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>>34939464atoga moids should post desk setup
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIID
>>34939470I would but funny enough with the OP my desk is full of 40k shit and it's a mess
Growing up is realizing there are no men in atoga, only women and larping femcels trying to blackpill them
>>34939470I basically don't use my desk, don't have a desktop. I post here on phone and I use my steam deck or a laptop for gaming
>>34939464can you faggots just stop posting this worthless spam thread over and iver again?
>>34939485literally the only thread in /adv/ that actually works and will always give you advice and answers
>>34939470One of these thingies.
>>34939464I like this one
>>34939485>No fun allowed
>>34939475Can a femanon spot another femanon pretending to be a maleanon?
>>34939487HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAwhat advice is there to get females>be attractive (face + height) >dont be unattractive (chopped face and manlet)end thread
>>34939489post it
>>34939490...yes...
>>34939494I do that a lot but I don't think anyone has called me out on it
>>34939497Post what? It, as in the clown?
>>34939500Why
>>34939501taunting femanons gets you a 25 dollar fine yk
>>34939504Well it's a good thing I'm not doing that.
>>34939503For the lulz
>>34939505thats up to the femanon to decide.. to uthe femanon court finds u guilty
>>34939506What do you do. Incite hatred and start fights
So what exactly am I supposed to talk about in a first date?Somehow landed one with a girl and I have no idea what to say/talk about, I've heard conflicting info>Just ask her questions>Don't make it an interview with question-answer-question-answer>Don't be too directAnd so on
>>34939503Women feed on causing chaos>>34939496But this is not a thread dedicated on how to get females???
>>34939490Rogal Dorn>a loyalist>builds castles>doesn't lieGood choice
i fumbled a indirect invitation to a concert and now she is mad at me. she has not responded for 2 days.
>>34939514>indirecttell her to fuck outta here she has no right to be mad
>>34939510oh yeah sorry I am a retard,apologies because there is this another thread of how to get foids general or somethingthat being said lets be real most of you faggots only reason to ask anything to female is to ask how to get herwhy would anybody ever wanna get to know anything from a female besides to get some pussy?
>>34939516dude just save some face and stop posting
>>34939514Comedy.I'm going to pull an Electric Boogaloo 2 tomorrow with a married man that has a gay wife.
Is autism a prerequisite for getting into 40k?
>>34939513I prefer the TTS Rogal Dorn where he's insanely autistic and has a killer stache.His autism fits the lego building.
>>34939520Pretty much.
>>34939520No, 40k if anything is normie as hell nowadays.It's also subdivided in like 5 different hobbies, plenty of people just paint their miniatures and treat that as a hobby.I know 3 girls that do that, only one actually plays the tabletop game.
>>34939523is the game even fun?
>>34939464>Literally millennia of galaxy-spanning in-game lore>Fantastic armor/weapon/machine/creature design (until recently)>Multimedia franchise with tons of great books and animations to compliment the game>Foid: OH EM GEE HOT GUYS! I hate women so much you wouldn't believe, and they need to stay the FUCK out of WH40K
>>34939520its required but its not enough by itself
>>34939527>Nerd shit>Nerd shit>Nerd shit
>>34939523Disgusting!
>>34939513I have an eye for quality moids hehe>Presumed deadNOOOOOO
>>34939526The game itself can be fun give or take, but again a lot of the fun is the setting, the lore and collecting/painting your stuff, there's a very real and clear improvement as you practice and it's a great way to express yourself.And funny enough every women I've known always plays/collects/paints the most disgusting vile factions for some reason.
Had an insane seismic fart followed by a shit Hiroshima into the bowl. This is gonna be a big one lads
>>34939496Have you tried learning who you are while getting ripped, rich, and rare?
>>34939527Nerd
>>34939532He's alive, just hasn't been brought back into the spotlight so far.
>>34939530i´d say yes, its nerd shit for nerds, do not dilute it for the mythical borader audience. but they already did that years ago.
>>34939527You're acting like we don't do the exact same shit with hot girls.Fucking hell bomberman got turned into a gooner gacha, BOMBERMAN
Sneaking up behind femanon and then hugging her around her arms and not letting go.
>>34939533i think if I were into it I would just paint them and display them. I'm not very good at painting though
>>34939540They showed me what to do about this in self defense class in gym
>>34939540*sits on you, you make a bunch of crunching sounds*
>>34939542nta but i hear those classes are bs since the instructors never apply full strength like a man in a real situation would
>>34939542And what would that be missy
>>34939533Nurgle is love, thoeverNurgle is life
being manhandled without warning sounds kinda hot i can’t lie
Dunno about y'all but my nerd girl fantasy is being a stern military man's loyal lieutenant and then heroically dying in battle before ever confessing my feelings for him
>>34939542>foid self defense classAhahahahaha
>>34939547sounds kinda like rape
>>34939544It was in gym class I didn't have a choice on whether I took it or not. When the dude with the padded suit came in at the end of the 3 weeks it didn't really matter whether he was using full strength or not he was easily 220 and I was like...100 pounds. A couple of the things I was taught definitely seemed useful I might not be able to get the guy to drop me but I could probably manage a busted nose or lip, or some bruised shins. And there's the thing about your positioning your arm to protect your airway. All else fails I shit myself and start screaming.
>>34939545Shit my pants and make lots of noise
>>34939541>I'm not very good at painting thoughWell that's the idea, these are MINIATURES, they're small as hell and painting them is hard as fuck, no one starts out well.It's about the journey to keep improving and gives you a lot of regular painting skills and knowledge.
>>34939552Gross all I wanted was a hug
>>34939548So he'll never know? No happy ending?
>>34939513CHADhttps://youtu.be/rj8s-6geA1E
>>34939548This is Herstory on TLC
>>34939554If you just wanted a hug you would have left her arms free and let go when asked/told to. Now you have diarrhea on your leg and egg on your face.
>>34939548Do you feel a particular kinship to Riza Hawkeye by any chance?
>>34939558Amerifat, why aren't you sleeping?Why did the amerifat stay up at night?
>>34939548That’s kinda what this song is abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPy2Iqq-NM
Hate to be the odd one out, everyone here sounds overly hyperactive more than usual? What's going on?
>>34939561She's unemployed
>>34939563>Hate to be the odd one outSays a tripcuck
>>34939564I'm unemployed too. That doesn't mean i'm going to be up at 4AM.
>>34939561I've had two sleep teas and a melatonin. I think it's the cat pheremone diffuser. It's been every night until 4am or later.
>>34939563It's the CIA gangstalking you again. Look at the patterns, it's clear.
>>34939561>>34939566I'm employed and up at 4 am
>>34939559Your pants are covered in shit too. Look what you've fucking done are you proud of yourself
Girls, when someone asks you out using something like>Really enjoyed your company, do you want to have a coffee with me in this great bakery I know?Or something along those lines, does that comes off as a romantic interest date or just a friendly casual thing?I wanted to do something casual first but now I'm thinking it over and worried she might take it as a friendly hang out
>>34939570I was successful in grossing out the guy touching me against my will. Yeah. Victory and dignity don't always come together.
>>34939573An indian guy would be even more turned on by that. So it won't always work.
>enter atoga>scat roleplay>exit atoga
>>34939571if a guy is asking me to something solo with him the assumption is that he'd like to have sex with me.
>>34939555Idk there's just something so romantic about unrequited love>>34939560Royai is literally my OTP
Is it weird if I ask friend that studies in theatre school to let me know if there's intresting shows planned so I can eventually go and watch?
im going to climb thru ur window and sleep under ur bed
>>34939573You didn't win though you ruined your pants and my day over some harmless fun. Is this how you handle all your problems you just shit yourself and scream
>>34939571You can always insert “go out with me” somewhere in there to be clearer.
>>34939579There's a old suitcase big enough to fit your body inside underneath.
>>34939575>femanon shitting herself wards off the guy even through the InternetAs long as it works
>>349395831 point to femanon.
instead of pooping, why not just hit the guy in the balls
>>34939571I would assume there's a level of romantic interest but imo it's good to be a little vague in the first couple of dates. Keeps the stakes low and allows everyone to make a graceful exit if it doesn't work out
>>34939576is that good or bad?
>>34939586Not always possible
>>34939586Maybe his balls are on the floor already.
https://files.catbox.moe/36r4mt.mp4>girl gets bullied>boys walking around and laughingwhy are men like this?
>>34939580>harmless fun I thwarted a kidnapping attempt>>34939588Depends whether I want to have sex with him or not
>>34939591Ive seen the reverse of this about 5000000 times
>>34939591Men love hating women. They'll watch other women hating women. That's why tradfluencers are popular at all.
>>34939586How do I do that if he's grabbed me from behind and has my arms pinned thoughClearly shitting myself is a great plan everyone hates it
>>34939592I wasn't kidnapping you I was taking you home. There's a difference
>>34939595but thats really gross and youll probably have to throw away those pants
>>34939596That's stealing!*bonk*
>>34939591Do not redeem da female bullying sar. They want to be chinks so bad
>>34939596From my perspective it's kidnapping and you deserve to be shit on.>>34939597And? Better than being assaulted by this guy >>34939596
>>34939600atoga anons are harmless they wouldnt hurt a fly
Femanons, why are you shitting yourselves so much? Do you really want to make that association and comparison even more apt?
>>34939591All 5 got expelled, including the victim btw
>>34939601I believe that about most of them but the premise was being non consensually grabbed so, can't be too careful.
>>34939470That'd be too much of a dox.
>>34939605how so?
>>34939605There's a second laptop moid in chat, with a cat.
>>34939591That’s like watching puppies “fight”.
>>34939606Because I have shown it to people from 4chan before and some I don't want to be recognized by on atoga.
>>34939602BASED FEMANONS EMBRACING THE GRANDFATHER'S WAY!NURGLE IS LOVE!NURGLE IS LIFE!
Went to a movie and drank exactly one beer.The Movie>La Haine (1995) dir. Mathieu KassovitzThe Beer>St. Bernardus Abt 12
>>34939600We could've had the most insane hate sex. I could have fed you eggs because lord knows you don't have any of your own. We could've went to sleep together but you'd rather do that cold and alone wouldn't you
Men, is this chocolate bar racist?
I want to make toast today.Should I make croque monsieur or something else?
>>34939614I just think there's a reason we come in different packs
>>34939614Yes, but you shoudn't eat it anyway. You're already too fat.
Which way, atogoys?
>>34939617I wasn't even thinking about you during anyway.
>>34939619>thinking about you during anywayWhat did our fatty mean by that?
>>34939620Beetus got her brain
>>34939620>>34939621You are so brown.
That boy ain't right I tell ya hwat
>>34939612You're making the other virgins look bad >cold and alone That is objectively the best way to get good sleep
>>34939623ENTJ, is that you again?
Anonwhen are you getting married?
>>34939623Judging by your grammar, I'm probably whiter than you.
>>34939625The cool thing about your trick is that you can only evacuate your bowels once*Picks you up again and hauls you off to bed*
>>34939626>Entj skincrawling as BVMy blood is curdled
>>34939629If I finally manage to ask him out, probably in 1or 2 years
>>34939631That's why you also scream. Why are you so insistent on being a rapist in this scenario? Go evaluate your life choices and leave me alone or I'll get some of the shit in your mouth.
>>34939632It's "skinwalking" not "skincrawling" which is an adjective not a verb.
>>34939626>ENTJThat would explain BV being into scat... but maybe she was always like that>>34939584
>>34939629As long as women put me in the category of a generic fucked up piece of shit, I don't see it happening my entire life. Despite that I'm fine being alone as it is the future, there are careers I can get that can support me without some woman being there. Even though every day I yearn for a girlfriend, who I know would be having sex with men who I can not compete in attractiveness.
>>34939635>Why are you so insistent on being a rapist in this scenario?I'm not a rapist though. I'm sleeping with you like a teddy bear not fucking you >I'll get some of the shit in your mouth.Ooh you dirty bitch
>>34939636It's a pretty apropos mistake
>>34939638Do you guys have any idea what this retard is trying to say, I don't think I've ever understood a single one of his posts. Is this just word salad
>>34939638>As long as women put me in the category of a generic fucked up piece of shit, I don't see it happening my entire life.I think your garbage narcissistic personality is more important than that.
>>34939618>germLiterally my ex.
>>34939644Ohiobro...
>>34939639We're back to the kidnapping charge then. I feel like I'm arguing with Lenny about why he can't have a puppy.
>>34939646I thought himbos were hot. And I thought you didn't like bring cold.
>>34939643No it isn't. It's just constant changing all over the place anyway. I've never seen someone satisfied with who I am at all or how I present myself. If anything it is the usual negativity.
>>34939642>Anon lacks creativity
>>34939647A himbo would respect "no". And Lenny isn't a himbo. If his stupidity is dangerous he's not a himbo he's a liability. I don't like being cold while awake but you get better sleep in a cool room.I get that you're trying to be playful but the whole bit is giving me a gigantic ick, it's not cute it's giving "where's MY hug?".
>>34939629I don't engage with boomer rituals. I'm ok with eventual monogamy at some point but thats it.
>>34939654I think you have a huge stick up your ass femanon. How about I give you an even bigger one
>>34939645>t.
should I invite her to a cat cafe?
>>34939663Are you gonna put on the cat ears?
>>34939665are you going to lose some weight?
>>34939666Not today, seitan.
>>34939658You spend all that time fighting the rapist accusations to then say this? I get that you're upset femanons weren't interested in your unsolicited "affection" but this reaction just shows they're right not to be interested.
>>34939669I know you love me I love you too. Good night
Do you love these late summer/early fall days where it's nice during the day, cool during the night and everything is still green?It's the perfect weather imo.>>34939663You should invite me (male) to a cat cafe.
>>34939671>You should invite me (male) to a cat cafe.we(both males) cant just go out to a cat cafe
>>34939638>>34939650It's because you're too far up your own ass, like all namefags
>>34939673>we(both males)>>34939494
>>34939674Yeah well snarky people can be far up their own ass too.
>>34939676Nice try, but you’re not a woman
>>34939673Nice!I have some cats in my neighbourhood, but they are too shy to get pet most of the time.>>34939670>>34939669Quite the autistic dance you two had here, eh?
>>34939676>>34939679Time for gay sex with the both of you.
>>34939537Hope so
>>34939682No, I don't wanna have gay sex with you or any sex, desu
>>34939682Time for a diet for you
>>34939464Friend (kind of had a crush on her for a bit) got her car broken into a week ago. Checked up on her the night of and the day after. Should I check up again if the repairs were done or whatever or is that simpy?
>>34939490For me, it's Morty
>>34939683I unironically may get into wh40k because of him
Both genders, my personality is eccentric but easygoing, what is your's?
>>34939690>your's
>>34939687>is that simpyTo whom? She's your friend, do what feels right and don't worry about what others might think
>>34939690MAwkward and reserved
>>34939686She's in her 40s. It's safe to say she will be fat until she passes away.
>>34939685Oh it's the asexual girl.>>34939686And the brown man. Actual hetero conversation.
>>34939697Im as pale as fresh snowMiss big bitch
>>34939697Nope, check your radars
>>34939688>MortyA classic but fitting atogan choice
>>34939687
>>34939690Aloof, sensitive and absentminded. But I think I'm pretty friendly and witty once I get comfortable around someone
I think I'll try this beer the next time I go to the movies.
>>34939698>>34939700That shut you both up.
>>34939702What a wholesome boomer guyhttps://youtu.be/x9F7cNJR76M
>>34939706I wonder what would stop you from gorging yourself
>>34939707I wonder if anybody told him why this video has over 1 million views, while all his others are sub 15k.
Anon, a hot witch gf comes into your life during the Autumn Equinox tomorrow, but she will disappear once the Spring Equinox happens and never come back to you ever again and you are aware of this fact. Would you still pursue a relationship with her knowing that after 6 months you will never see her again?
>>34939706This again?
>>34939710A platonic one, maybe
>>34939710Did that.
>looking for a man with a boatKeep looking, you old hag granny bitch lmaoBitch is 28 and still thinks she will find her millionaire bf from Tinder lol
>>34939710I feel like I already went into such a relationship before, while even subconsciously aware how stupid it was.I don't know if I would want another heartbreak like that, even if it meant I would not be in a romantic relationship for those months otherwise.Sometimes it is better to not have experienced something, than missing it.
>>34939710I guess I'd practice sex with her for a few months then look if being seen with a hot (witch) gf can get me an actual gf.
me and my foid going to the cat cafe (she's alergic)
I just found out that theres a Brazilian edition of Kitchen Nightmares, and that its available in full english dub on youtube. And it is every bit like that sounds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oH_KvWeqrM
>>34939718So you're short?
>>34939720i'm 6 feet tallabout as tall as you are wide
>>34939721>about as tall as you are wideThat would only be two feet, dwarf.
>>34939722we're talking about you as you are nownot when you were a toddleryou fucking canon ball looking ass
>>34939722>>34939723
>>34939721Kek
>>34939724Of course he's boyvulating thinking about my ass again.
>>34939726impossible as I am not attracted to astronomical objects
>White Rice>4 eggs>Onions sauce>Everything bagel seasoningGender, R8 the breakfast
>>34939730MSounds like a breakfast for animepedos
>>349397302/10 pleb tier combo
>>34939731It's nutritious, lightweight, and easy to prepare in the morning. I recommend.
>>34939733and what is your pre-class breakfast anon?
>>34939728Still mad I sniped your wizard status?
>>34939730>Onions sauce
>>34939710yes!
>>34939736Garlic sausage and egg omellette with spring onions. If she doesn't like me at my garlic breathiest, she doesn't deserve me at my best.
>>34939728But that is a star.
>>34939730>breakfastFucking what.That sounds just really weird and borderline disgusting for breakfast.And before you ask what I want for breakfast, I very rarely eat breakfast. But just something normal.
>>34939689No way it was that easy
>>34939744>That sounds just really weird and borderline disgusting for breakfast.Everything bagel seasoning is basically just sesame seeds, I don't see the issue
I can't take it. I hate night time so much
>>34939737nice trybut I'm not
>>34939490The one above him is best
