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So I finally found a way to get in, just have a normie friend/acquaintance who pities you enough to invite you.

But the moment you show up it's just the members of the hosts respective friend groups only talking with each other about people only they know or recounting past events that you weren't part of.

You can't talk to women, since all of them have a bf, and if not, than they're a lesbians, and even if they happen to be actually straight and single there's still no reason to try, since these girls are smart enough to know that you don't plan on just talking about the weather.

It's also absolutely fucking useless to talk to the other guys there, who happen to be friendgroupless there, because despite the fact they're normies, they still are there for the same reason as you.

You're never allowed to express your sexuality (interest in the other gender), unless you're a woman or something. You show up there as a complete asexual being and try convincing yourself that you're having a good time, as in picrel, for the next couple of hours. At least the alchohol helps.

Yes, I'm a virgin who desperately wants to get laid.
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>So I finally found a way to get in, just have a normie friend/acquaintance who pities you enough to invite you.

thats at least something- my douche bag "friends" never pittied me enough to invite me to an after party

>It's also absolutely fucking useless to talk to the other guys there, who happen to be friendgroupless there, because despite the fact they're normies, they still are there for the same reason as you.

cockblocking fagatrons
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>>34963631
>thats at least something- my douche bag "friends" never pittied me enough to invite me to an after party

If that makes you feel any better, the invite was purely incidental, I met a guy from middle school at the train station. I still had to wait until I was 20 so that something finally "happens".
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>>34963659
well that sucks but at least you ran into a friend from those years all my friends from there are dead or moved on and forgot me long ago.

and you got hope OP don't give up- i didnt get invited to my first house party until i was 27 and dating a rave girl and then i ended up hitting on her blonde friend there it was funny af but needless to say i didnt get invited to another by that circle.
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>>34963582
>But the moment you show up it's just the members of the hosts respective friend groups only talking with each other about people only they know or recounting past events that you weren't part of.
>You can't talk to women, since all of them have a bf, and if not, than they're a lesbians, and even if they happen to be actually straight and single there's still no reason to try, since these girls are smart enough to know that you don't plan on just talking about the weather.
>It's also absolutely fucking useless to talk to the other guys there, who happen to be friendgroupless there, because despite the fact they're normies, they still are there for the same reason as you.
>You're never allowed to express your sexuality (interest in the other gender), unless you're a woman or something. You show up there as a complete asexual being and try convincing yourself that you're having a good time, as in picrel, for the next couple of hours. At least the alchohol helps.
Most of this shit is just in your head.
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>>34963691
its in his head and its in the heads of every other person there so its for all intents of purpose FUCKING REAL
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Yeah so u just offer value then take it away to challenge and debate others. Old men talk with their body to make sure ur real while ostensibly doing nothing useful. U battle other men and use them to challenge girl loyalty. Theres a lot of subtleties because efficient action lends to combat readiness. U got a lot to learn lil boyer
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Real olders have battle readiness planned out and test it. They do stuff with their hips to challenege u and then they talk to girls. When ur old u just want to rape but ur hella ugly. The asexual thing is the only way to get girls for me i sit there and get dommed by olders till i can fight a nina then i hit on women. Genuinely u find theres no point talking to women at all after that u just rape them and fight black ninas
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>>34963582
Waiting for the part where you talk about how you should go back to school.
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>>34963693
Its retarded is what it is. I've gone to a party on my own, only knowing the dude who invited me. Like a good few times and I got on with people and chilled etc. Like okay OP sounds totally retarded so there is that. I guess for a non retarded person this shit ain't true.
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>>34963706
what are you gay or something and not into women and were just ok chillling with the dudes or something? it sounds like in OPs situation at least the other dudes were all edgy and sprung as well.
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>>34963719
My friends ugly sister was coming onto me all night. I mean you can just talk to chicks without wanting/trying to bang them. The idea of hooking up at a party isn't a big deal, when you've already got shit going on. It's way more fun just chilling out, I swear your more likely to have opportunities taking this approach.
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>>34963719
I go to parties to have a good fucking time. If I can talk to a cute chick all the better, but that's not why I'm there. Sounds like OP needs to hang loose, chill, and get some good vibes going
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>>34963729
>when you've already got shit going on.
>this is cappin America and hes going to tell us how to become Sigmas with a bro from another hoe
>none of us have other shit going on
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>>34963808
I'm sorry I don't speak incel. Wtf are you saying?
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>>34963862
I’ll explain
>The idea of hooking up at a party isn't a big deal, when you've already got shit going on.
Incredibly bold of you to assume that any of us have other shit going on in our lives
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>>34963582
This is in your head. Unironically you are so autistic and self defeating that you have become obsessed with your own downfall. I can tell that you are approaching interactions based off of 'how likely can i fuck' and that's just not the move. You can 100% have a nice convo and a good time but YOU are the problem. Sorry I can't give better advice than that.
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>>34965358
bro is capping and straight acoutistic with this yeeyee ahh goofy ahh psuedosage adv - you'd never say a woman afflicted with such demons is responsible for her own suffering but a fellow bro? ahh fuck him. L
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>>34965358
>just stop wanting things
ok lil bro
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>>34966286
just live the life of a noble loser bro and quit your yappin lil bro knows best
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>>34966138
You aren't funny and you aren't even making any sense.
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>>34966286
If that's genuinely your take from what that anon said. You sir are fucked.
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>>34963582
Normies and normie activities suck, why waste your life on them? They clearly aren't for you. Are you going to waste your life away trying to fit in with faggots you don't like by doing shit you don't like?
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>>34966344
and you are just shilling nonwisdom you heard from CNN and ESPN like stop cappin at the whip you gotta 420 no scope this scenario playa and understand that men need to stop cockblocking each other like let the most desperate lil bro EAT it will be better for everyone in the long run
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>>34966363
so wtf are we supposed to do then this is a NORMIES world we are just living in it or nonliving in this case
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>>34966364
I've never watched CNN in my life. I'm not American, I don't even know what ESPN is. You are so severely irony poisoned, I don't think you could be genuine for 1 second. Like your shit is so retarded, why should anyone listen to you?

You can't even type like an actual human being. Wtf are you doing? Take a step back.
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>>34966286
no, it's called you reek of desperation. you are going in with an autistic laser focus on one thing. You come across as deeply imbalanced.
>>34966138
I would, actually. I've known more than a few. The best way to be a feminist is to recognize that women can be just as evil and stupid as men.
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>>34966367
Do what you fucking like and stop acting like normies hold any value. The world is your playground.



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