922543You shame that guy while some bisexual foid groomer just asked the unc to tell the 7 year old girl how long and alluring his cock?>>34922490
y r men so doomer.
>>34922584It was too ridiculous for me to engage with
>>34922580>If you fuck a woman in the ass it's faggot adjacent.it absolutely is
>>34922453>Hypothetically, how would one go about grooming a shy 22-year old recent graduate as a 26-year old hag grad student?You seem to know what you're doing. But for me it's when she gets inside my head, makes me frustrated. The way she's intentional about giving me attention, but always does so in a way that makes me feel quaint, and the interaction always ends on her terms.I do seem to fight it at first, so the push and pull is important. But as our interactions pile up, I'll notice myself feeling almost siphoned by engaging with her. And that's usually when I think "if trying to resist her feels this intense, what would trying to please her feel like?"
When I visit /atoga/, I am reminded of a coeducational version of the great intellectual salons for discussing the issues of the day, such as those once organized by Benjamin Franklin.
>>34922574You're not going to escape insecurity. No one does, anyone who ever promised you a life where you become 100% secure and never face insecurity ever again was lying to you. Insecurity is OK. It's not insecurity that makes a man weak, it's his failure to carry insecurity with dignity that does.
>>34922584>how long and alluring his cock?Now you’re just making shit up
>>34922490The fuck is wrong with you? Why would you even post this?
>>34922593No U
>>34922593Dude, you literally told a man to flash his pecker to a little kid. What the fuck is wrong with you?
MenHow are the great deeds coming?
>>34922593They like doing that.
>>34922590Yea, verily. This place will undoubtedly be seen by historians as one of the great philosophical schools of our day.
>>34922597I helped save lives during the Plague Years. Now I'm on standby, waiting for my next call to adventure.
>>34922572You're just giving this stranger's kid this whole "name and legacy" that should've gone towards your own. A literal unrelated stranger, with who knows what kind of genetics and temperament, probably not a good one if his parents ditched him. >>34922575Women trying to shame me with irrelevant insults will never not be funny, give me another one
>>34922521It's not anymore, 120k is middle class now. Americans don't want to discuss poverty.
>>34922596She didn't, but what she said sure isn't something that should be spoken to a seven-year-old...
>>34922597MI've acquired gf. I saw that Classic+ is a thing now?I don't think I'll play it unless someone wants me to play it with them. I am kinda looking forward to the Monsters & Memories early access next month doe.
Wait, did OP post a scene from The To-Do List in the GIF because I mentioned watching it on here? Well, gee, now I feel powerful and influential in a small little way. I still fucking think Aubrey Plaza murdered her former husband, though. No proof, just a hunch.
>>34922490Weird.>>34922589>it's when she gets inside my head, makes me frustrated.yess...>The way she's intentional about giving me attention, but always does so in a way that makes me feel quaint, and the interaction always ends on her terms.Yess...>"if trying to resist her feels this intense, what would trying to please her feel like?"YESSS...
>>34922599>>34922490>Tell your 7 yo niece that you can't get the ladies' hands off your cock long enough to get a ring on their finger.Well, I'm not surprised that you support showing off dicks to children.
>start scrolling through twitter>end up on a tweet from a (allegedly) 24-year-old girl saying "If you don't have pics of a 10/10 gargling your semen you shouldn't be giving dating advice" Man to think the relationship advice discourse on 4chan is actually better than twitter is disturbing
>>34922605120k is roughly what the assistant vice director of a state government agency makes, or an Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of Programs and Planning in the American federal government.
>>34922561i have twice ever
>>34922613Twitter went full retard the moment they started selling blue checkmarks to people. It's been a worthless website for anything other than self-promotion and shitposting ever since
Women don't love men, they just love what they can provide. When you're at your weakest is when they hate you the most.
>>34922614oddly specificbizarrely naive
>>34922480My friends treat me most of the time >>34922486This but unironically lol>>34922500Deleted scenes?>>34922521This place is full of nerds who earn a lot >>34922585Nothing to smile about in my life
>>34922613Most women in my graduating class started posting After Sex Selfies of their bare feet with their sexual partner's poking out under bedsheets around the time they turned 30. Mostly to prove they were still having sex. In other cases it was because they'd bagged a mini-celebrity for a night and wanted to show off "hey I fucked this small time but kind of well known YouTuber/podcaster/whatever", similar to Basic Dudes who are holding a giant fish in their dating app profiles.
men don't like having sex they just love having direct access to internal organs. when they're balls deep inside you their penis transforms into a scorpion stinger and injects you with its venom. when youre at your weakest is when you are injected with the venom.
>>34922620Have you ever read A Magical Girl Retires? Your image reminded me of that book a little.
>>34922618I love men at their weakest. Its when I feel most alive. The thought of coaxing and coddling a man at rock bottom excites me like nothing else. I want him completely and utterly emmeshed.
>>34922490Bruh
>>34922623Me when I inject venom.
>>34922624No but now I want to, the art looks peakAnyway goodnight guysWhat should I fap to
>>34922623Imagining a cutesy chibi scoprion writing this with a mischievous grin.
Why do women date men they witnessed getting homosexually raped, but those women did nothing about it? And in some cases even sexually got off on the sight of the man being homosexually forced upon and started masturbating to it?
>>34922599A weird pick to simp over
>There's a guy who went on 5 dates with a girl but no sex >There's another guy who had sex with her on the first dateGenderWhich guy has enjoyed greater intimacy with her?
>state gender>state how many friends you havem0
>>34922591I mean it's not just insecurity at the end of the day but how people actually perceive me in the real world, even if I was unreasonably confident that wouldn't change. How you carry it doesn't change how you are, if you're 300 pounds you're 300 pounds no matter what you think of it and everyone knows that when they hear the floorboards creaking down the hall before they even see you. So yes I know I've failed, I've done that all my life, in this world there are winners and there are losers.
>>34922623I wish I could make a woman's liver and kidneys invincible with my penis. Why? I've had too much sex with alcoholics who are either going to go broke or die from their addiction.
>>34922634f20ish
>>34922623Then why is poking holes in condoms a rare occurrence?
>>34922637what a whore
>>34922628Have you seen those videos where the guy cums while fucking a womans shoe?
>>34922634M30-40More if we include online
>>34922634I'd say about 4 or 5 people I consider close friends.
>>34922620Mandall is literally me
>>34922634M1ish
Can we talk about the Bornean Orangutans that have been sneaking into your room at night while you sleep, masturbating your penis, and licking up the semen after they force you to cum?
>>34922623>men don't like having sex they just love having direct access to internal organs. when they're balls deep inside you their penis transforms into a scorpion stinger and injects you with its venom. when youre at your weakest is when you are injected with the venom.Also, moidvenom can infect you with a parasite. Like in Alien franchise.
>>34922618>>>/r9k/
>>34922636You made me think of vodka lemon sours and I started salivating.
>>34922650That entire movie was written so that men would understand how terrifying things like rape and pregnancy are for women. For whom Alien is just every day life and "face huggers" are men desperate to get they willies wet.
>>34922650I'd get her pregnant too I really can't lie to you guys gotta be honest
>>34922634F0
>>34922634M, around 10 and I'm only counting people I actually make the effort to meet up with in person and I'm not counting family/cousins
>>34922653This might be the most feminist theory thing i have ever read.
Today's a bad dayConfirmed for more overtime this week againa certain rat bastard was confirmed alive, againprices are going up,againagain, again, again, nothing hut shit turd news, what are we even living for at this point? What gets you out of bed ever morning besides basic survival instinct?
>>34922637>20ishWhy are foid "friendships" so empty and vacuous? We're over here storming Normandy and the best you can manage is co-validating TJs houseplant purchases.
Someone tell me to stop talking to my ex.
>>34922655
>>34922634M3-4 close friends
>>34922655gang
>>34922634>>34922655https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ7-BPozcqMKek
>>34922655Hey *takes advantage of you*
>>34922422Why did she draw him so cute, tho?
>>34922660What makes you so sure theyre vapid? Human connection is special, you should try it sometime.
>>34922661Stop talking to your ex anon.
>>34922634M, 0I have a lot of acquaintances though >>34922642No wtf>>34922646>MandallLulzMandy is a vibe
Giving up on life has given me carte blanche to be a horrible person and do things I wouldn't normally do, like manipulating women and using them for sex. Sorry guys
>>34922660they're not empty and vacuous.... these are people i've met and trust throughout my life.
>>34922634F1Putting any other friends, besides my wife, in the same tier as my best friend feels like a disservice to her.
>>34922634I have three close friends. Dozens of orbiters.>>34922672I wont stop. Were getting back together soon I know it.
>>34922614They should make less.
Anons if your gf keeps a plushie to sleep with do you approve?
>>34922661Don't have sex with your exIt will make your life complexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yirsfzd_cK4
>>34922618>they just love what they can provide.I actually probably hate being provided for.
>>34922683Eh not that big of a deal. I occasionally hug a pillow to sleep, probably the same shit right? What kind of plushie is it
>>34922679Then why did you ask me anon?
>>34922671>>34922676NTA>>34922678Even the groomer gets it
>>34922659RIP, at least you'll be getting paid moreHope your hours improve soon>What gets you out of bed ever morningMy alarm clock, and duty to my dumbass students>>34922683Plushies are a gal's best friend
>>34922686It’s an orange cat. You can have one from my collection. Are you a frog type of guy?
What a bunch of performative wannabe losers you all are. I'm the only true 'cel left.
>>34922688>PicBeer?
>>34922683I'm buying a plushie for my gf so I can sleep with it for a while then give it to her so she has something to cuddle with that smells like me.
>>34922687I need to stop, but I cant. Hes my best friend. :(
>>34922690I'm more of a you type of guy can I hug that instead
>>34922660NAGThe question was "how many friends do you have" and friend is very broad. Maybe ask "how many close friends do you have"?But you can't even ask "how many friends do you have that you talk to each day" because zoomers still live by their snap streaks
>>34922683Yh I have one of my own
>>34922691>I'm the only true 'cel leftHeh, that's cute. You're probably younger than me, fakecel
Part of me wants to try weed, but part of me is worried it's going to make me even more lazy, like I already spend every second of my free time messing around on my computer, and part of me is worried it's going to make me super paranoid or give me schizophrenia, I'm already a neurotic person. Thoughts? I live in a state where it's legal so acquiring it and legal problems are a non issue.
>>34922688well they're not all equally worth.. like i have some friends who i am much closer to
>>34922699>Thoughts?If you want to be niggerlicious, smoke weedIf you want to fly close to the sun, snort cokeAnd if you want to have divine intellect, stay sober and pursue enlightenment
>>34922695Purrhaps>>34922697May I see?
>>34922699I wouldn’t suggest it.
>>34922704Why not?
>>34922699Paranoid is a dose issue ime. If you're already doing nothing it can't exactly make you do more nothing.
>>34922683If she doesn't steal one of my 50+ plushies, sure.
I don't have a life irl, I'm a blank slate NPC with zero personality. I come here to larp as different characters and shit because it's anonymous, none of them are actually me, having ids or a trip or some other identifier is my worst nightmare because then this circle would end up like all of my other ones and I don't wanna lose you guys. It's a special place
>>34922699every time ive smoked or had an edible i get really dopey and cuddly, i get the giggles and kinda sleep for five minutes then wake up over and over. one time i had a weed lollipop and i genuinely dont remember the entire day. i dont do it much bc its so intense for me even at baby doses but like, ur not gonna get lazier if you arent high? just do it once to see if you like it?
I don't want love, I want sex
>>34922706Paranoia really doesn’t explain it well enough. Weed is a psychedelic and weak hallucinogen. It is not nearly as benign as people make it out to be.
>>34922711That's how alcohol makes me.
>>34922690I actually have a frog plushie from a Boris concert I went to. I'd be happy to have a buddy for my frog
>>34922710hes actually lying he slays irl and he's larping as boring here
men u shoud be less bitter and more optimistic.
>>34922625Is this why you're on /atoga/? Where we reveal what's behind our stonecold faces?
>>34922719Optimistic about what?
>>34922719What is there to look forward to
>>34922722>>34922723so you're just sad all the time?
I should drink on my shift
>>34922725Yes you should.
>>34922724There are bursts of amusement on top of the sadness but it's deep seated and constant. So yes
>>34922719I'm a pretty content guy, I'm not bitter but I don't know if I'm an optimist. I accept reality for what it is and I try to make the most of it
>>34922719I am! Even trying to get into therapy! Though they haven't replied to me yet. Is this ghosting? Should I break up with them?
>>34922699You could try CBD first and see how that goes. I don't think anyone really gets side effects, just a sense of relaxed wellness. Anyway commonly available edibles are nothing at all like real marijuana.
Having good taste doesn't mean you can make good art is a lesson I had to learn the hard way
>>34922714alcohol makes me suuuper emotional
>>34922719There is no future for me, I'll be lonely forever until I die. Such is life
>>34922703>May I see?It's one of those ones that folds out into a pillow. He's close to 20 years old
>>34922729Why is it grey, that's disgusting. Imagine the smell
>>34922719women should be way higher on the "I can fix him" gameplan
>>34922729
Why would they forcibly sterilize Alan Turning instead of turning him into breeding stock to make more smarter people. It’s not like sterilizing him changed anything
>>34922741i would prefer it if you fixed yourself
>>34922502>how you groomed your nieceBro what?
>>34922735You can't make good art without it or at least someone to make aesthetic shotcalls
>>34922739NtaIncredible
>>34922719No, if anything I should be more bitter and pessimistic desu>>34922725Don't do that lol (I used to do this)
>>34922719Okay, but just a bit. Too much positivity is toxic too.
>>34922743>they forcibly sterilize Alan TurningNope, that was his choice.
>>34922745the only thing wrong with me is that I have no itty-titty goth gf. I can't fix that, that's your job.
>>34922719I'm trying. I'm not bitter but I definitely need to be more optimistic
>>34922743This is when they thought being gay was genetic. Making more fags was abominable.
>Sir, anon's starting to go outside and make friends. Should we introduce a significant other?>Yes, but only one that will painfully build character.
>>34922679That's not how you draw him back in. Keep your distance for a bit.
>>34922743literally nobody wants more smart peoplesmart people destabilize everything
>>34922679>Dozens of orbiters.What's that like?
>>34922758You cunts flip flop every other day whether faggotry is a choice or not.
BOOTShttps://files.catbox.moe/t2pekf.mp4
men how would u react if u had a gf and found out she had a homemade voodoo looking plush of u in her room that she slept w everynight?
>>34922764go back to posting kazakhs
>>34922764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNZ5qylG3qk
>>34922747Yeah obviously but I'm saying having it doesn't mean you can manifest it into something equally good
>>34922759God playing with me like a toy
>>34922765If she's gonna make a plush based on me, it could at least be something cute.
We talk a lot about not liking women with tattoos itt but I just want it to be on the record:I don't hate tattoos. I hate HER tattoos. I've met some girls with beautiful tattoos that are artistic and well-thought out but some people just chose to have the dumbest, impulsive, meaningless scribbles all over their bodies and that's what I don't like.
>>34922679>Dozens of orbiters.What are some ways they make themselves useful?
>>34922765You are childish and exhausting
>>34922770it's brutal.to git gud you need to start bad, and if you have taste it is far too easy to go, "oh well, this sucks." and then ADHD your way to something else.
>>34922765>men how would u react if u had a gf and found out she had a homemade voodoo looking plush of u in her room that she slept w everynight?Why are women always left hand path?
>>34922774why are u assuming it's not cute? do u want it to be like a fursona plush version of u instead? >>34922779what do u have against plushes
Girls what would you do if a moid said he liked you but he doesn't wanna go on a date with you until next month because this next month is the busiest, most important month of his career, but doesn't want to risk missing out on dating you?
mdosimdosimoidsmoidsmoidsmoids
>>34922765It would be a bit weird I guess
>>34922764Damn you. I thought this was going to be a femanon in sexy boots.
>>34922787*bites you*
>>34922792r u shitting me
>>34922787WHAT!?
>>34922784>why are u assuming it's not cute?The only voodoo doll looking thing that's ever been cute is Sackboy.>do u want it to be like a fursona plush version of u instead?I don't know man, you could go to Build-A-Bear or something.
>>34922795eww i have a boyfriend...
>>34922785Disappointed
>>34922766Go back to posting tomboys
NEED
>>34922806Americans are so lucky they have black girls
>>34922787Yo
>>34922806>when she can't dance for shit so you have to quick-cut 50 times in 20 secondsbleak
>>34922806She makes my penis tingle. I wanna make octaroon babies with her
>>34922806need2breed
>>34922765I'd marry her >>34922776>We talk a lot about not liking women with tattoos ittY'all have shit taste>>34922806That hairspray?>>34922810>dancing Is that what that was supposed to be
>>34922784Nothing against plushies just against you. Unless I was similarly child minded or a literally groomer I'd leave you after a month if you were my gf.
>>34922805>Go back to posting tomboysnta. But I wish there were more than like 5 of them in the world.
>>34922806Women, thoughts on men seeing you as porn categories
>>34922815>Is that what that was supposed to bethat or a big pharma side-effect reel
>>34922805what flavor?
>>34922810Cope.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrkHS3TZ3bg
>state gender>https://youtu.be/3cgq0OWrsdI
>>34922820Both! The contrast is one of my favorite things about them
>>34922816well im not ur gf so why does any of that matter :Pjust ignore my posts silly
>>34922820Neither one of those.
>>34922820it's not fair....
I made the girl I like a flax seed pillow, and I wrote her a love note, is it over?
>>34922821go go power rangers... I guess ?
>>34922830She might get the ick
>>34922822i see no marks denoting this post as a question>>34922830u did good...
Am I crazy for wanting to marry my bpd on the spectrum gf?
>>34922830Nigga...
>>34922836Get it how you living brother
>>34922748In what way?
why do girls sleep so fucking much
>>34922836Probably. They are intoxicating, I'll give you that. But marriages need stability.How long have you been dating?
>>34922765
>>34922843Plaps make them sleepy
I unlocked my bankai today, I feel so much stronger now.
>>34922843You'd be tired too if you had to carry around an ass that fat.
>>34922843i sleep very little
>>34922846Wtf is bongftah is this AI slop
>>34922830So cute
>>34922854And that's why you nap all day
>>34922851What's your zanpakuto release?
>>349228455 monthsIm not planning to propose already I just already can't imagine spending my life with anyone elsewe did have our first "fight" recently over nonsense cause she was having a moment but like I'm willing to get through those moments to be with her
>>34922785id rather he just wait to confess until next month
Society, you had a chance... To fix me... Instead of fixing me... YOU BROKE ME! YOU BROKE MEEEEE!
>>34922861inb4 "those moments" escalate kek
women,Do you GET anime?men,would you tolerate a woman who doesn't GET anime?
>>34922762Honestly, I went up until this very moment thinking it was normal to have orbiters. I suppose it feels natural? Not everyone is going to be a ride or die to confide in. Some people orbit in and out of my immediate vision and it just feels natural whenever they come around again.>>34922777I dont consider my relationships transactions.>>34922785You cant find a single day this month? How am I supposed to be assured this wont be our whole lives together? Dumped.>>34922843Why are men shaped like pillows? Why does the crook between their arm and chest nest my head so perfectly? Answer me.
>>34922867MI don't watch anime
>>34922011Babe, use Adblock!
>>34922843Low iron, liver digestion issue connected to PMOS (aka new pcos), dehydration, not being able to eat on period, b vitamin deficiency, abusing ssri's because doctors don't continue to study evolving issues and call our chronic pain problems they are too stupid to solve "anxiety and depression".
>>34922867>men, would you tolerate a woman who doesn't GET anime?Yes, even though I grew up with it and still watch it every now and then I can't deny that the bulk of the anime/manga out there is cringe garbage. I also don't need my partner to share the same interests as me
>>34922868>thinking it was normal to have orbiters.For women yeah
>>34922867My last gf was 0% weeb besides liking Hello Kitty and it was great.
>>34922872>solve "anxiety and depression".get knocked up it ain't that deep
>>34922868>You cant find a single day this monthWhat if he's leaving for the whole month
>>34922877Well, she already was. Then cps took her kid.
>>34922874Well some of my orbiters are guys, therefore guys must have orbiters too, no?>>34922867I used to get it but now I think its slop and pedobait.
>>34922861>5 monthsPlace your head on the block, anon.
>>34922858I WISH
>>34922880>Well some of my orbiters are guys, therefore guys must have orbiters too, no?Literally what is this logic lmao
>>34922879I didn't ask
>>34922880>slop and pedobaitWhile I think it's crucial that anime keeps shotas, lolis and incest to keep the normalfags out, you should probably try harder if you can't find good anime without shotas/lolis
Why do guys say cringy things during sex like "youre wet." Do you think we don't know that? Also just because we are wet it doesn't mean we are turned or you don't have to put any work in.
>>34922880Where are these orbiters of yours? Are these online connections or people IRL? What makes someone an orbiter? >guys must have orbiters too, no?If orbiter just means someone who is into you and keeps hovering around despite having no chance then yes I have had that happen before
>>34922880>Well some of my orbiters are guys, therefore guys must have orbiters too, no?NTA. Orbiter on 4chan means someone who wants you, but can't have you.
>>34922867this made me smile. good webm moid. i like cyborg 009 but not as much as this guy. i can find him relatable though
>>34922868>>34922880Define an orbiter first. I don't think our definitions line up
>>34922888It's because we like hearing you talk, and we're projecting that. Do you want us to just keep our mouths shut?
>>34922888Ok bitch I'll just stay silent and then nut and roll over
>>34922888I feel like I've heard more women say they want men to be more vocal than saying men need to stop talking during sex
Guys occasionally get shit on for not knowing enough about how menstruation works but I feel like a guy knowing too much about how it works is much weirder.Femanons, please share your thoughts.
>>34922888BEEP BOOP YOU ARE EMITTING FLUIDS is stupid, yes, but like... "wow, you're so wet" and shit like that is like... don't you want acknowledgement and interaction? Would you rather I just left? Bye then I guess.
>>34922877Can't afford to get pregnant, take off work to deal with being pregnant sick, take off work to breastfeed/pump, low wage jobs don't accomodate for shit, child care while attending work is BREAKING EVEN, if your parents are too retarded to take care of themselves or worse too retarded to not be abusive YOU ARE SOL, stress hurts baby, etcMinimum wage is to blame for the birthrate.
>>34922888ITT: femanon discovers she has autism
>>34922901feature not bug
>>34922888>Why do guys say cringy things during sex like "youre wet." Do you think we don't know that?She'd previously said that she's out of my league, and I felt like rubbing that in.
>>34922898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdQ9H_yI7CE
>>34922905I'm telling the bugs on the government.
>>34922886Theres good anime out there, see picrel, but most of it is trash.>>34922889>>34922890>>34922892Oh. I think maybe there is a language barrier here. When I say orbiter, I mean a friend that I am friendly with and see with other friends, but one I dont necessarily go out of my way to hang out with. My other three friends, for example, I make explicit attempts to hang out with one on one.>>34922889Anon I think >>34922902 is right. Youre thinking about it way too hard. Sex is easy, its a push and pull of two energies. Just loosen up and feel the *vibes*.
>>34922820right x300
>>34922915>Kaijibased
>>34922867If you are here and you don't like anime/manga you need to kill yourself btw
>>34922915And orbiter is someone who you don't give a fuck about and use for attention, but they cling to you on the faint hope that they'll get with you.
>>34922888i would like it if a guy said that to me :(
>>34922920Weeb trash
Important update from /tv/:Gen-Z Boss and a Mini has won. I repeat, Gen-Z Boss and a Mini has won. The other girls all lost. We never have to repost that video again.https://www.instagram.com/rachhwilde
>>34922898it wouldnt be weird i would just assume he has female friends or relatives hes close with which is a good thing
>>34922915Disgusting normalfag taste
>>34922927What'd she win?
>>34922915The word you're looking for is acquaintance, not orbiter. What's your mother tongue, what do you speak other than English?
>>34922925kys
>>34922919Literally me
>>34922936(You) btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y3tvWaf8fY
>>34922919
>>34922941>>34922936
I wish I was a normal height and not subhuman
i wish i was a normal height and not prohuman
>>34922919>basedI know, man. I keep telling everyone Im THE DREAM WOMAN. >>34922921Wow I should really stop using that term then, I had no idea. I pictured it as a planet orbiting the sun as it spins, only perfectly aligned once a day.>>34922934My mother tongue is english. Acquaintence feels too cold. Were friends but I wouldnt want to spend one on one time with them. Maybe its a cultural thing? I grew up in the country and people take "friend" lightly there.>>34922942The Society of Spectacle is required reading for Kaiji. Wonderful show.>>34922944What is your height, anon?
>>34922946>What is your height, anon?5'3
>>34922948Awe cute. Why are you subhuman?
>>34922943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55sM5dba-8
>>34922949>Awe cuteThis is what I mean. I'm tiny and skinny and I'll never feel like a man or be seen as one.
>>34922925nta
>>34922949>Why are you subhuman?He's a whiny incel
>>34922946>Were friends but I wouldnt want to spend one on one time with themYea to me that isn't a friend at that point >I grew up in the country Do you have a country accent?
>>34922888I bet this is pasta
>>34922924You're wet. Like literally made of water. The mattress is soaked. We should have done this in a bathtub.
>>34922950>>34922936Idk why you keep posting links when I'm not even opening them. Here's a cute shota
Me when femanon texts she's feeling lonely.
>>34922919>>34922942I guarantee the guy that wrote this is an insufferable faggot.
>>34922958you have no idea how true this is my hyperhydrosis is so bad
>>34922948>>34922959Dis you
>>34922927What on earth are you on about?
>>34922965Don't worry, I'm sure plenty of guys are into that. Just gotta put some extra towels down.
>>34922963>texts she's feeling lonely.That means she's flirting?
>>34921978I miss moshing. State gender, do you have an outlet to release pent up frustration and anger, something that brings you catharsis? If so, what is it and what do you like about it
>>34922953So stop trying to be what youll never be. Play to your strengths. So what youre a twink? Look for a girlfriend that likes twinks. Stop whining about what you arent and embrace what you are.>>34922956>Yea to me that isn't a friend at that point I think Im okay with three friends then. I don't enjoy being one on one with friends, it feels to vulnerable. I prefer that intimate space be kept for those im truly close with, particularly a lover. Meh. Im a bit weird.>Do you have a country accent?Yeah it slips out on occasion. Especially with things like roof and bag.
>>34922971Controlled moshingAka exercise with headphones
>>34922972>Yeah it slips out on occasion. Especially with things like roof and bag.Is it something you're embarrassed of or has it just faded over time? Does it come back out when you go back home or talk to someone else with a country accent?
GenderHow's your relationship with your dad? If you have one, how's your relationship with your significant other?
Every time I see a cat image posted, I think its KP. I miss her bros..
>>34922972That makes my skin crawl though, shit like this >>34922966 makes my skin absolutely crawl, I don't want to date a pedophile nor do I want to larp as something I don't want to be and emasculate and humiliate myself just for a chance at pussy, I should just throw away what little dignity I have left?
Was getting sick of the Inde hype but the pits have won me over.
>>34922978I had 4 friends graduate and/or xfer to her university for grad school, so there's a non-zero chance I might see her on an instagram story this year. Imagine if one of my moid friends ends up dating her
>>34922981Gross dude.
I can pinpoint the exact 2 pieces of media i saw where i realized black (half?) girls were also sexy.
>>34922980What's wrong with liking smaller men?*glares at you*
The noodle place used to have a drink that was neon green and tasted like whipped cream despite not having any dairy in it. It was delicious, and they keep not bringing it back.Women did this to me.
>>34922981Why are your reminding me of my asian ex who was physically incapable of growing armpit hair?
>>34922986Your crush looks like a rat that crawled out of a storm drain.
>>34922972Also I kinda get what you mean about being one on one with a friend feeling a bit intimate but if I'm trying to plan some shit with friends and only one ends up being down I won't flake on it. Or there are some friends I have who I don't share a group with so we hang out one on one but it does feel a bit different. It's a nice thing to have though>>34922977>How's your relationship with your dad? M, recently buried him. Never liked him although he wasn't the absolute worst. The only salient memories of him from my childhood are the negative ones though. His death brought out more conflicting emotions than I anticipated. Not so much sadness and grief but more so guilt and confusion and rage >If you have one, how's your relationship with your significant other?Pretty good, I'm a lucky guy. We are both emotionally mature and stable people and our goals/personalities are very aligned
>>34922980Wolverinemaxx, or save up for the surgery like me.
>>34922993Like roids?
>>34922968do you think? it even gets in my eyes its kind of gross
>>34922987>tasted like whipped cream despite not having any dairy in itthat's just nitrogen infusionnitro-whateveryou can do it to any beverage
>>34922977MGood but could be closer.I love Calvin and Hobbs so much. I wish i had the money to buy the hardcover version of the complete collection
>>34922994>Like roids?Not necessarily, just lift. Manlet gains are real.
>>34922996>nitrogen infusionNope.
>>34922990That means >he has fat nutz.
>>34922999I worked out for about a year but it didn't make my any bigger my muscles just got denser, like a teenager who started working out. I've lost it all since I stopped anyway
>>34922980Fakecel.>>34922976Haha yeah it does come out around other rural folk. I was very embarassed about It once I moved to the city and its mostly disappeared now.>>34922981Whats the appeal of foid pit? A man's pit is like muscle heaven, being sandwiched beween pecs and biceps and delts, it really is heaven. Meanwhile, for women, its like... Sideboob and flab.
>>34923006>Sideboob and flab.guh
>>34922970Nta, i mean it’s signaling but not really flirting.
>>34922965Why not go get your shit fixed?
>>34923006>underestimating smell fetishistsRookie mistake
>>34922986>>34922980like this?
I think Ed Sheeran has no soul
>>34923007Honestly I only see the appeal of chubby girls. Like if I were a guy, Id think femininity = softness, nurture soft, take care of soft, give soft lots of grapes. Chubby soft. Chubby good!>>34923011Like after a good day at the gym? I can understand it now. Still think its boneless compared to men.>>34923013Oh there is absolutely no light behind those eyes, none.
>>34923006>I was very embarassed about It once I moved to the city and its mostly disappeared now.I feel like it's kind of a shame when people lose their accents to become one with the metropolitan US slurry. Maybe it's because I have a typical nondescript West Coast city accent but people who have other accents sound cool to me
>>34923014>Like after a good day at the gym?In general.
>>34923012Is he 21? I only like small adult men.
>>34922995>do you think?I love women's sweat, but I didn't know that Hyperhidrosis was a thing. I feel bad fetishizing someone's medical condition, but damn if it doesn't sound incredibly appealing.
>>34923006And besides I don't like women who like twinks anyways. I like women who like men not boys.
>>34923014>Chubby soft. Chubby good!Yes.
The sheer difference in how wet young women get vs old women (28+) is stark. Women, why are you like this?
>>34923024Fat as shit. Lardball. Fucking Thanksgiving turkey butterball bitch. Can feed a family of 12... Dozen.
genderare we cooming or are we dooming?
How to talk to a younger girl without being perceived as a creep?I have no romantic intrest, just pursuing a possible nice friendship
>>34923025When they're old their window of fertility closes and they stop having a sex drive and lubricating. It's obvious
>>34923029How hard is it to press a chick like this, how much do I need to bench to do this
>>34923025Older women are dry because evil men made them cry so much.
>>34923024That’s not it, anon
>>34923031>I have no romantic intrest, just pursuing a possible nice friendshipOk bro >>34923033In the realm of 120lbs, so not a lot
>>34923031You dont.>>34923024Thats a little bigger than chubby to me, but still cute!
>>34923037>In the realm of 120lbsHard to tell from the .gif
>>34921978Girls, is it really that bad that to like to listen to asmr girls.Girl I'm seeing doesn't like it and wants me to stop but it feels so nice to just chill to or fall asleep to. It's not like it's done when I'm with her either.
>>34923010it has no cure?
>>34923037So if I can bench a plate I can bench a chick? Would it not be harder to bench a human with less evenly distributed weight than a bar
>>34923033Most women weigh less than 135 lbs so if you can bench lmao1pl8 you're fine
>>34923043Lana used to be pretty, wtf?
>>34923025It's a general decline of health that doctors have not studied until now. Because they're retarded and don't care about women. Your dick is gonna break but they studied dick, buncha faggot doctors.
State GenderWhich matters more for you in terms of looks: A good smile or good skin?
>>34923021for reals? why?
>>34923047>Most women weigh less than 135 lbsFucking kek, that’s a joke
>>34923042She looks about that weight >>34923046If you can't then it's a skill issue ngl
>>34923043Emotional cheater.
evens and I close the curtains and jack off with an onahole
>>34923050M, that's actually kinda tough but maybe smile. When I think of good skin though I care more about the skin on her neck and collarbones and chest than whether or not she has acne
>>34923050MGood skin. I don’t have a good smile so I don’t expect others to have one. I wouldn’t mind someone who matches my dour face
>>34923054120 lbs is like college skinny for a 5’6” chick.
>>34923052Most normal and attractive women worry dating, that was implied
>>34923060You like em plump don't you
>>34923050Oof, bad skin is really bad for a chick.
>>34923033>>34923054Keep in mind if you actually try benching a girl from that position she can cheat and push off the ground when you lift too, and if she doesn't you have to balance her on your hands and 9 times out of 10 the first time you try she will panic, lose her balance and fall ontop of you
>>34923063I just know weights, anon.
>>34923050A good smile. Acne can be weirdly cute.
>>34923056Godspeed nigga
>>34923050probably skin. what's a good smile? i don't like girls with perfect teeth.
>>34923050Smile. Skin can be a lot harder to manage and isn't as important as dental health.>>34923056Odds and you open the curtains and do it in the window. >>34923043>Girls, is it really that bad that to like to listen to asmr girls.No, it's a critical misunderstanding of what ASMR is. But also, do you listen to male creators too?>>34923048>Lana used to be pretty, wtf?She still does, aside from the lip filler. She just turned 30, she doesn't need work done so early.
>>34923071>i don't like girls with perfect teeth.Why Not?
>>34923067Oh yeah I'm sure you're well acquainted with weight
>>34923050Neither. I like his scrunchie gummy smile.
>>34923045That sounds like bullshit. What are even doctors for!?
>>34923045>>34923079Botox is an option
>>34923079Nta, i do feel bad for anon though>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b5IpCpeb0M
>>34923073idk. i like a girl with slightly crooked teeth. especially the canine or the incisor before the canine. it's cute.
watching the incredibles *autistic happy hands* :3
>>34923051>for reals? why?I like the sensation of her dripping on me, how her hair gets messy, seeing her body shine in the daylight and glow softly in lamplight.I could go on.
>>34923085Crooked or overlapping?
>>34923082yeah i can paralyze my sweat glands with injections. genius. that'll only lead to really bad side effects forever.
Why does shooting myself seem less scary than say jumping?
>>34923086F or M
>>34923087wouldnt it annoy you when youre not horny?
>>34923089Hey i wasn't telling you to do it, I'm just saying it's an option is all. How bad is your sweating actually
>>34923090dont do either just go nap
>>34923092ftm >:3
>>34923090Because you've got the whole way down to regret your decision.
>>34923090Nigga...
>>34923098Dreams are the only thing I look forward to but I seldom remember them
>>34923097it doesnt stop it forever it lasts a few months, is expensive, and has side effects.
>>34923100Hi birdy
>>34923107Anon like I said I'm not telling you to do it, you don't need to try to convince me that it's bad. How bad do you actually sweat though
>>34923108Who? :o
>>34923112i think i am allowed to be a little annoyed that you googled some shit to um actually me and now you want to know about it. im actually holding this information hostage until you say sorry
>>34923103What
>>34923033it's trivial.imo the challenge is figuring out how to control her like that while performing piv
>>34923115I apologize anon, I had no ill intent
Why the fuck is oasis still touring
>>34923090>Why does shooting myself seem less scary than say jumping?Because you know you'll regret jumping the moment you do.
>>34923122Where there's an O, there's a way, sis.
Am I a retard if I can't understand written instructions but if someone shows me how to do something I'm chilling?
>>34923126the written instructions probably arent detailed enough
>>34923120okay im sorry too im cranky bc i didnt sleep and i was being harsh. my skin is always just kind of damp which makes me cold a lot and when i sweat it just collects like the condensation on cups of water in a hot room just constantly and the drips run down my legs and tickles. i sneeze and get colds a lot too. i wear swimwear as casualwear a lot to not look disgusting.
>>34923129Am I a retard if I need extremely detailed written instructions?
>>34923131nope,
Am I a retard if the doctor tells me I'm a retard?
>>34923122>Why the fuck is oasis still touringJust be glad they didn't kill each other.
>>34923094>wouldnt it annoy you when youre not horny?Sorry, when is that exactly? Lol, I'm diagnosed hypersexual. But even in the short periods where I'm not horny, I'm not convinced it would bother me. I like it aesthetically as well as sexually.
I wanna be there for her when she's having a bad day
>>34923088both, overlapping slightly. idk.
>>34923139>I'm diagnosed hypersexualHypersexual is this generation's SIDS. Why are so many hypersexuals virgins?
>>34923130>im sorry too im cranky bc i didnt sleep and i was being harshThat's ok anon, I appreciate it. How come you didn't sleep? As far as your sweating goes, is there a part that has it the most concentrated? I feel like I've heard other anons complain about their hands or pits before. Have you tried seeing a medical professional about it? Is there any possibility for something topical you could try
I am pent the fuck up, NIGGA
>>34923147I'm not a virgin, but my body count in only one or two, depending on what you count.
>>34921978Back in May me and a couple of friends met up for dinner (including old crush). I ended up covering the bill just for ease expecting everyone to just send me the money after. Crush asked for my payment deets which I gave but then she never ended up sending me the money whilst the others did. This was back in May Now we are all catching up again for dinner. How should I handle this? If she brings up whether she paid me last time should I say she didn't (or will that make me look cheap/keeping tabs) or if she covers the entire bill should I just not send my share.Or should I just let it go since it's been months lol. I don't really have a crush on her anymore and haven't even seen her in person since may btw but sometimes text each other. I honestly think she's one of those people who has the , "oh you covered me last time I'll cover you this time". Than immediate pay types as I have overheard her ask one of the girls if she paid her last time then when she said she didn't she offered to cover next time they hang out
>>34923149but do you need to use language like that?
>>34923072>But also, do you listen to male creators tooNo that's gay.Sometimes raffytaffy for a minute or 2 for the novelty but nah not really cos it seem gay
>>34923152Lmfao
>>34923122SLIDE AWAY - AND GIVE IT ALL YOU GOTMY TODAY - FELL IN FROM THE TOPI DREAM OF YOU - AND ALL THE THINGS YOU SAYI WONDER WHERE YOU ARE NOW
>>34923153If a woman does this, it's because you give off simp cuck energy.Chinese have a saying for this, pretending to be fat by slapping your own face.As in, stop fronting nigga, stop stepping up to fronting the bills, and stop pretending to be rich. Say you still owe me from last time and that's it.
>>34923152>i’m so hypersexual that i don’t have sex
>>34923153Just let it go, if she tries to ask you how much she owes just say don't worry about it. Asking a woman to pay you back for a meal feels kinda effeminate to me
>>34923072>She still does, aside from the lip filler.I'm a lip guy, so maybe that's why she looks uncanny to me.
>>34923161lol>>34923163I guess this is what the other anon was talking about, the fronting because of ego
men would u let ur gf give u a nipple piercing
More like frotting haha
>>34923166No, I will never get a piercing, that includes ears.No tattoos either.
>>34923166No, you will wear burqa
>>34923166Absolutely not
>>34923166no that would be gay
I'm a pornsick moid and I want to give someone a pawjob :3Howre you? <3
>>34923166no I'd ghost the fuck out of that inquiry
>>34923169religious reasons?>>34923172she'll get some too
>>34923175>she'll get some tooeven worse
>>34923175>she'll get some toohot but no
>>34923175>she'll get some tooAs if that makes it better lmao
>>34923153>I ended up covering the bill just for ease expecting everyone to just send me the money afterWhy would you expect that?
>>34922094Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEDG7wM2dVA
>>34923175Not really, but I do believe that modification to your body locks your soul in time, if you get a tattoo in your 20s, you are forever locked to your 20s and won't be able to move on until you either get rid of it or cover it up.
I dropped my laptop from 1 feet height when I was storing my pens and it fell right on the corner and cracked the plastic but I can't see if it works because Im in class.Women why did you do this to me? This is too much
>>34923159>>34923162This is ragebait. Retarded people don't actually post here.
>>34921978me and which femanon
>>34923182why not just open it and check anyways,
>>34923166I didn't wear the panties for my ex, of course I'm not getting my nipple pierced
>>34922094mhttps://youtu.be/aKJONzOK2AQ
>>34923153Separate bills.
piercings on (cute) women are hot and I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>34923186>I didn't wear the panties for my exwat?
>>34923185Is encrypted so if it works I have to put a long ass password thats on my phone before Im able to turn it back off
>>34923186Trust me, you gon
>>34923166I'd be fine with tattoos but piercings are no go
>>34923189what if im kinda ugly tho
>>34923194then it's kinda hot :3
>>34923185>>34923191I use Arch btw.
>>34923148im restless a lot and i lost track of time last night idk but its really wherever my skin touches anything else especially other skin it just gets sweatier and sweatier. if i hold something my palms sweat, if i sit on a chair my butt sweats, my armpits and inner thighs always sweat, i sweat against my clothes, my bra, its really annoying. if im not running or something its just minor but if its hot or im active its so bad.
>>34923194Then you're kinda ugly
>belly piercingalright>nipplemaybe, but I think I would prefer without>pussy, anywhere nope>ears alright but Not gauge>nose or septumpref not or just the one sided tiny dot only
>>34923193hows that work? tats are way harder to get removed meanwhile a piercing can be taken out at any time
>>34923192nope, this new girl is nice and not a sick freak like my ex
>>34923196Lol
>>34923200this is why i don't care about a nose ring
need sweaty sportsbra gf
>>34923197>my butt*Smack*
>>34923204>this is why i don't care about a nose ringI care because fuck the hoard
>>34923189i want nipple piercings rlly bad but i cant imagine dealing w the recovery times
>>34923189They’re really not.
>>34923191Cute femboy
>>34923197Would it help if you lived in a colder climate? Is this something that runs in your family
>>34923205Hi
>>34923208why not a different kind of piercing?
>>34923194You will be thrown off a cliff
if my girl had innie nipples I would never let her pierce them
>>34923204>this is why i don't care about a nose ringWhy do women want the piercings pigs/bulls get?
>>34923201She gon put you in a cage witcho lil ass nuts hangin out, n she gon make you cross yo legs when you sit n stand
>>34923196Mint actually >>34923210Im 6 feet and fat
>>34923212you dont like me already
>>34923218I already know what you sound like
>>34923219*stab*
>>34923211id get hypothermia all the time and no it doesn't
>>34923207the alliance
>>34923197What do you have that causes it?
>>34923213i couldnt do face ones i fidget too much and i dont want it in my belly button and it would feel good and i think its kind of sexy?
>>34923217how do you cross your legs while standing? and why are you talking like a black person?
>>34923189I concur. Barbell piercings and Christina piercings activate neurons in my brain I didn't know were there.
>>34923197>sweaty armpitsnow I'm hard
>>34923221*deflects your weakly stabs with my slabs of fat and muscle*
>>34923226its not caused by anything it just is
>>34923228How bout I show you boy
*casts a spell on this thread*
>>34923231>Christina piercingsGirls are so dumb
>>34921978i want to do this to my skinny coworker thst keeps teasing me and being flirty
>>34923222Sorry you gotta deal with it anon, sounds annoying as fuck. Wish you the best of luck in managing it. Like the other guy was saying I also don't see it as that big of a deal in terms of a potential partner, getting super sweaty during sex is fun anyway
>>34923237cast a fat spell on the moids pls
>>34923236no, just tell me how it works and stop being so gay
>>34923241You will know its effects imminently.
>>34923232>>34923205enjoy fellas
>>34923241im already fat no spells needed.https://streamable.com/htcxeh
>>34923152>my body count in only one or twoGee, we got ourselves a regular succubus over here
>>34923247is that supposed to be a fat guy? lol
do foids like sweaty moids?fresh sweat during exercise, not stinky sweat from dirty armpit
Women, would you remove the sand from my balls and asscrack after we go to the beach I can't reach :-(
>>34923246imagine the smell
>>34923249>succubusWhat's that?
>>34923246S E XEX
>>34923250ntaall powershitters have body dysmorphia, myself included
>>34923246Hairless, nice
>>34923246
>>34923246not an inch of body I wouldnt clean with my tongue
>>34923247Bruh why you gotta wear tight grey pants that cradle your cock and produce the most visible bulge I hav ever seen
>>34923179Dunno, thought it was the norm. If any of the others cover the main bill id send an equivalent then text them if they got it>>34923163>>34923161If she ends up covering for everyone this time. Would I looks cheapass if I didn't send her money back
>>34923257I depicted you as ugly in my head.
>>34923158>No that's gay.So it clearly is sexual to you and she her grievances are valid.>>34923237*casts counterspell at lvl 5**also casts testicular torsion*>>34923246I'm thirsty all of a sudden.
>>34923251As with anything, they only like Chads.
>>34923253there is nothing more arousing than the sweat of a hot girl
>>34923264FRAME ONE DISTURB MAGIC
>>34923246Who is she?
>>34923257There’s room left for a lot of hair.
>>34923251Me, but Im chad only.
>>34923262>If she ends up covering for everyone this time. Would I looks cheapass if I didn't send her money backYes
>>34923262If you say “i’ve got this” there is no expectation for getting paid back. You have to specify beforehand.
>>34923270Based, Would you laugh at >>34923265 if he tried to ask you out?
>>34923266I know
>>34923270>Im chad only. And water is wet
>>34923246my penis just got drippy
>>34923266Nah, the flush is more arousing.
>>34923240its not really that hard to manage? im damp but i feel weird being dry you know, its just annoying when im actually dripping everywhere and when it makes my clothes look bad but otherwise its really fine. i got made fun of a lot when i was younger. i feel like it would definitely get annoying in bed but idk i guess
>>34923268no idea, i found it on twitter
>>34923254
>>34923273I would never laugh at the weak and the feeble.>>34923275Im very charitable.
>>34923234You're just trying to make her horny!*lazer beams your pubes*
>>34923268BbapesYou guys are literally like Indians thirsting in the comments of a bot account
>>34923278okay im sorry i was being coy and trying to make you talk about why you like it but that isnt very honest of me im sorry i do get the appeal and i kind of have a kink for things being wet all the time because of probably the association i have about it from like being really sweaty whenever i get busy
>>34923287oh man that face ruins eveything
>>34923281Lmao.
>>34923252*blasts your nuts with a sniper water rifle*
>>34923246*simping*
>>34923286pubes are annoying they have rough texture unlike hair on the head or lets say forearmsif i could get perma rid of my pubic hair from area of my cock and balls I would do it.
State gender. I’m not sure if it’s a me problem, but does anyone else struggle to engage in and enjoy their hobbies when they’re stressed or burdened? I’m dealing with getting a new job, having to help my grandmother, and I don’t even have the mental energy to sit down and read, or go on long hikes, or finish my art studies. etc. I just spent the past week doomscrolling and YouTube/tv watching during my free time, which is a hobby, but it’s my most low effort hobby.
>>34923261caught you mirin
>>34923294>pubes are annoying they have rough texture unlike hair on the head or lets say forearmsYou don't condition your pubes, plebian.
>>34923270
>>34923291oh no owie :)
>>34923296Gay
>>34923187Listening to this is bizarreit sounds enough like nipponese that I should be able to understand it but obviously I don't understand a single thingit's like listening to that one dialect of Dutch
>>34923251yea
>>34923297you can condition them for me but id rather buzz them off instead
>>34923295this is a dumbass question
>>34923298Sorry chud, chad gets the girl!
>>34923287is that really her? fuck this ruins everything. imma pretend she looks like sydney sweeney to preserve my boner
it's true that to get a gf you just need to be yourself
>>34923278>i feel weird being dry kek that's actually pretty funny>>34923288>okay im sorry i was being coy and trying to make you talk about why you like it but that isnt very honest of me im sorrylol you're pretty earnest anon, it's very cute. I like sweaty sex because it feels like you're covered in each other, it's like a physical manifestation of the passion and lust. It makes a woman's body feel even better in my hands and against my skin
>>34923301probs because its koreanits not supposed to make sense either
>>34923216Idk, but a lot of tats are worse than a nose ring in my opinion.
>>34923299*pumping for another shot*>>34923304You're next.
>>34923314yeah i bet you love pumping for another shot
>>34922134moid response here but you could vary up your cadence a little, and it sounds a little... aggressive?But the basic voice sounds like any other burgerman
sweaty femanon giving paizuri
>>34923318it's better if she is flat and gives me a sweaty naizuri
>>34923287who is this?
>>34923310Anon, I think if I know jappowap you could probably infer from that that I know what Korean is. They just don't usually sound so nippy
>>34923319flat chested girl with nice smooth armpits
>>34923320Are you a fucking idiot
>>34923250i think im pretty fat.
>>34923315STOP MAKING ME WET
>>34923308generally yesyou just must be the most genuine 6'2+ and handsome self.
>>34923314hit my frenulum this time :D
>>34923322>beleted/10
men would u let ur gf clip ur toenails and finger nails?
>>34923323flatties usually have the best armpits
>>34923272Well when it came time to pay she was actually going to go for it but to me that felt weird and the guy with the pay device was closer to me. Then when she was like "why did you do that". I said it was cool just send it to me after. The other 2 people there sent me their portion. Then she texted me what my payment deets were or she can give me cash next time she sees me. I just said my payment deets are just linked to my phone number. But then nothing came lol.I honestly think she was going to just cover me next time but we could never just line any days up until now. But now think it's been too long to expect anything or has everything been resetIf it matters I have had my fair share of alcohol when I've partied with her and she has put effort in making me cakes and stuff. That's the only way I'm justifying it in my head without feeling cuck.
>>34923327not an expert but if a girl reacts like that to getting splashed with water I think she wants to FUCK
>>34923328hmm that can't be, I'm not handsome
>>34923308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH9nqX9sYUs#t=80
>>34923331yeahwould she let me fuck her feet and sniff her hair?
>>34923322nice link retard>/jdb/Oh I apologise, I didn't realise you were a man of exquisite taste. Picture's okay I guess but I'm not a fan of the exaggerated squish and the anatomy is kind of fucked up around the hips
>>34923338how does one fuck a foot
extremely flat short haired hairy foid with small perky ass and big areolae But not asian
>>34923331>toenailsAbsolutely not, I find feet disgusting whether they be my own or others>finger nailsI bite my fingernails and even when I'm trying to break the habit and growing them out I'd rather cut them myself
>>34923331finger nails? yes toenails? no I'm afraid you will hurt me
>>34923343Why do you guys have such consistently shit and disgusting taste, zero class basically just greasy fast food slop
>>34923331is she professionally trained?
>>34923324i have no idea who or what that is.
>>34923333>feeling cuckFucking hell, man. You covered a chick’s meal once months ago and it’s gotten your panties in a twist.
>>34923343>hairygross
>>34923343Like a dyke?
>>34923331sure.
>>34923329*blasts you directly in your dickhole*
>>34923346sorry fatass>>34923351I want something to bite>>34923352yeah, but like a dyke for me
>>34923331I'd rather not, I like doing it myself. Kinda cathartic.
>>34923342If you have to ask…
when I was around 18-19 I used to go to this shooting range / club where we would practice precision shooting low caliber guns (think, olympic shooting)In the club there was this cute girl i had sort of crush on, but I felt like shes completely not into me just friendly, besides i was in bad place mentally, skinnyfat, insecure and not taking care of myself so I was obviously not looking good or even thinking a girl could be into me.One day we were riding to a shooting tournament, and me and her were in backseat of a van, whereas old boys were sitting on the front having a drink and good time.The tournament went alright, i had really good results, she had kinda weaker day, she was kinda freaking out about it and apologizing for poor performance but we genuinely did still kinda alright as a team so no bad feelings.When we were driving back home in same van, she sat next to me directly and rested her head on my shoulder and fallen asleep.i was kind of paralysed by that, since no girl was ever that physically close to me, outside of me sitting next to a girl in classroom.I never made a move on her. That was also the last time i had something that resembled romance.im now 30+ and kissless virgin.its genuinely over. Any advice or should I just kill myself
>>34923348It's in the post, are you legitimately 90iq
>>34923309its not that weird, being super dry is like chapped lips to me. anyways. to me its like that too. im really used to being slippery and wet when im worked up. so its really the same thing to me. where its like getting really sweaty is a sex kind of thing? so its all very mixed up together. so its nice to think that some people would like it too, its always been really gross to people and nobody likes it.
>>34923355You straggots dont deserve dykes.
>>34923350PREPARE THE CASTRATION STATION*CLAPCLAP*
lesbians are lesbians until a hot guy shows up in their perimeter, and then they can't stop thinking about getting dicked down
>>34923332I've never thought about it before, but you're right.
>>34923364You need to watch less porn, anon.
>>34923331Yeah I need one right now come over
>>34923364im not even a lesbian and men do not have this effect on me
*until im ovulating, then all bets are off
>>34923368Because you haven't met a hot guy yet
>>34923359so she's just some random OF slut
moids are getting their toe nails clipped and cleaned whether they freaking like it or not
>>34923358moid hereThat particular event doesn't specifically mean anything beyond she trust(s)(ed) you. This is useful information in that - assuming you haven't had some kind of massive personality-shift - you can inspire trust in femoids. This is a good thing. The problem is, and I'm going to speculate here, your introverted, low-key, unintrusive nature means no bitches ever SEE your positive qualities. The problem with white (and most of the ones of other races too but especially white [and many flavours of Asian]) women is they don't give a singular fuck about men as people. They have ABSOLUTELY no interest in finding anything out about you whatsoever, they are devoid of curiosity. You HAVE to impose upon them and risk making them uncomfortable for them to even notice you exist. This has a lot of potential social consequences in the modern world so more and more guys just aren't doing it. It's why the apps are such a siren call for so many people, they can shove a resume online and wait for a call back (and like actual job hunting, no one ever calls back).I don't know what you like to do now, but I can tell you you HAVE TO go out and annoy people into acknowledging your existence. They WILL NOT gift their attention to you, even if you actually do deserve it. This is the curse of being male. Personally I prefer suicide because I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE doing this shit so fucking much and you'll always be carrying the weight alone no matter who you're with.
need a flat chested girl with elite tummy and round juicy butt.preferably natural redhead.but if shes a chubby redhead with BIG ASS instead ill impregnate her too.
>>34923372i lost 2 of my toe nails recently
>>34923371Yes nigga what did you think
>>34923376thats why u need to take better care of them
>>34923372clean my foreskin instead
>>34923372YES
>>34923378i thought there was more lore than that.
>>34923331Sure
family trying to set me up with a girl, but she is overweight. i hate fat women, my type is tall and skinny with a nice ass. what should i do?
>>34923381They made plastic nee-san gay
>>34923379they'll grow back. i've lost one before.
>>34923372I can do it myself thank you
>>34923373i cold approached a pretty attractive woman recently and we started talking and she seems very nicebut beyond that i have no fucking idea how to push things furtherthats how little experience i havewell, last time ive done that I somehow lured a hot chick into a car drive with me and activity togheter, but that didnt lead to anything and apparently she wasnt even single while doing it
>>34923386what are u doing to lose them so much geez
>>34923382I already thought you were a moron from your other posts but man, you are legitimately one of the dumbest apes I've ever encountered on this site
>>34923374>need a flat chested girl with elite tummy and round juicy butt.>preferably natural redhead.based>but if shes a chubby redhead with BIG ASS instead ill impregnate her too.gross
>>34923384Stop being a chud and go out with a woman on your own level because you're retarded enough your family felt the need to set you up because you get no bitches.
>>34923309and dont say the other stuff like that because i don't know how to deal with it
>>34923386I lost my thumb nail as a kid
>>34923389i was running too much and forgot to trim them enough. other time was wearing boots a lot and forgot to trim them. once i got past losing the first one, it's not bad. it's actually nice to be able to see what was under the nail.
>>34923372Consent is important, anon...
>>34923372mI am not a super neat moid. I'm actually quite the mess. but my toenails are always clean and trimmed. I just can feel it the instant they have any whites showing, so I just slice them down to size with my fingers. they're otherwise scrubbed every day and kept in clean white sockssince my toenails are already in good shape, pls leave them alone
>>34923392i'm awkward as fuck idk how to approach and flirt
>>34923384Go on a date. You never know. Btw, a certain amount of fat smoothes out nicely when she’s on her back.
>>34923391theres a slightly chubby natty redhead girl with juicy ass at my gym and she has such a pretty facei need to approach her one dayshe also has no clue how to exercise she always does like 3 sets of bullshit 10 reps in reserve
>>34923388I'd like to be able to give some useful advice but I don't really know either, you're supposed to figure all this out as a retarded impulsive aggressive piece of shit teenager and then 'calm down' later. Well-behaved youths are set up for doomed later lives.There's a lot of AI slop in this video, but I can tell you it's actually extremely insightful when it comes to the mechanics of improving relationships with people (not just romantic partners). It's something I guess, I think it's worth a watch. There are very few videos in this sort of genre that I've ever felt actually provided actionable content that you can realistically go right out and use.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wy9WrwW7m8warning it may make you realise how many chances you blew
>>34923384try to get her to lose weight. she might be cute.
>>34923385He was kinda gay coded
>>34923398THAT IS YOUR FAULT. NOW GO GET MOLESTED BY THAT FAT WOMAN TO APPEASE YOUR FAMILY.
I need to make out with her armpits
and by makeout i mean I will ram my cock in her armpit while shes acting completely disinterested doomscrolling tiktoks or some shit
>>34923384just be nice and approach it like someone you're trying to be friends with. she might lose weight. if not, then that's fine, you're just friends
>>34923404w-what
>be really ugly>just tall and intimidating>women are usually very friendly to me and never act upset if i approach themwhat gives
>>34923405He should fuck her fat rolls. Rub his dick against her chubby body.
>>34923360>its nice to think that some people would like it tooEven outside of sex seeing a woman's skin glisten after a workout can also be very attractive>>34923393Well that's exactly why I said it like that. Wouldn't you want to be covered in a man's sweat in the midst of heated and passionate sex, having your sweat mix with his as your bodies press against each other?
>>34923409woah no I would be gentle
>>34923416theres a chick on ig who keeps talkingn about most mundane shit but she has decently good looking face and incredible cleavage (probablyfake ) that she makes shiny and sweaty looking and she always has infinite moids commenting under her vids and im pissed because i have ugly flabby tits that cant form a cleavage
>>34923403she has a decent face ngl im just picky as fuck>>34923399I will actually. i just hope she doesnt like me back, i am tall and skinny so there is a good chance she will feel insecure since no woman wants to be bigger than her man>>34923405wtf is wrong with you man?
>>34923413Hey bud. You could be a dildo if you let it happen.
>State GenderIs it normal for my balls to hurt after having sex doggystyle for the first time?
I'm back to being chubby :/
>>34923416mhm. for me, i get so hot, the air is cold, and im sweating so much i feel like im just melting away. and it would be like melting into him
>>34923420then facefuck her. fat chicks are known to give good head.
Why cant I find a woman that likes my personality AND my body? At this point I just want a woman who treats me like an object. That would make me happier
>>34923384instagram has ruined guys. now all men expect to land a top tier stacy and nothing less
M or FDoes anyone remember before they hit puberty and didn't know what sex was, and in my case (M) tried to hump things. I remember getting early boners. I didn't know what they were, but i just knew it felt good.
>>34923420>i am tall and skinny so there is a good chance she will feel insecure since no woman wants to be bigger than her manMy man, that’s as stereotypical of a matchup as they come. Btw, all girls are insecure one way or another.
>>34923401nta but I watched a little bit of this video (and I've heard about the study before)What kind of things do you do to signal vulnerability? I feel like most people I know resort to self-deprecation, but I really dislike doing that.
>>34923423Just count calories/kilojoules. It's literally that simple. Get a vague idea of your maintenance value and eat ~20% less than that for a few months. When you're at the weight you want, move up to approximately your maintenance. Weigh yourself once every month or so to make sure it's working and adjust accordingly. It's literally just simple maths
>>34923420>wtf is wrong with you man?
>>34923428No, you see, i always preferred amateur homemade porn, so i always like mid to average girls.
>>34923428Well I am chad
>>34923429f, i was told about sex years before i ever hit puberty
>>34923429MYeah but jacking my dick as an adult is way better. Motherfucker is huge and I love playing with it
>>34923436I knew about it, but i didn't know how it worked. I hung out with some older kids.
>>34923429when i was 9,10 i used to get boners very easily. i remember rubbing my D and it felt so good, i didnt even know i was masturbating technically lol
>>34923436The molested
>>34923437It's just hilarious to think about the stuff you used to do as a kid. With older girls in the neighborhood.
I'm (woman) planning on taking naked photos with my boyfriend. Should I tell him to prevent his penis from becoming erect? Will it kill the romantic aspect of the photos and turn them into de facto porn?
>>34923442>With older girls in the neighborhood.Nigga?? I beg your pardon???
>>34923441somehow not. my parents were just terrible and decided to fully explain rape instead of just saying stranger danger. i didnt actually learn about consensual sex until i saw it in movies.
>>34923428i love average women like this>>34923421i mean, just an average 6.5" dicklet dildoi heard that doesnt cut it nowadaysi think they just have some rapey beauty and the beast fantasy or some shit
>>34923431If I remember right I think he gives some specific examples throughout the video, been a while since I watched it. For me personally... I don't know, I hide a lot. I don't think I have any positive qualities. But some random examples of early things I've had put towards me are little habits (like someone said they highlight text repeatedly while waiting for something to load, when we were in a computer lab once. I absolutely fumbled the response with just 'yeah I guess haha' tier shit), minor personal experiences (a childhood anecdote, or an ongoing anxiety, something low-impact like dropping an ice cream and now being overly cautious with not dropping ice cream) or recent failures (dropping dishes last night, whatever). All of these are context dependent, of course, it has to be something relevant, but that's the sort of level I think they're looking for to begin with.Later on it seems to be just... increasing the impact of the things I guess? But the balance of what's too much and not is unfortunately context-sensitive and judged by feel so RIP to the oversharing autismos or over-self-protective bitches like me
>>34923444you can hide his cock with your arm or hand, so its implied
>>34923444Punch him in the balls when he gets hard, it'll deflate him
>>34923419>i have ugly flabby titsI doubt it. Also one of the sexiest parts of a woman for me is the neck and collar, especially when she's sweaty. Can't help but want to bury my face in there and bite her >>34923425Having steamy sweaty sex in a cold room sounds fucking amazing. Holding a woman's body when we are both slick with sweat feels even better than normal
>>34923448>i love average women like thisme too, she is pretty mid honestly. a woman like her with a nice normal body and i am happy. i am not demanding much
>>34923452don't do this it creates mustard gas
>>34923448>just an average 6.5" dicklet dildo>i heard that doesnt cut it nowadaysYou’ve gotta stop listening to what chicks say.
>>34923446That's funny as fuck can I touch you
>>34923444Are you doing softcore or actual nude? Also men are insecure of their flaccid dick so you'll have to do a ton of kissing up.
>>34923458Stranger danger
>>34923457so how do i seduce this hot Latina from my gym?
>>34923457Nta but 7 inches is the bare minimum for her to start feeling anything, under that and she's gonna have to start rubbing herself to get off
>>34923432yeah, it's just that I recently stopped being depressed so I'm very hungry now,
>>34923430how? i am a healthy weight and BMI for my height and have a decent face>>34923426lol
>>34923446hot take, i think every parent should have a real honest sit down with their kids and explain that theres a lot of sick fucks out there that want to hurt kids mentally and physically i think a lot of kids live in idea thst world is this nice peaceful friendly place
>>34923461At the end of your work out, go up to her and say hi and ask her out.
>>34923445Not sex. But i used to hang out with a few girls a couple years older and they would give me piggy back rides. And let me sit on them as they crawled around, like a horse. I particularly remember this one time i was playing video games in this girl's basement. She let me sit on her back while we gamed. Then she'd buck me off if i died to much in the game, then she'd play. I guess she got tired so she started switching to a downward dog type of position but on her hands and knees. I would slide down her back and stop at her neck. Like right in my crotch. One time she lifted her neck when that happened and i remember it felt really good. I distinctly remember a feeling similar to needing to pee.Another time a girl was giving me piggy back rides and i got a bit of a boner and she noticed and mentioned it to me, but gave me another ride or two before stopping. I'm like 95% i wasn't abused. It's okay, don't worry. :)
>>34923454i didnt make the first post. but i like the neck kissing part. a lot. mine is really sensitive for some reason, i can get whole body goosebumps (its cool, you can see them move like a wave in my skin) from the wind hitting my neck when its too damp, i think kissing and biting there i might like really yell
>>34923460I'm not a stranger we're all friends here
>>34923463You’re just plain wrong.
>>34923468i approached her like that last time since she was lifting next to me and we sat down on floor and chatted about ourselves for couple minutesi asked where shes from and she said, and I quote "you look very polish"
>>34923466yeah sure but i was five
>>34923444Lmao
>>34923429MI've always known what sex was. I remember making jokes about it in first grade. No I wasn't molested I just read a lot. In the third grade I got a UTI and thought it was Gonorrhea, which I tried telling my friends about but they had no clue what the hell it was
>>34923465Tall skinny guy with the curvy/chubby girl is cartoonishly stereotypical.
>>34923474Nah I'm just plain long
>>34923469>Not sexPussy
>>34923480
>>34923469i specifically remember this (at the time) cute german girl who was visiting our family on vacations, distant family.i think she was a massive slut and would often joke that she wants to make out with me (i was like idk 14) or show some porn clips from her phone (one of the first ones that had colour display and video support imagine that)
Bought a flashlight
>>34923475…and you didn’t ask her out. Ask her out.
>>34923483I was too young at the time. Couldn't nut yet.
>>34923484This image made it straight up impossible for me to ever even consider fat chicks again
do women genuinely do the friends with benefits thing?and if yes, how does one convince a chick to do it, lets say i want to go to her place sometimes, rail her brains out and maybe sometimes take her on hangouts togheter (and rail her some more) without doing the entire gf bf thing
>>34923485I was 8-10 when this occurred.
>>34923444>Should I tell him to prevent his penis from becoming erectIt’s kind of hilarious how girls think dicks work.
>>34923486Already have one in your phone dumbass
>>34923491Only if you're hot or give crackheads drugs. So effectively in your case, no.
>>34923494you wouldn't get it
>>34923493even funnier considering their bits work literally same way
>>34923489The girl is actually fat. Not even curvy or a bit thick. She's straight up fat. Big.
Women are hormonal
>>34923456I needed that laugh, thank you.
7 amtime to jerk off and go to sleep
>>34923499>Women are hormonal
>>34923470>i can get whole body goosebumps (its cool, you can see them move like a wave in my skin)That sounds fun. When a woman puts her hair up and reveals the back of her neck I really want to kiss it and even just breathe against it, especially if she's sensitive. Would be fun to see how you react to that >i think kissing and biting there i might like really yellThat sounds so fun, being sensitive to it makes doing stuff like that even more enjoyable for me. Not so sensitive that I can't touch but sensitive enough that I can tease, whether it's neck or nipples or whatever else. To tease with my hands or my breath or my lips or my tongue or a bite, it's all so enjoyable
>>34923505>how wide her jaw can open when she sees 7" bwc
>talking to girl on Discord>ask her if she's tired>she says "A little, but I wanted to be with you before going to bed"Women, why do girls say stuff to mislead innocent men... I'm sure she means that platonically
why do super hot women have lowish body counts like 4,5 on average compared to mid women?
>>34923512Because all women can get fucked whenever they want, super hot ones a) get committed to harder and b) demand high status moids
>>34923448>6,5"Don't feel bad anon. You're half an inch longer than chris-chan!
What is it with women and their obsession with adorning themselves with clothing and accessories and preening themselves?
>>34923450I watched the rest of the video, I get your point. I had some thoughts about things I said in a conversation with a female friend as well as another guy friend. There were some particular points I could've said things in both conversations to tap in. For example, with the woman, I was talking to her about school. She said everyone in her class is super young and she felt like she couldn't meet anyone. Looking back I could've asked, "Was there someone in the class you actually wanted to meet?" because it would've been contextually appropriate- there was a time where she told me she didn't want to meet new people and was content with the friends she already had at the time. Now whether or not I'm good at picking out these kinds of 'escalating questions' is... well, vague. I've had those kind of all night discussions with random men and women. But if I'm "trying" to get to know someone better, it doesn't feel like it works out. Like it has to be 'turned off' for it to be 'turned on' lol.
>>34923511I don't think that was platonic unless she's an ESL
>>34923518Not enough men have been castrated so we may be free to walk outside naked.
This is how I'm tryna be.
>>34923525Why's he doing the faggot ass floaty hand on his own wife, how low t is this guy
>>34923527He married her?
>>34923483ntaThe moids that got diddled-adjacent and got teased (but not abused) by older women are the ones best off. My older sister's best friend could get me hard on verbal command (without saying anything directly sexual or touching me, she'd just get close and tower over me and use a certain sensual tone whenever my sister left the room), it was unreal. I dunno if she ever knew I was getting erections (She was 17, I was 12, so she probably was smart enough to know) but she definitely enjoyed it considering she was a repeat offender. I ended up with a bias for tall women.
>>34923532>I ended up with a bias for tall womenYou say "best off" like you didn't end up with some weird tall girl momdom shit
>Wake up in the middle of the night >Rock hard>Let it die down, take a piss>Back to bed, rock hard again>Lingers for 20 minutes before I have to actively kill it>Fall asleep again>Wake up>Hard again>Fall asleep>Wake up as my alarm goes off>Hard againThe fuck?
>>34923536Jack off
>>34923536Is it big?
>>34923534>momdomEwI wrestled her once when I was 14 and won, and that moment was my sexual awakening.
There's no market for men who are frequently hard
>>34923544Au contraire
>>34923542Don't lie to me nigga, we both know if your 6'5 gf pulled that shit you'd pop a medical emergency tier rager
>>34923540Fuck off fag.>>34923539No, it makes it hard to sleep afterwards.
>>34923542>degraderI don’t get guys liking it. I’ve been with enough freaky girls that got me to do it, i just don’t see the joy in it from the guy’s side.
femanons, do you like rough sex? describe the roughest sex you ever had
My bf acts like an absolute dork during sexual moments and it dries me up so quicklyIts over isn't it
>>34923551Here's your gf who loves soft sensitive inexperienced guys bro
>>34923551look guise i have a bf and we do the sex!!!
>>34923551What do you want him to act like?
>>34923553Women don't brag about that like guys do because it's trivial for them to get it. Dumbass.
>>34922453>What happened with the yoga pants story? Im curious nowIicr femanon's friend sets her up with a date, despite being attracted to him, she didn't want to go, but didn't want to tell the friend that. So her plan was to throw the date by looking unkempt I guess? And somehow anons gaslight her into thinking yoga pants are this huge turnoff for men. Obviously she's wrong, and she gets her cheeks clapped.
>>34923554Literally the opposite of whatever she’s said she’s ever wanted.
Where my fellow retards atfemanons, would you date a mentally disabled guy?
>>34923559I remember when people were posting these that's about average
>>34923561That's below average, that guy is retarded
>>34923554Confident, leading, dominant
Last time I did an IQ test I scored 105.Peak midwit.
found my old test
>>34923564Do you encourage him to do that? Maybe he's not acting like that because he thinks you're a feminist and it'll offend you. Tell him to take you rougher and take control
>>34923566Could be worse
>>34923546I dated a dom woman and it didn't work out because it always ended with me on top because I could manhandle her and she didn't like it.>>34923549I think that pic is a little warped because of the period of my life. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 24 and it was with a native american girl who was cheating on her ldr with me as fwb. So she was really into some raceplay cuckshit. At first it was kinda intimate and cute, she just asked me to call her by her tribal name during sex, like a secret name I can only say when fucking her. But then she started to call me a colonizer and it escalated to slurs from there. She got married, became a statistic of Native Alaskan abuse rates and divorced him within a year. Dude was trying to become a pastor and still beat his wife, baka. She was dating a Russian guy after that. She visited and we went out drinking one night and while plastered she straight up told me, "I wanted to belong to a man who colonized his [her ex's] people"
>>34923568Lmao
>>34923428She's a 7/10 at best
>>34923568Yeah, always do so idk
>>34923570>I dated a dom woman and it didn't work out because it always ended with me on top because I could manhandle her and she didn't likeWhere are you guys finding all these dommes? Aren't they like 2% of the population?
>>34923428It's not just the internet, it's hookup culture. You hookup with one 8 or 9 and it permanently jacks up your expectations. This affects both men and women.
>>34923574Goofy in what sense?
>>34923575They make them up
>>34923570Kek bitches be crazy, fuck
>>34923575I've met two, maybe three, my entire life out of hundreds of women I've known. Just have better (or in my case worse) luck.
>>34923553Lol gay faggot
>>34923577She probably means playful.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS ALBUM
>>34923574You might just not be compatible. How long you two been together? Has your feedback been specific? I knew a chick at one point who would tell me how she wanted to be spanked and choked and slapped a bit in bed but her bf just couldn't or wouldn't do it. They broke up anyway because of distance but some people just aren't compatible
>>34923574how does he respond to your feedback?
>>34923585Which album
the best dom women are short and frail
>>34923577For example, during dirty talk he speaks in a way that resembles a really corny anime dialogue or book tok slop idk how else to describe it. Its like plebbitor commentary
>>34923592Is he autistic?
>>34923590The whole thing ends up too clever for its own good
>>34923592kek please give an example of dialogue he'd sayThat does sound like something he could work on though, what would you want him to say instead
This is probably one of my more autistic thoughts, but I think it's weird that a faggot is a term for a gay person rather than a fascist
>>34923587She cheated?
>>34923598fascism isn't real
>>34923598Fascism was a thing in Italy.
>>34923601China's more fascist than communist at this point and proving that real fascism works
>>34923595>The whole thing ends up too clever for its own goodExcuse me? Is that the name of the album?>>34923600Nah she broke it off and went with another guy although they were flirty prior to the breakup anyway. The breakup was inevitable, she was just putting it off until another guy came and basically gave her a reason to finally end it
>>34923521What do you mean?
>>34923598That would be a good one.
>>34923590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJMYBuGUr70
>>34923587I'd say my actions/dialogue during intimacy are very receptive I'm pretty much submissive and nympho during the act but I never get the same type of vulgarity and intensity.
>>34923594A bit but its not noticeable until intimacy.
>>34923612Have you guys sat down and had a proper discussion about it outside of sex though? Or is it you tell him stuff in the heat of the moment to do and he doesn't end up incorporating it long term
>The only women I have a chance with are friendless ones because I crumble in the face of competition>All the women who I meet necessarily have friends, thus exposure to guys, and thus I am outcompeted Where the friendless despo bitches at?
>>34923618why not learn how to interact with women in mixed groups?
>>34923618you could just eliminate her friendgroup
>>34923617Yes. I've asked numerous times if he's even sexually attracted to me or gay or nervous or if I smelled or something and he'd always reassure me I'm not doing anything wrong or not enough. I also told him if were not compatible in this aspect its fine to split ways.
>>34923624>I also told him if were not compatible in this aspect its fine to split ways.What did he say to that? Are you ready to split with him over this? What has been his response when you bring these things up
>>34923619I know how to, I'm just outcompeted by all the others. It's like how women should always bring a fat girl with them to appear better by comparison.>>34923622That'll get me a lot of attention in the prison yard.
>>34923624>numerous times if he's even sexually attracted to me or gayThat’s sure to drive his libido into overdrive…
>>34923618Nowhere, bitchless dummy.
>>34923624>or gayLMFAO
>>34923628when there's multiple guys going for the same girl you can either play jester with the other guys or only hit on her when it's just the two of you in private
>>34923618Here's one, if you're desperate enough>>34923630
>>34923635I'm not. They're also ugly.
>>34923573LOL. she is a 10
>>34923628>That'll get me a lot of attention in the prison yard.just dont get caught
>>34923625He said a split isn't gonna happen cus he plans to marry me one day and that I'm his "dreamgirl" and etc. He's had 2-3 gfs before so idgi. Even told him if hes still stuck on an ex that he should just go back if they're a better fit and he assured me they're all dead to him so idk. Everything is perfect except the intimacy, never had these problems before
>>34923640The weird eyebrows and lip filler are a minus.This is a 10
>>34923559fellow retard here. verbal IQ is my lowest at 138, I'm certifiably a retard as a debt free virgin without tattoos who delivers food for a living. vroom vroom please tip me.
>>34923644Ok but when you tell him be more dominant are you being specific? And if so, what is his actual response? Have you told him like if you don't change this I will leave you? Is he actually a sub and he can't be dominant or is he just not thinking about it enough
>>34923618Alone in their rooms or in the woods, sometimes running errands.
>>34923428thats pretty average over here
>>34923635Why is she so angry?
she's a 10 and loves you very much, but she's asian and bluevalkyrie is going to say you aren't a real man because you couldn't get a white girl. What do you do?
Foids, rate my plate? Made it myself.
>>34923656>b̶l̶u̶e̶v̶a̶l̶k̶y̶r̶i̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶BlueValkyrie is going to say you are not a prime choice of man worthy of an asian gf.
>>34923656>but she's asianso she's not a 10/10
>>34923658Your vegetables look very sad and dry
>>34923622I see this work on women all the time. I'd never do it, which is probably why I'm losing the game. But they fall for this like crazy. Just go full narc and talk bad about all her buddies to her. Friend worried you're having a bad influence on her? They're just saying that to bring you back down, they want you to be stuck miserable with them. Dad checking in on you? No, he's just trying to control your life even after you moved out- he'd lock you up if he could. Nothing makes them hotter than the instinct of a predator. A predator that knows how to separate her from her herd.
>>34923663It's leftovers from yesterday.
>>34923656I can easily get a white one. She'll be post-wall, fat, maybe a single mom, but darn it she'll be white alright!
>>34923648I think he likes to think of himself as dom but if anything I feel like the dom. I haven't told him directly verbatim to dom me cus I don't want to crush his masculinity but I have expressed numerous times I love being a submissive and dommed. Hes also expressed a thing for older women so its quite possible he cant keep up with larping as a dom in a very slight age gap relationship and prefers to be submissive with much older women yeah its over
>>34923670>AI generated bus advertisementsGRJm.
>>34923618I'm actually curious how crazy you have to be as a woman to not have friends. I thought the only place to see women that nuts would be on 4chan but you don't even see them here.
>>34923670They let schizo homeless people on the train in Canada? What a hellhole.
>>34923677my ex is friendless. another strike against her, I guess
>>34923667That doesn't make it better I don't think they had any kind of seasoning on them yesterday either
>>34923685Pretty sure that's a jew
>>34923681>Even worse, they let pakisYou're a paki?
>>34923645Her chin is too boxy and mannish. 6
>>34923645probably has bfs and fwbs, not a 10.
>>34923681>>34923685How did a guess that a double replying namefag was a schizo? Must've been luck.
>>34923677Making female friends is hard because if you don't care about love island or other goy cattle tier interests they pretty much hate you for no reason
>>34923645Looks like a luxury vehicle but her man is expected to make more still.
>>34923673I think you need to try being very direct with him. No offense but even in this exchange you haven't been very forthcoming or straightforward with your answers so I would bet that you have room to be a lot more direct with him on this topic. When me n my girl were interested in trying more dom/sub stuff we had pretty direct and honest and logical discussions about it outside of sex and even after sex we'd discuss how it went. If he's not a sub and he's Dom leaning then he can learn to do the things you like. You need to try to be a better teacher or guide of what you actually want. Be gentle about it but you don't need to dance around every topic, especially if this guy is as serious about you as he says he is. Or if you're not interested in having those frank discussions with him then just break up. However as is now you aren't being as direct with him as you could be and you're attributing your issues to stuff that might be unrelated like this age thing. How long have you two been together? What do you actually want him to do to you in bed? Is it just taking the lead and better dirty talk or do you want something specific like hair pulling or spanking or choking or whatever
>>34923654
Jews are a primordial evil which is why you’ll find me agreeing with brown people on them
>>34923658Where's the meat nigga. Rabbit ass
>>34923645these 2 girls are at the same level, they're both 10s
>>34923700There's Gurnard, bruh.
>>34923696>you fucking heebWe're likely from the exact same stock, my ancestors just picked a better boat out of England.
is it normal to jerkoff and not feel 100% satisfied anymore? it feels good when you are ejaculating and that's it. it used to feel much better when i was younger
>>34923703>3 cubes or fishWow. Get some protein for those flabby muscles
>>34923705You fried your dopamine sensor. Lock it up.
>>34923699Gary, what's your take on the Clancy case?
>>34923677>but you don't even see them hereI literally said I have 0 friends on this thread. See >>34922655And yes, I am crazy
>>34923712What kinda crazy are you
>>34923712Bet that pussy bomb haha wanna put that to the test
>>34923705You're supposed to be having sex.Jerking off past the age of 25 is a sign you did something wrong.
>>34923712Based then. I come here to calm down when it feels like I'm alone on the planet with just the NPCs and I like knowing there are people as crazy or crazier than me.
>>34923705>>34923708This + attention span and seeing sex as a means to an end.It will give you premature ejaculation.
>>34923708you're right. i need to quit this shit
>>34923718>I’d trust a reasonable black man’s opinion over a woman’sBV >>34923708 said Lindsay dindu nuffin, that it was her husband, btw
>>34923721He doesn't know the black man lied on his juror paperwork like a typical niɣɣer.
>>34923722>niɣɣerNegro nigga niggers?You can swear here, sissy.
>>34923724No we can't, it's a blue board. You'll still get banned for raycism.
>>34923722>He doesn't know the black man lied on his juror paperwork like a typical niɣɣer.How does that make her husband guilty, though?
>>34923722>what the white woman BLM activists suddenly say when a white women isn't allowed to kill her kidsSeriously...?
>>34923725Gary, if you heard patty's testimony you'd think he was downsyndrome'd.
>>34923725aggravating for menmitigating for womentee-hee
>>34923726Did I say something bad about niggers?
>Namefag who got her kids taken by state because she was a shit mom lashes out at black man because he didnt want a baby murderer to go free
>>34923734>Namefag who got her kids taken by stateNew BV lore?
>>34923737Thats old lore, newfag
>>34923733Third time's a charm. Maybe jannies will hear the ping.
>>34922359An FLR where I'm not doing most of the housework would be a cock tease, abd not in a fun way.
>>34923738>>34923737He never posts proof though
>>34923740She doesn't even deny she killed them
The fact that I’m talking about it means it was probably jews. They’ve done crazier plots. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was the husband.
Foids, do you plan on getting fat if you get married?why?
>>34923730You only think St Patrick did it because you're a white woman
Me and femanon after I scream at her for being a dumb bitch
>>34923746Women have such cum-onnable backs.
>>34923740Patrick is dealing to the jews. The guy he sold the house to was at the hearing for some reason. And his new wife's father is a liquor barron. There are so many jews setting their sticky fingers on this case. It should be thrown out and all of them need to be questioned.
>>34923744They could have blackbagged her and replaced her with a double, threatened her for a confession, faked a confession. These people turned the cameras off and snuck Epstein out of a cell. They got a cadaver looking more jewish than he was. There is nothing beyond them
>>34923743seems convincing, seeing that BV is only in here to be as cunty as possible. Never read anything form her that wan't just her being an asshole for no reason, except the occasional pity party or chitchat with another namefag simp.
>>34923753You can join us in talking about the jews unless for some reason that makes you uncomfortable
>>34923753All true, but that anon is still a schizo until proven otherwise
>>34923745>The fact that I’m talking about it means it was probably jews.I mean, she might be a Jew
>>34923756Tell me how bad they are
Fuck foids
>>34923757Who, Jews? Thought you already knew about their questionable treatment of children, with the infant circumcision being one of their common practices.
>>34923761Tell me about the ones that tunnel underground or the ones having gay sodomy sex at Bohemian Grove
>>349236458/10>>3492342810/10>>34923758What happened Boss?
Man: The Gayest Animal.
>>34923762I've heard the memes about that, but I'm from Europe. Pretty sus activity.
>>34923767That's femanon
>>34923767as opposed to women, who are just evil instead
>>34923768Did we ever get an explanation for why the jews were digging a tunnel? Did genetic memories compel then to make a literal underground railroad?
>>34923770I really want to see what the bottom 10% bumping uglies with each other looks like.I imagine obese midgets with Cyrax-tier faces half-thrusting, unable to check if it's in or not.
>>34923751>They could have blackbagged her and replaced her with a double, threatened her for a confession, faked a confession. These people turned the cameras off and snuck Epstein out of a cell. They got a cadaver looking more jewish than he was. There is nothing beyond themDamn, if they are powerful like that, maybe they earned their master race status?
>>34923773No, no explanation. I think the most we got was "it's just boys being boys" and "those upstanding youngsters were just so excited about moshiach that you can't even really blame them"Donald Trump is a pretty vocal supporter of Chabad-Lubavitch btw
>>34923768They lie about their numbers and are ridiculous and pedantic. They have Canadian intelligence (haha) agents working as fitness trainers for world famous rappers in order to try and poz them. Completely deranged communists with insane ploys.
>>34923776So a literal "oy vey shut it down".
>>34923779Yes.
>>34923775An envious race could never.
>>34923768The funniest thing about this to me is that I remember reading a tweet from a guy who lived above part of one of these tunnels. He posted it a whole year before this story broke, and he wrote that he couldn't believe what he was hearing underground, beneath his place: spoken and sung Yiddish.I immediately thought of him when I read the news, and what do you know, he confirmed that he lived right above where they were tunneling. He was relived to know he wasn't just going insane and hearing things.
>>34923775They’re the lettuce that gave the world diarrhea A parasite bringing man to his knees
>>34923785>When the trees start speaking vietnamese>When the walls start speaking yiddish
the back of my head near the neck hurts when i look down or standup. whats going on? my head was against a wall as i was doom scrolling. did i fuck something up?
Eh, I see nothing special in the Jews. Even when they are powerful and barbarically cruel, they differ little from other races.Mexicans probably have similar tunnels too, they just hide them better.
This is what they look like
>>34923790True, Gary just dickrides Jews too much. He's secretly their #1 promoter here.
how to get sex with hot women
>>34923793There’s no saving face here. There’s no rhinoplasty for intelligence.Saying jews are like the other races is offensive to my nonwhite nationalist frens
My laptop is ok in case anyone was wondering
Never forget that they do it on purpose
>>34923797What about Jewish nationalists? Is Gary a zionist psyop?
>>34923800Like Clancy killing her own children?
>>34923801Jewish nationalist is an oxymoronFuck kikes and browns too fuck Palestine but fuck kikes infinitely, not just Israel but all kikes
>>34923797Saying Jews are so special only promotes the chosen people narrative.
>>34923805>fuck PalestineZionist psyop confirmed. You're doing their dirty work and you don't even know it.
>>34923805zionist gary. fuck you fat fuck
>>34923807No seriously, fuck Palestine and all sandniggers. I don’t like people from the desert. They’re not human.>>34923806You people are exceptionally bad. I would trust a rabid sandnigger over a dedicated kike
>>34923810>>34923807>ZionistJust say Jew, you bad faith faggots
>>34923812The second Israel is mentioned>Fuck PalestineGood Goy.
>>34923811>They’re not human.Why are you talking like a stereotypical Jew? Even they are human beings.
I told three Lebs on the train to go back to the desert, did a roman salute and told them to free wherever the fuck they’re from. I hate jews more than you fags. >>34923813>>34923814You dipshits unironically like dunecoons
>to not be rejected by women,you need to have confidence and think highly of yourself while being okay with rejection and flush with success so you don't care>rejectino also lowers my self worth and makes me desperate to finally gain succss, creating a downwards spiral where more rejection becomes an inevitabilityNice inescapable trap, . How do I get out of it? I reayll really need an initial success, a woman to finally get my needs met and kill the desperation.
I’ve hated them since before Israel was made. Just because they’re tangled up with desert people that means I’m supposed to like desert people? Insane false dichotomy.
>>34923815Why won't you guys go back to France too? Why won't you tourists leave American Indians alone?
Would you date a woman with Dwarfism?
>>34923817>Before Israel was madeBro is >70 years old
>>34923819Does she hate men who aren't 6'4 tall?
>>34923815>Accused of being a zionist stooge>Mentions he hates the Lebanese33 silver Shekels have been deposited in your account
>>34923817>I’ve hated them since before Israel was made.Now, you're just blatantly lying. Kinda like the Jews in your stories.
>>34923817>I’ve hated them since before Israel was madeYeah but you didn't afterwards because you're a Zionist.
>>34923820Were Israel to never have been made, I would still hate them. Do you have a shortsighted view of history or something? Btw. I. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck. About. Desert people. There’s nothing based about browns.
You fucking phonies up in arms about a mere 70 years of jewish atrocity can lick the inside of my assFucking weenies and posers + you like browns
>>34923826>Were Israel to never have been made, I would still hate them.Bruh won't even say that he hates Israel, his Jewish masters are fine with fake antisemitism to trick other goyim but they won't allow him to even hint at antizionism.
>>34923827Eh, Germans were worse.
>fuck kikes infinitely, not just Israel but all kikesThat includes (You)
Cool chat thread!
>>34923830Except your beloved Kittenposter of course
>>34923832You have a sad life but not a tragic one
>>34923831well axe a question then nibba
I don't know why anyone is shocked. Gary was already exposed as Gary Rosenstein, the son of a cantor at the Winnipeg Orthodox shul.
>>34923833I didn't pump and dump two women with children, one of which looked liked a certified ogre. So I think I'm doing pretty well.
>>34923835>GaryTypical Jewish name
GG FUCKEN EZ
>>34923834Does anyone else feel like their stop on the train can't come soon enough whenever Gary starts posting?
>>34923836I don’t think you’ve done anything with your life
>>34923842zero would still be bigger than a negative
>>34923843The only thing negative is a life not livedAre you a cripple or something, I’m wondering why you’re never offline
>>34923843If you’re not a cripple you should be ashamed, and please not the gay fake kind of cane cripple that trannies get
>>34923827>70 years of jewish atrocityNigga, they killed Jesus
>>34923845So Jews live the best lives, according to you?
>>34923847That's just Jew on Jew violence.
>>34923847Right? My religion is antisemitism. My denomination as well. These poser faggots think a mere 70 years is enough reason for me to start liking brown people.
>Still hasn't actually said he hates Israel because it would activate the bomb Mossad planted in his phone.
>>34923848Maybe Gary just jealous of all those pizza parties
>>34923851>a mere 70 years is enough reason for me to start liking brown peopleWhat about dyke brown people like her?>>34923847
>>34923854She’s honorary white. Taking to you is disgusting btw
>>34923855>She’s honorary white.And honorary heterosexual?
>>34923856It’d take a kike to be this dense. The only homosexuality that exists is the kind jews (per capita) do. I just know you’re a fag, there’s always layers to a ghoul’s pathology
>>34923855Classic jewish double standards, kek
where do you think the world will be in 10 years?Probably look like fallout without the mutants
>>34923855>She’s honorary white.Is that why she suggests uncs to brag about their dicks to 7 year old girls? >>34922490
>>34923858She’s whiter than you
>>34923860I’m not convinced that your moralfagging is anything but posturing. Aren’t you an actual child molester?
>>34923839I normally just close the thread until whenever the jannies get around to banning him.I don't even get that fags problem, theres the enirety of /pol/ to schizopost freely yet he comes to this obscure as fuck shithole on one of the slowest boards.
>>34923859I think the EU and China are going to exert some pretty noticeable influence on the world by then, hopefully for the better.I think the USA's economy is probably headed back to where it was in the 1970s. Politically, I think the country will feel like late 80s USSR by then.I don't think MAD or any sort of nuclear attack on the US is a remote possibility.
>>34923863Then close it. Fuck off or kill yourself.
>>34923862>posturingI also remember you supporting that namefagging Jewish girl(?) who openly advocated for infant circumcision here. Your shallow performative hatred is just too easily overridden by your pathetic simping for some random pussies. It's just hilarious.
>>34923868Nobody’s buying what you’re loaning, dumb kike. You scared off the hoes, the only demographic you could ruse
>>34923871>You scared off the hoes, the only demographic you could ruseBro, are you telling us that women are dumb? Kinda sexist of you, ngl.
>>34923864>EU>exert some pretty noticeable influence on the worldThe EU can't even influence themselves
>>34923872There’s nothing dumb about being trusting. And they’re evidently not dumb, they all left. Kill yourself
>>34923871I don't think anyone's buying your weird obsession with the Jews either. They are just mid.
>>34923875>There’s nothing dumb about being trusting.So trusting Jews is not dumb then
>>34923874Canada and Australia are already cozying up to them, though.Israeli sanctions will likely be followed by American sanctions.
He thinks the hoes will be back tomorrow. Try not cataloguing strangers on internet forums you creepy fuck
>>34923879I don't want hoes like Kittentroon back here, thoever
>>34923877Jews are evidently an affront to God, as you clearly display. I hope you kill yourself
>>34923878Ok, that's not what I'm talking about.
>>34923856>And honorary heterosexual?I don't consider that an honor.>>34923860>Is that why she suggests uncs to brag about their dicks to 7 year old girls?I hate saying "it was a joke" because it's feeding the trolls, but I know some of you people are autistic enough to think everything said here is serious.
>>34923884I don’t care that you’re brown or lesbian, we can still have conversations and be friends. That creepy fuck making documents on people needs to die
>>34923883You'll get it when you're older. :D
>>34923885I don't care about him. That's the second most exciting part of his day after his fingers slip through the paper.
>>34923885>That creepy fuck making documents on people needs to dieLike those annoying pesky guys who bothered your pal Jeffrey with their dumb files?
I don’t care if it’s not a crime to do what you do, neither is rummaging through people’s garbage trying to find their children’s diapers to jerk off to, people like you simply need to be lynched and historically they were. I’m sending all of my energy into the universe’s consciousness to cause you to be lynched.
>>34923893>some leftist brown dyke promotes showing off dicks to children and openly despises heterosexuality>Gare: "I sleep">some guy was in this general for several months, knows how to use the 4plebs archive, and shows some funny deets that can destroy shitposters' narratives>Gare: "REAL SHIT!"
Is Gary a name that ENTJ uses?
i miss when girls tried to kill you after breaking up now they just go no contact
>>34923898I think the Gary name was first, but I wouldn't be too surprised if they are the same person
>>34923892>creepy pedophile spammer once again compares his misrepresentation of posts from 4chan users to detectives working on the Epstein fileslmao this fag is delusional
>>34923896>some guy was in this general for several monthsConsecutively it seems. Wash your fucking ass bud
This is just an odd ask to americans, do you guys really believe that everything will go back to normal after Trump is out of office? He's kinda fucked you guys up beyond repair, your markets are never coming back, your relationships with other countries are never going to go back to what they were before and most of all, your economic problems won't go away just because he's gone let alone the naked corruption by your media and government or the sheer ignorance of your electorate, none of those guys are ever going to prison either. You're kinda fucked to be honest. Please don't try to invade Canada or Mexico once you get desperate
I can't believe how much I love sucking cocks
>>34923766>10/10finally a man with taste. these fellas only like slutty OF models with tattoos and silicon tits
>>34923902Name on, Gare
>>34923902What, not as funny as a joke about bragging about your cock to 7 year olds?
>>34923913It's funniest because she was obviously joking, but your fag ass spamming the same comparison to being some sort of epic detective makes it seem like you actually believe you're doing anything other than be a creepy loser on 4chan who everyone laughs at everytime you post.
It’s not just me who hates youLynch mob soon
>>34923907Circumcised, I assume?
>>34923916I think Gare the Canuck Clown is the funniest one, that's for sure
>fatsos posting in fashion related online placesCan we please outlaw this?
>>34923906>This is just an odd ask to americans, do you guys really believe that everything will go back to normal after Trump is out of office?No, I don't have my head in the sand. Frankly, I've been seeing something like this coming for most of my adult life.The USA has gotten especially greedy and belligerent over the last fifty years, to put it very mildly. The last decade has seen the ruling class in this country seemingly give up all pretense of being anything but pure evil, having so effectively manufactured consent among its subjects.I'm far from alone in my awareness of this situation. I would implore you to give the American people a smidge more credit than you do currently.>You're kinda fucked to be honest.I think we're probably going to eat shit for like 20 years over this lol, but I don't think the country is going to die because of it.>Please don't try to invade Canada or Mexico once you get desperateI don't see that happening. The USA is a paper tiger that would ultimately crumble against the support Canada would likely see from the EU and other Anglo countries. I also don't think the USA has any strategic reason to spread itself thinner over Mexico. However, I also think that the USA would face a military humiliation a la Vietnam or Iran in an attempted annexation of Mexico.
>>34923916A bit of truth in every joke. She did groom her own niece to embrace LGBTQetc.>>34922546
>>34923920Nah, the obsessed loser who lurks the thread and archives trying to post screenshots of 4chan users out of context is funniest. I love how he tries to defend his creepiness then runs away scared for a while after nobody ever engages with his shit other than pointing at him and saying he's annoying and gross. Truly the most pathetic sort of faggot on 4chan. Whenever people ITT ask about which people should be removed from this thread, somehow that loser gets mentioned more than most namefags. lmao
>>34923924The post you linked to explains why your assertion is obviously false.You are a faggot. Nobody likes you. Your misrepresentation doesn't fool anybody. End yourself, you joke of a person.
>>34923925Too much damage control, Gary
>>34923928Crying schizo doesn't make the laughs stop coming, you delusional faggot.
>>34923928Not many people here like you!
List of people who like Gary>all of the coolest namefriends and anonymous regularsList of people who like creepy pedo spammer>
>>34922205The same sort of buzzing sound that I associate with Portuguese. I recently also came across some balkan language (I don't remember which) which I thought also reminded me of Portuguese.
>>34923932No, you're a shitposter too, but at least you don't spam the thread as often as that pedophile archive dumpster diver.
>>34923932You forgot to remove your name for this one
Imagine how deep the lore is on himWhat could possibly contort a man into a such a creature
>>34923934What makes him a pedophile?
>>34923936He started with JH. He is obviously a spurned simp who now only lives to try and get negative attention from female namefags by cataloging their lives and trying to lie to newfags about them. He thinks it's a noble cause to talk so much about his fantasies of how they would treat children.
femanons, what's the most attractive type of facial hair on a guy?
>>34923937He makes up stories about what namefags do with or want to do with children all the time. He can't go a day with sharing his vicarious obsession with childhood sexual abuse.
GenderHow do you build a strong foundation for love? How do you know who to lay that foundation with?
>>34923941>He started with JH.Nah, that's the other guy.
This thread has an unnecessarily fiendish rogues' gallery
>>34923937He admitted it here
>>34922683>>34922765Why are all these girls sleeping with plushies instead of me?
>>34923937I don’t even want to talk about my kids here because of him
>>34922683>>34922765Did she have violent sex with FWBs in the past?
how long before the pedo spammer posts his manifesto and kills himself
>>34923958Which one, you have to be more precise.
>>34923946Theyre fighting for notoriety
>>34923958If you're talking about me, Gary. I'm not the JH rapestory guy, I mostly make fun of her for her polycule.
>>34922867>men,>would you tolerate a woman who doesn't GET anime?idk if I could. I care a lot about Goku
>>34923331Yes. I want a girlfriend who will cut my toenails.
>>34922867MSome of it is cool but there is nothing particularly deep to get
>>34923961Do people ever make fun of you for being unlikeable
>>34923525I like her pixie cut, but it really highlights how much her facial shape reminds me of that Saw puppet.
>>34923645I for one like the "weird" eyebrows. And the freckles.And I'm not seeing the lip filler.
>>34923656Who the fuck cares what bv thinks? bv is irrelevant.
>>34923525You wanna be a small white guy and two half blacks...?
>>34923967Unlikeable by narcs like you, Gary? That's a compliment.
>>34923974Nobody here likes you, creepy pedo spammer? Delusional bitch
>>34923976>>34923974
>>34923977What about caring about your children after making them, kek?
>>34923976What pedoshit did he post exactly?
>>34923961>I'm not that one annoying pedophile spammer! I'm a different one that does the same thing of talking about children and sexual abuse, but this time about a different female poster! Also I do spam about the one you're talking about, but not this time!Neck yourself, creep.
>>34923979He admitted to being into kids
>>34923981Link?
>>34923980I’ve never met a rattier person than them
Bought some fancy mechanical pencils.
>>34923985For what?
>>34923979NTA, but he does it all the time. But in this thread alone, he has brought up and linked a shitty joke some namefag made to a shitpost and keeps talking about it like child sexual abuse is something anybody actually advocates for. Then he tried to turn the topic into that namefag grooming others by linking a different post where she specifically says she didn't groom anyone. He cannot stop talking about children's sexualities and takes any excuse to turn the thread into his personal fanfic dump.
>>34923986Autism.
>>34923986Stress relief, or if you're asking about the pencil itself, I dunno, feels good to have a good pencil doesn't it?It's the kurutoga advance if you were curious.
>>34923982It’s every thread he spams
decided to finally delete the evidence i have accumulated of a certain groomin 4chan egirl its not worth it anymore but beware vore
Do you think that women showing interest in a hobby, even if cynically faking it to get attention from guys, is overall good, or bad for men/women's social dynamics?For context, there are a lot of women creators now who are feigning interest in warhammer because obviously the videogame streaming space is oversaturated but that niche still has some life left in it.For the most part it's obvious that this is just trying to appeal to simps, but do you think there is a positive effect in normalizing the hobbies for women at all, or do you think most women see that and just see it as women pandering for clicks?
>>34923987He’s very fixated on children which is worrisome. The stalking is worrisome as well. Needs lynching
>>34923980>female namefagsoh no, our poor brown attention-whores
>>34923994>Needs lynchingI think we can all agree on this
>>34923991>>34923987So nothing worse than the shit namefags post. Got it.
>>34923994>>34923997Definitely.>>34923995And somehow you're more annoying and hated by them. That's a huge feat.
Now that this place is officially dead and the only people left are pedophiles, does being a 4channer still feel cool?
>>34924002by whom, their simp army, lol
>>34923993>feigning interestI don't know who you are talking about specifically but why do you think they are feigning it?
>>34924006lmao everyone who ever responds to you
>>34924003So you're saying you're a pedo.
>>34924001He’s admitted on here that he’s attracted to children. The amount of disgusting pedo shit he posted at JH alone is enough to warrant the labelIf he’s still here reading this, kill yourself
>>34924008NTAGary, there are only about 3-4 people there right now.
>>34924012Link?
>>34924013See >>34923930.
>>34924013Lol you are delusional
>>34924015Is that you or your ogre gf, kek?
>>34924002Pretty sure more people know about namefags than some random anons
>>34924014Every single thread and we all see the stuff you post regularly >>34924012
>>34924020>source: my ass
>>34924014>pedo spammer posts random archive links nobody asked for>nobody believes anything he makes up about it and calls him a pedo>some fag (or possibly just him samefagging) asks for archive links about his pedophilia>everybody else already knows he's so annoying and gross just based on track record and what he posted ITT that nobody needs links to believe itIronic.
Wow, euro hours suck.
>>34924021>UHHHHHH WHERES DA EVIDENCEThis took me two seconds to find you creepy fucking pedophile
>>34924024This is what happens when I don't post.
>>34924019Somehow, whenever the thread asks which posters should be removed from the thread, that pedo spammer makes it into the lists for multiple people. He's practically a namefag at this point with how noticeably he posts about his obsession with childhood rape and grooming.
>>34924022I literally typed jh uncle and found posts of him glazing other pedophilesI’m serious when I say I want him lynched
>>34924029It'd be a service to the world.
>>34924022Nice fanfic, Gary.>>34924025Better, but this isn't me.
>>34924031Not Gary, he's an annoying fag too. But you are genuinely worse. Just being compared by multiple people to the creep who posted those JH uncle spam posts should be a wakeup call that you are disgusting, annoying, and unwanted here.
>>34924031I believe you buddy. What city do you live in by the way?
>>34924032>Just being compared by multiple people to the creep who posted those JH uncle spam posts should be a wakeup call that you are disgusting, annoying, and unwanted here.Says the guy who's being compared to Gary
Atoga is the new sodom and gomorrah and I'm waiting for its destruction
>>34924037By you, based solely on the fact that I'm calling you out as being disgusting. You are being compared to an admitted pedophile who spams about his fanfics here by multiple people based solely on your actual posts ITT about children. It's not comparable and everyone sees through your deflections.
>>34924032Nah, namefags are still worse than lorefags.
>>34924041Nah. Anybody who unironically posts that about sympathizing with pedophiles and writes stories about how he wishes women were raped as children and deserve it is worse than any amount of cringe attentionwhoring and shit takes.
>>34924031>this isn't meLol
>>34924043Good thing I didn't post that shit or anything worse than what Whorra posted ITT
>>34924046>Good thing I didn't post that shitLol
>>34924025I think that kind of guy would proudly admit this, if he was here though
>>34924046Taking a shitty joke and presenting it as real multiple times then making up fanfics about how a child was groomed are worse than the shitty joke. You could've just joined in on calling her joke stupid and gross, but instead you tried multiple times to misrepresent it as her actual approval of child sexual assault. And when that didn't work out, you tried to bring up child grooming based on nothing ITT. You are disgusting and annoying with your gaslighting, neck yourself.
Men, at what age do women expire?
>>3492405323
>>34924053it's actually related to body count.
>>34924051Nah he regularly deletes his pedo takes and unsolicited archive dumps when he doesn't get engagement or he gets called out for it. That way he can repost it later and thinks nobody will notice his spam. He's rightfully ashamed when he doesn't even get the crumb of attention he's desperate for.
>>34924051Link? HahThe deflection and minimization are on point. I’m thinking it’s really him.
>>34924055Sleeping with men ages a woman? That's a big sacrifice to make then
>>34924052I know she meant it as a joke, I also know it represents what kind of a garbage human being she is, that's why I'm semi-seriously making fun of it
>>34924058You ever see those 20 year olds that look 50, yeah
>>34924059Kill yourself.If there’s even a possibility that there is a permanently online archive creep in addition to a permanently online pedo stalker then you need to kill yourself. You’re half of the problem and that’s after giving you the benefit if the doubt
>>34924053i wouldn't say expire but a lot of women after 31 or 32 lose like half of their beauty, especially if she doesnt go to the gym or take care of herself. it's sad honestly. very very few remain bangable well into their 40s and 50s. I think elizabeth hurley and monica bellucci when they were in their 40s are like the only 2 legit bangable 40 year old women i've ever seen
>>34924024They used to be kinda comfy. It's all shit now
>>34924059>garbage human beingShitlib terminology from a confirmed pedophile creep
>>34924061And I'm also not the kind of a garbage human being who tells annoying people to kill themselves over and over again, you seethe too much with impotent anger, Gary
>>34924065You are an actual pedophile
>>34924059This poster >>34924061 is right. You just admitted that you're not even engaging with anything honestly, you're just purposefully treating things you know were shitty jokes as even semi-real because you think you know what certain 4chan posters are actually like and just want to make them pay for whatever shit is going on in your head. You are a fucking embarrassment.
>>34924039I hope it comes soon. I need something to stop me from coming back
>>34924064can't be more shitlib than your brown lgbtroon, kek
>>34924065You're the type of garbage human being who gaslights by lying about others and your own intentions then plays the victim when people get annoyed with you and want you gone. How can you possibly go on living knowing THIS is where you regularly go in your freetime and genuinely nobody likes you?
>>34924070True that
Is Gary right?
>>34924078No, Gary is unironically a leftist
>>34924070>>34924080Are you one of those based trad rightwing pedophiles like that boy fucker Wheel of Fortune host?
>>34924061>>34924068Don't listen to those redditors, lorebros.Keep up the good work with trolling those attention-whoring tourists.
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>>34921978I cold approached a girl who was walking her dog and the dog ended up being from a shelter and she wanted to give him away. We went for a walk with her and the dog a few days later. Obviously i liked her and we were walking for a few hours and the girl asked me if i wanna continue the talk at a coffee shop or something. I left the dog at her place and we went for a coffee and driving around the town. We had good chemistry and same music taste and vidya taste and overall it was 8/10 experience. Then i left her at her house and when i called her 2 days later she was with a friend and we talked for like a min, then we didn't talk for 2 days and she sent me a pic of the place i work and told me she was passing buy.Then we scheduled for seeing her today and she cancelled last min telling me to go for a coffee in a few days or so because she had her period and if we can talk over the phone today. And when I called her she was literally at the dog park with her dog. It's pretty much over, right? Also when i tried to hang up on the phone at 10 mins she said hold on and was asking me how my meetings/jobs went and also if i wanna go for bruch with her on Friday but as far as i know brunches are friendzone tier because it's in daytime. Any female that can help with this? Also she is 22 and im 33
