Pic related.First let me say that any suicide prevention hotline is pointless and won't change what I am feeling or what I am dealing with. I'm not freaking out or in a crisis.>be me>22>Living alone since 18>Has TEFL Degree, knows full-stack web dev, cyber-sec "expert">Ended up working as a cleaner, part-time tutor, and finally a low-level security guard.>have more mental health issues than fingers on 1 hand>working paycheck to paycheck, never having any real free time to enjoy my life.>All other security guard jobs taken by huge influx of Mainland Chinese>All computer related jobs taken by AI>Had enough>Research ways to die>Highest buildings restricted by elite membership or security guard clearances>All electrical outlets and breaker boxes have been upgraded so the toaster method no longer works>guns are illegal here and getting a 3d printed one is impossible due to every loophole of getting ammunition smuggled in being impossible>Nowhere to source Buzz Buttons and anti-nausea/anti-vomit medication so that you could painlessly intoxicate yourself to death with gallons of ethanol>car method too risky that it won't work and I end up suffering still>wouldn't be able to try again + euthanasia isn't permitted here. So I'd be in pain till I actually die of natural causes.>no cyanide sources, plus it'd be painful.>too poor to afford an apartment with a large bath, so cutting my wrists going up and down and letting the blood go in hot water to drain the blood more isn't an option, plus it'd be painful which I don't want and if I fail I'm fucked.>there might be more options I've failed to mention here>decide on 1 last hail mary>look online, find article on "Sarco Pods">buy "Going to Switzerland" by Exit International>Wait 48 hours>48 hours pass, get the e-book in my email>read it thoroughly>see image attached to this postMfw I am too poor to afford to die peacefully.Anything method I missed that's painless?
>>34974504>and finally a low-level security guard.You can say you're a REAL programmer now.
>>34974504>Highest buildings restricted by elite membership or security guard clearances Dude, the solution is simple. It has 6 letters. It is called:T R A V E LYou have money. Just travel to Preikestolen / Pulpit Rock in Stavanger, Norway. 250+ meter fall, hard landing. Instant death, zero pain, 0% chance of failure. All you are looking for. No excuses. Pic related.
>>34974542Switzerland's is better just a pill and then the endless sleep.
>>349745423 hour hiking just to probably have a group of other hikers there prevent me from jumping off, forgot to include I DON'T WANT A FUCKING AUDIENCE.
>>34974504>Anything method I missed that's painless?No. There's no suicide method that is painless.
>>34974504I don't know about those other places, but Dignitas certainly won't take you unless you are actually terminally ill. Are you?
>22 >offing yourselfYep. You're a loser.
>>34974676you know what I mean, I mean methods that are for at the most a second or so or at least the least pain involved or that it's so sudden It's like getting a shock
>>34974681No i'm not ith some terminal physical illness, I only found that out through the book, i applied for a refund but i wont be surprised if they dont give the money back since the book is literally useless to me, also im going to work. seeya in a few.
>>34974686Gee, what was the tell?
>>34974694>you know what I mean, I mean methods that are for at the most a second or so or at least the least pain involved or that it's so sudden It's like getting a shockThere aren't any methods like that. You're asking for something that doesn't exist. A massive overdose of Fentanyl injected directly into a vein is probably the closest you can get. Anything else is either excruciatingly painful for a long time, or has a good chance of leaving you alive but with permanent brain damage, and often both.
Why not dev a website on how annoying it is trying to top yourself?Would be pretty cool, you get to use your skills and something might come to you while making it. Either a foolproof way that fits your preferences or you enjoy it and don't feel like checking out any more.
>>34974558It costs serious amounts of $£€$£€$£€ in the numerous thousands, it takes a long time to be approved, you need a "good" reason, and you can still get rejected.>>34974583>3 hour hikingSure, not everyone loves hiking. Small downside for those people. But if the sligthest inconvenience is a hard dealbreaker for you and you require the most luxurious, inconvenience-free suicide method ever, you are never going to find it, and you are probably not all that serious about leaving this world either.But btw, there are numerous other high places with hard landings all over the world that do not require 3 hours of hiking, like Beachy Head.>just to probably have a group of other hikers there prevent me from jumping off, forgot to include I DON'T WANT A FUCKING AUDIENCE.K. So do it at night, and/or do it during the winter. Because yeah, there will be people there during daytime during the summer months. But at night or in the winter, or both, you will be 100% alone for hours on end.>>34974676>>34974865This is is just completely wrong. When you shoot yourself in the brainstem with a shotgun, or when your body and head lands on concrete or rocks after a 250+ meter fall at terminal velocity (~200 km/h), there is no time at all to feel any pain. Your brain exits your skull in a violent splash before it can receive any pain signals.
youre really going to enjoy this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt4rWLVAW5g
>>34975262You're clearly unaware of how many people shoot themselves in the head and survive. And you'd have to fall more like 500 metres to reach terminal velocity; not to mention that people who survive long falls ALWAYS say that the moment they were falling they realised they'd made the wrong decision and desperately wished they hadn't jumped, so you'd have a very miserable time on the way down.
>>34974676>Preikestolen / Pulpit Rock in Stavanger, Norwais this real bro??>>34974676this is a lifer cuck death by falling is instaneous you die before the brain can process the pain its the best way to go
>>34975434cuck thats biological iimperative to stay alive screaming at you, its biology not reality of the person who made the rational choice to die based on their reasoning of their immediate and perceived future situation. Once you get over that biological fear its sweet peace of death.
>>34975434>You're clearly unaware of how many people shoot themselves in the head and survive.No I am not, because I explicitly said IF you shot yourself in the brainstem etc. The % of idiots missing or aiming in the wrong place etc is not part of what I meant.>And you'd have to fall more like 500 metres to reach terminal velocity;You are right, my AI hallucinated like crazy my last time I asked it about it. Good catch, thanks. Nevertheless, you are falling fast enough after 250+ meters of falling, at ~175 km/h, that the difference for practical purposes is negligible. You still immediately splash into minced meat with zero pain and zero chance of survival as you land.>Not to mention that people who survive long falls ALWAYS say that the moment they were falling they realised they'd made the wrong decision and desperately wished they hadn't jumped, so you'd have a very miserable time on the way down.As >>34975448 pointed out, this is survival instinct going into massive overdrive. It is deeply rooted into the ancient brain structures and not reflective of what a person really wants on a conscious level.You want what you want before the fall. Not what you want when your body is flooding you with fear amd desperation signals due to survival instincts going into hyperdrive. The fall down might be scary if you are not drugged on benzos or alcohol. But it is just ~7 seconds of intense instinctual fear and then it is all over.>>34975435>is this real bro?? Absolutely. Check it out: https://youtube.com/shorts/vlCERj12Y2E
>>34975670>No I am not, because I explicitly said IF you shot yourself in the brainstem etc.Sure, but only a minority of people who shoot themselves hit the brain stem. That's the point.
>>34975448>>34975670100% of the people who survived jumping off a high bridge were no longer suicidal afterwards. So no, it wasn't just while they were falling: from the moment they let go they wanted to live, even months afterwards. Also, I wouldn't be too confident about this:>Nevertheless, you are falling fast enough after 250+ meters of falling, at ~175 km/h, that the difference for practical purposes is negligible. You still immediately splash into minced meat with zero pain and zero chance of survival as you land.People have fallen further than that and not only not been killed instantly but actually survived.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falls_survived_without_a_parachuteIf you land head-first on a hard, flat surface you'll probably be killed instantly, but otherwise there's a chance you'll survive long enough to be in agonising pain for a while. I wouldn't want to risk it.
>>34975670>I explicitly said IF you shot yourself in the brainstem etc.There are some - admittedly very controversial - accounts that the brain may remain conscious for as much as 30 seconds following decapitation. And some experiments in rats found significant EEG activity 10-15 seconds afterwards.https://www.discovermagazine.com/can-humans-briefly-survive-decapitation-42897Destroying the brain stem won't make you lose consciousness faster than being beheaded does, and it might take a little longer. It certainly guarantees death, but it's probably not instantaneous.
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>>34975689Yes, because they are fucking stupid. The location of the brainstem is well known and it is easy to aim at it with the help of a mirror, a camera, google, and time. If you take your time and do your research, it is easy to aim at it. But even if you miss ever so slightly, a shot in that part of the brain from a slug big-ass shotgun is not going to be an "Ouchiee!!" moment you just shrug off a couple minutes later. It is immediate lights out and catastrophic damage incompatible with life either way as the brain gets the knock of century from that kind of impact, and if nothing else you are unconscious until you bleed out fast. You will not be calling an ambulance yourself.It is only if you shoot the very upper front of the brain, the neocortex, that you have any chance of feeling anything and surviving.Oh, and you know another thing idiots do? They shoot themselves in the head with people nearby who hear the shot and then immediately call for an ambulance etc.Smart and determined people shoot themselves in the head deep in the woods, when it is hot outside and no one nearby, so nature takes care of the rest undisturbed either way. That's called backup certainty, where even if plan A fails, plan B assures the planned endgoal will be realized.>>34975721>100% ... no longer suicidal1. Source?2. These are survivors, which is a small subset of all jumps and falls from enormous heights. Look at the documentary The Bridge and the dude Gene. He clearly found peace while falling.>People have fallen further than that and not only not been killed instantly but actually survived. Yeah, landing in water, snow, hay, etc. Not rocks head first.>I wouldn't want to risk it.Again, landing on rocks at insane speeds is not survivable, no matter how you land, period. The aorta rips out of your heart, 100% guaranteed. When the chances of survival are below 0.000001% and you still won't risk it, that's not risk, that's paranoia or just an excuse not to do it.
>>34974504>>All other security guard jobs taken by huge influx of Mainland ChineseHK/TW?
>>34976121There was a kid a few years ago who fell off the observation platform of the Tate Modern and landed on the pavement (sidewalk) below, and survived. That was about 60 metres onto a flat stone surface, and nothing broke his fall.
>>34975721thank you wise anon- if all fails this will be a good option to just put an international trip on a credit card this summer and y33t off a good scenic guaranteed death spot like this
>>34975670>https://youtube.com/shorts/vlCERj12Y2Ewise anon you are doing the work of Jesus thank you sir may the gods bless you with divine warmth and friendship and love and that good shit pussy
>>34976133OP Here, 50/50 Answer you're correct here. Won't say which though.
>>34974907I already own 1 dead Source Engine project, 1 website to advertise it, 1 discord server for it, 1 YT Channel which hasn't had updates for a whole year cus there's no one left to help me. I already fucking tried AI and that shit didn't work. I've devved so much shit for pocket change it's depressing that my skills have been wasted and all my dreams and ambitions are fucking dead.
>>34976121OP here, I have also horrible bad luck if it wasn't obvious. So I would believe that jumping that high off and somehow survive even if the chances are super low.
Hello everyone, OP Here. Here's another page from the book btw attached.Anyway I've read everyone's comments, in case I can't find another option. I guess I will go to Norway, but I hope I do find another, quicker, less scary and painless option. I'm not gonna record my death obviously.
>>34974504>>34976390>What Source Spaghetti does to a man
>>34974504Trains exist retard.make sure to stretch your neck over the track so it decapitates you.
>>34976409based af bro that does seem to be the smartest way and a solid plan based on all the methods - you are not alone- i mean you will be when you make the jump but just know that other anons are going along the same path and we will jump in spirit as one.
>>34976398no way you are gonna survive that fall off that cliff in Norway and American fagatron police can't erect barriers on it to keep their noble loser slaves around if you depart for it
>>34976121very wise anon you are a good man and a benefit to the entire community
>>34976633I prefer guns, shame something I have such an interest in and I can't even get it because of this fucking government. No matter how many times I've read Phillip A. Luty's book it is useless because you can't even get ammunition unless you get like 5 licenses and pay like a 500 dollar monthly fee to a shitty gunclub that overcharges you for the bullets
>>34977168You don't need guns, they are less effective than trains.Just make sure you pick a big long freight train so they can't break in time.If you put your neck on the track you will 100% die. almost every country has trains somewhere.
>>34977507All train areas are under heavy protection here, literally no way to jump onto them, even in the rural areas there's security watching the tracksGonna go to work, cya anons laters
