>>34955874
>>34959016
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>>34959016men: why are ur chests so hot and grabable
GenderHow was your weekend?
any atoga who are not ugly with small dicks
>>34959030Mine is flat and bony
Heightcels are detestable not because they're short, but because they make everything about their height insecurities. That is all.
>>34959033MoidKind of a roller coaster
>>34959035I'm a 9/10 with a small dick
>>34959036thats okay too
>>34959030Compared to yours?
>>349590407/10
I want to find a cute girlfriend with nice titties that will let me suck on them regularlyIs that too much to ask?
>>34959043yes but also in general
>>34959042No it's not
>>34959050if thats how u feel then change it
>>34959038Truth. Caleb couldn't handle it either.
>>34959038Manlets are disgusting gremlins thobeit
Will not jacking off when I wanna talk to girls actually help me
>>34959052I have no energy or will to live
>>34959033FIt was boring and I didn’t do much, but that’s okay sometimes.
>>34959056then u shouldn't worry abt the state of ur chest u should worry abt getting bettter mentally :]
>>34959060It's over though
Either Gender,If you had to choose a way for the world to end, what would you choose and why?
>>34959062its never over
Atoga is weird because I talk with women here but I don't see or interact with them irl so it makes them seem almost like fictional creatures or video game characters
>>34959064False vacuum collapse.
>>34959064raining cafs and dogs
>>34959064A blip. Everything just immediately ends and we all head into an afterlife. Basically false vacuum collapse like the other anon said.>>34959065That's exactly what I was thinking.
>>34959064Flood
Pretty funny reading the replies to this, chuds seething that NZ disrespected the US by taking in Afghan refugees less than 3 weeks after 9/11.
>>34959065You don't know that sometimes it is
>>34959072Stay on twitter and not here please
>>34959070>one of the most extremely painful ways to dieSadistic bitch
>>34959074>>34959072twitter migrants are the backbone of 4chan culture
>>34959064M nukes
>>34959075No, because I can swim, float, and comandeer a boat.
>>34959033MPretty good. Also wtf did you see in BV, like genuinely?
#ChudsStayOutOfNZ#RememberCHCH
>>34959078You don't just swim in a flood. The water is filled with all sorts of nasty and dangerous shit. With any luck, you'll run out in your bathing suit ready to just tread water indefinitely, and immediately explode when a power line touches the water.
i heightmog and skincolormog and haircolor mog you FUCKING pussies.
>sister is on another "moids are so gross" rant>claiming men pee everywhere and jerk off on furniture, don't wash clothes, etc>this girl has never cleaned anything and lives in my guest room>pretty sure she's never even had a bf>every woman in my family thinks I'm some kind of ape and she cleans up after meGenuinely wondering how many women who complain about men are doing this exact same thing.
>>34959087ur 5'7, pale and blond?
>>34959033Fine. The people stuck in middle school at age 37 on 4chan we're a bit annoying, but still a good weekend so far. Literally I don't know why you as someone on the internet would compare someone with a name to the spawn of Satan, but they do themselves like that. Seriously I can not understand the people on this website. The people on this website are literally obsessed with retardation and schizophrenia so much I'm starting to wonder it is a fetish of their's.
>>34959085Oh come on, first rule is to make sure the scene is safe, dumbass.No gas, glass, fires, or wires, school shooter looking moids, or other hazards.
>>34959073She's right anon
>>34959064MIt's cliche and done to death by this point, but I'm going with zombies.
>>349590896'5, pale, and blond
>>34959088You are an ape. A rape-ape
>>34959033F. Good. Got doublestuffed and it was intense.
>>34959096And how do you know
>>34959100too tall slender man
>>349590896'4 pale brunette with a rusty red beard.
>>34959107Faggot
Since it is optimal for men to have sex twice a day, women should try doing that too. it makes sense for it to work both ways
>>34959110Women don't like or need sex
>>34959109i own u pussy stfu
>>34959110Men can't handle having that much sex demanded upon them. They start breaking down around the second week.
>>34959110Just jerk off, holy fuck. Or use a pocket pussy.>But some people mock using pocket pussiesWHO CARES WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK
>>34959112Keep tucking your dick when you talk to me bitch
>>34959087t. Pantone 448 C
>>34959110>Since it is optimal for men to have sex twice a dayIs there data supporting this? Because I feel like I need more.
>>34959111puritan influence has caused people to say this, but puritan influence also branded women who'd have that much sex as nymphomaniacs. Those were probably the normal women, not the sex-haters.
do any moids look like this... ^_^?
>>34959126nah he kinda ugly
>>34959124Nymphos are the outliers. 95% of marriages end in a dead bedroom after a few years
>>34959123yeah you can look it up easy, it was part of the rebuttal to the semen retention society
>>34959129what abt him is uglyscruffy moids are the cutest
>>34959126Like Ethan Klein and Michale Cera had a baby?
>>34959090I actually do agree with them largely, I'll never use a name on /vr/ or /m/ or anywhere else unless strictly necessary, but I think a general thread like atoga on a board like /adv/ is different, and they take it to cartoonish unnecessary lengths.
gaytoga
>>34959105I attempted a few times over a 15 year period, but finally found a treatment that worked.
>>34959134His puffiness, babyface and weak chin/jaw
>>34959033MCollege work the entire weekend, so pretty awful. My life is pretty unfortunate in general though so not much different.
>>34959104u mean oreos, right??
>>34959131I thought it was 92%?
>>34959141i think that makes him cute
>>34959104Where do nymphos like you even congregate
>>34959142Sorry to hear it. Do you have a lot of college left?
>>34959120*rapes u*
Anon, there's too much smegma on your dick. It's disgusting. I have to snip your foreskin off. Sorry not sorry.
>>34957499Bump? The last time I texted her was yesterday (Saturday).
>>34959145Only to you
>>34959072Fuck that and fuck the men on that plane Afghan men are a plague that should be erased, the only reason why they got sent to Nz is to destabilise the country and make it more racist so the right wing parties can win elections>>34959126Can you stop fucking weak chin chuds? No wonder the men look like shit these days
>>34959154a huge mass of girls on twitter are actually swooning over him
>>34959139What exactly was your problem, it was obviously solvable
>>34959072As a woman, I'm of the opinion that only females from Islamic countries should get to immigrate to non Islamic countries. Yes it's because I'm a misandrist. Don't care.
>>34959150You aren't raping shit with that clitty baby dick
>>34959151His smegma was promised to you 3000 years ago
>>34959156What's a "huge mass", you can get a huge mass of any crowd on the internet but that's not representative of anything general because the people that don't like it don't engage with it
>>34959149I'm around a third through my first sophomore semester, so I'd say so. This might sound silly but things feel pointless in general, I still can enjoy things but it tends to return to a baseline negativity. I'll be 26 soon and I'm still a kissless virgin. I could accept it if I didn't see value in myself and I know I'm not ugly, so it stings more because I feel like I shouldn't be in this situation on paper. The only reason to have a lot of money is to support a family and without a wife I'm not going to have that.No one "owes" me their affection, but I feel that I am deserving of someone's.
>>34959159>Yes it's because I'm a misandrist.Hot. Are you single?
>>34959156White twitter and their twink of the month but the twink is always a stupid looking twink with literally no masculine traits, femboys are straight now
>>34959161If he's Jewish, then it's the fucking opposite and he should've been snipped years ago. Shame on his parents.
>>34959159Need to leave them both, not our problem, not our responsibility to play hero
>>34959166>Twink>no masculine traitsI don't think that means what you think it means
>turn to look at foid>foid grins seeing me look at her>her grin makes me grin>she grins bigger at my grin>I grin bigger at her bigger grin>smiling singularity>if we weren't walking past each other quickly we would have dieddoes this mean she likes me?
Take it easy for a little while, come and stay with us.
how does it feel to hold hands with a woman?
So none of you are going to beat this shits out?What happened with men being good and not all men. 40 people in a group chat and no one said shit All of you are complicit unless you do something
>>34959173sticky
>>34959176what the fuck are you talking about
>>34959179It's the tiktok baiter just ignore him
The only big terrorist attack we've had in NZ was committed by a chud so I'm woke as a matter of patriotism. The shooter was also Australian, fuck those guys.
>>34959176what are you even talking about
>>34959176?? am i dumb or does this make no sense?
>>34959179Forgot none of you fucks are academics
>>34959176These men should be burned at the stake. Evil.
Women: what's the best-smelling men's deodorant?
is there a difference in an american L sized shirt and european? i noticed american one is way bigger
>>34959188I don't really pay attention to deodorant smells. Just don't smell like ass I guess.
>>34959173Only done it once, but I was surprised by how soft and cold her hands were.
>>349591813 Afghan refugees raped a German girl in NZ
>>34959188
>>34959191Bitches are COLD, it's why they love snuggling.
>>34959189Yes American sizes are bigger than European standards. If you go over to Europe as an American to shop you notice it quite quickly. Best rule of thumb is to size up at least one.
>>34959192Hot
>>34959064MaleGod showing up and explaining to humanity how they really should have acted.
>>34959192This is what happens when you import Islamic males to western countries. Only import the women to escape their suffering.
>>34959176>>34959185>>34959186this looks like another case of "women got told what to think on tiktok and are about to defend a murderer of 3 children" again
>>34959197Abrahamic gods were invented by the upper class to keep your asses stupid
>>34959189ofc. americans are fat and ugly as fuck. their government, inorder to make them happy, renamed 2XL to L. Keep in mind 70% of these americans are overweight
>>34959199Males are the root of all bs >>34959176White educated>>34959192Brown and stupid
men what are u having/ what did u have for dinner?
From a womans perspectiveWould you take a man you don't find physically attractive if he was "good enough". That seems more like a pragmatic decision than a passionate one, no?
>>34959207Cheeseburger
>>34959200
>>34959207Pussy
MOIDSPOST DICK STATUSGIVE MY DRUNK ASS ALL THE DETAILS
GenderWhat is the dumbest thing you have done because horny?
>>34959210hell yea
>>34959163>This might sound silly but things feel pointless in generalIt doesn't sound silly at all. It sounds like a heavy feeling to deal with.I get it, it hurts when you know your have value but life isn't really reflecting it at the moment, it feels like you're grinding it out for nothing. Don't stress about where you are on some arbitrary timeline or whether you've hit certain milestones. Comparison is the thief of joy. Just focus on living *your* life.
>>34959208Nag but this is what results in dead bedrooms and divorce 20 years down the line
>>34959207I was going to make chicken stew and mashed potatoes.
>>34959030A baby thinks the same way. Nothing has changed >>34959033Tired. There's not enough weekends >>34959038I've only met one man who was confident enough that I didn't pay any mind to his height until well after we broke up. It's not a negative thing with him either. Describe him? "Oh yeah, he was short.">>34959045"Nice" is already a lot to ask.>>34959064Humanity creates a new species that succeeds us and can live past the end of our world. Basically if humans create Superman and send him off on his own adventures while we perish.F
>>34959214I thought women got less horny when drunk
>>349592146"3, shaven on sides and balls, trimmed on a patch
>>34959215Date moids
>>34959207I had some pizza tonight.
>>34959215Texted my ex I missed him Rubbed one out and then I got back the ick
>>34959214White7 inchesCurves upward, full mast has it standing on it's own
>>34959214You won't even care
>>34959208I'm not sure what you mean by this. My BF isn't 100% my dream man in terms of looks, but I'm perfectly happy with him. It's not like I think he's hideous if that's what you're asking.
>>34959214limpredstinky
>>34959222>shaven on sides and balls, trimmed on a patchTf is this gay shit
>>34959229>StinkyGross, go wash it.
>>34959217>Don't stress about where you are on some arbitrary timeline or whether you've hit certain milestones.The timeline doesn't feel arbitrary though, everyone else is aging as well, we only have so much time on this earth. >Comparison is the thief of joy. Just focus on living *your* life.I agree with the sentiment but that feels impossible to do when I see people around me happy and walking while holding hands and just being merry. Meanwhile I feel isolated from that positive environment.
>>34959194Why do they steal our shirts?
>>34959231I don't want girls to choke on pubic hair and a bit of controlled, short trimmed bush is good for you and looks aesthetic.
>>34959207Spaghetti and salad. Just had a second helping.>>34959215Paid for a lady's OF.
gently washing all stinky moids in nice warm bubbly water :3
>>34959208Mhonestly most people probably never get with someone 100% their physical type. Like, my type is a tall skinny blonde with natural D cups. chances of me marrying a girl like her are just low, will have to compromise on someone who is just "good enough" like most people do
>>34959237>man hands
>>34959215>Gender>What is the dumbest thing you have done because horny?MJerked off with a wet towel.
>>34959236> Just had a second helping.yay, make it a third while ur at it
>>34959229red? what did you do to it?
>>34959215Gave an ultimatum to my then GF to either have sex with me or break up. She cried a lot. I didn't feel bad at the time. Looking back on it I see how dumb it really was. I would've waited but my horny ass wanted action now.
>>34959228it seems like the majority of women only find like 10% of men attractive, and the ones that don't get a man their physical into settle for a "good man" who is intellectually stimulating but emotionally not.
>>34959235No it doesn't it looks mad fruity and weird. Either shave trim or leave it
>>34959214dangerous throbbing and getting worse
>>34959230By being bigger?
>>34959214seems like everyone here is well endowed. i'm just shy of 6" when fully erect. i have a stubble around there, i'm too scared to clean shave my balls with a razor :)
>>34959245>looks mad fruityYou're a man, I don't care about your opinion on my dick you faggotron.
>>34959243Ouch. Did she want to wait for marriage or something?
>>34959243Based rapist king
>>34959242Just as I get older the blood vessels got a little blown out like a drunk guy's nose.
>>34959247Nvm I'm retarded
>>34959249Careful slanging those big words around you've got the gayest fagdick itt.
>>34959254You're a man, I don't care about your opinion on my dick you faggotron x2
>>34959248>seems like everyone here is well endowedPoor gullible retard
>>34959215MHad sex on first date
>>34959255Doesn't matter what I think of it you carved a landing strip into it, that is objectively homosexual
>>34959220How tall are you?
>>34959257How is that dumb?
>>34959243Kill men
>>34959260If it's a girl you care about it is quite dumb and a big red flag
>>34959237>bubbly waterI bet those chemicals are dangerous
>>34959263I don't understand why though, if you both are into it what is the issue? Is it just an easy come means easy go kind of thing?
>>34959265Could've instantly settled the relationship into casual sex/fwbMaybe she got pregnantMany possible things
>>34959264stinky moids WILL get in the bath whether they like it or not
>>34959266>casual sex/fwbHow do people even end up in these? Just Tinder?
Sex is cool but the best part of using women for sex isn't the sex it's the manipulating them and deceiving them
>>34959267baths make my small pp into the big pp
>>34959233I wasn't trying to just sound cliche, I'm not dismissing how you feel. It feels like shit, not being where others are, having what they have. I think knowing your value puts you ahead of a lot of people. Even if that doesn't do much to help right now.
>>34959264Tying stinky moids up and waterboarding them in the shower until they sit still and get their buttholes washed.
>>34959267Nah I'll do that tomorrow, I took a shower yesterday and it's fucking sunday.My balls are starting to sweat but no smells.
>>34959250Yeah but she was also saying she could wait 7 years to get married. I was pretty upset because I thought it was never going to happen.
>>34959267Moids will come up with any excuse to not wash up. And then they have the gall to call women disgusting for having periods.
>>34959137Still is a bit pesky of them, because anyone can find names on Facebook through a click of a button or even YouTube. Reddit is known to have names all over the place as well. Forums do too. People think they have anonymity here, but the moderators here can pull up a post, look up the IP address, and boom there you are. It isn't real anonymity it is just presumed, which is pretty much like Reddit's to begin with... But with usernames that are different from the full name.
>>34959273what do u have against cleaning urself on sundays >>34959270oh, ur a grower?>>34959275moids can do as they wish, they are within sin :3
>>34959278>what do u have against cleaning urself on sundaysI'm fucking tired
>>34959260It ended up being a very short relationship, felt gross
>>34959279thats why u need a femanon to help u wash up
I should have never shaved my head
>>34959282Girls have cooties, fuck off
Men who post here are rapists/woman beaters in the making if they aren't already
>>34959278>oh, ur a grower?uh that's not what I meant, but now that we are talking abuot it, isn't every penis a grower?
>>34959279Cool.
>>34959284...consider my feelings: [ hurt ] >>34959286no some men are showers, isnt that how the saying goes?
>>34959241Nah. Not so soon before bed. I just showered and everything. I'll have a cup of peaches but that's about it.>>34959276I guess. I don't think the mods here are prone to doxxing anons. In any case, they get way too worked up over something very unimportant.
>>34959285wtf D: I just got here :((
>>34959285If I wanted to plow that badly I'd just buy a fleshlight.It doesn't mean anything if she doesn't want me back.
>>34959284Girls are hot.
>>34959285Nah, it's more like they're incels who are jealouse of the rapists sand wife beaters.
>>34959286>isn't every penis a grower?Some penises gain an inch, others can triple in size
>>34959290You'd be surprised at how corrupt this website is. This website seethes at anything that smells like middle class white nerd from a mile away.
>>34959289>no some men are showers, isnt that how the saying goes?oh yeah you're right, I guess I'm a grower, idk what makes one a grower?
>>34959283Now you're a skin head
women are really, really, really obsessed with rape
>>34959297That you gain more than an inch of length when erect. Most men are growers.
>>34959295ahh then yeah I'm a grower
>>34959160ok u made it weird porn loving ass mf
>>34959215FCraigslist threesome Nothing bad happened but it was very dumbMet a guy off /soc/ at an air bnb
>>34959271I didn't take it as you just giving empty words, it just sucks being in my position IMOI figure the only real avenue forward is to keep rolling the dice and seeing if something hits
observing moid penis talk is so fun i love atoga moids so much
Just found out there’s a whole copypasta about vaporeon being the most fuckable eeveelutionI always thought it was glaceon but the arguments are too well thought out
>>34959306Look who's late to the party
>>34959303>Craigslist threesomeMore details pls
>>34959306Glaceon has an absolute dumpy in the 3DS games for some reason, you know a furry designed that model.If you don't believe me, go look.
>>34959304I know, I've been there. It fucking sucks.Yeah, pretty much. Just don't beat yourself up if you aren't where others are. Everything happens at different times for different people, especially these days.
>>34959309No, (You) gotta post that
foids how do you cope with not looking like this? knowing you'll never be any man's dream girl, you will never have tons of high status rich handsome men in your dm's, you'll never be truly desired, only settled for by some bald, short, fat guy
>>34959308It really wasn't that exciting it's just that fetlife is so terrible that particular ad on CL seemed like the best option. It was fine but I wouldn't do it again. Way more work for not more pleasure just different sensations.
She's got that grippy and that slippy
>>34959306>>34959309Vaporeon is more compatible physically but Glaceon is hotter cause she has bangs
>>34959312>only settled for by some bald, short, fat guyi mean thats not far off from my type..
>>34959312Tryhard cringe
>>34959312Why should I give a shit? Also my BF's not bald or fat. Don't know about his height, but he's taller than me, so who cares?
>>34959306>>34959309Why not Espeon tho
>>34959319This nigga likes lolita and sanrio girls
>>34959268lol you think casual or fwb didn't exist before tinder?Can be mutual agreement or it just takes 1 person who is afraid of committing and the other believing whatever excuse they hear
>>34959214dick status: small and erect
>>34959215f. stabbed myself inside of my butt with a kebab skewer i was trying to use as a handle to insert the skewered cucumber. dont ask me why i thought i needed a skewer. i dont know.
>>34959321I more meant nowadays how do people
>>34959323I need to date a retarded girl
>>34959323Please be making that up
>>34959312Why should women keep moids for just a little sausage? It's kind of a moot point since they don't protect nor provide like they say they do.
>>34959323
>>34959328what if it was a big sausage..
>>34959323Do you still do butt stuff
>>34959327wish i was. it still itches where it stabbed sometimes.
I have a crush on an /atoga/ moid I think
>>34959332not recently but that's bc im depressed. ive done a lot.
>>34959330I don't want a big sausage.
>>34959336>this post>this name
>>34959337What is that image
>>34959285I'm hoping for a woman like that, actually.
>>34959324I thought dating apps are dead and people slide into each others instagrams DMs nowadays
I would DP/Spitroast a femanon.
>>34959342No, you wouldn't.
>>34959312is this even a real face? i've never seen a girl with a face that perfect, you cannot be that good looking naturally. she is either AI or has had tons of plastic surgery
>>34959312I'm not that ambitious. I only need one high status rich dude.
>>34959342Make sure you and the other guy communicate about thrust tempo
>>34959334Really? I have a crush on an /atoga/ foid, so...
>>349592595'2"
my penis goes from 2 inches to 6.9 ;3
>>34959339That is Vex from league of legends
>>34959347Should the guys alternate?
>>34959285i want my foid to play that role actually
men if u had a son would u name him after u?
>>34959355No, I always hated my name.
>>34959358whats ur name
>>34959355fuck no in fact I will never have kids because I don't want to continue my dad's rotten bloodline
>>34959355NoI would name my daughter after my crush though, her name is nice
>>34959334Which one
