>>34950603
a girl from church

>>34950610
Girls don't go to church. I've been there and there's only old people and toddlers.

>>34950638
well depends on where u are, i live in a mexican city with 150k people and there are young girls in church juvenile reunions, if a god mandated gf doesnt work, maybe try an escort would be close to that but it bring taxes or epal.gg and last but not recomendable a girl from /soc/

>>34950666
I'll be honest, church is a big fucking bother for me. I'm not a fedora atheist, but I'm more a /his/ kind of autist, and sitting there for an hour listening to basic moral code, some historical reference taken out of context, and reciting mantras every 5 minutes is all annoying and disagreeable.

I live in El Salvador, when I have gone I really haven't seen young people around, i fear homing into one comes off as creepy. I lack the discipline to make something that bothersome as that part of my routine for the chance of be paired with someone I may not even like.

I guess I have to move, this place is grim.

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>>34950678
like dont go to mass because its only families there, there should be some classes or reunions where people from 15 to 30 go and join, do some dances, sing, activities, meditations, talk privately with the priest and after that they get to eat together and socialize, picrel is from 2024 when i was trying to leave my hikikomori lifestyle and i went once a week for like 6 months and met people, watched football, share food but now i havent leave my house since february so dont really know anymore, the closest to state mandated gf could be a girl from tinder nowadays, that or some type of arranged marriage could be the closest but not really common in latinamerica, heard there is state sponsored speed dating events in south korea and there is a state official dating app in japan, those countries need young couples together, althought they have strong inmigration policies maybe try moving to one of them as it the closest to state mandated gfs

>>34950603
Get a time machine and go the the USSR in the 1920s, this was something Lenin actually proposed. Seriously, look it up.

>>34950788
Goddamn comrade Lenin, he was right about everything. We live in the worst timeline.

>>34950767
As of now I'm sinking in a pit of rot and desperate to talk to someone to get me out of it. I guess I will have to dip and try some church stuff.

I tried learning Japanese but the courses got so little people they close down intermittently. Also The people there are 90% guys of the introverted type. There was one 17yo fatty mid girl, but was kinda aloof. I'm 30, not like that matters, but damn, the society here is completely fragmented after the gang shit, and not becoming better with the influx of westoid politics through the internet.

>>34950808
Lel forgot to ask. About church stuff, what do you recommend to select the best possible environment? If I go to the parrish of a poorshit worker town, where I live, I would probably get only poorshits in retail. If I went to the rich part of town, well, I only hope to find happier and more accepting people, but I don't know about that.

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>>34950603
Arranged marriages in India and muslim countries.

>>34950603
Islamic State used to offer wives to young men who joined it. Arguably, the whole concept of Islamic martyrs being rewarded with 72 virgins in Paradise is a sort of posthumous version too.

>>34950678
I think going to church isone of those online american things, a lot of them live in tiny isolated villages where churches are the only social spaces available. In my country in Europe, theres no one at church who is younger than 70 , except christian african migrants. Completely pointless.

>>34950603
What's the closest thing to a state mandated gf is religious Jewish matchmaking (a.k.a. Shidduch).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shidduch
Shidduch is a traditional way of helping people find marriage partners through families and professional matchmakers (shadchanim). Matches are often based on family background, personality, and values. It encourages people to marry by making marriage an important part of Jewish religious and community life and by actively introducing people who were considered compatible. This makes finding a spouse more organized and purposeful rather than leaving it entirely to chance.

>>34950603
arranged marriage for backwards cultural or religious reasons

>>34950638
Catholic Church

>>34951844
sounds cool
but bave you considered jews reject Christ and therefore all go to hellfire?

>>34950603
Going to university

>>34950603
Court ordered therapist/ or parole officer / social worker

>>34950603
I remember hearing about a charity in Japan that supplies free sex workers for people who are severely disabled - particularly those who are so disabled they're unable to masturbate.

>>34950603
The idea has gone rather out of fashion these days, but a few decades ago there used to be a special class of sex worker called a surrogate who could be assigned to you by a doctor or a sex therapist to help you get over a sexual problem. The cost was considered a medical expense, so it would be covered by health insurance.

>>34951559
i go to a traditional catholic church in the UK, i have met multiple young single women there and other people are trying to match-make me.

>>34950678
>pessimist mindset: the post

>>34950603
This picture really bothers me. So this short neet chud is entitled to a beautiful woman, who is also happy with this arrangement?

>>34955561
She wants to meet cute sensitive cool-headed boys to make a family with, her beauty has nothing to do with it, but it's a requirement of the state-mandated gf to get fit, otherwise the chud would not want to be part of it.

>>34955561
Brainbroken

>>34950603
"Comfort women" any prostitutes rovided by the state for soldiers in war.

>>34955556
the UK is a borderline US state

>>34950603
Do you really want a girlfriend? I never really wanted one at all, neither did I want sex or children. I really think that the "male loneliness epidemic" is really just a manifestation of a need to course correct on the exponential population growth we've been enduring since 1945 or so.

It's really only a problem for Old Money plutocrats who need cheap, plentiful labor to maintain their unsustainable institutions.

>>34951948
>mexican old people and mexican toddlers

What an upgrade

>>34950610
a girl from church is most often than not a ran trough promiscuous female who had her epifany that chad will not commit long term so she goes to church not because she seeks Christ, but because she looks for an oofy doofie betabuxx long term husband who doesn’t have much standards himself

>>34955556
Yookay is an american aircraft carrier that larps as a country though. Only confirms my initial claim.

I voted for trump and was not given the girlfriend I was promised.

>>34950603
A single mother

>>34950678
>as that part of my routine
what are the other parts of your routine?

>>34950678
a post just came up debating a church GF as the way as well - serious discussions here.

>>34959912
>church GF as the way
>serious discussions
If you "seriously discuss" that, you've officially hit rock bottom and should really rethink being terminally online and further consuming christlarp grifter content.

>>34959928
>>34950603 (OP)
>>34955561

>if modern dating is completely cooked and draining your aura, finessing a church baddie is literally peak sigma behavior.
>let bro cook with the holy rizz larp, because if he actually secures the bag in this economy we need to study the footage.

>>34959967
Dude what

>>34960084
bluds got the skibbidi gyatts yap 3000 going air him

before i broke the west, all girls were state mandated. you get a job through the state, and then it gets you your girl. i recommend being homeless they're the only ones stateless. thats just what you're thinking. some dead president (jeff bezos) is the man of the house and he can walk to bars and get your girl by saying shit about amazon. they fill your freezers and you're a paid shill at this point. ive tested this by communicating with him. all the women in the area turned black with rage and tried to kill me for messing with him at all. its not even funny they instantly drop what they're doing to plot your death if he says so

>>34959967
>finessing a church baddie

>>34959869
I watch the Irwins at breakfast, then I contemplate whether I should go back to college for 3 hours while reading shit people post here, after lunch I get bored and go fap for 2 hours, When I feel the day is well set and have done nothing I watch Attenborough's documentaries. By evening I have given up on the day so I play Splatoon or some old game. I start getting desperate at night, pick up a textbook from when I was in college to refresh and frustrations over the future keep welling up, if I don't cry and whine about my past I'd spent 4 hours sketching anime girls or playing an H game. I go to sleep at 3am.

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>>34960853
forgot image

>>34950603
euthanasia for excess men

>>34960854
ah
for some reason I had expected a "places where I try to meet girls" routine, not just daily stuff

>>34950666
>getting horrible advice from a 3rdie
ngmi

>>34959912
Any young woman that attends church regularly will NEVER I repeat NEVER be interested in the vermin that post these threads, or in these threads.

>>34950610
Young women don't go to chuch. Its always grannys and ran through whores

>>34955561
>So this short neet chud is entitled to a beautiful woman
Why shouldn’t he be?

>>34961514
their loss

>>34950603
Closets thing? It’s a real thing it’s called arranged marriage they do it it in the east

>>34961842
It's just annoying to pretend that the girl would be happy and excited for this arrangement. She'd be devastated because she could do much better. Beautiful women belong with chad, not with short neet chuds with no redeeming qualities. The state mandated gf program should pair him with someone of his approximate value. That girl is much higher than him and belongs with chad.

>>34962447
There aren't enough chads in the world. Women don't tolerate sharing a man.

>>34962447
Women tolerate that plenty actually. And as for the rest of what you said that just depends on your definition of chad. That is at least a 95th percentile woman. That is not a 95th percentile guy.

>>34962469
Meant for>>34962451

>>34961514
wow their loss - if they would dehumanize people as being vermin we don't want those shills anyways

>>34963052
Bud, if you serously start trolling church for chicks because you hope to finally find a girl you can contractually obligate into loving you , you have officially bottomed out on being a beta.
Imagine thinking that low instead of considering to maybe not be a fag. And yes, church people can tell. You Will Never Be A Christian. Behind your back, people mock you.

Like , do you really think that they can't tell what the misshappen chuddy manlet who raves about virgin marriage is there for?

>>34967432
the projection with this one is rife - im 6'2 white and 180 pounds bro and i used to be a preacher so i could probably pull it off again ive already reassembled my "old money look" wardrobe but as it was elaborately hashed to death in the main thread on this topic - its been patched - besides ive masturbated over 4000 times since being a preacher and my tastes have evolved so they probably could not satisfy me anymore.

>>34967432
Girls make u bottom out by leaving every guy.

>>34967459
>im 6'2 white and 180 pounds bro
Bro just go to a rave like a normal person bro
Drop some molly and make out with a girl who is rolling. I'd get it if you were a terminal manlet or a fat fuck, but unless your face is busted you will do just fine in normal settings.

>>34969912
alrdy went to the night club over 100 times bro and did just that its not nearly as easy as you think its all about the vibes and i dont like dancing as a monkey to another girls tune so it just hardly worked - it worked sometimes but not nearly enough so here I am.

>>34950603
Anyone have luck with mail ordered brides?

>>34959631
That's only somewhat true in my dealings with women from my parish
When the rose colored lenses come off you see they are flawed women who made (sometimes serious) mistakes; the only genuine "unicorns" I've found are already married to their high school sweethearts.
Pretty women don't end up single for long unless there's something else going on. Such is the case outside the church as well as inside. I genuinely don't believe they commit to an ancient, perennial faith with an agenda of finding a dumb husband to steal money from. There are 100 other avenues to do that with a better success rate.

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>>34959631
Only because guys going to church for wives will put up with it.

>>34971215
When she was born-again her hymen grew back and her stds were treated by god also.

>the girl your same age at the airport terminal

Go to India. It's the law to be married there.

>>34972393
wtf there over 2b single dudes there used for plowing rice paddies and begging on the street wtf are you talking about

>>34950603
Prison rape.