>>34965061
All I know about Silent Hill is that one wiki admin who kept sperging out about how Silent Hill has secret messages about circumcision hidden in the games.
>>34968203you need to get hairier if you want to be a true puppygirl puppies are hairy
>>34968191Pedophilia is when a person likes anime like that
>>34968214dont give me weird ideas..
>>34961831>>34961870Welp, you were right. She already has a boyfriend. No idea why she said "yes" when I asked her out. desu it's my fault for trusting a human. I shouldn't have done that.
>>34968219I'd gladly give you my body hair this stuff sucks I don't get what you like about it
>>34968217I don't watch anime but I've seen a bunch of AI rotoscope memes of this nigga.
>>34968188 #That’s Frank. He’s kind of famous as our local miscreant. He has multiple cases of DV against his “wife” and the perpetually rotating polycule members that inevitably end up shacking up in the storage/shop he inherited. He also has charges for possession, paraphernalia, and intent to distribute as well as assault, assault on an healthcare worker, and criminal damage from the BLM riots. He is not supposed to have firearms yet he keeps getting ahold of them and then posting them online. Thus he has had multiple felon in possession of a firearm charges added on. How does he keep getting out you might ask? Well you see he is also a severe schizophrenic and he always goes straight to psychiatric care instead of prison. I will never not be convinced they only release him out of the facility because he has HIV and apparently has no qualms about spreading that shit to other patients. Would anyone like to guess what the last “Frank Call” we got was?Reposting cause I love playing this game.
What nutrients is my body lacking if I'm craving hot dogs
>>349682314/10 copypasta
>>34968234hotdoggium
>>34968234Semen.
I miss him, chat.
>>34968239But does he miss you?
>>34968228I'm not surprised
>>34968206State genderHave you ever had the misfortune of dating an avoidant?MYes
>>34968245>>34968239Same energy.
>>34968234>What nutrients is my body lacking if I'm craving hot dogsProtein.
>Diversity is strengthWomen, I finally get it.
I just don't recognize this fool that you have made me
>>34968235Oh no it’s real. Every town has their regulars. Franks by far the worst of ours. We also have Rotten Ruth the old meth head lot lizard, Mr Trumbull currently holds the record for DUIs at 7 but only because his predecessor passed away, John and Sherrie who beat the shit out of each other so often we don’t even bother arresting either anymore, and of course Tyler. Tyler likes to steal shit and set fires.
Times you stuck to your morals and it burned you but you would do it again anyway.Go.
>>34968250I've never met you before
>>34968234Vitamin d
Asshole moids just think they are being so clever do t you just standing around watching a woman struggle. Who raised you? I would like a word with them.
>>34968247Could be honestly, I fell for the "I miss you" the first 2 times she went completely cold and then thought the extreme affection she showed each time we started back up again meant she was actually ready.
34968257I really fucking hate your spamming incel ass.You are such a fucking shitty person and keep shitting up this general with your worthless drivel.
well I just caught myself thinking about hairytummynon I think that's enough /atoga/ for me for the rest of my life
>>34968257I'm giving women what they want, or so I would infer from decades of them them not wanting me to exist or be around them. The second women stop hating me for existing I will help them.
What should I bake next?
Is there even such a thing as neurotypical?
>>34968261I don't think his iq is high enough to care
>>34968257This is the 5th time you've posted this video. Is this the new "men are dropping out of society at an alarming rate"?
>>34968264A baguette
>>34968261We need to start spamming /an/ webms while pretending to be him to stop him.Moids, would you let a foid ride on your back if she was tired?
>>34968264Tarte tatin
>>34968264apple crumble pie
>>34968252I told my best friend that his wife was lying about a miscarriage when I found out she had an abortion. She denied it. He accused me of trying to break up his marriage and cut me off. They broke up a couple years later when she cheated.
>>34968264YOUR MOMYou gave me the idea of making like savory croissants or something this weekend. Like maybe with ham/bacon and cheese in them?
>>34968268I think it is the same anon he just switched to posting tiktoks because he'd get autobanned for posting his copy pasta
>>34968257Lazy bait>>34968266It's a bullshit term invented by people who want to live in denial that autism and ADHD are mental disabilities.
>>34968274Did he ever resume contact with you after?
>>34968268It's like two incels who constantly spam some retarded shit, they think this is their little r9k cozy corner.
Women, have you ever received an anal creampie before?
>>34968274Based, good job. People who can't be honest with their literal wife/husband are scum, it should follow them for their whole lives and they should be social outcasts.
>>34968271I'd give her piggyback rides
>>34968277Correct, they are mental super powers.Unfortunately, I am just fucking retarded.
>>34968257She could have just made more trips with smaller loads.
>>34968282JH has
>>34968282Every woman has. It's just a matter of how often and if they enjoy it.
>>34968268Dudes fall for it every time, he's gonna keep doing it as long as they do. Men are easy to bait
>>34968250>I just don't recognize this fool that you have made meI'm sorry, I'll make you another one.
>>34968261I setup shop and got a few drops of that Got Milk money.
This is maximum sexiness achievable in a foidWould you, knowing what damage her father did to Star Wars?
>>34968264Chocolate cupcakes
why do moids do this..>walking out of building at same time as random moid >purposefully slow down a lot so im not walking near him as we approach exit cuz shy>he still holdsdoor open making things awkward do moids know how easily they fluster random girls, u guys hav too much power..
>>34968294>maximum sexinessAbsolutely not with those nails.
>>34968282No, my ass is for taking shit, it is not for male pleasure
>>34968294I don't care about Star Wars.I don't care about nepo babies.I won't forgive that family for what he did to Star Trek.
>>34968294Tranny vibes.
>>34968262wait no come back
>>34968217This is on the order of "Anyone who watches Game of Thrones only does so for the rape and incest"
Thinking about fucking my much younger lab partner and making his fine ass my boyfriend. I hope he has mommy issues.
>>34968294That bitch gonna stab you with those safety pins.
>>34968300There are way hotter trannies than her.
>>34968271>Moids, would you let a foid ride on your back if she was tired?No. I have a spinal injury, that would put me in a wheelchair.
>>34968280Nope. He threatened to beat my ass when I told him. I tried to reach out and fix it once because he was worthless with women and desperate. He always had a lot of leeway because he was the little brother of the group but after that I was like whatever man fuck you. He sucked with girls and was desperate so he married the first girl that would take him and she was a chronic depressive leech that couldn’t get a job because her anxiety kept her from driving. From the people I’ve talked to that still talk to him he still doesn’t believe the abortion thing but frankly he didn’t believe she was cheating when someone told him either until he caught her ass. He was going to take her back too until the rest of his friends threatened to cut him off.
>>34968305Leave him alone
>>34968296No because I'm short and ugly
WomenDo you really think the guys in the "Cornell 7" frat group chat are in the wrong here?
>>34968296If by 'fluster' you mean 'creep out'.
>>34968297Theyre just short? Whats wrong with them??
>>34968304They do
>>34968314i love short moids and im ugly too>>34968316nope, fluster, i get creeped out by no one really
>>34968271Cute animal webms are always nice, but I think he is just going zero IQ mode when he posts.
>>34968312Nuh uh. Hes just my type. Sorry!
>>34968311This would be most guys here if they could even get one girl
>>34968317>wrongPeople like you are so fucking tiresome.
>>34968305Rapist and groomer alert
>>34968305giwtwm
>>34968318> “King Crow’s Eye, brother.” Euron smiled. His lips looked very dark in the lamplight, bruised and blue.> “We shall have no king but from the kingsmoot.” The Damphair stood. “No godless man—”> “—may sit the Seastone Chair, aye.” Euron glanced about the tent. “As it happens as I have oft sat upon the Seastone Chair of late. It raises no objections.” His smiling eye was glittering. “Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiseled into mountains, gods of empty air... I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succor me, make me wealthy... protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, >protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence.” He laughed. “Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.”> The priest raised a bony finger. “They pray to trees and golden idols and goat-headed abominations. False gods...”> “Just so,” said Euron, “and for that sin I kill them all. I spill their blood upon the sea and sow their screaming women with my seed. Their little gods cannot stop me, so plainly they are false gods. I am more devout than even you, Aeron. Perhaps it should be you who kneels to me for blessing.”> The Red Oarsman laughed loudly at that, and the others took their lead from him.> “Fools,” said the priest, “fools and thralls and blind men, that is what you are. Do you not see what stands before you?”> “A king,” said Quellon Humble.
>>34968307Is it a tranny?
Why the fuck did he say I look like Daniel Craig. I look nothing like Daniel Craig
>>34968300Why? Because she's skinny?
>>34968315If everyone just waited until marriage for sex then we wouldn't have this issue.
>>34968331omg is that daniel craig posting im /atoga/
>>34968315I think those messages are pretty gross, but I'm going to wait until a final verdict is reached in the case.
>>34968331holy shit it's daniel craig
>>34968206>her figure is also plump, with thick legs and a big bottom. Is this genuinely a problem? If I go a few days without beating my meat and I see a woman with those features, I will feel a jolt of electricity hitting my loins. I will also have to try my best to not glance at her if I'm at work.
>>34968332No, it's really the face. It might just be a bad angle. But she reminds me of that one tranny in Hollywood everyone is obsessed with.
>>34968325He was only 21 you sick fuck!!!>>34968327It could be... :}
>>34968217>>34968228>>34968242>NOOOOOO THIS IS PEDOPHILIA BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THE CHARACTER IS THE SAME PHYSICAL AGE HE WAS BORN WITH THE MIND OF A THIRTY YEAR OLDSo according to you mental midgets, if there's a particularly prodigal and precocious underage boy who has the same intelligence level as a 30 year old, it'd be pedophilia for him to date girls his own age
we got a daniel craig anonwheres the paul dano anon
>>34968341I'm 21 too now if only I was in any labs...
I am not Daniel Craig
>>34968334underrated post
Foids, what would you do if you found sissy hypno in your moid's browser history?
>>34968342That doesn't happen though
>>34968315NAGI did not understand a single word from your post or that picture.
>>34968301do you play any games other than those with my heart
>>34968305Even if he has mommy issues it won't help because only women can become mommies and you will never be a woman. Womp womp!
>>34968352Im a pervert with a vagina now seeeeethe
>>34968351i would not play w ur heart i might paw at it tho
Here's the qrd>whore is a whore at frat party>3 weeks pass with nothing>text msgs exchanged and she even wants to see the guy again>frat tards tell whole school they ran a train on her>to preserve foid izzat she cries rape to school>DA takes statement where she admits everything was consensual and reverses her earlier claims>2 years later launches civil lawsuit against school, students, everyone>Hires PR firm to spread it to all media
>>34968331
>>34968347The most lukewarm basic take on this site
Your friend cheated on their bf/gf and you know about it.Do you stop being friends with that person? Why/why-not?
>>34968357kek'd at work
>>34968358and it's correct
>>34968355Wow, thanks for the totally unbiased summary anon.
>>34968349There are definitely young teens out there smarter than most adults, and definitely with more life experience than pre-reincarnation Rudeus who was a rotting hikkiki NEET. You know what doesn't happen? People getting reincarnated in fantasy worlds, you fuckwad.
>>34968350A frat in Cornell date raped a girl.
>>34968362I will always have your back, anon
>>34968353Call your axewound whatever you want, your chromosomes are XY
>>34968354sounds painful you'd have to tear off all my chest hair and skin and tear off the muscle tissue and break my ribs to get to my heart
>>34968363Have you tried getting some pussy
>>34968366That was sarcasm you autistic retard.
>>34968369 o_omaybe we can settle for just pawing at ur belly instead, do have a big belly, right?
If I take testosterone like fat fetishist will I get hairy and grow a beard too?
>>34968342>intelligence levelNot the same as maturity or wisdom.
>>34968375ur perfect the way u are anon, dont take anything u dont need
>>34968315yes.
>>34968245Yes
>>34968379I need more hair though. You can't be a man if you don't have chest or facial hair
>>34968374skinny fat I guess you'd call it I don't look fat with my clothes on but I do have a soft gross belly
Foids, you're wet. In fact your pussy is absolutely fucking soaked. What caused this?
>>34968264Pretzel
>>34968383>You can't be a man if you don't have chest or facial hairur a man cuz u have a y chromosome, thats all that matter >>34968384im sure its not gross at all, dont be so hard on urself
>>34968385Me probably. I look fucking good today.
>>34968370Have you tried not being a faggot?
>>34968305Bbbbbbased
>>34968298Based, and not getting cancer pilled
>>34968391Have you
>>34968377Ah yes, the maturity and wisdom you get from rotting in your room for half your life, how dare Rudeus take advantage of that to woo young women his physical age.
is 26 too old?
>>34968298Prude
>>34968305youre the intersex anon right? 4 years isnt that much younger lol
>>34968396nour only old once ur past 43
i was opening my phone to check my work schedule and my male coworker saw this pic open and he laughed a little like involuntarily and then i wouldnt look at him all daywould he really care or like think im a weirdo or something or would a guy not really care about this please advise i kinda like him
>>34968305Is he shy around you?
>>34968315Kill these moids now
M here, I've been talking to a F for the past year or so. We were good friends online but things started to get a bit more intimate when we hung out in person. She said she wanted to spend more time together so she's going to be staying at my house for a few days either this weekend or next weekend. She said she's not sure if she likes me romantically or not though and needs to think about it. I don't think she's lying about not knowing for sure because she'd have told me a while ago if she wasn't actually interested, but is it likely she is and just wants to see if the chemistry is there in person since last time we hung out was just as friends?
>>34968388It's what my granddad told me
>>34968401I like when women are too horny for their own good.
>>34968373I don't know how you can miss my reaction to your sarcasm being sarcasm, so I'm afraid to inform you that you're the actual autistic retard here.
>>34968401What even is that and why did you have it saved
>>34968401He doesn’t care but he’s 100% thinking about sex with you now unless you’re absolutely hideous or weird. You opened that door not his fault.
>>34968342If we put your brain into a brainless woman's body, would that make you a woman?
>>34968315I don't understand zalpha talk
>>34968364>>34968403>>34968380>>34968337How can it be rape if it's FREE and she's not afk?
>>34968406i actually only just now realized the thing next to her head isnt a cool metal knight helmet
>>34968388Bit whorish to flirt with so many anons at once
>>34968401I dont understand.
>>34968317That's the nail fetish anon.
>>34968404She’s into you she just doesn’t want to sound/feel like a ho for staying at your house. You will smash 100%
>>34968416im only flirting w one >>34968405no offense but ur granddad doesn’t sound very nice and u shouldnt listen to him
>>34968388it kinda is it is also very pillowy though I feel like if I ever find a gf it would be nice to lay on
>>34968403This sounds like some shit you would be into tbqh. Fucking freak.
>>34968412It's because they aren't literate. They're barely even human.
>>34968342Why are isekaitroons like this?
>>34968413also "LIke you can walk in and whip it out" implies she'll come to your dick, not the other way around. Hope this zalpha to english translation helps clear things up
>>34968420She was getting a little uncomfortable with a mutual friend (F) constantly asking if we were going to fuck so I told the mutual friend not to ask and she seemed happy with that. She said she was down to make out so I feel like she's more inclined to say she likes me? I was thinking something along those lines, plus she got pump and dumped by someone that she was talking to for months and might be anxious about me doing the same since he was the only guy she'd ever fucked.
>>34968423a tummy is only gross if its dirty, i dont think u have a dirty tummyi'd paw at it if u let me..
>>34968408i thought that thing was a helmet but its not which makes it worse but its just a drawing i liked. i made it my pfp.
>>34968359Unless they're lesbians, yeah
>>34968431Yeah so she’s definitely into you she’s just being shy about it.
>>34968432it's hairy and pudgy both of those are gross desu
>>34968409do i pretend it never happened or
>>34968206Girls, is it considered dsuspicious or ick if a guy has his last read/last online thing turned off on WhatsApp?
>>34968435why is it okay if lesbians cheat?
>>34968438You either pretend it never happened or fuck him. Your call.
>>34968399No comment.>>34968402Hes a little shy around me but lots of guys are shy around me. Im an intimidating woman.>>34968418I dont get the appeal, arent they dirty? Short is much more hygienic.
>>34968437personally i love hairy pudgy guyswhy dont u like it?
Gah I want to grab her and kiss her and make love to her
>>34968442does he like think im a freak or like what, would this make him think about having a normal crush on me or is it just we never talk because he's like oh she's gross
>>34968433How did you not immediately clock that it was some coomer shit
>>34968448He thinks that you’re a perv that looks at hentai and gets horny at work. Solid chance he fapped when he got home thinking about banging you in the break room.
>>34968389NTA. I'm surprised by how many women can be turned on by themselves. The closest I can get to that is seeing myself making a weird face in the mirror during sex and thinking "damn, only she can make me look like such a retard."
>>>/wsg/6244391The fuck is wrong with asian american moids that they'd write this self-deprecating shit
>>34968445well pudgy people aren't usually physically active which is bad and hairiness seems like less civilised genetics doesn't help that I've never really known anyone my age who was built anything like me but I'm slowly coming to terms with it and getting over it the older I get>personally i love hairy pudgy guysyou're very much in a minority feels impossible to find people like that
>>34968449i knew her face was lusty i just thought she was a lusty medieval knight sweaty from the armor she wore into war
>>34968454I mean, if I was Asian and all the white dudes were thirsting after my women, I'd start feeling pretty annoyed. I don't see how that's self-deprecating.
>>34968444>Hes a little shy around me but lots of guys are shy around me. Im an intimidating woman.Hot.>I dont get the appeal, arent they dirty Short is much more hygienic.He said they look slutty. So I guess it's a Pavlovian thing. Personally, I like short, painted nails.
>>34968451can someone else say if this guy is probably right or if he's a coomer? please?
>>34968396too old for?
>>34968455being physically inactive doesn’t make you gross though, im glad to hear youre accepting it as you get older, how old r u?>you're very much in a minority feels impossible to find people like thatwe are rare but we are out there, trust me
>>34968440MIt drives them crazy, lol. I recommend it.
>>34968446Make love to her? What the fuck do that mean?
>>34968453I’m a dude. Fresh haircut, new suit, clean shave, nice cologne. I looked fucking good walking into work this morning and was checking myself out in the window reflection walking in. My coworker noticed and was cracking up about it but she begrudgingly admitted I looked good today. Feels good bros.
>>3496846521 I'm not a new anon
>>34968461I mean, I probably would've jerked off thinking about you, too. But doesn't that make me/him a coomer by definition?
>>34968413>>34968424
>>34968461This is correct information. Even if a guy isn’t particularly attracted to you once the thought of you having an orgasm is in the brain especially if you’re into freaky shit like hentai…it’s there until exercised.
Are any women here runners?
>>34968461Definitely a coomer
>>34968467It's what performative males call fucking
>>34968471idk man, I don't think it was rape based off her testimony to the DA. It's not like the moids weren't also drunk and on k too, incapable of consenting either.Shitty situation and the moral of the story is to not do drugs or have sex before marriage
This new girl has an alright face and big titties but her body is that LatAm boxy shape. It’s good now but three or four kids later it’s going to be a wreck. Bust on her cross necklace or inside? What do I do bros?
>>34968467Come back when you can speak English
>>34968473Yeah. Im not a particularly fast runner, though.
>>34968469omg im gonna be older than u soon, im gonna feel like a cougar >I'm not a new anoni wonder if weve spoken before, minus yesterday or so
Back in the day "making love" just meant rizzing up a chick, not fucking her.
>>34968477Don't care nigga it's your dick
>>34968476NTAAt least wait until a verdict was reached you Christcuck.
I want to make love to a stinky moid.
>>34968425>It's because they aren't literate. They're barely even humanWell they're going to CornellI dropped out of high school
>>34968481no it didn't what the fuckhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feel_Like_Makin'_Love_(Bad_Company_song)
>>34968481Make love with me. I really need some lovemaking right now
>>34968472so am i doomed to not talk to him anymore or would he be like maybe chill about it?>>34968474can you say more
>>34968480>im gonna be older than u soonNot really how that works
>>34968491i mean on paper lol
>>34968488I'm talking like the Victorian era.
>>34968490Isn't that him being chill about it?
>>34968485I don't think anyone is innocent in this case, but it isn't rape.and you don't have to be religious to understand the very materialistic benefits of not having sex before marriage
>>34968441Because its hot
>>34968494what
>>34968480I'm not too far off from 22 either
>>34968490He is being chill about it. Like I said you can fuck him if you want to but no pressure. You probably should though.
>>34968498Him being turned on.
>>34968294>This is maximum sexiness achievable in a foidWrong!This is (an example of the) maximum smexiness achievable in a 3dpd incubator
>>34968500maybe our birthdays are on the same day and we are long lost twins
>>34968441It's my fetish
>>34968490Most men would see that and just find ti kinda funny. Anon's going straight to >FAPPING AFTER WORK>FUCK HIM IN THE BREAK ROOM>YOU SHOULD FUCK HIM He's just horny >>34968409
>>34968503no, this is
>>34968507Okay woman
>>34968504has happened before I once met this one girl from egypt on some shitty chatroulette site and it was on our brithday too she was pretty coold hope she's doing alright she wanted to be a doctor of some kind
>>34968509Calm down der coomer I'm not a woman
>>34968510so ur not gonna tell me ur birthday so we can confirm our twin status or not :T
>>34968496>I don't think anyone is innocent in this case, but it isn't rape.This is a contradictory sentence. If it wasn't rape, what crime do you think the men were guilty of? And don't say "sex before marriage".>and you don't have to be religious to understand the very materialistic benefits of not having sex before marriageLol "I-I'm not a Christcuck, I just agree with their puritanical views on sex and marriage".
>>34968512Why? So you can do some weird period blood black magic?
>>34968509also not a girl but he's rightNow she could make this an opportunity to fuck him if she wanted to but otherwise this can be laughed off
>>34968512you didn't ask and I kind of doubt it the way you're talking about it I assume it's going to be mid to late october mine's not until december
Where do you go to clear your bad thoughts if not to the person that gave them to you? What if they don't want to acknowledge it?
>>34968501sorry im trying to ask if we can like go back to being casual because we were kinda friends and joked around and i'm worried that if i try to do that he'll be like on edge or something>>34968507yea idk im getting the feeling that guy is too extreme but a few people are backing him up too
>>34968503Men, would you let a cute fujoshi girl smack your ass with a yaoi paddle?
>>34968395Not so much wisdom, but maturity is just what naturally happens to the brain when you allow thoughts to simmer in it over multiple waking days and then sort them out in your subconscious network during multiple dreams and nightmares. It's like a fruit that still spoils when left out of the refrigerator, even if it just sits there untouched. A natural process that unfolds at its own pace and is virtually impossible to speed up or slow down, no matter how much willpower you exert.
>>34968511Woman/Gay whatever shut up nerd
>>34968517oh okay ya thats far off from mine>>34968515dw anon, i havent perioded in years, ur safe
>>34968410If you put my biological brain into a female body no, I would not be a female I'd be some chromosomal chimeraIf we're talking about a Tanya the Evil situation where my consciousness is transferred to a girl's body, I'd accept biologically I am a girl but I'd conduct my life the same as I would as a man to the best of my abilityNone of this matters though because it is a disingenuous comparison. Every man was once a boy, no woman was ever once a man.
>>34968519Nah you’re fine. You should fuck him though. It just seems like polite thing to do
>>34968515that'd be kinda hot
>>34968426Why do actual troons like you hate male wish fulfillment fantasy so much? Is that why you cut off your balls?
The tranny obsession gets so boring here I want to talk about literally anything else
>>34968519>a few people are backing him up tooHe's not the only horndog here>>34968522Go stick your dick into something that's not your hand bro
>>34968530what do you want to talk about
>>34968531She isn’t gonna fuck you hero.
>>34968534Who?
>>34968513>This is a contradictory sentence.No it's not, because rape is impossible when no party has the capacity to consent and everyone's going on a downward spiral through sex and drugs in this scenario.I think they're all a bunch of retarded 18-22 year olds guilty of being retarded young adultsI never said I wasn't Christian, just that there are logical reasons to have these standards, and I did so because you're trying to make an attack on my position based off presupposing that the only reason you'd have this position is for religious reasons.
>>34968535So fucking cringe
>>34968523are you like 65?
>>34968537You'd know eh
>>34968530it's going on rent free
>>34968473>Are any women here runners?I run. I occasionally due marathons. Why?
>>34968538im 21
I've got a her obsession
>>34968536>No it's not, because rape is impossible when no party has the capacity to consent and everyone's going on a downward spiral through sex and drugs in this scenario.Okay, so you're retarded. Got it.
>>34968538No, she’s transitioning into a he
>>34968547no im not!!!! i like being called she
>>34968540I know you’re being gay
>>34968546>ad hominemsWe're done
>>34968547why are all the "women" here trannies?
>>34968524>Every man was once a boyAnd once you cease to be a boy, your innocence is lost. You now bear full responsibility for your choices between good and evil. Unless, of course, you develop a mental illness, though that can hardly be called a return to the state of boyhood.
>>34968508wheres the black hair and lipstick
>>34968542You just hate your knees don’t you?
>>34968550Ad hominem?More like hominid ad. Am I right?Laugh or I'm gonna kill myself.
>>34968550>Says retarded statement>Rightfully gets called retarded>Gets upset at being called outHave you considered not being retarded?
>>34968508Wrong! This is (an example). >>34968520I want to say "I would but only if she has a good taste" but realistically I'm so attention starved that I would let even someone with a "slavelike" sense of kino smack me with it
>>34968548You are still taking hormones, are you not?>but I reduced the dosage a bitBut you’re still taking them.
>>34968530>>34968541>Come into our spaces and get in our faces>we tell you to fuck off>"REEEE YOU'RE OBSESSED!"The idea of "asking the opposite gender" on fucking 4CHAN of all places is patently ridiculous to begin with
>>34968553not really feeling the goth
>>34968555>or I'm gonna kill myselfNTA, don't tempt us, femTJ
>>34968520I don't know what this weebery means
>>34968558if i stop taking them ill start perioding againwhy do u want me to be bleeding in agony :[
>>34968552Besides the infidelity, name one actually evil thing Rudeus did.
Men, do you understand consent?
>>34968565you could just get pregnant
>>34968541Did he actually say that? I guess the Trump admin isn't 100% cringe, just 99.99%
>>34968567Yes is yes. No is rizz harder.
There is one Nigerian woman in my job and today we were on a smoke break together and she told me >did you know there are bands of armed men in Nigeria which roam along roads and rape women?totally out of the blue, we wasn't even talking about Nigeria. What did she mean by it? Does she want to fuck?
>>34968547Not possible. She's just a chick that's doping
>>34968567Can I go to a restaurant the day after eating there and demand a refund while threatening because I decided the new dish I tried there really "wasn't for me" even though I ate the whole thing, paid, and went home afterwards?
Girls, how many women do you know who have willingly engaged in gangbangs with guys she doesn't know after snorting drugs off one of their dicks? Have you ever done this yourself? Apparently it's more common than I thought.
>>34968555Man, those ads were rough to sit through
>>34968565?I don’t care what you do, I was explaining that you’re actively transitioning and that’s why you can’t get periods
>>34968575No, she's just trying to say she's tougher than us decadent westerners. Just say "Damn, that's crazy" and change the subject.
The Wheel of /atoga/>Age Gap Relationships>FotM rape/murder trial that makes moids/foids look bad>Trannies>forever alone doomposts>hornyposting hours>namefag drama When are we gonna get some new content?
>>34968557I genuinely don't think I'll ever recover from not having a scene gf in the 2000's. I'm still not over it, and if I'm not over it now I can't imagine I ever will be.
>>34968577NTAIf you go to a restaurant enjoyed your meal, and then get food poisoning from it, you're well within you're right for legal compensation.
>>34968582oh I forgot "twitter/tiktok/youtube engagement bait"
>>34968582>When are we gonna get some new content?make some up yourself then I'm happy with hornyposting
>>34968575Africa really is that insane >Wherever I go, I must rape
>>34968582I tried talking about Jehovah's Witnesses last thread, but nobody was interested.
>>34968567I suppose the solution is to tease women until they beg for sex.Femanons, do you approve?
>>34968566Didn't that nigga sleep with a minor?
>>34968466Lol in a good way?
what do you people do when you're not lurking here
>>34968567YeahIf chad rapes it's the incels fault
>>34968590
>>34968591Good for us, yes.
>>34968593>All rapists are ChadMoid delusion
>>34968584Think I could get legal compensation with a doctor's note I had gotten three weeks after the food poisoning passed?
>>34968557This shit looks so cringe, 2000s niggas were completely out of their minds
>>34968594I wonder if we'll get to the point where the woman has to be older.
>>34968600I hope so... need a hag gf rn
>>34968594That girl was 15 years old, thoeverbeit
>>34968598Possibly if it was proven without a doubt. Interesting question, if there's a lawsuit against a business regarding immoral practices that comes of as dubious in who's right and who's wrong, is it a good idea to take sides before a verdict is reached or not?
>>34968590I repeat myself, name one actually evil thing he did
>>34968569i don’t ever want children >>34968580but y not let me explain to anon first ,
>>34968605why not
>>34968603>Possibly if it was proven without a doubt.>No evidence other than after the fact hearsayYou're not bright enough to understand the hypotheticals you're proposing
>>34968607its just not for me, i want my future to just be me and my husband, no children or pregnancy chaos
>>34968603>is it a good idea to take sides before a verdict is reached or not?Do you just base your decisions off of what others decide
>>34968608Oh I am, I've always been on team "Wait until a verdict is reached" with this trial. Meanwhile, retarded men have immediately jumped onto "They're innocent and she's a whore" for no other reason than ideological bullshit.
>>34968476Murder all of them.
>they tell me i get rejected because i'm too pessimistic>start acting optimistic instead>still get rejected
>>34968607She is a child mentally speaking
>>34968611The reason is that I've read her own statement where she says she consented to everything
>>34968610Do you have evidence that the court/judge/jury are biased in this case? If not, then I don't see why not.
I really really really like this image
>>34968613It's because you're ugly, sorry they lied
>>34968513>>34968536NTA, did they decide to take drugs of their own accord? To draw an analogy with a drunk driver, they should've realized they were taking a huge risk and could inadvertently cause an accident, even without intending to do so. That's why a driver is punished if caught behind the wheel while intoxicated.
>>34968616You mean you saw a screencap of a single statement from a document. Be honest anon, that's not foolproof evidence for any verdict.
>>34968614cause i don’t type perfectly and use emoticons sometimes?
Missed the switch to this thread.Men and womenHow do you feel about the phrase, "right person wrong time?"
>>34968594wait is half your age + 7 being rejected by zoomers?
>>34968612if we throw in the girl I agreebut I still don't see how we got from Man (4) to 7 guys
>>34968623I think it's a meaningless platitude.
>>34968619I COULDA TOLD YOU THAT.
>>34968617Courts aren't infallible moral guides they just apply the law and they fuck up doing that a good amount of times too
>>34968604Lmao, pedo
>>34968609bit sad, hope you find someone with a similar mindset in the end
>>34968611I'm team "you don't get to take legal action because you had a personal regret" If you really want to play that game, then if women don't have enough agency to determine what's good for them at the time, they shouldn't have legal rights and should be chaperoned by their fathers, brothers or husbands at all times so they don't make dumb decisions they might "feel differently" about later. Not that it matters for you, you're not a woman anyway.
Making pasta for dinner.
>>34968622No because you act and think like one. The fact that you even say that is proof that you have no idea what an adult is supposed to act like
>>34968621I think her conclusively saying she consented to sex is pretty solid evidence that she consented to sex. And also the fact that she texted one of the guys later and said she wanted to hang out again. That's not what rape victims do.
Women, I wish more of you worked on your arch game. When you are taking backshots, the more you really arch your back the better it feels for us.
>>34968624It's a screen cap from one tiktok bro
>>34968631Fucking a minor doesn't make you evil or a pedo. If you're 20 or 21 there's absolutely nothing wrong with dating (and fucking) a 16 or 17 year old.
>>34968618I bet women make a lot of penis shapes in pottery classes
>>34968624It's just because there's a moral panic about pedophilia right now, and everybody's trying to prove how much they aren't a pedophile.
>>34968611While I agree we should wait until the verdict is established to discern this individual case, I think the concern guys have is that the idea that a woman can retroactively decide 2 years after the fact that something was rape and press charges and ruin your life is scary
>>34968623It means she thinks he's boring.
>>34968211Nope, that was another anon
>>34968640Saaar! Why aren't you doing the needful, saaar!
I'm 34, but I told her "no" as soon as she revealed to me that she was 29. That's grooming, and I'm not about that. I need to stand up and tell my fellow moids that's not okay.
>>34968623M literally me
>>34968328Man how they ruined Euron in the show
>>34968635i behave myself pretty well irl just so u know u don’t actually think i’m this out there irl? lols
I can't imagine I did well on my second Calculus exam, it feels like they blindsided me with questions that weren't on the study guide so I had no preparation for them.Why do I even keep bothering trying to improve my life? Every step is just another step backwards.
>>34968653i got a 71/100 on my first calc 2 exam rofl
>>34968655Happy for you, I got a 59/100 on my first Calc1 exam.
>>34968622Because you react to any criticism with "that hurts my feelings, stop you're a bully :("
>>34968653It seems like you say this every time. My brother was like that, but he moped his way to a diploma. Just keep showing up. It's only a handful of years.
>>34968651I'm sure you do and it's all just a larp
>>34968647>(s)he types while defending giving hormones to minors in another threadSorry but it's so obvious when you reddit trooner groomers try to use our memes
>>34968642NTA. Because of Epstein you think?
Men, let's say you're a husband with a wife and three kids. The house is on fire. Your wife is trapped upstairs, your kids are trapped in the basement. You can only save either your kids or your wife. Who do you save?
>>34968659>give ‘criticism’ that’s often laced with subtle patronizing insults to someone who didn’t ask for it>be surprised when that makes her upset hm…
I want to show her the woods
>>34968664kids
>>34968660I have to get at least a C for it to count towards my degree, I just hate putting genuine effort into something and doing bad despite it. It's not like I just don't study and party instead, I basically only study and never party. My life is all stick no carrot and the results are nothing.
I miss her...
>>34968664Myself
>>34968665>>be surprised when that makes her upset Where did I say thatYou just act like a 5 year old whenever anybody does anything you don't like
>>34968664kids because there are more of them
>>34968664I can't fuck my kids.
>>34968657well anon I still win cuz i actually failed my first calc 1 course and had to completely retake it
>>34968663I feel like it started before that, but obviously that amplifies it. Basically pedophiles are the only group of people you're allowed to openly hate, since faggots, trannies, niggers, and Indians are all protected classes. But you can hate pedophiles and fantasize about putting them through woodchippers, but I guess people aren't satisfied with only hating actual pedophiles, so they're trying to extend the term to anyone attracted to any woman below 23.
>>34968664How old is my wife?
>>34968678I feel that, I had to withdraw from my Precalc course and retake it over the summer, which I ended with a C in.
>>34968674would it be better that i be mean back? idgi
>>34968664Kids, and your wife should understand and would do the same if the positions were flipped
>>34968662Are you confusing me with fat shitter or birdanon? Lol, I think all the doctors and social workers who've participated in this folie a deux should be in prison.
>>34968664>>34968675That's my answer too. If it was wife or one kid, I don't know what my answer would be.
>>34968664Alright, I'll be honest as a woman, I think it's possible to answer "Kids" and have it not be a misogyny thing, because I'm of the opinion that the young should be saved over their elders in situations like this.
>>34968682Could just be an adult and ignore it
>>34968679People openly hate Indians too
>>34968664If she wanted me to pick the kids then she's not a good wife
>>34968687no, bullies (you) deserve to be called out
man just found out my friend spends 2k on only fans a monthand complains he doesnt want a gf because they cost too much moneyis he fixable? do i need to kill him?
anyone here like l4d2?
>>34968689Fucked that up lol geezObviously save kids
>>34968669Maybe you need meds
>>34968634Based, what kind?>>34968664Kids.>>34968691That's absolutely psychotic. Not sure that's fixable. That's a ton of money to throw away monthly.
It's insane that this thread makes up like 70% of the posts on adv
>>34968696he makes good money but hes addicted to incel tiktoks and shit manim so worried for him
>>34968583Just get lucky and find a 30 year old one who never grew out of it (Do this twice - you can keep the second, but the first find should be forwarded to my location immediately) >>34968599Whats it like being gay?
>>34968696>what kind?Just a tomato and meat sauce with whatever pasta I have in the pantry.
>>34968694For what purpose? So I can forget my life sucks? It's not wrong to recognize my life's quality and see it is lacking. I can keep trying to improve it but it is always pulling teeth.
>>34968697That's because all the other threads are the same incel whining. Might as well just keep to this thread.
>>34968691Show him how the person on only fans supposedly chatting with him is some dude in asia.
>>34968700If I ever find 2 I will absolutely forward you one of them. May god bless us both.
>>34968699>>34968691Good grief. idk where you even start with a guy like that. Did you guys talk about the costs of a gf if he dropped all the money spent on OF?
>>34968699Good money or no, that's 24k a year. To get nothing substantial in return.>>34968697Not really. These threads get like 2,000 posts each, most /adv/ threads don't break 100.>>34968701Fuck it, still sounds good.
Moids, do you know what would be the biggest benefit of dating me?You wouldn't have to be introduced to my parents because my family doesn't talk to me anyways for like 3 years now
>>34968679Don't you think you'll be added to the lgbtqia2s+ acronym eventually? That's what the whole map thing is about.
women w only fans and any man who has given them money should be forced to marry
I'm the only real incel itt
>>34968709Is your feminine penis the second biggest benefit of dating you?
>>34968709Sounds like a bit of a red flag ngl
I will have sex
>>34968709that's a red flag unless your parents are literal drug addicts, criminals, or something
>>34968714Do gocks count as feminine penises or is that term only reserved for clitties?
>>34968710I don't think so, because it's clearly even more hated in society than it used to be. Age gaps are being conflated with child molestation like it's all sort of the same thing. I'm aware there is a movement to rebrand it as MAP, but I don't see that movement getting any real support, and instead I see people being vilified for being attracted to adult women who are arbitrarily too young for the taste of a TikTok individual.
>>34968715>>34968720It's because my father is a JW elder and I'm an apostate
Adult women, are you capable of making your own decisions, or if you voluntarily choose to get drunk and do drugs, is it someone else's fault for not stopping you?
>>34968717Hey :)
>>34968640>Fucking a minor doesn't make you evil or a pedo. If you're 20 or 21 there's absolutely nothing wrong with dating (and fucking) a 16 or 17 year old.Ain't that Rudeus nigga still way older than that?
i wish i could show atoga moids the beautiful sky without doxxing myself
>>34968723oh that's fine then
>>34968296Fluster is one of the hottest things either gender could be, ngl. Very underrated. Who doesn't love seeing someone start turning pink/red and lose their composure?
>>34968727I don't see how a picture of the sky would dox you?
i just went through my boyfriend’s phone and deleted all his text message history with his exes. that way if he brings it up then i know he ruminates on old relationships and then i can break up with him. it’s retarded subhuman bullshit to ruminate on a relationship when you’re with a new person, and rude too
>>34968725What's up?
>>34968719>I meant ADHD meds more specifically.That could be something worth pursuing, I have trouble getting distracted, forgetting things and times, etc. but I do actually study and put hours into it, I'm not just waiting till the day before to cram studying in or anything.>But what makes your life so objectively bad?Time is ticking and I have nothing to be happy about, it is just going through motions. Things I used to enjoy I feel guilty partaking in because time is ticking. I don't have friends here so I don't have a social life which is lonely.>there's a thousand jeets clamoring for that.And yet I was gifted this spawn in life but have nothing to show for it, I should be farther than I am and more successful in my endeavors. If I had no potential or ability I wouldn't care that I am not doing well, but I know I can and I try and despite that I still do bad. It just eats away at me knowing I should be much more than I am despite trying to be. It's like the image of myself in my head doesn't match what I see in the proverbial (and literal) mirror.
>>34968348Unironically tell him I can fix that and handcuff him to the bed and ravage him until he can barely breathe
>>34968723NTAOh hey, I wanted to talk about JWs last thread. How's your family been reacting to the reversal on blood doctrine?
>>34968732I have a large penis
>>34968731I wouldn't want my gf going through my phone. Not because of any conversations but because she could see that my youtube recommendeds are all asmr videos of VRchat catgirls, and nobody can know that.
>>34968217If a bit of cunny scares you you dont belong on 4chan
>>34968727I genuinely do not think anybody in atoga would care enough to dox you.
>>34968730Chem/Aviation trails can be tracked, it's how the Shai LeBeouf flag was found. Now would people put that much effort into a random anon's image? No.
>>34968738
am I retarded if i don't know what I want to do with my life or am I just disconnected from my passions? I don't enjoy much anymore and haven't in years. yes, I am depressed, and yes, I am getting treatment for it, etc. It just feels like I'm not fully ensouled anymore or something
>>34968736What are you, gay?
>>34968731How long into dating are you
>>34968625No, not the woman.
>>34968228Because the story is kino, people overblow everything and MT is an easy target. Just watch the first 8 episodes and decide for yourself.
>>34968735It was reversed way after I left so idk
>>34968699>>34968691I have a richfag friend that blows his money/time on WH40k and medieval art despite being a virgin.Plus he's good looking, and not even autistic
>>34968742No. That's not all that rare these days. You're not retarded, just down.
>>349687442 years. months ago i found old nudes of his exes and told him to delete them. he said i was telling him to delete “memories” but did it anyway. i don’t feel bad about doing this shit. it will be the final straw if he freaks out about it
I'm borderline post-economic, I don't understand why I can't find like a poor gf who just wants to chill and not worry about anything.
>>34968742i feel the same way, the only thing that helps is droogs unironically
>>34968723Based those fags are crazy
>>34968750>months ago i found old nudes of his exes and told him to delete them. he said i was telling him to delete “memories”How was that not break up worthy right there?
>>34968735anon she just said she hadn't talked to them in 3 years...
>>34968746>the story is kinoEven ASOIAF doesn't glorify rape and incest like MT. Those are for left for the bad guys.
I am dating this girl who is a few years older than me. We were talking about the first time we met and she was like "No, we met way before that. You don't remember that?"Apparently when I was like six and she was in middle school I ran over to her and her friends at recess and was yelling "I'M TOTO I'M TOTO I'M TOTO" over and over again. I have no recollection of this at all. It feels good to get this off my chest
>>34968334We live in degraded jew society sir, having values and principles is oppression.>>34968315This is mostly nonsense. Being excited about a naked girl =/= guilty of rape.Without knowing the specifics beyond what others have been passing around, she was a slut who had sex and happened to be doing drugs etc at the time, and now, years after the fact and after voluntarily meeting with these mastermind villains again after the "rape" occurred, has decided it was rape. So now these men are going to have their lives ruined because they had sex at a frat party with a chick who showed up voluntarily, got shitfaced voluntarily, had sex voluntarily, maintained friendships with them afterwards voluntarily, and was okay with what happened every day for years until now. Either women must be seen as equals to men, meaning they are accountable for their actions, decisions, and lives, or, if they have no agency at 18, will continue to have no agency at all and must not be valued as fully accountable adults on par with men.
>>34968752>poor gf who just wants to chill and not worry about anythingThe level of stupid you have to be to not worry about anything is difficult to achieve.
>>34968741You know he had a second website that had a loli board that was put back online like a month after he posted that (due to the fbi breathing down his neck btw) right
>>34968758I wish I had a secret backstory with my lover to be revealed as part of our history.Hell, I wish I had a lover.
>>34968755i unfortunately live with him and am dependent on him. also i have low self worth and give people the benefit of the doubt
>>34968758>I am dating this girl who is a few years older than meAnon? Are you ok? Are you being groomed?
>>34968764We are both in our 30s now.
>>34968765>when I was like six and she was in middle school Concerning. She played the long game.
>>34968737if i was your gf i would be hurt that you listen to that stuff when i’m right there
>>34968758That's cute that she remembers you. Make a joke that that's not what you want your kids to be told that's how you first met.
>>34968758Cuck, she's expired
is it reasonable for someone to dump you because they didn't get a property in mind (a flat), it felt the relation hinged on whether or not that specific property was attained before life could proceed ( living together, working at same company). am I crazy or is the order completely wrong?
>>34968768are you a catgirl doing asmr on me? I don't expect my gf to do that.
Can someone post the girl going waow (based based based)
>>34968749It's been years like this. It's not the worst, but I can tell the little stagnations are starting to add up.>>34968753Depends: stimulants? yea, just don't overdo it. weed is a tricky one. alcohol just isn't worth it outside of infrequent social gatherings.
>>34968760I just mean worry about like immediate financial stuff. If anything it opens up room to worry about more important longer term goals.
>>34968766She could read when he was born, the sick fuck.
>>34968774
>>34968768As if a guy would want to hear your prattle.
>>34968520I genuinely don't know...
>>34968779Thanks digga
>>34968781well then keep being an asmr cuck and never get a gf, i don’t really care about your genes ending
>>34968733>Time is ticking and I have nothing to be happy about, it is just going through motions. Things I used to enjoy I feel guilty partaking in because time is ticking. I don't have friends here so I don't have a social life which is lonely.>And yet I was gifted this spawn in life but have nothing to show for it, I should be farther than I am and more successful in my endeavors. If I had no potential or ability I wouldn't care that I am not doing well, but I know I can and I try and despite that I still do bad.>It just eats away at me knowing I should be much more than I am despite trying to be. It's like the image of myself in my head doesn't match what I see in the proverbial (and literal) mirror.I get that since I'm a mid 30s virgin NEET.People used to talk about me like I'd conquer the stars themselves someday. It sounds like your fomo neurosis is your primary obstacle. You're already doing what you need to do and working on "catching up," you need to chill the fuck out.
>>34968757MT plays it for laughs as a self aware anime. His nickname is literally Quagmire as a reference to Family Guy. No one rapes except evil the bad guys. The incest is overblown, they're cousins in a medieval setting and the half-sister is just playing the part of a doting Lolita, they don't actually do anything.But go on, get mad that there's an anime filled with hot people enjoying themselves and living life to its fullest instead of an unbathed femcel protag sitting alone in a dark apartment in her dirty clothes and shitting on men and happy people.
>>34968731Lol, I need a crazy bitch like you.
Women, do you finally have a bf? Are you worthy of love?
GenderWhat can the opposite gender say or do to get you flustered? What works on you?
>>34968476Male 1, Male 2, Male 3 and Another Male did nothing wrongMale 4 is ambiguous and Male 5, Male 6, and Male 7 were just dirty opportunists
i don’t know how to find love as an introvert woman and i fear my 20s are just about over. i fear that i may need to ropemaxx in the next few years
>>34968784It really is amazing that the only way a girl can ever try to insult a guy is to tell him he’s an incel or has a small dick.
>>34968791MAny compliment
>>34968790I don't wanna talk about it, but no.
>>34968791MI don't get flustered
>>34968777Then stop looking for poor women?
>>34968793Get into some autistic shit like magic or 40k
>>34968763Mgirl, start prepping because that ship looks doomed
>>34968794it’s equally as bad for women to not have children, which is the equivalent to men not spreading their genes. So quit yer blubbering
>>34968791Many compliment at all
>>34968793>find loveWhy do you people put so much importance on this and blow it up like it's life or death.
>>34968799What do you mean?
>>34968791Flustered doesn’t really happen. My minds binary reaction sequence is “That is retarded/That isn’t retarded.”
>>34968786I'm not a woman, mtroon
>>34968801What would you recommend I do to prepare to leave. I’m already registered at his address
>>34968757What's mt?
>>34968790Nope, just a bunch of one use moids rn.
>>34968791"Hi" and I'm folding.
>>34968790In my dreams and he sometimes posts here.
>>34968808NtaEstablish good credit and have at least a months worth of expenses in your savings account
>>34968804because i want kids and a family
>>34968811>>34968803>>34968795No wonder you're all single
>>34968786>MT plays it for laughs as a self aware anime. His nickname is literally Quagmire as a reference to Family Guy.>No one rapes except evil the bad guys. The incest is overblown, they're cousins in a medieval setting and the half-sister is just playing the part of a doting Lolita, they don't actually do anything.>But go on, get mad that there's an anime filled with hot people enjoying themselves and living life to its fullest instead of an unbathed femcel protag sitting alone in a dark apartment in her dirty clothes and shitting on men and happy people.
>>34968814Why?
>>34968809Mushokui Tensei
>>34968637>hey baby, i'm still not giving you orgasms, but can you get more uncomfortable so mine can be even better?Why are male sex suggestions always like this?
>>34968808Can you move back in with your family
>>34968790one day itll happen one day one day one day one day
>>34968813…all because a guy doesn’t burn his past performatively.
Men why don’t you look like Leon Kennedy
>>34968722How old are you? A lot of things have been extremely controversial shortly before they were accepted.
>>34968793Love yourself first girl! You don’t need a man! A good one will find you when you do and if they don’t then they weren’t a good one to begin with!
>>34968791MShe called me handsome and said my arms were big and started squeezing them and I legit didn't know how to react
>>34968825men are allowed to look exactly as they are
>>34968791eye contactor smiling, esp as response when noticing im nervous
>>34968824She posted about him before he's also a porn addict who wakes up at 3 am to jerk off and shouts at her when she raises issue to it
>>34968825I look like John F. Kennedy
State gender. You must move to a different state. What state do you move to? M. Pennsylvania.
>>34968825I look like Barret from Final Fantasy but with less body hair
>>34968825I was buff. But my jaw is too average.
>>34968825Finally someone asking the real questions. Men, why do you not understand that women want to fuck Leon Kennedy?
>>34968827Awesome. The exact same “advice” that has driven women to be miserable with dried up ovaries and 13 cats.
>>34968831A man has a right to his own penis.
>>34968805If you want a woman who doesn't worry about money you have to find a woman who has a lot of it.
>>34968834MI'm not American.
>>34968838It wasn't even disguised as bait. The hook was sitting in the tackle box and you took it out and ate it
>>34968831Oh no, a guy jerks off. What is the world coming to? She needs to escape the abuse.
>>34968811Did you rike?>>34968818
>>34968838You’re just like mad that you can’t get a baddie. Maybe try not being such a loser and being less negative and hating on people for like being who they are. You aren’t entitled to our time.
I, a 28 year old man, just answered the door to some sort of solar panel solicitor and was asked if my parents were home.
>>34968834F. New Hampshire or Maine. I have lived in every corner of the continental US but don’t think I am ready for the southwest.
>>34968655>>34968657ROFLCopter! How is math even still a thing with AI?>>34968819
>Is a man not entitled to the cum of his own penis?
>>34968848cute baby face anon
>>34968847>you can’t get a baddieNo guy wants a “baddy”. But go ahead and keep girlbossing too close to the sun.
Women, I feel like you need to up your bj game.
If you were going to break up with someone, what’s the most evil (legal) thing you’d do before leaving. Assuming it was a bad break up
>>34968848Every single time I go to a new place or cashier to buy alcohol or cigarettes they card me, every single time, they only don't if they recognize me
>>34968793What's so hard? You get a million matches on dating apps, a million messages on discord, and can join any nerdy irl meetup group and get attention.
Either genderWhen’s the last time you received a nude or any sort of lewd photo from somebody
>>34968853Stop being weird. This is why nobody talks to you loser. Girls can support girls. Hope that doesn’t bruise your fragile little man ego too badly!
>>34968856You gotta go to an arab gas station then.
>>34968860about a month ago but I'm trying to get with someone else and the person did it unprompted, nice tits but I don't want to date her
>>34968860f an anon from here sent me pics of him like 2 days ago, handsome guy :D
>>34968860M. Like 30 minutes ago. This Guatemalan chick is a freak.
>>34968862And how exactly are you supporting her by telling her the exact same shit that has made modern women so miserable?
>>34968837>Finally someone asking the real questions. Men, why do you not understand that women want to fuck Leon Kennedy?I do.In fact I heard about how they included all the women on the dev team in his design to make sure he was panty droppable enough.
>>34968863I did buy a carton of cigs from an Arab guy for like 20 bucks once but it wasn't at a gas station
>>34968864It is not, I don’t go out
>>34968834Alaska.>>34968855Tell her she's become exactly like her mother.>>34968860About an hour ago.
>>34968863Whenever I have to visit in-laws in California this is how I find flavored vape. It’s always in a box covered in receipts.
>>34968860MNever. Maybe some sexualized texts but that's it, I don't think it's wise to share compromising photos.
>>34968838Lmfao, I hope this was double bait
>>34968840I mean a girl could not have to worry about money if they were my gf.
>>34968834FIdk Rhode island or Maryland looking at the stats. Weather wise I'd go lower but I want that high minimum wage and majority left leaning population.
>>34968869You. Being. Miserable. Doesn’t. Mean. We. Have. To. Be. Some positive affirmations and like maybe some CBT might do you some good. Maybe some THC because you obviously aren’t getting any TLC.
>>34968853>No guy wants a “baddy”.I do. Or technically I did. One is enough
Women how panty droppable is Leon Kennedy?
>>34968884Which Leon?
>>34968880I have lived in Maryland. Do not make this mistake. I honestly had never met anyone with AIDS before living in Baltimore.
>>34968844This anon's gf masturbates to big dicked werewolves
>>34968834Florida
>>34968852Thanks femanon>>34968856You don’t go to seedy enough places
Kek I remember the first time I ever heard "making love", Lana was crying about her and Clark hadn't made love in months. It was easily the most ridiculous thing I had ever heard. Nobody talks like that! Certainly not high school or college age people.
>>34968885Resident Evil 6 Leon
>>34968882>no uNice comeback miss i’m too old to freeze my eggs.
>>34968854This is libel, fuck off.>>34968860At some point in early 2025.>>34968886Is there nowhere with almost no people? I grew up in a town with a population of 4k. I'm looking for that not fucking Baltimore.
>>34968860Same night GOT season 7 episode 2 aired
>>34968884Extremely. Especially his RE4 look.
>>34968895Kek! What?
>>34968879Only if she's stupid. Unless she's your wife none of that money is hers and you could dump her and leave her with nothing at any time.
>>34968894Go to Montana
>>34968855Upper decker the toilet, throw out all of her menstrual pads, turn off the refrigerator, alternatively put her car keys in a plastic bag then drop it in a bowl of water and freeze them shits, piss in the clothes iron, and swap the M and N keys on her keyboard.Never date a Puerto Rican woman.
>>34968785I'm sure that is a part of it, but especially being in public and seeing people in relationships and friend circles and having fun in life I feel like I am on the outside of all of that and it bothers me. The whole point of being successful is to enable your endeavors in life with other people, but I'm alone.
>>34968894>I'm looking for that not fucking Baltimore.Casual racism
>>34968855Watch horror films at full volume in the dead of night.
>>34968897It's a tv show
men whats ur level?
>>34968899No. Red state.Cold.Minimum wage almost $5 lower than where I'm at rn.No upgrades only downgrades.
Slice of toast with marmite and cheese is a top tier snack.
>>34968908Ello govna
>>34968902Literally everyone in the tiny town can be black for all I care I fucking hate cities. I hate Boston so much.
>>34968907None of that shit really matters outside of the weather do you just plan to work min wage jobs forever
GenderIf you're working out, post your goal body
>>34968908MSalad and pork belly with a balsamic vinaigrette made from the rendered pork fat
>>34968793just get on a dating app and match with one of the hundred guys who want a serious relationship instead of 'figuring it out' pump and dump chad it's not that hard
GenderPost the last song you listened to
>>34968894I mean there’s western Maryland but it’s not exactly a huge place. Everywhere you’re going to go on weekends will be flooded with people from Baltimore on weekends. I hated going to Mt Rainier because there was a traffic jam getting into the park and at the top of the mountain. Going to a place like Potomac is a traffic jam the entire time. The roads fucking suck dick too. Virginia traffic is worse but they at least have SOME properly constructed highways. Maryland is just never ending pot holes. My poor struts man. The deer population is also insane. Even in the city. It’s humid as fuck. The ticks are awful. Google Maps will always reroute you to the toll roads even if you explicitly tell it not to. The only place that matches what you want would be somewhere like Easton and that’s an old money town inhabited by DC swamp monsters you can’t afford. Dont get me started on the beltway babies.
>>34968911Matters to me. I don't care how you personally feel about it.Getting a job that earns $5 more per hour then minimum wage in montana is equivalent to a minimum wage job here. More work for less gain.
>>34968913You wanna be Spider Man?
>>34968921I want to fuck Zendaya
>>34968907Why the fuck do you care about minimum wage? Are you a fucking gas station cashier or something?
>>34968918M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c6uMbP4--E
>>34968919>never ending potholes I'll feel right at home then>Mt Rainier was busyNo shit sherlock
>>34968913
>>34968907There are still LGBTQ+ people in red states. Besides, there are blue islands in almost every red state.
>>34968918Pain.https://youtu.be/vAX6rPn8f1U
moids have u ever kissed a girl counter top method
>>34968920>Ew the icky rediggers I can't live there :((Grow the fuck up, I live in fucking new York but most people would call me red. It doesn't matter
>>34968920Bitch are you serious? McDonald’s pays more than minimum wage these days. Fuck if someone is a total retard they can get a job at quick trip or Enterprise and make a livable wage. Minimum wage only matters if you’re a convicted felon gutting chickens in a Tyson plant or something.
>>34968918Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrUhcdu-vgc
>>34968927Armpit…
>>34968924Because it has an effect on the wages above it dumbass I just explained that. Something they have to pay me $21 an hour for here wouldn't get me as much in a place where the base pay is $5 lower than it is here. And yeah I'm unskilled labor, especially if I'm moving to a brand new area I absolutely need to be worried about what the minimum wage is.
>>34968927I don't think any amount of working out will make you asian.
>>34968918Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FvsKo162U
>>34968931What
>>34968923They're both gae
>>34968927>If you're working out
>>34968927 Siri Dahl, shes close to your phenotype
>>34968937Ni hao, muthafucker.*batista bombs your ass*
>>34968941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRwy1Nu5Q2I
>met girl at convention>hit it off good, we both like the same niche music and vidya>have good friendly chats and think we're aligned>I stopped messaging for a couple months because of no particular reasonam I cooked? is it over to salvage something here
>>34968928You've got to understand where I'm coming from. It's not Vermont but it's close. A majority red state would be a crazy culture shock and I'd HATE it.
>>34968947Yeah, that's over.
>>34968944>Siri Dahl, shes close to your phenotypeLook up*My phone ate that for some reason
>>34968940shes on the counter facing u and ur standing facing her and u kiss and she pulls u close w her legs
>>34968947Just hit her up.
>>34968933Plenty of people who work at McDonald's still make the federal minimum wage what are you even saying Are you confusing the laws for your state for a company wide thing?
>>34968950fuuuuuck she's still liking my posts so I thought I'd still have a chance
>>34968947it's not a good look. The best time to text her was two months ago. The next best time is today.
>>34968948Oregon then.
>>34968948Yeah people waving hello and offering to help you out would be horrible.
>>34968956Shit, you might as well try then. You don't stand to lose anything.
>>34968959Nah I've been to Oregon. I fucking hated Portland and it's weirdly red compared to home even though you wouldn't think it is. Woods were cool though. Oh also I hate rain. Already rains too much here.
>>34968947>>I stopped messaging for a couple months because of no particular reasonHalf of your brain exists to help you get your dick wet. There's a reason you self sabotaged.
genuinely why would someone on a first date describe in detail their sexual encounters with their last gf/bf
>>34968966No social aptitude
Women would you date a man who got the weakness beat out of him
>>34968282A few.
>>34968964>weirdly red compared to homeBruh, do you live in 1930s Stalingrad?
state genderppl with a body count higher than 0, do u think u deserve a virgin partner ?
>>34968970only if he would let me kiss it back into him
>>34968961>waving hello and offering to help you outI didn't get much of that down south. Might've been because of the dyed hair. I felt mostly unwelcome. They just do that thing where they stare at you with their eyebrows scrunched disapprovingly. I get better treatment and more free rides up near home than I did down there.
>>34968974No but it would be kinda cool to have one
>>34968953>>34968958>>34968962gonna shoot my shot today wish me luck>>34968965Half of my brain is retarded
>>34968975shut up fat fetishist
>>34968974f, i dont care about virginity at all dude
WomenHow do you like weakness in your men?
>>34968979that wasn’t me silly
>>34968974FWho cares I wouldn't want one anyway
>>34968974F. No, I don't deserve anything. I'll work for everything in my life with no sense of entitlement.
>>34968979what does that have to do with fat???
>>34968974
>>34968973Not Portland itself. Oregon as a whole is def more red than home.
>>34968974MNo The idea of taking a virginity is kinda hot but for a partner I'd rather they already have some experience in relationships
>>34968926Look if you’re into the hipster metro shit Silver Spring is a nice place. Their city is decently well run, nice restaurants, lots of entertainment options, and the crowding isn’t unbearable. If you’re looking for slower pace Hagerstown is probably your speed. They have an ammo manufacturing plant that basically guarantees a decent wage with no skills whatsoever. 50k people. In the mountains. More rural VA or WV than MD to be honest. It also has horrendous crime rates though like double the national average. Lots of heroine. The truth is the average Marylander is an extremely racist black dude at least mildly gang affiliated from Baltimore that sells drugs, a pasty pale skinned greasy white dude from Dundalk that does drugs, a yuppy hipster faggot that drinks Natty Bo and has a mustache from Silver Spring, or the beltway babies that are the most arrogant, inside their own bubble, self-serving cunts imaginable. Maryland is just a broken fucking place.
>>34968970Where does it hurt anon?>>34968981Yes
>>34968976>the bulldyke didn’t feel welcome around normal peopleColor me surprised
Don't women only like guys to be vulnerable so they can belittle them for it later?
>>349689743 no
>>34968976>dyed hairWhat color
NNEED cute scientist Indian girl with a posh British accent gf
>>34968986go on
>>34968992no dude
Good night anons. Remember to be kind to the black cats next month and every month.
>>34968989>Hipster metro>cityNo>Hagerstown>population 44kNo. That's still a city dude. I don't want to be able to see my neighbor's house if I can help it. >Lots of heroin So just like home lol. Guess I'll just stay here.
>>34968990Here *points to my heart*
I don’t like my bf anymore and I’m seriously thinking about factory resetting his phone before I leave.
>>34968913MI want to look like this guy.
>>34968992It's a shit test, they want to see if they'll crack or hold fast
>>34968983:(
>>34968991I felt very welcome in the niche community I was with at the time but the regular locals didn't know what to make of me. I had forgotten that unshaved legs made people uncomfortable literally no one cares about that up here any more they see it so often.
>>34968993what gender is 3 are you one of those third gender people
Either genderTell me your top 3 favorite Pokemon
>>34969002Try not to end up in a ditch
>>34968981I love soft hands and smiles on men.
It’s hard to be a woman who cares about how many people her partner has been with sexually. Men expect you as a woman not to care. Everything about this world hurts my soul and as soon as my dog dies I’m probably gonna kms
>>34969006Why sadDon't you want a fellow virgin
>>34968995I watch her on youtube sometimes
>>34969009LugiaLaprasSquirtle
>>34969009f snorlax pikachu
>>34969009MMonfernoDittoAipom
>>34968999Be kind to all cats, always.
>>34969008Sorry I meant F, I’ve been with 3 people
>>34969014What if I really like you
>>34969014I wouldn't mind it. But there are twice as many male virgins, so we can't all have virgin gfs.
>>34968936No it doesn’t. Minimum wage in my backwoods ass red state is fuck all and even in the most backwoods fuck off parts you can still get $14 an hour starting out by the highway. Yes many companies have minimum pay because it raises their ESG scores which improves their stock prices by artificially creating purchase value for ESG only portfolios. Bank of America is basic bitch retail banking at they start you off at $25 a fucking hour to be a cashier. It just blows dick because you’re working for a national corporation instead of a franchise that might have a chill owner. That same ammo plant in Hagerstown I mentioned? First Breach? They start entry level employees out at $15. Compare that to again the backwater ass state directly above mine and I know for a fact the gluten processing plant starts you out at $21. The cheap shitty vodka destillery? $19.Seriously. Go work at fucking QuikTrip if you’re that unskilled. I’d say go try Amazon because they gave me $19 off rip but that was miserable work.
>>34968974Don't need that.
>>34969013Why do you care?
>>34969009MBlastoiseMetagrossPawniard
>>34968985sorry I confused you with her >>34968982fuck >_<
imagineif we killed all non virgins and we couldall just hang out without them araound
>>34969009GengarGyaradosAlakazamI fucked so many people up with that combo.
>>34969013We're told that you like high body counts.But it's not like men with low counts are hard to find in the big 26. Unless you're going for older or chadly men.
>>34969009ClefableXerneasMew
>>34969025>The cheap shitty vodka destillery? $19.How long do you think I could get away with stealing shit while I worked there
women, how many times a day do you brush your hair?
Why do some people only care about owning a house, to the detriment of others?
>>34969009Groudon, Hitmonlee, Tauros
>>34969035once but my hair is very short it looks kinda messy tho i should brush it more
>>34969027Because I want to be with someone with a similar low body count to mine. I want someone to experience the world with me fully until old age. I don’t want them to think of past loves or compare me sexually with all their previous affairs. I don’t want them to have experienced everything (even non sexual things) with other women. I just feel heartbroken
>>34969031I like this moid
>>34969036Cause fuck that guy I got mine
>>34969036Because I want to own my own home and tankies like you are trash.
>>34969034They don’t bottle it there. They just make it. Stick your head into one of those vats for a few seconds and you’ll be invading Ukraine by morning and by invading Ukraine I mean dead from the fumes alone as your corpse boils in unfinished potato liquor
>>34969022You don't know me well enough to know that that's the inexperience talking.>>34969025Maryland minimum wage is $15 so yeah I see why they start them there. If you're not going to tell me which state those other jobs are in that information is useless. >Just go work in a factory I think we are too fundamentally different to understand each other. You hate me, I hate you, everything is balanced. Let's just leave it at that. I would rather work at a gas station than at a vodka distillery wtf.
>>34969031Boomer
>>34969036I'd be fine with an apartment, I don't expect it to appreciate in value either.
>>34969038I see, but you're supposed to brush it a few times a day aren't you?
>>34969039What's yours and what's low to you
>>34969049probably but it gets even messierim trying to grow my hair out so it looks less worse
>>34968992>Don't women only like guys to be vulnerable so they can belittle them for it later?I don't think they do it intentionally. It's the result of a miscommunication between their lizard brain and conscious brain.
>>34969036you sound like a communist
>>34969035My hair is man short I think if I answer this it'll throw off the data.
>>34969046Why do you think I'd like you because I'm inexperienced and not because I like you?
>>34969046Kansas and Missouri.
>>34969054How so? I'm interested in this
>>34969053>gets messierhow is that possible? also what color is your hair?
>>34969062my hair is dark brown>messierya it get poofy n frizzy
>>34969035Nag but monitoring this to see if I'm doing it right
>>34969036How is this detrimental to others? Explain it in a way that doesn’t involve bulldozing family homes to build commie block housing.
>>34969009MClefableTrevenantTyranitar
>>34969059Don't make me laugh
>>34969050I’ve been with 3 men, I would consider low to be anything the same plus or minus 1-2. One of the 3 men I dated had 13 encounters before me and I regret dating him dearly. Not even just about the sex part, but whenever I asked to go on a date he’d mentioned already having done said thing in the past. It made me not want to go out or do anything with him
>>349690352-3 times a daywaking up, getting home frm uni/work, going to bed
>>34969043>>34969055>>34969065nothing to do with political alignment, by detriment to others I mean people hyper focus on home ownership at any cost including people in their own life who are there to assist in that goal.
>>34969053Nooo, short hair is hot!
>>34969058I think you're too inexperienced to even be sure you like me that much
>>34969072im gonna keep the length as in above my shoudlersbut i want a more girly look to it, its kinda masculine and ugly rn
>>34969071So you're salty about something and vague posting explain or shut the fuck up about it
>>34969073Why not, if I spent a lot of time with you and got to know you
>>34969071Tf are you talking about?
>>34969077That would require me to spend a lot of time with you which just isn't going to happen. The only possible scenario in my mind is you getting way too attached over basically nothing.
thinking of atoga moid hands...
>>34969079You wouldn't spend time with someone because he's a virgin, how would you even know? Do you think virgins can't know if they like or don't like someone?
>>34969046I don’t hate randoms on the fucking internet. You’re just objectively wrong on this particular matter and you’re really reinforcing my point by ignoring the other companies that aren’t manufacturing I pointed out that will give you better pay. Seriously what do you do? Is there a reason maybe you wouldn’t be able to get a job at one of these companies? Are you a felon? Can you maybe get your CDL or a CNA in the three weeks or whatever it requires to drive a truck or learn to wipe ass? What is the big hangup here?
>>34969054>>34969060>Bitter men who hate women and never spend time with women discuss how women supposedly work
>>34969063ahh I see , I used to have that problem, still do sometimes, you're probably brushing your hair wrong.>dark browncute >>34969064yeah that's why I'm asking lol >>34969070I see, so I am doing it right
>>34969087>implying women ever understand themselves
>>34969060Well, their subconscious thinks they're still out in the wild, 50,000BC type shit. So the kind of guy that gets them wet is basically a Viking Berserker. But their conscious mind believes that being there for someone, even their mate, is a right and wholesome thing to do. But then they unexpectedly get the ick when he shows weakness.
>>34969067I’m not suggesting you move here. I don’t want you here. My point is that in prime flyover country there are plenty of higher paying entry level jobs than your bullshit pretense that minimum wage matters because it doesn’t. If you aren’t gutting chickens at Butterball down in Coonass Louisiana it is entirely irrelevant.
>>34969092>>dark brown>cuteDon't be fucking stupid now
>>34969092wbu u anonwhat haircut and color do uhave
>>34969085>how would you even know We just know. I think a virgin would be quick to get attached because they haven't had any experience yet. I'm in my 30s. If he's an acceptable age for me to date and he's still a virgin SOMETHING is wrong with him. Maybe multiple somethings. I don't want to get anywhere near that or I'll end up with a stalker.
>>34969093>Implying bitter men who hate women and never spend time with them understand women
So then, who here is the one true Pokemon Champion of /atoga/?
>>34969087I grew up with a mom and sisters, and I've dated several women.I've shared this anecdote a few times here, but when I was a kid, my mom told me that "we (women) will say we like the nice guy, but we'll always go for the tough guy."
>>34969098What if he was like a priest that decided to leave the church?
>>34969105Oh, mommy issues. Your mom was a dumb whore and now you project it onto all women. Checks out.
>>34969101What would that entail?
>>34969086>objectively wrongYou haven't been able to prove that at all you're just babbling.>What do you do I don't have a thing I do. I just have jobs. Why the fuck would I get a CDL or CNA I have zero interest in doing those things. See this is what I mean we don't think similarly at all and we're just irritating each other for no reason. Let it go. >>34969095Missouri's minimum wage is $15 so I'm still not really getting what you were trying to prove?
>>34969096oh I'm sorry I didn't know I was supposed to like the same things as you anon, my bad!>>34969097it's black and uhh I don't know what you would call my haircut, I'm the anon that posted his hair a while ago, you've seen it before, probably
>>34969110Oh FUCK no I'm not dealing with religious baggage that's almost worse
>>34969101Gemini says >>34969033 would win a tournament of all these teams>>34969037 second
>>34969114oh its u hii weve talked like 3 times now :Di forget if i asked if u have a set goal length ur going for or if ur just growing it out for good
>>34969101Real Pokemon or the soulless slop that was everything after Gen III? Because I don’t want to hear any bullshit Gigantomegacrystalmething Oglolopogodildoan Dragon Type Jigglypuff using Hyper Self-Destruct with a Focus Sash gimmick shit.
>>34969117Right but he’s an atheist now. Just woke up one day and decided god was a lie.
>>34969122That doesn't mean there's no baggage. A guy who was a priest up until yesterday is not my vibe.
>>34969111Nope, we're still close, my mom is an educated woman, and my parents are still together after 40 years.I know that an ad hominem would be the response no matter what I said. But I thought I'd clarify in case any young, impressionable anons are lurking.
Thread has been shit up by the same 3 people. Goodnight
>>34969120>weve talked like 3 times now :Dum more than that actually I'm the armpit fetish anon lol well one of the two.>i forget if i asked if u have a set goal length ur going for or if ur just growing it out for gooduhh not sure, I have it at sholder length now don't know if I want it any longer than that, kinda liked it when it was only down to my chin desu but a friend suggested I should let it grow more.
>>34969101I don't really battle, I just like catching and collecting. I have gen 3 and 4 living dexes.
>>34969131wait whatarmpit fetish anon is also the long hair anon?0_0 this is crazy, whyd u never tell me earlier is ur armpit hair long too
>>34969128>Openly admits that he projects his entire understanding of women on something his mother said to him once as a kid>Rightfully gets pointed out that he has issues>Whines and cries ad hominem at being called outAlso I doubt you're actually close to your mom if you view her as a dumb whore with a lizard brain.
>>34969129I'm going to play Deceit 2 with racecar moid, byeeee.
>>34969087>>34969099I'm sure you can find plenty of examples of women saying they get the ick when a man is vulnerable. No need to take our word for anything
>>34969134idk I didn't thought it was relevant lol, but no I barely have any body hair and uhh I shave them sometimes when it gets too uncomfortable
test
>>34969139Yes, you can find social media posts of women and men saying anything, that's not inductive of any grand truths of human behavior.
>>34969098What if he's a chill, nonchalant guy with a huge dick?
>>34969141i can’t believe one of the armpit anons hair mogs like 99% of atoga
>>34969101Me for sure. I'd stomp all of you with my Psychic Gym/E4 member teamMy ace is Meowstic btw
>>34969146wow you think so? thanks:)
>>34969144>chill, nonchalant guyThat's still a virgin in his 30s? Something is wrong with him. That one might even be a serial killer.
>>34969150yes u have very nice hair, especially for a guy
Men want a woman who is a sexual fiend for them. Women, what do you want from them?
>>34969160i want a man wholl let me sit on his lapis that too much to ask for?
>>34969081my moid hand veins have been protruding pretty nicely lately since I got real thin
>>34969163sigh
WomenHow much of a perv (toward you) are you okay with your man being?
>>34969017I like the time Lugia destroyed the space ship with his aeroblast.
>>34969143If what anon said is true how would we know?
>>34969152women get wet for hannibal I've seen what you cheer for
>>34969163same with mine, kinda freaks me out
>>34969160I don't even know any more manI think I just want them to leave me alone
>>34968724No, we're mentally children and need to have nearly all of our legal rights taken away.
>>34969135>Openly admits that he projects his entire understanding of women on something his mother said to him once as a kidNope, I base it on the preponderance of evidence. I only mentioned the anecdote because you made the assertion that I was arguing from a lack of experience.>Also I doubt you're actually close to your mom if you view her as a dumb whore with a lizard brain.I guess I overestimated you. The brain isn't just one structure, it's several working together, and sometimes overriding each other. All humans have a reptile brain.
casts the non evil spell on all atoga moids
>>34969152There was an anon that claimed to be a virgin because his dick was too big
>>34969113And Kansas is $7.25 and the higher paying factory is in Kansas. In fact Kansas in general shits on Missouri with half the minimum wage but as soon as you cross the border there’s a $30k a year household income gap. Because how well a state is run and geography matter more than politics in economic matters. Johnson County and Wyandotte County dwarf Jackson economically and they’re literally all the same place. It’s just Kansas City. Christ Missouri has a lower corporate tax rate by almost half. But one has shitty roads, doesn’t enforce the law very well, has a bigger drug, crime, and homelessness issue, and sucks dick at zoning compared to the other. Both are blue districts inside red states. This isn’t even a politics thing. This is a competency thing.
>>34969166As long as it's just to me, I don't mind. He can be as pervy as he wants.
>>34969180I'm not evil though :c
>>34969176It's sad that there are moids in this thread who will take your sarcastic answer seriously.
>>34969184yay my spell worked :D
>>34969174I promise I will.
>cute tall autistic woman at my job>I think she's cute>find out she asked someone if they could set me up with her>talk to her a bit after finding out>find out she then told someone she can tell I have a crush on her but isn't ready for a relationshipThen why the fuck did you ask to get set up with me if you don't want a relationship? What are we doing here?
>>34969166being pervy is earned by being unsexually nice to me. if you minmax your boyfriend skill tree you can live in a nonstop flurry of affection and perversion. same principle applies in reverse.
>>34969187I already wasn't evil so now I am evil, what have you done to me? D:
>>34969189See >>34969176
>>34969180It didn't do anything to me.
>>34969182Again with the factory jobs.You guys are like Chihuahuas you got pissed off and just keep yapping.
>>34969171I've always had crazy green visible veins on the... opposite side of my elbow? is there a word for that? but they don't protrude like bodybuilders do. The ones on my hands I can make protrude now though
>>34969180Why am I twice as evil now?
>>34968757>It "Glorifies" le bad thing!Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. Tumblr is two blocks down.
>>34969189She would like to have sex with you but not date you
>>34969199>>34969192no stop it i said it was the non evil spell not the evil spell >>34969195cuz ur so pure of heart?
>>34969201NTA. Tumblr was the rape porn capital of the internet
>>34969198oh yeah that happens to me too, don't know if there is a word for that, but I thought that was a common thing
>>34969203>cuz ur so pure of heart?I hope so. That would be better than if it didn't work.
>>34969203>no stop it i said it was the non evil spell not the evil spellwoman!!! what did you do!?? you made me evil!
Is long hair on a moid a sign of autism?
>>34969206>Tumblr was the rape porn capital of the internetWhich is only further proof that the website spawned the kind of person to complain about cartoons "glorifying" thingsWhat demographic like rape more than any other? WomenWhat type of person complains about "problematic" things? WomenWhat type of person used Tumblr in its heyday? WomenDo the math
>>34969206Wait whatIs that why the porn ban happened I had no idea although I did get jump scared by Pete Wentz's leaked dick pic at least once a day back in 2011
>>34969214depends on how gross they are
>>34969214no but its a sign he has an armpit fetish>>34969210D: forgive me forgive me
>>34969214I have long hair and I'm not autistic. I'm introverted though.
hello lonely male anons!. Here is my face to cheer ya all up
>>34968791FJust be intense. I crumble under attention.
>>34969196And again you are (intentionally I’m convinced) missing the point. I’m not telling you to go work in a factory. BoA, Enterprise, Amazon whatever fuck huge corporation all give better pay. I’m telling you that minimum wage doesn’t fucking matter unless you are an absolute dreg of society that is entirely unemployable to any modern company. You want to sit outside Walmart and DoorDash all day chain smoking be my guest but don’t believe retarded shit just because it sounds nice.>You’re yappingYou’re coping because of some retarded ideological belief you’re stuck on for identity reasons or a felon. Which is it?
I see it's "Zoomer moids are pretending that degenerate hentai and rape pornos don't exist so they can dunk on women" hours.
It's not hot when women are too smooth, they need a few moles or weird hairs to make them feel real.
>>34969202She's 37 and I'm 30. I guess I didn't think a 37 year old would want just casual sex, but cool. So do I just ask her out to dinner and then hope I get invited back to her place?
>>34969225melancholy for bwc face
>>34969227Any examples?
>>34969219>no but its a sign he has an armpit fetishum I had an armpit fetish before my hair was long though, since I was a kid in fact
>>34969227That's very sweet.
>>34969229We're both degenerates
>>34969167That was peak. I was so hype fot thr next movie and they made a daddy issues movie.Super dissapointing.
>>34969228>huge corporationAnd you're missing my point. I don't WANT to work for bank of america or enterprise I would genuinely rather work at an ice cream stand than do that. We are not capable of fully understanding each other because of our differences and you need to chill out. Have a snack or something. I would rather live somewhere that I am assured a decent wage at even the worst job.
>>34969235really? what spawned such a fetish thenmine didnt come in till i was an older teen
>>34968884YesEspecially with Toshiyuki Morikawa voicing him
>>34969231Why would she not?Yeah I guess.
>>34969243I have no idea, ever since I was a kid my eyes just always seemed to focus on women's armpits instead of their boobs. though it didn't become sexual until I was a teenager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nRa8F_Y89MI thought this was giga cute and wanted to share it
>>34969246do u have any other fetishes?
>>34969243but actually, what started your fetish for fat men?
State genderHave you ever called 911?
>>34969250hmm not really, I mean I like flatties not sure if that counts as a fetish.
>>34969257yeswhen i had my spine fucked up and when someone broke into my carneither helped me
>>34969231Women get hornier with age
>>34969257Accidentally from a payphone in a hospital when I was a kid.I didn't know you didn't have to pay for it if the call was to emergency services, I was like 6.
>>34969257MYeah, couple break ins
>>34969257Only once, on my mom.
>>34969230a mole can enhance female face a lot when its placed tastefully>i love average women like pic rel
>>34969257FOnce when I was a teenager and I was sick with a bad cold, shaking, and worried I was dying. Turned out I was just hungry and wasted everyone's time. Womp womp
Genderis age play a red flag?
>>34969251no clue, maybe it’s a dominant/comfort thing seeing that i only really like the ones who are bulky all over/evenly distributed fat rather than ones just top heavy.
>>34969273FDepends, can they keep it strictly to the bedroom, or do they make it their entire lifestyle? The latter is when it becomes a red flag.
>>34969260have u had sex w all flat women?
>>34969273MYes.
>>34969094>spend a gorillion years rape-breeding every woman who preferred getting conquered over dying alongside the men>spend another zillion years using every available woman as a breeder, indiscriminate of whether she's a good human, wife, or mother>be surprised when women are given full freedom practically overnight and are complete wild cards as to their value and virtue
>>34969274I see, that makes sense actually, but then why not a man that's in good shape?>>34969280I'm a virgin
>>34969270She cute
>>34969273Not inherently. Depends how far they go.>you're older than me, it might be hot to play into that and call you daddy/mommyFine.>you're older than me, I should dress and act younger, might be hotA little weird but okay.>you're older than me, let's pretend like you're taking advantage of meRed flag.
>>34969283I'm not surprised at all.
>>34969284men in shape and regular skinny guys look sorta the same to me
>>34969283>gorillionFemchud detected!
>>34969098Do you think they haven't interacted with people or gotten attached before without having had sex?
>>34969185>sarcasticI'm a genuine misogynist and I can count the number of women I respect on one hand.
>>34969288but like you have no ida what caused this fetish?was a fat dude nice to you or something?
>>34969230I appreciate this opinion I am very moley>>34969273FYeah
>>34969257Yep.
>>34969128>young, impressionable anonsThis is common knowledge now unc
>>34969189She's not ready for a relationship right now but she's hoping true love happens then she'll jump in feet first.
>>34969291I think you're responding to a post from an hour ago and you should let it go
>>34969143So tell us then how do women work
>>34969098This sounds more like a memory than a hypothetical, lol
>>34969269Storytime
>>34969301Lmao
>>34969306They are human beings. Some are good, some are bad. Shocking I know.
>>34969285yes shes adorable.
>>34969245IDK. At 37 I would assume he wants a relationship or get married?>>34969264Do they really?
i have a mole (the brown spot, not the ugly hairy bump one) right on my cocks shaft.
>>34969294no, ive hardly interacted w fat guys in my life its all just pure attraction to how they look, its so hot when a guy just looks like three times the average man.
>>34969283this is how evolutionary psychology works indeed.the main issue is that men still believe in hecking disney romance.
>>34969312Does that really sound like an entertaining story
>>34969319She's already past the worrying about getting married period.
>>34969322but you told me im too skinny when you seen me still...
>>34969329Really? I thought all women wanted to get married.
>>34969322interesting, I wish I had met someone like that when I was fat in middle school
>>34969214If it's unkempt and ugly and obviously doesn't suit him
>>34969331Are you a child
>>34969229Most people itt are 30+
>>34969286related, I just opened twitter and found people ranting about "autopedophilia" because of some dumb tiktok that didn't have an ounce of sexual content in it.We need to kill the zoomers.
>>34969338Prove it
>>34969330gym anon? be more specific >>34969332i still liked the typical guy when i was at that age,why aren’t u fat anymore!
>>34969273Yes
>>34969274You just want a surrogate dad
>>34969340I don't know what that is. I'm going to guess it's profoundly stupid.
>>34969346my dad is chubby at most, i want a 400 lb guy
>>34969304I only now came back apologies for not being glued to my screen
>>34969319>Do they really?Only if they haven't had kids
>>34969337What do you mean? Isn't wanting a lifelong relationship what everyone wants?
>>34969316An answer (his) is better than none (yours)
>>34969331>Really? I thought all women wanted to get marriedBruh
ngl the claim that the internet is just a place where everyone reinvents ancient concepts from first principals keeps getting stronger with each and every day.>>34969347I was hoping it was attraction to cars built before 2008, but I was wrong, it's about self-inserting as a child in age play, and of course people took that definition to the absurd level where anyone who makes a joke about posing as someone's mother/father as sexualization and fetishization lol lmao. So be careful who you call mommy or they're gonna call you an autopedo
>>34969341Posters ittState gender and age
>>34969353Nta.Mid 30s femanon.Idk man I don't have kids and I think I peaked in my late 20s. Sex is great but I could probably go the rest of my life never having it again without being all that sad about it.
>>34969270she'd be cuter without the moles
>>34969342>i still liked the typical guy when i was at that age,>why aren’t u fat anymore!ex dumped me last year and I got super depressed and now I get full way too quickly so I don't eat a whole lot anymore
>>34969340>>34969347That's women into DDLG
>>34969353She's 37 with no kids. But you can tell she's autistic. She even has a pin that says "please be patient. I'm autistic.">>34969361What about holding hands and kissing?
>>34969227This is not the play, people WILL fault you for being too forward.
>>34969355NTA. Some women believe that's oppressive to women.
>>34969359>>34969365Ah yeah, that's just a new word for something old. Semi-related to ABDL I guess.>>34969360M 32
>>34969316That doesn't sound very scientific,femanon
>>34969331At some point, severe autists have to settle with the fact that they probably won't get married. I know a 40 year old guy going through that right now after getting blocked by an 18-year-old (who was asked if she was 13 by two separate old ladies). He's not doing well and thinks I'm gossiping and putting people against him when I'm the one leaving this information out while telling them not to kick him out of his university program in his senior year.
>>34969371Sorry, I should've said "Yes they're awful, stupid, brainless, evil, manipulative, selfish, etc." instead. That's way more scientific.
>>34969342yes gym anon
>>34969316All women are actually bad, everyone knows this.
>>34969366>What about holding hands and kissing?I've never really liked kissing all that much t b h. Idk in order to really enjoy that stuff you have to have the ability to be excited and hopeful about a new person.
All women are awful, stupid, brainless, evil, manipulative, selfish
>>34969360M 33
>>34968239How did you lose him? Is he a chud
>do something enjoyable>instantly think about how awesome it'd be to do it with her and want to go tell her about itOh fuck, did I fall in love?
>>34969372>I know a 40 year old guy going through that right now after getting blocked by an 18-year-oldMaybe tell your friend not to date girls that young? That maturity gap is terrible.
>>34969364sorry that sucks , i hope u feel better >>34969374when r u putting on that extra 100 lbs
>>34968245MMy friend asked her out first so I successfully avoided it!
>>34969384when you start forcefeeding me while asleepnot soon
Femanon…I have bad news about your pookie. Pookie was caught dumping toxic waste in the rivers. He is in a lot of trouble.
>>34969383Believe me, I have tried. He still thinks he can marry a young girl and have a lot of kids. A friend and I asked him how many once and he said "6 would be a good starting point" and we're like "bro you are a language major how are you going to provide for 6 kids when you can barely take care of yourself and two wolfdogs that bite you all the time?" and he got mad when I told him if he married a woman who was 30 he could easily get 5 kids before the 'geriatic pregnancies' start. He spent too much time on the internet and thinks a woman over 25 is worthless or something.
moids and foidspost about something you are REALLY embarrassed or not happy about with your body.
>>34969384>sorry that sucks , i hope u feel betterthanks, I'm over it by now:D
>>34969393M, teeth are a bit yellow, even though I brush properly and regularly.
>tfw too fat for petite asian girls but not fat enough for fatfetishestfemanonngl I'm more likely to cut than bulk here
>>34969393my penis is too big :c
>>34969393Mmy face, I'm just gross
>>34969388just start chugging protein shakes like crazy>>34969394yay, im glad, every moid deserves to be happy>>34969396how fat r u?
>>34969393mmy hands have skinny long veiny fingers
>>34969393f i have a big forehead, and acne scars
>>34969391NtaMy autistic brother is also like this. Not about having kids but he has unrealistic expectations and refuses to do anything that doesn't serve those "perfect" goals, so he's been unemployed for almost 2 years now.On the one hand I get it like I'd rather die than compromise on certain things but I don't get why he can't just deal with working at 5 guys for a few months to make some money.
>>349694015'8" 220 lbs but I'm strongfat so I just look like I'm max 30 lbs overweight, most people won't see it.
>>349694065'8 is such a great height for a guyi bet youd look great at 300-350 lbs do u have moobs?
>>34969393I don't think I'm really embarrassed by any of it but I think my tits are gross and my labia are lopsided. Right hangs lower and is puffier. I'm also not really a fan of my eyelids.
>>34969373>Sorry, I should've said "Yes they're awful, stupid, brainless, evil, manipulative, selfish, etc." instead. That's way more scientific.That's a bit histrionic of you. You could've at least said something like "women prioritize safety when selecting a partner."
>>34969338no i am 19 M
>>34969405I assume you haven't found anything that helps. I think I was kind of in some similar perfectionist mindset from 18-24 where I would cross out girls as dateable waaaaaay too fast and then ended up not going on my first date until I was 25. I turned down some amazing girls (I woke up a week ago to a flashback of a girl who clearly liked me and I ignored her), and chased after the wrong ones for dumb reasons. Felt like the change could only come from within, but I can't replicate it in others. And it gets worse when he starts getting schizo and starts saying there's a government conspiracy to keep him single. Didn't help that another autist (but much higher functioning) he used to live with just married an 18-year-old 3 months after her birthday. But in contrast he's *only* 27. I think that marriage is doomed though.
>>34969391Like, I'm 30, and have fucked 18 year olds so I can't really talk, but man I would NOT date them. I think lowest I'd date is 21 and even that's pushing it. But at least you're telling your friend. If he wants to be stubborn, that's his problem.
>>34969393I'm covered in acne scars
All I can smell is tuna water but I'm too lazy to take the trash outside in the dark why did I do this to myself
good night anons I'm gonna go cuddle my pillow make believe it's puppygirlanon
>>34969424:0 really?
>>34969409Ew
>>34969393Mi have feminine features, like big eyes, fuller lips and a hooked nose, soft wavy hair. i really want to look more manly. i look like (O.O) i wanna be more like (-.-)
>>34969426no
>>34969420He definitely likes to complain about the government keeping him poor on purpose (can't really fault him that one's kinda true) and the evils of AI (also right) but it's like, the rest of us are just trying to eat lunch can you calm down? His inability to read the room makes us even more unsympathetic because we're tired of him yelling at us because he's angry at something else.
>>34969393MI'm circumcised
>>34969409nta but um what about 5'10?
>>34969424I'm sorry but I don't like puppygirlanon as her new name, her name is fat fetishist
>>34969427dont like it dont read it>>34969423why not just leave it right outside ur front door and take it out first thing tomorrow >>34969429(,_,) okay great>>349694325'3-5'10 is the good moid range >>34969433cani ask why
>>34969433I'm going to rape my pillow and pretend it's (You)
>>34969393M, i have a bit of underbite. I can almost never smile in photos because it makes me look so weird. i am too poor for jaw surgery. this shit has made my life miserable, i wish i had a normal jaw like all of you probably have. fuck my life
>>34969434>right outside ur front doorSo I get to clean up trash off the porch after a raccoon, opossum, rat or skunk gets into it? How would that help that's just making more work for myself.
>>34969430Yeah he sounds like my friend. He'll just open with some rant about how women cannot be trusted with the right to vote in front of a bunch of college-age girls and then 5 minutes later ask the guys, "why can't I get a girlfriend and why do I make women around me uncomfortable?"
>>34969393My pussy is so soft and delicious.
>>34969420>Didn't help that another autist (but much higher functioning) he used to live with just married an 18-year-old 3 months after her birthday. But in contrast he's *only* 27.Was it like a grooming situation?
>>34969439look at it this way, u get to help feed a lil critter a cute midnight snack and u dont have to deal w icky tuna smell for the night
>>34969440>He'll just open with some rant about how women cannot be trusted with the right to vote in front of a bunch of college-age girls and then 5 minutes later ask the guys, "why can't I get a girlfriend and why do I make women around me uncomfortable?"Oh, it's like THAT level of autistic unawareness. That sounds totally fucked.
>>34969442it was more like a weird "small town family friend arranged marriage" kind of thing but she said she was into him since she was 16.
>>34969434curse these two extra inches now I'll never get with whateverthisanonsnameisnow no matter how hairy or fat I get
>>34969443Human garbage is not a cute midnight snack. It's irresponsible and possibly harmful for the animals. Plus then I'd need to touch all the trash they removed from the bag, and get a new bag. There's literally no positives to doing that. You sound like the kind of person who doesn't follow leave no trace principles in the woods. I don't think I like you.
>>34969393MMy body has barely grown at all since 14-15
>>34969449inb4 jh
>>34969434>cani ask whyidk I started calling you that and now that's your name, it's not even supposed to be an insult desu >>34969435wow gay
>>34969448i dont even go out in the wilderness nor do i litter which seems like what ur implying -_-i can’t say i like u very much either, enjoy ur tuna smell >>34969447super tall moids like u should be with tall foidsi am not a tall foid
>>34969446Well, we'll see what happens. But if I was in that situation, I would also feel a little crazy that some dude landed an 18 year old and I couldn't but thankfully, I am not.
>>34969440Yup. I am so thankful I'm not THAT autistic. I still get unreasonably angry and have unrealistic expectations but I'm able to recognize that and keep it to myself. And take the 3rd best option instead of refusing everything that isn't perfect. I'm kind of hoping my brother gradually grows out of it but he's almost 30.
refresh the threadit's hat day :)
>>34969455ah okay ya i get what u meani dont find it insulting eitherty ur nice mwa mwa mwa
>>34969456You are suggesting that I litter Why did you even respond if you're going to be this stupid
>>34969434>5'3-5'10 is the good moid rangenice:D
>>34969456you have no idea how much I'd want a tall foid even taller than me but they just don't like me for some reason I just keep attracting short black women
I unlocked the bad ending in my life decision tree and now I’m doomed. I rejected all the girls who liked me in high school and now that I’m an adult and people aren’t forced to be around me for years at a time, I’m invisible to women who are not even slightly interested in me anymore. Hoe do I fix my karma?
>>34969460you're nice too:)
>>34969463theres a tall foid for u out theredo not give up hope!what ur ideal gf height? >>34969461the tuna fumes are making u evil..
>>34969449Hi 5'4 anon
>>34969468>the tuna fumes are making u evilWhat's your excuse for being a dumbass?
>>34969437Ogremode. Opposite for me I have an overbite and it makes my jaw look recessed
>>34969466>I rejected all the girls who liked me in high schoolbro this is me. in my defense they were chopped. i need to get my dick hard, it's not my fault
>>34969468idk like 5'7 to 6'3 but I don't care that much about this stuff that's just if I got to pick it'd be in that range probay closer to 5'10-6' really
>>34969473my lack of a big hefty husband to keep me in check :3so really its moids' faults.. lol
Kittenposter
>>34969453>M>Jh
>>34969483yeah she likes little boys
>>34969478i predict a hot tall scandinavian gf in ur future anon
>>34969468>what ur ideal gf height?NTA5'9 for sure. 5'9 girl with a body like this, i think this is reasonable. a beautiful mid and i will be happy
>>34969486Those are WAY too big for that bralette
>>34969485i hate scandinavians... :^( but thanks for the good intentions
>>34969474are you a girl? for girls it's no big deal having a recessed jaw. as a guy it does make you look weak unfortunately. But still if i had a choice, i would choose overbite over underbite. in terms of aesthetics alone, underbite looks terrible
We must stay focused, brothers.Level up and reject all thots.
>>34969486>NTA>5'9No one asked
>>34969490lol no waywhats wrong with scandinavians? uh i predict a tall french canadian girl for u then
>>34969494ok :( >>34969489yep. and they are natural, no plastic. She is perfect
>>34969491I'm a guy. With an underbite it'd be easier to pull of a chad thundercock look if your jaw and chin are at least big but how the hell would you make an overbite work?
>>34969468>>34969486also ntafor me it's 6'3"I'd ask for taller but height gets inconvenient at a certain treshold
>>34969498just too autistic for me the culture's too different I don't much care for the food and they all smell of fish and only wear woolen sweaters they're nice people but I'd rather not have anyone then live with one ABBA's and some other music of theirs is really good though I'll give them that
>>34969501i am 6'0 so 5'9 is the perfect height for a me. my oneitis was 5'9 or 5'10. she really changed my type from short to tall girls. before her i never once gave a fuck about a girl's height
>>34969500Do you also have a large nose you could aim for "rat man" there's a not small percentage of women who are into that.
>>34969486>>34969501>>34969506atoga anons want to climb their hot tall gfsvery interesting
>>34969505>ABBA'sI typed ABBA's great at first forgot to fix it
>>34969505They are the OG snow people.
>>34969508Mountains were meant to be climbed
>>34969508They're all softboi subs so it makes sense
do atoga moids enjoy being served icecream in a bowl or in a waffle cone after their dinner?
>>34969500i have a very defined jaw and chin, my jaw is big but i don't like it honestly. I think it's too big , especially if i smile or someone takes a candid photo from my side. i also have a roman nose lol. >but how the hell would you make an overbite workdepends on the severity. if it's not that bad then imo it doesn't look THAT bad and you can grow a beard to mask it too
>>34969515at home and at restaurant in a bowl on the go or the street in a cone
>>34969515Bowl? Thats way too much
Stinky femcels
I wish she was in my bed with me
>>34969514i'm a dom. i just think tall women are hot. also i'm thinking about my future children. considering that most teens and early 20s are now averaging 6ft height
>>34969522>>34969520Vague
>>34969520Sniiiifffff ahhhh delicious femcel armpit stink
I want to rub my face on a foid's hairy belly
>>34969507I do but it really only works if you have pointy defined features, I don't >>34969516>you can grow a beard to mask it tooAbout that Can't you also grow a beard to hide it somewhat
>>34969526oddly specific...
>>34969515waffle cone
is it weird i picture u all has at least fairly handsome
>>34969528>Can't you also grow a beard to hide it somewhati think that would make my jaw look even bigger. i keep my beard tapered near the chin and longer on the sides to kind of even it out a bit, does that make sense?
>>34969533Yeah, it's wishful thinking.
>>34969535whatever u say handsome ~
>>34969533No as the point of this thread is that everyone imagines everyone else as attractive, otherwise it wouldn't work, you can see that by all the rampant simping. However it's not indicative of reality, it's just your imagination.
>>34969533Im gross, im not handsome at all
>>34969534I guess, do you keep the stache longer to make your lip look more even with your chin too
>>34969533not weird. i am fairly handsome but neurodivergent
>>34969538stop itdont say that
>>34969326what is the alternative to believe in?
>>34969544That we are sex robots
>>34969541whats wrong with being neurodivergent
>>34968206In honor of 4chan's birthday, I have a question.WOmenWhat type of of woman would be impressed by the fact that I am in this photo? Could I use it to get a date with an ATTRACTIVE woman?
>>34969541Then you're not as handsome as you think
>>34969466better this way than to accept and commit to one for years until inevitable departure leaving you with a worsened mental state from the experience.
>>34969547Lol
>>34969547fucking wrong photo
>>34969546>whats wrong with being neurodivergenteverything. it ruins your life>>34969548i'm not a chad but i think i am fairly attractive for a guy
>>34969545i must be malfunctioning
>>34969553Well this is a little better than >>34969547 but no not impressiveAre you the one with the question mark on his face that looks pregnant?
>>34969553are u the hot fat one to the left :0
>>34969554If you were it'd carry you, girls would just think your weirdness is charming
>>34969393MMy body
>>34969540i do exactly that. it doesn't work perfectly but i really cannot do anything about it. wish i could go back in time and fix my bad oral posture and eating habits as a kid, too late now
That's rightIt's a Jacking Off Night
>>34969559you watch too much blackpill content. i've had girls show interest before, many times but i am too awkward to take it further than that. Even if you're a chad you still need to be able to string a sentence together, appear charming, have the logistics figured out and stuff. looking good is a very small part of the equation
>>34969557what would impress you? This?What do you WANT man?
>>34969547>ATTRACTIVE woman?What's considered "attractive" when men will stick their dick in dead animals?
>>34969565I've just seen how actually attractive autistic guys get along
>>34969568gb2/k/ FAGGOT
>>34969553i just know you're the one with the hat and sunglasses, right?
>>34969567>all those floating fat dead men in the back
>>34969567NOT being in those photos would be a start
10/10 bit that we raise young boys on stories of knightly romance only for all women to be whores.
>>34969571He's the guy in the blue NAACP hat
>>34969574Do AI niggers ever have takes worth listening to
>>34969577point proven
>>34969573but I CANT be, so what woman do I woo with this photo? I already got a small white one but she was 35 and not the hot 35 but the "damn bitch you're this old and still act like that?" 35
>>34969574>we raise young boys on stories of knightly romanceWhat? Kids don't even read anymore.
>>34969578Have you tried growing up instead of whining about how you foolishly clung to fantasy stories from your childhood
>>34968623Fucking hate it because it just happened to me.
>>34969486mid? this girl is mid?.......
>>34969584>Fell for it
>>34969574>knightly romanceWhat? All moid media is violence or autism fixation.
>>34969580>damn bitch you're this old and still act like that?That's the only kind you'll be able to attract with that photo though
They should have to let her go desu
>>34969588Just bring back the firing line
The Euro Femanon in her ivory tower.
You know what? I hate pissing
>>34969584she is. her face is average, she just has a very nice smile and her tits are massive
>>34969591We have euro femanons here?
>>34969595Maybe in like 5 more hours (EST).
>>34969587no there HAS to be some zoomer chick who watched Internet Historian and will show me her punani when I say "Yeah, I make flash movies in my free time. Want to see My Pendulum x Dead Leaves AMV? It won best in show at ALA 3"
>>34969595we don't. it's interesting how we have all types of guys here but it's the same 2,3 femanons. the fat fetish one, bluewhale wahtever her name is and that other one who occasionally comes and pretends to be cute
>>34969598I think they all orbit pol and int.
>>34969598What about me I'm here too
moids do u have back dimples?
>>34969601What
>>34969602do u have back dimples
>>34969597I guess you can lurk Twitch or Discord.I wouldn’t recommend it, as you may kill valuable brain cells…
>>34969601Never checked, I don't even know what those are anyway. I was already grown before everyone became autistic about looks.
>>34969601what the hell is that? anyway what's your cup size?
>>34969603Don't know what that is
I just want a femanon that I can cuddle and will slowly work her groin up to my face so we can both relax on the couch while I eat her out
>>34969608back dimples >>34969607a cups
>>34969610
>>34969609avg atoga anon and femanon couple
>>34969610Pink?
>>34969610Why are your tits so low on your body?
>>34969611i mean, ya >>34969612notice how he’s unhappy? its cuz shes the fat one not him
>>34969610i think i do have this? >a cupswhy does every femanon here have small tits?
>>34969604>TwitchI tried that once. I almost got AIDS>DiscordThat actually gave me AIDS and I haven't touched it for ten-odd years>>34969610so I can fit your whole tit in my mouth?Hell yeah how big are you areolas?
>>34969613>>34969618ive posted them here a long long long long time ago >>34969617cuz moids are meant to have the big cup sizes instead >:3>>34969614kek
How hard is it to find an attractive straight woman who'll get me drunk and take advantage of me in the sexy way and not the blackmail way?
>>34969619Ah, you’re a sorceress now?
>>34969624idk what that means
>>34969622Find a woman who craves you the moment she sees you.
how does it feel to hold hands with a woman? how does it feel to kiss a girl?
>>34969627Their hands are small and soft
Fat fetish anon has 75 IQ max.
God I just love women with small boobs
>>34969628nice. i've never touched a woman's hand before
>>34969629I'd estimate 85-90
>>34969629dumb girls need a moid to take care of them :,[paw paw paw
>>34969629I would not willingly be a passenger if she was driving
>>34969627I don’t know that feel, bro.png> FeelsSadMan
>>34969634ive tried to take an iq onlne test before and then it didnt tell me i had to pay for my results so now i'll never know>>34969637LOL i have zero tickets and 0 fines i do drive w headphnes on tho ive heard thats bad but its given me no issues :P
>>34969629i hope she is atleast somewhat attractive
>>34969639>drive with headphones onThat's literally illegal. Way to prove my point.
>>34969626how can I tell? I've never had a woman hit on me to the point where i noticed
>>34969640Bad news on that front
>>34969640She's an ftm bro
>>34969644Sometimes that's better.t. the last 3 girls I noticed hitting on me were already on a relationship and just looking to monkey branch or just ego boost
>>34969643i hope a hot fat cop pulls me over and searches me up and down >>34969640what the other anons said.. (U_U)
>>34969644She just has that look… you’ll know.
>>34969647>>34969646>ftmno no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>34969652wait whats that mean can i get an example>>34969647was*
>>34969638i've never seen a vagina before. i've heard it's soft and smells good.
>>34969655Kys simp
fat fetish femanon is pretty nice though.
>>34969651>*Roundest cop you've ever seen pulls you over, spits his dip so far it clears the entire road* "Now go ahead and put both hands on the hood little missy"
>>34969662I liked it better yesterday when everyone was bullying her
>>34969659simp? i don't even know her lol. i was picturing a cute girl with a fat fetish instead it's some ftm tranny
>>34969612looks like a fatter version of my ex but she didn't even hug me like this when sleeping
>>34969666im not a tranny anymore :/>>34969663thanks for the character ai prompt idea
>>34969666Stop picturing terminally online fetishists as cute girls then, low IQ simp
lower case on lower case violence
Men, what's something nice you can post for fat fetish femanon?Maybe your big guts and lumpy sagging skin?
>>34969672I'm skinny, she'd never like me.
>>34969672Nothing, I've been working hard to remove all that fat and gain muscle.Cry in horror fat fetishist.
>>34969547based as furak
ive always been open abt being ugly and my complete lack of male attention, idk why anyone would think im not ugly>>34969674im out of tears to cry>>34969673i like skinny moids too
femanons, is it weird if i send stickers or cute gifs like this? will it give you the ick
>>34969678My gf likes it when I do it
>>34969676>i like skinny moids tooThats not what the evidence suggests
>>34969675back when you could have fun at a LAN
>>34969683i mean i like all moids, i just fancy fat ones the most
>>34969676>like skinny moids too>My future husband WILL be 280+
>>34969686u can like ppl in platonic ways
>>34969685Fat or PHAT?Lulz
someone asking a genuine question: 0 You'sfat fetish larping femanon :10^100^100 You's
>>34969609Yeah, that's pretty fun. Had that a few times this week.
>>34969694how was ur day anon?
>>34969695>>34969676>i am fat and i have a lot of sex!!!!1
>>34969698why ami tagged inthis
>>34969699because fat
>>34969698Yeah, and you guys don't. Haha
>>34969702confused face <- me rn
>>34969704HAHAHA!
>>34969533When reading any post made by a female, I always picture them as either a cute emo girl, or a cute fujoshi (or, if the post is of top notch quality - both)Reason 6 as to why I hate women who needlessly post they're faces on the internet: They break the illusion that i'm not wasting my time
menu are offered 1 free sexwat do u do?
>>34969707If only the moids here were attractive.
>>34969709Nothing is ever free.Especially not for fat and balding guys.
>>34969711stop being mean
>>34969695Why are you ruining my imagination?
>>34969709I have sex?What else, dumb ass fucking question
>>34969713>>34969714No. Moids need to take a chill pill.
>>34969709I would ask Elizabeth Olsen.
>>34969717moids need to take a fat pill
>>34969709>1 free sexWith whom, by whom?
>>34969709if she looks like this, then yea else no
>>34969576How do you know this?
>>34969719Yeah moids! Show us your round tummies and wrinkly double chins!
>>34969709double it and give it to the next person
>>34969722He's in both photos and centered in the first
>>34969709Can I trade it in for ice cream?
>>34969720whoever u choose
>>34968264brownies
>>34969708White grills like anime?
>>34969696my day was okay. i feel the default answer to whenever anyone asks how i am is " going okay " because they don't really care it just a formality where I am becoming numb to. I've been working from home a lot recently which is self-isolating behaviour, it has been a month since someone I cared about told me to not talk to them anymore and it has been longer still where everything feels off, my day was okay just like every other day for the past 2 years. How was your day?
>>34969728Then I have to initiate this shit too. Hard pass.
>>34969726nope sry take it or leave it
>>34969730Saar
>>34969709Decline. I dont see the point of sex unless the girl actualy likes you. Thats what makes sex different from masturbation. The power of love >>34969730Anyone with a soul likes cool cartoons
>>34969733Leave it then. Not really interested in sex outside of a romantic partner. That's just masturbation with extra steps.
>>34969730hello rajesh. want bobs n vagene?
>>34969735So hiring hookers while married is ok?
>>34968396Yes
LadiesI want to stick my head up Yui's skirt and dieWhich one of you look like Yui?
wtf? why is there this hat thing on all 4chan posts? am i hacked???wtf
>>34969735True true.
>>34968637Nobody gives a shit.Suck my pussy, fag.
>>34969738What would be the point of that if you have a girl that likes you already
>>3496820620 years later why does the girl I lost my virginity to still treat me like her on call video?Even overheard her joking that all she has to do is hold my hand for a bit and I fall in love with her again. Surely after all these years there's a part of her that genuinely loves me or something right? Cos the time since had a gf or pursued someone it would always make her get weird and annoyed
>>34968691No he is very killable because you could just tell him to swim in quicksand.
>>34969741Why are you so paranoid wtf is your problem
>>34968748>and not even autisticI think you need to reevaluate yourself, moid. That's very autistic.
>>34968772That's severely autistic but yes. If there was one hurdle to making major progress with you and nothing else in the relationship felt redeemable, it seems valid to find someone else.
>>34969750sorry. i should've been having sex with my gf rn if i had one, but i don't. instead i'm here because i have nothing else to do
>>34969755Having nothing else to do is a bad excuse for being stupid and overly fearful
>>34969756sorry :( i'm dumb and useless i know. i wont bother you again
>>34969160>what do you want from them?What do men even bring to the table?
>>34969758I'm just saying seeing birthday hats and going "is this an attack on me" is fucking insane anon. You might want to talk to a psychologist.
>>34969273Always yes. I've never seen one not devolve into paraphernalia play and get weird.
>>34969382Probably not. Seems unlikely.
>>34969708>liking fujos>thinking fujos are cutekys fag
>>34969758Just a 4chan thing.Don’t worry too much about it. Nothing malicious.
>>34969389Pookie is getting a spanking for making the water bad for the animals.
>>34969762i know man, i'm just retarded what can i say. Lack of pussy has made me this way
>>34969466Autism diagnosis
>>34969754i guess so, i just see others doing things along the same path but in the right order now and it is all well and good - maybe it was just doomed from the blinders focused to that one hurdle instead of working with alternatives.
>>34969765indulgent girls are cute thats just the way it is anon
men would u date a girl who wore height extendors in her shoes
>>34969774Why
>>34969760I bring puns. I know, I know, form an orderly line ladies, please.
>>34969775its a hypothetical maybe she just wants to date u idk
>>34969776*headpats*
recommend me another version of the bible to read that isnt the protestant KJV or NIV. also, no apocrypha, i already read that on my own.
>>34969760money, cock, humor, genetically fit offspring. other stuff. all theoretical of course.
>>34969773we really need to delete moids like this off the face of the earth
Do i have Erectile dysfunction? I lose my erection if i stand up or change positions, i need hand stimulation to get hard, i cannot cum with my non dominant hand. did i fuck my dick up?
>>34969782It's just the same fucking shit again.
>>34969786All I did was like girls who are passionate and they hated me for it
so men likes yaoi girls but women never like yuri men?
>>34969787Yeah, that sounds like a fucked up dick. Usually guys complain about it being like a kickstand and have problems peeing with boners. But I guess you don't have those problems either.
>>34969791>so men likes yaoi girlsthose aren't real men
>>34969792peeing with a boner is hard, i can do it but it takes a long time
>>34969774I don’t see the problem ?
moids, would u date a girl like grimes?foids, would u date a guy like elon?
did anyone here play the game Pandemonium on their pc/playstation 1? i randomly thought about it, i loved that game as a kid.
>>34969797no idea what grimes is like as a person
>>34969797litwho 1 and lithwo 2
>>34969800Heard of it, never played it.PS1 fo lyfe!
>>34969803There's a point where you pretending to be nonchalant and detached from the general world just makes you look absolutely retarded, anon, and I'm afraid you're past that point, might want to dial it back a little.
>>34969797>foids, would u date a guy like elon?I'd rather put a rusty screw beneath my toenail and kick a door.
>>34969800nope. the only games i played as a kid were GTA and nfs most wanted 2005. nfs mw is still the GOAT videogame to me, the blacklist, the music....fuck man i wish i could go back in time
>>34969791I'd imagine its the same principle that leads to things like the popularity of tomboys among men exceeding the popularity of traps among women - but I doubt that "women never liking yuri men" is an actual phenomenon>>34969794Source?
Do liquor stores generally sell condoms?Is there a size system for condoms? Do you have to buy x size for a 7 inch penis for example?
>>34969810Just go to a 24 hour Walmart, lmao.
>>34969810>Do liquor stores generally sell condoms?Most do, yes. Most liquor stores - not ABC stores in the US - function like convenience stores and carry plenty of paraphernalia.>Is there a size system for condoms?Sort of, but the metrics aren't vastly different. The biggest is in length, with girth typically being in the same realm across all condoms. Even Magnums are more about comfort than actually having a huge dick.
>>34969810What Dude just go to CVS
>>34969819Magnums are just a marketing gimmick "if you buy these people will think you have a huge dick."
men do u find nose bleeds grosswhat if u were kissing ur gf and she got oneno its not related to u or the kiss its ranom
>>34969830neurotic post, if my gf asked this, I'd contemplate breakup to return to my solitude of peace.
men what ifu found out a femanon was living under ur bed
>>34969833I would bonk her.
I just know this garbage new Firefox interface is designed by a woman. Everything is so fucking round and safe and useless. It's like they're hedging against accusations of UI racism or something. Fuck women for having done this and FUCK California.
>>34969835ow why
>>34969805which one of these faggots am I supposed to worship?
a man has never put his hand on my waist :[
>>34969836>Thinks one person was in charge of that and not a teamUh bud, no.
>>34969568Him calling you a starfish doesn't imply you're also dead.>whats wrong with being neurodivergentYou end up here.
>>34969843Chad wins again
>>34969843You'd scream bloody murder if one did.
>>34969830I used to get random nose bleeds ALL the time. I'm familiar with those. Just stick a wad of tissue up there.
>>34969822They are slightly girthier, but I assume it's not even noticeable for actually thick guys. They're within an inch of each other.
>>34969839Just to be sure she ain’t evil, huehuehue.
>>34969797She's cute, but too idpol for me.
>>34969774Sure, would you date a guy that does the same?
>>34969856They both know about 4chan.
>>34969797>a girl like grimesI don't know what she's like but she chose to have a relationship with Elon so I don't imagine she's a nice person.
>>34969859yes but i'd prefer he just be honest w himself and his heighti have nothing against short guys>>34969850did u get them in ur left nostril only?>>34969847no id just be surprised at first, id assume he mistaken me for someon else
>>34969861So does AOC
>>34969861The hacker group?
>>34969782NASB
BV and fat fetishist should get together just pretend bv is a moid shouldn't be hard at that mass they usually can't find their penis
>>34969861My parents know about 4chan
>>34969868i'd rather be with a skinny guy than a woman
>>34969865Huh?>>34969864Oh yeah…lol
You know, there is something incredibly hot about young women whoring each other out to men.
>>34969872Most famous people know 4chan.
>>34969872What do they think of it?
>>34969873But you would be with a man
>>34969863>did u get them in ur left nostril only?Yes. I think I had an weak internal nasal wall after a machine shop metal lathe accident in school. The spontaneous nosebleeds seem to have mostly stopped now I but I had them for years and years and years.
>>34969797>grimesI love a lot of her music.But I think she is kind of stupid and not in an endearing way at all.
>>34969876*wipes forehead*Sweet Jesus…!
>>34969881thats so creepy i also only get it in my left 0_0>>34969879so?
>>34969885Then it's decided: bv is your new boyfriend
>>34969887im not a lesbian!!!!
>>34969885>thats so creepySorry.
>>34969850you need a humidifier retard
>>34969889no ur not creepy, i mean our shared experience is creepy like acreeepy coincidence
>>34969876E-girls all have the same face now
Should I as a man who is nearly 40 get into cuckqueeaning?
>>34969893Yes queen, transpride!
>>34969878I'm pretty sure they think the whole site is /x/
>>34969894Not in that way. lol
>>34969897oh okay, laying low huh.You'll crack that egg when you're ready.
>>34969888We know, your bf is in fact a maleoid
Turns out I was using my nicotine gum wrong.
coochies are getting pounded, dicks are getting sucked and yet here i am....
>>34969908>18 naked femanons in the showers at clam ranch
>>34969844Someone or a group of people definitely pushed for this trooned out design with ping and orange gradients.
Is this a male BPD anthem?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNXoEhcz8z4
>>34969751>I think you need to reevaluate yourself, moid. That's very autistic.I've had psych evals and I'm ADHD, not ASD. I don't think he's autistic because he picks up on social cues faster than most people, and doesn't have issues with eye contact, or sensory weirdness. He's just a loser.
