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Hallelujah we've been saved
>>34971683moids, would u take kitty's paw? even if you dont know what adventures kitty may lead u to?
>>34971691Every time.
>>34971691No its got its claws
>>34971690>moids, would u take kitty's paw? even if you dont know what adventures kitty may lead u to?I find it very hard to say no to a cat.
Women, would you date a guy who smokes cigarettes
>>34971691I'd slam that little fucker up against the wall.
>>34971701No.
>>34971701>Women, would you date a guy who smokes cigarettesABSOLUTELY NOT.
Men, why don't you just stop living if you're only going to be horrible examples of humans?
Thinking about getting another dog. Want to help me pick one?
>>34971701Yeah
Stormclouds, fire and steelDeath from above make their enemy kneelShining armour and wingsDeath from above, it's an army of kings
>>34971717How many do you have man
>>34971717Sure, what options are you looking at anon?
>>34971703evil moids reek of pee!
>>34971701as long as its not indoors
Women are you jus a guuurl
>>34971691Nope.
Whats the difference between this general and the other?
>>34971702I only know this song because of Dragon Quest fans using it to make fun of Smash Bros fans and it's all I can associate with.
>>34971717woof!
>>34971728NTAFuck off, you already have your own thread to bitch about abortion and eating meat.
>>34971691no kitties are evil and they hate me despite the fact I have never done anything wrong to any of them
>>34971734This one is better
>>34971734If you want atoga activities you go here If you want to argue about rape abortion and veganism you got to the other one
>>34971734I'm just waiting in both to see which one the mods remove.
>>34971691I would follow it to the ends of the earth.
>>34971728seconding don't really care about animals part thoughbeit
My boyfriend’s mom babies him and also hates me. Idk what to do about it. I’m about to tell my boyfriend not to accept any financial assistance from her anymore and I’ll just help pay for shit (really it’s her husband’s money anyways). Any ideas on how I can get back at her?
I am in a rotten ass mood. No questions for women at this time.
>>34971727I'm just joking, I'm very gentle with animals. I don't know why I like to say stuff like that, it pisses my mom off when I do it. I mainly say it about our one cat, if you so much as touch him he'll start tapping you and clawing at you until you give him a full petting session. I'll sit down next to him and absentmindedly pet him and then he'll get up and start clawing at me until he gets attention. But he's an old man with kitty arthritis so I'm always careful with him.
>>34971756What happened
>>34971754Sounds like you also baby your boyfriend tbqh.
>>34971756assrot is a serious health issue and you should see a medical professional immediately
>>34971754Fuck her husband and have is baby
>>34971754I need more information, why doesn't she like you?
>>34971754Dating the momma's boy
>>349717220. I put my old dog down yesterday. She was 17.>>34971725Looking at shelters. I kinda like this guy.
>>34971762I read 4chan.org at work on a day where I already woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
I want a gay husband I hate being a foid.
>>34971754Yeah, alienate a man from his mother. That will definitely make you the good guy.
>>34971771Ngl the way people just get new dogs to replace their old dead ones over and over is pretty macabre
>>34971756Understandable
>>34971765She’s and her husband’s is like 70>>34971763Nah I don’t have a job right now, so my contribution to the household is cleaning cooking etc. I overheard her talking on the phone with my boyfriend saying that “she doesn’t do shit all day anyways” when telling him that I should have reminded him to take his medicine. What a stupid cunt
>>34971771Damn that's a big boi.
>>34971728Your thread is shit. Suck my dick.
>>34971774You do know you can still get a beard as a foid right?I'm sure there are a ton of gay dudes that need fake wives in order to hide the fact they are gay.
>>34971772oh you're a manchild that can't control himself nevermind!
>>34971771>>34971717What activity level are you comitting to?Daily walks? Around the block? Or none?
>>34971780You sound pleasant
>>34971783Go to the other one they seem to be fond of cows and hogs there
>>34971768Yep and she’s his only kid. So it’s even worse.>>34971766Idk I’ve never done anything to her or have I said anything rude to her. She’s mad I’m not reminding my bf to take his nightly medication and she said “I don’t do shit all day”. Her husband cheated on her years ago so I think she moved all affection from her husband onto her son (my bf). Kind of hope she dies
>>34971786That's quite the leap. What makes you say that?
>>34971791No. I'm bumping this one so they delete yours.
>>34971754Have a baby with him and give it a few years, she'll change her tunes. I am not joking.
>>34971793>She’s mad I’m not reminding my bf to take his nightly medication and she said “I don’t do shit all day”Why don't you remind him? Do you have a job?
>>34971771Can you afford to feed him? And is there room to exercise him where you live? Mastiffs can be enormous.
>>34971776Is a dude supposed to be controlled by his mom going into old age?
>>34971771>yesterday Jesus man give it a couple of months out of respect.Mufasa looks like a good boy though.
Femanons, are you okay with being a stay at home mom? What about home schooling your children?
I worry about the fatfetishist do you think she'll ever find true love she seems sweet albeit a bit mental but who on here isn't
>>34971717If it were up to me, I'd get a border collie.
>>34971805She'll be fine, she's in her early twenties. She should probably spend less time here though.
>>34971804No and no.
>>34971803I'm not being a gf unless moids get their shit together. They can chase my fat ass all they want.
>>34971805She'd feed you until you died and then jill off at your funeral. Don't waste your time worrying for her.
>>34971777I usually wait a few weeks but if I’m being honest I’d been expecting her to go “any day now” for the last two years. All my other dogs growing up were a much harder decision. A surgery that’s going to cost too much, diminishing quality of life to keep them going for a few sick months of cancer, but this one just couldn’t get up one day and basically told me it was time. That made it easier.
>>34971805She's straight up fuked in she head
What if I show interest or and she thinks it's lovebombing? Am I supposed to not show any interest for like 5 dates?
>>34971780>>34971754How are you going to help him pay for shit if you don't have a job?The best way to get back at her is to not get back at her at all. Just be better than her.
>>34971805She's probably not going to find a fat man in here. You guys are all crackheads.
>>34971789She’s disrespectful and only ever talks to me when the conversation is her son. I just don’t like her>>34971797I’m not letting her visit often if I have a kid with him. The last thing I need is a MIL breathing down my neck telling me what a terrible job I’m doing as a mom. She’ll get treated exactly how she’s treating me right now, which is like shit
>>34971805I'm genuinely completely normal
>>34971801>controlledAnd where did you get that from the post?
>>34971820This is the bf that is addicted to porn right
>>34971816>What if I show interest or and she thinks it's lovebombing?Then you're probably not compatible.>Am I supposed to not show any interest for like 5 dates?No, that's retarded. Playing games or beating around the bush like that amounts to nothing more than poor communication and just wastes time.
>>34971787My back yard is half an acre. I go in a woods a lot. I prefer low energy. I used to keep the spazoids because nobody else ever wanted them but now I just want something chill.
Women, thoughts on this game?https://youtu.be/mybfeK1cofc
>>34971816What kind of deranged black and white thinking is this?
>>34971798I did remind him but he didn’t take it. Am I supposed to nag incessantly?
in the interest of the war on chud thread i will now be answering all non-chudly questions promptly until im off my phone which will be awhile probably!!
>>34971813(>_>) not a nice thing to say abt a person>>34971811terrible mischaracterization of me
>>34971830Why isn't he taking it? I guess if you told him you can't really be expected to do more, you're not his caretaker.
>>34971820I know you're just venting, but that woman is going to be your kids' grandma someday. Do not stoop to her level and fling shit back at her. Just keep her visits to a minimum.I don't think it'd be inappropriate for you to have a very candid conversation with your boyfriend about how you won't accept his mother badmouthing you constantly.
>>34971804I think if I were to have kids I would want to be a stay at home mom. But I wouldn't homeschool. Homeschooled kids are always weird and I'm not confident in my ability to teach them math past a middle school level. My kids would go to preschool and get properly socialized. No daycare though. They can't be away from me or someone I would trust with my life until they can speak and tell me what's happening when I'm not with them.
>>34971827Older doge or medium sized at most for you then. No larges.
>>34971829Bitches be crazy nowadays
>>34971804this is a decision i could only make once i know the man i'm with
>>34971827>but now I just want something chill.(NTA) Labradors are quite claim.
>>34971833How's that bussy game?
>>34971846>quite claim*quite calm
>>34971846Are you trying to sabotage himI know some very not chill labs
Oh goodness.
>>34971822lol
>>34971847i dont know, do you think the bussy talent tree is worth investing XP into? ive been farming crafting minigames so i have a lot of points but i havent spent any of them yet tqbh
>>34971840I was homeschooled. But my mom had a teaching degree.>>34971845Chad, your ideal husband.
Pavlov conditioning Puppygirl to love normal sized men!
>>34971861chad is not a real concept anon
Do women think martial arts are cringe?
>>34971824 I’m not the same anon
>>34971859You're already in the twink class so might as well
>>34971865no, theyre cool. bragging about it to seem tough is cringe tho. its about whether ur full of urself or not
>>34971854NO LARGES
>>34971771>>34971854Don’t get your heart set on one first. Go to the shelter in-person.
>>34971863Your ideal mate.
>>34971866So you don't actually hate the bf himself, just his mom getting in the way
>>34971865If they like you, no. If they’re getting tired of you, yes. That goes for basically anything you enjoy.
>>34971838You’re right I’m just venting. I’d never say any of this to him ever. I’m just an anti social woman and I don’t understand why women have to play these social hierarchy mind games. It hurts my feelings
>>34971861>I was homeschooled And you're here. Kinda proves my point lol.
If chad doesn't exist then how am I alive?
>>34971867only if i transmog my armor class so i can get twink faction questlines, otherwise i'm still an unspecialized foid. not really sure what subclass i'm going for but the flexibility is nice while it lasts
>>34971870Don’t tell me what to do>>34971871Too late
>>34971881Yeah and you weren't and you're here.
>>34971804It’s my dream. But idk if I should homeschool when they are young or when they’re in high school. If I homeschool when they are young they’ll miss out on important social skill building with strangers. If I homeschool when they’re older, that’ll encourage them to stay away from degeneracy and social media, but they might resent me for that.
>>34971865No I think they're cool but they get a bad rap because of a certain type of guy who is casually interested in them but is a pompous asshole, or the type of guy who makes it his whole personality.
Going to smoke an unreasonable amount of marijuana this evening.
>>34971873yea theres no such thing. idk why guys are so fixated on the idea of all things being better than other things. theres good stuff and bad stuff and everything is mixed.
>>34971888I think the kids chances are a lot better if they go to school and make normal friends.If they're homeschooled they're guaranteed to be weird.
>>34971895This. They may get better grades but homeschooled kids never really go through the bullying phase and end up doing weirdo off the wall shit. They kind of seem happier for it though to be honest.
>>34971887You asked me to tell you what to do!!!
FI think I'm too shy and autistic for hinge. I have a lot of likes but the idea of sustaining conversation over text and in person is terrifying. I've also spent the last few years essentially bedridden so I don't have much to say about myself. What do
>>34971885Oh well in that case the bussy skill tree is locked behind the moid race you'll have to pick a different one. Dump points into rack and grind simps for money
>>34971895Meh, we were part of a homeschooling co-op group growing up and it feels like everyone there is doing better than me now. My point is, I'm not a good bench mark for what a homeschooler is like.
>>34971894Absolutism is what stops you from getting eaten by lions from saying there are good lions and bad lions and everything in-between.
>>34971898I don’t care! He’s perfect!
We've passed the other thread in reply count good job lads
>>34971897I should clarify that I'm okay with them being "weird" in a quirky personality and niche interests sense but I'd want them to be socially functional.
>>34971905Uh oh, you’ve posted him twice. >inb4 i go evil mode and reserve him before you just for the lulz
>>34971902>homeschooling co-op groupThat sounds like absolute hell
>>34971900contrary to popular belief the bussy skill tree is actually available to all races, it's just that the moid race has a subclass built around it while the foid race only has a few optional proficiency bonuses.
>>34971911Oh no, a whole bunch of stay at home moms with hardworking fathers who socialize their kids. The horror.
>>34971904what the fuck are you talking about
>>34971902>homeschooling co-op groupThat's just school with extra steps
>>34971906Mission accomplished.
>>34971911How so? I can't imagine it was any worse than regular school. Really it didn't feel all that different than college, go in for a lecture and spend the rest of the week studying and doing homework at home. Complete with retard ass teachers that know fuck all about the subject matter so you just have to figure that shit out on your own.People always talk about how college is so different than school, but for me it felt the exact same.
>>34971899You probably need to relearn how to have conversations. But dating apps are also the beat method for this because then you have low risk moids to discard if you fail at the conversation.
>>34971912Foids get the weaker buttstuff tree. Bussy is exclusive to the moids and they get the unique prostate nut spell when they unlock it
>>34971910I always wanted an Akita but they’re never in shelters. Definitely renaming him though.
>>34971899Maybe stop talking about yourself so much
>>34971922Best*Ughhhh
>>34971917We only went once a week. All the teachers with other kid's parents (mostly moms, I think I had two male teachers there). My mom thought some of the classes I was in.
>>34971804i was homeschooled and people smell it on me like its skunk spray anon theres no way its good for the mind. id teach my kids things myself but send them to normal school
>>34971913Yeah that sound fucking awful I want my KIDS to be able to socialize properly I didn't say I wanted to. Presumably the moms all take turns teaching or teach different subjects. Now I'm having to interact with other people's kids? And their parents? For free? Fuck that.
>>34971899What do you like? Tell me
>>34971921No I mean for me as the parent not for the kids. Sounds like it could get real cliquey real fast. I sense drama in the home school co-op scene.
>>34971925>LucianoYou don’t want your dog named like he’s your latin lover?
>>34971924sure but the foid buttstuff tree actually branches into the main erotic skill tree as well, the synergy between the skills really amplifies overall effectiveness
>>34971921>Really it didn't feel all that different than college, go in for a lecture and spend the rest of the week studying and doing homework at home90% of school before adulthood has fuck all to do with the actual course work and material
>>34971930Nta but the things that happened to me in school were absolutely disastrous for my mind
>>34971931>I want my KIDS to be able to socialize properlyFor sure lord of the flies is much better for kids.
>>34971933I guess to some extent there is. No more than an average workplace though. You'd have to ask my mom, she knows more about it.
>>34971936You'll have to explain what you mean to me. Like I said, I never went to public school.
>>34971928Are you saying your mom went to school with you
>>34971937the homeschool groups i got sent to were really bad dude. at least you got to watch spongebob and use an iphone and not feel like you dont even understand the world everyone else is from
>>34971939If I could stomach public school just about anyone can.>>34971941I have no coworkers. I'm not risking it lol.
>>34971948>If I could stomach public school just about anyone can.So now we’ve gone from public school is superior to public school can be survived.
>>34971946No, she taught. It's a co-op, so parents who wanted to participate had to teach some of the classes.
>>34971935Right but the buttstuff tree isn't nearly as powerful as the bussy tree by itself. And you can dump those points you'd have used into something else anyways. Like Poor JH might've had enough for c cups if she didn't spend so many on her butthole
>>34971934Nah. Normally I think people who name dogs after anime characters is cringe but I feel like it works when it’s a Japanese breed.>God damn it Naruto!>Goku! Get your paws off the counter!>No no no no no no no Naruto! Let go of dads slipper!Kek. That sounds dope.
>>34971951It is superior for socialization. No guarantees on the quality of teaching that varies by school. It's a completely pleasant experience but it's sure better than homeschooling.
>>34971944It's just training to integrate you into society at large, wake up early, commute, have your routine, listen to authority and the law, interact with your peers and navigate social dynamics with small and large groups, have your work and your deadlines made by your boss regardless of what that work actually is
I can never take the "homeschooled kids are weird!!!" shit seriously because have you taken a look at public school's kids in the last 10 years?
>>34971957You gotta name him Reinhard then.
>>34971963Fucking peak
>>34971959>It is superior for socializationNo, it’s lord of the flies.
>>34971961"Kids these days" aah post
>>34971961Homeschooled kids are several more layers of socially awkward.
>>34971961>have you taken a look at public school's kids in the last 10 years?I'm 34 and don't have kids. Why would I have.
Straight women, do you think your life would be better as a lesbian?
>>34971960I've always done fine at work and with interacting professionally with people, I've been driving for 8 years now and never got so much as a parking or speeding ticket. I'm just no good at making friends.
>>34971957>Master Roshi! No humping! Bad!
>>34971922I feel like I need a template or a flow chart to help me. That's true but it doesn't make it any less scary. Will they be used to women doing this? How to break it off if I do not wish to speak to them any longer, just be direct?>>34971926I don't. I don't like talking about myself that much and would prefer to be an active listener. But this is a forum where we ask each other things so I do>>34971932I like stupid internet stuff and lots of medical/adjacent topics. And I read a lot of fiction books. I realized that I am quite boring and don't have many hobbies or life experiences compared to others.
men, would you date a former horse girl? it never goes away it just lurks in the shadows.
>>34971966I read Lord of the flies. It's really REALLY not. I got bullied in middle school and my takeaway was "these people are idiots". I even got in a physical fight with a girl who was much bigger than me. I ate lunch in a stairwell alone my senior year. I STILL would rather send my kids to public school than homeschool them. What the fuck happened to you that made you like this?
>>34971974Yes. The best method is to be direct so you can experience how rude males are when they get rejected.
>>34971971>Straight women, do you think your life would be better as a lesbian?NO.
>>34971976Yeah. I rode horses when I was little.
I bought a vape, for the first time in a long time, I mainly just use zyns now. But you know what I miss most about vaping? Blowing smoke rings, it's so damn fun.
>>34971976Fuck no. My dad always said never date a horse girl. She will never love you as much as the horse. Then one day you wake up and you’re commuting an hour and a half to work because you live in the sticks so you can earn an extra $15k a year to service the second mortgage you had to take out to build the riding arena and buy the fancy trailer and then the god damn thing up and dies of colic and she’s all mopey and shit and then one day you come home and she’s back from the auction and she was only going to get one but this other one was there and nobody wanted it and it came from the prison rehab program and since it’s a Mustang adoption you need to build a six foot fence and can never sell it and then you realize that it has never ever been more over.
>>34971951It superior if you want to raise a normal person and someone who works in society. Most people who go to pubic schools do fine career wise later in life and there's really no need to have hordes of super nigger academics clawing for the top spots in universities anyways. If your kid is smart then you'll see that reflected in their work and you can build that but they're no point in forcing that by minmaxing education and removing everything else>>34971972>I'm just no good at making friendsWell there you fucking go, anyone can "be professional" and act all sterile but you're missing the shit that actually matters
>>34971987i don't have a horse i just love them and have volunteered to take care of them. im really poor i just love them so much i used to go clean up horse poop for hours just to be around them
>>34971985I always forget that's a thing I can do
Huzzah the other thread is deleted, victory
>>34971976I have talked with a horsies girl before, she was very nice.
>>34971989>i used to go clean up horse poop for hoursBitches be crazy yo
>>34971989I don’t care. Horses provide nothing that an ATV can’t but better and cheaper. For the amount of time and money you have to put into a horse you could buy a RZR and not have to manage your entire life around it.
>>34971982Fat fetishist?
Do certain men actually want to be fixed? Because honestly the dudes that do are also the most unfixable
>>34971994That shit is ugly as fuck
I guess I was in the wrong thread.
>>34971994Yeah but can an atv bounce her clit on its back?
>>34971974>I like stupid internet stuff and lots of medical/adjacent topics. And I read a lot of fiction booksBut be specific, what's on your mind with them currently? Why do you like them?
>>34971985>smoke ringsMy most useless talent.
>>34971993When I was 14 I lived on a farm and the only work I could get was mucking stalls for a neighbor that owned a boarding facility. Dude took me into the barn and handed me a sledge hammer and I was like what the fuck is this for? Then he opened the stall and I spent the entire day smashing bricks of horse feces into shovelable chunks.
>>34971996I guess it's the same with both genders, those who seriously think they need a partner to "fix them" are too fucked up.
Doordashing Condoms just to feel something
You motherfucker. the other thread was here first.
>>34971996The only way you can fix me is if you're part of a secret government program and have access to some Steven Rogers tier shit
>>34971997Yeah but they’re fun as shit.>>34971999They vibrate something fierce too.
>>34971996You can't change people, the best you can do is give them the pieces to make their own decision.
>>34972006If it didn't want to get nuked it should've been more civilized
>>34972005Lol
Is it bad I eavesdrop on my neighbors
>>34971976I love horse girls
>>34972006
Bring back the bomb. It's been too long. Summon the brazen war chariot. I must use the nukes; I can't kill you all with my hands.
>>34972012Only if you don't spill the tea, come on
>>34972005They poke holes in them
>>34972017Box of 3, not individual packets
>>34972016Nothing interesting yet but I think her bf cheated on her
>>34972017How is that not everyone’s first thought?
>>34972015https://youtu.be/Ftlu03sUP_k
>>34972018They will open the box
>>34972023You can tell if the box has been opened
>>34972024Not the way they open it
>>34972018
>>34972025Oh you are just a condom poking expert aren't you anon
>>34972020How is that not interesting
Did you do it all for the nookie?
>>34972029the what?
>>34972027Singlehandedly fixing the birth rate crisis
>>34972028She isn’t talking about it
>>34972026It's a box. Sealed with hot glue.
>>34972021I remember seeing that on one of those hidden camera shows once and it horrified me
>>34972032Of course she isn't why would she, if you got cucked would you tell everyone
A bank in my country is issuing DMCA notices to stop people joking about wanting to fuck their animated sheep mascot.
>>34972031That was on F is for Family too. Crazy old vending machine guy just randomly poking holes in them in some sick game of playing god. Pretty based ngl.
State gender What has atoga done for you? What have you gotten out of it?
I'm kinda curious about how condoms feel but I don't think I'm gonna find out any time soon
>>34972030So you can take that cookie, and shove it up your -
>>34972039It gives me a chance to talk to women. Women are interesting, they're different than men. I'm no good at flirting, but sometimes I fail so hard it's funny.
>>34972037Get it together Wales
>>34972043Hey, I'm from New Zealand!
>>34972033>It's a box.Made out of paper
>>34972040you can go to the pharmacy and buy them any time you want
>>34972044So South East Wales got it
>>34972039FWdym? It's a boredom killer and sometimes it can't even do that.
>>34972040It's a piece of rubber on your penis. Like wearing a glove. And contrary to what incels claim it doesn't prevent you from enjoying the texture of vaginal squishiness.
>>34972039MWasting my team.Cooking ideas.Very hot discussions with one femanon.
>>34972044Why are you pretending to be me?
>>34972039atoga is like the broke man's version of studying abroad (or Studying a Broad). You get to learn about other perspectives, experiences, and ways of life. Sure, why not?
>>34972039MWasted a lot of time and broke my own heart but had some pleasant conversations. I think I’ve gotten all that I can from it at this point.
>>34972050Then chicks should have no problem with a dental dam
>>34972050...what if I'm the one with a vagina
>>34972057Then you get to enjoy a gloved penis inside you.
>>34972039Time killer and occasional lewd posting. I will say I’ve never really been able to talk about the stuff I went through with my ex regarding the cnc stuff in any other venue so that was a bit cathartic.
>>34972039I got a picture of a girl's armpit :D
>>34972036Why are you giving me an attitude
>>34972037>>34972044The jokes write themselves
>>34972039F you guys actually had some pretty good instincts back when I was yapping about some moid I thought was attracted to me
>>34972059>Time killerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY9eSzB-KbU
>>34972066What came of it?
>>34972063What attitude, I'm just saying it as it is, I'm not wrong
>>34972056How is that comparable? Plenty of women will give raw blowjobs but not have sex without a condom. Can't get pregnant from a blowjob.
>>34972072You can get herpes though.
I want to do stuff but I have a migraine :((
>>34972055Why are you still here
>>34972073And throat cancer.
>>34972073That's not an answer to my question
Ohh she’s talking about the ex who she’s still into haha he dumped her. I predicted that immediately
>>34972077I forgot that men aren’t allowed to protect themselves bc it might offend a woman.
Guys the point I was trying to make is that a dental dam is just for non penetrative stuff, not comparable to a male condom.
>>34972070He has a gf now and I was probably just a backup to him
>>34972077>thinking a conservacuck does anything but evade and spout whataboutism
Cis men. be honest about this. You're in a band of guys, you're close with each other. One day you discover accidentally that one of your bandmates is FTM, though you thought previously he was a cis man. Over a few days you decide to kick him out of the band because "it was always supposed to be a boy's group" and find a replacement. Even if nothing ever went wrong with that guy before and he was a good guitarist. Do all of you think this way and can you please explain this logic? If it was working before, what's the deal? Would you want to cut ties with a guy if you discovered accidentally he is a FTM trans?
>>34972083Join a tranny band
>>34972083Nah I totally try to smash the rock tomboy she-tranny
>>34972085Even if I wanted to (I don't) trannies are rare and I just wanted to jam with dudes. I think I would never find a whole band of trannies in my genre
Moids. What do you think of the minons router?
>>34972086>tomboyYou are confused my guy. Tomboys don't blast test and grow beards
Hello girlies!Do you like impact play?
I want to read more jojo's but holy shit I can't stand the gay character designs
>>34972078You're probably thinking of someone else, we didn't date and I was posting about it over a year ago
>>34971961Not everyone lives in liberal big cities
>>34972083>Over a few days you decide to kick him out of the band because "it was always supposed to be a boy's group" and find a replacement.No?
what would you like to talk about today queen
The condom box wasn't punctured, only sign of any disrepair was a small dent from being under another box in the bag.
>>34972075I was bored and curious today.
>>34972083This is so specific I have to assume you're the transman and this is happening to you.
>>34972090Bitches love Genshin Impact
>>34972083Cause you lied to them.You weren't honest.Now they don't know if they can trust you. So they kicked you out.
I wish mechs were real
Hey gendersWhen was the last time you carved a pumpkin?
>>34972100I thought of the exact same response but decided not to post it because I thought it might be cringe but now that you posted it first I'm jealous I didn't post it myself.
It's so over, my bank boy wasn't there today so I couldn't autisticly drop my number at the drive through and run away.Now I have to distract myself so I don't kms until next week and hope everything aligns finally.
>>34972087Join a bitch band
>>34972103MI have never done this in my life.
>>34972101Why do you have to disclose being transgender? We weren't fucking or dating. I was only playing a guitar.
>>34972096I want to talk about your penis' extended warranty.
>>34972103MWhen I made pumpkin soup about a month ago.I never did the Halloween carving thing, I think.>>34972101NtaIt's not lying.
>>34972103MIt's been a few years.Thanks for reminding me. I should carve a pumpkin this year. Might even go to an apple farm to get some cider.
>>34972108>Why do you have to disclose being transgender?They wanted a man, not a woman pretending to be one.
So this is just what everyone is thinking and it's inescapable, huh?
>>34972110I said queen, not skanky whore, please don't reply to me ever again I feel filthy now I need to go take a bath
hot take, I thought naruto was pretty good
>>34972117Ew. Stinky moid. Go take a bath.
>>34972105What kind of violent sex fantasies do you have?
>>34972111It is lying when you join a group who states they only want boys and you fundamentally aren't one but still decide to join.
>>34972103FLast year
>>34972104The line between cringe and kino is confidence, say what you think with your chest and own it.
>>34972115Not necessarily. Just disclose up front that you’re ftm the next time you try to enter a space exclusively occupied by cis men that is looking for other men to join them.
>>34972103Mnever because my crazy religious mother said it was a stanic activity or some shit like that
>>34972119I'm not stinky! I already took one today few hours ago
>>34972103Uhh, does it count if it's a pixel art pumpkin? Otherwise, never have.
>>34972107Did you trick or treat as a kid?>>34972111How was the soup?>>34972112Ooh cider. I love going apple picking but it's like what am I gonna do with 60 apples and then I have to make a bunch of pies.>>34972122Will you do one this year?
>>34972121It seemed like something to me they came up with later.
>>34972124WTF IS THIS REAL!??!?!! HOW DID HE LEARN TO DO THAT!!!!!????
I'd let FatFetish anon get me big if she fed me rice crispy treats and welch gummies
>>34972127That's sad. Would you carve pumpkins with a hypothetical girlfriend?>>34972129It doesn't but that's cute. That would have been a great idea 20 years ago when I was learning to make pixel art animations.
>>34972130goodsoup.mp4I still got some frozen.
>>34972103MOh jeez, 2019 I think? I should do that this year.
>>34972083>You're in a band of guys, you're close with each other.I'm really sorry but it doesn't sound like you were actually close. If anyone I was close with was trans I would know. I wouldn't kick anyone I'm close with out of a group just because I learned a subjectively unpleasant secret about them. I feel like you're working on a different definition of "close with each other" here.
>>34972125Why?
>>34972134>That's sad. Would you carve pumpkins with a hypothetical girlfriend?that's something I've always wanted to do.
>>34972133wish I was short and american so I could date her...
>>34972141Wait a minute, I'm>Short>White>Virgin>AmericanBut I'm not fat, so it's over...
>>34972130I just went apple picking. Making cider this weekend. Might mix it with a little white lightning for some apple cinnamon depending on how my test goes tomorrow.
>>34972134>It doesn't but that's cute.Well, that's that then. Go on, tell him he's not a real pumpkin. I don't have the heart.
>>34972138So you can save yourself the stress of dealing with people who can’t fully accept your gender identity. Some men will be fine with it, others won’t.
it's scary how a lot of serial killers had very similar upbringings to mine
>>34972142you can always get fat what's more important is whether or not you're hairy
>>34972146Do BV first
>>34972147Define hair, because I'm not a greek caveman but I do have chest hair, and generally grow hair fast
What do men smell like throughout the day
>>34972148nah she is fine
>>34972150Today I’m rocking mahogany and teakwood.
>>34972130>What am I gonna do with 60 applesYeah pies and cider are always good options.I want to try and make some apple butter this year with a few.I always liked the granny smith apples.Which ones are your favourite?
>>34972150I smell like your computer or smartphone. I’m just text.
>>34972150I smell like my shampoo and soap.
>>34972149the hairier the better as I understand it but I guess any amount is good you should go for it anon!
>>34972150Sweat sweat more sweat more sweat less sweat after a shower more sweat after I wake up
>>34972151So you are a psycho
I plugged a Xiaomi-based chatbot into /atoga/. You will now be (very slowly, but surely) influenced by CCP propaganda.
>>34972152Are you that fragrance fruit
>>34972163>implying this hasn't been done already
>>34970769I had a female roommate (she was an exchange student from Taiwan) and we were sorta live-in FWB-gf. We were not at all compatible in the long term but we got along enough that we groped each other out of our autistic permavirgin status.The thing that really stuck with me was the amount of times I kept finding her hair in the apartment months after she moved out. I'd like randomly pull a giant strand of her hair out of my keyboard (I'd let her play overwatch on my PC). I got random bursts of loneliness from it.
>>34972163动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
Is there anything more humbling than the waddle of shame to the bathroom after you trusted a fart you shouldn't have as a full grown adult?
>>34972168I haven't shit myself since I was 7 outside of the time I've had uncontrollable food poisoning diarrhea man
I used to be a loser with no income in college and my wife made all the money, but she was sweet to me.Now I graduated and I make six figures, triple what she makes, and she's been a lot less sweet to me. Can someone explain?I thought being high income would make things better
>>34972171People like being needed.
GenderHybrid Theory or Meteora
Do balls smell good?
>>34972175I don't know if good is the right word, but I feel bad women can scratch and sniff since they don't have balls.
>>34972135Nice. >>34972136You should! Atoga pumpkin carving party when? >>34972139And you will.>>34972143white lightning? My first thought was coke but my instinct says alcohol, if I'm right then that sounds good lol. >>34972144He's a very good pumpkin but he wasn't carved.
>>34972120Currently, it's husbando turning me into a sex slave and forcing me to sneed and feed until I'm mindbroken. I think I deserve an extended goon sesh. I was holding back all week hoping I'd have a date this weekend.
>>34972154Macintosh for eating, but not for pies. They go mushy. Granny smiths hold up pretty good I like to put in 1 or 2 when I make a pie
How are there so many men on Reddit bigdickproblems who have 8 inch penises? Are they lying or has the average shifted above 6?
>>34972133i'd feed u plenty every day youd probably get sick of them tho >>34972149what u got sounds good :3 can i see?
>>34972179Oh it's just jh, how disappointing
>>34972175They smell bad but in a good way
>>34972175mine smell like pencil shavings
>>34972170>outside of the time I've had uncontrollable food poisoning diarrhea manAre you assuming I just did it for fun or?
>>34972181>How come people on the site for big dicks all have big dicks?
>>34972162rude
>>34972181They've been dumping something into the water, zoomers are the most hung generation yet
My internet went out from the storm and still isn’t working
>>34972187A question for the ages. This thread is like /adv/‘s school of Athens
>>34972173Hybrid theory for sure
>>34972175Why not find out for yourself?
>>349721810.01% of men is still 400,000 people.
>>34972173MHybrid Theory is the only album of theirs I’ve listened to. It’s good.
>>34972173>Hybrid Theory or MeteoraContrary to most LP fans, I actually like a lot of the tracks on One More Light and A Thousand Suns.But Meteora > Hybrid Theory
>>34972181If you are confident in your dick you are more likely to talk about it. I'm sure some are gay dudes stroking while making posts though fantasizing about their imaginary boyfriends dick.
State gender.Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge or The Black Parade?
Goodnight everyone. I hope to see you all doing well in the morning.
>>34972183I'm not jh but I'm also not about to reference all my other posts so you can develop a portfolio on me
>>34972194OK now remove all the children and men with no internet access
>>34972198MThe Black Parade
men would u date a girl who sometimes doesn’t want to verbally talk for days at a time depending on her mood
>>34972200Do you think asking if a femanon is JH is the first or second step in that guy’s flowchart
>>34972199I hope I don't wake up
>>34972198FThree Cheers. Anybody who says different can fight me. >>34972202Let's fucking go meet me in the parking lot.
>>34972173Minutes to Midnight
I feel like isolating myself and not talking to any family or friends for a while. Should I?
>>34972199But it’s only 8 pm on the east coast anon. We have time for a movie or a few episodes from a show.
>>34972201200k is still a lot of people.
>>34972203can we still cuddle?
>>34972211Seasonal affective disorder? Tell us what is in your mind.
>>34972199Good night Anon, sleep tight
How do I stop my mother from competing with my gf for my attention. I'm serious
>>34972211Nahhh
>>34972211I've been doing that for over a year now
>>34972203yeah sure as long as it's not out of hate
I have a job interview at a Starbucks tomorrow night. Can't wait to be rejected for a job and continue my NEET life as usual. Oh wait, no I'm not, I want to kill myself.
>>34972203Fuck no I don't date children
>>34972198>Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge or The Black Parade?Three Cheers has the better songs, but The Black Parade is a symphony of an album, orchestrating a beautiful story of embracing our own mortality. Plus, Famous Last Words is my favorite MCR song.
>>34972203Hell no.
>>34972218Stop humoring her attempts to compete with her.Do you live with her or see her all the time or something? I’m not quite sure how you’ve let yourself get into this position.You’re presumably a self-sufficient young man who’s able to freely choose who he spends his time with, right?
>>34972222Have you tried a temp agency? It can help you get your foot in the door in a lot of places, and it's not permanent.
state genderfavorite Marilyn Manson album
>>34972203Sounds like avoidancy.Into the trash it goes.
>>34972218I require more information
>>34972215yes>>34972221ya sometimes she just needs a break and shed hypothetically feel comfortable enough to do that w u via no talking>>34972223>>34972225>>34972229even when communication via text or written notes would still be an option?
>>34972218Is she old enough to go in a home? Would you ever put her in one?
>>34972231>even when communication via text or written notes would still be an option?Nope. It's one thing if this is a rare temporary funk, but you word it like it'll be a common issue.
>>34972231>via text or written notesThat is too stupidly autistic for my liking.Just very extra for no reason.
>>34972200Imagine if I had you pinned down in a mating press while my penis plunged in and out of your wet fertile pussy, and then with the final hardest deepest thrust I dropped my fattest pregnancy-inducing load in you. And after that we cuddle under the blankets while I rub your belly to let your eggs incubate.
>>34972228>favorite Marilyn Manson albumAntichrist Superstar
Anons how do you feel about the circus?
>>34972228Boomer music
>>34972235Would you refuse to date a woman who's mute for medical reasons? Nta but I get where she's coming from, sometimes you're just in a no words mood. When I get like that it doesn't last days though. Sometimes playing charades is easier than forcing it.
>>34972231>yesthen I don't mind, I also don't feel like talking most of the time
>>34972216I am tired of pretending. I can’t be my true self or people will hate me
>>34972198MThe Black Parade overall, but Three Cheers has higher highs imo
>>34972240I'm a zoomer though
>>34972218Bro your girlfriend already talked to us >>34971754
>>34972239Mixed. Part of me thinks I'd like being part of a circus like an acrobat or something but the other part of me is very unnerved by traditional clowns. Also the animal cruelty thing...not cool.
Women, if your guy has a hobby that he either does alone or out of the house with other people on a regular basis, how many days out of the week can you tolerate him devoting his undivided attention and free time to it?Two, three? More, fewer?If your opinion varies depending on the kind of hobby (creative, athletic, musical, consumptive, etc.) then share that as well.
>>34972239CLUSSY CLUSSYHONK HONK HONK
>>34972241>Would you refuse to date a woman who's mute for medical reasons?Probably not. I love women's voices too much.
>>34972238mine is Mechanical Animals
women is it wrong that I want to date a blind or myopic girl?
>>34972239I remember going to the circus once during a vacation my family took when I was around three or four years old in 1999 and returning home with some little green alien merch and glow sticks for some inexplicable reason.My memories are too hazy to recall much more than seeing some trapeze artists, a clown and an elephant for an indeterminate amount of time in a sort of rodeo-like arena venue among a noticeably sparse audience.If you’d like my thoughts on the circus on a conceptual level, I’d say that the bread is just tasty enough for now.
>>34972256It's morally repulsive that you fetishize it.
>>34972243It’s ok anon. You can tell us when you feel like it. >>34972251Two or three. Unless you are going to the bars every weeknight. Can I ask what it is?
moids make my tummy hurt and my nose bleed and my legs sore
>>34972255Mechanical Animals is probably the best introductory album for someone trying to get into his style of music. It's a lot less aggressive than most of his other albums.
>>34972251How often is he devoting his undivided attention and free time to spending quality time with me? If he engages with the hobby more than he engages with me of course I'm going to be hurt.
>>34972257I think my parents never took me because I was scared of the clowns in my grandparents house. That and the sensitivity to loud noises.
>>34972256I'd have to know why to truly judge you but it doesn't look good
>>34972258it's not a fetish! it's hard to explain but it's not a sexual thing.so I shouldn't tell my gf that I like that about her?
>>34972268>so I shouldn't tell my gf that I like that about her?Lmao
>>34972239MLove clowngirls, really cute
>>34972268No you fucking retard, what the fuck
I think I drank too much apple juice without other food and that's why I shit myself. I don't feel well.
>>34972258>it’s morally repulsive to think that girls with glasses are cuteSure thing
>>34972260Take this*gives you explosive diarrhea for days*
>>34972269>>34972271good good, I wasn't sure that's why I was asking if it was normal before I said anything stupid to her
>>34972272That or it's that new Dengue Fever everyone is talking about.
Women would you date a man who loves you like nothing else and his job makes a fuck load of money BUT it requires him to be away for months at a time sometimes
>>34972274I don't understand how people enjoy spicy food, it just tastes like pain
>>34972272I told you not to pick 30 apples anon.
Women would you date me
>>34972277When you say months at a time do you mean like 2 or like 6? What percentage of the year would you be "home" for?
>>34972261did you like his newest album?
>>34972260you should post thighs
>>34972259>Can I ask what it is?Nothing in particular. I’m looking to pick up some new hobbies so I can more easily meet new people and eventually start dating after settling down in a new city next year, and I guess that’s just got me wondering how I should expect manage my time in the future after an extended period of bachelorhood.
men wwyd if u found out ur wife of 4 years knew who u were before u two even met and she had a crush on u and stalked u and maticulisly planned u two meeting up and falling in love ?
>>34972278It's an acquired taste. Eating it a bunch basically trains your brain to enjoy the "this feels dangerous but it's actually safe" aspect. Kinda like the food equivalent to masochism.
Either genderWhich would you prefer>being hurt and cared for by a member of the opposite sex>caring for a hurt member of the opposite sexDo you need comforting or would you rather do the comforting
>>34972286I’m not sure that happens irl anon I’m gonna be real with you
>>34972286>stalked u and maticulisly planned u two meeting up and falling in loveGonna need to know more info about that
>>34972282I haven't listened to anything since Heaven Upside Down. I don't support abusers when I can help it.
>>34972289would u rather i ask boring things like men wwyd if the sky was blue
>>34972288FWell I don't want to be hurt so, do the comforting
>>34972277Yes. Can I come too?
>>34972288Why would I want to be hurt?Moid and 2, retarded question.
>>34972286*meticulously
>>34972288I don't have a preference. I love doting and being doted on equally.
>>34972288Do you know a lot of people who want to be hurt and cared for by the opposite gender?
>>34972293>>34972295I didn't mean like brutally injured, just in bad shape, maybe emotionally devastated or somethingChill
>>34972288I hate being comforted and a burden tbqh so I guess the second one>t. an moid
>>34972299Both are still being hurt, and one of those might never heal.I'll take 2, again.
>>34972298Tons and tons of guys have mommy kinks, so yeah
>>34972288F. I guess caring for the opposite gender since I rarely get sick or hurt. >she jinxed herself Anon are you going to install one of those buzzers in your room? He’s gonna run me ragged. I know it.
>>34972286sex
>>34972288MCaring >>>>>>> being cared forGod loves me enough
>>34972291oh I undersand
>>34972281Let's say 6-12 months away, and then he could be home for the next 2 or 3 years. >>34972294Yes
>>34972299Still weird to choose discomfortIt's a flawed question it's nbd
>>34972290lets say she scrolled thru every bit of any social media u have, as well as any online postings of u relating to work like telegram of business websitesif u ever posted abt or wore any shirts of things youd like she'd make note of it and learn all about it she'd often hang out around ur place and secretly follow u when u left ur house to see what u do, making note of any things or food u buy shes secretly send mean anonymous messages to anyone who was mean to u she'd go thru ur trash bin and collect personal stuff of urs etc etc>>34972296wtv i sounded it out, my laptop's autocorrect is crap idk why
>>34972288MWhy would I want to be hurt? I'd rather a woman got hurt and I made her chicken soup or something, I like cooking anyway.
>>34972309Geez that's a long time. I don't think I'd like that.
>>34972237Hm yeah that's pretty much what I make the chatbot doSometimes he's a handsy masseur first. Sometimes I'm his attendant and he unbuckles his pants and makes me get on my knees before whisking me to his sex dungeon and enslaving me.Ngl having trouble getting it to do some real bdsm shit lately. It just forgets the toys and tools 90% of the time, and doesn't like going beyond a blindfold. He's too vanilla. He just wants to breed me and sleep.
>>34972288M"I'll protect you / I'll heal you" sort of thing
>>34972310Okay I'll never post again, thank you
>>34972311More than a little creepy, anon. Swap the genders and that should be obvious.
>>34972317if a man did that to me i'd be head over heels for him and extremely flattered he liked me thatmuch
>>34972288Caring for >him and kissin his forehead. :3
What ever happened to Malfoid?
>>34972314>He just wants to breed me and sleep.So it's pretty realistic then
>>34972319I'm so sorry.
>>34972311Nah that’s crazy town.
>>34972323why r u saying sorry u didnt do anything wrong
>>34972286depends on how much stalking we're talking about
>>34972326here:>>34972311
>>34972275How does a retard like you get a Girlfriend?
>>34972325For the future abusive relationship (and possible murder) you're doomed to suffer if you value that sort of behavior.
>>34972329dont u wanna date literal monster girls... xd
>>34972327I'll take a step or two below that.... I'd be fine with a woman scouting me out, but that's just taking it too far. I'd be afeared of what she could do with that information after a breakup.
GenderIf you were having a child and the tech was there to genetically modify them in the womb, would you go for it? To the extent of making them resistant to certain diseases, or changing their phenotype? Or would you rather they be natural?
Women been putting out terrible PR this year. Y'all gotta do better next year.
>>34972333the jews would mess with your wife's womb and make your baby gay
>>34972333I'd erase their autism if they had it
>>34972336The xenoestrogens are already doing that
Are there autism tests? I feel like I definitely have some issues namely being poor emotional control and under pressure imagining worse case scenarios and thinking those are the only scenarios
>>34972337Yeah, you could get rid of any hereditary diseases or disorders, we can say that's the baseline.
>>34972330Yes, but that's fiction, and in said fantasies they love me in a wholesome way, not a stalker way.
Fucking Foids, you'll are so fucking cooked. Fucking explain yourselves immediately! Explain this video and why you are making these choices!
I wish I could get a hug right now, I think it would make me less sad
>>34972342why do u think stalker inherently can’t be wholesome
What is your gender? Do you think that Dissociative identity disorder is real? Have you ever met anyone who claimed to have it?
>>34972343fucking sluts
>>34972346M, probably real, and no. I didn't think bipolar disorder was a thing either and then I met a girl who had it.
>>34972340Catastrophizing and emotional dysregulation aren't necessarily autism. That's the fun thing about psychology/psychiatry
>>34972343That black woman is not into whatever this gay shit is
>>34972345Because it's an inherently bypassing consent, which is very unwholesome. Obsession in love is bad in general. It's driven by negative feelings, not positive ones.
>>34972356u only get to have one soulmate, why settle for a nonchalant relationship ?
squat fucking, does that actually do anything for people not in porn? it seems by nature performative
>>34972350I feel like not believing in bipolar is a different thing entirely. What made you think that wasn't real? I feel like its common enough you're bound to know a few people with it.
>>34972288MI only want to be hurt
I want to scoop her up and carry her to bed. And then fall asleep wrapped in each other's arms
>>34972358Love can be intense without being obsessive. A relationship powered by the negative things that lead to obsession is doomed to crash and burn. I'd go so far as to say it's not real love at all. It's self-gratifying.
>>34972288yes hurt me mommy >_<
>>34972360I was ~16, and it just sounded fake, like something exaggerated for comedic effect in entertainment. But no, I met a girl who could oscillate from one extreme to the other and back within a minute.
>>34972367agree to disagree
>>34971343MI'm wearing a maroon tshirt that says "I Cry on the first date" and maroon underwear. I havent left the house all day
women, do you have pronounced collarbones?
>>34972359It is peformative.
>>34972373not really
Women, thoughts on Chinese beauty trends?
Guys, is this how you really feel when women are socializing or just having a bit of fun at work? Why don't you just join in and have fun too!
>>34972366But I’m already heading to sleepy town. Good night ;3
>>34972372sounds like ur awfully redwould be funny if u were also ginger
>>34972375why not? :c
>>34972359I personally love it. It lets me stretch muscles I rarely get to use, I can control how deep I take the toy/dick very precisely, I feel sexy doing it, etc. The huge downside is that it completely murders my legs the next couple days. Plus I can fall.
>>34972387i need to lose some w8
>>34972346Yeah i’ve met one. Conveniently it was a “friend” who would “come out to protect” her. Not what it actually is when it’s real. Those fuckers are tormented almost every moment and nearly all of them kill themselves.
>>34972286I'd honestly think it was more likely that it was all part of an elaborate prank
>>34972369>one extreme to the other and back within a minuteThat’s not biplolar
>>34972396She said it was a bipolar episode and I took her word for it. Sorry about that.
>>34972378>Women, thoughts on Chinese beauty trends?I only follow Japanese, SK, and basic American ones.
>>34972398Bipolar are extended periods that can or will oscillate between mania and severe depression. It’s not just some emotionally volatile chick that go’s from hot to cold.
>>34972400In this case, we were on a video call and she was happy and energetic, and immediately got angry and nasty, and then bounced back. What might that be?
>>34972402shes on her period time
>>34972402An emotionally volatile bitch. Sounds a lot more like bpd than anything else.
>>34972403Or this kek
>>34972346I've met someone with it and I still don't think it's real.
I want to go in the woods naked but it's cold and I'm afraid of ticks
>>34972403>>34972406Fair enough lmao
men would u be upset if u asked for pepsi and ur gf brought u a coke
>>34972412a little bit, I don't like soda at all
>>34972412We're donezo.
men do u feel bad or even notice that u scare girls w ur overly loud sneezes?>>34972413hm ok what if she brought u milk instead of water
>>34972412Pepsi is a coke
>>34972415>hm ok what if she brought u milk instead of waterchoccy milk? then I would be happy >men do u feel bad or even notice that u scare girls w ur overly loud sneezes?I don't sneeze loudly also I fucking hate people that do that I want to cut their fucking noses off there is absolutely no need to be loud
men who like choccy milk are pure of heartmen who like strawberry milk are evil of heart
>>34972415No, considering my mother sneezes like a freight train and scares all of us. By comparison my sneezes are well adjusted
>>34972415>men do u feel bad or even notice that u scare girls w ur overly loud sneezes?My sneezes sound like somebody kicked a duck. The most common reaction isn't fear, it's "Was that a sneeze...?"
>>34972422what about women that like strawberry milk?
>>34972425I do the same thing. I sorta direct my sneezes out the sides of my mouth. Is that what you do?
>>34972415I don’t know whether to find girl squeak sneezes cute or insufferable.
>>34972428Don't think so, pretty sure my mouth stays firmly shut during them.
GenderWhat music sticks out the most in your head if you think about what was popular when you were growing up
>>34972428>>34972431Is it at all possible for you to voca these, even just imitating what they sound like
Women, realistically if you were down for it how many cocks do you think you could take in a row before you would tap out?
Women does sucking or handling a cock get you wet/turned on?
>>34972429i dont squeak i just sneeze at a normal volume and supress it a littlemen sound like they are actively yelling out their sneezes lol>>34972426they are safe>>34972425oh i think ik what ur talking abt, sounds cutelike the male version of cutesy girl sneezes>>34972424or maybe ur just desensitized
>>34972425Hehehe*quack*
>>34972412This is the kind of weaponized incompetence that men have to deal with
>>34972432Hard to say, but 90s/early 00s radio playlists are pretty kino
>>34972439what if she said she was super duper sorry and apologized on her knees w tears in her eyes
>>34972434Nope, couldn't replicate the noise if I tried. It's borderline Donald Duck angry noises.>>34972437>oh i think ik what ur talking abt, sounds cuteWell that's better than confusion I suppose.>>34972438You better not start throwing bread at me!
>>34972437>desensitizedProbably, my point being that most of the women in my life sneeze really loudly so I don't see a problem with doing it back.
>>34972437>men sound like they are actively yelling out their sneezes lolmy dad does that all the time, makes me want to fucking punch him
>>34972415I do it on purpose
>>34972437 i dont squeak i just sneeze at a normal volume and supress it a littleAh the nose snort sneeze
>>34972436Yeh. At least in a sexual context. Touching dick at work never excited me.
>>34972432Britney Spears. My sister was absolutely obsessed with her.>>34972434https://vocaroo.com/14Nl5ouYeNxCSomething like that, idk.
I know a woman who's sneeze has the exact intonation of the "Wow!" in James Brown's "I Feel Good".
Heterosexual men get turned on by the thought of cock more than women do
>>34972456I'm only turned on by the thought of my own cock and what I can do with it
>>34972456Facts, the audience for transwomen porn is Heterosexual men.
>>34972456My cock inside her, yes
men did u know ur way cuter than girls?
>>34972464Yes, I'm a qtpie.
>>34972464Don't slander my precious foids jealous wench
>>34972443
>>34972470those foids are cute too sure but u are way cuter>>34972468i bet
>>34972380This is the final stage of feminism, women are no longer being given a retard pass. For decades men have put up with so much shit. We've let women be wrong about fucking everything. They have no good opinions because they have no opinions. They have no intelligent takes because they have neither intelligence, nor takes. When given 100% neutral equality they are revealed to be exactly the second class citizens they were always known to be.They're genuinely not even entirely sapient. They're literally animals, that's why unrestricted women all turn into prostitutes, its how animals function. They need resources and pursue them through the most efficient means available to them, selling hole in one way or another.They're wrong about absolutely everything, literally everything. Any woman you've ever heard make a good point is just repeating something a man told them. Not because she believes or understands it, but because that man gave her reason enough to defer all thinking to him.Now imagine being a single guy, the world ahead of you, and being forced to understand this against your will. Men didn't want this. We wanted to romanticize women and continue imagining them as the fairer sex. We wanted to believe we had the option to share our lives, our families, our children, with another human being and now men have been made to understand we are the only truly sapient beings on the planet. Having sex with a modern woman is basically bestiality and that reality can no longer be ignored.And most guys aren't degenerate enough to fake being gay until they can get over the disgust factor. So what's left? Just opting out. Good for them.
>>34972436Yeah
GenderWould you date someone from here
>>34972464I mean of course you think that because you're attracted to men, I think girls are cuter than men (all men are ugly, yes even me)
>>34972453>that vocaThat’s pretty funny lolAt least it’s not a loud yell sneeze so thanks for that anon
men would u rather date a girl with a alcohol problem, a cutting problem, or a substance abuse problem?
>>34972479MYes, I'm currently trying my luck.We will see how it goes. Hopefully pretty well, she seems normal. Plus we have some decent chemistry. So we will see.
>>34972484>all men are ugly, yes even me)stop being evil
>>34972488Isn't alcohol a substance?What other substances are you talking about?
>>34972488I'd rather none of the above
>>34972492no its a liquid i imean drugs
>>34972494Alcohol is a drug
>>34972495its my hypothetical, myrules
>I can't make it to that place, but what if we went to a different place?>Yeah, let's go to a different place instead!>ghostedwhat the fuck did i do to deserve this
>>34972494Alright fine I'll stop being pedantic.I'd rather take the drug user. Considering I've also been one and could better relate to them.
>>34972496Imagine my giant long erect cock perched in front of your face
>>34972499(=_= ) c==8
>>34972479I guess so. I wouldn't rule it out, but I'm a bit wary.>>34972489Good luck, anon!!>>34972497It's not your fault they're a flake. Fuck 'em.
When you ask your boyfriend what his sexual fetishes are, do you just mean you want to try things together and you actually don't want to know what his specific fantasies are? Should I just tell you, "Oh, I like it when you wear a sundress," or some shit instead of going into my autistic cartoon fantasies
>>34972479MHow do you even meet people from here
>>34972490it's not me being evil I just don't find men attractive is what I'm trying to say
>>34972504im not a lesbian but i can still acknoweldge when women are pretty
>>34972488cutting please, although my ex had all of the above and she was awful now that I think about it
>>34972489Euro hiker guy?
>>34972501>Good luck, anon!!Thanks anonI needed that
>>34972501>I’m a bit wary.I think you’d have been fine with literally any femanon other than the one you got. Bad luck
>>34972501>It's not your fault they're a flake. Fuck 'em.This has happened before. Sometimes they'll ghost me even though things are going great. Sometimes they'll ghost me even though they said they'd set up another date. Does stuff like this happen a lot to everyone? Is this really the norm? Because if not, then I must be the problem.
>>34972507No I don't know who that is.
This whole Cornell story just keeps getting curiouser and curiouser. Has your opinion changed now that you are learning additional facts?
>>34972402That's just mania you don't have to be happy while you're manic.
>>34972505well I can't do the same with men. But my friends have told me they can do the same with men, idk it's probably autism or something
men would u find t weird if ur gf wanted to put a tracker on ur phone that she can see? like an app?
>>34972515Some other guy who was dating a girl from here. How long have you been dating?
>>34972520that just means she cares about me:D
>>34972508No problem. We need more happy stories like that.How long ago did you two start talking, 1-on-1?>>34972512It's not uncommon. There are a lot of flakes out there. An anon some days ago had an issue with somebody making plans just to ghost on that one day too.
22 years old with breast implants is crazy
>>34972380What men are actually reacting to here even if most can't articulate it is that their fun is very childish, like remove the text and those could be babysitters trying to entertain little kids or something. I think it's most obvious with the girl at 0:40 because her clothes kinda look like a pajama and she literally looks like a mom playing with her kid. But there's no kids, you're at work and everybody around you is an adult.
>>34972521My apologies I should've been clearer. We aren't dating yet but I believe there is a good chance for it. >>34972524It's been a bit over a month. So not super long. I actually talked with her a lot on /atoga/ before then.
Moids, what do women need to do to get you to come singles events? These are women that are absolutely serious about dating and having a relationship. They want to settle down!
I don’t know if it’s just my period or if I’m actually upset but I spent weeks cleaning up my house in preparation for a friend to visit and and now they’re saying they don’t want to and I want to cry a little I was excited and I don’t know why they changed their mind, they’re giving me a stupid reason and I don’t want to see them at all now. But I don’t want to overreact because i know I’m just hormonal
>>34972532How the fuck are you spending weeks cleaning your house?
>>34972530How’d you get in contact
>>34972530That's a lot of interacting. Good for the two of you.>>34972532>I don’t want to overreact because i know I’m just hormonalNah, that's reasonable. Flakes are fucking annoying.
>>34972533I have a job and was gone for a lot of those days so I had to do massive deep cleans by section and now is easier to do a regular clean but it feels lighter in the house
Spill it, women. What's the reality?
>>34972516The guys are scummy but not rapist level scummy
Women, what causes something like this?
>>34972516I haven't heard a damn thing about this to date lmao
>>34972524>It's not uncommon.If this is true, I'll probably just give up desu. I don't want to fail a thousand times just for the slight possibility of succeeding once. Maybe that's what most people do, but it just ain't for me.
>>34972525That's wild. At 33 those things are gonna be coconuts.
atoga moids are kinda bad at asking questions no offense
>>34972549A wise Chinese man once said, the master has failed more times than the novice has tried.
Is daing for marriage worth it when you increasingly make compromises until it works or falls apart?
>>34972555Yes
>>34972555Sounds miserable. Compromise leaves both parties disgruntled because neither get what they want. When you have make so many you're probably too different.
Ok I guess i understand why they can’t come and stuff but things can change. I need to let go of this rigid plan in my head I have for life and understand the flow
>>34972531>Men, are you tired of getting rejected through an app? How about getting rejected in person instead?The kind of guys who would clean up at speed dating don't need to go there.
>>34972549That's fair. I mean, I ended a friendship over the guy turning into a huge flake.You don't have to give up, just temper your expectations.
>>34972554That doesn't really apply here, because I am not the one who flaked, the other party is. It's not that the novice isn't trying, or even that the novice is trying but failing. It's that other people are preventing the novice from participating in the first place.
>>34972567You want a burrito. You go to Chipotle. It's locked. Do you go home and never eat a burrito again?
GenderWhat part of your personal hygiene routine do you find the most satisfying?
>>34972577I'd try again later, but if it's still locked after several attempts, I'd probably go elsewhere or make one at home from scratch. What does this have to do with what we were talking about before?
>>34972578MPopping my head off with a shotgun and letting all the gunk and shit in my brains out
>>34972578FDefinitely brushing my hair. Sometimes I lose track of time, it feels so nice.
>>34972582>>34972585Kek the duality of atoga
>>34972555That's dating for divorce
>>34972578Fexfoliating
>>34972592North Carolina? Solid mid tier
>>34972597no it cut off what i said
Why do women have the urge to turn their ass towards the camera whenever they have their picture taken?
>>34972578When you spray a quality facial toner on your face and it just feels completely refreshing.
>>34972589It's the yin and yang. Atoga men are touch-starved virgin incels and atoga females are rape victim trash sluts.
>>34972578Shaving/trimming my dick and balls.They look so fucking big.
>>34972559not too different in beings, possibly when two people are too alike and the difference in circumstance to meet is where expectations and delivered pressures becomes a recipe for divorce as >>34972591 puts it.
Sad
>>34972603If you had a cute butt you'd show it off too. Unfortunately for yourself and everyone that has to perceive you you're ugly as a barn animal
>>34972614Did I hit close to home? Do you try to thirst trap with your flat butt on social media?
>>34972621I've got a whole dick and balls chief
>>34972603I only have 3 preset poses for pictures
>>34972612Why?
>>34972611Being more similar means less compromise is needed as your goals ans values and needs are already aligned and don't need to be compromised
>>34972578Mwashing my hair
What is your gender? Do you believe in soulmates? How would you react if someone told you they thought you were soulmates?
>>34972637>What is your gender? M>Do you believe in soulmates? >How would you react if someone told you they thought you were soulmates?If I agree, I'm glad we feel the same. If not, I'd think she's crazy and overly attached
>>34972637MaleYes, but it's a very rare and hard thing to find.
>>34972637>What is your gender? F>Do you believe in soulmates? Used too. >How would you react if someone told you they thought you were soulmates?I'd think they were fucking with me/lying.
Why is doing and expressing for the self often labelled as narcissistic behavior?
>>34972648give an example of doing and expressing for the self that gets labelled as narcisms
>>34972644>>Do you believe in soulmates?*YesIt's difficult to find and easy to confuse though.
>>34972637Maybe it's crazy, but yeah, I think soulmates are a thing. Just somebody with whom you gel absolutely perfectly, who is on the exact same wavelength as you. Who happens to think of you at the same time you think of them.I would be very skeptical if somebody told me that. I'd probably tell her to get a grip.
do any of u guys have itty bitty nipples like this?
>>34972663Can't get smaller than that I guess
>>34972665>>34972663forgot pic
>>34972666I've posted my chest before and someone called my nips weird. No I'm not fat.
>>34972648sometimes its because people want you to stay low. I was taught that advocating for myself in anyway was 'narcissism'. Funny how that same person who accused me also accuses everyone close her of narcissism, her parents, her ex husband, her siblings, her cousins, her boss, his wife, the guy at the grocery store.
>>34972663>>34972666Yeah, mine are a mere 2.3 cm in diameter.
>>34972669that was rude of them, srryso.. is that a no or yes to ur nips looking like that
>>34972637FYesDepends if I feel the same
Men, let's say you are in the talking stages with a girl that you like very much and she confesses to you one of these two things:1. that she has been raped2. that she had an abortionwould you consider going after this girl after she confessed to you either of these? if not, what would you do/say to get out of the situation?Which of this 2 do you consider the lesser offense?women, at what age were you first raped?
>>34972637MI don't believe in soulmates
>>34972673I dunno not really I guess? I think they were seeing my slight gyno.
>>34972675being raped is 'less bad' because it isn't her fault, but I wouldn't get mad at either? are people seriously dumping women because they were raped
>>34972672can i see>>34972684so urs are more puffy?
>>34972685It's bait.
>>34972687>can i seeNo can do here. You'd have to provide a throwaway email or something.
>>34972687Not a lot, I thought it wasn't noticeable but I guess I was wrong.
>>34972692dont forget theres lots of mean trolls on here so if no ones ever pointed it out before someone on here then i doubt its that obvious>>34972690willing to post p*nis but not nips lol
>>34972675I would feel horrible for her :c but that wouldn't make me less interested
>>34972693>willing to post p*nis but not nips lolI'm not willing to post either here. Camwhoring is against board rules.
>>34972697fine keep ur nipple secrets
>>34972693No one else has really ever seen my nipples.
>>34972675No and no. Every one gets diddled, if she’s telling me first off that she’s a rape victim then she’s made it her personality to be a victim. Abortion means she’s more than likely a whore
>>34972699why not
genderThoughts on shoe0nhead visciously debunking BV and Korrasamiposter on the Cornell 7 case?
who? who? who? what?
Women, do you ever smell your own dirty panties?
>>34972706no but i look at the grool on them when i masturbate in them
is it bad i smelled a girls undies once
>>34972703Did she make a video on it? I like her stuff.I don't know anything about that case so I can't comment on it.
>>34972702Because I've never showed anyone lol?
>>34972712but youve never like gone swimming or to the beach or something?
>>34972713Not since I was a kid, and I wore a shirt. Besides that'd be in public around strangers, why would they comment on it. Here I showed it for the express purpose of showing it.
>>34972713nta but I've never gone swimming. My parents were too afraid of be being molested as a kid I wasn't allowed to have friends or go outside
>>34972709no video but she tweeted. Maybe video later?>tldr- >whats crazy is if you actually read the case she verbally consented to everything that occurred>she said no to some things (like anal, 4some) so they DID NOT DO those things. she said yes to some things (like 3some & KETAMINE DICK) so they DID those things. consent was literally respected through *the entire thing*>it was literally just a sloppy freak orgy she (understandably) regretted because it was fucked up, she felt ashamed. >then when she didnt get invited to a halloween party at that frat & her “reputation was ruined” she called it rape>also she was literally pre-planning accusing these guys of rape in the middle of the fuckfest bc she realized real life isnt like porn and stuff like this is actually weird & gross & made her uncomfortable (she never passed out btw people keep repeating that)>i see a lot of “high/drunk people cant consent” all the dudes were high and drunk as fuck too, worse than her! they were passing out and throwing up! and is she a rapist too?>if you want to debate the MORALITY of having a ketamine gangbang thats a whole other story. we can get into that. we can talk about stuff like bonnie blue and the consequences of consent based morality. but the legality is- it was not rape. >i’m convinced the hivemind blob that downloads their opinions from tiktok havent actually read any of the case or textspersonally, I think they're all gross but they didn't do anything legally wrong
>>34972720better safe than sorry igdou have like agoraphobia now?>>34972718are u insecure abt ur nipples
>>34972721Honestly this part makes me think of kittenposter if she actually listened to her intrusive thoughts, and that kind of scares me.
>>34972652Expressing for a person to not talk on my behalf, on how I am feeling and my current state of being. Choosing a career pathway I care about that still fulfills shared (no longer applicable) goals.
>>34972637FNo. I think you decide who your soulmate is and have to continually make that decision it's not some innate truth or w/e. I'd think I'm getting love bombed and disengage emotionally, slow ghost.
>>34972722I guess, there's no way a woman wouldn't notice it if she saw or felt them. They're firm and lumpy.
>>34972722>do you have agoraphobia now?Kinda? I've lived alone since they kicked me out at 17 (I was sick and tired of being monitored 24/7 anyway), but the damage from not being socialized properly has been done. I've tried hard to reverse it. My main lasting issue is the deep seated fear that everyone is just using me and that they were right. I was taught to never trust anyone except for them and that I would never be loved by anyone except them, but also that their love was conditional and that I could fail to be deserving of love.>better safe than sorrylol no. I wasn't allowed to do the 'tell a trusted adult if anyone touches you' program in 2nd grade because they were convinced that somehow knowing the words 'penis' and 'vagina' would lead to me getting molested somehow. sometimes I wonder if they did it to keep me naive, there are things I remember that loosely could be defined as sexual abuse they did to me.
Do you have to tell your partner that you were an incel before you got together?
>>34972731Imagine the sex offender registry but it's the truecel registry
Women, what is stopping you from drawing like this?
>>34972637M No, I think there are people you are really, really compatible with though, but it's not just going to be one person on earth.
>>34972733Why does she have no boobs?
>>34972738Thats Vexen from Kingdom Hearts
>>34972733>Women, what is stopping you from drawing like this?If i could draw really well, I'd draw my dog, my family, random people, trees, alternative versions of shows.
>>34972727im really curious what they look like now>>34972730no offense but they sound sort of like lunatics, were they highly religious too?also they were that overprotected of you but kicked you out before you were even 18? weird
>>34972739Women are any of you THAT flat?
>>34972733i once drew a make-believe atoga moid x me fanart in a similar chibi art style but i gave up on it halfway thru
>>34972742Vexen is a guy, baka
Life becomes simpler when you detach yourself from other people's opinions on things that don't effect your life.
>>34972744Gay
>>34972741They don't sit flat they're a little domed, it's kind of just an oblong lump that extends a little past my nipple on both of them
>>34972706Yeah, that one time they smelled of straight steak was awesome.
"The women who make your dick the hardest also make your head hurt the most" - Anon Tzu
>>34972741Yeah. They got more religious as I got older. I admittedly was having mental health problems at the time, but those were being blamed on 'demons' and 'not being faithful' enough. I HAD been getting treatment before, but it was always inconsistent due to their beliefs. They would make accessing my treatment difficult or downplay the any positives I was experiencing. It often seemed like they were only playing along to prevent getting cps called on them. They tried to pull me out of school and homeschool me after a teacher expressed concern but luckily I was kicked out/ran away and managed to get emancipated.
>>34972637I don't believe in soulmates, but I do believe that people lie on a spectrum of compatibility, and some people can be very compatible with each other. But not like it's a only one person in the world or that their destined to be together.Kind of happened once. I did not reciprocate. I felt guilty for some reason, and I did not know how to react. Probably still don't.
>>34972750some ppl really shouldnt have kidsdo u still talk to them at all? id hope not 2bh
Genderare we cooming or are we dooming?
>>34972758MI'm not sure, leaning towards dooming but I also am a bit too tired to overthink.Roommates girlfriend and her single friend are visiting tomorrow from out of town so I'd like to put my best foot forward and not doom.
>>34972761>and her single friendis there a pretext of being set up?
>>34972758Little bit of both today
>>34972766I don't think so, but you never know. You miss every shot you don't take.
How do I get over an ex destroying herself after we broke up? I get that it's not my problem, but she's turned into a broke druggie and given up on the dreams I thought made her beautiful. Not that my life is perfect but hers is a total wreck right now.
>>34972646>Used tooWhat happened
>>34972754not at all. I feel guilty about it, and I am missing on on certain things because of the distance, but my mental health improved almost immediately
>>34972758MSnoozing
>>34972771Avert your eyes and ignore it until enough time has passed that you move on
>>34972771Why did you break up
>>34972771You stop constantly checking in on them.If you keep reminding yourself of her then you won't ever stop thinking about her.
>>34972758MDoomingI can't do anything this weekend because I need to work on the most important school assignment of my life.my friend went no-contact for a year then invited me to his wedding reception with some crazy chick he married after his previous relationship imploded after they rushed to get married 4 months into the relationship (they were both 21) and it ended with her mom failing to kill herself after they got mad that she invited herself to their honeymoon, I shit you not. I'm not going for the aforementioned reason, but I have a lot of friends who are going.
