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>>34962311omg its marriage themedthat means one of u has to become my husband now
>>34962316It's also Dragon Ball themed, so we have to fight
Either genderGive me music to fall asleep to
>>34962311What will make you stay with me for the rest of our lives?
I hate you, Femanon!*throws a kamehameha at you*
>>34962320can’t we just kiss instead
i might be making an extremely silly move. wish me luck bros.
GenderWhat's your favorite anime character?
>big dick>no refractory period>can coom double digits in a day>will never get to share this with a womanLife is ironic.
>>34962321Dude, YESListen to Simon Heath's Cryo Crypt!Here is my playlist!!!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnLfXxqGCpuYuE4tfFgEgrzw8Pyvi2e8g&si=h74rc6iTQyIU4h_7
State GenderDo you pursue life with reckless abandon, or do you bide your time and wait for perfect opportunities?
>>34962321https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
>>34962327MTakumi Fujiwara
>>34962327Anime is super gay and cringe.
state genderhave you ever crashed out because of a rejection?myes
>>34962331I sit on my ass and watch opportunities pass by me.
>>34962331MI pass my time on meaningless passive internet activities and do not even see the opportunities that I am missing.
>>34962327Yang Wen Li
Why did femanons break the build-a-bear website?
>>34962311You think goku had rough sex her or gentle sex?
>>34962316Shave your happy trail then we'll talk.
>>34962350It ain't a trail bro that's a 7 lane highway
>>34962344Gross
what do women think incels get wrong about women and what do women think incels get right about women and give reasoning to your answer
>>34962349He busts in like 2 seconds so he can get back to training.
>>34962327F. Goku probably.
>>34962350>happy trail?
>>34962350then youll be my husband?>>34962354rude
>>34962324>*throws a kamehameha at you**instant transmission behind you and hits your prostate with a special beam cannon*>>34962327>What's your favorite anime character?Depends on the anime. I have a list of some of my favorites, separated by gender.>>34962349>You think goku had rough sex her or gentle sex?She definitely led in the bedroom. But Chi Chi also strikes me as a romantic, so it was probably tender and sweet. I have head canons about the sex lives of all of the DBZ couples.
>>34962340MI tried dating for the first and only time in 2017, but after a few dozen rejections, and getting cheated on in the only two relationships I've had, I decided to throw in the towel.So you could argue I'm still crashing out, but I don't sit around thinking about it anymore. I do still daydream about sappy shit sometimes.
Did she look better before or after?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e3RF0Rw1Cjg
>>34962331Neither, I kinda just coast. I bob around in the water and let the waves push me around.>>34962340Yes.
>>34962349Super rough pelvic crushing sex. It's a good thing Chi-Chi's got the body for him.
>>34962365>I have a list of some of my favorites, separated by gender.Post em>I have head canons about the sex lives of all of the DBZ couples.Do you think Baby Vegeta fucked Bulma?
>>34962321https://youtu.be/8WGx5z9wVNY
>>34962367After. Raven was never fat.
>>34962367Before actually. After looks so fake and plastic.
>>34962311State gender:Do you care if your partner pees in front of you? Not in a sexual way.
>>34962376>Raven was never fat.A man can dream...
>>34962378does he let me hold it sometimes
>>34962321https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fNGmDqks74
>>34962381Sure
Do you think this girl looks cute?
>>34962386NoI'm only attracted to that girl from the bodycam video now
>>34962386Mid
>>34962380Many years of cons have made me a connoisseur of fat chicks dressed as Raven.
>>34962384>>34962321https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CcEgMWdeJs
>>34962378F. No. It's nbd.
>>34962386Need to see her in motion
>>34962378Nope. Have done it and had it done in front of me.
>>34962381I'd hope so? Do you constantly urinate around men?>>34962378M. Yeah? I don't want anyone but the cat watching me poop though.
>>34962402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbxpHqGMG1k
A little bit of a dull thread
>>34962394>>34962321I regularly listen to Braveheart's ost lolVery good choicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIGa4gZudMQ&list=OLAK5uy_kYrrkpDUuZjzXXnZumRhzk2J-Rvy1RIt0
>>34962316*blasts you into particles*
>>34962429thanks
>>34962427Listen to this then >>34962428Maybe you will like it maybe not
>>34962432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C2n4m_nnFA
>>34962432Not my thing, I don't want to feel like I'm in some sort of grecian pizzeria
>>34962427 >>34962356trying to get legitimate answers to legitimate questions but the femoids aren't playing ball - probably just a bunch of sussy bakas trying to mog each other's mewing streaks in here no cap
Relationships are not easy to maintain
>>34962437Well that question is incoherent, try asking it in english
FemanonsDo you play any video games? Would you play games with your BF if you had one?
>>34962440He can't speak it broski
>>34962435So what do you listen to, to sleep? If you were going to do that, that is
>>34962356What do incels get wrong about women: EverythingWhat do incels get right about women: Nothing
moidswhen's the last time you made a girl happy?
>>34962446moids are evil they only make girls feel bad
>>34962446Hurting their feelings is easier and more fun
>>34962448I think your happy trail is cute:)
>>34962450well i already shaved it since everyone was being mean abt it yesterday
Flemanons don't answer questions. The ask the questions around hereGo one then. Ask your questions, flemanons. I am waiting patiently
It's just the pits without you, baby
>>34962446Last Sunday
Why don't men want women to be happy unless it benefits them (i.e. they have sex with them) ?
>>34962386>>349624097/10
>>34962446Last time I know I did for sure was a few weeks ago when I brought my Super Nintendo to a little work party and a girl was thrilled to play Tetris on it.
>>34962374>Post emMen would be Kisuke Urahara, Shinsui Kyoraku, Gohan, Broly, Joseph Joestar, Laxus Dreyar, and Takumi Usui. There are a lot I like, but these are my boys.Women would be Revy, Yoruichi Shihoin, Tier Harribel, Nelliel, Misaki Ayuzawa, Kyoko Mogami, Mirko, and Sailor Jupiter. Same with the men, these are just my ride or die bitches.>Do you think Baby Vegeta fucked Bulma?Pretty sure Baby is asexual, but I'm almost certain Zomasu did when he took over Goku's body. >>34962380>A man can dream...Thick Raven I can coincide, but not fat Raven.>>34962446>when's the last time you made a girl happy?Trick question. Women are never happy.
>>34962452Women love that shit, what did they say to you anon
>>34962446I fixed my mom's car this weekend. Does that count?
>>34962345Is there a new release? I've never bought a bab but I like plushies.
>>34962316I'll be your husband.But you have to answer three questions.What is your body count?How is your relationship with your father?Do you want children?
>>34962446I actually don't know. I might had made one happy by accident, you never know. Does my mother or sister count?
State gender and post your Steam library sorted by hours played.M
>>34962456It's a zero sum world
>>34962460why would i care what women love, im not alesbian>>34962463body count = 0relationship w dad = above averagewant children = never ever ever ever
>>34962438things slip my mind and then i get more and more embarrassed to send a follow up text. it often feels like an excuse, and that I don't really care, and maybe i don't. I have been reflecting a lot lately on whether or not I just use relationships to fill something inside of me and i think I do.
>>34962465MNot a gamer.
>>34962386Look at that schnoz
>>34962465I had to google what the fuck Cursed Treasure 2 is and how the hell do you have so many hours on that.
>>34962465This reminds me. I've been meaning to sort clean up and consolidate my playlist. Since November
>>34962456I want to make women happy but I don't really know much women outside my family. Emm, and I don't really know how to. I try to make people happy by doing actions but I'm never really sure if it is even noticed or appreciated. What even makes you creatures happy?
>>34962467>im not lesboOh I thought you were a moid, my badAnyone wanna be a bro and link the post for me or do I gotta dig through the archive on my own
>>34962462idk if it's new but it's an online only special rn and my babygirl wants one and these build-a-niggers won't process my order
>>34962465You mog me.
HOW DO I STOP STALKING MY EX ON SOCIAL MEDIA? BLOCKING THE URLS DOESN'T STOP ME.
>>34962448Hating men is why your life is unfulfilled.Men are romantics.Women killed chivalry.
>>34962474Some stupid tower defense game. It's really brain dead, so I like to play it while watching videos. Also there's one mission where you can just leave it running to farm resources, so not all of that is me actively playing it.
How do we feel after it was revealed that Candace Owens and Brett Cooper had sex?
>>34962482The answer comes from within. Nothing we tell you will stop you.
>>34962479no its ugly>>34962465fdoes this make me a fake gamer
>>34962482Next time you think of looking at her socials, hit yourself in the face with a hammer instead
>>34962486WAT? Excuse me WAT
>>34962487YOU MUST STOP ME
>>34962465MAs long as we're not judging.
>>34962456Women are never happy. We could give you the world and you'd cheat without remorse because it makes you bored.Stop hating men and fighting the gender war that divides us and destroys our families.
>>34962485Oh so it’s some sort of tower defense and idle hybrid?
>>34962483>>34962493NTAWhat kind actions have you done to women?
>>34962492>3k hours on warframeBasedWho’s the most fuckable warframe and why is it nova?
>>34962467Why don't you want kids?I'll be your husband. What do you want in a man?
>>34962486>tfw my small but stoic penis will never be bullied by Candace Owens and Butt Pooper at the same timeits over bros
>>34962498She's ftm trans and she wants you to get fat, that's all she cares about
>>34962486Is there video? I do not care unless there is HD video.I am a little curious who topped.
>>34962465Team Fortress 2 > Shadowverse > Marvel Snap > Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links > Terraria > Dota 2 > Marvel Rivals > Path of Exile > Skyrim > Dota Underlords are my top 10 by play time. Haven't played 80% of them in the last 5+ years though.
>>34962497Nova?Personally, I think my oppie is the sexiest, but beyond that, Mesa is my pick, I like tomboys.
>>34962481what do the 2s in the corners of some of them mean
>>34962492>starfieldBruh
>>34962327Joseph Joestar
>>34962495>actionsQuite the accusatory tone.I've done nothing to women. I don't really talk to women. I am well-mannered and kind, but people are intimidated by me for some reason.Anyway, women are materialistic af while men will literally die for a chick that gives them a sideways glance. I really dislike the gender war narrative of hating women or hating men.
Women. Would you rather date and marry a tall weak and cowardly man or a short strong and brave man? The tall guy is 6'4The short guy is 5'4
>>34962507I played it at launch, then never touched it again.I like Bethesda game, I'll fall for Todd's lie anytime.
>>34962506That I have two copies available. I share my library with family. So basically any two of us can play any game like that.
>>34962486>revealedAs of now, it's just rumors. If true, I want to see it. For masturbatory purposes.>>34962481>SubnauticaI have like 15 minutes in that game because I have thalassophobia. I can't play any game with a diving mechanic. I had to have a friend play the diving missions in Assassin's Creed IV.
>>34962511>fell for it again awardCould't be me
>>34962515Bethesda games are unique man, no other games do it like them, I'll fall for it every time.
>>34962509>Muh "I'm such a nice guy but women are all evil whores bullshit"Yawn.
>>34962495Oh, *kind actions*Reading Comprehension skill 100.I mean, idk. I don't interact with women often, there are no girls in my life. I have never done anything harmful.Meanwhile, y'all are out supporting child murder. Closing ranks. Kind of like what you're doing with this question, probing because I MUST be some evil, bad guy.
>>34962511It's okay, but like most Bethesda games, a lot of the fun comes from mods. Unfortunately, even with the fixes and mods, it still feels really empty. Which space obviously would, but it doesn't make for fun gameplay.
>>34962517>Bethesda games are unique manThis is rage bait
>>34962519>I mean, idk. I don't interact with women often, there are no girls in my life. I have never done anything harmful.Translation: "I've never actually done anything kind to women, but I still want to bitch and moan about women regardless". It's always the same story with your kind.
>>34962498just no desire toi have nothing against motherhood itsjust not for me>What do you want in a man?what the other anon said, ig he’s trying to sabotage me, sorry,>>34962500i care abt a lot more than just him being fati care that he is also white
>>34962386Yeah
>>34962518Did I say all women are whores? I said you're all materialistic and then literally said that I hate the gender war divide.Stop projecting, you are the one who despises and blame all of your problems on the men in your life.
>>34962525You're rage bait.Nothing comes close to bethesda RPGs
>>34962494No it's mainly just tower defense, the idle part is kind of an exploit.
>>34962486Hot, drop evidence please
>>34962529>I hate the gender war divide, but it's also all women's faultYou can quit the gaslighting now.
How do guys like Dick Cummings get laid?
>>34962486The fuck kind of girls name is Brett
>>34962480Lol... I hope you can get one. I wanted this one but I didn't think the design did leafeon justice.
>>34962514I don't have that and it's still creepy as hell sometimes.Out of curiosity, would it still unnerve you if you were at the bottom of the ocean instead of above or in the middle of it?>>34962525I mean, they can be unique without it necessarily meaning they're exceptional. A good portion of my New Vegas playtime was spent in Fallout 3.
>>34962526I'm not the one bitching and moaning. I reacted to your bitching and moaning about men and now you are trying to scapegoat me as your stereotype of the evil bad guy.Sorry, what am I supposed to be doing, giving gifts to every random girl on the street? You're nuts. Hating men is why you are unfulfilled.I despise promiscuous men, I despise motherfuckers. I miss the days when we had stable families and long-lasting marriages.
>>34962514Did you ever play that shark hunting arcade game?
>>34962495Smacked em
>>34962532>Nothing comes close to bethesda RPGsnope. i'm not biting. nope. nope
Should I be bringing this kind of energy to my relationships?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mxVUkgCUsus
>>34962546You won't be able to find the same experience in a bethesda rpg anywhere else.They really are that unique.
>>34962543>I hate all women and think they're evil>W-Why are you scapegoating me as an evil bad guy!? This is why women are awful!
moids will all be turned into marketable sentient plushies if they dont start behaving soon
>>34962537You keep putting words in my mouth and twisting what I say to fit your preconception of the strawman in your head.The people behind the gender divide are the crazy Masonic social engineers in the banks and the intelligence community. This stuff is all pushed through media and has been for 100 years.Why can't you just be pleasant?
>>34962509>. I am well-mannered and kind, but people are intimidated by me for some reasonIt's the autism. Less intimidation and more this guy is weird >men will literally die for a chick that gives them a sideways glanceYou would because you're desperate and will fall for the first woman to give you any sort of attention, which is unattractive and simpish. Idk why you guys think being a dog with no standards is virtuous
>>34962549You mean something that is fun in theory but actually shit?
>>34962552Why are we blue?
>>34962556You don't get it, and it's okay.
>>34962557cuz u are all depressed
I know this is an anti-/pol/ zone but people irl are becoming exceedingly right wing and we need to talk about this
>>34962552I do not want to be that one. I'll be this dog-looking dude.
>>34962511I just pirated it 2bhIt was so mid they really haven't changed their formula since Skyrim
>>34962549
>>34962562the thumbnail makes it look like he has red devil horns
>>34962551You cannot respond to anything I say in good faith. Just twisting my words.Why can't you just be nice. Your problems are probably so first world and exaggerated. We are the creators of our own pain.And why do you keep acting as if I am trying to manipulate you?Women who hate all men are just as insane and divisive as the incel men who hate all women.
>>34962560I need to be red
>>34962566reddit likes to hate on bethesda games after they sold and resold skyrim a dozen times, but the truth is old heads who were there know bethesda rpgs are one of a kind in the industry.
>>34962571uh oh why are u angry
>>34962569>Why can't you just be nice to me, a guy who says that women are fundamentally evil. Obviously your attitude to me means you hate men and not just me specifically.
>>34962514if you could sexo one or the other, who is hotter? Brett or Candace?
>>34962567Well, he does sometimes eat things meant for others.
Penis status?
>>34962573I’m just waiting for any bethesda game to actually be fun
>>34962579in repose
>>34962555It's the muscles, the beard, and the serious demeanor.No, I am not a simp. I am a sigma. I do not crave validation from females, though it is an extremely pleasant experience.But y'all are so dedicated to strawmanning me as a man you can hate. Because I'm saying that I do not like the gender war and to stop hating all men and blaming all your problems on men? And you can't address that, just pursue an ad hominem tactic against me.
>>34962573I can't... I... no... I wont
>>34962579Flaccid. Sweaty. Bits of lint stuck to the tip.
>>34962578the smallest of sin, im sure he’s a good boy at heart
>>34962575>>34962551Crazy how literally every time you get into a fight people accuse you of strawmanning why is that. But you're not capable of introspection are you
>>34962581In riposte
>>34962575I never said that women are fundamentally evil, or whores, or at fault for everything.Stop twisting my words and lying. You are the one being manipulative here and you are only manipulating yourself.There is an option to not be bitter and hateful.
>>34962582>I am a sigmaLmfao >I am not a simpHe says after dropping the most simp shit possible, nigga your spergy stoic nigger larp is why you can't get laid
need hobby gf.
>>34962579I left it on the battlefield in Kandahar.
The masses are finally waking up to malfoid, took them a decade.
I will go now to study the hermeneutics and exegesis of femanon
>>34962586Why are you defending a guy who unironically calls himself a sigma?>>34962588Oh really?>>34962526>Meanwhile, y'all are out supporting child murder. Closing ranks. Kind of like what you're doing with this question, probing because I MUST be some evil, bad guy.Words straight from your mouth. Not strawmanning in the least.
i want a moid to carry me everywhere
>>34962579I think it's in the usual spot.>>34962585Of course. Dog-looking dudes are pure of heart.
So annoying that my parents beat my ass about every little thing and my sibling gets none of the heat and is even allowed to be a drug addict and dropout like wow my parents really just hated me .
>>34962596I'm not defending him
>>34962591I love mid women
>>34962481>VShow do you have almost 300 hours in it>Hogwartsdidn't take you for a transphobe, disappointing
>>34962445this isn't authentic - women only get emotional because some truth is scratching at their hypocrisy and they don't like it
>>34962602He really likes vampires
>>34962542>would it still unnerve you if you were at the bottom of the ocean instead of above or in the middle of it?Yes, especially with how dark it is.>>34962544>Did you ever play that shark hunting arcade game?No, sounds horrifying.>>34962577>if you could sexo one or the other, who is hotter? Brett or Candace?Brett. She's got a better body and is prettier. Plus, I feel like I could make Brett my bitch. Candace just seems to frigid, and not in the good way.>>34962579>Penis status?In need of
men if u were a bear which bear wouldu be?
>>34962603No it's authentic. But please continue jerking yourself off if that makes you happy.
Gender, Apart from gaming, what are your hobbies and what do you like to do?
>>34962606I want to say polar bear, but probably a panda.
>>34962591Is that Alanah?
>>34962609FArts and self improvement
>>34962579Disappointed in me for getting it riled up only to not relieve its troubles.
>>34962609MI paint miniatures, and people are probably sick of me saying that. I don't play warhammer or anything like that though so it doesn't count as gaming.
>>34962609I sometimes read books.https://youtu.be/hpsbj0OoeNo
>>34962606
>>34962609f, i write stories and poems and music and i make AMVs and some other stuff
>>34962599Golden child scapegoat dichotomy, very common among narcissistic parents
>>34962349Canonically Goku is too retarded to comprehend sensuality, and they just fuck quickly like livestock to get it over with, unfortunately for Chi Chi. 18 and Krillin or Vegeta and Bulma are much better couple goals.
>>34962607no its not authentic and no im not going to be happy with a substitute for a shitty world. Real men get their hands dirty and we will get to the bottom of this.
>>34962579Go to bed, JH.
>>34962617I want to see your AMVs
>>34962602It's comfy. :) I play it while watching streams and the like.Idk about any of that, everybody at my work was playing it when it came out. It's fun.>>34962605I hadn't considered that. It gets pitch black in the game too, and you aren't even going as deep as the actual oceans on Earth can get...>>34962609I love history, I read it often and check out documentaries and historical dramas. Also, a big part of my interest in games is historical, I like learning about games and the circumstances behind them.I like writing poems and short stories but I suck at it. I'd like to build more models but I find it hard to justify spending money on stuff like that.
>>34962621LMAO
>>34962609f, i enjoy doodling
>>34962609M, I enjoy cooking and fermenting things. I also like following local politics. I watch TV shows and read manga to pass the time as well. Garden a bit on my balcony too
>>34962620Do real men also refuse to use apostrophes?
>>34962609FI'm a workaholic so I kind of just waste my free time gooning and doing bare minimum gardening and cooking. I don't even have the drive to game or read anymore. I'm trying to get into sketching but I haven't drawn since my school days and I hate being creative.
I have felt like i am about to get my period for the past week and there is still a week until i actually get it. Why is this happening
>>34962597Are you fat?
>>34962609Writing, reading, and pixel art. Love being creative in all sorts of ways.
>>34962609I like doing amateur voice work.
I wish birdanon was still around
>>34962599They're probably way cooler than you.
>>34962627>I also like following local politics.based. I don't even care what your political alignment is, more people need to engage with (even if it's just following) their local politics rather than just watching national politics as a spectator sport. You can complain about issues happening anywhere in the world but you should at least be mostly focused on the ones happening to your actual immediate area.
Femanons: thoughts on a bf who is slightly shorter than you but can still pick you up?
>>34962631Pregnancy!
>>34962635That's neat, have you gotten your voice into anything?
>>34962630What’s your favorite toy?
>>34962629way to use an ad hominem and dodge the logic this man is raining down upon you from above
>>34962632no>>34962633terrifying
>>34962640Nope
>>34962643Is basic grammar misandrist?
>>34962628this bear fills me with despair :(
>>34962637I’d rather be a loser than get up to what the do
Megan Thee Stallion is so fucking hot.https://youtu.be/qQuQ8zDxGh0
>>34962641Not really, I only do small personal projects to get myself comfortable with throwing my pitch and tones around.
>>34962652Do u have a good range?
>>34962650What do they do, it sounds a lot more fun than whatever you get up to.
>>34962614NtaPost goblin>>34962617>amvsAre you focusing it on one anime per song or do you stitch together many anime to one songIf it’s the former tell us a couple pairs please, if it’s the latter tell us the general theme please
>>34962611No, it's just the hair. It's Aleksandra Cvetanovski
>>34962653I'd like to think so but I for sure need more practice and to stop letting the nervousness take over.
>>34962656Living in a pigsty doing drugs being broke
>>34962657But I've posted the goblin so many times already
WomenDo men ever make you feel like this wojak?
>>34962609FI hike a lot, do some arts and crafts, I like to cook but only when I have my own kitchen I don't have to share.
>>34962614When I was a waiter my chef played warhammer but his side hustle was painting minis for people. Might be worth considering if you want some extra pocket change
>>34962665im too ugly for men to notice me, creeps included
>>34962648does the pope shit in the woods? get back to the central discussion- the pivotal reckoning of our days that will decide the potentiality of marriages in the millions.
>>34962665I don't really get the feel in this picture? Is the idea that she sat with the weirdo over him?
>>34962664I remember the first one but weren’t you working on a second?
men which fruits are ur favorite ?
>>34962670>the pivotal reckoning of our days that will decide the potentiality of marriages in the millions.The delusion of incels. You people will be forgotten as soon as you're dead.
>>34962673Calamansi but that’s like saying lemon is your favorite fruit which is psychotic so I’ll say Mango, maybe strawberry depending on the day
>>34962673Raspberries, bananas and apples.In that listing.
How much money do I need to make to get a big booty Asian gf?
>>34962663And you aren't concerned about them at all, you just hate them?
>>34962673lychee
>>34962669damn. Well I notice you. As anonymous. If that counts>>34962671It's that she sees him as equal or worse than the literal creepy fucker at the back. She looked at them both and avoided wojak
i wanna sit on a moid's lap :,<
>>34962674its already in the history books dweebit. "More American men remain bachelors than ever before. The Institute for Family Studiesfound that in 2025 there were 30.4 million single men ages 18 to 39. This is a stark contrast to the 20.7 million single men in 2000."
>>34962678I don't like the fact this looks like my one cousin, yet I still think she's beautiful.
>>34962673Kiwis. 2nd place is peaches.What does that say about me?
>>34962684Is your cousin single?
>>34962672The main one was the last high effort one I've done. The little one after was just a breather on a tiny model with a limited number of paints, I might have posted it but I don't remember.This is the last one I finished, and I like it but it is a little bit phoned in on certain parts, the goblin is still my best one.
>>34962683>Muh random statsDon't care
>>34962673blackberry
>>34962682I'd be afraid of getting an erection while holding you.
>>34962686u have a thing for new Zealand girls
>>34962673I was gonna say banana but that's gay so im gonna say... you. You are my favourite fruit (no homo if you are man)
>>34962679My concern for them goes no where, I never said I hate anyone, just that they all hate me and think everything I say is worthless
>>34962687Yes, but I'm absolutely not letting her near people that use 4chan. I try to keep my personal life away from this hell scape.
>>34962691Nta, why?
>>34962696What country do you live in? What type of Asian are you?
>>34962692I've never met or seen one I'm pretty sure.Oranges (except mandarins) are my least favorite fruit, what does that say?
>>34962624>I hadn't considered that. It gets pitch black in the game too, and you aren't even going as deep as the actual oceans on Earth can get...Not to mention the knowledge that if whatever submersible you were in was compromised in any way, your body would be tomato paste faster than your brain can even register it. About 25 milliseconds, ten times faster than your brain can respond.>>34962651>Megan Thee Stallion is so fucking hot.Real>>34962684>I don't like the fact this looks like my one cousinBrett Cooper looks like my cousin and I talked about fucking her. Don't be a pussy. Embrace the wincest, step-bro.
>>34962691I've never had a gorl sit on my lap but if that ever were to happen, how do you stop that from happening? I'd be mortified because she would be able to feel it probably
I know it's a meme, but I rewatched the full Virtual Insanity music video today. Catchy song, and unironically good video.
Are you glad at me
Did you mother drink while pregnant with you?
>>34962697The fact that all it takes to ruin my life is a single phrase or something of that nature. I don't have much experience with females.
>>34962700>Oranges (except mandarinsdont they sort of have the same taste tho>>34962691men dont get erections for ugly girls
Is it true that girls intentionally hide their feet on social media now because they're too aware of foot fetishists now?
>>34962673Pomegranate and mulberry. I also like yellow/white cherries and yellow nectarines
>>34962702Just play it off if she makes a deal out of it.
>>34962698Chinese and I'm in the western area of the globe.
do men realize a girl might also have to deal with getting horny/wet whilst sitting in a guy's lap
>>34962691>>34962702nagYou just let it happen, trying to hide it makes it worse
>>34962713Are you Han or one of the weird ethnic minorities?
>>34962638I agree. Plus at the end of the day local politics doesn't track along the usual left right divide. Whether or not your roads get repaired and whether or not people are getting hit by cars isn't really a partisan question. Young people don't get involved and it means old people dictate everything locally and their interests run so counter to those of the young in many ways
>>34962327mGolgo 13>>34962340yeah, embarrassingly so. went no contact with my friend group for like 3 months>>34962446i wrote up something for a friend of mine a while back to make her happy but it made her cry instead, oops>>34962579ready to blow>>34962609writing, tabletop DMing, art, travelling, working out, holistic care, church group, piano
>>34962678you could get a normal asian girl and pay for her bbl. easier and cheaper
>>34962702I think if a girl is sitting on your lap, there's a solid chance she wouldn't be offended.>>34962708No. Mandarins are good, navel oranges taste awful to me.
>>34962691Nigga...
>>34962709Depends on how paranoid the normie is.If they’re an influencer sometimes they censor their feet
>>34962701I guess, although idk why I feel that way because we used to bathe together as babies and toddlers.
>>34962673Coconut my beloved
>>34962702If she sits on your lap and isn't stupid, it's a possibility she expects. Might even be offended if it doesn't happen.>>34962708>men dont get erections for ugly girlsEven putting aside my doubt in your ugliness, I think you're vastly overestimating penises here. Mine has been known to get hard from the dang laptop sitting on it. They react to stimuli as they please regardless of what's causing it.
>>34962718100%
>>34962711>>34962716I suppose. The best move would be to blame it on her. Which it would be her fault anyways. It could be taken as a compliment. Or not. I don't know. But if she's sitting on my lap then she must be interested somewhat anyways
>>34962715Prove it>>34962708>men don’t get erections for ugly girlsFalse
>>34962715Is this true?
>>34962720BBLs are gross and weird looking.
>>34962729>if she's sitting on my lap then she must be interested somewhat anywaysExactly
>>34962729The only girls that have ever sat in my lap are my sisters and girls that wanted to fuck.
>>34962731>>34962730yes im literally feeling a lil bit rn just thinking abt it
>>34962717She's actually technically mixed but I'm not. So idfk. Wasain and standard Chinese?
>>34962669I don't think you are as ugly as you say you are
>>34962731Not if they're sitting on my lap.If a girl were sitting on my lap chances are she's thinking about how to gtfo of there.
megan thee stallion is hideous tf is wrong with yall
>>34962741I like big butts (and I cannot lie).
>>34962715Yeah, but unless you're a supersoaker, it's not gonna be noticeable like an erection is. Stealth horny.
>>34962739at least 80% of the pics of myself ive posted here have been made fun of
>>34962694You sound like you do does that carry over when you talk to them. Are they good drugs at least? Or is it some faggot opioids.
>>34962737What can I do to make a girl extra horny while she's on my lap?
>>34962746That's a lie, you've made multiple dudes horny with the pictures you've posted to where one guy keeps begging for another armpit pic.
>>34962715That doesn't fucking happen
>>34962741Das a Black Queen you finna respect boy
>>34962748Get hard
Women, if you ever get with Chad would you poke holes in his condoms to keep him from leaving you?
>>34962715No that never occurred to me. I am a turbo tard it would seem
>>34962748hold ur hips/pull her slightly closer to you >>34962750it does, sitting on one's lap is not a normal occurrence, if its happening its cause she wants it to/ initiated it
>>34962734i dont know how many times i have to say this but you only notice the bad bbls that ghetto black and white women get. filling in hip dips alone or "petite bbls" are what the majority of people go for these days. look at the instagram page of a company like squlpt, you would not be able to tell any of those women got surgery.
>>34962748Ask to touch her feet.
>>34962715As if you’d soak through a pair of jeans.
GenderAre you good at keeping up with family/friends? I know I don't check in as often as I should.
>>34962749armpit anons being horny over arm pits dont count and you know it. a twink could post his pits, lie abt being a female, and get the same attention.
>>34962739Hate how dudes keep saying this like they fucking know, stfu man the image in your head has zero bearing on reality
>>34962756You think this is a BBL?
Ace combat releases in 3 days.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>34962755>hold ur hips/pull her slightly closer to youmy hips or her hips?
>>34962758NTAI've legitimately done that before.
Coke in da club
>>34962765her hips her hipslol sorry i didnt sleep well
>>34962766Never thought I'd be jealous of jeans.
>>34962763Would have a threesome with/10
>>34962755I'd really like to hold a girl's hips with she's on my lap. Don't think I've ever had a girl on my lap actually.
>>34962763THIS is what Venus looked like
>>34962764I am ready.
>>34962753can we get some answers to this please ladies?
>>34962760MNo I suck at it, months go by before I realize I haven't checked in in a whileIf anybody has any tips for this, I'd appreciate it.....
>>34962766https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTQAMD3R4Ow
>>34962760MNo. But my immediate family is tight enough anyways so I don't need to. But I have become a stranger to my first cousins sort of. And I don't have any friends. I'm not good at socialising
>>34962766JH moment
>>34962772maybe ive been jacking off to 2d pixels for too long but she looks mid to me
>>34962624Didn't you write a poem for JH once lmao
>>34962772I always thought pregnant Abigail Shapiro encapsulated the fertility goddess look the best.
all this lap talk and not one moid posted their lap
Has anyone ever had gum inflammation leading to one tooth shifting in alignment, and it ends up bumping into the teeth on the other row in an irritating way? But it goes back to normal eventually on it's own. I was just dealing with that and I'm grateful to be back to normal now. Just wondering if other people know what I'm talking about.
>>34962773
>>34962782All this lap talk and you still pretend your fat fetish isn't Santa related.
>>34962782I would usually be the one to post my lap but I'm taken now so I can't be a slut anymore
>>34962782I'm not wearing pants. Want a picture of my big fucking cock?
>>34962781No wonder the Jews are above replacement rate
>>34962785santa old + big beardmy type is not old + minimal beardi dont see the correlation.. >>34962786i really hate women sometimes >>34962787literally yes (in boxers)
>>34962782That ain't exactly allowed 'round these parts.
>>34962785Kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIFPDdmQBao
>>34962782Honestly, if you post a throwaway email, you'd get all the hands and laps and cocks you want
>>34962747All drugs are for faggots
>>34962782my laptime or what
>>34962790I only wear boxer briefs.
This is going in my gay porn collection, thanks
Femanon would save so much money on toilet paper if I was her boyfriend.
>>34962763i love boobs like any other man, and bufalika or whatever her name is would absolutely get my cock between themBUT i would prefer big ass girl with small chest.
>>34962793emails are scary and can be hacked>>34962791says u,,,>>34962795more leg than lap but thank u why r u so muscular? :0>>34962796sigh.. thatll do
>>34962782I am literally jerking off on another tab, I cannot fulfill your request on this blue board.
Reading about lap sitting I just realised that i'm an innocent bastard. I'm probably older than most of you too. I'm 30
>>34962800>says u,,,Says the rules! I've been smacked with them many a time, I'd know!
>>34962801then do it on a red board>>34962803have u posted anything but dick
>>34962786How’d you meet her
>>34962790>i really hate women sometimesI posted my legs once, they were covered in cuts
>>34962803That's surprising. I was having an autism moment and comparing all the deleted post numbers for namefags and yours was low and I didn't see anything risque in there.
>see a girl>shes cute as heck>she glances at me couple times i noticed>today, same girl>i walk up and ask her something>she giggles and gives me super cute smileis something up?
>>34962678The fact that this beautiful 10/10 woman is with this FAT UGLY ARAB, is so fucking brutal. What does he have that I don't? Probably oil money.
>>34962782I'm fat and I disgust myself so I don't have any pictures of my lap.
>>34962800>emails are scary and can be hackedThat's why you make it a throwaway
>>34962805>have u posted anything but dickIs bulge a separate category? Hands, and a clothed body shot are other things I've posted at various times.>>34962808I learn quick. Think the most risky I've been is posting a catbox link to a lewd. Got in trouble for that one.
>>34962810Why do you even have to ask? You already know the answer
>>34962812i want ur lap pics more than anyone else's>>34962814hands here?
>>34962817you don't want his lap pic, you just want one from a fat guy, any fat guy would do for you
>>34962817stop cheating on ohioanon!!
>>34962817>hands here?Can't remember if it was here or /soc/toga. But I regularly see people getting in trouble for any self pics, so not risking it!
>>34962794It's just an edible every once in a while isn't it.
Would you bang a chick that looks like this?
>>34962825Yes.
>>34962825This feels like a trick question… but yes
>>34962804Lol faggot
>>34962827I think it's a bio female, I found it on /s/.
>>34962825if afab then sure.
>>34962811>beautiful 10/10She looks like a racist caricature. Flips are literally bottom tier dude
>>34962825Absolutely
>>34962829a natural bio female is innately fuckable.
>>34962831She's Taiwanese.
>>34962782Leave me alone I sleep in my boxer briefs
>>34962782You ruined moidposting by being a weird faggot about it.No more moidpics for you.
>>34962835Arr rook same. Yellow fever fags are psychotic
>>34962814I see, I seeYou only have 19 deleted posts I think, some of the others were>Korrasami has 9>QT has 26 (with a name on)>kittenposter has 93>BV has 377>Ohio has 1 (hand pic incidentally)>Birdanon has 1
>>34962836Why are you brown
>>34962840Damn, I'm at rookie numbers.
>>34962845gonna go be a rapist to pump those numbers up now
>>34962840Out of curiosity, how much does ENTJ have recorded
>>34962840how do u know all these>>34962837he says as a hot moid lap pic floats above him>>34962836god bless u
aw she went to bed so now I have to talk to you people
A greet with the grease and I'm up in the clouds. I hear you baby, but why come down?
>>34962746Because the testosterone has changed your physiology.
>>34962706>Did you mother drink while pregnant with you?No, but she smoked through all of her pregnancies. >>34962741>megan thee stallion is hideous tf is wrong with yallidk maybe you're just gay.
>>34962845There are multiple namefags who had 1,000+ too, mind you, you can probably guess who they are pretty easily>>349628474plebs can only return the first 1,000 results, and they go back only as far as November 10th, 2025, so probably an astronomically high number>>34962848ArchivesAlso lol you're the reason Ohio is at 1, he was a good kid before you corrupted him
>>34962848>he says as a hot moid lap pic floats above himI'm aware that I am surrounded by niggers
>>34962850Why
Why don't the lonely single femanons just post armpit pics to get boyfriends
>>34962825Definitely. Actually I'd date, fucking her once wouldn't be enough.
Someone gave me a Gucci belt for free and it’s kind of plain but still has the g on it so I’m embarrassed to wear it, what do I do?
>>34962706Nah she's never been much of a drinker. Wasn't old enough to buy her own at the time either.
>>34962862you sell itGucci are for people who are stupid enough to wear Gucci and be proud of it.
>>34962836Jesus Christ I didn't notice the bulge could be so focused on in that angle... I hate my life!
>>34962862Sell that nigga
>>34962862Sell it if you don't want it what's the problem
>>34962854paws at u but with the claws out>>34962856o geez, he has my apologies.. can’t say i regret it tho
>>34962840>Birdanon has 1That was such a hot picture.
I should get a microwave that doesn't spin.
>>34962873Why? It's supposed to spin.
>>34962869>can’t say i regret it thoScandal!!!>>34962871It wasn't for that
>>34962874It irks me.
>>34962873Have fun with your cold food
>>34962875Lmao, wrecked.
>>34962879Why would it be cold
Men, Thoughts?https://x.com/Professor_Lando/status/2104731225638445222
>>34962884It rotates to heat it evenly because the microwaves only get blasted out of one side
>>34962579Erect.
>>34962875how is that bannable
>>34962886The ones that don't spin got secret tech that heats it evenly
>>34962890Yeah well only the CIA has those
>>34962888It doesn't have to be a ban, I think Ohio said he only got a warning for his
I wanna sing her this song
>>34962890They were a lot lower wattage so took forever to heat shit up.
>>34962875>I'm in this picture and I don't like itIn my defense, it was an irl big titty goth that hexed me.
>>34962898I got the convenience store microwave, the ones that just got a row of numbers up top.
>>34962885I'm happy for him I wish I could get married.
>>34962885I don't care about race mixing unless it's white women.
>>34962905Good cuck
Why couldn't the medieval Europeans build aqueducts and cities like the Romans? Were they retarded barbarians?
I didn’t like that you got weird that I looked good to go see my friends
>>34962915Cheater
>>34962913They didn't want toMedieval Europe didn't exist in peace like Rome did for a long time, they had wars and plagues and shit all the time
>>34962913They could have. Didn't need em.
>>34962923Bog person cope.
>>34962924Britain is famously damp. The romans were real into doing shit for prestige reasons. Your average small British settlement just didn't need them.
>>34962919>>34962923They didn't need fresh water? Why were they at war all the time? Were they violent barbarians?
People say that having sex with someone who is drunk is rape, but take that to its logical conclusion. If being drunk means that you can't consent to sex, then that should also mean that people shouldn't be punished for driving drunk, because they couldn't consent to getting behind the wheel. If you want to be consistent, you'd have to say that if you willingly choose to get drunk, you are responsible for everything you do while you're drunk. Drive drunk and cause a crash, that's your fault. Have sex and regret it in the morning, that's your fault.Girls, what do you think? I have to believe that if your boyfriend slept with another girl while he was drunk, you wouldn't accept it if he tried to excuse it with "Honey, it's not my fault, I was raped!"
>>34962928They got water fine, because people like to own things that other people have, no the violent barbarians were the ones who made bloodsports their national sport
>>34962915The man who points a finger has 3 pointing back
>>34962928Why waste a bunch of money and time building fancy systems when there's a stream right there?
To be selfless is to radiate light and love. Breathe positivity and spread joy. What is life without the righteous semblance of happiness? To choose to be anything less than happy is remarkably pitiful. How does one find a way to purge negativity and relish in the evanescence of humanity? Is it possible? Would you feel at home or still lost?
>>34962932>violent barbarians Roman propaganda
>>34962929I slept with someone else after my guy and me broke up. I had a couple drinks but I wasn't drunk. Depends on if you were drugged (in both cases) or something
>>34962915He knows what few moids do, that "girls night" = lesbian orgies
>>34962932>>34962935Why did they dump their sewage into the same rivers? Why did they live in mud and wooden castles and houses for so long, no stone? Why did the Romans refrain from slaughtering each other enough to build vast empires but the Europeans couldn't?
>>34962943Romans were PoC, and bisexual.
>>34962943>Why did they dump their sewage into the same rivers?The romans straight up dumped theirs into the streets
>>34962940Was the hookup more endowed?
The key to not getting cucked is to just never commit. It's not cheating if she's not your girl
>>34962943Wattle and daub is a lot cheaper than stone for one. If you dump it downstream in theory it's someone else's problem.The Romans put all that slaughtering energy into conquering other cultures not infighting. The brits got to that part later in the game.
>>34962321https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vObEK3Lbp4
>>34962945The Romans were African
>>34962956Most of their elephants were
