I have a genuine faith in Christ. So I would not be fully larping. But as a recently single guy late 20s I've always thought the best church to find a woman to marry would be the extreme churches.I am thinking Jehovah Witnesses.Possibly mormon, but they don't have a big presence in my area.I am thinking hardcore baptist/calvinist and evangelical churches.Not a lot of men would be willing to go to these churches and actually become a member. There must be single women looking for a man in these places.And yeah, it would be a massive commitment. But if I get a trad wife, then it would be worth it?
>>34977491If you want your lover to die because you couldnt get a blood transfusion get a jehovas witness. If you want your lover to be batshit insane get a mormon.
>>34977532>blood transfusionYeah that is a dealbreaker for me. I could never refuse a blood transfusion.
>>34977491Jehovah's Witnesses aren't allowed to celebrate birthdays or Christmas, and are required to do a lot of door-to-door evangelism. They also have some weird theology - they don't believe Christ died on a cross, for example, and they believe every word of the bible is literal truth. I don't think you'd enjoy them much.
>>34977491Real talk man everyone can always tell when you're desperate for pussy and you are 100% not the first person to think of this.Elder folks will circle the wagons like you're a coyote sniffing around the henhouse.If you go to a Baptist church the pastor might try to set you up with a single mother of 3 but single mothers prefer single fathers.If you genuinely want to get married and start a family go online and find a foreign woman off a dating site.If you're a racist,well,hispanics are the new italians in that they may not be totally fair-skinned but still have conservative attitudes and your children will be an aesthetically tolerable olive tone.Take it from me though you'll get super annoyed super fast with their incredibly vulgar attitude towards sex.
>>34977491This is a dumb idea. Any woman from those denominations would want you to share her religious beliefs. Unless you really believe God talks directly to the president of the Church (Mormon), the end times started in 1914 (JW), or the Bible holds hidden numerology secrets (Adventists), you're going to end up fighting with your wife about those things
>>34977592Will rule out joining the JW>>34977601Like the idea of foreign women. Problem is you marry one and then once they get citizenship they divorce you and take all your money. >>34977605It's worth a try, definitely will try evangelical and baptist.
>>34977532>>34977543They actually reversed that law just a few weeks ago because they're getting sued in Japan about it, lol.
>>34977715I dont think it will carry over to america.
