My parents signed me up for a family therapy session. How do I make it not about me and make it about what shitty parents they are?tl;dr I had a seizure out of nowhere and they probably want to know that it's not their fault it happened. Also I live with them which makes it worse.
>>34966455I recommend talking as little as possible while still being cooperative, pleasant, and answering questions. You don’t need to do anything to show that your parents are assholes, that comes out on its ownOut of curiosity, how could they have caused you to seizure?
>>34966596It's that I had a seizure and they just instantly blamed it on alcohol even though I remember the doctor telling them it was probably more stress induced. My parents stress me the fuck out. Not in the "get a job" way but more in the "you need us" way
>>34966633Nta. I have no advice on this therapy shit but you have to move away from them. This must be your priority.
>>34966642My exaaaacctttt thoughts. Both my siblings have been doing their best staying away from our parents. The only thing is I also have a very old but happy dog from a COVID bitch who abandoned her and she's absolutely my main priority. Otherwise I'd fuck right out of here so fast. I've been pretty unemployed and I just want to make sure this dog has a nice retirement. I'm pissed off at my parents. Sounds edgy but I genuinely am. Fucking 6 years of them telling me what to do and this therapy they want me to do is just them but virtue signaling because they have to know by now they fucked up on me
>>34966652You're parents sound like narcissists. Once you get away you should cut them off. It'll be for your own wellbeing.
>>34966652Maybe talk to your siblings about helping care for the dog. Like spliting the costs of any future vet bills or pet insurance or whatever.
>>34966656Plot Twist:OP is the narcissist, but he inherited it from his parents.
>>34966652>I'm an ungrateful LEECH!!!Kys, moocher.
>>34966455Anytime you say something, remember to use the pronoun 'you' rather than 'I'. it's that simple.
>>34966455>My parents signed me up for a family therapy sessionHoly fucking based. I'd give anything for a family therapy session with Harlow West and Dakota Burns
>tl;dr I had a seizure out of nowhere and they probably want to know that it's not their fault it happened.Isn't a seizure a medical problem not a family dynamics problem ?
>>34967105You'd think. They're kind of treating me like a teenager right now and I don't know why. They even stole my wallet during my seizure
>>34966455So you're an unemployed alcoholic living off your parents with no human contacts and THEY are the problem?
>>34967188Yes. They stole my car keys and my wallet.
