Bear with me guys because this shit is real. So apparently I have a really shitty and near useless superpower.Whenever I grasp onto the head of someone with both my hands and ask them to imagine something, 9/10 times I can correctly guess exactly what they imagined and tell them what they were thinking about.But the more I do it, the shittier and less accurate the mind reading gets.So far I've only done this about 20-30 times, but seeing the results I am thoroughly convinced this is some secret esoteric knowledge that the government is hiding from us, and I accidentally discovered.What do I do guys? Should I tell somebody?All questions are welcome. And if it matters, I'm an asian dude in my 20's that plays vidya and faps all the time. So why I can even do this is a mystery to me.
And people let you rub your jack off hand in their hair?
I highly encourage you to test your superpower on random strangers in public transport.
It also works when I put both of my hands in someone's mouth. I have tested the limits of this power so if you wish to know more, I'll happily oblige.
>>34970330Maybe I can ask people to pay me for it lol
>>34970324Yes.
>>34970306>What do I do guys? Should I tell somebody?Tell a psychiatrist.
>>34970306You should open a school for gifted youngsters.
Easy. You're an NPC and hanging out with NPCs.
>>34970306Oh yeah? What am I thinking right now?
>>34970306That happens when you have 10 or more iq points on someone. They're like very simplistic machines to you. What they will say is very predictable.
And how did you learn to do it, or how did you know you could?
Thats hard to test mate.
>>34970993Your thinking about some random bullshit.
Grasping their heads with both hands isn't necessary for this
i remember when i was a kid we used to have someone think of a number and then press the finger pads, not like the finger tips like the middle extension pads until we found a number in the capillaries and in my experience that number was always righti don't think reading minds is actually helpful btw inside thoughts aren't that consequential
>>34970306No, you can't
>>34970306Wrong board, go to /x/ instead.
>>34970306yes.you best simply do it in front of peope who are believers and into magick and the occult.like this your powers are to grow. this is simple mechanics.
>>34970338>>34970306i fully believe you. i think there is some level of autistic pattern recognition where you can read someones mind from tiny detailed on their face, their smell, their sweat, how tidy they are, every tiny detail like some kind of deterministic shit. you can see that. it;s hard to latch on to and you get more inaccurate because it's a subconscious thing. make a youtube channel doing it with a body cam or head cam on. you will become a millionaire and maybe get a high paying job working with government interrogators.
>>34970306>The more I do it the more my accuracy tanks and somehow this doesn't prove that I'm not actually psychic
What do you mean the accuracy has tanked? Like what exactly are they thinking of, and how are you getting it wrong?
>>34970306Don’t go to /x/. That would actually be worse than here because the Christian’s there will bully you away. You need to be trained by an actual psychic who knows Telekinesis and/or psychometry. Look one up and go train in the way of the True Master. You have my blessing…
