>>34987461
Lmao
Its kind of a shit test they do
You can reject the cum kiss but they will take it personally

>>34987467
A shit test? Man that's fucked up

>>34987469
Just one of those things man
I also always thought it was disgusting but you are sort of trapped at that point

>>34987461
She'll lose respect for you if you say something about it.
If she's gotta taste it so do you. Do you see her complaining when she blows you after you've been inside her?

>>34987480
Fuck off with that horseshit.

How about don't have disgusting cum?

Ask her to do ATM … it will start a discussion.

>>34987671
>ATM
that is fucking hot

>>34987671
>ask GW for ATM
>she asks for your PIN number

>>34987489
>actually if you just put some hot sauce on literal shit it'll taste good I promise
fuck off you fucking cum guzzling literal gay ass fucking faggot

>>34987461
See, this is how I see it, women are the receivers. Meaning, they take the semen.
We men are the givers, we do not take our own fucking semen. That's disgusting.

>>34987480
Dumbass, she's the woman, of course her own pussy juice is delicious.
It's delicious for both her and the man. Sperm is only meant for the woman.
This is why two women engaging in lesbian kissing and fucking is hot and natural,
and why two faggot men fucking each other is vile, repulsive and an abomination.
A woman drinking her own pussy juice or milk is natural and absolutely beautiful.
A man drinking his own sperm is NOT natural but fucking vulgar and very creepy.

>>34987461
Nigga, if you want her to drink your cum you gotta taste it through the kiss thats the rule.

>>34987958
Go back to sucking your boyfriend's dick.

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>>34987962
I'm not a girl, I'm a alpha male redditor like yourself.

>>34987950
>lesbian kissing and fucking is hot and natural
kek nah bro, ever heard of roman faggotry? Pederasty has been going on for ages I'd argue it's almost normal. And I don't even like gays.

Also, the other niggas itt are correct. It's a bit of a shittest and you've failed. I bet you've never eaten her out, you sound like a faggot

>>34987461
I will eat her box after dropping a thick load into it. I really don't care, I only draw the line at anything anal because that's fucking gay.

>>34987987
I'm not OP, and of fucking course I would eat my woman out. That is absolutely 100% what I would do.
I don't know how the fuck you read my post and thought I would never eat a woman out.
My girlfriend and I have been together for years. I always drink her pussy juice and ass juice.
And I always kiss her after she blows me. But I absolutely draw the line at drinking my own semen.
I would argue that you are the one that sounds like a faggot, because you enjoy drinking sperm.

>>34987987
nigga why you bring pedophilia into this?

>>34987461
lol some women are also grossed out about kissing after a guy eats them out

I don't remember what it's from but there's a movie or something, something along the lines of
>should I swallow?
to which he rightfully respond
>why ask me? I'm not a cocksucker

This is paraphrased to fuck but it's apt.

>>34988284
I don't get it

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>>34987461
Don't kiss her until she brushes her teeth and uses mouthwash. Your girlfriend is disgusting.

>>34988464
>>34988487
she doesn't have to brush her teeth dude look I don't give a shit if there's trace amounts of cum in her mouth
all I fucking care about is not drinking a glass fucking full of my own jizz all she needs to do is just swallow
it's the amount of it that's disgusting look I don't care if she has my precum on her lips that's fucking fine

>>34987461
If it's so disgusting, why do you expect her to take it?

>>34987950
How very very sad it must be to be you

Reminder that if you kiss her, you're technically eating your kids :p

>>34987461
>tasting my own cum is just disgusting to me
If you can't handle tasting it, it is absolutely unreasonable to expect your girlfriend to taste it. Unless you're a blazing hypocrite you need to stop cumming in her mouth.

>>34988681
>>34988684
>>34988819
You sad bunch of motherfucking faggots. I have never seen a bunch of blatantly obvious homosexuals.

>>34988819
>If you can't handle tasting it
Oh this fucking faggot absolutely eats his own cum. You disgusting fucking faggot. Kill yourself.

>>34988681
Because I'm not gay, you fucking dumbass. How is this even a fucking question?

Do you think being heterosexual makes you love the taste of semen? Are you retarded?

>>34988952
>Do you think being heterosexual makes you love the taste of semen?
If you're a woman taking the semen, YES absolutely. Fucking DUH. That's the fucking point of sex, you fucking retard.
If you're a man taking the semen. You're a fucking faggot and you should kill yourself immediately for being gay.

>Are you retarded?
Are YOU? You fucking gay ass retard.

I'm a heterosexual woman and you're fucking stupid. Semen doesn't automatically start tasting good (or stop tasting like "shit with hot sauce" as you put it) just because you're attracted to men. Men and women have the exact same fucking tongues and taste buds

Also, you are freaking out so much and so disgusted it's very obvious you've ingested your own semen before

>>34989008
>I'm a heterosexual woman
lol you wish troon get the fuck outta here ahahahaha ywbaw btw

I've got a pussy, you little 15-year-old twerp. Do your parents even let you use the computer without putting fucking child block on it?

>>34989025
An axe wound is not a pussy. Also use the quote feature so people know who you're fucking responding to.

You know who I'm talking to, you dirty little bitch

>>34989046
Calling a 15 year old a dirty little bitch is a bit pedo of you, don't ya think?

>>34987461
Just eat her ass and kiss her after, she'll get the message.

>>34987461
>Is it unreasonable to have my girlfriend swallow my cum before kissing me?
I don't think it's that unreasonable, but honestly it's a pity. Cum kisses are so hot, they make me feel so close to my girl. Like I can literally taste the result of what we just did.

>>34989107
Shit I'll eat her ass just cause I love it.

>>34989110
>Like I can literally taste the result of what we just did.
Lol, you're something else man. But remember, I don't mind kissing her as long as she swallows first.

>>34988720
lol that's than instant boner killer bro

>>34987461
lol there's women that will take your load in their mouth but THEY won't kiss you afterward cause they're not turned on by that

>>34987461
I'm sort of in the middle. I'll eat her out after I've creampied her, and I'll kiss and swap spit even if her mouth is still loaded with my cum and hasn't swallowed, cause it's different and it has been mixed with her fluids, so it's tolerable at that point, and thus it's a very straight thing to do, for the sake of both of our pleasure as she's willing to taste her pussy from my dick and I love her pussy juices. But I for damn sure will never eat my own cum by myself when I'm like masturbating alone, for example, cause that's just straight up extremely pathetic and gay.

>>34987461
no but you should kiss her with cum in her mouth at least once especially if shes asking you too
otherwise her feelings WILL get hurt and you WILL have to deal with that later
In my opinion my girlfriend deserves all the kisses from me she wants for letting me blow in her mouth and never once spitting it out

>>34989604
awww cute

>>34987467
Just say no in a manly way, don't justify yourself, the bitch is the bitch, you are the man

>>34989008
>I'm a heterosexual woman
No, you're not

>>34987461
This is a very interesting topic

>>34988951
Is masturbation gay since you’re jacking off a cock?

>>34991088
Technically, it would be gay incest.

>>34989278
Pretty acceptable take. Plus, unless she sits on your face afterwards you’re not really consuming much of yourself

>>34989110
This is my fetish t.b.hdesu but it is a little gay

>>34991088
Yes, it's gay and extremely pathetic. I'd rather be behaving sex with a woman than touching myself alone like a loser in my bedroom.

>>34991484
I think anything done with a woman involved inherently can’t be gay or pathetic, excepting pegging and cucking

>>34987461
I'm a woman, and I think the right thing to do is swallow before kissing, regardless of whether you find it disgusting or not. The fact is, there will always be traces of semen in your mouth. Now, telling a girl to brush her teeth before kissing would be a real turn-off and would completely ruin the mood.
And I think it would be very strange to kiss with your mouth full of semen.
And obviously, that doesn't make you gay, it's ridiculous to think that way, lol

>>34991538
>Now, telling a girl to brush her teeth before kissing would be a real turn-off and would completely ruin the mood.
Oh I would definitely NOT do that LOL yeah that's just OCD levels of extreme and very fucking weird

>I think the right thing to do is swallow before kissing
You're a champ. For that I would eat your pussy for hours LOL
But would you be turned off if I kissed you afterward?
Or giving me a blowjob after I've had my dick in your pussy?

>>34991549
In my opinion, none of that would be a problem; I would even consider it completely normal.

>>34991528
I don't understand this need to have some other dude, often a black guy, fuck your wife. Like what the fuck is the appeal of that?

All of you are filthy animals who drink body fluids for craven hedonistic pleasure and you're all going to burn in the gaping maw of Hell regardless if she swallowed or not.

>>34991688
I guess it’s the humiliation angle. I do like the idea of watching my gf getting fucked by another entity but I would never actually want another man to be inside her or involved. Maybe a clone of me would be kinda hot

>>34991858
>I do like the idea of watching my gf getting fucked by another entity
why... fucking why... lol

>Maybe a clone of me would be kinda hot
dude what the fuck man lmao fucking weird as fuck

>>34992027
Okay I get it, you’re an ultra normie. Tying someone up is probably the height of kinkiness to you

>>34992990
>Tying someone up
nigga I would never even do that lol wtf is wrong with you

>>34987480
>Muh equality
You’re an NPC

>>34987461
Sodomy is degenerate.
Sex outside of marriage is degenerate.
And acting like your gf is gross for doing something you yourself ask for is retarded.

tl;dr you should drink the cum straight from the source, you colossal faggot

>>34993054
>you should drink the cum straight from the source, you colossal faggot
No

>>34988819
lol wtf is this reasoning?
how then can you expect your gf to suck your dick if you aren't also willing to suck a dick? that's basically what you're suggesting here. it's not hypocritical to be straight.

>>34993079
They don't understand basic heterosexuality. The woman is supposed to take the semen, whether it's in her vagina or her mouth.
The man is the one that gives it to her. The man is not supposed to also take the semen. It's basic male female dynamics.

cum doesn't taste good. we all know this.

>>34991844
good post

>>34993081
>whether it's in her vagina or her mouth.
Only one of these is intrinsically heterosexual. The other is deviant. Queer, if you will.

>>34993135
speak for yourself, i haven't tasted semen

>>34993164
It is extremely heterosexual for a woman to suck dick and swallow her man's cum. There's nothing "queer" about it. What the fuck are you even on about?

>>34993171
Are you a biological woman? Hopefully?

>>34993299
no

>>34993034
Kek thanks for the laugh anon

>>34993828
you're welcome you fucking degenerate pervert

>>34993925
not him and not into bondage, but... you have no fetishes?

>>34993952
I mean... I like having sex outdoors but who doesn't?

>>34994042
kinky

>>34993137
bad post

>>34999392
good post

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**Title: My girlfriend cheated on me, and I want my iPhone 17 Pro Max back. I need your help.**

I'm from Ukraine, and I'm reaching out to this community because I genuinely need your support.

I bought my girlfriend an iPhone 17 Pro Max. I paid for it, although the installment plan is registered in my father's name. I gave her the phone as a gift because I loved her and trusted her.

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>>35003642
What...

>>35003730
The fuck?

>>35003642
Steal the phone back and shove it up her father's ass

>>35006851
kek