Does anyone here have experience with sperm pills?I ask, because I desperately want my boyfriend to impregnate me. I love him a lot and long for a child by him, but I'm way too nervous to ask him. I know there's a chance I'll scare him away. So I thought I might as well give him sperm pills and tell him they're "multivitamins" that can improve his health. Or, I'd simply slip the pills into his morning coffee.Do they really work though? Do they cause a man to blow a bigger load during sex? And is there any proof they fix sperm quality?
No. Tell your fag boyfriend to not masturbate for a week.
>>34959839What will that do?
>>34959879Whenever I used to hookup with people I wouldn't masturbate for a while leading up to it. Everytime they were alarmed at the amount of semen I ejaculated compared to times where I did crank my meat before a hookup.
Don't get knocked up by a bf, you stupid, stupid whore. You'll ruin both your lives, doom your relationship, and you'll drop 1-2 social classes and never recover. Single mothers are trashy AF.
>>34959839>>34959911This. Say you're a cumslut and want him to maxmize his loads. If he gets angsty just do foreplay with him when he's horny to relive sexual tension for him and reassure the wait will be worth it.
>>34959832You know, you could just put a pin through his condoms...
>>34959832This is a really blatant larp, but okay, let's pretend it's not. At best, those pills will increase the fluid volume, they won't affect sperm count. About the only thing that will help is making sure he wears loose underwear and trousers (pants), and doesn't cycle. Sperm production requires the balls to be at a temperature about two degrees below body temperature, so if the balls are pressed too tightly against the body too much of the time, sperm count drops.If you're having sex without any kind of birth control and he is ejaculating inside, you'll probably be pregnant within a year anyway.>>34959839>Tell your fag boyfriend to not masturbate for a week.If you knew anything about male fertility, you'd know that reduces the chances of conception. Sperms don't live long. Ejaculating frequently reduces the number of sperm, but increases the number of fresh, strong, healthy ones. If you're trying for a pregnancy, you should be having sex whenever you feel like it, and preferably at least every other day.
>>34959951I've thought about that too.
>>34959962>This is a really blatant larp, but okay, let's pretend it's not. At best, those pills will increase the fluid volume, they won't affect sperm count. About the only thing that will help is making sure he wears loose underwear and trousers (pants), and doesn't cycle. Sperm production requires the balls to be at a temperature about two degrees below body temperature, so if the balls are pressed too tightly against the body too much of the time, sperm count drops.The only physical activity my bf does a lot of is Brazilian ju-jitsu. Will that affect his sperm count?
>>34959975>The only physical activity my bf does a lot of is Brazilian ju-jitsu. Will that affect his sperm count?No. Like I said, the only thing that adversely affects it is if your balls are too warm for too long. That's usually the result of wearing underwear that's too tight.
>>34959832If you're using condoms or some other form of birth control, this won't help. If you're not, you'll get pregnant anyway.
>>34960025We seldom ever use condoms.
>>34959911is this true?>brain fried from fapping to 2d characters>go without masturbating for how long?>can come for real woman?
>>34960032>We seldom ever use condomsIf he comes inside then there's an 80% chance you'll be pregnant inside a year. I wouldn't worry.
>>34960064Yes but I want to get pregnant immediately.
>>34959832so you don't wanna child together, just for him to inseminate you? and your method of choice is by lying to him? why are you such a cunt? not a rhetorical question, genuinely curious.
>>34960109Well, track your cycle, and make sure you fuck just before or at ovulation.
>>34960035NTA, but if you go a long time without ejaculating - a week or two - you will produce more liquid the next time you cum. But it makes it (slightly) less likely that you'll get her pregnant.
>>34959832>help me daterape my bf threadYou're a sexual predator and a creep.
>>34960159two weeks is a long time? i thought you were gonna say like 60 days
>>34960131He'll leave me if I tell him I want a baby. Better to get pregnant "unexpectedly" and go from there.
>>34960175How is this anything close to rape?
>>34960176After a while you just start ejaculating in your sleep and it stops making any difference.
>>34960247So, again, this is obviously a larp, but just to play along: if he doesn't want you to get pregnant, why aren't you using birth control? Are you lying about being on the pill?
>>34960247> me Me, MEyou're an only child, huh?
>>34960175Why?
>>34960339wtf is the bro yapping about wtf does this even mean i haven't done this since i was 13 that one time
Just save up a load for a week or so, drink plenty of water, do some weights, and you'll shoot better ropes.
>>34959832One time i ate a whole bottle of these and when I came in my girlfriend butt I rippen through my roof and landed a half block away
