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Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)17:34:10 No.34968066

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Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)17:34:10 No.34968066

How do I avoid getting dogpiled by everyone at a job?

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)17:37:24 No.34968082

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)17:37:24 No.34968082

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take the dog pill

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)17:42:36 No.34968096

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)17:42:36 No.34968096

>>34968066
on your first day, find the hottest girl in the office and start hitting on her. if she gets creeped out, grab her tits. if she complains to HR say your supervisor did it. everyone will be too scared to speak to you after.

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)00:58:38 No.34969495

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)00:58:38 No.34969495

Grow a dick and establish some boundaries. Crack a skull or two and see if they come fucking around again.

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)08:02:54 No.34970198

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)08:02:54 No.34970198

Get into bodybuilding and start strutting around the office with your arms spread out

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)10:37:12 No.34970397

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)10:37:12 No.34970397

>>34968066
Stay long enough as part of the team that they adopt you as their retard. They'll have no choice but to associate the identity of the company and the group with you. Unfortunately, won't be easy until then.

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