> be me, 32 year old unemployed anon> zero career aura, currently rawdogging life with no job> going back to the academic trenches for the 5th time> this time we're maxxing the IT degree skill tree> chat, is there still time to secure a female companion and drop a sequel?> wait, hear me out> I have negative sun damage because my goon cave has no windows and I refuse to touch grass> I unironically get facials and have been looksmaxxing my skincare routine> people literally think I'm 18, maybe early 20s if they squint> 26 is the average NPC guess when I actually leave the houseif I secure this IT bag via LARP at Community College and keep my skin on prestige mode, can I still achieve a W rizz ending and reproduce with a looksmatch?or is my bloodline permanently cooked and its over?
I'm six years your junior and found this zoomer bullshit unfucking readable. What the fuck are you asking for?
>>34969759what are you emulating the boomers or something chud? like peep your aura with some vibes lil rizzler you need to maxx your mewing streak.
>>34969768I was genuinely asking, but doubling down on the tardation works too. Grown ass man.
>>34969759OP, like every other garden variety millennial unc, wants you to entertain his delusion that he still looks like a teenager and thus can still get girls.
>>34969772ok fossil boomer deadalive no cap y33t skirt if you can't zoom zoom rizzology 101
>>34969759Wtf are you talking about I understood all of this perfectly and I am older than you.
>>34969777yes so is there hope for me?
>>34969745Who’s paying for it? What do your parents say?
>>34969745I checked it out and yeah you end up with Maria and you f each other's brains out and you provide her the home she's always wanted, the support she's always needed, and the balance communication that's been restored once she got her ass in motion. Rainy days where she lounges and reads a book while you work in the garage, ordering a pizza and watching a movie on the projector, grabbing a game off the shelf popping it in, followed by popping another thing in. Physical love and lust. You travel the world. Anything and everything you've ever wish to do you get to do, and she still thankful that you provide that opportunity and is so lucky to be with you.
>>34969929what does that have to do with this ?
>>34969932maria is she catholic or something? cite your sources nigga dont fk with the boys now.
>>34969937Too much source. I'll give her ALL OF IT holding her hands above her head as I press her against the front door and kiss her.
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>>34969745Please don't reproduce.
>>34969932>checked former crushes IG the other day>(she ended up letting me down lightly over the phone 14 years ago)>is named Maria>is doing this with another guyI've got to fucking kill myself. I have to. It's so over
>>34969958Its chill. I'll make her a full moon
>>34970112why do you say that you dumb cunt
>>34970137Okay well you have nothing to do with my Maria. >>34970112Of course we're going to do that
>>34970112im white its my right to reproduce and colonize you fuckers
>>34970353Ok mike
>32 years old>Still writes like a retarded faggot NGMI
>>34969745IT is really bad, go to communications and meet real women there, you will have a jack of all trades job to get any position in any company.
>>34970471All millennials type like that
>>34970471I cant blame you for not knowing this wasnt written by him
>>34970599Shes a zoomer
>>34970575nice try, i already got an MBA fully going the general route and it did nothing for an incel- so now im going the specialized route of IT its only thing that seems to maybe right for an autist sperg with no life and no friends and no girlfriend but really good skin have you been looksmaxxing bro wooohhh looks who edging, its Bateman!!
