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Plap
What do you bring to the table, femanons?
>>34952611luv emOn the topic of movies, foids how do you feel about going to see a movie for a second or third date?I feel like we should do something extra with the movie date, but watching something together in the dark next to each other and eating something like popcorn out of the same vase would tell me A LOT about how she behaves in many scenarios, I for one can't fucking stand people talking 24/7 during a fucking movie and I love going to the theater.Maybe walk around the mall (most theaters around here are inside big ass shopping centers or next to them) and hit some book stores?
>>34952625No, I'm seeing Czech New Wave film Daisies from 1966 followed by The King of Comedy.
>>34952618Based Baldie
Women why are you so generous with the red heart emoji? It seems slutty.
>>34952629Are you a brokeass?
>>34952641Not really no, why?Anon a fucking movie night goes for like 80 dollars nowadays, and why the fuck would I take a girl on a second/third date to a fancy restaurant?Hell I would probably spend less in the restaurant.
>>34952639I send yellow hearts because yellow is the color of friendship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R66wJ1CrR7c
Asian women are good for you
>>34952642>Anon a fucking movie night goes for like 80 dollars nowadaysBuying movie concessions is crazy.
Threadly reminder to check your basement
>>34952651Holy shit I don't care I just want to know her better and how she behaves in a different situation dude, hence the popcorn and movie date.
>>34952644Yellow is the color of jewish
>>34952653I live in an apartment, pedodude
>>34952629Sounds great to me
Clock that body tea, sis
If a woman wants to see a pleb movie? No thanks.
>>34952637Ayehttps://youtu.be/i3bz7aeqCXM
>>34952618wait we /wowfg/ now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l66TvYWQaJYGenderWhat race/class are you gonna play in November and what ruleset?
>>34952663MGnome Warlock PVPI wanna play horde but my friends wanna play alliance. I really hope they launch a RP-PVP server
>>34952663MIf I'm gonna play WoW again, I'll probably create a Tauren druid on Warmane
>>34952663Ma bunch of my retail friends are gonna try it, not really sure if i will make it far but every version of WoW i go warlock so i guess warlock
>>34952618XD
>>34952655Alexander the Great is much more Blackpill fuel for me than Newton, who is great in his own right. >>34952663M>Human Warlock (FUCK Gnomes) - PVE>Dwarf Shaman - PVE>Skyborne Mage - PVE>Human Rogue - PVP>Human Hunter - HC when it releases>>34952667Lock is looking good in Forever, Affliction and Demo are at least.
>>34952664I preferred PreCataclysm/Thrall's Horde, because I enjoyed playing Rexxar's campaign in Warcraft III before trying WoW, but then their leaders slowly went a bit off the rails. At least Garrosh was funny and memetic, though.
>>34952639NAGI use hearts as reactions too, it's normal.
>>34952627Fuck the table. I’m not going to it. I’m in control. I’m a millionaire with everything I want and need.
>>34952672Do you guys think the yamaka was invented to cover moid bald spots?
>>34952679well then clearly the question wasnt posed for you, midwit
>>34952663Maletroll hunterpvp (unless asmonfuck goes pvp)
>>34952663MI'm probably not going to play it, but I'll play a human or undead paladin if I do.
>>34952663Only retarded men replying to this shit proves once again femanons are better people.
Shakira is an evil control freak. No wonder Pique cheated on her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WljEZ8w5-yU
>>34952680Yarmulke and no, I think it's just that small because it's the smallest a hat can possibly be (cheaper and faster to make, less bulky than a full hat)
>>34952686Like we give a shit we're gonna play and have fun together with the bros.Why does this makes foid seethe?
>>34952686C'mon, we aren't that bad>>34952676Except this guy, I guess
>>34952692>Except this guyWhat did I do?There are at least three MT posters btw
>>34952694>MT*MTF
>>34952681You asked. I answered. I know you think that you’re a midwit. Projecting much, misogynist. There are woman wealthier, smarter, healthier than you so you ask the same dumb question to mask your insecurities.
>>34952689But it doesn't cover the whole head. (Useless in weather)And it's only worn on the crown of the skull. (Where balding typically starts)
WomenYou keep saying that men should call out their friends for saying misogynistic things but I have never any compelling reason as to why
>>34952694>There are at least three pedo posters ITTNot really surprised
>>34952700>but I have never any compelling reason as to whyWell if you are gay then you might like anything a moid says anyway.
>>34952695>>34952701I understand being apprehensive to the show because of the (wrong) reputation it has, but it genuinely is one of the best Anime ever made and LNs before that. It does a great job of getting you invested in the characters and the worldbuilding is neat.
>>34952697They're not supposed to be functional hats, just head coverings. The idea was that G_d is supposed to look down on them from heaven and that covering your head was a way to show reverence towards him
>>34952706God's tracking for his reverie is so strange, it used to be you had to remove your foreskin, then it's a hat? What dinosaur made that up?
why didnt i just talk to her? nothing wouldve happened if i got rejected. literally no consequences other than momentary embarrassment
>>34952702Damn that's a really good point. I'll start putting pussy on a pedestal now.
>go climb a mountaintop tomorrow>still no femanon to take with me and throw off a cliffThis world and this general specifically have brought me nothing but sadness.
What state has the cheapest beef? I'll take one Femanon here to marry and we shall go live there and eat many steaks and burgers.
>tfw /atoga/ is lowkey chuddy
foids gonna be real upset when we start the forever guild and no one answers their questions
>>34952678I do too as a guy when texting women but very rarely. It's icky.
>>34952705The protag is literally a pedophile, there's no context to make it right
Women will be like "I'm straight" and then their desired "man" is a woman with a cock
>>34952716I'm a PrimeChud but I also love and respect women
>>34952719No, I am not insecure.
>>34952716why wouldn't we?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us_T4zUnW40
>>34952716Nah, we are in the mostly balanced normalfaggotry
>>34952721Have they invented a woman with bushy chest hair and a deep voice
>>34952720Seeing a weird NEET get reincarnated and watching him develop from a degen to a more developed person is nice, do you not like flawed characters in writing? I think it is cool to see people change over time through events in their lives. Paul is a favorite of mine and he isn't perfect by any means.
>>34952728Just date black women
>>34952708I think a bunch of desert people were just doing a lot of power tripping and were mostly in it for the money and power desu
>>34952716>>34952726We are oscillating between chuddy and normie, despite having a couple of woke agents, like BV and KA.
>>34952733That's kind of bad. Maybe we need to ask hitler how to deal with this.
>>34952740Yeh
>>34952740phil collins is gay
>>34952740He's alright
delicious foid smell
>>34952740I am stopping so I can be a full-time father to my two young sons on a daily basis.— Phil Collins
>>34952740He's okay. I got a lot of use out of the No Jacket Required cassette that lived in my car while I was in high school.
>>34952745Pennies
>>34952760>did i studied joirnalismMight want to refund that degree brother.
>>34952760You got a loicense for that joirnalism mate
>>34952740I don't really know him. I've heard he's written a lot of popular music and has a lot of kids and divorces behind him, though I'm not sure how much of that is his fault.
>>34952760>joirnalismAre you from New York?
It's motherfucking Friday
>>34952730Did he ever aknowledge that he was a pedophile and repented?
>>34952740You made me check if he just died...
>>34952770Seven a.m., waking up in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsGotta have my bowl, gotta have cerealSeein' everything, the time is goin'Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'Gotta get down to the bus stopGotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
>>34952627The reason men want to bring anything to the table themselves.
https://files.catbox.moe/e8qn39.mp4
>>34952779You're not Justin Bieber.
>>34952730>PaulIsn't that the guy who cheated on his pregnant wife with no regrets and punishment and taught haremshit to his "son"?
>>34952718I'm going to have to listen to their game achievements and guild drama instead? I mean it's been around long enough for several cycles of this obsession.
>>34952782What did the chinese just do to me with that psyop?
>>34952787He did those things, but not without regret. If you have a bad impression of him, you should absolutely watch the anime and see how it changes over time. You might be surprised.
when a man's face looks like an expensive dress shoe, is he considered attractive?
>>34952782Kino
>>34952794How do you stay awake for 15 minutes playing mahjong?
The “don’t get a job in your passion, you’ll begin to hate it “ people have retarded advice. I got a job in my passion 6 years ago and it literally doesn’t feel like work. It feels more like I’m getting paid to do something I’d be doing anyways. Is it perfect? No. I’d prefer to be working on my own personal project than other people projects. Does boss and company matter? Yes. But I’d rather do this than work at something stable I don’t enjoy.
>>34952801What job
>>34952794That has the opposite effect on me. If my brain has any puzzle or task to think about it won't let me sleep. A constant problem. I've stayed up so much that I've "slept" but it's like fake sleep where I'm just in a trance thinking about work or a puzzle so deeply. I have to tightly wrap myself into a perfectly dark room with nothing to hear (either silence or white noise) with my arms folded across my chest and then I have to imagine myself slowly being consumed by true oblivion. That's great. That works. Mahjong is like, no-way. No way. So much thinking.
>>34952801>6 years agogive it a while niggaI do agree its a bit retarded but there's a bit of truth
>>34952803Rendering engineer
>>34952800Especially after a new Spider-Man, I suppose
>>34952811>I suppose
There are no good jobs unless your father owns the company or if you're female who can just get a 6 figure email job at a tech company because they're desperate for holes working there.
>>34952780But every woman has that so what makes you stand out compared to 4 billion other women?
>>34952811New Spider-Man was lowkey ass.
>>34952795Women like shoes.
>>34952812I only fully watched the new Spider-Man and just saw some clips from the new Odyssey
>>34952679Money doesn't buy class
>>34952824You missed the reference and that's ok
>>34952627>What do you bring to the table, femanons?Cake.
>>34952825Yeah, it buys first class.
>>34952822I liked it, but inserting Jean Grey there was a weird choice
>>349528191. That's what women are.2. I don't know what makes me stand out particularly. It's men that get obsessed with being chosen by women.
>>349528311. Right. But something makes you you, right? Or are you just a hole?2. Low quality men, yes. But when someone can have a choice of multiple women then what makes you special? If you cannot compete, what makes you think you deserve anything other than the lowest quality man? If you think you only deserve the lowest then great. You have proven that with your answer.
>>34952629Going to a movie is the worst early date possible. You end up sitting next to each other, in the dark, in total silence, for hours. When you're getting to know someone, you need to be able to communicate. Further down the line, when you're a couple, sure.
>>34952801Glad for you, Anon. What do you do?For me though, money takes the joy out of everything. When someone pays be feel pressure to perform to a certain standard, depending on it for a living means I have to do it whether I feel like it or not, and that ruins it.
>used to google random lonely thoughts I had to see if it brought up people posting and discussing similar thoughts because it felt nice to see>if I do it now I get the AI overview telling me "that's a valid way to feel. it's normal to feel [x]. here are some suggestions on how to feel better"AI is so miserable and soulsucking and evil and I just want it to be a bad dream I can wake up from
>>34952760i can't see why anyone would study journalism at all.have you ever had the feeling that the most honest you are about you're prone to creeping people out?
>>34952700>I have never any compelling reason as to whyThat doesn't show you in a good light.
>>34952839*the most honest you are about your feelings. sorry it's the adhd talking
>>34952837I hate that shit too, anon. You're not alone.
Women, can be easily transported in a box?
>>34952846No. I'm like a small fridge.
>>34952837capitalism will commodify everything, including random lonely thoughts
>>34952837Most people on the internet are bots. Chatting with an AI is more honest.
>>34952846
>>34952849most people on the internet are bots because of the fucking AI
>>34952837I love using AI, although I don't use it as a pretend friend or therapist.
>>34952852>Dead internet theory was never a thing until AI came around!You must be young, lol.
>>34952847>I'm like a small fridge.More like a large fridge-freezer, judging by your photos.
I caved in and got a couple ghost face masks so my girlfriend would shut up about it but I genuinely hate the fact people have been sexualizing the character.Am I being hypocritical for getting them if she's been asking if I would wear one to make her happy?
>>34952834See this is the exact answer I was looking for, and something I was thinking about, thank you.Any other recommendations?First date was regular coffee/bakery, I've been thinking>Museum and then another coffee>Picnic on a park where I would cook/prepare some stuff for both of us (second date?)>Amusement park all day, for fourth or fifthBut that's one yes and one no so far.
>>34952859Why wouldn't I?
Should I give him a second chance
>>34952828Just doubling down huh?
>>34952859No, Brandon.
>>34952865what happened on the first chance and what changed between then and nowtheres your answer
>>34952827alright where do i sign?
>>34952867I just saw a funny thing I could say and chose to say it, I don't have any stake in this argument.
>>34952859No, Jaclyn.Go clean your dishes. You are over 30 ffs.
>>34952859Yes, it'd be easier for me to do so. The same overall region makes traveling to see each other much better in the long run.
unnng I need to bury my face in her ass
We need to bring back globalism.
State genderHow full is your phone's space?M and I'm currently at 115/128GB. I really need to delete some old stuff. But it's just so much...
>>34952870He rejected me but has apparently regretted it. I think my feelings about him have changed though
>>34952880M62.96/64 GB
>>34952882you think or you knowdo some talking with him to see if it sparks anything, otherwise move on
>>34952857*falls ontop of you and breaks your ribs completely*
>>34952865No.
>>34952860Don't overthink it. Do something *fun*. Dates are supposed to be about enjoying yourself while hanging out with a person you like. Something like a museum is fine, so long as it's something you would both actually enjoy. But something a bit goofy like, say, mini-golf can be fun too. Or a zoo or aquarium if you're into that.
>>34952885If you think that somehow contradicts what I said....
Every femanon here
>>34952865>Should I give him a second chanceIf you want to, yes.
Women, how many sex toys do you own, and which is your favourite?
>>34952889You know she has a fat shaming fetish, right? That's why she constantly baits anons with the "I'm a hot girl" gimmick.
Foids of fatoga, whats the plappiest plap you ever plapped?
I'm so tired of seeing Halloween and Christmas in the stores, it's still September for Christ sake.
>>34952899>fatogalol
>>34952859Nah. I hate the accent. I hate the politics. I hate the style. I hate the lack of social skills.
>>34952901I told an online friend two months ago to start playing Driving home for christmas and Last christmas already.
>>34952901buy buY BUY consooom consoom consooooom!EIGHTY-THREE PERCENT OF CONSOOMER SPENDING IS DIRECTED BY WOMEN
>>34952837I like to open two different tabs of the same AI and then get into an argument with one and use the other to shit on it. I know emotionally abusing a machine for fun is weird but hey the internets almost dead and creating a bunch of complaint tickets for some nerd in Silicon Valley makes someone I hate less happy so I don’t consider it a waste of time.
>>34952887Yeah, sounds good, thanks.
>>34952910Huh, women are both at fault for leftist socialism and right wing capitalism. Fascinating and not contradictory at all.
>>34952910>EIGHTY-THREE PERCENT OF CONSOOMER SPENDING IS DIRECTED BY WOMENFunny, because I (male) love spending money more than any woman I’ve ever known
Girls, if you could snap your fingers and have cute giant and floppy elf or goblin ears would you do it?
>>34952910I love halloween and xmas decorations thoughever, it's sovlt. moid
>>34952889>>34952898I don't. I prefer to mess with both of you because that is funnier.
>>34952856I'm almost 40. dead internet theory was a comedic exaggeration before generative AI became trivially available.
>>34952897I'm looking at getting a few new ones off tinder.
>>34952917He's purposefully quoting a study without the context of it. That specific statistic was generally about how women are usually the ones who have to buy things for their households, hence why they make up so much of the shopping consumer base. But hey, anything to demonize women.>>34952923Oh, so you're a delusional retard who thinks that human beings were genuine on the internet and that bots were never a thing until AI. Got it.
>>34952915They’re just extremely impressionable which drives extremism. Add in group bias into it and the end result is a bunch of socialist feminists rocking fake Loui’s into their middle management corporate jobs where they write up a bunch of white dudes for calling broken technology a stupid whore while they try to fix it and silently nod uncomfortably when Indians talk about their arranged marriages
>>34952859>would you date someone from new yorkWhat part of New York?>>34952880>How full is your phone's space?382/500 gb >>34952890>Every femanon hereI hate this movie. The protagonist is a piece of shit.>>34952897>Women, how many sex toys do you own, and which is your favourite?What counts as a sex toy? Between my wife and I, somewhere around thirty
>>34952928Indeed. No men have ever been political extremists ever. You're very smart anon.
>>34952931No they do but they’re usually either not getting laid and go far right or are trying to get laid and go far left. Very different motives. Theres also a strong contingent of drug addicts that go far left because they despise police and harsher penalties for using.
Classic foidhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/n8gxkX2DmPA
>>34952915>>34952928women aren't doing anything that is leftwing socialism. nothing. they are hard-embeded programed consumers in the system of capitalism. they just *believe* otherwise, fervently. the hypocrisy, the sheer contradiction has been a term for more than a decade now: the iphone socialist
>>34952927just shut the fuck up and go talk to your chatbot please and thank you
>>34952943Correct. They have been “sold” socialism. That doesn’t change the fact that they believe and vote this way.
MenDo you actually want to be a dad?
>>34952949yeah, I do. I'd like to have 3-5 kids
>>34952949Yea. I have 2 kids with a 3rd on the way. I want as many kids as my wife can dump out.
>>34952936So all those men responsible for all those genocides was actually the fault of women, huh? Flawless logic.
>>34952949No.
>>34952949Of course, but I'm perpetually scared of having kids and then the missus drifting away as it usually happens.
>>34952949yes
>>34952949I've always wished to be a father and have a family but after an accident I was told I'm unable to get women pregnant.
>>34952947Gotta love how abrasive anti-AI people are. lol>>34952949A better question would be "Men, are you interested in actively raising your children?"
>>34952949used to
>>34952949Yeah, having an oldest daughter, middle son, and youngest daughter would be based.
>>34952954Hitler was the original incel. Same with Pol Pot and Mao. Stalin was an opportunist. Yes damn near everything comes down to sex and modern people don’t have the excuse of not knowing these retarded systems don’t work.
>>34952967Hitler had a girlfriend, the fuck are you talking about?
>>34952960would you adopt or have a brother/cousin donate sperm?
>>34952967>hitler had a wife>mao had at least 10 childrenjust off the top of my head like, what
>>34952967Hitler mogged hard though>led a whole country>aura farmed like nothing else>cute hobbies like painting>loved animals>had a dog. girls love dogs
>>34952967>incels>lists off people who were married and/or had childrenWords used to mean something in my day. Even though incel is an oxymoron because all celibates are voluntary
conversation goes so much smore smoothly in atoga when it's just about penis sizes, because there at least the foids know what they're talking about
>>34952984we can only reasonably talk about dick size and age gap relationships
>>34952984its fridaythere are no foids in atoga right nowthey're fucking chad
>>34952967You should have called them spiritually incels, which would have been correct.
>>34952988i wish I was getting my pelvis widened by chad rn
>>34952967are you an incel when women are literally fawning over you?
>slept less than 5h last night>took double my melatonine tonightIf I'm not fully knocked out for 8h, I'm going to rebel.How have you been sleeping lately?
>>34952991I said womenyou might pretend to be a woman, but you're not really
>>34952930>30 sex toysWhy are women so degenerate?
>>34952998nta but what about "count" makes it degen? Is the line at 1? 2? 5? Like what is it specifically. Are sex toys wrong? A sex swing? The bed? The location? Are they allowed to light a candle or play a piece of music to "set the mood?" Where's the line?
>>34952971>>34952975>>34952978Eva Braun was an impotence beard. When they first met he was 40 and she was 17. Never had children despite her being in her reproductive prime in the 15 odd years they were together. I truly believe the man was entirely impotent. It’s not that he couldn’t get bitches. It’s that he couldn’t do anything when he did. Likely caused by his mustard gas exposure in WWI.>Mao had 10 kids>Assuming they were his kidsMao was a well known homosexual. Many reports of “philandering” and openly groping men>Thats retarded he had a harem of underage girlsThose girls were part of his Taoist beliefs regarding sex with underage girls extending life expectancy and health. His unquenchable thirdt for dick in butt was what drove his madness.
>>34952998Because they can get away with it, I'd have 30 pocket pussies if I could without feeling like a major psycho.
All atoga moids are out there fucking stacy
>>34952930>30 sexdollsJH's got new competition
>>34952989There is something to the major overcompensation that China went through after western colonization and getting embarrassed and abused so violently by Japan. But I still think that Maos biggest personal driver wasn’t his national identity being cucked but that he didn’t get enough dick in his butt.
>>34953006I'm on my couch applying ice to my shoulder and nose while my cat sleeps in my lapstacy aint got shit on this
>>34953002>being impotent is the same thing as being an incelWords really just have no meaning
>>34952949>Men>Do you actually want to be a dad?Fuck, no! Never considered it even for a fraction of a second.
My fucking neighbor is getting his house remodeled and they’ve been blasting fucking Mexican music all day. Just reported these fuckers to ICE. Fuck you Troy tile your own kitchen like a fucking grown ass man should. Fucking fag.
>>34953014>Wants to fuck>Cannot fuckSame root cause anon. No matter if it’s a physical limitation/deformity or just being really dumb and ugly.
>>34952915I mean, vote with your ballot for one thing and vote with your wallet for another. Not impossible.
>>34952949I am one. It’s pretty chill ngl. I took my son apple picking last weekend. We’re going to make a pie and watch my Chiefies booty blast the dolphins this weekend :3
>>34953006I literally just took my melatonine and go to bed nowm
>>34953005>30 pocket pussiesI got one and I think I just picked out the perfect one or something, I have NO desire for anything additional.
>>34952859only if she's looking to leave but cant for some reason. im never going to settle down in new york.
>>34953005For what purpose?That don't feel that different.
>>34952859New York is like the third least attractive state to be from. Delaware being the worst. Fuck Delaware.
>>34953039>That don't feel that different.There's literal dragon pussies, you're just too innocent.
>bf and gf are out on a walk>they run into a friend of the gf>the friend asks if the gf likes her shirt>she says yes>the gf asks bf if the shirt is beautiful>bf says yes>gf is now pissed off at bffoids explain
Any Maine anons here? Recommendations for stuff to do before I leave? Currently in Bar Harbor and I love it, definitely coming back in the future
Alright. Let’s be real. How often do we fart during sex? State Gender.
>>34952993Everything is making sleep worse. I hate it when the barometric pressure changes.
>>34953042So you mean the whole thing around it.Those do nothing for me desu.
>>34953045its been years since I've had sex, and I never did
>>34953045MI refuse to fart during it, or even years into a relationship, like yeah it's gonna happen every now and then but I never ever want to completely kill all the mystery.
>>34953045MIf you're farting during sex you're doing anal which is very extremely gay
>>34953059>>34953045virginhow often does queefing happen?
>>34953065Every time if you’re doing it right
>>34953042>There's literal dragon pussiesLiteral?!
lol
Stay safe from the nor'easter, anons.
>>34953045MNever. It's embarrassing.
>>34953069yeah they just cut it up
Why aren't the clouds moving at all? It's like they got switched out for a matte painting. What is going on?
>>34953081The sky changed like 6 years ago. WAKE UP!!!
>>34953081>she didn't stick with the frutiger aero themeYour fault.
Dear women, you're pretty and you make me nervous... have a wonderful weekend and in case you need to hear it, I love you, I'm proud of you and you matter.
f, i bought a hat that I think is cute but its not going to be here for a few days, should I buy a second hat from the hat store today?
>>34953069Why do you think they went extinct?
>>34953073Me anytime a western "feminist" complains
All the /atoga/ femanons should link up and form their own witch coven where they sacrifice virgin moids to lilith
Lesbionic women experience the same communication issues with courting women as straight bro's, and yet they will NEVER bond over it
>>34953116I'd like to invest in this and have tea parties.
>>34953098A different hat or the same hat
>>34953006if a man has sex with a woman on the first date is he chad or is she stacy
As an autist, I sometimes worry that openly autist people will one day be mass executed by the government in concentration camps. Does this worry anyone else?
>>34953118I don't think lesbians can send dick pics lil bro
>>34953133Ive met lesbians that do.
State genderWho out of atoga would you want to have a family with?
>>34953138MSNL
Do you believe in heaven?
>>34953116Anon... Are you the last to find out? You ARE being sacrificed.
>>34953131As an autist, I think autism should be cured.>>34953137Trannies aren't women.
>>34953131>Does this worry anyone else?No, because every autistic person I've seen or met was malevolent and into weird degenerate shit.
>>34953124a similar hat, sort of like a fishing hat
>>34953142Yes, because I know hell exists.
>>34953118The villains of that movie are the straight white maliens
>>34953142Yes because we're already living in hell
>>34953140She’s barely “of atoga” anymore
>>34953073ADHD is lowkey nonexistent. Pretty much everyone today has a shortened attention span, and it's mostly due to the media they consume.>>34953118Being a lesbian is a blackpill that men are actually right. A woman would sooner die alone than approach someone they're interested in. Lesbian bars are full of wallflowers.>>34953142>Do you believe in heaven?I want to.
GenderCats or Dogs?
>>34953116>female witchcraftoh no, the diet coke of the occult is coming for me, whatever shall I do?
>>34953159FDogs
After seeing 10 gorillion shorts of foid in tech complaining about mansplaining, I've decided to never explain shit to anyone again.
She has big fat mommy milkers
>>34953006My crush revealed she had a bf when I asked her out but then she got even CLINGIER and trying to elevate things even more when I just played it cool and became more distant from her, all while deleting boyfriend stuff from her socials.I'm debating between being the chad or the chud and I feel like a piece of shit for even considering it.
>>34953162You will care when they gangrape you with their spiky strap-ons
>>34953159MDepends on the breed and the weight of the cat.>Super tense German breedSchnauzer, German Shephard, Rottweiler, etc. All gut. >CatNeed a super fat one who has a super entitled meow and enjoys the finer things in life, ideally basically a pillow that eats.
>>34953148Can I give you a kiss
>>34953171Not sure I even believe in the occult, but I do believe that all the male occult traditions make the female traditions look like Pokemon cards, like chapter 1 of Thelema already qualifies you to defeat several hundred "witches."
>>34953154She is to me.
Who's your favorite person ITT
>>34953142>Do you believe in heaven?M. No, of course not.
>>34953159>Cats or Dogs?M. Cats. Preferably Thai, or first generation Tonkinese.
>>34953176Myself.No offense to you all, but I love myself first.
>>34953174Male occult traditions, if Aleister Crowley and his Order of the Golden Dawn were any indiction, seem to involve jerking each other off and trying to find a woo woo spiritual excuse for it. "No, we're not making each other cum to get our rocks off! It's a CEREMONIAL MAGICK RITUAL!"
>>34953181Damn you hate us :(
I was at them gym today and when I rounded the corner there was a girl wearing a crop top that showed off her (huge) boobs, I tried not to blatantly look at them and instead looked at her eye level. When we made eye contact she kinda rolled her eyes/looked away in a very over the top way like pic rel but also kinda smiling. Why did she do that? What did it mean?
>>34953174>chapter 1 of ThelemaAt least say something like The Three Books of Occult Philosophy by Agrippa or The Sworn Book of Honorius. Thelema was the definition of a LARP.
>>34952639M, i use iphone hearts that attach to the top corner of texts, but I use along with thumbs up stuff too
>>34952740I like his Tarzan stuff
>>34953185WHAT DID I JUST SAY YOU FUCKING RETARD? "NO OFFENSE, I JUST LOVE MYSELF FIRST"YOU FUCKING MORONS AND YOUR PANCAKES AND WAFFLES SHIT.
>>34953183That's still better than female magic traditions, which is a pathetic indictment of modern occultism. I have a wicca encampment across the property line from me every spring, they have attempted to "seduce" me and it's fucking stupid and funny. This actually prompted my interest in the occult.>oh farmer please come fuck us>ladies I literally have one acre of pumpkins>oh farmer please come fuck us>no, have wife>PATRIARCHY REEEEEE
>>34952760Bruh, you're the one with the journalist degree - go get the scoop and figure it out!
>>34953198And yet Crowley is superior to the last 1000 years of women in the occult. Sad.
>>34953203Is this a LARP, no way you are living in a real life The Wicker Man remake
>>34953129Depends if they like it.They can be Chad and Stacy and saved each other jumping through hoops because they both know the other wants them.
>>34953098There's more than 1 day a week, why not
>>34953116>sacrifice virgin moids to lilithDoes this mean sacrificing their virginity in an all out orgy of abusing their cocks for the femanons' pleasure?
>>34953207The female orgasm is a pretty powerful occult technique. That's why ancient Taoists would harvest female orgasms while retaining their own semen. This is obviously something you're not familiar with though.
>>34953176I don't know. But exhibanon seems pretty cool.
Women are wearing bell bottoms and vests and petit little scarves like it's the 1970s, so why aren't men following suit by wearing turtlenecks and blazers?
>>34953212There is a summer camp for wiccans across the property line and I generally try to be nice to them. All the same they overwhelmingly overvalue what sex means to a man in his 30s and are apparently stunned year after year when I say no.
>>34953239Where do you liveasking for a friend
>>34953231Not really. Female orgasm is okay, male orgasm literally decides the fate of nations. Like how many women ever raised fleets over some dude? None.
>>34953242Sounds like the West Coast, this is very California/Oregon coded.
>>34953242rural Kansas. They are retarded, flirtatious in a silly way, and still better neighbors than I could possibly hope for, as the property is vacant 8 months out of the year.
>>34953239Their LARP religion was made up by a sex pest who just wanted to see boobs lol
>>34953245I wish I'd either paid back or invested my leftover student loans instead of pissed them away. Fuck.
>>34953247Can I comeI'll bring beer and video games just leave me with the girls for a couple nights
>>34953243Men never raised fleets for women. They did it for power, and the women naturally followed.
>>34953237Im in the belief that turtle necks ALONE, can only pass if you're tall. As a shortie, it would 100% have to be layered in some way, like blazer on top, and khakis for color contrast, brown belt, nice watch.But it's oddly boring and showy at the same time. Women dress the way they want because it's the way they want, because it's fun and they enjoy it. It doesn't feel fun to wear boring stuff
>>34953250Not at my house but I'm sure if you search wiccan summer camps in Kansas there can't possibly be that many, and I'm sure there's at least one bnb in the area you could rent.
>>34953248I remember going through my Wicca phase as an adolescent reading all those books by "witches" who insisted "no, it's actually an ancient pagan tradition that was suppressed by the church!" lol no. The early books on Wicca from like the '70s were era-appropriately sex obsessed. Doreen Valiente's ABC of Witchcraft book was just porn with some spiritual, vaguely Women's Lib, vaguely Sexual Revolution overlay. Later books on Wicca were a little tamer but still a hodgepodge of random mythologies and traditions thrown together.
>>34953260It depends on HOW you do it. But it can be. There are numerous movies from the days when dudes met up on a physical trading floor that are about a guy going bankrupt or losing his fortune from that.
>>34953243I bet your mom didn't orgasm when she conceived you. Unfortunate.
Women, if Gene Roddenberry and Gerald Gardner approached you for an MFM threesome, how would you respond?
>>34953260My uncle did this as a form of gambling, he's also a compulsive slot machine addict.
>>34953265unheard of entities
I kind of want an updated, consent-informed, version of the 1970s Sexual Revolution ethos but with high speed internet
>>34953237>so why aren't men following suit by wearing turtlenecksListen, if it really is that cold i’m putting on layers. But i’ve only ever needed to entertain a turtleneck when working on the river up north. Even then, i had a wrap. I’m sweating through. Ultimately, turtlenecks are for daisies.
>>34953264RadfemHitler is a baby who knows nothing about the otherworldly. A mewling retard fumbling around and not understanding anything she says. >muh female orgasmhas spiritual significance, just not the one she thinks. Almost all women orgasm during conception, she thinks she's clever for trying to point this out, she's essentially the kindergartener pointing out the metric side of the ruler. Idiot. Her followers even worse.
>>34953159M. Dogs. Mastiffs.
>>34953243Didn't Olga of Kiev kill a bunch of people over her dead husband?
>>34953273Women almost never orgasm with men. Men either don't know what they're doing or just don't care.
>>34953279Dead.
I want to kiss JH
men, would you be bothered if your girlfriend had religious beliefs you found silly if she didn't expect you to warp your life around them, just not be an ass about them?
>>34953279He was an Islamic terrorist. I'm glad he's dead.
>>34953281Lesbians and male cucks are cancer
>>34953277Yes, historically women who actually TRY accomplish great things. The one in a thousand woman who actually attempts some greater purpose than fucking chad almost always becomes a huge hero and historical figure, ie Joan of Arc, Catherine the Great, the bar is so low that a woman who actually attempts literally anything becomes a legendary hero.
>>34953281It’s the latter. Sex is a race and I always win.
>>34953281>women never orgasm with men!well, that's kind of on you sister, you're clearly part of the "retard" part of the X chromosome who fucks other retards.
>>34953290>Sex is a race and I always win.
>>34953292NTAMen need to start taking accountability for their shitty sex skills.
>>34953288>ie Joan of Arc, Catherine the GreatCool. Two women in all of history. One accomplished nothing and the other was born into it.
>>34953287If by "male cuck" you mean I care about my girlfriend's pleasure, then sure.
>>34953285As long as it doesn't interfere with daily life, no problem with me. But if she wants to go to a church every week or whatever, ehhh.
>>34953294Cope. Nut faster loser.
>>34953285why would you date someone who doesn't believe in the same religion as you. Like if you're a Christian and your partner isn't are you just like "my wife will go to hell for not believing but that's ok" lmao. What is the religion anyway
>>34953285I’m an atheist but I still take my mother in law to church every Sunday and let my son be baptized.
>>34953294>Be men>overwhelmingly focused on sex>huge priority on pleasing women culturally>love one sided sex acts like oraland then there's you...>REEEEE>I AM A FRIGID LOSER WHO CAN'T GET OFF WITH THE EASIEST SEX PARTNERS OF ALL HISTORYsorry, but... you're stupid, it's 100% on you, no deflection, no blaming others, if you can't get off with a male partner you're either lesbian or just fucking retarded. Men will literally do any gross fucking thing you ask of them, if you can't figure out a way to make that work... Sorry, but that's YOU>YOU>YOU>YOU
>>34953298Enjoy being hated by every woman you fuck loser.
>>34953294Fuck right off. The female orgasm does not exist as a biological imperative. It is a happenstance. A vestigial remnant of male development in the womb.
>>34953285No that's fine.
My girlfriend is sort of driving me insane today.
>>34953303>She thinks I call them backKek.
>>34953306I find your girlfriend annoying as well
>>34953302>huge priority on pleasing women culturallyClearly there it isn't that big of a priority if only 65% of straight women orgasm from sex. Quit blaming women for the fact that you're shit at sex.
>>34953299because my beliefs arent the kind of thing that demands everyone toe the line or they go to hell, that shit sucks.
>>34953302Uh oh the inkwell is triggered
female attention is great but it can become quite suffocating after a while
Femanons, would this work on you?
>>34953296>I care about my girlfriend's pleasureBest of luck, you fucking cuck. Nothing will ever be good enough. Her pleasure is based on her emotions, not your “skill”. I can already tell you’ve never taken her to the limits where orgasms aren’t enough. No shit, you can pleasure your girl so much to where just having your cock in her is all she wants, sans orgasm.
>>34953265>if old dudes wanted to gangbang you wwydEw
>Wanting your girlfriend to enjoy sex is cuck behaviorMen aren't lonely enough
Radfemhitler is the goat
>>34953324>pushing against the cervixGettem banned
>>34953314Eh, I've had repeat partners and I am not well endowed and I don't think I'm very skilled. Women just need to get over their ego and just say what they want. It's not hard>reee can't cum from straight sexmen are super pliable, if you've got too big of an ego or are too psycho to just say "please lick there" then that's 100% on you.
My conclusion is that women simply detest men, heterosexuality and monogamy, and honestly they'd be better of lezzing out.
>>34953324i dunno. wanna find out?
Is this sexually appealing to you?
>>34953333So, no accountability then, got it.
>>34953328I beg of you foids to accelerate the gender war even more, I revel in the vitriol.
>>34953328Women chasing orgasms is the destruction of sexual joy for them.
>>34953340what fucking accountability!? Seriously if women refuse to tell you what they want and actively give false positives where does the accountability begin for men?
>>34953328actually I only care for her enjoyment
Keyser Soze!
>>34953344You didn't read all her signals, duh. She gave you like 900 signals, like fluttering her eyelids for 0.2 seconds too long and only biting the side of her lip (it's a porn thing women do and means they hate you and want you dead).
>>34953341They’re just going to mass import Muslims until we go back to the dark ages and they end up as sister wives.
>>34953347You mean Kevin Spacey? He can go fuck himself
>>34953351Oh, you're the guy who thinks liberal men don't exist. What's it like living in an echo chamber?
>>34953352Foid hands
>>34953316What beliefs, what religion
/atoga/ is annoying me tonightCan we talk about anything good
>>34953355NTA>liberal men don't existgod I WISH
>>34953356>Only women are disgusted by child molestation and rapeThis is not the win you think it is anon.
>>34953355I pray for liberal men to get what they are begging for
>>34953352He dindu nuffin
>>34953363Remind me where kevin spacey raped a prepubescent child
>>34953365Fuck that reminded me of that swedish beta who had a muslims bring a siege ladder and storm his apartment. He tried to negotiate as it scaled the walls of Hörkbörkgata.
State genderWho is the best advice giver of all time?
>>34953368https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2017/11/07/kevin-spacey-scandal-complete-list-13-accusers/835739001/Several of his accusers then proceeded to die in manners that were awfully convenient for Spacey.
My tuna pasta was so yummy
>>34953355>Hush wife 3. My knees are sore from prayer. Go fetch the IcyHot. I must be in peak condition before this evenings carrom game. If I win you will be one of four and the toilet scrubbing will be passed down and you will be promoted to dish washer. If Allah wills it.
>>34953361>anything goodUsed to be so good and so badSex was something I just had https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXEN57rFnIM
>>34953368He was on a plane to Africa with Epstein are we being fucking serious right now?
>>34953372The person who told me I should just ask someone out if I like them and take rejection on the chin, without quietly obsessing over the person I'm into for months like a creep
>>34953373Huh, which one can you point to that was prepubescent?
>>34953371Famous Swedish LoL streamer RatIRL had his family home broken into and robbed and held hostage and he still refuses to say what ethnicity the criminals were
>>34953377>on a plane to AfricaWere they going to go meet Mr. Jambo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJBm1n8JUZ8
>>34953377Cool. Name one prepubescent.
>>34953381Surely that will come out in court proceedings
>>34953380>It was only a 14 year old so it wasn't a child!Kill yourself pedo.
>>34953385Ooga Booga and Kunta Kinte. They were budding stars in Epsteins plan to turn Somalia into an African Bollywood.
>>34953387I miss the day’s where “child molestation” and “rape” actually meant child molestation and rape.
>>34952618Femoids, are you happy with your titty size, or would you wish your boobs were smaller or larger?
>>34953393What are you, a 17th century Ottoman soldier who fucks young male sex slaves you and your unit abducted from enemy villages?
>>34953396Fuck right off. I had a guy touch my junk in a mall. Do you really think i should claim that i was “molested as a child”? Words used to mean something.
>>34953260It can be, but I feel like it's less addictive than a casino because you don't get the instant gratification from winning.>>34953265>how would you respond?I'm mag dumping them until they look like Swiss cheese.>>34953279>what's your overall opinion on osama bin laden?Say what you will about him, he gave up life on easy mode to fight for something he believed in.>>34953318>that the cia promoted violent or hyper-materialistic themes in hip-hop to negatively influence black youth and fill private prisons?No, that was the Jews. The CIA spread crack in the black community to liquidate the cocaine they were paid with for helping the Contras fight a civil war in Nicaragua.>>34953372>Who is the best advice giver of all time?Diogenes>>34953392>What do I give a shit about any of that stuff?He wants to seem morally righteous, despite the fact that he supports pedophiles.>>34953394I wish I could go up a cup or two.
>>34953402Thank GOD the Catholic Church has no pedophiles
>>34953403E3
>>34953403I suck at chess
Let's talk about your autistic psychology.
Has anyone ever had their significant other get mad at them over stupid shit? So my girlfriend honestly doesn't care that I play video games, she even likes watching me play them. So I never played the original but I bought the game Catherine, and boy did this set her off. She was accusing me of playing a porno game and it's not, it had adult themes but it actually has a strong plot. I was trying to explain it to her but she just kept getting more and more mad, and that Vincent is such a shitty guy and won't settle down with his loving and committed girlfriend. She started trying to draw inferences like I was Vincent but I'm fucking not, this video game has nothing to do with me or how I see our relationship, it's just a fucking video game!
>>34953411>Has anyone ever had their significant other get mad at them over stupid shit?Don’t say more. It’s a girl. And yes.
>>34953403I'm ~2200 elo you don't want any of this
>>34953410What about it?
atoga moids give me headaches
>>34953419
I wish I was a girl, so my life would be easy
>>34953422Harder
>>34953419hold still while i hit u
>>34953285I would push that our children be raised in Church but if she had no issue with that then I don't see an issue.
>>34953423only the pretty ones have it easy>>34953425why am i being hit>>34953422(>_<)
>>34953155>I want to.Read the Bible, like actually sit down and read it, ideally the Gospels Mark, Matthew, Luke, and John.
DANGER! The psychopathic thinkers have arrived
>>34953420M
Women, thoughts on the male sex toys thread on /gif/?
>>34952967Hitler had a model wife
>>34953429I like how many mentions of sandals and bare feet there are in the Bible. It makes my pee pee horny.
>>34953428>why am i being hitbullying
hi corpulent anons ik ur reading this
>>34953430PSYCHO niggas
>>34952949I do, I feel like it is one of the highest ROI things you can do in life, and I don't mean that in a selfish manner I mean that not only are you giving something life but it also gives you something to live for.
>>34953432Gay
She says she hallucinates cartoon furries and cartoon alien creatures when she is sleep deprived. She said she once got almost a week of no sleep and started having visions of Yogi Bear and Marvin the Martian walking around her house when she was alone. Is this normal for females?
>>34953437bullying is punishable by death yk
>>34953434That's strange but that's between you and God. I'm happy you read it at all I guess.
>>34953402>Diogenes mentionedOkay some of you broads aren’t retarded
>>34953443still hitting u
>>34953410I simultaneously dislike myself, love myself, hate living, and love life. My sadness comes from my attachment to what could be but isn't yet.
>>34953446Don’t encourage namefags.
>>34953431I fucking hate whales. Fuck whales.
>>34953436Can't rn, happy hunting
>>34953447does this make us bf gf
>>34953449Say what you will about namefags but Diogenes was the OG 4chan shitposter
>>34953450problem?
>>34953436I’ll take you on
hey femanon
>>34953457heY!
>>34953455Ahab did nothing wrong
>>34953431Kek. Love that shit.
>>34953453no
>>34953464enemies to lover arc then..?
>>34953463>>34953463Killer whales are the crows of the ocean.
My pussy needs another girl to eat it
>>34953465also no
>Hey, just wanted to say it was nice talking to you the other day. I'd love to go out with you sometime. Not sure where exactly you're located, but there are some coffee shops near <nearby_town>, if that's your thing.Is this okay? I'm not sure if she's a coffee person or if she'd prefer alcohol or what.
>>34953468Open wound type shit
>>34953469so what do i get out of this then
>>34953173sure!
>>34953472beatings
>>34953476but im like the one femanon that doesn’t deserve such violence
Girls, is this something you and your friends would do?
>>34953479too bad
>>34953457hey jude, don't make it bad
I wanna curl her like a barbell
>>34953479>doesn’t deserveNot for you to decide sorry
>>34953485Tf does that mean?
>>34953460You use your queen well
>>34953481no?? >>34953488anon wants to kill someone
>>34953474MwahOn the top of your head
>>34953487okay then who, u?
My penis is unironically itchy, why did you foids cause this
>>34953470That's good. I feel you could tighten it up a bit by leaving off the "Not sure where exactly you're located", and maybe pick one particular coffee shop to mention by name.
>>34953488
>>34953496wtf that sounds horrible
men, how many of you havent had ur first kiss and if so how old r u?
>>34953494yay!
>>34953502I'm 28 I'm on my way to being a wizard Harry
>>34953481>Girls, is this something you and your friends would do?Not me, but I remember a girl going up to a boy in our class in 8th grade and saying, "I'm pregnant and it's yours." To which he responded, "That's a lie because no girl would ever admit to sleeping with me."
>>34953502KHHV, 25.
>>34953506wow, an entire essay
>>34953510Do you really h8 moid?
>>34953501How do I get it to stop without it seeming like I'm jacking myself
Is all nu metal this fuckin dogshit?
>>34953513yeah
>>34953513Been downhill since Lenny died I’m afraid
>>34953512if you can go to the bathroom then do it there and itch it like how you would normally itch anywhere else>>34953511maybe
You don't get it. This moustache is ironic.
GenderDo you remember the last bad dream you had? What was it?
>>34953519Just don't follow me into the bathroom
>>34953513Listen to system of a down, I don't personally consider them nu metal but other people lump them in with the rest
i want a chud bf
Just absolutely fuck all guys! You are all fucking cheaters and liars. You are all bullshit! You know that? Bull. Shit. Fucking assholes the lot of you.
>>34953519what has moid done to you?
>>34953513Imagine not liking 2000s Linkin Park. You must be brown.
>>34953526chad forgot to take off his wedding ring?or did you get interrupted?
>>34953526Sorry that Chad wants my bussy more than you
>>34953521FFriend and I were in a mall that was closed and there was a killer after us apparently. We never saw them, she just said "there's a killer after us" and I said "okay". We just ran around looking for a way out until I opened a door and it was a big empty elevator shaft. Then I woke up.
Damn she got fucking cooked. She tried to be performative like all women do, and dude was not playing. He wasn't fucking having it!
>>34953533thats why girls who are complete khhv are superior and men shoudl date them instaead
>>34953502>men, how many of you havent had ur first kiss and if so how old r u?34.Technically my friend's cousin kissed me while I was asleep. But it shouldn't count since I didn't even get to experience it. I only know because my friend told me.
>>34953526Aren't women the ones that are more likely to cheat
MenWho is the strongest Dragon Ball Z character
What are you doing for Halloween this year?
>>34953541I've never watched it I'm white
>>34953533Based lesbian fuccgirl
>>3495350232Technically a cousins friend did a weird kiss and I bit her because I was like 5 lmaoAnd then a cousin would always rush to me yelling my name and kissing me nonstopBut never an actual kiss
>>34953542Nothing, Halloween's overrated.
>>34953540Eat my fucking ass!
>>34953541Why would I watch a dragon's ballz?
>>34953547Put it out then
>>34953545>men, how many of you havent had ur first kiss and if so how old r u?>32Damn. How is this real?
>>34953545>>34953538stop kissing ur cousins!
>>34953545>>34953538Anon, did two universes just collide?
>>34953551Are you retarded
>>34953541Specifically Z? Vegito, fusion of Goku and Vegeta.>>34953542Relaxing at home. I was considering buying candy in case anybody came to my door, but I don't think anybody does that in apartment buildings, do they? But then, my neighbors on both sides have little kids, and I wouldn't want them to be disappointed if they knocked and I didn't have anything.
>>34953550Ugly in school but eventually started getting lots of attention, sadly I'm retarded and autistic so they always moved on.Eventually you stop caring and focus on yourself, I never felt confident enough to actually reciprocate.Now I'm hitting the gym and actually feel quite good and confident about myself, hell I'd say I look better than ever.
I just got back from a wedding and Im sad drunk. Please ask me things Im lonely.
>>34953541never mind what the scouter says, Frieza auramoggs them all
So when you gaze on planet Earth from outer space, does it wipe that stupid look off of your face?
i don't see any issue with kissing your cousins?
Have you ever tried to kys?
>>34953542Working a late shift
i wish all atoga moids became cats that i could keep as cute pets and pamperu guys are too complicated in human form
>>34953562Yes and I want to try harder sometimes.
>>34953564why the fuck are you dressing your cat with baby clothes your goddamn psycho
>>34953561My cousin gave me a blowjob once and then we both fell asleep in her bed
>>34953558Why are you lonely? How do you know the bride and groom
>>34953564You say that until a tomcat is blasting piss on everything you own.
>>34953558Why are you sad?
>>34953558How was it? Were you able to enjoy it even a little?
>>34953562Imma buy a gun
>>34953541>Who is the strongest Dragon Ball Z characterNAM, but it really comes down to Gohan, Broly, and Frieza due to their limitless potentials.>>34953542>What are you doing for Halloween this year?Halloween party. It's finally on a Saturday, so we can stay out all night.>>34953562>Have you ever tried to kys?No, but I intentionally did things that could kill me to tempt fate.
>>34953567even that I dont really see an issue with its legal here and I think its cute to fall in love with your cousin
>>34953569I ended up making my cat stay outside on the porch because he pissed on my carpet and the smell didn't come out for weeks
>>34953555>>34953573Who should I believe...
>>34953541I don't like dragon ball
>>34953577She was talking about the broader franchise, I was talking specifically Z because I'm autistic like that and didn't think of including later stuff.
Women, thoughts on short shorts on guys?
>>34953564I would literally bite your ankles, legs, ass, arms, pee everywhere, escape, meow at night, fight the other moid cats, picky eater,
>>34953580Not a fan, but I get that they're needed for running.
>>34953542Adults shouldn't celebrate Halloween unless you're trick or treating with children
>>34953541Broly
Is it gay to wear leather jackets?
>>34953584>he doesn't know
>>34953587I use a leather jacket so it's not gay
>>34952680Of course it was, just like top hats, top knots, wigs, tribal headgear, manchu queues, turbans and every other manner of headwear or hairstyle forced upon young men by seething balding old men.
>>34953577Me, because Vegito is a copout answer. Especially since any fusion with Gohan at the time would have been even stronger. There is also word of mouth from Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Frieza about just how powerful Gohan is.>>34953579Even in Z, by the end of the Buu saga, Gohan is the strongest. This is even reaffirmed by Vegeta multiple times in both Z and Super. If you want to speak specifically of the epilogue where Goku trains Uub, then Goku is the strongest.
>>34953541Cell has the most potential, since sharing DNA with all the crazies gives him basically limitless exponential growth. They're lucky that they took him out early before his heights were really realized.
>>34953584So the women shouldn't post their costumes this year?
>>34953584>Adults shouldn't...
>>34953594No grow up
>>34953584Do you just hate life and all sorts of fun and enjoyment
>Make plans to queue game duo in VC a few days ago>Confirm with them yesterday that they still want to>Ghosted todayWhy
>>34953592Cell too was limited. His DNA came mostly from Goku, Vegeta, Frieza, and Piccolo. Meaning be had Frieza's natural constitution, Piccolo's ability to regenerate, and then the zenkai powers of Goku and Vegeta. But Gohan's limit was far higher than Cell's. It's why he got his ass beat by Gohan, but then came back stronger due to Piccolo's regeneration and the zenkai abilities he got from Goku and Vegeta. Even then, Gohan was stronger.
>>34953596Well fuck you too, nobody deserves anything fun or sexy anyway
>>34953599I added a couple guys from here to play games with one time and they disappeared into thin air after adding me
>>34953597anyone who hates halloween for the costumes and the playfulness is self-hating
>>34953604This is someone I know IRL though, not even someone online
Femanons, how often do you change your panties? Do you ever wear them for like five days straight?
>>34953541Those retarded white babies are technically the strongest I think. But realistically Goku will always eventually win any fight they throw at him.
>>34953607I normally don't wear any.
>>34953591Nah, gotta disagree. Specifically looking only at Z, there are only three options.>Buuhan, for being the strongest form of Buu and far beyond every other character not named Vegito>Vegito>Goku, for end of Z and Wrath of the Dragon showings (though even then, Gogeta and Vegito would be above him)>>34953599I absolutely fucking hate that. I lost a friend of many years because he kept arranging for us to do shit, then disappearing only on those days.You don't have to put up with it, anon.
>>34953577It’s Broly in theory but Goku in practice. Even in the first movie he basically solos the entire crew until Goku Spirit Bomb hacks.
>>34953582but why!
Dragon Ball Z is more complex than I thought :(
>>34953612It's just someone I am trying to get to know in college, trying to make more friends and all. I guess I just won't say anything until they say something, kind of annoying though.
if we are talking about shonenslop I think I preffer naruto
>do any women have any experience of a male partner losing sexual interest in them You hear a lot about wives refusing to fuck their husbands, but do any women have any first hand experience being on the other end. I don't mean affairs, getting fat, low test, porn etc, just the male partner just gave up and decided it wasn't worth the effort.
>>34953580>I played basketball in the 60s>Yeah the whole team was white but everyone from around here know the legendary ‘68 Whitesburg Wasps>We used superior teamwork and fundamentals to make it to the quarter finals of the 2A State Championship and only lost by a buzzer beater layup shot to the Brownsville Black Panthers>They made a movie about it>We were the bad guys
>>34953621ranma 1/2 is more shonen than narutonaruto is what... incelcore?
okay new wordzoomcelcore
>>34953619Understandable. Was playing together their idea or yours?>>34953621Naruto may well have turned out the best of the Big 3. Bleach fell flat on its face (twice, from what I hear of the anime) and One Piece doesn't sound like it's doing so well either.
>>34953627No it’s for sure shonen. Just nushonen therefore slop. YYH mogs. DBZ had some fantastic moments but let’s be real Vegeta carried that shit and Toriyamas hate boner for him fucked the series from early-Buu Saga on. Outlaw Star, Blue Sub No 6, and Cowboy Bebop were the last anime with actual soul.
State genderDo you have a favorite anime or manga
>>34953627it doesn't matter anyway anon it's the age demographic not an actual genre! god!also wtf I'm not an incel.>>34953629I wanted to read bleach it looked kinda cool, one piece I have zero interest in it I remember watching one episode and just completelly hating everything about it
What happens when chad and Stacy date?
Should I write a book about a character named Courtney who seduces her uncle but then tries to ruin his life once her parents find out about their relationship? The end product would be like a mixture of Lolita and Romeo and Juliet.
>>34953630you get a pass for knowing blue sub 6
>>34953630oh if we are talking about old shonen I prefer fist of the north star and the devilman OVAs (yes devilman is a shonen manga/anime)
>>34953629I always hated the art style of One Piece. Shit just looks retarded.
>>34953607Once or twice a day, depending.>>34953612>BuuhanWhich is essentially a fusion. It's not really Buu's power, especially when it can be so easily taken away. I make an exception for Cell because he was designed to absorb 17 and 18.>VegitoAlso a fusion, and a temporary one at that. You could argue he is a separate character, but he's the sum of his parts. And he's only "strongest" because there were no other showings of fusions. You could argue the planned fusion of Goku and Gohan would be much stronger.>GokuFor one, movies aren't Canon. Secondly, we see that Mystic Gohan (who easily dominates Super Buu) is far, far stronger than SSJ3 Goku (who is on par with fat and kid Buu).>>34953631>Do you have a favorite anime or mangaI really like Bleach. It holds a special place in my heart. I also really liked the manga for Skip Beat, but updates were so slow that it killed my interest.
>>34953629>Was playing together their idea or yours?Their idea and they dictated the time
>>34953638>I always hated the art style of One PieceFUCKING. THANK. YOU.I could hardly get into Rave Master and Faury Tail because the art style was so similar early on.
>>34953637pass gone, go back to normie, do not collect $200
>>34953635No point wasting your time. AI has replaced all original creative works.
>>34953521>Gender>Do you remember the last bad dream you had? What was it?MI was in really dense foliage picking fruit and squeezing them to check for ripeness, when I end up squeezing the tit of a woman hiding in the leaves, her body painted to look like the plant, fruit boobs included.I don't suppose you offer dream interpretations? Lol.
tfw no domestic partner roommates femanon to take advantage of my health insurance benefits while in all other ways effectively just being my roommate
do men actually find it confident boosting when they are asked to reach high stuff or lift heavy things by others, specifically women?
>>34953629One piece had one bad arc in wano and it's back onto being top tier.
>>34953635I would read that
>>34953631MMushoku Tensei
>>34953648No, I don't do anything for women. Call a wagie to get it.
>>34953654what if a man asks u
>>34953506>except BlueValkyrie, not sure why but she can't get laidI just went and got laid tonight. Like just now.
>>34953632Bleach is all style with little substance. Middle school me thought it was the absolute coolest thing ever. The last two arcs really left a sour taste in my mouth. I haven't watched the anime continuation but from what I understand, it didn't really fix any of the issues.One Piece was cooler pre-timeskip I think. It felt very unique, with how different characters' powers interacted.>>34953639If you don't count any sort of absorption or fusion and you disregard the movies, then sure, Gohan is the single strongest character. I just do count those. Like if Vegito tried to fight Gohan, Gohan is getting washed. And yeah, Gokuhan might beat Vegito, but that's just a hypothetical character.Also please don't be mad at me for being harsh on Bleach just above.>>34953631M, gotta be Death Note.>>34953640That's so lousy. Sorry it happened.I won't say to block them outright, just temper your expectations going forward for sure.
>>34953655If he can't grab it himself then he's probably indian or latinx, so no. If it was a japanese or chinese guy I would.
>>34953638same it's fucking terrible.
>>34953636It was so fucking good. Any series that doesn’t end with the big baddy suddenly seeing the error of his ways and cucking out or the main character overcoming some push to kill in order to compromise the protagonist’s moralfagging automatically mogs. The trope of “no true evil” has been so fucking over played that nothing else can raise a series above a B tier to me anymore. Dude just hated humanity and wanted to live on an island with his fish monster bros and mermaid waifus.>>34953637I appreciate the history of Devilman. Very late century.
>>34953663>Manlet>Manlet, japan
>>34953649I jumped off it with Dressrosa. I was just parroting what I heard, people saying it should have ended years ago and it's steadily getting worse.>>34953646Well, how did you feel in the dream when you did that? Was it positive or negative?
men whats the longest your hair has ever been?
>>34953631Mgalaxy express 999
>>34953668Almost to the middle of my back
>>34953670:0 how long is it now?
>>34953644in what world is FOTNS normie?
>>34953641Dude every time Bobobo came on as a teenager and my friends would get hyped I’d be like nah fuck you guys this shits trash. Rave Master had decent potential it never lived up to. Fairy Tail lived up to its potential but was far from perfect.
>>34953672Short everywhere but the top where I keep it kinda long with some bangs on the front.I'm always changing it.
>>34953666Yeah, japanese people are polite and have honor.
>>34953668About a foot long.
>>34953677Just like your animes
>>34953649Stfu One Piece is ass. The art style is ass. The writing style is overly formulaic ass. There’s maybe two decent characters. This shit wore out its welcome like 20 years ago. Also THEYRE FUCKING PIRATES AND THEY NEVER PIRATE FUCKING ANYTHING. They’re adventurers. Not pirates. Valor stealing autistic fever dream.
>>34953662>I won't say to block them outright, just temper your expectations going forward for sure.They are in a group project so I'm not going to block them, just not interact unless interacted with sort of deal. It does suck, but not like my life is that enjoyable anyways, so par for the course I guess.
moid, r u my sugar after dinner? my #1 breadwinner?
I was talking to this 31yo gajin hunter and she said she doesnt like Asian men because their bodies look like those of teenagersUse this information to your advantage
>>34953668To my assNow I keep it shoulder length or a bit longer
>>34953683please just die
>>34953686i'll take that as a no
>>34953687please...
>>34953668>That cringe wannabe Kurt Cobain phase in high schoolThe retarded shit I did as a young man because a girl told me it was hot will haunt me to my grave.
>>34953690ur starting to hurt my feelings
>>34953682Sorry anon. It probably wasn't any fault of yours, they're just a flake. At least it doesn't sound like you knew this person too long, so it's good you saw the type of person they were before you invested time and effort into a long friendship.
..hi
>>34953662>Bleach is all style with little substanceIn what way? It had plenty of substance. At least more than Naruto and One Piece. >The last two arcs really left a sour taste in my mouth. The Fake Karakura Town arc left a bad taste in your mouth? It was fucking peak.>it didn't really fix any of the issuesThe only issue Bleach had, just like every other anime, was weak filler arcs.>>34953674>Rave Master had decent potential it never lived up to. RM was Hiro at his best, when he was young and had something to prove. I wish he would have gotten a better studio and budget for the anime, because I feel like that's what killed the series off. >Fairy Tail lived up to its potential but was far from perfect.Early FT was so good. I loved the magic sigils and world building, but it really went off the rails around the Tenrou arc. Animation got weaker and the fights just became less creative.
>>34953633They live happily ever after, til the end on their days...<3
>>34953662>Ichigo friend is kidnapped/arrested/joins bad guys>Ichigo gets ass kicked by mid level member of bad guys>Rushed training arc so he never has time to master new power up>Invasion arc>Squad one on ones bad guys and wins every fight>Ichigo squares up on rival>Uses power up beyond anything he trained for>W>Bad guys become good guysI dropped that trash mid Espada.
>>34953667Negative, I felt guilty.
>>34953692*Kisses your forehead.*Pay no mind to the idiot.
>>34953663>If he can't grab it himself then he's probably indian or latinx, so no.why does that matter?
Cormac McCarthy sucks
>>34953692ok sorry, I'm in a bad mood today
I'm seeing the new restored version of Ken Russell's The Devils next month.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImeXlanF3iY
>>34953696Bleach suffered from being one of the first shows where heavy filler slop was inserted for commercial reasons but outside of Zaraki and Yoruichi I could not give less of a fuck about any of the characters.>FTI mainly read the manga but Fairy Tail I appreciate for following the formula better. It never took itself as seriously as Bleach so I never held it to as high of a standard. The characters were more interesting and Laxus was a giga chad.
Have any anons managed to kick submissive tendencies and become dominant?
>>34953714actually yes
Favorite gundam series. Gender.M. 8th MS Team
>>34953708You didn't like chud meridian?
>>34953708Fuck you, Blood Meridian was a masterpiece.
>>34953717How long did it take?
>>349537180079 but I really liked the 8th MS team and war in the pocket, for some reason I didn't like stardust memory that much, I think the pacing felt off
>>34953696>In what way? It had plenty of substance.Take the Espada and the Quincies. Cool as fuck antagonists, but very one-note characters with very few of them having backstories. Most of them have very little relevance to the story and just exist to get beat up and die to some power that just got introduced in that one fight. Didn't like that.>The Fake Karakura Town arc left a bad taste in your mouth? It was fucking peak.Nah, I read the manga. I didn't like the Fullbringers and Thousand Year Blood War arcs. Fake Karakura Town was indeed peak.>>34953704Okay, so you were in an area where it was hard to see clearly, just trying to pick the best fruit. A woman inserted herself into the situation and you feel like you transgressed upon her.I'm not much of a dream reader, but it sounds like you're fearful of being made to suffer embarrassment, or made to look bad generally, by being tricked by somebody. Of minding your own business and then becoming a victim.
>>34953723it took me having a dominant (and horrible) gf and an entire year to get over her to overcome my submissive tendencies
>>34953708He doesn’t suck. He’s just overrated. Standards have fallen so far that good is now considered great.
>>34953695Hello anon
>>34953708well from here on out your choices become trans writers, ai writers, or petty politicians ghostwritten by trans writers or ai writerschoose wisely
>>34953718SEED.>>34953726Stardust had a troubled production and switched directors partway through. It certainly has some issues.
Is the new Avatar movie good or shit? Looking for something to watch and I’d rather not trash another beloved childhood series in my memories. No I didn’t like LoK
>>34953736>SEEDI asked that question for profiling purposes. You fucking failed.
>>34953730the crossing is better than anything written by a french, russian, or german author to say nothing of lesser traditions.
>>34953736>Stardust had a troubled production and switched directors partway through. It certainly has some issues.yeah, but I liked it a lot just not as much as the other two OVAs also the 8th ms team also switched directors halfway apparently the original director died in a car accident
>>34953742Agreed. My point stands though.
>>34953696>bleach apologist>fairy tale apologist>one piece haterPoor taste.
>>34953746I'm sorry but one piece sucks just as much as the other too if not more
>>34953743>8th MS director diedUnfortunate. The emphasis on tactics seemed to slip as the series went on. Final battle was fucking excellent though. Norris Packard is all that men should aspire to be.
>>34953740LmaoIt varies between SEED and Zeta for me. Right now it's SEED.>>34953743That's true, but Stardust was also competing for resources with F91. The staff went and tried to give it theatrical-level animation, which looks nice, but can't have been easy.
>>34953750One piece is fun and interesting. Not some crazy masterpiece, but not slop like the other two. Its got character.
>>34953597It's a dumb holiday and you fags take it too seriously it's fucking cringe
>>34953746There isn’t a single redeeming quality to One Piece.
>>34953600Gohan's strength can just be chalked up to plot convenience I think. After all, he lost to the next arc's villain. His strength seems to be whatever the plot needs it to be right now.
>>34953711Why are there black wolves among the white wolves?
>>34953668Middle of neck?
boo
>>34953764I actually dont care about this too much. Im a reformed nerd. Too cool for anime.
>>34953648Confidence? NoHappy to make a girl you like happy and feel valuable to her? Yes
>>34953751yeah the first half felt more similar to votoms (which is a good thing) but I mean I did love all the episodes, the gouf fight was pretty coolalso the protagonist of that OVA was voiced by the same guy that voiced adult link in ocarina of time.>>34953758>That's true, but Stardust was also competing for resources with F91. The staff went and tried to give it theatrical-level animation, which looks nice, but can't have been easy.yeah I mean it was pretty cool, but you know what one of my issues was? it focued way too much on the protagonist and that blonde lady's relationship and I just could not care less, but everything else was awesome
I think moids need to shut up and start acting like cattle again.
>>34953609Then what's there to absorb your cooch juice?
>>34953762it also has horrible character designs
>>34953773I think that's a common sentiment. Doesn't help that Nina is a very, very hated character, in both the western and eastern fanbases.
>>34953778yeah she sucks and its very hard for me to actually hate a character, like I actually don't hate sakura from naruto but nina? she sucks
>>34953564I'd rub my face on you and purr incessantly
>>34953777Refer >>34953770 sorry I just dont have it in me to defend ANY anime let alone shounenslop.
MI have returned and I now know how to make baklava
>>34953668down to my shoulders
Women seem to all want to be hurtI don't want to hurt womenI don't want to slap you or spank you or choke you or even demand you do x or y or be aggressive with youWhy do you all want to be treated like shit
>>34953755>>34953769What do you want QT
>>34953525h-hi
>>34953787My ex wanted me to rape her in her sleep. Shit's fucked
>>34953787Stop watching porn. The majority of people are still vanilla.
>>34953525sorry not a chud also I hate you
>>34953787>Women seem to all want to be hurtwho told u that?
>>34953737>No I didn’t like LoK
>>34953793Dude I’ve had some girls ask me for some really gross shit lol. It’s a majority of them.
>>34953794why do u hate me u dont even know who i am (=_=)
>>34953780Do you think her relationship with the enemy was planned from the start, or added in later in production?
>>34953793lol
>>34953799you're the fat fetishist
>>34953802ya but i mean u dont know me irl so u can’t hate me
>>34953774Gonna put me out to stud?
>>34953799NTAYou might as well use a name. You are INCREDIBLY easy to identify
>>34953809if i ever went by a name (i wont) it would not be fat fetishist >You are INCREDIBLY easy to identifymaybe i do it on pyrposei could be hidden if i wanted to
>>34953791M, damn I'd love to do that
>>34953800not sure honestly, it felt like it came out of nowhere. I mean there was one scene when they fight on the moon where she knows him but they don't address that until the last few episodes, so idk maybe they were planing to flesh that out a bit but they ran out of time or something.
>>34953796>Hey you know the cartoon we made with the cool Kung Fu based elemental super powers that had good plot and defined world creation? Yeah people really loved those Darth Maulian fight scenes right?>Well let’s update it all into one big multicultural city and instead of acrobatic Kung Fu we’re going to stream line it with MMA based choreography instead, make the protagonist a chick and make her gay, and put giant robots in it.ATLA mogged it hard.
If I shotty my head nobody would notice me missing, so see you guys in the afterlife I guess
>>34953805I only hate you some days to be fair
>>34953816dont do it anon
hey foid
The straights arent okay. I look at all my gay friends and their healthy lives and relationships and wish I could be them. INDUBITABLY the gender war cannot go on any longer. Therefore, all men now belong to me. Line up.
>>34953816You shouldn't give up until you've tried every treatment.
>>34953822Because gay people are fucking each other nonstop they don't have one relationship they have like 5.
>>34953817is it the days i post hot fat guys
>>34953822What are you gonna do with me?
>>34953812You would do it? I was given a pass to do that once and it seemed like the worst idea imaginable.
>>34953825post em, I wanna see what you like
>>34953826Youre on scrub duty.
>>34953825no it's on random days, I would probably hate you less if you posted your other armpit
>>34953822I'll help you develop a method for becoming a lesbian. But I cannot love again.
Hey FoidDon't be afraidCome with me, andBecome a slave
>>34953830Am I scrubbing you?
>>34953834*beats you with a rake*
>>34953834No, you have to scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy
>>34953764Its worldbuilding is completely unmatched
>>34953822Not interested in being pegged
>>34953828If she's asking for it then it's literally the opposite of rape. She'll like it, why wouldn't I?
>>34953822lol. lol. lol.
>>34953831armpit anon hates me? i thought we were pals.. (u_u)>>34953829no i dont want to annoy ppl
>>34953822I'm too tall and jacked and hung and hot to belong to a woman
>>34953843>armpit anon hates me?just today, I'll like you again tomorrow
>>34953841What if she doesn't feel that way in the middle of the night when you've disturbed her sleep?
32 minutes until I eat dinner.
>>34953846..what did u do to get u to hate me today ive barely been online!
>>34953843Lol he's in the hospital for obesity related issues
>>34953849idk I just got here, I'm in a bad mood today I'm sorry
>>34953850do u think fat guys just can’t be sick ever with anything >>34953852oh okwhat made today a bad day?
>>34953847How am I waking up at 4 am myself without waking her up too? And who wants to even fuck at that time? It's gonna be in the morning, and yeah, if she's saying she wants to be raped in her sleep, she's gonna be okay with being disturbed that way. If a someone wants to be used, use them and they'll be happier
>>34953840Firstly, it wasnt even that often. Secondly, Can a girl not be both kinky and vanilla? Kink just isnt that important to me. I could take it or leave it.>>34953845Too late! Youre mine. :)>>34953843Strange build.
what's up with these new stacy women on youtube hopping on the male loneliness grift? there is a higher chance that world will end tomorrow than a girl like her being lonely
State genderSorry for the multiple anime questions but I have one moreWhat's your favorite couple in an anime?
>>34953822Birds are usually kept in cages. Am I gonna be in a cage within a cage? If you make us wrestle each other, will it be a cage match in a cage in a cage? Please don't be cagey about it.
>>34953858strange or super super super super sexy
>>34953843are you also chubby?(im not)
>>34953864She weighs 90lbs and is like 4'11 or something
>>34953864no>(im not)is it cuz ur fatter than chubby ? :D
>>34953835Could've pegged me but all you want is to beat me with a rake, what a waste.
>>34953860They've actually been doing this for a VERY long time, you can find videos just like this from 15+ years ago. There's more now because there's money (and attention) in it and the algorithm loves it.
>>34953858Wtf I can't be yours. You're not my princess
>>34953839>World buildingAutistic fever dream>>34953861Rock and Revy
>>34953853>what made today a bad day?idk nothing in particular I'm just depressed today
>>34953861m, I don't watch much anime but from what ive seen, Imma say you know, I can't really think of a good one. Like, fmab has a cute main couple but like, ehhh. Maybe the best relationship i've seen is Gon and Killua's friendship in Hunter x Hunter?
>>34953865>rakishly thin trans girl only wants incredibly obese menWeird
>>34953863Honestly, he does look like my type only fatter. Why is he so cute? Are you doing things to my brain fatanon?>>34953869Peggings are for good boys that do their fucking scrubbing.>>34953871Too late.
>>34953860Need a mid femcel gamer girl gf like this
>>34953861Yamada and Ichikawa from BokuYaba. Too precious for this world.
>>34953867no :/ im pretty short and scrawny, sryone day i'll get fit, but eating is such a hassle esp cause I make my own food
i wish i could get a hot extroverted gf then make her a world famous influencer and make tons of money off her
>>34953882Her face looks fake.
>>34953887Why not just wish for money, then?
>>34953880he is VERY cute white guys getting fat is the best thing they can do for themselves lookswise>>34953886short is finescrawny tho? start eating up, u can beef up, i believe in u!>>34953873i hope u feel better soon
>>34953893Gross kys
>>34953894idc what u have to say lanklet
>>34953880My booty is for nice girls, and you don't seem nice.
WomenI had a coworker who liked me, and I liked her. She tried cheating on her bf with me and I refused her, I told her to go to him instead. We got along great outside of that too. One day I talked with a coworker about her, and mentioned an incident where she texted me that she was drunk and horny. Said coworker immediately texted her and snitched on me, and she messaged me angrily and blocked me.Was I the asshole?
>>34953897Why did you gossip about the other girl?
>>34953822I'm tired of being a sub. I've been waiting for a Domme since I was 18, and now I'm a few weeks away from turning 30.And I've rejected some good women in that time. I'm done with degeneracy.
why does jerking off standing up feel so weird? it also requires more work to cum
>>34953861FI can think of a few anime couples but none of them are really like "wow I want that" or "wow they're so good together".
>>34953893is donald trump your type? he is fat and blonde
>>34953897M, yes
>>34953902Because it's not what you're used to.
>>34953900This coworker said that she had hit on him at one point, and I was under the impression we were just talking.
>>34953860Thanks, anon. I'm going to sub to her.
>>34953880You can't do this it's like taking David out of a public gallery and into a private one. Think about all the other girls
>>34953904no he’s like 100 years old and has a terrible fake spray tan
>had a dream I talked to my ex and said I didn't want to date, but wanted to be friends againIs this a sign I should do it?
>>34953860LMFAO she has a bruise on her knee from her recent pounding as well lol
>>34953897>Reveal privately sent text to person with questionable allegiance>Get caught Yeah. And you're dumb. Discussing your lack of a sex life or her attempt at a sex life outside her bf is inappropriate work conversation for one.
guys im turning 27 soon. what advice would you give me, ladies and gents? i've never been in a relationship too because i dont have a social life
>>34953897You're retarded but she's getting what she deserved
>>34953913I didn't say it was AT work, we were hanging out outside of work.
>>34953904>There's a fat fetish anon running loose in /atoga/ right now! Nasty, nasty woman. They have all these beautiful men there and she's trying to make them fat!
I want to make her less sad
>>34953918Are enlisted moids happy now there will be penis inspection day soon?
>>34953917Either way Discussions about sex with coworkers are a bad bet.Discussions about coworkers who are not present are a bad idea if you are not SURE the person you're talking to likes you more than them, and that they're the type of person who likes to gossip.
>>34953918men looks best fat You! the anon reading this right now! would look best fat!
>>34953924you're very cute, and i hope you get your fat man
>>34953921Did you apply to be the official fluffer for the armed forces?
>>34953924You're very annoyingYour gimmick has gotten staleCan you try to talk to any of us like an actual person?
>>34953909Well I think DAVID over here should start contributing.>>34953893Yeah no. I still think this guy would be hotter if he were fit and athletic.>>34953901Shut up, didnt ask.
why are you people saying my name?
>>34953929Whyre you so butthurt about it though lol weird
>>34953929>Can you try to talk to any of us like an actual person?i do all the time.. i've asked u guys what u ate for breakfast or dinneror if u guys like ur jobs, or what kind of hair u guys have, or what weekend plans u guys have>>34953930ew dont talkk to me >>34953925i mean.. why can’t u be him? /j
>>34953934Tell me one fact you've learned about any poster outside of this thread
>>34953607yeah when I'm depressed. they end up smelling like piss>>34953631evangelion
>>34953926No.
>>34953939Girl what are you doing aren't you itchy
>>34953938wdym outside this thread?like anons ive talked to outside of atoga? im confused
>>34953932Sup David
good night women, men too
>>34953942Anything you learned about a poster in another thread, so you can't just scroll up and find some random shit. Anything that you committed to memory
>>34953945*another /atoga/ thread
>>34953941look I'm depressed and doing my best
I hope the fat fetishist gets nighmares tonight
>>34953948MNothing I have lost my will to live
>>34953945oh i seewell i remember theres this one anon who makes/paints pretty impressive miniature figures. i asked abt it and he posted an example just the other daytheres another anon who posted a video a while back of him making a mess by shaking some weird concoction in a bottle and it sprayed everywhere+ an anon just the other day was getting bullied for reading only 25 pages an hour too loli think he was reading some weird autobiography of some old guyand another anon who posted his scalp for me like 2 days ago too, saved it in my atoga folder
>>34953948I hate these women and are jealous of them
>>34953948FFearing the loss of my job I guessUsually get up in the afternoon tho
>>34953631MaleJojo
>>34953934Btw, the people antagonizing you do it to all the recognizable femanons here including the fun ones. You can keep talking to them but they won't change and most women leave here anyway. Not always cause of them, but also probably boredom. Just saying.
>>34953950the rise of ozempic use in men has already caused enough distress for me (9_9)
>>34953947Yeah so am I. Discomfort is a motivator. I'll not brush my teeth for longer than I'll go without changing my underwear. The flaky skin I get from the area constantly being damp is legitimately painful.
>>34953948It should have been me, not him!IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
>>34953962Grow a dick and it could be.
>Almost time to go to the movies>- Mr. Movies
>>34953948>Gender>What motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?My dog, my family, being grateful to still have a job.
>>34953948>>34953962never felt the urge to throw up my dessert so I can look like him before now
>>34953911Sure but make sure you don't lead her on.
>>34953948I feel like I owe it to myself. I am alive, so I need to get up and enjoy my day as much as I'm able every day.
>>34953957i figured that much ya, altho some of them do have some pretty concrete reasoning for finding me annoying xd
>>34953897>Women>I had a coworker who liked me, and I liked her. She tried cheating on her bf with me and I refused her, I told her to go to him instead. We got along great outside of that too. One day I talked with a coworker about her, and mentioned an incident where she texted me that she was drunk and horny. Said coworker immediately texted her and snitched on me, and she messaged me angrily and blocked me.>Was I the asshole?She overreacted by shifting all the blame and acting enraged, but you invited drama into your professional life by running your mouth. Learn from this: keep your personal life and private text messages completely away from your colleagues.
>>34953967Idk man it's been five years.
>>34953961look I'm going to be real, I'm not sure if my discharge is normal because all my panties get yellow stained but I dont know if its just piss from not wiping. that reminds me I need to brush my teeth its been 3 days
>>34953948This video makes me very uncomfortable
Baldur's Gate 3 sucks ass bro, I can't believe I wasted $40 on this.
>>34953969Go to bed, fucker
>>34953980is it not refundable?
>>34953981I really should, I only just got my sleep schedule under control after doing 3-4 hours every night for a while.
>>34953987ohio will u bless this thread w another hand pic?
Femanon, do you think you could suck his dick all day?
>>34953980What do you usually play?
>>34953993No.
>>34953939>yeah when I'm depressed. they end up smelling like pissFuck that's hot. Please send them to me.
>>34953974Don't give up hope
>>34953976Nta, so much here that grosses me out
>>34953993NoMy jaw would hurt for a week
>>34953976Why would you not wipe I'm not even this gross when I'm camping
>>34953987Didn’t ask
>>34953991No. I just got warned for doing that the last time. Probably for the best.
>>34954009really? ive never gotten warned for posting my own, i thought it was just a myth
>>34953976You're nasty. Go see a doctor
>>34953982No, I've been playing for more than 2 hours.>>34953997I like action RPGs, but I liked Fallout 2 so I thought I would like this.
>>34954009Definitely for the best, nobody wants to see that shitShe asks as a way of making fun of you
>>34953980>Baldur's Gate 3 sucks ass broWhy do you say this?
>>34954018>She asks as a way of making fun of youwhat? no i ask all moids for hand picsstop being weird and evil
>>34954001>>34954012She's not gross, she just needs to sit on my face and let me clean it for her
>>34954019The combat sucks balls and all the characters are obnoxious assholes.
>>34954020You single him out as a form of teasingIt’s understandable but let’s just be honest at least lol
>>34954023i single him out because i fancy his hands the most
MenIf a woman you've only had sex with like 5 times and weren't that excited about got pregnant, would you want her to tell you about it before she aborts? Or would you rather she just ghost you?
>>34954024Why
>>34954026cuz they look the best
>>34954027Mood™Me hoping a magnesium supplement will fix me
>>34954022>The combat sucks balls and all the characters are obnoxious assholes.It's pretty much made to be like a D&D campaign. They're made to seem like obnoxious assholes early on, then their morals are shaped by you, your decisions, and your dialogue choices. Shadowheart doesn't have to be an edgy cunt, Astarion doesn't have to be a murder hobo, Lae'zel doesn't need to be up her queen's crack, and Wyll isn't always a self-righteous sack of dicks. It makes it more rewarding when you save them from the bad path they are all headed down. Doubly so when you play as a Dark Urge.
>>34954029Because they’re fat right?
>>34954034not fat per say but chubbier than any other moid hands ive seen (whyare you all so skinny wtf)
>>34954036Close enough to an insultProud of you anon :)
>>34954037being fat isnt an insult for men
Pregnant women be like: I’m going to have a baby.Hahahahha!
>>34954033Why should I even care about these people to begin with? Anyway, I don't care about that, gameplay is the core of any game, and that sucks.
>>34953930Contribute what bruh do you want me to start posting pictures of my hog
>>34954038NTADo you think we take it that way?
>>34954046:/ no but i wish u did idk how to make u all understand how i feel
>>34954049So then, fat is an insult to us, no?
>>34954052but u shouldnt see it that way at least not in the context of my posts since ive made it clear im not using it as an insult but actually the complete opposite
>>34953999sure>>34954001>>34954004>>34954012I'm sorry, I dont want to live like this
>>34954054NtaCalling someone fat is going to make a normal person feel bad no matter how you intend it.
>>34954056what am i supposed to do then
>>34953948Should I kms if this will never remotely be me in any capacity with any woman?
>>34954054That’s not how it works. If I like unattractive girls and I say you’re my type, that’s not a compliment.I guess Ohio doesn’t mind or maybe just hasn’t noticed but it’s generally insulting. Idk that’s all I wanted to say.
>>34954062Those are actual whores, anon.
>>34954063> If I like unattractive girls and I say you’re my type, that’s not a compliment.personally id take it as one cuz ur saying im ur type and id be flattered
>>34954059Keep your fetish to yourself. It hurts people's feelings and is bad for their health. Your fetish gives people heart disease. You're just as bad as a guy who's into anorexic women so he encourages it and draws attention to their bodies.
Femanons would you manicure your bfs fingernails for him?
>>34954070No because I'd fuck it up.I'd paint his dominant hand for him but beyond that he'll do better doing it himself.
>>34953976What does your breath smell like
>>34954069lol i am not having the whole 'fat fetish = immoral or bad' argument, grown man are in charge of their own bodies, im not forcing anything
>>34954073You're encouraging unhealthy bodies because they get you off. That's creep behavior.
>>34954072not too bad, a bit like cheese
>>34954059I think it’s shitty to single one person out repeatedly in an insulting way but you do you, idc. Basically bullying.
>>34954013I played payday 3 for more than 2 hours and I got it refunded anyway because it was so shit
>>34954075>encouragingmen who are already fat suddenly dont exist (?_?) >>34954077okay when u put it that way i see what u mean, i'll stop , sorry
>>34954025Tell me about the abortion
>>34954025I wouldn't really care 2bh
>>34954079It’d be different if you could ask him in private, but fat (heh) chance of that.
>>34954081It's a hypothetical. In theory you'd think I would have gotten pregnant at least once by now but I think I'm broken.
>>34954078So I should give it a shot?
>>34954077>bullyingSo what? You talk as if there is something wrong with bullying.
>>34954083thatd be kinda weird to do loli dontwanna seem like a creep
>>34954041*Gets you pregnant*
>>34954086No but she does and rails against it all the time.>>34954087I meant if you were friends or something.
>>34954079>men who are already fat suddenly dont exist We're not talking about that we're talking about your constant "men should be fat! uwu" posting. You can't read a room you just show up and start babbling about your sexual preferences.I know I'm autistic, if even I think you're annoying it's bad.
>>34954084I mean, adoption is still a thing if you really wanted a kid. And hypothetically if you were unable, then no need spend $$ for protection, no need for condom, no need to fear, etc. Not at all a bad thing.And it's just a personal thing for me to want to know. I'm a guy who'd rather know that he ran over a squirrel than not, I can think of many friends of mine who wouldn't
>>34954071Not paint but just trimming and buffing them And I thought it'd be easier if you could use your dominant hand on both, when I switch to my left I chop my right hand up
>>34954091>you just show up and start babbling about your sexual preferencesNta, lmao do you even know where you are?
will hookers and hot women fix my depression?
>>34954085You could worst case they just deny it. Also if you haven't try jagged Alliance, it doesn't take itself too seriously story wise and the characters are kinda just satirical.
>>34954097No it'll feel empty
>>34954099what will then. im running out of ideas
>>34954090> No but she does and rails against it all the time.hey i wasnt bullying on purpose my intention was literally rooted in attraction it just cameacross wrong and when u told me how it looked like bullying i said id stop so i dont think its fair thatu say i was bullying in the same way i get upst at others for bullying on here>I meant if you were friends or something.im already friends with all atoga moids >>34954091r u trying to imply my posts have actually managed to convince men to get fat? cuz thats the only way ur argument holds up..
>>34954059The other people sorta have a point. >Nooo babe, you don't have to work out or get fit! I'm super attracted to ugly people!sorta implied vibe here since it isn't very conventional. A woman could argue that it's the same as a guy who likes small boobs, but the flaw is that a shit metric ton of guys love small boobs (including me).It's very simple to just phrase it better. >I'm genuinely attracting to your physical body, like sexually (if you're being questioned by the fat guy on whether you care)>I actually do love the way you look, and you're so comfy to snuggle with, to hold; I feel so safe around a body like yoursetc etc
>>34954100Work on yourself, always been like this.Develop hobbies and a healthy relationship with yourself, that will make you confident and people will naturally gravitate to you.
I find it kind of insulting when she tells me to get fat. Do you know how hard I worked for this body.
>>34954068Nta if a girl told me she had a big thing for short guys I'd just find it weird, because it is
>>34954102why do u keep using ugly and fat interchangable, i dont want to talk to u if u keep doing that, its not cool
Do you guys ever feel like fate is stacked against you? Like God/the gods/whatever the fuck hate you? I feel like that a lot. I feel cursed.
>>34954106Because 99% of people on Earth do.
>>34954091>You can't read a room you just show up and start babbling about your sexual preferences.KEK, dude a ton of guys here already do this shit. You're trying to gatekeep 4chan, holy shit ffs. You're the one who needs to read the roomOk you said you're autistic, so makes sense. But guy, just leave if you can't handle 4chan. I'd say ignore her but idk if you can honestly do that with your capacity
>>34954093Huh? I was telling you that to be like "this isn't about me just answer the question". Why do you talk like that? So we have 1 yes and 1 don't care so far>>34954095Okay then he's on his own. I'm not going to do any better on someone else's nails than they will. I'll just end up clipping something too short or hurting him with the file.>>34954096She's a special kind of irritating. Not quite bikini anon levels but she makes me want to hit her.
>>34954108well be the 1% that doesn’t then, i said its not cool , dont u want to be cool? or at least not mean how do u think a fat man would feel seeing u say that
>>34954108They really don’t.
>>34954106Literally >>34954108You can't make people conform to your standards especially when yours isn't the norm
>>34954091Who made you thread police, anon? At worst she's harmless, and at best she makes fat anons feel better about themselves.
>>34954107At one point, but eventually things started clicking and I feel like everything turned out for the better.
>>34954110>but she makes me want to hit her.what the heck!!
>>34954110How do you do your own then, just do it like that
>>34954110From >>34954025>would you want her to tell you about it before she aborts? Or would you rather she just ghost you?My response is >>34954081>Why do you talk like that? I went to school?
>>34954101I'm implying you are extremely irritating and socially inept.>>34954109She's allowed to post and I'm allowed to call her annoying. No one is doing anything out of the ordinary here. >>34954114No one has to LISTEN to me but I'm allowed to say it.
>>34954110>She's a special kind of irritating.It’s not whoever it is’s fault that you hate yourself because you’re fat. Personally, i don’t even care that it’s a larp. It’s endearing to have one person not encouraging anons to hate themselves.
>>34954106Why do you keep using fat and hot as interchangeable
>>34954111>how do u think a fat man would feel seeing u say thatI am fat and I know it’s not attractive, I’m a fat ugly bastard. I don’t find the fetishization flattering. You’re basically saying>aww i love ugly guys so much! guys please stop taking care of yourselves okay?>wow you’re so ugly, i love it!
>>34954119AhSee I misunderstood because at the time she would be telling you she wouldn't have had the abortion yet.Going to school doesn't make you talk like a not so great at his job politician? Idk the way you brought up the adoption thing was giving uncanny valley vibes like you're just pretending to be a human man.
>>34954115How old were you when things started clicking?
>>34954128Less about age and more about situations, you still have to push yourself out of that hole it's not gonna magically fall in your lap.Once I started doing it everything started clicking and what seemed a catastrophe before now seems like a hidden blessing.
>>34954120Yeah, you definitely can. And I can call you out on your hypocrisy.
>>34954121I'm a thin woman.I dislike her because she's annoying. Bring it up every once in a while not every other post. She's annoying the same way male anons who just can't not make everything sexual are annoying except she's doing it with being fat. Since when are we not allowed to bully people here? Especially when she was getting called out for being kind of bully by calling people fat? Like why are you mad and defending her just ignore the whole thing. Or are you fat and her schtick gives you an ego boost?
Do you think some bored housewife watching the Joy of painting fantasized about fucking Bob Ross while her husband wasn't at home?
>>34954122cuz it is to me, why would i go off of anyone else's mindset or values other than my own >>34954124how fat?and no im not asking in a fetishy way, its just sometimes guys say they are fat and then they are like 20-30 lbs overweight, and i feel like, no offense, but that lvl of 'fat' isnt really the type that would be affected or flattered by my posts (if ever)>>aww i love ugly guys so much! guys please stop taking care of yourselves okay?thing is, ugly is *objectively* a negative and insulting. theres no way to call someone ugly and it not offending ppl, but w fat its different. ive literally interacted w fat guys (and no they dont share a fat fetish) and they dont get offended when swooned or lusted over simply cuz they’re fat >>34954131i said i'd stop the bullying
>>34954126>talk like a not so great at his job politician???
>>34954130>hypocrisy Where is it?
>>34954107Yes. Every time I do something it goes horribly hilariously wrong, like a joke is being played on me by god.
>>34954133>cuz it is to me, why would i go off of anyone else's mindset or values other than my ownYou almost get it come on
>>34954131> I'm a thin woman.>I dislike her because she's annoying.HahahahahaAhahahahahahahaha.
>>34954118>How do you do your own then I mostly don't. I'll file them if I have to but I don't paint my fingernails. Occasionally I'll paint my toes but I didn't do it at all this summer. I'm not the person you ask to help you with a manicure.
>>34954135Literally my entire second-to-last response?
>>34954132Absolutely, he's sweet as hellt. moid
>>34954138>it's the asexual femanon whining again
>>34954138She's trying to ruin the men. I hate her!>>34954140Link it or let it go
>>34954132There had to have been one married gal who was watching him and thought, yeah I'd fuck him. Don't know if anyone is getting off to Bob painting though
>>34954144>She's trying to ruin the men. ya well u dont own men..
>>34954129I need to know the age bro. Don't get weird with me.
>>34954139Filing is what I hate the most because it's so tedious. But I always have to because cutting and clipping leaves it a rough and it'll catch on something and splinter if I don't y'know How would you even hurt me with a file seems like it'd have to be in purpose
>>34954131>I'm a thin woman.>I dislike her because she's annoyingI’d fuck your chubby friend twice before i’d even take a look at you.
>>34954144>>34954109
>>34954147Sure but I'm allowed to call her gross and stupid on an anonymous forum because I dislike her preferences. I don't get what the bid deal is just post amongst yourselves. Unless you're all fat and are hoping she picks you I'm not understanding the defensiveness on her behalf.
>>34954147Bruh you don't own them either
>>34954154If you guys have any advice to give I'd appreciate it.
>>34954152Oh so you don't know what hypocrisy is ok. See this post >>34954153No one defends the foot fetishists like this. Just get over it?
>>34954153>>34954147is me/ i am heryea ur allowed to call me gross or whatever but saying im ruining men is just weird and annoyng, u dont own men!!!!!! >>34954155thing is i dont reply to other femanons who post/talk abt their type in men and say they are wrong/ ruining them just cuz they’re not fat, meanwhile that dumb bitch is,
>>34954156As an alternative, shitpost on the internet.
>>34954158>u dont own men!!!!!!>Constantly telling men to get fat or stay fat
>>34954149You don't HAVE to, you feel you have to, I'm giving you a straight answer not getting weird.Probably like 28? or some shit, and truly started falling into place around 30.Again it's not about age, the problems could've started when you were 5, for me it was multiple deaths and sickness and abandonment other personal issues nonstop, but eventually years later that ended up being possibly the best timing and events since the alternatives were 10000 times more devastating.
>>34954151You say this like it's an insult. I'm skinny because I want to be not because I think this is my most fuckable form.
>>34954160gee anon i didnt know i was so magic and powerful my atoga posts singlehandedly halted moids' diets and weight loss plans
>>34954153>because I dislike her preferencesThe truth comes out. Here you were trying to act like a white knight for men, when meanwhile the whole time it was just chick on chick violence. Get fucked cunt.
>>34954158You want them to be fat. You want to ruin them. It's not enough to lust after fat men you want them all to be fat. It's greedy. And gross. It's fucked up, you're fucked up.
>>34954163You don't own men
>>34954166>>34954163im starting to wish i was as influential as u guys say i am ...
>>34954156Big part of modern adulthood is realizing that not all doctors are great problem solvers. They aren't engineers, and have a ton of boundaries holding them back. It is very good advice to consider doctor hopping or seeing second opinions. It's sorta hard to describe to a robot or alien the exact way to tread the line between >not all doctors are goodand>doctors are trained professionals who know this stuff better than your dumb ass,so in the end it's really up to you. And it's pretty harmless to get a second opinion if you can afford it. If your feelings are telling you that your therapist isn't helping out, see a different one. Your feelings are valid. Look up online reviews if possible.
>>34954133Thinking about it, perhaps you should apologize too.
>>34954161Well that's good I'm 26, I guess it's not over for me yet.
>>34954165Is that why everyone got upset about this? They thought I was disingenuously defending men? No I'm just calling her out for liking things that are gross and being irritating about it because the thread was slow ish and I hate her.
>>34954153> I'm not understanding the defensiveness on her behalfBitch, take your faux ally shit somewhere else. We can shit on her; you’re not allowed to.
>>34954157Do explain how my post does not describe hypocrisy accurately then
>>34954171Again you're putting too much emphasis on the age
>>34954168Intent matters even if your methods are not effective. You desire to change other people's bodies to suit your own sexual preferences. Creep behavior.
>>34954173>>34954165I disagree with you. and you guys suck>>34954168you're fine
>>34954176i guess im a creepim a weirdo..
>>34954162>i try to look sexy for meeeeeeYou’re a walking stereotype. I can already tell you give unenthusiastic handjobs.
>>34954160>>34954163KNOCK IT OFF BITCHESWe must not fight or the moids are going to jerk their penis to it!!!
>>34954173>you're not allowedI definitely am I've been doing it for a little while now.>>34954174Burden of proof belongs to you anon. You're the one who cares.>>34954180I don't try to look sexy for me, I'm not autosexual. I just want to kill myself more than usual if I weigh over 130. I am admittedly bad at handjobs but it's not an enthusiasm issue. But I wouldn't give one to a fat guy.
>>34954182she started it..
>>34954179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qKy4cMPUI
>>34954182This is all your fault, you did this.
I should start architectposting
>>34954183I don't think you understand how arguments work.I made a claim that you were hypocritical, and ALREADY gave immediate evidence to that claim. Your response is that you don't understand what hypocrisy means.It is now YOUR burden to disprove my evidence.
>>34954182>>34954186I'm male
>>34954182I find it very funny that neither of those posts is me. Same feeling as blaming a younger sibling for something I did and getting away with it.
>>34954183>I just want to kill myself more than usual if I weigh over 130.>But I wouldn't give one to a fat guyHahahahahaha.
>>34954182Too late
>>34954191o i thought u were the bitter femanonlanklet>>34954187kek
>>34954190My response was that YOU don't know what it means. Based on your comprehension skills I'm inclined to believe myself. You can keep giving me (you)s if you want but I don't really see the point.
>>34954194
I had no idea so many anons were fat and were getting a boost from the fetishists attention. I knew some of you were fat but the majority? Kinda giving me the ick.
>>34954199stop being a cunt
>>34954196>My response was that YOU don't know what it means.How in the world is that evidence? My claim: the world is round>NO it's flatHow in the world would the latter be considered evidence? How in the world would the latter refute my claim?
>>34954199I'm not fat thoughever
>>34954187Comedians really aren't that funny are they
>>34954199Nigga. Do you know where you are. And most of this country's userbase is American
>>34954199>I had no idea so many anons were fat and were getting a boost from the fetishists attentionu are so off, if that was the case theyd reply to my several posts abt fat guys, yet they never do.
>>34954200No>>34954201I never claimed it was evidence. I asked you to provide evidence if you expect me to defend myself. I'm still waiting. >>34954203Good job>>34954205I'm American. It's no excuse.
>>34954204Okay miss dead on the insidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhLOJ5F9XNs
>>34954204He's kinda right tho
>>34954210Creep is gay and lame
>>34954212someones not a creep.. not a weirdosomeone knows what he’s doing here
>>34954214Kek
>>34954156I'd try a different one. Generally boomers and women weren't a good match for me.
>>34954207>I never claimed it was evidence. Ok so you're basically agreeing that you're making a claim without proof, giving credence to my claim that>I don't think you understand how arguments work.>I asked you to provide evidence if you expect me to defend myself. I'm still waiting. Yes, you did >>34954144>Link it or let it goWhich I already did. And you have given zero argument against my first claim of hypocrisy and the evidence provided. And again, simply saying >you don't know what hypocrisy meansis not evidence to your argument, as you already admitted at the top of this comment
>>34954212I am lame and a little gay.White people music is a thing and Creep is on the list. You put on "come on Eileen" by Dexy's midnight runners and the whites flock to it.
Women, is this the ideal male body?
Women would you date a man who doesn't laugh and doesn't smile
>>34954220It's an alright body. He's just sitting down.
>>34954220he needs to be ****** >>34954221what if i tickle him
>>34954217You made a claim that I was being a hypocrite and have yet to prove it. Saying a whole lot but also nothing at all.>>34954221Absolutely not.
>>34954062>Should I kms if this will never remotely be me in any capacity with any woman?Anon, you can get abs.
>>34954221What's wrong, Mr. Grumpy Gills?
>>34954218>You put on "come on Eileen" by Dexy's midnight runners and the whites flock to it.Ngl, i just got a thrill hearing the chorus break in my head. Let’s do this! Crank up the volume!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODDyZRF6A
>>34954033>They're made to seem like obnoxious assholes early on, then their morals are shaped by you, your decisions, and your dialogue choicesBruh, this is a narc's dream
>>34954224>have yet to prove it.You already said >>34954144>Link it or let it go And I already did >>34954152Christ, we're still at step 2 here. Why don't you made your damn rebuttal or admit your hypocrisy?
>>34954225Can I get 8 inches in height though? Or a developed chin and jaw?
>>34954183Are you /fit/?
>>34954230Technically, yes.
>>34954229I don't have to rebut shit if your evidence is nonexistent. You pointed me back to my own post and said "see, right here" and I said "I don't see it". You continuing to say "look at it!" isn't going to change my perception. You can explain or we can keep doing this, your choice.
>>34954231Not particularly.
atoga moids, what color are ur eyes and what color is ur hair?
Women, how do you feel about literally being made to milk cocks and drain balls with maximum efficiency?
>>34954235BrownVery dark brown/black only looks brown under some lights
>>34954214>someones not a creep.. not a weirdo>someone knows what he’s doing herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aabk94wOBY
>>34954227Next on the dance list. Let’s Go!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>>34954237we are twins anon :D
>>34954236How do you feel being a milkable moid that isn't getting milked?
>>34954235>EyesDark brown, nearly black>BlackRaven Black
>>34954241>that isn't getting milked?Are you sure about that
>>34954235Green with hazel inner ring. Get fucked plebs.
>>34954244green hair? kino
>>34954243Are you really jorkin rn?
>>34954246Always
>>34954241You tell me, I'm sure a cow would know all about that
I finally cleaned up my room. I got like to full trash bags taken out of here. It was 90% empty cups and water and soda bottles, I don't leave rotting food in my room like some people. Also I never get bugs. I did have a mouse once, but as soon as I knew it was an issue I cleaned my room and set up traps.
>>34954235Blue and Brown
>>34954239And now for some carefree faggotry> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
>>34954249nice job anonuse cage/no-kill traps, not the glue ones, those are inhumane
>>34954239This is a good song to run to
>>34954247ʘ‿ʘ
>>34954249>>34954253>Don't use glue trapshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6zr_ciMKEI
>>34954252NtaThis one never got me. I don't get it. My step sister LOVES it though.>>34954253Even traditional kill traps are better than glue traps.
>>34954253>>34954256It was a while ago and I used the neck snappy ones. It's still killing it, but it's a quick death.
>>34954254>a good song to run toLet’s get up and gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuJIqmha2Hk
>>34954233Lol, at this point it sounds like you're just butthurt you got called outZero argument, zero rebuttal, kek. It helps that literally every message is saved on here
>>34954257>My step sister LOVES it though.What does she dress up as on halloween?
Why are women so cute and pretty?
>>34954260This was on my iPod this was such a banger when I was in high school.>>34954262Called out for what exactly? It's like you think ghosts are real or you're schizophrenic or something. What do you see that the rest of us can't?
>>34954266If they weren't then our species wouldn't exactly have a lot of staying power
>>34954264Fuck if I know. I was 17 when my dad got with her mom I've never been with her on Halloween and she's like 27 with a toddler rn.
Which demographic of women is the most bbc obsessed besides white women?
>>34954259well thats grim couldve been betterbut coudlve been worse toodid u at least bury his body
>>34954271
>>34954272I think I threw it out in the woods. From the woods he came and to the woods he returned.
>>34954259shoulda used a square of cheese, a stick, and a boxwhere is your empathy
>>34954271>white womenYou already named the biggest one. Scandinavians and redheads, generally, the more pink and pale, the more they want it.
>>34954187>Patrice O'Neal mentioned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y6bOXPm6JEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIHXwjRi96c
OK, I showered and brushed my teeth, now I'm going to put on fresh undies too
>>34953045MOnly happened once, I was fucking her missionary and I my legs were apart for drive, it was almost like a mating press.
>>34954279Good job anon, I'm proud of you
>>34954281ty it means a lot
Women, thoughts on cunnilingus?
>>34954279Yay good for you. Feels better right?
>>34954278Don't understand dudes who grow complacent and just stop giving a shit about their bitch. If I have a hot chick with me 24/7 how am I not supposed to admire her like a piece of art and be all up in her, are you niggas just gay or dating uglies.
>>34954288You’re just like a young teen before getting your license who says that you don’t understand why people don’t love driving everywhere all the time chauffeuring.
what color socks do atoga moids have on rn
>>34954290Im barefoot right now but I was wearing my panda socks today
>>34954290boring white short socks
>>34954290I never wear socks unless I'm wearing shoes. Yuck.
>>34954291>panda socksim jealous>>34954292me too!
>>34954293thats crazy, i wear socks more than i dont, do u live somewhere hot?
>>34954289Literally everything I have I admire like that, shit that I've had for years, my car, my guitars, my a nice gun, my girl, whatever it is, I still take a moment to take them in. Having them for a long time doesn't make them any less enjoyable that's why I've had them for so long. And most of the time driving is a chore that you don't wanna do going to places you don't wanna go so it's not the same
>>34952663MHuman warlockpvp baby, let's fucking go!
>>34954295Varies by time of year. In summer it regularly hits 100+ degrees, in winter it can drop below 0.
>>34954299maybe we live in the same state (O_o)
>>34954287yeah, not having an aura feels good
>>34954300Wouldn't be the first time. I almost met up with a femanon who happened to live like 15 minutes away once.
>>34954288>Don't understand dudes who grow complacent and just stop giving a shit about their bitchDo you remember the first week you had a smartphone? Or the first week you got a car? Or even the first week you got a game you still play every day? The honeymoon phase ends and it all becomes complacent over time, no matter what.
>>34954302>15 mins awaythatd freak me the hell outhow do u know it wasnt some catfish who found ur ip and was just lyng abt the conicidence of living so close
>>34954303Yes. If I don't like it I get bored of it. If it's something I'm proud to own then I still look at it the same way. Niggas are lazy, they settle and get bored, no shit
>>34953869>Could've pegged me but all you want is to beat me with a rake, what a waste.Don't ever let a woman peg you. I was pegged 8 years ago, and I still bleed 2-3 times a week when I take a shit. It's not worth it.
>>34954304>thatd freak me the hell outIt sure freaked me out! I was prepared to hide under my bed and pretend it never happened, but she insisted on pursuing the matter.>how do u know it wasnt some catfish who found ur ipCan't imagine how that'd happen over 4chan. Unless they got me to click a fishy link.>was just lyng abt the conicidence of living so closeThat was a concern, so I didn't get specific about my location until we knew each other better. Exchanged pictures and whatnot. Unfortunately COVID then hit and threw a wrench in any plans.
>>34954307Nigga see a doctor
>>34954308to think covid mightve stopped atoga first potential marriage
>>34954308>Unfortunately COVID then hitHow long have you been here you fucking loser
>>34954307you should have pegged her with your cock instead if you know what I mean
>>34954312Some of us have been here for like 20 years
>>34954307That's probably just from excessive straining / not enough fiber, anon. The vast majority of people don't eat enough fiber!>>34954311Clearly the conspiracy theories about it being a government hoax were true all along. They couldn't let a marriage that powerful go through and had to shut it all down.
puts pastel blue hair dye in atoga moid's hair while he sleeps (^ u ^)
>>34954318I'd be more upset about the ruined pillow than my hair. Even more so because you'd probably need to bleach it first.
>>34954319but anon...its magic hair dye that only get on ur hair and needs no bleaching
>>34954321Oh. Well I'd prefer dark blue. Or maybe like a teal. But this is less bad than expected.
>>34954271>Which demographic of women is the most bbc obsessed besides white women?Whasian/Hapa women?
what parts of atoga anon's body do they apply lotion to and how often?
>>34954336MHands and penis tip daily>I'm a victim of circumcision
>>34954340tfw no ridged band, no frenulum, no male g spot..should i kms?
>>34954343Never.Your enemies win if you do.
Blue Valkyrie rn
>>34954336FI put jojoba oil all over when I get out of the shower. After I wash just my face too. In the winter I put lotion on my elbows and wrists/hands when they start to itch or hurt but it's never enough.
>>34954336Mhands. my hands get really dry and i get that white flaky thing between my fingers from the start of fall. also, my hands are always cold af
>>34954336FWhole body daily. Face and hands a couple of times per day. Lip balm every hour.
>>34954352>>34954359Why are women so obsessed with oiling themselves up. I've literally never needed lotion
>>34954336M. Daily aquaphor to my face.A lot of it too. I glisten.
>>34954271Good morning saar.
Should useless minds be dumped on the walls and ceilings?
can someone please tell me how to get a smooth clean shave on my fucking neck? i've started to use a safety razor and everytime i do it i get razor bumps and redness around my neck. and before you say: i do shave WITH the grain, use light pressure with short strokes and i am using some normal shaving gel, nothing fancy
>>34954383Wax your face
>>34954368You guys are always calling us flaky I thought you understood we needed it
i love my air fryer so much. how I went years without having one is beyond me. i just have a crappy cheap model but it beats the oven and actually frying stuff at an insane level
>>34954385>Oils up>Still flakyFat load of good that did huh?
>>34954385How clever
>>34954383get laser or electrolysis so its never an issue again
>>34954390Loads better than if I do nothing at all I had prescription lotion as a kid
>>34954368You need it. You can clearly see the people using lotion and not as they get older.
Women. I like how you squeal and shake your hands and cover your mouth when you're excited.
Foids of all colors, what made you racisr?
if you're a guy, not ugly, over 1.80m, take minimal care of yourself, and don't have a very strong neurodivergenceYou literally get any woman you want without trying too hardya all agree?
>>34954398Okay, good. Less stuff to worry about
>>34954406>if you're a guy, not ugly, over 1.80m, take minimal care of yourself, and don't have a very strong neurodivergence>You literally get any woman you want without trying too hard>ya all agree?Probably 15-20 years ago. But competition is a lot more stiff in 2026.
>>34954406You have to be financially independent, but yes.
>>34954411Why would you worry about that?
>>34954406somewhat true but i would say any woman is a stretch, every woman is different. some women don't like white guys, or some only like whites. also there are women who are into ugly men, i am not kidding, like tall fat ugly guys who are gonna ravage them in bed
>>34954406MIn the past, but the quality of guy seems to have increased in recent years
>>34954406183 cm, good facial foundation but nothing with a "wow"-factor, 3-4x a week hypertrophy exercises + skincare routine that keeps my acne away, but really bad at socializing and I don't leave the house much.Where's my pool of pussy?
>>34954406No. You can only get at most between 80-90% of women into you if you're the top of the top and the bare minimum like you suggested. Thinking you can get every woman and win every battle is setting yourself up for failure and disappointment
>>34954415Shut up
>>34954429??? Now I'm also confused
Nigga I'm telling you now NEVER trust the marriage advice of anyone who posts anime girls
>>34954433I’m kidding, don’t want to come off as dramatic, but didn’t want to explain it.
>>34954440Why not
>>34954442Stop it.
Women, are you excited about this new Instagram feature that allows you to blur people in your stories? It's going to be useful for soft launching casual relationships.
>>34954449What!?!? We're anonymous
>>34954453Already done some half naked ones, works really well
>>34954459I never thought about that, it helps you advertise your OnlyFans too. Good for business.
>>34954456Okay. What was the question? Heh
>>34954461Yep!
>>34954462The question was why were you worried about that in the first place
Time for the low-cortisol morning wank to Beautiful Agony.
How do you cope with relationships ending for perceived no progress when you are already trying your best?
>>34954459>>34954463NTA. Do you collab with other creators?
>>34954426>5'11>bare minimumLmao manlets btfo
>>34954464Oh, idk. I don’t want people to think I’m silly or something
>>34954473One other creator so far.
>>34954426>bare minimumyou tried to ragebait, femanon but you failed
>>34954488>One other creatorFemale or male creator?
>>34954404Being rejected by a Korean boy in middleschool. I fell in love with him so deeply when we were kids that I still dream about him to this day. Now I just don't want to even think about asian guys.
when you realise there is a cute lil lonely femanon naked in her bed browing atoga rn
>>34954493I'd smack her butt while she's belly downYou hear that femanons. I'll smack your butt while you're belly down. Like a drum
>>34954493browses atoga for a little bit waiting for a fwb to arrive
>>34954489>femanonI'm a guy
>>34954488Are you the femanon that does OF with her sister?
>>34954493Wearing underwear means I'm not naked, actually. But close enough.
>>34954494what about her cute lil titties?
>OF collabIt's funny how nonchalant it sounds when in reality you're suggesting eating her pussy.
>>34954500cup size?
>>34954507Idk why >>34954508 answered for me, but they're correct.
>>34954496Moid hands. There's no way fwbs are meeting this early.
>>34954510It's like 02:36 on the west coast, perfect time for one of femanon's random booty calls
>The best way to make someone fall in love with you is playing hot and cold. Flirt and be loving enough that the other person thinks the relationship is developing, but leave enough ambiguity that they drive themselves insane trying to decode your words and actions. Follow the One Day One Week rule. Each time you seem to progress the relationship, disappear and ignore all attempts at contact for one week. The person will come to associate your presence with relaxation and your absence with distress. Repeat this process for six months or so to sow obsession in them, then make the relationship official.ATOGA is this true?
>>34954493I'm wearing undies and socks
>>34954518Thigh highs?
>>34954509hmmmph. nice. waist?
>>3495452137
>>34954516Nah man fuck this shit
>>34954516If you need an instruction manual you can't pull it off
>>34954525How come?
>>34954521I'm 34-33-44, 120lbs, 5'2", A cups. Does that fill all the blanks in your survey?
>>34954529>>34954523Damn, unlucky guess.
I identify as a vampire billionaire but women misaura me constantly and discriminate against my intersectional statusBitches
>>34954528Because it's hurtful and confusing
>>34954519not right now but I do have thigh high socks! theyre black but I only wear them when its cold
>>34954523ah that's maybe a lil too much for me. i have a 28" waist as a guy >>34954529so you're fit if you're 120lbs.. how is your waist 37 then?
Why do girls must have a hoe phase? You don't see this in guys
>>34954530I think my proportions are pretty good, besides being a bit short and flat.
>>34954535nvm that's a different femanon. im retarded
>>34954516Fuck women and their dating bullshit forever and ever.
>>34954536>TheirNever marry a faghag bros Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Gender do you wear shoes indoors?
>>34954536Men want a hoe phase, women are pressured into it
>>34954535That first person was obviously not me. My waist is 33, like I said. You know 34-33-44 means bust-waist-hips, right?
>>34954544never and I'm strict about it too. we wear socks only in my household, no slippers allowed
>>34954536>You don't see this in guys
>>34954493i hope she is 5'9 with D cups and a 34 28 36 body
Femanons would def bang the milk man
>>34954548I don't wear socks at home.>no slippers allowedWhy not? That's what slippers are for. What if it's cold?
>>34954545No they don't. Look at billionaires, all are monogamous and married despite their infinite harem enabling wealth >>34954549Yep, you don't. Only women, BPD women and BPD men have hoe phases
>>34954544MSlides
>>34954554>all are monogamousLmfao
>>34954554All men would have a hoe phase if they could. You just pretend you won't because you can't >Look at billionaires, all are monogamousSome serious bait in this bitch
>>34954490Male. Have you heard of Jason Luv?
>>34954547i actually do not. you have good proportions btw, the waist could be a bit smaller but yea overall you sound hot. Would.
>>34954553socks stop you from getting foot oils on the floorboards which are annoying to clean. slippers just get dirty and track crap throughout the house. if its cold you can wear heavy socks
>>34954562Is he your first collab? What race are you?
Speaking of hoes, the biggest one I've ever encountered was also one of the ugliest people I've ever met. Literally how does that happen
>>34954560NTA. I had one ONS and felt depressed as shit after.
>>34954563>the waist could be a bit smallerNot with how I'm built. I have no more weight to lose there, it'd all be lost from my thighs or ass.
>>34954560>Men would all totally do x retarded degen thing women do, men are just jealous of us being disgusting retards, men are le so frail and women are le so empoweredWhat is this 1960?
>>34954534Cute. May the heat subside soon.
>>34954564>oot oils on the floorboards which are annoying to cleanWhat circle of OCD hell this now?>slippers just get dirty and track crap throughout the houseAnd socks don't?
>>34954557Yeh. Look at Zuck, SBF etc etc. >>34954560>You just pretend you won't because you can'tEvery man could take a vacation in a 3rd world country and rack up an insane bodycount or visit whores every month on their salary. We choose not to do this because unlike women we treasure emotional connections...I often wondered why Ukranian/American/Russian etc women don't fight for their countries and girls just don't have same capacity for nationalism because they lack the capacity to love one man. Nationalism is the love for your country and fellow man, if you can't love one person how could you love your country?
As the vampire billionaire in the thread I can confirm I'm zerogamous
>>34954572Nigga what does any of this shit mean, go get laid. Ah wait
>>34954560All men should have an experienced woman teach them for a year how to get good at sex and different positions.Once she approves him he can marry a virgin woman and she'll have a good time with him.
>>34954577>unlike women we treasure emotional connections
>>34954573i like cold weather the most>>34954574yeah I have ocd, I'm sorry
>>34954570you probably have a wide frame, good genes for body building.
How do people make it through lectures without farting?
>>34954587Nta, lmao wtf
>>34954584You ought to stop being sexist anon, 21st century has proven that men enjoy the emotional aspects of an relationship more than women
>>34954536I'm a moid and I aim for a hoe phase because I will not marry anyone more slutty than me.
>>34954490Female. The whole point of doing it myself is to avoid men.>>34954499Yes
>>34954590Holy esl
i was deleting old files and found a picture of my oneitis, the only one i have. i had downloaded it from her instagram 4 years ago. she has disappeared from insta now and i haven't seen her IRL ever since we graduated 3 years ago. i want to delete the picture but at the same time i know i will never see her again and part of me wants to keep the photo. what should i do?
>I have it, but you want it too so we're equally bad! Now shut up and stop judging!
>>34954592oh I know who you are lol
>>34954593And proud
>>34954592Who's better at eating pussy?
>>34954598No you don’t
>>34954599Gm saar
>>34954597Women would kill men for money
>>34954603Yeah I do, I looked through your shit on coomer when it was still up. It sucks
>>34954601Women across the world scream about how men are useless by literally every metric, including sex.So fucking five guesses.
>>34954592Why do you want to avoid men?
>>34954605And men do kill each other for money, bitches are all talk no action
>>34954607NTA. Do both of you support Lindsay?
>>34954607No, only white men are. This is why we need to import more bbc
>>34954586>yeah I have ocd, I'm sorryNo, I'm sorry.
>>34954606NTABruh, there's a bunch of sisters doing OF
His girlfriend looks do proud of him. I wonder why
>>34954587My height probably cancels that out.
Why do women misunderstand Beautiful Agony?I'm not supposed to see your fucking titties.
>>34954614Good morning saar.>>34954612I'm a moid, so again fucking five guesses.
>>34954617Seems like female crocs and female humans have a preference.
>>34954588By not having IBS.
>>34954620Aren't I on 4 guesses now?
>>34954621is that guy really that hot? he face is shaped like a pear
if a girl cancels plans with you text her back saying my night just freed up want to hang
I've found that being able to read a dog facial expression without prior knowledge is like a high indication of IQ.Humans should just naturally be able to read a dog's expression, most women seem to fail this
>>34954596Can't let her go if you can't delete the picture. I deleted mine.
>>34954623I'm being charitable because you asked a question instead of guessing.
>>34954493I hope her feet are cold but her pillow is scorching hot
>>34954625If she cancels plans just ghost her
>>34954607He meant which sister, autism kun
playing project zomboid with a foid
>>34954601I think it’s more about who likes it more
>>34954635Which one of you does?
>>34954606I don’t even know what that is. Describe out appearance
>>34954632Send her to go grocery shopping while you hunt for the singular fucking sledgehammer left in all of Knox county.
>>34954637Idk lol
>>34954621The final commenter in that picture is not a woman.
>>34954548>we wear socks only in my household, no slippers allowedI would slip and kill myself in a matter of days living like that.
>>34954638Slender white brunette with longish hair. You blush when you orgasm.
>>34954656Yeah that could be us
>>34954658I'm not actually him, it was just a guess. Lmao
>>34952700But I'm the friend saying the misongynistic things?
>>34954336FNowhere, neverDrink more water you dehydrated prunes.
>>34954404Racist by blood. When I was 3.5 back in the 90s I remember disliking darkies and praying my future siblings wouldn't be black. I didn't understand how genetics and race work yet, but I knew I didn't want to interact with 'em. My parents never really broached the topic of race with me beyond 'some people are different colors' so I was left to form my own conclusions as I grew up in an increasingly ~diverse~ area.
>>34954659lol okay
>>34954664
My cats drink from the far end of the bowl, dipping their neckbeards in the water and flicking water all over the floor on the far side of the bowl. Is this normal?
Women, have you ever caught your boyfriend masturbating? What did you say to him and how did he react to being busted?
>>34954624He's a very aesthetic 7/10, but thanks to the poor lifestyle, nutrition, and browning of the west, scarcity makes guys like this more valuable than they would normally be in a white country full of people of similar value. He's not amazing but you cut your losses when you realize how infrequently you find fellow white people.>>34954687No, and I'd probably want to join in if I'm not in the middle of something. Whether I simply finish the job for him or we start fucking.
Was he raped by a pedophile?
>>34953513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vRZRZVDlqU
>>34954684Yes. Change the necklace, not the cat
>>34954687Why not tell me so we can do it together
>>34954708Necklace?
I wanna manhadle her
>>34954687i would hope our libido matches enough that he never has to masturbate or if he does I can do it for him
>>34954713I read wrong lol I’m high
>>34954712Sometimes a guy just wants to do that with some alone time. Its not because its better or more enjoyable its just a different experience.
>>34954720Fair enough. I can do the same
>>34954617penguinz0 and BlueValkyrie
>>34954720Why would I use my hand when I have a pussy. Every time I jerk off I'm like man I wish I was in a girl rn. Mind boggling
>>34954712then it can't be relaxing.
>>34954725Kek
>>34954731Sounds like you have some issues
Women, do you think Calamity Jane was a lesbian?
What games do you guys like? I'm burned out on Dragon's Dogma and BG3 sucked. Any recommendations? Also state your gender, it's interesting the types of games men and women play.
>>34954734NTA. It's just that as a guy, you have to perform.
>>34954744I've heard Baldur's Gate 3 is supposed to be really good. I'm sure my potato wouldn't be able to run it though so I haven't tried it for myself.
Forgot to pack my fucking kindle
>>34954588I never can pay attention for long
>>34954621manletbros, it's over
>>34954748I hated it, that's what I meant by BG3. I probably shouldn't have been lazy and just typed it out.
>>34954752>that's what I meant by BG3I understood that. I was surprised that you think it sucks. Your opinion conflicts with my impression of the general consensus.
>>34954554You forgot Elon
>>34954754I think I just don't like D&D. Too much RNG, I thought it would be like Fallout 2, which I really liked, but it wasn't.
>>34954758>too much RNG>liked Fallout 2?
27 male, slightly ugly to average, everyone is either gay(pretty cool) or taken or they just don't care/like me. Is it over? Any tips?
>>34954744MI like strategy games but I don't play much ever since getting my new full time job.I played through deserts of kharak last week it was okay, I'd probably recommend it to people who aren't much into RTS because it is a bit shallow, but it's cool and the setting is fun. You can probably imagine how popular I am with the ladies.
>Is it over? Any tips?Things get easier once you grow out of the liking girls phase.
>>34954759I dunno, I felt like my build mattered more. If you set up a good build, tag guns, and put all your points from your first level up into guns then you can kinda hold your own. I really don't know what the difference was, it just felt like shit, there were too many things going on.
>>34954765Am I gonna have to start liking men
How do you get out of the lonely -> too sad to masturbate -> not masturbating for a long time makes you more emotional -> feel lonelier -> too sad to masturbate -> etc cycle?
>>34954744F bg3 was alright, but laezel was the only companion character i liked. everyone else's personality was annoying with marvel-tier writing.also just finished my first pokemon playthrough, gently randomized fire red (trapinch was my starter lol). had a lot of fun and now i started playing a similarly gently randomized alpha sapphire rom. i like playing with mons you normally wouldn't really use, or for example running into and catching a meowth in the first 10 mins of the game which is a mon you normally would not encounter in the very early game. also playing a lot of osrs (got my fire cape yayyyy).
>>34954769No.
>>34954768>there were too many things going onI think that's one of the reasons I enjoyed the turn based nature of the Fallout games. It allows me to process at my own slow pace.
>>34954778It's really just such satisfying combat. Position, click on eyes, watch your enemy violently explode.
>tried to give my moid a paizuri yesterday>failed due to my boobs being too smallI want to kill myself
>>34954787That's called a naizuri and it's for connoisseurs only
>>34954783Gets kind of boring once you've figured out that's the optimal strategy and optimised your character for a sniper build.I liked sticking a sub-machinegun in their faces. But style wastes so much ammo.
>>34954787I'm so jealous of him that I want to kill myself
>>34954770>too sad to masturbateI wouldn't know>>34954748>I've heard Baldur's Gate 3 is supposed to be really goodIt is, and it's not very system heavy. I run it at max settings and my fans don't even kick on.>>34954768I will say my problem with BG3 is that it breaks a lot of the mechanics around D&D, like sneak attacks. And you have to base your builds around select gear and individual spells/abilities, especially in the higher difficulties, which can make it really repetitive. >>34954687>Women, have you ever caught your boyfriend masturbating?My ex, yes. But I realized that most men will almost never masturbate in lieu of sex.>>34954764>I like strategy gamesSame. I can't play much RTS anymore due to my hands, tho.
I know they're available for both men and women, though I get that for the latter is more rare.Anyway, has any of you ever gone to a massage parlor with a happy ending? Any experience/opinion to share?I've sort of been eyeing one because my back hurts lately so I could use a massage, and I haven't had sex in two years.
>>34954694>browning of the westCan you end this retarded "the west" meme already? Just say "USA". We are not related ,we have nothing in common with you, and we are adversaries on the world stage. t. Yuro (90% White country)
>>34954744Male. Every game I play, no matter what it is, I always say to myself "I wish I were playing XCOM instead".>>34954748My computer is also too potato for Baldur's Gate 3. Right now I'm playing Divinity: Original Sins 1 from the same studio, and it's... very good but also frustrating. The positive choices I made early have snowballed in my favor, but the negative choices I made early are still slowing me down, and the penalty for fixing my mistakes holds me back. I'm 40 hours in, I'll play it for another 40 hours until I finish, and then I'll never play it again.If you're curious about BG3, maybe check out the D:OS 1 and D:OS 2 bundle next time it goes on sale. See what you're missing from that studio... for better and for worse.>>34954798You don't play on a potato though. Video games aren't a big enough part of my life to justify me getting a more powerful computer when my current one is already more than enough for everything besides recent games.
>>34954806>Male. Every game I play, no matter what it is, I always say to myself "I wish I were playing XCOM instead".My dad was big into XCOM and I just have XCOM 2 sitting in my library un downloaded, maybe I should play that.
>>34954744Mcs2Also kingdom come deliverance, i love that game!
>>34954798I looked at the minimum system requirements. I don't quite measure up.Also>150 GBFucking hell, the game is huege! @_@Besides, I don't have time to play that any time soon. I have other games to play and other things to do.
>>34954744to all the atoga people, play this game:https://slowroads.io/thank me later
>>34954811>kingdom come deliveranceI love it too but I'm just not in the mood for it. Maybe I'm just burnt out on RPGs right now.
>>34954744MLeague of Legends
>>34954806Looks like I have those in my Steam collection. No idea where they appeared from.Are you saying they're worth checking out? Which one should I try first in that case?
>>34954809Don't jump straight into 2 without playing 1 first. And it's okay to lose. The story of XCOM 2 starts with you losing XCOM 1.XCOM 2 has better gameplay but XCOM 1 has better vibes and atmosphere. Don't play either of them without the mandatory DLC. Enemy Within improves the gameplay of 1 while also improving the story. War of the Chosen improves the gameplay of 2, but it somehow makes the story even worse. Still mandatory though.
>>34954744MI'm leaning towards puzzle games lately: I took up SpaceChem and it's really fun trying to obtain the fastest & the cleanest solution to each missionFor non-puzzle games I enjoy anything with a setting or art direction that clicks with me (last played are Rogue Lords, Flickshot Rogues, Inkulinati, Loop Hero) or stuff that doesn't take itself too seriously and with sense of humor
Women, There is a thread up on /int/ rn where the OP is asking about two women, one Greek and one Swedish, but also with different lifestyles, and saying which one would you marry.I don't really understand the thread though so I'm wondering if a woman made it. Please go look at the thread (just go to catalog and search "marry" or something, and tell me what you think it's about. Or tell me if you think a man made the thread and the moidyim have simply gone insane. Thank you for your time.
>>34954817you should play that game. it's so relaxing and the story is looooong! i'm planning on playing the part 2 soon !
>>34954820>recommending anyone to play LoL
>>34954823Depends on your curiosity level, your energy and your free time.I think almost everyone will tell you that Original Sin 2 is the better game, so if you can only choose one then choose that one. But if you want more than one, then I don't think you'll be making a mistake with Original Sin 1.
>>34954831Saying "I play League of Legends and I post in /atoga/" is a recommendation against League of Legends.
>>34954814this is not a virus. it's a relaxing game, endless car driving
>>34954744MI have been very depressed for a year and a half to the point I'm watching movies instead of playing games. During this slump I have managed to engage a bit with FATE, playing TTS right now but the older games are finally rereleased on Steam so I may get the original to play it in its unmolested form. It was a long con but those free trials on Windows XP really panned out.I am going to start playing TF2 as soon as the Halloween maps and contacts turn on, as always. I abandoned my last steam friends for being pedos so I'll be filling the contracts the slow way, but I still intend to finish all contracts while working seasonal overtime. It will be a busy month.I have lots of games I "want to play" but may never start unless I get a week completely off work for some reason.
>>34954761i'm in a similar position. idk what to do. my friend told me go to hookers, maybe he has a point
>>34954832>your energy and your free timeYeah, that's the trouble right now.I want to get back into and finish Disco Elysium when I get some free time to play games next. But who knows when that'll be. Fuck, now I'm feeling stressed.
>>34954827Opposite for me, I loved Spacechem early on but I never even tried for the fastest solution and as soon as it started taking me more than a little time and effort to get the cleanest solution it just started to bore me like chess and I felt like falling asleep and stopped playing. The first three or four worlds or chapters or whatever were cool though.
>>34954744can someone tell me why my voice sounds nasally in game? i've had people make fun of my voice too, but my voice is pretty normal, on the deeper side for a guy desu. idk why this happens. i have a cheap hyper x gaming headset btw
You guys ever realize Tay Swift doesn't even sing anymore?She just says things to a melody backing.
>>34954843That's called rapping, isn't it?
>>34954843I don't really think about Taylor Swift at all. Besides, I like her "first 4 albums" era the most, so it's all downhill from there anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE
How do men typically feel about emotional affairs/cheating?This would be your gf/wife with a guy who was always complimenting and flirting with her, who she vented to about everything, and who she'd hang out with frequently, but they didn't fuck.As a woman both would make me homicidal, but I think physical cheating is worse due to possible STDs or even pregnancy. I also love to fuck so it would be an insult. Just curious if men have a "preference."
What time do women wake up on Saturdays? I don't want to text her before she's up and about.
>>34954846I guess that depends on whether you think slam poetry is rapping.
>>34954830Unpopular opinion on 4chan but I preferred KCD2.
>>34953921this is me. should i be concerned
>>34954824I actually played XCOM one a bit, but that was years ago when I played on my dad's account. I know the story.
>>34954843I thought I didn't listen to any Tayswift songsbut then I did kind of like Ophelia, which I only found out is her song when I looked it up.Also she looks better as a brunette.https://youtu.be/ko70cExuzZM
Should I try to sleep with this late 40s chinese woman?she looks younger in her pictures, but then again.. pictures
>>34954848>always complimenting and flirting with herCan't blame her for what he does. And can't blame him; she is pretty awesome.>who she vented to about everythingWhy I that not me? I should be that guy!>who she'd hang out with frequentlyShe's allowed to have friends.>they didn't fuckGood. That would definitely be crossing a line.
>>34954851I don't know what slam poetry is.
>>34954761>everyone is either gay(pretty cool) or takenWho is ths "everyone"? You walk into a random bar or hobby group and everyone is in a relationship? Doesn't sound convincing.
>>34954839>points in favor of Divinity: Original SinYou don't feel guilty about skipping dialogue, unlike in Disco Elysium.The camera is better than in Disco Elysium.>points against Divinity: Original SinDisco Elysium does a much better job of showing the player all the important things to click on.Disco Elysium's simplified inventory will appear as Heaven to you once you reach the depths of Inventory Hell.
>>34954863>walk into a random barOkay boomer/alkie.
>>34954865The fuck. Bars here are crowded with normal everyday people between 20 to 40 having a fun night out. I already see taht being a no fun allowed weirdo is a huge part oif your problem.And secondly, I purposely also mentioned hobby groups, which may be more suitabel to your puritan tastes, which you chose to ignore because then you couldn't deflect my point with that teetotaling spinster seething.
Women, if vore was real would you eat moids that annoyed you?
>>34954864>You don't feel guilty about skipping dialogueThat's not an endorsement for a quality game.
>>34954856Men, is Taylor Swift Attractive?
>>34954869If he's a straight man, every hobby group will have a 90-10 man to female ratio. If he tries gay shit like dancing, the hot girls there all have bfs and they're not going to be into a newbie who can't dance. You really do sound like an out of touch boomer, lmao. Are you going to tell anon that he can get a job with a firm handshake next?
>>34954872Shes like a 7 in her primemaybe 7.5Id do her but shes nothing to fawn over
>>34954871They're different genres that only look similar on a superficial level. I play a tactical RPG like Divinity: Original Sin to have fun in fights, but it becomes a slog if the fight lasts too long. I play a visual novel RPG like Disco Elysium to have fun in conversations, but it becomes a slog if the conversation lasts too long.
>>34954872She has 0 sex appeal. She's also a lanky giraffe with no tits and no ass. Not ugly, but she's not hot to me.
>>34954872She's pretty but in a weirdly not attractive way. Like I see a picture of her and think yes she's pretty, I should be attracted to her, but I don't feel a spark.
>>34954872I genuinely believe, that the reason Taylor Swift went through so many breakups is because of her height.
>>34954881imagine if she was 5'2 or somethingshe'd be way cuter
>meet girl>ask her out for a date at the end>she says but shes busy and will text me towards the end of the month>she actually does>we actually plan the dateits a miracle ladsno lets hope she doesnt cancel and I can actually get laid next week
Do you find Hamster Jimmy neutron hot?
>>34954885>>we actually plan the dateSo you still haven't met up and a month has passed? Let us know when she excuse rejects you because of work, her dog died or she got hit by a car.
Men, what’s worst. A girl that do ‘t wash or a girl that does no physicall activity and let herself be super fat
>>34954888not washing can easily be fixed but fixing a fatty takes months or years
>>34954848Same as you, it's like eating child vs two, I'm still dumping her either way. The difference is I'm considered controlling and abusive if I say so, so I would just leave her without explaining, probably.
>>34954872Mid face an too skinny.
>>34954805All euro countries except poland and hungary are going the way of sweden whether it takes a year or 20. You fucks are in the same boat as us burgers, and at least we aren't openly being arrested while the muzzies groom and defile our kids en masse and get protected by the government to continue on.
>>34954745>as a guy, you have to perform.This. Intimacy is a worse prospect than job interviews.
>>34954872I thought she was pretty when I first saw her on whichever talent show on TV she went onI didn't really think about her after that until they started overpublicizing how she was hip-hop now and I was forced to hear about her typical Hollywood psychopath politics and now she occupies no space in my mind other than a red flag that women proactively put on their dating profile (that "your favorite Taylor Swift song" filter question) so she sort of occupies the same synapses as kpop and doodle tattoos and nose piercings
I still haven't gotten a good answer on this. Is it possible for a woman to have a body like this naturally or is this the result of plastic surgery?
>>34954889>>34954891I thought the other day that it would be really funny if someone like Elon Musk made a similar post>ya'll broke ass bitch ass niggas ain't ever touch paper like me before yet ya'll always hating on a rich nigga? go get your money up not your funny up bitches
>>34954888Napoleonpilled
>>34954900Kid was 11 i slapped him in his shit till he was crying after. Fucked 2 white girls after that. Probably his moms and wifey and his dads too. I cried from it
>>34954888>A girl that do ‘t washDoes she have autism?
Have you ever had feelings for your pet?
>>34954828Don't know, but what would you choose?
>>34954898>cottage cheeseEwBut yes. It's partly genetics preferring storing fat there over other places in a more even pattern, partly lifestyle. People freak out about spot training but more muscle in an area typically means faster storage burn too.I've mostly seen black women and even 2 jewish guys with that shape.
>>34954900Bro this isn't /lgbt/
>>34954908>even 2 jewish guysNigga what? Like tiny waist, wide hips, thunder thighs and a fat ass?
>>34954898If you call pathologies natural, yes. But that's certainly not normal.I really don't think anyone did that to themselves intentionally. And if they did that would indicate some kind of mental pathology.
>>34954551Are you thinking of an online ex?
I have no idea what to text her. Chat, do you just force the conversation?
>>34954899Thats what random whites and blacks do online. Online meetups are like cars u just use em and get god powers soAs long as u dont vet online meetups and just use a clipboard, u can have friends anonymously
>>34954843>You guys ever realize Tay Swift doesn't even sing anymore?Yeah, her music also just hasn't been good lately. Wealth really does make people lazy.>>34954870>if vore was real would you eat moids that annoyed you?I'm not a racoon, I don't eat trash.>>34954872>is Taylor Swift Attractive?NAMYes, but she's become an enormous cunt. I'm really growing to dislike her.>>34954898>Is it possible for a woman to have a body like this naturallyHow and where the body stores fat is genetics.
>>34954898This seems unreal. It's like the SpongeBob where Squidward eats too many Krabby Patties and they go to his thighs.
>>34954898that liposuction stomach is a dead giveaway for a BBL.
Women, would you date a man who previously had an indian gf?
>>34954888I literally hate fat women because they have the choice to live life on easy mode and they just choose to be unattractive.
>>34954922you're right, her stomach does look fucked.
>>34954838Nothing wrong with hookers if you just want to have sex tbqh. Just don't fall in love or something
>>34954917>Wealth really does make people lazy.Of course it does. Why wouldn't it? That's the whole point of getting wealthy, to allow you to be lazy.
>>34954925No, I don't want to get infected with something
>>34954922>tummy tuckHaha i remember seeing a bunch of liposuction commercials in the 2000s. Now everyone just gets on Ozempic.
>>34954930Why are you so bigoted?
>>34954910Yes, I can't even describe how insane it looks. From the front it wasn't noticeable but then they turn sideways and you think you're looking at a t-rex, thighs at least twice as thick around as the waist, complete tree trunk legs and then you can't stop noticing how wide they ass n hips are.Toby from the office had pretty fat legs for a while too but he hides it well with the big suits, that's the closest I can think of to resemble it but he had a big gut too.
>>34954934Nta, those type of Indian women are rude, have high standards, are westernized, racist and give plain Indian women bad reps.
Do women recognize when they only get compliments from other women?
>>34954931I stil find it hilarious that Huezilians invented the BBL and it actually became a thing. I imagine some crazy Favela doctor doing his experiments on the local tortas ina hovel. How insane do you have to be to actually consider and go through with this lmao
WomenDo any of you have any kinks that aren't related to bdsm, social transgression, role-playing, or social or power dynamics? I notice things women mention tend to cluster around those things so I'm wondering what else there may be that gets less notice
>>34954934What do they look like without makeup?
>>34954934>that light and filter to look less brownLolIs every brown foid insecure about looking too dark?
>>34954516No. I'd move on.
>>34954898It's possible, but unlikely. Liposuction on her belly, I'm guessing.
Is it okay to gen ai of naked celebs/ecelebs?
>>34954943I like /d/. I liked that stuff as a kid.
>>34954942Crazy. Very crazy. They worked out most of the problems in places like that. Plastic surgery was like that too.
>>34954516>way to make someone fall in love with youNo such thing. The drivel you cited works on people with low self esteem who will try to gain the other persons approval. Obviously an such "relationship" will be an utter shitshow with constant drama and stress.
>>34954934Some Indian women are hot. Most are low mid-ugly. I’ve slept with three and all three were terrible in bed. Doggy style is about as kinky a thing as you will ever get them to do.
>>34954925>Women, would you date a man who previously had an indian gf?I recently found out that one of my biggest crushes is half-Indian and it's shaken me to my core.>>34954934How can there be so many attractive Indian women, but an attractive Indian man has never existed? Something ain't right.>>34954961>Is it okay to gen ai of naked celebs/ecelebs?No, it's a waste of time and resources, and it's morally wrong to sexualize people like that against their will.
Why do certain women strive so much to look like transwomen? Like to the point of investing thousands
>>34954764>homeworldwoww.... best moid in the thread
I work with a lot of middle aged Indian women and two have them have asked me if I wanted them to arrange a marriage.
>>34954974I assume they got abused at one point in their lives. I had a female coworker who tried to look like a guy as much as possible, short hair, didn't shave her legs, hunched over to hide her tits etc, but when we called on the phone, she sounded like a beautiful woman.
>>34954978Fat ugly girls have the pretties voices.
>>34954983r/gonewildaudioYou can hear in their voices that most of them are fat.
>>34954986This is not my first rodeo.
my hand length is 7.5 inches from wrist crease to tip of middle finger. is this small?
>>34954962Trans counts as social transgression in most of the world still kek
>>34954986If they were actually presentable they'd also do OF but most don't venture outside Patreon and commissions even though they're unemployed. So definitely fat.
Why are women like this?
My joints are still super in pain. Should I force myself to work today or tomorrow?
>>34954986I keep meaning to go there to download some audio women peeing, but honestly I haven't even kept up with peegonewild
>>34955002Lazy bait
>>34954983I never said she's fat or ugly, lol. She just wanted to look like a guy for whatever reason.
>>34955002They subconsciously want to make men rape them so they can live out their victim fantasy and they can't STAND that the exact men they fantasize about aren't rapists and never will be and want to avoid themI'm not kidding and it isn't baitYes I know it's grimSorry
>>34955013Fanfiction bait
>>34954943Not really sure it counts as a kink but I do like simple playing with my body. Touching me, exploring for fun, sticking things inside me without the express purpose of domination or something. same tone and simplicity as liking when we run our hands through your hair, just casual shit even if we're watching tv or something. I like doing it back, too, but I think most guys aren't in their bodies enough to enjoy it outside of getting their dicks touched.Also not a kink bc procreation is the entire purpose, but you talking about knocking me up, dumping your cum/seed/whatever word you like deep inside me, etc. And especially appreciating the mess afterwards, sticking a toy in me to keep it in longer etc.Passive kink is hands for 90% of foids.And I do honestly femgaze guys on the street when they have nice shoulders and thighs ratio/build.
>>34955002>Why are women like this?Because hating men is their entire personality. You never see bitches with hobbies saying this kind of shit.
>>34955020If it matters to you, you're wrong about men
Can anorexic women be fixed?
>>34955002Bet she's the one on the left lmfao fucking lardass
>>34955020That's what I always wanted to do with a womanI never thought much about being touched simply because the desire to touch was too strong, but now that I'm in my 30s I have started to feel worse without a woman touching my arms and back and shoulders, even though I haven't experienced it. It's hard to describe, almost like my skin feels too cold even when it isn't.
>>34955012I said what I said.
Gays won, lesbians lost.
>>34954915Thanks a lot, /adv/. She called me a creeper. You faggots are so fucking useless.
Touch is one thing but if I don't marry a woman and experience her peeing against the palm of my hand soon I may simply stop existing.I don't even think other men can understand this feeling, let alone women.
>>34955041What did you do?
>>34955041Ah yes, having other people carry a conversation with you seems like a great way to go. You gonna have an earpiece for us at your wedding too?
>>34955024Good to know, LET US TOUCH YOU and hold us accountable to reciprocate equally.>>34955032Fr if I love someone and trust them, the goal is free-use in a casual, respectful way. (Degrading rough fucking is fun and requires trust too but that's more for real sex time when we're both in the mood.) Being able to be vulnerable with you, and you trusting me enough to be vulnerable back and let me enjoy you and make you feel good is kind of the ultimate in my book. Like, I'm not poking your tummy or rubbing your butthole to emasculate you or make you feel like you're out of shape, I just love you so much I want to touch you literally everywhere and learn every inch of you and your micro-reactions.Idk if there's a catch all term for this kind of concept, and I feel like we get further from this idea as people get more freaky about the body rights, boundaries with partners etc, which is sad.
>>34955054I don't want to have to prompt someone or hold them accountable to love me or show affection. Like, it's not prostitution.
>>34955046Not important anymore. I blocked her.
>>34955054Intimacy is dead yes (physical and mental), and it is a correlate of muh bodily autonomy for sure, but both are also just products of post-moral normalized misanthropic narcissism
>>34955041Creep.
>>34955041Just try again?
>>34955045Done the full gamut of pee stuff with women (never once paid for it btw), it's way better in your imagination than in real life. Watched them pee, held my hand under the stream, had them do it on me, you get a raging boner but somehow jerking off in front of a woman who just pissed on you is more humiliating than actually getting pissed on, plus kind of inconsiderate because any woman willing to piss on you as a non-transactional sex act is going to have some pretty high expectations about reciprocity, no chick who pees on you is going to be content with you jerking off to end the encounter. Then if you want sex obviously you've got to shower, though you'll probably already be in the bath tub because there's really nowhere else to get pissed on>I'll bring a tarpoh you'll bring a tarp, you going camping on a hookup retard? Let's be real, you ain't bringing a tarp. >I'll just use a carpet cleaneroh that's super sexy, hold on baby let me just go get the loudest and most annoying home appliance after you pissed on me.tldr pee play is not really worth it
>>34954922Wait she did get liposuction?
>>34955066Bafflingly gay post on multiple levels. It's insane how even straight casual sex havers just sound and think gay.
>>34954744I miss supervive
Women need to stop fighting men at every step of the way when it comes to raising a son. A man tells his son to fight back against bullies, women tell them to adopt passive compliance. A man puts his son into sports to deal with his energy, a woman takes him to a psychiatrist to get him get on meds. There are things a man won't understand about his daughter that mothers are needed for, but for some reason women never apply this logic the other way around. Shit like this is why I don't want to have children in modern society.
>>34955069well I've never been pissed on by a guy but I imagine all the same stuff applies
>>34955078Mommy issues bait
Why won't woman date men who are just absolutely horrid, butt fuck ulgy, straight zombified ghoul looking men.Are they bigots?
>>34955081Asmon got cute soulless Asian clout gf though (he is also rich, famous and retarded)
>>34955082Using Asmon is disingenuous since that's an asian with a white dude, and we all know how that goes.
>>34955084I'm white and Asian women don't love me
>>34955081People use this as an insult, as if I'm not also trying to date butt fucking ugly zombified ghoul looking women.
>>34955086Evidently not.
>>34955088I'm so white my left arm is a noticeably different color from sun exposure during commute, and I work nights so I'm driving near sunrise and sunset, and it's been raining and cloudy here most of the week. I'm so white I know I need to take a bath when my skin stops looking pink.
>>34955090If you're white then where's your Asian gf then?Checkmate.
>>34955095Asmon.
>>34955081>he must be 6 foot and make six figures
>>34955097Is both + rich, famous and stupid
>>34955067Look at her tummy. Liposuction permanently destroys all fatty tissue in the affected area and keeps the body from ever storing fat there again. The result is weird and fucked up, because unless someone has unhealthyily low body fat, there is always some fat present there. Its especially notiecable in women, being naturally softer than men.
>>34955098Stop chasing after shallow women retard
>>34955041Next time, ask me.
>>34955103the vanishingly tiny remnant of women capable of any introspection are batshit crazy
>>34955103Go ahead and tell us where the non shallow women areNot seeing them outside, online or on dating apps, or at work
>>34955095asian women are overrated and the obsession with them is pathetic. it's literally just simps. most asian obsessed guys are the biggest simps.
>>34955103>shallow womenThat's all women
>>34955107nta, but you get lucky and meet them in highschool, be in the right place at the right time after their father dies, or you're shit out of luck.
>>34955108Asian women have lovely eyes and I'm tired of hearing the same gay culture war racebait shit about themThe real problem is their tendency to be retarded communists and also materialists why cannot experience love all at the same time.
>>34955106>>34955107>>34955109If everyone around you is the problem, maybe you're the problem.
I went hiking today.I did not think of a certain woman I used to love until the very end, when a song came on that reminded me of her (pants).I think this was the first time in 2 fucking years and over 50 hikes. Maybe I have finally mostly moved on or am I still being retarded and just in denial about it?
>>34955111If an evil bastard can grief bond trap her, she's shallow. >>34955114Ah yes the classic no you, women can't be accountable reflex. Never gets old. You're so right and valid, queen.It's our fault for not being shallow enough and exercising judgement, introspection, self-awareness and a desire for harmony.
>>34955114Guess I'll double down
>>349551141/3 of young women are obese
>>34955126Which means that 2/3 of women aren't obese. Also 40% of men are obese.
>>34955022Why is it such a white woman thing? Latinas love their men. Asians love their men. Indians love their men. Black women kick their guys to the curb routinely but they don’t hate them they just see them as a survival mechanism at worst. The fuck is their problem?
>>34955130Some of the biggest misandrists on the internet are young zoomer Indian women.
>>34955130NTAI am not sure how accurate your generalized assumptions are...
Nofap day 8, my energy is more visible than ever Probably haven’t made it this far since I was unconscious in the hospital 12 years ago
>>34955078My brother didn't need sports or meds he needed an IEP and some drums lmao. In addition to getting him that and sending him to a tech school my mom also was the one in favor of NOT mutilating his dick.
>>34955135Did a nurse jerk you off or what?
>>34955129>Also 40% of men are obese.Tons of muscular men are considered obese, women have no such excuse.
>>34955140Do you have any evidence that the majority of the 40% of obese men are actually muscular, or are you just pulling shit out of your ass?
>>34955130Unironically a visibility/anti white propaganda thing. Non white relationships are giga fucked too. Both "crazy Latina" and male "vira lata" are extremely likely to be due to child sexual trauma and it's often expressed back onto their own kids as well as spouse. Black urban relationships are hell on wheels. All forms of Asian women religiously hate men now and some of the men even deserve it in their case. Whites lead in sex crimes only because statutory actually gets reported when it's a white man. Minorities do not report that shit because apathy/no snitch/honor culture. You can tell just by subdividing it and seeing how much higher the less hideable violent sex crimes are for minorities.
>>34955130Entitlement.>>34955131Americanized ones that had the misfortune of their families landing in California. Even they don’t just openly admit to bigotry in a fucking dating profile.
>>34955112As a Westerner, American, and male, it's annoying. There's way too many guys who are simps. They're annoying because they're not redpilled at all, if anything they're less redpilled than guys who aren't infatuated with Asian women, at least on average. The only reason they appear redpilled is because they don't like non Asian women and Western women (Asians included). It's easy to look good when you don't like any women in your country. Most of these guys are unsuccessful with dating anyone, let alone Asian women on the other side of the world. A lot of these guys just fantasize about eventually going over there. Guys who date here at least have experience and most guys now are aware they could get cheated on or things could go bad. This is my biggest issue with the Yellow fever types. They're delusional and think that couldn't happen to them and that Asian women would never do that or if they do it's only to Asian men. It's pathetic. Once Asian women enter the picture they're bigger simps than the guys they criticize and make fun of for dating in the West. The dudes they make fun of are aware of the dangers, but they're delusional simps and i suspect far more delusional than a Western simp. Good luck getting through to them.
>>34955145>Americanized ones that had the misfortune of their families landing in California. Even they don’t just openly admit to bigotry in a fucking dating profile.No, I was referring to ones born and raised in India who still live there.
>>34955143I never said the majority, don't put words in my mouth. I said tons of them are, and you can google this yourself.
>>34955057There's a good chance she's never even considered such a possibility. Everything is hyper-sexualized to the point a lot of women probably assume everything has to be porn level, and a lot of women that aren't turbowhores are easily stressed just by knowing most men are used to and expecting easy sexual gratification.Just introduce the concept to her and not in a creep way like you want to grope her even when she's not aroused, but just that you love casual physical intimacy and would love it if you guys can get handsy while sitting around. Make it the norm to be massaging feet or something and move to other body parts even if they're less typical and less sexy, make it clear it doesn't always lead to a handjob or some shit, sometimes it's okay to just enjoy low level pleasure and arousal and it should be synonymous with time spent together. Learning each other without pressure will lead to a more alive bedroom in the long run, and yeah, letting someone touch you without judgement builds trust and esteem once you're over the initial vulnerability.
>>34955148I have seen nothing but the exact opposite. Even in arranged marriages it at worst seems to degenerate into a sexless business transaction. White women are openly spiteful and dumb and think it’s cute.
>>34955149So more men are still more fat than women then. And even if that wasn't the case, 2/3ds of women aren't obese.
>>34955156NtaI think it works out that more women are overweight but more men are obese.
>>34955147I didn't ask and do not care about your problems with other people, no one knows what you even mean when you say redpilled anymore, and I don't think you are a conservative based on your writing style and the way you are concerned with other men's preferences in women.
Beep Boop
>>34955156Pic related is considered "overweight". BMI means nothing for men without context, ie body fat percentage. Women have no such excuse outside the very very few that are on steroids and bodybuilding.
>>34955163You've given me nothing random anecdotal evidence of random men who work out a lot. Unless you can prove that most men with obese BMIs are bodybuilders or athletes, you're just spewing "trust me bro" bullshit.
>>34955150I understand what you are saying and it may be good general advice for others in the thread but possible I am only interested in marrying a woman who is>already psychologically an adult>with no previous sexual experience>without any crippling insecurities or phobias about sex or intimacy
>>34955169*PersonallyI love when the phone completes the word then randomly changes it after
>>34955169I don't even think that's possible.You might want to think about being open to someone with some phobias or hangups.
>>34955166Men report much higher rates of working out regularly than women do, especially in ther 18 to 30 age range. Infer what that means yourself.
>>34955130>Why is it such a white woman thing?White savior complex. Plus, if they can push all the blame on white men, they think they don't have to admit to their complicity.>Asians love their men. Not when they are Westernized, because Asian men are very socially conservative.>Indians love their men. LOLLMAO EVEN>Black women kick their guys to the curb routinely but they don’t hate them they just see them as a survival mechanism at worst.Black women shit on black men retroactively. Black men lowkey HATE black women, which is why all of them are so prone to interracial dating.
>>34955176>More "just trust me bro" claims
I need a pilates or ballet gf
>>34955172I almost included an "I know most modern women will insist that's impossible because they are devoted on a Pavlovian level to believing they have deconstructed all morality to animal impulses" but I didn't want to be mean-spirited in a conversation that had been civil so far. But I should have just gone for it after all.
>>34955169>with no previous sexual experience>without any crippling insecurities or phobias about sex or intimacyHate to tell you this, but someone who hasn't had any sexual experience well into adulthood generally has some crippling insecurities or phobias about sex or intimacy.
>>34955166NTA but he’s right and there’s a lot of dudes that have that power lifter build that technically qualify. The army uses measurements and every gym pro popping dbol fails those tests. They just never do anything about it because it’s a retarded premise and they always passed the APFT.
>>34955185>>34955184Get inb4ed you insecure bot of an actual mindless antihuman
>>34955181>ballet gfthey all fall apart when they realize they are ngmi
>>34955178>Indian womenNah bro the young Indian women I know are all very sheltered and still have that retarded high schooler mentality about boys and relationships into their mid 20s if they aren’t married. They’re clingy as fuck and pout whenever they send a paragraph long text and get “okay” back as a response.
>>34955187>>34955179
>>34955179Just look at the gap in the 18 to 34 range. Young women are fat as shit, and a lot of young men tend to be gymbros. Don't women constantly complain about this fact all the fucking time?
>>34955179There have been several polls and studies on it. A large factor is women's tendency to have sedentary jobs, whereas men are more likely to have jobs that require manual labor. Men are also more likely to partake in physical recreational activities. Mind you, none of this is a measure of obesity, just activity levels. And the we are talking about single digit percentage differences, not like 20% of women vs 60% of men.
>>34955195All the Indian girls and women in Frisco and Plano I have seen are dating white, black, or Latino guys.
>>34955199Well you're the first one to post a random out of context graph, so good for you even if I don't blindly believe all random out of context graphs posted on the internet. And once again, 1/3 of women being obese means that the majority of women aren't obese.>>34955200>Mind you, none of this is a measure of obesity, just activity levels.So no actual evidence and more "just trust me bro" shit then.
>>34955206>Well you're the first one to post a random out of context graphThe context is right there in front of your face, you clown.
>>34955199Some of those men have to be lying even my most gymbro like ex only went once every couple of weeks.
>>34955207So if I post you some random feminist graph about wage pay gap, you'll magically become a male feminist, right?
>>34955206>So no actual evidence and more "just trust me bro" shit then.It's all self-reporting, and men have more incentive to lie about physical activity than women. So probably.
>>34955209>But the surely representative sample of all the men who used my hole(s)...Wretched.
>>34955159i figured you were a bluepilled asian-loving faggot. you fucks are irritating. go to asian please and fuck off. you run away from problems. you're just a waste of space and stop pretending to care about the fall of the west. you'd be happier in asia, but you know you can't actually achieve that. so you sit here and bitch and fantasize about asia instead. pretending to care about problems in the west when what you really want is to just run away. your racism is cringe. you're cringe. you're more pathetic than any other type of guy who is into other races and ethnicities of women. the biggest losers love asia. you make non loser men who go to asia look bad. in a who is the biggest loser competition, asian lovers win because on average they're more pathetic. please fuck off to asia, but they probably don't even want you. you wish you were asian but you never will be. but please do use a favor and fuck off if you hate the west so much.
Noooooo women are denied high income jobs we are forced to depend on men financiallyNoooooo men hoard all of the manual labor we are forced to be fat
>>34953522i can't promise anything
>>34955215Not reading all that based on your last room temp IQ reply but sorry you can't get the Redditors you're pretending to mistake me for you fuck you up the ass or whatever Retard
>>34955210
>>34954744I like all sorts of games, usually skewing retro. I like platformers, RPGs, fighting, racing, puzzle. Favorite game of all time is Sonic CD and I've been enjoying the Yakuza games a lot recently. You should try them if you haven't.
>>34955176Utter cope.Women are obsessed with being as fuckable as possible and do the cardiobunny thing constantly. Dudes like me can get laid while skinnyfat no problem. also other guys won't give you shit unless they are homoerotic gymbros and not even then. Truth be told, fitness for men is barely relevant, you will find plenty of women to suck your dick anyways. Might be nicer for them if you also workout but thats not my problem kek
>>34955214As a skinny woman who only dates relatively in shape men I feel qualified to weigh in here. His description of his interest in fitness and what actually occured were very different js. I think he had a short intense gym phase when he got lasik but it didn't last bc by the time he got with me he wasn't doing much.
>>34955214Women love sharing stories 24/7 about all the men they've fucked, it's pretty odd. Their average body count is only 4 btw though teehee.
>>34955220>Favorite game of all time is Sonic CDHow is that possible when Portal exists?
>>34955221The data is right there >>34955199
>>34955224Ngl I believe the body count thing whenever I've shared or implied my count other women look at me like I'm evil and also a leper who's going to flirt with all of their boyfriends or something.
>>34955225He can't play co-op for shit.
>>34955221>>34955222WOWTwo consecutive posts, by post number tooOne for each gender Both a "but the statistics can't be what they are because of the random people I have personally fucked".Bravo /atoga/ you did it again, but what's the special occasion?
Would you date a woman 5-10 years older than you?
>>34955156Actually, the female population of US is definitely more obese.BMI actively misleads in two different directions. For men, BMI constantly throws "false positives" by labeling them obese just because they have muscle. AAAND to make things worse, it throws a massive amount of "False Negatives" for women, WHICH MEANS you could step on the scale and get a totally "normal" or "healthy" BMI, but because women naturally carry less muscle, your actual body fat percentage is still clinically obese, as in, short women with no muscle weights the same as a tall man with no muscle means the women is actually incredibly obese but is hiding the fact by having no muscle mass and a shit figure.So, when researchers finally correct the raw data by dropping those muscular guys out of the obese category and adding in all the women hiding high body fat behind a "normal" scale weight, the gap actually widens and proves that women have a significantly higher rate of true obesity.
>>34955227Because you're not as Machiavellian as other women. Men didn't get the "multiply it by three" things from nowhere.
>>34955075Supervive was fun, I liked the minigun guy>>34954744>Marvel Rivals is fun right now. >WoW Forever is looking to be good. >Sword of Convallaria is the only gachaSloppa I play because I like SRPGs, it has a nice artstyle, and a large portion of the content is separate from the gacha mechanics entirely.>Mount and Blade Bannerlord is fun, especially with the mod that integrates AI into the characters so you can have real conversations with them and things you say can do things like generate quests, alter relations, or even cause wars in the right circumstance. Amazing with the Game of Thrones Overhaul mod.>Been meaning to play Fear and Hunger for months.>Also want to try that Danganronpa Online>Heavily considering getting back into Warcraft 3 with the new Campaign>Black Ops 3 zombies on steam is always fun, workshop maps are great and weapon overhaul mods are nice.>Luv me Visual Novels
>>34955228You know, he never talks shit about you the way you talk shit about him. Maybe your relationship failed, like all your relationships fail, because you're just a genuinely unlikable person.
>>34954220wtf, are those veins???>>34954221scary...
Plappies for femanon
>>34955224Kek, trvke.You can never trust what a female says. I sexted with a girl who got kinda semi famous and she said to her simps that she never sends nudes, not even for money. Meanwhile I still have the vids of her masturbating and nudes I got from her for free years later lol
>>34955229This is what you get for using self reported information in your argument
>>34955233But my Machiavellian score was the highest out of my dark triad traits on that test the other day
>>34955226>physical activity guidelines for americans>mutt statisticCompletely, utterly worthless. I was talking about real, White countries where the average person is not morbidly obese. Also what kind of measurements are "activity guidelines" lmao. Where talkng about "people" who make a big deal about walking steps and actually count how many steps they walk because not sitting is apparently an extraordinary effort and noteworthy event.
>>34955225Sorry to say, Portal didn't really grab me. I appreciate the game, but I wouldn't want to sit down and play it again, if that makes sense.>>34955228Excuse you, I seem to recall the two of us pulverizing the Streets of Rage games quite well.
>>34955209>only went once every couple of weeks.pathetic. personally I need at least 90 minutes of hard cardio every other day just to maintain my frail grip on sanity.
>>34955232>More "Just trust me bro" bullshit
>>34955240Mine too but that's meaningless information by itself. For instance mine was because my other two were well below the population average.>>34955241We need a firewall that just blocks all European IPs from American websites. You're so tediously pathetic.
>>34955234>he isn't going to hikkimaxx the duskbloods
>>34955246Anon, even without the interpretation of raw BMI data, the base data says total obesity (BMI 30 or higher): 41.3% of women vs. 39.2% of menSo, y'know.
>>34955231You know what, I don't think I would.
>>34955241The same gap exists in every European country too except Iceland for some reason
>>34955204Texas? Yikes.
>>34955244>if that makes sense.It definitely does not.
>>34955245I feel that. I'm definitely not meeting my strength training goals but I love walking briskly away from my problems. I go for distance rather than intensity usually though, shitty asthmatic lungs.
>>34955244You were constantly at the edge of the screen to progress.
>>34955260Well... The screen doesn't move until you do that.
>>34955235No. Men are just shitheads.
>>34955252Most people here still do regular sports, gymcelling isn't nearly as much of a thing here. Team sports/competitive sports are a bit more popular among men.
>>34955252>IcelandVIKING WOMEN
>>34955270It took you like 4 levels to calm down and focous on the items that help traverse faster.
I wish it weren't considered "uncool" to text back immediately. I sent a really important message a little bit ago and I'd really like a response ASAP.
>>34955283you know what's also considered uncool, arguably even more so than texting back immediately?Doing this, just text back bitch cuck.
>>34955285I don't think I understand. It has been almost an hour since I sent my text, and you want me to send "bitch cuck" now?
>>34955169I'll never be the one to tell you that's impossible because I'm the one that found my 0.00001% chance gigachad husbando and I was his unicorn male-brained horny virgin waifu, so it does happen despite the odds. Don't let the doomers get to you; you're not looking for a statistic, you're looking for the one that's yours, and when you find each other you know it. Just gotta have faith you were given a wife template for a reason, and that reason is so you know her when she finally appears. Keep your standards high and work towards being the sort of person she can't say no to when you appear.I won't promise you'll find someone with 0 sexual/intimacy hangups bc everyone's a bit misanthropic being raised in today's society by ill-adjusted adults, then echo chambered by ill-adjusted peers.... But I can promise you that when you meet her, you'll know she's right, it'll work, and it won't feel like work learning to fit together.
>>34955287>I don't think I understand.And you never will, this is your fate destined on a biological level.
MenYou are bedridden from influenza and your girlfriend decides to make you a complex leather-bound talisman to invoke spiritual forces for your healing and protection How do you react?
I don't need a book about autism. Can somebody please write a book about how to deal with neurotypicals?
>>34955293I'm too sick and tired to deal with this nonsense.
>>34955293As retarded as it is I'd find the effort and intent sweet.
>>34955293Are you a woman?
>>34955294Fuck off performative neurotrannyStop trivializing autism and making it harder for screeching shit smearers to get the help they need
>>34955293If she know it won't work, it's fine, as a person that has delt with superstitious people who blame YOU for why their superstition isn't working, it's fucking annoying.
>>34955299Yes
>>34955305Do you think you are a witch?
>>34955293Muster all my strength to rise, turn 360 degrees and walk away. If she wanted to help me she'd being vitamin C and zinc.She is just clip farming for her own memory of herself using me as a topic by introducing some bizarre performative spiritualism to a routine illness
>>34955249I don't know what that means
>>34955293Sounds nice, make sure to include a blowie as well though.
>>34955301The neurotypicals wouldn't accept me so they stuck an autism diagnosis on me, and now I get hate from all sides.
>>34955312>she'd being vitamin C and zinc.You want your gf to be molecules.
hi
>>34955320Europeans are so pathetic, delusional, hypocritical and obsessed.
>>34955323Tepir
I dab the tip of my penis with toilet paper after peeing. Is that weird?
>>34955327I also do that, feels weird not to there's always some pee residue.
>>34955221The zoomers started the gymgirl fad, post covid for sure. Before that I remember clearly that millenial women pushed the body positivity shit heavily for at least 15 years. My classmates' bodies always looked like doughy shit besides the sporty girls that spent 6 hours a day training on the soccer team etc.
>>34955327No. Why not wash it in the sink?
>>34955324Your country wants to convict 18 year olds for having sex with 16 year olds lmao Meanwhile the actual literal pedophiles rule over you with impunity.
>>34955330thisI save time by just pissing in the sink from the start and then washing my dick right after
>>34955329>Before that I remember clearly that millenial women pushed the body positivity shit heavilyAgain, its an american/terminally online issue. IRL, being fat was at no point acceptable for women.
>>34955330too close to my toothbrush
>>34955315how new ARE you?
>>34955330That is fucking nasty what the fuck is wrong with you
>>34955337bv is the physical manifestation of an archon of whatever deity is responsible for loathsomeness
I'd be such a better fighter if I had a foid that puts icepacks on me when I come home
>>34955334Why is your toothbrush unprotected from bathroom farts in the first place?>>34955337Using soap on your weiner is cleaner tho and saves tp.
>>34955327No, the weird ones are the guys who think shaking it is sufficient. I sure wouldn't shake pee off my hands and consider that good enough.
>>34955342>Why is your toothbrush unprotected from bathroom farts in the first place?It isn't, I close the lid before I flush the toilet.
>>34955331Your country considers killing unborn children to be a fundamental human right. Stop begging for attention.
>>34955002women are wired to be evil
Women, would you date a virgin casually and then have lots of sex until you decide to be more serious with each other? The few women I got on some dates and talking stages basically thought that I'm asexual/very low libido that doesn't care about sex, otherwise there's no way I would still be a virgin, right? Like they were happy to not have to worry about doing anything sexual. Is a virgin that WANTS to have an active sex life that much of a hard thing to imagine?
>>34954934imagine fucking a latrina and then you have a kid with her and its a fucking rakeshI'd honor kill the entire family and myself
>>34955320>>34955331Why are you so obsessed with having sex with 16 year olds bro kinda strange
>>34955326No that’s some kind of rodent. Tepirs have the elephant snout and no whiskers.
>>34955354Looks like a lowland paca to me.
>>34955345People blast ass without the lid closed, dummy.
>>34954943I think the vast majority of kinks are going to fall under one of those categories. Nearly all kinks are either a literal or symbolic loss of power
>>34955348Yes. After 30 it's looking more like your dick is broken if you don't bring up sex after 2 weeks or a month.
>>34955358i don't and i live alone, dummy.
>>34955354>>34955357>Giant rat
>>34955363You probably eat your own ass with your toothbrush.
>>34955365Rats are just tiny trash-cats.
>>34955323>slimy awawa
femanonswhat are you doing to defeat the wall?
>>34955348nag, but as a guy who was in your situation, don't mention it, and fi you do it only do so after you've gotten physical. Be openly sexual, go for the kiss, feel her up when you do until she blocks. Actions>words. Shes not going to get any stupdi ideads if you make it clear that you want sex first. Forget this "talking stage" bullshit, there is no such thing. You won't talk a woman into a relationship , the talking is just there to get her comfortable enough with you to get physical.
>>34955370That chicks and alki/druggie/ on SSRIs , probably all of that together. Hookers aging like SHIT has been common knowlege since forever.
>>34955375explains JH...
>>34955370Lazy bait
Women are you man dinner
>>34955381Yeah, I put meat on your bone.
>>34955381I have no idea what that means
Prime age strength buff as a man is kinda crazy. I (26) am a lanky fuck and don't even lift and I can lift similar weight to my much younger cousin who does. I've gotten so much stronger over the years and I only really occasionally chop firewood and do some pushups.
>>34955385Wait until you hit your 30s
>>34955293>implying I let my man know when I'm utilizing my /x/ skills, especially regarding him
Men, what revenge fantasy have you been jerking off to today?
>>34955384Would he eat you up
>>34955390I haven't jacked off in like 5 days.
>>34955391Start making sense instead of just typing shit.
>>34955390that >she loved me back
>>34955394That's a no then, sad
>>34955348Also nta, but I'd be keen to hear what women think why the girls would believe that. Like do you just assume you men magicalyl meet and fuck women automatically whenever they get horny? Like you reject guys by the bucketload every month, but somehow assume theres no skill on the mans side involved?
Nicotine raises free testosterone by 15%. Men, why aren't you nicotinemaxxing?
>>34955403Im thinking of starting to smoke lately
Femanons, have you seen that faggot ass dress making game?
>>34955401>you reject guys by the bucketload every month,Stop believing such retarded bullshit and someday we may me able to understand each other better
>>34955370Man I’ve never seen the evil of drugs exemplified so blatantly and simply. She went from hotter than a stolen toaster to a fucking dead eyed ham golem like BV
>>34955370>femanons>what are you doing to defeat the wall?Nothing. I'm okay with looking like [redacted] comedian actress from Mexico.
>>34955403Smoking smells like shit and fucking ruins your life that's why.Smokers don't know how disgusting it is, it reeks and it gets on everything and stains everything
>>34955413She's just Latina man they all hit the wall like a Mack truck
>>34955403I’m an absolute caffeine and nicotine fiend and I take horny goat weed among other things. I fap and smash daily.
>>34955415Agreed, but you can use zyn pouches or vapes.
>>34955416Not really, just the ones that let go.Plenty of incredible looking 40-50 year old latinas.
>>34955419Nah
>>34955410there's a lot of what you're describing
Society started going downhill when men stopped having steak and eggs with black coffee and a cigarette for breakfast every single morning.
>>34955416Hispanic genes are good if they keep themselves skinny and don't overdo it with the drugs.
>>34955428when did that ever happen?
>>34955416Remy isnt a latina
>>34955413>Man I’ve never seen the evil of drugs exemplified so blatantly and simplyNah, that’s just the difference between makeup and no makeup.
>>34955427The new one.
>>34955414>Beep boop beep>Processing female “comedians”>Key terms “unfunny” “vagina” “period” “slut phase”>Prompt produces no suitable matches>Processing “Mexican”>Eliminating Amy Schumer, Melissa McCarthy, and Iliza Schlesinger from “comedian” search>Aubrey Plaza not Mexican>Beep>Sofia Vergara Colombian>Selma Hayak is Syrian LARPing as Mexican>Result 1: Jenna Ortega though her “comedy” roles are usually better classified as horror and atoga girls proclivity towards obesity makes this unlikely>Result 2: Xochitl Gomez though like Ortega lacks obesity endemic on Atoga>Result 3: America Ferrera matches the “average as fuck to mediocre” face aesthetics of the board demos as well as established weight profile. This is the answerThank you ChanChat
>>34955370>what are you doing to defeat the wall?Don't get fat and don't do drugs. It's really not that hard.>>34955416>LatinaShe's German, Portuguese, and Filipino. Latina scientifically age better than other races.>>34955428>society got worse because men started living longerTRRRRUUUUUEEEE
>>34955428>steak for breakfast every day>or even steak every dayWas never a thing. Meat even being able to be a regular part of diet is an incredibly recent thing.
>>34955436>Latina ages betterEh. Some. Mayan women age hard. The demos with more admixture in northern Mexico and Southwestern/Southern South America age better. Euro genetics seems to act as a preservative for them ngl.
>>34955434Second image should be “Girls who stop coke”.
>>34955346Shouldn't it be though
Hey femanon *Pokes your pokies*You should probably probably wear a bra next time. Unless uh. That's what you're going for
>>34955433i still have no idea :c
How do I stop self sabotaging every time I meet a possible romantic partner
>>34955437I don't care what medieval peasants did. I'm talking about the middle class when it was at its peak and every man was capable of getting pussy. Nicotine, caffeine, and steak built this country and libtards wanna piss it all away.
>>34955442It's called dressmaker, it's on steam.
yesterday I texted that coworker lady that I thought was married but wasn't I blogposted about.She didn't even reply. Well, time for another "go to random bars and achieve nothing" night in the ongoing humiliation ritual that is my life.
>>34955444For (You) specifically. Impossible.For other people, be less neurotic.
>>34955441Quit pokin my nips.*smacks your hand and puts on a bra*
>>34955444You know you’re doing it so just fucking stop.
>>34955426There are. You need to go outside more.
Rewatched The King of Comedy last night, a lot of women here remind me of Sandra Bernhard in that movie.
>>34955449
>>34955457Is that Carrot Top? I thought that was Carrot Top at first glance
I want a Laugo Alien so bad. Post some nerdy shit you guys really want but can’t afford.
>>34955441are u in my walls??
>>34955462A gf
>>34955462a nerdy gf
>>34955463Nta, baggy t-shirt, sweatpants and no bra seems rather standard for a femanon.
I'm glad I live in a country where Gun Autism is basically unheard of.
>>34955465Nerdy gfs really suck. You don't want one. They tend to have horrible personalities.
>>34955462This looks like a dildo
>>34955470if you're not gonna play, pass the controller bro
>>34955462a sword
>>34955473Why is the mushroom covered in cum?
>>34955412Women go on and on and on endless about how guys need to be "confident", aka practiced and already successful in flirtingin order to get laid. There may be a short grace period in your teenage years, where male insecurity is just barely tolerated, but after that thats it, one blip of insecurity and its straight to rejection. What is the female equivalent for that?
>>34955474nta but thats just what mushrooms do
>>34955474ask the foids
>>34955474cum that should've gone to the foids but instead was wasted on the mushroom
>>34955473>>34955474
>>34955491Slime mold is crazy. It is a multi-nucleus quasi-single-celled organism. And every nucleus divides simultaneously.
Am I to assume that all males are unsocialized autists
>>34955462
Women, can you tell at a glance if a man is circumcised or not?
>>34955502>Women, can you tell at a glance if a man is circumcised or not?If you mean when he's dressed, no.
>>34955491getting the internal view of BV's pussy was not what I was planning on seeing today
I just watched Project Hail Mary and it reminded me that Gosling is literally meWomen do you have something like that? someone who's literally you, like Ryan is for us?
>>34955507I was eating, anon…
>>34955475*crickets from foids*
>>34955475>What is the female equivalent for that?sleeping with a black man
>>34955498yes
Femanons, you're given an hour to torture me and make me convert to feminism, you aren't provided with any torture tools so you must improvise. Do you think you could do it?
I want to read her text messages, but I don't want to give her a read receipt just yet.
>>34955512Yeah its a grand concept. Nothing makes you more insecure than desperately wanting to not be insecure. Catch-22 , because any insecurity and the slightest sign of not bein a well practiced chad who is used to having his knob slobbed by a different woman every week will immediately and harshly get punished when you are with a woman. Of course, unless she sees you as a "relationship guy" aka dedicated simp to listen to her nagging and take care of her emotional nonsense.
>>34955517Congratulations, you are playing yourself
>>34955516Put me in the same room with BV for 5 minutes with the only hope of escape being becoming a feminist, and I'm out of there in 30 seconds.
>>34955517Phone text or like insta? Bc with the social media ones, you can turn on pop up notifications.
>>34955333American obesity, but immediately men rejected the fat acceptance movement. It was really mostly just women.
>>34955449Men are only useful as dildos and belong in the humiliation factory, providing.
>>34955535Well, in my class I've had teenage girls losing teeths and hair after suffering from anorexie induced by consumption of american media, so "fat acceptance" was more of a thing to move away from that. That said, no women really used it as an excuse to actually pig out.
Misandrist femcels unequivocally btfo'd
>>34955516That depends. How attached, emotionally, are you to your penis?
>>34955537I'd be okay with being used as a dildo, but even tha require the requisite performance of flawless confidence beforehand.
She says she's busy this weekend, but we'll plan something soon. What should I say? >Sounds good! Let me know when you're free! If I do that, she probably won't text back (just going by the fact that women almost never text me back), and then I'll end up having to double-text, which I don't like doing.
>>34955475Men tolerate insecurity from women to a degree and it's not as frowned upon. It's not something men care about unless it's extreme. Insecurity bothers women. In Halo when you would kill an elite or brute, the grunts would panic and run around. I think this is how women operate.
>>34955516You convert or I rip your scrotum off. That's not going to take an hour.
Men could be eliminated altogether and replaced. It's really not a bad idea.
>>34955551Ask her when you should get back to her.
Pretty sure the woman I'm seeing literally only dates me because I can fix GE's shitty appliances>text today>"hey, washing machine won't spin">literally 30 second fix>"maybe you should lay down in my room, you look tired?"Fixed her blender, her oven, her grill, her air conditioner, changed the oil in her mom's car. Starting to wonder if I'm a reverse whore, and is this bad? Like if I find a girl I like later is she going to be mad that I fixed shit for sex?
>>34955551Just switch the responsibility.>Sounds good! I’ll hit you up soon!Then you can double text
Okay clearly the state mandated gf program isn't going to work out.I have a new proposal. To gain entry to Trader Joe's a foid must present a recently claimed v-card and/or be dating her looksmatch.Boom. Civilization saved.
>>34955555See >>34955560The world would end in a few days when female creatures have to change a lightbulb on their own or do actual work to get food or build houses.
>>34955560At least you’re getting sex. I’ve had bitches expect shit like that when we had only been flirting for a short while.
>>34955516I'll make it happen.
>>34955555Quint 5s of Truth
>>34955516We're assuming you're immobilised, right? Yeah, no problem. You probably think the most sensitive part of your body is your dick or your balls. Actually it's not, it's the septum of the nose. You can't even begin to imagine what tearing that up with my nails would feel like. If I've got access to normal household implements, cutting it up with serrated kitchen knife would be even easier. If I have access to other household items like sewing needles, knitting needles, and skewers, that's even easier. Another good place to work is the eardrum. It has no touch receptors on it, so it's the only place on the body that, if you stick a needle through it, the person experiences *pure* pain, without any sense of being touched first. Facing possible permanent and total hearing loss in both ears is kind of scary too. And because we generally feel like we're *in* our heads - that's where we see and hear and taste and smell from - anything that involves going inside your head - a knitting needle into the ear, say - is particularly unsettling. Poking needles into your eyes, or even just my thumbs into your eye sockets, is disturbing in the same way. And, just for variety, we'll heat up a needle in the flame of the gas hob and leave that in your urethra for a bit. If I've got access to *everything* in my house, I can also break out the pliers to remove finger- and toe-nails one at a time; then the lopping shears and start removing your fingers and toes one at a time; then secateurs for the ears.
>>34955555What are you doing outside of r9k?
>captcha works againFinally.
>>34955512We're raised to read the room and be pretty at a young age. You're looking for a response from the outliers.
>>34955555quints :( oh fuck
>>34955516you can't make someone empathetic through torture
Women literally tried to ruin a man's life due to a 50 second clip at a baseball game
>>34955566I don't know who Trader Joe is. I can't imagine he's THAT important to civilization.
>>34955591if you look deeper you'll realize they were actually trying to ruin the mother's life and the child's life
>>34955501I have rarely seen a bicycle with more of an identity crisis.
everytime i make pasta its mushy :[men would u be upset if ur gf made u mushy pasta everytime she cooked pasta for u (she is trying her best)
>>34955614I'm the cook.What sauce did you make?
>>34955616i just used a jar of red sauce it was macaroni noodles tho so it tastes weird
>>34955618>red sauceAre you American?>macaroni noodlesWhile different pasta has different taste to a degree, it shouldn't be weird, unless the sauce is weird?
>>34955614You need to taste it as you cook it. Unless you give it a cold rinse, it is going to keep cooking even after removing it from the heat, which is why it's always recommended to cook your pasta al dente.
>>34952648but they look weird
>>34955621yes im american why do u ask> it shouldn't be weird, unless the sauce is weird?its not typical to eat red sauce w those noodles>>34955622ok noted, ty
>>34955625>why do u askBecause I have never heard anybody call any pasta sauce just "red sauce". lolI think you can use any noodles with any sauce in general, but there is a difference in how they absorb the sauce or if they even pick it up entirely like penne does.I made a creamy sauce for spaghetti a week ago, it was really good.
>>34955614you should not cook things for other people
>>34955627What a weird statement.
>>34955614we'd probably be cooking together mostly
>>34955627Bullshit, cooking is for people to enjoy and others telling you how good it is feels like sex.>>34955614Stop over cooking it, if it's with sauce stop before it's al dente and then finish it with the sauce.Pasta should have a bite to it.That said I love cooking so if she tried I'd love her a lot for it and try to help her out.
>>34955631>good>>34955614>mushy mac in walmart bottled red stuffget fucked
>>34955632You want it to be good then practice retard, cooking is art and you need to get out of your comfort zone to improve.Using recipes when learning are a huge help.
>>34955626but pasta sauce and marainara sauce are difference and i forgot which one i used so thats why i said red sauce>>34955627why not>>34955629that sounds romantic : ]>>34955631i do test the pasta but i keep cooking it even after it seems good since i see some pasta still clumping together which usually only happens cause its undercooked but then it ends up mushy (U_U)
>>34955637>i see some pasta still clumping together1) Don't break the pasta ever.2) Stir it with a fork.3) Even if there's some clumping left once there's sauce and heat it will spread, it's clumping because of the starch adhering them together with the water.Your best test is to literally just grab a piece and eat it after it's been cooking for a while, you will be able to tell immediately how much it's missing.
>>34955614Bro wtf??????????Literally just1. Boil the FUCKING water2. Add the GODDAMN salt3. Add the FREAKING pasta4. Wait the amount of time written on the bag MINUS one minute5. TRY IT FIRST TASTE IT MOTHERFUCKER6. If its' not ready add 30s or 1m
>>34955637>but pasta sauce and marainara sauce are difference and i forgot which one i used so thats why i said red sauceI think I would have just said tomato sauce, but anyway, some clumping doesn't matter too much, as it will either just move apart once you add the sauce or you can just tear them apart with your fork/spoon.
Doing the laundry and washing the dishes is like going to war for women. They have PTSD from these abusive traumatic experiences.
>34955645Wrong board.
>>34952618If you had a bf that was good in bed, would you tell your female friends to brag about it, or would you keep it to yourself?
>>34955637Tomatoes are poisonous for cats
>>34955648If it's one from the US, it probably has exactly 1% tomatoes in it.
>>34955645Stay at home mom is a living nightmare, imagine throwing the clothes in the laundry and taking them out is literally all you do all day, every day. Theres a reason the hippies did away with it after witnessing their moms go stir crazy and their dads having to handle the naggign loon all day.
>>34955555>Men could be eliminated altogether and replaced. It's really not a bad ideaWhy did reading this give me a boner?
The casual misandry in society makes me not want to have a wife or children.You can be an amazing husband and father and everyone still assumes you're shit and do nothing even if you're the breadwinner, and what's worse is sometimes your wife will even become convinced of it by listening to her bitter miserable friends.
Thoughts?
>>34955651I'm a NEET and I'd 100% be willing to be a stay at home dad. You know who's opposed to this? Women.
>>34955614How are you going to fatten up your moid if you don't know how to cook good food?
>>34955652Because you know it's a skinny bitch.
>>34955654Nobody cares, fuck off.
>>34955653>>34955654People are just shitty in general. 90% of the people even in the civilized world are third class human beings both male and female. It's always been like this and always will be regardless of the welfare we live in and access to educationTry hanging in the right part of society, that's all you can do
>>34955654Hot, I wanna cum on it
>>34955654east Sl*vic women are literally everything incels think about women, only real. They openly consider their men only as usable meat that eixsts to pay them for sex, so tha tatttoo is perfectly in tune with being ukrainian
>>34955653I'm going to have a son through surrogacy when I'm older.
Past midnight and I want nothing more than to eat a choccy croissant...
>>34955654Those pillowy DSLs ^_^
State gender.What food should I order or pick up tomorrow?
>>34955614Are you putting the pasta in before it boils?You gotta wait for it to be boiling then you add the pasta and salt and then wait for however many minutes it says on the box (Or a minute less if you like it al dente)Pretty simple
Femanons how's the noreaster treating you
>>34955664coulda been almond baka>>34955668banh mievery single one on the menu
>>34955669She's just retarded I think
>>34955653Yeah because only old moids get to be atms.
>>34955673It's just cloudy.
>>34955449Update: I went to a bar that I was told was good; it was just full of seated old people. Paid for an overpriced shit drink, drank it, stayed for a couple of songs and left as the old people started doing a conga. >>34955537>Men are only useful as dildosI wish>and belongI wish >providingI wish
>>34955676I was about to say there is no restaurant that has those where I live, but apparently there opened a Vietnamese restaurant 20 minutes away earlier this year. lolThey use AIslop for their PR though.
>>34955653>even if you're the breadwinnerI really don't get this meme. Women neeting at home while the man is solely responsible for keeping the household afloat was only ever a thing between 1945-1970.Everything before that required the whole family to do their part , and during WWII women had to work in factories as well. So why do some people cling to this idea in an almost psychotic manner?It was a short term trend, its over, and personally I'm happy about not being expected to larp as a plowhorse while my woman plays vidya in comfort.
>>34955546Women cannot take any joking or even actually earned criticism about their husbands without going NO YOU DONT KNOW HIM HES ACTUALLY AMAZING AND I LOVE HIM meanwhile he legit beats her.Nothing is more humiliating to a woman than someone even insinuating that she chose a poor man. Which is most men so it’s bound to happen
>>34955686It's not even like the women were NEETing either, they had to do all the housework and child rearing. The fact that men see all that as "just NEETing" really says a lot.
After I get done with work I come home and find I have none of my usual passion for anything BUT sex.When my gf is done with work she seems to have passion for anything BUT slobbing (and certainly not sex).I literally want her to not have to work, but we make very similar amounts of money so it would be a drastic change in our income.How do I go about this?
Women, what do you think of the Bell witch?
>>34955600nta but trader joe is goated. brother provides good food at a reasonable price. he's truly a man of the people
This thread is dead, deader than Broadway.
They need to cut it out with these outages
'ate foids
Don't worry everyone. I fixed the website.
Are we done being dead? It was dark in there.
hello again :3
I'm sick and tired of Five-O running up on the block, you know what I'm saying?Yo, anon, they came around looking for you the other day, word? Word. Bus' it.
Finished baking my coffee cake, now to let it cool before icing it.
>>34955700no pls minthara don't sit on my face fmmmfffmffmf nmmmmmmmmmm!
>>34955704it's too late for coffee for me
>>34955684>rural flyover Vietnamese restaurant usually a good sign. the entire cuisine does best with fresh cilantro, pickled garden veggies, and easy breads, noodles, broth, normie proteins like chicken and pork. I'd at least give em a try if I were you
>>34955700>namefaggery still allowedwebsite ain't fixed
>>34955701How do you pay for rent as a NEET virgin in your 30s?
>>34955691>they had to do all the housework and child rearing.Oh wow switching on the washing machine.>The fact that men see all that as "just NEETing"Actually that was my mom describing the day to day of the housewives in the 50s subrub she grew up in.According to her, all of them were addicted to booze, pills and gossip to starve off the cabin fever and lethal boredom. With modern elecitrcal appliances, housework is just barely work unless you get obsessive about it, and it doesn't solve the problem of never leavign the house and not doing anything that requires an IQ above 50.Child rearing lasts maybe 6-8 years untiel the child can mostly take care of itself, and what does the houseife do with the other 40 years? Go crazy, thats what.
Does anyone want to watch Star Trek: Enterprise with me?That show gives me faith of the heart.
>>34955715>Doing housework and child rearing is just switching on the washing machine and nothing moreAnd men like you wonder why women don't want to be your housewives and have children with you.
>>34955716ick
Are there two lesbians in this thread that are obsessed with Korra? Either that or Korrasami used to be more chill.
>>34955716ENT is ok but I've already seen it, it's not really rewatchable material, it doesn't have any central message, or really anything at all beyond being secondary Trek.
>>34955720I told you specifically why my mother, a woman, considered being a AHM her own personal nightmare. Thats not from me.And not, I'm not slaving to pay a woman to neet. You wanted equal rights, now you got them. Deal with it.
>>34955727Your mother, who wasn't a stay at home mother, and gave her own surface level observations from what she saw as a child. And you use that as truth. Either way, men don't get to whine about stay at home mothers being NEETs while also demanding that women do all the childcare and housework as well.
>>34955728>surface level observationsShe literally grew up in that bygone era, other than you, and was tormented by her own mom who did that in part to let off steam over being locked up at home all day. >while also demanding that women do all the childcare and housework as well.Who says that I do? I specifically said I don't believe in the "breadwinner" meme, but everyone doing their part.
are straight women ever attracted to boobies?
>>34955733No such thing as a fully straight woman.
>>34955735Almost every human is bisexual, as prisons prove
I need to command the crowd
>>34955740So you wanna be a parent
Femanon, could you resist the temptatiopns of this incubus or would you give in?
>>34955741But your wheels ain't fly
>>34955743*temptations
>>34955733I'm sure the fat enjoyer femanon is a fan of man boobies, at least.
yep time to listen to mommy asmr on my speakers at full volume
>>34955740fine, command them to never get fat
>>34955740You need to make music to do that. Be an MC.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgIp4Y5NoZk
>>34952618State gender Why are retards like this?
>>34955751M; You answered it yourself, because they are mental deficients
>>34955751FThe madonna–whore complex. A lot of men want women to be pure virgins in everyday life, but a slut in the sheets with them.
>>34955659>People are just shitty in general. 90% of the people even in the civilized world are third class human beings both male and female. It's always been like this and always will be regardless of the welfare we live in and access to education>Try hanging in the right part of society, that's all you can doThat's why I choose ideological bigotry over such stupid silly things like racism or sexism
We dancing to this tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBN7lyLT4w
>>34955751They should be whores for me only
>>34955755https://youtu.be/JttJh13UaxA:^)
>>34955673Wimdy>>34955751They think a pure woman choosing to whore herself out for him makes him special. Performance anxiety, can't deal with not being the best but they have no confidence so the only way to do that is to be the only one competing.
>>34955754Would you let your daughters get blacked?
Do you use Sex as a Weapon?
>>34955763If sex is a weapon, the smash boom pow
>>34955760I won't encourage it, but I won't be against it, if the nigga is based
"I am not a crook" vs. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"?
>>34955768I'm an "it depends of what the meaning of the word 'is' is"
I want a werewolf gf that would fuck my brains out and then eat me and turn me into werewolf ass fat and poop.
>>34955765>This is michael p. desronvil>he was charged with assaulting his ex wife after his nephew called the police on him during an assault>and had a restraining order against him at the time of the trial for assaulting a teenager
It's interesting seeing a celeb hang out with their normal friends, there really is such a thing as the IT factor.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttrhMhadKWM
>>34955765Lmao
why are his songs so kino?https://youtu.be/UeC_deznm1k?si=GUIbyGwwjovtNx34
>>34955770How come this kind of thing never happened to me when I was growing up?
>>34955771Shhh, he has the right opinion on muh Lindsay Clancey. So you can't criticize him anon.
>>34955775How come what? You never got fucked by a werewolf?
>>34955777Probably because werewolves aren't fucking real.
>>34955777>777checked.Yeah, doesn't have to be a werewolf, but any kind of monstergirl or fantasy creature girl would have been cool.
https://youtu.be/niqf6MlB1m8
who wants to cuddle and watch gossip girl with me?
>>34955782Gay
>>34955775Getting vored by a werewolf girl?
A lot of the men who say "Never show your emotions, you have to repress all your trauma, cry alone" are just as whiny as the emotional bluepilled men. The default state of men should be being stoic, and never letting the bad things that happened to you even affect you. It's not about "repressing" them, but choosing to not dwell on them in the first place, or if you do it's solely to learn from them. I don't let any of the bad things that happened to me in my past affect me in the slightest, I forgive my parents and those who have wronged me for their ignorance and realize they didn't have the same mastery over their mind and existential clarity that I do.
This is interesting, this chick has to stock up on everything before October because she lives in Salem, MA and all the people who descend on it for Halloween make it impossible to drive anywhere.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zr26lWr3FI
>>34955771As far as I know, those charges were dismissed, but if he needed some kind of redemption, he probably found the right place and time for it
>>34955787NTACharges being dropped doesn't mean he didn't do it.
As I understand when you fuck a girl doggy style you can see her butt hole. Is that awkward? Like do you look at it, do you avoid making direct eye contact with it? What do you do?
>>34955782Dude, we all know who the Gossip Girl is by now, it's not a reveal any more
>>34955763hmm you could say my penis is a weapon but uh no
The one you warned me all about?The one you said I could do without?We're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe
>>34955786I would tooIt's bad enough trying to go to target in the first 2 weeks of the college students coming back that has to be way worse
>>34955785>I forgiveCuck
>>34955793I'm the one your papa warned you about
>>34955789Imagine if she farts on you and it wafts up to your face
>>34955796I told him "papa, don't preach"
atoga poker night?
>>34955789>Is that awkward?yes. very.
My genie wish is to be in the Doctor Who universe and work for UNIT during the Third Doctor era
>>34955800I can't play poker
>>34955789You’re not filming a pov porno when you’re fucking.
>>34955800can we play black jack instead?
>>34955788And charges being filed doesn’t mean he did do it. Congratulations, you’ve discovered why evidence matters. Rational people who aren't communists tend to believe in stuff like innocent until proven guilty and due process.
>>34955793It’s me. I’m the problem. I was left unsupervised and my silly autism brain didn’t know how to process what love is without instruction a previous non familial example.
>>34955808Okay wifebeater
>>34955753That's not really what the madonna-whore complex is. Both men and women can have it, although it might be more common in women. Women can be attracted to "bad guys" because their self-esteem is so low that they don't feel like they're good enough for someone who would actually treat them well
>>34955804Then how does it work? What are you looking at?
>>34955800Idk how to play and I don't really care to learn, sorry.
>>34955510No, there's no universal literally me foid.Maybe Jen Aniston? She's the average ideal female from a female pov, I remember every chick trying to act like her and copy her style etc back in the 90s/early 00s. But she still has that star power, where you see her being the hot slutty one in a movie and you don't go 'yeah that's literally me how does she get me so well'.
34955810 is a rapist, I seen them rape a girl at a Halloween party in 2023 when she was passed out drunk. Anyone who defends them is also a rapist.
>>34955475Either the catch 22 of men wanting chaste virgin wives who also act like porn stars in bed, or the idea that women are awful for being turbowhores in their youth, yet damaged if they don't lose their virginity before a certain age.
How many times have I felt diseased?Nothing in my life is free
>>34955614Shave a minute or two off the suggested time on the bag. As long as it's not hardcore crunchy when you tedt a piece, it's fine. It'll continue to cook from the radiant heat in the strainer while you finish preparing the sauce, typically retaining a small amount of bite without becoming a starch slop pile. Alternatively, run cold water over it immediately to halt the cooking once it's in a strainer.
>>34955815Lauren Mayberry had that role back in the 2010s, this decade has also seen a few Jenna Ortega Literally-Me's
>>34955808>>34955810>his then-wife told police that he had grabbed her by the throat and thrown her into a bedroom dresser during an argumentEh, even if he did it, I can understand why the court thought it was not worth punishing, he's not even a proper wifebeater
>>34955645It's a going postal situation. The laundry never stops. The dishes never stop. You need to cook every meal every day even on holidays or you're eating toxic take out garbage and poisoning your kids. And nowadays a lot of women work on top of being a full time mom, so they're already exhausted from being Mr Shekelstein's bitch for 8 hours before going home to feed and bathe the kids and maintain the household.Coupme goals should definitely include learning to enjoy mealprep together just because it brings the family together and it's more creative than the average chore, which makes it fun if you make it fun to do.
>>34955825I stopped caring about women getting beaten a long time ago, the vast majority them completely deserve it.
trevor from gta 5 is literally me
>>34955686Back in the day you didn't have machines to so everything for you, so shit like laundry genuinely took forever. And they also knew proper home ec skills like basic sewing to repair and make clothes, knowing how to cook from scratch, make decorations for the house instead od buying shit from a store etc. Having an at home wife is great for the kids so long as she's a good mother, because you know your kids aren't being raised to be cocomelon savages at daycare, no child diddlers around, 1 adult focusing on 2-3 kids instead of 1 adult to 30 kids etc. Modern women are just burned out from work and lazy and unaccomplished in their personal lives outside the daily grind.
>>34955827Doing laundry and dishes both take like five to ten minutes each. The tasks have been close to automated in modern times. Even cooking can be done swiftly now with AI meal planning and instant pots. You're a mentally fragile dysgenic human being if they make you want to go postal instead of just being a very slight tiny annoyance. This shit is a fraction of the labor that ancient humans had.
>>34955733Only my own. They're above average and I have healthy self esteem.>>34955743As a schi/x/o who's fucked with the paranormal for 15 years I can very clearly remember one time that I think an incubus took advantage of me and I felt very grossed out and drained afterwards, it was not worth it.
>>34955834NtaI actually think I would be much more mentally sound if instead of my real job I had to do more of the "bake my own bread and make my own socks, learn to pickle" type labor.
>>34955816>themHOW MANY ARE THERE?
>>34955834>>34955838Why is it that the men who always go on about how wonderful staying home to do chores all day don't start working on becoming stay at home dads?
>>34955841How should I know? Ask a man.
how much of a loser you are?
>>3495584326, KHV, no job, no degree, I live in my parents basement. You tell me.
>>34955841I literally want to be a stay at home husband. I am a NEET and already do this stuff for my family right now. Women overwhelmingly do not want stay at home husbands, they are hypergamous.
>>34955834M8 I know you don't have to preach to me, I work 8-16 hour days and then do all the housework for my family because my mom is a mentally ill cluster b housewife who hasn't worked since 1990. If I can manage it without being suicidal, most women need to be literally beaten and shown their lives aren't that bad.
>>34955847NTADo you also have to raise children as well?
>>34955825If a woman attacks me, I'd probably try to do something similar: grab her head and push her away from me.
Women, do you still have your maidenhood?
>>34955851>maidenhoodWhat's that?
Did you know deep-sea angler fish have a real neat way of reproducing? Males are tiny and unable to get food on their own, and because the population density for angler fish is so low down there, the males will permanently attach themselves to a female if they find one.MenWould you be okay with losing your independence if it meant you got to constantly mate with and be fed by a female?
>>34955843F, autistic and on autismbux so I'm not going anywhere huge in life. I own my house (mortgage) though. I tend to do not much during the days which makes me a bit sad. I feel very lonely at times.
>>34955843IdkWe need some sort of test or objective rubric or even a fucking bingo card
>>34955843Pretty loserish.I've done a couple cool things but I mostly feel about a decade behind my peers.
Things I would do for mjy career woman girlboss wife if I was a SAHH>eat her pussy every day after she gets home from work>bring her lunch with love letters>make dinner>runs baths for her>build a massive garden and give her flowers>clean her dirty clothes (after using them to jerk off)>play pranks on her
>>34955859Would you attach to her and become part of her body to help her reproduce
+1 image no contribution
>>34955851yes>>34955853apparently it's "the state, quality, or period of being a young, unmarried woman or a virgin">>34955843i agree with >>34955857
is there any femanon here who looks like Gio Scotti?
>>34955834>>34955838Atoga vintage story server
>>34955859men like you are usually weird looking because they think they're effeminate but in reality they're just a different flavor of ugly
>>34955854A mommy gf basically
>>34955830>CanadianEwwBut Bojack Horseman is literally me.
>>34955859Yeah this sounds needy and pathetic as fuck.Like I adore showing my love and always being over her but goddamn I am also bending that bitch and making her cry to high heavens, why are you so submissive
>>34955859Gay
>>34955863count me in
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>>34955856how do you have your own house
>>34955751>topthat's the men that are online>bottomthat's the men women pick out to date
>>34955877No thanks
>>34955865here is she btw
>>34955877everyone migrate now
>>34955888It bothers me that she's wearing two different shades of white
>>34955849Not yet, I live with parents to save money so I can afford to stop working to rear kids.
>>34955435Neither of those mexican-american actresses
>>34955888>smokerewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
