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I have 14k saved up and I plan on killing myself in the next couple months. What should I do to maximize the fun this'll buy me before I blow my brains out?
>just live bro
my life is filled with shit I hate doing and misery that can't be spoken or helped. I don't want this life anymore or the future I've earned. I'm 22 and old enough to have seen that the misery I've felt since I was a kid will never go away, no matter what I do.
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22 is too young to kill yourself im not gonna lie man

you have to give yourself time to fully settle into the cadence of adulthood and then see if you really hate it before you can say it isn't for you, you're in an awkward transitional phase in your life that kind of sucks for a lot of people and is absolutely temporary

maybe your problems turn out not to be and it's the right call, but you straight up don't have enough time banked to be equipped to make that call
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>>34955813
This is my 5th year of college and I become a commissioned zogbot at the end of it. 6-5 life in the fucking military won't be better than what I'm currently living and I already want to kill myself. I've been suicidal ever since I was a kid and this permeating disease will never go away, there's no point in ignoring it if everyday is a painful endeavor.
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>>34955807
if you put that all into LINK or PEPE right now you'd be so happy in about a year
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>>34955819
take control of ur own life, lol
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>>34955826
>drop out
mandated zogbot enlistment
>seek help
lose it all, become a failure, and still be suicidal

Killing myself is me taking control over my life. It's the only option where I win.
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>>34955832
>Killing myself is me taking control over my life. It's the only option where I win.
True. Life is pain.
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>>34955807
Go to the volcano and use the lava there to kill yourself.
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>>34956020
This is actually a pretty bad idea. Lava is semisolid rock, it's not like the movies where you just sink into it like water. It would be like getting fried on a giant skillet.
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>>34955807
Bear in mind you WILL chicken out at the last minute.
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>>34956042
You explode into flames you know nothing, I'm a scientist!
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>>34955807
Be of service and give me the money, then do it. It’ll go to a good cause and you’ll be a martyr.
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>>34955807
) shoot heroin
) eat lobster & fine pastries
) sail the seas
) listen to music youve never heard before
) hop a train
) walk until you cant anymore
) dress yourself in the finest of garments
) fuck whores
) rob a convenience store
) immerse yourself in nature
) smoke cigarettes
) travel to the edge of the world (Patagonia, maybe??)

good luck dude have fun
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Can you give that money to me? I really fucking need it right now, I'm about to be homeless...
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>>34956646
How can you be homeless in 2026 if you’re not literally dyslexic? Download a homo app and let some 50 year old lonely man OR woman with bags of money suck you off bro. Nobody cares. Why be homeless?
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>>34956653
Just give me the money dude, you're gonna kill yourself, you don't need it.
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If you want to kill yourself, you shouldn't have fun beforehand. What if, while you're having fun, you realize you're not ready to stop having fun and that u want to enjoy life? But it will be too late to change anything cuz u r going too far.. If you really want to die, just do it cause you'll never have fun enough to realize that you're ready to actually do it. The meaning of life is to have fun. Feel all these chemical changes in your body This is what you should live for. Too little, too late.
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Give it to me. Im poor and want to live.
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>>34955807
Checking out at 22 is fucking moronic, anon. My life didn't even start until 24-25.
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>>34956748
I'm 40 and my life hasn't started yet
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>>34955807
Buy a boat. Learn how to navigate and sail the seas. Go on a journey, challenge yourself. There is absolutely no reason to kill yourself. You have too many opportunities to do something worthwhile.
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Travel the world, anon.
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>>34956808
Same…and it never will. Better luck next time fellow failureanon.
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bro you are 22 just do what you want, write a list of what you like. do those things dummy your not chopped unc and retarded yet.
>>think about what you want in life
probably one of the most important steps nobody does in life. now that im old chopped unc and retarded i see this as a universal truth. the happies people just know what they want. miserable sods deny themselves of their interests(like me) and live a false life(like me). you are young enough you could still fix this. there is a deadline though (28), i uhh.... i passed that before realizing this. so heed my words before you get stuck as the chopped retarded unc and live YOUR life. it is quite possibly the only thing worth your time. dont waste your time feeling sorry about yourself now if you excuse me im gonna go fuck a cardboard cutout of where my hopes and dreams lie buried
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>>34955807
Fuck some whores, do some drugs, i recommend some extreme sports too. Maybe you won't even have to kill yourself directly if the extreme sports kill you.
Or just get that 14k out as cash and give it directly to someone you care about. That would be a very nice thing to do before you die.
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>>34956733
Live laugh love people are useless
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>>34957244
:(
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>>34957315
>Or just get that 14k out as cash and give it directly to someone you care about
Like me... ^_^
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I waged over the fucking money, I'll spend it how I want. The time I spent earning it was time I could've used to prep my suicide instead.
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>>34955807
Buy explosives and go blow up a building its quite a rad way to go out at least
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>>34955807
Give it to me
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>>34955807
>my life is filled with shit I hate doing and misery that can't be spoken or helped.
Bullshit. I'm 33 and I hated where I was at 22. I'm fine now and am so glad I didn't kill myself. Nothing is the same. Make more money and you can get out of any situation. Mention any misery you have and someone here can tell you why it's bullshit. If you hate your current life, get a new life. 14K is a pretty good start to be able to go places. At the very least you could move to a new location and get a different job and no have all the people in your life that you don't want there gone from it.
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>>34955807
I wonder as a 22yr old as well what misery could've brought you to wanting to do this to urself? I can appreciate the fact that for me I guess nothing crazy's happened that brought me to the feeling you have. But I also have strong reason to believe that no matter what trauma I'd have gone through in the past, the fact alone of being capable and being young would always keep me pushing for more. Why would you take away your life so early? Also if you don't care about living so much that you wanna rid yourself of life, why not instead be careless about the things not in your control. not in a detrimental sense where you live on the street without a care in the world, but instead in a way where you live and genuinely find a way to not give a f about what you can't control. who knows what joys you could find in a life like that.
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>>34957834
Somebody pointing out that your wound isn't bad doesn't make it go away. The military owns me. If I mentioned how suicidal I am and have been for nearly the entirety of my life, any career I've set myself up for will disappear. I'd rather die than live a failure.
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>>34957843
>Why would you take away your life so early?
It objectively gets worse and harder from here on out. I WILL be making more money if I decide to live, I will have a very promising career, I will have prestige and good networking, a proud reputation, many friends, and a luxurious place to live. My life has only improved in the past couple years and I am the best I have ever been, yet I'm extremely miserable now more than ever. What that tells me is that it doesn't matter that "things get better" I will always have to fend off this misery and temptation while working harder everyday to keep what I have earned. It's not worth it to me to live this out if the conclusion reached will be the same: sucking a shotgun. I plan on going 'no fucks given' in my last few days, but I can't do that long-term and still live a life that I want.
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>>34957875
see but that's career wise. Lose your care for that. You're set financially which shows you're even ahead of me. But everybody creates an idea that you are your career, again though lose your care for that. What's a miserable life? life isn't money. think of all the avenues available to you. we're in the same boat, 22's way too young.
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>>34955807
If your going to die, what does buying shit matter? You won't be able to enjoy any of it with death looming on the horizon?
You might as well just buy fent and then give me your money beforr overdosing on it or something. I could really use 14k right about now.
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>>34955807
Yet another attention whore who doesn't actually want to kill himself, and just wants banal encouragement to not do it, that life is so worth living, bla bla bla.
You won't do it because you'll fuck it up (like you've fucked up everything else in your life) and become a vegetable. And then you'll just be in an even bigger hellhole than you were before.
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>>34958190
This is why I'm telling him to go to the volcano and use the lava there as the best method to unalive himself.
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>>34957845
So don't be a failure. I never said you had to tell anyone that you are suicidal. Me pointing out your wound isn't bad, doesn't make it go away. Not really what I was doing anyway. What I was saying is that I was in a similar headspace, and now I'm not and you can be too. I'm also saying that you have the ability to change everything you just want to. You have to funds to go anywhere. If you're current military, I guess you do something to get discharged if you hate it that much, (I'm not military so I don't know how that works, so get advice from military bros) then use your money to drive somewhere new, move it somewhere, and get some temporary job until you can do what you want to do. Right now you're just going "poor me, nothing will change" when you can absolutely do anything else and be around completely different people by moving. Again, get yourself a new life.
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>>34958243
>change everything you just want to. You have to funds
change everything if* you just want to. You have the* funds
My typing was shit in that. Sorry.
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>>34958243
Like seriously, I'm not being dismissive. Picture yourself moving away. Imagine yourself in some shitty suburb away from the people you hate. You go meet strangers who don't know anything about your past. You reinvent yourself as a person and be the person who you want to be by just acting like it. It's not being fake, it's just being what you want. After you work a bit, you can move again to a better location now that you have more money. You make some friends by going to community shit. Maybe you get on a dating app. I don't suggest that right away, but at first just move somewhere and get yourself settled and then you can do anything you want.
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>>34957845
see
>>34958243
then
>>34958261
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>>34955807
>https://www.aspca.org/
If you don't want to be a selfish faggot that is.
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>>34955807
Give us some details? Why don't you see your situation changing? Are you short? Ugly? Balding? What is it?
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>>34955807
Take a vacation in Thailand do some hookers. You'll probably want to live after that.
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>>34955807
Read/watch some Norman Vincent Peale
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>>34965583
It's my penis.
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>>34965583
My life is the best it has ever been and I feel miserable. I don't see my situation changing because it's only ever changed for the worse despite things objectively becoming better for me. And I have genuinely tried to fix the loneliness I feel, tried to get help for my mental issues, seek peace for the things and people that hurt me in the past, but people have disappointed me every time I left myself vulnerable in the reach for their help. I'm not strong enough to fix this on my own and despite my best efforts, nobody cares enough to help me. I've tried so many things to distract me from it all, so many things to solve my attitude, but none have worked. I'm the person for others that I need, but not one of my friends or family cares enough to show me the same kindness. I have done everything I could and my life, on paper, is surely going to improve but this will never end. It doesn't matter how good things get, nothing will ever change the fact that something is not right in me and it can't be fixed. I knew even as a kid that it would end this way and it's not worth it to me to keep living in misery everyday just to delay that eventuality.
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>>34955813
this is cap i hit 26 with 250k and tried adulting and fell into inceldom and now am at the same point this young rizzler is - OP save yourself some trouble and end it before you experience more misery or worse the world tries to make you gay
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>>34966382
Didn't work for you so OP should kill himself?
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>>34966385
it proves that the adv that he should just try adulting out is BS - it only gets colder and more isolating and harder as you grow up
also OP maybe looking into a Cruise line like Virgin Voyages you can get completly plastered for a week and maybe fuck a broad but at the least just go clubbing the entire time- im going on a couple before i end it probably next year or the year after once my money runs out but i already got the bridge picked ima jump off so there willl be no fuck up
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>>34966392
Why would it be the same for OP? He ain't you.
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>>34966395
he certaintly aint you either. hes looking for adv hes already measured his place and trying to take control over his life in the only way he can- a lot of men are trying to do this right now but faggots like you who want them kept around as noble losers talk them off the ledge to be pharmaceutical slaves and janitors.
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>>34966400
You really are a miserable cunt aren't you? You want OP to die for your own satisfaction, you probably somehow believe your a good person as well. This board really does attract vultures.
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>>34966405
and you are a distracting little shit worm - OP is looking for adv not for platitudes from fucking jesus complex normies contributing to the status quo that results in men being in this position to begin with. fuck off with your virtue signaling.
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>>34966412
Op is facing basic shit and your advice is that he should kill himself. Like this is retarded mentally ill bullshit. I can't believe you think you have a point.
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>>34966433
basic shit? like living life as an isolated male with no prospects? yeah basic bro just get a hobby and wash your asshole and life will turn out ok. Life who do you think you are bro Cappin America?
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>>34966439
>like living life as an isolated male with no prospects
Genuinely why is that so painful to you? Like your so fragile can't handle that? I really don't understand this shit. Is your problem just that your a pussy?
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>>34966450
>>blud denies the brutal reality of biological programming
>calls dudes pussies for taking psychic damage from terminal isolation
>then turns around and yaps about how life is worth living
>make it make sense, the hypocrisy is actually staggering
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>>34966450
of course you can't understand which is why you shouldn't be in this thread and you definitely shouldn't be giving a young rizzler advice.
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>>34966450
>blud is running the Noble Loser script word-for-word
>wants you to glaze your own suffering and pretend being completely atomized is an honor
>the "just man up and suffer" meta is literally just commercialized cope to keep the cannon fodder in line
>bro is leaking negative empathy aura because you won't suffer in silence for a society that already yeeted you
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>>34966454
I just would never kill myself no matter what happens. It's completely illogical, you'll die some day anyway. I mean look your a depressed faggot and you want to kill yourself, that's fine but recommending it to others? That just isn't right. Your trying to spread your own mental illness to others. Your like a tranny. You might be actually be completely hopeless but don't go around projecting your shit onto others. It ain't right.
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>>34966461
>>34966466
Oh what retardation I have unleashed.
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>>34966468
you are just a mess of contradictions, platitudes and shill negative empathy like its quaaludes bro quit yapping if anyone is the tranny its you the confused one.
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>>34966480
You can't address anything I've said in that post. You know I'm right. You are mentally defective which on its own isn't a problem. What's a problem is your telling other people to kill themselves when they might be better off living.

That is what I object to. I'm going to call your bullshit out and you can't do anything to stop me. How about that?
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>>34966486
bros airing the gyatts yap 3000 like its in style he hasn't addressed any of my points while I've addressed his platitudes in spades. you keep going lil bro it just points to Memento Mori and that men are better off dictating on their own terms how they yeet.
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>>34966490
All your points are the same. Your point is that men are suffering and they should kill themselves. That's it. Thing is you don't even believe that. If that was the case you'd kill yourself right now. You lack the courage of your convictions, yet you think that others should do as you say and kill themselves.

It's actually absurd.
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>>34966497
you dont read posts like a typical autist so whatever bro keep yapping like Cappin America i missed the part where thats my problem
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>>34966501
Lamo, your just gonna ignore what I said? Like I said your a pussy. You won't even actually kill yourself. Your just some edgy boi talking all this bullshit.
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>>34966412
>OP is looking for adv
Telling someone to kill themselves isn't advice. If anything it's murder by proxy.
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>>34955807
>I'm 22
>Got 14k and gonna kill myself
yeah no shit you fucking poorfag. but 14k isn't nothing, don't you want to live like this? (but without the criminal charges)
just turn this money into more money AND BE FUCKING RICH
That's wayyy way better than putting a bullet in your skull right?
If you kill yourself you'll destroy your only chance to be rich with luxury villas, cars and watches.

Btw, I'm not rich either, I'm just as poor as you are (20 yo), but the idea of being filthy rich sounds so appealing to me.
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>>34966647
Telling someone to kill themselves is worse than the holocaust
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>>34955807
my suicidal thoughts stopped after i started watching anime
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>I want to kill myself
>I want to have fun
That's dumb. It's one or the other. I recommend you try the second.
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>>34967756
I was in jail for 6 months and it's crazy how much I missed anime
Watching shows lying on my bunk in the homeless shelter after I got out was like being 14 again rediscovering it for the first time
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>>34955807
Buy a Barrett .50bmg and unload it into an IRS office.
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>>34967751
You should kill yourself.
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>>34955807
Set aside 3k and to therapy. See if they can fix you. If they don't then you can kill yourself anyway.



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