Is it a good idea to gift married woman a box of chocolates? I have massive crush on my neighbour.
>>34964360It depends. Are you trying to fuck your neighbor? If yes, then yeah it is a good idea
>>34964929I do wanna bang her.
>>34964947women seem to enjoy receiving sumptuous little gifts before erotic rendezvous with their lovers. best of luck with your affair a la robinson. wreck that warm home between her thighs!
>>34965029I try to flirt with her often but. Mostly complimenting her appearance.
If your neighbor looks like pic related then I totally understand.Seriously, I'd never INITIATE flirting with a married woman, let alone a married woman that lives right next door. If she realizes you're trying to woo her and tells her husband about it, you don't know what he might want to do about it.
If you're 100% sure she likes chocolate, yeah. And it's real chocolate.>in b4 OP buys Hershey and pleb "chocolate candy"
>>34964947You look good shirtless? Try cutting the lawn with your shirt off. If you see her peaking at you through a window with a look of intrigue, you are game my friend.
>>34964360>>34964947Do it anon. Do it and rot america from the inside. Let the hatred well up in the children, let the husband go mad and have his hatred ripple in the hearts of the honest. Cuck that woman in the name of Israel, your God.
>>34965597I would use liquid ass on him if I saw him doing that shit around my woman.
>>34964360I would give it to anyone but her. I don't put up with s*** Behavior like that
>>34965078She obviously enjoys the attention or she would avoid you. As someone that fucks only married women (easiest pussy to get) she needs to know you do not want to fuck up her marriage. That means you won't become attached and do something to expose her. Giving her a gift is fine, especially a consumable one. I opt for earrings. Women usually have many and add to their collection often so they raise no red flag to their husband. You also know you will get that pussy when you see she wears them. Don't act too eager or possessive or reckless and she'll come to you.
>>34966856She has a really nice ass. I'm always tempted to just grab it
>>34964360dont do retarded shit anon, dont stick your dick where it does not belong, it will bite you in the ass eventually
In the US a cheated husband with a good lawyer can receive a mere four year sentence for killing his wife's boyfriend. It's a crime of passion.
Married women face the terminal feeling of being "undesired". Having a random guy hit on her will make her melt, pretty much guarateed. It's an ego thing.
>>34964360How often do you two speak? Does she seem attracted to you? How fat are you?
>>34967849>How often do you two speak?I can speak to hear whenever I want. I try not to have a chat every day as I might think she might find this creepy.>Does she seem attracted to you?She's friendly towards me, she called me "darling" or "boss" few times>How fat are you?I'm over 200 pounds but also 6'3 feet tall so I don't seem super fat ( at least I think)
>>34964360give her a voucher to climb mount /insert your name/
>>34966830You live in the UK bruv?
>>34966856>As someone that fucks only married women (easiest pussy to get)How? Where do you find them and how do you do it without getting a shotgun to the face from the husband?
>>34967976Thanks for answering my questions. At your height 225lbs lean would look good. You should definitely pursue this woman, she likely doesn't have an attentive lover, so you need to be that, make out passionately, eat her pussy, suck her tits. Hold her close, they love that. Then fuck her in the ass and cum on her back.
>>34964360That's a hot pic
