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Foids, how do you like to be asked to a date and what kind of date?I've noticed that I've been so focused on what worked and what males told me that I never sat down to think of what women prefer.
>>34944325>implying the two lost primarchs weren't female
>>34944338SHUSH!
What is Warhammerfags' problem?
>>34944347
>>34944347Autism and reddit
>>34944331>what women prefer.a man who keeps frame.
RepostingState genderWould you date a bisexual of the opposite gender?MNo
>>34944335Just because I want to occasionally get manhandled by a bigger stronger man and be forced to suck his cock, doesn't mean I want to date him, and you also can't really be friends after that either. So yeah, I'm a bi dude but I wouldn't date bi or gay men.
>>34944325Women, have you ever ghosted a guy and if so, how well did you know him? were you close?
>>34944354M, sure
>>34944355Gay
>>34944356Yeah.Not very well. No.
Why would a lesbian or other homosexual come to a thread to talk to the opposite gender?
she is not replying oh god it's so over
>>34944363Loneliness
>>34944355
>>34944363/adv/ is the designated no. 2 whiny pathetic bitch board, so we get autistic underage losers of every class, creed, ethnicity, and sexual orientaion
Women, thoughts on winter hiking?
>>34944355>Just because I want to occasionally get manhandled by a bigger stronger man and be forced to suck his cockTypical atoga moid...
Paranoia. Paranoia. Everybody's coming to get me....
>>34944370DislikeFeet cold If it's sunny, not windy, over 40 degrees, and the trail is mostly clear of snow I'll go but the best hiking weather is right now.
>>34944363I long for a woman's touch, but because so few women are interested in me due to my autistic brain disease, I am relegated instead to stroking the cocks of other men and having mine stroked in turn.
>>34944355>this moid can voteTake men's voting rights away
>>34944377>Feet coldWear socks and boots?
>>34944347New toy syndrome. It’s probably the same guy who used to spam Freiren all the time.
I wish I could use the Druid Sleep to delay aging
>>34944381Feet still cold. And my face. Plus hiking in boots is terrible. I hike in trail runners. Clomping around in boots sucks.
>>34944367Uh, you literally did.>>34944335 (You) asked for that gayshit.
>>34944381Chicks’ feet stay cold regardless. Fyi easy lifehack, get your girl to wear socks during sex. It will help her be more comfortable and enjoy it more.
I hope the guys here's lame jewelry trick to get girls like mine works some day on the right woman. I am of course speaking figurtively of that, don't waste money like that, but there was a time in my grandmother's life during the 1950's a dorky guy kept buying jewelry for women and she thought it was dumb and stupid until one day a girl loved it and the two of them were happily married. Think about that you all.
>>34944380Isn't that your kind of a man, BV? Pretty sure he's one of the few who'd let you peg.
How did it feel when you realised you were among a civilization where it is common for women to masturbate and fellate their young?
So don't let how you are cringe deter you from getting a girlfriend, if that guy could be cringe and get someone you can too.
>>34944388>get your girl to wear socks during sexLong ones preferably
>>34944388Every woman I've ever had sex with has kept her socks on. I always assumed it was because she was worried I'd have some Quentin Tarantino shit going on with their feet.
>>34944383You could try lucid dreaming.
>>34944384Ain't you a delicate one
>>34944355LARPING FOID HANDS
>>34944395NtaI can't cum if all I'm thinking about is how fucking cold and uncomfortable my toes are.
>>34944397Boots are for people with delicate ankles. I have no need for them. At my bodyweight with my shit diet I am going to be cold if it's below 55 out it's just a fact.
>>34944395Did you read what I write? Be yourself and stop letting how you are cringe get to you.
hi.
women, are angry eyebrows a turn off?
>>34944377>Feet coldMine are cold IN BED.Not when I am hiking through snow and actively use them.
Thinking about this lesbian bar owner who quit to attend clown college
>>34944395Crank the heat up bro
Now I feel bad for being a moid who wears socks in bed
>>34944405Mine are cold almost all the time idk what your point is. Actively using them makes almost no difference to me. They're just cold.
>>34944406Its fitting because lesbians are a FUKKEN JOKE
>>34944401NTA, most people filter nameshitters
>>34944408Why do you feel bad you fucking pussy bitch
>>34944408Anon some day you'll find a woman who removes her delicate pantyhose to reveal you her feet. You just got to keep believing yourself. The internet and even your small circle in college or work is not the entire world. There are billions of people in this world. I'm sure the right woman will be there for your foot fetish.
I literally never feel the need to wear a hat or gloves even when its 0 degreesI cant even sleep wearing socks Feels good to be a man
>>34944413Not my problem and I apologize for being a blight of text instead of readable text.
Shut up, bitch. *plap plap plap*
What are they doing, chat?
Women: have you ever done something like this for your man?
There really is no untamed wilderness left in the western world is there?
>>34944415Not what I meant at fucking all
>>34944417I wore a beanie today. It was 65f out.It's probably the malnutrition that makes me cold.
>>34944410Well I told you how it is for me, that was the point, but if you got cold feet all the time that could point to weak blood circulation.You ever take your blood pressure and hesrt rate?
>>34944424The briny deep is mostly uncharted.
>>34944428See >>34944427
>>34944425Was I arguing with you or trying to give you encouragement?
>>34944372Exactly why friends with benefits between two men doesn't work imo. Male friend groups are built on mutual respect, so you can't just go from being his cumrag to discussing war history together ten minutes later.
if you tell a guy to cum on your boobs and he instead cums on your face and says "oops, I fucking missed!" What are the chances it was accidental?
>>34944433>Exactly why friends with benefits between two men doesn't work imoNigga it's cuz most dudes aren't gay
>>34944434Cum goes in the pussy or the throatWhy would you waste it on your tits?
>>34944431You need me cook you some shit?
>>34944424The Amazon Rainforest is still there, but it's a high risk/low reward zone
I put the h on it, to emphasize that it's NIGGAH
>>34944434Toss up. Some guys can't aim.
>>34944402Hey what's up
>>34944439That's on the 3rd world it doesn't count
>>34944442the sky
>>34944438No thanks. If you come up with a way to get adequate nutrition without having to put anything in my mouth let me know though.
>>34944434Trying to control shit like that kind of ruins an orgasm. It doesn’t necessarily mean he was trying to hit the face.
>>34944424The Darien Gap is almost completely uninhabited with zero infrastructure.
>>34944427I'm slightly overweight so that could be an advantage
>>34944402Hello, are you an elitist or a human being?
>>34944447There is a woman on tiktok who has to feed herself intravenously every day because endometriosis destroyed a lot of her intestines. But that's kind of a shitty life.Do you have issued with the textures of food?
>>34944444
im sad moids im sad
>>34944459That day again?
state genderhave you ever hooked up (irl) via /soc/ before? how'd it go?
>>34944459That sucks nigga
>>34944459What about?
>>34944466Are you that foid who had to be told it’s much better and easier to just use dating apps instead of /soc/?
>>34944468i looked in the mirror :<
>>34944470no, i'm a man, and i'm specifically looking for a fetish-related hookup so i don't think dating apps will work.
>>34944474Fetlife
>>34944450I'm right on the line between normal and underweight. I've always run cold I remember being like 6 and having my lips turn blue in a pool that was heated to 86 degrees. I'm only truly comfortable when it's between 72 and 82 degrees out. I envy you. >>34944454I think I might know who you're talking about? As it is now I GUESS I prefer eating but if someone could just put a port in me that I have to plug into for 3 hours a day and it wasn't prohibitively expensive I'd do it. Or a funnel I guess. I could try that. Just funnel a blended cheeseburger right down the chute. It is mostly a texture issue yeah I don't mind drinking calories. But "too much" of any one thing even something I really like is also gross. Taking too big of a bite so I have to keep in my mouth for extra time to chew makes me gag.
>>34944473Found out you're a vampire? Well, at least you'll have nice skin from staying out of the sun.
>>34944459I'm not. Lmao.
>>34944475not good for hookups from my experience, at least in my area. also a pretty bad community in general imo
>>34944466FCouple times. Mostly fine, but not really worth it either.
>>34944404Not if they're good looking eyebrows. If they're weirdly theatrically arched or gay looking, then yeah it's gross. Most chicks dig the angsty furrowed brow look.
>>34944422Yes. Most staff are extremely nice to me so I don't have to yell. They're mostly good submissives.
>>34944459I was sad too but she replied so I'm happy again:D
>>34944424My small nj town feels like twin peaks if you walk 10ft into the woods. Ungodly weird shit happens here. The strangeness doesn't disappear, it just condenses into what's left of the wild spaces.
>>34944476>Just funnel a blended cheeseburger right down the chute.lol that's a way to put it.>3 hours a dayHer food and water (she can't drink either) takes around 18h and it's mostly just fat and sugars, so it's not terribly healthy.There's actually quite a few cases like that on tiktok, unfortunately it seems to never get better and only worse for them.Do you like milkshakes?
>>34944422I'm not rude about it, but I've corrected waitstaff when bfs were unhappy but quiet about it.
>>34944490Do all your police officers dress like SS lol
i fucking love vagina stubble
men do u judge a girl based off her shoes if said shoes were busted up and dirty and u could even see her socks thru the shoes cuz they tore
>>34944499Ayo this bitch look homeless
>>34944499Yes
Girls, will you please vote for Trump so I can get that stimmy check?
>>34944492Yeah, I know it takes a fuckass long time that's what the "if" was for. I'm somewhat lactose intolerant so I like milkshakes but they fucking HATE me. More into smoothies. But adding protein powder to them ruins them.
>>34944499Girlie pop do you need new shoes? Are you autistic or something and they stopped manufacturing them?
>>34944502you can't vote for trump in this election tho cause it's not a presidential election
I wish I were kissing a stupid moid right now. :(
>>34944502No. I would die of embarassment voting for that. You should too. Shameful.
>>34944504no i have another better pair of shoes but they’re high tops and I can’t just slide them on and off so imtoo lazy to wear them
>>34944424Hyperborea
>>34944424Are we not going to talk about the holes in the artic?
I'm gonna poop my pants. How do you foids feel about that? Think of the slimy poopy sliding around in my buttcrack. Think of the smell.
>>34944499no, why would I do that?
I haven't eaten anything since 8 am
>>34944499I can't say I've ever even looked at someone's shoes and thought anything about them. They're shoes.
>>34944508Then you should get some slip-ons.
>>34944499>judgeI sentence you to go shopping with me.
>>34944354MaleIn itself, "yes" (lesbianism not being as bad as homosexuality), but practically speaking, almost certainly not. They're called bisluts for a reason, and they have a strong tendency to be all-in on the entire alphabet of social movements. Either of those is a dealbreaker.
>>34944515That doesn't mean much to us when it could have been an hour ago, depending on your time zone, anon.
womenat what age did you begin craving cock?when did it become something of interest that you wanted inside?
i want to strike up a conversation with her, but everything i think of sounds annoying, not interesting
>>34944523
>>34944499bitch, i literally own exactly one pair of shoes at a time and i literally wear them until they fall off my feet, at which point i literally find another pair on the street (they lay everywhere, like you wouldn't believe) or i buy another identical one if i happen to be in my hometown, which isn't often
>>34944524If nothing else, you can just go full autism and say “hi, i think you’re cute” swinging for the fences.
>>34944499Unless you're barefoot or wearing 10" platform latex bdsm boots, im not going to notice the difference between mary janes or new balances
>>34944354Have and will.>>34944356Haven't and won't.>>34944363Why wouldnt they?>>34944422Yes.>>34944523What an eerie question.
>>34944442i'm back! i am adequate. how are you?>>34944453i am not an elitist.
>>34944499I don't really notice shoes unless they're truly outlandish. If she's consistently walking around in completely busted shoes--not just a single tear on one part, I mean visibly ragged, missing a sole, and the like--then I'm going to assume some kind of mental illness. It's a rebuttable presumption if she's otherwise hygienic.
>>34944532i can't say that, she's a coworker, i'll get fired.
>>34944538Psshh dont worry about itYou probably need a new job anyway
>>34944522it's currently 5 pm
There are 2 wolves living inside of me. One of them wants to fuck moidsAnother one wants moids to die
>>34944544So you are gay and hate yourself, very pog.
I want to become part of the ever growing Chinese middle class.
Should I date a man with a kid as a toxic, manipulative bitch?
>>34944543Then what are you doing ya dummy? Eat!>>34944544Well if you must, I hope it's in that order, at least.
>>34944543Its actually 8pm
Plap
And there's nothing I can do, except enjoy the view
>>34944548You should see how many short bald dudes you can make kill themselves.
>>34944552Cuck
>>34944549>Then what are you doing ya dummy? Eat!idk for some reason I'm not hungry at all today
>>34944557Don't listen to him. If your not hungry, dont force yourself. Youre body knows what's best :3
>>34944553Three so far.
>>34944559>your>YoureThe rot has already reached your brain.
>>34944559ok I won't eat :3
>>34944561Dude what a're you're talking abou're
>>34944557Doesn't matter. You have to eat all the eggs.
I'm into cucking as the cucker
>>34944560Keep it up.
My sister had a friend in middle school who was mildly allergic to eggs and her mom would make her eat them as a punishment.
>>34944571Good mom, training her immune system. Didn't raise no bitch
>>34944569Based mom torturing crotch goblins.
>>34944566ugh gross I'm sick of eating eggs
>>34944571based
>>34944568Everyone is nigga.
>>34944571This is the funniest child abuse story I've read all day.
>>34944577No, me issa Jar Jar.
How would (You) improve /atoga/?
>>34944585Kill all incels.
Both genders: tell me about the one that got away.
>>34944585Ban namefags
>>34944587Adk me again tomorrow.Spoiler: It wasn't you.
>>34944585by forcing all women to post armpit (shaved)
>>34944585Add IDs so the crazy anons can be mocked properly. They didn't last long in /soc/toga for that reason.
>>34944585Kill all incels and namefags
>>34944585posting with anything in the name field should be punishable by scaphism>>34944587she scaphed my heart :(
Foids, do you ever just sit there and stare from a distance at a person you find, i dont know how to explain it its not attractive, more so just intriguing?
>>34944587We met in an online forum about 10 years ago. I didn’t realize be liked me like that and left the group and deleted him off of discord and other friend lists after my father had aneurysm eight as covid was starting. It took a year for him to become stable, but he will never be like the man he was before the incident. He was my best fren. I miss playing vidya and talking to him.
>>34944585increase site wide traffic (but no indians)
>>34944597but you let him smash right
>>34944587He was 24. 5'7". Blue eyes. Blonde hair. Bisexual. Very Muscular. Former gymnast. Current scientist. Kind. Sweet. Patient. Extremely smart. Extremely generous despite it making me uncomfortable. Planned great dates. Showered me in affection, acts of kindness and lots of good food. Long distance. Distance was too much. Need a new man just like him or better. Convinced this was my soulmate. Id give anything to go back. I wouldve moved closer if I couldve. I wouldve dropped out of my grad program.
>>34944593How am I supposed to have my multiple personalities then
>>34944604Guess you'll have to buy additional routers and use their IP addresses.
>>34944571I pretended to be allergic to cinnamon to get out of home ec because a girl I liked was allergic to cinnamon and sat out in the hallway when we were cooking something.
>>34944597I'm confused what does your father have to do with this and what happened to him
>>34944560
>>34944609A meerkat and a mere cat.
>>34944596Also men too
>>34944585ID's please. The cunty anons getting their posts icked or ignored doesn't stop them from posting.
>>34944606Smooth.
>>34944596Yes. Because I don't want to shit where I eat.
>>34944585Literally ban anyone who steps aside to call someone an idiot instead of adding something productive to the post or interaction. Ban him permeantly if he fucking does not stop belittling others like a middle school bully.
What is it with 6 year old Chinese girls doing shit way better than you ever will
>>34944587He dumped me after almost a year because I'm cringe and don't have my shit together
>>34944616lol idiot
ah god damnit i forgot to take the butter out of the fridge. how am i supposed to make peanut butter cookies now.
>>34944620Substitute it with coom
>>34944587MThe only woman I could potentially say about this was this chubby girl in high school who might have said yes if I had askedShe ended up being a man hating feminist lesbian in college
Hey moids,Why did Rachel Danis get fired? Or removed from the company website?
>>34944620Fill a bowl with really hot water for a few minutes, dump it and dry it, put it over your butter.
>>34944623probably killed too many children
>>34944620Veggie oil is just as goodhttps://www.food.com/recipe/easy-peanut-butter-cookies-338902
>>34944629You take that back What the fuck is wrong with you
moids so evil they wouldnt even give me a hug
>>34944630Nothing is wrong with me. It is not a requirement.
Just spilled half of a large cherry coke all over my floor. Normally I'd be sad about that, but it sucked anyway, that place either had too much carbonation or not enough syrup. Still I hope that shit doesn't fester or anything, I sprayed it really good with carpet spray so it shouldn't.
>>34944631I'd give you a hugA baby if you want, too
Well I asked this yesterday about a girl that went scorched earth on her socials and that's been throwing me all the signs.I just realized she might've broken up with her boyfriend last week or still be with him, and now I'm doubly worried.Why the fuck was she throwing all these hints at me with a boyfriend?Holy shit you foids are crazy
>>34944613how are you doing blue? last I heard you had a rather raunchy photo circulating and I suspect you of being into larger, longer, darker individuals with a penchant for athletic demeanor.I myself am a man of good fortune who smokes grass and positivates on the qualities in which I can mold to get more. In a sense we are both morose because of nothing to do. I would argue that we are also both morose because space is too large.
>>34944631That's from the social anxiety, not evilness.
>>34944632It is if you have a functional palateEven boxed brownie mixes that tell you to use oil are better with melted butter instead
>>34944638moids just have to close their eyes and bear hug girls, not hard>>34944635keep ur hug AND ur baby, creep
>>34944631*hits u*
>>34944631hugs for you!!! hugs for them!!! hugs for everyone!!!
>>34944641D: </3>>34944642:D <3
>>34944631*hug*
Yeah you know I could use a hug from someone who's not blood related to me and doesn't want to fuck me rn
>>34944637
>>34944640>moids just have to close their eyes and bear hug girls,Easy for you to say. You're just the huggee!>not hardAnd now I have to refrain from making the easy joke here. Oh, moid life.
>>34944647hugs for you too!!! I meant hugs for everyone when I said hugs for everyone.
>>34944647*hug*
>>34944631I'm too shy for that also what if I accidentally break you from hugging you too hard? women look very fragile to me
>>34944652girls arent that fragile anon, dw>>34944645thx trip anon, i feel like i just met a famous person>>34944649i'd tell u to behave but ur too far gone already,
>>34944650>>34944651Appreciate the sentiment but I mean like an actual hug. Weighted blanket will have to do.
'fat fsstinky fat sinky fat dyinky ihate u
>>34944653>i'd tell u to behave but ur too far gone already,Did the monster thing not already make that obvious?
For both genders, do you ever find yourself looking at someone and thinking to yourself "damn theyre cute", not just "i wanna fuck em" though
>>34944654Lady, we don't have your home address. We are probably over 500 miles apart at the least.
>>34944647Quit watching horror films and walking streets at midnight*hug*
>>34944658Yeah.
im gonna m-bait and no one can stop me
>>34944658Moid, yeah constantly
>>34944658M, yes but then I want to crush them and still want to fuck them
>>34944659I am not asking YOU specifically for a hug why do you have to make everything about yourself>>34944660But I like doing those things
Genderare we cooming, or are we dooming?
imagining ccuddling and holding hands and sleeping together and eating dinner together and and nanfdsdfb gfh
Hey moids,Why was Patrick Clancy watching a man stand over a child on his phone at CVS while he's supposed to be getting medicine for his kids?
>>34944668Man can you shut the fuck up about this stupid shit already
>>34944654how has it been serving you? i have been thinking of getting one, well at least one of those huge fluffy heavy chinese blankets youd find at a random house in rural china
>>34944668>>34944669Tom Clancy?
>>34944666FDooming today. I win if I keep myself busy until the liquor store closes though.
>>34944585Kill all women.
Your attention pleaseThis is the plapthaurityAll hugs are hereby remitted to plap status until the global underplapping crisis has been resolvedReport immediately to your local plapthaurity center for reassignment
>>34944641i'm going back to the coffin now
>>34944674gimmie a visa to the uk and we have a deal
>>34944585Delete 4chan
>>34944653>girls arent that fragile anon, dware you sure? t-they are so small, like when shaking hands I feel like I have to be careful not to crush their tiny hands
>>34944652you cpuld absolutely damage someone by hugging them too hardi was the bear once
>>34944670I've never heard of those? Sounds warm.The one I have is one of the ones with the plastic beads in it. It's alright. I like laying under it flat on my back but it's kind of a pain to just have out, if I'm not using it I put it away. And I think I need like a special modified one that doesn't have any weight on the chest. It makes me feel the same way I do when I'm sitting in the bath my lungs have to fight to fully inflate and that makes me anxious and kind negates what the blanket is doing for the rest of me.
i strongly believe that this lady and BV are the same person: https://youtu.be/R9fx169TYv0
>>34944676best I can do is Tuvalutake it or leave it
>>34944686uh did you forgot we already know what she looks like?
>>34944686Add about 250 lbs
>>34944672Keep yourself busy by posting in this thread. Liquor stores close pretty late no? Is everything ok?
>>34944683my grandparents had one literally from hong kong, it was genuinely the best blanket i had ever covered myself with, its fluffy, heavy and really comfortable on you, sadly i dont know where they put it i wouldve taken it off of their hands a long time ago if i knew where its at, because they dont use it
>>34944666F. Dooming.
Bruh I forgot to do my gooning homework
>>34944666M. Dooming, no cooming yet...
>>34944688poopie has many formshttps://youtu.be/zEB2FlrJbXA
>>34944691That's the plan. Or cleaning. Got about 2 hours to kill. Everything is fine and nothing is fine. It's not even worth talking about I'm not going to change anything but I decided I'm done with this job by February of next year no matter what.
>>34944699When are you gonna start applying to new spots? Is it the work itself or the management or dealing with coworkers that's driving you away?
>>34944668George Floyd and Lindsay Clancy are both in Hell together right now being tortured by white men
>>34944658m. theres this girl at my uni, dyed red hair, i find myself frequently looking at her just because im bored, id prolly ask her for a coffee or something if i wasnt taken
>>34944701So we're giving Patrick the Derek Chauvin treatment? Is New York going to reject his money?
>>34944700I have no coworkers I live with a woman with dementia and her family pays me, but not enough. I have no scheduled days off they just dumped me here with her with no concrete plan and none of the shit they said they were going to do for her got done. I have no plan for applying to new places but I have a bunch of money saved so I'm not crazy worried about it. I'd need to know where I'm going to live before I think about that. I don't think my mom will let me move back in with her bc my brother stopped paying for his storage unit so him and all his bullshit has overtaken the entire basement and 2 car garage and she complains about it every time I see her.
hi............
>>34944708Hiiii!!!!!!
>>34944707Christ that sounds like a mess both for the woman you're taking care of and for you. Is there any way you could help your family clear shit out of the house so you could move back in with them or would you rather live on your own at this point? Have you tried talking to your mom about it at all?
>>34944711how u?
>>34944708Greetings anon, how do you do
>>34944701Bro she's still alive
>>34944705No patrick is going to live the rest of his life in heaven because he got famous and sane women feel bad for him so now they all want to fuck him and they do, he has tons of sexy sex with beautiful ladies with big tits and he does big cummies in each of them to replace the children murdered by some ugly psycho cunt
>>34944713Okay, bored and dont wanna sleep so :P
>>34944714hi. im ok. eating peanut butter. u?>>34944717do some stretches :)
>>34944718I'm alright, watching anime. My arms are really sore because I started going to the gym recently. I had conveyor belt sushi for lunch and I overate so I'm still pretty full but gotta think of dinner soon. You having the peanut butter with anything or just eating it straight out the jar?
>>34944712Clearing shit out of the house would require my autistic brother to be willing to get rid of any of it. Yeah she wants to push one off us on my dad who lives an hour and a half away but my step sister has a toddler and they have his wife's mom (who is also mentally declining) over there half the time so it's kind of chaotic. She's sympathetic but very much over making compromises or doing anything she doesn't absolutely have to for us. Which, valid, but you're the one who shat out 4 kids with varying levels of autism and other mental issues before you even turned 30. Don't get pregnant at 19 if you want to experience living by yourself. I'd live on my own it's just not really feasible on the kind of money I'd be making. And I don't do well with roommates. I hide in my room all the time and end up not eating. Might just kill myself, haven't decided.
You have become addicted to marihuana cigarettes.And now, you are no longer human.
>>34944354Based straight women
Foids, I know that some of you are getting bent out of shape on the X (instead of bent over) about this video and I don't understand why. Look fucking Betsy and Pamela, she is straight up telling you how it is not how it might be. You need to suck that fucking dick and do a good fucking job! How is she not fucking right? Link if you want to listen to the audio too.https://x.com/DreAllDay/status/2102436735838023771
>>34944718done, should i reinstall cities skylines and debate my relationship while i play
>>34944720nice! i like those conveyor belt sushi places even though i don't really like sushi that much. chill vibes. oh and i like the ramen places where u get a stall to yourself and fill out a form to get your order.i am eating peanut butter straighto ut of the jar.>>34944727gud. >debate my relationship while i playo.
>>34944424A lot of Alaska and Canada would qualify, no?>>34944587When I was in 8th grade, I had a serious crush on this one girl. She reciprocated. She'd wait near the stairs on the third floor between 3rd and 4th period, I'd run up and we'd just walk and talk on the way to our shared class. On the last day of school, my friends pushed us into actually dating, we swapped numbers.A week later I called her number and her dad picked up. He said there was nobody there by her name. I figured she gave me a fake number and I threw it out.I found her again on FB a few years ago finally. She's dating a 50+ year old guy now.
>>34944721>Might just kill myself, haven't decided.Don't do that please. What are your other 2 siblings up to, any chance they could help out? How old are you? Any chance you could pursue something like nursing in the hopes of earning more income? Seems relevant to your experience thus far anyway
guys i just got money who can i buy to be my moid captive
>>34944631Don't you have a boyfriend?
>>34944727>cities skylinesWhat else you got?
Gender if you had to build noah's arc space edition but you couldn't bring everything, what would be your top priority plants, animals, cultural items?
>>34944732can u ppl stop reminding me, now im freaking sad, we broke up like a week ago, ive already said this 50 times
>>34944716>sexy sex with beautiful ladies>some ugly psycho cuntAre you literally smooth brained? His new waifu is a copy pasta.
>>34944631Look here fucking Prudence, you can get all the hugs you want if you would just bob up and down for 5 minutes. Gluck Gluck = Hugs Hugs
>>34944728You should try cities skylines too, its really fun knowing that ive deadass contributed to my actual city from the knowledge i learned from urbanism yt vids and playing cities skylines :)>>34944733CS, CBT with Yuuka Kazami, Yakuza 0, MGS 5, elden ring and wolfenstein the new order and new colossus, cant play most of this because my gpu ate shit and a vram chip died
>>34944735>we broke upUh huh. Who actually broke up with who?
GenderHow was your day?
>>34944742why does that matter
>>34944735Oh, I was on a break from atoga. Was it because you flirted with other guys?
You guys ever notice that Asian women can have really wide hips and a butt that's big in diameter but still have a flat ass? It's most unfortunate.
>>34944745no
>>34944668>Patrick Clancy watching a man stand over a child on his phone at CVSSauce?
>>34944743Fpretty fucking good. I have no job, not a care in the world, and i spent my day doing sixth grade math. I'm mid 20s before the jannies get trigger happy
>>34944744Because bitches break up with the guy then try to get sympathy.
>>34944730You're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do! The other siblings are not interested in helping. I kind of thing they don't like me. Mom says they talk shit to her about me behind my back. I'm sure they do but why say that to me? They hang out just the two of them often, I don't get invited. One of them invited me to her Halloween party this year but I don't think her friends like me (except for the one I've had sex with) and I don't think she actually wants me to come. Like, she loves me, she doesn't like me. Too old to still be like this. >Nursing FUCK NO. I do not have the perseverance to have a job and go to nursing school at the same time, hell I dropped out of ART school the odds of me finishing any degree are close to zero. No way to pay for nursing school, and honestly zero interest in it. I'd rather be like a park ranger or something.I have resigned myself to being part of the unskilled labor force. Turning anything I actually like doing into a job ruins it.
>>34944751except im never trying to get sympathy, i dont ever bring it up unless ppl like u bring it up over and over and over agian
>>34944750Sounds carefree. What's the context behind doing 6th grade math though?
>>34944748Well, sorry then. At least you're not technically a femcel anymore.
>>34944756idk if ur making fun of me or notthanks if ur being nice tho
>>34944754I really want to build up mathematical intuition for all the other stuff I want to do. it's really analogous to language learning at the point I'm at. I'm learning the vocabulary so I can apply it situationally. I want to get more into hobby STEM stuff. I didn't give a fuck in school so now im doing pre algebra
>>34944434It's genuinely easy to overshoot like that but the way you worded it definitely makes it seem like it wasn't an accident and you're holding it against him.
>>>/pol/543088937Average Femtogan's dream
>>34944587>tall, outdoorsy, blondHe married some gook girl, I got over it, within a year he stopped making any mention of her beyond the "stupid dog" she bought and the trip they made to gookland where she showed him off like a trophy. Another year later, she told him she was lesbian and they divorced. She made 3x what he makes but she still raped him financially in divorce court, complete cunt.He started courting me bc everyone at work knew I was always into him and pushed him to, but in the end he chickened out of asking me out and all his mates talked him into sleeping around and enjoying his freedom first. First tinder hookup babytrapped him, LMAO. She genuinely looked like she was upper 40s and immediately quit her job to start living off of him, it was pretty fucked up.Well, I can laugh about it now but it was hard for me to get over honestly, and I know he wasn't happy either because he was taking his frustration out on me at work, like it was my fault he's a coward and kept fucking his life up.Someone told me he wasn't getting along with the babymama but now they're having a second kid, so hopefully he's happy.It gets weirder than just that though, it was like a weird false twin flame thing because we took turns being into each other and then that day I knew he was going to have a date and it would all be over, and I spent all day trying to convince myself to confess to him. In the end we had this weird psychic argument before they fucked where he was basically yelling at me that it wasn't cheating since we weren't really dating yet. He started asking if he deserved to be happy, and I told him he did, and I guess he wasn't expecting such a response because he was just kind of shocked and the connection ended there, but he didn't seem happy about it like I figured he'd be so I've always wondered if he wanted me to tell him no, or control his actions for him or something, be his Jiminy Cricket.
>>34944757Yw
>>34944726that top is very ugly
Tell me something I can say to a girl that I've chatted with a few times but don't know very well that will start a conversation between us, eventually allowing me to ask for her number and ask her out on a date.
>>34944760if i wanted to read pol, id be there right now
>>34944758Sounds worthwhile. Keep at it, anon.
>>34944726IF I WANTED TO READ X I WOULD BE THERE RIGHT NOW
>>34944763nb
>>34944762.......
>>34944770tysm! I hope you had a nice day as well. You're one of the good ones. (i think)
>>34944762Aww sweet, a schizo femanon
Either genderTell me something interesting about you
If I keep catching a guy staring at my boobs does that mean he's attracted to me, or do men just do that to everyone?
>>34944502I strictly do write-in only, post-2016. (Hitler)
>>34944766>ask for her number and ask her out on a date.Just do that
>>34944766Having other people fight your battles isn't going to turn out well, anon. Even if we could talk you into a date, what's the point if you don't know how to talk once you're there?
>>34944776F. I have all my fingers and toes.
>>34944777Depends. How big ya tits?
men what matters more when it comes to pussythe color or the shape/size
>>34944782pretty average for a 100lb woman
>>34944587We were awkward and in middle school.She had problems and asked for my help in math and other stuff, but I was going through my own shit, I somewhat helped but people kept teasing us.We were both trying to be close to each other.I passed the year with flying colors, she didn't.We drifted apart, but one day when we were 14, close to before the end of classes she asked me to please go with her to her house and we could study and relax together.I was embarrassed and friends kept giving me shit.I said couldn't.She looked grim, and we just said goodbye.She stopped talking to me, only saw her a couple times after that.She slowly stopped showing up to school.Never heard from her again, but always kept her in my mind.Post graduation I heard rumors she went crazy and was working as a stripper and doing drugs.Couple years later she ended up having a kid.Fast forward 8 years after graduation she went through multiple bad break ups, possibly been abused and has several kids from different fathers.It's been over 15 years and I can't help but think about her, all the women I've been interested in and/or dated, it somehow always returns to her in the back of my mind, why?I know it's retarded, I know it's dumb, but every few months I can't help but think about her and feel like that was my childhood school crush relationship and I ruined it for both of us, forever, and now we're doomed to never find peace nor love after it was offered in a silver platter, maybe I could've helped her find inner peace...maybe it was all my fault...maybe...
>>34944783Pussy size
>>34944783I don't really care. Make sure it's not attached to a slut
>>34944777I am usually fighting a battle to NOT stare at the boobs of women I find attractive.
>>34944785Plap
>>34944666FDooming bc period. I'm horny 24/7 so it's like torture bc I'm too grossed out to coom for a week.
>>34944776mi own a few thousand dollars' worth of latex clothing
>>34944785This provides zero information.Cup and band size as well as height please.
>>34944774It's been really good, despite being really bad on paper (3 hours of sleep today). Thank you very much for the compliment!>>34944776I had never had coffee before today. Somebody bought me an espresso earlier. It tasted fucking horrific but I can see the appeal. I'm still coasting off the energy that thing gave me.
>>34944776FI don't think it's that interesting but other people seem to think it is. I drove across the US for shits and giggles and lived in my car for 6 months.
>>34944779This isn't a bar or a dating event or anything. I can't just walk up and ask for her number, that's weird.>>34944780Let's worry about that after she gives me her number, I ask her out, and she says yes.
>>34944587FChanged our minds and now we're together>>34944776I have a freckle on my eyeball, example pic not me. Mine is under my eyelid though so not normally visible
last moid in the cage
>>34944785So, nonexistent? Unless you're just short.
Women, do you want a masculine man?
>>349447945'5 and 30DD... do you even know what that means?
>>34944798verdict: interesting! What was your favorite place you went?
>>34944806GIANT BOOBERS
>>34944759That was his direct quote though, that's why I'm kind of pissed. He didn't apologize and that is what makes me question whether or not it was truly accidental. I never agreed to take it on the face.
>>34944726F, she's right.I don't understand why people marry people they don't actually like. Like, I would do absolutely anything for my man. Things I thought were gross or demeaning when I was younger, I realize it's not when it's done with someone I love who loves me back. We just wanna one up each other on making each other happy all the time.
>>34944805Is this just what you do all day, state at charts like an autist
>>34944726Nice tits
>>34944806I do actually, I've been learning because femanons have been nice enough to teach us. ...judgemental bitch
>>34944802I had a friend that had something like that on her eye, she let me grab her boob once
>>34944799>I can't just walk up and ask for her number, that's weird.One, yes you can. Two, you said you’ve already chatted a few times. Just for some help, lead the question instead of asking the question. For example, “i’d love to get your number so i can take you out” instead of “do you want to go out with me?”.
>>34944810Wait a second. is this fucking JH
>>34944802>Changed our minds and now we're togetherHow long between when you parted ways and when you got back together? And how did you reestablish contact?
>>34944808meh...?
>>34944806You’ve got some big ole tits on a small frame.
>>34944666FI coomed. I have so so so much hope and love for humanity and it's future.
>>34944803Rip
>>34944752>You're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do! I'm sure your real dad would agree with me so don't do it >Mom says they talk shit to her about me behind my back.What the fuck? Why? About what? Are you guys not close in age? Are you able to have meaningful conversations with them? Could it be you're misreading something? Especially if they love you it seems strange to say that they don't like you. Maybe they don't approve of your choices but it seems extreme to say they don't like you >One of them invited me to her Halloween party this year but I don't think her friends like me (except for the one I've had sex with) and I don't think she actually wants me to come.You should still go. Socializing is important >I have resigned myself to being part of the unskilled labor force. Turning anything I actually like doing into a job ruins it.Hm well as long as you manage your money well I'm sure you could make it work. You don't need to like your job, just need to be able to stomach it. Are you able to live within your means? Are you investing your money and planning for the future?
>>34944783can i get some more input from men here pls
>>34944434MFrom my experience I can't really tell how strong I'm going to cum outside of knowing I've been on a dry spell or have been jacking it for a while
>>34944816she's a fucking coworker bruh bruh. if i just randomly say something like, "wanna grab a coffee sometime? can i have your number?" that's weird as fuck and would probably get me reported to HR. i have to lead up to it.
Either gender.Walk into bar, see this. What do you do?
>>34944774>namefag takes name off to compliment himselfcreepy as fuck
>>34944806>30DDWe're titty twins!
>>34944783literally don't care unless it's diseased-looking or smells godawful
>>34944803they shoulda let him crack a dog or something. bro died a virgin. coulda made a liger or whatever
>>34944825Shape/SizeIt's pretty rare to be looking *at* the pussy, at least compared to using the pussy.
>>34944828FMake a disgusted face and walk back out
>>34944827You trying to nlp your way in or something?
>>34944829Get a hobby that isn't trolling
>>34944783I don't really care about how a pussy looks. I care much more about how everything else looks
>>34944820>Average height
>>34944829Not everyone you dislike is behind everything that makes you uncomfortable.You guys SUCK at this.
>>34944777I don't do that to every woman I meet so he's probably attracted to you if it's a repeated thing
>>34944827You are NEVER going to get her number or ask her out at this rate. Now ask her if she wants to get a fucking coffee.
>>349448415’5” and 100 lbs is a skinny frame to be carrying double d’s.
>>34944777I try extra hard to NOT stare at the boobs of girls I like.
>>34944845pretty average outside of fatmerica
>>34944817That wasn't me. I've almost exclusively lurked today because I'm in a bad mood.
>>34944844What if she gets uncomfortable?
>>34944845>>34944820let me redirect you to this chart>>34944819
this is anonymous why can’t u guys just be honest
>>34944810>>34944434Break up with him, he clearly doesn't respect you
>>34944851What do you want me to be honest about? I'm pretty honest in these threads
>>34944777Get a guy that respects you enough not to stare.
>>34944848What's wrong?
>>34944817JH isn't the only female here that gets fucked! Asshole.
>>34944849Then fuck that hoe
>>34944853-_-
>>34944854but it turns me on how guilty and nervous he looks
>>34944849gg go next, are you fucking stupidShes either going to say yes or shes going to say no. Nothing you do at this point is going to magically make you more desirable or interesting. You just need to make your move.
>>34944857Kind of extreme
>>34944807I think it's only interesting to people because they can't fathom doing it. I can't fathom tolerating an office job lol. I'm gonna be basic, it was the redwoods. You don't understand how tall those trees are until you're standing under one. It made me happy to see them. I also had a really good day in Oregon visiting a couple of Goonies filming locations. The deserts were really neat for me because I'd never seen anything like it but I like trees too much for that to be my favorite. You been anywhere cool?
>>34944819>>34944850Shit chart. See how different the exact same tits are for 30dd?
>>34944854If you think it's "respect" to pretend that she doesn't have a body or sexuality then I worry for your testosterone. Beta mentality
>>34944856It just seemed very JH coded and like something she would ask.>>34944848Surprising. I hope your day gets better JH, can I hear why you're in a bad mood?
>>34944838i don't know what that means>>34944844Maybe if you're a 10/10 chad you can just walk up and ask for her number, but not when you're a socially awkward loser like me. For there to be even the slightest possibility of her saying yes, I have to lead up to it, make her laugh a couple of times, then ask. Otherwise, the only thing waiting for me is a trip to HR's office.
>>34944863thats because cup size is a ratio between band measurement and bust measurement
>>34944849Just have your “no worries” casual reply and smile ready if she says no.
>>34944839>>34944842touched a nerve did I?
>>34944866>Maybe if you're a 10/10 chadIt's too late for you. Enjoy wallowing in your own despair.
how do atoga moids feel abt bugs?
>>34944858What you don't believe me?
>>34944855>>34944865Probably just a mood swings. I also didn't have an appetite despite going out for sushi.
>>34944870did i mention all of this has to happen over email because she now works at a different location (but still in the same city)?
>>34944866>i don't know what that meansNeuro-linguistic programing. I’m making fun of you, idiot. There are no magic words for you to use to prepare her for you to ask her out. Ask her out. She’ll say yes or no. That’s it.
Is it an ick if a guy has phobias
>>34944877which phobias?
>>34944859Based, who is he to you? Coworker?
>>34944872Conceptually really cool but if I look at one it makes my fucking skin crawl. Logically I know that they're mostly harmless but my instinct is too strong and they genuinely set off my fight or flight response.Right now I'm partial to the bombardier beetle because what the fuck do you mean thats the defense mechanism they evolved.
>>34944877Just don't tell her. My gf doesn't know about mine.
>>34944776I had pokemon valentines in elementary school.
>>34944875False flagYou are muddying the waters to make OP seem worse than he is
>>34944854You want her to date a fag? Newflash: girls want to be desired sexually by their man.
>>34944879a college professor.... he's the sweetest guy i know. he'd never go for it. but the thought is great goon material. i wanna tie him upppp
>>34944872some are cute some are unsettling
>>34944878Does it matter
>>34944872Cool>mantises>tarantulas>jumping spiders (the cute small ones)>butterflies, moths, caterpillars>dragonflies>bumblebeesNot Cool>spiders not listed above, especially daddy long legs>centipedes/millipedes, especially the super big desert onesDie>mosquitoes>horseflies, black flies, etc. (anything with a painful bite)>ticks>those fucking spotted lanternflies, holy shit they are everywhere
>>34944872I like beetles, spiders, centipedes, and wasps. Hate ladybugs and stinkbugs especially. I've had roaches before and I mind them less than stinkbugs.I saw my first ever monarch butterfly a few weeks ago, incidentally. Check it out.
>>34944887yea>>34944886what bugs are cute? besides rollie pollies and lady bugs? maybe bubble bees make the list but idk
Ask me anything
>>34944872They disgust me but I can deal with them. Some I like though, I bought beneficial predatory insects to dump on my plants so they can eat the aphids and other pests. Those guys I like a lot, especially lacewings, they look so cute in their adult form. Aphids are kinda cute too but I hate them for fucking up my plants and making everything sticky. Hoverflies are pretty cool too, and bees I really like bees
>>34944891What were the last three meals you ate?
>>34944872I miss the fireflies back home.
>>34944824One's 3 years younger but she's ALWAYS been my polar opposite I'm not surprised we don't really get along as "friends" the other is 9 years younger and more similar to me but she's very secretive and non confrontational so she just ignores people instead of telling them about that minor thing they did 3 years ago that upset her that she hadn't let go of yet so they can apologize. She's also potentially a compulsive liar like my uncle but I don't want to call her out like that she's just being a person who's under 25, she'll figure it out.>Socializing is important Everyone says this but I never understand why exactly. What do I get out of trying to make polite conversation with a bunch of people I have very little in common with for 6 hours. Other than tired. >Hm well as long as you manage your money well I'm sure you could make it work. Patronizing much? I've done the math. If "making it work" is the best I can do I'm definitely just going to kill myself. How can someone live outside of their means? Living within my means means having a roommate, or living with my mother. There is no scenario where I make minimum wage and can afford an apartment anywhere near where I am by myself. >Investing I'm poor white trash who came from poor white trash I don't know the first thing about investing.>Planning for the futureKill myself plan is always available.
>>34944883lmao nah i'm the guy who originally asked. you understand now, right? maybe if i were a 10/10 chad. but not people like me.
>>34944890>bubble bees
Femanons, would you zip tie me and lock me in a suitcase to die while laughing at me?
>>34944885Interesting, is he much older than you? Are you still in his classes? Are you more of a dom?
>>34944894Oh shit, yeah add fireflies to Cool tier >>34944888
how do you guys shave your dick shaft? i have some hair on my dick and idk how to shave them off. i tried with a razor but i chickened out
>>34944888NTA, but>no mention of beetles, the most numerous order in all the animal kingdomFake bug fan.
>>34944891Why do you keep making the same mistakes and falling into the same patterns over and over again?
>>34944901I just pluck them
>>34944828Holy fuck this is one of the greatest things I've ever read!https://nypost.com/2026/09/22/us-news/massachusetts-lesbian-bar-nearly-bullied-out-of-town-after-lifting-mask-mandate-for-one-night/>"I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists">"People like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience">"Just say you’re being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with">Last Ditch’s post failed to include written “alt text” describing the written message for visually impaired people.
>>34944888Why are daddy long legs not cool they're like the least threatening spider out there. Just a bean with legs.
>>34944888how are u cool with tarantulas but not daddy long legs?i dont like either but u can at least mistake a daddy long leg for a loose strand of hair or two, meanwhile tarantulas are actual nightmare fuel >>34944889very pretty what did u name it>>34944897kek shut up>>34944892bees are nice until they sting u
>>34944901Sucks to be indian
>>34944902I have mixed feelings. Hercules beetles are fucking cool but I've never seen any in the wild. I consider ladybugs good luck, too.
I've never seen fireflies in my life
>>34944910when u finally do see one, u will not believe ur eyes
>>34944896Prove it.
>>34944898It's fucked up that she recorded it Would not
>>34944899I am. He stared at me today. I def have domme energy but I can switch.
>>34944910They're so cool. Unfortunately their population is cratering though.
>>34944910That's sad.Better get to it before they're all gone. I saw almost none this year, there used to be tons.
>>34944907Didn't think to name it. I was too busy being starstruck. The thing was huge and flew right past my head, and I honestly thought it was a bird at first. Apparently they're close to being endangered in the US. Really glad I got to see it.
>>34944906One time I went to vacuum up a daddy long legs web and it started shaking (which they apparently do when they feel threatened) and I screamed like a little girl.>>34944907Tarantulas are like 8-legged teddy bears. They're super chill and there's a time of year out in the desert where you see them crossing roads all the time super slowly like they don't give a fuck and I think they're cool. If I woke up and one was on me or in my tent I'd scream but that's never happened. Meanwhile daddy long legs are masters of stealth, you never know when you're about to encounter one until it's too late.>>34944910They're magical, and they remind me of late nights during summer break when I was a kid.
>>34944918> really glad I got to see it.maybe it was a sign
>>34944913He cheated on her though
>>34944911He got canceled recently
How does everyone feel about camel spiders? I think I saw a murder hornet once.
>>34944872>>34944902>>34944909
>>34944921You're supposed to cause property damage when he cheats on you not kill him
>>34944890>what bugs are cute? besides rollie pollies and lady bugs? maybe bubble bees make the list but idkcaterpillars are cute hmm I was gonna say tarantulas but those don't count as insects do they? fuck wasps though
>>34944920Any idea what they symbolize?
>>34944912Alright, I will. Tomorrow, I'll send her a message out of the blue, saying exactly this: "Hey, you wanna grab a coffee some time? Can I get your number?". She'll probably report me to HR, and that will prove what I said before about this approach not working when you're not a 10/10 chad.
>>34944928it was a sign for u to post hand pics>>34944927caterpillars are cute but only if they are green
>>34944927>tarantulas but those don't count as insects do they?No, but they count as bugs.
why are women so scared of spiders? i often think this is an act all women do to appear more cute and feminine
Fucking Bros. They cancelled her because they dug up her article about being public about having an abortion because it would interfere with her running. She was not afraid to speak publicly about it and they used it against her.
Atoga femanons are all just bitter single moms who regret getting pregnant at 17
>>34944926They used to stone adulterers to death in the ancient world. When we stopped doing that the concept of relationships became meaningless to some people.
foids: if a guy sent you a message out of the blue saying "Hey, you wanna grab a coffee some time? Can I get your number?", would you report him to HR?
>>34944895>Patronizing much?Oh sorry, didn't mean for it to come across that way. My definition of making it work is covering costs and having a little extra to plan ahead and enjoy life. Maybe you could join some kind union shop so you make above minimum wage but without needing too much schooling or training? In my area that would mean trying to get into certain hospitals even as a cleaner or a cook and then taking advantage of the fact that you're now internal to their system to apply to better jobs within the hospital. My approach to investing is just putting my money into super safe shit that will eventually appreciate in value in the long term so the money I save isn't losing its value due to inflation. It's something called passive investing where you buy things called index funds. They function as mini representations of some market. The ones I buy reflect like the US stock market for example, it's like buying a tiny little slice of a shit ton of companies to try to match the whole instead of one individual part. That way as long as the US economy does well overall I should be fine in the long run and I don't need to think about it at all on the day to day. People live outside their means by funding their lifestyles with debt or spending more than they make by utilizing savings, it's something several of my own family members do and it eventually ends in ruin>Kill myself plan is always available.Stop. If you make a plan and stick to it diligently you can achieve a life you find worth living. It might mean suffering in the short term but I genuinely believe that anyone can live a worthwhile life so long as they have their health and dedicate themselves to that goal. I grew up the child of low income immigrants so I didn't have anyone to teach me investing either and I wasn't gifted any assets to start my life. I personally took the education route but I know that I could've still done fine without it, I see it in my cousins who took that path instead
>>34944938no but id tell him coffee is gross and we should go out for hot chocolate instead
>>34944936You're describing my mother not me lol
>>34944929I mean, you’re gonna use the company email for it? Fucking kek. How retarded can you be?
>>34944933MI wasn't scared of spiders until I woke up with a black widow crawling on me
>>34944924I'd stomp it if I found one
>>34944937>They used to stone adulterers to death in the ancient world.Adulteresses specifically.
>>34944930Wow. Very smooth, anon.
>>34944946welllll..?
As a man you should cheat every few years to prove that you've still got it. You woman will sense this energy
Zoomette Comedians be like
>>34944948if i was with a man for several years and he cheated on me im killing him then me
>>34944930>caterpillars are cute but only if they are greenyeah but for some reason the way they move freaks me out a bit but they are still cute >>34944932well those are cute too
>>34944895>>34944939Also >Everyone says this but I never understand why exactly. Humans are social creatures, we are built to need other people. People who lead lonely lives even have worse health outcomes. I think that we derive the most meaning from the relationships we have with others, it's the most valuable thing we have. Everything else is meaningless if we have no one to share it with. Someone you make polite conversation with today might end up someone meaningful to you in the future. If we don't allow yourself to be open to those possibilities then we will never make those connections. Plus I think it's just important to feel part of a community. Socializing like that tires me out as well but I go anyway both to see people and to honor the fact that someone actually invited me to something. I don't want them to stop inviting me to things because I never show, I see it as a reflection of my own relationship with that person
>>34944934>Tech executiveWhat does her company even do?
>>34944947Nta and don't encourage himNobody wants to see that
>>34944939>having a little extra to plan ahead and enjoy lifeYeah I wouldn't have that if I had my own apartment.I know what unions are I had to pay union dues when I worked at a grocery store. I think we made 30 cents above minimum wage? >My approachI understand what all of these words mean individually but I still don't "get" it and don't understand how it would be advantageous for someone who only has like 2k to invest. What's the point? This is a rhetorical question I'd really like to be done with this conversation. Too late to make it to the liquor store in time now. I like my "plan". It's easy.
>>34944955>This is a rhetorical question I'd really like to be done with this conversationHave a good night anon
>>34944951> the way they move freaks me i get what u mean i found this monstrosity when googlingstill beats fast moving/flying bugs tho
>>34944949Isn't that female comedians in general?
>>34944914Are you trying to flirt with him? Is he single?
>>34944952Bro she has autism she literally doesn't have the wiring to fw people. She just hates them unconditionally
>>34944938Only if he's short, short men are the ones you need to worry about. Tall men are gentle giants.
>>34944949>You should have seen this one guy that I let fuck me...>...and the dick wasn't even good!Female "comedy" in a nutshell
>>34944958I once had a dream where those where coming our of the pores of my face :/but fast flying bugs are just annoying desu not creepy
>>34944963Thanks
>>34944966that sounds terrifying >annoying desu not creepyu say until a big fuzzy moth flies at ur face
>>34944965don't forget them talking about their nasty period blood
>>34944967Are you 6'5?
why do brides still wear white? white was meant for purity. now you avg western bride probably has been fucked by atleast 10+ guys before marriage
6'4-6'8 is the ideal height range for men, and 5'6-5'10 is the ideal height range for women.
Are timbs on a man an ick.
>>34944971Women are children and children like to play pretend.
>>34944325The whole premise of the show (and dance of the dragons in general) is stupid as fuck because no king in a medieval feudal patriarchal society would name his daughter as his heir while he had multiple fucking sons. Viserys' decision was stupid and retarded and hypocritical (considering a woman with a far stronger claim to the throne than Rhaenyra was passed over so that he could sit on it) and basically guaranteed a civil war, he either shouldn't have gotten remarried and abdicated the throne to Rhaenyra or named Aegon as his heir after he was born. Male-preference primogeniture was the law of the land and absolute primogeniture was only implemented in 21st century. But no one wants to hear this because the same people who sing the praises of GOT/ASOIAF for being "super gritty and realistic" for having scenes of murder/torture/rape/pedophilia every 5 pages suddenly don't give a fuck about "realism" when it comes to medieval inheritance laws. But I can't post this anywhere because I'll just get called bird-brained pick-me bitch.P.S: Also you aren't even allowed to criticise Rhaenyra despite her being an objectively bad queen without being labeled a misogynist (Their justification for her being a bad ruler is always that there was a war going on, nevermind the fact that good kings and queens throughout history have been able to win wars and stabilise their kingdoms afterwards) even if you also criticise Aegon along with her (who in fairness sucks just as much if not more than her).
>>34944736thats just the cover up, in reality he has a harem of the most gorgeous aryan superwomen on the planet and he's getting them all pregnant. he's having so many kids that no psycho cunt is going to kill for no god damn reason
>>34944960I'm just giving him the energy he gives to me. very flattering and we joke a lot. I tend to accidentally be flirtatiously rude sometimes though. I've been going to class without a bra every now and then lmfao.
>>34944952>might end up someone meaningful to you in the futureYou're forgetting that these are my sister's friends. The one who isn't like me at all. I'm not even interested in being part of that community. Those people don't seem to like me, and I'm not very interested in them or their lives. We seem to make each other uncomfortable when we do interact. Socializing with them just to socialize feels disingenuous. Also it's a boundary thing. Those are "her" people and it would be weird and shitty of me to try and develop my own friendships with them without her. Those people are off limits for deeper connection so why go. If I'm going to socialize with someone it should be for a reason. Some common goal or interest.>>34944957Sleep well>>34944971Queen Victoria started a trend that's literally all it is. The whole "only virgins can wear white wedding dresses" thing is relatively new. You used to just wear your nicest dress, color didn't matter.
>>34944978>flirtatiously rudeWhat the hell is even that?
>>34944971You pulled that statistic out of your ass and you know it
>>34944976Based autist. I still liked the books though.
>>34944980you're the one who asked if i was a domme, you should know. unless you're some lost normie.
>>34944978Bruh how old is this guy? Is it a small class? Have you caught him staring more when you go without a bra? It does sound pretty hot to sleep with your professor although I would say probably best to do it after you're done with the class
>>34944974I think they're a requirement if you're hispanic. If you're genuinely blue collar I'll mock you for getting shitty trendy cheap work boots instead of good boots that are good for your feet.
>>34944354Msure whatever if she's dating me she's not dating others so her being bisexual doesn't matter anymore
>>34944984yeah i won't do it while i'm his student. i'm guessing about 15 years older? i think he stares a little more without a bra but i wore one today and he still looked. i think he's a foot guy too? sometimes i wear sandals. small class of about 20 people.
>>34944971Chicks seem to like some aspects of patriarchy while hating the system as a whole.I've tried to come up with a system that'll let me predict which category a patriarchal norm will fit in, but I've been only partially successful.
>>34944968>that sounds terrifyingyeah I don't know why I have weird dreams about my face getting fucked up in strange ways.>u say until a big fuzzy moth flies at ur facethat has happened to me before, at worst it's just a bit annoying.maybe they fly at you because your face is glowing :0
>>34944942you got a better suggestion? it's either that, or hope that she attends our next meeting in november.
>>34944325State genderPeople who have sex with strangers, why and how? Aren't you scared or anxious?
>>34944979>Those are "her" people and it would be weird and shitty of me to try and develop my own friendships with them without herNigga what
>>34944947You can have a pic of a cool robot.
>>34944989>maybe they fly at you because your face is glowing :0now i feel bad for swatting at them and calling them creepy
>>34944990Go to her office.
>>34944987>i think he's a foot guy too? sometimes i wear sandals.lol you make it sound like you've got this guy wrapped around your finger. 15 years doesn't sound that bad but depends on how young you are. Does he seem single? If I was a professor and I had a student like you flirting with me like this I'd be having so much fun with it
>>34944993MI was desperate to lose my virginity. I used a dating app. I was less nervous than you'd think, but the whole experience was pretty depressing. I'll never do it again.
>>34944996oh fuck a gouf :0nta but I recently finished building my red zaku
>>34944996yay ty anonmy atoga folder has been needing replenishing
How autistic is it if I drop my number to someone at the drive through when we're done?
>>34944976>Viserys' decision was stupidIsn't the whole first season just a showcase of Viserys' terrible decisions? And season 2 is just more fallout from his terrible decisions? Or lack of decisions? Like we're meant to understand that he was bad at his job, he didn't even ride his fucking dragon. No it's not "realistic" but would an idiot act realistically? And honestly I think the lack of criticism for Rhaenyra is just because Alicent is so fucking annoying. The hypocritical holier then thou attitude, and she's a shitty mom. I haven't watched past season 2 btw. And Criston Cole turning out to be a piece of shit. The show pushes you to sympathize with Rhaenyra it's the casual fans default opinion.
>>34944970Yes actually, lol
>>34944996Ew… sorry I asked
>>34944981are you living under a fucking rock? the vast majority of women are in double digit bodies by mid-late 20s
>>34944587I dumped her after 18 months because she was a mess and I really wanted her to realize being an adult-child wasn't going to work out.
>>34944994Do you not have siblings? You're not supposed to poach friends off each other. Finders keepers rules.
>>34945000he definitely is the biggest fan of my work but i'm not sure if there are other students like that. dude loves me, at least if its just creatively. idk if he's married and i wouldn't wanna mess with that because he's a sweetie pieeeee
I, myself, don’t even know where I’m heading next.
>>34945009didnt even get the all-lowercase part right -_-
>>34945005If you're a woman and he's a man it's cool. If you're both women I'm not sure. If you're a man and she's a woman I'd build up your report more before making a move.
Uh oh. More trouble in Massachusetts.What'swrong with clavicular? Why did he drug and rape a minor if his gf is pregnant?https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/clavicular-looksmaxxing-charged-rape-massachusetts-rcna599130
>>34945015What does he teach? What about him attracts tou
>>34945010>vast majority You mean a very vocal and visible 20%?
>>34945015>idk if he's marriedAll of this conniving and you’ve never even bothered to look at his finger?
>>34944749>>34945019
>>34945014>poachNigga what. People can be friends with multiple people
How do you find out a guy's dick size discreetly?
BV posts = 76 IQ foid smashing into a wall. You know what it is, you have to look, and you don't want to have anything to do with it all at the same time
>>34944999Me and her are with the same company, but we're on different projects. I can't work from her office. They might not even let me in the door to her building. I've been waiting like two months for her to come to my office, but so far, nothing.The only thing I could think of would be to invite her to a meeting that's taking place at my location later this week. She probably wouldn't want to come, but there will be free food, for whatever that's worth. Either way, I could still use that as an excuse to start a conversation with her.
>>34945025You can't
>>34945020writing. he's just so fucking kind, and nervous but can talk for hours. beautiful mouth. idk if that sounds weird but he's just too handsome. he has little nervous ticks he does with his hands and has an asmr voice lmao.
>>34945025Discreet sex
>>34945023I can't find the video. Facebook jews must have silenced it.
>>34945025nag but they can look without looking and their spatial reasoning skills doubles when applied to bulge analysis
>>34945010>the vast majority of women are in double digit bodies by mid-late 20sNot even men have that kind of bodycount anon
a tight pale innie pussy will always mog a loose outie fucked up looking pussy
>>34945025You literally can't unless you measure it when hard>penis sizes vary wildly, some can be 1 incher when soft but pack a massive 7 incher shlong when hard>Not really something we show for many reasons>If you ask he will ALWAYS lie
>>34945032How do you know it wasn't AI?
>>34945033Huge nuts, no cock
>>34945036nag you're just a virgin
Is piers Morgan retarded?
>>34945036Absolutely, foids seethe below.
>>34945029>he has little nervous ticks he does with his handskek this sounds funny, I can see why you'd want to domme him. How much is left in the class? Do you ever go to office hours?
>>34944993FNot any more scared or anxious than hanging out with them without having sex. If we both want to I see no good reason why we shouldn't. If a relationship develops from that great, if not, well I didn't waste a whole bunch of time on them so it's whatever. At this point in the game if I don't think it's likely to result in us hanging out again and attempting some kind of relationship I'd rather not bother. I'm not interested in hooking up with random guys just for sex but if I happen to connect with some random guy I might have sex with him. I am currently emotionally unavailable though I don't see myself fucking anybody for another like, 3 years.
>>34945006>AlicentDear God, don't even mention her. These writers are too chickenshit to write conflict between two women that makes sense, they should be sentenced to an year of watching harem/palace dramas to learn how to write that shit. Alicent being team Black is beyond retarded, it'd be like Catelyn being team Lannister.
>>34944953Sell AI based insurance whatever the fuck that means. I guess they also operate a few 24/7 cafes in SF that are geared towards "Founders".
>>34945044>I am currently emotionally unavailable thoughWhy
>>34945042right? these outie bearing femanons have no idea how disgusting it looks. all stacies have innie pussies
>>34945041I think it's partly an act
>>34945024Not if your sister is insecure and has explicitly asked you not to try and be friends with her friends because it makes her uncomfortable. Just trust me it's better this way.
>>34945043What is with the dudes that make these cuck ass posts, like bro who cares about this shit
>>34945003A Char Zaku or a Ridden Zaku, or some other red one?I built my dude 12 years ago when I first got into Gundam. The horn broke off but he otherwise is in decent shape. I wish the same could be said for my Banshee.>>34945004Glad I could help I guess.
>>34945047nta it's just a phrase foids use to explain why they're slutting around but somehow never securing a man
>>34945043did a virtual meeting with him once. he's never in his office. i have until december so a ways to go.
>>34945038
>>34945050>explicitly asked you not to try and be friends with her friendsThen just say that at the start damn
Men are such sluts, posting hands on demand and getting nothing in return
>>34945047Because I'm still bitter and resentful about last time. It took me 5 years to work up to being open to trying a relationship again. It was the best one yet and he dumped me so it's going to be a loooooong time before I'm willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt again, if ever.
Vaginas are kinda ugly. I just avoid looking down there.
>>34945057i want more picssssssive felt so disconnected from atoga moids lately, it makes me feel worrysome
>>34945061Get a life
>>34945059It took you 5 years to be open to trying a relationship again and then that guy happened? Or has it been 5 years since that guy? Why'd he dump you
>>34945061What do you want to do with those hands
>>34945065my life is at least 40% atoga im not even kidding
>>34945061it's not my problem if you didn't save mine earlier
>>34945056I just assumed it was normal and that I didn't have to explain to people with siblings. I'm now realizing it's not. Damn my sisters really do hate me.
>>34945068Why do you think I said what I said
>>34945057i've come to the conclusion that atoga femanons are too ugly to post thrist traps
>>34945061Maybe it’s because you’ve made yourself into more of a distinguishable personality and try for more attention but you have provided zero evidence of what you look like or if you are even actually a girl
>>34945055That's the phone in his hand?
>>34945060M I greatly disagree
>>34945069i save all of them, i just want more>>34945067look at them and feel warm in my heart>>34945071paws at u>>34945073new fag? ive posted tits
>>34945057there hasn't been a hand posted in ages stop trying to bait people you harlotmen are pure
>>34945074Yep
>>34945052a char zaku (it even comes with a tiny red char)
What are you thoughts in Venti? She seems like a pretty cool gal who doesn't afraid of anything!
>>34945072London does sometimes. And dudes fall for it every time
>>34945080I like when she says nigga
>>349450665 years from the last guy to the one I was talking about. It hasn't quite been a year since I got dumped, and we were still fucking in may. Because I'm cringe and useless. He was embarrassed to bring me around his friends and I wasn't getting my shit together fast enough which I think is kind of hypocritical I was only in the position I was in because I spent $3000 extra covering for HIM over the summer.
>>34945080I do not give a single shit about egirls, they occupy 0% of my headspace
>>34945059>before I'm willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt againAs if you can’t be the one with a problem and the common denominator.
>>34945019Age of consent in MA is 16, and he was drunk too. No rape occured. They could maybe get him for a criminal misdemeanor of supplying that to a 16 year old, but the prosecution would have to prove he was the one who supplied it or if that stuff was even present at all. He's also not legally old enough to drink himself and this happened in May 2025 when he was even younger. I hope she fails miserably, fuck women.
>>34945080I thought her BTFOing that Russian sloot was funny
>>34945076Whose hands are your favorites?
>>34945061sorry I have my own foid to send hand pictures to
>>34945081i'm new. who is london?
>>34945090GigaStacy
Is there like a tipping point to how much cock a pussy can take before it starts really getting beat up and looking like roast beef?
>>34945089honestly the only valid reason to not post hands, i respect it>>34945088ohio's or my ex bf's
>>34945085You've hit the nail on the head. If I don't know what I'm doing wrong what's the sense in trying again? It takes several years for me to delude myself into thinking it might go well this time. Tbf I've always been the dumper previously not the dumpee. This is new.
>>34945083>Because I'm cringe and uselessWhat does this mean? How were you the one who didn't have her shit together when he's the one who needed you to spot him 3k? What did he even need the money for?
>>34945080m i have no idea who that is and I don't care
>>34945079I like that. I always wanted to get more gunpla but it's so hard to justify buying them to myself, and there's so many I'd want that it's impossible to decide. The Zeong, any number of Titans suits, the Strike/Freedom/Strike Freedom.
>>34945082She's half Black so she is allowed to say it.
>>34945093Are you not the fat fetishist? You had a bf?
>>34945092Nah, I've fucked the same pussy probably 10,000 times, and it doesn't look different.
>>34945098I know nigga
>>34945096You suck dick don't you?
>>34945099yes i am sheyes i had a bfyes i should kill myself
>>34945080Uninteresting. She did a video on pitbulls at one point that was pretty disturbing.>>34945093I was under the impression my hands were repulsive, so thank you.
>>34945094>woman can’t handle being rejected one timeYou’re a meme.
>>34945086He also injected her with an uncontrolled substance against her consent, so that's also assault.
>>34945080I deadass thought you were talking about this Venti
>>34945090She does some ditzy larp like omg I'm so fat or does this clothing make me look slutty and the posts an Imgur link with some sexy picture and guys buy it every time
>>34945103>yes i had a bfWhat happened?
>>34944893SoupPancakeSandwich>>34944903I don’t, I’ve been working very hard on myself
>>34945094>You've hit the nail on the head
>>34945102lmao get the fuck out, fruitcake
>>34945109i dont want to talk abtcanu post hands?
>>34945107Who the fuck is this? That's not Venti!
>>34945098She's an octeroon, but she's still allowed.
>>34945018I'm f he's m, cool i'll do it then.Also it's rapport
>>34945115>tfw I'm apparently allowed to say it
>>34945106There is zero proof of anything she is claiming. Even a libfag state like MA will easily clear him of all charges. Stop giving us your retarded takes on the legal system, BV.
>>34945113I will if you open up a little :)
>>34945121we broke up, what else ive already talked abt it
>>34945113I don’t want to be part of your sick game anymore
can we all agree Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman that has ever lived?
>>34945113post your other armpit
>>34945113I've posted hands several times before, dunno if you have them saved or not. Don't feel like doing it again rn. I want to keep asking you about your ex though, maybe another time then
>>34945112Bet you got some cake, fruit
>>34945122What went wrong? Would you be willing to date an /atoga/ moid?
>>34945125sorry not really in to mid women
>>34945095It's honestly too complicated to bother explaining. Short answer is I'm autistic and he's very insecure and has mommy issues.>>34945105I've been rejected several times. Just never by someone I officially dated for almost a year who said they wanted to marry me but then changed their mind and wouldn't explain what I did to change it. The only logical solution is to not try again until I understand what the fuck went wrong or enough time has passed that I forget and can delusionally say "nah it'll be fine". He told me he had bad when we started dating I should have given that the weight it deserved in my decision making.
>>34945100Doesn't it get trauma though from taking lots of cock?
>>34945123great, we all just lost the game now>>34945126post moobs- oh wait>>34945127what did the pic look like? i might be able to find it in my folder >>34945129the ex in question was an atoga moid
when will the atoga moids stop lying???
my oneitis is getting married to some rich dude soon. this is the closest to suicide i've been to in my entire life
>>34945125Nah
Foid, I'll take out your trash bitch.
>>34945080FShe's a typical catty mean girl for going after the blonde from Redscare just for flirting with ClavicularYeah she's married but we have no idea what the dynamic of their marriage is and it's not our business
yes hello I am moid and everything I do or say to foids is a scheme to get in there and rearrange their insides
>>34945131>He told me he had bad when we started datingHuh?>dated for almost a year who said they wanted to marry me but then changed their mind and wouldn't explain what I did to change it>he's very insecure and has mommy issues.Kinda sounds like a retard
>>34945132Lol, no. A baby is way bigger.
You'll never change.
>>34945135become friends with him so you can learn just how big of a bullet you dodged
>>34945133Oh so probably notDo you label the pics or sort them?
>>34945125The hottest woman that ever lived is probably some teenager working at a local starbucks or mcdonalds in a random midwest city.
>>34945131Rejection is honestly worse than rape. Your self-esteem will never recover fully.
>>34945131*bpd Not bad. This is what I get for phoneposting. I regret not going to the liquor store.
>>34945117Thanks, good luck.
>>34945140>humans want to do the one thing they're hard wired to dowowwhoaBut yes there's a ton just after sex, you shouldn't be so retarded that you fall for it.
Moids, why do you fucking do this? What's the point of going on a date like this? Do you not care about pussy at all? You would rather just throw away any chance at that because fucking what, so you can dunk on vulnerable women who are just trying to find their person?
>>34945125hmm no that would be jenniffer connelly
>>34945145most no, i just save them w the default fileif i took a hand pic that wasnt meant for me/ meant to be a hand pic then i mark them by date, i have ohio's hand pics marked specifically, and i have like 2 webmsi dont just have hand pics either, i got a couple feet, some hair, some torsos, even a fat guy anon once altho i dont think he was white,
State genderTell me your most fucked up fetish
Watching women try to cook is so funny they just dump a bunch of shit from cans and packages into a crock pot and call it a day
>>34945143Change comes regardless
>>34945143Yep, I'm vagueposting
>>34945133>what did the pic look likekek there's been a few but the most noteworthy one was me flipping off the camera. I've also posted with a tape measure around my wrist and some other generic ones, one of me holding a TV remote
>>34945133>post moobs- oh wait???
>>34945146>>34945136>>34945130she was in her 40s here btw
>>34945154>i have ohio's hand pics marked specificallyJesus, girl.
>>34945139The Blonde that has "fucked hundreds and hundreds of guys". That blonde? The one who married a fake blue collar husband that then cheated on her?
>>34945155MRape Slavery
Girls, do you think it would be immoral if I knew a girl who does onlyfans, to subscribe to her page and have her make custom content for me without ever telling her that it's me?
>>34945155MI really like ryona (women getting beaten up)It sounds so fucking bad on paper.
>>34945155idk if this is fucked up, i think many people probably already have done it. anyway, i wanna tie up a hot girl and gag her with her panties as i pound her into oblivion
You said that you could never love me I undid your gown
>>34945165Immoral? NoPathetic? Yes
>>34945133>the ex in question was an atoga moidWas it that one guy who posted a pic in a soc thread?
>>34945146yeah, that was my ex.saw her the other day at the store. legitimately don't understand how she's just walking around and not like, making millions as the hottest model in the world.heck she could make millions just by showing off her HANDS>>34945161that's a fugly nothing
>>34945155M. Getting cucked and degraded by my mom while locked in a chastity cage.
>>34945161not even close
>>34945170Ohio did that too iircI think I'm sensing a pattern here... she likes attention-seeking males.
>>34945141>retardNot stupid, but terrible impulse control. My least favorite thing about him was his tendency to say shit he didn't even mean during fights because he knew it would be hurtful. If I'm going to say something hurtful it's going to hurt because it's true.
>>34945155M, cheating >>34945172Jesus Christ
>>34945173Soulless eyes
>>34945172>cucked>by my momBut you aren't in a sexual relationship?
>>34945171>yeah, that was my exyou want us to believe you were fucking a stacy?
>>34945159these u? :3>>34945160are u not one of the armpit guys
>>34945175>Not stupid, but terrible impulse controlRetardation has many facets
>>34945173Dayum
>>34944325State genderThoughts on this thing?
>>34945178What if she says "I love his bbc more than I love you, son"?
>>34945175>his tendency to say shit he didn't even mean during fights because he knew it would be hurtfulHe sounds like a dickhead. Do you miss him? What are you bitter and resentful about?
>>34945172what the fuck
>>34945179honestly I don't care what you believe
>>34945161Browneyes/10
>>34945185Man that's not even a fetish, that's just reality for a lot of kids out there I imagine
>>34945181>are u not one of the armpit guysyeah
>>34945181Creepy
Man, you guys sure are vanilla as hell with these "fucked up" fetishes lol I thought we were on 4chan.
Foids, I basically always do this with any long sleeve shirt I use because I'm either always cooking or painting or doing some retarded shit with my hands until it became a habit even if I wasn't doing anything heavy with them.Which length do you think it looks better?Over the elbow?Right before the elbow?Or around the forearm?
>>34945173i remember seeing a film with her in it, it was a french horror movie. i forgot its name
>>34945194I'm waiting for foids to say something before I escalate. The cowards.
>>34945195This is tryhard now btw
>>34945177what can I say I like mid women
>>34945199I don't give a flying shit it's my style I'm doing it, I just want to know what looks better.
>>34945176>>34945187Truthfully, it's a lot worse than that, I didn't even really go into the details, but this is a blue board and don't want to get b&.
>>34945194Ah, it's "kinkier than thou" anon again. Tell us which of your fetishes are worse than this >>34945172 reprobate?
>>34945194these are not vanilla. you're just a degenerate
remember when atoga actually had good taste?
>>34945193u posted the pics, why would i not save them>>34945191then u get what i mean
>>34945203Cannibalism?
>>34945205You know that's a compliment to him right
>>34945155mlong term / permanent bondage. stuff like sleepsacks, straitjackets, and storage units or displays. piss bags are my limit though, that's disgusting and not part of the fantasy for me but a lot of heavy bondage art has those.
>>34945208>then u get what i meanactualy I don't get it, am I forgetting something?
>>349452064/10
>>34945155Monsters for sure.
>>34945212i said i would trade pics w armpits anons if they were fat but u guys arent so..
my fetish is whatever you call this right here bellow the collarbone
>>34945209No, stuff like suicide encouragement from my female loved ones.
someone did all your fucked up fantasies with your crush. how do you cope?
>>34945186The thing is he really wasn't a dickhead. It was more like dealing with a reactive dog. He didn't MEAN to bite. I do and I don't. I'm angry about the way things ended. He just can't have that kind of confrontational conversation. He'd rather sit there in silence for hours until I give up than give me an honest answer. I feel like it would be easier to either be understanding or be PISSED if he had explained his reasoning to me. And we were sort of fwbs for like 6 months afterwards and in the end he tried to just fucking ghost me instead of saying it was over or that he found someone new or whatever. I felt very disrespected.He was a very different person when he loved me I want THAT person back. But that person was just a figment of his imagination apparently. In love with a version of him that was just a delusion on both our parts. If he asked me to get back together with him right now I'm pretty certain I'd say no. But it would emotionally wreck me for weeks if not longer. I don't want to want him let's put it that way.
>>34945215oh right lol I'm retarded, but I gave you hand pictures come on!
>>34945208Posting them is somehow creepier than just having them saved
>>34945204That is me lol. That's why I feel like the odd man out here.
>>34945220>He didn't MEAN to biteBut bite he still did
>>34945222well take that up w atoga moids not me>>34945221hand pictures will suffice when said hands are fat
>>34945217I've seen some of that bnwo shit, it's wild. Have you tried to free yourself from this?
>>34945155foid gives me a back massage
Good dogs lay down
>>34945217>suicide encouragement from my female loved ones.what the fuckanon no...
>>34945220The more you describe him the more like a dickhead he sounds. Way I see it is a person in a relationship should be able to sit down with their partner and have a proper discussion about what's on their mind without it turning into a yelling match or insulting each other. If he can't do that it doesn't make sense to even entertain the thought of marriage or any long term commitment in my opinion. You're probably better off without him
>>34945219I dumped my ex because she let some guy from fetlife give her an anal fissure.
>>34945152She sounds like she's pissed that he was spot on about her after she rambled for a bit, and can't handle that she's not *his* type of person. I'm sure she'll feel better after another round on the cock carousel.
>>34945107I saw a video on Rule34 of this guy getting his neck snapped by a woman's thighs.
>>34945155Stupidly large vaginal insertions. Like a wine bottle. Or jerking off inside of her. Like both the dick and the hand are in there.
Moids, do you need some pumpkin spice for your bunghole?
>>34945219>someone did all your fucked up fantasies with your crush. how do you cope?Meh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>34945226I tried to take stimulants to get my life in order and that just led to stimfapping instead lol
>>34945228What are your fav spots to get rubbed out?
>>34945219no way my crush's be would've done this>>34945167he is a nerdy IT engineer, i doubt she even lets him fuck her
>>34945219do all my fucked up fetishes with my crush but harder
>>34945223Honestly that's pretty bad even by 4chan standards. But there's a couple pedophiles that post here, if it makes you feel better.
>>34945206Her body is pretty good but man the way she carries herself is so unattractive, she looks like she's being held hostage
Is listening to future cringe in 2026?
>>34945155What's really fucked up is that I've thought hard and can't decide on one. I guess I'll go with bimbofication.
>>34945245caring about what people think about what you listen to is cringe
>>34945239lower back, right where the back dimples are
>>34945225>hand pictures will suffice when said hands are fatyou're mean >:c
>>34945242Does self-inserting and identifying as the shota count as pedophilia? If so, I do that too sometimes.
>>34945244that's just the asian way s t o p being so racist
>>34945248Ty
I should take stimulants to get my life in order
>>34945250That's autopedophilia, so probably.
My GFs best friend is a Massage Therapist. So my GF, not me, she told me to go get a massage from her to help with my lower back issues and her friend would give me a discount. So I did this weekend and it really helped. My GF was kind of asking me about it and quizzing me and I was telling her how her friend said to work on lower back it's not just the back but the hips and the glutes and how I had to get naked under the sheet for her to really work on it.My GF got fucking pissed, I guess she didn't know that was a thing, so now she is pissed at her friend, she's pissed at me. What the fuck did I do? I've never had a professional message either, but my GF is claiming I should not have gotten naked and her friend betrayed her. I mean I was covered with a sheet the whole time and her friend insisted to me, it was up to my comfort level, but to really dig in she needed me to take it all off, no underwear, nothing or else she can't really work the glutes. Are there any other massage therapists that can chime in here? Was this unprofessional or is this how it is done?
>>34945252Asians in the US aren't like that, if anything in my experience Asians here have been the most flirty with me, like they want to be seen
>>34945155MInsects.I was introduced to it by a /gif/ thread that got deleted within minutes. It makes me blow loads like nothing else.
>>34945225So THAT'S why you like ohio's hand pics
>>34945259
>>34945245rap is always cringe
State genderIf your crush rejected you (before the first date) but said his/her best friend was interested in you, would you ask them out?
>>34945261he has very nice hands :P
>34945246>bimbofication
my cat drank from my glass water >_<
>>34945261Remember that hot blonde femanon that would crash out over his hands being fat?
>>34945262There was a video of a woman letting a mantis devour her nipple. What can I say? It was fucking hot. I also like it in hentai, but I feel I’ll get banned if I describe the kind I like.
>>34945267that's not a bimbo that's a skeleton
fuck it i'm getting a burgeranyone else want a burger? it's past midnight and i'm fucking hungry.
>>34945270Please don't describe it
>>34945273No I just started working out again dude fuck off
>>34945270Nta I've seen that. I've also seen one of a man making a worm or some kind of other grub crawl into his urethra.
>>34945273No thanks, already had all of my meals today.
>>34945275nooo
>>34945273I'm down, get me a single though don't want too much at this late hour. Get me fries and ranch too please
>>34945265m yes
>>34945273Nowhere is worth getting a burger past midnight except if you are mildly inebriated at cookout.
>>34945265Mnope
>>34945265No
This Arkham game is pretty kino. Idk why I didn't play it when I was younger.
>>34945224I deluded myself into thinking that if I was just patient then it would be okay. It wasn't a problem dealing with it when he loved me I was happy to do it & tried to make him happy. I think the harder I tried the worse it got. >>34945231We generally could have discussions about most things after a quick freakout on either of our parts the difference was my freakouts were me running away for 20 minutes so I could gather my thoughts & only say what I mean & his freakouts were yelling at me. It really came down to me not being able to do....anything in front of other people. There were times that I would snap when he was freaking out on me and he would immediately snap back to reality from being screamed at with more energy than he was using to scream at me like "oh yeah I guess I am being unreasonable" Like this one time I was hiding in the car at a party because I was overwhelmed with a weird situation involving a friend of his and some hallucinogens and he came out to yell at me that I was making him look bad and that I needed to go back in there and act normal as damage control so he could handle his friend. I did not tolerate that. And nobody will fucking tell me what I'm doing wrong. He wouldn't tell me, my sister's won't tell me. People just get sick of me but they won't let me try and fix it. Or the opposite they get weirdly obsessed and I have to knock them loose with a hammer.All of this shit I'm telling you was small potatoes when I thought he would extend the same amount of patience & care to me. None of it mattered. >probably better off without him You're probably right. I think I've decided I'm better off alone period. It's just not fucking worth the stress of wondering if someone is being truthful or not, or if they THINK they are & they're just delusional. Gotta have trust to develop a relationship & I just don't think I want to give any away any more. Clearly I'm a terrible judge, can't even trust my own instincts or desires.
>>34945257I don't really know much about massage and have never had a professional one, but ngl that sounds kind of sketch. If I was your girlfriend I would be pretty upset about that as well.
I really want to slap my gf sometimes. Should I keep restraining the urge or just let one loose next time.
Girls, would you like to give a guy a highly sexualized massage?
>>34945292One that I like.
>>34945292>Girls, would you likeno i dont like anything ever
>>34945257I'm not a professional but I have studied massage. Yes, getting naked under a sheet is completely normal.>>34945269I remember that she insisted I must be ridiculously grotesquely obese, and insisted that I was cheating by standing with only one leg on my scale. I think she was just trolling.
>>34945296>boops ur nose>pats ur head:3
I am divulging far too much personal information and can't even get drunk about it I gotta take a break and watch some nostalgic children's entertainment and shop online for new shoes. Thanks for listening >>34945231 and >>34945224
>>34945296But you like me
>>34944434this >>34944441
>>34945288>my freakouts were me running away for 20 minutes so I could gather my thoughtsThat's not a freakout, that's being a logical and reasonable person. Going to cool off so you gather your thoughts is the right thing to do. > I was overwhelmed with a weird situation involving a friend of his and some hallucinogens and he came out to yell at me that I was making him look bad and that I needed to go back in there and act normal as damage control so he could handle his friendYes he's a fuckin dickhead >I think I've decided I'm better off alone periodThat's a shame because being able to cool off and collect your thoughts is an uncommon but really valuable skill to have in a relationship. I think if you tried again but you didn't treat this type of shit as small potatoes when it's unacceptable you'd be able to more easily filter out the shit stains before you get too invested. You sound like you'd make for a good girlfriend so I think you should try again when your wounds have healed. And again, you're better off without him
>>34945299Nta, but I catalogued all of it in my spreadsheet, thanks for adding to my lore page.
>>34945300hm.. do i know u?>>34945298 :0 for free?
>>34945299Have a good night anon, good luck with your future endeavors
>>34945305I wish we actually had spreadsheet bros, I'd like to know more about the other anons
>>34945266based stealth insultfuck him
>>34945311Who do you want to know more about?
>>34944585bring back the fun femanons :(
>>34945313whatever idiot rude bully idc what u say dont reply to me again
>>34945315foids can't be funny
>>34945206I need expert gooner opinion on this video. Has she had work done on her ass or do asian chicks just come like that?
women would you notice or care if your date had Decepticon sticker on his car?
>>34945317what :(
>>34945319most women just come like that
One time I beat the shit out of a guy because he knocked my drink out of my hand. Women was this justified? Wwyd if your bf did this?
>>34945320Yes, you clanker fucker.
>>34945314Everybody desu
>>34945321why are u being a bully, i dont like bullies in fact i literally hate themidk why this place has so many
>>34945323I dunno, I feel like I've seen a lot of Asian chicks with tragically flat asses.
>>34945327how is it bullying to dislike somebody
>>34945326Touché.
>>34945330its not but to make a point to state it openly on a board where they can see it and get their feelings hurt is in fact bullying
>>34945304>more easily filter out the shit stainsBut I would have filtered out everyone who's ever been interested in me....so effectively that gets me to the same conclusion lol. Just be alone.>>34945305If you were actually keeping track you'd be able to tell me what color I dyed my hair in 2022, and what kind of car I drove when I went on my cross country trip. Calling your bluff lol.>>34945309Thank you anon. I've decided to watch FernGully. Have a good night.
>>34945327Some people deserve it
>>34945332I feel like you misunderstand the point of 4chanbesides, it's not like it's undeserved
>>34945332Fuck off, crybaby.
>>34945325Waifu decepticons are few and far between.
>>34945327I've found the best method is to ignore them. If they get the attention they're desperate for, they just do it more often. Kinda like a misbehaving dog.
>>34945327>idk why this place has so manyAre you fr right now? No wonder you get bullied you have zero situational awareness.
anyways.. what did atoga moids have for dinner today
>>34945340I hate to say it but yeah, if I directly insult ohio he just ignores it and it kinda takes the wind out of my sailsIt’s more fun to rile others up to do it, but even then he doesn’t hog out like that ex of his so it’s unfulfilling
>>34945339I swear if you're gay
>>34945344Nicotine and adderall
>>34945347not very nutritional..
>>34945348I had a monster with it, those have some B vitamins.
>>34945344Burritos made of black beans, salsa, minced onion, and cheddar.
>>34945345Kek that’s actually really pathetic, sorry to say. Grow up and quit stirring shit to get attention.
>>34945344Culver's burger and fries, and a large cherry coke that I spilled half of on the floor like a retard.
>>34945155Vore, I've talked about it before.
>>34945350>>34945356anons u need actual food>>34945354im picturing u as pic rel>>34945351minced onion.. anon is too fancy for us peasants
>>34945357Hard vore?
>>34945356Bro is speedrunning psychosis
>>34945359>minced onion.. anon is too fancy for us peasantsHuh? Are you malnourished?
>>34945346of course I ain't
>>34945359>minced onion.. anon is too fancy for us peasantsIs that fancy? A friend recommended it on burgers once and I've been hooked ever since.
>>34945359Kek nice picrel
>>34945362>>34945364im being informed minced onions are actually not considered fancy by anyone but me o_0
>>34945360Like cannibalism? Sometimes, I have to be in the right mood for it though. I self insert as the prey btw. I feel like I should mention that.
>>34945367Hard vore is actually being chewed and digested
State genderSummarize the worst date you've ever been on in 10 words or less.
>>34945371mshe wouldn't stop asking about my money
>>34945366It's like a dollar for a shaker that lasts me months!
Who the fuck names their kid Otto
>when he tells you that it will be a coffee date
>>34945371MShe left with another guy.
>>34945374
>>34945370Chewed no, digested yes. The exact definitions are always a bit loosey goosey. Also I'm operating on like 3 hours of sleep and I really need to go to bed.
I wish a femanon liked me
If you just laugh at girls every time they do something stupid or irrational you'll never have any problems with them
>>34945344Leftover sirloin steak, roast potato and pumpkin, and steamed broccoli, carrots, and peas.
>>34945374This dude was named Otto and he was a complete badass
>>34945385And he still died like a dog
I wish femanon would eat me.
>>34945379Ohio?? You’re into vore?
Hey femanonMid October huh? Getting pretty cold out*Pushes you into a shallow river*
Men, should I brush my teeth with my regular tooth paste or my hydroxyapatite toothpaste tonight?
>>34945390femanon got hypothermalia and died
>>34945390A time traveler?
Hey manonMid October huh? Getting pretty cold out*pushes your face into an apple pie*
>>34945391Use the kind with added potassium cyanide.
>>34945388I don't live in Ohio.
>>34945389...what
>>34945390No it's not, maybe in the east coast.
>>34945394Two time travelers?
>>34945386He literally avoided the death penalty by organizing an escape plan from the prison he was being held at. Never denounced his beliefs, went on to be a military advisor to a dozen different countries for the fuck of it. Died of cancer and was given a full on Nazi themed funeral that was attended by former SS members and Spanish Fascists.
>>34945398It is not cold out here. It was 89 today. Directly on the coast.
>>34945398>>34945402I'm up in CT and it's finally feeling like fall here. Can't wait for comfy sweater weather and foliage.
>>34945359>im picturing u as pic relI wasn't that bummed out about it. They can never seem to get the syrup and carbonation levels right. I really need to take a break from soda to reset my taste buds.
>>34945404>I'm in le new englandIt's always cold up there, you penguins.
Do big tits actually cause back pain or do women just say that for attention?
>>34945408Nah summer here is suffering, not as hot as the mid Atlantic but still pretty bad and just as humid.
>>34945409grow some urself and find out
>>34945410I love summer here. It's hotter than the devil's butthole.
I could easily kill myself, I just don’t want to. Angsty suicidal people are so cringe
>>34945414>I could easily kill myselfProve it
>>34945206>fat>hipdips>asian>horrible fashion>ugly face>horrible assyep looks like you fit right in then
>>34945409women who say that just want more attention for their big boobs and/or have bad posture. there's no actual downside
>>34945416>t. guaranteed to only like men
>>34945420noI like pretty women
How many women do this.As soon as a man apprach your fiend group, you try to match him with your fat friend?
We must teach you the art of the groove.
>>34945423i wish a man would match me w his fat friend
>Girl has been going HARD with advances>Like stuff that would be hard to ever catalogue as just being friendly>Told me to contact her multiple times>Just figured out she probably has a boyfriend or very recently had one (she was already doing her shit before they broke up, if they did)I actually don't know what to do/feel about this one, she never even tried to mention that.Do I GTFO?
>>34945423That is the singlest of the group and the others clocked that you're ugly. This is their way of telling you that information politely.
>man i could really use a job>Doesn't get a job What's this mental illness called
>>34945409Mine aren't even that big. It's not the tits it's the bra. If I'm trying to keep them hoisted for 10 hours it hurts my shoulders after a while. A bra that keeps them where they sit normally and just holds them down/in only gets uncomfortable because of the underwire.
Just sat down on the floor and accidentally crushed my nuts between my thigh and my heel. Anyone got an ice pack? Frozen bag of peas maybe?
>>34945429>I was looking for a job and then I found a job>And heaven knows I'm miserable now…
>>34945429Entitlement
>>34945433moz is LITERALLY me
>>34945432Mouth
>>34945432check that shit out retard it can be dangerous
>>34945440The offer is appreciated, but I don't think you're a frost lich.>>34945442What, you think I got an X-ray machine in my room?
>>34945371F. He cried about being molested by his dad.
>>34945443No but feel it up and make sure everythings ok, and check there's no bruises.You really REALLY don't want something to get fucked up there.
>>34945446Seems fine, just some minor pain. Thankfully my thighs are not made of steel. Being squishy pays off sometimes!
>>34945427It won't be her last time flirting with other dudes behind her boyfriend's back.
>>34945445You're a horrible cunt
>>34945451I mean I can't help but agree there anon, it's awful and terrible but they were on a date, what the fuck?
I love this video so much.https://youtu.be/G4_9OdQIm1A
>>34945428That part seemed obvious to me.So if I sleep with her, it will only confirm that status to them? How does the fat one feel about her friends constantly trying to match her with guys that none of them would want?
>>34945448There wasn't any hints of any boyfriend before and her facebook said single, shit's just so weird.Like why?
>>34945456Monkey branching, idk, maybe she's just a hoe.
>>34945458Possibly, but I usually have a good hoedar so I don't know how this slipped by me.Might just do a couple casual dates and see what happens then dump her ass at any worrying sign but this might also be insanely retarded.
>>34945459I think people that play with fire tend to get burned, but you do you.
>>34945453Why do I keep getting that "raw attractive power all men have" video in my recs. I'm not gonna watch it but I keep seeing it everywhere
>>34945455Sometimes she rejects you too. But they want her to get laid. She's usually the most autistic and abuseable too.
>>34945460You're probably right, I'll see if she says anything or behaves differently and then just avoid her altogether if it's not something good, thanks.
>>34945459How did you supposedly find out she has a boyfriend?
>>34945466Had a meltdown on socials mostly wiping them out and then started posting things about a past relation with a somber/grim undertone, like I said I don't fully know but it's really worrying, never had any photos with him or anything.Problem is she's been going after me for 4ish weeks and this happened last week, so either she's lining me up to be the next, I'm the reason it happened or she's just an ultra hoe.
>>34945471The boyfriend possibility wouldn’t bother me as much as the public drama desu desu.
>>34945473Honestly they're all fucking red flags, but also hard to not expect that level of online dependency on a zoomerette.
I'm going to bed now. It's weird, I feel super tired but I don't want to go to bed.
>>34945344gyrosmy friends visited from the monastery so we went out
The wock
there are no moids here. it's only foids pretending to be moids
>>34945481Why pretend to be a moid. Being femanon is superior.
>>34945481I'm not posting my hands whore stop trying.
>>34945478Your friends are monks?
>>34945463Oh lord, one time I approached a girl who I thought was really attractive. She kept telling her fat friend that I looked very kind. She also kept telling me she knew I would be kind to her friend and insisted very heavily that I would get in the cab with them for an after party at their place. So my drunk ass decided to get in. Then 2 guys I had never met before also got in the cab with us. The fat girl sit next to me.She tells me her back hurt. I ask if she want a massage, she agrees. Then we arrive at their place. I get out with them. Then suddently the fat girl start screaming that I’m a creep for following them and that I gropped her in the taxi (I didn’t, I just gave her a shoulder massage after she agreed to it) she’s telling me she does kravmaga and I’m lucky she’s deunk because she would love to break my testicles. At this point I’m like>WTF, I’m out of here and decide to walk back home.But the taxidriver keep following me with his car. He says I need to hop in. I tell him to stop following me, he tell me that I need to hop in or he’ll call the police and say I’m stalking a woman I gropped in his car. So I get in. The two guys I didn’t know, start frisking me. They grab my wallet and my phone they empty my wallet and say this is the taxi fare, take a picture of my driver liscence and then the taxi driver take me to some empty parking lot. They throw me out the car with my phone and my empty wallet and tell me that if I call the police, they’ll all testify that they saw me grope their friend (I didn’t).
someone told me blue valkyrie is really hot? . should i try shooting my shot?
>>34945489No, they're lying. Also just remember she has kids.
What does /atoga/ think of the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot footage?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patterson%E2%80%93Gimlin_film#
>>34945489She’s 230lbs of fat in the legs. She also has water retention
>>34945491too coincidental to be real, but there's SOMETHING in those woods
Canadatogansare you alright?
>>34945495canadians arent real
>>34945484They're working there, doing construction. I think one of them is gonna become one. He's flying out to Mt. Athos in like two weeks
>>34945491Nothing. But nasa is giving me tattoo ideas.
>>34945495>No numbers
>>34945492>>34945490i was imagining her to look like this
>>34945488Sounds like gypsie type shit.
>>34945502marriage material
>>34945502I'll never stop saying it, newfags simping over bv will never not be funny
>>34945491i think it's real
>>34945501Oh my bad2024 Canadian Deaths from assisted dying: 16499https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/publications/health-system-services/annual-report-medical-assistance-dying-2024.html2024 American Deaths from firearm homicide: 15364 https://publichealth.jhu.edu/center-for-gun-violence-solutions/issues/gun-violence-in-the-united-states
>>34945505so what she's 245 lbs at 5'9"? I know she said she's above average height
>>34945505i am not simping. i got duped man
>>34945508Shorter
>>34945508>>34945510bitch built like a jigglypuff
>>34945509>i am not simping. >i got dupedLMFAO
You are descended from rapists
State genderTell me something interesting about you. I am out of ideas to ask
>>34945451desu if a girl did that on a date and not in private after we knew and trusted each other a bit i'd be really uncomfortable
>>34944433>Exactly why friends with benefits between two men doesn't work imo. Male friend groups are built on mutual respect, so you can't just go from being his cumrag to discussing war history together ten minutes later.Is that why male/female friendships rarely work either?
>>34945504she is hot af. i really need a wife like her. if my future wife doesn't look like her i will leave her and divorce her
>>34945517I suspect it's that moid permanently cosplaying as erin yeager with eyebrow piercings that looks just like charlie, but is 5'4.
>>34945371M. She broke up with me
>>34945517>>34945525Wat?
>>34945517fi just masturbated lolsolsosl
>>34945502>i was imagining her to look like thisSorry, bro
>>34945525What the fuck? Hey, I'm just out of ideas to ask something and wanted to chat>>34945529What?>>34945530Okey...good for you I guess?
>>34945517moidjust masturbated to this>>34945530
>>34945534>What?I just didn't understand that weird interaction
>>34945535perv alert perv alert
>>34945531>>34945531
>>34945532pointless xitter filename demoralization postBUT you should always ask your crush out ASAP rather than pining for her forever and letting her wind up with someone else. or get rejected and move on to someone else.
>>34945538That's our femanons for you
>>34945531this is the female equivalent of having a micropenis.
>>34945539my approach anxiety is too much to approach my crush. i can take rejection but i cannot just approach a random girl i like
>>34945539Yep. I've got three on tab and plenty more.
>>34945543Shut up faggot
>>34945543>i can take rejectionIs it possible to learn such power?
>>34945540there has to be atleast 1 fuckable femanon cmon man
men wwyd if femanon wore a maiddress to u and her's date?
>>34945543so many men are such sensitive little faggots I swear. Horrifying
>>34945547You are in the landfill looking for fresh food
>>34945543you're probably afraid of the relationship you've fantasized about in your head turning out to be fake. that's going to cause a lot more pain in the long run than getting rejected and feeling like shit about it for a couple weeks before finding a new crush. ripping the bandaid off is always better than peeling it off slowly, plus if she likes you back (way more likely than you think) you can turn that imagined relationship into a real one.
>>34945539NTA but it can be demoralising yet true at the same time. There's no other viable explanation for the occurrence of women serially dating and serially fucking constantly before their penultimate LTR.
>>34945554>NTA buti don't believe you lol, go post that on /r9k/ faglord or go back to spamming tiktok bait
>>34945551i'm afraid because i don't know how she will react. what if she is in a bad mood? I did approach a girl once and it was painfully awkward to the point i still cringe thinking about it lol>>34945549>>34945545it's easy to talk online. try doing this IRL, most of you would chicken out>>34945546i did get rejected by my oneitis, it hurt like a mf but i took it well and never bothered her again
>>34945548cry a little and thank her profusely for actually showing up
>>34945555Don't believe me, believe women themselves when they go like "the men I date" or "I've dated guys who did this and that".
Tru?
>>34945558aw
>>34945391I don't know whichever has cooler packaging
I still have yet to see a man utter the phrase "male loneliness epidemic", it's always women on tiktok and twitter.
>>34945550i don't believe it. i'm sure we have some cuties here who are too shy to post their photos. a cute lil femanon who has a tiny nose and nice smile
>>34945561No
>>34945566Wrong board >>>/soc/
a really cute guy works at the company next to mine, and we get lunch breaks at the same time. We pass each other by every day, but he never even glances at us or even says hi, just looks at the floor.Me and a friend eyefuck him every time to no avail, and even said hi a few times when he suddenly popped up around the corner, only to receive a half hearted 'white people smile' and a nod. I never see him walk in groups or fraternizing with the rest of his coworkers either What do?>inb4 you are ugly he is not interestedI am not and my friend is actually super hot, we both swim in attention from other men.Why is he like this?
>>34945564not to encourage caring what women on tiktok and twitter think, but men are way better at dealing with loneliness than women, so i think women see guys who interact with other people way less than them and immediately assume something must be wrong.
>>34945571>just looks at the floorAUTISM DETECTED
>>34945564You just have your fyp set to only show you attractive women talking at you. I get half and half.
>>34945561retarded
>>34945561no, it's a political, you don't get it, like palestine (existential risk for palestinians) and the george floyd (existential risk for black people) and COVID (existential something something we'd effectively assess), AI... art is an existential risk to artists
>>34945556>i did get rejected by my oneitis, it hurt like a mf but i took it well and never bothered her again>>34945564I dunno my fear to rejection and traumas due an abusive household by women transformed my feel to rejection to enjoy being alone. Hmm, yeah I'm okey like this
>>34944872As creatures they're less abominable than fishAs food I don't particularly care as long as it's healthy and tastes good
You vill eat ze bugs
atoga moids (deragotory)
>>34945575I mean seriously. Not even a passing glance. When we see him from afar he looks ahead, but as soon as he clocks us it's immediately either the floor or his phone
>>34945571as a guy i can only think of two possibilities:he is shy and introverted which means he is not going to approach you unless you approach himyou're not his type. not saying you're ugly but maybe he is into a different type of girl
>>34945561I like to use AI to upscale really old anime and pro wrestling matches or translate ancient occult books that never got translations into modern english, but I wouldn't watch / read that same stuff if it was completely generated by AI. It's a tool that can be used to enhance things and make certain tasks easier, but it can't replace real art.
>>34945569i only browse po and adv
>>34945587I'm an attractive dude that gets glances from women every day, but I got cucked by an ex and no longer trust women or have desire to have sex with them. Could be that too. Attractive types are usually fucked up in their own ways, incelhood is a bell curve and only normals put sex on a pedestal.
Why is painting your face black referred to as blackface and considered racist, but when women fill their face with plastic to look like transwomen it is generally accepted and not problematic?
Men who pump and dump are extremely rare. Your pussy has to be some mangled up roast beef for a guy to decide that more sex isn't worth it. Most of the dumping is always done by females who expect the guy to be a sex God during the first time they fuck.
>>34945571>we both swim in attention from other men.>Why is he like this?That's why. He knows. And if you're always with your friend then that kills chances even more.Move on to the guys whose attention you swim in.
>>34945589You are dumb as a rock
>>34945595He couldn't possibly know that. He only ever sees us as a female friend group
>>34945596i'm pretty smart. i avoid porn boards
>>34945594No, sometimes men are too autistic to ask for more pussy even when they beg you not to walk out of the door.
>>34945597What do you expect him to do if you're always a friend group rather than a person? The post is really weird. You're into him but then say your friend is hot. Do you want him to fuck you both together?
Is it weird that when I look at old pictures of my mom from when she was my age that I lowkey think she was a baddie? Like honestly I'd fuck her.
>>34945571Try asking him to have lunch with you. Just saying hi does not work with a timid or autistic guy
>>34945601ew
>>34945598If you were smart you'd understand what I was telling you
>>34945601Same
>>34945601you need help, like seriously
tfw you realise there are probably maybe 5-10 people here on atoga atmost. you're probably talking to the same set of people every thread
imagine if whenever a man gets a gf he instantly views every woman he is not blood related to as white blobs + a monotone text to speech voice so he only ever thinks of his gf instead of other womenapplies to women on social media/porn too btw
>>34945609Newfag
>>34945607I get my good looks from her, but also my mental illness.
girl told me i look like Dr House from House M.D. should i be offended or happy?
>>34945610Insecure much?
>>34945614I'd be more happy
>>34945619yes, what about it?
Killing myself is a moral imperative at this point
>>34945614I think he's hot, but maybe I'm biased because House is my favorite show
>>34945614Extremely happy.
>>34945627same, I'm basically dragging everyone down
>>34945614Speaking strictly about appearance, happy
>>34945610you'd get the ick and dump him immediately
>>34945610Isn't exactly how it works?
>>34945627Mood™Maybe hold off for now though. Sleep on it.
>>34945633id get the ick for him liking me only me?>>34945634esl?
>>34945624Work on that before considering a relationship maybe.Your self worth shouldn't depend that much on a moid's gaze
>>34945571Ask him out.Men don't get hints. It doesn't matter how blatant you think you're being, men will be completely blind to it. If you want a man to understand something you have to use words and actually say it.
>>34945637sorry but it is indeed normal to highly value what ur partner highly values
I kill my baby momma
>>34945641There's nothing normal about you fatshitter
Living with family right now but thinking about buying an apartment, but I worry if I live on my own I might go insane.
>>34945561>Tru?No. AIs don't create, they merely plagiarise and rearrange the existing works of human artists, who get no reward for it.
>>34945571>only to receive a half hearted 'white people smile'Holup, are you black?
>>34945644ya true im not normal im better than normal
>>34945641Yeah, I agree on that, but it doesn't directly relate to the original picture.I personally think that one's partner should be fully emancipated and choose to be with them fully knowing what's out there (at any given point in time). I wouldn't want my partner to stay only because they don't know anything about the world, it would be like being with a baby. Though this is only my view
>>34945651are u m or f?
>>34945652M
>>34945652Why do you think everyone who's views are counter to yours is a woman
>>34945651it was not that i think he wouldnt do it its just i think itd be more meaningful if we both know we are both jst each other's and no one elses to the point wher e we dont even care to visualize others
I'm in my spoiled prince era. Need a career woman to take care of me.
if you live in the south super el nino is gonna fuck our asses up in the
>>34945654i dont it was just a very female take imo idk sorry
Choked my bitch out cuz she lied to us
>>34945491>What does /atoga/ think of the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot footage?It's very blatantly a person in an ape suit. It became famous for two reasons: first, the man who was holding the camera didn't know it was a hoax - he was set up by his friend and thought what he was seeing was real. Second, the camera had a number of different speed settings (e.g. 16 frames per second, 24 frames per second, etc.) and it wasn't clear which speed it was set to, so the film was often shown at the wrong speed; played like that, the creature's gait doesn't look human-like. But with the correct playback speed it suddenly becomes extremely obvious that you're looking at a human walking.So it's a very clever hoax, and a very high quality suit for the time - Hollywood movie quality, not something you'd hire for a Halloween party - but it is still a hoax.
>>34945655Alright I get it. From the original post I thought the blank woman condition was something imposed rather than "developed". Still think it's a bit naive and there could be better solutions
>>34945661> Still think it's a bit naive and there could be better solutionssuch as?
>>34945658Why, because it's rational? What would a male take be?
>>34945663lol are u implying rational = female take
>>34945657Good you deserve it
>>34945664No that's what you're implying
>>34945666way to misconstru what i say :P
Would you find it insulting, if some rich kid asked you to clean his cloghed toilet, in exchange for his old clothes?
>>34945667What did I misconstrue. Someone made a rational take, you assumed they were female and called it a "female take"
>>34945662I'll think it through and report back in due time.I used could be and not are because it's a hypothesis
>>34945668Yes, but I'm also not broke.
>>34945669where did i say i thought they were female cuz their take was rational?i didnt even say their take was rationalthese are two things u made up abt me
foids are ignoring me again..
>>34945646What is creation?We don't create matter either, we just rearrange the existing matter into new forms.
>>34945672You didn't think it was rational, but it doesn't matter what you personally think of it, that doesn't change it. You called it female because you didn't like it, inadvertently saying that a female take would be rational Tell me what's female about it? What would a male take be?
>>34945675>You called it female because you didn't like it, inadvertently saying that a female take would be rationaluh no, ur making stuff up againcan i link where i said any of this?>Tell me what's female about it? stereotypes ig, men i think show more traits of being posessive/jealous and worrysome of their partner (women) cheating on them. meanwhile women are more invested into the whole, im the prize bit, and therefore worry less abt their bf looking at other women. thats why i sort of assumed u were a female
>>34945678>>34945658>t was just a very female take>>34945678>men i think show more traits of being posessive/jealous and worrysome of their partner (women) cheating on themYou think men are insecure and jealous by default? That's pretty insulting >thats why i sort of assumed u were a femaleI'm not that guy
>>34945674>le philosopher takeArt, inventions and discoveries in general are worth something because someone broke out from a box of rules.AI prints out a random, linear combination of existing things which still obeys the set of rules we already know preventing the expansion to a newer point of view
>>34945679no imeant where did i say female take = aanything but female take? im not denying i said it was a female take , im denying that i sid female take equates to anything while ur trying to put words in my mouthi literally explained why i said it was a female take right here: >>34945678>You think men are insecure and jealous by default? That's pretty insultingithink men are great, idc what u think i think, u arent me
I wish I knew how to want things.
Anytime a woman goes to bat for a troon, or endorses troon culture in general, I just want to ask her, "Why him?"
>>34945680>preventing the expansion to a newer point of viewSup
>>34945681Do you know what the word inadvertently means, genuinely what is your IQ?
>>34945636You'd get the ick for him behaving like an Eunuch. It may seem nice as a phantasy, if you ever meet a guy like this his complete and utter Betaness will become grating after some time.
>>34945686This is already disputed
>>34945690That's not therapy speak, don't use buzzwords >Big word, don't understand, you wrong You really do have the vocabulary and intelligence of a child don't you
>>34945693>resorting to bullying instead of actually rebuttaling my points aboveand you want to say im the one with issues
>>34945688>>34945691Yo wtf don't dox me
>>34945694What is there to rebut? Again you don't know what that word means, you didn't bring up and argument you just evade and misunderstand and you did exactly what you accuse me of >>34945690 here, instead of engaging with the point you say I'm wrong because you don't like my word choice
>>34945686The proof hasn't been validated yet and it would only be for the forced problem.I admit it's an intresting topic (and would invalidate half of my academic work)
>>34945697you did that exact thing to me here when i actually told u why i said and thought the way i didu even said some chilidsh thing abt assuming i think all men are _ and _ here:>>34945679u call me dumb and lacking rebuttaling but you are exactly that, hypocrite much?
>>34945699"Never argue with an idiot" they say, I always give people like you the benefit of the doubt and hope it'll finally click at some point and every time I'm wrong. I'm just met with more "nuh uh" and making shit up. Some people really do just fundamentally lack the faculties for thinking and understanding
>>34945701you could have kept that and much more to urself yet u still decided to take time to say and type out mean thngs so i would read them and that says a lot more abt ur character than mine
>>34945702Yeah I should've kept my genuine debate if you think anyone who disagrees with you is a big meanie
>>34945705so this: >>34945693 "You really do have the vocabulary and intelligence of a child don't you" and calling me an idiot is ur idea of a genuine debate?
What would you do if you had $985K USD?
>>34945706No that's where I gave up engaging in good faith. There isn't really a serious way to respond to what you said
>>34945710u could just not respond instead of insulting
>>34945708Use it to buy food for the rest of my life so I don't have to work
>>34945711Someone's gotta say it
>>34945712But where would you live?
>>34945686>>34945692It is disputed partly because solution was meant to be another PR win for Anthropic, OpenAI's rival. Much like the Jacobian conjecture counterexample. Tristan Buckmaster, the math professor who made progress on the problem right before the announcement, was working with Levent Alpoge who is employed by Anthropic. What's behind the bad press is essentially the belief that OpenAI stole the discovery from Claude, Anthropic's model.
Is it a good idea to leave your old mother alone for a girl. moving countries and stuff?
>>34945718Fuck dat hoe
>>34944354Myes>I want mff threesomes
>>34944776MI preformed on the world's largest red carpet.I've preformed at Disneyland 3 times, 2 times for a parade.I preformed at the Hollywood Bowl.
>>34944354F. Sure, but I wouldn't want to put anything in his butt or otherwise entertain his gay tendencies myself.
Is Miley Cyrus still a thing. I haven't heard about her in ages.
Femanons, would you sit on a guy's with your panties while playing video games?
>>34945729I guess so.
>>34945729*guy's face
>>34944354M. Yes.>>34944499I have shoes like that.>>34944544Anon, those are not wolves.>>34944777It means he's attracted to your boobs.>>34945561No.
how to deal with being behind everyone else my age? i am a guy and my peers are buying houses and shit, getting married, having kids and i am still figuring out basic things about life. should i just kms?
>>34945734You're fucked
>>34945734You should keep figuring life out.
Femanon, are you girly?Do you want to be girly?What's "being girly" to you?
>>34945734By recognizing that it doesn't really matter. All those things come with their own problems and there isn't a default life path that defines your happiness. Most of those people plateau anyways, they settle for a certain job, their marriage loses its spark, kids get older and how they turn out can be unpredictable, etc. Also even people who have it all can and often do lose everything.
>>34945714My parents' house. I'm latinx so they don't mind
>>34945708Invest that into index funds and you should be able to live a modest but comfortable life off the proceeds for the rest of your life.
>>34945708F. Save it for the well-being and comfort of my future baby.
Who’s the most attractive mayor?
>>34945744Would you buy an apartment or just rent? I was looking at an apartment for between $57K and $228K USD.
>>34945750As I understand it, buying is typically a better investment.
>>34945747Not whatever tf that is
>>34945747me :)
>buying is typically a better investment.Buying isn't an investment if it's your only place to live and you're paying interest amounting to what you would have saved by renting.
>>34945752What?!She’s gorgeous!
>>34945757I was going to pay cash for the apartment.
>>34945760Don't assume it's an investment based on the past performance of the real estate market. If you're looking to grow your net worth, index funds are very likely better in most places
>>34945759Looks strained and crunchy
Getting a (good) gf is tough, even if you meet lots of women
>>34945757This.You're also stuck in one place and have fun if you have get shitty neighbours with your apartment. A house is no longer an investment either, it's outdated boomer advice from 1950 that every NPC retard repeats to sound smart. Good luck enslaving yourself to your house and then selling it for much less than you bought it for, assuming you'll ever pay off the house in the first place.
>>34945763Nothing good comes easy
>>34945757Once it's paid off it's yours and your monthly payments reduces to the service charge. If you rent you're going to keep paying for the rest of your time living there and you'll have nothing to show for it. And rent is only going to go up.
>>34945761I want the apartment to live in, I'd invest the rest of the money.
>>34945765but the reverse situation is a lot easier for women. I have to date tonnes of women, most of whom reject me, some who try to lead me on, then if Im really lucky Ill get an ONS and if Im extremely lucky it leads to a relationship
>>34945766>If you rent you're going to keep paying for the rest of your time living there and you'll have nothing to show for it.No, false.If you rent you can invest the money you save on the downpayment, interest, renovations, maintenance. The opportunity cost of buying is not negligible unless you're in a country where loans are particularly cheap and minimum downpayments are particularly low, but even there you have to be careful because you'll be enslaved to high paying jobs and potentially expose yourself to very significant risks in a divorce.
>>34945768Tough shit I'm not your daddy go whine to him
>>34945769>save on the downpayment, interest, renovations, maintenancWhy would a landlord charge less in rent than to cover those things?
>>34945708Get a accountant and figure out how to turn that into 2 mill
>>34945561YEShttps://youtu.be/FvMWj1UzyhA(But obviously you become less of a drawfag and more of a film director kind of artist)
>>34945775Because buying rentals on debt should be illegal. It was warned often enough that rent seeking is the greatest threat to capitalism, owning stuff is not a valid or legitinate business. Thankfully interest rates make it obsolete anyways.
>>34944587M A month ago. she was as perfect as i could imagine, apart from being sickly and far away. even on a personal level, we had things i common i'd never thought i'd have in common with anyone. she was even catholic and chaste despite being dtf. i don't want your bullshit theories, you didn't know her and i'm a good judge of character. she had some red flags so i suspect she was BPD because she just disappeared. not left on read, not online since last month, just gone. i can't get in touch with her. no idea what happened. she might have died. i don't know and it's killing me. I just want closure.we had so many things in common.L if you're reading this just let me know wtf happened chanburner@protonmail.com
>>34945782Needy Faggot
>>34944587I'm the one that got away and I'll haunt him for the rest of his life
>>34945775Home prices are inflated due to speculation, especially in high cost regions. Landlords often can't charge rent high enough to be comparable to what you'd pay if you bought now instead.In some cases (Canada?), landlords even start losing money but there's no other choice than setting rent to what the market can afford, or selling. But if they sell and want to buy property elsewhere, they have to face the market again and pay inflated speculative prices themselves.
>>34945734hello me, just keep going and try to make things better no matter what.i made a pact with an anon to do that over 9 years ago.just because people are better than you doesn't mean you should kys, you know where you need to improve, that's great! basically, define a goal, and figure out a process or method to get there.e.g. you need a job, what do you need for that? qualifications. figure out what job is good or you might like to do, find where you can get qualified for that, talk to them about how you go about that, costs etc etc. maybe you get a job for the time being while you work towards that, save up for the course or whatever you need.for example, i am learning to drive in my late 30's. then i will be able to travel to work where i want. so just identify the problem (can't drive) figure out how to solve it (get lessons) then make it happen.
Im so desperate for sex Im thinking of texting a girl I havent texted in 2 years.We were supposed to meet (although she said she was no longer interested in a relationship with me) but she cancelled and then we just stopped texting.but prior to that, we met 3 times and she gave me a lot of gifts and such. but i had to leave the country so we didnt meet for one year after that before i got backconvince me not to do it. I will look like a desperate fool wont i? but shes so cute
>>34945780
>>34945789don't do it for sex, do it because you like her. doing things "for sex" is always stupid, i know it is hard but stop watching porn, stop jacking off, then you can stop being governed by your impulses and women.
>>34945792if I wasnt guided by sex I wouldnt interact with women at all anonI do like her somewhat, but she cancelled on me so that kinda sucked. also maybe she has a bf by now, which would suck even harder to find out
>>34945786>landlords even start losing money but there's no other choice than setting rent to what the market can affordThat's not going to collapse the market or anything.The inflated speculation market would inflate the renters market too, it seems to me.
Ok, Im gonna text her I got nothing to lose anyway. How should I open?>hey X, how have you been? are you still single?
>>34945794>The inflated speculation market would inflate the renters market too, it seems to me.I'm seeing the opposite. Rent can stagnate relative to inflation and especially to home prices. Even if it doesn't, there's only so much they can do before they're stuck with empty unwanted cardboard boxes that they can't rent out.They thought a shitty unfinished new flat bought for 200k plus taxes plus interest was going to be worth a million by 2030, and it looks like that won't be the case.
>>34945793then stop jerking off and realise sex is for making babies.
Just realized I havent changed my PF in 4 yearsguess my gender. If you win you get a (You)
>>34945797The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer.
>>34944777Men always do that
>>34945787>i am learning to drive in my late 30'sNtaThis is gonna be me one day isn't it
>>34945802This is true but I'd argue it's an effect of the stock market more so than of real estate.
>>34945727>Is Miley Cyrus still a thing.Unfortunately. She just recently dropped her last name, because she couldn't be anymore of an annoying cunt.
>>34945769>I love paying rent and having zero control over the property I live on and having to ask my landlord if I am allowed to do anything fun or productive with the space at all (I'm not)Bro is slavemaxxing
>>34945805The effect ON the real estate market is that the standard of living will decrease for poor people. From what you're telling me.But the speculation real estate market isn't blameless.
womendo you really think white men are that privileged all around the world?like, you see a pasty ass waJt dude and say "that guy has the world at his feet"?so far reading twitter I constantly get 30K-50K liked and shared posts from women saying we have everything at our disposal.ps Ive seen this in my own country that is importing y'alls black and white sheit too.
>>34945727I like this performance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxNawyxKMf0
The ultrasonic cleaner is a bop, would recommend.I thought about returning it after they canceled my other order, but I decided to keep it.
>>34945789this is meshe texted back with exclamation marks that its been agesshe says shes been goodhow should I follow up ladsalthough I doubt any of you care
is this true?
>>34945801>guess my genderRapist.Where's my pity bj?
>>34945811I'm not paying hundreds of thousands for a place that sucks and I'll hate. If those homes suck, then they suck. Giving in to FOMO leads to a bad trajectory and there are enough things to be depressed about as it is.
>>34945273F I like five guys but they do too many fries
>>34945831hy would you want a bj from a man? unless... youre the big gay
>>34945832>I'm not paying hundreds of thousands for a place that sucks and I'll hate.Renting won't fix that. The opposite, rather.
>>34945835I'm the bear. That's why women pick me over the average 5/10 shmuck.
>>34944434That’s why you gotta take over to finish him off and aim it yourself
I just want to own a house in a small town (not Amerifat so the small towns are actually good) which is a bit run down so I don't feel like I'm wasting money if I renovate it.
>>34945834She wants five guys
>>34945814nag but yes they do. feminism made them ungrateful and the progress has been:>men get all the jobs>men get higher pay>men just have it better than us>men are privileged>even if a man is suffering and on lower pay and can't get a job he still has privilege!women are now paid more than men on average. but you don't see them striving for equality now do you!? it was all a scam and a bunch of lies to facilitate feminism madness.
>>34945834Their fries are ass
>>34945836It depends. If I'm thrown out of the job market, I have an increasingly favorable position to chill. I can move to the countryside or to another country and just take a fucking sabbatical. I don't have to go work at McDonald's or to stock shelves or to deal with the spiteful HR women who gatekeep technology work.
>>34945814>that guy has the world at his feetLol no, my idea of privileged is healthy and wealthy and respected and treated so well in every instance that they have the time and motivation to sit around arguing about getting laid, video game chicks being hot enough, or what skin or hair color is the hottest. And they genuinely see some aspects of these matters as life-changing oppression because it's the most stressful thing they've known in their lives.
In Japan my boobs would be bigger than average
>>34945853>my idea of privileged is healthy and wealthy and respected and treated so well in every instanceBut that doesn't always happen. I've seen waJt men treated like shit and disrespected in lots of instances.>they have the time and motivation to sit around arguing about getting laid, video game chicks being hot enough, or what skin or hair color is the hottestwomen literally have time to sit around and argue about vapid stuff too. Leisure time isn't out of the question for y'all at all.What are you on about? Unless you're talking about some negative income black mama of 6 kids with an absent father, in which case I'd agree with you.But lots of women (waJt women too) talk about vapid stuff too,
>>34945855it wouldn't.
>>34945855Your waist too.
>>34945855but moids would be uglier than your standards permit...
>>34945855Japanese women don't care too much about man boobs.
>>34945855How would most Japanese people feel about seeing a black woman? Are they super racist?
>>34945867>How To Misidentify Posters 101
>>34945855You'd also lose of a few points of attractiveness compared to the average there
Femanons, do you look up to and imitate us?
>>34945868I was piggybacking on the non-question with a question on the topic. I didn't mean to imply you were black or a woman.
Hispanic women, do you make an effort to LARP as AOC in your daily life?
>>34945870>with the confidence of the average white manmost hwite men have no confidence though? Do women actually believe what she said?
https://youtu.be/E3Yow54MEAk
>>34945880
There’s a girl at the gym who I’m pretty sure looks at me a lot. Like 95% positive we held eye contact for like 5-6 seconds. Yesterday she was picking something up and smiling really big looking at me when I walked over to a machine near hers and I couldn’t tell if she was smiling at me or on the phone or something so I just looked down. She picked up her phone and didn’t wipe her machine down and just walked away. Anyway I’m telling myself I’ll never know unless I just go say something to her. What do I say though? Just “hey how’s it going? I see you here a lot and wanted to introduce myself?”
https://youtu.be/_aZus_-1MFI>tfw no werewolf bf to listen to musci to
>>34945870Dey stealin' mah cultcha!
>>34945884>She picked up her phone and didn’t wipe her machine downD:
>>34945887Part of me wonders if she was blatantly trying to smile at me and I didn’t pick up on it and she felt weird or embrassed and walked away.
>>34945888it's hard and maybe impossible to tell for sure but i think u should go for it... who dares wins.
>>34945851You realize you can sell a house or even rent it out to others while you're away, right? I don't understand how you've convinced yourself that owning real estate is bad. It's literally the most important and useful asset there is.
>>34945884you're cooked, forget itfrom eye contact you have 30 seconds at most to make your play. miss the window and you've marked yourself as sub-par in hey eyes and, by extension, in the eyes of every other woman at that gym and arguably on this planet.
https://x.com/edatvoficial/status/2101264794846118040>spanish young guy seating in a public place chilling by himself>swedish gangsters (guess their real country minigame) get paranoid about him sitting there, they think he's a hitman>shoot him several times>he screams for help>dies on his way to the hospitalopinions?
>>34945896Hahahaha relax dude I’m sure it’s not that bad Maybe I did miss a shot but I’m sure I’ll see her again
>>34945870>Femanons, do you look up to and imitate us?No, have you ever met the average white guy? They're pretty anxious. Now black guys. That's where the real undeserved confidence is.
opinions?
>>34945899Must be hell to be an unconfident negro male who can't dance. Society decrees that your role is to be a suave, socially confident bruiser.
>>34945901if people wanted to treat twitter slop theyd go to twitterstop bringing that shit here, kys faggot
>>34945903my badgirls, is it true that.... you have bushes in your nether regions????!!hehehehebetter?
I'm terrified by the prospect of another 30-40 years alive while my body rots around me
>>34945897we are being betrayed by our governments in the most simple way, previously it was with complex ways like money and law, now? they just let gangsters run free, let you be invaded and still take your money.
>>34945905Work out.
>>34945908I already dobut things wont improve, it will only go downhill
>>34945890>you can sell a houseProbably not where I am. Most people wouldn't afford it. I'd have to sell at a significant loss.>even rent it out to others while you're awayWouldn't cover the monthly payments.>It's literally the most important and useful asset there isIf it's a burden to me and was only acquired due to FOMO, or fear in general, then I don't consider it useful or worthwhile. This includes reasons such as: women won't date you unless you own a home.
>>34945909That's why you work out, to counteract the decline as best you can.
>>34945910>only acquired due to FOMO,ahhh yes the /biz/ mantraBUY HIGHSELL LOW
Why stupid foid want kill bebe?
She hasn't replied in an hour. I think she's moved on lads. Shes living a different life now. One without me in it.
>>34945901true, but impact wise like eight millionth on the list of very pressing issues we really need to fix first
>>34945923Small grug short and has no shiny rock.
>>34945930>truesource?
>>34945814yeah, but saying there is privilege doesnt mean your life is sunshine and rainbows or that you get everything you want, it just means in any give situation you have innate social advantages over someone in identical circumstances who isn't a white guy. some oit of touch people take it too far to imply you guys don't suffer but it's not that, it's that if youre broke and homeless and try to get a job compared to a black guy or an indian girl, you're going to have more luck and have more social trust from people because of conscious or unconscious bias. you will never notice this because you cannot experience not being a white guy.
How to deal with a man with anxious attachment?
>>34945933me nigga
>>34945936dump him and fuck Brandon from Hinge
>>34945936if he's otherwise traditionally masculine then just tell him to stop being a pussyif he's sensitive then you have to kill him
>>34945937Ah, your imagination. Could have said that.
Moids, how many holes did you fill?
>>349459411 maybe 2
>>34945941Three holes. Six if you include mouths I guess
>>34945936give him lots of love and hugs and get on your knees in front of him and pledge your undying allegiance and devotion to him every day then suck his dick, he'll almost certainly feel ok then.
>>34945935>but saying there is privilege doesnt mean your life is sunshine and rainbows or that you get everything you wantbut I've read hundreds of women saying stuff akin to that.>it's that if youre broke and homeless and try to get a job compared to a black guy or an indian girl, you're going to have more luck and have more social trust from people because of conscious or unconscious biasso this giant advantage and privilege means that if I'm piss poor I'll probably get a job cleaning some mcdonalds toilet? yipee I guess?>you will never notice this because you cannot experience not being a white guy.but if you're a black guy or an indian girl you can't experience my life. Why would you talk so authoritatively about it?
>>34945946>you will never notice this because you cannot experience not being a white guy.>but if you're a black guy or an indian girl you can't experience my life. Why would you talk so authoritatively about it?this is the entire last 15 years btw.>A: you can't understand me because you're not me, but i also understand you completely but are not you>B: that doesn't make sense>A: *shoots you in the neck*
>>34945941none.I'm a 27 year old virgin
>>34945941I'm more into digging holes than filling them.
>>34945947sorry I dont follow.
>>34945935broke white men get no help in the UK btw, but a broke immigrant gets a free house, clothes, transport and money. literally the polar opposite of white privilege is happening. but i'm not expecting you to realise that, i am telling other people who can actually use their eyes and aren't in a gay bubble.
>>34945948How? What about the girls who asked you out?
>>34945951the last 15 years have basically been trying to tell feminists and woke idiots that they are hypocrites, instead of acknowledging that and changing their ways, they will try to kill you.
>>34945814No, they're heavily discriminated against today. Even if people think things were unfair before, the west's society and economy were almost entirely built by and ran on the white man. They know how to keep it running smoothly, and things did run better when they were the average worker. I look at a white man and I think "he needs to survive this era and teach his kids how great things were when the country was still 98% white without women's rights, so someday his descendants can help recreate that affluence and industry."
>>34945956I've never asked a woman out in my lifeI haven't even spoken to a woman outside of school/work/professional setting.
My queen
>>34945960Wtf? That is unreal. Are you asexual?
>>34945941I dont fill holesI make holes, and they're all in specbing bong
>>34945958shan't be procreatingyou made the mess, you clean it up
Have you ever encountered this girl? Why does this happen?https://x.com/lipglosssian/status/2087110895176433795
>>34945941Looks wise he is pretty ugly.I wonder if he passes for "white" in the US, though.
>>34945961your queen a shit
>>34945941Zero, unless you count plastic holes.
I've been talking with this woman daily and she said something that made me not want to talk with her anymore. I now understand why women get the ick and also ghost men out of nowhere.
>>34945952You people need to start killing your politicians and judges, and any mps who point their guns at you. Make the cops actually think about whose side they're on. They're actively trying to have your women and children raped and conquered while you get pushed out and killed and replaced, and you're all permitting it.Idk what British Isles you are, but if you're Irish, the white west is watching to see how much you accomplish and it's motivating them to mobilize.
>>34945977What did she say?
>>34945814They literally envision some WASPy trust fund baby with two Yale educated parents to be the "average" white guy.
>>34945979>the white west is watching to see how much you accomplishno we aren'tanyone who has bothered to educate themselves knows how jacobite rebellions end
>>34945980she said her penis was average sized
>>34945972Men. Would you like to date someone like this? Ignore hair dye and piercing
One time I fumbled a Romanian baddie because I didn't know anything about her culture outside of Vlad the Impaler, so I just started acting like I really loved Vlad the Impaler and I think she knew I was autistic.
Why are women on 4chan bigger hoes than the ones I meet in real life
>>34945988no
>>34945988Noshe's asian and ugly in general
For both foids and moids, idk what im should do with my girlfriend, we are long distance and i truly love her but i dont think this will work out between us.issue with her is she is insistent on coming over as much as possible and doing "trips" here so she can spend time, im not complaining about this i find it great, but shes from canada and makes the same amount that i make in a month in a week, but she expects me to foot the costs half half all the time + shes studying in europe now so its much easier for her to come here and there but every single fucking time she came so far i ended up paying for 80-90% of the shit now also to mention im also a piece of shit and i have a lie that i have to break to her about my past (i lied about living in a different country and i havent had an opportunity to come clean) so shes not the only one at fault hereon my end im waiting for the right moment to come clean, as for her ive talked to her multiple times and she just doesnt listen and on top of that makes unreasonable demands when it comes to me and my friends (she doesnt wanna let me have even one beer when im out with my friends she has trust in, sometimes throws a fit over me wanting to hang out with someone when i have excess free time) so i just need a few perspectives on my situation :p if yall have advice to share please do
>>34945988She's meh. Maybe as a practice gf only, but I would hide her from my family and friends.
>>34945991I'm like 100 times more slutty here than irl
>>34945994Why did millions hate this clip? There's thousands of other hot women.
>>34945988Yeah, have you seen her on stage?
>>34945988She's gotten a bit chubby recently, but in her olympics era, yes.
>>34945997I hope so. The one femanon I met in real life was the biggest hoe I've met so far
>>34945991anime site. the horniness losers also come here.
>>349459413 holes on 1 girl + 2 fleshlights
>>34945946>never got an answer from the other anon
>>34945988No, she probably has daddy issues like Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect.
>>34945989Were you trying to date the girl, or date her culture?
>>34945991bc they can make jokes and whatnot without backlash, ive had a few foids blossom like a flower the second i mentioned furry porn jokingly
>>34945995>now also to mention im also a piece of shit and i have a lie that i have to break to her about my past (i lied about living in a different country and i havent had an opportunity to come clean) so shes not the only one at fault here:|>on my end im waiting for the right moment to come clean,That would be ASAP. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>34944587MFemanon I met through /vg/ who was incredibly friendly and interesting and creative and maybe even interested in me too, but I hadn't been friends with a woman who was single in years at the time and was completely paralyzed with fear about scaring her away by showing my feelings unintentionally and it made me too anxious to keep talking to her.
>>34945998because Inde doesnt openly hate men like other foid celebs areshe's also an ex-twitch streamer so she's used to having audience interraction with whats basically a 99% male audience, so she knows how to handle it without coming off like a bitch
>>34945943>>34945944>>34946007mansluts>>34945948>>34945949>>34945967>>34945976incels
>>34946012oh yea either bring it out of the blue and break up right then and there or have it brought up in convo and break it then, i love her, i dont wanna lose her
>>34946015>manslutI haven't had sex in eight years
>>34946016>i love her, i dont wanna lose herYou love being in a relationship. If you really loved her, you wouldn't lie to her about something like this.
Which site has the most normalfags?
>>34945947sources tell me B is stable
>>34946019Facebook.
>>34945998>>34945994>>34946014Women hate her and Sweeny more than Lindsay Clancy
>>34945957ah I get it now. thanks.
>>34946020Please C
>>34945995>ldr>communication issues>power-dynamic mismatchit's up to you how you navigate this but I doubt it ends well for youhave you broached the subject of children with this woman?
Women are leaving me on read then replying a day later
>>34945782>she was as perfect as i could imagineOk lets see whats in the box>sickly and far away>she was even catholic and chaste >despite being dtf>i suspect she was BPDI'm a guy, but I seriously need an explanation of what goes on in the head of guys like you.
Men, what does a woman need to do for you to consider her a "baddie"?
>>34946018wouldve broken up a long time ago if it were js bc i like being in a relationship>>34946026yes, we both want kids, we agree we need to find a compromise on where to live once our studies are over and yea i doubt itll end well, ive havent had the topic brought up in a long while, when it gets brought up its gonna be a shitshow i can guarantee you that
>>34946029friendly reminder some men get answers 1 min after sending a message
>>34946029Based, this is how you avoid being taken for granted by a moid
>>34946036>this is how you avoidnta yeah that's how you are being avoidant.
>>34946022They're just using men too ngl. Wish chuds, fake chads, lite chads, guys in general would stop falling for their tricks. I equally dislike all 3 because 2 are jewing people and the last because she's le evil and had no remorse for killing her kids.
From what I understand; if you are a beautiful woman and not overrated you have to pander to feminism, politics or say you hate men to not get hated by other girls these days?
>>34946032Be hot
Finally did the little mouse "mod" I wanted and it's all because I'm procrastinating something that absolutely should NOT be procrastinated.
>>34946032Style.
>>34946045That easy?
Everytime I've been with a woman there has been an insane amount of bullshit and trouble. I thought this was over and started seeing a woman after a year long break and now the bullshit is happening again. I don't want to engage in relationships ever again, fuck this shit.
Been talking with this girl and she flirts with me and flirt back but it just feels exhausting. She loves when I talk about her and has said more than once she likes when I make her laugh and to keep being funny around her.Just feels like that jester dancing for the queen meme. Is this how it always is or am I overanalyzing?
>>34946049what style?
>>34946029Women who do this “aren’t sure how they feel” about you. Guys who they are sure they like get responses within the same day.
>>34946053Have you asked her out yet?
>>34946057yeah but theres one girl who replies very fast and never leaves me hanging yet she flaked out on our datefucking women man
>>34946062My advice is to stop putting any faith in any woman you met on a screen
Why are men more willing to suck tranny cock than eat their bio gf's pussy?
>>34945979>the white west is watching to see how much you accomplish and it's motivating them to mobilize.mainland britain but yes, we are doing things the smart way, outright violence is not the answer while the left control the media, control the narrative, control the people, you know i am sure. no such victory can be had in a totalitarian state but we play the long game, the smart game, and we have a few years left to do it, not many, but enough.the public opinion is shifting so far, we are currently gaining ground in the war of the mind. and i am seeing that first hand.we have to win the info war, as cringe as that sounds, to win the bigger war.
>>34945750>>34945751Buying vs renting depends on the price difference between what you'd pay for a mortgage and what you'd pay in rent. It also depends if you'd be able to live in a rent controlled apartment where your cost increases are limited. Buying has other long term costs associated with it like repairs that don't come up for a renter. Plus you gotta think about things like property taxes and the interest rate on your mortgage if you were to buy. However if it's pretty cheap to buy then it's probably worth compared to renting
>>34946065I dont do either of those.
>>34946065I'd do neither of those
>>34946060No, this has been online flirting since she lives about 12 hours away. Tbh idk if i even want to date her, kinda feels like im just there to amuse her
>>34946072No kinda about it. That’s all you’re doing here.
Need to find a butch woman that isn't lesbian.
/atoga/ how long will it take for me to get a new gf?
>>34946072>online flirting since she lives about 12 hours away.You're a jester for when her bf is not there or shes just bored in general.
>>34946032Be at least decently attractive but more importantly be confident and flirty. The way a woman walks influences it too
The computer turns men and women evil.
>>34946088I'm literally the nicest person in the universe.
>>34946045 I know of her. Does she know you post explicit pics of her?
>>34946087>The way a woman walks influences it tooThis.Tall giraffes (bitches over 5'6") often hunch their backs to appear smaller, but it just makes them look even goofier
>>34946090The meanest meanies alive say shit like this. I won’t be fooled!
>>349460832 years
>>34946091Dude, that picture is over 5 years old that I stole from a random post.You don't know her
>>34946088Absolutely
>>34946085Whats the solution, tell her to stop it unless shes willing to meet up in person?
>>34946094sjeez louise, I dont have that much time
>>34946075Just feels like even if we met in person I would be expected to do the same kind of things. I supposed I would get sex out of it or something physical, but Im wondering if its worth it that badly
>>34946087>confident and flirtySo how do I seem like a baddie but not like a slut?
>>34946099/atoga/ is going to finally cure me of browsing 4chan lol
>>34946096Guess you're right, I still believe it's her or doppelganger
WomenWould you date a man in mid-20s with braces?
>>34946108There's levels to flirty. What I like is the level where I have to second guess whether or not she's even flirting with me. Makes it easier to just flirt for fun. If you're flirting with someone more overtly you gotta be careful not to come off desperate which is doable. If you flirt hard with every guy you meet then it's getting into the realm of like ok does she do this with every guy? It's the way you talk with men, the eye contact, the body language, questions you ask, subtle shit. Like I've got two women at work who are at least somewhat flirty with me. There's the one who is obviously flirting with me/attracted to me but the one I'm more attracted to is the one who I can't tell if she's actually trying to flirt with me or not. I'm leaning towards not but can't help but find her attractive anyway. I love the way she walks too, she carries herself like a woman and it really draws me in, plus she'll wear tighter clothes so I can't help but check her out. Physically she's not bad, she's cute but she's not the sexiest girl at work or really the prettiest either but the way she carries herself (and occasionally the clothes she wears) makes me far more attracted to her
You guys ever have one of those shits where you go take a dump but only a little rabbit poop pops out but then your entire track just degasses and you start farting like crazy
>>34946120Lisa needs braces!
>>34946031>I seriously need an explanation of what goes on in the head of guys like you.more than you are aware. i already know what goes on in the head of guys like you, you think you know everything about someone from one comment, you don't ask questions and then you are confused when your thoughts don't match reality, like reality is broken or people are retarded (spoiler: it's you who's wrong about reality and people but you are too narcissistic to see).can you imagine some perfect traits for a woman? she probably had them. yes i am refusing to elaborate.
Listen to me
>>34946100The solution is to forget she exists and talk to other women. IRL. Your goal with those is to find out whether they are dtf as quickly as is socially acceptable, if they aren't you move on immediately.
>>34946133Hm?
MenWhat would you want to receive on your birthday? And how would it be different from what you want for Christmas?
>>34946133Shut dat gawd damn thang awff
>>34946133Okay. What?
>>34946137Nothing gives me more pleasure then getting money.Like actually, I feel immense pleasure seeing the number go up.
>>34946137Just give me a card with money inside.
>>34946125Did you drink water throughout the day the day before? Did you eat enough fiber the day before?
>>34946145chill homie, I just farted.
>>34946137My birthday is actually next week and my mom has been bugging me about what to get. I told her to basically just give me money. I told my gf she can just get me fancy tins of fish to try that I wouldn't buy for myself
>>34946134Solid. I have irl friends that I hang out with often, this weekend we're doing a community bonfire at the park. Hasnt been much women that caught my eye lately but I'm not giving up. With this online girl this is the first time it felt transparently like she enjoyed me because it made her feel good for her ego
>>34946137>birthdayA nice date. Maybe a meal.>christmasSomething I keep talking about wanting to buy but haven’t bought. Alternatively, socks.
>>34946141>>34946144>>34946149You guys suckWhat about a gift card to a store you go to often? >>34946151Thank you
>>34946155if you're going to gift me gift cards, you might as well gift me money.If you feel anything about this I can guarantee you that is not the "festive spirit" speaking to you, but capitalism brainwashing.GIVE ME THE CASH $$$$$$money$$$$$
>>34946065What about sucking tranny cock cum from my girlfriend's pussy?
>>34946157I’m trying to be thoughtful
>>34946137Something that I didn't know I wanted until someone gave it to me.Or something that I need but can't or won't buy for myself.
Women do you have any positive feelings about penises?
>>34946155>You guys suckOk fine you can get him something related to a hobby. If he likes to cook you can get him a nice knife or Dutch oven. What's your budget, what are his interests
>>34946137>What would you want to receive on your birthday?From people I care about: their feelings written on paperIt makes for a very very good crying material
>>34946161Thoughtful is giving what the individual wants.If he wants the cash money, you give him the cash money.otherwise you're just using him to celebrate an occasion, kind of like those girlfriends who get mad at you when you don't take her out for dinner on YOUR own birthday.
>>34946155>Thank youAsk him too or at least ask people who know him since I’m not your boyfriend.
>>34946163Sure.
>>34946137my gorgeous trad wife in nothing but a collar and leash handing me the leash saying;>"i'm yours to use as a sex slave today, i can't say no to anything, for any reason, but the safe word is red just in case i am getting too hurt, have fun with me :)"for christmas i want to dress smart and cuddle her with the family and have a nice dinner.
Don't kill yourself, bros.Treasures await you at the end of the tunnel.
>>34944325Which way, atogoids?
>>34946165I have like three men in my life with birthdays coming up so it’s a general question I don’t know what my budget should be, one of the men is poor so I don’t want him to feel like he has to match me when he gets me something, the other makes way more than me, and one is my dad. They all just buy whatever they want when they want it and would just use cash on gas, which is fine but it feels impersonal>>34946166Cards are a given yes>>34946168They won’t tell me
>>34946155>>34946173oh and btw, if i don't have a wife or like 100k, i don't want anything, because nothing else changes my shitty life.
>>34946174BROOTAL
>>34946175Which one has the nicest personality?
>>34946174Why is she parading her betabux on social media like that? Is it a humilliation ritual?
>>34946174Ok but what do you expect when you hang out with a woman who looks liek that and used to be a frat fluffer lmao I don't even care about muh body count, but some modes of fucking around are just red flags.
>>34946174Is this what foids consider a success story?
>>34946182Probably this or the blackest one
>>34946188Thats basically a nice normal gf (except the big sister thing), just larger
>>34946188>warhammer>animelike mixing shit with vomit!
MenImagine you fucking a sexy ass girl, like super curvy and busty.and then you meet her mom, and she's like ugly fridge mode with flat chests,Does that mean you gay cause you basically jacking off with all the Dad's traits.
>>34946200I really just hate the underlying dommy mommy vibe, if they got turned into actual woman sized women I'd probably do all Primarchs except Angron
>>34946174>that smug lookShe knows exactly what she is doing. Women love humiliating men (unless they're into the humiliation then it's an ick). It's innate female sociopathy. "Look at this beta monkey brush my hair. I let all those nasty frat boys cum down my throat and in my ass btw, but this beta monkey gets to brush my hair and pay my tab, everyone look at him."
>>34946205No, because the dad got it from his gramma.It makes you a gilf-enjoyer.
>>34946208grandma is also ugly fridge and flat
GenderIs cream soda the same as vanilla soda
>>34946212MNope.
>>34946188>>34946197Then that one.
>>34946206I think Angron is still better than Curze
>>34946216Nta isn't cream soda literally just soda with vanilla syrup
Women, do you think men with hairy asses are gross?
>>34946229I like hairy men
>>34946184?? they are perfectly looksmatched,
>Dont jerk off for a couple days>Touch my tip>it feels insanely dryAny other cut-bros experience this?
>>34946120sure, its never too late. i never had braces as a kid (its free here but my dad just didn't bother/care ig) but thankfully only my front lower teeth are kinda wonky, nothing else. anyone who didn't have them as a kid should never be blamed for getting them as an adult imo .
I'm not a very hairy man
>>34946175I love her
>>34946234That's what the foreskin is for, so seems natural.
>>34946232even on asses?
>>34946174if a foid did this about me, I'd kill myself and make some bullshit excuse in my suicide note to implicate her
>>34946240Sure, why not
Do men not like brushing their gf's hair
>>34946246lol
>>34946246I like watching her brush her hair
>>34946227Nope. Cream soda is just often vanilla flavored
Men would you be mad to be forced to share a twin bed, or would you expect the person to invest in a bigger bed
>>34946253I'm using a twin bed right now and I'm upset about it and wanna change it to a king but I don't have room.Eventually I feel you have to, if you have the space.
>>34946253Yes, I'd rather sleep on the floor then share space
>>34946255Just get a full bed when you finally have your own place. It's a hassle to wash bed sheets if they're king size or queen size. You'll have to invest in those big washing machines
>>34946246Men prefer having sex with other men to that it seems makes sense
>>34946259It's essentially my own place, I just prefer this room because of the location and shape but it is bit small and I have a lot of other shit.
>>34946253I don't think a small bed would work for me. My back problems mean I need pillows for supporting it.
>>34946253I expect any woman who doesn’t live in her childhood bedroom to have something bigger than a twin mattress.
>>34946246she's my girlfriend, not my doll
>>34946246Yeah sounds intimate and nice>>34946253Would she be mad if i rolled around alot?
>>34946246This turns into some sick joke about women requiring men to have perfect thick hair "to play with it"
>>34946246I'm there to destroy her hairdo , not fix it. Seems like a guaranteed ick if you do that
>>34946253I get big mad if I don't get good sleep.But bitch, I'll buy you a bed. It's ... what? $200?
>>34946277Just a mattress is $300, swing me $500
Men, your response?
>>34946278you don't need anything but the mattressthe other hubba is bullshit and pure consumerism.pallets and bricks is at most what you'll get
>>34946281No man has rapist buddies, that's a self tell from women.
>>34946281i dont have friends
>>34946281why the fuck would I have a rapist "friend"?
Do you have your own guardian spirit, /atoga/? I'm pretty sure I have a ancient maternal spirit who was a skilled witch during her life watching over me. I took a bunch of shrooms once and I had closed eye vivid images of being a little boy again running around in a forest with her and laughing, and we picked berries and mushrooms together and she told me she would never stop watching over me. I pretty much never cry or get emotional, but I did during that trip.
>>34946281I don’t have any rapist friends. Ironically, the only rapist I’ve met was one of my exes’ brothers.
>>34946269>sounds intimate and niceIt is! You can even bend down and kiss her nape afterwards~
Getting increasingly disturbed about my wet dreams
>>34946282Then I at least want a very good mattress $600
>>34946287Yeah, I have a guardian angel. I’m pretty sure everyone does.
>>34946290>34946290What happened?I had a dream last night that I started dating a vtuber (the irl girl, not the character) and I thought that was pretty disturbing. Woke up with the "I really have to get my life together" feeling.I did some drugs and that feeling went away now though so it's fine.
Most of the dreams I have about my gf are of her cheating on me or making me sad. But in real life I love her and she’s perfect. How do I make this stop?
>>34946281>rapist buddy male friendWho has those? At best I have autistic friends who don't know how to talk to women without getting blocked
>>34946286>why the fuck would I have a rapist "friend"?
>>34946292nahwe importing from CHYNA, you'll get a $150 one and it'll be good enough
>>34946298Cheapass put your money where your mouth is
>>34946295I used to have those of my ex-bf. You're just afraid of it becoming true. Reassure yourself it won't. If you don't you'll self sabotage your relationship and regret it. Are there signs she's cheating on you?
>>34946294Girls too young for me to be having dreams aboutThe one before that was just me dreaming about jerking off to porn which was already fuckin weird
>>34946305Uuuuuh, how young are we talking about?
>only been with one person>never had wet dreams about them>started having wet dreams about their sibling in the past yearHow doomed am I
>>34946253I physically extend half a meter past the end of a twin. anyway girl beds always have way too much stuff on them. king is the absolute minimum not the endgame.
women, please describe your armpit scent
>>34946281I'd sooner get raped by a BV-category woman than end up in any sort of potentially sexual or ambiguous situation with another man.
>>34946312Expired elastic bands.
I’ve decided to just bring a queen inflatable if the twin is too short
I need my mattress firm and solidno springssinking into a soft mattress messes up yer bones
>>34946307Uhh I'd rather not say but at the very least she already has larger breasts and thighs and is the same height as my ex who was 25
>>34946315h-hot, thanks
>>34946318MI'm the opposite I need a soft mattressI remember one night I had to sleep in my sister's bed and it was hard as a rock I hated it so much
>>34946325that's a sign of yer bones being fuckedyou need to sleep on a hard surface like the floor to reset
how do foids expect to pull vampire chad if they can't even maintain a proper king sized coffin baka
Girls are amazing.
>>34946315huh mine smell the same.
To all,what do you eat when you're hungry but also feel bloated?
How do I get a bunch of photos of an iPhone onto a pc
>>34946338hot water.
>>34946318I need my bed to have water in itI need the waves
>>34946338I never get hungry when I feel bloated
>>34946344Lucky you. I feel weak due to low sugar and also hungry, but also bloated.
>>34946339I'm on android but I just have a second discord account I dm links/pics/videos to in order to xfer stuff from phone to pc and vice versa
>>34944325Dam, Korrasami isn't around. I wanted to ask lesbo question.All other women here are asexual.
>>34946351bold of you to assume korassami is a woman
>>34946339I’m pretty sure you can just connect it via USB and read the storage on there as if it were any other kind of removable storage.If that doesn’t work, you should be able to browse the files on there with iTunes.
>>34946338>but also feel bloatedThat's a foid thing. I don't know what it means.
>>34946351She's not even the most notable lesbo blatina ITT let alone the most notable lesbo in general.
>>34946318Hard mattresses can fuck up your spine. Mattresses should have enough give to contour to your body's natural shape. The only people that need firm mattresses are fat fucks. How much do you weigh?
>>34946338I drink water.
>>34946355more gas than usual in your stomach / indigestion.
>>34946350That seems so much more complicated than just plugging it into your pc or even just emailing yourself a zip of the pics
>>34946351she's creepy as fuckthere are people who don't filter her?
>>34946246>Do men not like brushing their gf's hair>pretending to not understandtiresome.
>>34946365I take a poop and eat like normal.
>>34946351>tells moids to talk about their dicks to their 7-year-old nieceslook I get it, latinas always have a... "unique" relationship with one of their 13 uncles but that shouldn't normalize it
>>34946351>Dam, Korrasami isn't around. I wanted to ask lesbo question.What answers do you seek, child?>>34946352>bold of you to assume korassami is a womanSex on my driver's license says L.
>>34946233who said anything about looksmatch
>>34946374>blasphemingNot a good look for our based lesbian tradcathAlso Korra reaped exactly what she sowed, I honestly think she's a well-written character in that regard.
>Xe doesn't realize the rapist larps as all of these people
I called in sick today because I woke up with a mild tummy ache.
>>34946374>>What answers do you seek, child?Would you rather eat out Olivia Rodrigo's or Sabrina Carpenter's pussy?>inb4: neitheryou have a gun pointed at your head
>>34946351The other women here get violently fucked by their boyfriends every day
Attention FoidsThe "Place, Japan" posting will stop and the "Place, Mongolia" will begin.
>>34946388no, I don't think hetero women exist on this site
There is nothing immoral about confiscating a mosquitos wings
>>34946388especially tomorrow and on friday, they get absolutely wrecked beyond belief.
>>34946390i thought you were a woman though
>>34946390hetero women just aren't realbecause women are Statussexual
>>34946390They do, but seemingly for only one of three things>tfw no bf>god I hate menand>btw I have a bfSo not that different from most of us tbqh
>>34946380Saying acute and chronic mercury poisoning is worse than crucifixion is hardly blasphemy. And what did she sow to deserve multiple assassination attempts, including nepiticide amd infanticide?>>34946387>Would you rather eat out Olivia Rodrigo's or Sabrina Carpenter's pussy?Olivia's has to be hairy, which I prefer. And I have a beef with Sabrina Carpenter. So, Olivia.
>>34945027Okay, how 'bout this: >Reach out and ask if she got the invite to that meeting (it's a pointless meeting where they give us free food and we just sit and talk about random stuff for a half hour) >Offer to forward her the invite>She'll probably say no>Jokingly ask her when the next time she's going to be at my office is (last time we talked a few months ago, she wanted to hang out next time she was here) >Suggest we get coffee or whatever and ask for her numberTell me this is an awful idea and I should kms.
>>34946391Doing this to flies even more fun. You can even do this to wasps, just make sure to remove the stinger first.I used to torture flies for fun all day when i was a little kid. Catch one, remove legs, remove wings, push it around with my fingers for hours. It was so much fun. You can probably do this digitally these days with that born to fly thing.
>>34946399>Olivia's has to be hairyX
>>34946401hypergamous flies.
>>34946389>No, we did not commitu and warcrimes!vs.>Visit Mongolia, land of throat singing and the Museum of the Bloodthirsty Rapist Warcriminal
Femanons, pick a shota to babysit.
>>34946402I presume Korrasami concluded based on steotype about Latino women not shaving
>>34946389You only have good stirfry. Nothing else.
>>34946389>singing>(throat) singing, mongolia
>>34946401nah thats too muchI understand turning a fly into a walk. I live next to farms so in the summer they're brutalDont know about the whole leg thing tho
>>34946391anyone who disagrees might be a mosquito
>>34946408Raping a lesbian is the best philosophical argument against their sexuality
the way they all com at the same timeall fakeall singular rapist poster
>>34946414Spooky!
>>34946410for me it's >music>music, Kazakhstanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-qhI3Sbhys
>>34946406>Genghis Khan? Don't you mean Temujin?
I'm excited to move to International Megalopolis, Japan and have my spirit completely crushed on the concrete there
>>34946387>Would you rather eat out Olivia Rodrigo's or Sabrina Carpenter's pussy?Aren't they both turbo midgets? I don't like girls who are shorter than 5'3.
>>34946402>>34946408She has rocked a mustache and thick arm hair. I can almost guarantee she has bush. I wish Chappell Roan did.>>34946413>Raping a lesbian is the best philosophical argument against their sexualityThat doesn't make any sense, but what can you expect from homophobic men? They're too stupid to rationalize anything besides violence against women and getting their dick wet.
menWhat are you doing for Israel? A big titty jewish gf was promised to you 3000 years ago.
>>34946406there's a difference between having to accept attrocities commited in the last 100 years and those some dude from around your area did 800 years ago.
I am sexually attracted to socks. I love when women wear socks over their leggings. Or any kind of sporty / comfy outfit. It’s so hot. I’d like my next gf to dress that way to turn me on sometimes. :)
I will never understand the fascination with Japan.The culture is just about everything I hate all in one.
>>34946399>prefers hairy pussy for eatingwhy? isn't it annoying to get pubic hairs in your mouth?
>>34946425What a bot question.
>>34946425I remember some retarded Irish foid was on here saying how desperately she wanted to live in a communist utopia but when I told her what she was looking for is on a kibbutz in Israel she started having a melty.
>>34946409They're also like the only place you can find non-womanlet asians with diversity in hair color
>>34946425Texas is so funnyif you look up like cases of FTC blocks getting circumvented by courts, it all points to texas, that place is a heap of corruption and the real vassal state.
>>34946425I cannot image how fucking weird it would be to be the only goy sitting around a dinner table.Fuck that noise.Same with every other non-western culture too. Heck, even like half of Europe I find too foreign. Let alone.
>>34946423yes, Taylor Swift isn't tall but she looks like a giant next to her
>>34946432
>>34946431They first got into my brain when I was a kid with their children’s media, but I actually like a lot of the things that most westerners hate about Japanese behavior and culture. I don’t know for sure if I’d like it enough to stay yet but at least like it enough to try living there.I like their language and collectivist outlook.
how the fuck did you guys manipulate my youtube algorithm this fast?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqrKj5lD5y4
>>34946440so you are sex pervert, got it
>>34946425>they literally call them farmhandsHoly humiliation.
>>34946424>I can almost guarantee she has bush.Probably, but my third eye is seeing a very short bush and possibly a shaved vulva, which doesn’t exactly constitute “hairy” to me. Hence my X
>>34946439Sabrina Carpenter has that thing where her head is kinda big and her neck TOO short and makes her look like a small person (dwarf)
>>34946448Sabrina is like 4ft
>>34944325Femanon, is this sexual harassment?
>>34946425I am Israel. :-)They could have put scare quotes around “Christian” too.
>>34946442I was reading up on Japan lately.Apparently they have such issues with physical affection that they even rarely kiss their spouses.And the wife will literally stop having sex with the husband forever, after the kids are all there.And the husband is expected to go masturbate somewhere else or even hire prostitutes instead.Sounds horrible.
>>34946452Yes
>>34946436Texas might be a perfect microcosm of American political corruption of the 21st century. Cartoonishly bowed
>>34944325Women, do you think men are really needed?Like if all men disappeared one day, think women would be fine? There is enough frozen sperm and embryos to keep humanity going.
>>34946431Try watching Shogun
>>34946464I did. It put me off Japan even more. What an extremely barbaric culture.
>>34946451lots of 4ft people with normal human proportions though, she doesnt have that.
>>34946454The culture surrounding cheating and prostitution in general over there is fucking nuts, but the bulk of what I read about that country still makes it sound like somewhere I could call home.The cons of living there sound much more palatable to me than the cons of sticking around in my own country, at least.
>>34946459All I'll say is there's jews in texas I can tell
>>34946426Makes me wonder if the Neo-Deutsche will apologize for Hitler in 50 years.
>>34946468noooo you don't get it honorably stabbing yourself in the stomach and slowly dying a painful death over hours is BASED and HONORABLE
>>34946462No. I think we should start over. But I get to keep >him.
>>34946473They’re practically daring you to notice at this point lol.They get some of the worst transplants from the coasts down there too.
>>34946472You're not Japanese. You'll never be home in Japan. It's like the most insular culture on the planet.
>>34946470why?
>>34946474... kek, they kind of already do, lol
>>34946478>But I get to keep >himI thought you were dyke
>>34946476funny how their culture glorified the exact same shit as the turban hand sand nigger culture
>>34946472>>The culture surrounding cheating and prostitution in generalBiggest cucks on the fucking planet (actually explains why all JAV is about cheating)https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3EL_ApdG44Y
You're all so fucking reddit.
>>34946476What’s really funny about seppuku is that even the Japanese thought it was too insane to actually go through with. They just wanted people to think they were as tough as the first guy who supposedly did it.A lot of people sentenced to seppuku would mime stabbing themselves in the gut with a sheathed blade or even just a fan.They’d cut a deal with the executioner standing behind them (almost always someone they already knew personally) to decapitate them quickly enough for no one to notice that they didn’t actually stab themselves.
State genderDo you have hair on your feet too or am I a freak?
>>34946489I'm pretty much the antithesis of my country's subreddit so that I doubt.Then again my country's subreddit is so woefully retarded that one created in protest recently overtook it.
>>34946486>doesn't even know the entry level loreRetard
Weebs unironically destroyed Japan
>>34946488I mean, you can probably get a similar reaction to western foids 2bh
>>34946481>You're not Japanese.True.>You'll never be home in Japan. It's like the most insular culture on the planet.I’ll always be seen as a foreigner, but I think I’ll like it over there despite that.I’ve had enough positive conversations with Japanese people to know that so long as I try to assimilate over there, I’ll be okay.
>>34946424>homophobicIt's actually homophilic in this case
>>34946489>>34946495>you guys are just like this website I'm obsessed with>actually whenever I use Reddit I get downvotedLoving every laugh. Try harder to fit in, please.
>>34946444>so you are sex pervert, got itWhat's wrong with appreciating a good fragrance?>>34946452>Femanon, is this sexual harassment?No, maybe he just wants a friend.>>34946462>Women, do you think men are really needed?I certainly don't think women are equipped to work on oil rigs or in construction.>>34946501>It's actually homophilic in this caseEven worse.
>>34946500Don't expect the locals to behave like their countrymen who you meet outside of their country.
>>34946507I won't. I've thought about this whole thing for just a little bit longer than you've been aware of my existence.
Would you date this person, Men
>>34946431Because anime is a trillion times better than the current state of ZOG'd Western media, that's why all young Western people (especially men) watch it now. Nobody wants to watch fat tranny capeshit niggers twerking to rap music and hear le quirky millennial humor quips and how every single bad guy is an allegory for Nazis.
>>34946509No. I don't like Asian girls and I really hate whatever the fuck she's doing with her tummy. Also is that a girl or boy?
>>34946511Is it though?Children anime is good.But anime for adults is just boring trash.
>>34946509I like muscular women, so I'd at least talk to herface is criminally plain though
>>34946509>pig chinko-pop faceno. I also dont care about those worked stomachs.
>>34946509Probably not. I’m a bit of a couch potato.
Either GenderWhat is he doing wrong if he can bag a non-religious girl, but can't bag a religious one?
I just fucked a black escort with huge tits, and upon fingering her, my hands got this insane smell of pussy juice. Really intense. I've washed my hands and took a shower, but I can still kind of smelly. Do blacks have a more potent coochie juice smell? She was creamy all over.
>>34946515I can’t get into most anime that’s been made since around 2011 or so. But I’m also in my early thirties now, so I think it would have happened regardless of the state of the industry
>>34946522MHe’s wasting his own time by trying to find anyone online who is both ready for and actually wants a serious relationship.
>>34946509No. I don't racemix.
>>34946439The short one looks like a goblin in a wig.
>>34946515>But anime for adults is just boring trash.So true man, Berserk and Cowboy Bebop just need more rap music and quirky one liners, then they would be entertaining.
>>34946522>the christian women just are not interested in me.Religious women want actually masculine men, which he is now learning.
>>34946509no, abs on women are gross
>>34946443It's scary, right? I honestly think google is spying on our 4chan activity somehow.
>>34946515>But anime for adults is just boring trash.no it isn't >:c
>>34946509I don't know nearly enough about her to say. If she's the sort to spend the majority of her time at the gym, probably not.
>>34946443>>34946535If you ever share or click on links from YouTube that include the tracker at the end (?si=xyz or whatever it is), you’re serving them data
>>34946505>I certainly don't think women are equipped to work on oil rigs or in construction.why?
>>34946483Sometimes it's stalking when your workplace doesn't have DM's and plasters your phone number on the schedule.
>>34946515honestly I can't stand most shonen anime/manga especially these days, it's all just an amalgamation of things from older popular shonen manga. oh and don't forget the obnoxious amounts japanese """humor""" not that japan can't be funny (they can be pretty funny actually)
>>34946542(You’re not a shonen anymore anon)
>>34946503I get upvoted then banned by the mods.
>>34946522He waited too late for a virgin woman and is not accepting the reality that women do not wait for him and his taste is now pedophilic. He is a fake christian also and does not consider that all of his peers know he is and tell each other that.
>>34946544We don't care. Go back, subhuman.
>>34946546Make me, faggot.
>>34946546>>34946547I now pronounce you husband and wife. I’m not saying who is who though; that’s for you two to hash out in your hotel room later.
>>34946549You're such a comedian anon! How do you come up with such funny zingers?
>>34946551My body automatically, on its own.
>>34946545>He waited too late for a virgin woman and is not accepting the reality that women do not wait for himI think giving up on virginity is reasonable once you can no longer date 23-year-olds, but 25 is a weird midway point
Both genders30m. One of my friends said their friend had a big crush on me so I hit her up on instagram and we scheduled a date. She seemed nice when we met briefly,However I looked at her profile and a couple things came up that made me want to cancel the date 1) She’s 4 years younger than me, which isn’t a huge deal but 26 feels a little young idk 2) She doesn’t have an actual career and just serves different places downtown and works as a fitness instructor3) She does acro pole. Like it’s basically a stripper pole but you do crazy stunts and moves / positions on the pole and do spins and stuff. But a lot of her profile is her basically half naked downtown at clubs or restaurants, and she even has one post where she’s shoveling snow in crazy high heels and a bikini and she’s twerking on camera. I dunno dude maybe she’s sexually confident and that’s great but to me it screams male attention and hoe shit. And I want a real partner and can’t imagine dating a woman who exposes herself online that way. Am I wrong for wanting to cancel? I also re sparked with this super sweet girl I have a crush on forever and weve gone out a couple times and she wants to take our dogs out together Sunday afternoon. And I kinda want to cancel Saturday and get good rest and go see the girl and her dog.
>>34946440https://x.com/vvsbrince/status/2102169575202689462uncanny
>>34946557M>Am I wrong for wanting to cancel?No. It sucks and won’t make anyone involved feel great, but it would be better to do this now than later.You pretty much have your mind (rightly) made up about the two of you being incompatible, and you’re also seeing a woman who you’re more compatible with.You could only go wrong here by leading this girl on.
>>34946556If he's being the meme they'll still call him a pedophile because it's the only reason he tries dating. He doesn't want to accept people or admiration if it's outside of religious context.
>>34946543even as a shounen I never really liked that genre, I mean there were a couple of exceptions like naruto, fist of the north star and claymore but I prefer mecha anime and sci-fi stuff in general.
>>34946557M30 and 26 is hardly an age gap. Only the third one is a red flag desu, mainly the half-naked social media presence. I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to cancel but I'd try texting more to get to know her or hang out in a group setting.>there's another girlOh, well I think you know your answer
>>34946561That’s fair. I also don’t disagree that a lot of lackluster, boilerplate shonen has been shat out over the last twenty yearsSome of it has about as much depth as tokusatsu stuff, which is great for a large portion of the audience but not you or me
>>34946515My older brother went to uni and got me into pirating anime when I was 10. So from like 2003 to 2013 I watched something close to 150 different anime series. Now I watch maybe 1-3 anime a year. I read more manga now too.The only shounen I still enjoy are KnY and Witch Hat Atelier. I probably will watch Kagurabachi. Everything else is more adult/psychological stuff but story beats get repetitive after a while.The last truly great anime I watched was Odd Taxi.
>>34946557you're gonna fuck up both girls and i don't know where to begin because you seem to know so little about ... humans, let alone women. the choice is obvious, a stripper hoe vs a sweet girl you like.do not choose the hoe.but also not having a career is a good thing for women.
>>34946522In my experience most protestant men fall into two categories: pastor Jim, or metrosexual.
GenderYou're hiking, you're 2 hours away from the next rest point but you got swamp assDo you risk people seeing you and wipe away your swamp ass, or do you tank that shit for 2 hoursThere's no bush or tree to hide around
Hank Hill medically had no ass. Do you think he could have haggled with his insurance that it was medically necessary for him to get a BBL and have it covered by insurance?Asking for a friend.
At what point does "bro code" end if two guys like the same girl, but the guy who started talking to her first has been dragging the "talking" stage on for months?
Women would you fuck lauren boebert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzDmRlkwN6YGenderDid C*lifornia ruin anime dubbing?
>>34946579I think the bro code is evaporating between you and your bro as you ask us this question.You should probably talk to him about this before you make a move though.
>>34946522i have also found christian girls to be flaky and ghosters, even christian girls want charisma, dark triad traits, masculine traits, etc. see: hoe_math. cant post chart, image limit.he seems very milque toast tbdesu. needs to up his game a bit. so do i.but honestly, date non christian and convert her, that's a supreme act of dominance, very attractive to a woman.
>>34946579Bro code is just something guys say, the moment pussy is afoot then all bets are off.It's the male equivalent of two high school girls promising they'll stay in touch as they depart for college.
>>34946581No, she probably puts fake tan on her pussy lips.
>>34946575M, I tank it, women will accuse you of rape if they saw you wiping your ass in public
>>34946575what the fuck is swamp ass.
>>34946577Highly unlikely. To get covered by insurance you need a good case for something to be medically necessary. A BBL isn't likely to remedy any serious ailments, and can even cause problems itself.
>>34946575>"hiking" on cringe trails made by other people's work and not just raw dogging iti prefer hiking inside actual forest with no trails. following trails is just like talking a walk, boring and you're not really doing any work (unless you're on a literal mountain)
>>34946586Damn, bro. Your bro must have done you pretty badly.
>>34946579Talking stage is not a declaration. I'd say if he fumbles a date or two you should drop her an invite. Bumbling is part of the autistic learning experience.
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>>34946575>Do you risk people seeing you and wipe away your swamp assYes, I'm not risking an infection over some embarrassment.>>34946577No, but they likely would have covered things like donut cushions and PT.>>34946581>Women would you fuck lauren boebert?I'd let her finger me in a movie theater, ngl.
>>34946577Not if that one engineer who built his own mechanical fingers prosthesis couldn't even convince his insurance company that having fingers were a medical necessity.
>>34946522Not rich enough or not white enough, or both.
>>34946570Jeez man it’s not THAT bad I just wanted insight >>34946564You’re not wrong but I don’t think I could seriously date a woman who was okay posting like that. Some of her posts are her ass covered in fish nets captioned “only young and hot once tee hee” and shit Like idk man it’s just not for me. >>34946559Good point. I’m gonna cancel I think. I also have a gig that day before the date and I’d have to rush away from my friends right after we played to go meet this girl. So if I cancel I can just relax and get good rest and go see the girl I’m actually excited about the next day
>>34946557Yeah yeahWhile you wait for "a real partner", you can and should meet and fuck her. You can also do that while you're rizzing up the sweet girl. Good luck!
>>34946697>meet and fuck her I’ve fucked a lot of women and I’m trying not to do that anymore and would really just like a girlfriend
>>34946478Why would you keep Asmongold wtf?
Would you? Have you? Or thought about paying for sex?i've thought about it alot I think I probably wouldn't because it would be satisfying as the most important part of sex I've been taught is chemistry and you can't really have that whne you're dick 1834 or something
